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Yo, yo, yo, your gluten -free chef is
gonna make some sick popcorn balls
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Shit, let's do it again.
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Come on, we already did this five times.
If you're just gonna make the popcorn
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balls... Because then it doesn't go
viral.
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You think this is gonna go viral?
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Well, that's the point. Become an
influencer.
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Once I hit 100 ,000 followers, then
money starts rolling in.
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And how many followers do you have now?
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Mmm, 937.
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About a hundred of those came from my
last TikTok, you know, the one with the
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hot dog?
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Yeah.
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Well, you know, I got a real job to do
doing people's taxes, so I'm gonna go.
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What about my TikTok?
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Get a tripod.
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I got work to do.
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If you could help me out, I would really
appreciate it.
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Sure, I could do something for you in
return.
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Help you move?
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Okay, I could do that. I mean, they
would say being an influencer is easy.
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Everybody would do it. So, you know,
I'll work.
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All right, awesome. I'll see you in a
little bit. Thanks, man. I appreciate
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Coming.
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Hey, Dylan, man. What's going on? This
is going great.
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I'm doing really well. I appreciate you
coming over and helping me with my
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TikToks. Yeah, so about the TikTok, what
exactly do you have going on? So I'm
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making popcorn balls, and I'm also
trying to cash in on my mouth and stuff.
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All I need you to do is just keep the
camera face at me, record, and I'll do
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what I need to do.
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All right. Here you go, man. I can do
that, and you're definitely going to
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me move things. All right, man. I told
you I would.
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All right. I don't leave a print
hanging.
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Just point and record what you're doing
there? Yeah, let me know when you're
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recording and I'll get started.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Yo, yo, yo, it's your gluten -free chef
making some thick popcorn balls.
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Can you do that?
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Yo, yo, yo, your gluten -free chef is
making some thick popcorn balls. Hey.
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Wait.
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You didn't get that?
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I finally caught it. You didn't get it?
Oh, sorry. I got a little distracted.
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Beautiful woman. Well, this is my
girlfriend, Vanessa.
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Vanessa, this is Dylan. Nice to meet
you. Very nice to meet you. Did you guys
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want to take a break and get a drink?
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Nah, I think we need to continue
working.
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Awesome, let's go!
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Thank you.
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So you guys met in marketing class?
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Are you like trying to be an influencer
too?
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Oh, no, no. I actually have a real job.
I manage a forum.
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Oh, my God. I love their stuff.
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I could totally give you a discount.
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Really? How big of a discount?
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Oh, a big one.
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I think we should get back to... Wait,
have you got kids yet?
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What? What's going on here?
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Gavin, if you haven't noticed, having a
job is really sexy.
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What? Really?
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What is going on right now? Like, what
are you doing?
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Why are you making out with my friend?
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What's up?
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What are you doing?
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Just watching.
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This is insane.
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Is there a reason why you're making out
and having my friend get naked? Like,
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what's going on here? God, he is so
annoying.
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Watch him learn that.
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Watch him.
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Makes you not believe me.
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Hey,
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why aren't you watching?
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You gotta be kidding me.
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You having fun over there? Fucking my
friend's dick?
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It would be better if it was my talk in
your mouth, not my prank talk.
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I also think it would be cool if you had
a fucking job.
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I am. I do TikTok.
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I'm going to go viral.
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You can't go viral.
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Laugh now.
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Wait until it happens.
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You won't be laughing then.
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I'll be laughing all the way to the
bank.
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Dude, you'd rather be filming TikTok
than get in a club like this?
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I gotta make some money, so filming on
TikTok is how I make my money.
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Can you tell how much money you've made
so far?
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Not doing it yet, but... It's amazing,
isn't it? It takes time to get there. It
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takes time to get my followers. Come on.
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Do you know that I've paid this
motherfucker's bill for one year, two
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Sorry? So I'm the man of the house,
right?
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I can do what I want, right?
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You can shut the fuck up and watch,
right?
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Look at me in the eyes.
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Excuse me, why the fuck are you looking
at me?
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Sorry.
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I don't think you're gonna get enough of
you. Come here.
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Right there.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Can you hold that cop for me so I can
get on with these things?
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Are you kidding me? Seriously? I'm
sorry. Did I ask for your fucking
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Shut the fuck up and do what I said.
Grab that fucking dick so she can get on
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with it.
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I'll do what she says, man.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Goddamn. Oh, yeah.
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I will be able to
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pay the bills shortly.
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I'm right on the cusp of becoming an
environment.
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I'm right on the cusp.
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I don't know. What do you
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think?
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I don't know how useful I can be while
you're talking to your friend.
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No, you are right. You don't have a lot
of uses, but you do have a mouth.
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So why don't we kill two birds with one
stone and shut you up?
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Please. And make you suck up.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Are you saying no to me?
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He's saying no to me.
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I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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You actually think that you have the
option, don't you?
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Can you take my shirt off? I need my
influencer shirt.
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Yeah, you can take that ugly fucking
shirt off.
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Keep your dick busy on the inside.
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Thank you.
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Fine, shirt's off.
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What do you want me to do? Come sit over
here.
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I have so many fucking questions. Shut
your mouth up.
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Get in your mouth.
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Open.
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But you don't have to help me move
anymore.
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Really? Yeah.
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I'm so nice to you.
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Put that in your mouth.
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, you're not very good at it. We
might think Brad's bad, but I guess
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you're trying.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know,
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if anything, I think this would go
viral.
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This is what people want to see. They
don't want to see you bailing and making
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fucking stupid fucking popcorn.
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You tell me you're going to get some of
what?
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You know Brad, if being an infant is a
routine, we have to really do it.
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You gotta put in the work to be the
best.
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Stick that fucking tongue out.
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I thought you gave a fuck about that
bitch.
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Good night. Good night.
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How was your journey?
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I mean, I could do it a little bit
better, but, you know, practice makes
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perfect.
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Thank you for letting me in right there.
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You're fucking good.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Hey Brad, how about you come over here?
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And if you go back and forth between
fucking my fantastic pussy and this
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pathetic mouth, just do me a favor.
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Don't say anything, because I don't want
to go lose my donor.
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Oh, my
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God. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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You can use that fucking tissue.
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You don't even want that dick to get
cleaned off. Just to give me that
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hole in my dick when I put it in.
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Yeah. Just ignore him.
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Fuck. You fucking hurt.
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You fucked me. Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Oh, you shouldn't be fucking hurt.
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
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Oh, God damn it.
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Oh, God damn it.
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Oh, God damn it.
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Oh, God damn it.
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You go back and forth.
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Do one pump in me, one pump in him.
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Come here. Come here.
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Come here. Come here. Come here.
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Come here. Come here. Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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He acts like he knows I haven't let that
motherfucker near me in like a year
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Anything is better than this fucking
pathetic wheelchair of hair.
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He's so
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much bigger
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than him.
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You heard the lady. Clean it up. Get
that fucking plant out.
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Yeah.
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Get rid of them off then.
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Get rid of them off.
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Don't be shy.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck, yeah.
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Fuck, yeah.
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Oh,
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good. He's got a youth for him.
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There you go.
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Good job.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Oh, someone didn't have their vitamins
this morning.
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Oh, yeah. Are you going to help me put
that cock in my teeth, too? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah? Make those hands useful?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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You've been useful with that cock, your
friend.
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You can't even find it. You haven't
fucked it in so
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long. Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Take your fucking thumb out of that
pussy.
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Big little fucking ball. Yeah.
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Are you keeping that thumb up, Brian?
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck, yeah. You catch all the
stress. Oh, yeah.
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You make him cry.
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Oh, my God. Use that thumb, Brian. That
feels good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Oh, you're so fucking cute. Holy shit.
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God, you're so fucking good.
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Fuck you.
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I love that fucking cocky side of you.
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Fuck!
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Shit!
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God, you're so fucking good.
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You're so fucking good.
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Get up, Brad.
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Get up. Come on, Brad. You can do
something.
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Oh, my God. There he goes.
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Fuck, yes.
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God damn it.
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Oh, I can't breathe.
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I can't breathe.
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Right there, deep, deep.
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Oh, my.
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Yeah, yeah. Oh,
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right there. Yeah.
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Oh, keep that fucking tongue out for a
minute.
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Oh, God,
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right there. No, stop it.
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Take that pussy away. Oh, my God.
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That's fine.
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Nice and sweet. Oh.
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I want you to come all over my ass and
all over that pathetic
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bottom of your face. Can you do that for
me?
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Just like that.
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Just like that.
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Just like that.
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Bullets are right there for you.
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They're right there. Take them, man.
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The fucking time out, Brad.
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I love you.
262
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I love you. I love you. I love you. I
love you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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that he can close his eyes for you.
Yeah, I'll tell you what. Yeah.
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There you go. Just watch me stroke him
back.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Brad, are you ready?
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Are you ready to get covered in that
perfect fucking color?
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Not really.
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He's so fucking mad about it. Shut the
fuck up.
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But, yeah.
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Be ready when he tells you, Brad, you
gotta keep those eyes closed.
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You know, when I get an ink come in your
eye.
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Get a little red eye.
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Can you open your mouth for me?
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Oh, come on.
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Hey,
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why don't we go through a little TikTok
now?
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I'm just going to go buy a tripod.
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Oh, yeah.
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