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Word.
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Now that Chick is all moved in,
Jules fusses over his health so much
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that I can wear whatever I want
and she won't even notice.
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Oh, wow.
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What are you doing? I am not cold.
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- Yeah, because I gave you a blanket.
- I wasn't cold before the blanket.
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If anything, I'm hot.
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Dad! Why didn't you tell me you were hot?
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Your forehead's warm!
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Does it feel anything like this?
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- Holy crap! We're both sick.
- We need fluids.
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Hey, babe. How about a kiss?
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Move it, dude. Emergency.
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I need fluids.
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Dope.
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Fresh!
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He's literally counting the minutes
until Bobby gets back.
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Every minute brings him one minute closer.
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Please, may I kill him?
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- No, sweetie.
- Hey, guys.
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Trav and I did it!
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Obviously. You're pregnant.
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{\an8}No, we came up
with our perfect baby names!
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{\an8}One for if it's a boy,
and one if it's a girl.
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You did?
OK, tell me, tell me, tell me!
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I'm good.
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We actually want to keep the name
a surprise until the baby's born.
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Oh...
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{\an8}I know I'm not due for a couple weeks,
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{\an8}but it was a big deal for me
to have the name ready.
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{\an8}You know, I wasn't officially named
until I was, like, 3 years old.
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{\an8}Before that, it was just
a series of nicknames.
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{\an8}Squirmy, Screamy, Tinkles, Door Stop,
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{\an8}Dump Truck, Stupid, Mama's Little Oopsie,
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{\an8}Lizard Lips,
and then I know 15 other ones,
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{\an8}and then, finally, Laurie.
So, I have long vowed
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{\an8}that no baby is gonna come out
of my lady-hole
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{\an8}without a proper name.
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You know, when Travis was a baby,
he had a nickname.
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It was Hungry Pup.
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He could not get enough of my boobs.
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Perfect. Grandpa, how are you?
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The way that boy would cling
to your milkers,
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I never saw anything like it.
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And I owned a farm.
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Aww. That's cute.
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Ohh-ho-ho,
he's another minute closer!
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I said no.
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{\an8}Oh, a brand-new camera for a perfect shot
of the moment I reunite with Bobby.
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I am counting on you--
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Oh! It's time!
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- Ow!
- Oh!
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{\an8}Oh, man. It's good to be back.
I love playing golf,
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{\an8}but I don't love going halfway
around the world to play it.
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{\an8}We're talking about Georgia, right?
The state right next to this one?
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{\an8}It was like a different planet!
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{\an8}I mean, they speak English,
but it doesn't sound like our English.
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I mean, some people have
a hard time even understanding me.
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Can you believe that?
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Frazzle-de-der.
I do find that surprising.
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I have planned the biggest,
most super-funnest, funnest day ever.
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Try to imagine all your most
favorite things in the whole wide world,
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all rolled together
in the most perfect day.
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{\an8}Oh, it's glorious.
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{\an8}The beer's stacked so high,
it almost reaches the pizza!
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{\an8}Oh, and look--it's Mr. T!
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{\an8}That's a strange little fantasy.
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{\an8}Man, I'm just excited
to hang out with my best pal.
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{\an8}There's nothing strange about that.
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{\an8}Are you two holding hands?
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{\an8}It's more of an extended handshake.
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Whoa, Grandpa. Do you, um...?
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{\an8}Yes, I realize that I'm wearing
an exact replica Civil War uniform
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in the living room of your
mother's home in the year 2015.
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That answer your question?
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All good, thanks.
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Are you doing a Civil War re-enactment?
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I've always wanted to do that.
You got to let me come.
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{\an8}Well, I don't know, String Bean.
This is a tough group.
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{\an8}And as the new guy, you would be subject
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{\an8}to hazing, criticism,
even personal insults.
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{\an8}- Oh, then Tom's your man. Yeah.
- I think he's good.
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{\an8}Hey, Dad.
What's with the World War II outfit?
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Oh, God. Did we have
horrible public schools.
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June-Bug, I'm just visiting some friends
to re-enact a giant battle.
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So, wait. You expect me to be fine
with you playing war in this heat?
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Sorry, Dad. You're not going.
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{\an8}Well, actually, I am.
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{\an8}Jules and Chick showdown. Strap in.
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{\an8}And if I may dust off
one of your old classics--
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{\an8}my house, my rules.
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Ow.
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I'm gonna go take a nap.
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{\an8}I hate treating my dad like that,
but he needs to know who's boss.
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I mean, he's tough. But I'm tougher.
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Oh!
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A penny can!
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Triple hit!
You know what that means.
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♪ Triple sip! Triple sip!
Triple sip! ♪
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Triple sip!
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Ha! Man, this is the greatest day ever!
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We're just getting started!
I haven't even shown you the--
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Whoo! Trampoline! Man, awesome!
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Yeah! But not as awesome as a--
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Ninja fight!
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Ah!
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Whoo!
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Man! That was so cool!
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See, this is why I could
never leave Gulf Haven...
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no matter how much that club offers.
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What?
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Yeah, club down in Georgia
offered me a swanky job as a golf pro.
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I'm gonna go get some beers.
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Guys, seriously, I can't get down!
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It's hard having two perfect baby names
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and knowing that we only get to use one.
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Spontaneous pregnant pee!
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Clear a path! Clear a path!
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Hang in there, babe!
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Just remember, it will all be worth it
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when we give our perfect baby
the perfect--
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Her names are beyond horrible
and will destroy our child's life.
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- Help.
- Oh, please.
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Hers can't be that bad.
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Fancy.
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Laurie's perfect name for a girl is Fancy.
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I said that hers couldn't be that bad.
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I was wrong.
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Fancy?
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Please, please, dear God.
Let the middle name be Pants.
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Fancy Pants Cobb.
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Her names are beyond awful,
but Laurie's stubborn.
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I have to convince her
without her realizing it.
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So, you need a master of manipulation.
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You've come to the right place, my friend.
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But tell me what her boy name is.
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It can't be worse.
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Tell me.
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Macho. OK? The boy name is Macho.
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You're not laughing?
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Oh, I will eventually.
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I'm just so happy right now,
I feel a little emotional.
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When the bugle sounds again,
it will be the year 1863.
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Let the re-enactment begin!
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- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!
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Hello, General.
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Uh-oh.
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OK, there's a girl here now.
Can we make her wear the dress?
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Hi.
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All right. Let's go home.
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No, I'm staying here.
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All right. You want to stay?
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Let's stay.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm enlisting, General.
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I'm gonna stand by your side
until we win this war
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and tell the King of England to suck it.
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- Mnh-mnh.
- King of France.
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- No.
- Russia.
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- No...
- Oh, Mars?
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I'm sorry. No lady soldiers.
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Actually, historical records show
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that some women were convincingly able
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to dress as men and join the fight.
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Fine. You're in.
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But move the damn car!
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I'm on it.
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I usually don't go for muscles,
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but that guy makes me want
to let my hair down
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and get all fancy.
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Fancy? You mean like...
like dressed up?
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I mean, like, super slutty.
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You know, fancy.
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Maybe that's just a New York term.
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You think that "fancy" means super slutty?
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Slutty, trashy, mind-bogglingly whorish.
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What?
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- It's just that "fancy"...
- Meaning whorish.
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...is the name we liked for a girl.
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Yeah, it's our girl name.
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I'm sure you can still use it.
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I'm probably the only one
in town who equates "fancy" with...
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a shocking degree of skankitude.
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No, "Fancy" is dead. You killed "Fancy."
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I feel terrible, Jelly.
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Does the word "Macho"
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make you think of any slang?
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- Um, no.
- Oh. OK.
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It does remind me of a rodeo clown
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who took my young, naive hand
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and escorted me into womanhood.
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Oh, Macho.
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I made him keep his nose on.
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Oh, no!
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{\an8}- Round of Coors?
- Hey-oh!
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{\an8}This is the life.
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{\an8}Beach, beer, and buds.
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So, this golf club really
wanted you to be their new pro?
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Yeah, they offered me 50,000 bucks!
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Not in a big bag like you'd think,
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but, you know, I guess they pay it bit
by bit over the course of a year.
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Yeah, some companies do it that way.
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Yeah, and they offered me
a free apartment, too.
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You know, nice swanky pad
right on the course.
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How swanky?
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You know those toilets
that shoot water up your butt?
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They had one? Did you try it?
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I'll never be the same.
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Hey, it was a good offer,
but I need to be here, you know?
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With the people that I love,
and where nothing ever changes.
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Well, I guess some stuff changes.
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You know, Jules is married
to G-Man, and Travis graduated,
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finally won over Laurie,
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and knocked her up for good measure.
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And, you know,
they're gonna be parents, too.
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But I'm still the same.
You know, nothing ever changes for me.
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Bobby Cobb!
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I knew it! You got Mr. T!
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- Welcome back, fool!
- You welcome back, fool.
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- You ready to go?
- Let's go break some stuff.
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Hey!
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What are you doing?
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Just giving my General some air.
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Oh, and I got this cool war paint.
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It smells like coconut.
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You should put some
on your ears and your nose, right?
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All right!
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Wh--
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On my signal, we charge.
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Let's give 'em hell!
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Yeah, let's give 'em hell!
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And make sure we get enough fluids!
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You know, to fight better.
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Soldier, your presence here is causing me
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a real pain in the ass.
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Oh, wait. That's just a figure
of speech, right, Dad?
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- You don't really have a pain in--
- Soldier, mind your own business!
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If you think I'm just gonna
back off and let you be,
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then you're as dumb
as Tom looks in that dress!
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Come on! Cheap shot!
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You don't want me to take care of you?
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- Well, too bad.
- That's it.
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Defection! I'm changing sides!
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You can't do that!
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Can he do that?
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It's not in the rule book.
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Charge!
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Jelly, I'm so sorry I ruined
your beautiful names.
248
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,583
Yeah, me too.
249
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,917
I guess it's back to my list.
250
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,166
Will you please tell me
if any of these work?
251
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,500
Sure. Are they for a boy or a girl?
252
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:48,750
Yes. OK. Apricot. Aqua.
253
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,667
Boodle. Blitz.
254
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:54,917
Calico, Coleco, Cottage, Courage.
255
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,375
Dobie, Doctor, Faddle, Fig.
256
00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:59,125
Doctor Faddlefig?
257
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,500
Oh, that's actually three names.
258
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:02,583
- Oh.
- Anything?
259
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,583
- Let's keep going.
- OK.
260
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:08,208
Habit, Haha, Health, Midori,
Patella, Pea--
261
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,291
the vegetable, not the verb, obviously.
262
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,792
- Obviously.
- Yeah.
263
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:14,208
Pico, Pinko, Pin-Wah.
264
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,417
Pinot?
265
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,166
Pinot. Is that how you say that?
266
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,542
- Yeah.
- Pinot. I like it.
267
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:20,625
I like it even better.
268
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:23,542
Poi, Robo, Rockford, Shoe.
269
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,417
Tack, Tao, Toy.
270
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,250
Tug. Ugga--
271
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,625
Hey. I just get so mad
at the service in here,
272
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:30,834
I want to strangle my phone.
273
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,291
Wh--Ah! Laurie!
274
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,458
I knew it!
275
00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:34,625
You were behind this.
276
00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,792
You told Ellie to kill my baby names!
277
00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:38,792
No! Just the bad ones!
278
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:39,875
- So, all of them.
- Ugh!
279
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:40,959
Wait, Laurie.
280
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,166
Where are you going?
281
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,417
You, sir, are toast!
282
00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:49,166
Ellie, please write "Toast"
on my baby name list.
283
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,959
That's one of the stronger choices.
284
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,875
Andy, this job is a huge
opportunity for Bobby.
285
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:56,458
You know we have to talk about this.
286
00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,750
Oh, you can't talk because your mouth
287
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:00,875
is full of the gummy bears
I brought? OK.
288
00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:02,709
Well, I didn't bring any gummy bears.
289
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:06,542
Look, I know it's best for us
if Bobby stays here forever.
290
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:07,834
But what's best for him?
291
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,542
Just remember, there's no "I"...
292
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,041
in BFF.
293
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,333
Today was awesome!
294
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000
Right, T?
295
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:23,083
I pity the fool who's missing this.
296
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:28,291
Later on, we're gonna go into town
and try to explain to kids who Mr. T is.
297
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,792
Oh! Nice necklace, Ando.
298
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,875
BFF, Best Friends Forever.
299
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,959
Also, Beer Farts Flammable.
300
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,834
That little tidbit saved my life once.
301
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:42,417
Bobby, I can't help thinking--
302
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,959
I have that problem sometimes.
303
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:46,375
N-no. I'm--I'm thinking...
304
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,458
it's not always good to be comfortable,
305
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,291
not when it holds you back.
306
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,834
You know, so, maybe...
307
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,458
Spit it out, man! What?
308
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,875
I think you should leave and take the job.
309
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,792
No. No, no, no, no, no.
310
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,500
Don't do sad puppy dog face!
311
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,709
It will kill me!
312
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,458
I have to go!
313
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:16,959
That's the coolest sad exit
I've ever seen.
314
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,250
Dad?
315
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,375
Dad, stop hiding!
316
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,834
I want to talk to you!
317
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,917
That's why I'm hiding!
318
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,667
Aha! Freeze, dirtbag.
319
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,000
Looks like I've got a prisoner.
320
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,166
Jules!
321
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,917
Travis is trying to kill my baby names!
322
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,542
For the love of...
323
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,375
Laurie! Laurie, can we talk about this?
324
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,959
Jules, tell your son
to stop being such an ass!
325
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:56,667
Hey, Mom, will you tell Laurie
that "Fancy" is a terrible name?
326
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,333
Fancy?
327
00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,667
- Right?
- Right?
328
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,917
Trav, will you tell your mom
that I am not a child?
329
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:06,166
Trav, will you tell my dad
that he's acting like one?
330
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,291
OK, there are three new people here,
two of whom are women!
331
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,291
Could I please take off the dress now?
332
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:12,875
- Shut up, Tom!
- Cram it, new guy!
333
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:14,875
- Jules--
- Not now!
334
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,083
OK, dress is coming off.
335
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,291
- I'm out of here.
- Jules!
336
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,625
- Dad!
- Mom!
337
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:22,375
- Jules!
- Fine, you want my opinion?
338
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:26,834
Fancy is the stupidest name
I've ever heard of in my entire life!
339
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:27,917
Are you happy?
340
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,750
No! My water just broke.
341
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,583
A lot of women can wet themselves
342
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,208
and then mistakenly believe
that their water's broken.
343
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,291
That's not the case here.
She's having a baby.
344
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:43,959
OK, who's got a phone?
345
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:45,750
I left mine in my car,
and it's parked over a mile away.
346
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:47,250
No phones allowed here.
347
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:50,458
- Laurie smashed mine.
- I left mine at the bar!
348
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,417
She's having a baby.
We have no phone.
349
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,083
The closest car is a mile away.
350
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,750
I'm sure a solution will present itself.
351
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,583
Always good to know a doctor.
352
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,250
OK, Laurie. Let's get those legs open.
353
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,375
Yikes.
354
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,667
Jules, I don't want
to have a battlefield baby.
355
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,417
Please!
356
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,542
You're not going to.
357
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,041
Jules, are you sure
you know what you're doing?
358
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,792
Please.
359
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,667
That didn't really answer the question.
360
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:19,417
OK, then.
361
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,542
Dad, can we put an end
to this fight for now?
362
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,125
Go get me a great-grandkid, J-Bird.
363
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,166
Hyah!
364
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,750
I got...
365
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,625
OK. We need to get to a car
366
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:31,875
so we can meet them
at the hospital. Grandpa?
367
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,792
I'm the fastest one here. I'll hurry back.
368
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,750
All-state track,
three years in a row!
369
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,417
Hold on. OK.
370
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,458
Sorry I ran off.
371
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,083
Are you chewing imaginary gummy bears?
372
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:03,875
So, you really want me to leave?
373
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,250
No!
374
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,417
The thought of you moving aw--
375
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,125
I can't even say it!
376
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,792
Well, then, so why did you?
377
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,542
It would be awful for me
if you moved aw--
378
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:18,291
But it may be great for you.
Buddy, you're living on a land boat,
379
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,667
stuck in a rut.
380
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,917
This town's holding you back.
381
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,625
Bobby, I hang out with you here every day,
382
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,834
and we have a few beers
and some laughs, and I love it.
383
00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:30,083
But you know what the best part
of my day is?
384
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,834
The 10 seconds from
when I pull into this lot
385
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,542
to when I get to your boat.
386
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:38,750
Because I think maybe I-I'll climb up
and you won't be here.
387
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,583
No goodbyes, just... left.
388
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,083
I don't know much, but I know that.
389
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,083
Is that Good Will Hunting?
390
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,667
Yeah, I wrote it on my hand.
391
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,417
I--I want big things for you.
392
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,083
And it'll be hard shaking up
your life and moving aw--
393
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,250
But sometimes doing the hard thing
394
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,083
gets you to where you need to be.
395
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,375
I just want the best for you.
396
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,291
♪ I stole a car last night ♪
397
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,166
♪ Don't know we're gonna go ♪
398
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,250
♪ Don't know we're gonna go ♪
399
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,083
- Oh!
- Oh!
400
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,583
- Come on.
- Jules, I can't.
401
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,834
You can.
402
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,458
- No!
- Oh, here she is!
403
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:24,792
It's OK. Just the dad!
404
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,417
Oh, and that's my dad.
405
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,583
And the weird neighbor.
406
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,041
Probably a lot more coming.
407
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,959
- Baby, are you OK?
- No!
408
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:33,208
You killed Macho and Fancy!
409
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:34,917
Later, OK? You're about to give birth.
410
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,625
No! No!
411
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:40,583
So help me, I will suck
this baby back up into my body
412
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:41,959
until it has a name!
413
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,333
You better start pitching ideas.
414
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,667
- Uh, Peaches.
- Jesse.
415
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,959
- That's terrible!
- Maryann.
416
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,834
Wait. I got it.
417
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:58,041
It's perfect.
418
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,333
Yes.
419
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,166
Oh, God! Yeah, everybody out!
420
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,583
This baby is gonna shoot across the room!
421
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,375
Oh, my God!
I got to push! I have to push!
422
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,166
I have to push.
I have to push, I have to push.
423
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,417
Ah, ah.
424
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,458
You want to go hold your grandson?
425
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,083
Oh, not yet.
426
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,500
I want to make sure I get all this.
427
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,834
♪ Just follow the signs ♪
428
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,875
♪ Oh ♪
429
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:38,333
♪ They will lead us home ♪
430
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:44,125
♪ And we will drive
Till these tires wear out ♪
431
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:50,959
♪ And we will write
All our memories down ♪
432
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,083
♪ We will cry till this fire is drowned ♪
433
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:58,041
Bobby... meet Bobby.
434
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:03,667
♪ But, darling, I, I will keep you warm ♪
435
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,083
Shh.
436
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:11,375
♪ Oh, darling, I, I will keep you warm ♪
437
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:14,208
Whoa. Mind blown.
438
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,792
♪ Darling, I, I will take you home ♪
439
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,000
Hey, Bobby. You here?
440
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,417
{\an8}Bobby?
441
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:30,875
{\an8}You did it.
442
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:33,834
{\an8}You beautiful son of a bitch,
you did it. Ha!
443
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:35,792
{\an8}Did what?
444
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,792
{\an8}Bobby! I thought you were gone.
445
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:42,208
{\an8}Nah. I just wanted you to have
your Good Will Hunting moment.
446
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,333
{\an8}He leaves tomorrow.
447
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,917
{\an8}And I'm coming to see him
every other weekend.
448
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,875
{\an8}- Like a divorced dad.
- Well, hop on.
449
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:50,125
{\an8}The gang's getting together
at the bar for a little send-off.
450
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,792
{\an8}Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
451
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:56,458
{\an8}- That's my hand you're holding.
- Oh, sorry. That's better.
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