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Hello. Picked up the mail.
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Oh, great.
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This is for my kid brother.
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Don't you know you're supposed to tip
the postman for special delivery?
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There, give it to me. No. I've got to
talk to him. No. Give it to me. No.
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No. Here you go.
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Look at me.
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Oh, I love you.
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oh oh
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much
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I love you.
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Thank you.
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Aren't you going to read your letter?
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Letter? Oh, the letter. Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Dear
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Thith,
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I really feel embarrassed writing this
letter.
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But you were always the only one I could
really talk to.
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And I need some advice.
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Here I am, almost 19, and I can't get
laid.
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I don't mean I can't. Girls like me, I
guess.
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I don't know how.
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Every time I try, something goes wrong.
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I can't get my shoes off.
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I can't get her bra off. I can't get it
up. Something always gets fucked.
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Except me.
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Like this last time.
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Boy, that was the pits.
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I mean, I knew I could get her. She
almost raped me.
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She went down on me and everything.
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It was graying until she sat on my face.
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She was so heavy, I couldn't breathe.
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It's like passed out.
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I don't know what you can do, sis, but I
really need some help.
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Maybe you can send me a book or
something.
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Anyway, I guess that's all.
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I hope you're okay.
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Love, Jamie.
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Poor kid.
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What can we do?
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Send him a hooker for his birthday.
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Oh, come on.
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I'll see you later. I've got to go to
work.
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Bye. Bye -bye.
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Boy,
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I'd love to get a letter like that.
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The only time I hear from my brother is
when he needs some money.
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Hmm, wish it was that easy.
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How do you get a kid laid?
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Is he cute?
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Sure, he's my brother.
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In that case, I'll be glad to help you
out.
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Great.
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I'll show him how to do this.
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And this.
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Ooh.
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This.
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After all, I do know how to turn on a
lady.
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Ain't it the truth?
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Thank you.
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review.
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Thank you for listening.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, that was so nice.
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You've inspired me. I just figured out
what we can do for your kid brother.
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Tell me.
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Tell me.
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We'll have a party up at the cabin.
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Your place?
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Sure. We'll surround him with so many
ladies, he won't be able to miss.
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Oh, every time I come up here so
beautiful, I just don't want to leave. I
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what you mean.
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If the mountain air doesn't turn your
brother on, nothing will.
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Yeah, well, you don't know my brother.
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Home sweet home.
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I'll go start a fire.
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Mine are amazing.
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Oh, yeah.
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They're so sweet.
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My little Katie.
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Oh, champagne.
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All right.
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Here. Here we go.
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Oh, I get it. We do, we are.
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Okay, here we go.
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What a dud.
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I might as well fill these up.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Oh boy.
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She does.
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That's original.
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We should have something to eat with it.
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Wow. A few things.
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Like him.
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That sounds like a real dead end.
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You may do what you want, but not just
one.
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You may do what you want, but not just
one.
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You may do what you want, but not just
one.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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company. Jamie?
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Hi, sis.
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Bye, sis.
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Oh, stop that.
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Seen a naked girl before?
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This is Katie.
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She's my best friend.
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You're right.
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Cute. Cute. Down girl. He just got here.
Hi, I'm Jim.
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Yeah, super. Hi, Jim.
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You fellas have a drink and we're going
to go take a shower, all right?
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But I don't drink.
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You may as well start now.
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There's a party here tonight, and you're
the guest of honor.
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I'd like you all to meet my kid brother,
Jamie.
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This is his coming out party, because
he's still a virgin.
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But not for long.
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Okay, Jamie, this is it. I'm going to
get you laid.
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Okay,
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Jamie, we're going to get your little
ass all laid.
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You're going to rub on it, and you're
going to feel real good.
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on the goddamn piano.
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I'll just get you ready here.
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There's some girls here. They're going
to do it. That'll fix you right up.
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make you feel like you never felt good.
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You elected.
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You don't have to do it, too.
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Get that boy in his lane here.
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Okay, Caddy. Go for it.
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All right.
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film here.
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Deepflowers. Virtual.
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Make this a special cover of Time
Magazine.
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Great. A little picture there.
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Here you go. All right, come on, Jenny,
get to it. I mean, you know, one for Joe
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Green. Get out of here.
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All right.
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Let's just have him.
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All right, get a little pat in here for
Zach.
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Let him show her how.
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Yeah. All right.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Okay, get him going there.
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Looks good. Turn his hair gray. Let's
see him get some age.
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Come on, Jenny.
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All right, Jamie.
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We never had, but... Yeah.
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Thanks to the other people.
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Oh, my.
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Oh. Oh.
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I did it! Yay!
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Way to go, Wally! All right! Yeah!
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That's it!
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Well done.
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I don't have a job anymore!
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Yay!
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Happy New Year!
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Dear sis, I just wanted to thank you for
that great weekend up at the cabin.
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Everything has really changed in my life
since then.
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The only problem is, well...
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I'm having a lot of trouble doing my
homework now.
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And all these people keep calling me
stud.
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Bye -bye.
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Oh yeah, by the way, tell your friend
that I won't be able to meet her this
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weekend at the cabin.
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But maybe the weekend after finals, we
can get it together.
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Love, James.
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