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[Metal creaking]
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Argh-ya!
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Whew! That is enough
for today!
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I need a break.
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[Ice cream truck bell jingles]
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The ice cream man!
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Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
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Ice cream!
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That is not money.
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Dad, money,
ice cream--now!
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Hmm? What?
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Well, let's see here.
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Hmm. No.
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Ok--
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whoa, there!
Hey, what's this?
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Oop!
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Hey, you've got
money coming out
of your ears, son!
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Ta-da!
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Ha ha ha!
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Mom!
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Mom, money,
ice cream--now!
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Mmm? What?
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Mom, give me some money
for the ice cream truck!
Hurry!
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Oh, let's see.
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[Humming]
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[Ice cream truck bell jingles]
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Hmm.
Here's a nickel.
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And here's
another nickel.
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Oh!
Here's a quarter.
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No. Wait.
It's only a nickel.
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Come on, mom!
Move it!
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Dexter!
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Sorry!
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[Slurping]
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How come I always--
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[drip drip]
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Mmm!
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[Slurp]
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Huh?
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Hey, I've got drips
coming out of my popsicle.
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Ahh...
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[Cash register rings]
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Hey, there's a quarter!
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It's a--
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mmm...
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Yee-ha!
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Woo woo woo!
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I do not think money
is going to be a problem today.
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Huh?
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Give me
a chocolate kronksicle.
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I have to make it
to the ice cream.
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Aw, drat!
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[Clang]
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Presto!
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Yoo-hoo!
Mr. Ice cream man!
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Yoo-hoo!
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Yes. Hello.
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And now that I finally have
your undivided attention--
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hey! Hey!
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Well, sooner
or later--what?
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Ah, very clever.
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Here's your paper!
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Wah!
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I've got some good news,
and I've got some bad news,
Mr. Ice cream man.
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Aha!
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Good news is,
today I get the ice cream.
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The bad news is...
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Father:
Hey, the ice cream man!
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What the...
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Wait! I've got
some money!
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Dad, no!
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Father: Whoa!
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Father: Hmm. Never seen
this place before.
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Is this a converted den?
Strange.
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No more mister nice guy.
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Halt!
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That is what I thought!
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Bang!
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Argh!
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Man: That you, Dexter?
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Um, you mind letting me
drive my truck?
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Ah ha ha! Whoops!
Sorry, mailman Mel.
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I thought this was
the ice cream truck.
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Well, what do you know.
It's not.
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Look! There it is.
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Get alongside him.
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You're kidding, right?
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[Tires squeal]
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Oh, no!
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Whoa!
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Why won't you
stop for me?
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[Tires squeal]
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You are wanting
to know why?
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You mean you
do not remember?
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Remember what?
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April 19,
one year ago.
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It is first day on job.
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Everything is going great...
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Until you come.
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You wanted
most expensive ice cream.
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I make suggestion
of cheaper ice cream.
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But no.
You want expensive one.
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And after
I am giving you ice cream,
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you pay with pennies.
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Do you know how long
it took me to count
those pennies?
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Um, at an average
human rate,
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I'd estimate about
5 hours and 33 minutes.
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Precisely.
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And when the counting
was done,
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it is time to put
pennies in safe,
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when I am noticing
my shoelace is untied.
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Now, I couldn't very well
stop to tie my shoes
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since somebody had given me
heavy jar of pennies to hold
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and the ice cream man rules say
to keep any amount of money
over a dollar in the safe.
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So I trip, and I break my tooth.
The pain, it is so bad.
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My girlfriend left me.
I lose apartment. I lose car.
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I'm forced to live under freeway
with wild animals.
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I can't even
eat ice cream
because of the pain,
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all because of
your stupid pennies!
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Argh!
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[Gasping]
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Ah heh heh.
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You know, I still have
all of my baby teeth.
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Um, I'm sorry.
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I'm really, really,
really, really sorry.
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Forget about it, kid.
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Well, in that case...
Can I order my ice cream now?
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Sure.
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I'll just have
a chocopop, please.
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At last. Ice cream treat!
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$1.50, please.
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You got change
for a hundred?
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Aah!
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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and
U.S. department of education
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captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.
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Enter into your own peril,
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past the vaulted door,
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where impossible
things may happen
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that the world's
never seen before.
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♪ In Dexter's laboratory
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♪ lives the smartest boy
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♪ you've ever seen
145
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♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
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♪ to smithereens
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♪ there is gloom and doom
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♪ while things go boom
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♪ in Dexter's lab
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