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[â– â– ]
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â– IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE WITH YOU
AND MEâ–
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â– AND THOUGH WE'VE MADE A MEMORY
FOR ETERNITYâ–
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â– YOU KNOW IT'S THE TRUTHâ–
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â– MAKING TIME FOR EACH OTHER,
SISTER AND BROTHERâ–
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â– FRIENDS WILL ALWAYS LOVE EACH
OTHERâ–
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â– YEAR AFTER YEAR AND REST OF
YEARâ–
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[MARK] HOW IS SHE?
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[BILL] STILL IN SURGERY.
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[MARK] POOR EVANY.
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[BILL] REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST
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MET HER?
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(LAUGHTER)
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[BILL] YOU GUYS STARTED THE
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TROUPE, BUT I NEVER ACTUALLY GOT
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THE STORY ABOUT HOW YOU MET.
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[MARK] WHO US?
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[â– â– ]
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(BABIES CRYING)
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(WHISPERS)
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STEAL THESE BABIES?
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[MARK] YEAH? YOU?
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[ANDREW] YEAH.
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[MARK] WEIRD. MARK.
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[ANDREW] ANDY.
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[KYLE] KYLE.
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[ANDREW] HEY. SO WHICH BABY
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BROKER DO YOU GUYS USE?
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[MARK] REMY. YOU?
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[ANDREW] REMY.
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(LAUGHING)
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[ANDREW] WHY DON'T WE JUST GRAB
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THESE BABIES AND THEN GRAB A
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BEER?
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[KYLE] YEAH.
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[MARK] SOUNDS GREAT.
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[NURSE] MY BABIES!
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[ANDREW] OH, I GOTTA KILL THIS
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BITCH.
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[MARK] WHAT? DO YOU WANNA--
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SHOULD WE GO?
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(GUNSHOT)
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LONG AGO.
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[ANDREW] YEAH, JUST A COUPLE OF
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YEARS AGO.
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â– CHA-LA-LA-LAâ–
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[NARRATOR] PICNICFACE WILL BE
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[CHERYL] DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY
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[KYLE] I HEAR THIS GUY CAME UP
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WITH THE CONCEPTS FOR THE LAST
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[â– â– ]
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[SCOTT] THAT'S A MOVIE.
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THAT'S A MOVIE.
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THAT'S A MOVIE.
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THAT'S A MOVIE.
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THAT'S A MOVIE.
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THAT'S A MOVIE.
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THAT'S... THAT'S...
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THAT'S... THAT'S...
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(CUTTING)
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[â– â– ]
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[SCOTT] NOW...
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[SCOTT] THAT'S A MOVIE.
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[â– â– ]
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(BIRDS TWEETING)
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[BRIAN] OW!
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WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
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[RIDDLESNAKE] YOU'VE BEEN BIT BY
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THE "RIDDLESNAKE".
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RIDDLE. RIDDLE.
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â– RIDDLESNAKE IS HERE
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AND RIDDLESNAKE'S A MIRACLEâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKE'S A MAN
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[RIDDLESNAKE] IN ORDER TO PASS,
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YOU MUST FIRST ANSWER THIS ONE
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RIDDLE...
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LET'S SAY YOU HAD A TAIL.
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HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT GETTING
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THAT REMOVED?
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[BRIAN] A DOCTOR.
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[RIDDLESNAKE] A DOCTOR?
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[BRIAN] YEAH.
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[RIDDLESNAKE] OKAY.
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â– RIDDLESNAKE IS SATISFIED,
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RIDDLESNAKE WILL LET YOU PASSâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKE WILL GO
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TO THE DOCTORâ–
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â– DOOOOOOOCTORâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKE, RIDDLESNAKEâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKE, RIDDLESNAKEâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKE, RIDDLESNAKEâ–
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â– BIG TROMBONE, BIG TROMBONEâ–
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â– SAXOPHONEâ–
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â– BIG MUSTACHE, TELEPHONEâ–
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â– TELEPHONE, CELLULARâ–
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â– CELLULAR TELEPHONEâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKE'S A MAN
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WITH A TAIL!â–
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[RIDDLESNAKE] RIGHT. GOOD, GOOD.
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THE RIDDLESNAKE THANKS YOU.
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[BRIAN] YEAH, OKAY.
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[RIDDLESNAKE] GET THIS OFF AND
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OUT OF THE WOODS. GET AN
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APARTMENT. GONNA LOSE MY TAIL,
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[â– â– ]
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[SALOME] WELCOME... TO THIS
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WEEK'S EPISODE OF THESPIAN HOUR,
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THE PROGRAM WHERE WE LOOK AT THE
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HIPPEST AND HOTTEST STARS, OF
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THE STAGE AND SCREEN ALIKE.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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[DEB] IT'S CHEESE.
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[SALOME] DEB, YOU KNOW WE HAVE
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SET CHEESE.
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[DEB] YES, BUT I BROUGHT MY OWN.
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[SALOME] OKAY. JUST SEEMS TO ME
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO, YOU KNOW,
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[â– â– ]
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[â– â– ]
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[SALOME] UP NEXT, WE HAVE A VERY
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SPECIAL GUEST. HE IS THE STAR,
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WRITER AND DIRECTOR OF AN
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UPCOMING INDEPENDENT FILM
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ENTITLED "NOCTURNAL RHYTHMS".
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[DEB] HOT TITLE!
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[SALOME] MR. PIERRE GUTIERREZ.
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PIERRE, WELCOME.
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SO NICE TO HAVE YOU.
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[DEB] HELLO.
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CHEESE?
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[SALOME] SO, PIERRE, TELL US
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WHAT IS YOUR FILM ABOUT REALLY?
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[PIERRE] MY FILM IS A MEDITATION
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[â– â– ]
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[SALOME] WELL UNFORTUNATELY
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THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
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THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF THESPIAN
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HOUR, BUT... NO, I'M OKAY.
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REALLY. TRULY OKAY.
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â– YEAR AFTER YEAR
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AND REST OF YEARâ–
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â– CHA-LA-LA-LAâ–
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(KISS)
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>>WELCOME BACK...
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[BILL] HERE'S SOME COFFEE.
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[ANDREW] WE MET YOU AND CHERYL
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AT THAT STAND-UP SHOW. BUT WHERE
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DID YOU TWO MEET?
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[CHERYL] ACTUALLY, BILL AND I
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HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE WE
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[â– â– ]
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[BRIAN] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
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WAIT. YOU WERE THOSE BABIES?
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[CHERYL] YEAH.
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[BRIAN] THAT HAPPENED TWO YEARS
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AGO. THAT MEANS YOU'RE TWO.
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[BILL] YUP.
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[BRIAN] THEN HOW DID YOU MEET
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YOUR WIFE?
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[â– â– ]
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[BRIAN] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
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WHOA...YOUR WIFE? SHE WAS THE
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OTHER BABY?
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[BILL] YEAH.
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[BRIAN] THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
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YOU'RE ALL SO TALL.
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[CHERYL] AM I TALL, BRIAN? OR AM
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I JUST A 2-YEAR OLD, RESTING
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ON THE SHOULDERS OF AN OLD,
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(WHEEZING)
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[â– â– ]
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[SCOTT] YEAH!
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(SCREAMING)
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[SCOTT] WHAT WAS THAT?
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[CHUCK] I DON'T KNOW. JUST...
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JUST AN OLD MAN.
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[SCOTT] HIGH-FIVE HIM.
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(SLAP)
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[CHUCK] WHAT THE...
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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[SCOTT] WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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[CHUCK] I DON'T KNOW.
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[â– â– ]
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(WHISTLE)
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AROUND. HUDDLE UP. HANDS IN.
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HARD WORK, ON THREE. CHUCK? HAND
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IN THE CIRCLE, BUD.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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[COACH] GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
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AND GET THAT HAND IN THE CIRCLE,
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CHUCK.
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[COACH] CHUCK, I'M GONNA COUNT
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TO THREE, AND IF YOUR HANDS NOT
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IN THE GODDAMN CIRCLE, YOU'RE
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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[â– â– ]
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(SCREAMING)
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[COACH] GET OUT OF HERE,
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YOU GODDAMN FREAK.
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(SCREAMING)
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[COACH] GET OUT OF HERE!
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[â– â– ]
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[CHUCK] HEY!
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HEY!
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HEY!
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[CHUCK] WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM
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ME?
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[â– â– ]
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(GRUNTING)
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[CHUCK] ALL RIGHT. WHO ARE YOU
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AND WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO
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ME?
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[â– â– ]
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[KEVIN] CHUCK, WE'RE GOING TO BE
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BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
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[CHUCK] RIGHT ON, KEVIN.
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(SCREAMING)
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[CHUCK] KEVIN!
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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[CHUCK] KEVIN!
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[â– â– ]
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[CHUCK] HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT
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HAPPENED TO ME?
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[OLD MAN] DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE
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ME?
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[OLD MAN] I'M KEVIN.
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[CHUCK] KEVIN AND I WERE THE
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SAME AGE.
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[OLD MAN] I WAS ALWAYS A LITTLE
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BIT OLDER THAN YOU.
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[CHUCK] YEAH, BUT NOT LIKE 50
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YEARS OLDER.
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[OLD MAN] I AM NOT, LIKE, 50
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YEARS OLDER THAN YOU.
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[CHUCK] YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE 50
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YEARS OLDER.
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[OLD MAN] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT? WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, 45?
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[CHUCK] I'M 28 YEARS OLD.
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[OLD MAN] 28, MY FOOT.
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YEAH, WE'RE ALL 28. SHOW ME YOUR
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BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
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[CHUCK] I DON'T HAVE MY BIRTH
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CERTIFICATE ON ME.
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[OLD MAN] OKAY, NEITHER DO I.
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I'M 12.
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[CHUCK] YOU'RE NOT 12.
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[OLD MAN] I'M 12. I DON'T HAVE
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MY CERTIFICATE, THERE'S NO
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PROOF.
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[CHUCK] YOU'RE CLEARLY 80 YEARS
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OLD.
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[OLD MAN] 80 OLD?
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[CHUCK] YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE 80,
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MAN!
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[OLD MAN] (MUMBLES)
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[CHUCK] I'M GOING.
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I'M OUTTA HERE.
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OKAY? EXCUSE ME.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
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I FOLLOWED YOU AND TOOK MY
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CLOTHES OFF. I'M AN IDIOT.
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[OLD MAN] PLEASE DON'T GO.
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DON'T GO.
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[OLD MAN] I'M KEVIN.
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[â– â– ]
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[OLD MAN] OH WAIT,
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I'M NOT KEVIN. I'M JAMES.
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â– YEAR AFTER YEAR
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AND REST OF YEARâ–
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â– CHA-LA-LA-LAâ–
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(SLOPPY KISSING)
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[KYLE] WHO'S THAT HANDSOME
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FELLOW EATING A BOILED EGG?
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[â– â– ]
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[KYLE] WHAT'S UP?
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[â– â– ]
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[KYLE] YEAH, THIS ONE.
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[â– â– ]
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[KYLE] I-- I-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
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[â– â– ]
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[KYLE] (SQUAKS)
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>>HEY THERE, LITTLE BOY.
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YOU WANNA SOLVE A TRIVIA
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>>OH, YES.
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>>HOW MUCH HAY DO YOU THINK A
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HORSE EATS BETWEEN-- A DAY?
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>>OOOH.
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>>A HORSE EATS BETWEEN
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12-15 POUNDS OF HAY A DAY.
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[â– â– ]
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>>HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HAY?
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LITTLE BOY? IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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BETTER THAN SOME THINGS. I ONCE
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ATE SHIT. ON A DARE. EH, IT WAS
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COLLEGE. THAT'S THE COLLEGE
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EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW? EAT SOME
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SHIT. YEAH, I ATE A LOT OF SHIT
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IN COLLEGE. NEXT TO LASAGNA,
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THAT'S PROBABLY THE THING I ATE
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THE MOST. JUST BOWLS OF SHIT.
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WHY DIDN'T I SAY "NO" TO ANY OF
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[â– â– ]
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>>YOU KNOW, LOOKING BACK, I'D
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SAY "NO" IF SOMEONE DARED ME TO
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TODAY.
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I'D SAY NO.
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I'D DEFINITELY SAY NO.
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[â– â– ]
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[CHERYL] SO BRIAN, YOU AND SCOTT
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WERE THE LAST TWO TO JOIN BEFORE
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[â– â– ]
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[BRIAN] I WAS RENTING A COTTAGE
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(OMINOUS MUSIC SWELLING)
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(BANGING)
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(CRYING)
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[BRIAN] (SCREAMING)
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[BRIAN] AND THAT'S HOW WE MET.
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[MARK] THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
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NICE--
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[â– â– ]
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[DOCTOR] WELL, IT'LL BE A VERY
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SIMPLE PROCEDURE. I'LL JUST SNIP
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IT OFF AT THE BASE OF YOUR
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SPINE.
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[RIDDLESNAKE] WILL IT HURT?
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[DOCTOR] OH, HARDLY AT ALL.
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WE'LL JUST USE LOCAL ANESTHETIC.
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[RIDDLESNAKE] THAT'S PRETTY
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GOOD.
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â– DOOOOOOOCTORâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKE, RIDDLESNAKEâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKEâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKE, RIDDLESNAKEâ–
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â– RIDDLESNAKEâ–
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â– COOL GUITAR, COOL GUITARâ–
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â– COOL GUITARâ–
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â– FUNKY FLUTEâ–
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[DOCTOR] YOU'RE A VERY GOOD
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DANCER.
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[RIDDLESNAKE] I'M NOT BAD.
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[DOCTOR] I'M NOT CUTTING IT OFF.
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I CAN'T. IT WOULD BE A CRIME
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AGAINST ART. IT'S YOURS. IT'S A
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GIFT. PLEASE. DANCE.
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[RIDDLESNAKE] RIDDLESNAKE,
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RIDDLESNAKE, RIDDLESNAKE.
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RIDDLESNAKE, RIDDLESNAKE...
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RIDDLESNAKE.
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[â– â– ]
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â– DOOOOOOOOOCTORâ–
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â– FRIENDS THAT'LL ALWAYS LOVE
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EACH OTHERâ–
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â– YEAR AFTER YEAR
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AND REST OF YEARâ–
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â– CHA-LA-LA-LAâ–
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>>WELCOME BACK.
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(SCREAMING)
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FRIENDS. SHE AND THE BABY ARE
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HEALTHY. WE WERE TRYING TO
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PERFORM A C-SECTION, BUT THERE
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WERE COMPLICATIONS. SO WE
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HAD TO PERFORM AN EMERGENCY
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D-SECTION.
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[ANDREW] WHAT IS THAT?
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[MARK] IT'S WHEN THEY CUT INTO
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HER LOWER BACK AND PULL THE BABY
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OUT FROM ABOVE HER BUTT.
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[DOCTOR] YOUR FRIEND IS EXACTLY
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RIGHT. THAT'S WHERE WE CUT INTO
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HER LOWER BACK AND PULL THE BABY
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OUT FROM ABOVE HER BUTT. WOULD
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YOU LIKE TO SEE HER?
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[SCOTT] HEY SON.
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[DOCTOR] HEY DAD.
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>>THIS IS THE WRONG BUILDING.
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>>THIS IS THE RIGHT--
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>>WE'RE IN B-WARD, SHE'S IN THE
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L-WARD.
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(CHATTER)
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[EVANY] HI GUYS.
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>>GUYS, SHH! HERE WE ARE,
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HERE WE ARE.
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(BABY CRYING)
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[BRIAN] HOW'S THE AREA ABOVE
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YOUR BUTT?
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[EVANY] IT'S OKAY, BUT THE
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SURGERY RUINED MY LOWER BACK
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TATTOO.
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[ALL] AWW...
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[EVANY] YEAH...
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[ANDREW] HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
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[EVANY] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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[ANDREW] LOOK AT THAT.
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NICE WEIGHT TO IT.
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[KYLE] CAN I HAVE A LOOK AT
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THAT THERE ANDY?
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[ANDREW] SURE. HERE YOU GO.
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THE HOOD HERE.
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[KYLE] OH YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD
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BABY.
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[MARK] YEAH, GOOD BONE
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STRUCTURE THERE. WE COULD TALK
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TO REMY FOR YOU. MAYBE GET YOU
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2, 2.5 FOR THAT BABY.
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[â– â– ]
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>>LOOK LOOK... (INAUDIBLE)
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(CRYING)
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>>CHUCH, WHERE ARE WE?
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CHUCK, WHERE ARE WE?!
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