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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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JORDAN TALBOT. NO.
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(WHISPERING)
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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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JORDAN TALBOT.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JORDAN!
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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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JORDAN TALBOT.
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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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JORDAN TALBOT. HOLD ON.
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UP A LITTLE HIGHER.
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NO, JUST DOWN.
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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JORDAN--
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WAIT.
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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JORDAN
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TALBOT!
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>>HEY JORDAN, WHAT'S UP?
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>>SO, THROUGHOUT THE EPISODE,
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YOU'RE GOING TO SEE JORDAN IN A
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BUNCH OF SKETCHES AND SOME
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BUMPERS. AND HE MAY EVEN BE
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FEATURED IN A SKETCH.
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>>THIS NEXT SKETCH SHOWS YOU
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WHY IT'S GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS...
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THAT ARE REAL.
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HERE'S "THE IMAGINARY FRIEND".
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>>THERE.
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MY SANDCASTLE'S ALL DONE.
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THINK IT NEEDS A MOAT?
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>>I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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BUILDING SANDCASTLES SUCKS.
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AND THESE IMAGINARY BATTLES ARE
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BORING.
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>>DID SOMEBODY SAY "IMAGINARY"?
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>>PICKLES!
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>>YEAH!
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>>WOW, WHO'S THAT?
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>>IT'S MY IMAGINARY FRIEND,
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PICKLES.
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HE'S A CAT.
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>>HEY GUYS, YOU BETTER BUILD
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YOUR MOAT FAST.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEFEND
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YOURSELF FROM ALL THESE SPIDER
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CRABS!
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>>WOW!
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>>HEY, LET'S PLAY
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"TIC-TAC-TOC".
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>>HOW DO YOU PLAY?
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>>WELL, IT'S EASY!
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TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC...
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>>TOC!
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>>TIC-TIC...
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>>TOC!
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>>TIC-TIC...
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>>TOC!
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>>TIC!
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>>TOC!
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>>TIC!
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>>TOC!
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>>YOU WIN!
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>>YAY!
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>>CHECK THIS OUT!
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>>WOW, PICKLES IS AWESOME.
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>>I KNOW, RIGHT?
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HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IMAGINARY
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FRIENDS?
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>>NOPE.
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>>REALLY?
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>>NAH.
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>>COME ON, EVERYBODY HAS
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IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
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>>LOOK, JUST DON'T SAY THAT
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WORD TOO LOUD, OKAY?
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>>DID SOMEBODY SAY IMAGINARY?
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>>I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD
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SOMEBODY SAY THAT WORD.
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>>WHO ARE THEY?
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>>MY IMAGINARY JEWISH
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GRANDPARENTS.
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>>LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE FILTHY.
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LOOK, YOU'VE GOT ALL THIS
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SCHMUTZ IN YOUR CHILD-BEARD.
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OY!
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>>WHO'S THIS?
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SOME SORT OF A GAY CAT?
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>>WELL, I AM A CAT.
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>>HE'S TALL...
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>>YEAH, IT'S A GAY CAT.
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>>GAY CAT.
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>>WELL, I RESPECTFULLY
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DISAGREE.
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>>YOU TALKIN' BACK TO MY WIFE?
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>>NO, I-I WAS JUST RESPECTFULLY
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DISAGREEING.
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>>NOW I FEEL UPSET.
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>>YOU'RE ALWAYS UPSET.
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>>BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS
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YELLING.
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>>THAT'S HOW YOU DROVE AWAY
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MORDECAI, OUR REAL IMAGINARY
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SON.
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>>I HAVE NO REAL IMAGINARY SON!
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>>WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HAVE A
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GOOD TIME.
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PLEASE STOP!
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>>HEY, CHECK THIS OUT!
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(LAUGHING)
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>>WHAT WAS THAT?
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>>BOOTS!
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>>TINY BOOTS.
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WHO'D WEAR THOSE?
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>>NO ONE.
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>>YEAH, NOBODY.
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NO ONE CARES.
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ANYWAY, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF
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HERE.
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>>I DON'T WANT TO GO.
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>>OKAY.
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>>SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY!
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>>BYE.
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>>WHOA!
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>>OH YEAH.
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>>OH, YOU'RE SO DRAMATIC.
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>>DRAMA IS ALL I HAVE.
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I'M AN IMAGINARY JEWISH
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GRANDFATHER.
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>>YOU STILL HAVE AN ENLARGED
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PROSTATE.
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>>I DON'T TALK ABOUT MY ASS!
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>>HEY PICKLES...
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WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU'RE NOT
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WITH ME?
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>>HELL.
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>>WHAT?
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>>WANT TO SEE A HALF SECOND OF
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HELL?
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>>HEY BRETT, HOW'S IT COMING?
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>>GREAT!
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>>SETTLED IN OKAY?
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>>YEAH, ALL SETTLED IN.
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>>JUST HAD A COUPLE OF CHANGES
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TO THE REPORT YOU HANDED
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IN, THERE.
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UH, COULD YOU OPEN THE FOLDER ON
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YOUR DESKTOP THERE?
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JUST SOME PROCEDURAL THINGS.
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I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A LEARNING
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CURVE AND YOU'RE NEW HERE.
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WE LIKE TO HAVE ALL HEADINGS
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BOLDED AND ITALICIZED.
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AND WE ONLY USE HELVETICA FONT
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HERE. KEEPS THINGS LIGHT AND
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INFORMAL.
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NO SERIFS, NO PROBLEM.
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>>HEH-HEH!
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>>LITTLE SAYING WE HAVE.
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AND COULD YOU ACTUALLY SIT UP
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STRAIGHT IN YOUR CHAIR?
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WE HAVE ANOTHER SAYING HERE, BAD
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POSTURE IS GENERALLY CONSIDERED
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TO BE INFERIOR TO GOOD POSTURE.
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B-P-I-G-C-T-B-I-T-G-P.
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JUST REMEMBER THE WORD
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"BPIGCTBITGP".
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>>BPIGCTGB.
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>>BPIGCTBITGP.
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>>BPIGCT--
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>>BPIGCTBITGP.
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>>BPIGCTBITGP.
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>>GOOD. ONE MORE THING
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I NEED TO SHOW YOU.
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COULD YOU OPEN THE JANUARY
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SPREAD SHEET THERE?
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>>SURE.
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>>WHEN YOU ANSWER IN THE
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AFFIRMATIVE, INSTEAD OF SAYING
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"SURE" COULD YOU PLEASE SAY
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"YEAH" WITH A SHARP, INWARD
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GASP?
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>>YEAH?
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>>YEAH!
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>>YEAH!
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>>YEAH!
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>>YEAH!
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>>GOOD.
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KEEPS THINGS CONSISTENT WITH
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EVERYONE ELSE. YOU DON'T WANT TO
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STICK OUT AS THE NEW GUY, EH?
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>>NO.
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>>NOPE.
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>>NOPE!
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>>NOPE!
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>>NOPE.
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>>NOPE!
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>>NOPE!
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>>NOW, I DO NOTICE YOU
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HAVE THE TOP BUTTON OF YOUR
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SHIRT UNDONE.
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SO I'M JUST GOING TO GET THIS
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FOR YOU.
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OKAY, JUST KIND OF TIGHTEN YOUR
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TIE.
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I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP
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TIGHTENING.
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YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE
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CONSCIOUSNESS TEMPORARILY.
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AND UH, NOW I'M JUST GOING TO
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TAKE OUT SOME LIPSTICK AND JUST
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PUT IT ON YOUR LIPS.
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OKAY, THERE WE GO.
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GREAT!
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YEAH, LOOKS GOOD.
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LOOKS PRETTY.
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YEAH, YOU LIKE TO BE PRETTY, EH?
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I'M JUST GOING TO TOUCH YOUR
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FACE A LITTLE BIT, NOW.
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IT'S A GOOD FACE.
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NICE PROFESSIONAL FACE.
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(GASPING)
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>>THANKS MAN.
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>>HI THERE.
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WE'RE SANDRA AND JUDY,
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TWO-THIRDS OF THE FAMOUS SINGING
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WINSLOW TRIPLETS AND MY STARS,
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DO WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU.
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>>THAT'S RIGHT, SANDRA, WE ARE
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BACK AFTER A 10-YEAR HIATUS AND
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WE ARE SO PLEASED TO BE ABLE TO
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OFFER YOU A GREATEST HITS
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PACKAGE, THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU
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HAVE NEVER SEEN.
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SO LET'S ALL PUT ON OUR GUITAR
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SHOES AND TAKE A STRUM DOWN
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MEMORY LANE.
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>>ON THIS 3-DISC COMPILATION,
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YOU'LL FIND SOME OF YOUR
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FAVOURITE WINSLOW TRIPLET SONGS,
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>>WE'VE EVEN INCLUDED SOME
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HONKY-TONK TREASURES FROM OUR
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>>AND IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW,
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WE'LL EVEN THROW IN OUR BRAND
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NEW ALBUM.
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>>NEW ALBUM?
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>>"ONE FOR THE MONEY", WHERE
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YOU'LL FIND THESE GOOD TIME
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>>WHAT?
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>>SANDRA! SANDRA!
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>>AND KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR
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MY UPCOMING ALBUM, "FEELIN' KIND
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OF LONELY".
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INCLUDING SOME OF THESE SURE TO
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>>FOR YOUR COPY OF THE WINSLOW
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TRIPLETS DISCOGRAPHY, CALL
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1-000-555-WINS AND HAVE YOUR
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>>OKAY, WE'VE GOT THE FAN, HERE
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IN THE NORTH END OF HALIFAX
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OUTSIDE A FAMILY RESIDENCE.
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WHAT ARE YOU CHEERING FOR,
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TODAY?
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>>I DON'T KNOW!
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HELP ME!
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WOO!
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WOO!
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>>OH HEY, RIGHT ON.
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YOU GUYS LISTENIN' TO HAWAIIAN
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POP MUSIC?
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>>YEAH, WHAT OF IT?
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>>OH, COOL MAN.
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YOU GOT ANY DON HO?
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"TINY BUBBLES" I LOVE THAT
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STUFF.
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>>BRO, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
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WITH THAT WATERED-DOWN DON HO
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BULLSHIT.
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THIS IS REAL HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC.
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>>TELL 'EM, JAMIE!
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>>THIS IS A MIX TAPE I MADE:
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SUNNY CHILLINGWORTH LEDWOOD
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CANAPANA.
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>>GIVE 'EM HELL, JAMIE.
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>>WHY DON'T YOU TAKE DON HO'S
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DICK OUT OF YOUR EAR AND COME
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BACK WHEN YOU'RE READY TO LISTEN
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TO SOME REAL HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC.
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>>BOOM, JAMIE, BOOM!
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LET'S MURDER THIS GUY!
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>>HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC.
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EACH YEAR, THOUSANDS OF TEENS
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FLY OFF THE HANDLE IN DEFENSE OF
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REAL HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC.
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BUT HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW
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HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC IS MADE?
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WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?
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AND HOW IS IT MADE?
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TO FIND OUT, LET'S TAKE A LITTLE
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TRIP TO HAWAII ON THE HAWAIIAN
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ISLAND TRAVEL TOBOGGAN.
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READY, TRAVEL TOBOGGAN?
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HERE, ARISTOCRATS ARE BUSY
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PICKING HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC
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LEAVES.
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THEY'LL LISTEN TO EACH LEAF AND
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IF IT SOUNDS FRESH AND
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INTERESTING, THEY'LL PUT IT IN A
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BASKET MARKED "REAL HAWAIIAN POP
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MUSIC".
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IF IT SOUNDS WATERED-DOWN AND
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BORING, THEY'LL PUT IT IN
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ANOTHER BASKET MARKED "DON HO".
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THE LEAVES ARE DELIVERED TO
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CHEMISTS WHO BOIL THEM INTO A
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SWEET LIQUEUR WHICH THEN BECOMES
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CDS OF ALL YOUR FAVOURITE
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HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC BANDS,
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INCLUDING KEVIN HEAVENS, JOJO
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SNICKERS, THE HAPPIEST MAN IN
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THE WORLD AND THE BERNHOFTS.
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>>WE'RE THE BERNHOFTS.
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WE LOVE THAT REAL HAWAIIAN POP
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MUSIC.
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NOT THAT WEAK SAUCE DON HO
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BULLSHIT.
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>>WE ARE THE BERNHOFTS.
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>>BUT WHERE DID THE MUSIC
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LEAVES COME FROM?
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TO FIND OUT, LET'S TAKE A TRIP
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TO HEAVEN.
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YES, GOD MAKES THE LEAVES.
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EACH MORNING, HE MAKES 10
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HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC LEAVES BY
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WAVING HIS HEAVEN WAND, WHICH
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EMERGES FROM HIS BEARD, MAKING
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GOD LOOK LIKE A BIT OF A BEARD
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UNICORN.
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WHY DOES HE TAKE THE TIME OUT OF
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HIS DAY TO MAKE THE LEAVES?
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>>I LOVE HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC,
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MAN. THE REAL SHIT.
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NOT THAT DON HO WEAK SAUCE,
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FM RADIO BULLSHIT.
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MAN, WHY'D I MAKE DON HO IN THE
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FIRST PLACE, MAN?
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THAT GUY'S WEAK SAUCE.
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BEARD UNICORN!
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>>BUT WHERE DOES GOD COME FROM?
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>>FROM A WITCH'S FIST.
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>>SO YOU CAN THANK THE SPACE
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WITCH FOR THAT CLASSIC HAWAIIAN
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POP MUSIC SOUND.
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>>YOU'RE WELCOME.
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>>PRETTY COOL, HUH?
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>>YO, YOU SAY WE OVERREACTED?
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>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JAMIE?
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THAT GUY HAD SHIT TASTE, JAMIE.
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[■■]
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>>THEY CALL ME LENNY, I'M FROM
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THE KOOK.
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO SAY WHAT A
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GOOF.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN.
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THEY JUST CAN'T BEAT ME.
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AND THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ALL SO
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EASY TO PICK ON, MAKE FUN OF,
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LAUGH AT.
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IF THEY WANT, I'LL JUST CALL
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THEM ALL FAT.
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HOW 'BOUT I SAY SOMETHING
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MEANER?
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE
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JUST GOT A BEENER.
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE
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JUST GOT A BEENER.
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE
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JUST GOT A BEENER.
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I'M THE COOL ONE AND YOU'RE JUST
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DEAD.
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE
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JUST GOT A BEENER.
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE
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JUST GOT A BEENER.
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IF-IF THEY WANT, I'LL JUST CALL
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THEM ALL FAT.
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C-CALL THEM ALL FAT.
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE
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JUST GOT A BEENER.
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THAT MEANS I'M COOL AND YOU'RE
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JUST A LOOGIE.
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MAYBE YOU ARE AN MAYBE YOU'RE
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NOT.
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L-L-LOOGIE.
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE
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JUST GOT A BEENER.
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE
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JUST GOT A BEENER.
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IF-IF THEY WANT, I'LL JUST CALL
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THEM ALL FAT.
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C-CALL THEM ALL FAT.
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>>BIG ON, BIG BITE, JORDAN.
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BIG BITE.
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OKAY, GO, GET OUT OF THERE,
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[■■]
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>>HEY, WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED TO
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YOU?
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>>I DON'T KNOW!
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IT'S LIKE A PUZZLE I HAVE TO
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SOLVE IN REVERSE.
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BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANY OF
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THE CLUES ARE!
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PLEASE.
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I WAS A FAMILY MAN.
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I'VE LOST EVERYTHING.
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I HAVEN'T STOPPED CHEERING IN 8
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YEARS.
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WOOO!
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WOOO!
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00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:22,519
>>WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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BACK TO YOU, TREVEN.
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>>THIS NEXT SKETCH, TO SHARE
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FOR ALL YOU FRIENDS OF MINE IS
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"BIG BROTHER".
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>>MR. LEADER, THE BIG BROTHER
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CAMPAIGN WAS PERFECT FOR YOUR
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GOVERNMENT IN 1984 BECAUSE YOU
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NEEDED TO STRANGLE THE POPULACE
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WITH FEAR.
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>>BUT IT'S NOT 1984 ANYMORE.
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>>HUH!
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THE CAMPAIGN HAS LOST ITS
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IMPACT.
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PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF FEAR.
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>>THEY'RE DEPRESSED.
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>>BIG BROTHER NEEDS UH, A FRESH
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IMAGE.
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A NEW ATTITUDE, UH...
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00:12:49,713 --> 00:12:51,047
WHAT ABOUT A SOFTER BIG BROTHER?
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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OH, THAT'S NICE.
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00:12:55,051 --> 00:12:56,052
AND WHAT SAYS BIG BROTHER BETTER
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THAN...
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>>OH, OH...
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A LITTLE SIS.
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>>NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
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THINKING; BIG BROTHER, LITTLE
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SIS?
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00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:04,895
WHERE'S THE REST OF THE FAMILY?
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MAY I INTRODUCE...
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>>MAMA BROTHER.
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>>MAMA!
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>>COOL TONY.
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>>MY MAN!
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>>UNCLE AKRA.
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>>CATCH PHRASE!
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>>AND THAT WACKY NEIGHBOUR,
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MR. KIM.
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>>COME DOWN, MR. KIM.
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>>SO...
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00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:18,158
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>>I THANK YOU GENTLEMEN, BUT I
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DON'T THINK WE CAN GO IN THAT
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DIRECTION.
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>>OH, UH...
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WELL, UH, WE UNDERSTAND.
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>>AND IF YOU COULD JUST EXIT
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THROUGH THAT DOOR ON THE LEFT,
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THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.
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>>WE ACTUALLY CAME IN THROUGH
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THIS DOOR OVER HERE.
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>>YEAH, I KNOW, I'M JUST GOING
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TO NEED YOU TO LEAVE THROUGH THE
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DOOR ON YOUR LEFT.
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>>I LEFT MY CAR RUNNING...
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>>JUST OPEN THE DOOR MARKED
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"BEARS" THANK YOU.
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[■■]
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[■■]
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00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:59,616
(SCREAMING)
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00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:16,341
[■■]
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00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:18,969
>>SO-S-S-S-S-SOMEBODY SAY
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IMAGINARY?
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00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:28,311
>>(GASPING)
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>>BOOTS!
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00:14:29,562 --> 00:14:29,604
BOOTS!
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BOOTS! BOOTS!
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00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:31,314
>>(SCREAMING)
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>>YOU WIN!
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>>I TAKE MY LEAVE OF THIS WORLD
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KNOWING KNOWING I WON'T BE
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MISSED.
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AT LEAST I KNOW I WON'T HAVE TO
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00:14:38,071 --> 00:14:40,031
WAKE UP IN PAIN ANYMORE.
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00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:59,718
[■■]
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00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:03,972
>>CHO! YEAH!
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00:15:04,514 --> 00:15:04,597
>>WHO ARE YOU?
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00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:07,017
>>I AM THE GENIE OF THE GUN.
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00:15:07,726 --> 00:15:08,184
SINCE YOU FREED ME, I SHALL
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00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,270
GRANT YOU 3 WISHES.
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00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:11,229
>>I DON'T WANT ANY WISHES, I
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00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:12,397
JUST WANT TO DIE.
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00:15:12,939 --> 00:15:14,024
>>OH, COME ON, MAN.
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00:15:14,774 --> 00:15:15,567
WISHES CAN TURN YOUR LIFE
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00:15:15,942 --> 00:15:16,568
AROUND.
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00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:17,527
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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00:15:18,153 --> 00:15:19,029
YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING.
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00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:20,155
IS IT GIRL TROUBLE?
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00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:21,489
THROW A WISH MY WAY, MAKE
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00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:22,991
SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:23,533
YOU KNOW?
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DO SOME THINGS...
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>>NO.
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>>WON'T BE LIKE, WEIRD IF I
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WISH HER INTO LIKING IT.
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00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:30,206
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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>>NO.
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00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:32,292
WHAT? NO. I DON'T WANT THAT.
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00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:33,543
>>WISH FOR A NICE PAIR OF SUEDE
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SHOES.
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00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,671
OR MAYBE A SUEDE BOWLER HAT OR
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WHO KNOWS, MAYBE A SWATHE OF
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00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:41,593
RAW, UNCUT SUEDE.
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00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:42,635
>>YEAH, NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF
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00:15:43,094 --> 00:15:43,636
THOSE THINGS.
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00:15:44,054 --> 00:15:44,679
SO UM...
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GOOD BYE.
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00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:48,224
>>HEY, WAIT!
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00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:49,601
>>WHAT THE HELL?
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00:15:50,268 --> 00:15:50,560
>>THOUGHT MAYBE YOU HAD NO
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00:15:51,227 --> 00:15:52,020
BLOOD SUGAR. HAVE A NIBBLE.
534
00:15:52,729 --> 00:15:52,771
MIGHT PULL YOU OUT OF THE
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00:15:53,229 --> 00:15:53,688
DUMPY-DUMPS.
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00:15:54,314 --> 00:15:54,606
>>I DON'T WANT TO EAT A
537
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:55,523
CHOCOLATE BAR.
538
00:15:56,232 --> 00:15:56,441
>>MAN, YOU'VE GOT LOW BLOOD
539
00:15:57,108 --> 00:15:57,776
SUGAR WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU.
540
00:15:58,485 --> 00:15:59,069
>>I DON'T WANT ANY CHOCOLATE.
541
00:15:59,778 --> 00:16:00,070
>>HAVE A BITE.
542
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:01,112
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
543
00:16:01,863 --> 00:16:02,489
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER IMMEDIATELY.
544
00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:03,364
>>I REALLY DON'T THINK ME
545
00:16:04,115 --> 00:16:04,324
EATING A CHOCOLATE BAR IS GOING
546
00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:05,200
TO HELP ME WITH ANY OF THIS,
547
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:06,076
OKAY?
548
00:16:06,993 --> 00:16:07,077
>>BUDDY, SUGAR HAS A LOT TO DO
549
00:16:07,911 --> 00:16:08,328
WITH HOW A HUMAN FEELS ON A
550
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:09,245
MOMENT TO MOMENT--
551
00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:10,497
>>I DON'T WANT YOUR CHOCOLATE
552
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:11,414
BAR!
553
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:12,290
>>JUST EAT THE FUCKIN'
554
00:16:12,999 --> 00:16:14,084
CHOCOLATE BAR AND BE COOL AND
555
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:15,085
THEN WE'LL CHAT.
556
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:16,044
>>WHY DON'T YOU EAT THE
557
00:16:16,836 --> 00:16:17,087
CHOCOLATE BAR IF YOU WANT IT SO
558
00:16:17,462 --> 00:16:18,088
MUCH.
559
00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:19,047
>>I WILL!
560
00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:20,090
FASTER THAN YOU CAN BLINK.
561
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:37,232
>>WHOA!
562
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:38,399
OH, GOODNESS.
563
00:16:38,775 --> 00:16:39,109
WHOOPS.
564
00:16:39,651 --> 00:16:40,110
WHOOPS!
565
00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:41,778
WHOOPS.
566
00:16:42,112 --> 00:16:43,113
SHIT.
567
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:46,116
HUH.
568
00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:47,659
NOT WORTH THE PRICE OF
569
00:16:58,837 --> 00:16:59,504
>>THAT WAS PRETTY FAST.
570
00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:01,548
>>WAS IT?
571
00:17:02,173 --> 00:17:03,716
>>OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
572
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,093
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
573
00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:06,136
>>I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS.
574
00:17:06,845 --> 00:17:08,680
>>HEY, WAIT! COOL BRACELET!
575
00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:09,597
>>IS THIS AN ANTI-CANCER
576
00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:10,306
BRACELET?
577
00:17:10,974 --> 00:17:11,224
>>YOU GOT IT, MAN, YEAH.
578
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:12,142
>>I DON'T HAVE CANCER.
579
00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:13,101
>>YOU WANT IT?
580
00:17:13,476 --> 00:17:13,810
>>NO.
581
00:17:14,227 --> 00:17:15,353
(GROANING)
582
00:17:15,854 --> 00:17:17,188
>>OH, HELP ME.
583
00:17:17,647 --> 00:17:18,731
WHAT ARE YOU?
584
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,233
>>WHY'D YOU PUT ME THROUGH
585
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:21,151
CHEMO?
586
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:22,152
>>I'M NOT GOD.
587
00:17:22,861 --> 00:17:23,486
I CAN'T JUST CURE CANCER.
588
00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:24,529
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT
589
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:25,238
TOASTER?
590
00:17:25,905 --> 00:17:26,197
>>I'M GOING TO ELECTROCUTE
591
00:17:26,531 --> 00:17:26,781
MYSELF.
592
00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:27,866
>>YOU'LL HAVE A HARD TIME DOING
593
00:17:28,324 --> 00:17:29,159
THAT WITH A...
594
00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:30,160
PSYCHOLOGIST!
595
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,120
>>NOW, WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL
596
00:17:32,704 --> 00:17:34,164
YOURSELF, SANDY?
597
00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:35,540
>>WILL YOU GET RID OF THIS GUY?
598
00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:39,669
>>YOU GOT IT.
599
00:17:40,086 --> 00:17:40,461
>>STOP IT!
600
00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:41,212
STOP IT!
601
00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:42,172
STOP, STOP!
602
00:17:42,505 --> 00:17:42,755
STOP!
603
00:17:43,089 --> 00:17:43,298
>>OKAY.
604
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:44,299
>>I DIDN'T MEAN GIVE HIM
605
00:17:44,674 --> 00:17:44,757
CANCER.
606
00:17:45,425 --> 00:17:45,758
>>I DIDN'T GIVE HIM CANCER.
607
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:46,676
I JUST MADE HIM BALD AND THEN
608
00:17:47,343 --> 00:17:49,179
JUST RIDDLED HIM WITH...
609
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:53,808
AIDS.
610
00:17:54,392 --> 00:17:54,642
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
611
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,186
EH!
612
00:17:56,728 --> 00:17:57,187
>>SUEDE!
613
00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:58,730
>>SUEDE!
614
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,857
THAT'S TOP QUALITY SUEDE, MAN.
615
00:18:01,274 --> 00:18:02,901
NO, DON'T.
616
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,403
SUEDE SHOES.
617
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:06,571
>>WHY DO YOU LIKE SUEDE SO
618
00:18:06,863 --> 00:18:07,363
MUCH?
619
00:18:07,697 --> 00:18:08,198
>>WHY?
620
00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:08,907
>>YES!
621
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,658
>>WHY?
622
00:18:10,992 --> 00:18:13,786
■WHY?■
623
00:18:14,329 --> 00:18:15,330
■LET ME TELL YOU
624
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,207
WHY I DO THIS■
625
00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:18,208
WHOA!
626
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,251
OH...
627
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:21,586
HELP ME.
628
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:23,796
PLEASE, NO!
629
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:25,256
WHEN A GENIE DIES, HE GOES TO
630
00:18:25,673 --> 00:18:26,633
HELL, MAN.
631
00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:37,727
[■■]
632
00:18:38,269 --> 00:18:40,271
■GENIE, GUN GENIE■
633
00:18:40,855 --> 00:18:41,397
■COMES OUT OF A GUN
634
00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:43,233
TO HAVE SOME GOOD TIMES■
635
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:45,735
■GENIE, GUN GENIE■
636
00:18:46,444 --> 00:18:46,903
■DIES AND GOES TO HELL WITH
637
00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:48,404
THE REST OF HIS GENIE FRIENDS■
638
00:18:49,155 --> 00:18:51,241
■HELL IS A PLACE FOR GENIES■
639
00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:53,243
■HELL IS A PLACE FOR GENIES
640
00:18:53,826 --> 00:18:54,744
TO HANG OUT, YEAH!■
641
00:18:55,495 --> 00:18:56,496
>>GUN GENIE, THIS 5 MINUTES AGO
642
00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:20,436
[■■]
643
00:19:21,062 --> 00:19:22,272
>>HERE FOR THE BEAR ROOM?
644
00:19:23,064 --> 00:19:24,482
HERE TO APPLY FOR THE BEAR ROOM.
645
00:19:25,108 --> 00:19:25,608
>>UH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
646
00:19:26,317 --> 00:19:27,277
ACTUALLY-- UH, THERE ARE REAL
647
00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:29,320
BEARS IN THERE.
648
00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:30,780
>>YEAH, AS YOU SEE ON
649
00:19:31,447 --> 00:19:32,740
MY RESUME, CERTIFIED BEAR.
650
00:19:33,491 --> 00:19:33,866
>>IT'S QUITE CLEAR THAT YOU'RE
651
00:19:34,409 --> 00:19:35,285
NOT AN ACTUAL BEAR.
652
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:36,953
I MEAN I CAN-- I CAN SEE YOUR
653
00:19:37,662 --> 00:19:38,663
HANDS UNDERNEATH THOSE CLAWS,
654
00:19:39,038 --> 00:19:39,580
THERE.
655
00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:40,790
THAT'S-- THIS IS A FAIRLY
656
00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:47,297
>>IT'S A REAL TOUGH JOB MARKET,
657
00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:47,839
SO...
658
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:49,549
>>YOU KNOW WHAT?
659
00:19:50,049 --> 00:19:50,508
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
660
00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:51,551
YOU'RE-YOU'RE HIRED.
661
00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:57,640
>>HEY JEFF, GOOD TO BE WORKIN'
662
00:19:58,057 --> 00:19:58,474
WITH YA.
663
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:05,898
[■■]
664
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:07,317
>>LET'S QUICKLY DO-- WE'RE
665
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:08,359
GOING TO HAVE YOU WRAP UP THE
666
00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:09,485
SHOW, OKAY?
667
00:20:10,236 --> 00:20:10,945
SORRY, WE'RE JUST REALLY PRESSED
668
00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:11,571
FOR TIME.
669
00:20:12,155 --> 00:20:12,322
>>NO PROBLEM, MAN.
670
00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:13,323
>>WHAT?
671
00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:13,990
>>WE GOTTA GO.
672
00:20:14,532 --> 00:20:14,741
>>YEAH, I JUST GOT TO DO-- WE
673
00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:15,742
JUST GOT TO DO ONE MORE, WE'RE
674
00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:16,784
JUST LIKE, 5-- JUST GIVE ME 5
675
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:17,327
MINUTES.
676
00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:18,328
>>NO, WE'VE GOT TO MOVE ON.
677
00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:19,329
>>BIFF, CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME 2
678
00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:20,330
MINUTES, PLEASE?
679
00:20:20,913 --> 00:20:21,331
>>NO! NO!
680
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:22,165
>>JORDAN, JUST STAND THERE.
681
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:23,041
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, JUST STAND
682
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:23,458
THERE.
683
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:24,334
JUST STAND THERE.
684
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:25,335
JUST STAND THERE, OKAY JORDAN,
685
00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:26,627
YOU'RE DOING GREAT. OKAY?
686
00:20:27,378 --> 00:20:29,339
JUST A SECOND, FOR FUCK SAKES!
687
00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:30,381
>>SHUT UP!
688
00:20:30,757 --> 00:20:31,591
SHUT UP!
689
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:32,342
SORRY MAN, SORRY.
690
00:20:33,092 --> 00:20:33,343
SORRY-SORRY-SORRY.
691
00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:35,303
JORDAN.
692
00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:37,305
JUST-- JUST STAND OVER HERE.
693
00:20:37,972 --> 00:20:38,348
>>I'M GOING TO EXPLODE.
694
00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:39,432
>>NO, BIFF, JUST GIVE US A
695
00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:39,932
SECOND.
696
00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:40,892
IF YOU WOULD ACTUALLY SHUT UP
697
00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:41,809
FOR A SECOND, WE COULD WE
698
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,353
COULD-- HE COULD SAY A LINE!
699
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:44,354
IF YOU COULD JUST LIKE-- JUST
700
00:20:45,063 --> 00:20:45,104
ACTUALLY DO IT.
701
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:46,314
PLEASE STAND-- I DON'T MEAN TO
702
00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:47,106
YELL AT-- I'M NOT YELLING AT
703
00:20:47,648 --> 00:20:47,815
YOU, MAN, YOU'RE DOING
704
00:20:48,232 --> 00:20:48,358
FANTASTIC.
705
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:49,192
>>DID SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN
706
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:49,776
APPLE?
707
00:20:50,234 --> 00:20:50,526
>>HOLY FUCK!
708
00:20:51,277 --> 00:20:51,486
>>DID SOMEBODY JUST GIVE HIM AN
709
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:52,362
APPLE?
710
00:20:53,237 --> 00:20:53,363
>>YEAH, JUST OKAY. IT'S GOOD?
711
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:54,364
JUST LOOK RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA
712
00:20:55,281 --> 00:20:55,490
AND DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY.
713
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:56,532
JUST DON'T LISTEN TO BIFF, JUST
714
00:20:57,283 --> 00:20:57,492
LOOK RIGHT AT THE CAMERA, OKAY?
715
00:20:58,201 --> 00:20:58,368
I WANT YOU TO JUST HOLD THIS
716
00:20:59,035 --> 00:20:59,369
TIGER PLEASE?
717
00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:00,036
JUST HOLD THE TIGER.
718
00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:01,371
JUST HOLD THE FUCKIN' TIGER AND
719
00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:02,080
JUST...
720
00:21:02,372 --> 00:21:02,705
FUCK!
721
00:21:03,081 --> 00:21:03,414
>>LET GO!
722
00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:04,082
>>GUYS, SHUT UP!
723
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:04,999
EVERYBODY, JUST GET THE FUCK.
724
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:05,958
BILL, JUST GET OUT OF THE SPACE.
725
00:21:06,376 --> 00:21:12,382
(SCREAMING)
726
00:21:13,216 --> 00:21:13,383
>>DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, DON'T
727
00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:14,384
LISTEN TO HIM.
728
00:21:15,635 --> 00:21:15,802
WE HAVE ONE MINUTE ON THE CARD.
729
00:21:16,469 --> 00:21:16,552
SAY THE LINE. GO FOR IT.
730
00:21:16,928 --> 00:21:17,387
ACTION.
731
00:21:18,179 --> 00:22:10,355
>>THIS WAS AN AWESOME SHOW
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