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Mmm!
This is nice.
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It's my favorite time of day--
just you and me
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and 20 seconds
of total peace and quiet...
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...until your dad
wakes up the entire state
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with one of his sneezes.
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Ah-choo!
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Ah. morning!
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True story: One of his sneezes
killed Scott Baio.
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- He's still alive.
- No, that was our dog.
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Yeah, I killed
a parakeet, too.
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Then the neighbors stop by
mid-argument for coffee.
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I have to stay in a hotel
to clip my toenails?
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You are not clipping
those talons in my house.
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It's like walking
on broken glass.
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New parents
pop in with a question.
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Hey, guys, okay, is it normal
for diaper rash to kind of...
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go around the corner?
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Gross, and yes.
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Then there's
the wild card.
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Met a Swiss gal on
the operating table last week,
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so, uh, I'm working
on my yodel.
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it's their mating call.
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Same time tomorrow?
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See you then.
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You know,
it's my house, too.
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- Okay, go to the doctor?
- The hat is too much?
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Seriously
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- Hey, babe.
- Mm.
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- Ooh, you look great.
- Thanks.
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Ooh, you might want
to let that cool.
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No time. I got to go close
on that two-bedroom apartment.
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Mm! Wow!
Burned my tongue.
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- You okay?
- Yeah,
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I think I'll have some yogurt.
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There's my classy gal.
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{\an8}So, it's been a while
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{\an8}since the two of us have had
some time to ourselves.
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Yeah,
I've noticed that, too.
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{\an8}But tonight, your dad's gonna be
out of the house,
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{\an8}rehearsing
with that ridiculous jug band.
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The Jugs.
it's a play on the Judds,
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but with, you know...
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{\an8}I know.
I just like to hear you say it.
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{\an8}Anyway, you know
that fancy tapas place
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{\an8}Where it's impossible
to get a table? mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well I got us a table.
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How?!
That's only for cool people.
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{\an8}I had to convince them
I was scouting locations
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{\an8}for the Lou Diamond Phillips
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{\an8}Native American jewelry line
launch party.
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{\an8}So if you see me
wearing a necklace later,
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{\an8}just go with it.
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{\an8}Tonight?
That is so sweet...
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{\an8}and also
slightly annoying,
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'cause I have like 20 things
I've got to do.
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And I told Trav and Laurie
I'd watch the baby tonight.
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{\an8}I just thought
it'd be a cool surprise.
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I'll go cancel it.
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{\an8}Is that "sad body"?
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{\an8}I mean,
I can rearrange a few things
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and just find
a substitute sitter for tonight.
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- I'm free.
- Shocking
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{\an8}Plus, I can do two dozen ambient
sounds that soothe babies.
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Uh, this is
"migrating whale pod."
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{\an8}Mm.
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{\an8}You know, I thought
that would be horrible,
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but that's like a deep-tissue
massage for the soul.
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Keep 'em coming!
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"Happy cat."
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{\an8}Okay,
for Stan's birthday,
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{\an8}we need cake,
ice cream,
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{\an8}party hats...
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{\an8}oh, balloons.
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{\an8}Ugh.
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{\an8}Stan is turning seven.
He deserves an awesome party.
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{\an8}You know, traditionally,
in Cuba, when you turn seven,
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you get to smoke
your first cigar.
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Let me plan it.
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No. I love planning
my son's parties.
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Let me make you a deal.
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You know how you and I
have a dinner tonight
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with my new clients
and their wives?
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Let me plan Stan's party,
and you can skip it.
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- Done.
- Hmm.
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{\an8}Hey, you guys, you know,
we're celebrating something, too.
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{\an8}Today, baby Bobby
turns six weeks old.
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{\an8}And six weeks
after childbirth
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{\an8}means Laurie and I
can finally...
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officially...
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get it on!
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- Ugh.
- Bleeh.
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{\an8}The thought of you having sex
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{\an8}sense a cold chill of disgust
down our spines.
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You know what? We should
synchronize our reactions
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Your shudder
with my bleh.
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I'll try it.
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- Ugh.
- Bleh.
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I like it.
Change approved.
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You guys.
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What, it doesn't bother you
that they're grossed out by us?
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Oh, sweetie, it's not us.
Observe.
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I once had sex
with Willie Nelson,
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but it turned out
it wasn't Willie Nelson.
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it was just an old lady.
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I occasionally let Travis
have sex with me.
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- Ugh.
- Bleh.
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See?
They're just repulsed by you.
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Great.
That's much better.
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That reminds me, time for
my romantic tip of the day.
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Tweet Larmy.
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I get it carpal tunnel going on
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from lifting up the baby,
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so I can't text, so I have
to dictate all my tweets.
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Before boning dude in
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Let me just type for you,
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which is easier
than having to hear you
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and having to then
stab you.
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Oh, about time to drop
baby Bobby off with Jules
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so Mommy and I
can get our freak on.
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- Bleh.
- Ugh.
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Bonnie,
You barely even know me.
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I know you plus sex
equals gross.
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Oh, hey!
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Got some roller skates.
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It's a really good workout.
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Did you know
that this works your butt?
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Actually, formally,
it works your butt cheeks.
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That's the real place
that it works.
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It makes them very, very tight,
very taut,
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Hard as a rock, you know?
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So, Tom is
helping you babysit?
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Yep.
You know, he's a doctor.
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It's good to have him around
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just in case Grayson and I
accidentally fall asleep
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from having such a lame,
uneventful night.
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Bye, sweetie.
Mama loves you so much.
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I'm gonna be thinking about you
every second.
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Not every second.
Not when we're, uh...
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Ew.
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Ellie came by
and showed us how.
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Glad you're on board.
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How long
do you think it'll last?
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Oh, I'm guessing forever, bae.
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You guys have a great time.
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Okay, they're gone.
Let's do this!
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Do we really have to
lie to the gang
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- about going out to dinner?
- Are you kidding?
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They find out we're gonna
have fun without them,
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they're gonna
come out of the woodwork.
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You're dressed up.
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Are you going out?
May I come?
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Oh, no, no.
We're not going out.
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I just, um...
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I-I wanted to look hot
for baby Bobby.
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Yeah. Me too.
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All right. Stay low.
Head for the door.
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Trav and Laurie are turning
around. They're coming back.
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Back door! Stay low!
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What's going on there?!
I hear scurrying.
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No, there's no scurrying.
Just, um...
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Baby stuff.
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Why is Tom there?
What are you doing over there?
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Why are you
inside the house?
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Hey. Is Jules here?
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She was home a minute ago,
and now she's gone.
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Yeah, Laurie just needs
a little reassurance on the baby
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Before we, uh...
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- head home.
- Ugh.
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- I didn't even say it.
- You thought it.
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Tweet Larmy.
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After six weeks on the D.L.,
my lady parts--
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I would rather type
than hear that.
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"My lady parts
are supes stoked
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to get back into
naked spin class."
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That's really good.
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Yeah,
because it's not hard
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spitting out skank-speak
to idiots.
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So you got lucky
with one sweet tweet, you know,
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but the Larmy demands a constant
stream of my brain gems.
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I'm sure it's quite a challenge
to produce genius such as...
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oh, "Just twerked
for six straight minutes.
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#reachinggoals."
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You think it's easy
to keep my tweeples stoked
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for an entire day?
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Prove it.
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"Just totes got tweet-challenged
by a Hooba-Skank."
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Oh, they like that.
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What's a retweet?
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Oh, here's another.
Is that good?
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I mean...
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Where did Mom and Grayson go?
Her car's still here.
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Ooh, God.
I don't know.
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I just realized my boobs
are hard as rocks.
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Oh, hey, baby.
I'm turned on, too.
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You don't really know
how boobs work, do you?
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No, I don't.
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I have to feed baby Bobby.
come on.
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We did it!
We're free!
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Whew!
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Sexy dinner,
here we come.
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- Jules!
- Aah!
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Watch out for Bonnie?
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A little late, dude.
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She's fine.
I barely tapped her.
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With a 3,000-pound car.
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But she doesn't even
have a scratch.
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Hon, do you want me
to call the doctor?
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Oh, no, I have everything I need
right here.
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Put her on the couch.
I'll get some water.
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Here you go.
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What are you doing?
Put her down.
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I'm trying.
she's on me like a koala.
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Gah!
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Look, Jules...
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if we get Jerry
to pick her up right now,
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we can still make dinner.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm too hurt to be moved.
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I'm calling your husband.
What's Jerry's number?
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Oh.
I don't remember.
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I can only remember
my lawyer's number.
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And there goes dinner.
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Well, guess I don't need
this wearable art anymore.
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If you need me,
I'll be in my bed.
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Ooh, I wonder
if I'd heal faster
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if I was up in that bed
with him.
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Well, wonder away.
It ain't gonna happen.
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I just walked into my room
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to find Laurie nursing
on my bed.
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Ew!
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The baby, not Trav.
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Oh.
Well, that's beautiful.
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So, I have
no sexy tapas night,
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a milking mom on my bed,
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and a psychotic lunatic
on my couch.
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Guess I'll just, uh,
go stand in the yard.
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You know what?
I can fix this.
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I'm gonna go down
to that restaurant,
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and I'm gonna get us
another reservation.
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Good luck! I had to beg
for a crappy 6:00 table.
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Every time we make eye
contact, my whole body shakes.
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Whew. caught me.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you and Laurie
were supposed to be-- bleh!
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We are, but Laurie
had to feed baby Bobby,
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00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:41,333
so we called a one-hour delay
on the Spanks.
247
00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,041
Right.
248
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,500
To Gray's Pub and bey--
249
00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:46,417
beyond!
250
00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,834
To Gray's Pub and beyond!
251
00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:50,417
I'm Buzz Lightyear!
252
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,625
Pixar, man,
in the house!
253
00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:55,250
Yeah!
What do you think, Ellie?
254
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:59,291
"Supes sad when grown men
rock a bone for kids' toys."
255
00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:01,750
Great. Stan's gonna have
the best birthday.
256
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:05,458
"I have a cuz named Birthday.
Her stripper mom went into labor
257
00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:07,667
jumping out a giant cake."
258
00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:12,500
I just wanted to show it off.
Can you help me get out?
259
00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,291
I get charged double
if I get sweat stains in it.
260
00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:16,959
Uh, hold on.
The suit is...
261
00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:18,542
Awesome?
262
00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:19,625
It's also stuck.
263
00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:21,208
Hilarious.
264
00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,917
Trav? Hilarious?
265
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,542
Got to get out of this.
Got to get out of it.
266
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,208
Now it's hilarious.
267
00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:35,166
Hi. Uh, my husband and I have
reservations tonight at 6:00,
268
00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:37,125
but I ran over someone
with my car,
269
00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,750
so I was wondering, could we get
a table just a little bit later?
270
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,500
N to the O.
We're booked.
271
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:42,667
"N to the O"?
272
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,417
Oh. Sorry. Got it.
273
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,583
"No."
274
00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:49,000
Um, look, this is really
something he wants, so...
275
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,250
This is Chez Fray--
supes swank
276
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:54,291
and tuna tartare so totes tight
it'll make your face melt.
277
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:57,500
Walk-up rezzie to this restie?
Sha.
278
00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:00,000
Right. So, um...
279
00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:01,709
What?
280
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:04,125
Totes... booked.
281
00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:05,959
I'll be right back.
282
00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:11,709
You. Ugh.
283
00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,083
N plus O, 'K?
284
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,709
Okay, I'm pretty sure
you're using words.
285
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:18,667
They're just not words I know,
so I brought a translator.
286
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:23,208
Hey, chestie bestie.
no tabes for my girl?
287
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,458
Your girl's trippin'.
288
00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,291
No walk-up rezzies
at Chez to the Fray.
289
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,291
- Def?
- Snagging tabes is supes hard.
290
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,917
- How supes?
- Totes supes.
291
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,959
Totes supes? Real?
- Real.
292
00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:33,542
- Walk-ups are imposs.
- Feel.
293
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,291
What if lady peeps
and her Sugar D
294
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,125
grabbed a high-top
bar-sides?
295
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:39,667
Swingsies
for a chestie bestie?
296
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,500
I can maybe swingsies
bar-sides.
297
00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:43,250
'Ray owes me a fave
'cause I used to let him
298
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:44,625
motor-B my speed bags.
299
00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:45,750
Use 'em if you got 'em.
300
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,959
Def throw a bro a motorB
and grab a fave.
301
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,166
Totes.
302
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,041
I can hook a bar slice
at ocho,
303
00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,000
but ocho on the nizzy
on the dot.
304
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,959
Sharp ocho on the dot, real.
305
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,667
- Feel.
- Love.
306
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,583
What the hell
just happened?
307
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,333
Um, it's a tabes
for two at 8:00.
308
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,500
Okay, I got to hurry.
Um, wow.
309
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:06,083
Your Laurie
is getting scary good.
310
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:08,792
I'm in her head.
There's tons of room.
311
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,667
You're the best.
312
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,625
I'm a supes bestie.
313
00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:16,875
Wait.
Why am I thinking in Laurie?
314
00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:19,250
OMG-string.
My brain is stuck.
315
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,750
My brain is totes stuck.
316
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,166
Bums.
317
00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,166
Aah!
318
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,291
Jerry down.
Suit still on.
319
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,792
Please,
I have to pee so badly!
320
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,709
Think!
321
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,917
Yeah, all right.
322
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,083
All right. One, two...
323
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:45,458
three!
324
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,500
I think it's working!
I hear tearing!
325
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,750
It's not the suit!
It's me.
326
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,792
Ooh, was that a pop?
327
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,000
That thing's on you
like a bear trap.
328
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,333
Is there at least a zipper
so you can use the bathroom?
329
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,500
- I don't have to go anymore.
- What?
330
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,500
What? Nothing.
Shut up.
331
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:01,834
Travis,
I have to get out of this suit
332
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,291
before my dinner at 8:00.
333
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,417
It's with
really important clients!
334
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,375
It's already 5:30!
335
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,750
Yeah, that watch
might be slightly off
336
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,667
since it's a sticker.
337
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:11,458
It's 7:45.
338
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,667
7:45?! They're gonna be there
any minute! I'm screwed!
339
00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:20,959
Where you going?
340
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,458
To dinner... and beyond!
341
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,959
Why are you still outside?
342
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,583
It's my new spot,
343
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,542
right here
next to the bug zapper.
344
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:37,083
And why is Bonnie hardcore
345
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,333
spooning your sweats?
346
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,667
She must've gotten into the
laundry when I wasn't looking.
347
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,667
Well, I've never felt bad
for a pair of sweatpants before,
348
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,041
but that is assault.
349
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,583
Get this: We got a table.
350
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,291
- Our dinner's back on.
- How?!
351
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:50,875
Ellie's friend
called in a fave
352
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:52,583
'cause Ray motor-B'd
her speed bags.
353
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,834
I don't know what that means,
but we got a table!
354
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,417
Is Tom here?
355
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,000
Will he still watch the baby
when Laurie's done feeding him?
356
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,542
Yeah, he just ran home
for a second.
357
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:00,709
Great.
358
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:04,291
- Let's do this!
- Hey, what is a motor-B?
359
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,875
I'll show you later.
360
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:07,083
I can't believe this.
361
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,875
I mean, I thought the night
was ruined when you hit Bonnie.
362
00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:11,125
When I hit Bonnie?
363
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,625
We were both in the car.
We hit Bonnie.
364
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:15,542
"We"?
365
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,500
Okay, okay, who cares?
366
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:19,625
Oh, can you
focus on the road?
367
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:21,834
I'm focusing.
I know how to drive.
368
00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:26,583
Uh, I-I'm okay, uh,
but could you stop the car?
369
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:29,000
I'm hitting the brake
as hard I can!
370
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,792
No,
I think that's the gas.
371
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,000
we seem to be going faster.
372
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,625
Jules, stop!
373
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:36,166
Oh! There it is!
374
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,583
We did it again.
375
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:43,667
Thanks for the lift, Grayson.
376
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,917
I'll be okay.
377
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,291
I've sustained
lots of serious injuries
378
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,083
during my high-school
football days.
379
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,792
You played football?
What position?
380
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,166
Sousaphone.
381
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,500
Good news.
382
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:56,917
The damage to the car
isn't too bad.
383
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,333
What? It isn't.
384
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:04,125
Whew! Well, that was a doozy
of a breast sesh.
385
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,041
Baby Bobby just tapped out
my mammies.
386
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,166
Sounds like a busy day
at the "breastaurant."
387
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,250
Yeah, I don't even think
this bra fits anymore.
388
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:12,375
All right.
389
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,667
Listen, I guess it's time for me
to go let Travis hit this.
390
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:20,834
Well, I guess I'll take off.
391
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:22,458
Oh, wait.
Where you going?
392
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,750
Work. I just wanted one night
for us, Jules.
393
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:28,333
Just one night.
we couldn't even get that.
394
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,959
Jules is really sexy
when she's sad. Mm.
395
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,542
You are one odd-ass duck,
Bonnie.
396
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,500
{\an8}Clear the way!
397
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:58,792
{\an8}Iconic animated superhero coming through!
398
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,083
{\an8}Good day, citizen.
399
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,625
Running out of time!
400
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,458
Must get to restaurant!
401
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,500
Well, your bright, hateful light
402
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,041
seems to have dimmed.
What's going on?
403
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:25,500
Tweeting so long as Laurie...
404
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,333
that I can't get
her Jelly voice out my brain.
405
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,333
Oh, you went too deep
into character.
406
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:35,125
You've gone full
Daniel Day-Lewis.
407
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,291
Heard about this
408
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:37,417
in acting class.
409
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,542
I always dreamt
it would one day happen to me.
410
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,709
Yeah, like you have the chops
to go full D.D.L. Whatevs.
411
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,500
Hey!
This isn't about me!
412
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,417
See? I can do any emotion.
Damn it. I'm sorry.
413
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:51,458
Look, I had this audition
for a yogurt spot,
414
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:54,000
and, uh, they said
that I couldn't do happy.
415
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:00,750
I heard the only way out
of a full D.D.L.
416
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,333
is, like, some huge shock
to the system.
417
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,709
I think my sys
is totes broke.
418
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:08,542
I'm so in her crain,
I know what she's doing 24-sevs.
419
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,792
Right now, she and shed-head
are on the couch,
420
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,458
about to get it on,
and she's saying...
421
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:20,291
Babe, I'm riding
a six-week wave of horny.
422
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:22,750
I haven't wanted
to saddle and ride this bad
423
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,792
since I watched the DVD extras
of Stomp the Yard.
424
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,667
And then Trav'll say...
425
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,375
You are the most...
426
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:35,208
sexy, beautiful thing...
427
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:36,917
I've ever seen.
428
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,667
And then Jelly says...
429
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,834
Then why don't you get
430
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:42,291
that little hairless
seal chest over here
431
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:46,625
and you kiss me like I got an
itch in the back of my throat?
432
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,750
No, no, no, no, no!
433
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,083
She's gone.
434
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,417
I was so traumatized
435
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,500
at the thought
of her and Travis having--
436
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,542
If I performed a monologue
for you,
437
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,709
would you maybe
give me some pointers?
438
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,709
Oh, no, I'm never doing that.
You're a horrible actor.
439
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,375
And she's back.
440
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,750
Oh, hey, Jer.
Has Bonnie not called you?
441
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:17,041
No, why?
She got run over by a car.
442
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,208
Is she okay?
443
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,917
Yeah, she seems--
she seems fine.
444
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,917
Oh.
Great.
445
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,542
{\an8}The front entrance is closed.
446
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,083
{\an8}You'll have to go around
to the back.
447
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,834
{\an8}Sorry.
I'm a little short on time.
448
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:37,500
Oh, yeah!
449
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,083
Torres?
What do you think you're doing?
450
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,291
I'm...
451
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:46,458
taking profits...
to infinity and beyond!
452
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,667
I'm fired, aren't I?
453
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,208
Oh, yeah!
454
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,458
Hi, babe.
455
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,083
I'm so sorry
about our dinner.
456
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,750
I mean, it's not like
we meant to hit those people.
457
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,917
"We"?
Uh, you were driving.
458
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,417
Oh, my God. You really don't
know how to take responsibility.
459
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:06,750
Wait.
Why is your bar closed?
460
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:08,250
Private event.
461
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:11,542
Hmm.
462
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,709
I had to get you
out of the house
463
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,917
without anyone else
getting in the way, so...
464
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:16,792
I faked a sad storm-off.
465
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,750
Are you kidding?
Oh, my goodness.
466
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,458
I really believed
you were upset.
467
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,875
I knew those acting classes
would pay off!
468
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:24,041
Suck it, Ellie!
469
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,625
Jules...
470
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:31,250
I know that our life together
is going to be crazy.
471
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,917
You have so many people
that need you...
472
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,709
...and I know
you'll never turn them away.
473
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,333
And I love that about you.
474
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,291
- And you love them, too.
- I don't.
475
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,750
I just want a little more time
for us.
476
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,458
So...
477
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,041
if we can't get
to the sexy restaurant,
478
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,750
I will bring the sexy restaurant
to us.
479
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,041
Baby, it's perfect.
480
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,375
I'm glad you like it,
481
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:58,375
Especially since I'm losing nine
grand closing the bar early.
482
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,333
Ooh. Come here.
483
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,000
Wait a minute. Are you really
losing nine grand,
484
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,625
or are you just trying to
guilt me into having freaky sex?
485
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,208
Freaky sex.
486
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,875
♪ Your heart ♪
487
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,208
{\an8}Stop!
488
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:45,500
{\an8}Jerry, what are you doing?
You have to be more careful!
489
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,667
{\an8}Yeah, sorry. I just
wasn't thinking much about it.
490
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,333
{\an8}Ooh.
491
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,083
{\an8}You okay?
492
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:53,583
{\an8}Yeah. You?
493
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:54,709
{\an8}Yeah.
494
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,583
{\an8}Don't tell Grayson.
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