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(hushed):
Stop it!
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Hope made this for me at day care.
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It's not for eating.
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If I was wearing food,
I'd share it with you.
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Come on. Just a...
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Shh! Trailers are
the best part.
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I enjoy Jack Black
for 30 seconds at a time.
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Shh!
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I'll be quiet when the cartoon
popcorn tells me to be quiet.
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NARRATOR: In every neighborhood,
there's a house like this.
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And in every house like that,
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there's a family like this.
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Pull my finger, Grandma.
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(farting)
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(laughs)
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(all laugh)
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But this Christmas,
this family is getting a gift
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they didn't expect.
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I got a serial killer pregnant,
and now she's dead
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and I have to raise the baby...!
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(audience laughs)
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Ugh!
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(gasps)
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Whuh-oh!
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(laughs)
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We ain't raising no baby!
I clean toilets all day.
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I ain't cleaning no baby diapers
all night long!
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I already cleaned Grand Ma Ma's.
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(farting)
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I like her.
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How will this family of idiots
raise a baby
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when they can barely keep
themselves alive?
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I don't know why people wait
for their toast
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to come out to butter it.
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(zapping)
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Me... even stupider now!
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Me electrocute brain!
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ANNOUNCER: This Christmas,
dumb gets a new name:
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It can't be us. It can't be us.
It can't be us.
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You'll be glad you're not them.
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Whackadoo!
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Raising Hope S02E10
"It's a Hopeful Life"
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==DIFUNDE LA PALABRA==
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� Here we go, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh! �
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I got a little crazy last night at
the Bar Association Christmas party.
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You gotta stop these people
from putting this movie out!
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According to my research,
Lucy's family sold the rights
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to their daughter's story,
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which they weren't that interested in
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except for the parts
that involved your family.
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Well, we didn't sell our story!
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Well, apparently, Jimmy did.
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What? Jimmy!
What in the hell?
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I don't remember signing any...
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Oh, wait.
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I can't believe I won a beach ball.
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I've never won anything.
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Yeah, it's all yours.
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You just need to sign these documents
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in case of any possible injury
caused by the beach ball.
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Dad, you're not gonna believe this!
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A beach ball, Jimmy?
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You can get one of those
for free at a concert
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if you can snatch it out of
the air and run fast enough!
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I told you not to answer
the door after
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we got you back from
the Jehovah's Witnesses!
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Kelly, can you bring me some aspirin?
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Wally, you gotta shut this movie down!
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It opens tomorrow night!
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If the whole world sees this,
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we're gonna to be famous
in the bad way,
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like that no-name
actor from Lost
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who married
that 16-year-old girl. Mm!
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Oh!
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I slept with my assistant last night.
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That's gonna make things
awkward around here.
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Forget about what people think of us.
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What about Hope? I mean,
the whole world now knows
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she's the daughter of a serial killer.
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And the guy playing me makes me
look like I have a paunch.
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Well, that would be upsetting
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because your abs are dynamite.
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But they have your signature.
There's nothing I can do.
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Now, if there was something
wrong with your beach ball...
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No.
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It was awesome.
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Well, the Natesville Times
has weighed in.
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"Chances are you'll enjoy
laughing at these imbeciles."
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Which I thought was okay
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till I looked up
the word "imbeciles."
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Not good.
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Well, Hope's asleep
and waiting for Santa.
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Does anybody want to go get a tree?
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I feel like stringing lights up
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on something a bit
safer than a bathtub.
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Apparently, that operator I
called this morning wasn't able
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to get our names out of the
phone books because now we got
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a bunch lookie-loos gawking
at our house!
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Hey, you wanna take a picture
of something?!
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Take a picture of this!
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I wouldn't go out there, Jimmy.
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Someone might try to convince you
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to trade our house
for a yo-yo.
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Oh, fine, I get it.
I'm stupid!
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Yes! And now,
thanks to you,
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everyone's gonna believe
the nonsense in that movie
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and think we're trash.
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Move over, Burt, I want in on this.
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It's not just me.
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We're all stupid!
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You guys are always
doing stupid stuff like...
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Like what?
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Name something.
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The Christmas lights in the tub?
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Ah, you already said that.
Admit it, you're the dumb one
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for selling the movie people
your rights.
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It's not my fault.
I'm your kid.
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If I'm dumb, it's because I've
got you guy-ses "D" and "A".
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I'm getting a tree!
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I just had the most invigorating bath.
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Oh, man...
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Hey, what are you guys doing?!
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You promised me you weren't
gonna see the movie!
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To be fair, we never thought
you'd find out.
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Sorry, James.
It looks funny.
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I did it for employee morale.
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Not yours, of course.
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If you were anyone but you,
you'd understand.
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Guys, I got a purse full
of licorice...
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Ooh! Mama mia!
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A-what-a Christmas is this!
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I got to go
to make-a de pizza.
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You think he bought that?
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(slurring):
� Hark, the herald angels sing
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� Glory to the newborn king
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(slurring):
My family is mad at me,
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my friends are jerks...
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and now my daughter's gonna be
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the laughingstock
of the whole country!
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Your singing is the only thing
I haven't screwed up!
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And now I screwed that up
by talking...
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Thanks, Clarence.
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I have some announcements to make!
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Drunk Santa...
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karaoke guy...
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feel good because you have
made good decisions in life.
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And I did not. Why?
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Because I made sex with
a serial killer named Lucy
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in the back of my van,
and now my life blows!
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Things would have been so much better
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if hadn't picked up
Lucy in my van that night.
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You hear that, disgusting Santa?
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I wish I had never picked up
Lucy in my van!
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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(grunts)
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Hey, where's Hope's crib?
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Where's my necklace?
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Your wish came true.
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You never picked up Lucy,
so she never got pregnant,
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and you don't have a daughter.
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What?!
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It's a Christmas miracle!
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Okay, Maw Maw, seriously,
where's Hope?
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Where's all her stuff?
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I told you, there is no Hope.
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Ma?! Dad?!
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Mom?
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Why is there a shower
curtain hanging in here?
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Because your parents are separated
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and Burt can't afford a new place.
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Mom! Dad!
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Maw Maw's acting batty
and she hid Hope again!
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Don't turn on the oven!
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(Virginia coughing)
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Mom?! Dad?!
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Stop yelling!
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You're not the only one who got
hammered last night.
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Oh, Mom, you're huge!
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Are you having an allergic
reaction or something?
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Yeah, I'm allergic to fast food.
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If I eat more than 350 chicken
nuggets in a day,
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I blow up like a balloon.
(coughs)
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What are you doing?
You quit smoking.
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Yep, three minutes ago.
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And now I'm starting again.
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Hmm. You be a dear, will ya?
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Get me a new cough rag.
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I can't find the white
spot on this one anywhere.
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Remember, you wished
you never slept with Lucy.
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Well, you got your wish,
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which means you didn't have Hope,
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so she didn't need to quit smoking.
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Hey, Jimmy, check it out!
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I got a hottie's digits!
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Read it and weep, cow.
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(chuckles)
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"555"?
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It's fake.
It's a TV phone number.
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So? Maybe Jane D.'s so hot
she's on TV.
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Well, good for you.
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Just make sure you buy her
flowers when you pick her up
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at "123 Go Away Street."
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Well, at least I'm out
there meeting people.
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I'm not spending my days
on the couch having
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a threesome with Ben and Jerry.
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All part of your wish.
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I never wished for them
to be miserable like this.
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MAW MAW: Without Hope in your life,
you had no purpose, no direction.
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You quit your part-time job.
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You became a full-time loser.
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And as you soon learned,
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being a full-time loser
didn't pay very well,
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so you resorted to a life of crime...
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(whimpers)
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which resulted in you
getting two prison tattoos
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and an addiction to toilet wine.
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Instead of having
a cute baby to bond over,
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your parents argued all the time,
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blaming each other
for the mess you became.
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No, this can't be true.
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Maybe I'm still dreaming.
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Oh, this is just like
that movie Inception.
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I have absolutely no idea
what's going on.
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Why are you standing in the
middle of the room talking
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to yourself like a crazy person?
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I'm not crazy.
I'm just talking to Maw Maw.
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Oh, so you're talking to ghosts now?
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If I still loved you, this would
be very disappointing.
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Oh, did I not mention I'm dead?
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That's your fault, too.
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It was the night your mother
sent you out for ice cream.
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Instead of a cold sugary treat...
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Help!
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you brought home
a cold-blooded killer.
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You're like a hero.
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Well, this is fantastic.
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But since you didn't pick up Lucy,
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of course, none of that happened.
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MAW MAW: So, you gave an old lady
treats filled with choking hazards.
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(groaning)
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Truth is, you did me a favor.
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Oh, heaven's great.
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Though it's awfully hot there.
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There are a lot of fires everywhere...
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00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:22,705
And last night at karaoke?
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Idi Amin and Hitler did a great
version of "Ebony and Ivory."
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No, no, no.
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Jimmy, I need somebody to
shave me down, oil me up,
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and take some sexy pics for
my online dating profile.
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This isn't happening.
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None of this is happening!
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I gotta get out of here.
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Hey, porky, get out here and
stand next to me for a picture.
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I want to look skinny for
my online dating profile.
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(coughing)
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No.
257
00:12:15,983 --> 00:12:18,580
Barney's new girlfriend
is really into money.
258
00:12:18,845 --> 00:12:21,383
She made him buy this place
and change it into this.
259
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:25,394
Nothing makes more money than
sexy girls selling liquor.
260
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,782
� Would you like me
to lick your shoes? �
261
00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:31,093
� I'll do anything for booze �
262
00:12:31,094 --> 00:12:33,407
� If you want to cop a feel-a
263
00:12:33,408 --> 00:12:35,813
� Just buy me cheap tequila.
264
00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:37,773
What happened to Shelley?
265
00:12:39,581 --> 00:12:40,193
You did.
266
00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:44,546
'Cause you didn't have Hope,
you never brought those parents
267
00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:47,455
from that snobby private
school to save day care.
268
00:12:47,512 --> 00:12:49,466
Then she started stealing medicine
269
00:12:49,512 --> 00:12:51,517
from old people and dogs.
270
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,343
Now she's hooked on cheap wine,
271
00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:55,735
stool softeners, and...
272
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,229
heart-worm pills.
273
00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:03,346
What the hell?
274
00:13:03,436 --> 00:13:06,482
Without you working with him,
Frank became mayor.
275
00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:15,756
I'm thinking of running for mayor.
276
00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:17,402
That's stupid.
277
00:13:17,484 --> 00:13:19,192
Yeah, you're right.
278
00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:22,902
Is that Sabrina?
279
00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:27,766
85% of that girl is
what you remember as Sabrina.
280
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,532
Hey, Sabrina.
281
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,580
It's Sapphire now.
282
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:37,863
Ten bucks to see 'em, $20 to feel 'em,
283
00:13:37,864 --> 00:13:39,486
50 bucks for the greatest
motorboat of your life.
284
00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:42,061
No, it's me...
uh, uh... Jimmy.
285
00:13:42,106 --> 00:13:43,132
Well, I'll tell you what, Jimmy.
286
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:44,408
You're cute.
287
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,857
I'll tell you what
you can get for 100 bucks.
288
00:13:49,582 --> 00:13:50,451
ATM's in the corner.
289
00:13:50,452 --> 00:13:51,994
Think about it, hmm?
290
00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:59,052
Working in a dump like this
really changed Sabrina.
291
00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:01,814
Course, it'd still be good old Howdy's
292
00:14:01,815 --> 00:14:03,424
if it weren't for
Barney's new girlfriend.
293
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,849
Which is also your fault.
294
00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:06,961
Well, how could that
possibly be my fault?
295
00:14:07,044 --> 00:14:08,474
Where is my boyfriend?
296
00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:10,122
Barney's girlfriend is Lucy?
297
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:11,237
Right here, sweetie.
298
00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:12,775
I ran out of money again.
299
00:14:13,111 --> 00:14:14,094
Oh, well...
300
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,770
Since you didn't sleep with her,
301
00:14:18,327 --> 00:14:20,797
and Virginia didn't
knock her out with the TV,
302
00:14:21,395 --> 00:14:22,585
she never got caught,
303
00:14:22,884 --> 00:14:24,895
and was free to find other prey.
304
00:14:25,162 --> 00:14:26,052
Other prey?
305
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:27,888
Oh, my God, she's going to kill him.
306
00:14:27,996 --> 00:14:29,871
Good.
Never been a fan.
307
00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:32,792
But if you like him so much,
call the cops. Although...
308
00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:36,536
if you want your daughter,
better get Lucy pregnant first.
309
00:14:36,969 --> 00:14:37,559
You're right.
310
00:14:37,715 --> 00:14:39,318
I gotta knock her up.
311
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,473
(shouts) What are you still
doing here, dirtbag?
312
00:14:56,524 --> 00:14:58,060
You looking to rob the place?
313
00:14:59,403 --> 00:15:00,936
What are you looking at her for?
314
00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:02,160
You think she's prettier than me?
315
00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:03,265
Huh?
316
00:15:03,325 --> 00:15:05,103
Think these were a waste of money?
317
00:15:05,159 --> 00:15:06,442
No, no!
They're worth every penny!
318
00:15:06,487 --> 00:15:07,816
Please, I need your help.
319
00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,108
Why would I help you?
320
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,864
Because underneath that 30 pounds of
321
00:15:10,946 --> 00:15:12,517
perfectly molded silicone,
322
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:15,166
I know there's the heart
of a good person.
323
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:17,094
God, I wish I had $20.
324
00:15:19,110 --> 00:15:21,197
That was the nicest thing
anybody's said to me in years.
325
00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:23,540
What do you need me to do?
326
00:15:25,702 --> 00:15:28,323
Are you a good enough shot
to just miss somebody?
327
00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:31,973
Hey, Lucy.
328
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,601
I just found out you're
"The Boyfriend Killer."
329
00:15:44,807 --> 00:15:46,942
Help! Help!
330
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,735
Drive! Drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive!
331
00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:02,393
(grunting)
332
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:04,013
Do you have a condom?
333
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:04,982
I'm so not getting pregnant.
334
00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:06,409
Uh... I'll be careful.
335
00:16:06,493 --> 00:16:07,830
I'm not taking any chances.
336
00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:10,053
I got off all my meds
a few weeks ago...
337
00:16:10,355 --> 00:16:12,208
birth control pills, antidepressants,
338
00:16:12,313 --> 00:16:14,327
anti-psychotics,
mood stabilizers...
339
00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:16,832
I'm actually feeling a lot
more clear-headed these days.
340
00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,420
Now go get a damn condom!
341
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,481
Open the drawer...
342
00:16:22,844 --> 00:16:23,974
dig around...
343
00:16:24,147 --> 00:16:25,298
close the drawer.
344
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,435
Open the cabinet...
345
00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:30,575
What are you doing?
346
00:16:31,255 --> 00:16:34,520
I'm just trying to figure out how long it would take
for me to realistically be looking for a condom.
347
00:16:34,698 --> 00:16:36,592
Well, at least one of us
is having sex...
348
00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:38,324
with other people, I mean.
349
00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:45,265
Say, Jimmy, do any of your no-good, punk
friends feel like doing an old gal a favor?
350
00:16:45,647 --> 00:16:46,501
I'll ask around.
351
00:16:56,809 --> 00:16:59,092
Whoa, whoa!
What the hell are you doing?
352
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,000
Sorry, he's kind of
hot for an old guy.
353
00:17:01,038 --> 00:17:02,510
Dad, I was hooking up with her.
354
00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:04,099
I just went to look for a condom.
355
00:17:04,329 --> 00:17:05,961
Oh, good.
Hand it over.
356
00:17:05,963 --> 00:17:07,849
She looks iffy.
You smell like beef jerky.
357
00:17:07,923 --> 00:17:09,170
Oh, that's just the van, baby.
358
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:10,834
Dad, would you get out of here?
359
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,112
I had her first.
Well, I have her now.
360
00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:15,495
All right, you guys decide.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
361
00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:16,405
And maybe raid the kitchen.
362
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,539
I kind of got a hankering
for beef jerky.
363
00:17:19,891 --> 00:17:22,181
You can't have sex with her.
I need to.
364
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:23,481
Well, I want to.
365
00:17:23,483 --> 00:17:24,693
You want to have a pose-off?
366
00:17:24,783 --> 00:17:26,346
Top this.
367
00:17:26,348 --> 00:17:27,893
I'm telling Mom about this.
368
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:30,114
Mom!
369
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,562
JIMMY:
Mom! Mom!
370
00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:34,536
Dad's trying to hook up
with the girl I like
371
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:35,866
right here in the yard.
372
00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:37,707
I don't care.
Long as he doesn't do it
373
00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:40,018
- on my side of the bed.
- Well, that's fine.
374
00:17:40,071 --> 00:17:41,416
I was thinking about
using the hammock.
375
00:17:41,496 --> 00:17:43,082
Remember the days you
wouldn't break the hammock?
376
00:17:43,169 --> 00:17:45,034
Dad, you don't understand
how important this is.
377
00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:47,139
There's only one way
to decide who gets her.
378
00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:48,163
Rock, paper, scissors.
379
00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:50,439
I want in on this, too.
380
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:52,957
I'm sick of men.
381
00:17:57,927 --> 00:17:59,761
(making alarm sounds)
382
00:18:03,536 --> 00:18:07,884
Thank you, Dan, my newly appointed
Secretary of Alarm Sounds.
383
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:10,214
My fellow Natesvillians,
384
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,864
we have identified
"The Boyfriend Killer."
385
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,479
Her name is Lucy Carlyle.
386
00:18:16,143 --> 00:18:17,798
If you should encounter the suspect,
387
00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:19,506
remember, she may look sweet,
388
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,797
but she is extremely dangerous.
389
00:18:22,663 --> 00:18:26,116
(making alarm sounds)
390
00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:28,894
You guys are out of toilet
paper and painkillers.
391
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,308
No! I'll never get Hope back!
392
00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:35,092
(in slow-motion):
No...!
393
00:18:43,721 --> 00:18:46,585
� Hark, the herald angels sing
394
00:18:46,637 --> 00:18:49,562
� Glory to the newborn king
395
00:18:49,613 --> 00:18:52,145
� Peace on earth,
and mercy mild... �
396
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,928
I'm back. I'm back!
397
00:18:54,982 --> 00:18:57,530
Merry Christmas, drunk Santa!
398
00:18:57,602 --> 00:19:01,120
Merry Christmas,
public domain karaoke singer!
399
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,042
(laughs)
400
00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:06,960
Merry Christmas, Natesville!
401
00:19:07,044 --> 00:19:09,130
� Joyful all ye nations rise
402
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,778
Merry Christmas, Dancin' Dan!
� Join the triumph of the skies �
403
00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:13,171
It's Christmas?
404
00:19:13,248 --> 00:19:14,784
JIMMY:
Merry Christmas, movie theater!
405
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,587
Merry Christmas, people who
I thought were my friends but
406
00:19:17,635 --> 00:19:20,181
� With angelic hosts proclaim
are inside the movie theater!
407
00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:22,264
� Christ is born in Bethlehem
408
00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:26,646
Merry Christmas, uneven sidewalk!
409
00:19:26,723 --> 00:19:30,566
� Hark, the herald
angels sing... �
410
00:19:30,639 --> 00:19:32,240
Merry Christmas, Mom and Dad!
411
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,741
Where's Hope?
412
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,436
(Hope crying)
413
00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:36,878
She was asleep.
414
00:19:37,117 --> 00:19:38,737
It's 10:30 at night,
what's wrong with you?
415
00:19:38,884 --> 00:19:40,837
That's our Christmas tree?
416
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,637
What, did you mug Charlie Brown?
(chuckles)
417
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,810
Hope!
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
418
00:19:45,878 --> 00:19:48,371
And Maw Maw, you're alive!
419
00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:49,819
Of course I'm alive.
420
00:19:49,873 --> 00:19:51,369
Heaven's gonna have to wait
421
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:53,756
a little bit longer for me.
Yeah, yeah, heaven.
422
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:56,204
I'm so sorry I called you guys stupid.
423
00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:58,006
I'm glad I grew up in a stupid house.
424
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,518
Every stupid decision I've made
in life has led to great things.
425
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,827
I mean, I wouldn't have
Hope if I wasn't an idiot.
426
00:20:02,887 --> 00:20:04,227
And I wouldn't trade her for anything.
427
00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:05,497
(knock at door)
428
00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:06,967
I'm just glad I'm back in reality.
429
00:20:08,362 --> 00:20:09,195
Hey.
430
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:13,328
Well, there are a couple
of things I miss.
431
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,835
I thought you guys were at the movies.
432
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,068
We left early.
433
00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:19,610
(laughing)
434
00:20:19,691 --> 00:20:22,213
MAN: Can you believe these morons
actually live in our town?
435
00:20:22,249 --> 00:20:24,363
MAN 2: I don't even feel
sorry for the real baby
436
00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:26,687
because she's probably just
as stupid as the rest of them.
437
00:20:26,736 --> 00:20:28,628
I can't sit and listen
to this anymore.
438
00:20:28,706 --> 00:20:29,843
We've gotta do something.
439
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,824
I know there's some historical
precedence for not doing this, but...
440
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,367
Fire!
441
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,307
Wow.
442
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:39,241
You guys are good friends.
443
00:20:39,637 --> 00:20:40,937
I mean, you would've been
great friends if you hadn't
444
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:42,270
gone to the movies when
I asked you not to.
445
00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:43,984
But I'm glad you're here.
446
00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:46,150
I wouldn't worry
about that movie, Jimmy.
447
00:20:46,488 --> 00:20:48,988
A poor family raising
a serial killer's baby?
448
00:20:48,989 --> 00:20:50,868
Not many people are
gonna want to watch that.
449
00:20:51,036 --> 00:20:52,453
At least not in my demographic.
450
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,515
JIMMY: I wasn't going to be able
to protect Hope from the reality
451
00:20:57,516 --> 00:20:59,118
of how she came to be in this world.
452
00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:01,651
What happened, happened.
453
00:21:01,805 --> 00:21:03,105
And nothing was going to change that.
454
00:21:04,077 --> 00:21:06,451
And I wouldn't change it,
for anything in the world.
455
00:21:07,387 --> 00:21:09,427
Maybe me spending
most of Christmas Eve
456
00:21:09,446 --> 00:21:11,153
passed out in a bar deprived Hope
457
00:21:11,154 --> 00:21:13,380
of seeing that Jimmy Stewart
movie everyone loves
458
00:21:13,391 --> 00:21:15,837
for another year,
but at least I could teach Hope
459
00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:17,186
the lesson I learned:
460
00:21:17,878 --> 00:21:20,225
You can't worry about how
the whole world sees you...
461
00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:23,717
It only matters how the people
in your world see you.
462
00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:28,187
Oh, and don't ever sign
for a beach ball.
463
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,294
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464
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,075
CHILD:
Happy Holidays!
465
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,977
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