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Good news everyone!
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I've sold Planet Express to Mom.
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Also, why are you
wearing that funky hat?
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Oh! This? No reason.
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That was odd. Mighty odd.
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Are you off our net, Professor? How
could you sell the company to Mom?
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I had to. We've been losing money.
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Perhaps my strategy of
using a giant spaceship
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to deliver one package at a time
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wasn't as clever as I thought.
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Plus, you three never
actually charged anyone.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
- Sorry.
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Aww, this bends!
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Oh, fuff. It's not like this is
the end of the world as we know it.
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This is the end of the
world as we know it.
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Has anyone never noticed
that Fry always seems
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to turn on the TV at
just the right moment?
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With the recent purchase of Planet
Express, evil entrepeneur Mom
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now owns over 50% of the Earth,
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making her its supreme ruler.
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At the risk of
editorializing, this reporter
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applaudes the demise of
the pathetic human species.
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The situation is indeed grim.
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We go now to a live statement from Mom.
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Ooh, don't worry dearies,
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The only change I'm making is that
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Mother Earth will now
be called Mom Earth.
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Aww, that's cute!
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Also, you're all my slaves.
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And anyone who doesn't report
for duty before curfew tonight
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will be blasted by
Hoverbot Death Troopers.
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Okay, okay.
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In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't
have sold her Planet Express.
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Must be my hind cataracts.
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Well, the Earth isn't safe anymore.
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As captain, I propose we
get the hell out of here.
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- Amen, sister.
- To the ship.
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Oh, no, the ship's all wanged up.
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Who could have done such a thing?
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It wasn't me this time, I swear.
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No matter. We need to repair the
ship and we need to do it fast.
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Leela, you start banging
on the control panel.
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- I'm on it.
- Bender...
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...you'll have to bend
the ship back into shape.
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Man, how come I always have to
do all the bending around here?
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And, Fry, you... Uh...
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what exactly do you know how to do?
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I can burp the alphabet.
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A, B, D...
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- No, wait.
- Ooh...
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I've got a mission for
you, Fry. Find a hammer.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh... what happened?
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You were crushed under
two tons of debris.
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And you died.
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It was so funny.
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I guess you had to be there.
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I don't get it. If that's me
dead over there, who am I here?
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You're also you, thanks
to my latest invention...
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...the Reanimator.
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Every time you die, it will automatically
make an exact duplicate of you...
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...based on your
x- rays, a DNA sample...
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...and some scrapings from the
inside of your tennis shoes.
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Wow, when did you invent it?
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About a week ago.
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And I've been trying to kill
you to test it ever since.
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Oh, professor, here's the
hammer I died getting for you.
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Wha...? Oh, you can
keep that piece of junk.
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Sadly, though, there was one
part I was unable to repair.
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Not the Dark Matter Engine.
Not the Dark Matter Engine.
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- The Dark Matter Engine.
- Ah, crap.
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- But don't we have a backup engine?
- We did.
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But we never used it, it being
backup and all. So I pawned.
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You pawned it? Why?
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For the same reason everyone
pawns everything in America.
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To get a gun.
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Okey-dokey, Fry, go to the
pawnshop and get back our engine.
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But there's a curfew. Hoverbot Death
Troopers are roaming the street.
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Ah, yes.
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Then you'll have to take the sewers.
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But what about the Sewer Mutants?
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I gave you a gun. What do
you want, a flowered dress?
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Now, stop being a wussy and get going.
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- Does this casing make me look fat?
- Stop asking me that.
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I know I'm supposed to like robot
women, but sometimes, well...
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You like human women?
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- No, robot men.
- Oh.
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Why use my own legs like an idiot
when I can use a Chicken walker?
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Fry, you have the engine. Great work.
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You surprised us all.
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And pleasantly this time.
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Yeah, Fry's great.
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- Now, let's roll.
- Shotgun.
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There. The engine's in place.
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And we've got that gizmo
that gives me more lives.
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Prepare for liftoff.
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Farewell, big blue ball of idiots.
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Universe, prepare to be taken over.
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I give you Spaceship Earth.
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A ship appears to be
leaving the planet, Mother.
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What? Show me.
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- It's right here on the radar screen.
- Damn it, Larry.
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Radar's been obsolete for
centuries. Use the stereopticon.
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I deserved that. Thank you.
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The Planet Express ship.
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So they're trying to
escape, eh? No matter.
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We'll just have to hunt them
down like common kittens.
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More power.
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Aye, aye, Mom, sir.
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More, more. Pull
harder, you son of a me.
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Ow!
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Sweet butt crust on a cracker.
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Who'd have thought this miserable
little planet would be so heavy?
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Uh, Walt would.
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- How dare you, Walt?
- Ow.
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Welcomes to Sal's salvage.
What can I do's youse for?
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I need a spaceship
engine. Nothing special.
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Well, except it has to be
powerful enough to move the Earth.
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The Earth? Holy Jesuses.
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For that, you're gonna
needs a Dark Matter Engine.
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And a big ones at that.
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Money's no object, as I will
soon be taking over the universe.
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Perhaps you've heard of it?
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Hmm. A Dark Matter Engines.
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You're gonna have to finds the guy
who inventeds it: Hubert Farnsworth.
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That old goat from Planet Express?
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But he just got away, that
mother-loving, no good piece of...
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Don't worrys. I gots an idea.
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I mean, an ideas.
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Good news. I've programmed
the Reanimator...
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...to work for Bender as well.
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So now I can die and come
back to life like Fry?
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This is the happiest day of my life.
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I gots them in the suck beam.
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Lovely.
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Oh, my. Oh, my.
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Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
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Everyone just remain calm.
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We're gonna die. It's
every robot for himself.
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Um, that robot appears to be escaping.
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Yes, escaping to certain death.
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Well, I'm boned.
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I'm back, baby.
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Bender, you mechanical
marvel, are you there?
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Huh? What? Who said that?
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- Is it God?
- No, though I'm as old as him.
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Oh. Hey, professor, what
are you doing inside my head?
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I'm transmitting over
your internal radio. Hello.
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Our ship is still
trapped in the suck ray.
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We need you to find the source
of the beam and disable it.
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What's in it for me, Bender?
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Uh, well... No. We'll rescue you...
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...and take you with us off
this God-forsaken asteroid.
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- No deal.
- I've got a box of magazines...
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...with fembot centerfolds.
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Roger that. Over and out.
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Cursed robot. You haven't
seen the last of me.
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Unless you die before I see you
again, in which case you have!
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Good work, Bender. You saved us
from Mom's evil arthritic clutches.
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Yeah, good. Good, good, good.
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So, what now, professor? Are you gonna
invent something that saves the day?
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That's what you usually do.
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Alas, I'm not that skilled an inventor.
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But I know someone who is.
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My mentor and former
graduate adviser, Adoy.
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He lives here on the planet Bogad.
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But that's in the furthest
corner of the universe.
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And we don't have enough
dark matter fuel...
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...to get out of the solar system.
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Then I guess you'll
have to find some, Leela.
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No!
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The jig is up, snot heads.
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But we just got away from you.
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Hmm. I probably should have
disabled their ship or something...
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...when I was down on that asteroid.
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Well, live and learn.
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What do you want, Mom?
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I've come for the blueprints
to your Dark Matter Engine.
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Well, you're out of luck.
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The only blueprints are here in my head.
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Ugh. Fine. Then we'll take that.
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The worst part is the
phantom hemorrhoids.
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Avenge my decapitation.
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Now to get rid of the rest of those
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Planet Express jerk-bots
once and for all.
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All right. Everything worked out fine.
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Oh, no, we're heading
straight into the sun.
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We're heading into the sun?
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Not my best landing.
Is everyone all right?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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Fortunately, I landed on something soft.
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I'm fine too. No thanks
to our chubby robot friend.
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At least the ship is operational.
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We should be able to
get out of here easily.
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Unless we're out of dark matter fuel.
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Which we are.
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Whoa. Check it out.
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Be careful, Fry. You're not
supposed to look directly at the sun.
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Greeting, you aliens from other planet.
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What? Oh, okay, fine. I got you.
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Uh, take us to your leader.
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I am Ra-Ra the Sun King.
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Normally, that make me leader, but
we have little coup d'etat recently.
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Was it godless communists?
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No, it was God. Mighty, mighty Sun God.
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Apparently, him develop taste
for flesh of own worshippers.
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Sun people so afraid, they not
even set foot on own sun porches.
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Big whoop. Everyone's afraid
of some god or another.
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Actually, we more afraid of
army of undead warriors...
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...Sun God create from bones of victims.
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Oh, those will get you, all right.
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Perhaps if you find way
into sealed temple...
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...you can defeat Sun
God and save Sun people.
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Gee, I really care about your lame
people and your crummy temple...
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...but we're gonna have to pass.
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- You'd be handsomely rewarded.
- I'm in.
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So, kemosabe, you got any dark matter?
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- It our chief export.
- Then you've got yourself a deal.
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Hey, where are you two going?
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Sorry, Leela, I'd love to help you
save the sun, but I burn easily.
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And I melt easily. But save
me my share of the reward.
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That big toaster.
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Something's about to happen.
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I can feel it in my bones.
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Good one.
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Huh. You wouldn't think a
god could be mortally wounded.
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You found me out.
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I'm not really a god.
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I'm just an ordinary eternal,
omniscient, super-intelligent being.
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So why did you allow all
those people to be killed?
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For their bones, of course.
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Which I use to create
my army of bone-bots.
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Bone-bots? You know, normal people
make their robot armies out of metal.
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Yes, but my way is more evil.
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Whoa! Aah!
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Evil Sun God is gone. Thank
you, weird, one-eyed woman.
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- You save our planet.
- Star, actually.
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Whatever. And now for reward.
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Full tank worth dark matter.
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Oh, yeah, baby. Let's fuel
up and ditch this awful sty.
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Uh, no offense.
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None taken. But first, you must
come to temple and celebrate with us.
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- The temple?
- Yes.
244
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Cherished temple. Sacred
center of all life on sun.
245
00:19:22,631 --> 00:19:24,030
Uh...
Ha-ha-ha.
246
00:19:24,191 --> 00:19:27,979
- We'd love to stay, but, uh...
- we've got a, uh, thing.
247
00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:29,789
Yeah, that.
248
00:19:31,911 --> 00:19:33,549
Cheese it.
249
00:19:35,111 --> 00:19:37,022
Them nice people.
250
00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:01,942
Ah. My dear professor's head,
251
00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:05,345
with your brains and my evil...
252
00:20:05,511 --> 00:20:07,866
...I shall soon take over the universe.
253
00:20:08,031 --> 00:20:10,420
You'll never get away with it, Mom.
254
00:20:10,591 --> 00:20:13,628
But I've turned the planet
Earth into a gigantic warship.
255
00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:17,545
Ooh, my. In that case, you
probably will get away with it.
256
00:20:20,711 --> 00:20:22,110
Yeow!
257
00:20:22,311 --> 00:20:26,429
It's hot! Oh, God, my head! Ooh... ooh!
258
00:20:26,591 --> 00:20:28,183
Pain, pain!
259
00:20:57,151 --> 00:20:58,709
So this is Bogad? Whoa.
260
00:20:58,871 --> 00:21:01,146
- Creepy, huh?
- Yeah, and ugly.
261
00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:05,668
I can't imagine what kind of disgusting,
foul creatures we'll find here.
262
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,344
Hello.
263
00:21:07,511 --> 00:21:10,150
Dr. Zoidberg? What are you doing here?
264
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,630
Making a cameo.
265
00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:15,340
It's so nice to see you,
my friends and the robot.
266
00:21:15,511 --> 00:21:18,071
This is so unlikely.
267
00:21:18,231 --> 00:21:19,710
Hey, what's that kajigger?
268
00:21:19,871 --> 00:21:21,987
Mm. I'm not sure.
269
00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:24,381
But judging by its
scales and long tongue...
270
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,985
...I'd say it's a horse.
271
00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:29,667
Giddyup! Yeehaw!
272
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,947
I'm a cowboy, I am.
273
00:21:34,911 --> 00:21:37,027
This must be the place.
274
00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:40,870
Yes?
275
00:21:41,031 --> 00:21:42,828
Um, are you Adoy?
276
00:21:42,991 --> 00:21:46,347
Adoy? I haven't heard
that name in years.
277
00:21:46,511 --> 00:21:48,069
- Yeah, that's me.
- Uh...
278
00:21:48,231 --> 00:21:50,984
okay. We were sent
here by the professor.
279
00:21:51,151 --> 00:21:53,711
Ah. I remember the professor.
280
00:21:53,871 --> 00:21:56,749
Of course, back then, I was
the one called the professor.
281
00:21:56,911 --> 00:21:58,139
Wait, who are we talking about?
282
00:21:58,311 --> 00:22:02,020
- Oh, boy.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
283
00:22:02,191 --> 00:22:05,581
Never heard of him. So, what can
I do for my dear old prot�g�?
284
00:22:05,751 --> 00:22:07,548
He said you might be able to help us.
285
00:22:07,711 --> 00:22:10,020
Long story short, Mom
cut off his head...
286
00:22:10,191 --> 00:22:12,466
...and now she's trying
to take over the universe.
287
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:15,668
Oh. Terrible, terrible, terrible.
288
00:22:15,831 --> 00:22:18,140
But there's nothing
we can do about it now.
289
00:22:18,311 --> 00:22:19,790
So it's a good thing you came to me.
290
00:22:19,951 --> 00:22:21,782
This guy's not making any sense.
291
00:22:21,951 --> 00:22:23,703
Can I kill him?
292
00:22:25,471 --> 00:22:29,589
This is my latest
invention, the Time Tunneler.
293
00:22:29,751 --> 00:22:31,946
With it, you can travel
back in time and stop Mom...
294
00:22:32,111 --> 00:22:33,988
...before she became unstoppable.
295
00:22:34,151 --> 00:22:36,506
Or bet on horses I know are gonna win.
296
00:22:36,671 --> 00:22:38,582
So long, suckers.
297
00:22:41,991 --> 00:22:44,141
Ah, man, I'm still here.
298
00:22:44,311 --> 00:22:46,745
You need to charge it first, Adoy.
299
00:22:46,911 --> 00:22:49,186
The power generator is over there.
300
00:22:49,351 --> 00:22:54,186
You can get to it along this
dangerous path, laden with quicksand.
301
00:22:54,351 --> 00:22:57,184
I know, I know, it was a terrible
place to build the generator.
302
00:22:57,351 --> 00:22:59,467
I'm sorry. Give me a break here.
303
00:22:59,631 --> 00:23:02,509
But the time machine has a
hand crank. Doesn't that work?
304
00:23:02,671 --> 00:23:06,425
Uh, sort of. If you turn
the handle for two minutes...
305
00:23:06,591 --> 00:23:09,389
...it'll send the universe
two minutes back in time.
306
00:23:09,551 --> 00:23:13,749
So it gets us back to when we
started turning the handle? Yippee.
307
00:23:13,911 --> 00:23:16,983
No, wait. That might be all we
need to get to the generator.
308
00:23:17,151 --> 00:23:19,062
If one of us is fast enough.
309
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,825
Great, another dangerous mission.
310
00:23:21,991 --> 00:23:24,664
- Who's the sucker this time?
- Dr. Zoidberg.
311
00:23:24,831 --> 00:23:27,061
Hooray, I'm the hero.
312
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,665
Hooray, we don't have to do anything!
313
00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:33,582
Okay, Zoidberg, once I start cranking...
314
00:23:33,751 --> 00:23:36,185
...you've got two minutes to
get to where I can see you.
315
00:23:36,351 --> 00:23:39,582
Otherwise, I'll assume you've
been killed and rewind time.
316
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:43,221
Killed, huh? I'm no doctor,
but that sounds painful.
317
00:23:43,391 --> 00:23:46,269
- Oh, it is. Trust me.
- Good luck, monster bait.
318
00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:10,941
Zoidberg makes it to safety...
319
00:24:11,111 --> 00:24:13,386
...and the crowd goes wild!
320
00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:19,866
Zoidberg pulls the lever.
321
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:26,107
The Time Tunneler is working.
322
00:24:26,271 --> 00:24:29,946
Fantabulistic. Now we can go
back in time and fight Mom.
323
00:24:31,071 --> 00:24:33,539
- And save the professor.
- Yeah, whatever.
324
00:24:37,951 --> 00:24:39,589
Goodbye, heroes!
325
00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:42,788
I'll never forget you, whoever you were!
326
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,467
So, what should I do now, guys?
327
00:25:01,631 --> 00:25:04,225
Hello? Friends?
328
00:25:04,391 --> 00:25:06,382
Hello?
329
00:25:06,551 --> 00:25:08,223
Hello?
330
00:25:18,271 --> 00:25:19,784
We're gonna die!
331
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,101
What's the big deal?
We've been dying all day.
332
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,421
We're even more out
of control than usual.
333
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,468
Prepare for crappy landing.
334
00:25:33,351 --> 00:25:35,660
Well, at least now we
know who trashed our ship.
335
00:25:35,831 --> 00:25:37,423
Oh, no, it's already 9.
336
00:25:37,591 --> 00:25:41,061
If we wanna stop Mom from having bought
Planet Express in the first place...
337
00:25:41,231 --> 00:25:43,108
...we better hurry.
- To the ship.
338
00:25:47,231 --> 00:25:51,588
Now, if I understand time paradoxes,
we're supposed to take the good ship...
339
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:55,027
...and leave the bad ship behind
for the original us, right?
340
00:25:55,191 --> 00:25:57,261
The bad behind...
341
00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,626
- Say again?
- Oh. Just get in.
342
00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:11,103
As soon as you sign here,
Planet Express will be mine.
343
00:26:14,591 --> 00:26:16,422
Did I do something funny?
344
00:26:16,591 --> 00:26:18,024
No. I'm sorry.
345
00:26:18,191 --> 00:26:20,785
I should save my evil laugh
till after you've signed.
346
00:26:20,951 --> 00:26:22,179
Okay, then.
347
00:26:27,871 --> 00:26:29,827
Don't sign it, professor.
We came from the future.
348
00:26:29,991 --> 00:26:32,186
- It's a trick.
- Wha...?
349
00:26:32,351 --> 00:26:35,548
Once Mom gets Planet Express,
she's gonna take over the Earth.
350
00:26:35,711 --> 00:26:38,589
And then she's gonna turn
it into a giant spaceship...
351
00:26:38,751 --> 00:26:40,503
...and take over the universe.
352
00:26:40,671 --> 00:26:43,139
Man, that was cool. Earth is all:
353
00:26:48,671 --> 00:26:49,899
And the other planets are like:
354
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:56,424
How droll.
355
00:26:56,591 --> 00:26:59,230
Could I talk to you three
over here for a moment?
356
00:27:00,311 --> 00:27:04,099
A little to your left. Wonderful.
357
00:27:11,471 --> 00:27:14,668
Destructor exiting
target-practice mode.
358
00:27:14,831 --> 00:27:19,302
Destructor initiating
kill-all-humans mode. Yaah!
359
00:27:23,111 --> 00:27:26,820
And so I die the way I lived:
360
00:27:26,991 --> 00:27:29,869
As a giant robot.
361
00:27:33,391 --> 00:27:34,904
Yeah.
362
00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,629
Nice shooting, Fry.
363
00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:38,622
Way to waste that evil robot.
364
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:43,069
Oh, so just because a robot wants
to kill humans, he must be evil?
365
00:27:43,231 --> 00:27:45,620
That is so prejudiced, Leela.
366
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:47,622
He wanted to kill you too, Bender.
367
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,259
Yeah, well...
368
00:27:50,431 --> 00:27:51,705
You shut up.
369
00:28:19,671 --> 00:28:21,821
Oh, no, the Reanimator.
370
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:25,461
Bummer. We'll just have to be
careful not to die from now on.
371
00:28:25,631 --> 00:28:28,464
You had to say that.
372
00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:35,389
Ooh, damn it, Mom. No one
kills my crew except for me.
373
00:28:35,551 --> 00:28:37,382
You're going down.
374
00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:40,463
Oh, please. You wouldn't hit a lady.
375
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,189
Oh, I suppose you're right.
376
00:28:42,351 --> 00:28:44,387
Though I would do this.
377
00:28:44,551 --> 00:28:46,030
Hi-yah!
378
00:28:46,231 --> 00:28:48,062
You broke my hip.
379
00:28:48,231 --> 00:28:52,782
I don't care. You wanted Planet Express
so you could take over the universe, eh?
380
00:28:52,951 --> 00:28:55,909
Well, I guess your evil
plan is foiled now...
381
00:28:56,071 --> 00:28:58,585
...thanks to my time-traveling crew.
382
00:28:58,751 --> 00:29:00,867
But you have to sell
Planet Express to me.
383
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,749
Your crew said it happened...
384
00:29:02,911 --> 00:29:07,189
...and no one can alter
the continuum of time.
385
00:29:07,351 --> 00:29:10,024
Oh, yeah? Watch me.
386
00:29:10,431 --> 00:29:11,910
The deal is off.
387
00:29:12,071 --> 00:29:13,868
Oh. Well.
388
00:29:14,031 --> 00:29:18,024
- How about if I throw in this hat?
- Mm...
389
00:29:22,031 --> 00:29:23,544
Good news, everyone.
390
00:29:23,711 --> 00:29:26,350
I've sold Planet Express to Mom.
391
00:29:41,711 --> 00:29:44,350
Oh. Look at all the names.
392
00:29:49,311 --> 00:29:50,539
Yeah, it's a lot of names...
393
00:29:50,711 --> 00:29:53,703
... but wouldn't you want
credit for something you did?
394
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000
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