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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,039 HOME FOR CHRISTMAS 3 2 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,679 You ghosted the carpenter? 3 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:13,599 {\an8}I didn't want to ghost the carpenter. Or I didn't mean to. 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:17,399 {\an8}I wanted to have a, uh, beer with Bo. That's his name. 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,119 But then, I ran into Jonas, and after that, I-- 6 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,359 - I'm sorry, you ran into Jonas? - Yeah. 7 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,559 We randomly ran into each other. 8 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,159 It's crazy that that's never happened before. 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,759 Okay... So you texted the carpenter, 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,039 then you ran into Jonas, and suddenly don't want that beer with Bo? 11 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,200 But I don't still have feelings or even want Jonas. 12 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:41,439 Of course it's always intense running into your ex out of nowhere, you know? 13 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,679 We had a very mature conversation, but after I felt really-- 14 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,639 Really what? 15 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,159 That it's actually better that we split up, right? 16 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,840 But I guess I felt, um, a bit of... 17 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,760 It was a reminder of how much it hurt the last time. 18 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,880 Yeah. I'm not able to go through that again. I can't. 19 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,480 Like my pain quota's been all used up. 20 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,439 Okay. What are the carpenter's thoughts on it? 21 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,920 You ghosted him, girl! 22 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,479 Yeah, I did. 23 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:16,119 - Johanne, that just isn't cool. - I feel bad! 24 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,040 - What did he text you? - Well, he just wrote, uh... 25 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,839 "Sounds good." Uh, "I'll be down in a couple of hours." 26 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,559 Any smileys? Or emojis? 27 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,359 No, no emojis. The guy doesn't own a smartphone. 28 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,519 I mean, he, like, barely texts. 29 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,919 Okay. Yeah. So you have to decipher plain text. 30 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,639 Very 2001. Exciting. 31 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,359 Yeah, uh, "Sounds good." 32 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,919 That sounds more like something you'd text another guy. 33 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,559 You know, all, "Thumbs up, bro." Right? 34 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,959 I'm just telling you, 35 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,879 if my super hot employer invited me to grab a beer after work, 36 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,040 I'd be thinking, like... 37 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,360 "Hm. Yeah. That sounds pretty good." 38 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:51,919 Nah... 39 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,119 He said he'd be down in a couple hours. That's quick for a dude. 40 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,519 You call that quick? 41 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:59,039 Yeah, that's "giving romantic gesture." 42 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,119 That doesn't seem like a bad thing. 43 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,079 - Romance. - Romance? I'm not sure. 44 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,559 I don't know about that. 45 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,479 Oh. Oh yeah. What an awful dude. 46 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,439 He also texted, "Hey, um, where you at?" 47 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,279 That's not that weird. 48 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,519 Yeah, but was it upset or angry? Like, "Hey. Where are you at?" 49 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,959 Or is he like, uh, all sad panda face? 50 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,959 "Hey... Where you at?" 51 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:26,280 Yeah, or, "Hey... Where're you at?" 52 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,359 Um, any questions? Yes? 53 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,919 I need to know who got me for Secret Santa. 54 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,359 Well, you're not supposed to know who drew your name. 55 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,040 We all know I have trypophobia. 56 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:44,599 Then, someone gifts me a plant with thousands of tiny, little holes in it? 57 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,759 And then my anxiety was triggered. It was awful. 58 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,479 Did you open your gift already? 59 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,840 Obviously. 60 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,519 I mean, I have to ask, was it... was it supposed to be a... a joke? 61 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,000 I wasn't aware you were, uh, trypophobic. 62 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,119 So you did it? 63 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,039 It wasn't me. 64 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:05,039 But whoever did draw your name probably also wasn't aware of that. 65 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,999 Or it was a purposeful and intentional effort... 66 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,679 to really try to mess me up. 67 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:14,919 Yeah. I think it was clearly a rather deliberate, uh, effort on their part. 68 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,879 Um, it's unfortunate that happened, but, um, 69 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,599 I don't think anyone did it with malice or-- 70 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,199 I feel like you're minimizing my trauma. 71 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,359 You forced this activity on us without any guidelines, 72 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,559 and when someone ridicules me for a very real phobia, 73 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,199 - you find it, uh, a little "unfortunate"? - Mm. 74 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,119 You know what, I'm sorry. Uh, it appears this has gone off the rails, 75 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,919 - so we can just cancel Secret Santa... - Yeah. 76 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,199 ...if that's what you want. 77 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,879 - Yeah, I think so. - I called it, didn't I? 78 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,079 I said it'll cause trouble. 79 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,199 Why would we cancel it? 80 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,959 'Cause it's not fair to us who bought a gift but haven't gotten one. 81 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,359 God. I'm shocked how selfish you are. 82 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,839 You think I'm the selfish one? 83 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,359 Okay, uh, that's enough. 84 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,639 Why don't we take a breath and pause this whole conversation? 85 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,559 Shelve it. 86 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:03,439 We'll come back to it. All Secret Santa talk, uh, is postponed. Okay? 87 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,480 Why don't we get the day started? 88 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,359 I can still feel it in my bones. It was so scary. 89 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,760 My trypophobia's going wild right now. 90 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:24,759 Hey. 91 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,880 Boop. 92 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,720 - Hey. - Hi. 93 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,399 I owe you a huge apology, okay? 94 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,280 It's all right. Mm. 95 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,439 Yeah, but, uh... 96 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,239 It's not cool to judge people for falling in love. 97 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,520 Then why'd you do it? 98 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:48,080 Because I like you a lot, and I didn't want you getting hurt. 99 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,239 Well, love does that. 100 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,240 True. 101 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:52,719 Exactly. 102 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,760 Yeah. 103 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,759 You spoken to him yet? 104 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,800 No. 105 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,799 Okay, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what I said to you. 106 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,759 Should've kept my mouth shut. Really. 107 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,319 You're free to do whatever you want. 108 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:08,360 Except, maybe use anywhere but the copy room when you wanna be intimate? 109 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,360 - You got it. - Yeah. 110 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,479 Okay. 111 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,079 - Hey. - Hey. 112 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,679 - Is this seat taken? - Hey. 113 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,840 I was just heading out. So... 114 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,840 - Hi. - Hey. 115 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,640 Johanne? 116 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:10,960 Hi there! 117 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,840 How ya been? 118 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:18,079 Good, good. Just waiting on a delivery. But it's running late. 119 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:22,440 Yeah. Just swung by to get some costume stuff for school. 120 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,480 Yesterday I was at The Hungry Moose, but you weren't there. 121 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,759 Yeah. Uh... 122 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:33,599 I had to run and take care of some stuff, and it was suddenly super late. Sorry. 123 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,240 I thought something might've happened to you, but... 124 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,879 But then I saw that you'd been home. 125 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,639 It's this dumb costume thing. 126 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,479 The Christmas play's tomorrow and they're far from done, so... 127 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:44,759 - Oh. - But I'm sorry. 128 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,559 I should've kept you posted. 129 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,960 So, my bad. 130 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,560 It's cool. 131 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:53,640 Looking forward to it? 132 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,320 Hm? 133 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,120 You excited for it? The Christmas play? 134 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,800 Uh... Nah. 135 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,359 Not excited about standing there 136 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,760 making a fool out of myself in front of a packed auditorium full of strangers. 137 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,879 I'm just a stand-in. 138 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,640 Kind of a stand-in in my own life, honestly. 139 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,400 But I'm fine. 140 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,960 It's not a big deal, really. 141 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,679 But you had a good time over at the Hungry Moose? 142 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:23,639 Yeah, yeah, that-- 143 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:26,399 Yeah, I'm sure a night spent at your favorite pub's never a bad one. 144 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,199 It was, uh, it was fun. 145 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,599 It's a nice place. 146 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,720 - Lovely bartender too. - Yeah, Ingrid is pretty great. 147 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,760 Hm. 148 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,320 Okay. 149 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,040 I, uh... 150 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,080 - Yep. - See you later. 151 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,320 This mornin' I woke up with you 152 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:00,080 And kissed your cheek 153 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,879 ...in '23 154 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,759 {\an8}DECEMBER 16TH 155 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,559 {\an8}When we were sittin' in silence 156 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,480 No one makin' a move 157 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,479 Writing words in a car park 158 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,719 While I'm falling for you 159 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,880 Yeah, we were years from together 160 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,559 And I wanted you then 161 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,879 If we'd stayed there forever 162 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,239 I would do it again 163 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,520 'Cause knowing you 164 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,159 Just knowing you 165 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:42,080 - Was the next best thing to loving you - Okay. 166 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:49,160 Just knowing you Was the next best thing to loving you 167 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,199 DON'T PANIC! THE DELIVERY HASN'T ARRIVED YET 168 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,640 I'LL PICK IT UP MYSELF. GOOD LUCK TONIGHT. BO 169 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,440 Oh! Thank you. 170 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,360 Wow! 171 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,200 Wow! It all looks so great! 172 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,880 No way! 173 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,519 You're a sight. 174 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,880 Folks need to know where to get their gløgg, am I right? 175 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,679 - You look great. - Thanks. 176 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:56,199 Mm. Yeah, it almost pains me to admit it, but Marianne's really outdone herself. 177 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,159 Yeah, it's not too shabby, eh? 178 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,599 Yeah, it's all Christmassy and magical. 179 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,879 - Just as it should be. - You been all right? 180 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,239 Oh, I've been great. 181 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,679 It's a lot to manage, but... 182 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,799 Well, it was super cool of you to step up for your sister. 183 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,000 Oh, thanks. That's really nice to hear, you know, from a Christmas ornament. 184 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,559 So, have you seen Marianne? 185 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:18,799 We're letting the audience in in half an hour. 186 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,559 - Has anyone seen Johanne? - Yeah. 187 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,479 So... Cool. 188 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,719 - Yeah. See you. - Cool. 189 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,880 Yeah. See you. 190 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,360 Yeah... 191 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,159 Whew! Twenty gnome costumes. 192 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,000 Cutting it close, aren't we? 193 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:36,320 Yeah. They, uh, turned out pretty well, if you ask me. 194 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,720 And this whole thing, it... 195 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,040 It's lovely. I really mean it. You did a great job here. 196 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,159 Are you saying that just 'cause I caught you with Adrian? 197 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,480 Huh? I was just, um, giving you a compliment. 198 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,200 Okay. 199 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,199 And the costumes, they look good. 200 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,359 Yeah. 201 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,199 I'll take them down to the dressing room for the little gnomes, 202 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,880 while you stay here and try yours on. 203 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,799 There's a large black bag hanging in there, so just throw that on. 204 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,279 - Okay? - Okay. 205 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,920 I'll be back in ten with all the children in tow. 206 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,280 - Yeah. - The teeth are on the makeup table. 207 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,840 Wait, there're teeth too? 208 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,200 Holy crap. 209 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,800 Okay, let's rehearse the recorders. 210 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:00,079 - Oh, shit. - Uh-uh. I don't want one word out of you. 211 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,439 - Okay. - Okay? 212 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,919 I really don't feel well. 213 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,239 You knock that off right now. Don't fuck around. 214 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,919 - I think it might've been something I ate. - Huh? 215 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,999 You're Santa, you can't be sick now! 216 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,160 Hello! Adrian? 217 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,480 Adrian? 218 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,920 Ugh. That's so gross. 219 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,920 Get it together, I'm serious! 220 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,520 We're letting the audience in now. 221 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:44,279 Marianne, we have a big problem. Adrian's throwing up. 222 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,519 - No. No. - Yes. Yes. 223 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,360 - There's no way. - It's happening right now! 224 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,279 - He's our Santa Claus. - Mm-hm. 225 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,199 - We need him to do the choreography... - Mm-hm. 226 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,079 ...or the kids won't be able to keep it together. 227 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,000 Okay. I'll fix it. 228 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,560 Hi, nice to see you here. 229 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,840 Psst! Psst! 230 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,040 Morten! Morten, psst! 231 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:19,640 It's Johanne. 232 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,479 You look hideous! 233 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,359 - We need you to step in as Santa. - Huh? 234 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,839 Adrian's puking his guts out in the bathroom. 235 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,959 You've seen the rehearsals, so you basically know it-- 236 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,799 No way. Absolutely not. I'm just here to watch the twins do their play. 237 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,799 I hate to break it to you, but life doesn't always go as planned. 238 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,759 Come on. 239 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,160 Are you serious right now? 240 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,520 Johanne, did you find a Santa? 241 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,959 Please, Morten? 242 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,320 I... 243 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,880 Who was that guy out there I saw you making eyes at? 244 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,199 Bo, my carpenter. 245 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,799 It's pretty crazy. 246 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,840 I've honestly been super mean to him, and yet he's out there anyway. 247 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,759 Is he here for you? 248 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,200 - I think so. - Hm. 249 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,679 So then, are you two a thing or what? 250 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,280 - Mm? - Mm? 251 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,199 I think so. I have special feeling. 252 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,439 You're in love. 253 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,840 No, stop it. 254 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,960 The boys have been so excited. 255 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,280 - Hi. - Hey. 256 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,680 Johanne? 257 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,880 Johanne? Say your line. 258 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,000 Mm. 259 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,480 Jesus Christ. 260 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,560 Hey. 261 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,360 Hey! 262 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,519 Congrats on surviving the Christmas play. 263 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,080 Yeah, thank you. 264 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,200 That went swimmingly. 265 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,800 - So were you supposed to, uh-- - Nope. 266 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,280 I wasn't. 267 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,920 Yeah. 268 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,320 I, um... 269 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,320 Yeah? 270 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,359 - You were saying? - No, you see-- 271 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,079 No. Just say it. Come on. Spit it out. 272 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,399 No, you... You go first. 273 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,479 No, it... What were you gonna say? 274 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,040 Uh, well... 275 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,840 I don't really know how to tell you. 276 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,960 - This is a first for me. - Huh. 277 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,679 Um, okay. 278 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,680 Johanne... I've tried my best. 279 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,600 For a while now. 280 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,880 I'm so sorry, but your kitchen was misrouted. 281 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,639 It's in Sweden with all the Christmas chaos, 282 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,960 and no one knows where it is, and I'm sorry. 283 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,039 Yeah. 284 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,559 I know you wanted it ready before the holidays. 285 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:25,439 It, uh, was on me for thinking it could be done before then. 286 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,559 Not on you. 287 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,759 It... it was pretty stupid of me. 288 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,399 No, it was my fault. 289 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,600 I'm the one who couldn't keep my promise to you. You're not stupid. 290 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,320 Mm-mm. 291 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,559 You know what, I'll try one more thing. 292 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,799 I actually might know another guy who-- 293 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,199 No, you know what, it doesn't matter anyway. 294 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,600 Uh, no one's had any faith in this project from the start, so... 295 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,960 Well, sorry to hear that. 296 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,320 You, uh, can enjoy your Christmas break. 297 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,440 - Mm-kay. - Yeah. 298 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,599 - There you are. - Hey. 299 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,959 I got totally lost backstage there. 300 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,080 Hey, there. 301 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,999 That costume's so creepy. 302 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,040 - Yeah. - Yeah. It was fun though. 303 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,279 - Thanks. - Yeah. 304 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,000 Yes. 305 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,520 Yes. 306 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,679 Well, uh, thanks for coming to support, but I should go get changed. 307 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:20,319 - Yeah she's right, we should probably go. - Yeah. No. We'll... we'll, uh... Yep. 308 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,440 Well, Merry Christmas, Johanne. 309 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,280 Yeah, you too. 310 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,119 Oh yeah, these were... These are for you. 311 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,040 - Merry Christmas. - Oh, thanks. That's nice. 312 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,400 - Gløgg? - Yes. 313 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,760 This is my personal brew. 314 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,360 Oh? 315 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,800 Did your day also suck? 316 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,880 I just feel like an idiot. 317 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,279 Oh. 318 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,959 Since the girls spend Christmas with Jeanette, 319 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,640 I compensate by going a bit overboard. 320 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,439 But can't you and Jeanette, uh... 321 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,039 celebrate together? 322 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,119 She's suggested that, but I... 323 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,199 I can't stand Ronny. 324 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,399 - Yeah... - He acts like he's their new dad, 325 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,399 and it drives me nuts. 326 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,000 Mm-hmm. Maybe a bit jealous? 327 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,039 No, it's more like, with him... 328 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,520 I don't get to be as good a dad as I want. 329 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,679 You're an incredible father, Trym. 330 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,679 And the best gløgg guy in the whole wide world. 331 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,799 This is definitely grown-up gløgg, I'll tell you that. 332 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,920 Thanks. It's dark rum. 333 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:02,920 Oh. 334 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,600 - We're leaving now. - Okay. 335 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,999 See you on Christmas Eve? 336 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,960 Uh... 337 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,840 It'd be really nice. 338 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,999 I'll drop off the gifts tomorrow. 339 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,999 Great. See you tomorrow. 340 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,079 And Johanne, that was Oscar-worthy. 341 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,200 - Got a good laugh out of it. - Shut up. 342 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,159 See you tomorrow, Papa. 343 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,600 - Pretty please? - Yeah. 344 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,200 Merry Christmas. 345 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,120 You too. 346 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,400 - This is so depressing. - Yeah. 347 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,119 I was gonna skip my work Christmas thing, but now... 348 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,520 I may go to The Hippo and join the party after all. 349 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,959 Did you say The Hippo? That's where your party is? 350 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,200 Uh-huh. It's a themed thing. 351 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,479 Everyone wears those ugly Christmas sweaters. 352 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,559 Unfortunately, I didn't bring anything to wear, so... 353 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,640 Well, that outfit'll knock it out of the park. 354 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,239 I don't know what's holding this Christmas ornament back from getting his party on, 355 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,159 but, uh, I know this rat wants to go to the Hippo and crash it. 356 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,040 - Then let's get our party on. - Yes! Okay! 357 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,360 Come on. 358 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,160 - Mm. Mm. - Mm? Mm. 359 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,600 Aah! 360 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,639 - Merry Christmas! - Hey, hey! 361 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,280 Merry Christmas! 362 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,799 - Ho, ho, ho! - Merry Christmas, Santa! 363 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,480 - Don't mind us! Hi! - Hey! Merry Christmas! 364 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,720 Hey! 365 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,200 - Hey. - Hey! 366 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,359 - This is Johanne! - Hi! 367 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,239 And these are my coworkers! 368 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,640 Hello, coworkers! 369 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,599 We're coming straight from the school Christmas show. 370 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,360 - How're you? How's it going? - Even better now! 371 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,720 - Skol! - Skol! 372 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,240 - Another? - Yeah! 373 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,559 - Two please! Same thing. - Two! 374 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,639 Don't tell Jeanette, but I agree with you 100%. 375 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,159 Ronny's such a lame-ass. 376 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,160 - He's so lame! - Yeah! 377 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,719 I'm well aware that Jeanette's already moved on. 378 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,720 I know that. I get it. 379 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,919 But does he have to be everywhere, all the time? 380 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,639 Why do people bringing their partners to everything? It's so weird! 381 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,839 Yeah, why did she even bring him? 382 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,679 They're not even his kids! 383 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,399 - No. - Am I the pathetic one here? 384 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,319 - No! - Yeah? 385 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,040 - No, no. No, no, no. - I'm not? 386 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,279 So, uh, I'm about to become a certified Gold Monk. 387 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:12,519 I haven't banged anybody in almost a year, it's so pathetic. 388 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,959 Well then, I... I'm a Platinum Monk. 389 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,959 - Platinum Monk? - Yeah. 390 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,920 Three whole years! 391 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,120 Holy crap. 392 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,600 Oh my God. 393 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,959 I read the signs all wrong. 394 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,039 - He has a girlfriend already-- - Huh? 395 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,479 - Huh? - What? 396 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,919 - My carpenter... - Yeah? 397 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,159 ...already has a girlfriend. 398 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,640 But, um... 399 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,679 I don't get how you're a Platinum Monk, uh, Trym. 400 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,640 No? 401 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,559 You're actually a handsome guy. 402 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,480 You could have anyone you wanted. You're incredible. 403 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,160 You're a beautiful woman! 404 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,960 You're a beautiful woman! 405 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:45,960 No. 406 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,120 No? 407 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,520 This isn't how we fix things. 408 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,680 - It's not? - No. 409 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,799 Sorry, Trym. 410 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,760 No. 411 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,840 Ugh. Yeah. 412 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,639 I'm sorry. 413 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,720 You don't need to be... sorry. 414 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,560 Thoughts I've had lately 415 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,119 I took a wrong turn It made me feel like 416 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,440 It was so easy 417 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:33,560 Packed my things and my worries And left them behind 418 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:39,440 Aah-woo 419 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,760 Some call me crazy 420 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,759 Just because I spent my Christmas alone 421 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,760 I tell them maybe 422 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,280 And if I could I'd have the world on my own 423 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,959 Aah-woo 424 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:09,559 I pick my cards, call the shots And to me that's enough 425 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,640 Aah-woo 426 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,880 Yes, to me that's enough 427 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,679 All of these options A world without end 428 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,799 Live for the moments That doesn't make sense 429 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:30,119 I'll be the stranger Who opens your heart 430 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,480 And then... 431 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,200 I might never see you again 432 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:44,040 Sometimes I hate me 433 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,479 Some of my choices Have caught me off guard 434 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,440 Just like on New Year 435 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:58,439 Rushing home, watch the fireworks Flyin' between stars 436 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,759 Aah-woo 437 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,799 Put on a dress, booked a ticket 438 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,319 Then I called my mom 439 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,679 Aah-woo 440 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,760 Told her that I'm coming home 441 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,399 All of these options A world without end 442 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,999 Live for the moments That doesn't make sense 443 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,879 I'll be the stranger Who opens your heart 444 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,280 And then 445 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,879 We might never meet again 446 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:37,039 Among all these options I hold my own hand 447 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,240 Not always easy Sometimes I pretend 32363

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