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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:20,000 All actors who smoked during the making of this film have become impotent 2 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,080 Smoking is hazardous to your health 3 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:29,840 WHITE MIRROR FILM COMPANY 4 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:34,640 presents 5 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,160 Yana TROYANOVA 6 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,040 Yuriy KUTSENKO 7 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:51,320 Andrey ILENKOV 8 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:55,800 Aleksandr BASHIROV 9 01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:01,120 Evgeniy TSYGANOV 10 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:06,280 Vladimir SIMONOV 11 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,800 Inna CHURIKOVA 12 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,760 Svetlana KAMYNINA 13 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,200 Yuliya SNIGIR 14 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,720 Alisa KHAZANOVA 15 01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,640 Darya EKAMASOVA 16 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:35,680 Evgeny ROIZMAN 17 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:42,560 Makeup: Elena MAMEDOVA 18 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:48,680 Costumes: Nadezhda VASILEVA 19 01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:54,760 Artist: Anton POLIKARPOV 20 01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:01,400 Sound: Vladimir GOLOVNITSKIY 21 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:07,640 Editing: Dasha DANILOVA 22 01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:13,080 Camera: Dmitriy ULYUKAEV 23 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:19,440 Screenplay: Vasiliy SIGAREV and Andrey ILENKOV 24 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,920 Producer: Sofiko KIKNAVELIDZE 25 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:30,720 Director: Vasiliy SIGAREV 26 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:39,760 THE LAND OF OZ 27 01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,280 We wait here 28 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,000 Here's the plan 29 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:58,920 I ring the bell, act like nothing happened, and drag him into the stairwell 30 01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,160 and then we rough him up 31 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,400 We should have grabbed some metal pipes... 32 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,400 Maybe we can just shit on his doormat? 33 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,720 What, too generous? 34 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,400 That could be part of their holiday tradition 35 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,160 how they wish each other a Happy New Year in Greece 36 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,840 They say that's where homos come from 37 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:26,400 Nothing would surprise me after last night 38 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:31,280 You know all those clams on their statues? That's no fucking Greek mythology 39 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:35,160 Squandered such a great culture, those cocksuckers 40 01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:40,200 Let's do it Russian style and whoop his heathen ass 41 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:45,280 Right, I'm going in. If need be, jump in and rip off his dreads 42 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,720 What's dreads? 43 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,000 His shaggy hair 44 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:10,240 Hey, I drank this wine at the company party called Chablis 45 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:14,440 Dry, but tasty as fuck. Try it some time... 46 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:27,800 Plan B 47 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,520 Open up, Zorba the Nose! 48 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,560 Prepare to die! 49 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,600 Na kseskis to kolo sou! 50 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:41,800 Open up, you puss-filled poiustis! 51 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,040 Or I'll shit you a gift on your doorstep! 52 01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:48,560 Call an ambulance 53 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,000 Auntie Lyuba, we've got an emergency 54 01:05:58,600 --> 01:05:59,800 Where at? 55 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,360 Ira bro...ke h... tailbone... 56 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,640 What chicken? 57 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,280 Ira 58 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,000 Who's this? 59 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:09,800 It's me - Lena 60 01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,000 Why didn't your number show up? 61 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,600 - Who? - Lena 62 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,320 - Lena, is that you? - Yeah 63 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:20,480 Why d... your numb... show up? Where ...re you? 64 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,000 Ira bro...ke h... t...bone... 65 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,960 So what? You expect me to top up your phone? 66 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,240 Why are you calling me, you shithead? 67 01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:34,320 Got ...uckall better to do? You bored, you little sh...? 68 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,000 Not enough ass kicking in prison? 69 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:42,400 Go fuck a stick till you choke on it, you ...ucktard! 70 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,240 Auntie Lyuba, this is Lena 71 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:48,200 Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit! 72 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,600 - Lena, is that you? - Yeah 73 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:12,800 Some con artist called me from prison 74 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:17,200 Even hid his number, the smartass... Where are you? 75 01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,880 Auntie Lyuba, how do I get to the kiosk? 76 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:22,280 - Where are you? - At the hospital 77 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:26,080 - Doing what? - Ira broke her tailbone 78 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:30,920 Tell you what, Lena... 79 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,760 Go fuck yourself too 80 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,400 Hand over the cash! 81 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,640 Duke! I almost shat myself. What brings you here? 82 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:42,680 - 'Sup, baldie! Told you you'd go bald - When? 83 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,520 Back in the army. Remember? 84 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,680 Let me in 85 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:03,200 You know Torforezov Street? 86 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:07,840 What would it cost? I have 150... 87 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:20,160 Happy New Year, by the way 88 01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:30,000 My sister broke her tailbone 89 01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:00,160 So, shall we start celebrating? 90 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:02,240 We'll get to it later 91 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,440 Let's start with the bestseller 92 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,280 Gimme Marlboro reds 93 01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:11,160 - Get lost, pipsqueak! - Come on... 94 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,960 - When's your shift over? - It's actually over already 95 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:16,880 Get lost, I said 96 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:24,320 It doesn't seem to be over 97 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,680 Some Lena is supposed to come. She's new. Still not here 98 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,000 Huh? 99 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:51,960 Left! 100 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,200 What? 101 01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:20,920 Why not right? 102 01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:24,200 As in, a turn? 103 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,600 They got both... 104 01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:34,000 Are you talking on the phone? 105 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,200 Is there another right? 106 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:41,400 I don't know 107 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,600 Let me dial... 108 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,280 Expired... 109 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,000 Hey... 110 01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:01,280 I want a Snickers bar 111 01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,200 Can I get out? 112 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:11,960 Hey... 113 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:18,000 We've arrived. Thanks 114 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,200 Why aren't you freaking steering? 115 01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:32,240 What the hell! Hold the wheel, please... 116 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,840 Steer! 117 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,200 Are you crazy or something? 118 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:49,280 Where are you celebrating the New Year? 119 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,240 I'll probably go to my parents' 120 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:56,960 Maybe let your folks rest up, while we hit up some female dorms... 121 01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,320 Pick up some pussy? 122 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:00,960 I don't know... 123 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,160 So... 124 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:07,000 Sex is usually seen as the way of proliferating the species 125 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,400 which is the end-goal it pursues 126 01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,640 This in fact is a fallacy 127 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:17,800 as the reproduction of living beings can be achieved without sex 128 01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:24,000 This, for one, is clear already from the absence of gender in some species 129 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:34,000 Significant numbers in both the vegetable and the animal kingdoms reproduce asexually: 130 01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:39,200 by way of splitting, parthenogenesis, spores and grafting 131 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:46,840 The higher the creature's standing in the evolutionary hierarchy, the more it wants to fuck 132 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:51,240 The sociability of those creatures also increases 133 01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:55,280 Humans are the most social and fuck-happy 134 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:59,320 Meaning that they're at it all year round 135 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:04,960 Now here's the thing: one inserts his penis into the other 136 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:10,520 The one being penetrated is insulted and humiliated. Simple as that 137 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:15,480 Take feminists: that's the essence of their problem with men 138 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:18,040 but their revenge won't work 139 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:25,640 because women can destroy men, but they can't give them a good fucking 140 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,320 Without a cock, there's no revenge 141 01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:31,520 There's a strap-on for that 142 01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:35,800 Never heard of it... and I don't care! 143 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:41,600 Sure, fucking leads to childbirth, but not all the time 144 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:45,320 As in, not necessarily. But fucking is necessary 145 01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:48,800 - What does that tell you? - What? 146 01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:56,840 If children are born from humiliation, then humiliation is the core of life 147 01:16:57,520 --> 01:16:59,200 What did you think? 148 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:03,520 For instance, at this very moment 149 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:09,720 some chick you've never met is fucking you over 150 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:14,520 And you didn't even call your boss to put a stop to this bullshit 151 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:17,360 What is that if not humiliation? 152 01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:33,480 Miss, are you okay? 153 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,480 You okay? 154 01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:43,600 - It's freezing. Can I give you a ride? - One junkie already did 155 01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:46,640 Miss, I happen to be the mayor 156 01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,760 Why not the president? 157 01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:55,040 Well, Happy New Year to you too 158 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,480 A buddy of mine wants his wife to defecate on him 159 01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,560 But she refuses 160 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:18,960 Your buddy is a pervert, and he's better off dead 161 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,280 Much better 162 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:55,200 "STAFF ONLY. Mayor of Ice Town, Nazif Bagayev" 163 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:22,600 Hi there 164 01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:25,120 I'm Roman 165 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,240 Hi there 166 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:49,200 Want some champagne? 167 01:20:56,160 --> 01:21:00,200 - Not celebrating at home? - I've got to work 168 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:04,640 - What's your surname? - What? 169 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,600 What's your surname? 170 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,640 - Why do you ask? - To get acquainted 171 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,240 Let's say it's Lena Shabadinova 172 01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,000 - Come on, fuck that - Why? 173 01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:25,560 Let's go to the top 174 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:55,760 It's not a Tatar surname 175 01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:11,280 And what's your surname? 176 01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:14,640 Shabadinova 177 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,880 Happy New Year, Shabadinova! 178 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:26,920 And what's your surname? 179 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:30,040 Happy New Year, Shabadinova 180 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:35,040 Chin-chin 181 01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:53,200 - Some whiskey? - Champagne's better 182 01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:04,520 My sister broke her tailbone 183 01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:08,720 Drink, Shabadinova 184 01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:22,560 Where do you work, Shabadinova? 185 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,480 On Torforezov Street 186 01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:36,520 Doing what? 187 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:41,200 I haven't started yet... But in a kiosk, let's say 188 01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:46,080 - Come on, fuck that - Why? 189 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,640 - Let's go - To Torforezov Street? 190 01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,720 Down the slide 191 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:03,320 Hey, easy! 192 01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:28,360 Shabadinova, let's wrestle! Chokehold! 193 01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:30,240 If it hurts, signal! 194 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,200 Submission lock! 195 01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:37,440 Shabadinova, signal if it hurts! 196 01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:42,720 Achilles! 197 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:45,000 Signal, Shabadinova! 198 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,080 I'm signaling! 199 01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:49,440 - Where? - Right here! 200 01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:53,000 - Signal by tapping on me! - You didn't say so 201 01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:55,320 Were you born yesterday? 202 01:24:58,200 --> 01:24:59,360 Dyudya 203 01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:04,840 Let's go buy some fireworks 204 01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:08,120 - I have to get to work - Shabadinova! 205 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:20,920 Let me teach you to put out cigarettes on your tongue 206 01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:23,960 Where is that cow? 207 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:31,920 Probably passed out in a ditch somewhere pissing herself 208 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:36,200 - Is she an alky? - I've never met her 209 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,400 I think she's fucked you over, Andrey 210 01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:41,400 Yeah... 211 01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:43,520 Maybe... 212 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:48,920 Shabadinova, these are called Hiroshima. Good enough? 213 01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:53,000 Let's go set one off 214 01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:02,000 Shabadinova, where do they make people like you? 215 01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:03,880 What people like me? 216 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,680 Special people like you 217 01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:08,840 In the town of Malaya Lala 218 01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:12,120 Is that Tatarstan? 219 01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:15,200 I have a Russian surname, actually 220 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,040 That's cool. Just kidding 221 01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:24,080 Okay, wait here 222 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,680 Shabadinova... 223 01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,600 Does your tongue hurt? 224 01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:35,440 No 225 01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:39,320 Want to learn to walk on hot coals? 226 01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:41,000 Like, now? 227 01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:51,520 Shabadinova... Happy New Year! 228 01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:55,800 - You can't do that - Why the fuck not? 229 01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:20,960 That Kerosena of yours just killed a guy! 230 01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:25,400 - Lady, I haven't sold you anything - No, it was him who bought it 231 01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:31,400 Lady, I didn't sell anything to anyone. We're closed. It's New Year. Get out 232 01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:35,560 - Get out! - At least call someone... 233 01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:37,720 I'm not calling anyone. Out! 234 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,960 - Come on, lady - His legs are ripped off 235 01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:43,200 And what am I supposed to do? 236 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:47,880 What's the name? 237 01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:49,960 Whose? 238 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:52,800 The doggie's 239 01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:55,400 Tyutya 240 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:57,560 Tyutya 241 01:30:58,600 --> 01:31:00,120 A purebred? 242 01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:02,240 I don't know 243 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:10,800 I suggest all three of us go get something sweet 244 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:18,080 What do you say? 245 01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:26,680 Young lady? 246 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:35,280 I'd love to treat you to some dessert 247 01:31:37,280 --> 01:31:42,040 By the way, I write decent poetry... and music... 248 01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:45,560 I'm a bard 249 01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:51,400 Whatever you say, I consider New Year's Eve a philistine and unspiritual holiday 250 01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:54,800 Same as birthdays 251 01:32:57,120 --> 01:33:00,000 How do you like my hat, Lena? 252 01:33:02,480 --> 01:33:07,640 A good friend of mine gave it to me... apropos of my birthday, in fact 253 01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:10,200 He had a divine voice 254 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:13,000 But he's no longer with us 255 01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:18,400 What's your take on the Internet? 256 01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:20,680 It's okay 257 01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:26,080 Me, I'm an addict... Whenever they shut it off, I go into a meltdown 258 01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:29,840 So where can I find you? 259 01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:32,680 I'm here 260 01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:35,360 Meaning? 261 01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:38,440 In your apartment 262 01:33:38,840 --> 01:33:43,840 No, I mean social networks. Do you have any accounts? 263 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,440 Like, My Space? 264 01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:50,720 No, I mean something proper, like Twitter or Facebook 265 01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:53,560 I don't have a computer 266 01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:55,680 What do you mean? 267 01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:59,320 I don't need one. I'm busy as it is 268 01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,320 Lena... 269 01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:02,920 What? 270 01:34:03,920 --> 01:34:10,040 If you tell me that you've heard nothing about Navalny, I... I'll just drop dead 271 01:34:13,160 --> 01:34:15,520 Tell me you've heard of him... 272 01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:18,320 Let's say I haven't 273 01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:24,880 Oh my god! They exist! They're still among us! 274 01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:30,200 I never believed it! I didn't 275 01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:34,640 Just a sec... 276 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:40,560 Lena, do you know what Yandex is? 277 01:34:48,960 --> 01:34:52,400 Oh, oops... One second... 278 01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:57,120 Come on now... go away... 279 01:34:57,520 --> 01:35:02,640 Right, this is Yandex. It's a search engine 280 01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:06,240 You can use it to find all sorts of information 281 01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:10,400 For example... for example... 282 01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:13,240 Where's Torforezov Street? 283 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:25,040 For example, where... Torforezov... Street is 284 01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:35,000 What the hell? 285 01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:40,960 What's this, huh? They're trying to screw up my date 286 01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:45,080 They must all be wasted already, the fuckers 287 01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:51,720 Well, since the Internet is down anyway 288 01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:55,440 why don't we watch a music video I made? 289 01:35:55,840 --> 01:35:57,720 What do you say? 290 01:35:58,240 --> 01:35:59,480 Okay 291 01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:06,080 This is not my song or my singing, but it's a rare case... 292 01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:09,480 ...where I take my hat off to the artists 293 01:36:12,080 --> 01:36:13,720 But the visuals are by yours truly 294 01:36:14,080 --> 01:36:20,000 "All of our meetings are destined to end at some time 295 01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:25,640 Quiet and sad is a stream near a big amber pine 296 01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:32,600 Ash covers campfire's coals, and sad dusk ends the day 297 01:36:33,480 --> 01:36:37,880 This is the end, say goodbye, and we're going away 298 01:36:38,480 --> 01:36:44,440 My sweet darling girl, sunshine of the forest 299 01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:51,320 Will we meet again in this endless story? 300 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:57,760 My sweet darling girl, sunshine of the forest 301 01:36:58,200 --> 01:37:04,440 Will we meet again in this endless story? 302 01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:10,800 Tents fold their wings back, today they have ended their flight 303 01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:16,680 A plane spreads it's wings, taking me into the night 304 01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:23,400 And, very slowly, the ramp backs away from the plane 305 01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:28,600 We're separated by miles of uncharted terrain 306 01:37:29,120 --> 01:37:35,040 My sweet darling girl, sunshine of the forest 307 01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:42,200 Will we meet again in this endless story? 308 01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:48,000 Friends, don't try to console me with words sweeter than wine 309 01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:54,400 I need to find that small stream near a big amber pine 310 01:37:54,880 --> 01:37:56,400 What if the fire is blinking again..." 311 01:37:56,640 --> 01:37:58,280 Lena... 312 01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:00,480 How do you feel about... 313 01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:02,600 ...tantric sex? 314 01:38:05,680 --> 01:38:09,840 Stephen King can go on up to 7... 315 01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:12,120 Up to 7 a.m.? 316 01:38:12,520 --> 01:38:14,040 Up to 7 hours in a row 317 01:38:17,760 --> 01:38:19,280 Lena... 318 01:38:20,160 --> 01:38:23,800 Do you want an unforgettable experience? 319 01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:26,720 My sister broke her tailbone 320 01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:47,600 Here... Lena... my love... 321 01:38:47,960 --> 01:38:51,880 Here... wait a second... 322 01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:56,080 Just like this, wait-wait-wait... 323 01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:58,680 Just like this... Here... 324 01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:48,320 Here's a spoon for you... 325 01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:50,240 - A little spoon - Yeah 326 01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:54,160 Oh, good... But it's a teaspoon 327 01:39:55,400 --> 01:40:02,360 Lift it higher. Black caviar tastes better when you eat it... 328 01:40:02,840 --> 01:40:06,640 eat it... with a tablespoon! 329 01:40:07,360 --> 01:40:09,520 Go on, go on 330 01:40:10,280 --> 01:40:13,760 Don't mind if I do... have some caviar 331 01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:21,720 So, André, my good sir... 332 01:40:23,080 --> 01:40:27,440 I must tell you in all frankness... 333 01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:34,120 ...that I would give up half of my estate... 334 01:40:34,520 --> 01:40:40,000 ...just to posess a small fraction... 335 01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:44,520 ...of your God-given endowment 336 01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:48,480 - You’re too kind - Cheers 337 01:40:59,800 --> 01:41:02,880 This is a truly great man! 338 01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:07,520 By a stroke of luck, we were blessed 339 01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:15,160 with the incredible honor of speaking with him 340 01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:24,320 and perhaps even the great fortune of relishing such conversation 341 01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:27,920 and ushering in the New Year in his presence 342 01:41:28,120 --> 01:41:29,120 You’re too kind 343 01:41:29,320 --> 01:41:36,480 Being a man of the cloth, I deem your gift to be God-given 344 01:41:36,680 --> 01:41:37,680 You’re too kind 345 01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:42,320 As one artist to another, I'll be honest with you... 346 01:41:42,720 --> 01:41:46,280 I don't like your work 347 01:41:46,440 --> 01:41:48,400 - Drishka! - You’re too kind 348 01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:52,120 I keep reading them on and on... 349 01:41:52,360 --> 01:41:55,880 Don't get me wrong, you write superbly... but what for? 350 01:41:56,080 --> 01:41:58,840 - Drishka! - Tell them! 351 01:41:59,440 --> 01:42:06,240 Oh, how I envy you! You are yet to experience Andrey's talent 352 01:42:07,160 --> 01:42:08,320 All right then 353 01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:14,680 Let's feast a little while longer and then beddy-byes till the New Year 354 01:42:15,160 --> 01:42:21,720 Mikhail, please show Andrey to his chambers 355 01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:24,880 Thank you kindly 356 01:43:06,080 --> 01:43:08,360 André... 357 01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:19,800 André... 358 01:43:20,480 --> 01:43:23,120 Déféquer sur moi 359 01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:28,800 - Mon cher... - What? 360 01:43:35,560 --> 01:43:40,320 Andrey, would you be so obliging... 361 01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:49,000 ...as to kindly defecate on me, my dearest 362 01:43:54,040 --> 01:43:56,360 Where do you take a shit around here? 363 01:43:58,360 --> 01:44:01,080 - At home - Is there a cafe nearby? 364 01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:02,560 No 365 01:44:06,360 --> 01:44:10,000 What am I supposed to do? Got a bucket? 366 01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:11,760 Nope 367 01:44:13,360 --> 01:44:15,000 Fucking hell! 368 01:44:20,400 --> 01:44:22,080 I'm not joking! 369 01:45:11,160 --> 01:45:13,200 Tyutya, stay in the room 370 01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:24,520 Come here 371 01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:27,880 - Say what? - Come to the window 372 01:45:33,440 --> 01:45:36,320 - Is this yours? - Kind of 373 01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:40,840 - Can I read it? - Go ahead 374 01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:54,120 Tyutya... 375 01:46:05,160 --> 01:46:06,600 Tyutya, no! 376 01:46:17,280 --> 01:46:18,680 Andrey 377 01:46:23,920 --> 01:46:26,800 - This is upsetting - Why? 378 01:46:27,320 --> 01:46:30,080 Just listen to what you wrote here: 379 01:46:30,440 --> 01:46:34,840 "One famous author, a great artist in words and action, married 380 01:46:35,120 --> 01:46:40,160 a young lady, beautiful and refined to the utmost, almost unearthly, degree 381 01:46:40,360 --> 01:46:43,720 Just as any true artist, he was not quite of this world 382 01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:48,200 He conducted himself before her almost as an ethereal sublime spirit 383 01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:49,600 He ate in front of her very little 384 01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:53,600 and indirectly suggested that defecation was out of the question 385 01:46:53,960 --> 01:46:57,560 And although they fucked keenly and profusely 386 01:46:57,800 --> 01:47:02,800 he continued to eat very little after marriage and became quite depleted 387 01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:07,880 Note that his delicate young wife pooped nevertheless 388 01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:12,320 Truth be told, so did he, but only on neutral territory: 389 01:47:12,520 --> 01:47:15,920 in theaters, at presentations, at work and in friends' apartments 390 01:47:16,040 --> 01:47:20,600 and even then, he did so nervously, in haste and often standing 391 01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:22,600 So? 392 01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:29,400 Andrey, are you seriously so obsessed with shit? 393 01:47:29,800 --> 01:47:32,200 - That's not what it's about - What, then? 394 01:47:32,360 --> 01:47:34,200 Human nature 395 01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:40,600 So according to you, human nature lies in fucking and shitting? 396 01:47:42,520 --> 01:47:48,560 What about courage, sacrifice, neighborly love and the love of nature? 397 01:47:48,920 --> 01:47:51,040 And for one's motherland, for that matter? 398 01:47:51,640 --> 01:47:55,440 Are those values no longer valid? 399 01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:58,160 Whatever, Duke. Give it back 400 01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:04,400 Looks like you lost your first battle with censorship 401 01:48:05,160 --> 01:48:08,000 Here's a hand grenade! 402 01:48:54,440 --> 01:48:56,000 Lena... 403 01:49:04,600 --> 01:49:06,360 I'm finished... 404 01:49:08,600 --> 01:49:10,400 I'm dead meat 405 01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:14,600 Lena, please do something... 406 01:49:17,320 --> 01:49:19,400 - Who is it? - My wife... 407 01:49:19,640 --> 01:49:22,000 And Marusya, and my mother-in-law... 408 01:49:22,960 --> 01:49:26,800 They said they'd be back tomorrow... This is the end of me 409 01:49:28,000 --> 01:49:33,280 Scumbag... I'm such a scumbag... Piece of shit! 410 01:49:33,480 --> 01:49:35,160 Paberdin! 411 01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:37,600 Is he asleep? 412 01:49:38,480 --> 01:49:39,920 Are you asleep? 413 01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:42,840 Yeah... I'm sleeping... 414 01:49:43,040 --> 01:49:47,720 Alexey, open up. Marusya needs the toilet 415 01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:50,280 Just go to the neighbors... 416 01:49:51,960 --> 01:49:54,760 That's my shit luck! 417 01:49:55,160 --> 01:49:58,720 Nothing even happened. I didn't even try... 418 01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:02,880 Lena, if need be... you'll back me up, right? 419 01:50:03,480 --> 01:50:05,640 But will they ever believe me? 420 01:50:09,160 --> 01:50:11,600 Lena, think of something! 421 01:50:11,960 --> 01:50:14,640 O Lord, save me... Have mercy, O Lord ... 422 01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:16,680 Lord... 423 01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:39,200 They must have gone out to look at the windows 424 01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:41,480 Where's your coat? 425 01:50:41,920 --> 01:50:43,000 There 426 01:50:44,200 --> 01:50:47,680 Let's go. Just be quiet 427 01:51:05,800 --> 01:51:08,480 Just in case, you came from apartment 95 428 01:51:08,800 --> 01:51:10,800 O Lord, save me... 429 01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:16,760 Paberdin, you fucking asshole, I know you're in there! 430 01:51:18,080 --> 01:51:19,160 Open up! 431 01:51:19,400 --> 01:51:21,720 Open up, I've called the firefighers 432 01:51:24,080 --> 01:51:26,960 Is that you barking, you bald prick? Open up! 433 01:51:27,200 --> 01:51:30,000 Alexey, please open the door! 434 01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:32,240 Open up, Marusya is hungry 435 01:51:32,480 --> 01:51:34,520 Daddy, I need to poop 436 01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:39,000 Paberdin, I know you're there with some slut 437 01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:43,280 You hear me, you whore? Has he given you any STDs yet? 438 01:51:43,600 --> 01:51:46,240 He's got vaginal fungus on his head 439 01:51:46,480 --> 01:51:49,640 Take off that faggot hat of his and take a look! 440 01:51:51,600 --> 01:51:54,520 You whoring shit. The firefighers are on the way 441 01:51:54,800 --> 01:51:59,400 Don't swear in front of the kid. Alexey! Open up! 442 01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:04,000 Maybe someone killed him... 443 01:52:04,240 --> 01:52:06,240 Who the fuck needs him? 444 01:52:23,920 --> 01:52:28,640 Lena dear, could you maybe leave through the balcony? 445 01:52:28,960 --> 01:52:32,600 It's not high. I beg you, have pity on me! 446 01:52:33,640 --> 01:52:36,480 Don't wreck my family. Spare me, Lena 447 01:52:36,800 --> 01:52:39,480 I bet she's not kidding about the firefighters 448 01:52:39,800 --> 01:52:41,040 Huh, Lena...? 449 01:52:41,360 --> 01:52:44,400 - How will it work? - Just climb down the balconies 450 01:52:46,120 --> 01:52:47,680 Alright 451 01:52:48,440 --> 01:52:55,440 My dear Lena! Oh, Lord... O God, please save me 452 01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:58,320 Save me from this plight 453 01:52:58,600 --> 01:53:00,120 Just be quiet 454 01:53:25,480 --> 01:53:29,400 - What about Tyutya? - I'll lower her on a rope. Come on 455 01:53:55,600 --> 01:53:59,680 - It's too high up... - Lena, I beg you, be quiet... 456 01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:02,960 My sister just broke her tailbone like that 457 01:54:03,160 --> 01:54:05,120 Lena, please... 458 01:54:07,440 --> 01:54:11,560 - I don't think I can - Lena, I beg you! On my knees! 459 01:54:11,880 --> 01:54:13,560 Shit... 460 01:54:28,760 --> 01:54:30,240 Don't push me, damnit... 461 01:54:30,400 --> 01:54:33,600 Ok, ok, nice and easy... Nice and quiet 462 01:54:37,960 --> 01:54:40,760 - And now what? - Just jump. There's a snow bank 463 01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:45,640 - Are you crazy? - Lena, don't come back in. Go! 464 01:54:47,240 --> 01:54:54,000 Help! I'm being robbed! People, help! Police! 465 01:55:42,520 --> 01:55:44,040 Lena! 466 01:55:46,600 --> 01:55:48,640 Here's your doggy 467 01:55:59,160 --> 01:56:02,320 "...According to the report, flaming debris from fireworks 468 01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:07,440 landed on the 6th floor balcony at 125 Furmanova St., resulting in a fire 469 01:56:07,600 --> 01:56:10,360 A festive spark set a clothesline ablaze 470 01:56:10,520 --> 01:56:16,760 as well as other flammables that people usually keep on their balconies in winter..." 471 01:56:17,120 --> 01:56:20,720 I was wondering... whose shift is it today? 472 01:56:20,960 --> 01:56:22,400 Mine 473 01:56:23,480 --> 01:56:25,000 How so? 474 01:56:25,600 --> 01:56:28,600 I work every other day. There are only two of us 475 01:56:30,160 --> 01:56:36,080 What if the chick whose shift was yesterday is MIA on a bender? 476 01:56:36,440 --> 01:56:40,200 If you work every other day, whose shift is it tomorrow? 477 01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:44,640 That's something no one knows... 478 01:57:20,120 --> 01:57:23,520 Good heavens, who are you? 479 01:57:26,000 --> 01:57:29,880 Were you on the job? 480 01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:35,000 So why did they lock you out here on the balcony? 481 01:57:36,480 --> 01:57:38,600 Were they drunk? 482 01:57:40,440 --> 01:57:42,080 Did they beat you? 483 01:57:45,040 --> 01:57:48,120 Come inside. Come in 484 01:58:03,640 --> 01:58:08,360 So you don't even take holidays off? 485 01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:13,240 Don't be embarrassed 486 01:58:13,640 --> 01:58:18,000 I see it this way: not every prostitute is a whore 487 01:58:18,480 --> 01:58:22,080 I'll tell you who the real whores are: 488 01:58:22,720 --> 01:58:25,320 The LDPR political party 489 01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:31,400 Let me tell you! You'll never find filthier whores 490 01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:34,160 Want some dumplings? 491 01:58:34,560 --> 01:58:39,360 Don't be shy. You were freezing out there. They're almost done 492 01:58:42,040 --> 01:58:44,000 Listen... 493 01:58:45,280 --> 01:58:51,600 You taking your dog with you to work - is it a fashion accessory? 494 01:58:53,680 --> 01:58:58,640 I see all these girls out there with tiny dogs 495 01:58:59,400 --> 01:59:05,080 Are all of those girls... from your line of work? 496 01:59:05,680 --> 01:59:07,320 It's not my dog 497 01:59:08,480 --> 01:59:10,480 They hand those out to you? 498 01:59:11,080 --> 01:59:13,680 Its owner went missing 499 01:59:16,920 --> 01:59:19,960 So how much do you make? 500 01:59:20,520 --> 01:59:22,320 They promised me 15,000 501 01:59:22,840 --> 01:59:24,160 A day? 502 01:59:24,560 --> 01:59:26,240 No, a month 503 01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:28,880 Oh, so little 504 01:59:29,800 --> 01:59:34,240 Back home, I was making 7,000. But living is more expensive here 505 01:59:34,600 --> 01:59:38,000 - Where's home? - Malaya Lala 506 01:59:39,360 --> 01:59:43,000 Never heard of it. Why did you leave? 507 01:59:43,360 --> 01:59:45,440 For a better life? 508 01:59:46,800 --> 01:59:50,040 Well, yeah... My husband beat me 509 01:59:53,400 --> 01:59:59,760 Sounds like here. I too have me four boxers 510 02:00:01,080 --> 02:00:03,640 My sister broke her tailbone 511 02:00:04,320 --> 02:00:06,200 Oh dear... 512 02:00:10,240 --> 02:00:16,360 Listen, do you need good-quality makeup for work? 513 02:00:16,680 --> 02:00:23,240 I'm a sales rep. Gotta feed the family. My man's retired. A good brand, Avon 514 02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:25,720 Almost French 515 02:00:26,080 --> 02:00:29,400 Yes? I'll bring it over. You can pick something out 516 02:00:29,960 --> 02:00:32,920 Have some dumplings, and I'll go get it 517 02:00:48,360 --> 02:00:49,760 There 518 02:00:50,840 --> 02:00:52,400 Eat up 519 02:01:23,640 --> 02:01:25,640 Tyutya, it's too hot for you 520 02:01:26,560 --> 02:01:27,960 Too hot 521 02:01:29,920 --> 02:01:34,280 Take a look. Maybe you'll like something. The prices are pretty modest 522 02:01:34,520 --> 02:01:39,560 Got some lipstick, eye shadow, concealer. Dig around 523 02:01:54,640 --> 02:01:56,000 Mom! 524 02:02:08,680 --> 02:02:13,400 Hello. Do you know where Torforezov Street is? 525 02:02:18,240 --> 02:02:20,120 Mom, who's this? 526 02:02:20,840 --> 02:02:23,280 She came to buy some makeup 527 02:02:24,160 --> 02:02:28,040 - What, you like her? - You're feeding her dumplings? 528 02:02:28,480 --> 02:02:32,640 - Are you sure she won't burst? - She won't 529 02:02:44,320 --> 02:02:47,400 Mom, get me some beer already! 530 02:03:05,720 --> 02:03:07,840 Shush! Shut your trap 531 02:03:38,160 --> 02:03:40,160 I'd fuck you 532 02:03:49,640 --> 02:03:52,640 Mom, where's the cake? 533 02:03:53,440 --> 02:03:55,240 Here it is 534 02:03:55,560 --> 02:03:59,800 I'm not there. I'm on the couch! Get me some cake! 535 02:04:13,960 --> 02:04:16,560 So, did you find anything? 536 02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:19,120 Ah... eye shadow 537 02:04:20,840 --> 02:04:25,680 Just a second... Let me see the price 538 02:04:26,080 --> 02:04:31,280 Hey, what the hell? What's going on? Hey! 539 02:04:31,720 --> 02:04:36,400 Oh dear... The Internet must be down again 540 02:04:36,960 --> 02:04:38,720 Hey, what the... 541 02:04:39,200 --> 02:04:42,720 Where did it go? Fucking hell... 542 02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:47,640 Mom... Mom, where's my tank? 543 02:04:48,200 --> 02:04:50,120 - Who? - My tank! 544 02:04:50,520 --> 02:04:53,520 - How would I know? - Well, find out! 545 02:04:56,680 --> 02:04:59,840 - Call them! - Call who? 546 02:05:00,040 --> 02:05:02,000 - You know - Who? 547 02:05:02,080 --> 02:05:04,440 How the fuck would I know who you call about the Internet? 548 02:05:04,600 --> 02:05:05,920 They hijacked my tank! 549 02:05:06,160 --> 02:05:11,120 - Tank... What tank, Vitya? - In the game! Call them! 550 02:05:11,440 --> 02:05:13,200 Who am I going to call, the police? 551 02:05:13,400 --> 02:05:17,200 I don't care, just call! Are you fucking dumb? They took my tank! 552 02:05:17,480 --> 02:05:21,600 Come on, you're not a baby. They must've needed it if they took it 553 02:05:21,760 --> 02:05:24,000 - For fun - What fucking fun?! 554 02:05:24,200 --> 02:05:27,280 Are you a total moron? The faggots took my tank! 555 02:05:27,560 --> 02:05:30,160 - Just play with a different CD? - It's not a CD! 556 02:05:30,480 --> 02:05:35,080 I saved up for it for a year, you moron! It was an IS-7! 557 02:05:35,280 --> 02:05:40,040 - Look around. Maybe it just got misplaced... - It's not fucking there! Call them! 558 02:05:40,280 --> 02:05:42,560 Son, pipe down 559 02:05:43,920 --> 02:05:47,000 Get me my tank back, or I'll smash this place up! 560 02:05:48,200 --> 02:05:49,760 You can't talk to your mom... 561 02:05:50,160 --> 02:05:51,160 Vitya! 562 02:05:51,440 --> 02:05:53,040 And she's out 563 02:06:07,040 --> 02:06:09,880 Hey, bro, do you have a Shabadinova working here? 564 02:06:10,920 --> 02:06:14,480 Nobody's working here, it's New Year's Day 565 02:06:15,240 --> 02:06:18,640 What's with your noggin, dude? Been in the wars? 566 02:06:19,440 --> 02:06:21,840 A run-in with defective fireworks 567 02:06:24,920 --> 02:06:29,240 - Are there other kiosks around? - Nah, I don't know. Go look 568 02:06:29,520 --> 02:06:31,000 Why do you ask? 569 02:06:31,800 --> 02:06:33,840 She's got my dog 570 02:06:36,920 --> 02:06:38,400 Want a beer? 571 02:06:39,880 --> 02:06:42,640 Nah, I've got my own booze 572 02:06:57,920 --> 02:07:01,800 Does she definitely not work here? She's a bit... weird 573 02:07:02,080 --> 02:07:05,960 We've also been waiting for some weirdo since yesterday 574 02:07:06,200 --> 02:07:08,240 Yeah? What's she look like? 575 02:07:08,680 --> 02:07:12,720 Like a yeti - no one has seen her, but everyone knows about her 576 02:07:21,080 --> 02:07:23,360 Can I put a flyer up here? 577 02:07:23,680 --> 02:07:26,560 Okay, just don't cover the goods 578 02:07:28,040 --> 02:07:29,480 Let me see 579 02:07:34,400 --> 02:07:36,680 Why do you have a girly dog? 580 02:07:37,880 --> 02:07:39,320 It was my wife's 581 02:07:39,600 --> 02:07:41,680 Why didn't she take it with her? 582 02:07:41,920 --> 02:07:43,320 She died 583 02:07:43,960 --> 02:07:47,760 Should've fucking buried them together, like in the olden days 584 02:07:47,960 --> 02:07:49,200 Duke! 585 02:08:27,640 --> 02:08:33,720 Ever since I got hit on the head with a rail I haven't been too steady under blows 586 02:08:34,440 --> 02:08:39,440 He fucking jumped me with such sudden treachery 587 02:08:39,960 --> 02:08:41,640 I didn't stand a chance 588 02:08:42,040 --> 02:08:46,280 Otherwise, I'd be wearing his ear as a pendant 589 02:08:47,040 --> 02:08:49,000 Fucking faggot 590 02:08:57,480 --> 02:09:00,840 - You remember his face? - Kinda... 591 02:09:01,240 --> 02:09:03,960 - Would you recognize him? - I would 592 02:09:04,440 --> 02:09:08,160 He's a fucking dead man, that's all I gotta say 593 02:09:30,640 --> 02:09:34,080 I saw your missing dog flyer... I have the dog 594 02:09:34,760 --> 02:09:36,280 What dog? 595 02:09:37,360 --> 02:09:38,760 This one 596 02:09:39,480 --> 02:09:40,480 So what? 597 02:09:40,640 --> 02:09:43,600 Can you call that number? My phone is busted 598 02:09:43,920 --> 02:09:46,080 - No can do - Is it so hard? 599 02:09:46,240 --> 02:09:49,040 Yeah, it is. I don't know that number 600 02:09:49,280 --> 02:09:52,040 Maybe you'll stick me with some paid ringtone 601 02:09:53,640 --> 02:09:56,840 - Idiot... - Dumb cow! 602 02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:20,040 Do you have a phone? 603 02:10:36,960 --> 02:10:38,440 How do I dial? 604 02:11:49,640 --> 02:11:51,000 Get on! 605 02:11:51,640 --> 02:11:54,160 - Where? - On top of me 606 02:11:54,640 --> 02:11:56,400 I'm 100 kilos 607 02:11:56,880 --> 02:12:01,280 Shove your 100 kilos up your hole. Get on! 608 02:12:12,200 --> 02:12:14,880 - With both feet! - You're crunching 609 02:12:15,200 --> 02:12:16,520 Get on! 610 02:12:20,040 --> 02:12:21,840 - Jump! - Duke, what the hell? 611 02:12:22,160 --> 02:12:23,400 Jump! 612 02:12:26,800 --> 02:12:27,920 Come on! 613 02:12:49,360 --> 02:12:51,160 Fuck... 614 02:13:06,200 --> 02:13:09,240 Where did you find that dog, princess? 615 02:13:10,240 --> 02:13:11,920 It's not mine 616 02:13:14,800 --> 02:13:17,000 It's her snack 617 02:13:20,520 --> 02:13:23,520 Did you make that fur collar out of the other one? 618 02:13:33,000 --> 02:13:34,280 Ha ha 619 02:13:40,680 --> 02:13:43,760 Look, she still has all of her teeth 620 02:13:45,080 --> 02:13:47,600 So, princess, are you new to hooking? 621 02:13:56,160 --> 02:13:58,640 Princess, are you going to answer? 622 02:14:00,080 --> 02:14:03,480 - Hey, princess... - No answer... 623 02:14:16,920 --> 02:14:18,000 Here 624 02:14:22,640 --> 02:14:25,280 Let's give her a crown 625 02:14:27,440 --> 02:14:29,400 Princess... 626 02:14:30,320 --> 02:14:32,040 Get it on video 627 02:14:38,200 --> 02:14:39,560 Achilles! 628 02:14:46,480 --> 02:14:48,440 Please don't break it, okay? 629 02:15:03,280 --> 02:15:05,760 Can I make a call from your phone? 630 02:15:31,760 --> 02:15:34,000 Who said you could make calls? 631 02:15:35,760 --> 02:15:37,120 They did 632 02:15:39,560 --> 02:15:41,120 Put it away 633 02:15:53,400 --> 02:15:58,120 So, snow maidens, ready to earn your freedom? 634 02:16:41,320 --> 02:16:44,600 I got you a present. Lie down on the floor 635 02:16:45,160 --> 02:16:48,640 - Why? - She agreed to crap on you 636 02:16:49,720 --> 02:16:50,800 Duke, go to hell 637 02:16:50,960 --> 02:16:53,280 Lie down. Don't shy away from your fantasies 638 02:16:53,440 --> 02:16:55,000 Take off your thermals! 639 02:16:56,080 --> 02:16:57,080 It's dirty here 640 02:16:57,200 --> 02:17:00,800 You're no royalty. Prepare that shit dispenser 641 02:17:04,480 --> 02:17:07,280 - Eat well last night? - I had some salad 642 02:17:07,720 --> 02:17:08,920 Hear that, Andrey? 643 02:17:09,200 --> 02:17:12,440 You're about to get a fucking festive dose of it 644 02:17:21,600 --> 02:17:24,480 Lie down on the couch to make it more romantic 645 02:17:24,720 --> 02:17:26,360 Duke, fuck off 646 02:17:27,120 --> 02:17:30,840 He's playing hard to get. Douse him with last night's menu 647 02:17:31,160 --> 02:17:32,440 Excuse me? 648 02:17:33,480 --> 02:17:35,080 - Did you have caviar? - Yes 649 02:17:35,280 --> 02:17:38,000 - Red? Or black? - Both 650 02:17:38,280 --> 02:17:39,480 And the fur coat? 651 02:17:39,960 --> 02:17:41,320 I'll take it off 652 02:17:44,240 --> 02:17:46,000 What's going on here? 653 02:18:07,720 --> 02:18:09,360 Shabadinova... 654 02:18:15,720 --> 02:18:18,520 Why did you take an iPhone from a little boy? 655 02:18:19,880 --> 02:18:21,560 To call you... 656 02:18:23,560 --> 02:18:26,280 Why did you beat up the prostitutes? 657 02:18:27,480 --> 02:18:29,760 I didn't beat up any prostitutes 658 02:18:30,800 --> 02:18:32,520 I beat up a Snow Maiden 659 02:18:32,760 --> 02:18:34,760 And then took her phone, too 660 02:18:35,560 --> 02:18:37,640 Do you marinade them or what? 661 02:18:39,360 --> 02:18:41,120 I was trying to call you... 662 02:18:45,320 --> 02:18:51,080 And why are you all grubby? Even Dyudya doesn't look ladylike anymore 663 02:18:52,680 --> 02:18:54,320 Speak for yourself 664 02:18:55,320 --> 02:18:57,560 Your face is all singed 665 02:18:58,680 --> 02:19:03,040 That Hiroshima was a dud 666 02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:06,440 Well, Shabadinova... 667 02:19:08,360 --> 02:19:10,400 Shall we get you two washed up? 668 02:19:52,200 --> 02:19:58,640 "Yuri, pal, you ain’t no cosmonaut..." 669 02:19:59,000 --> 02:20:00,480 - Let's cross over there? - Shut up! 670 02:20:00,720 --> 02:20:07,360 "...You’re a shriveled dick tip and an alconaut 671 02:20:08,640 --> 02:20:12,200 You’re a swine and a rake 672 02:20:12,720 --> 02:20:15,800 A shitting scumbag, a snake 673 02:20:16,680 --> 02:20:20,120 You don’t give a shit about Sputnik 674 02:20:20,720 --> 02:20:23,480 And Buran can go suck a dick 675 02:20:24,640 --> 02:20:31,480 So fuck you, you moron, you’re a joke 676 02:20:32,840 --> 02:20:39,560 You think Cosmos is something to smoke 677 02:20:40,960 --> 02:20:48,160 Remember Yuri Gagarin? He was fucking cool 678 02:20:49,400 --> 02:20:52,520 And nothing like you, you fucking fool..." 679 02:20:52,800 --> 02:20:54,600 - Shabadinova - Huh? 680 02:20:55,000 --> 02:20:56,200 Let's go 681 02:20:57,800 --> 02:21:00,080 I don't think I'll be coming in 682 02:21:02,440 --> 02:21:05,480 Shabadinova, why be a poop stain? 683 02:21:06,920 --> 02:21:10,800 I'm going back to Malaya Lala. Can you lend me money for a bus? 684 02:21:11,160 --> 02:21:12,520 No 685 02:21:14,440 --> 02:21:17,480 Fine, I'll ask Ira 686 02:21:18,440 --> 02:21:20,240 You'll go tomorrow. Come on in 687 02:21:21,240 --> 02:21:22,800 Why should I? 688 02:21:23,440 --> 02:21:24,760 To wash 689 02:21:25,200 --> 02:21:26,600 I'm clean 690 02:21:27,400 --> 02:21:30,040 That, Shabadinova, is a bold-faced lie 691 02:21:31,400 --> 02:21:33,320 I'm not coming in 692 02:21:38,120 --> 02:21:40,240 Even Dyudya's asking you 693 02:21:45,000 --> 02:21:46,520 I'm not coming 694 02:21:49,360 --> 02:21:51,280 Suit yourself, Shabadinova 695 02:22:00,800 --> 02:22:03,800 Let's at least go have a smoke on the balcony 696 02:22:04,920 --> 02:22:06,440 But I don't smoke 697 02:22:06,840 --> 02:22:08,160 I do 698 02:22:10,240 --> 02:22:12,000 Fine, let's go 699 02:22:51,040 --> 02:22:54,440 So why are you, Shabadinova, going back to Lala? 700 02:22:57,080 --> 02:23:01,160 Well... I couldn't make a life for myself here 701 02:23:04,280 --> 02:23:06,160 How long have you been here? 702 02:23:07,280 --> 02:23:08,840 A week 703 02:23:09,800 --> 02:23:12,000 Yeah, that's a while 704 02:23:15,160 --> 02:23:17,040 Why did you move here? 705 02:23:21,880 --> 02:23:23,600 Just because... 706 02:23:57,000 --> 02:24:00,440 Shabadinova, why couldn't you make a life for yourself here? 707 02:24:04,520 --> 02:24:06,800 I'm not good at living 708 02:24:11,880 --> 02:24:13,920 Go to hell 709 02:24:38,280 --> 02:24:39,600 I'm going... 710 02:24:41,400 --> 02:24:43,000 Shabadinova, what the...?! 711 02:24:45,880 --> 02:24:47,360 Hey! 712 02:24:54,800 --> 02:24:56,400 You fuckers! 713 02:25:33,480 --> 02:25:34,440 You fuckers! 714 02:25:34,600 --> 02:25:36,520 - It's not a real gun - You fuckers! 715 02:25:36,640 --> 02:25:39,400 - Just firing some fireworks, bro - You fuckers! 716 02:25:39,960 --> 02:25:42,000 It's not a real gun, bro... 717 02:26:12,240 --> 02:26:14,440 Shabadinova, go to hell! 718 02:26:56,320 --> 02:26:58,200 Duke, what the hell? 719 02:26:58,480 --> 02:27:00,400 Let me suck your cock 720 02:27:01,560 --> 02:27:03,040 Gimme your cock... 721 02:27:09,200 --> 02:27:10,600 Cock... 722 02:27:16,880 --> 02:27:19,520 - I am the Wicked Witch - Duke, go to sleep 723 02:27:19,800 --> 02:27:25,560 I am the Wicked Witch of the West! 724 02:27:28,640 --> 02:27:31,760 I am the Wicked Witch. I'm going to kill you! 725 02:27:34,800 --> 02:27:37,600 Wicked Witch, I've got water here! 726 02:27:38,040 --> 02:27:39,440 I am the Wicked Witch... 727 02:27:39,600 --> 02:27:42,200 - I'll splash you! - So fucking what? 728 02:27:42,680 --> 02:27:43,960 You'll die... 729 02:27:44,600 --> 02:27:47,920 - You shitting me? - Water kills wicked witches 730 02:27:49,120 --> 02:27:50,800 Go fuck yourself 731 02:28:08,960 --> 02:28:10,800 God damnit, Duke! 732 02:28:11,160 --> 02:28:16,520 ...ring around the rosie, a pocket full of... spears! 733 02:28:18,720 --> 02:28:20,280 Duke! 734 02:29:28,800 --> 02:29:30,240 Where's the kiosk? 735 02:29:30,600 --> 02:29:32,920 - In the land of Oz - Where? 736 02:29:33,480 --> 02:29:34,840 Up your ass 737 02:30:53,760 --> 02:30:57,200 Do you know where Torforezov Street is? 738 02:31:03,120 --> 02:31:04,640 Shabadinova! 739 02:31:43,200 --> 02:31:45,200 Shabadinova... 740 02:32:08,600 --> 02:32:10,240 Remember me? 741 02:32:17,680 --> 02:32:19,200 What about Dyudya? 742 02:32:23,440 --> 02:32:24,880 Lena, I'm here 743 02:32:32,440 --> 02:32:36,840 Shabadinova, remember you were begging to marry me? 744 02:32:39,920 --> 02:32:42,240 No wonder: half of your brain spilled out 745 02:32:44,240 --> 02:32:47,080 Shabadinova, where did you get hepatitis from? 746 02:32:48,040 --> 02:32:51,600 That's the kind of disease hobos get. You don't wash your cooch? 747 02:32:51,920 --> 02:32:55,000 They made me plaster underpants 748 02:32:55,560 --> 02:32:57,280 so I can't sit down 749 02:33:02,120 --> 02:33:03,680 Shabadinova 750 02:33:04,960 --> 02:33:06,880 I wrote a song about you 751 02:33:07,600 --> 02:33:09,080 Listen 752 02:33:24,520 --> 02:33:31,960 Milky smoke - I dissolve in its cloak 753 02:33:32,680 --> 02:33:40,840 I float in air streams, like a breath of time 754 02:33:41,960 --> 02:33:49,640 Vapor-like, we waltz around and round 755 02:33:50,080 --> 02:33:57,760 We're at this lovestruck ball where other couples twirl 756 02:34:00,080 --> 02:34:03,720 Through life I rambled with no compass 757 02:34:04,320 --> 02:34:07,480 But I got lucky after all 758 02:34:08,160 --> 02:34:11,480 As soon as I turned into vapor 759 02:34:11,880 --> 02:34:16,400 I found myself, I knew the world 760 02:34:17,080 --> 02:34:23,920 The day is destined to fade 761 02:34:25,760 --> 02:34:31,800 The night always turns into day 762 02:34:34,600 --> 02:34:42,160 Where love defeats the pain 763 02:34:42,760 --> 02:34:54,080 There, you and I can be revived. Or we can just slip by... again 764 02:34:55,520 --> 02:34:57,720 Again 765 02:35:00,200 --> 02:35:01,840 Again 766 02:35:03,480 --> 02:35:07,280 Shut up, you fucking troubadours 767 02:35:09,040 --> 02:35:10,640 Silence! 768 02:35:25,720 --> 02:35:33,320 There's no death. There's chorus and there's verse 769 02:35:33,680 --> 02:35:40,760 All part of this weird song about this life 770 02:35:43,480 --> 02:35:47,200 Through life you rambled with no compass 771 02:35:47,880 --> 02:35:51,000 But you got lucky after all 772 02:35:51,680 --> 02:35:55,160 As soon as you turned into vapor 773 02:35:55,480 --> 02:36:00,160 You found yourself, you knew the world 774 02:36:00,720 --> 02:36:07,080 The day is destined to fade 775 02:36:09,280 --> 02:36:16,480 The night always turns into day 776 02:36:18,080 --> 02:36:25,640 Where love defeats the pain 777 02:36:26,280 --> 02:36:38,600 There, I can be revived. Or we can just slip by... again 778 02:36:39,320 --> 02:36:41,880 Again 779 02:36:43,640 --> 02:36:46,480 Again 780 02:36:53,000 --> 02:37:00,480 Milky smoke - I race under its cloak 781 02:37:00,960 --> 02:37:09,960 Up to the speed of light, out to the end of day 782 02:37:10,520 --> 02:37:17,920 In the end, I spiral out of sight 783 02:37:18,320 --> 02:37:22,400 Soar through the stratosphere 784 02:37:22,720 --> 02:37:27,240 Hoping to find you there... 785 02:37:31,760 --> 02:37:35,080 Translation and subtitles by Eclectic Translations 55878

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