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[EVANY] (SPEAKING SPANISH)
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[SCOTT] (SPEAKING SPANISH)
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[■■]
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[SCOTT] HEY EVERYONE. THE GLOBE
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AND MAIL CAME OUT WITH THEIR
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MONTHLY LIST OF THE MOST POPULAR
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SKETCH TROUPES IN CANADA, AND WE
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ARE NOT ON IT.
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[SCOTT] SO WE ARE MAKING AN
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EFFORT TO INCREASE OUR
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POPULARITY.
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[SCOTT] I WAS JUST, THE OTHER
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DAY, UM, TALKING TO SOME HIGH
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SCHOOL GIRLS WHO HAD NEVER HEARD
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OF US. WENT OUT TO DINNER, HAD
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SOME DRINKS AND THEY LOVE US
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NOW. THEY'RE GONNA WATCH THE
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SHOW, AND...
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WHAT?
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DRINKS?
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[SCOTT] YEAH.
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[ANDREW] YOU GAVE UNDERAGED
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GIRLS ALCOHOLIC DRINKS?
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[SCOTT] WELL, THEY WERE WEARING
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MAKE-UP. I DON'T KNOW. THEY,
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LIKE, THEY WERE COOL WITH IT.
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COOL WITH IT. THEY WERE GETTING
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FREE ALCOHOL.
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[SCOTT] COULD I BE CHARGED FOR
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THAT? I THINK THAT'S THE
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RESTAURANT WOULD GET CHARGED.
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[ANDREW] NO I THINK YOU COULD BE
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CHARGED AS WELL.
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[SCOTT] SO WE'RE DOING
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A P.R. PUSH.
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EVERYONE'S GOT IDEAS.
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MARK LITTLE HAS TAKEN SOME
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INITIATIVE. UH, HE ACTUALLY
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TOOK AN AD OUT IN TODAY'S
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PAPER. A FULL PAGE AD.
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IT'S RIGHT ON THE BACK HERE.
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"RENT ROBOCOP".
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[ANDREW] RENT ROBOCOP?
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HOW'S THAT AN AD FOR...
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PICNICFACE?
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[MARK] YEAH, I WASN'T
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100 PERCENT CLEAR ON WHAT I WAS
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ALLOWED TO PROMOTE OR NOT
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PROMOTE.
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[ANDREW] HOW MUCH DID THAT COST
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US?!
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[MARK] 30 THOUSAND DOLLARS.
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[ANDREW] 30 THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
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[MARK] DON'T SNATCH.
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[ANDREW] I CAN SNATCH WHAT
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I WANT TO SNATCH.
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[MARK] OH!
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IT'S OKAY. IF THERE'S ONE THING
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I LEARNED FROM ROBOCOP,
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IT'S WHEN TO FIGHT AND WHEN TO
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STAND BY AND LET THEM HANG
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THEMSELVES--
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[ANDREW] WHERE DID YOU LEARN
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THAT IN ROBOCOP?
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HE SHOOTS EVERYONE!
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[DIRECTOR] JUST A FULL OUT FIGHT
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OVER THERE AND GUYS YOU ALL
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STAND--
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"YOU GUYS, STOP, STOP, STOP!"
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[ANDREW] (SLAP)
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[MARK] OW!
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(COMMOTION)
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[ANDREW] WELL GUYS, I GUESS WE
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DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO PROMOTE
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OURSELVES, SO WE'RE GOING TO
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HAVE TO THINK OF MORE CREATIVE
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SOLUTIONS.
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CELEBRITY. THAT'LL CAUSE A MEDIA
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FRENZY, AND THAT'S A DOOLEY
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GUARANTEE.
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MOST POPULAR GIRL AT HALIFAX
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HIGH SCHOOL.
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[ANDREW] HOW WILL THAT MAKE US
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MORE POPULAR SCOTT?
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[SCOTT] SHE'S POPULAR, I'LL BE
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POPULAR. DO THE MATH, MAN.
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AND SHE'S HOT.
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POPULAR.
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[CHERYL] I GOT SOMETHING IN THE
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WORKS BUT... NO SPOILERS.
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[EVANY] TWO WORDS:
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PROMOTIONAL ARSON.
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[BILL] I'M GOING TO RELEASE
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MESSENGER DOVES. IT WILL RAISE
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AWARENESS OF PICNICFACE AND BE A
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BEAUTIFUL METAPHOR FOR PEACE.
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[ANDREW] I'M GOING TO HUNT
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BRIAN.
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[BRIAN] WHAT?
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[ANDREW] LIVE ON THE INTERNET.
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[BRIAN] CAN I HAVE A HEAD START?
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[ANDREW] NO.
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[MARK] IN THE FUTURE, ONLY ONE
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ROBOTIC OFFICER WILL BE ABLE TO
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SAVE DETROIT FROM CAPITALISM
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GONE WRONG IN A--
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[■■]
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[BRIGITTE] MY MOM JUST, LIKE,
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GONE, FAINTS. THE RABBI STOPS
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WHAT HE'S DOING, LIKE KNIFE IN
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HAND. EVERYONE WAS JUST LIKE SO
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EMBARRASSED. IT WAS CRAZY.
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(LAUGHING)
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[CHERYL] THAT IS SO YOUR MOM.
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[JAKE] YOUR MOM HAS THE WORST
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LUCK EVER.
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SHE'S RIDICULOUS. I LOVE HER.
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[BILL] AT LEAST YOU GOT A GOOD
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STORY OUT OF IT.
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[BRIGITTE] THAT'S TRUE. ALTHOUGH
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IF YOU LIKE THAT STORY, YOU
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SHOULD HEAR JAKE'S STORY.
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[JAKE] WHAT?
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WHERE YOU'RE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.
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THAT STORY HAS NOTHING TO DO
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WITH WHAT YOU WERE JUST TALKING
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ABOUT.
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[CHERYL] OH, COME ON JAKE.
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TELL IT.
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[BILL] PLEASE?
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PLEASE?
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[CHERYL] DON'T MAKE HIM BEG.
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[JAKE] I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
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STORY BRIGITTE IS TALKING ABOUT.
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[BRIGITTE] YES, YOU DO.
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YES, YOU DO.
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YOU'RE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.
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IT'S THE DEAD OF WINTER.
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HE'S LOOKING FOR THIS
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CONVENIENCE STORE, RIGHT?
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NOTHING'S OPEN. AND MEETS THIS
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GUY, AND HE ASKS THIS GUY WHAT
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HIS NAME IS, AND THE GUY SAYS,
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"MY NAME IS RICHARD MANN,
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BUT YOU CAN CALL ME DICK."
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SO THEN, HE SAYS...
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"THAT MEANS YOUR NAME IS
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DICK-MAN."
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[CHERYL/BILL] (LAUGHING)
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[BILL] WHAT?!
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[BILL] (LAUGHING) DICK-MAN!
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[JAKE] YEAH. TRUE STORY.
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[BILL] DICK-MAN!
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(LAUGHING)
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[CHERYL] OH, I'VE GOT TO HEAR
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THAT STORY.
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[JAKE] YOU JUST HEARD IT.
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[BILL] YEAH, BUT JAKE, YOU'RE A
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WONDERFUL RACONTEUR.
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[JAKE] REALLY NO POINT IN ME
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TELLING THAT AGAIN.
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[CHERYL] COME ON JAKE.
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TELL THE STORY.
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DON'T BE MODEST.
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[BRIGITTE] JUST TELL THE STORY.
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JUST TELL IT ONE TIME.
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JUST TELL IT.
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[BRIGITTE] THEY NEED TO HEAR IT.
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IT'S SO GOOD.
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[BILL] COME ON, PLEASE?
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[JAKE] ALRIGHT.
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OKAY.
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JUST THIS ONCE.
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UM...
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SO UH...
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I WAS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE...
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AND I WAS LOOKING FOR A
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CONVENIENCE STORE...
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I MET THIS GUY NAMED,
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RICHARD MANN...
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HE SAID, "CALL ME DICK"...
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AND I SAID...
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THAT MEANS YOUR NAME IS
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"DICK-MAN".
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[CHERYL/BILL] (LAUGHING)
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[BRIDGETTE] (LAUGHING)
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[BILL] DICK-MAN!
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(LAUGHING)
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YOU...
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[CHERYL] (LAUGHING)
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(SNORTS)
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[BILL] DICK... MANN.
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DICK-MAN!
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(LAUGHING)
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YOU'RE THE BEST!
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[CHERYL] JUST GREAT.
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[BILL] THANK YOU.
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THANK...
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THANK YOU.
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[CHERYL] OH, TELL IT AGAIN.
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[JAKE] SERIOUSLY?
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YOU JUST HEARD IT TWO TIMES.
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[BILL] TELL IT AGAIN.
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[JAKE] (GIGGLES)
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I...
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I TOTALLY FORGOT.
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I'VE GOT AN EARLY MORNING
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AND IT IS...
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IT IS LATE.
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SO UH...
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THANK YOU FOR DINNER,
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BUT I HAVE TO GO.
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(CREEPY MUSIC)
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(CREEPY MUSIC)
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(HORROR FILM SOUND EFFECTS)
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[CHERYL] TELL IT AGAIN.
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[BILL] FROM THE BEGINNING.
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[BRIGITTE] THE STORY.
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[JAKE] I HAVE OTHER STORIES.
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[BRIGITTE] THE STORY...
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STORY.
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[JAKE] GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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(DOOR OPENING)
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[COP #1] EVERYBODY DOWN ON
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THE GROUND!
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[COP #2] EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK!
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HIT THE DECK!
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DOWN ON THE GROUND!
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[COP #1] TELL THE F---ING STORY!
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NICE AND SLOW, A---HOLE.
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[COP #2] DON'T SKIP ANYTHING.
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[COP #1] (COCKS GUN)
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[COP #2] GO ON, FROM THE TOP.
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[■■]
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[CHERYL] (SPEAKING SPANISH)
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[MARK] (SPEAKING SPANISH)
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[■■]
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(STRUGGLING)
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[■■]
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[BRIAN] (SCREAM)
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[■■]
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(GUNSHOT)
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[■■]
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(CHEERING)
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[MARK] YEAH!
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[■■]
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(CAR HORN)
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[CHERYL] (GRUNTING)
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[■■]
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[ANDREW/MARK]
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TIME MACHINE TWINS!
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TIME MACHINE TWINS!
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TRAVELING THROUGH TIIIIIME!
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[ANDREW] FIGHTIN' DINOSAURS
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IN THE PAST!
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[MARK] IN THE FUTURE,
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FIGHTING FUTURE DINOSAURS!
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[ANDREW/MARK]
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TIME MACHINE TWINS!
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TIME MACHINE TWINS!
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TRAVELING THROUGH TIIIIIME!
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[MARK] WOW, ANDY,
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WHAT A GREAT DAY.
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[ANDREW] OH NO, MARK!
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LOOK OUT FOR THAT BULLET!
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OH!
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[ANDREW] MARK!
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I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY
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GOODBYE.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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TIME MACHINE TWINS!
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[ANDREW/MARK]
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TIME MACHINE TWINS!
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TIME MACHINE TWINS!
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TRAVELING THROUGH TIIIIIME!
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[MARK] WOW, ANDY,
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WHAT A GREAT DAY.
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[ANDREW] BYE.
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[MARK] WHAT?
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OH!
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[ANDREW] I DID IT!
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[■■]
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[SCOTT] I FIND STANDING NEXT TO
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GUYS AT URINALS VERY AWKWARD.
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IT'S JUST A STRANGE DYNAMIC.
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BECAUSE IF YOU TOOK THE URINE
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AND THE URINALS AWAY,
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WE'D JUST BE TWO GUYS STANDING
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THERE FULLY CLOTHED WITH THEIR
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PENISES HANGING OUT.
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AND THAT WOULD BE EVEN MORE
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AWKWARD.
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BATHROOM AWAY, AND PUT THE GUYS
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DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEADOW
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AT DUSK, THEN IT WOULD JUST BE
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TWO GUYS STANDING THERE IN THE
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MIDDLE OF A MEADOW FULLY
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CLOTHED WITH THEIR PENISES
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HANGING OUT AND WATCHING THE
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SUNSET.
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THAT WOULD BE NICER, I THINK.
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[■■]
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(ADVENTURE MOVIE MUSIC)
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[BRIAN] AH!
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I DON'T WANNA DIE!
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I DON'T WANNA DIE!
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I DON'T WANNA DIE!
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[■■]
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[JOHN] HEY MAN,
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CHECK OUT THAT GIRL.
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[SCOTT] SHE'S HOT.
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[JOHN] YEAH.
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[SCOTT] GO TALK TO HER.
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[JOHN] WHAT, THAT GIRL?
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NO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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[■■]
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[JOHN] YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'LL DO IT.
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[JOHN] HEY, I'M JOHN.
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[BRIGITTE] HI, I'M BRIGITTE.
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[JOHN] F---IN' BORING.
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[JOHN] WHERE'S YOUR PALM HORSE?
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[BRIGITTE] EXCUSE ME?
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[JOHN] WHERE'S YOUR HORSE?
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WHERE'S THE HORSE THAT COMES OUT
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OF YOUR PALM?!
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COME TALK TO ME WHEN YOU MAKE
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HORSES!
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[FRED] SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE
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THERE, KIDDO?
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[KID] OH, I WANT THAT ONE.
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[FRED] WHICH ONE?
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[KID] THAT ONE! THAT ONE!
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[FRED] OH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT
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ONE THERE, PAL. THAT RIGHT THERE
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IS A RED HERRING.
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[RED HERRING] (CAWING)
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[PET STORE GUY] HEY, WHAT CAN
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I SAY? TIMES ARE TIGHT.
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(BING)
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[FRED] YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE?
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[PET STORE GUY] YOU LIKE
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KITTENS?
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(BING)
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[RED HERRING] (CAWING)
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[FRED] NOT ONES LIKE THAT,
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I DON'T.
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[PET STORE GUY] WHAT ABOUT FISH?
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(BING)
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[RED HERRING] (CAWING)
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[KID] AW, THE FISHY'S DEAD!
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[FRED] I THINK I'VE SEEN ABOUT
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ENOUGH OF THIS.
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[PET STORE GUY] WHAT ABOUT
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CROWS? DO YOU LIKE CROWS?
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CROWS.
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CROWS.
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CROWS.
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>>CROW DREAMS.
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CROW DREAMS.
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CROW DREAMS.
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CROW DREAMS.
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[RED HERRING] (CAWING)
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>>(CHANTING)
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(CLAPPING)
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(PULSING)
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[SHEILA] SHOOT!
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SHOOT!
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(PULSING)
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(SWISH)
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(CHEERING)
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(BUZZER)
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(CHEERING)
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[■■]
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[SHEILA] YOU HAD THE CROW DREAM
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AGAIN?
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[FRED] YOU BET I DID.
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(CHEERING)
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CROW DREAMS.
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(CHEERING)
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[BILLY] HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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I WILL GET THAT TUMOR CHECKED!
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00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:11,187
(CHEERING)
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[BILLY] YEAH!
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[LINDSEY] LUCY!
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YOU CAME BACK...
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[CROWD] AWWW!
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[LINDSEY] AND MOM AND DAD ARE
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STILL ALIVE!
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(CHEERING)
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[MIKE] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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TELL THEM WHAT YOU TOLD ME.
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[JUDGE] I FIND THE DEFENDANT
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NOT GUILTY!
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(CHEERING)
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[SHEILA] MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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(CHEERING)
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[FRED] I JUST GOT THE S.A.T
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RESULTS.
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO COLLEGE!
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(CHEERING)
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[FRED] CROW DREAMS FOR ME!
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CROW DREAMS FOR EVERYONE!
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[■■]
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■AFTER THE RAIN
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COMES THE SUNSHINE■
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■TO TAKE AWAY THE PAIN■
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■AND THE SKY IS BLUE
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AND THE WIND WHISPERS YOUR NAME■
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■WISH UPON A STAR
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YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE■
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■HOLD ON TO THE NIGHT
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YOU SEE THE LIGHT SHINE THROUGH■
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■AFTER THE RAIN
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COMES THE SUNSHINE■
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■TO TAKE AWAY THE PAIN■
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■AND THE SKY IS BLUE
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AND THE WIND WHISPERS YOUR NAME■
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■WISH UPON A STAR
422
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YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE■
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■HOLD ON TO THE NIGHT
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(ADVENTURE MUSIC)
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00:18:51,783 --> 00:18:58,456
(ADVENTURE MUSIC)
426
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[ANDREW] CLEVER GIRL.
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(GUN SHOT)
428
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[■■]
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[SCOTT] HEY EVERYONE. THE GLOBE
430
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AND MAIL CAME OUT WITH THEIR
431
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LATEST LIST OF CANADA'S MOST
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00:19:07,924 --> 00:19:08,675
POPULAR SKETCH TROUPES, AND
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00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,385
WE'RE STILL NOT ON IT.
434
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UM...
435
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[ANDREW] SCOTT?
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00:19:13,263 --> 00:19:14,055
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
437
00:19:14,764 --> 00:19:17,100
[SCOTT] SHE HAS A NAME, ANDY.
438
00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:20,144
[ANDREW] WELL, WHAT'S HER NAME?
439
00:19:20,853 --> 00:19:20,895
[KYLE] WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN A
440
00:19:21,145 --> 00:19:22,063
SINGLE CALL ABOUT MY CELEBRITY.
441
00:19:22,772 --> 00:19:22,814
[ANDREW] YES, THAT'S BECAUSE
442
00:19:23,064 --> 00:19:23,106
HE'S NOT A CELEBRITY.
443
00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:24,190
NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE IS.
444
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:25,149
[KYLE] OKAY, SURE HE IS.
445
00:19:25,858 --> 00:19:26,276
HE WAS IN LOTS OF THINGS:
446
00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:27,360
"THE SHIPPING NEWS",
447
00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:29,445
"K19: THE WIDOWMAKER",
448
00:19:30,029 --> 00:19:30,280
"TRAILER PARK BOYS"--
449
00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:31,781
[ANDREW] YEAH, AS AN EXTRA.
450
00:19:32,407 --> 00:19:33,658
HE'S EATING OUR CEREAL.
451
00:19:34,325 --> 00:19:34,367
[CELEBRITY] YOU'RE OUT OF
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SHREDDIES.
453
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:35,451
[EVANY] I THINK MY THING WENT
454
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PRETTY WELL. IT WAS IN THE
455
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:37,287
PAPER.
456
00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:38,288
[MARK] "MANHUNT CONTINUES FOR
457
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DEADLY ARSONIST"?
458
00:19:41,124 --> 00:19:41,165
[EVANY] THAT MANHUNT WAS A BIT
459
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:42,041
PRESUMPTUOUS.
460
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:43,918
[MARK] "10 SENIORS KILLED"?
461
00:19:44,627 --> 00:19:44,669
[ANDREW] SCOTT, SHE CAN'T BE
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HERE.
463
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:45,962
[SCOTT] WHY?
464
00:19:46,671 --> 00:19:46,713
[ANDREW] BECAUSE WE'RE ALL
465
00:19:47,213 --> 00:19:48,381
ADULTS AND IT IS 1:30PM ON A
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TUESDAY, SO SHE SHOULD BE AT
467
00:19:50,216 --> 00:19:51,050
SCHOOL.
468
00:19:51,718 --> 00:19:51,759
[SCOTT] WE'RE TAKING A LONG
469
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LUNCH.
470
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:54,512
IT'S COOL, MAN.
471
00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:55,305
[EVANY] HOW DID YOUR THING GO,
472
00:19:56,222 --> 00:20:02,895
[■■]
473
00:20:03,646 --> 00:20:04,480
[CHERYL] YEAH, IT DIDN'T WORK.
474
00:20:05,064 --> 00:20:06,482
[EVANY] DIDN'T WORK.
475
00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:07,275
[MARK] SCOTT, YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS
476
00:20:07,942 --> 00:20:08,151
STEALING LIQUOR FROM OUR
477
00:20:08,568 --> 00:20:10,320
CABINET.
478
00:20:11,195 --> 00:20:11,779
[ANDREW] SHE IS LOADED, MAN!
479
00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:14,282
SHE PASSED OUT. SHE IS DRUNK!
480
00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:15,825
SHE'S ON THE FLOOR, MAN!
481
00:20:16,576 --> 00:20:16,701
[CHERYL] I DREW A PENIS ON HER
482
00:20:17,118 --> 00:20:18,077
FACE, GUYS.
483
00:20:18,578 --> 00:20:18,661
[ANDREW] OH MY--
484
00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:19,370
[EVANY] SO I GUESS WE ALL
485
00:20:20,705 --> 00:20:22,457
(SUSPENSE MUSIC)
486
00:20:41,726 --> 00:20:49,359
[■■]
487
00:20:49,901 --> 00:21:04,540
(WAVES)
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00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:30,566
[■■]
489
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,902
(CLICK)
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00:21:33,611 --> 00:21:35,822
[EVANY] (SPEAKING SPANISH)
491
00:21:36,489 --> 00:21:36,781
[KYLE] (SPEAKING SPANISH)
492
00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:40,159
[EVANY] (SPEAKING SPANISH)
493
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:41,411
[KYLE] PICNICFACE?
494
00:21:41,953 --> 00:21:43,413
[EVANY] SI.
495
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,630
[■■]
496
00:21:53,297 --> 00:21:53,423
[BILL] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE.
497
00:21:54,257 --> 00:21:54,465
PICNICFACE IS NOW THE MOST
498
00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:56,467
POPULAR SKETCH TROUPE IN MEXICO.
499
00:21:57,176 --> 00:21:57,301
OUR SHOW GOT BOUGHT BY THE
500
00:21:58,094 --> 00:21:58,636
HUEVOS NETWORK, AND ALL THEY HAD
501
00:21:59,387 --> 00:21:59,679
TO DO WAS CHANGE THE OPENING AND
502
00:22:00,138 --> 00:22:01,264
ADD SUBTITLES.
503
00:22:01,848 --> 00:22:02,557
[EVANY] SUBTITLES?
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00:22:03,266 --> 00:22:03,724
WON'T THAT KIND OF RUIN THE
505
00:22:04,058 --> 00:22:46,517
COMEDY?
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