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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Watch out'Cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a whileBut ♪
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♪ We're back with styleSo ♪
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♪ Get setTo have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionAnd satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo DooDoo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪
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♪ Doo DooDoo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, Theodore,
it looks like
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you did the most chores
today.
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So, what show
do you want to watch?
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Hmm, I-I
don't know.
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What show do you want
to watch, Talking Teddy?
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I want to watch
Talking Teddy TV Fun Time!
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Oh, Theodore, please,
I beg you, not that again!
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I don't choose.
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Talking Teddy does.
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Oh, good,
because for a minute,
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I was afraid a stuffed doll
was running our lives!
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Alvin, you know
how this works.
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If you want
to choose the show,
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you can always
do more chores.
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Ugh! That's not even
funny, Dave.
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TALKING TEDDY [ON TV]:
Yay!
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KIDS [ON TV]:
It's Talking Teddy Time!
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Yay. Talking Teddy
loves this show.
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Well, ha, ha
of course you do.
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It's your
own show!
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What
an egotist.
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Hi, boys and girls.
Ha, hi!
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TALKING TEDDY [ON TV]:
Now, everyone, get up and dance!
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Come on, guys.
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Talking Teddy
wants us to dance.
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Not gonna
happen, Ted.
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Come on,
dance with me.
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No, I'll sit
this one out.
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I'm talking to you!
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Let's dance.
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We said, no!
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Night, boys.
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[all]
Night, Dave!
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[light switch flicks
and door closes]
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[♪♪♪]
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What is that?
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It's my Talking Teddy
Bright Night Bright Light.
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[softly]
Teddy needs it.
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No, he doesn't.
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Teddy?
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Do you like
your night-light?
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For a pot of honey
I will!
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What does that mean?
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What does that mean?
What does that mean?
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It means he needs
his night-light.
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♪ Night-light
Sleep tight ♪
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♪ You're my little
Friend tonight ♪
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[groans]
[teddy repeating song]
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Stop looking at me.
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[song stops]
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[♪♪♪]
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[muffled speech]
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Shh.
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[Alvin]
This bear has got to go.
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If we don't put
an end to this,
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we're gonna be watching
Talking Teddy
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on our
Talking Teddy sofa,
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while drinking out of
our Talking Teddy mug,
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and having our feet--
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Enough, please.
I get it.
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But what can we do?
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Well, I was thinking
of putting in
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a walkie-talkie
inside Teddy. That way--
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Alvin, that's
a terrible idea.
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We'd never get
the voice right.
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Well, excuse me!
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I'm the only one
throwing out ideas here.
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I've got
the perfect idea.
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Ha, oh, really!
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Would you like
my help or not?
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Yes.
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Are you gonna drop
the attitude?
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Yes.
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Great. Grab the bear.
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[♪♪♪]
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See Simon, this is why
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we're such a great team.
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I'm an ideas guy,
the leader,
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but also the brains.
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Stop talking.
Now, get this.
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I'm keeping all
the hardwiring
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on the voice module
exactly the same.
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But here's
the Shyamalan twist.
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And now
you stop talking.
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In layman's terms,
all you do
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is type whatever you want
it to say right here.
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Why are you wearing
a baseball cap to bed?
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Why are you wearing
a baseball cap?
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Because it's sewn on.
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What's your excuse,
weirdo?
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Ha, ha, ha.
Great work, Simon!
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Hold on, hold on.
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I don't know if
I trust you using it.
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Simon, Theodore's
my brother too.
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I only want
what's best for him.
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Have a little faith.
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[sighs]
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Hey, Theodore, it's your night
to pick the show again.
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What do you want
to watch, Talking Teddy?
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[♪♪♪]
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I want to watch Star Missions:The Impossible Return.
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Wait, wait, what?
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Really?
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Yeah, that show
looks awesome, bro.
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Bro? Oh, okay.
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[laser blasts on tv]
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Geez, Teddy,
I didn't think
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you liked
this kind of stuff.
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I like it
'cause it's awesome.
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Stop judging me
and enjoy the show.
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Oh, you sure learned
a lot more words.
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[♪♪♪]
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I don't sleep with
night-lights anymore
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because they're lame.
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It also helps me
face my fear of the dark,
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which is
more important
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than whether something
is lame or not.
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Okay.
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Alvin, I want your room
clean today.
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Oh, brother.
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[♪♪♪]
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Theodore, can we
clean Alvin's room?
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I love to clean.
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You do?
Are you sure?
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Did I stutter?
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No.
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Alvin, give me
the keyboard!
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We're done.
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I should've known
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you couldn't handle
this responsibility.
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All right,
take a deep breath.
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I'll stop
with the perks,
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but we both know
we need this
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if we're gonna get out of
Talking Teddy's control.
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How's this? If I abuse
my power one more time,
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you can just
take the keyboard.
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No, Alvin!
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I don't want to have
to watch you.
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Exactly.
Glad we talked.
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What? No, Alvin,
we're disagreeing.
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[groaning]
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Well, it looks
pretty clean.
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Let's go outside
and play.
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We forgot
the best part!
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Alvin's
dirty clothes!
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[Theodore]
Oh, no.
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You're the greatest.
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But don't tell Simon.
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He creeps me out.
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[gasps]
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What are you doing,
Theodore?
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Uh. Nothing?
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So, um, Teddy been saying
anything unusual lately?
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No. Stop asking
questions.
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[sighs]
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♪ Yeah you got me ♪
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♪ Wrapped aroundYour finger now ♪
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♪ Yes, you do ♪
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♪ Got me going crazy ♪
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♪ Make me wannaScream and shout ♪
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♪ Yes it's true ♪
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♪ Ya got me runnin' ♪
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♪ All over town for you ♪
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♪ You got me jumpin' ♪
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♪ Just sayHow high to go ♪
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♪ You got me workin' ♪
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♪ I gotSome chores to do ♪
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♪ All for your lovin' ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, I wonder ♪
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♪ How did I fall underYour spell ♪
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♪ Your spell ♪
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♪ Hypnotized ♪
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♪ Take a look into my eyesAnd you'll see ♪
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♪ What have you doneYou got me on my knees ♪
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♪ What have you doneWhat have you done ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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Do you wanna watch
Talking Teddy?
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No, George WashingtonWerewolf Slayer.
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Uh-oh. Again?
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Don't tell Simon,
but I think
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we should take
the money in your piggy bank
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and give it to charity.
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Alvin's skate park!
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That's it!
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[rubber glove snaps]
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[electricity sizzles]
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Where's the remote?
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Aha! Bingo!
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You're not allowed
to watch TV in the afternoon.
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What?
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You were mean
to Theodore,
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and now you're going
to pay for it.
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Aah? What?
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You heard me, punk.
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[screams]
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Very funny, Simon.
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Hand over the keyboard.
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What do you mean?
You have the only one.
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[laughing nervously]
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Oh, yeah. Mm-hm.
There-there it is.
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What's going on?
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Uh. Nothing, nothing.
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We're all good.
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[♪♪♪]
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That's right.
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You're dealing
with me now.
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[screams]
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[sighs]
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[yawns]
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♪ Night-light
Sleep tight ♪
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[screaming]
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What is it?
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Why are we screaming?
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This is
a bad news bear!
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He's evil
I tell you, evil!
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Who? Talking Teddy?
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I love you,
Theodore.
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Can I have a hug?
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Oh. I love
you too.
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[yawns]
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Don't think I forgot
about you, mister.
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I'll deal with you
later.
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No, no, no!
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Mission accomplished.
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[♪♪♪]
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Where's Alvin?
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He's, uh, sleeping
in the living room.
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[yawns]
Good night, Theodore.
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Night.
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You know, Theodore,
there are lots of
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other little boys
and girls who need me.
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I might be able
to help more kids
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if you gave me
to a daycare program.
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Oh. Well, okay.
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[screams]
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Calm down, Alvin.
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Teddy's leaving.
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What?
What do you mean?
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Well, he can do
more good out there,
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in the real world.
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He was meant for
greater things.
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Oh, thank you!
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Thank you!
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Not that we won't
all miss him terribly.
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Well, goodbye!
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Out you go.
So long!
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Ha, ha, ha! Yes!
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Simon, did you hear
the great news?
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Teddy the terrible
is gone!
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And out of your corrupt,
little hands.
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You should be ashamed
of yourself.
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Oh, trust me, I have been
scared straight!
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[Talking Teddy]
Who wants to play?
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That's not funny, Simon.
267
00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:13,833
It wasn't me.
268
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,542
Like I'm that gullible.
269
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,958
[Talking Teddy]
I'll be yours forever.
270
00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,208
I'm not joking.
That's not me!
271
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,667
Look what was at
the toy store!
272
00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,917
New and improved
Talking Teddy.
273
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,625
[screaming]
274
00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:35,208
[♪♪♪]
275
00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,917
[Dave]
Alvin? Alvin!
276
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,208
Theodore, have you
seen Alvin?
277
00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,750
We're gonna be late for
the first day of school!
278
00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,417
Uh, uh, no.
279
00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,292
But I know
that Alvin's
280
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,375
not hiding
in the closet.
281
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,125
[Alvin]
Oh, come on, Theodore!
282
00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:54,083
Let's go, Alvin.
283
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:58,042
No! You can't make me!
Come on.
284
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,125
[grunting]
285
00:12:00,292 --> 00:12:04,500
♪ ChristmasChristmas time is near ♪
286
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:09,500
♪ Time for toysAnd time for cheer ♪
287
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:13,000
[Alvin]
Please, Dave! Not school!
288
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,042
[Theodore]
Yeah, Dave. Not school!
289
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,750
[Dave]
Come on, guys, it'll be fun.
290
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,417
[chattering]
291
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:24,417
Hey. Looks like there's
a new principal.
292
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,458
Pleased to meet you.
293
00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:32,000
♪ You're that kind of woman ♪
294
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,458
♪ That kind of woman-- ♪
295
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:34,833
Wowza.
296
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,458
Come on, guys.
Dave knows best.
297
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,458
[in unison]
See ya later, Dave!
298
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:45,750
Well, whoa,
I just wanted to say
299
00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,250
how impressed I am
300
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,292
with what you've done
with the school.
301
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,667
Well, thank you.
302
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,458
But I just
started today.
303
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,458
Ha. So humble,
I love it.
304
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,417
And speaking of love,
305
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,625
I'd love to be
your assistant!
306
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,125
That's very sweet,
307
00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:03,917
but I already
have an assistant.
308
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,625
Alrighty, well, maybe I can
show you around town.
309
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:10,125
I'm sort of
a local legend.
310
00:13:10,292 --> 00:13:12,792
Please, go to class.
311
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,000
[laughing]
312
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:17,083
Oh, yes.
Playin' hard to get.
313
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:21,667
[teacher] Tonight's homework will be
to outline Chapter One...
314
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,250
[clock ticking]
[teacher speaking indistinctly]
315
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,500
[bell rings]
316
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,208
[Alvin huffing
and puffing]
317
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,208
Oh, yes!
318
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,792
[girl clears throat]
319
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:34,375
May I help you?
320
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,375
What are you doing here?
321
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:39,000
Uh, well, I work here.
322
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,958
What are you doing here?
323
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,542
You're her assistant?
324
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,708
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
325
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,625
And I love this job!
326
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,208
The badge is so shiny and...
327
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:52,500
[whispering] Well, all the cute
bad boys get sent here.
328
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,417
Whatever.
329
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,250
Britt, just tell the principal
I need to see her.
330
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,583
She's busy.
331
00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,583
[grunts]
332
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,083
[♪♪♪]
333
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,083
No way.
334
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,958
Tickle, tickle!
Aah!
335
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,625
What? Oh.
336
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,000
[grunting]
337
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,250
Huh?
338
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:14,500
[panting]
[yells]
339
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,125
Oh, no, no, no.
340
00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:18,167
Just a second,
muchacho!
341
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:21,417
Oh, Britt, please,
have a heart.
342
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,833
I need to see her!
343
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,792
Uh. She's
the principal, Alvin.
344
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,167
Everybody needs
to see her.
345
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,000
Okay! Fine!
346
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,417
When's her next opening?
347
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,000
Hmm, let's see.
348
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,542
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
349
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,125
For you, uh,
next semester.
350
00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,542
Buh-bye!
351
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:41,875
Oh!
352
00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,500
Uh, buh-bye.
353
00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:47,625
♪ You're that kind of woman ♪
354
00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:54,250
[teacher]
Alvin. Alvin!
355
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:56,708
Oh. Huh?
W-w-what?
356
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:57,875
[sighs]
357
00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,000
What did the author mean
when he wrote,
358
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,000
"It was
the best of times,
359
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,083
it was
the worst of times"?
360
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,792
You woke me up for that?
361
00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,417
Principal's office!
362
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,625
Okay, Alvin. You're up.
363
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:16,958
Oh. Is it
next semester already?
364
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,167
[blows raspberry]
365
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:21,542
You have a lovely office.
366
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,833
But that assistant
of yours has got to go!
367
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,542
Have a seat, Alvin.
368
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,125
Oh, sorry,
sorry, stand up.
369
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,917
I know the first few days
back at school can be tough,
370
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,333
so if there are any issues
that I can help you with--
371
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,417
So observant,
you are a wonder.
372
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,542
There are
a couple of things.
373
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,833
So I'm travelling
through the air...
374
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
The craziest part...
375
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:48,167
Ha, ha, so, there I am,
the middle of nowhere,
376
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:52,208
performing for this children's
orphanage in Burma.
377
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:55,417
Alvin, I'm so sorry
to interrupt your story,
378
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,333
but I really have
to see other students.
379
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,958
Ha, ha, ha,
of course.
380
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,333
Mwah!
381
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,583
Adieu, my petit amour.
382
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,458
Until we meet again.
383
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,375
♪ I'd stare ya down ♪
384
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,167
♪ If the big, bad wolfWas coming ♪
385
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,708
♪ I'd scream loud ♪
386
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,583
♪ Keep your pawsOff my woman ♪
387
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,000
♪ I'll tell ya now ♪
388
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,875
♪ Love will make ya doSome crazy things ♪
389
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,833
♪ Love, loveLove, love, love ♪
390
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,625
♪ You got me going, you got meGoing out of my mind ♪
391
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:28,458
♪ Ooh girl, what's a guyGot to do to get to ♪
392
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:32,458
♪ You girl, I wannaI wanna love ya baby ♪
393
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,542
♪ I want you toCall me your man ♪
394
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:39,542
♪ Ooh girl, babyYou don't understand ♪
395
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,833
♪ Oh I would do anythingAye ♪
396
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:47,542
♪ Tell me babyAye ♪
397
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,000
♪ Wha-wha-what do I gotta do?Aye ♪
398
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:55,208
♪ To tell me babyAye ♪
399
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,917
♪ To ge-ge-getClose to you ♪
400
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,375
♪ You got me going ♪
401
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:01,292
♪ You got me goingOut of my mind ♪
402
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,208
♪ Ooh girl ♪
403
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,000
♪ Baby youDon't understand ♪
404
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:09,333
♪ Oh I would do anything ♪
405
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,542
Mr. Seville,
may I speak with you
406
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,792
for a minute
about Alvin?
407
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:22,167
Alvin, please,
take your seat.
408
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,375
Shh!
409
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,125
Please, give me a call
if there's anything I can do.
410
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:30,083
Competition
from my own dad?
411
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,000
Well, the gloves
are off,
412
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:34,375
'cause two can play
at that game!
413
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,125
[Alvin panting]
414
00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:38,917
Brittany, did she get
the flowers I sent her?
415
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,458
Uh, no.
It's inappropriate.
416
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,875
She's the principal.
417
00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:44,958
Oh. What about
the chocolates?
418
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,708
Ah. They're delicious.
419
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,333
Mm. Thank you.
420
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,417
You have not seen
the last of me.
421
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,167
Ah, okay, weirdo.
422
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,833
Alvin, your report?
423
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,833
Oh no, I didn't do it.
424
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,625
I guess you'll
have to send me
425
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,125
to the Principal's
office.
426
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,292
Oh. New rule, Alvin.
427
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,667
You're not going to see
the Principal anymore.
428
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,208
Now sit down!
429
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,500
[groans]
430
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,917
So get this,
the Vice President Burr
431
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:19,000
challenges Hamilton to a duel,
which I don't know,
432
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,792
in my opinion,
that seems super extreme.
433
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,167
Yo, Kevin! We wrappin'
this up or what?
434
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,875
I hate my life.
435
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:28,875
[Alvin]
My, my! It is hot in here.
436
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,667
And I know
just how to cool off.
437
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,750
Oh, please don't.
438
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,000
[water splashes]
439
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:40,708
Nothing?
440
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:44,375
Obviously I'm crying out
for some discipline.
441
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:47,000
That's why
we called your father.
442
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,208
Alvin!
443
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,875
[Alvin] I can't believe
they're suspending me.
444
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:55,625
Depriving a young man
of his education.
445
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:57,250
Why, it's crim--
446
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,042
Who are you writing to?
447
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,917
It's a bill, Alvin.
448
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,750
A bill
or a love letter?
449
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:04,833
[nervous laughing]
450
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:06,208
Right you are.
451
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,458
[clears throat]
452
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,000
Alvin,
go do something!
453
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,292
Anything!
454
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,500
Like what?
455
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,042
I'm grounded, remember?
456
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:15,667
I can't watch TV.
457
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,750
I can't play video games.
458
00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:19,500
I can't even use my phone.
459
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,417
I can't do anything!
460
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,667
Well, here's an idea.
461
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,625
How about finishing
your homework?
462
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:27,750
Oh.
463
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,000
Now that's just cruel!
464
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:33,542
Go! Please!
465
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,417
♪ Bonsoir
Bonsoir ♪
466
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:39,250
♪ Mam'selle
Bonsoir ♪
467
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:42,792
♪ I wish, I wish
I could speak French ♪
468
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:45,292
You have to let him
back in school.
469
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:46,667
[principal over phone]
I'm sorry.
470
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,375
Please.
I have to see you!
471
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:51,167
[principal over phone]
Oh, all right.
472
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:52,917
I'm having dinnerat Le Cafe.
473
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,792
I can meet you therebefore eight.
474
00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:56,250
Oh, thank you.
475
00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:59,042
I'll leave right now.
476
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:07,542
I need Alvin
back in school!
477
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,333
You can't expect
the school
478
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,958
to discipline a child
that has no rules at home.
479
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,333
He has rules!
480
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,917
As we speak, Alvin's
at home doing his homework.
481
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,583
Are you positive
about that?
482
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,000
Absolutely!
483
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,375
Garçon.
484
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,125
[screams]
485
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,000
Aah!
486
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,958
Unh, why did you
do that?
487
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,583
Sorry, I thought
you'd want a napkin
488
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,292
t-to wipe the soup off.
[muffled grunting]
489
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,167
Are you all right?
490
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,250
Oh, yes!
491
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:41,000
[muttering]
Stop that!
492
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:43,042
Oh, I'm fine.
493
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,875
Darling?
Oh, hello, love.
494
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,000
[Alvin, muffled]
Love?
495
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,333
[man & principal scream]
496
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,750
Who's this guy?
497
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,833
Uh, this is
my husband, Alvin.
498
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,458
Husband? As in,
you're married?
499
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:58,625
Of course.
500
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,625
Why do you think
I wear a wedding ring?
501
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,917
Aah! I never saw that!
502
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:06,417
Oh, I guess
love is blind.
503
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:12,083
And then, you not only
sneak out of the house,
504
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,542
but jump in the back of the car
without telling me?
505
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:19,792
D-do you know
how wrong that is?
506
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,750
You're right.
Really, Alv-- Wait?
507
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:25,208
Did you just say
I-I'm right?
508
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,667
I get it, Dave.
509
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:31,042
Listen, Alvin,
I know it's hard,
510
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,750
but believe me, there are
plenty of fish in the sea.
511
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:34,833
Oh, yeah?
512
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,542
Ask any fisherman,
513
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:39,250
our oceans are
nearly depleted!
514
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:42,167
But I know I acted
like a complete jerk.
515
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,167
I just don't know
what I can do
516
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,583
to make it up
to everyone.
517
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,333
I feel like my heart's
been ripped out
518
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,125
and run over
by a Mack truck,
519
00:21:54,292 --> 00:21:57,083
then exploded
by a bomb
520
00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,625
and thrown into
a blender.
521
00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:02,167
Uh, been there before.
522
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:05,500
Anyway, I can't tell ya
how sorry I am.
523
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:08,292
But love is
a cruel mistress.
524
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:11,000
I'll never fall
in love again.
525
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:12,208
[blows nose]
526
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,458
[dog barks]
527
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,083
Oh, well.
Hello, gorgeous!
528
00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:19,958
Hi!
529
00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:21,583
[barking]
530
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,625
Hello! Hello?
531
00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:26,375
[grunts]
532
00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:28,042
Quick, how do you
get out of here?
533
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,292
Try the door.
534
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,167
Oh, ha, ha. Right.
535
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:32,667
Hey! Yoo-hoo!
536
00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:34,000
Wait up.
537
00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:37,000
♪ Doo DooDoo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪
538
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,000
♪ Doo DooDoo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪
539
00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:43,000
♪ Doo DooDoo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪
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