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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:43,170 Come say g'day to Kaz and Ray 2 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,740 at Sunraysia Agriculture. 3 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,270 -Shut up. 4 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:22,820 Get out. 5 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:40,010 Fuck! 6 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:47,010 Fuck. 7 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,730 Fuck you. 8 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:48,480 - Hey! 9 00:03:48,570 --> 00:03:52,440 You fucking donut. 10 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:55,270 What are you doing you dickbrain? 11 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,410 What are you? Are you blind? 12 00:03:58,760 --> 00:03:59,890 Are you drunk? 13 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:03,240 Hey, big head. 14 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,770 Oi. Fuck features. 15 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,940 What? 16 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,900 -How old are you? 17 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:17,120 -I'm 16, mate. It's none of your fucking business. 18 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:19,340 -Where are your learner plates? 19 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:20,340 -Where's yours? 20 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:22,260 -No, I'm 44. 21 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:23,950 -Or, if you got your learners, you might have been taught 22 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,830 to check the fucking road before you pull out. 23 00:04:25,910 --> 00:04:27,650 -I did I checked the road and you weren't there. 24 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:29,740 And then I... 25 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:31,090 -Oh fuck. -Ah! 26 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:32,270 - Oh fuck. - Ow. 27 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:33,880 -Ow, ow. Oh yuck. -Ow. 28 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,230 -Is that? 29 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:37,140 Oh fuck. I'm calling... 30 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:38,840 I'm gonna call... Just stay there I'll call the thing... 31 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,190 Ambo. 32 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,930 Fuck. Um... 33 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,800 I've got no reception. 34 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:49,460 -Do you have reception? -I don't have a phone. 35 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,940 -Really? Why not? 36 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,590 -OK, can you fucking focus fuck arse! 37 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,640 -Yeah. I'm... Right. 38 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,680 Ah, Mildura's like 45k's away, right? 39 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:58,250 -How the shit would I know? 40 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,210 -Mildura's like big, they'll have a hospital 41 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,510 or medical centre or something. 42 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,300 You can drive, 'cause your car's fine. 43 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,390 -Ute. -What? 44 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,340 -It's a ute. 45 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:08,430 And you're gonna have to drive it, So try not to crash it. 46 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,040 -You... Ah... 47 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,180 Uh... Fuck. 48 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:17,830 Um... 49 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,270 - Are you kidding me? 50 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,880 -But it's my... 51 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,010 piano. 52 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,840 - And this is my arm, cockface. 53 00:05:25,930 --> 00:05:27,800 -Well, maybe we can just, um, take the trailer off 54 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,370 and hook it to the ute, we can do that right? 55 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:30,760 -Yeah, you reckon? 56 00:05:30,850 --> 00:05:32,410 The axle's gone... 57 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,370 Genius. 58 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:34,940 -Oh fuck. 59 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:45,040 OK. OK, fine. 60 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,430 Come on. We gotta go. 61 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,470 -Come on, I'll drive. -Fuck. 62 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,000 Stick it on the back! 63 00:05:52,610 --> 00:05:54,260 OK, stop. 64 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,490 -This is not going to work. 65 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,970 It's way too high. 66 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,580 -Oh, stop your whingeing. 67 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,280 Dig a hole. 68 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:22,990 Ta da! 69 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:24,900 -See. 70 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,630 -What's your name? 71 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,110 -Meg. 72 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:06,510 -Is that short for Megan or... -Na, it's short for Steve. 73 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,510 What's yours? 74 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,250 -Lucky 75 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:15,690 Well, it's Lachlan, but I've always been Lucky. 76 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:19,040 Jesus. Are you right? 77 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:21,520 -Who's Toby? -No one. Can I have it please? 78 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:23,480 -Oh, what? Is he your boyfriend? 79 00:07:23,570 --> 00:07:25,050 -What does it say? 80 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,350 - Are you on a plane? 81 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,880 Are you, Lachlan? 82 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,450 Are you on a plane? 83 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,540 -You should give your mum and dad a call and let... 84 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:41,410 -Don't you think you should-- -No. 85 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,980 -I just think-- -It's none of your business 86 00:07:43,070 --> 00:07:44,500 but is it? 87 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,900 -Fine. I don't actually give a shit dude. 88 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:47,420 - Dude. Dude. 89 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,950 Don't you frickin' dare. 90 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:05,000 -Where are you taking it anyway? 91 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:06,260 -Perth. 92 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:07,700 -Why? 93 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,310 -I don't have a choice. 94 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,320 -What a pain in the arse. 95 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,280 -Well, I wasn't expecting to have a fucking car accident. 96 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,100 -I don't believe in accidents. 97 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:21,710 -Oh great. I'll tell the car hire company. 98 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,590 -No dickhead. I believe in car accidents. 99 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:27,070 I just don't believe in... accidents. Is it a... 100 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:28,420 -Coincidences. -Coincidences! 101 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,900 Coincidences. Yeah. 102 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,590 Yeah. I don't believe in coincidences. 103 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,640 Everything happens for a reason. 104 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,210 Ow! Be careful. 105 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:38,820 -I can't help it, there are bumps. 106 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,600 -Yeah, well, you don't have to aim for 'em. 107 00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:43,610 -Can we turn this music off for a minute, please? 108 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,480 -You have to have music when you're driving. 109 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,090 -It just does my head in. Please? 110 00:08:47,170 --> 00:08:48,700 I just need a break. Five minutes? Please? 111 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:51,920 -Thank you. 112 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,450 -It's just like too many things have to happen 113 00:08:58,530 --> 00:08:59,880 to make a thing happen. 114 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:01,620 You know? 115 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:05,190 If I'd have done one thing different today, 116 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,760 one tiny thing, 117 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,940 like if I'd have brushed my teeth for longer, 118 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,590 then I wouldn't have been on the road 119 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,500 at that pacific point, would I? 120 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:16,380 And maybe you would have ran into somebody else 121 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:20,470 and killed them or ran into a tree and been crashed 122 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,770 in a burning wreck 123 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:24,820 and I wouldn't have even known or given a shit. 124 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:31,130 Now I've got this weird Chewbacca guy driving my ute, 125 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:35,660 and he's probably like a psycho murderer or something. 126 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:37,880 'Cause you pretty much have to be a psycho 127 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,530 to not want to listen to music when you're driving. 128 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,530 Wouldn't ya? 129 00:09:58,590 --> 00:10:01,160 -It's your turn. 130 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,690 The least you could do is distract me. Come on talk. 131 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,990 -Or music. -OK, OK. 132 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,170 Have you heard of ELO? 133 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:16,830 -Ear lobe? 134 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:21,530 -ELO. British fusion band from the 1970s? ELO? 135 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,490 -Oh, it doesn't matter. -No. 136 00:10:23,570 --> 00:10:28,360 - So one of the founding members of ELO was Mike Edwards, right. 137 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:32,190 -Cellist. -What's a cellist? 138 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,150 -It's a person who plays the cello. 139 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,930 -Right. 140 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:39,200 -Anyway, one day, Mike Edwards is driving along a road 141 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,240 in Devon in England 142 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:44,510 and one of those huge hay bales rolls down a hill 143 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,640 and lands on his car. 144 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,030 Kills him instantly. 145 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,300 He didn't even know what hit him. 146 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,170 What are the chances, hey? 147 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,090 Well... 148 00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:58,610 Devon is pretty hilly, 149 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,260 so let's say one in ten of those hay bales 150 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:04,620 sits on some kind of slope, 151 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,100 and maybe one in a thousand of them 152 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:09,710 sometimes goes for a little roll. 153 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:12,190 And let's say, maybe, one in twenty of those slopes 154 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:17,060 leads to a road where a car goes past any given point 155 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:19,500 some number of times an hour, 156 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:23,550 and maybe one in every three or four thousand of the drivers 157 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:27,160 of those cars is an artist of some repute. 158 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:30,690 So the chances that one day one of those hay bales 159 00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:33,120 was going to kill a moderately well-known cellist 160 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:35,860 is reasonably high. 161 00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:41,520 Well... not high, but... 162 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,390 The thing is, when the numbers are big enough, 163 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,830 which they are, one in a million things happen all the time. 164 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:53,580 Nothing happens for a reason. 165 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,230 Or everything happens for no reason. 166 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,670 One of the those. 167 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,800 -You are so boring. 168 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,990 - How would you rate your pain out of ten, Meg? 169 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,600 - What's ten? 170 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:17,210 - Ten means it would be unbearable. 171 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,690 - I don't know, two and a half. Two... 172 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,520 -Two? 173 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,040 -Well, nine'd be like your face is on fire or something. 174 00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:26,440 So then seven would be like, I don't know, 175 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,130 having your knee shot off, 176 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,530 and then five would be-- 177 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:31,750 -OK. Are you left-handed? 178 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,270 -No. -Great. 179 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,530 So you can fill this in and your dad can help. 180 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:36,580 -Yeah. 181 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:37,930 -Oh, no, I'm not... 182 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:39,930 - Excuse me. 183 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,150 -I'm not actually. -Yep, come on, Dad. 184 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,200 -Paul. No. 185 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,550 -But I already opened it 186 00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:49,940 -No! 187 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:53,070 - I'm gonna get going. 188 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,120 - Your piano's on my ute. 189 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,380 -Yeah, I know. But I have to figure out how to get it... 190 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:01,950 Shit. 191 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,130 - My soul hurts. 192 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:06,910 -That's your liver, Paul. 193 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:11,790 -What's your last name? 194 00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:13,400 -Flynn. -Flynn. OK. 195 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,880 -Why? 196 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,270 Whoa. No, no, no, no. No, we're not doing this. 197 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,880 -Yes. Yes we are. -No, we can't... I'm not... 198 00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:23,710 We can't lie on a government form. 199 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,580 -It's not a government form you fucking nerd, 200 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,020 it's just a bloody doctor's thing-- 201 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,760 - Meg? -Yeah coming. 202 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,760 -Come on, Dad. -Meg! 203 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:35,370 We're not doing this! 204 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,900 -You were in an accident that was your fault, 205 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,120 and you left the scene with a minor. 206 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,510 - I didn't do anything wrong. I drove you here 207 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,900 and now I'm going. 208 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,250 I'm actually in a serious hurry. 209 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,910 -I'll tell 'em you're a perve. -What! 210 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,610 -Yeah, I'll tell 'em you're an old perve. 211 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:49,740 - What! 212 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:51,260 - Sorry? 213 00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:54,870 -Um... We're just shocked by the acne statistics. 214 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,440 That's... 215 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:57,830 - It's terrible. 216 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,920 -It's a surprising figure. -Yeah. 217 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,880 -OK. You can wait here. 218 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,100 -Meg... 219 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:07,450 -You're my dad or you're a fucking pedo! Got it? 220 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:08,970 -Oh... 221 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:11,060 - Love you, Dad! 222 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:24,600 So how can the excess be half the value of the bloody car? 223 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,120 Shit! 224 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,650 Right. 225 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,650 So in your world, the word 'comprehensive' 226 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,480 means literally its own opposite? 227 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,350 When I... when I ticked the box comprehensive, 228 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,310 I was actually saying please give me the insurance 229 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:40,270 that's not comprehensive. 230 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,440 No, but that... You're lying. 231 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,360 That... that's... No, I'm not abusing you. 232 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,450 I'm just trying to articulate my frustration. 233 00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,800 - You'll have to stitch your own head up. 234 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,980 - ...a modicom of respect. 235 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,500 Why do you think you can talk to me like that? 236 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,630 -OK. Alright. 237 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,280 Paul... 238 00:14:58,370 --> 00:14:59,680 enough. 239 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,290 - I built a house once. 240 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,260 - Well, I thought I'd send you a video, 241 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:19,650 because, I don't know, you might watch it. 242 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:21,610 Miracles happen. 243 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,920 Oh, do you like my beanie? 244 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,960 Well, Barbara made it and it took her two weeks, 245 00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:29,400 so we're never going to hear the end of it. 246 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,580 Ah... Oh, look, I've the full Peter Garrett-- 247 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,670 Are you watching porn in a hospital? 248 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,980 That's so inappropriate. 249 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,540 -What did the doctor say? 250 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,590 -He thinks it's broken. 251 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,810 -All that training. 252 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:49,070 -The x-ray guy isn't here, so they can't do an x-ray, 253 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,120 so they can't, like, set it. 254 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:52,600 But they gave me this, so... 255 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,250 -How long? 256 00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:57,040 -His daughter's in 'Wicked'. -What? 257 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,780 -Yeah, x-ray guy's daughter's in Wicked, 258 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,780 which starts at 6 in Dimboola. 259 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:03,130 So... 260 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,130 you can go. 261 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:09,790 -OK. 262 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,010 -Don't worry, I told him I did it playing netball. 263 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,720 -Why did you tell them that I'm your dad? 264 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,410 -I don't know, they would have 265 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,680 asked a whole lot of fucking boring questions. 266 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:33,600 This makes me feel really nice. You want some? 267 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:37,990 It's kind of like, it still hurts, but you don't care. 268 00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,170 -Where's your real dad? 269 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:44,690 -Um... Pub. 270 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,000 He's having a good day. 271 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:56,920 -OK. 272 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,410 Sorry about your... 273 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,420 Bye. 274 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,030 -How are you gonna get your piano of my ute? 275 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,600 -I'll figure it out. 276 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,160 -And then what? -I'll figure it out. 277 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,990 -I'm going to Perth, too. 278 00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:26,170 -What? 279 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,220 -No, you're not. -Yeah, I am. 280 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,040 I'm gonna go stay with my mum for a bit. 281 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,650 -Your mum lives in Perth? 282 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,960 Yeah, she works in the mines in Kalgoorlie. 283 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,610 -Kalgoorlie's not Perth. 284 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,660 -Pretty close. -It's 600-- 285 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,920 -Anyway, I haven't seen her in ages and she wants to, like, 286 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,490 reconnect or whatever. 287 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:44,190 -You can't drive to Kalgoorlie! 288 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,190 -Why not? 289 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,720 -'Cause it's 3,000 kilometres across a massive weird desert 290 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,240 and you've got a broken... broken thingy. 291 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:53,630 -Well, isn't that lucky? 292 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,110 How? 293 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,850 -That the knob jockey that broke it 294 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,940 is also going to Perth and can take me. So... 295 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:01,860 -Oh! No, no, no, no, no. -Yeah. 296 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,470 -No. You...you... You're a... 297 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,430 -You're a nightmare. -Why? 298 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,990 -I mean, apart from the fact 299 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,170 that you're incredibly fricking annoying, 300 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,480 you just threatened to tell people that I'm... 301 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,830 - A pedo? 302 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:15,570 - Jesus Christ. 303 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:20,700 -Nup. 304 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:23,010 -Nup. OK. 305 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,320 -Nup. 306 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,750 -See ya. 307 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,710 -Whatever! Bye. - Bye bye. 308 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,040 Hi, Jez, had a car, like, a proper car accident. 309 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,470 No I'm not asking for money. 310 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,480 I'm just trying to get back to Perth. 311 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,610 I mean I am, but it would just be a loan for like five days. 312 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,040 No, I'll pay you back-- 313 00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:59,870 Or a week. No, Patty. 314 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,530 Two... two weeks. 315 00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:02,660 Seriously. 316 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,230 No, no, I'm totally fine. 317 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,400 That was three years ago, Gemma. 318 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:08,360 Yep. No, no, no... 319 00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:10,540 The hire car wiped out my bank account, then my car got... 320 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,670 Mm-hm. Well, I don't remember saying it if I did. 321 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,280 OK. 322 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,150 I know I still owe you money, but I just-- 323 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,590 No, Steph. It'll be like five days. 324 00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:20,110 Patty! 325 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,110 Fuck. 326 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,650 - Eclipse Mobile wishes to advise 327 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,790 that you have insufficient credit to make the call. 328 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:47,660 -Fucking, fuck, shit! 329 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,800 -No tens or twenties... fifty or a hundred. 330 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,930 -But I've only got this. 331 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,800 Is there anywhere else that I can get phone credit? 332 00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,200 -Shouldn't think so. 333 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,730 For this muesli bar, please. 334 00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:43,890 -Barbara made it 335 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,850 and it took her two weeks, 336 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,330 so we're never going to hear the end of it. 337 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,990 Ah... Oh, look, I'm the full Peter Garrett under here. 338 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:56,290 But I'm feeling good, though. 339 00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:00,650 Ah... Listen, love... 340 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,950 been talking to the others, Lachy, 341 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,610 and you need to come home. 342 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:11,050 It's been eight years and enough's enough. 343 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:12,740 Everyone makes... 344 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,920 - Tobes! 345 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:38,250 - Whatta you got there? 346 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,510 -It's a coffin. 347 00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:47,210 Na, that's a piano, eh? 348 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,560 Do you play? 349 00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:50,910 -Not if I can help it. 350 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,610 -I used to play the oboe. 351 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,310 Of all the fucking things... 352 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,880 the duck. 353 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,100 -Mate? -Ah. What? 354 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,670 -Um... 355 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,410 Could I have some beers? 356 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,450 -Get your own beer. 357 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:10,930 -Um... I've got... 358 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,120 A... $16.20? 359 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,090 -You look after your little girl. 360 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:35,910 Next thing, you know, she'll be 28 361 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,960 and she'll be blaming you for her shit life, 362 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,010 and she'd be right, I 'spose. 363 00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:44,270 Sorry. They're a bit warm. 364 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,540 -Cheers mate. 365 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,130 - Mr Flynn. -Yes. 366 00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:42,740 -Hi. -Hi. 367 00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:45,390 -I've just had a message from the radiologist. 368 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,050 He forgot he was on-call tonight, 369 00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:50,010 so he's kind of gone and gotten drunk at Wicked. 370 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,270 In Dimboola. 371 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,270 -Yeah. -So... 372 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,010 -OK. 373 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,750 -But we have got another one coming from Bendigo, 374 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,580 but she's probably at least a couple of hours away. 375 00:24:58,670 --> 00:25:00,800 -I'm really sorry. -That's great. 376 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,580 I mean, that's terrible. 377 00:25:02,670 --> 00:25:04,540 But good that someone's coming. 378 00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:06,500 Wh... Where are you going? 379 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:09,940 I have... I'm just keeping an eye on the stuff in my ute. 380 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:12,420 -Is that a piano. -Yeah, it's a piano. 381 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:14,070 -Oh, do you play? 382 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,600 -No. 383 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,860 I mean not at night. Not in hospitals. 384 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:19,430 -Yeah, na. -No... 385 00:25:19,510 --> 00:25:21,170 -Didn't mean here, just meant in general. 386 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,520 -Yeah. -Do you play? 387 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,080 -Yes. No... -No. Good. OK. 388 00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:25,780 -Good night. Thanks. 389 00:27:12,890 --> 00:27:16,500 -Chocky croissant? 390 00:27:16,590 --> 00:27:19,070 -It's still warm. -Thanks. 391 00:27:20,370 --> 00:27:22,110 Ah, yeah. 392 00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:27,900 -What's the diagnosis? 393 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,120 -It's bad. 394 00:27:31,210 --> 00:27:33,040 You're a cock womble. 395 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,440 -Fractured radius. 396 00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:46,140 -Want me to sign it? 397 00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:47,840 -Piss off. 398 00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:53,320 I'm like your your hay bale, eh? 399 00:27:54,710 --> 00:27:55,800 -What? 400 00:27:55,890 --> 00:27:58,450 -You're like that earlobe guy. 401 00:27:58,540 --> 00:27:59,930 And I'm your hay bale. 402 00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:03,150 One in a million, baby! 403 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,470 By the way, you owe me 50 bucks. 404 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,690 Captioned by Ai-Media ai-media.tv 27302

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