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We're gonna go to my dad's house
and help him find his glasses.
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I thought if I said it in
a happy tone, you'd be excited.
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Did not work.
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Ellie, are you OK? You seem wiped out.
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I was book mom at Stan's class yesterday,
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so I had to get up at 8:00 a.m.
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What am I, a coal miner?
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And it's flu season.
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Most of those little brats
were snotty, whiny messes.
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You... didn't catch anything, did you?
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- What's the big deal?
- Ellie is crazy when she's sick.
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Remember the great stomach virus of '09,
when she burned down the shed?
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Or the time she got strep throat
and served me with divorce papers?
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I called it off.
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I had to pay two grand in legal fees!
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I feel OK.
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She's warm.
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Just more for us.
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{\an8}Found 'em. It was under
a "TV guide" from 1985.
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{\an8}Michael Landon can take
a highway to my house. Mm!
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{\an8}OK, thanks.
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{\an8}Come on, Dad. Have you
been sitting here all day?
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{\an8}Come on, let's go do something.
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{\an8}I'm watching a home repair show.
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{\an8}They're gonna paint that fence.
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{\an8}Why don't we go
to that new tapas restaurant?
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{\an8}It's supposed to be great.
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I don't care for health food.
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Oh! I know. Teach me the jitterbug.
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Remember you wanted me to learn as a kid?
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Come on.
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{\an8}Isn't this fun?
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{\an8}You're blocking the TV.
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{\an8}Ever since his Alzheimer's diagnosis,
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{\an8}he's just been sitting around,
doing nothing.
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{\an8}I wish there was something
I could do to get him excited.
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{\an8}Sign him up at the senior center.
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{\an8}Old people are really
promiscuous these days.
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{\an8}He'd have a blast.
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{\an8}Gross. Grandpa doesn't wanna slut it up
with a bunch of old biddies.
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{\an8}OK, he probably does. But still, gross.
What about an art class?
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Or an acting class.
I could audit one with him.
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Oh, do you still want to be an actor?
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Too bad you're terrible at acting.
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E-Train, should you be drinking
wine if you're sick?
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I put, um, flu medicine in here.
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{\an8}My job as Mayor of Gulfhaven
is in serious jeopardy!
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{\an8}I was caught falling asleep
at a Town Hall meeting.
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"Snorres"!
That's hysterical!
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Why didn't we think of that?
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{\an8}All this time,
I've been calling him "Borres."
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{\an8}Oh, hey, I really don't appreciate
you guys making fun of my best friend.
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Oh!
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because your name is Torres and it rhymes!
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Snorres!
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Oh!
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{\an8}- Hey, babe, will you pass me a napkin?
- Sure thing, babe.
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{\an8}What's with the "babe" sandwich?
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{\an8}Travis and I are trying to figure out
our relationship pet names.
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{\an8}- Isn't that right, babe?
- You know it, babe.
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{\an8}Don't use "babe," OK? That's horrible.
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{\an8}Also, that's Jules' and mine.
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{\an8}G-Man, I picked up
a local theater magazine.
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{\an8}The girl on the cover had big boobies.
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{\an8}And listen to this:
an audition for a commercial.
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{\an8}"Men over 40, rugged good looks,
and in great shape."
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{\an8}That's you!
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{\an8}I don't know, Bobby.
I think it might be time
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{\an8}for me to give up on my acting dream.
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{\an8}Never give up on a dream, man.
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{\an8}Just look at Harry Potter.
He never gave up.
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{\an8}You read those books?
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{\an8}Books? I'm talking about
my old neighbor Harry.
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{\an8}Right? He used to live in
a Buick parked next to the boat.
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{\an8}And then he invented
the "Potter squatter."
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{\an8}What's the Potter squatter?
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{\an8}It's a mobile pooper.
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{\an8}Now Harry lives in a mansion,
while his sister Patty went to jail.
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{\an8}Why? 'Cause she gave up on her dreams.
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{\an8}She also liked to steal
wallets and purses.
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{\an8}Patty Potter picked pockets?
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{\an8}And purses.
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{\an8}Just go on an audition, man.
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{\an8}If you believe you can get it, you can.
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Yeah. Why not? Thanks, Bobby.
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- Wanna split some potato skins, poodle?
- Mnh-mnh.
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- Muffin?
- No.
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- Pug butt?
- What?
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I wish I knew a way to get my dad excited.
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Maybe I should get him a pet.
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That's a great idea, Jules.
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I just need to find something
to keep the public distracted
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from my political scandal.
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Wait. Did you just switch the conversation
from my thing to your thing?
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I thought I could do it in a way
no one would notice.
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Epic fail!
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I have three puppies.
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You'd give Chick one of your puppies?
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Huh? Oh, sorry,
I was on Andy's thing.
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I was gonna suggest a puppy race.
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Puppy race?
You're the dumbest person ever.
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Wait! That's the answer! A race!
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Oh, I can organize a Gulfhaven 5K.
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People go crazy for that kind of stuff.
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Would you quit stepping
on my thing for your thing?
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Wait. A race!
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I think your thing just answered my thing!
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Chick was a track coach.
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If we all say that we're gonna run a 5K
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and ask him for his help,
he'd be thrilled.
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- "Us"?
- Well, if I'm running, you're running.
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Are you new to this group?
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Not you, Ellie.
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You get on that couch, put your feet up.
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No exercise for you.
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- I should, shouldn't I?
- Oh!
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OK, let me make you another cough-tail.
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- Bobby Cobb, you son of a bitch!
- Huh? Wh--
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You had sex with my sister, didn't you?!
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You got her pregnant,
and now you're denying you're the father?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm sorry, man!
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I'll--I'll do the right thing, man.
I'll marry her.
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Relax, Bobby. I was just acting.
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Oh, man! You had me goin'.
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Well, wait a minute. Does this mean...
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- I got it!
- Yeah! Neat, dude!
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- What's the commercial for?
- It's for this sports deodorant.
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I play this athletic stud
who spikes volleyballs and works out.
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And then I get seen
by this totally hot beach bunny,
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and it is on!
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- I want that product.
- Thanks for believing in me, Bobby.
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But if you ever touch my sister...
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I won't! I promise!
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Aw!
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Ee! Oh.
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Oh, I thought you were dead.
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Dead? I've never felt more alive.
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Is a popsicle good for the flu?
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It is when it's frozen red wine
and cough syrup.
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Ellie, you're as cold as a corpse.
Let me get you a blanket.
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Sorry. I'll just... go now.
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This is gonna be awful.
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The last time I ran
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was when I punched that flamingo
at Busch Gardens.
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In my defense,
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it did steal the hot dog
right out of my hand,
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and you can't do that
to a former foster kid.
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Right, tater tot?
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Ah! Let's not go blurtin' out pet names
before they're official.
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- We don't want anything to stick.
- Too late, tater tot.
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Ha ha!
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It's just a 5K.
How tough could the training be?
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- Ow!
- I'll tell you how tough it can be
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after you give me 50 crunches.
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Down!
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Thank you for letting me
be part of the team, Junebug.
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What are you all gawking at?
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500 jumping jacks! Go!
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- I'm winding up bessie...
- No! OK.
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Jules, your dad coached track?
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Yeah. Track, soccer, football...
Back before they had helmets.
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Aw, man. This is gonna suck.
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- Ow! Mother! Mm!
- Come on! Get with it!
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There's dirt in my eye!
I'm a brain surgeon!
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All I can hear is "wah! wah! wah!"
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I forgot how tough Chick could be.
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How could you unleash this on us?
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Well, what was I supposed to do,
tater tot?
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Just sit back and watch him
give up on life?
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Come on, we can do this.
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I'll just tell him to back off
a little bit.
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Hey, Dad, we don't need to work too hard.
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It's just a 5K.
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I have two coaching speeds,
zero and turbo.
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If you would prefer zero,
I'll be happy to turn around and go home.
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No, no. Please don't go. We'll do turbo.
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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Line up for wind sprints, losers.
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Come on.
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I haven't hurt this bad
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since I had to push
my childhood home to a gas station.
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I would give anything to stop.
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Anything?
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Ah! Ellie! You scared the crap out of me!
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Why are you talking like that?
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Sore throat.
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My illness has opened up
a whole new world for me.
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I lie around all day watching TV,
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sucking on wine-sicles,
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not training.
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I can make you like me.
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But...
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Jules needs me.
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I'm very contagious.
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All I have to do is breathe on you.
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All you have to do...
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Is let me.
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The talent has arrived.
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I'm here for my wardrobe fitting.
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Hm. Cheerio.
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Oh, uh,
excuse me. Um...
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What's with all the snow birds?
You know what I mean?
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Am I in the right place for Turbo-T?
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- The, uh, deodorant commercial.
- Deodorant?
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Turbo-T is a prescription gel
for men with low testosterone.
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You must be Grayson. I'm your director.
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And that lovely lady over there
is playing your romantic conquest.
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♪ Mama, won't you please let me? ♪
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♪ Mama, won't you please, let me? ♪
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♪ Mama, won't you please, let me? ♪
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♪ Mama, won't you please, let me? ♪
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♪ Yo, coming in with a sound
Fresher than cut grass ♪
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♪ Fun starts ♪
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♪ Second that we enter if you must ask ♪
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All right, that's one.
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That's one.
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Kiss the ground!
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One!
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That crusty old bastard's gonna kill me.
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♪ Not call it a night, luv ♪
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♪ And I might just join
the mile high club ♪
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♪ Couldn't give a flying
Yeah, let me touch back down ♪
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But, sugar, if I have the flu,
I can't run the 5K.
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Exactly.
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♪ Other half jiving, I love that sound ♪
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Ah!
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I'm ready.
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Take me inside you.
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♪ Do the hump hump ♪
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Have a lick of my leftovers.
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I don't know how much longer
I can keep this up.
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Don't you quit on me.
You're all I've got left.
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Great. Let's call it a day.
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We're done when I say we're done.
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Come on, Dad, we're so exhausted.
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And my thighs are really chaffed.
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Hey, hey,
mama's boy, mama's boy.
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I bet you're gonna cry.
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Squirt out a few. Come on! Cry!
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One, two, three, cry.
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One, two, three, cry.
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Bobby,
243
00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,208
I just came by to say... [coughs] Ugh!
244
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:45,166
This house smells like
sweat socks filled with bleu cheese.
245
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,500
It was him.
246
00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,291
It was me.
247
00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,583
It's so great here, Grayson.
248
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,125
You should join us.
249
00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:53,875
Cough-sicle?
250
00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,834
I hope you're happy, Bobby.
251
00:10:57,917 --> 00:11:01,083
The wardrobe fitting for my new commercial
was humiliating!
252
00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,375
Turbo-T isn't a deodorant.
253
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:07,458
It's an underarm cream
for men with low testosterone.
254
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:11,083
They had me riding bikes with 60-year-olds
and bedding her.
255
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,542
What? It was funny.
256
00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:19,583
Dude, buddy, I didn't know.
257
00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:23,041
I was happy bartending,
and then you had to get my hopes up.
258
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,417
I'm not an actor. I'm a joke.
259
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,750
Chick is an animal.
260
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,875
You guys are so lucky you're sick.
261
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,041
It wasn't luck.
262
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,417
You guys got sick on purpose?
263
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,000
I'm telling Jules!
264
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,959
You'll have to get out first.
265
00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:44,750
Guys? This is not funny.
266
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:48,792
Knock it off!
267
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,458
No! No, I don't--leave me alone!
I don't want to be like you!
268
00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:55,959
No!
269
00:11:57,125 --> 00:12:00,125
A cell phone commercial?
Why couldn't I have gotten that?
270
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,417
I look amazing talking on the phone.
271
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,208
You OK, babe?
272
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,750
No, no! Don't touch me.
273
00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:11,417
Everything hurts.
274
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,625
Just turn the lights out, please.
275
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,542
5:00 a.m.!
276
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,542
Training time!
277
00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,250
Where are the other turds?
278
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,083
They all got sick with Ellie's flu.
279
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,333
Good. They were holding us back.
280
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,166
You know, I'm pretty tired
today, too, Dad.
281
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,458
Can we just take it easy?
282
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:38,458
- That sounds like loser talk.
- No, no. I really am tired.
283
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,125
Five, four, thr--
284
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:43,125
You pop me with that towel again,
and I will choke you with it.
285
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,834
Oh. I'm just trying to--
286
00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:47,917
Well, stop! This is a huge mistake!
287
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,333
You're a bully and you're
a horrible coach!
288
00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,834
I wish I'd never asked
you to help me in the first place!
289
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,250
Wow. This is the most conscious
I've seen you all week.
290
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,917
I tried to wake you up
five times last night.
291
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,542
- Wouldn't budge.
- I had a fight with my dad.
292
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:09,500
I mean, this whole training thing
has been a huge bust.
293
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:12,083
But on the positive side,
I don't have to run the 5K.
294
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,542
- What, you're not gonna run the race?
- What's the point?
295
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,542
Jules, the reason you started
this was to motivate your dad.
296
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,083
Say what you want about
his coaching methods,
297
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,750
Chick was definitely motivated.
298
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,709
But he's too motivated. It's awful.
299
00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:26,500
Do you know how many towel snap marks
I have on my ass?
300
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:28,917
I actually do. I counted last night
when you wouldn't wake up.
301
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,458
Look, I know things got hard with Chick,
302
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:34,166
but you wanted to convince him
not to quit when life got tough.
303
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,667
Right? If you bail on the race,
304
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,500
it's not exactly setting a great example.
305
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,208
You're right.
306
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:42,667
- Can you do me a favor?
- You want me to call Chick?
307
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:46,917
No. Will you lift that glass to my lips?
My arms are dead.
308
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,291
Sure. Here you go.
309
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,583
- Sippy-sippy.
- Mm.
310
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,166
Hey, G-Man.
311
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,625
I just had to come say I'm sorry.
312
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,291
Just gonna wear that robe everywhere, huh?
313
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,709
Look, man, I'm the one
who needs to apologize, OK?
314
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,333
You were just trying to encourage me.
315
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:06,166
Besides, I don't believe
I'm gonna be a movie star
316
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,834
any more than you believe
you're gonna win a Heisman Trophy.
317
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:11,125
Why can't I win a Heisman Trophy?
318
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,458
'Cause you have to...
be a football player.
319
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,333
In college.
320
00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:17,667
Oh. Pfft. Excuses, excuses.
321
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,625
Look... Maybe I got my head in the clouds,
322
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,667
but the second you start listing
reasons a dream won't happen,
323
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,041
it's as good as dead.
324
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,125
You wanna hear another dream of mine,
325
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,083
one that I've never told anyone?
326
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:31,041
Let's see. I'm gonna go with...
327
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:34,542
Live out the plot of
any Burt Reynolds movie.
328
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,709
It's to get married again.
329
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:41,959
And I know I'm--I'm broke
and I live on a boat in a parking lot,
330
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:45,959
but I'd rather have a far-fetched dream
than no dream at all.
331
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,208
That makes a lot of sense.
332
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:52,542
I mean, I just wish I didn't get picked
for such an embarrassing product.
333
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,291
Buddy, they picked you
334
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,583
because you're the young stud
that all those old dudes wanna be.
335
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,417
So I say go in there
336
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,125
and show 'em
what real testosterone looks like.
337
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,458
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
338
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,291
- Yeah! I am a stud!
- Yeah!
339
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,792
Yeah, you are! Now go get it!
340
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,583
All right!
341
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,667
Shoot's not for, like, an hour,
342
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,208
so I'll probably just hang
here until I gotta go.
343
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,083
Dad, are you here?
344
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:30,458
How'd you know I was here?
345
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,375
Because this is where
I would come as a kid
346
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,083
whenever we'd get into a fight.
347
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:39,333
And... you'd find me
and give me a big hug.
348
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:42,959
And you'd spin me around,
and all my problems would go away.
349
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,083
I'm sorry I blew up at you.
350
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,000
I'm sorry I was so rough on you.
351
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:52,792
I was excited at getting to coach again
and I... got carried away.
352
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,667
I forgot how tight you roll a towel.
353
00:15:55,792 --> 00:16:00,375
Any time I was ever tough
with you as a coach or as a dad,
354
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,959
it was only because
I wanted you to succeed.
355
00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:06,041
That's what makes you such a great dad.
356
00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:10,375
I mean, you can be tough, but...
I always knew that you cared.
357
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,709
And that's why I wanted to inspire you,
358
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,709
'cause I'm not ready to lose you.
359
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,750
Honey, you did inspire me.
360
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:26,625
I needed somebody to snap me out
of the funk I was in,
361
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:27,875
and you did.
362
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,208
You didn't give up on me,
363
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,834
because my girl doesn't quit.
364
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:39,750
You want a spin?
365
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,333
You know I do.
366
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,417
What is this, Sunday brunch?
367
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,542
Get the lead out.
368
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,166
Let's go!
369
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,625
There you are.
370
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:00,834
Being sick is amazing.
371
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:03,417
It's hour five of
this "Teletubbies" marathon,
372
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,291
and nobody can judge us.
373
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,125
Go to sleep, Tinky Winky.
374
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,375
Wait. That's actually
a really good pet name.
375
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,250
Hey, guys, brought you some soup.
376
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:15,041
Wow. This place smells
like my nana's house.
377
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,625
She used to always perm her hair
and never cleaned the cat box.
378
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:19,917
No, I don't think we can smell anything.
379
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,750
Hey, Jules, you know what?
380
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,583
Ellie was getting everyone--oof!
381
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:27,166
I'm so sorry you're all sick
and I can't be here to take care of you.
382
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,875
I'll pick up some flu medicine
on the way back from the 5K.
383
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,291
You're still gonna do the run?
384
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,875
Yeah. I mean, technically,
I'm off the hook,
385
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:37,500
but I can't exactly preach
to my dad about not quitting on life
386
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,291
and then quit on this little race.
387
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,750
Love you, guys.
388
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:42,750
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
389
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,417
There's a thespian in the building!
390
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:57,333
I hope you people are ready
to see a tour de force,
391
00:17:57,417 --> 00:18:01,333
because I'm here to act my ass off!
392
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:04,375
Now which one
of you little punks' job is it
393
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,041
to fetch me a soda?
394
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,709
Are you looking for
the low testosterone spot?
395
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,834
- Yes, I am.
- That's next door.
396
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:11,959
It's... Oh. Got...
397
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,417
Oh! Thank you. That's...
398
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,417
very kind. [chuckles] Next door.
399
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,458
I'm proud of you, honey.
400
00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:24,834
- You sure you feel up to this?
- Hell, yeah.
401
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,500
Next time you see me,
I'll be dashing across that finish line.
402
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:28,583
Yeah.
403
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,083
Oh!
404
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:40,458
Oh.
405
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,625
It's OK, Jules. You can do this.
406
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,375
It only feels like
you got shot in the knees.
407
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,041
What are you doing here?
408
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,542
You're tough, Jules,
but I know you're hurting.
409
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,667
It's OK if you want to sit this out.
410
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,166
Not a chance. I'm not quitting.
411
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,834
That's my girl. Then let's do this.
412
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:01,834
I can't believe you came to support me.
413
00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:03,583
Don't get all weepy on me.
414
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,709
If you start crying,
then I'm gonna lose it, too.
415
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:09,041
I can't help it. I just--
I love you so much.
416
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,667
I love you, too, Junebug.
417
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,750
Oh, crap. I can't see
through the tears in my eyes.
418
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,875
Ah!
419
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:20,208
Keep going, Jules!
420
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,125
You can do it!
421
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,834
Sunscreen's in my eyes!
422
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:25,750
I'm blind!
423
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,250
Oh, my God.
424
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:31,500
I can see dead people.
425
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,125
Grandpa?
426
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,208
Oh!
427
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,583
- Oh! Oh!
- Come on, we can do it, J-Bird!
428
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,041
Hang in there, Mom.
429
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,667
Oh. Oh! Ellie.
430
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,458
Tater tot.
431
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:52,917
You're all here!
432
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,583
Whose hand is on my ass?
433
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:56,875
- Just trying to help with the glutes.
- Oh.
434
00:19:56,959 --> 00:20:00,375
Sweetie, I'm so sorry
we weren't here all along.
435
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:03,458
It's OK. I'm just glad it's over.
436
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:05,208
I feel delirious.
437
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,625
So if I confess to you
that I got everybody sick on purpose,
438
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,000
you might not remember?
439
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,750
It's OK. I'm just glad it's over.
440
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,542
I feel delirious.
441
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,625
- Let's get her some fluids.
- All right.
442
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:19,083
Oh, no. no, no, no, no, no.
No, no. Let's get you...
443
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:22,542
Moody? Low energy?
444
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:24,917
{\an8}Trouble maintaining an erection?
445
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,667
{\an8}You may have low testosterone.
446
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:32,166
{\an8}Low testosterone can affect
all areas of your life.
447
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:34,959
{\an8}But Turbo-T gel, used daily,
448
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:38,709
{\an8}can safely and effectively
elevate your testosterone levels...
449
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:40,291
{\an8}on the court
450
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:42,750
{\an8}and everywhere else.
451
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:46,709
{\an8}Boost your energy, raise your performance,
452
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,875
{\an8}put the bang back in your game
453
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,792
{\an8}with Turbo-T.
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