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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:02,370 - I'M LEAVING ALL OF JOE'S WHITES, 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:03,504 'CAUSE I CAN'T TOUCH THOSE. - SHUT UP. 3 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:04,538 SHUT UP. HE'S COMING. 4 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:05,773 HE'S COMING. 5 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,007 - ALL RIGHT, I'M ALL PACKED UP. 6 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,577 YOU GIRLS GET YOUR CABOODLES, ET CETERA, PUT IT BY THE DOOR. 7 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,446 WE ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE BY 05:45 IN THE MORNING. 8 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,415 - JOE, THERE IS NO WAY YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED 9 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,050 FOR THE WEEKEND IN THAT JANSPORT BACKPACK. 10 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:18,086 - YEAH, I DO. I'VE BEEN TO THIS CONFERENCE BEFORE. 11 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,787 - YEAH, BUT NOT AS A DEVELOPER OF YOUR OWN GAME, BABE. 12 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,089 - EXCUSE ME. 13 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,456 - AND THIS GAME IS GOOD. 14 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,458 IT'S BOTH VISUALLY STRIKING 15 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:25,759 AND EMOTIONALLY CHALLENGING. 16 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,062 - THAT'S FROM MY PROMO MATERIALS, BUT I'LL TAKE IT. 17 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,063 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 18 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,398 DID YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE 19 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:31,565 GETTING PAST THE ALBINO HORSEMAN IN LEVEL SIX? 20 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,367 - YEAH, THAT WAS A COMPLICATED RIDDLE, 21 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,768 BUT I FIGURED IT OUT. 22 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,370 - HEY, RIDDLE ME THIS, JOE. 23 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,372 WITH THE TWO THINGS YOU HAVE SHOVED IN THERE, 24 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,807 HOW WERE YOU PLANNING AN OUTFIT DAY TO NIGHT? 25 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,475 - CORDS GO DAY TO NIGHT. 26 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,377 CONVERSE DAY TO NIGHT. 27 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:44,845 COUPLE OF SHIRTS FOR MY PIT-STAIN CHANGE. 28 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,780 TOM'S OF MAINE DEODORANT. - WHICH DOES NOT WORK, 29 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,716 BY THE WAY. - I AGREE WITH THAT. 30 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,451 - I LIKE THE WAY YOU SMELL. 31 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,619 - HOLD ON JUST ONE SECOND. 32 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:52,653 WHAT IS THIS? 33 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:53,654 - THAT IS MY LUCKY BEETLEJUICE WIG. 34 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,090 - OKAY, THERE IS NO PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT 35 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:58,126 THAT REQUIRES A BEETLEJUICE WIG. - HEY, JESS. 36 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,660 I SAY WE JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, 'CAUSE IT SEEMS 37 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:00,661 LIKE HE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT. 38 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:01,762 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 39 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:02,863 - HE DOESN'T NEED A NEW BLAZER! 40 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,765 - [screams] WE GOT YOU A BLAZER! 41 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,600 - AW, GUYS, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 42 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:07,835 - WE DID NEED TO DO THAT. - WE DID, 43 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,137 'CAUSE WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU, 'CAUSE WE KNOW 44 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,504 YOU'RE GONNA WIN FAN FAVORITE. 45 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,506 - BUT, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THIS WEEKEND, 46 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:13,707 WE JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW... 47 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,843 both: YOU'RE ALREADY A WINNER IN OUR BOOK. 48 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,112 - THANK YOU, GUYS. THIS IS SO SWEET. 49 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,413 - OH. - IT FITS YOU PERFECT. 50 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:20,548 - 'SCUSE ME. 51 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,150 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T COME 52 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,517 WITH YOU GUYS TO ATLANTIC CITY. 53 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,153 - JOE'S CONFERENCE IS AT A CASINO, 54 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,454 AND THEY DON'T ALLOW LITTLE GIRLS. 55 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,122 - OH, COME ON. JUST PUT ME IN A NICE DRESS 56 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,490 AND CALL ME A SMALL LADY. 57 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,125 WHO'S GONNA CALL YOU A LIAR? 58 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:31,959 - GOOD POINT. 59 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,494 - SHE'S GONNA HAVE A LIFE IN CRIME. 60 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,404 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE RUNNING A LITTLE BIT EARLY, 61 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,472 SO, IF ANYBODY NEEDS TO POP IN, 62 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,540 MAYBE TAKE A WHIZZ OR SOMETHING. 63 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,909 JESS? - WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? 64 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,412 NO, I PROBABLY SHOULD. - HEY. 65 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,147 I WENT ON SOME OF THOSE GAMING BLOGS YOU TOLD ME ABOUT. 66 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,149 PEOPLE WERE SAYING SOME REALLY NICE STUFF ABOUT YOUR GAME. 67 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,150 - OH, YEAH, THANKS. 68 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,451 I'M JUST TRYING TO CREATE 69 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,153 SOME EARLY BUZZ SO MAYBE I CAN WIN FAN FAVORITE. 70 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,821 - OH, YOU'RE GONNA WIN ALL RIGHT. 71 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,423 IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE, MY FRIEND. 72 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,691 YEAH. - GUYS. 73 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,559 IT'S WAY TOO EARLY FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. 74 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:08,196 - GUYS. LOOK WHO I FOUND COMING DOWN ROB'S STAIRS. 75 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,164 - HEY, GUYS. - IT'S NAYA, LENNON. 76 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,533 NAYA WAS IN THERE. - I CAN SEE THAT. 77 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,934 - OH, I MADE YOU SOME COFFEE, 78 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,203 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY HAVE SOME. 79 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,770 - WHAT? THIS CRAP? 80 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:17,805 [clatters] 81 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,473 - YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T THINK WE WERE GONNA GET 82 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:20,908 TO SEE YOU SO EARLY, 83 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,910 YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU LEFT TOWN. 84 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:23,877 - YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO SPEND AS MUCH TIME 85 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,846 AS POSSIBLE TOGETHER BEFORE I HAVE TO HEAD 86 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:26,880 TO BRAZIL ON MONDAY. 87 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,816 - OH, I SHOWED JOE AND JESS 88 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:29,717 THE ROUGH CUT OF YOUR DOCUMENTARY. 89 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,852 SO GOOD. - OH, GOD, THE NATIVE PEOPLES 90 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,554 OF THE MOUNTAINS OF BRAZIL. 91 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,890 THE RICHNESS OF THE DANCES. 92 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:37,925 - I'M TRYING TO GET THIS GUY TO GO WITH ME, 93 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,727 BUT HE WON'T LEAVE HIS BAR. 94 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,861 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LET'S PILE IN. 95 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,230 COME IN. LAST CALL FOR THE BATHROOM. 96 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,731 JESSICA? - WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? 97 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,199 I JUST WENT. 98 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:48,569 YOU KNOW WHAT, I PROBABLY SHOULD. 99 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,282 HOW'S THAT COFFEE TREATING YOU? 100 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,750 - IT'S PRETTY GOOD. - YEAH? 101 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:03,951 - MM. 102 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,620 - IS IT A REAL RICH, DEEP ROAST? 103 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,257 DID IT GET ROASTED ALL NIGHT LONG? 104 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,624 - JESSICA. - WHAT? 105 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:11,692 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR COFFEE. 106 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:12,793 WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 107 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,229 THE NIGHT OF PASSION YOU SPENT WITH OUR FRIEND NAYA? 108 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,897 - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. 109 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:17,898 - OH, MAN. 110 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,633 IT MUST BE REALLY GOOD 111 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,635 IF YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT IT. - I SWEAR TO GOD, MAN. 112 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,237 - SHE'S A DANCER, SO WE KNOW SHE'S FLEXIBLE. 113 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,305 - JESS, JUST STOP TALKING. - SHE CAN PROBABLY GET 114 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,639 INTO THE FIGURE FOUR POSITION. 115 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,641 - WHAT? NO. - YOUR LEGS ARE HERE, AND, WHAT, 116 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:31,245 HIS LEGS HERE? 117 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:32,246 YOU DIDN'T WHAT? 118 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,248 - NOTHING. 119 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,616 - SHE STAYED OVER ALL NIGHT, 120 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,285 AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX? 121 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,520 THEN WHAT DID YOU DO? 122 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,821 - WE TALKED, JESSICA. 123 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,856 OKAY? WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 124 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:46,327 WE'VE BEEN--SHE'S BEEN ON A LOT OF ADVENTURES LIKE I HAVE. 125 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:56,270 GIVE ME A GUMMI WORM. 126 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,005 [video game sound effects] 127 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,910 - MAN, THE WHOLE LANDSCAPE CHANGES. 128 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,912 - YEAH, IT BASICALLY GOES OFF STRING THEORY. 129 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,013 SO NOW YOU'RE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION 130 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,981 THAT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FROM THE WORLD YOU LEFT. 131 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,550 - SO AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF THINGS CAN HAPPEN? 132 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,285 - EVERY TIME YOU DIE, THE GAME CHANGES. 133 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,720 THAT'S A FATAL BLOWOUT. 134 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:13,887 - AWESOME. 135 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,589 I'M GONNA SET MYSELF ON FIRE. 136 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:16,590 - OKAY. 137 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,792 - HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BLAZER? 138 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:19,927 - OH, ALL THESE GUYS ARE WEARING JEAN SHORTS. 139 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:20,961 A BLAZER FEELS TOO FANCY. 140 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,063 - THOSE JEAN SHORTS SEEM TO BE LOVING YOUR GAME. 141 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,632 - YEAH, THEY SAID THEY'RE GONNA VOTE FOR ME. 142 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:25,666 - YEAH. 143 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,067 - EXCUSE ME, MISTER. 144 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:31,004 CAN I PLAY YOUR STUPID GAME? 145 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:34,074 - HEY, KURT. - I'M JUST GIVING YOU CRAP, JOE. 146 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,709 - NICE BOOTH. PSYCHED TO PLAY YOUR GAME. 147 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:38,679 - YOU KNOW, I ALREADY HAD VISITS FROM ALL THE TOP COs. 148 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,782 YOU KNOW, UBISOFT, ROCKSTAR, ROCKSTEADY. 149 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,617 YOU NAME 'EM, THEY CAME 'EM, BABY. 150 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,652 - THAT'S GREAT. 151 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,320 I ACTUALLY HAVE A COUPLE MEETINGS SET UP MYSELF. 152 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,088 - HEY! HEY, JOE. CHECK THIS OUT, MAN. 153 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,790 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS, YOU MANIAC. 154 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:50,791 LOOK AT THIS. [T-shirt cannon pops] 155 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,661 WHOO! WAIT FOR IT. 156 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,996 - [exclaims] 157 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,332 CARNAL JUSTICE. THANKS, MAN! 158 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,933 WHOO! - DUDE'S GONNA WEAR THAT 159 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,001 FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 160 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,336 - HEY, KURT, 161 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,637 I'M LENNON, JOE'S GIRLFRIEND. 162 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,639 - OOH, YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HANDS. 163 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:08,075 DO YOU USE INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH LOTION? 164 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,643 - NO. IT'S JUST REGULAR. 165 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:10,778 - JUST REGULAR. 166 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,780 - ALL RIGHT. HANDSHAKE'S OVER. 167 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,914 - LISTEN, JOSEPHUS, I'M THROWING 168 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,849 AN INVITE-ONLY FOAM PARTY TONIGHT. 169 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,084 YOU COMING? - PROBABLY NOT. 170 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,652 - YEAH, BUT PROBABLY YOU WILL. 171 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,920 I'LL PUT YOU ON THE GUEST LIST. 172 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,021 YOU SHOULD COME TOO. 173 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:24,892 DON'T FORGET THOSE LITTLE MONKEY PAWS OF YOURS, OKAY? 174 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:25,959 - WHAT? - THERE'S GONNA BE LOTS 175 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,396 OF 'NANNERS AT THAT FOAM PARTY 176 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,030 FOR YOU TO GRAB. 177 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:33,434 ALL RIGHT, GOT TO ROLL. THIS WEEKEND GONNA BE CRAY-CRAY. 178 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:36,069 SOMEBODY, PICK THAT UP. 179 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,705 - THAT GUY IS THE WORST. 180 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,373 - WHY DOES HE SAY EVERYTHING TWICE? 181 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:41,008 - RIGHT? 182 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:44,044 MAYBE I SHOULD PUT MY BLAZER BACK ON. 183 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,682 - HEY, JESS. 184 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,083 - YEAH, HEY, A T-SHIRT JUST HIT ME 185 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:52,853 RIGHT IN THE FACE. - OKAY, CAN YOU FIND RAV 186 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,121 AND GET THAT EXTRA CONSOLE FOR JOE? 187 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,088 - YEAH. WHAT'S GOING ON? 188 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,757 - I'M WORRIED THAT NO ONE IS GOING TO VOTE 189 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:57,858 FOR JOE'S GAME. 190 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,093 EVERYBODY HERE IS HANDING OUT ALL THIS FREE STUFF, 191 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,795 AND ALL HE BROUGHT WAS HIS GAME 192 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:03,397 AND A STATUE OF ME WITH GIANT BOOBS. 193 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,131 - SHOULD WE MAKE A TARGET RUN? 194 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,666 - IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, JESS. 195 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,067 HE PUT BACK ON HIS BLAZER. 196 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,069 - OKAY, I'M GONNA GO GET THE EXTRA CONSOLE. 197 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,738 I WANT YOU TO DO SOME RECON. 198 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,406 FIND OUT WHAT THESE NERDS ARE BUZZING ABOUT, ALL RIGHT? 199 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,741 AND THEN WE'LL MAKE A PLAN. - OKAY. 200 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,042 - IN THE MEANTIME, WHO DO WE KNOW WHO COULD SIT 201 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,077 AT A COMPUTER AND VOTE ALL DAY? 202 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,112 - AND WE'RE IN. 203 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,081 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, Q. 204 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,851 - HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL YOU TO KEEP SMILING, 205 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,186 KEEP SHINING, 'CAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME? 206 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,422 - I KNOW. SO JUST VOTE AS MANY TIMES 207 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,090 AS YOU CAN FOR JOE'S GAME. - YOU GOT IT. 208 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,692 NOW, LET ME HACK 209 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,494 INTO THE ATLANTICON MAINFRAME 210 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,796 AND SEE WHICH GAME IS IN THE LEAD. 211 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:36,930 - OKAY, Q, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 212 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,866 - GOTTA GO. [hangs up] 213 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,103 - DID YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? - WHAT? 214 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,205 - THE BUTTON. DID YOU PRESS IT? - OH, NO. YES. 215 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,708 NO, I DIDN'T. I'M PRESSING IT NOW. 216 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,109 - YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 217 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,444 NO, I'M FINE. I JUST-- 218 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:53,481 I THINK I HAD SOME BAD GUMMI WORMS. 219 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,749 - AFTER YOU. 220 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,218 - WHAT IS THIS LAUNDRY? 221 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,153 ALL RIGHT, HERE, I'LL TAKE-- 222 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,889 - NO, I GOT THAT. I GOT THAT. - I CAN'T CARRY THAT. 223 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,497 STOP-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 224 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,163 - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. - STOP KISSING ME. 225 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,199 - YOU KISSED ME. 226 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,169 - OKAY, SERIOUSLY, STOP IT. 227 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,238 - YOU NEED TO STOP IT. - NO, DON'T DO IT AGAIN. 228 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,941 - ONE MORE TIME. 229 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,513 [elevator bell dings] 230 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,447 - OKAY. 231 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,452 OKAY. 232 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,926 - HEY, Q, WHAT'S THE 411? 233 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,894 HOW'S JOE'S GAME DOING IN THE POLLS? 234 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,095 - LENNON, IT IS NOT LOOKING GOOD. 235 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,864 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO'S WINNING? 236 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,899 - CARNAL JUSTICE: FINAL RECKONING. 237 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,000 - THAT'S KURT. 238 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,235 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE GUY'S DOING, 239 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,003 BUT IT IS A LANDSLIDE. 240 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,004 - WELL, HOW FAR BEHIND ARE WE? 241 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:54,041 - HONEY, IT IS OVER AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. 242 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,208 - WELL, KEEP VOTING. ARE YOU VOTING? 243 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,110 - COME ON. I SET UP A PROGRAM. 244 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,112 I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TOUCH THE KEYBOARD. 245 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,981 - THEN WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN OUR APARTMENT? 246 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,249 - GOTTA GO! 247 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,086 - GLAD YOU LIKED IT. 248 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,522 VOTE FOR ME, MAN. 249 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,223 LEN, TODAY WENT GREAT. 250 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,959 PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTO MY GAME I THINK. 251 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,127 - YEAH, IT'S 'CAUSE YOUR GAME IS THE BEST THING HERE. 252 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,063 - BABE. I LOVE YOU. 253 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,164 - SO I WAS THINKING 254 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,967 MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK OUT THAT FOAM PARTY TONIGHT. 255 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,268 - WHAT? NO. 256 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,870 NO, I'M JUST GONNA GRAB A DRINK 257 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:23,837 WITH SOME OF THE GUYS I USED TO WORK WITH, 258 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,539 AND THEN RAV AND I ARE GONNA HIT THE CASINO. 259 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,074 - OKAY, BUT AREN'T THOSE PARTIES 260 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,576 KIND OF IMPORTANT FOR NETWORKING? 261 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,878 - NO. LENNON, ALL THE NETWORKING 262 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,614 THAT NEEDED TO HAPPEN HAPPENED TODAY IN THIS BOOTH. 263 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,515 OKAY? - OKAY. 264 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:37,985 both: HEY. 265 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,219 - WHAT'S WRONG? - NOTHING. 266 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,990 - THEN GET YOUR BATHING SUIT. WE'RE GOING TO A FOAM PARTY. 267 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,193 [chatter] 268 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,036 - HELLO. - HI. 269 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,105 OH, NO. 270 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,240 - GOD, I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA GET TOUCHED. 271 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,644 - I THINK I'M GETTING A YEAST INFECTION, LENNON. 272 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,945 - HELLO, LADIES. 273 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,980 ENJOYING DAT FOAM? 274 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,116 - I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE. 275 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:12,319 - HEADING YOUR WAY. FOLLOW MY VOICE. 276 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,320 - OH, IT'S KURT. 277 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,622 - THANK YOU, BABIES. 278 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,624 THANK YOU, KYLE. 279 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,058 THANK YOU. 280 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,226 HEY. 281 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,994 YOU DON'T NEED TO BE WEARING THOSE TOPS 282 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,029 IF YOU'RE IN THE FOAM. 283 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,997 - NO, WE ALWAYS NEED TOPS. - NO, WE DO NEED TOPS. 284 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,165 - YOU SURE? 'CAUSE I'M HEARING 285 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,200 FROM A LOT OF THE GIRLS THAT THE FOAM 286 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,136 FEELS REALLY GOOD ON THEIR BOOBS. 287 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,038 - YEAH, WE'LL TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT. 288 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,873 - YEAH, WE PREFER OUR BOOBS DRY. 289 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:36,877 - SO, IN A CHOICE BETWEEN DRY BOOBS AND WET BOOBS-- 290 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,879 - WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE DRY ONE EVERY TIME, MAN. 291 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,213 - ALL RIGHT, YOUR LOSS. - ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. 292 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,015 - IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, I CAN GET YOU 293 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,051 A CARNAL JUSTICE BEER KOOZIE. 294 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,087 all: CARNAL JUSTICE! CARNAL JUSTICE! 295 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,321 - I LOVE YOU. 296 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:51,158 YOU'RE MY MANIACS. HEY, WHERE'S JOE? 297 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,960 - OH, HE COULDN'T MAKE IT. HE'S NETWORKING. 298 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:56,063 - GOOD, 'CAUSE THAT, LIKE, WHOLE "ABOVE IT ALL" ATTITUDE 299 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,132 HE'S GOT IS JUST SUICIDAL. 300 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,102 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. HELP YOURSELVES TO EVERYTHING, 301 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,171 AND BY EVERYTHING, I MEAN MY-- 302 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,939 - WE GOT IT, KURT. - OKAY. 303 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:09,176 BYE-BYE! FOAM! 304 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,111 - JESSICA, THAT GUY IS GONNA WIN FAN FAVORITE. 305 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,146 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE GUY'S AN IDIOT. 306 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,715 - NO, WHEN I DID MY RECON EARLIER, 307 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,650 I ASKED AROUND, AND EVERYBODY SAID 308 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,052 WHOEVER THROWS THE BEST PARTY WINS FAN FAVORITE. 309 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,253 - BUT JOE'S GAME IS THE BEST. 310 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,022 - IT DOESN'T MATTER, JESSICA. 311 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,057 HE CAN'T COMPETE WITH THIS. 312 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,193 EXCUSE ME. 313 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,962 EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 314 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:29,930 EXCUSE ME. - NO, I'M NOT-- 315 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,999 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 316 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,366 I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 317 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,335 [chatter] 318 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,037 I DON'T KNOW, LENNON, THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE 319 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,171 OUT HERE THAT ARE NOT IN THE FOAM PARTY. 320 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,741 - WELL, YEAH, I IMAGINE THAT'D BE A NERD'S NIGHTMARE. 321 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,310 - YOU KNOW WHAT, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 322 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,078 EXCUSE ME. 323 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,314 CAN I ASK YOU GUYS WHY YOU'RE NOT IN THE FOAM PARTY? 324 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,216 - ADRIAN DOESN'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED, 325 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,351 PAT IS SCARED OF THE DARK, KIMMY IS PRONE TO RASHES, 326 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,221 AND I-- I DON'T LIKE FOAM. 327 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,389 - GOTCHA. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 328 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,391 OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL. 329 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,360 THERE IS CLEARLY AN UNDERSERVED POPULATION 330 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,962 OF NERDS HERE. 331 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,396 SO ORDER UP A COUPLE FOOT-LONGS, 332 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,733 'CAUSE WE'RE HAVING OURSELVES A NERD PARTY. 333 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,136 [chatter] 334 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,779 LEN, LEN? - YEAH? 335 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,380 - I'M GONNA REFRESH THE FOOT-LONG SUB, 336 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,149 BUT SHOULD I TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN? 337 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,151 - OH, NO, NO, NO. KEEP THEM AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE. 338 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,418 NERDS LOVE FLUORESCENTS. - OKAY. 339 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,154 - DID YOU TURN THE TV OFF? - YEAH. 340 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,989 NOBODY LIKES TV ON AT A PARTY. 341 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,157 - THEY ABSOLUTELY DO. PUT ON MYTHBUSTERS, 342 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,191 A&E, HISTORY CHANNEL. 343 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,326 - OH, I FEEL LIKE THE JANE GOODALL OF THE NERDS. 344 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,462 YOU KNOW, OBSERVING THEM IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT. 345 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,997 IT'S EXCITING. 346 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,766 - CAN YOU LADIES SETTLE A DISPUTE? 347 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,267 - OH, SURE. - YEAH, OF COURSE. 348 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,202 KIERAN, WAS IT? - YES. 349 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,739 - YOU KNOW, JUST FYI, FATAL BLOWOUT SPONSORED THIS PARTY. 350 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,307 - OH, I PLAYED THAT EARLIER TODAY. 351 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,009 I VERY MUCH ENJOYED IT. 352 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,310 WE'RE PLAYING WEREWOLF, AND I'VE BEEN NAMED 353 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,179 BOTH WEREWOLF AND WATCHMAN, 354 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,181 AND THAT SEEMS LIKE QUITE THE CONUNDRUM. 355 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,082 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD THINK 356 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,316 WOULD REALLY SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM, KIER? 357 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,218 ARE SOME HARRY POTTER SHOTS! 358 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,487 [cheers] 359 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,056 - ALL RIGHT. 360 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,761 all: EXPELLIARMUS! 361 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,301 [cheers and applause] 362 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,103 - YES! 363 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,105 - YOU DID IT! 364 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,040 - DIE. 365 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,208 - YOU SHALL NOT PASS. 366 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,276 [laughter] 367 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:27,180 - YOU'RE DEAD. I KILLED YOU. 368 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,349 SO YOU'RE DEAD. 369 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,517 - WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 370 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,219 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? - OH, MAN. 371 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,788 THIS IS A NERD PARTY, RAV. 372 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,456 SPONSORED BY THE MOST FATAL OF BLOWOUTS. 373 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,158 - I CAN SEE THAT. 374 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,392 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 375 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:43,163 - UM... - RELEASE YOUR DRAWBRIDGE, SIR! 376 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,233 [laughs] YEAH! 377 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,169 - DUDE, YOU STABBED MY FRIEND! 378 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,138 - THIS IS JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 379 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,305 I THINK I'M GONNA GO. - DON'T YOU WANT TO STAY 380 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,074 FOR A HARRY POTTER SHOT? LENNON! 381 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,209 SHE PUTS CINNAMON ON IT, AND IT EXPLODES. 382 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,111 - NAH. I'M GOOD. 383 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,346 I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA GO. 384 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,513 - OKAY. 385 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,187 - UM, WHAT IS RAV DOING 386 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,356 COMING TO YOUR ROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? 387 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,825 - UM, 'CAUSE I KISSED HIM IN THE FREIGHT ELEVATOR. 388 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,426 - WAIT, WHAT? YOU KISSED HIM? 389 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,195 - YES. - WHAT HAPPENED? 390 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,196 - I DON'T KNOW. THERE WAS LAUNDRY, 391 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,364 AND THEN I FELL, HE CAUGHT ME, 392 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,099 THEN WE KISSED. 393 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,834 - WELL, WHAT KIND OF KISS WAS IT? 394 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,502 - A HARD ONE. - LIKE A HOT, HARD ONE? 395 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,238 - OH, YEAH, IT WAS LIKE THIS ON ME, RIGHT? 396 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,907 - SHOW ME ON YOUR HAND, JESSICA. - YOU NEED TO SEE IT 397 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,241 TO EXPERIENCE WHAT I WAS FEELING. 398 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,176 - IF YOU SHOW ME ON MY FACE, 399 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,344 THEN THESE NERDS' PENISES WILL GO INSANE. 400 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,313 JESSICA, COME ON. 401 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,382 [both shouting] 402 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,350 STOP. 403 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,387 - THIS KISS WAS SPONSORED BY FATAL BLOWOUT. 404 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,455 YES! 405 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,258 all: FATAL BLOWOUT! 406 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:50,330 FATAL BLOWOUT! FATAL BLOWOUT! 407 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,365 - OH, NO. 408 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,142 - IS HE STILL MAD AT US? 409 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,477 - I THINK SO. - YES, I'M STILL MAD AT YOU. 410 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,414 - BABE, WE WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP. 411 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,416 - I DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP. AND I ASKED YOU NOT TO. 412 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,551 - WELL, YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THOSE WORDS, SO... 413 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,620 - YOU KNOW, WHEN A FRIEND TRIES TO HELP-- 414 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,588 - STOP TALKING. 415 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,891 - CONGRATULATIONS TO SYLVESTER WILLIS 416 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,660 AND HIS GAME PENGUIN PROBLEMS 417 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,197 FOR BEST FAMILY ANIMATION, HMM? 418 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,432 [applause] 419 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,402 [chuckles] 420 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,638 AND NOW THE AWARD WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR-- 421 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,341 FAN FAVORITE. 422 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,178 FATAL BLOWOUT. 423 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,380 [cheers and applause] 424 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,949 - NO! 425 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,588 - THANK YOU, GUYS. THIS IS AWESOME. 426 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,623 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, AND IT MEANS SO MUCH 427 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:51,925 BECAUSE IT'S FROM THE FANS. 428 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,326 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 429 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,594 - HEY, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH 430 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,597 FOR ALL THAT HOT GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION AT YOUR PARTY LAST NIGHT. 431 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,400 RIGHT? [laughs] 432 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,638 YOU COULD LEARN FROM THAT, PENGUIN PROBLEMS. 433 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,976 - OH, MY GOD, BABE, YOU WON. 434 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:09,943 - NO, I DIDN'T. 435 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,012 YOU GUYS DID. 436 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,251 - BABE. BABE, WAIT. 437 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,652 - I TOLD YOU I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING, 438 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:20,988 AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER. 439 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,290 - BUT YOU WON. - DID I? 440 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,959 OR WAS IT THE EMBARRASSING PARTY YOU GUYS THREW ON MY BEHALF? 441 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,227 - NO, IT WAS YOUR GAME. 442 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,229 - WELL, I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW. 443 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,364 YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT IT ALONE. 444 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,534 - I... - I GOT TO GET SOME AIR. 445 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:39,072 - BABE. 446 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,243 - HEY. JESS. 447 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,744 - OH, HEY, I CAN'T REALLY TALK RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 448 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,047 - WE HAVE TO TALK. WHAT'S GOING ON? 449 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,381 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 450 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,983 - WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT WAS THAT? 451 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,252 - LOOK, YOU-- WE'RE OLD FRIENDS, 452 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,720 AND YOU'RE JUST FREAKING OUT BECAUSE YOU HAVE 453 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,322 FEELINGS FOR NAYA. 454 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,590 - I'M FREAKING OUT? - YES. THAT MUST BE WHAT IT IS. 455 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,725 - SO NONE OF THAT WAS YOU KISSING ME BACK? 456 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,693 - ALL RIGHT, WHEN SOME-- 457 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,996 - YES OR NO? - I DON'T KNOW, OKAY? 458 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,665 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 459 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,603 - NEVER MIND. 460 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,775 - MAYBE YOU'RE ON THE BOARDWALK. 461 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,744 I DON'T KNOW. BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE A COAT ON, 462 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,780 SO WILL YOU PLEASE CALL ME? 463 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,017 HEY, QUEENETTA, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 464 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,052 - DO YOU HAVE A DUSTBUSTER? 465 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,086 - WAIT, YOU'RE STILL 466 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,587 IN OUR APARTMENT? 467 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,089 - I WENT HOME TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU WENT OUT 468 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,358 OF CORNNUTS, BUT THIS MORNING I CAME BACK IN 469 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,294 TO CHECK ON THE VOTING. - YEAH, JOE WON. 470 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,462 - I KNOW. YOU'RE WELCOME. 471 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,564 - THANK YOU, Q. NOW I REALLY HAVE TO GO. 472 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,667 - SO I KICKED BACK ON JOE'S INFLATABLE WOLVERINES CHAIR, 473 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,070 BUT I THINK I HAD SOME TACKS IN MY POCKET, 474 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,472 BECAUSE THAT THING EXPLODED. 475 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,307 - OH, THAT'S OKAY. ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 476 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,443 - BUT THEN I WAS SO SCARED YOU'D BE MAD, 477 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,312 SO I KNOCKED DOWN A BUNCH OF STUFF 478 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,580 SO IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A BURGLARY. 479 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,115 - OKAY, QUEENETTA, I NEED YOU 480 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,084 TO LEAVE OUR APARTMENT RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 481 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,319 AND LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU. - GOTTA GO! 482 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,089 - [sighs] 483 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,660 [cell phone rings] 484 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,829 JOE? 485 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,469 HEY, BUDDY, YOU GONNA PICK THAT UP? 486 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,139 - PROBABLY JUST GONNA LET IT GO TO VOICEMAIL. 487 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,174 - CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME IN? 488 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,145 [door unlocks] 489 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,523 BABE, I'M REALLY SORRY. 490 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,824 I SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT ALONE. 491 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,459 I JUST WAS WORRIED THAT NO ONE-- 492 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,627 - DIDN'T THINK MY GAME WAS GOOD ENOUGH. 493 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,462 - WHAT? 494 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,764 NO, BABE, WHAT ARE YOU-- ARE YOU CRAZY? 495 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,466 YOUR GAME IS AMAZING. 496 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,668 THERE'S, LIKE, A THOUSAND PEOPLE IN THERE THAT ALL THEY DO 497 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,471 IS THIS, AND THEY CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. 498 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,173 THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO DO. 499 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,408 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 500 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:59,679 THAT'S WHY WE DID IT, 'CAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU SO DAMN MUCH. 501 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,118 - I HAVE TO SAY, I, UH, I'VE NEVER SEEN 502 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:08,155 THAT MANY HAPPY NERDS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 503 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,591 - I'M KIND OF LIKE THE NERD WHISPERER, RIGHT? 504 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,826 DO YOU FORGIVE ME? 505 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,632 - GUYS? 506 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,434 COULD I COME IN? 507 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,603 OH, MAN, THIS IS JUST WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW. 508 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:30,510 OH, GOD, JOE, I AM SO SORRY. 509 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,645 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I JUST RUINED MY LIFE AGAIN. 510 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,847 - DID YOU TALK TO RAV? - WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? 511 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,183 - SHE AND RAV KISSED. - RAV AND I KISSED. 512 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,684 - OKAY, I'M GETTING OUT OF THE TUB. 513 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:41,188 - NO, JOE, WE'RE ALL IN THE TUB NOW. 514 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,689 - WHAT HAPPENED? 515 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:43,656 - I DON'T KNOW. 516 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,426 I THINK HE HAS FEELINGS FOR NAYA, YOU KNOW, 517 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,828 AND HE'S SCARED, AND IT JUST--I WAS THERE. 518 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,265 'CAUSE, I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HE CARES ABOUT ME LIKE THAT. 519 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,936 - JESS, I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, 520 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,906 BUT, AFTER RAV PUNCHED PETER AT YOUR WEDDING 521 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,808 AND YOU GUYS GOT IN THAT HUGE FIGHT... 522 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,243 - MM-HMM. 523 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,578 - RAV DISAPPEARED FOR, LIKE, A WHOLE YEAR. 524 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,948 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE WAS. 525 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:14,187 I THINK HE WAS JUST SO DESTROYED 'CAUSE HE THOUGHT HE LOST YOU. 526 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:17,757 SO I DON'T THINK IT'S 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU. 527 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,198 - WELL, WHAT DO I DO NOW? 528 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,600 - GO TALK TO HIM. - YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 529 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,269 - OKAY. [screams] 530 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,837 [all scream] - OH, MY GOD. 531 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,872 - SO WET. 532 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,213 - GO, GO, GO. - OH, JOE. 533 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,748 I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 534 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,983 I'M ANNIE HELLER, VP AT PHOENIX GAMES. 535 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,252 - I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 536 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,719 - I AM A BIG FAN OF YOUR GAME. 537 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,555 EVERYONE AT PHOENIX IS OBSESSED WITH IT. 538 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,889 - BABE, I TOLD YOU. 539 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,291 - WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME ON MONDAY 540 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,260 SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT WORKING ON IT TOGETHER? 541 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,594 IF THAT'S OKAY. 542 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,995 - THAT'S TOTALLY OKAY. AWESOME. 543 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,897 - OH, AND SORRY I MISSED YOUR PARTY. 544 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,634 I DON'T REALLY DO THAT KIND OF THING. 545 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,802 WELL, DON'T LET ME KEEP YOU. 546 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,003 IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE CHASING SOMEONE. 547 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,772 - THANK YOU. - OKAY. BUH-BYE. 548 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,874 THANK YOU. THANK YOU! 549 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,910 - THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. 550 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,251 WHERE IS HE? LEN? 551 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,252 - OKAY, I'LL CHECK THE CASINO. 552 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,788 BABE, HAVE YOU HEARD FROM HIM? 553 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,723 [knocking at door] - WAIT, HE TEXTED ME. 554 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,258 - WHAT? 555 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,659 - HE LEFT. 556 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,761 HE WENT TO BRAZIL WITH NAYA. 557 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,667 - HEY, HEY, HEY. 558 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,036 WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. OKAY? 559 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,538 OKAY. 560 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,774 - I THINK I MESSED UP, LEN. - NO. NO, NO. 561 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:45,645 - OKAY. 562 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,580 MY BUTT FEELS VERY WET. 563 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,015 - I KNOW. ALL OUR BUTTS ARE WET. 564 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,017 - YEAH. - I KNOW. 565 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,252 - I LOVE YOU GUYS. 40331

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