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It's gonna be sunny
and 75 this week,
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-so if you were dreaming of a white Christmas...
-Jim, hurry.
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Amanda's doing the weather.
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She does that every weekend.
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Well, the Cowboys
play every weekend.
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You manage to watch them.
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Well, when Mandy has a chance
at the Super Bowl, I'll tune in.
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Hey, I'm trying
to listen to my wife.
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Sometimes she quizzes me.
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Thanks, y'all,
for watching and writing.
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Keep those letters coming,
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except for you,
Bruce from Texarkana.
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You will never see my feet,
Bruce. Stop asking.
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So, Merry Christmas,
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and from the bottom of my heart,
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I am happy to fill in
around here if anyone gets sick
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or, God forbid,
has a death in the family.
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Smooth.
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Speaking of Christmas,
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have you talked to your mother?
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I'm just trying
to figure out our plans
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and how to make things perfect,
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but whatever you want's
fine by me.
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And the smooth keeps coming.
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Of course, your mom got CeeCee
on Christmas last year,
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so it seems like it's our turn,
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but I don't want to be
difficult. That's her job.
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I'll talk to her.
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No rush, I just
need to let Santa know
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if he should be making
an appearance here.
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Well, uh, the Cowboys
are playing on Christmas,
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so Santa's busy.
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If CeeCee's gonna be here,
Santa's gonna be here.
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It's okay, I'm sure Santa can be
in a lot of places at once.
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But my granddaughter can't,
so pick.
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-Hey, I was thinking...
-Oh, boy.
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Hear me out. I know
Mr. McAllister always closed
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the week of Christmas,
but what if we stayed open?
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You want us
to work on Christmas?
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It's not crazy.
Think of all the Jewish people
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who might need tires.
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How many Jewish people do you
think are in Medford, Texas?
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I know there'd be a lot more
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if they could buy tires
during Christmas.
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No, not a chance.
I need some time off.
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Hear you loud and clear.
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Although, Fagenbacher's
gonna be closed,
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so we'd be
the only game in town.
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Are you gonna
keep badgering me until I say yes?
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-Course not, I'll drop it.
-Thanks.
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It's just,
we're in so much debt.
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Come on, dude.
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I'm thinking about you.
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And all those Jewish people
with flat tires.
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Mm. You missed
a good sermon this morning.
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Pastor Jeff is always on fire
during the holidays.
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Remember that candlelight
service when his sleeve
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actually caught on fire?
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I know he almost died,
but that was funny.
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I need some money.
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Aren't you gonna say hi
to your brother?
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Hi. 40 bucks should do it.
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I am not giving you $40.
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But I have to buy
a new bathing suit.
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You have a perfectly good one.
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That's a one-piece.
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What's wrong with a one-piece?
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Everyone in California
wears bikinis.
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Well, everyone in California's
going to hell.
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That's why God
gave them earthquakes.
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Oh, what's all this about California?
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I told Sheldon that we would
visit him for Christmas.
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-Oh.
-And...
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I was hoping that you and Mandy
and CeeCee might join us.
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Oh, that's real nice,
but I don't think we can.
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You don't have to be
around Sheldon the whole time.
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That ain't why.
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I mean, it ain't ain't why.
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Well, I bet CeeCee would love
to go on one of those buses
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and see where the stars live.
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She's two years old.
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Well, maybe Barney's
on that tour.
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Look, I just can't take
the time off of work.
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I understand.
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I knew it was a long shot.
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You'll still have a good time.
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You'll get to meet
all of Sheldon's friends.
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Oh, that's so sweet,
you think Sheldon has friends.
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-Jim?
-In here.
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What are you doing?
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Taking a bubble bath.
What do you think I'm doing?
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Well, hurry up,
I've got something to tell you.
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All right, hold on.
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What?
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Mary's going to visit Sheldon.
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We've got CeeCee
all to ourselves.
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You interrupted
my business for that?
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-Sorry, I was just excited.
-Oh...
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You're right, honey,
it is exciting.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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Why don't we ever go away
for the holidays?
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It's one of life's
little mysteries.
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We're retired.
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We've got more money than Mary.
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Why does she get to go away
on vacation
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when we're stuck
sitting at home?
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You were just so happy.
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And you were just on the toilet.
Things change.
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Why don't we take
the whole family to the beach?
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Stay at a fancy hotel.
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It could be our Christmas gift
to everyone.
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Let me think about it.
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There's Fort Lauderdale.
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Oh, we could do Miami.
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I'm thinking! Go away.
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So, we really want to be careful
about not going overboard
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with gifts for CeeCee this year.
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We don't want her
getting spoiled.
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-Like Mandy?
-Hey.
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But yeah.
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Well, actually...
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we wanted to talk to y'all
about your gifts.
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Aw, you don't have to
get us anything.
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That doesn't apply to you.
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You said we didn't need
to do gifts this year.
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Yeah, I say it, but you love me
so much, you do it anyway.
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That's how this works.
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Tell them, Jim.
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Your mother and I are taking
you all to Miami for Christmas.
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To a resort right on the beach!
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-That's so nice.
-Wow.
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-But we always have Christmas here.
-Jim?
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I've been informed
that this will be better.
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Don't you want to try
something different?
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Different?
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It's like you
don't even know me.
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You two want to go, right?
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Actually, I was gonna keep
the store open for the holidays.
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Yeah, and I need to be available
to fill in at the station.
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What is wrong with you people?
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We're trying to take you
on a free vacation.
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Yeah, free for them,
not for me.
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Seems like you're the only one
that really wants to go, Mom.
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That is not true. Jim?
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Oh, come on!
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Are we being selfish?
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'Cause we'd rather make money
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than sit on a beach and
drink booze out of a coconut?
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I don't think so.
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Well, I got to tell you,
I'm having second thoughts.
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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I mean, the station's
probably not gonna call me in.
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We should go.
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Besides, I think I'd like to see
my husband on a beach
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in a bathing suit and...
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I'm praying to God...
not cowboy boots.
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I wouldn't wear
my boots on the beach.
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Maybe by the pool.
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Well, just think about
how cute CeeCee would be
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playing in the sand.
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How's that different
than playing in a sandbox?
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Uh, 'cause I'll be next to her
getting a tan.
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Come on, you work all week,
I work on the weekends.
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We never really get
any real family time.
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-You know what? Let's do it.
-Yay.
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Ooh, I'm gonna have to get
a bikini wax.
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Maybe I should get one.
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Oh, sweetheart,
you'd cry like a baby.
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Come on, Ruben, don't be mad.
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I cancelled my plans
'cause you convinced me
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it was a good idea
to keep the store open.
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It is a good idea.
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I just won't be here for it.
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So I'm supposed to work
while you go on vacation?
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How about this, how about
I just make it up to you
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and I'll work
on the next holiday?
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So what, like Valentine's Day?
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No, Valentine's Day
ain't gonna work.
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Maybe I'll just close the store,
join my family in Mexico.
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I thought you were Puerto Rican.
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I am. They're vacationing
in Mexico.
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You can see why
that was confusing.
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So, I know I said
I was gonna be available
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to fill in, but my plans
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changed, and I'm gonna be...
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Oh, she is?
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Oh, no.
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Well, h-how long
would you need me?
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Oh, boy, you know, I just,
I made so many promises
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to so many...
Let me call you back.
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Hey, Daddy.
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What's up?
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Well, I was just, uh,
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I was thinking about,
uh, the trip,
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and how excited I am.
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Uh-huh.
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You know, speaking
of exciting things,
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the station called,
and the weeknight weather girl
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got lice from her kid.
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Ugh.
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Yeah, it's a bad case.
They may have to shave her head.
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Are you trying to say
you're not coming to Miami?
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No, no, no, of course not.
I was just
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wondering if maybe we could
leave two days later.
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-Everything's already booked.
-Yeah,
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I know, I know,
and I wouldn't ask,
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but this is really important
to my career, and...
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this could be your gift to me.
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The trip is my gift to you.
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No, no, your trip
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is the gift for everybody.
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This could be
your special gift to me.
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Do you understand
how expensive it'll be
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to rebook everything
on Christmas?
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Yes, I know, that's why
it would be so special.
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Hey.
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Hey. Um, did you talk
to Ruben yet?
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Yep. He wasn't happy about it,
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but I let him know
it's Christmas,
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and my family comes first.
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Great.
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So, uh, hey, listen,
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how would you feel
about leaving two days later?
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-Why?
-So, uh, I can go to work and make us some money.
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But I was gonna work
and make us some money.
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Aw, well, now, you don't
have to. Merry Christmas.
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Mandy, what is going on?
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Okay, um, the station called,
and they need me to fill in.
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You were the one yapping
about family time.
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No, I know, but i-if I do
the weeknight weather,
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the next step is weekend anchor,
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which puts me
in spitting distance
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of weeknight anchor,
and that's basically
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how Oprah got started, and don't
you want your wife to be Oprah?
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What about me? Don't you want me
to be the Oprah of tires?
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That makes no sense.
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Well, there ain't no famous
tire guy to compare to.
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All right, fine,
if you want me to give up
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on this huge opportunity
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for two extra days
of family time, then I'll do it.
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-Great.
-I'm not doing it.
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Michelin Man.
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I could be the next
Michelin Man!
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I can't believe
you gave in to her.
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This is so like you.
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Then it shouldn't be
hard to believe.
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And how much money did it cost
to change those tickets?
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Oh, it's Christmas, Audrey.
It's not about the money.
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-So, a lot.
-A shocking amount.
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I can't even remember why
we wanted to do this.
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We?
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There's no "we,"
this is all you.
253
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,547
Don't you raise
your voice at me.
254
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I was on the toilet
minding my own business.
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Excuse me, when you fight,
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it's the children who suffer.
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Remember that.
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McAllister Auto. We never tire
of taking care of your tires.
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Your sister is driving me crazy.
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Something she never tires of,
am I right?
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00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:38,235
Not in the mood, Georgie.
I am at my wit's end.
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-So am I.
-Missy,
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get off the phone.
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Okay. Click.
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I know you just made
the click noise with your mouth.
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00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,593
What is going on?
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00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,379
Can your sister
stay with you for Christmas?
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00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,250
What happened to California?
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00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,908
She wants me
to spend the whole week
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in some hellhole
called Pasadena.
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00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,475
Sheldon is excited
to show us his school.
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00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,998
It's nowhere near a beach.
273
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,652
So can she?
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00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,873
I wish she could, but...
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00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,748
I'm going to Miami
with the McAllisters.
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00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:09,701
Really?
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00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,573
Because when I asked you
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if you wanted to come
to California,
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you said you had to work.
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Um... Click.
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00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,580
George Marshall Cooper.
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00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,626
I didn't plan it.
It was their gift to us.
283
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,416
They're paying
for the whole thing.
284
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,848
Oh, well,
because they have money,
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00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,416
they get to spend Christmas
with my granddaughter?
286
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,988
Wait, you're going to the beach?
Take me with you, please.
287
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:34,465
I'm sorry, it's not my place
to invite you.
288
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:35,902
Well, there you go, Missy.
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00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,905
Your brother picked
his rich new family over us.
290
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,602
That ain't what's happening.
291
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,344
It's just, ever since Dad died,
292
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,002
I've been having such
a hard time, and the holidays...
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00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,434
Cut that out.
294
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,176
It's so hard to be an orphan.
295
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,787
You are not an orphan.
I am still alive!
296
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,711
So, it
looks like that storm front
297
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,104
is gonna move off to the west,
298
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,451
leaving us with
an unseasonably warm Christmas.
299
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,409
So, instead of milk and cookies,
300
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,369
maybe leave Santa
some sunscreen and a Speedo.
301
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,328
And before I sign off,
302
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,810
I just want to wish everyone
a safe and happy holiday.
303
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,117
If only she were that nice
in real life.
304
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,816
Hey, y'all.
305
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,340
You just missed Amanda.
306
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,734
Let me guess,
gonna be sunny and warm?
307
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,564
Outside. In here,
it's been a bit chilly.
308
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,348
Oh, stop it.
309
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,263
And cranky.
310
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,094
Anyways...
311
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,709
I was wondering if I could ask
a huge favor about the trip.
312
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,012
Uh-uh. I'm not
changing it again.
313
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,275
No changes,
it's just my sister's
314
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,364
being a real
pain in the ass to my mom,
315
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,758
and I thought maybe
she could go with us.
316
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,805
You want to bring an angry
teenage girl on our family trip?
317
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,851
Sounds like she'll fit right in.
318
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,594
She's only rude to my mom.
319
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,597
She's actually really sweet
and responsible.
320
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:05,469
Well, then maybe
she can babysit CeeCee
321
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,949
when we go out to dinner.
322
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,324
Oh, I ain't leaving my daughter
alone with her.
323
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:21,007
♪ It's the most wonderful time
of the year... ♪
324
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,791
We're gonna miss our flight.
325
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,054
I told you we should've
left earlier.
326
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,625
We should've left
two days earlier.
327
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,928
Oh, so the traffic is my fault?
328
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,282
We'd already be on the beach
if it wasn't for your career.
329
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,762
Well, someone has to pay off
all the debt you put us in.
330
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,112
So is the hotel on the beach,
331
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,722
near the beach,
what are we talking?
332
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,894
-Right on the beach.
-Sweet.
333
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,287
If we get there.
334
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,729
That debt is 'cause I'm building
a future for our family.
335
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,379
What do you think I'm doing?
336
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,251
Can you keep it down? I can't
hear the Christmas music.
337
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,870
It's the most wonderful time
of the year. You happy?
338
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,649
So what's the drinking age
in Florida?
339
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:55,755
You're not drinking.
340
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,305
Well, I am, a lot.
341
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:01,069
At least that Christmas
tradition isn't getting ruined.
342
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,267
All right, that is enough.
343
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:07,013
We paid a lot of money
to take you on a wonderful trip,
344
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,185
so we're gonna stop
our bitching and have
345
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,626
a magical family Christmas
we'll remember forever.
346
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,842
Now, shut up and be grateful!
347
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,497
I'm grateful.
348
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,368
Thank you, Missy.
349
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:19,587
You are a doll.
350
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,589
Thanks.
351
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,591
I don't know why
my mom hates you.
352
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,636
♪ It's the most
wonderful time... ♪
353
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,859
You said the storm front
was heading west.
354
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,427
Aw, you watched.
355
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,082
My hair is gonna frizz.
356
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,562
Maybe we should make
a run for the hotel.
357
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,651
It'll pass.
358
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,698
Still better than Christmas
with Sheldon.
359
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:57,538
♪ On the worst day of Christmas
my parents gave to me ♪
360
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,976
♪ A trip to Miami ♪
361
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,761
♪ We all sat in traffic ♪
362
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,459
♪ The plane ran out of peanuts ♪
363
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,503
♪ They lost Mom's luggage ♪
364
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,680
♪ Didn't check in
till midnight ♪
365
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,334
♪ Then it started raining ♪
366
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,513
♪ Dad ran in flip-flops ♪
367
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,076
♪ He fell and it was funny ♪
368
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,252
♪ The hotel bar ♪
369
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,646
♪ Served Missy liquor ♪
370
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:22,911
♪ She threw up in the bushes ♪
371
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,261
♪ Georgie caught a cold ♪
372
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,045
♪ Mandy got lice ♪
373
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:30,223
♪ But I got to watch you,
which was nice. ♪
374
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:39,536
Back in Medford,
Ruben said, "Screw this."
375
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,495
He closed the store
376
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,020
and joined his
Puerto Rican family in Mexico.
377
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,109
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
378
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,026
Merry Christmas, y'all.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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