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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,553 --> 00:00:03,279 - LEN, MY MARRIAGE IS FALLING APART. 2 00:00:03,313 --> 00:00:05,143 I HAD TO MAKE A CALL. 3 00:00:05,177 --> 00:00:06,558 - SO, YOU WENT TO THE SHADIEST NAIL SALON IN SAN FRANCISCO 4 00:00:06,592 --> 00:00:08,284 AND GOT A BIKINI WAX? 5 00:00:08,318 --> 00:00:10,493 - I THINK THEY JUST FOUND, LIKE, AN OLD YANKEE CANDLE, 6 00:00:10,527 --> 00:00:12,426 MELTED IT DOWN, AND SLAPPED IT ON DOWN THERE. 7 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,392 - JESSICA, COME ON! 8 00:00:13,427 --> 00:00:15,118 - LISTEN, PETER'S COMING HOME TOMORROW. 9 00:00:15,153 --> 00:00:16,430 I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 10 00:00:16,464 --> 00:00:18,466 - HEY, YOU ALWAYS HAVE A CHOICE WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR VAGINA. 11 00:00:18,501 --> 00:00:20,227 - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO-- 12 00:00:20,261 --> 00:00:22,263 GREET MY HUSBAND AT THE DOOR WEARING A PAIR OF FUR SHORTS? 13 00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:23,816 - I'M NOT LISTENING, BUT I WILL SAY 14 00:00:23,851 --> 00:00:25,370 THAT MEN DO LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN. 15 00:00:25,404 --> 00:00:26,819 - JOE, GET OUT OF THERE! 16 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:28,511 HEY, HE'S LYING TO YOU, BY THE WAY. 17 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:29,822 YOU SHOULD GET THAT TAKEN CARE OF. 18 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:30,823 - NEVER. - LENNON. 19 00:00:30,858 --> 00:00:32,515 IT IS A SITUATION DOWN THERE. 20 00:00:32,549 --> 00:00:34,103 - THEY MAY TAKE MY LIFE... 21 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:35,242 - DON'T YOU DO IT. DON'T DO BRAVEHEART. 22 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:36,450 - BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE... 23 00:00:36,484 --> 00:00:37,520 both: MY FREEDOM! 24 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:38,831 - OH, MY GOD. YOU TWO ARE INSANE. 25 00:00:38,866 --> 00:00:40,799 [doorbell rings] I GOT To GET THE DOOR. HOLD ON. 26 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:44,216 - BABE, YOU NAILED IT. 27 00:00:44,251 --> 00:00:45,873 - OH, MY GOD! 28 00:00:45,907 --> 00:00:46,839 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? 29 00:00:46,874 --> 00:00:48,358 - [screams] - JESSICA? 30 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:50,567 ARE YOU BEING MURDERED? WHAT'S GOING ON? 31 00:00:50,602 --> 00:00:52,086 WHAT HAPPENED? 32 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:54,295 - [crying] PETER FED EXED ME DIVORCE PAPERS. 33 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:55,503 - OH, MY-- - I DIDN'T GET A WORD OF THAT. 34 00:00:55,538 --> 00:00:57,126 - PETER FED EXED HER DIVORCE PAPERS. 35 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,369 - HE DIDN'T EVEN FED EX THEM PRIORITY OVERNIGHT. 36 00:00:59,404 --> 00:01:02,200 - WELL, WHAT DID HE SEND IT? - TWO-DAY GROUND, LENNON. 37 00:01:02,234 --> 00:01:03,856 - TWO-DAY GROUND? REALLY? 38 00:01:03,891 --> 00:01:05,168 - I BROKE IT. 39 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:06,859 LENNON, I JUST BROKE THESE PAPERS. 40 00:01:06,894 --> 00:01:08,240 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT. 41 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:09,138 YOU'RE COMING HOME TONIGHT. 42 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:11,209 I'M BOOKING YOU A TICKET TO NEW YORK. 43 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:12,210 - OKAY. - OKAY. 44 00:01:12,244 --> 00:01:14,177 - OKAY. - OKAY. 45 00:01:14,212 --> 00:01:15,109 - ON THE PLUS SIDE, JESS, 46 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:16,766 YOU CAN PUT THOSE FUR SHORTS BACK ON. 47 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,629 - BABE! 48 00:01:17,663 --> 00:01:19,355 - JOE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 49 00:01:19,389 --> 00:01:23,773 - I'M--I'M SORRY. I'M NOT GOOD WITH TRAGEDY. 50 00:01:30,297 --> 00:01:32,299 - HERE I WAS JUST WAXING THINGS... 51 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:34,197 - WELL, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT. 52 00:01:34,232 --> 00:01:35,405 - TALKING TO DR. GAIL. - OKAY. 53 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,235 - THE POINT IS HE'S ALREADY CHECKED OUT. 54 00:01:37,269 --> 00:01:39,375 - THAT'S HOW HE WAS THE ENTIRE MARRIAGE, JESS. 55 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:41,756 - I JUST FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT. 56 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:42,895 - I KNOW, BUT... 57 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:45,105 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING YOU COULD'VE DONE. 58 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:48,280 - I BET--I BET HE'S WITH THAT GIRL FROM THE LISBON OFFICE-- 59 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:50,248 SHORT BANGS. - OKAY, LET'S NOT JUMP TO ANY-- 60 00:01:50,282 --> 00:01:52,077 - I DIDN'T TRUST HER THE MOMENT I SAW HER, 61 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,183 WITH THOSE KNEE-HIGH SOCKS, AND THOSE MARY JANES. 62 00:01:54,217 --> 00:01:56,081 - WELL, THAT IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL LOOK. 63 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,047 - NO, IT ISN'T. 64 00:01:57,082 --> 00:01:59,222 BUT I BET SHE'S A LOT LESS WORK THAN I AM. 65 00:01:59,257 --> 00:02:01,224 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 66 00:02:01,259 --> 00:02:04,262 - I'LL BET SHORT BANGS IS REAL FUN. 67 00:02:04,296 --> 00:02:05,677 I USED TO BE FUN, LEN. 68 00:02:05,711 --> 00:02:07,161 - YOU'RE STILL FUN. 69 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:09,301 - REMEMBER THOSE TRIPS TO BLOCK ISLAND? 70 00:02:09,336 --> 00:02:11,234 WE RODE TANDEM BIKES? - YEAH. 71 00:02:11,269 --> 00:02:13,409 - NOW NO ONE WANTS TO RIDE TANDEM BIKES WITH ME. 72 00:02:13,443 --> 00:02:15,238 - HEY, I HAVE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES 73 00:02:15,273 --> 00:02:17,206 I WOULD LOVE TO RIDE A TANDEM BIKE WITH YOU. 74 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,656 - [sighs] GOD. 75 00:02:19,691 --> 00:02:24,144 WE ALWAYS BLAME OURSELVES, HUH? 76 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:28,734 - UM... 77 00:02:28,769 --> 00:02:31,737 I JUST FEEL, YOU KNOW... - YEAH. 78 00:02:31,772 --> 00:02:34,602 - I JUST WANT... 79 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:36,708 UM, LEN... 80 00:02:36,742 --> 00:02:39,297 IS THERE PERHAPS SOMEWHERE THAT HE MIGHT GO? 81 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:40,712 - WELL, HE LIVES HERE. 82 00:02:40,746 --> 00:02:44,060 - NO, I KNOW, BUT MAYBE, LIKE, A 24-HOUR DUANE READE 83 00:02:44,094 --> 00:02:46,752 OR, LIKE, A BUS STATION MAYBE, WHERE THEY HAVE AN OPEN KIOSK 84 00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:48,202 OR SOMETHING? - YOU KNOW HE CAN HEAR US. 85 00:02:48,237 --> 00:02:49,755 - I DON'T CARE, LENNON. - OKAY. 86 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:52,172 UM, HEY, BABE, I'M SORRY. WOULD YOU MIND JUST, UH...? 87 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,208 - OH, YEAH, TOTALLY. 88 00:02:54,243 --> 00:02:55,727 I'M BUYING DEODORANT. I'M GETTING ON A BUS. 89 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:58,178 - OKAY, LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 90 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,317 WE'RE GONNA MAKE UP A NICE, COMFY BED FOR YOU 91 00:02:59,351 --> 00:03:00,732 IN YOUR OLD ROOM. - OKAY. 92 00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:01,733 - THAT'S MY OFFICE. 93 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:03,079 - JOE WILL BLOW UP THE AEROBED. 94 00:03:03,113 --> 00:03:03,942 - OR I COULD JUST SLEEP ON THE COUCH, 95 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:04,977 AND YOU GUYS COULD TAKE THE BEDROOM. 96 00:03:05,012 --> 00:03:07,014 - REALLY, BABE? - THAT'D BE GREAT. THANK YOU. 97 00:03:07,048 --> 00:03:08,118 - NO, I WAS KIDDING. - AND WE'LL JUST SPEND 98 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:09,465 THE WHOLE WEEKEND JUST SNUGGLED UP ON THE COUCH, 99 00:03:09,499 --> 00:03:11,225 WATCHING STEEL MAGNOLIAS. - CAN WE WATCH STEEL MAGNOLIAS? 100 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:13,123 - BUT WE ARE DOING LAZY SUNDAY, RIGHT? 101 00:03:13,158 --> 00:03:14,021 THAT--THAT'S STILL ON. 102 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:16,023 - WAIT, YOU GUYS STILL DO LAZY SUNDAY? 103 00:03:16,057 --> 00:03:17,231 THAT WAS OUR THING, LEN. 104 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:19,060 - YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S SO DIFFERENT 105 00:03:19,095 --> 00:03:20,683 FROM WHEN YOU AND I USED TO DO IT. 106 00:03:20,717 --> 00:03:22,650 - YEAH, WE DO IT REAL LAZY. WE DO IT RIGHT. 107 00:03:22,685 --> 00:03:25,101 BEST BUDS, CHILI, THE WOLVERINES GAME... 108 00:03:25,135 --> 00:03:28,069 - WAIT--W-WAIT A SECOND. THE TV IS ON? 109 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:30,589 WELL, IS IT STILL A CULINARY EXPERIENCE? 110 00:03:30,624 --> 00:03:31,728 BECAUSE WHEN I WAS IN CHARGE, 111 00:03:31,763 --> 00:03:34,075 IT WAS A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD FOR THE TASTE BUDS. 112 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:35,560 - OH, IT'S STILL A CULINARY EXPERIENCE. 113 00:03:35,594 --> 00:03:37,009 I'M--I'M MAKING MY MONSTER CHILI, 114 00:03:37,044 --> 00:03:38,632 WITH REAL MONSTER ENERGY DRINK, 115 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:39,702 AND SCOOPS. 116 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:41,635 - WHAT THE HELL ARE SCOOPS? 117 00:03:41,669 --> 00:03:46,053 - OKAY, SO A SCOOP IS LIKE A MINIATURE TORTILLA BOWL 118 00:03:46,087 --> 00:03:48,055 DESIGNED BY GENIUS SCIENTISTS 119 00:03:48,089 --> 00:03:50,506 TO CONVEY THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF GUACAMOLE, OF SALSA... 120 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:51,748 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, LEN. 121 00:03:51,783 --> 00:03:54,993 - OKAY, I-I THINK IT MIGHT JUST ALL BE TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW. 122 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,270 - BUT RAV'S ALREADY BRINGING THE PONY KEG. 123 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:58,238 - I'M--WAIT. RAV IS COMING? - YEAH. 124 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,481 AND HE'S BRINGING THIS GIRL HE'S DATING WHO WAS ON MIAMI INK. 125 00:04:00,516 --> 00:04:02,034 - LENNON, I CANNOT SEE RAV RIGHT NOW. 126 00:04:02,069 --> 00:04:03,657 - JESS, IT'S BEEN, LIKE, THREE YEARS, COME ON. 127 00:04:03,691 --> 00:04:04,968 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 128 00:04:05,003 --> 00:04:09,110 WE'RE JUST GONNA HOST NEXT MONTH. 129 00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:10,250 - OH... 130 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:15,772 - LISTEN... 131 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:18,258 I KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A REALLY TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW. 132 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,018 - W-WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING? 133 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,020 - I'M WHISPERING BECAUSE I NEED TO GET ACROSS 134 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,124 SOME INFORMATION IN A HUSHED TONE, OKAY? 135 00:04:23,159 --> 00:04:24,471 - OKAY, WHAT-- WHAT DO YOU WANT? 136 00:04:24,505 --> 00:04:26,024 - I NEED LAZY SUNDAY TO HAPPEN, 137 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,577 'CAUSE I'M PLANNING SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR LEN. 138 00:04:27,612 --> 00:04:28,992 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING? 139 00:04:29,027 --> 00:04:31,063 - I--THERE'S NO WAY I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 140 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:33,031 YOU'LL RUN AND TELL HER, JUST LIKE YOU DID WITH SPRINGSTEEN. 141 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:34,446 - JOE, THAT WAS AN OUTDOOR CONCERT. 142 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:36,483 I WAS TRYING TO JUST MAKE SURE SHE HAD A LIGHT JACKET. 143 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:39,451 - I'M GIVING UP MY OFFICE. IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO. 144 00:04:39,486 --> 00:04:41,108 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 145 00:04:41,142 --> 00:04:43,179 - GREAT. 146 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:45,423 - WHAT ARE YOU DO--WHO-- WHAT IS HAPPENING? OKAY. 147 00:04:45,457 --> 00:04:47,079 - I JUST THOUGHT YOU'RE HAVING A ROUGH TIME. 148 00:04:47,114 --> 00:04:49,150 - I KNOW, BUT I JUST WOULD RATHER--THANK YOU. 149 00:04:49,185 --> 00:04:52,222 - BABE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING UP YOUR OFFICE. 150 00:04:52,257 --> 00:04:53,431 SHE JUST NEEDS, LIKE, A DRAWER OR TWO. 151 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:54,639 - OKAY, BUT JUST, PLEASE, 152 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:57,124 I DON'T WANT HER TOUCHING MY DESK, ALL RIGHT? 153 00:04:57,158 --> 00:04:58,677 I'M DESIGNING THIS NEW CHARACTER FOR MY NEW GAME, 154 00:04:58,712 --> 00:04:59,989 FATAL BLOWOUT, AND I JUST-- 155 00:05:00,023 --> 00:05:02,405 - I'M SORRY. FATAL BLOWOUT? I AM GONNA NEED TO SEE THAT. 156 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,200 - OKAY, OKAY, BUT I-- 157 00:05:04,234 --> 00:05:05,926 IT'S NOT DONE OR ANYTHING, OKAY? - I DON'T CARE. 158 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,927 - OKAY. 159 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:08,998 THERE. 160 00:05:09,032 --> 00:05:11,172 - OH, MY GOD, IS THAT ME? 161 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:13,209 THANKS FOR GIVING ME THOSE GREAT BOOBS. 162 00:05:13,243 --> 00:05:15,004 - YEAH, WELL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED THEM 163 00:05:15,038 --> 00:05:16,661 TO BALANCE OUT YOUR CROSSBOW... - MM-HMM. 164 00:05:16,695 --> 00:05:18,076 - BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ACCESS 165 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,527 TO ALL THIS UNBELIEVABLE WEAPONRY, 166 00:05:20,561 --> 00:05:22,598 YOU STILL INSIST ON ONLY USING YOUR CROSSBOW, 167 00:05:22,632 --> 00:05:24,979 WHICH I THINK IS TOTALLY BADASS. 168 00:05:25,014 --> 00:05:27,430 - THAT IS EXTREMELY BADASS. 169 00:05:27,465 --> 00:05:28,431 I BET YOU WOULD, UH, 170 00:05:28,466 --> 00:05:30,433 GIVE A DRAWER TO ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS. 171 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:31,745 - YEAH, I MEAN, I'D HAVE NO CHOICE. 172 00:05:31,779 --> 00:05:34,679 - YEAH, 'CAUSE OTHERWISE SHE'D MURDER YOU WITH HER GIANT BOOBS. 173 00:05:34,713 --> 00:05:36,577 [laughs] 174 00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,165 THANK YOU. 175 00:05:38,199 --> 00:05:40,443 - IT WAS NOTHING. 176 00:05:40,478 --> 00:05:42,997 - NO, NOT FOR THE BOOBS, FOR THE ROOM. 177 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:46,656 BYE, BABE. BE BACK IN AN HOUR. 178 00:05:46,691 --> 00:05:49,452 NOW, YOU'RE SURE LAZY SUNDAY'S NOT GONNA BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU? 179 00:05:49,487 --> 00:05:51,005 - YES, I THINK IT'LL BE GOOD FOR ME 180 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,524 TO HAVE SOMETHING TO FOCUS ON OTHER THAN 181 00:05:52,559 --> 00:05:53,974 THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF MY LIFE. 182 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:55,562 - YEAH. OH, I'M SORRY. THE RECIPE. 183 00:05:55,596 --> 00:05:57,633 - OH, I'LL GET IT. HOLD ON. 184 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:59,428 - [screams] 185 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,399 - WE WERE GONE FIVE SECONDS-- 186 00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:09,369 JUST F.Y.I. 187 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:12,130 LENNON, WHAT WAS THAT? - I'M SORRY. IT'S-- 188 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,580 JOE CALLS THAT HIS "NAKED FREEDOM." 189 00:06:13,614 --> 00:06:15,616 - THAT MEANS HIS ASS IS ALL OVER THE SEAT CUSHIONS. 190 00:06:15,651 --> 00:06:16,652 - [laughs] YEAH. 191 00:06:16,686 --> 00:06:18,378 - LOOK WHO'S BACK. 192 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,069 BUT I THINK WE ALL SAW THIS COMING. 193 00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:21,519 YOU LOOK OLDER. 194 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:23,417 - OH, REALLY, QUEENETTA? 'CAUSE YOU STILL LOOK SIX. 195 00:06:23,452 --> 00:06:25,557 - I'M 9 1/2! 196 00:06:25,592 --> 00:06:27,041 YOU BEEN GONE THREE YEARS! DO THE MATH! 197 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:28,457 - ALL RIGHT, SIMMER DOWN, Q. 198 00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:31,563 - ALSO, NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK IN THE DATING WORLD, 199 00:06:31,598 --> 00:06:33,634 I'D GET RID OF THEM SAD KHAKIS. 200 00:06:33,669 --> 00:06:35,049 - I NEEDED A RELAXED FIT. 201 00:06:35,084 --> 00:06:36,603 - 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO PUT SOME WORK IN 202 00:06:36,637 --> 00:06:38,398 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP A MAN. 203 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:39,882 NAILS DONE, HAIR DONE... both: EVERYTHING DID. 204 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:40,883 OH, YOU FANCY, HUH? OH, YOU FANCY, HUH? 205 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,402 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 206 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,576 OKAY, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WENT TO JOY NAIL SPA, 207 00:06:44,611 --> 00:06:46,509 AND I GOT IT ALL DONE, QUEENETTA. 208 00:06:46,544 --> 00:06:48,546 - OKAY, WE GOT TO GET TO THE STORE, SO... 209 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,513 - OOH, FOR LAZY SUNDAY? CAN I COME? 210 00:06:50,548 --> 00:06:52,412 - ALL RIGHT, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS OUT HERE 211 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:53,585 LIKE A LITTLE STOOP TROLL. 212 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,276 - 'CAUSE THERE'S A NEW BABY IN MY HOUSE, 213 00:06:55,311 --> 00:06:56,588 AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY IT SMELLS! 214 00:06:56,623 --> 00:06:58,279 - WELL, I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SMELL. 215 00:06:58,314 --> 00:06:59,902 - I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOUR HAIR SMELLS! 216 00:06:59,936 --> 00:07:02,007 - I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE! 217 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:03,595 [bells jangle] 218 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,528 - DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, SWEETHEART. 219 00:07:05,563 --> 00:07:07,427 YOU GET BACK TO YOUR FIGHTING WEIGHT, 220 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:08,462 GET OUT OF THEM KHAKIS, 221 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:11,327 AND YOU'LL BE BEATIN' 'EM BACK WITH A STICK. 222 00:07:11,361 --> 00:07:13,571 NOW, WHICH ONE OF MY PREMIUM MEATS 223 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,262 CAN I INTEREST YOU IN TODAY? 224 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:17,402 - OH, COULD WE HAVE, UH, SEVEN POUNDS OF GROUND CHUCK? 225 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,438 'CAUSE WE'RE DOING JOE'S CHILI. 226 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:21,613 - YOU GOT IT. ALLOW ME TO GO TO THE GRINDER. 227 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:24,374 - THANK YOU, ANGELO. - THANK YOU, ANGELO. 228 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:27,585 HEY, DO I REALLY LOOK THAT BAD IN THESE KHAKIS? 229 00:07:27,619 --> 00:07:29,241 AND WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT WITH MY FIGHTING WEIGHT? 230 00:07:29,276 --> 00:07:30,553 - NO, IT'S JUST THESE FRONT PLEATS. 231 00:07:30,588 --> 00:07:32,452 THEY GIVE THE ILLUSION OF EXTRA WEIGHT. 232 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,937 - OH, GOD. I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS CRAP AGAIN. 233 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:36,490 I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY GOOD UNDERWEAR. 234 00:07:36,525 --> 00:07:38,458 I'M WEARING BATHING SUIT BOTTOMS RIGHT NOW, LENNON. 235 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,218 - HEY, THAT IS NOT HEALTHY. THOSE TRAP MOISTURE. 236 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:41,322 - WHERE AM I GONNA LIVE-- 237 00:07:41,357 --> 00:07:44,567 SOME SAD STUDIO WITH A HOTPLATE AND A MURPHY BED? 238 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:47,363 OH, GOD, THIS IS SO OVERWHELMING. 239 00:07:47,397 --> 00:07:48,951 I GIVE UP. 240 00:07:48,985 --> 00:07:50,918 - YOU GIVE UP. - YEAH. 241 00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:53,265 - OKAY, AND THIS IS FROM THE SAME WOMAN 242 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,854 WHO MANAGED TO THROW TOGETHER IN MERE HOURS 243 00:07:55,889 --> 00:07:58,581 A MEDITERRANEAN FEAST THAT WOULD GO ON TO BECOME 244 00:07:58,616 --> 00:08:02,171 ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY LAZY SUNDAYS EVER? 245 00:08:02,205 --> 00:08:04,345 THOSE GARLIC LAMB SHANKS... - THE SHANKS... 246 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:06,451 - I'M SORRY, YES, THEY FELL RIGHT OFF THE BONE. 247 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,454 AND THEN YOU DID, UM, LIKE, A NEW POTATO OR SOME-- 248 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,387 - IT WAS A SMASH. WHAT IT WAS WAS A PARMESAN SMASH. 249 00:08:11,421 --> 00:08:12,492 - AND THAT WATERMELON FETA SALAD. 250 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:13,458 - SOMETHING HOT, SOMETHING COLD. 251 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,529 - HEY, WE SHOULD DO IT. - WHAT? 252 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:16,357 - WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN-- 253 00:08:16,392 --> 00:08:17,427 THE FEAST, THE MEDITERRANEAN FEAST. 254 00:08:17,462 --> 00:08:18,428 - OKAY. - OKAY, ANGELO! 255 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:20,189 - HUH? 256 00:08:20,223 --> 00:08:21,570 - WE'RE GONNA NEED SEVERAL CUTS OF YOUR MOST PREMIUM MEATS. 257 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:24,469 - SCREW THE GRINDER, ANGELO! THE LADIES ARE BACK! 258 00:08:25,953 --> 00:08:28,162 - HEY, UH... 259 00:08:28,197 --> 00:08:29,888 - OKAY, WE'RE WHISPERING. WHAT'S GOING-- 260 00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:31,441 - I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH. 261 00:08:31,476 --> 00:08:32,891 LENNON IS GONNA LOVE THE SURPRISE. 262 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:34,444 - NO PROBLEM. 263 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:36,446 - HEY, WHERE ARE MY SCOOPS? 264 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:38,276 - OH, WE DON'T NEED SCOOPS, 265 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,416 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT DOING CHILI ANYMORE. 266 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:42,280 - WE'RE DOING SHANKS. 267 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,902 - WHAT? WHY? 268 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:45,525 - I LOVE YOU. 269 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:50,530 - [sighs] 270 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,533 ONLY ONE DRAWER? COME ON, JOE. 271 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:01,195 OH, MY GOD. 272 00:09:07,098 --> 00:09:10,998 - OH! [sighs] 273 00:09:13,069 --> 00:09:14,450 - YES! - OH! 274 00:09:14,484 --> 00:09:17,487 - HA HA! - MWAH! 275 00:09:17,522 --> 00:09:21,422 - OH, RAV? RAV. RAV. RAV. 276 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:22,872 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 277 00:09:27,187 --> 00:09:30,811 - BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, LET ME JUST SAY I'M SORRY. 278 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,502 I NEVER SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU NOT TO MARRY HIM, 279 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:33,711 OR PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. 280 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:36,403 THAT WAS COMPLETELY WRONG ON MY PART, AND I APOLOGIZE. 281 00:09:36,437 --> 00:09:38,370 - OKAY. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 282 00:09:38,405 --> 00:09:40,027 - SURE. ANYTHING. 283 00:09:40,062 --> 00:09:41,891 - WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT JOE FOR LEN, 284 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:43,513 YOU KNOW, LIKE, LONG-TERM? 285 00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:45,446 - I JUST LAID MY SOUL ON THE LINE. 286 00:09:45,481 --> 00:09:46,689 - AND I SAID, "OKAY." 287 00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:48,173 - WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER IN, LIKE, THREE YEARS. 288 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,519 - THAT WASN'T MY FAULT. 289 00:09:49,554 --> 00:09:50,866 - WELL, YOU DIDN'T RETURN MY CALLS. 290 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,384 - WELL, I WAS STILL MAD AT YOU. 291 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:54,007 - WELL, I'M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW. 292 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,525 - OKAY, WELL, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT THIS, 293 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,389 BECAUSE I GOT TO FIGURE OUT IF THIS GUY IS RIGHT FOR LEN. 294 00:09:57,424 --> 00:09:59,391 - YOU'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. FIGURE THAT OUT. 295 00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:00,807 - I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL, BUT THANK YOU. 296 00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:01,808 - REALLY? - YES. 297 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,085 - WHERE'S YOUR BRA? 298 00:10:03,119 --> 00:10:05,846 - OH, MAN. 299 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:09,022 OKAY, I FOUND A RING IN JOE'S DRAWER, 300 00:10:09,056 --> 00:10:11,403 AND I THINK HE'S GONNA PROPOSE ON LAZY SUNDAY. 301 00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:12,922 - THAT'S AWESOME. 302 00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:14,510 - THAT'S NOT AWESOME. IT'S WAY TOO SOON. 303 00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:16,788 THEY'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER, LIKE, WHAT, 11 MONTHS? 304 00:10:16,823 --> 00:10:18,100 - WELL, THAT'S TWICE AS LONG AS YOU AND PETER WERE TOGETHER 305 00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:19,860 BEFORE YOU GUYS GOT ENGAGED, SO... 306 00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:21,344 COME ON, JESS, LOOK AT HER. 307 00:10:21,379 --> 00:10:22,449 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HER THIS COMFORTABLE WITH ANYBODY BEFORE? 308 00:10:22,483 --> 00:10:26,315 - I DON'T THINK SHE'S PARTICULARLY COMFORTABLE. 309 00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:27,834 - [grunting goofily] 310 00:10:27,868 --> 00:10:29,042 [laughs] 311 00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:32,321 [continues grunting] 312 00:10:32,355 --> 00:10:33,563 - ALSO, I DON'T WANT TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, 313 00:10:33,598 --> 00:10:36,049 BUT YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE BEST JUDGE OF CHARACTER, SO... 314 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,775 - OKAY, AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND MIAMI INK 315 00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:39,397 SEEMS LIKE A REAL KEEPER. 316 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,674 - YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST STAY OUT OF IT, OKAY? 317 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:43,056 - YEAH, WELL, JUST--GUESS WHAT? F.Y.I., YOUR APOLOGIES SUCK. 318 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:44,885 - OKAY, WELL, I TAKE IT BACK, THEN. 319 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,335 I'M NOT SORRY. - YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK. 320 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:49,062 - I'M GLAD I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE. 321 00:10:50,373 --> 00:10:52,272 [gunshots on video game] - RAV! 322 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,411 I'M GONNA DIE, HERE, BUDDY! 323 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,481 RAV! 324 00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:56,000 AND I'M DEAD. - SORRY, DUDE. 325 00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:56,966 I GOT TIED UP. 326 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,278 - DOING WHAT? 327 00:10:58,312 --> 00:10:59,520 - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU RELAX? 328 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:00,383 - WHY DON'T YOU RELAX? 329 00:11:00,418 --> 00:11:01,350 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO RELAX 330 00:11:01,384 --> 00:11:03,248 WHEN YOU HAVE, LIKE, PERFUME AND LIPSTICK 331 00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:04,836 AND LADY CREAM ON YOUR DESK? 332 00:11:04,871 --> 00:11:06,700 - THEN WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF YOUR OFFICE? 333 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:07,839 - I'M SORRY. I DON'T FEEL LIKE TAKING PART 334 00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:09,323 IN A STEEL MAGNOLIAS MARATHON. 335 00:11:09,358 --> 00:11:10,808 I GUESS I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING 336 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,050 SALLY FIELDS TELL A BUNCH OF JOKES. 337 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,293 - IT'S NOT A COMEDY, OKAY? 338 00:11:13,327 --> 00:11:15,260 IT'S ABOUT THE FRAGILITY OF LIFE. 339 00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:16,192 CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 340 00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:17,884 I LIVED WITH JESS AND LEN SENIOR YEAR, 341 00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,333 SO I KNOW WHAT KIND OF HELL YOU'RE IN. 342 00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:21,888 IF YOU KEEP RETREATING, IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE. 343 00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:24,822 YOU NEED TO GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 344 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:27,272 BE A MAN. WATCH STEEL MAGNOLIAS. 345 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:30,724 - MY COLORS ARE BLUSH AND BASHFUL, MAMA. 346 00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:32,381 - WHY WOULD SHELBY GO AND GET PREGNANT 347 00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:33,658 WHEN SHE KNEW HER KIDNEYS COULDN'T HANDLE IT? 348 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,212 - WELL, SHE SAID SHE'D RATHER HAVE 30 MINUTES OF WONDERFUL 349 00:11:36,247 --> 00:11:37,455 THAN A WHOLE LIFETIME OF NOTHING. 350 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,250 - WELL, YEAH, BUT I MEAN, 351 00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:40,803 IF SHE KNEW HOW IT WOULD TURN OUT, 352 00:11:40,838 --> 00:11:41,977 WOULD SHE DO IT AGAIN? 353 00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:43,357 - YEAH, PROBABLY. - NO. WHAT? 354 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:46,257 LENNON, WE CAN'T ASK HER, 'CAUSE SHE'S DEAD. 355 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:47,914 - [laughs] OKAY. 356 00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:49,191 - NO, LISTEN TO ME. 357 00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:51,987 YOU CANNOT RUSH THINGS LIKE BABIES AND... 358 00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:53,229 MARRIAGE. 359 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:54,886 THAT'S CALLED "PULLING A SHELBY." 360 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:55,853 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 361 00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:57,855 YOU MEAN LIKE, "I NEED SOME JUICE, MAMA!" 362 00:11:57,889 --> 00:11:59,235 - LENNY, STOP IT! I'M SERIOUS! [laughing] 363 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,272 - "MAMA, GET ME SOME JUICE!" - STOP IT! 364 00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:02,342 - [laughs] - LISTEN TO ME. 365 00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:04,344 HEY, I MARRIED A GUY BEFORE I REALLY KNEW HIM, 366 00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:06,208 AND LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT. 367 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:07,416 I DON'T WANT THAT HAPPENING TO YOU. 368 00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:09,936 - [laughs] I WON'T PULL A SHELBY. 369 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,903 YOU KNOW I LIKE TO TAKE THINGS SLOW. 370 00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:13,180 - OKAY, THEN I DON'T NEED TO BE WORRIED? 371 00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:14,423 - ABOUT WHAT? 372 00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:17,288 - I DON'T KNOW--LIKE, YOU GETTING MARRIED ANYTIME SOON. 373 00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:20,291 - OH, MY GOD. HE JUST MOVED IN. JESS. 374 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:22,293 - OKAY, GOOD. THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR. 375 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:23,812 - OKAY. - THANK YOU, SHELBY. 376 00:12:23,846 --> 00:12:25,399 - YOU'RE WELCOME. "I NEED SOME JUICE!" 377 00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,781 - "M'LYNN, DO YOU HAVE ANY COOKIES IN YOUR PURSE?" 378 00:12:27,816 --> 00:12:28,782 - "NO, ANNELLE, JUICE IS BETTER." 379 00:12:28,817 --> 00:12:30,819 - WHAT'RE WE DOING, WATCHING "STEELY MAGS"? 380 00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:33,131 LET ME PULL THE WOLVERINES CHAIR UP REAL CLOSE. 381 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:36,410 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WE'RE WATCHING STEEL MAGNOLIAS,RIGHT? 382 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,930 - THE 1989 FILM, STARRING JULIA ROBERTS 383 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,449 IN AN OSCAR-NOMINATED PERFORMANCE, 384 00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:42,934 BASED ON THE 1987 PLAY BY THE SAME NAME? 385 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:43,935 YEAH. I'M FAMILIAR. 386 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:46,869 - DON'T-- - DRINK THE JUICE. 387 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:49,458 - SHELBY, YOU NEED SOME JUICE. YOU NEED SOME JUICE. 388 00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:53,703 - WIKIPEDIA SAYS IT'S BASED ON THE AUTHOR'S DYING SISTER. 389 00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:57,190 - WE DON'T-- WE DON'T TALK DURING THE FILM. 390 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,398 - YOU NEED SOME JUICE. 391 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,262 - OKAY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE A DIABETIC JUICE. 392 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,747 I HAD A ROOMMATE NAMED BARRY WHO HAD FULL-BLOWN 'BETES, 393 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,129 - AND HE-- - SHH! 394 00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:07,683 - HOW PRECIOUS IS THIS WEDDING GONNA GET? 395 00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,167 - HEY, IS THAT DARYL HANNAH FROM SPLASH? 396 00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:10,824 - IT IS. NICE. 397 00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:12,688 - YOU KNOW, JOE, I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE, 398 00:13:12,722 --> 00:13:14,207 CONSIDERING IT'S LENNON'S FAVORITE. 399 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,277 - IT'S NOT LENNON'S FAVORITE MOVIE. 400 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,519 BRAVEHEARTIS LENNON'S FAVORITE MOVIE. 401 00:13:16,554 --> 00:13:18,832 - [scoffs] LENNON, TELL HIM WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE IS. 402 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:21,110 - UM, WELL, I HAVE A FAVORITE MOVIE WITH YOU, 403 00:13:21,145 --> 00:13:21,939 AND I HAVE A FAVORITE MOVIE WITH HIM. 404 00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,354 - YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO FAVORITES. 405 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:25,080 - MY PERSONAL FAVORITE IS BRIGADOON. 406 00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:26,840 - WHAT? THAT'S RIDICULOUS! - THAT'S A MUSICAL OR SOMETHING? 407 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,738 - YOU GUYS WANT SNACKS? 408 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,262 - HEY. HEY. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 409 00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:37,195 - HEY, I'M JUST TRYING TO WATCH "STEELY MAGS." 410 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,748 - NO, NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED, 411 00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:40,026 AND YOU NEED TO JUST SLOW IT DOWN, 412 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,304 BECAUSE NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME FOR THIS. 413 00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,168 - WAIT. NOT A GOOD TIME FOR WHO? NOT A GOOD TIME FOR YOU? 414 00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:45,859 'CAUSE THE SURPRISE ISN'T FOR YOU--IT'S FOR LENNON. 415 00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:48,275 - NO, I KNOW LENNON, AND SHE DOESN'T WANT THIS RIGHT NOW. 416 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,657 - I THOUGHT STEEL MAGNOLIAS WAS ALL ABOUT LIVING LIFE 417 00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:52,176 AND HOW SHELBY JUST WANTED 30 MINUTES OF WONDERFUL INST-- 418 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:55,800 - AND THEN SHE DIED, JOE. SHE DIED. 419 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,389 - [sighs] 420 00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,115 SPOILER ALERT. 421 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:02,738 - SO, TAKE ME THROUGH THE FLOW OF THE EVENING. 422 00:14:02,772 --> 00:14:05,637 - SO, IT'S A DING-DONG, "HELLO, CAN I TAKE YOUR COAT?" 423 00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:07,260 THAT WILL BE JOE. - I MAN THE DRINK STATION. 424 00:14:07,294 --> 00:14:08,157 - THEY PASS BY THE APPS, 425 00:14:08,192 --> 00:14:10,159 AND THEY BRING THEIR FOOD OVER HERE. 426 00:14:10,194 --> 00:14:11,402 I DON'T LIKE THAT. - OKAY. 427 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:13,300 LET ME THROW THIS IN THE MIX, AND TELL ME IF I'M CRAZY. 428 00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:15,682 WHAT IF WE WERE TO DO HOT APPS OVER THERE, 429 00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:18,029 COLD APPS... - ON THE COFFEE TABLE? GENIUS. 430 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:19,203 - OKAY. 431 00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:21,101 - BUT THIS COUCH FOR ME, REALLY BLOCKING THE FLOW, RIGHT? 432 00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:23,793 - WELL, THERE'S A REASON WE HAD IT OVER HERE FOR EIGHT YEARS. 433 00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,174 JUST... 434 00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:27,073 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE IT. - WE'RE GONNA MOVE IT. 435 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,971 - MOVING IT. - ALL RIGHT. 436 00:14:29,006 --> 00:14:30,731 GIVE ME A BREAK--IT'S ALREADY OPENING UP THE SPACE. 437 00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:32,043 - I CAN BREATHE AGAIN. 438 00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:34,977 - SO, IT'S A DING-DONG, HELLO, COATS, DRINKS... 439 00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:37,186 - MM-HMM. - HOT APPS, COLD APPS... 440 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:39,361 - I JUST... - WHAT? TALK TO ME. 441 00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:40,776 - SOMETHING IS OFF. 442 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:44,607 [sighs] 443 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,650 - UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 444 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,964 SO THEY GOT YOU RUNNING ERRANDS NOW, HUH? 445 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,689 [chuckles] NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 446 00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:59,208 YOUR VELVET PAINTING OF SICILY 447 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:00,589 DISAPPEARS FROM THE FRONT HALLWAY. 448 00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:01,659 - NAH. 449 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,936 IT'S ONLY FOR ANOTHER FEW DAYS. 450 00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:04,938 - [chuckles] THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO, 451 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:07,665 WHEN MY SISTER-IN-LAW CAME TO "HELP" WITH THE BABY. 452 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,942 - WHAT HAPPENED? 453 00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:10,702 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 454 00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:13,705 I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH TWO SISTERS LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD. 455 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,294 YOU KNOW WHAT SISTERS LIKE TO DO TOGETHER? 456 00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:19,919 EAT. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DON'T LIKE TO DO? 457 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,230 EXERCISE. 458 00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:22,991 - HOW LONG DID SHE STAY? 459 00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:25,269 - WE'VE GONE THROUGH THREE CATS, 460 00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:28,720 AND SHE'S STILL HERE. 461 00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:34,243 - LENNON, THAT'S MY WOLVERINES CHAIR. 462 00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:35,969 WHAT, DID JESSICA NOT WANT IT? 463 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:38,938 - WELL, IT'S JUST NOT WORKING IN HERE ANYMORE, SO, UH... 464 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,698 - YEAH, WELL, A LOT OF THINGS AREN'T WORKING IN HERE ANYMORE. 465 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,148 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I-- 466 00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:43,149 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE GETTING SO UPSET. 467 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:44,253 IT'S JUST A CHAIR. 468 00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:45,599 - NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT JUST A CHAIR. 469 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,015 IT'S ABOUT YOU AND ME, AND--AND-- 470 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,637 AND WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO SCOOPS 471 00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:50,639 AND--AND CHILI, AND THAT WAS THE PLAN. 472 00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:52,917 AND--AND WHAT IS THAT COUCH EVEN DOING OVER THERE? 473 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,988 AND I DON'T WANT HER TO BE HERE FOR EVEN ONE CAT'S LIFE, 474 00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:56,024 MUCH LESS THREE CATS' LIVES. 475 00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:57,922 - WHAT CAT? WE DON'T HAVE A CAT. 476 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,993 - BUT SHE'S JUST RUINING EVERYTHING, LENNON. 477 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,132 - OKAY, WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO? 478 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,616 KICK HER OUT ON THE STREET? SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND. 479 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:03,859 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. 480 00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:05,240 - OKAY, PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, 481 00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:06,655 BECAUSE SHE IS IN THE OTHER ROOM. 482 00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:07,932 - OH, I'M SORRY, I WOULDN'T WANT TO WAKE UP 483 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,589 THE PRINCESS FROM HER MIDDAY NAP. 484 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:10,452 WOULDN'T THAT BE TERRIBLE, 485 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,868 IF SHE WAS WOKEN UP FROM SLEEPING 486 00:16:12,902 --> 00:16:14,559 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON! - YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SORRY... 487 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:16,078 THAT FOR ONCE IN OUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP, 488 00:16:16,113 --> 00:16:19,254 I CAN'T PUT YOU FIRST WITHOUT YOU HAVING A BIG OLD BREAKDOWN! 489 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:20,669 - I DON'T--I DON'T-- THAT'S LIKE BIG BIRD. 490 00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:21,497 I DON'T DO THAT! 491 00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:23,154 - THAT IS JUST WHAT YOU JUST DID! 492 00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:24,949 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS! THAT'S NOT HOW I ACT! 493 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,813 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH, 494 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:28,815 WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE TO THE BERKSHIRES, 495 00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:30,058 AND OPEN UP A LESBIAN CANDLE SHOP! 496 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,921 - THAT IS A GREAT IDEA! I LOVE VANILLA... 497 00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:34,821 AND LESBIANS! [door slams] 498 00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:37,030 - LEN, ARE YOU OKAY? 499 00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:38,859 LISTEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT STUFF FOR ME. 500 00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:40,965 - OKAY, YEAH, BUT I DO HAVE TO DO THAT STUFF FOR YOU, 501 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,829 'CAUSE OTHERWISE, YOU'LL JUST GO BACK TO PETER, 502 00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:44,072 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED. 503 00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:46,177 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? LEN, MY MARRIAGE IS OVER. 504 00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:47,868 YOU ACTUALLY THINK I WOULD DO THAT? 505 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:48,904 - YOU WENT BACK TO HIM 506 00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:50,802 THE FIRST TIME HE CHEATED ON YOU, SO, YEAH. 507 00:16:50,837 --> 00:16:51,941 - O-OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 508 00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:53,943 IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT, 509 00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:55,186 YOU SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN UP. - OH, WHY? 510 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:58,983 SO YOU COULD IGNORE ME FOR THREE YEARS LIKE YOU DID TO RAV? 511 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,572 SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, LEN. 512 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:03,850 - I CANNOT MAKE BOTH OF YOU HAPPY, SO YOU KNOW WHAT? 513 00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:05,196 SCREW LAZY SUNDAY! 514 00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,818 - WHAT? NO! 515 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:09,166 - YEAH, IT'S OVER, AND YOU CAN BOTH GO SHOVE THESE... 516 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,512 JAMMERS RIGHT UP YOUR BUTTHOLES! 517 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,862 - WELL, I ALWAYS SAID JOE WAS A TICKING TIME BOMB. 518 00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:18,037 NOT SURPRISED. - HEY, WHO'D YOU SAY THAT TO? 519 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,971 - MYSELF. NOBODY LISTENS TO ME. 520 00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:25,078 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF-- 521 00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:27,011 THAT ON TOP OF EVERYTHING YOU LOST, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE LEN TOO? 522 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,048 - NO. 523 00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:35,537 [sniffles] - OKAY. 524 00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:37,849 ALL RIGHT. 525 00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,028 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LOSE HER. 526 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,721 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER SINCE FRESHMAN YEAR, 527 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:49,206 WHEN YOU REALIZED YOU BOTH HAD HUGH GRANT'S HAIRCUT 528 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,104 FROM FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL. 529 00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:53,796 - [laughs] 530 00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:55,729 - BUT SHE FOUND SOMEBODY THAT MAKES HER REALLY HAPPY, 531 00:17:55,764 --> 00:18:00,251 SO YOU GOT TO MAKE ROOM FOR HIM NOW. 532 00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:02,150 AND YOU GOT OTHER PEOPLE HERE FOR YOU BESIDES LEN, 533 00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:04,083 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 534 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,153 - LIKE WHO? 535 00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:07,189 - ALL RIGHT, GET OFF MY KEG. 536 00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:09,985 - LIKE YOU, I KNOW. I HAVE YOU. 537 00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:11,020 - YEAH. 538 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:12,677 - [snorts] 539 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:15,680 [sighs] 540 00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:17,199 LEN? 541 00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:19,028 LEN, I'M--I'M SORRY. 542 00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:22,066 I JUST--I GOT AFRAID, AND I WAS BEING SO--OKAY. 543 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,136 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? 544 00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:25,069 - I'M MAKING GROUND CHUCK OUT OF LAMB SHANKS. 545 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,070 - YEAH, NO, I CAN SEE THAT. 546 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,796 CAN WE CA-- CAN WE CALM DOWN? 547 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:29,936 - NO, BECAUSE I-I HAVE TO MAKE JOE'S MONSTER CHILI, 548 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:31,903 BECAUSE WE HAD A PLAN, AND IT WASN'T FAIR, 549 00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:33,146 AND THEN I DEFLATED HIS WOLVERINES CHAIR, 550 00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:35,044 AND NOW HE'S NEVER GONNA FORGIVE ME. 551 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:36,770 SO COME ON! GET ON THE TRAIN! 552 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,876 - ALL RIGHT, LEN? CAN WE DROP-- CAN WE DROP THE MEAT? 553 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,705 WE GOT TO DROP THAT MEAT. 554 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,982 YOU LISTEN TO ME. 555 00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:43,984 I DID NOT SPEND THE LAST THREE YEARS OF A LOVELESS MARRIAGE 556 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:45,158 WATCHING ONLY THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA 557 00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:47,126 TO BE DEFEATED BY JOE'S MONSTER CHILI. 558 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,817 SO WE CAN DO THIS. 559 00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:50,819 - I DON'T KNOW. - YES, YOU DO. 560 00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:51,923 NOW, YOU GO WASH YOUR HANDS. 561 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:55,858 OKAY, NO, LEAVE THE MEAT. HONEY, LEAVE THE MEAT. 562 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,032 - OKAY, SCOOPS LOOKING GOOD. 563 00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:58,861 Q, PICK UP THE PACE ON THE WIENERS. 564 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:00,898 JESS, ETA ON THE WOLVERINES CHAIR. 565 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,831 - ARE YOU GUYS MAKING MY MONSTER CHILI? 566 00:19:02,865 --> 00:19:04,004 ARE THESE SCOOPS? 567 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:06,006 - YEAH, WELL, THEY WERE ALL OUT AT THE STORE, SO WE-- 568 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:07,905 - LENNON, HOMEMADE SCOOPS? 569 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,941 THIS IS THE NICEST THING ANYBODY'S EVER DONE FOR ME. 570 00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:11,840 - BABE, I'M SORRY. I-- 571 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,842 I THINK I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY TAKING CARE OF JESS, 572 00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:15,706 AND I FORGOT ALL ABOUT OUR STUFF. 573 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,674 - NO, LEN, I DON'T WANT YOU TO STOP TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE. 574 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,711 IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE THE MOST ABOUT YOU. 575 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:23,023 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO SHARE YOU. 576 00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:25,716 [chair squeaks] 577 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,649 - [panting] 578 00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:29,858 - HEY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A PUMP FOR THAT. 579 00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:31,894 - [wheezing] 580 00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:34,897 [man speaking indistinctly on television] 581 00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:37,106 - RIGHT THERE. 582 00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:40,972 - OKAY, SO, Q, I'M THINKING JOE'S GONNA PROPOSE AT HALFTIME, 583 00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:43,872 SO, WHEN LEN SAYS, "YES," I GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL, 584 00:19:43,906 --> 00:19:45,943 AND THAT'S WHEN YOU SHOOT OFF THE CONFETTI GUN, OKAY? 585 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:49,153 - AND THEN TOMORROW, YOU GONNA SAY "YES" TO SOME NEW PANTS. 586 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,844 - [scoffs] OKAY. 587 00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:52,121 - NUH-UH! FIGHTING WEIGHT. 588 00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:53,985 - CAN I JUST HAVE A HALF-- - NO! 589 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:56,609 NO, DON'T YOU DO IT. 590 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:59,612 [indistinct chatter] 591 00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:00,889 - IF EVERYBODY'S, UH-- 592 00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:03,132 IF EVERYBODY'S HAD THEIR FILL OF MONSTER CHILI, 593 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,789 I HAVE A BIT OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, 594 00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:06,653 IF THAT'S OKAY. 595 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:09,760 WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH LENNON DOES FOR EVERYBODY. 596 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:13,039 I MEAN, JESS, SHE'S HELPING OUT A TON RIGHT NOW, 597 00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:15,075 GIVEN THAT YOU'RE BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER. 598 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,906 - I'LL BE OKAY, GUYS. SO... 599 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:21,116 I'M WEARING A BRA. [chuckles] 600 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,567 - AND FOR SOME REASON, SHE LOVES ME, 601 00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:24,809 WHICH IS JUST... 602 00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:29,124 PRETTY MUCH THE MOST AMAZING THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. 603 00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:33,680 LENNON ELIZABETH WALKER... 604 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:38,513 WILL YOU... 605 00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:40,825 GO TO THE WILLIAM WALLACE MEMORIAL WITH ME IN SCOTLAND? 606 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,690 - YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 607 00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,727 "ARE YOU READY FOR A WAR?" - "EVERY MAN DIES!" 608 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,970 both: "BUT NOT EVERY MAN TRULY LIVES!" 609 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:49,869 - IS THAT IT? IS--IS THAT IT? 610 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:50,939 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IS THAT IT?" 611 00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:51,836 WE'RE GOING TO SCOTLAND TO SEE 612 00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:53,700 WHERE MEL GIBSON GOT HIS GUTS TORN OUT! 613 00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:54,839 - YEAH! 614 00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:56,634 - JUST NEED TO SEE YOU IN THE BATHROOM. EXCUSE ME. 615 00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:58,809 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S THE GRIP OF AN ORANGUTAN! 616 00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:00,776 - "YOU TELL THE SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF SCOTLAND 617 00:21:00,811 --> 00:21:02,019 THAT THEY ARE FREE." 618 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:04,918 - OKAY. 619 00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:06,644 ARE YOU GONNA DO IT IN SCOTLAND? 620 00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:08,439 - DO WHAT? - PROPOSE! 621 00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:09,785 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 622 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,546 - HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 623 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:14,721 - I HAVE NO IDEA. - STOP. 624 00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:16,723 OKAY, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GET MARRIED OR WHAT? 625 00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:19,761 - MARRIED? - YEAH. OF COURSE. 626 00:21:19,795 --> 00:21:21,659 - UM, REALLY? 627 00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:24,662 - YEAH, I MEAN, NOT RIGHT NOW, BUT... 628 00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:26,733 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER. 629 00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:29,633 - I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER. 630 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,808 - O-OKAY, BUT, GUYS, GUYS, HI. WHAT--WHAT ABOUT THE RING? 631 00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:35,397 - WHAT RING ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 632 00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:36,950 - OH, OKAY, WHEN I WAS LOOKING THROUGH YOUR STUFF-- 633 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:39,401 - YOU WERE LOOKING THROUGH MY STUFF? 634 00:21:39,436 --> 00:21:40,954 - THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. - RELAX, RELAX. 635 00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:45,407 I FOUND AN UGLY-ASS RING-- A SNAKE SWALLOWING A HEART? 636 00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:48,445 - OH, WAIT--THAT RING? - YES. 637 00:21:48,479 --> 00:21:50,481 - I--YEAH, WELL-- 638 00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:52,794 WHEN LENNON AND I WENT ON OUR FIRST DATE TO MEDIEVAL TIMES-- 639 00:21:52,828 --> 00:21:54,761 - OH, MY GOD, IT WAS SO AWESOME. 640 00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:56,384 A LIVE FALCON LANDED RIGHT ON MY ARM. 641 00:21:56,418 --> 00:21:58,938 - POW. CUTEST LITTLE HOOD YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 642 00:21:58,972 --> 00:22:00,871 - NO, YOU TWO REALLY ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. GO ON. 643 00:22:00,905 --> 00:22:02,907 - ANYWAY, WHEN YOU WERE GETTING YOUR THIRD TURKEY LEG, 644 00:22:02,942 --> 00:22:05,600 I WENT AND BOUGHT THIS RING SO THAT I COULD... 645 00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:10,363 HAVE SOMETHING TO REMEMBER OUR FIRST DATE BY. 646 00:22:10,398 --> 00:22:13,573 - REALLY? 647 00:22:13,608 --> 00:22:14,781 - YEAH. 648 00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:17,612 - THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 649 00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:18,682 - OH, MAN. 650 00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:20,753 - I'M SORRY. I JUST--IT'S-- - WHAT? 651 00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:22,893 - I'M STILL HERE. I'M SO SORRY. 652 00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:24,757 - [laughs] 653 00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:25,861 - COME ON. - OKAY. 654 00:22:25,896 --> 00:22:27,725 I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 655 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,589 - WE DIDN'T. WE REALLY DIDN'T. 656 00:22:29,624 --> 00:22:32,454 - I LOVE YOU, JOE. 657 00:22:32,489 --> 00:22:34,560 - ALL RIGHT. - I LOVE YOU GUYS! 658 00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:41,498 - SO, LEN... - YEAH? 659 00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:42,602 - I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET INVOLVED, 660 00:22:42,637 --> 00:22:44,501 BUT IF THAT WAS THE RING HE WAS GONNA PROPOSE WITH, 661 00:22:44,535 --> 00:22:45,605 I SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING, RIGHT? 662 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,781 - OH, YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE COME TO ME IMMEDIATELY. 663 00:22:48,815 --> 00:22:50,714 - EVEN THOUGH... 664 00:22:50,748 --> 00:22:52,578 SHE HAS ALL THIS WEAPONRY AVAILABLE TO HER, 665 00:22:52,612 --> 00:22:54,580 SHE STILL INSISTS ON USING... 666 00:22:54,614 --> 00:22:55,581 A CROSSBOW! - [screams] 667 00:22:55,615 --> 00:22:56,582 - OH, MY GOD! [laughs] 668 00:22:56,616 --> 00:22:58,446 - OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 669 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,518 - JOE! I'M GONNA GOUGE OUT MY EYES! 670 00:23:01,552 --> 00:23:02,588 - LENNON, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 671 00:23:02,622 --> 00:23:05,522 - JOE, GET OUT OF HERE! - [laughs] 672 00:23:05,556 --> 00:23:07,455 - NO, NO, IT'S WORSE FROM BEHIND, IT'S WORSE FROM BEHIND! 50592

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