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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,871 --> 00:00:21,549 [â– â– ] 2 00:00:22,299 --> 00:00:23,259 >>YOU'RE WATCHING "PICNICFACE". 3 00:00:23,926 --> 00:00:24,301 TO SEE THE FULL EPISODE, 4 00:00:25,010 --> 00:00:25,511 ALONG WITH BONUS FEATURES, 5 00:00:26,178 --> 00:00:26,720 BEHIND-THE-SCENES FOOTAGE, 6 00:00:27,346 --> 00:00:28,097 BECOME A PREMIUM MEMBER. 7 00:00:28,889 --> 00:00:30,766 VISIT WWW.PREMIUMMEMBERSHIP.CA 8 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:32,017 TO GET THE FULL PLATINUM MEMBER 9 00:00:32,476 --> 00:00:33,185 EXPERIENCE! 10 00:00:34,270 --> 00:00:46,282 [â– â– ] 11 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:47,283 [EVANY] HELLO. 12 00:00:47,741 --> 00:00:48,576 [CHERYL] HEY. 13 00:00:49,326 --> 00:00:49,994 [EVANY] SO AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, 14 00:00:50,744 --> 00:00:51,162 AS THE ONLY TWO WOMEN IN THE 15 00:00:51,871 --> 00:00:52,163 GROUP, CHERYL AND I GET A 16 00:00:52,997 --> 00:00:53,998 LOT OF WEIRD REQUESTS. 17 00:00:54,748 --> 00:00:54,790 [CHERYL] YEAH, GUYS ARE ALWAYS 18 00:00:55,332 --> 00:00:56,167 EMAILING US SAYING LIKE, 19 00:00:56,959 --> 00:00:57,585 "YOU GUYS SHOULD KISS" 20 00:00:58,335 --> 00:00:59,753 AND STUFF. AND LIKE TOUCH... 21 00:01:00,129 --> 00:01:01,172 FOR MEN. 22 00:01:01,714 --> 00:01:02,882 [EVANY] GROSS. 23 00:01:03,507 --> 00:01:04,925 BUT MEN, TRUTH BE TOLD, 24 00:01:05,759 --> 00:01:06,927 YOU WANT. 25 00:01:07,386 --> 00:01:08,179 THAT'S RIGHT. 26 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:11,307 CHERYL AND I ARE GOING TO KISS. 27 00:01:11,974 --> 00:01:13,142 [CHERYL] THIS IS SO CRAZY. 28 00:01:13,934 --> 00:01:14,059 [EVANY] WE NEVER DO STUFF LIKE 29 00:01:14,685 --> 00:01:16,520 THIS. I AM SO DRUNK! 30 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:17,855 [CHERYL] I AM SO DRUNK! 31 00:01:18,522 --> 00:01:19,815 [CHERYL/EVANY] (LAUGHING) 32 00:01:27,114 --> 00:01:28,032 â– BONER-DUST!â–  33 00:01:28,574 --> 00:01:30,117 â– BO-BO-BONER-DUST!â–  34 00:01:30,618 --> 00:01:31,202 â– BONER-DUST!â–  35 00:01:31,952 --> 00:01:33,204 â– BO-BO-BONER-DUSTâ–  36 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:34,955 [CHERYL/EVANY] BONER-DUST. 37 00:01:35,706 --> 00:01:35,748 [EVANY] DO YOU WANT TO GO MAKE 38 00:01:36,123 --> 00:01:36,582 OUT IN MY CAR? 39 00:01:43,589 --> 00:01:46,383 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 40 00:01:47,009 --> 00:01:50,429 [ANDREW] MR. FERGUSON. 41 00:01:51,055 --> 00:01:51,847 HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? 42 00:01:52,556 --> 00:01:52,598 [SCOTT] IT'S TOUGH. MY FATHER 43 00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:55,226 AND I WERE PRETTY CLOSE. 44 00:01:56,143 --> 00:01:57,228 [ANDREW] I UNDERSTAND. THIS 45 00:01:58,103 --> 00:01:58,854 PROBABLY ISN'T THE BEST TIME, 46 00:01:59,605 --> 00:02:00,481 BUT, UM, I HAVE A FEW FORMS I 47 00:02:01,148 --> 00:02:02,608 NEED YOU TO SIGN. ANDERSON 48 00:02:03,359 --> 00:02:03,567 FUNERAL HOME WILL TAKE CARE OF 49 00:02:03,943 --> 00:02:05,861 THE REST. 50 00:02:06,779 --> 00:02:07,863 SIGNING? 51 00:02:09,281 --> 00:02:10,199 LIABILITY FORM, RELEASING OUR 52 00:02:10,991 --> 00:02:11,575 COMPANY FROM ANY RESPONSIBILITY 53 00:02:12,326 --> 00:02:12,952 SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN BETWEEN 54 00:02:13,619 --> 00:02:15,246 NOW AND THE TIME OF BURIAL. 55 00:02:15,996 --> 00:02:16,288 [SCOTT] WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 56 00:02:16,664 --> 00:02:17,831 LIKE... 57 00:02:18,582 --> 00:02:19,250 [ANDREW] OH, LIKELY NOTHING, BUT 58 00:02:20,209 --> 00:02:22,253 IF... THE BODY WERE TO FALL, 59 00:02:22,962 --> 00:02:24,213 OR BREAK AN ARM, 60 00:02:24,922 --> 00:02:26,090 OR IF THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT 61 00:02:26,632 --> 00:02:28,259 INVOLVING JUICE. 62 00:02:28,884 --> 00:02:30,594 [SCOTT] SORRY, JUICE? 63 00:02:31,178 --> 00:02:32,388 [ANDREW] YES, JUICE. 64 00:02:33,055 --> 00:02:33,597 [SCOTT] I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 65 00:02:35,015 --> 00:02:35,933 WAS A JUICE... RE-- RELATED 66 00:02:36,642 --> 00:02:37,518 ACCIDENT. IF YOU, UH-- IF YOU 67 00:02:38,143 --> 00:02:38,310 JUST WANT TO SIGN THAT. 68 00:02:39,061 --> 00:02:39,728 [SCOTT] WHAT KIND OF ACCIDENT 69 00:02:40,312 --> 00:02:42,273 COULD INVOLVE JUICE? 70 00:02:42,982 --> 00:02:47,278 [ANDREW] LIKELY NOTHING. 71 00:02:48,153 --> 00:02:49,280 [SCOTT] IT SAYS "JUICE" IN HERE. 72 00:02:50,114 --> 00:02:50,656 THERE'S A WHOLE CLAUSE. 73 00:02:51,156 --> 00:02:51,407 [ANDREW] DOES IT? 74 00:02:51,865 --> 00:02:51,907 [SCOTT] YEAH. 75 00:02:52,616 --> 00:02:52,908 "ANDERSON FUNERAL HOMES WILL 76 00:02:53,659 --> 00:02:54,118 NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY 77 00:02:54,785 --> 00:02:55,703 JUICE RELATED ACCIDENTS." 78 00:02:56,453 --> 00:02:57,705 [ANDREW] OH, IT DOES. THAT MUST 79 00:02:58,455 --> 00:02:59,290 BE A TYPO. I'LL JUST TAKE CARE 80 00:03:00,124 --> 00:03:01,041 OF THAT FOR YOU. I'M SORRY ABOUT 81 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:01,792 THAT. I'LL JUST INTIAL THAT. 82 00:03:02,126 --> 00:03:03,168 THERE YOU GO. 83 00:03:04,086 --> 00:03:04,670 AGAIN. 84 00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:09,133 [ANDREW] YEAH! 85 00:03:09,883 --> 00:03:10,301 [ANDREW] YOUR FATHER'S FINE. 86 00:03:10,843 --> 00:03:11,510 THERE'S NO-- 87 00:03:12,261 --> 00:03:12,428 [SCOTT] I WANT TO SEE MY FATHER. 88 00:03:12,886 --> 00:03:13,846 [ANDREW] JUICE. 89 00:03:15,055 --> 00:03:19,310 [â– â– ] 90 00:03:19,977 --> 00:03:20,519 [SCOTT] OPEN THE COFFIN. 91 00:03:21,145 --> 00:03:21,353 I WANT TO SEE MY FATHER. 92 00:03:21,729 --> 00:03:22,396 OPEN IT! 93 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:23,814 OPEN UP THE COFFIN! 94 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,317 I WANT TO SEE HIM NOW! 95 00:03:27,151 --> 00:03:27,901 [ANDREW] ALL RIGHT. HERE IS THE 96 00:03:28,652 --> 00:03:30,321 TOP HALF OF YOUR FATHER. AND 97 00:03:31,113 --> 00:03:31,155 HERE IS THE BOTTOM HALF OF YOUR 98 00:03:31,488 --> 00:03:32,531 FATHER. 99 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:33,323 [SCOTT] WHY CAN'T I SEE ALL OF 100 00:03:33,324 --> 00:03:33,866 HIM? 101 00:03:34,408 --> 00:03:34,575 [ANDREW] YOU DID. 102 00:03:35,159 --> 00:03:35,534 [SCOTT] NO I DIDN'T! 103 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:36,785 [ANDREW] YES, YOU DID. 104 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:47,379 [â– â– ] 105 00:03:47,963 --> 00:03:49,298 [SCOTT] HE'S FINE. 106 00:03:49,882 --> 00:03:51,342 [ANDREW] (SLURPING) 107 00:03:52,384 --> 00:03:52,801 JUICE? 108 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:53,385 [ANDREW] (SLURPING) 109 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:54,928 [SCOTT] WHAT'S GOING ON?! 110 00:03:55,512 --> 00:03:55,971 WHAT'S HAPPENING?! 111 00:03:56,722 --> 00:03:56,764 >>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS 112 00:03:57,097 --> 00:03:57,514 SKETCH ENDS? 113 00:03:58,265 --> 00:04:00,309 VISIT WWW.PREMIUMMEMBERSHIP.CA 114 00:04:01,101 --> 00:04:01,977 FOR FULL UNINTERRUPTED SKETCHES 115 00:04:02,561 --> 00:04:03,145 AND CRUCIAL MOMENTS. 116 00:04:03,729 --> 00:04:04,355 PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP. 117 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:06,273 BENEFITS INCLUDE BONUS FOOTAGE, 118 00:04:07,024 --> 00:04:07,649 AND EXTRAS. INCLUDING NEVER 119 00:04:08,233 --> 00:04:09,026 BEFORE SEE SKETCHES, 120 00:04:11,528 --> 00:04:14,365 [â– â– ] 121 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:20,371 [â– â– ] 122 00:04:21,163 --> 00:04:21,497 >>GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE. 123 00:04:22,164 --> 00:04:23,374 >>GET THE PLATINUM MEMBER 124 00:04:26,877 --> 00:04:36,261 (PHONE RINGING) 125 00:04:36,762 --> 00:04:37,346 [BILL] HELLO? 126 00:04:38,138 --> 00:04:38,389 [CAPT'N MACINTYRE] ALL ABOARD. 127 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:40,516 THIS IS CAPTAIN MACINTYRE, AND 128 00:04:41,266 --> 00:04:41,850 YOU'VE JUST WON AN ALL EXPENSES 129 00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:42,768 PAID TRIP WITH, 130 00:04:43,477 --> 00:04:44,436 "FIESTA CRUISING VACATIONS". 131 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:45,687 PRESS 1 TO ACCESS OUR 132 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:46,605 COMPLETE-- (STATIC) 133 00:04:47,147 --> 00:04:47,398 >>WHAT WAS THAT? 134 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:48,107 WHAT'S GOING ON? 135 00:04:48,732 --> 00:04:48,941 >>IT'S AN ICEBERG, SIR. 136 00:04:49,608 --> 00:04:49,650 [CAPT'N MACINTYRE] TURN THE 137 00:04:49,942 --> 00:04:50,526 SHIP! TURN THE GODDAMN SHIP! 138 00:04:50,943 --> 00:04:51,402 (INAUDIBLE) 139 00:04:52,194 --> 00:04:52,236 >>WE'RE TAKING ON WATER. 140 00:04:52,778 --> 00:04:53,112 WE HAVE TO MAKE OUR WAY-- 141 00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:53,904 [CAPT'N MACINTYRE] GET EVERYONE 142 00:04:54,071 --> 00:04:54,405 OFF THE SHIP! 143 00:04:55,197 --> 00:04:55,239 >>SIR, I CAN'T LEAVE! 144 00:04:55,614 --> 00:04:56,031 [CAPT'N MACINTYRE] LISTEN TO ME! 145 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:04,039 [CHERYL] WHO WAS IT, HONEY? 146 00:05:08,961 --> 00:05:19,721 [â– â– ] 147 00:05:20,472 --> 00:05:21,974 [BILL] WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE? 148 00:05:22,641 --> 00:05:25,936 >>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE? 149 00:05:26,437 --> 00:05:26,478 LOG IN NOW AT, 150 00:05:27,229 --> 00:05:27,521 PREMIUMMEMBERSHIP.CA 151 00:05:28,063 --> 00:05:29,398 TO CAST YOUR VOTE. 152 00:05:30,023 --> 00:05:30,274 >>PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP. 153 00:05:30,607 --> 00:05:31,316 (RIP) 154 00:05:46,915 --> 00:05:56,467 [â– â– ] 155 00:05:57,301 --> 00:05:57,384 [BILL] SO WHO DID YOU TAKE TO 156 00:05:58,051 --> 00:05:58,469 THAT MOVIE LAST NIGHT? 157 00:05:59,219 --> 00:06:00,554 [KYLE] YOUR MOM. 158 00:06:01,138 --> 00:06:03,098 [BILL] MY MOM'S DEAD. 159 00:06:03,724 --> 00:06:09,480 OH MY GOD! SHE'S BACK? 160 00:06:13,317 --> 00:06:18,489 [â– â– ] 161 00:06:19,406 --> 00:06:20,908 â– REMEMBER ALL THE FUN WE HAD 162 00:06:21,408 --> 00:06:24,161 WITH THIS SKETCHâ–  163 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:25,287 â– IT STARTED OUT 164 00:06:25,829 --> 00:06:26,747 WITH BILL AND KYLE 165 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:29,333 DRINKING BEERS ON A BENCHâ–  166 00:06:29,791 --> 00:06:30,125 â– BILL SAID, 167 00:06:30,876 --> 00:06:31,710 "WHO'D YOU TAKE TO THAT MOVIE 168 00:06:32,169 --> 00:06:32,753 LAST NIGHT?"â–  169 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:33,378 â– KYLE SAID, 170 00:06:33,837 --> 00:06:35,047 "YOUR MOM"â–  171 00:06:35,464 --> 00:06:35,506 â– BILL SAID, 172 00:06:36,298 --> 00:06:37,633 "BUT MY MOM'S DEAD"â–  173 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,385 â– "OH MY GOD, SHE'S BACK. 174 00:06:41,178 --> 00:06:43,263 AND SHE'S DATING MY FRIENDS"â–  175 00:06:43,805 --> 00:06:44,473 â– AND THEN WE FROZE 176 00:06:45,015 --> 00:06:46,934 ON BILL'S FACEâ–  177 00:06:47,643 --> 00:06:49,353 â– AND THEN I STARTED SINGING 178 00:06:49,937 --> 00:06:52,523 ABOUT THIS SKETCHâ–  179 00:06:53,357 --> 00:06:53,941 â– I SANG ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES 180 00:06:54,483 --> 00:06:56,276 YOUR MOM COMES BACK 181 00:06:56,902 --> 00:06:57,528 AND DATES YOUR FRIENDSâ–  182 00:06:58,195 --> 00:06:58,362 â– AND I SAID, 183 00:06:58,862 --> 00:06:59,238 "BILL AND KYLE 184 00:06:59,988 --> 00:07:01,448 SAT ON THE BENCH, TALKING ABOUT 185 00:07:02,241 --> 00:07:03,700 WHO KYLE WENT TO THE MOVIE WITHâ–  186 00:07:04,409 --> 00:07:06,578 â– AND IT WAS ALL FOR YOU JOHN. 187 00:07:22,803 --> 00:07:27,641 (PIANO) 188 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,059 [CHILD] DADA. 189 00:07:29,726 --> 00:07:29,768 [FATHER] DID YOU HEAR THAT 190 00:07:30,394 --> 00:07:33,939 HONEY? HE SAID MY NAME! 191 00:07:34,690 --> 00:07:38,986 [CHILD] MAMA, I PICKED FLOWERS. 192 00:07:39,736 --> 00:07:40,195 [CHILD] DADDY AND I CAUGHT TWO 193 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:43,490 FISH. 194 00:07:44,283 --> 00:07:48,245 [CHILD] I LIKE HOW GRASS SMELLS. 195 00:07:48,912 --> 00:07:50,372 [CHILD] I LOVE YOU MOMMY. 196 00:07:51,081 --> 00:07:51,123 [MOTHER] MOMMY LOVES YOU TOO, 197 00:07:51,456 --> 00:08:01,258 SWEETHEART. 198 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:09,683 [CHILD] I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 199 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:11,435 [MOTHER] JOHN, I DON'T-- 200 00:08:12,185 --> 00:08:20,444 I DON'T THINK THIS IS NORMAL. 201 00:08:20,944 --> 00:08:21,612 (MONSTROUS GROWL) 202 00:08:22,154 --> 00:08:22,904 (SCREAMING) 203 00:08:23,447 --> 00:08:23,614 [FATHER] GET BACK! 204 00:08:24,448 --> 00:08:25,324 YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER! 205 00:08:25,741 --> 00:08:25,907 (GUNSHOTS) 206 00:08:27,451 --> 00:08:29,202 [â– â– ] 207 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:30,621 >>OH HEY, WHAT'S UP JAMIE? 208 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:31,622 [JAMIE] YO, WHAT'S UP, BUD? 209 00:08:32,539 --> 00:08:32,831 >>JAMIE, THAT SWEATSHIRT'S THE 210 00:08:33,165 --> 00:08:33,624 BEST. 211 00:08:34,374 --> 00:08:34,416 [JAMIE] THIS IS THE KIND OF 212 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:35,208 SWEATSHIRT THAT I KNOW I CAN 213 00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:36,168 WEAR OUT OF MY HOUSE. 214 00:08:36,501 --> 00:08:36,627 >>YEAH. 215 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:37,628 [JAMIE] AND IT'S GONNA LOOK GOOD 216 00:08:38,462 --> 00:08:38,795 ON ME, NO MATTER WHAT. 217 00:08:39,504 --> 00:08:39,546 >>OH, THAT THING'S GOT TROLLS 218 00:08:39,963 --> 00:08:40,797 ON IT, JAMIE. 219 00:08:41,923 --> 00:08:42,049 HOCKEY. 220 00:08:42,674 --> 00:08:43,175 >>TROLLS PLAYING HOCKEY. 221 00:08:43,884 --> 00:08:43,925 [JAMIE] YEAH, THEY'RE HOCKEY 222 00:08:44,092 --> 00:08:44,468 TROLLS. 223 00:08:44,801 --> 00:08:45,052 >>YEAH. 224 00:08:45,761 --> 00:08:45,802 [JAMIE] HEY, WE SHOULD GET TO 225 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:47,262 CLASS, CAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE 226 00:08:48,764 --> 00:08:50,307 [â– â– ] 227 00:08:50,932 --> 00:08:51,266 [NARRATOR] SWEATSHIRTS. 228 00:08:51,975 --> 00:08:53,226 EVERY DAY, THOUSANDS OF TEENS 229 00:08:53,977 --> 00:08:54,478 RECEIVE COMPLIMENTS ON THEIR 230 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:55,646 SWEATSHIRTS. BUT HAVE YOU EVER 231 00:08:56,605 --> 00:08:56,647 WONDERED HOW A SWEATSHIRT GETS 232 00:08:57,522 --> 00:08:58,065 MADE? WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? 233 00:08:58,732 --> 00:09:00,525 AND HOW DOES IT GET MADE? 234 00:09:01,318 --> 00:09:01,360 AFTER ALL, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT. 235 00:09:01,985 --> 00:09:02,694 NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A CALVIN KLEIN 236 00:09:03,362 --> 00:09:05,614 OR A TREVOR CLUB MONACO. TO 237 00:09:06,406 --> 00:09:06,948 FIND OUT, LET'S TAKE A TRIP TO 238 00:09:07,449 --> 00:09:08,659 YOUR LOCAL MALL. 239 00:09:10,452 --> 00:09:15,957 (SODA POURING) 240 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:17,042 [NARRATOR] THE LOCAL MALL. 241 00:09:17,668 --> 00:09:18,669 HOME OF THE FOOD COURT, 242 00:09:19,419 --> 00:09:19,670 THE PREGNANT LADY TIME LAPSE 243 00:09:20,337 --> 00:09:20,671 PHOTO DISPLAY, 244 00:09:21,546 --> 00:09:22,589 AND THE SWEATSHIRT STORE. 245 00:09:23,382 --> 00:09:23,715 EVERY DAY THE MANAGERS OF THIS 246 00:09:24,383 --> 00:09:25,550 STORE RECEIVE REQUESTS FOR 247 00:09:26,301 --> 00:09:26,843 SWEATSHIRTS FROM TEENS LIKE 248 00:09:27,177 --> 00:09:27,678 THIS. 249 00:09:28,512 --> 00:09:28,804 THIS TEEN IS REQUESTING A 250 00:09:29,513 --> 00:09:30,555 SWEATSHIRT WITH COOL SLEEVES 251 00:09:31,139 --> 00:09:31,932 AND NO GAY STUFF. 252 00:09:32,641 --> 00:09:33,141 THIS REQUEST WILL BE SENT ALL 253 00:09:33,725 --> 00:09:34,685 THE WAY TO ENGLAND. 254 00:09:35,394 --> 00:09:35,852 HERE IN ENGLAND, 255 00:09:36,603 --> 00:09:37,688 WIDOWS MAKE THE THREAD THAT GOES 256 00:09:38,397 --> 00:09:39,106 INTO YOUR SWEATSHIRTS. 257 00:09:39,815 --> 00:09:40,357 HOW DO THEY MAKE THE THREAD? 258 00:09:40,982 --> 00:09:41,525 >>WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW?! 259 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:42,567 WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW?! 260 00:09:43,318 --> 00:09:43,360 [NARRATOR] ONCE THE THREAD IS 261 00:09:44,027 --> 00:09:44,569 READY, THEY SEND IT TO THE LAB, 262 00:09:45,278 --> 00:09:45,696 WHERE IT IS MIXED WITH MALE 263 00:09:46,613 --> 00:09:47,614 SPERMATOZOA AND INJECTED INTO A 264 00:09:48,365 --> 00:09:49,241 WOMAN. THE WOMAN WILL BECOME 265 00:09:49,991 --> 00:09:50,701 PREGNANT, AND IN NINE MONTHS, 266 00:09:51,576 --> 00:09:51,785 SHE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A 267 00:09:52,452 --> 00:09:53,245 BEAUTIFUL NEW SWEATSHIRT, 268 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:54,579 FEATURING COOL SLEEVES 269 00:09:55,122 --> 00:09:55,956 AND NO GAY STUFF. 270 00:09:56,456 --> 00:09:57,124 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 271 00:09:57,791 --> 00:09:57,874 >>YOU SEE THAT TEACHER'S 272 00:09:58,625 --> 00:09:59,167 FACE WHEN WE WALKED INTO CLASS, 273 00:09:59,501 --> 00:10:00,252 JAMIE? 274 00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:01,253 [JAMIE] SHE COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW 275 00:10:02,003 --> 00:10:03,088 ON TIME WE WERE, FLABBERGASTED 276 00:10:03,588 --> 00:10:03,880 THE WHOLE CLASS. 277 00:10:04,214 --> 00:10:04,381 >>BOOM! 278 00:10:05,132 --> 00:10:05,340 [JAMIE] FLIP THEM ALL ON THEIR 279 00:10:05,966 --> 00:10:06,341 HEADS, BECAUSE WE WERE SO 280 00:10:06,717 --> 00:10:06,758 PUNCTUAL. 281 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:07,384 >>BOOM JAMIE! 282 00:10:08,135 --> 00:10:08,385 [JAMIE] BEST RECORD FOR MOST 283 00:10:08,927 --> 00:10:09,720 TIMES PUNCTUALLY... 284 00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:10,721 ON TIME IN ROW. 285 00:10:11,346 --> 00:10:11,388 >>HA HA. 286 00:10:12,055 --> 00:10:12,472 [JAMIE] AND, IN ADDITION TO 287 00:10:12,848 --> 00:10:12,889 WHICH... 288 00:10:13,223 --> 00:10:13,265 >>BOOM BOOM! 289 00:10:13,932 --> 00:10:13,974 [JAMIE] ...WE SHOULD GET TO OUR 290 00:10:14,641 --> 00:10:14,725 >>YEAH! 291 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:15,599 [JAMIE] BECAUSE THE CLOCK IS 292 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:15,726 TICKING. 293 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:16,601 >>FINISH YOUR SENTENCE. 294 00:10:17,352 --> 00:10:17,394 [JAMIE] AND WE WON'T WANT TO 295 00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:17,769 BREAK THE STREAK WHILE WE'RE 296 00:10:18,103 --> 00:10:18,228 HOT. 297 00:10:19,229 --> 00:10:20,564 [â– â– ] 298 00:10:21,189 --> 00:10:23,734 >>PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP. 299 00:10:26,278 --> 00:10:28,822 (OWL HOOTING) 300 00:10:29,406 --> 00:10:34,619 (GHOSTLY GROANING) 301 00:10:35,162 --> 00:10:35,871 [SCOTT] HELLO? 302 00:10:36,329 --> 00:10:37,289 [GHOST] YOU. 303 00:10:37,914 --> 00:10:38,457 YOU WERE A GREEDY MAN. 304 00:10:39,124 --> 00:10:40,959 AND UNLESS YOU CHANGE YOUR 305 00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:43,754 WAYS, YOU'LL BE DAMNED FOR ALL 306 00:10:44,504 --> 00:10:46,673 ETERNITY. TONIGHT, WHILE YOU 307 00:10:47,466 --> 00:10:50,677 SLEEP, YOU WILL BE VISITED BY 14 308 00:10:51,052 --> 00:10:52,846 GHOSTS. 309 00:10:53,263 --> 00:10:54,639 [SCOTT] 14? 310 00:10:55,223 --> 00:10:56,850 [GHOST] 14 GHOSTS. 311 00:10:57,309 --> 00:10:58,727 ONE AN HOUR. 312 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:01,188 THE FIRST GHOST IS THE GHOST OF 313 00:11:01,646 --> 00:11:03,190 CHRISTMAS PAST. 314 00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:04,483 THE SECOND GHOST, IS THE GHOST-- 315 00:11:05,192 --> 00:11:05,317 [SCOTT] IF ONE COMES AN HOUR, 316 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,194 I ONLY SLEEP, LIKE SIX/SEVEN 317 00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:09,613 HOURS... 318 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:10,530 DO I NEED TO BE ASLEEP? 319 00:11:11,281 --> 00:11:13,033 [GHOST] THEN YOU WERE SLEEPING! 320 00:11:13,784 --> 00:11:14,618 THE THIRD GHOST IS THE GHOST OF 321 00:11:15,368 --> 00:11:18,246 CHRISTMAS FUTURE. THE FOURTH 322 00:11:18,914 --> 00:11:21,666 GHOST IS THE GHOST OF THE 323 00:11:22,459 --> 00:11:24,211 NUMBER FOUR. THE FIFTH GHOST-- 324 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,170 [SCOTT] THE NUMBER FOUR HAS A 325 00:11:25,545 --> 00:11:26,171 GHOST? 326 00:11:26,922 --> 00:11:27,631 [GHOST] THE FIFTH GHOST IS THE 327 00:11:28,423 --> 00:11:30,759 GHOST OF THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS 328 00:11:31,092 --> 00:11:32,177 PAST. 329 00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:32,844 [SCOTT] I'M NOT GOING TO 330 00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:33,637 REMEMBER ALL THIS. 331 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:34,387 SO JUST MAYBE-- 332 00:11:35,096 --> 00:11:35,806 [GHOST] THE SIXTH GHOST!-- 333 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:36,807 [SCOTT] JUST INTRODUCE THEM ONE 334 00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:37,432 AT A TIME-- 335 00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:39,601 [GHOST] THE SIXTH GHOST, IS THE 336 00:11:40,352 --> 00:11:42,979 GHOST OF SHOWING UP TOO EARLY. 337 00:11:43,605 --> 00:11:44,231 THE SEVENTH GHOST IS-- 338 00:11:44,815 --> 00:11:54,449 (GHOSTLY GROANING) 339 00:11:55,075 --> 00:11:55,116 [GHOST "EARLY"] AM I-- 340 00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:56,535 [GHOST] YES, YOU'RE EARLY. 341 00:11:57,202 --> 00:11:57,243 [GHOST "EARLY"] I'M ALWAYS 342 00:11:57,244 --> 00:11:57,369 EARLY. 343 00:11:58,036 --> 00:11:58,078 [GHOST] YES, YOU'RE ALWAYS 344 00:11:58,370 --> 00:11:58,829 EARLY. 345 00:11:59,621 --> 00:11:59,663 [GHOST "EARLY"] AM I THE FIRST-- 346 00:12:00,247 --> 00:12:00,539 [GHOST] YES, YOU'RE THE FIRST 347 00:12:00,914 --> 00:12:01,039 GHOST. 348 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:01,832 [GHOST "EARLY"] YES, I'M ALWAYS 349 00:12:02,415 --> 00:12:02,624 THE FIRST GHOST. 350 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:03,416 [GHOST] YES, YOU'RE ALWAYS THE 351 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:04,501 FIRST GHOST. 352 00:12:05,252 --> 00:12:05,961 [GHOST "EARLY"] YOU SHOULD JUST 353 00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:07,838 INTRODUCE ME FIRST. 354 00:12:08,964 --> 00:12:09,089 POINT, NOW, WOULDN'T IT? 355 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:09,881 [GHOST "EARLY"] BECAUSE I'M THE 356 00:12:10,298 --> 00:12:10,757 GHOST THAT SHOWS UP EARLY. 357 00:12:11,258 --> 00:12:11,633 [GHOST] YES. 358 00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,385 EBENEZER SCROOGE! 359 00:12:14,052 --> 00:12:15,512 YOU HAVE BEEN A GREEDY MAN. 360 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:16,012 [SCOTT] WHOA. 361 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:16,847 [GHOST] AND UNLESS YOU CHANGE 362 00:12:17,389 --> 00:12:17,472 YOUR-- 363 00:12:18,098 --> 00:12:19,349 [SCOTT] WHO IS EBENEZER 364 00:12:19,724 --> 00:12:23,311 SCROOGE? 365 00:12:23,979 --> 00:12:24,855 [GHOST] YOU ARE EBENEZER 366 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,523 SCROOGE! 367 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:28,650 [SCOTT] I'M JEFF SPARKS. 368 00:12:29,109 --> 00:12:30,527 JEFF SPARKS. 369 00:12:31,278 --> 00:12:33,613 [GHOST] IS THIS DECEMBER 25TH, 370 00:12:33,947 --> 00:12:34,865 1914? 371 00:12:35,699 --> 00:12:36,825 [SCOTT] NO, IT'S, JUNE 20TH, 372 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,035 2011. 373 00:12:39,786 --> 00:12:40,245 [GHOST] WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 374 00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:41,621 [GHOST "EARLY"] YEAH. 375 00:12:42,372 --> 00:12:42,873 [GHOST] ALL RIGHT. WELL, UH... 376 00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:44,708 WE'RE SORRY, JEFF SPARKS FOR ALL 377 00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:46,543 THIS. 378 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,252 LET'S GO. 379 00:12:48,003 --> 00:12:48,044 [GHOST "EARLY"] WE CAN TAKE MY 380 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:48,795 CAR. 381 00:12:49,462 --> 00:12:49,588 [GHOST] YOU HAVE A CAR? 382 00:12:50,213 --> 00:12:50,255 WHY DO YOU HAVE A CAR? 383 00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:54,175 [â– â– ] 384 00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:55,343 [SCOTT] DID I DO ALL RIGHT, 385 00:12:55,802 --> 00:12:56,177 MR. SCROOGE? 386 00:12:56,761 --> 00:12:56,845 [SCROOGE] WELL DONE, 387 00:12:57,596 --> 00:12:58,889 JEFF SPARKS. YOU PUT THOSE 388 00:12:59,598 --> 00:13:01,308 GHOSTS RIGHT OFF MY TAIL. 389 00:13:01,808 --> 00:13:02,475 AWAY WITH YOU! 390 00:13:02,976 --> 00:13:03,768 TO THE FACTORY. 391 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:05,145 TO THE FACTORY WITH YOUR SAD, 392 00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:32,422 [â– â– ] 393 00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:33,673 >>GET THE PLATINUM MEMBER 394 00:13:45,518 --> 00:13:49,314 [â– â– ] 395 00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:49,773 >>VISIT 396 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,650 WWW.PREMIUMMEMBERSHIP.CA 397 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:52,567 TO GET THE FULL PLATINUM MEMBER 398 00:13:52,984 --> 00:13:55,236 EXPERIENCE. 399 00:13:55,987 --> 00:13:56,696 [SCOTT] HEY EVERYONE. WE GET A 400 00:13:57,447 --> 00:13:58,531 LOT OF FAN MAIL AND FAN ART, BUT 401 00:13:59,282 --> 00:13:59,950 RECENTLY WE RECEIVED SOMETHING 402 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,786 THAT REALLY CROSSED THE LINE. 403 00:14:03,578 --> 00:14:04,788 OUR NAME IS "PICNICFACE", BUT 404 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,248 SENDING US PICNIC BASKETS WITH 405 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:11,753 FACES IN THEM ISN'T APPROPRIATE. 406 00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:18,259 IT'S DISGUSTING. AND... 407 00:14:18,843 --> 00:14:21,638 IF YOU RECOGNIZE THIS 408 00:14:22,347 --> 00:14:23,223 OR WHATEVER IT BELONGS TO, 409 00:14:23,848 --> 00:14:26,476 PLEASE CALL THE POLICE, 410 00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:27,727 CALL A HOSPITAL. 411 00:14:28,478 --> 00:14:28,812 JUST-- WE NEED TO GET IN TOUCH 412 00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:29,813 WITH THIS PERSON AND MAKE 413 00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:30,981 SURE THAT THEY'RE OKAY, 414 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:31,731 AND THAT THEY GET-- 415 00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:32,899 [FAN] WHAT'S UP MAN?! 416 00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:33,900 HA HA! 417 00:14:34,359 --> 00:14:34,526 WHAT'S UP!? 418 00:14:35,235 --> 00:14:35,902 IT'S SCOTT FRIGGIN' VROOMAN, 419 00:14:36,277 --> 00:14:36,820 MAN! 420 00:14:37,529 --> 00:14:37,696 [SCOTT] THIS IS YOUR FACE?! 421 00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:39,030 [FAN] YOU GOT MY FACE, BRO! 422 00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:42,534 WOO! PICNICFACE! PICNICFACE! 423 00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:44,786 WHOA SHIT, MAN, I'M ON TV! 424 00:14:45,203 --> 00:14:46,871 OH MY GOD. 425 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:47,872 I BET YOU MY BUDDIES ARE 426 00:14:48,498 --> 00:14:49,499 WATCHING THIS, MAN. 427 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,251 [FAN] LET'S DO SOME SHOTS! 428 00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:53,003 OW! 429 00:14:53,628 --> 00:14:55,839 (SCREAMING) 430 00:14:56,506 --> 00:14:57,507 [FAN] SHOUT OUTS TO JOAN. 431 00:14:58,258 --> 00:15:00,010 SHOUT OUTS TO JOHNNY AND TRIM. 432 00:15:20,405 --> 00:15:28,288 [â– â– ] 433 00:15:28,955 --> 00:15:29,039 â– TELL ME, WHAT'S THE FUTURE 434 00:15:29,789 --> 00:15:30,707 OF FASHION, CHERYLâ–  435 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:32,792 [CHERYL] (GASP) SWEATERS. 436 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:33,501 â– TELL ME, WHAT'S THE FUTURE 437 00:15:33,877 --> 00:15:35,045 OF FASHION, CHERYLâ–  438 00:15:35,879 --> 00:15:36,963 [CHERYL] (GASP) CROP TOPS. 439 00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:37,881 â– TELL ME, WHAT'S THE FUTURE 440 00:15:38,423 --> 00:15:39,257 OF FASHION, CHERYLâ–  441 00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:41,051 [CHERYL] (GASP) ANKLETS. 442 00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:42,260 â– TELL ME, WHAT'S THE FUTURE 443 00:15:42,802 --> 00:15:43,720 OF FASHION, CHERYLâ–  444 00:15:44,429 --> 00:15:45,055 [CHERYL] (GASP) HEADBANDS. 445 00:15:46,306 --> 00:15:46,639 â– SWEATERS, CROP TOPS, 446 00:15:47,223 --> 00:15:47,807 ANKLETS, HEADBANDSâ–  447 00:15:48,391 --> 00:15:48,933 â– SWEATERS, CROP TOPS, 448 00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:50,060 ANKLETS, HEADBANDSâ–  449 00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:51,061 â– SWEATERS, SWEATERS, 450 00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:53,104 SHE SAID SWEATERSâ–  451 00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:54,189 â– SHE SAID SWEATERSâ–  452 00:15:54,773 --> 00:15:55,982 â– JEANS, JEANS, JEANS, 453 00:15:56,608 --> 00:15:57,942 SHE NEVER SAID JEANSâ–  454 00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,780 [â– â– ] 455 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:02,572 [BRIAN] HEY MAN, ARE YOU DIGGING 456 00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:03,907 THAT HOT DOG OR WHAT? 457 00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:05,241 [KYLE] OH YEAH, LOVE IT. 458 00:16:05,992 --> 00:16:06,034 [BRIAN] YOU GOT RELISH ON THAT 459 00:16:06,409 --> 00:16:06,618 THING? 460 00:16:07,077 --> 00:16:07,786 [KYLE] TOTALLY. 461 00:16:08,495 --> 00:16:08,703 [BRIAN] WHAT ABOUT BBQ SAUCE? 462 00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:10,080 [KYLE] OH YEAH, FOR SURE. 463 00:16:10,955 --> 00:16:11,081 [BRIAN] YEAH, YOU WOULD. 464 00:16:11,956 --> 00:16:12,165 [KYLE] WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 465 00:16:12,749 --> 00:16:12,999 [BRIAN] YOU WOULD. 466 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:14,834 YOU WOULD LIKE BBQ SAUCE. 467 00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:16,086 [KYLE] WHAT DO YOU MEAN "I" 468 00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:16,920 WOULD THOUGH? 469 00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:17,587 [BRIAN] I DON'T KNOW. 470 00:16:17,879 --> 00:16:18,004 YOU JUST LIKE IT. 471 00:16:18,797 --> 00:16:19,422 [KYLE] OKAY, I GET THAT "I" LIKE 472 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:20,924 IT. BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN 473 00:16:21,341 --> 00:16:22,092 EXACTLY? 474 00:16:22,926 --> 00:16:23,301 [BRIAN] I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 475 00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:25,178 [KYLE] NO! TELL ME SPECIFICALLY 476 00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:28,098 WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME AND BBQ 477 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,140 SAUCE?! 478 00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:29,891 [BRIAN] I DON'T KNOW. 479 00:16:30,308 --> 00:16:30,350 YOU JUST-- 480 00:16:30,892 --> 00:16:31,142 [KYLE] JUST TELL ME! 481 00:16:31,893 --> 00:16:31,934 [BRIAN] YOU JUST PUT IT ON LOTS 482 00:16:31,935 --> 00:16:32,102 OF THINGS! 483 00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:32,769 [KYLE] YEAH? 484 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:33,561 [BRIAN] YEAH! YOU PUT IT ON YOUR 485 00:16:33,978 --> 00:16:34,104 TOAST THIS MORNING. 486 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:34,771 [KYLE] YEAH? 487 00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:35,688 [BRIAN] AND YOU HAD TO THROW OUT 488 00:16:36,397 --> 00:16:36,606 YOUR WALLET BECAUSE IT WAS 489 00:16:37,107 --> 00:16:37,190 COVERED IN IT. 490 00:16:37,941 --> 00:16:38,483 [KYLE] AND WHAT IS YOUR POINT? 491 00:16:39,234 --> 00:16:39,526 [BRIAN] THE BREAKS ON YOUR CAR 492 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:40,735 DON'T WORK ANY MORE. 493 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:41,736 AND THE S.P.C.A HAD TO TAKE 494 00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:43,196 AWAY YOUR DOG 495 00:16:43,905 --> 00:16:44,656 [KYLE] I KNOW. YOU'RE RIGHT. 496 00:16:45,115 --> 00:16:47,117 I NEED HELP. 497 00:16:47,992 --> 00:16:48,033 [BRIAN] I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN 498 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:48,868 DO. 499 00:16:49,953 --> 00:16:50,954 YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE. 500 00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:52,080 [BRIAN] HEY, I'VE GOT PROBLEMS 501 00:16:52,539 --> 00:16:52,747 OF MY OWN. 502 00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:54,582 [KYLE] OH YEAH, LIKE WHAT? 503 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:58,586 [BRIAN] LOOK IN MY MOUTH! 504 00:16:59,337 --> 00:16:59,379 [KYLE] I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR MOUTH 505 00:16:59,629 --> 00:17:00,797 NAPOLEON. 506 00:17:01,548 --> 00:17:01,881 [NAPOLEON] YOUR MOUTH IS NEXT 507 00:17:02,215 --> 00:17:03,299 KYLE. 508 00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:04,134 [KYLE] PLEASE DON'T KISS ME. 509 00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:06,136 [NAPOLEON] WE WILL KISS YOU... 510 00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:09,514 SOFTLY... AND SLOWLY. 511 00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:11,724 >>PPPPPPPREMIUM. 512 00:17:12,475 --> 00:17:12,976 >>SIGN UP NOW TO DOWNLOAD YOUR 513 00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:15,478 FREE RINGTONE: CLASSIC TRANCE. 514 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,272 (CLASSIC TRANCE) 515 00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:18,940 >>MELLOW VIBES. 516 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,900 (MELLOW VIBES) 517 00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:21,985 >>PURE VOX. 518 00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:46,092 [â– â– ] 519 00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:47,177 >>DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW THIS 520 00:17:48,052 --> 00:17:48,636 SKETCH ENDS? THEN VISIT, 521 00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:51,014 WWW.PREMIUMMEMBERSHIP.CA 522 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:52,182 PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP. 523 00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:53,224 BENEFITS INCLUDE, 524 00:17:53,725 --> 00:17:55,727 CAST INTERVIEWS. 525 00:17:56,477 --> 00:17:57,187 [SCOTT] NO, I'M NOT AFRAID OF 526 00:17:58,104 --> 00:17:58,479 HEIGHTS. I JUST, I DON'T CARE 527 00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:00,440 FOR THEM. 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