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You keep moving.
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Dirk Southgate, I'm your co -host for
this film.
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I'm Connie Peters, the better half of
the team.
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In this film, you will experience much
erotic and sensual stimuli.
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Hey, that was hard to say.
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I know, that's why I asked the producer
to give you that line.
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Thanks for nothing, you know.
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In this film, you'll enjoy with us the
talk of... Born a star.
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Yeah, there are over 23 of them.
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All coming and coming.
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That's not coming, baby. That's showing
up.
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John Holmes and Serena are two of the
biggest stars in our business.
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Are you that as big as John Holmes?
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Only when he's soft.
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But look now, let's... Watch Serena.
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And John Holmes.
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Doing their thing.
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And one another.
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right one four
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to ease my fears and say them for me.
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I heard that. The word, my dear, is
gluteus maximus.
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Don't try and change the subject. I saw
all of your films.
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Hey, and you're next.
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Promises, promises.
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Hey, a little bit of butt slam and never
hurt anybody, sugar babe.
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It certainly didn't hurt John Leslie and
his female friends. Let's watch them as
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they get into it. Got into it, into her.
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Hey, whatever suits you just plum
tickles me to death.
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I wonder what a cowboy does on his day
off.
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Spend it in the lower 40 with a sheep?
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Here is a classic scene of a dirty
western, one of the top ten porno films
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made. Nah, you're just saying that
because their producer made that film.
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paid me $1 .77 extra to say it.
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Say, you're kind of shy, aren't you?
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of porno cuts featuring many fabulous
stars.
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All of which is for your enjoyment.
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Remember the classic story, Beauty and
the Beast?
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The Beast being John Holmes' swan. The
Beauty being Annette Haven,
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taking all of John's luscious 13 inches.
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It's a fantasy many girls would love to
have fulfilled.
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Here's Annette Haven and that butcher of
the now John Holmes. At least a 10 on
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the masky meter. I love him.
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Would you go along and write one for me?
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If I can't find the sun, would you be
there
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to light it for me?
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you take the time to sing one for me.
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Work to ease my fears and save them for
me.
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Would you go along and write one for me?
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If I can't find the sun, would you be
there
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to light it for me?
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I'm just doing one for me.
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tell you he's an ass freak.
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I told you he knew an ass.
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I love Georgina Stelvin. She's always
fantastic.
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Her classic, The Devil and Miss Jones,
is still playing in Bacoima with Mary
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Poppins.
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Right now, Eric Edwards is playing with
her. And she loves every minute of it
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all. So do you.
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Third working is Dirk Southgate.
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You call fucking hard work?
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No, but the rehearsals are a bitch.
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At least we girls can thank you.
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Wanna watch me fulfill all of a man's
fantasies?
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Which is?
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No girls at once. Count them.
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And Dirk Southgate.
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What are cowboys doing their day off?
They fuck sheep.
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We're always fascinated when they watch
two women make love.
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Why not two men making love to each
other?
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We don't want to watch a couple damn
dick smokers in this film.
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I want to watch.
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Are you going to be a bastard again?
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Yeah, you bet.
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That's not fair.
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I know.
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I'm going to show you two chicks anyway.
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Here is Sika, Desiree Cusdo, Ken Yoss,
and Bill Tobas. Give it here.
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Thank you.
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Ah.
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is Jean Jennings. Yeah, she's sweet.
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Petite, innocent, very sexy.
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Yeah, she relates to all my fantasies.
Here's Jean accompanied by Mark
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Stevens, Jamie Gillis, in a very comical
scene.
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Yeah, it's flashy.
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Like you, doll.
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Do you like teddy bears?
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Not at all.
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How about if they give good heads?
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Only if they say please.
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Serena likes teddy bears.
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All girls like teddy bears.
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Can't you be serious for a minute?
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Here's Serena with her teddy bear.
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Who is joined by Eric Edwards, who's...
Another teddy bear.
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Cut the cord and you can be free.
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And you can be
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free.
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You set me free.
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A great guy who always enjoys his work
is John Leslie.
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He was absolutely fabulous in The
Sensual Detective.
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Yes, any of the boys.
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He loves to muff dive. Well, that was
Scooby -Doo too, honey.
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And he really is a member of the ass
-pucking society.
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Watch him dive into the things with Tina
Russell and Janet Beaver.
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um uh
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Would you be liking to see an Irish
laugh?
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An Irish act?
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Faith can be God of that, too.
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Here's a pretty wench, Helen Madigan.
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Madigan? Is that an Irish name?
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It's as Irish as Patty's pig.
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How about another melange of porno cuts?
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Ready? Let's hope.
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Love it.
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He does a great kitchen scene.
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He stuffs a great chicken.
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Yes, and the chickens loved it, too.
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Now, in this next film, he's massaging
the voluptuous Vanessa Del Rio.
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Lucky stiff.
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He'll probably end up stiff at the end
of the scene.
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Best massage is a mouth massage.
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An oral massage is the only way to go.
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Thank you.
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No, no.
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I don't know.
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Hope you like the film.
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We enjoyed doing it.
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But we haven't participated.
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Do you want to?
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Do you mind?
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He goes crazy if I ignore him.
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I know you won't mind.
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After all, Freud said it first.
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Everything is in the orgasm.
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