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THIS ASSIGNMENT'S GOING TO BE A LOT MORE FUN THAN I THOUGHT.

ARTIE, SHE WASN'T SMILING AT YOU.

SAYS WHO, SHE WASN'T?

SHE WAS SMILING AT JACK O'DIAMONDS.

WHAT'S HE GOT THAT I HAVEN'T?

A BETTER PEDIGREE.

A-HA HA HA HA.

HOLA, SEÑORES.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU.

I AM CAPTAIN RAUL FORTUNA, FIFTH REGIMENT.

I'M JAMES WEST, CAPTAIN.

ARTEMUS GORDON.

I AM TO ESCORT YOU TO THE CAPITAL.

IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, I'D JUST AS LEAVE

IF WE WERE ESCORTED TO THE HOTEL RIGHT NOW.

IT IS JUST UP THE STREET.

WHEN DO WE LEAVE FOR MEXICO CITY?

AT FIRST LIGHT TOMORROW, SEÑORES,

AFTER YOU HAVE RESTED.

EL PRESIDENTE JUAREZ IS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS GIFT

FROM YOUR PRESIDENT GRANT.

HE PLANS TO RIDE HIM AT THE CINCO de MAYO PARADE.

WHAT A HORSE.

HOW LONG WILL THE TRIP TAKE?

THREE WEEKS.

WE MUST MOVE WITH EXTREME CAUTION.

WE HAVE MANY ENEMIES WHO MIGHT TRY TO STEAL THIS ANIMAL

TO EMBARRASS RELATIONS BETWEEN OUR TWO COUNTRIES.

IF THIS HORSE DID NOT REACH MEXICO CITY,

IT WOULD BE MOST UNFORTUNATE, EH?

MY MEN WILL GUARD THAT HORSE WITH THEIR LIVES, SEÑORES.

I'M SURE YOU WILL ENJOY THE HOSPITALITY OF THE HOTEL.

NOW I MUST SEND A WIRE TO MY SUPERIORS IN MEXICO CITY.

THEY WILL BE PLEASED TO HEAR OF YOUR SAFE ARRIVAL.

TILL WE SEE YOU, EH?

YOU KNOW, THAT'S A NICE FELLOW, THAT CAPTAIN FORTUNA.

THAT'S MEXICO'S FUTURE RIGHT THERE.

YOUNG, LIVE, VITAL.

OH. AH.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, ARTIE?

OH, NOTHING A 2-WEEK ASSIGNMENT

IN NEW ORLEANS WOULDN'T CURE.

HA HA HA HA.

EXCUSE ME.

PIGS ARE EVERYWHERE--

BANDITS, ASSASSINS,

TRAITORS WHO WANT TO DESTROY THE REPUBLIC.

ONE HAS TO BE CAREFUL JUST TO STAY ALIVE THESE DAYS.

HEH. ENOUGH OF THAT.

WELCOME TO MEXICO,

SEÑOR WEST, SEÑOR GORDON.

WHO ARE YOU?

I AM CAPTAIN RAUL FORTUNA, FIFTH REGIMENT.

I WAS SENT HERE TO ESCORT YOU TO MEXICO CITY.

WHERE HAVE YOU QUARTERED THE HORSE?

JUAREZ'S MEN DON'T HAVE THE HORSE,

THE UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE DOES NOT HAVE IT,

AND WE DO NOT HAVE IT.

OUR ORDERS FROM THE IMPERIAL HIGH COMMAND WERE EXPLICIT.

THAT HORSE MUST NOT REACH MEXICO CITY.

THE IDEA IS TO EMBARRASS THE REGIME OF JUAREZ.

NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF US ARE GOING TO BE EMBARRASSED.

MORE EMBARRASSING TO BE BURIED IN AN ANTHILL

UP TO YOUR CHIN, HUH?

I DO NOT LIKE ANTS.

THEN WE'D BETTER FIND THAT HORSE.

DO NOT MAKE A SOUND, SEÑOR.

YOU WANT TO FIND THE STALLION, TRUE?

TRUE.

I CAN LEAD YOU TO HIM-- FOR A PRICE.

HOW MUCH?

$100-- AMERICAN.

YOU GOT A DEAL.

BUENO.

AFTER SUNRISE, YOU WILL BRING THE MONEY TO ME.

I WILL GIVE YOU A MAP.

HOW DO I KNOW YOUR MAP'S ANY GOOD?

THAT IS A CHANCE YOU MUST TAKE, EH?

WHERE DO WE MEET?

TO THE SOUTHEAST.

A HIGH PINNACLE OF ROCKS CALLED CASTILLE LA VIEJA.

COME ALONE.

DO NOT FOLLOW ME, SEÑOR.

DO NOT FOLLOW ME, OR THE HORSE WILL DIE.

OH.

LEAVE ME NOW, POR FAVOR, SEÑOR.

WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

SCUM.

I AM A BANDIT, SEÑOR...

BUT AT LEAST I AM MEXICAN.

THESE A-ARE TRAITORS.

WHO HAS THE HORSE?

SORDO.

WHO?

IN MY BOOT-- THE RIGHT ONE--

I HAVE A MAP.

IT WILL LEAD YOU TO HIM.

DID-DID YOU BRING THE MONEY, SEÑOR?

LE-LET ME SEE IT, PLEASE.

OH.

OH, NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SO--

I AM DYING A RICH MAN. IT MAKES ME--

AH! OH.

LEAVE ME NOW, PLEASE, SEÑOR. POR FAVOR.

YOU'RE IN DANGER, SEÑOR. GO, GO.

I WILL FIND MY...

AFTER HIM!

NO!

BUT HE'LL ESCAPE.

NOT QUITE, MY DEAR ANTONIO.

HE WILL LEAD US TO THE HORSE.

AH, AND WHEN HE FINDS IT?

WE WILL KILL THEM BOTH.

I NEVER COULD UNDERSTAND TORTURING A MAN.

DO YOU RECOGNIZE HIM?

HE'S A BANDIT, ENRIQUE GARCIA,

A LIEUTENANT FOR A STILL BIGGER BANDIT,

A MAN NAMED SORDO.

BANDITS DON'T WEAR SPURS LIKE THOSE, DO THEY?

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?

OFF ONE OF THEM.

APPARENTLY, JIM RAN INTO COMPETITION OVER THE MAP.

THAT, I KNOW YOU'LL RECOGNIZE.

IT'S THE KIND WORN BY THE FRENCH LANCERS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

JIM MUST HAVE RODE UP ON THEM

WHILE THEY WERE TORTURING HIM.

SO WHO HAS THE MAP, SEÑOR?

THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. SORDO HAS TO HAVE THE HORSE.

THIS, UH, SORDO CHARACTER,

WHERE WOULD I BE LIKELY TO FIND HIM?

LOOK AROUND YOU--

500 SQUARE MILES OF DESERT TO HIDE IN.

SOMEBODY MUST KNOW.

THE VILLAGERS MAY,

BUT THEY DON'T BETRAY MEN LIKE SORDO.

SEE, TO THEM THESE BANDITS ARE LIKE HEROES.

OH, THEY ARE, ARE THEY?

UH-HUH.

HEY!

AH, MY GRANDSON LOVES MUSIC, EH, JUAN?

BUENO.

BUENO, NINA.

GOOD DAY.

BUENAS DIAS, SEÑOR.

I WAS RIDING BY, AND I HEARD THE MUSIC.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I SMELLED THE BEANS,

AND I WAS HUNGRY. MAY I?

OH, HELP YOURSELF, SEÑOR. WE HAVE PLENTY.

WE ARE NOT PEOPLE THAT WOULD DENY A HUNGRY MAN.

GRACIAS, SEÑOR.

HAPPY DAYS.

MMM. MY COMPLIMENTS TO YOUR COOK.

THIS FOOD IS EXCELLENT.

HA HA HA HA HA.

HA HA HA.

YOUR FAMILY?

SI.

MY BROTHERS, MY COUSINS, MY UNCLES, MY AUNTS.

I HAVE MANY RELATIVES TO FEED, AS YOU SEE.

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN, UH,

FEEDING THAT ONE VERY MUCH RECENTLY.

THAT ONE IS DIFFERENT. HE'S NOT ONE OF US.

HE'S A DIFFERENT BREED,

LIKE A BAD SNAKE.

DURING THE REVOLUTION, WE LOSE MANY GOOD FRIENDS--

GOOD FIGHTERS-- IN THE CAUSE OF THE LITTLE INDIAN JUAREZ.

WE KILL MANY LIKE HIM.

NOT ENOUGH.

SEE, THEY WOULD TAKE ALL MEXICO FOR THEMSELVES.

DOGS.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH HIM?

AFTER A WHILE, WE WILL THINK OF SOMETHING.

BUT WHAT IS A GRINGO LIKE YOU DOING IN THESE MOUNTAINS?

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

GOLD?

NO.

CIGAR?

THEY'RE FROM HAVANA.

YOU ARE VERY GENEROUS, SEÑOR.

YOU SAY YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR GOLD?

NO, BUT I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING AS RARE...

A HORSE.

THERE ARE DIFFERENT HORSES, SEÑOR,

ALL KINDS.

WE HAVE MANY HORSES IN OUR OWN CORRAL.

WHAT KIND OF A HORSE IS AS RARE AS GOLD?

THIS ONE'S CALLED AN ARABIAN.

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

LIKE THE ONE IN YOUR CORRAL.

IT WAS ENRIQUE.

HE TOLD THIS GRINGO WHERE TO FIND US.

WHERE IS ENRIQUE NOW?

HE'S DEAD.

WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THIS HORSE,

THIS RARE HORSE THAT LOOKS LIKE MY HORSE,

IF YOU FIND HIM?

RETURN HIM TO HIS RIGHTFUL OWNER.

IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

YOU ARE A FOOL, GRINGO.

I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KILL YOU.

I DIDN'T COME HERE EMPTY-HANDED.

OH, YOU HAVE MONEY.

HA HA HA HA HA!

AFTER WE KILL YOU,

WE TAKE THE MONEY.

HA HA HA HA HA.

WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S A BOMB.

A BOMB?

THE HORSES!

GET THE HORSES!

GET THE HORSES BACK!

SI, COMPADRE.

I AM GOING TO FOLLOW THAT GRINGO INTO HELL

IF I HAVE TO.

WHAT I CANNOT BELIEVE

IS THAT YOU LET SEÑOR WEST GO OUT ALONE.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAD A CHOICE?

I SHOULD HAVE BECOME A CHICKEN FARMER.

DO YOU REALIZE THE DANGER--

A MAN ALONE IN A COUNTRY THAT HASN'T BEEN CHARTED YET?

WHO IS THIS CHARACTER?

PONCHO.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME

WHEN I TELL MY SUPERIORS

THAT NOT ONLY HAVE I LOST THE HORSE,

BUT THE TOP UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE AGENT TO BOOT?

YEAH. TELL ME,

WHAT DID THIS PONCHO CHARACTER DO

TO EARN A FREE PORTRAIT IN THE POLICE SCOUT?

DO? EH, WHAT DIDN'T HE DO?

HE'S BEEN A KIDNAPPER, A BANK ROBBER.

LAST WEEK HE MURDERED THREE MEN IN COLD BLOOD,

AND STILL HE'S NOT AS BAD AS SORDO.

HE ISN'T, HUH?

THAT IS SOME HORSE.

MORE HORSE THAN WE WILL EVER CATCH THIS WAY.

DISMOUNT, TAKE OFF YOUR SADDLES,

MAKE YOUR WAY BACK TO CAMP ON FOOT. ANDALE.

PONCHO.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY! IT'S ALL RIGHT! HAVE FUN!

PLAY.

HAVE FUN! YOU HEAR ME?

AHHH!

SEÑOR, SERVICIO?

TEQUILA?

I DON'T DRINK.

AH, SEÑOR, YOU ARE MORE HANDSOME

THAN I COULD HAVE BELIEVED.

HEAVEN WAS GOOD TO ME.

IT IS TRUE YOU HAVE KILLED HUNDRED MEN?

100 SO FAR THIS YEAR.

SEÑOR.

WHERE IS SORDO?

HE HAS GONE TO THE MOUNTAINS.

WHERE IN THE MOUNTAINS?

THE USUAL PLACE.

MM-HMM.

I SEE.

WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT A HORSE,

A BEAUTIFUL HORSE, HUH?

THAT'S IT.

EVERYBODY WANT THAT HORSE, BUT SORDO HAS IT.

AND SORDO IS IN THE MOUNTAINS, EH,

IN THE USUAL PLACE?

SI. YOU KNOW THE OLD CAMPSITE

NEAR THE HACIENDA DE LA VIEJA.

OH, SURE.

I'VE BEEN THERE MANY TIMES MYSELF HANGING OUT.

WELL, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO.

OH, SEÑOR, YOU BROUGHT YOUR MEN.

MY MEN?

SI, YOUR MEN.

ISABELLA.

CHICO.

OH, HOW I MISSED YOU.

PONCHO IS HERE.

PONCHO?

PONCHO IS DEAD.

I BURY HIM TWO DAYS AGO.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

PONCHO IS RIGHT HERE.

PONCHO.

TURN AROUND.

I THINK MAYBE I WANT TO BURY YOU AGAIN.

I THINK ONCE IS ENOUGH, AMIGO.

GO HOME, MY PET.

HOLA, AMIGO.

WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPING YOURSELF, HUH?

IT'S NOT NICE TO LEAVE A MAN'S TABLE

SO QUICK.

I WANTED TO TALK SOME MORE WITH YOU.

MAYBE WE COULD MAKE A NEW FRIEND, HUH?

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, IT WOULD BE VERY DIFFICULT.

WE EACH HAVE A POINT OF VIEW, HUH?

FROM WHERE I AM,

YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD TO ME.

STAND UP AND TAKE OFF YOUR GUN BELT, SEÑOR.

YOU KNOW, AMIGO,

I COULD HAVE SHOT YOU

FOR YOUR GUN HAPPILY,

BUT FOR STEALING MY HORSE,

THAT IS AN UNSPEAKABLE CRIME.

GUESS IT'S ALL ACCORDING

TO HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, ISN'T IT?

WE ARE LOOKING FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, AMIGO.

I HAVE THE GUN.

YEAH, YOU HAVE THE GUN.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ME?

I WILL THINK ABOUT THAT.

YOUR CRIME DESERVES A LITTLE THOUGHT.

YOU SEE, TO SHOOT YOU,

IT'S NOTHING. NO IMAGINATION.

I AM A MAN OF GREAT IMAGINATION, SEÑOR.

YOU BETTER HURRY UP.

HUH?

WE'VE GOT COMPANY.

THEY REACHED US.

THIS IS VERY FUNNY.

FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T SEE THE HUMOR IN IT.

WE WOULD HAVE KILLED EACH OTHER

BECAUSE OF THIS HORSE,

AND NOW FOR THE SAME BECAUSE,

WE MUST FIGHT TOGETHER TO KEEP FROM BEING KILLED.

IT'LL BE DARK IN AN HOUR.

WE'LL SEE OUR VISITORS BEFORE THAT.

THEY WILL COME NOT AS THE WIND,

BUT AS A RIVER FLOOD,

THERE AND THERE.

YOU KNOW, I AM NOT A RELIGIOUS MAN,

BUT IF SOMEHOW I COULD FIND MYSELF

IN A CANTINA WITH A PRETTY GIRL

AT THIS MOMENT,

I WOULD BECOME ONE.

HAVE A CIGAR.

HUH?

THEY'RE FROM HAVANA.

IN HAVANA,

THEY MAKE VERY INTRIGUING CIGARS.

UP TO A POINT,

THEY ARE NOT BAD.

NOW.

ANTONIO, GET MORE MEN.

SI, JEFE.

HEY, YOU ARE NOT BAD FOR A GRINGO.

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GRINGOS?

NOT MUCH.

I TRY TO AVOID THEM.

IT'S BAD COMPANY.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

OH, NOT SO GOOD COMPANY, EITHER.

I AM A BANDIT.

I ROB A LITTLE.

SOMETIMES I KILL A LITTLE.

IT IS NOT A VERY GOOD LIVING,

BUT IT'S ALL I GOT.

OH, MY MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO A STUPID ONE.

MY STUPIDITY IS A THING TO BEHOLD.

THEY STOLE MY HORSE.

YOUR HORSE DOESN'T MATTER. THIS IS THE ONE

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

IT WILL BE DARK SOON, THEN IT WILL BE EASY.

ONE OF US CAN SLIP AWAY WITH HIM.

YEAH, BUT WHICH ONE?

I ALWAYS WIN, AMIGO.

IT IS A BAD HABIT OF MINE.

HOLD ON.

THE OLD HACIENDA THE GIRL TALKED TO US ABOUT

IS IN THE FOOTHILLS.

SORDO SHOULD BE NEAR THERE.

HOW FAR IS THAT?

SIX, SEVEN HOURS.

WE WON'T HAVE LIGHT MUCH LONGER.

BETTER KEEP MOVING, EH?

COME ON.

WOLVES.

SI.

HE HAS MADE A KILL.

HE'S CALLING HIS MATE,

TELLING HER OF HIS LOVE, OF HIS NEED.

THEY SOUND TO HIM SANE.

HE MUST SURVIVE.

IT'S A HARD NIGHT,

EVEN FOR A BIG WOLF.

ALL OF US MUST KILL TO SURVIVE, HUH?

SOMETIMES, EVEN WHEN WE DON'T WANT TO.

WE ARE LUCKY, YOU AND ME.

WE HAVE ONLY THE MATTER

OF A HORSE TO SETTLE.

WHY DID YOU STEAL THAT HORSE?

IT WAS A GREAT RISK JUST FOR A HORSE.

YES.

SI, BUT NOT JUST A HORSE.

A GREAT HORSE, AMIGO,

WORTH MORE THAN MY LIFE EVEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

TO LIVE LIKE SORDO?

GREAT UGLINESS.

EVEN MY FACE UGLY.

LOOK AT THIS COUNTRY--

COLD IN THE NIGHT,

HOT IN THE DAY.

UGLINESS-- DUST, SAND, ROCKS,

SNAKES, SCORPIONS.

LIFE AND DEATH, IT IS NOTHING.

YET IT IS WHERE I LIVE,

WHERE I SURVIVE.

NOT VERY PRETTY, HUH?

BUT WHEN I SEE THAT HORSE,

AYE, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

TO HAVE HIM,

TO LOOK AT HIM

AND SAY THAT HE'S MINE,

AYE, THAT IS...

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

SO WHEN I SEES YOU

AND YOUR COMPADRE WITH HIM,

I SAY, "LOOK, THESE GRINGOS,

"THEY TAKE THAT BEAUTY OF AN ANIMAL

TO SOME RICH PIG OF A PATRóN."

YOU MADE A MISTAKE.

I DID?

WE'RE NOT GIVING THIS HORSE TO ANY RICH PATRóN.

WE'RE TAKING IT TO JUAREZ.

TO THE PRESIDENTE?

MM-HMM.

THE TRAIL WE GO, AMIGO.

THERE'S A PASSAGE TO THE MOUNTAIN THERE,

A CANYON.

WITH THAT, ONE MAN CAN HOLD OFF AN ARMY.

IT IS OUR ONLY CHANCE, AMIGO. THERE.

IF WE KEEP RIDING THIS HORSE,

WE'LL KILL HIM. YOU'RE RIGHT.

THERE, AMIGO.

WE'LL TRY AND MAKE THAT CANYON.

WHOA.

THEY'RE HEADING OFF TO THE MOUNTAINS.

I KNOW. KEEP AFTER THEM.

BUT THE MEN ARE TIRED.

SO IS THAT HORSE THEY'RE RIDING.

ONE MORE HOUR IN THE SUN,

AND HE WILL BE DEAD,

AND OUR JOB WILL BE FINISHED.

WHAT ABOUT THE GRINGO AND THE OTHER?

WE WILL KILL THEM BOTH,

AND I WANT NO TRACE OF THEM FOUND.

AS YOU ORDER, EXCELLENCY.

BUENO.

HAH!

WE HAVE NOT MUCH TIME, AMIGO.

THEY WILL BE ON US QUICKER

THAN I CARE TO THINK ABOUT.

I KNOW. ONE OF US

IS GOING TO HAVE TO RIDE OUT OF HERE.

AND THE OTHER?

THE OTHER IS GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD THEM OFF.

YOU CAN HOLD THEM OFF FOR ABOUT AN HOUR

IF YOU'RE CLEVER.

IT COULD BE A MASSACRE IF A MAN IS CLEVER.

YEAH, A MASSACRE.

QUESTION IS WHICH MAN, EH?

THAT'S THE QUESTION, ALL RIGHT-- WHICH ONE?

FOR ME, IT IS SURVIVAL.

I HAVE SURVIVED A LONG TIME, AMIGO.

FOR YOU, IT IS DIFFERENT.

FOR YOU, IT IS AN UGLY LITTLE INDIAN

WE CALL JUAREZ WHO AWAITS THIS HORSE.

YOU KNOW JUAREZ?

NO, I'VE NEVER MET HIM.

HE IS AN UGLY LITTLE INDIAN,

LIKE MYSELF, BORN IN MISERY.

WHAT A MAN, AMIGO.

WHAT A MAN.

BENITO JUAREZ IS MEXICO,

AND HE AWAITS MY HORSE.

WHAT A BEAUTY YOU ARE,

LIKE A STAR,

LIKE A STAR IN MY POCKET.

WHY WERE YOU EVER BORN, HUH?

THE WINNER RIDES THE HORSE OUT, HUH?

YOU FIGHT GOOD,

BUT YOU TRUST TOO QUICKLY.

NEVER TRUST ANYBODY.

I LIVE A LONG TIME BY THAT RULE.

IT ALWAYS PAYS.

DOES IT?

SI. GET UP.

WHAT NOW?

WE MADE A BARGAIN.

THE WINNER RIDES OUT THE HORSE.

YOU WIN THE FIGHT.

GO. GO NOW.

YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

ME, I AM SENTIMENTAL.

WHAT IS A BANDIT COMPARED TO JUAREZ?

LEAVE YOUR GUN.

I WILL HAVE NEED OF IT.

ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU GET UP ON THIS HORSE.

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

JUST THINK I CAN HOLD THEM OFF LONGER

THAN YOU CAN, THAT'S ALL.

AYE, GRINGOS.

KEEP THE FIRE WARM, COMPADRE, EH?

ADIOS.

BUENO SUERTE.

THAT IS HIS PROBLEM.

I HAVE TO GET YOU TO BENITO JUAREZ.

AYE, GRINGO.

BUENOS DIAS, SEÑORS.

HEY, I KNOW YOU.

YOU ARE THE FRIEND OF SEÑOR WEST.

YEAH. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?

YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH, SEÑOR.

YOU, GET OFF YOUR HORSE.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SORDO?

I'M GOING TO CHANGE HORSES.

TELL JUAREZ I'M SORRY FOR THE LATENESS

IN THE DELIVERY OF HIS GIFT.

TELL HIM THAT AN OLD BANDIT

WHO FOUGHT WITH HIM IN THE REVOLUTION

SENDS IT WITH HIS BEST REGARDS

AND HIS BLESSINGS.

YOU AND ME,

WE HAVE A FRIEND IN TROUBLE.

SHALL WE HELP HIM?

WHY NOT?

ANTONIO, CLIMB UP THERE

AND GET ABOVE HIM.

PEDRO, MIGUEL, COVER ANTONIO.

HE'S HIT.

HA HA!

HE'S DEAD, MUCHACHOS!

FOLLOW ME!

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

WE ARE AFRAID, EXCELLENCY!

OF WHAT?

OF ONE DEAD GRINGO?

HAS ANY ONE OF YOU EVER BEEN BITTEN

BY A DEAD SCORPION, HUH?

THE SMELL OF COWARDS

IS TOO STRONG FOR ME HERE.

LOOK.

LOOK AT ME.

HEY, GRINGO.

ARE YOU DEAD?

SHOOT ME, HUH?

GRINGO, KILL ME.

YOU SEE? HE'S DEAD.

COME ON. FOLLOW ME.

WE HAVE WORK TO DO.

JUST HAPPENED INTO A LITTLE TROUBLE?

YOU MIGHT SAY SO, ARTIE.

HOW'S THE JACK O'DIAMONDS?

SAFE WITH CAPTAIN FORTUNA.

YOU HAVE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE.

IT'S GOING TO HEAL ALL RIGHT, THOUGH.

YOU HAVE A CIGAR?

YEAH.

HERE YOU ARE.

THEY MADE IN HAVANA?

YEAH, YEAH, BUT IT WON'T EXPLODE.

YOU GOT NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

WELL...

THAT'S ONE WHALE OF A FIGHTING MAN.

ONE OF THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN.

SEÑORS.

DO NOTHING FOOLISH.

YOUR MONEY, PLEASE.

NOW THROW YOUR GUNS AND YOUR GUN BELTS

IN THE BUSHES.

DID YOU EVER HAVE THE FEELING

THAT YOU'D BEEN HAD?

SORDO, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

YOU'RE WOUNDED TOO SERIOUSLY.

OH, THIS?

I HAVE BEEN HURT WORSE THAN THIS.

THEY DO NOT CALL ME THE OLD FOX FOR NOTHING.

NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT BAD GRINGOS,

I AM GOING TO LEAVE YOU A HORSE.

GIVE MY REGARDS TO JUAREZ, EH?

TELL HIM TO RIDE MY HORSE

IN GOOD HEALTH.

ADIOS, AMIGOS.

HOW FAR DO YOU THINK HE'LL GET?

OH, ABOUT AS FAR AS A HANGMAN'S NOOSE.

YEAH, THAT'S FOR SURE. SOMEDAY.

YEAH, BUT NOT TODAY, ARTIE.

NOT TODAY.

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