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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,603 - LENNON. LENNON. 2 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:04,372 YOU NEED TO STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW. 3 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,174 BECAUSE ON LIFETIME THEY ARE SCREENING-- 4 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,175 WAIT FOR IT-- 5 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,642 MARKIE POST-- - SHUT UP. 6 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,478 - IN A LITTLE MOVIE CALLED... - LOSING FACE... 7 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,246 both: FACING YOURSELF. - OKAY. I JUST-- 8 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,748 I HAVE TO FINISH JOE'S DAD'S GIFT BEFORE TOMORROW, SO-- 9 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,384 - OKAY. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE HEARING ME RIGHT NOW. 10 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:17,651 THIS MOVIE ONLY AIRED ONCE. 11 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,453 - I KNOW. IT'S LIKE DAGGERS TO MY HEART. 12 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:20,788 - WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS... both: SO GRAPHIC! 13 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,791 - SHE GETS SHOT IN THE FACE BY HER EX-HUSBAND, 14 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,626 AND I THINK THERE ARE REAL LESSONS TO BE LEARNED 15 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,261 AS A RECENT DIVORCEE. 16 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:29,163 - JESS, THERE IS NOTHING I WOULD RATHER DO 17 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,398 THAN GO IN THERE AND EAT SOME POPPYCOCK 18 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,500 AND WATCH MARKIE LEARN TO SPEAK AND WALK AGAIN, 19 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,535 BUT I NEED TO SMOOTH OUT THESE LAYERS OF SHELLAC 20 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:37,305 BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A CHILD PAINTED THIS THING. 21 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,240 - ALL RIGHT, DO WE THINK WE COULD MAYBE BE GETTING 22 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,275 A LITTLE OCD ABOUT THIS PRESENT? YEAH... 23 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:42,676 - MAYBE. - MAYBE. OKAY. 24 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,679 JOE'S DAD IS GONNA GET A TOTAL RETIREMENT BONER FOR THIS. 25 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,215 - IT'S NOT HIS DAD I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 26 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,782 HIS MOTHER HAS VERY DISCERNING TASTES, 27 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,484 AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME-- 28 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:53,354 - THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, BECAUSE YOU ARE A PARENT'S DREAM. 29 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,656 - TELL THAT TO MARILYN. - HEY, DID I EVER TELL YOU 30 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,658 THAT I TOOK A MASTER CLASS WITH THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS? 31 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:59,427 WHEN MY DAD USED TO DO THEIR BOOKS? 32 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,095 - LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES. 33 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,430 - I WAS 12, LENNON, 34 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:03,731 BUT I WAS THE ONLY GIRL WHO COULD DO THIS. WHAT? 35 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,400 - HEY, COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA MESS UP THE SIGNATURE. 36 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,336 [knock at door] WHO'S THAT? 37 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,604 - CHECK THE PEEPHOLE. THAT'S HOW MARKIE LOST HER FACE. 38 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:11,772 - OKAY. - IT WAS LIKE--DING-DONG. 39 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:12,773 PUUUH--AAH! NO FACE. 40 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,109 - [gasps] - WHAT? 41 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:16,444 WHAT'S GOING ON? - JOE'S PARENTS ARE HERE! 42 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,311 - I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON A PLANE! 43 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,613 - HEY, GUYS, WE'LL JUST BE TWO SECONDS. 44 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,250 WHAT ARE ALL THESE CLOTHES? - I'VE GOTTA DO THE LAUNDRY! 45 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,453 WHOSE MAIL IS THIS?! OH, GOD, IT'S MINE. 46 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,720 - OH, THE BALL, THE BALL! 47 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,256 - I GOT IT! - GET THE BALL! 48 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,723 - I GOT IT! SH... 49 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,592 [knocking at door] 50 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,427 - COMING! ONE SECOND. 51 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,530 LENNON, YOUR AREOLAS. - WHAT? 52 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,432 - I CAN SEE YOUR AREOLAS! - I DON'T HAVE ON A BRA! 53 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,268 - I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MINE. - OKAY, OKAY. 54 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,371 [key rattles in door] NO, THERE'S NO TIME, NO TIME! 55 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:44,572 - AH! 56 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,307 HELLO! 57 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,442 WELCOME. 58 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:49,843 I'M JESSICA. - NO. 59 00:01:58,419 --> 00:01:59,620 - AND THEN I MOVED AWAY, 60 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:02,456 FEDEXED DIVORCE PAPERS, THEN I MOVED BACK IN. 61 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:03,757 THIS GUY'S HERE-- OH, WHAT IS THIS GUY ALL ABOUT? 62 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:07,428 BUT NOW WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. SO WE'RE HERE. 63 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,430 - AND NOW YOU'RE DIVORCED? 64 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,931 - WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY, 65 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,400 'CAUSE IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME, YOU KNOW, 66 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:15,236 FOR THE VARIOUS PAPERS TO GET PROCESSED... 67 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,737 YOU KNOW, BUREAUCRACY. 68 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,672 - AND YOU'RE LIVING HERE IN THE MEANTIME. 69 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,674 - YES, I AM. - WHERE DO YOU SLEEP? 70 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,211 - IN JOE'S OFFICE, UM... 71 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,445 ON AN AEROBED. 72 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,846 - MM-HMM. 73 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,482 - IT HAS A HOLE IN IT. 74 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:31,319 SO...ABOUT 3:00, 4:00 A.M., 75 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:33,621 I HAVE TO, UM... PUMP IT UP. 76 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,823 - YOU'RE FORCED TO JUST USE THESE CHAIRS 77 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,525 AS YOUR CHEST OF DRAWERS? 78 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:38,892 - OH! THIS-- 79 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,862 - DON'T CLEAN IT UP ON MY ACCOUNT. 80 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:45,266 - OH, THIS GUY--OOH. HOT POTATO. 81 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,268 - I JUST REALLY DIDN'T WANT YOUR MOTHER 82 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,902 TO SEE MY AREOLAS RIGHT NOW. 83 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,404 - SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY TO SEE THEM. 84 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:51,839 THEY'RE GORGEOUS AREOLAS. - WHAT HAPPENED? 85 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,040 I THOUGHT I HAD ALL DAY TO CLEAN. 86 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:53,941 - I'M SORRY...THEY DIDN'T WANT TO STAY FOR THE SECOND ACT, 87 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:54,675 AND THEN WHEN THEY WERE DROPPING ME OFF, 88 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,876 MY MOM INSISTED THEY COME UP. 89 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:58,946 - THE LIVING ROOM LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WENT CRAZY IN THERE. 90 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,814 - WELL, WE'LL JUST BLAME IT ON JESSICA. 91 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,450 I MEAN, SHE LIVES LIKE A GERBIL, 92 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,984 JUST BURROWING DOWN INTO HER SHAVINGS. 93 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,719 - WELL, SHE TOLD ME SHE'S GONNA START 94 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,555 DEALING WITH HER SHAVINGS TOMORROW, SO... 95 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:10,691 OKAY. LET'S DO THIS. 96 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,893 SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. 97 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,596 UM...DOES EVERYONE HAVE DRINKS, OR CAN I-- 98 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,997 - YES, THANK YOU. 99 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,733 JESSICA WAS KIND ENOUGH TO GET ME SOME ORANGE JUICE. 100 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,370 - SO HOW WAS THE PLAY? WERE YOUR SEATS OKAY? 101 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,704 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH 102 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:27,241 FOR GETTING US THOSE TICKETS, LENNON. 103 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,910 THEY WERE...A BIT DISTANT FROM THE STAGE. 104 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,011 - OH... - SHE COULDN'T SEE 105 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,880 ALAN ALDA'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. 106 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,416 - WELL, YOU KNOW, THE REVIEWER SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED 107 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,585 ALAN ALDA'S EYEBROWS. - OH, I'M SORRY. 108 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:40,421 WE WILL MOVE YOUR SEATS CLOSER FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW. 109 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,990 - WELL.. - I'M GONNA HIT THE CAN. 110 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,596 - [quietly] SHOW ME THE BALL! 111 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,798 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK AT THE SIGNATURE. 112 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,400 - LEN REALLY HUSTLED TO GET THIS BALL FOR DAD. 113 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,801 PATRICK EWING'S PEOPLE 114 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,769 MUST PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT ON HER. 115 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,037 - AND LENNON, SHOW HER THE STAND YOU MADE. 116 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,406 - OKAY. - CAN YOU BELIEVE HER? 117 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,641 SHE DOES WOOD-WORKING. - HERE IT IS. 118 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,676 - IT DOESN'T REALLY NEED A STAND. 119 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,044 - ALL RIGHT, UH, WELL, 120 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,946 I WILL BRING THIS TO THE PARTY TOMORROW, 121 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,349 AND THEN IF YOU NEED ME TO DO ANYTHING ELSE, LET ME KNOW. 122 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,683 - OH, THERE'S A THOUSAND THINGS YOU CAN DO. 123 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:10,784 I'LL SEND YOU AN EMAIL. 124 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,321 - OH, DON'T WORRY, MARILYN. BETWEEN LENNON AND I, 125 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,722 WE GOT YA COVERED. 126 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,557 - OKAY, LET'S GET OUT OF THESE KIDS' HAIR, HUH? 127 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,991 IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. I WANNA GET THESE PANTS OFF. 128 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:19,827 - ALL RIGHT, COOL YOUR JETS, DON. 129 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:22,296 WE'RE GOING! JOE, I KEEP FORGETTING 130 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,665 TO ASK YOU-- HOW ARE THINGS AT WORK? 131 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:25,799 - WORK? JOE, YOU DON'T HAVE A J-- 132 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,001 - IT'S GOING GREAT, MOM. - ARE YOU STILL IN THE CUBICLE 133 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,837 NEXT TO CHARLIE WHO HAD THE BABY? 134 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,839 - YEAH, I AM. I'LL WALK YOU GUYS OUT. 135 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,441 OKAY? - OKAY. 136 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,609 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - MM-HMM. 137 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:36,877 - [whispers] - HANG ON THERE, MARILYN. 138 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,846 YOU GOT A BRA ON YOUR ASS. 139 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,981 - WHAT? - YEAH. 140 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,817 THE MISSING LINK! HA HA. 141 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,553 ALL RIGHT. 142 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,688 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THE LION KING. 143 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:48,822 THIS IS A LOT OF THEATER. 144 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,691 - HEY, SWEET NUTS, 145 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:53,627 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU QUIT YOUR JOB? 146 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,829 - I THOUGHT THAT YOU NOT BRINGING IT UP LAST NIGHT 147 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,631 MEANT I GOT AWAY WITH IT. 148 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,732 - OKAY, YOU GOTTA TELL THEM, 149 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,534 'CAUSE SHE ALREADY DOESN'T LIKE ME. 150 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:01,869 SHE'S GONNA THINK IT WAS MY IDEA. 151 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,571 - LENNON, MY MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY. 152 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,506 SHE ONLY WARMED UP TO ME IN MY LATE '20s. 153 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,475 MY DAD SAYS FOUR WORDS A DAY: 154 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,776 "WHERE IS THE CAN?" 155 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,043 - OKAY, WELL, DO YOU THINK 156 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,779 THAT ME GETTING THIS PRESENT TOGETHER 157 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:12,713 IS GONNA WIN ME POINTS? 158 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,515 - YOU KNOW WHAT WILL WIN YOU SOME POINTS? 159 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:15,649 - WHAT? 160 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:16,817 - BREAK OUT THOSE SWEET AREOLAS AGAIN. 161 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,652 - GET OUT OF HERE. - BEST IN BROOKLYN. 162 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,853 - GET OUT OF HERE! - ALL RIGHT. 163 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,489 YOU GONNA MEET US AT THE HOTEL WITH THE BALL? 164 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,556 - YEAH. 3:45. I JUST GOTTA DO 165 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,525 ALL THIS STUFF YOUR MOTHER ASKED ME TO DO FIRST. 166 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:25,793 - YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET ALL THAT DONE. 167 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,994 - UM...YES, I AM. 168 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,462 - HOW? - I DON'T KNOW. 169 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:31,499 WITH THESE GUYS? KNOCKIN' OUT. 170 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,966 - OKAY, SO YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JACQUES TORRES 171 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,068 FOR THE BELGIUM CHOCOLATES. - AND THEN I GET THE FLOWERS? 172 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,770 - YES. ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM THE SUBWAY. 173 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,673 AND THEN A SINGING CARD? WHAT IS THIS...SINGING CARD? 174 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,108 IT HAS TO BE A SINGING CARD. - IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS. 175 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,676 - THIS WOMAN IS A PIECE OF WORK. 176 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:43,777 - SHE HATES ME, RIGHT? 177 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,646 - SHE HATES EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 178 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:46,780 THAT IS TRUE. 179 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,549 BUT AFTER WE ARE DONE WITH HER, 180 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,651 SHE IS GONNA LOVE YA. - OKAY. 181 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,920 - LET ME WASH YOUR BRAS, LEN. TAKE THAT OFF YOUR LIST. 182 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,588 I'M ALREADY DOING LAUNDRY. 183 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:55,989 ALSO--LOVE TO PICK UP AROUND THE HOUSE. 184 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,825 WHO LIVES LIKE THIS? - OKAY, WELL, DON'T GO CRAZY, 185 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,860 'CAUSE I STILL NEED YOU TO GO THROUGH YOUR MAIL. 186 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,862 - OKAY. HOW 'BOUT I THROW IN SOME CINNAMON ROLLS 187 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:02,730 SO YOU HAVE SOME SUSTENANCE? 188 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,097 - MAYBE DON'T DO THE CINNAMON ROLLS. 189 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,999 - OKAY, SO BRAS FIRST, THEN CINNAMON ROLLS. 190 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,100 - JESS, PUT A PIN IN THE CINNAMON ROLLS. 191 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,770 - NO CINNAMON ROLLS. - GOTTA GO THROUGH YOUR MAIL. 192 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:10,938 - [whimpers] - WHAT? 193 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,873 - I DON'T WANT TO OPEN THAT MAIL. 194 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,975 - WHY? - THERE'S SAD STUFF IN THERE. 195 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,610 - OKAY-- - PLEASE, LENNON. 196 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,946 - HEY. WHY DON'T YOU SET ASIDE THE SAD STUFF, 197 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,548 AND WE'LL GO THROUGH IT TOMORROW TOGETHER. 198 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,550 - GOT IT. - GOT IT. 199 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,718 - WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE FREEZER? 200 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:25,853 - JUST GOTTA GET THE CINNAMON ROLLS. 201 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,821 - AH-AH-AH-- - JUST TWO CINNAMON ROLLS! 202 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,424 - NO, JUST PUT IT-- - HALF A ROLL IN A ZIPLOC BAG! 203 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,478 [air brakes hiss] 204 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,886 - HMM. THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SIDE TABLE. 205 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,121 [buzzer] 206 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,891 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S MY SIDE TABLE! 207 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,659 OH, NO! OKAY! HOLD ON! 208 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:08,996 HI! HELLO. I THINK THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE. 209 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:09,997 - ARE YOU JESSICA CHAPMAN? - YES, BUT-- 210 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,132 - GREAT. SIGN THIS. - NO, I CAN'T SIGN THAT. 211 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,001 'CAUSE THIS STUFF-- I CAN'T HAVE THIS STUFF, 212 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,202 SO WE NEED TO GET THAT BACK ON THE TRUCK. 213 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,471 - NO CAN DO, LADY. TODAY'S YOUR DAY. 214 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,172 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND-- THIS IS JUST NOT A GREAT TIME. 215 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,141 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - THIS IS MY STUFF 216 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,843 FROM SAN FRANCISCO. - WHAT? WHY IS IT HERE TODAY? 217 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,144 - I DON'T KNOW! YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT 218 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,746 THEY WOULD HAVE TOLD ME WHEN IT WAS COMING! 219 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,581 - CHECK YOUR VOICE MAIL, LADY. WE CALLED YOU NINE TIMES. 220 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:28,949 - JESSICA, IS THAT TRUE? 221 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,918 - SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE TRUE? 222 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,252 LENNON, I'M SO SORRY. 223 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,221 IT'S JUST EVERY TIME I CALL MY VOICE MAIL, 224 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,824 IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF "I'M SORRY YOU GOT DUMPED," MESSAGES. 225 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,092 I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. - IT'S FINE, LET'S JUST GET IN 226 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,594 SO I CAN GET INTO THE CITY. - OKAY. GO AHEAD. 227 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,930 both: LET US IN. I DON'T HAVE THE KEY. 228 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,031 - JESSICA, I LEFT THE KEY-- - PLEASE TELL ME 229 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,766 YOU HAVE THE KEYS RIGHT NOW! 230 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,667 - WELL, IS THE DOOR UPSTAIRS UNLOCKED? 231 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,837 'CAUSE QUEENETTA CAN LET US IN, RIGHT? 232 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,039 JESS, PLEASE TELL ME WE ARE NOT LOCKED OUT. 233 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,808 - I WANNA TELL YOU THAT WE ARE NOT LOCKED OUT. 234 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,277 BUT WE MIGHT BE LOCKED OUT. 235 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,280 - SAM, SAM, I'VE BEEN VERY CLEAR THAT I CAN'T HAVE THIS TODAY. 236 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,482 YOU'RE A VERY SWEET MAN. DO YOU HAVE DAUGHTERS? 237 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,786 - WHAT'S THE POINT OF A LOCKSMITH 238 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,655 IF YOU CAN'T GET HERE? - NANA! 239 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:08,689 LENNON, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO NANA! 240 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:09,990 - I HOPE YOU'RE MOISTURIZING, 241 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,892 'CAUSE YOUR NANA DID NOT HAVE GOOD SKIN. 242 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,193 - HEY, BABE, IT'S ME AGAIN. 243 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,361 CAN YOU JUST CALL ME WHEN YOU GET A SECOND? 244 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,230 THANK YOU. LOVE YOU. BYE. - MOLLY AND POLLY CORNHUSK! 245 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,132 I THOUGHT I LOST THESE GUYS IN THE DIVORCE! 246 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,101 - JESS, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW 247 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,571 WE DO NOT HAVE A LOCKSMITH, JOE IS AT THE LION KING... 248 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,038 - OKAY, DID YOU CALL RAV? - YES! 249 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,874 HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE 250 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,709 AT THE HOTEL IN 1 1/2 HOURS WITH THAT BALL. 251 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,812 - EXCUSE ME. HOW MUCH IS THIS CHINA CASSEROLE DISH? 252 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,614 - NOT FOR SALE! GIMME THAT, GET OUTTA HERE! 253 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,682 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT! 254 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,550 - LENNON, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 255 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,085 Q, CAN YOU WATCH MY STUFF? 256 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,588 - I NEED TO CHECK MY SCHEDULE. - WHAT SCHEDULE DO YOU HAVE? 257 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,055 - CAN I SELL IT? I'M GONNA SELL IT. 258 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,691 - NO! I SAID WATCH IT, NOT SELL IT! 259 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,559 - DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME! 260 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:46,760 - QUEENETTA, PLEASE! 261 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,228 - OKAY. 262 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,229 - [sighs] 263 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,030 LENNON! 264 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,766 LENNON, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE! 265 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,067 - SHUT YOUR MOUTH. 266 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,736 THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD IDEA WE'VE HAD ALL DAY. 267 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,071 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I AM PULLING A 2002, GENIUS. 268 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,973 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE WERE A LOT SMALLER BACK THEN. 269 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,643 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE, AND IT'S RUDE. 270 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,578 - LENNON, YOU WERE A 26. YOU'RE NOW FIRMLY A 30. 271 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,147 - I WEAR A 29 AT ANTHROPOLOGIE, JUST FYI. 272 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,782 [rip] OKAY--OH, NO! 273 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,317 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? LENNON, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 274 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,351 - CAN YOU SEE? 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW. 275 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,253 - I THINK YOUR BELT LOOP IS CAUGHT ON THE GRATE. 276 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,689 BE VERY CAREFUL. DON'T HURT YOUR WOMB. 277 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,090 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GRAB IT, 278 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,626 AND THEN I CAN JUST--AAH! - AAH! OH, MY GOD! 279 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,628 OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU LACERATED? 280 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,362 - NO. I'M FINE. - WHAT--I'M SPOTTING YOU. 281 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,797 - LISTEN TO ME... - OH, MY GOD, 282 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,833 PLEASE DON'T DIE, LENNON. - I NEED YOU TO GO 283 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,334 TO THE FIREHOUSE. - WHAT? NO. 284 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,036 - YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE--NOW'S YOUR CHANCE. 285 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,671 - NO, LENNON, NOT DRESSED LIKE THIS. 286 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,072 I'M WEARING HARVEY ROTHMAN'S BAR MITZVAH BOXERS. 287 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,307 - JESS, WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT PROBLEMS THAN YOUR VANITY. 288 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:35,943 - OKAY, BUT ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY UP THERE? 289 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:36,810 - YEAH, YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 290 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,946 WILL YOU ANSWER ME ONE QUESTION? - WHAT? 291 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,614 - HOW DO WE MAKE THIS OUTFIT BETTER? 292 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:43,684 - CAN YOU COME INTO THE LIGHT? - YEAH. DO I TUCK IT IN? 293 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:44,985 - NO, CINCH IT. GIVE YOURSELF A WAIST. 294 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,353 - TUCK IT AND CINCH IT. - NATURAL PROPORTIONS. 295 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,821 NATURAL PROPORTIONS. 296 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,623 - ALL RIGHT, LENNON, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY? 297 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,758 - OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT HERE. - OKAY! 298 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,264 - I'M SORRY, MA'AM, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE BLANKETS. 299 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,799 HEY, RODNEY, WE HAVE ANY MORE BLANKETS 300 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,701 FOR THAT LADY FROM THE SHELTER? 301 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,335 - OH, NO, I'M NOT FROM THE SHELTER. 302 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,171 I--THE--UH, THESE ARE MY... UH, LAUND-- 303 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,773 YOU KNOW WHAT? DOESN'T MATTER. 304 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,976 MY BEST FRIEND IS STUCK IN A FIRE ESCAPE. 305 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,878 - OKAY. 306 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,746 - UH...SO I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP. 307 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,715 - YEAH. THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 308 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,183 - SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS BE SOUNDING AN ALARM? 309 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,152 I JUST SAID MY BEST FRIEND IS--IS STUCK 310 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,054 IN A FIRE ESCAPE. 311 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,323 SHE COULD BE DANGLING OR-- - IT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY, MA'AM. 312 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,391 IT'S A VERBAL ALARM. 313 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,160 YOU WALKED INTO OUR SPACE, LET US KNOW ABOUT IT, 314 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,361 SO WE'LL SEND SOMEONE WITH YOU. 315 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,329 WE JUST GOTTA GET THE BEST. 316 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,098 - OKAY. WELL, SHOULD YOU BE WALKING FASTER? 317 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,700 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD ME, 318 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,401 BUT MY FRIEND IS STUCK IN A FIRE ESCAPE. 319 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,269 - NEWBY! WE GOT A LIVE ONE FOR YA! 320 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,805 - SO WHO ARE YOU SENDING ME WITH? 321 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:41,074 - LIEUTENANT NEWBY. ONE OF OUR BEST. 322 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,410 - LIEUTENANT RITA NEWBY. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA? 323 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,779 - UM, MY BEST FRIEND IS STUCK IN A FIRE ESCAPE. 324 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,782 - YOU KNOW WHAT? TELL ME IN THE TRUCK. 325 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,150 - I HAVE A HEADACHE. 326 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,185 I DIDN'T KNOW THE MONKEY STORYTELLER 327 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,254 WAS GONNA BE SCREAMING RIGHT INTO MY FACE. 328 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,456 DO THEY NOT HAVE RAISINETS? 329 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,358 - SO MOM, YOU KNOW THAT GAME I'VE BEEN DESIGNING? 330 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,793 THE LINK I SENT YOU GUYS? 331 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:00,928 - I THINK YOUR FATHER BROWSED IT. 332 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:04,164 - YEAH, WELL, I'M THINKING ABOUT TAKING THE YEAR OFF 333 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,465 TO FINISH IT. 334 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,234 - I HOPE THAT'S A JOKE, 335 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,436 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WALK AWAY FROM A JOB WITH BENEFITS 336 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,338 IN THIS ECONOMY, THANK YOU! 337 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,206 - OKAY, WELL, I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW 338 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,709 THIS MIGHT HAPPEN, SO GET ON BOARD. 339 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,811 - WHAT DOES LENNON THINK ABOUT ALL THIS? 340 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,713 - SHE WANTS ME TO DO WHATEVER MAKES ME HAPPY. 341 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,048 - SHE DOESN'T WANT TO RATTLE YOUR CAGE. 342 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,983 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO PUSH YOU. WELL, GUESS WHAT. 343 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,885 A GOOD WIFE PUSHES HER HUSBAND. 344 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,720 OR HER BOYFRIEND OR WHATEVER. 345 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:27,988 DON! GOD-- 346 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,257 - YEAH. HAKUNA MATATA, MARILYN. 347 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,392 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 348 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,761 - I WAS IN THE CAN. 349 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:38,766 [cell phone rings] 350 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,768 - HI! HOW IS EVERYTHING? 351 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,369 - I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M FROM THIS FAMILY. 352 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,238 I WISH I WERE ADOPTED. I WISH I WAS FROM YOUR FAMILY. 353 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,874 - NO, THEN YOU WOULD BE MY BROTHER. 354 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,441 WHAT HAPPENED? - SHE'S JUST IN A BAD MOOD 355 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,743 ABOUT THE SEATS BEING TOO CLOSE. 356 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,511 - BUT SHE ASKED ME TO MOVE THEM. 357 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,346 WHY DOES THAT WOMAN HATE ME? - SHOULD I NOT HAVE SAID THAT? 358 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,148 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. I'M SORRY. 359 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,150 - NO, IT'S FINE. - DON'T WORRY, LENNON. 360 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,219 WE'RE COMING UP! - WHAT'S GOING ON? 361 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,954 - UM, NOTHING. I GOTTA GO. 362 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,890 - LENNY? I'M LIEUTENANT NEWBY. 363 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:03,924 - THE BEST IN THE BIZ! 364 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,793 - ALL RIGHT, NOW, HOLD ON, HON. 365 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,761 I'M GONNA GET PERSONAL WITH YOU FOR A SEC, OKAY? 366 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,863 JUST GONNA...UNHOOK THIS... - YEAH. 367 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,865 - OKAY. I'M GONNA LIFT YOU. 368 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,500 I'M GONNA TOUCH YOU ON YOUR MIDSECTION. 369 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,802 I'M GONNA HOIST YOU. - OKAY. 370 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,904 - HERE WE GO. I'M GONNA PULL YOU UP! 371 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,807 JUST LIKE WINNIE THE POOH STUCK IN A HONEY JAR. 372 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,274 OKAY. - THANK YOU, RITA. 373 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,876 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 374 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,979 - OKAY. LET'S GET YOU GALS INTO YOUR APARTMENT. 375 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,248 IS THAT SMOKE? I SMELL SMOKE. 376 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,818 - WHAT? - THE CINNAMON ROLLS. 377 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:31,952 - JESSICA, YOU PUT A PIN IN THOSE. 378 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,854 - I DID NOT PUT A PIN IN THEM! I'M SOR-- 379 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,356 - OH, MY GOD! JESSICA! 380 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,327 - [screams] NO! 381 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,063 THE BALL! STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! 382 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,833 STOP! OKAY, OKAY. 383 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,534 OH, IT'S RUINED! 384 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,902 THE SIGNATURE IS RUINED! NO! 385 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,103 - OKAY, WE'RE GONNA FIX IT. 386 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,039 - NO, WE ARE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING, JESSICA. 387 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,440 I THINK YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH. 388 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,242 - LISTEN... WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. 389 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,410 - NO, THIS IS BAD, RITA. - YEAH, REALLY BAD. 390 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,879 - HEY, FROM WHAT I UNDERSTOOD IN THE TRUCK, 391 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,413 YOU'RE GOING CRAZY TRYING TO IMPRESS PEOPLE 392 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,549 THAT DON'T DESERVE IMPRESSING. - IS THAT WHAT SHE TOLD YOU? 393 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,817 DID SHE ALSO TELL YOU THAT SHE IS 394 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,185 IN COMPLETE AVOIDANCE OF HER LIFE? 395 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,286 - I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, LENNY. 396 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,988 IT'S NOT EASY STARTING OVER, OKAY? 397 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,022 ESPECIALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR LIFE. 398 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:11,091 - MIDDLE? I DON'T-- - I RECOGNIZE THAT, RITA, 399 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,961 BUT AT A CERTAIN POINT, YOU HAVE TO FACE REALITY. 400 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,462 - OKAY, LENNON, I AM SORRY, OKAY? 401 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,964 THE ONLY REASON I GOT LOCKED OUT OF THE APARTMENT 402 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,465 IS 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR BRAS. 403 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,467 - NO, JESSICA, THAT IS NOT TRUE. 404 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,202 THE REASON YOU GOT LOCKED OUT OF OUR APARTMENT 405 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,271 IS BECAUSE ALL YOUR STUFF SHOWED UP 406 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,073 BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANSWERING YOUR MAIL. 407 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,908 DID SHE TELL YOU THAT, RITA? 408 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,576 I NEEDED YOU TO SHOW UP FOR ME TODAY, JESS, 409 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,079 AND YOU DIDN'T DO IT. - OKAY, SO LET ME TRY NOW. 410 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,580 LET ME FIX IT! - YOU KNOW WHAT? 411 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,415 WHY DON'T YOU JUST DEAL WITH YOUR STUFF, 412 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,450 AND I WILL DEAL WITH MINE. - LEN! 413 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,352 LEN, COME ON. 414 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,426 GOD. - IT'S OKAY. 415 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,062 - IT'S JUST HARD. - [patting] I KNOW. 416 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,933 OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. - [sniffling] 417 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,406 - GUESS YOU GOT IN. 418 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,507 - YEAH. 419 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,943 - OKAY. WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? 420 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,377 - I'M TRYING TO FORGE THIS SIGNATURE 421 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,345 'CAUSE I MESSED IT UP. 422 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,380 I GOTTA FIX IT FOR LEN. - WHO'S PETER EWING? 423 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,382 - SOME BASKETBALL PLAYER JOE'S DAD LIKES. 424 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,884 - I THINK YOU MEAN PATRICK EWING. 425 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,185 - WHAT? WAIT. WHO'S PETER? 426 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,454 - YOUR EX-HUSBAND. - NO! AAH! 427 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,557 GOD! I CANNOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT TODAY. 428 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,359 I'M THE WORST FRIEND. LENNON'S RIGHT. 429 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,229 - OH, IS THAT WHAT SHE SAID? - YEAH. THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID. 430 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,097 SHE SAID I AM IN DENIAL OF MY STUFF 431 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,398 AND SHE DOESN'T WANT MY HELP, 432 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,599 AND SHE JUST WANTS TO LIVE OUR LIVES 433 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,935 SEPARATELY LIKE STRANGERS. 434 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:28,936 - WELL, IS THAT YOUR STUFF 435 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,170 OUTSIDE ON THE STREET? - YEAH. 436 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,672 - IS IT YOUR FAULT THE ENTIRE KITCHEN IS COVERED IN FOAM? 437 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,274 - UH-HUH. - AND IT SMELLS LIKE SMOKE 438 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,542 IN HERE 'CAUSE... - CINNAMON ROLL FIRE 439 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,044 THAT I STARTED. - AND IS THAT 440 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,678 YOUR GIANT STACK OF MAIL? - YES! YES, YES, YES! 441 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,647 I GET IT, RAV, OKAY? I GET IT. 442 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,482 I NEED TO DEAL WITH MY STUFF. 443 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,750 YOU CRACKED THE CASE! 444 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,153 CONGRATULATIONS, BRENDA LEIGH JOHNSON FROM THE CLOSER! 445 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,988 OKAY? BUT GUESS WHAT. I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH IT. 446 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,589 I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH ANY OF THIS STUFF. 447 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,059 - WHY NOT? - 'CAUSE I'M SCARED! 448 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,127 - OF WHAT? - BECAUSE IF I DEAL WITH IT, 449 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,495 THEN IT'S REAL, AND I'M SLEEPING 450 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,430 ON MY BEST FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND'S AEROBED 451 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,466 IN HIS OFFICE COVERED IN DRAWINGS OF MUTANT ORPHANS, 452 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,535 AND THIS IS NOT HOW I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS GONNA BE. 453 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,479 - IT'S REAL EITHER WAY. - GOD, I DON'T WANT IT. 454 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,547 - AND UNLESS YOU DEAL WITH YOUR OWN STUFF, 455 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,184 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO HELP ANYONE ELSE. 456 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,187 THE HOPI INDIANS HAVE THIS SAYING-- 457 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,388 - OH, MY GOD, STOP TALKING. 458 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,190 JUST SO I CAN AVOID HEARING THE STORY, 459 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,524 I'M GOING TO DEAL WITH IT, OKAY? 460 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,193 I'M GONNA OPEN MY MAIL. 461 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,328 I'M GONNA CALL PETER'S OFFICE IN THE MORNING, 462 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,064 AND I'M JUST GONNA DEAL WITH MY STUFF ON THE STREET, OKAY? 463 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,400 - GOOD. - BUT HOW DO WE MAKE IT RIGHT 464 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,501 FOR LEN? - WELL, WHAT WOULD 465 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,069 BRENDA LEIGH JOHNSON FROM THE CLOSER DO? 466 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,507 - WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 467 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,608 - WE GOTTA GO TO THE CITY. 468 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,476 - AND I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY HERE WITH ALL YOUR STUFF? 469 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,345 - I DON'T KNOW. UM... 470 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,580 YOU KNOW WHAT? SELL IT. 471 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,716 - OKAY, GOOD, 'CAUSE I TOLD THAT CHINESE MAN 472 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,319 TO COME BACK IN AN HOUR WITH CASH. 473 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,721 [tires squealing] 474 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,258 - OH, I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. 475 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,293 - WHERE'S THE BALL? - I DON'T HAVE THE BALL. 476 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,029 IT GOT RUINED IN A FIRE. 477 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,463 - OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. - IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY. 478 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,631 WHEN DAD FOUND OUT ABOUT THE PARTY, 479 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,299 HE WENT INTO THE BAR AND HE WON'T COME OUT. 480 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,369 - I ASKED YOU TWO TO DO ONE THING--ONE THING, 481 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,370 AND YOU COULDN'T DO IT. 482 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,438 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 483 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,406 YOU DIDN'T ASK US TO DO ONE THING. 484 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,774 YOU ASKED ME TO DO TEN. 485 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,409 AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS 486 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,545 THAT MY LIFE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF COMPLICATION RIGHT NOW, 487 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,347 SO I WOULD APPRECIATE-- - I QUIT MY JOB! 488 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,349 - WHAT? - I-I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT IT. 489 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,517 I DID IT, AND I'M FOLLOWING MY DREAMS, 490 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,353 AND IT'S MY IDEA, IT'S NOT LEN'S. 491 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,720 - OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, THEN. 492 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,356 WELL, EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE DOING 493 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,623 EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANNA DO. 494 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,659 SO I'M GOING TO GO TO THE HOTEL GIFT SHOP, 495 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:37,264 AND I'M GOING TO SPEND $300 ON SCENTED CANDLES. 496 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,633 - BABE, I'M SO SORRY I DON'T HAVE THE BALL. 497 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,535 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO-- - DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. 498 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:43,670 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 499 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,438 I BETTER GO TELL PEOPLE WHAT'S GOING ON. 500 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,340 - OKAY. 501 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,551 CAN I SIT HERE, DON? 502 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,253 - FREE COUNTRY. 503 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,689 - OH, CAN I JUST GET A VODKA ON THE ROCKS? 504 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,258 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAKE IT A WHISKEY. 505 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,727 - EITHER ONE'LL DO IT FOR YOU. 506 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,463 - THAT'S VERY TRUE, DON. VERY TRUE. 507 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,035 THANKS. 508 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,612 HOW HAVE YOU FOUND THE BATHROOMS TO BE IN THIS HOTEL? 509 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,746 - PRETTY GOOD. - YEAH? 510 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,481 - YEAH. I LOCATED A COUPLE OF GOOD ONES. 511 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,150 - THE NICEST ONE IS THE ONE UPSTAIRS. 512 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,584 - SECOND FLOOR ACROSS FROM THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 513 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,354 - THEY HAVE FULL DOOR STALLS. - LOVE THOSE. 514 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,423 MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A GROWNUP. - RIGHT? 515 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,792 PEOPLE CAN'T SEE YOUR FEET. - YEAH. 516 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,262 YEAH. I HAD A PRIVATE BATHROOM AT THE OFFICE. 517 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,630 - REALLY? THAT'S PRETTY SWEET. 518 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,733 - YEP. YEAH, MY OWN PERSONAL BATHROOM. 519 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,769 NOW I'LL BE SHARING WITH MARILYN ALL DAY, I GUESS. 520 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,306 SHE'LL BE RIDING MY ASS TO WIPE DOWN THE COUNTER. 521 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:59,346 I MISSED ONE DAY OF WORK IN 33 YEARS. 522 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,780 THAT WAS THE DAY JOE WAS BORN. 523 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,250 - OH. 524 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,252 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M GONNA DO WITH MYSELF 525 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,588 ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 526 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,592 - THERE'S AN OPENING IN MY JAZZ TAP FUSION CLASS. 527 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,694 YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME. - [laughs] OH, YEAH. 528 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,564 THAT'LL BE GREAT. HERE'S ONE HOUR A WEEK DOWN. 529 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,633 - I THINK YOU'D REALLY ENJOY OUR WARM-UP. 530 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,470 - I'M SURE I WOULD. 531 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,373 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK 532 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,641 THAT YOU NEED TO FIGURE IT ALL OUT AT ONCE. 533 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:29,876 IT'S A PRETTY BIG CHANGE. 534 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:33,313 YOU COULD JUST GIVE YOURSELF A LITTLE TIME TO GET USED TO IT. 535 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,648 - WELL, YEAH, EXCEPT THERE'S... 536 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,350 A PARTY GOING ON RIGHT NOW, 537 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,685 AND PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO WALK IN THERE 538 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,820 AND ACT LIKE EVERYTHING'S NORMAL AND... 539 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,656 IT'S JUST NOT. 540 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,692 IT'S NOT NORMAL. 541 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,794 - I KNOW. 542 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:54,501 YOU KNOW, MARILYN HAD ME GET YOU A, UM... 543 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,936 A SIGNED BASKETBALL BY PATRICK EWING. 544 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,171 - REALLY? - YEAH. 545 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,339 - WOW. - DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. 546 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:03,343 IT GOT BURNED UP IN A CINNAMON ROLL FIRE. 547 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,846 - OKAY. I'M NOT GONNA ASK ABOUT THE DETAILS THERE. 548 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,715 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT PRESENT, THOUGH. 549 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,250 - IT WOULD HAVE BEEN. 550 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,787 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, LENNON? 551 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,690 I WILL WALK INTO THAT PARTY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW 552 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,192 ON ONE CONDITION. - NAME IT. 553 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:22,762 - YOU GET THE HAT. - DONE AND DONE. 554 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:23,896 - HAKUNA MATATA, LENNON. 555 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,798 - HAKUNA MATATA, DON. 556 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,334 [background chatter] 557 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,868 - HEY, BOB, COME ON, WHERE YOU GOING? 558 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,938 I FINALLY MADE IT. [crowd commotion] 559 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,706 HOW YOU DOING? HEY! 560 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,675 HEY, THANKS. HONEY. 561 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,217 - IS THERE A DON HERE? - WHAT--CURLY NEAL? 562 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,818 WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 563 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,888 - ON BEHALF OF MARILYN, JOE, AND LENNY, 564 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,358 WE'D LIKE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY RETIREMENT. 565 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,859 THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. 566 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,894 crowd: HEAR, HEAR. - THANK YOU, CURLY. 567 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,229 THANK YOU, EVERYONE. 568 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,797 HEY, I USED TO TAKE MY-- JOE, COME HERE. 569 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,898 I USED TO TAKE MY SON JOE. 570 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,268 WE USED TO COME SEE YOU AT THE GARDEN ALL THE TIME. 571 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,469 - WELL, THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL MEMORIES. 572 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,804 - JESS, HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN? 573 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,673 THIS IS AMAZING. 574 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,007 - OH, I GUESS I NEVER TOLD YOU. 575 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,842 I TOOK A CLINIC WITH THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS, 576 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,978 AND MY DAD USED TO DO THEIR BOOKS. 577 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,282 - YOU BROUGHT FRED "CURLY" NEAL TO JOE'S DAD'S RETIREMENT-- 578 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,417 - THAT'S UNCLE CURLY. THAT'S UNCLE CURLS TO ME. 579 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,951 - LENNON, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 580 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:19,952 EXCUSE ME. - OH. 581 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,021 - I AM SO GRATEFUL 582 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,257 YOU GOT DON INTO THIS PARTY. 583 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,793 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT THAT STUBBORN PAIN IN THE ASS 584 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,594 OUT OF THE BAR. 585 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,829 BUT I'M VERY, VERY APPRECIATIVE. 586 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,564 - I JUST TOLD HIM ALL THE SPECIAL THINGS 587 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,266 THAT YOU HAD PLANNED FOR HIM. - OH... 588 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,434 - THAT WE BURNED IN A FIRE. 589 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,002 - BURNED IN A CINNAMON ROLL FIRE. 590 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,904 - ALL RIGHT, STOP FARTING AROUND NOW. 591 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,539 WE GOTTA GO OVER HERE, 592 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,940 'CAUSE CURLY'S GONNA TEACH THE FAMILY 593 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,942 SOMETHING TO DO WITH BALLS. 594 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,744 - OKAY. [laughing] 595 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,846 - HERE WE GO. YOU READY OVER THERE? 596 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,014 DON! 597 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,450 [crowd murmuring] 598 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,686 - OH! [applause] 599 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,956 - LENNON, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 600 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,426 OH! - OH! 601 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,830 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY TO GET STARTED? 602 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,498 LET'S SWEAT. 603 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,567 - * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 604 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:13,606 * 605 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,608 * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 606 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,611 * 607 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,612 - WHOO! 608 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,482 * 609 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,950 FREESTYLE! 610 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,453 WHATEVER YOU WANT! * 611 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,788 - * YEAH 612 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,357 * YEAH 46084

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