All language subtitles for Maverick S05E05 - A Technical Error ENGLISH

The meetin'
is now called to order.

I nominate myself
as chairman of the board.

But there is just one
thing that could stop us.

We're listenin'.

If anyone finds out that you've
anything to do with the bank...

I'll kill the first dirty guy
that opens his big yap.

Let's put it to a vote.

Ah, you're voting
to rob your own bank?

Maverick.

Starring, Jack Kelly
and James Garner.

A Warner Bros.
Television production.

As my Pappy
used to say about money

it's always there,
only the pockets change.

Well, so it was with Major Sims.

His money was going so fast

he didn't even have time
to say goodbye to 'em.

You ever seen my bank,
Mr. Maverick?

Yes, sir.

It's a good side bank.
Ask anyone in town.

What are you driving at?

If I pretend I'd always wonder
if my luck would've changed.

Knowing when to quit is an
important part of the game.

What do gamblers do when
they hit a losing streak?

Some cut their throats,
if that doesn't work

they ask for new deck
and a change of scene.

What kind of a gambler are you?

I would say a very rich one.

Would you stake all that
on one draw of the card?

Major Sims, I'm holding about
$10,000 worth of your IOU's.

Plus 5000 in cash.

'What do you
intend to put up?'

The capital stock in my bank.

You're in over your head now,
major. Quit while you can.

I'm comin'. Talk the major out
of this foolishness, will you?

Stop hittin' that bell.
I said I was coming, didn't I?

Alright, sir.
What can I do for you?

Dr. Holliday,
what can I do for you, doctor?

Room with a private
bath, please.

You want a private bath,
remember to lock the door.

One thing to be said about bad
jokes, they drive me to drink.

Would you have my bags sent
up to my room

and point me in the general
direction of the bar, please?

Thank you!

If you don't mind, gentlemen,
we'd like a little privacy.

Mr. Maverick.

Maverick gets a turn,
major's luck changes.

- 'You got a bet.'
- 'Anyone else?'

- 'Try the old Maverick.'
- 'Come out.'

Gentlemen!

No gambling in the streets.

You know the law, George.

You gonna gamble,
go inside somewhere.

- Gee, sheriff...
- Get off the street.

Oh, George, use my
office if you like.

How much is your
stock worth, sir?

20,000.

You sure you wanna
put that much up on one hand?

You're holding
half of it, and I owe you

so I have to sell it
to pay you off anyway.

What do you say?

One hand, win or lose.

I'll break even,
or you want to back.

Umm..

Your pleasure, sir.

Thank you.

Pappy always said
I'd wind up owning a bank

or was it robbing a bank?

Wish I could remember,
because pappy's predictions

had an embarrassing
way of coming true.

How many,
Mr. Maverick?

Two, please.

Well, Mr. Sims..

'I'll take one.'

Seems you won yourself a bank.

The combination to the safe.

This is Mr. Kraft,
your teller.

How do you do?

He got more about
banking than I'll ever know.

You don't have to
flatter me anymore, major.

I'll be after Mr. Maverick
for my raise now.

Oh-ho, Mr. Kraft.

Miss Hennesey, your bookkeeper
and escrow officer.

Miss Hennesey.

I feel so terrible about
you losing the bank, major.

Oh!

'I'm sorry, sir.'

But I do feel terrible.

It's perfectly alright, I hope
you show as much loyalty to me.

And this is little
Penelope Baxter.

Who manages to
be generally useful.

Ah, it's good to know.

Well, if there's anything
I can do to help you

get settled here, you just
have your wife call on me.

Well, I will as soon
as I find a wife.

In the meantime, is there
anything else you'd wanna know?

Hmm, if there is
something I'd like to know

it might be more fun
to find out for myself.

Well, I-I don't like speeches

but, uh, certain
situations call for them.

- Here, here.
- Yeah, yeah.

Well, ladies and Mr. Kraft,
of course with your help

I hope to run the bank on
the square in such a manner

that'll do credit to Major Sims
and also to our community.

You can count on us, sir.

Thank you very much.

I guess that's all for now.

Did you get anymore
answers to your ad?

What are we advertising for?
Some more help?

Oh, no, it's, uh, personal.

No need to be so shy, dear.

Nothing's wrong in advertising
in a matrimonial journal.

Is there, Mr. Maverick?

Oh, no. But of course,
with so much to sell

there's very little
need for advertising.

You ever seen
the men in this town?

Ah, thank you, ladies.

That wasn't so bad, was it?

Oh, no. No.

Just remember little dignity
covers a lot of ignorance

in the banking business.

- You'll be alright.
- Oh, thank you, major.

Incidentally, I've yet
to meet a gentlemen

who can lose as
graciously as you have.

- That's very nice of you.
- Permit me to buy you a drink.

Let me get a shave first.

I'll meet you at the hotel by..

In about an hour.

- Thank you.
- Fine.

There comes a time
in every man's life

when he must decide to grow up.

To use his head.
Do you understand me?

Sure, honey.

So, he starts thinking
and thinking

and what happens, nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

He thinks all the joys of life
right out of his existence.

Do you follow me?

I know just
what you mean, honey.

Then remember this, the mind can
think all sorts of things..

But it can't think,
not to think.

It's the trap of maturity.

'Holly.'

Do me a favor.
Excuse me.

The boss is over at the store,
tell him I need a keg of rye.

- Do you mind, doc?
- No, not at all.

Sure!

Don't go away, honey.

- Major Sims come in yet?
- Not yet.

- Whisky?
- No, thanks.

Oh, it can't be doc.

- Doc Holliday, how are you?
- Bart Maverick, how are you?

Stop yelling in my ears.

- Say, what you doing here?
- What you doing?

I'm just passing through, doc.

Stick around,
I'm getting married.

Hey, that's good..

What did... did you say
getting married legally?

Yes, legally, license,
ministered, church, bridesmaids

rice and shoes,
did I leave anything?

Yeah, just the one
thing that I thought

would always take to get you
to the altar, shotgun.

I think it's funny.

Doc, why don't you make the
lady happy and stay single.

Have you ever heard
the wedding march part?

Oh, many times, but
always from a safe distance.

Well, I think it's beautiful.

Especially when it's accompanied
by the tinkling of a cash box.

I thought you were serious.

I am serious about
getting married.

"Gentle lady with career
in bank, desirous to meet

"modern professional man.

Box 167 junction corners."

- You planning a bank career?
- Yes.

- In-in this town?
- Hmm.

Oh, no, doc, no, no.

Oh, yes, Bart.

I don't believe
in the old fashioned adage

that a women's
place is in the home.

My future wife
will be surrounded

by nice, clean,
newly minted money.

I know what happened
is really is.

Would you be my best man?

Stand around and watch
you sell yourself.

- Oh.
- Think of it as I do.

Think of it as a dowry,
instead of an outright sale.

You know marrying into a bank
is like acquiring annuity?

Doc, how do you expect to
get your fingers on the money?

Well, I'll juggle the books
or the young lady

whichever is the easiest.

So, Doc Holliday is gonna
marry for money, huh?

Don't know why do you make it
sound so crass, Bart.

Be my best man,
and not my conscience.

Can't help, doc.

Have you seen your
bride to be, yet?

No, but she writes
a very nice letter.

I'll tell you
what I'll do for you.

I will be your best man and
I'll point out the lady to you.

I don't like
the way you say that.

Come on, doc.

Doc, take a look
at your bride to be.

I wonder where I can get a quick
bottle before the next stage.

Cheer up, doc.

At least, you know there's a
limit to what you do for money?

'Mr. Maverick.'

Some of us don't live right.

Excuse me, doc,
this is business.

Stay right where you are, sir.

I've only time for
just one drink.

Major Sims,
this is Doctor Holliday.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

To you, Mr. Maverick.

'I hope the bank you
won, brings health, wealth and happiness.'

He won a bank?
How?

Playing poker with me.

How many banks
do you have in this town?

Just one.

Just one.

'Goodbye, gentlemen.'

Goodbye, sir!

Even if she were Venus de Milo,
I wouldn't marry her now.

How could I steal from
an old friend and partner.

I know you cut yourself
right out of that

I don't want any part
of your get rich scheme.

Do you have a private
office in your bank.

I naturally do.

Suppose we go and talk it over.

Or are you afraid
to show it to me?

Of course I'm not afraid.

- I'm scared to death.
- Yeah.

Don't you realize
what you have here?

Don't you realize what
owning a bank can mean?

Means living a clean,
decent life.

Being respected.

And having honest people
look up to me.

And besides, I like the hours.

Well, you can't do business
with an honest person.

You'll never get anywhere until
you get rid of that

fatal, stultifying,
paint of honesty.

Come of it.
Why can't I be respectable?

There is nothing worse
than a reformed bum.

- But I...
- Alright, alright.

Don't you realize how many
legal ways there are

to manipulate a bank?

Raising mortgage rates,
printing a few extra bonds

against the building
of new banks.

- Banks that never get built.
- Stop reading my mind.

- Who is it?
- 'Miss Baxter.'

Oh, excuse me, Mr. Maverick,
I thought you were alone.

- No, we...
- I'll be leaving now.

- 'Good.'
- 'You have any letters?'

- 'No, nothing.'
- 'Anything?'

'No, nothing at all.'

You run along and I'll see you.

Just a minute.

- Miss Baxter.
- Oh, yes.

- Box 167?
- Yes.

You low, conniving Judas,
it would take an earthquake

to make me leave now.

Miss Baxter,
I'm Doctor Holliday.

- Doctor Holliday.
- Yes.

- Oh, the Doctor Holliday?
- Yes.

Oh, oh, no!

Oh, yes.

The answer to your advertisement
and your wildest dreams.

Oh, I should explain
that advertisement.

You see, it was, it was
Miss Hennesey's idea.

Miss Hennessey?

Yes, and it..

Oh, she just decided that I
was old enough to get married.

And she's so right.

Oh, you see,
Miss Hennesey, well..

Well she's, oh, God.

Oh, she's always doing
nice things for people.

Oh, I love her already.

- Oh, she's so sweet.
- Oh, yes.

Besides, well, she didn't
want me to marry George.

- George?
- Miss Baxter.

Dr. Holliday
is a friend.

And where women are concerned
he's amoral, dishonest

unprincipled and conniving,
and as long as you work for me

my responsibility
is towards you.

Well. But I thank you very much
for warning me, Mr. Maverick.

Perfectly alright.

- Monday.
- Yes.

Thank you, Mr. Maverick, for
that wonderful recommendation.

All I've to do is sit back and
wait for her to reform me.

A drink, sir.

Hey, Mr. Maverick..

Who's George?

George, I've known
a lot of professional gamblers

and they all confuse you,
every single one of 'em.

We watched him and he didn't do
anything wrong with them cards.

I think the sheriff ought
to run him out of town.

'Major, you
think you were cheated?'

Well, I wouldn't
say exactly that.

But you got a feeling
he was cheating?

Well, the law doesn't deal
in feelings, it deals in facts.

'Unfortunately,
we have to add them up.'

Did you hear that?
We gotta add him up.

What's your poison, sir?

No need going into that.

- How do you do, sir?
- How do you do, sir?

Do you have any champagne?

- 'I'll look.'
- Thank you.

'It's safe to
leave my money in the bank?

'I'm sure Mr. Maverick
plans to run an honest bank.'

- Yeah, he might plan to, but...
- Well?

No one can steal
what isn't there.

Goodnight, gentlemen.

Goodnight, sir.

What did the major mean by that?

If we take our money out of the
bank, there's nothing to steal.

Oh..

Do as you please, all of you

but I'm not putting my money
in any bank run by a gambler.

You know something for sure?

You have faith
in the major, haven't you?

Tell him what you heard.

Well, last night I heard the
major called Maverick a crook.

A crook?

Well, I'm not gonna leave
my money on that bank.

Seems, there's gonna
be a run on the bank.

I wonder if our saintly friend
knows that his halo

is about to become a news.

What about church,
you promised you'd go with me.

I'll meet you later.

I'm going to love saying,
"I told you so."

I told you so.

I told you so.

You can't do business
with an honest man.

You are a big help.

- When did you figure the loss?
- Morning.

There's $20,000 missing.

- Why did I send the champagne?
- I haven't any idea...

I waited around for you
I expected you come by

and ask why I was gracious.

I could've told that Sims was
planning on running the bank.

You're gonna come with me now

'cause I need a witness to swear
that a murder was accidental.

Of course the 20,000 is missing.

It has been for weeks.

Why do you suppose I was
so anxious to lose the bank.

Who took the money?

I haven't the foggiest.

He had..

Major, you seem to be
awfully calm about this, sir.

Only because
it's no longer my problem.

You have to face the
bank examiners, not me.

- It has to be an inside job.
- Not necessarily.

I don't believe my employees,
ex-employees would be capable

of stealing that much,
a little money, yes.

That amount, no.

What did they say
when you questioned them?

I didn't question them.

Why not?

'Cause Sims hadn't the idea how
long the money had been missing.

He didn't want
to expose his own ignorance

before he could
expose the crooks.

Thank you!

Well, that's just fine.

There's a run on the bank, and I
don't have cash to cover it.

They're gonna think I stole it.

I could go to jail.

Not if you run for it.

If I run for it?

Major, what do you
think would happen

if I went to the sheriff
and told him.

Professional gambler tricked
into winning a bank.

Truth is ridiculous.

Wasn't easy to lose,
I kept getting perfect hands.

Be smart, Mr. Maverick.

'Take the five thousand
you won in cash'

'and get away before
you're lynched.'

What happens to
my stock in the bank?

Just read the small print
on the stock certificates.

I referred the paragraph
on double liability

which makes the stock holder
responsible for double

any losses sustained
by the depositor.

And by some strange woman fate.

Major Sims shall lead
the depositors fight to enforce

that nasty little paragraph.

- Sir, you're positively clever.
- Thank you.

I'm sorry, Mr. Maverick,
believe me there's nothing

'personal in this.'

Basically, I'm an honest man.
If I can find another way out

'I wouldn't
do this to you.'

'I like you.'

Oh, thanks a lot.

I just can't buy it.
It had to be an inside job.

Inside, outside,
what's the difference?

Where's the money?

Ah, the major was right.

I better get out while
the getting's good.

The getting's not good.
Psst.

I'm hoping for suggestions.

- Do they have to be honest?
- Well...

I can get you outta this mess
if I use the facilities

of this bank as
they should be used.

It'll be legal.

Not honest, but legal.

Where you gonna get your hands
on cash?

It would be a straight
business proposition.

Oh, I'll need some collateral.

Where are those thousand shares
of stock the major gave you?

Doc, I've just got about enough
money to last until Monday noon.

It's if I counted out
real slow, I..

Doc, don't fail me.

Would I fail a partner?

- Miss Hennesey.
- Oh!

- It's only you.
- Who did you expect?

No one in particular, I assumed
it would be you as anyone else.

I didn't know you had a key.

Oh, we all do.

- But today's Sunday, ma'am.
- I know.

I went to church.

Well, what are you doing
in the bank on Sunday?

Are you having trouble
with your eyes?

There's talk around town
that people don't trust you.

They'll close out their accounts
first thing in the morning.

I suppose you came in to see
that there's enough cash.

That's what you suppose?

Well, it seems
logical to think that.

What would you say if I tell
that we're $20,000 short

and Major Sims doesn't know
where the money is.

Well, if it's my $20,000

I'd say he didn't know
where to look.

Your twenty..

What did you say?

You ought to have a physical
check up, Mr. Maverick.

First you can't
see what I'm doing.

Now, you can't hear me.

Miss Hennesey, is the
money still in the bank?

Well, why can't I find it?

Did you know you could
worry yourself into bad health.

I don't want to be ungracious,
but would you mind

telling me about
the missing money?

That's exactly what I'm doing.

I used to worry myself
sick about the nice people

who did business with our bank.

We held the mortgages
on their farm, their equipment...

Please get to the point.

They worked hard, and
then for no fault of their own

bad weather would wipe them out.

And we'd have to foreclose
on them. It was terrible.

Stop watering the plants,
and tell me where's the money.

Oh, I simply took some
money from an account over here

and put it
into an account over here.

So, we wouldn't have
to foreclose, that's all.

That's all?

Oh, I kept a list of who
I credited with the money.

But you took out
the depositor's money.

Only temporarily.

Besides they put it in here
in the first place, didn't they?

Yes, but you can't use that
money to pay other's debts.

But I did.

I have the list at home, I'll
show you how well it worked.

Miss Hennesey, look,
if you take money from here

to pay it over here,
will you use money

that wasn't yours, it really
came from way over here.

Oh, Miss Hennesey,
you actually robbed the bank.

Oh! Oh, that's ridiculous.

What I did never
affected business.

Now, that's the most..

What? It's affecting
it right now.

I'm short $20,000.

But I never took any money.

It was all done on paper.

I never touched a penny,
even the people who's accounts

I credited,
never touched a penny.

So, how can you
say I stole anything?

Must I explain it to you again?

Oh, no, no, no,
Miss Hennesey, thank you.

I-I realize you didn't mean
to do anything wrong

but please do me
one very big favor

don't breathe a word of this
to a single soul.

You run along home
and take a nice nap

and when you wake up
everything will be fine.

But I haven't watered the
plants in the conference room.

I'll do that for you.

- Bye, bye.
- Goodbye.

Take a nice nap.

Where are you going?

Good evening, sheriff.

I'm just on my way
to get dinner.

You're going right back
in that bank.

Sheriff rather keep you alive,
so folks can get

their money out of your bank.

But of course, that's up to you.

The bank don't officially
open until 8:00.

Take time yet.

Excuse me!
Excuse me!

Good morning!

Where you think you goin'?
Get back in line.

Let her through,
let this lady through.

Thank you.
Oh, good mornin'.

Oh, thank you so much, sheriff.

Oh!

- Good morning, Mr. Maverick.
- Good morning.

Dr. Holliday is not in town
and no one's seen him.

He's supposed to be here with..

Alright, you go on to work.

'Mr. Maverick, you don't
open this bank in thirty seconds'

'I'll shoot it open.'

Yes, well..

You see, I only have room for
two or three people at a time.

That's alright.

'The first three are ready.'

Uh..

Well, uh... alright.

- Thank you.
- Use the back door when you go.

Count that money carefully,
we don't want any mistakes.

Yes, yes, yes, thank you.

- Mr. Maverick.
- Hmm?

We're running out of cash.

Oh.

Sheriff.

Could we close for an hour
and have lunch?

I'll have
some sandwiches sent in.

You heard what the man said?

I know, sandwiches.

Get in line, wait your turn.

I'm here to put money in,
not take it out.

Let him through here.
Let this man through.

Who started the rumor
that this bank was in trouble?

Can anyone tell me that?

The stuff that dreams
are made of.

- Doc, you did it. Thanks.
- See how dependable I can be?

Let me through, please. I'll
talk to Mr. Maverick myself.

- Dr. Holliday.
- Pleasure.

Nice of you to bring in
the extra cash for Maverick.

- Oh, that's nothing, sir.
- What do you have in mind?

Now, all I want to do is suggest

that you protect
your investments.

Do go on, major.

I'll stop them from making
any further withdrawals.

- In exchange for what?
- A three way split.

- I'm not greedy.
- If you can't beat us, join us?

- Yes.
- No, thank you.

Now, just a minute.

- We are partners, remember?
- Yeah.

This is the kind of crook
I'd like to deal with.

- You're in, major.
- Thank you.

- Would you mind?
- But..

My hat.

Everyone, listen to me.

All of you know me
as a man of my word.

I give you that word, I pledge
that your money is safe.

'Now, go home,
forget this foolishness.'

'I am once more associated
with the bank on the square.'

Isn't that guarantee enough
for you?

- Mr. Kraft, lock the door.
- Yes, sir.

Take a breather, folks.

Now.

How much money did we pay out?

About $18,000,
give or take a few dollars.

Eighteen thousand.

Well, we'll get
that back in a month.

As a partner of this concern,
I'd like to call a meeting.

But can't it wait
till after lunch.

'No.'

Gentlemen.

- Doc, I'd like to, uh...
- You'd like to what?

I thought,
perhaps this evening...

Yes, this evening for sure.

Oh.

- Bye-bye.
- Thank you, bye-bye.

I suggest you gentlemen
sit down for this.

Uh, here we are.

Now, you gave away $18,000.
Is that correct?

Correct.

So, obviously we're in business
on the money that I brought in.

C'mon, doc.

The money that I brought in
has to be repaid Friday.

Plus $5,000 interest.

- Five thousand dollars?
- How much money did you bring?

Twenty thousand.

Paying away 25 percent interest?

That's illegal.

If it's not repaid in time,
that's suicide.

Where did you get
the money, doc?

Now, uh, what type of man
would you say carries

that much cash around with him
with no place to put it?

- Haven't the vaguest.
- Forget it, Mr. Sims.

Answer my question.

Well, I used your stock,
uh, to persuade Blackjack Carney

'and his kid brother,
the Durango Kid'

and Denver Slade to partake
in a semi-legitimate investment.

Good day, gentlemen.

You declared yourself in,
major, and you're in.

Or I shall persuade Durango Kid

'to say that you planned every
bad job he has never done.'

- Me?
- Yes.

Blackjack Carney,
Durango Kid and Denver Slade

the three worst thieving murders
and they're also my partners?

Don't forget Blackjack's kid
brother, Sonny, he's in too.

Little Sonny.

But how could you do it, doc?

- To save your hide, chum.
- From what? A rope?

Gentlemen, I suggest
we stop bickering

and start planning how we're
going to raise $5,000 by Friday.

I brought you all
something to eat.

Thank you.

I stopped by the post office
and what do you think came in?

'Five deposit slips.'

'But all five total
less than a $100.'

To get over a problem,
forget about it for a while.

The least you can do is tell me
how you like my new hat.

I like it.

Do you?

- Oh, yeah, it's very nice.
- Very nice.

Nice hat.

I got it all the way from Kansas
City and it didn't even cost me.

'I got it free with coupons
and it comes with soap.'

'I've got two rhinestone buckles
ordered, and you know what?

Only a 1000 coupons
and I've already got six.

Miss Baxter.

I love you. I love you.

- You do?
- 'In a platonic manner only.'

Uh, gentlemen,
Major Sims, doc, stop thinking.

Penelope has solved
our problem for us.

We're going to have
another run on the bank.

'This time, people are gonna put
the money in, not take it out.'

'Listen to this.'

My idea was a natural
based on simple larceny.

It gave the illusion
that everyone could win

and no one could lose.

If you say. "But any smart man
knows he can't get something

for nothing", my answer is

"How many smart men
do you meet in your life?"

Have you got any merchandise
of any description

that you can't get rid off?

Don't care how old it is,
or what condition it's in.

I'll give you five cents
and a dollar.

'Now, I don't want these.'

What're you doing?

- Jewelling these horse shoe.
- What for?

- It'll be a good luck piece.
- Excellent!

- Captain!
- Wait a minute.

Camel saddle over here, please.

- You're loaded today.
- Ha ha ha.

Here.

Now, that's very, very nice.

Remember, if you find something
that's broken beyond repair

jewel it and we'll make it
a book end or a doorstop.

If you find something that works
and looks awful

we'll just start a rumor around
that it is fashionable.

Gather around, folks.

It was like shooting
big fish in a small barrel.

Overnight, gold brick trading
stamps became a mania.

It was like gold fever.

People couldn't wait to bring
us their hard earned money

so they could get stamps
and trade them in for premiums

a junk man wouldn't touch.

Hey, sheriff, they, they,
stopped me, took my rifle

and the money in the house, they
ran off with my horse.

Oh, never mind that.

They took three books
of my gold brick stamps.

Three books. Well, don't
just stand there. Go find them.

Uh, yes, ma'am.

Raccoon hats became
the thing to wear

when the well dressed man
went bicycling.

Women went wild over
the whale oil we bottled

and called
Hennesey's complexion elixir.

Why not? We could prove
no whale ever had dry skin.

Wigs and ancient music boxes
brought the Minuet

back with a bang.

Camel saddles were in,
ordinary saddles were out.

Even though every horse
in junction corners

was bending in the chips.

I thought the women would go
for it but not the men.

Look what I got
for only $3,000 worth of stamps.

Isn't it a beauty?

Lucky.

Who said women had the corner
on the world's stupidity?

'Isn't it magnificent?'

Have you ever seen
such workmanship?

- Major.
- Major, how are you today?

Collector's item.

I'm very happy. Very.

He fell for it himself.

- 'Five hundred.'
- 'Fifteen hundred.'

Fifteen hundred.

Thanks to gold brick stamps

by Friday night
we had enough money

not only to balance the books,
but to repay Blackjack Carney

and his playmates with interest.

We were back in business
again... or were we?

Uh, this is, uh,
Blackjack Carney.

- Mr. Carney.
- The Durango Kid.

- Mr. Kid.
- Denver Slade, Bart Maverick.

Major Holbrook Sims.

Uh, this is my kid brother,
Little Sonny.

Little Sonny, pleasure.

Ma wanted one of us to get
educated so he got stuck with it

'being the youngest.'

Sonny, what was the name
of that place you went to?

- Yale.
- Yeah, that's it.

Uh, now, they know
how to pull a stick-up.

Cost me all kinds of extras.
That college robbed me blind.

Yes, sir, I'm certain.

Gentlemen, here is your money,
down to the last penny

and right on time.

- Keep it, Mr. Maverick.
- What?

'My brother
and his colleagues have decided'

to diversify their interests
and buy into the bank.

That's not in the deal,
gentlemen.

Perhaps not.

But we're voting ourselves in
on the board of directors.

Well, I'm afraid
you can't do that.

We own a thousand shares
of the voting stock, don't we?

Doc.

I had to give 'em
some collateral.

Uh, gentlemen..

We are gonna run everything
accordin' to this book here.

Uh, meetin'
is now called to order.

I nominate myself
as chairman of the board.

Oh, well,
you can't do that, you see, we...

All those in favor of me
being chairman, say aye.

Aye.

- Opposed.
- Nay.

- Nay.
- Nay.

The ayes have it.

Now, thanks for the confidence,
gentlemen. Sit down.

So is it clear
what I'm proposin'?

This is gonna be
a long range policy.

Uh, we're gonna spread out.

Make all the money we can
outta them gold brick stamps

'and funnel it
right into this here bank.'

And then, uh, we're gonna follow
what it says in this here book.

'We'll declare ourselves
a little dividend, huh?'

There are laws pertaining
to the amount of money

'available for cash dividend
during any given period.'

We'll take off
with all the money.

You've missed
the point entirely.

That will make us as crooked
as you are, you know.

I'm against the proposal, but I
don't know what to do about it.

Mr. Maverick,
you haven't said a word.

No. I, uh, I've been thinking.

Let's put it to a vote.

Uh, you're voting
to rob your own bank.

I've had enough respectability
to last me a lifetime, doc.

Gentlemen, we have about $40,000
in the safe now.

In two weeks,
we could double it.

'And in a month we could,
if this craze holds out'

'triple it.'

But there is just one thing
that could just stop us.

We're listening.

If, uh, if anyone finds out
that you have anything

to do with the managing
of the bank

I'm afraid that I couldn't
stop another run on it.

I'll kill the first dirty?
That opens his big yap.

Uh... then you promise
to stay in the background

and, and let me run the bank?

Would you wanna vote on it?

They vote yes.

Well... in that case, I'll, uh..

I'll call a small temporary
dividend of..

Oh, let's say $10,000.

'Just enough to cover
a small celebration party.'

$10,000 is a rather large
dividend for a party

'isn't it, Mr. Maverick.'

I'm just tryin' to show
my good faith.

Uh, the meeting is so adjourned.

Ahem.

Uh, it's finished. It's over.

Uh, gimme that bag.

You know, bankin' is a thirsty
business. Come on, let's go.

Thanks, doc.

- Mr. Maverick...
- No questions, Mr. Sims.

Go out, get some dynamite
and bring it back here.

Dynamite. Jolly good.

Very cunning.

How're you at tapping
a safe, doc?

About that much
better than you are.

- Be my guest.
- Thank you.

Sheriff... She..

Oh, sheriff,
they rode out the back way

they were carryin'
a big black bag full of money.

- Which way did they go?
- Zuma Canyon, I think.

Come on, men, saddle up
and follow me.

Somebody just robbed the bank,
the posse's out lookin' for 'em.

Well, let's go after them.

It's our bank.

I don't know what they taught
you in Yale, but if we go

near the posse, they'll shoot us
dead before we open our mouth.

But it's our bank.

Shhh.

We've gotta hold up somewhere
before they double back

'and search the town.'

Try Zuma Canyon.
They went the other way.

Come on.

An honest crook can't make
a decent livin' no more

That's progress for ya.

Excuse me.

They must've been
too drunk to fight.

Oh, here's your money,
Mr. Maverick.

- Oh, thanks, sheriff.
- They sure gave up easy.

Like they came out to meet us.

Is that a fact.

There you go, sheriff, take
good care of the posse, will ya?

Oh, thanks, I will.
Don't worry about those crooks.

They'll get 20 years at least.

They transported money
across a state line.

That's a federal offence.

Hmm. Thank you, sheriff.

Get this place cleaned up

if you expect to open
your bank on time, Mr. Sims.

We don't look too closely
at the origin of this money

that Doc brought in here.
Looks sort of balanced now.

Incidentally, the banking
and respectable life

have become a little too
exhausting for doc and me.

If you'd be interested
in buying back the IOU's

for exactly what you owe me,
the bank is all yours.

- That's it, $10,000?
- Ten thousand, sir.

Uh, incidentally, major

you, uh, better keep
Miss Hennesey

out of the mortgage department.

Mr. Kraft
replaces her this morning.

- Good.
- Sure.

Just think, darling

next Monday, and I'm going
to be in Dodge City with you.

And I'll have
a little present for you.

Oh, marvelous.

- Goodbye.
- Bye-bye.

- Mr. Maverick.
- Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Back to work.

I understand, the major
is going to let you take care

of the mortgages from now on.

Well, that's right.

I hope there's no hard feelings
about that.

Oh, no.

But there are lot of people
who're going to need our help.

I know, Miss Hennesey, I know.

♪ Who is the tall dark
stranger there ♪

♪ Maverick is the name ♪

♪ Ridin' the trail
to who knows where ♪

♪ Luck is his companion ♪

♪ Gamblin' is his game ♪

♪ Smooth as a handle
on a gun ♪

♪ Maverick is the name ♪

♪ Wild as the wind in Oregon ♪

♪ Blowin' up a canyon ♪

♪ Easier to tame ♪

♪ Riverboat, ring your bell ♪

♪ Fare thee well, Annabel ♪

♪ Luck is the lady
that he loves the best ♪

♪ Natchez to New Orleans ♪

♪ Livin' on jacks and queens ♪

♪ Maverick is a legend
of the West ♪

♪ Riverboat, ring your bell ♪

♪ Fare thee well, Annabel ♪

♪ Luck is the lady
that he loves the best ♪

♪ Natchez to New Orleans ♪

♪ Livin' on jacks and queens ♪

♪ Maverick is a legend
of the West ♪

♪ Maverick is a legend
of the West ♪♪