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So, this is the time machine.
This is Curtis.
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I'm guessing Jason slept with your
girlfriend.
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People like us never get to
time travel.
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Hello, 1920s London!
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Hey, Homeless Pete. Hold the doors.
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What... No, no, no, no, no.
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Nick.
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Nick!
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Hello!
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Hello!
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It was horrible.
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I was trapped in the 1920s
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and it was all white people
and I couldn't get home and...
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OK, I'm awake.
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Oh.
It felt so real.
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Erm...
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Probably, cos it is.
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It's like we woke up
in a black and white film,
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but, like, in colour and, like,
not a film.
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Oh, right! But...
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the bit about the time machine
being out of service,
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and us being stuck here, that was
part of the dream though, right?
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Right, guys?
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What the...
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How long were you planning on
stopping, dear?
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Till I find Jason, innit.
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And this "Mr Innit",
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he's the cove what's been making eyes
at your sweetheart?
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Fiancee.
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And it's more than eyes.
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Man's been piecing her.
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What a pickle.
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I suppose you'll wanna get on
and find the blighter?
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Man's about to start a mad ting.
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A tongue and jelly sandwich
before you start your "mad ting"?
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Safe, run dat.
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Afternoon to ya, Mrs Fanbrick.
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Here you are, little man.
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Thanks, Mr Cunningham.
No worries, you little scamp!
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Mr McCutcheon, new shoes?
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Nice! 00:02:33,600
Oh, your aim's a little off today,
Mr Hornsby.
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Oh, and how are you on this fine
day, Mrs Cuttling?
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Keep England English!
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Oh, spit polish. Nice!
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Same time tomorrow, eh?
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L is for lovely, my lady love, you
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A is for always
my love to be true
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Ralph, mate.
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Shut the fuck up, yeah?
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Good afternoon, all.
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Hey, Horace. You good?
So good! You?
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Horace, mate, I'm the best.
Look at this place.
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We are the Lords of London!
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I'm not even hot!
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It's just cos I can!
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Oh, I do think we should offer Ralph
and Victoria some money though,
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like, chip in with the rent
and that?
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Nah, we'll get them some
Celebrations when we leave.
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Oh, a tiny Bounty.
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Plus, some of us are paying enough
of a price already for living here.
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How can a woman be so divine?
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Lauren, Lauren
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Lauren, Lauren, Lauren
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I'm a cash machine.
Oh!
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Read it and weep.
Ten English pounds.
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Stacks more where that came from.
Five English pounds. What?<
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That's a fiver.
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But it's twice the size
of one of ours.
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Yeah, cos that's how money works.
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No biggie, but you should learn
to read some time.
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It can come in handy.
I don't need to read.
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I'm beautiful.
Yes, you are.
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Eye-blindingly, leg-wobblingly,
tongue-fizzingly...
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Please don't tell me
that's how you earned this.
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So, this guy comes up to me,
takes one look at this
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and makes me the star of a new
campaign for a huge brand.
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It's a household name.
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I've said too much.
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I've never met a model before.
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You seem so down to earth.
It's very nice.
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Grab ya coats.
Dinner at the Ritz on me.
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Will ?5 buy us all dinner?
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No. I'll pay.
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Sweet.
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Stay.
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Hey, you.
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So, if Brian Cox is correct,
then X equals...
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Are you all right, buddy?
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Good.
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Good. Just doing some calculations.
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Great. Great.
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So, three plus five is eight...
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Well, we're off to the Ritz,
if you fancy it?
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No. I've almost cracked it.
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Right. OK. Well...
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We're just gonna get our coats.
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OK, so, obviously,
E equals MC squared. Right.
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And pi is 3.14...
He's all right. Right?
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..and if two become one then
surely...
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Shit!
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Fuck the laws of physics!
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Is there anything more fun-crushing
than the sound of a grown man 00:06:33,840
intellectual capacity.
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Little bit racist.
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But I am curious to see where this
compliment is heading.
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Please, go on.
Er, may I...
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Yes, physically, you seem athletic.
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Thank you.
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If you don't mind...
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Sorry, what has this got to do with
my apparent depression?
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Depression? No.
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Merely malingering.
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It's a common trait amongst
the extremely gifted
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who do not make use of their gifts.
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Please.
Gifted?
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Me? No.
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No, yeah, yeah, I guess I am a bit
of a genius.
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Here is what I propose.
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A spell at my Wellness Institute
in the Surrey Hills.
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Fresh air, spa therapy
and spiritual nourishment.
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I don't know. Sounds a bit
Jesus and friends.
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Please, Mr Wolton, I insist.
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I can make you feel...
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extraordinary.
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Extraordinary?
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Wait here, dear.
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I need to give Mrs O'Leary
a sponge bath.
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Safe.
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Give me that, bro!
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I forgot the soap!
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All them bright young people drinking
champ'nane
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and chomping chococolates.
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Now, that's a mad ting
if ever I saw one.
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Oh, yeah, feel that energy.
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Right. Yeah, that's you,
the camera is yours.
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Oh, yeah. Nice.
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Ooh, that's naughty.
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Look here, Lauren...
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..I have something
that I want to say...
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"Well, more of a question to ask.
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Hey! Ralph.
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Mate, listen, I said I'd hang out
with Horace today and he was like,
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"Sure, as long as Ralph's
not there."
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You know, Horace can be so cruel
sometimes.
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OK, bye. Bye. Bye!
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I love you.
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Yeah. Nice. Ooh. OK.
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Give me a little less "lost"
and a little bit more "found."
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Boom!
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Horace, have you ever had
someone, like, too into you?
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Like they're one step away from
wearing your skin as a coat?
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You're talking about Ralph, innit?
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I woke up last night, and he was
this close to my face holding up 00:09:43,600
You didn't hear any of those words,
did you?
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No. Oh, good! All right,
see you later.
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What are you smiling about?
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Road trip!
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It's been weird not having
Nick around for a whole week.
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Yeah, I'd almost forgotten what fun
felt like!
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What the...
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Hey, guys!
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How are you doing, Mr Miyagi?
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Oh, what, this? Yeah,
we all have to wear one.
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God, it is so great to see you guys.
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Horace, my rock.
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Lauren, you beautiful soul.
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Jason, so handsome.
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You look well.
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We feel great.
"We"?
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Did you bring
all my belongings? Great.
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Bye, guys.
Wait, hang on.
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We're not gonna hang out? You're not
gonna, like, show us around?
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Er... No.
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Well, I need to take a piss, so...
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What, are you gonna deny me a piss?
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No. Yes, no... Of course.
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Don't talk to anyone.
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Please, come.
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What a great space.
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We are very happy here.
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Who's this bell-end?
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He thinks he's Jesus.
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Not Jesus, but he is quite...
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..special.
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Bruv, there's a lot of fit people
here.
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We do follow a rigorous exercise
regimen.
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No, I meant, like, hot, peng, buff,
choong, boom-ting...
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Sexy.
Oh! Yes, well...
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I guess we are.
Yo! Babylove?
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Er, let's get you that piss,
shall we?
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Don't be long. I'll wait right
outside the door.
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Oh, a quick one for the gramp.
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Yo!
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Well, well, well.
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Who do we have here?
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Horace.
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All right?
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'Goodbye, my love.
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I will carry an image of your face
in my heart, forever.
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Plus, I have some pictures I took
of you when you weren't looking.
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Oh, Lauren... all the best...
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Ralph.'
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Eh, what's good, fam?
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Where can I find this dickhead?
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You have a very robust cranium.
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Yeah, my nan used to say that.
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It's a passion of mine.
Racial stereotyping.
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Oh, we've got that where I'm from,
too, but it's kinda frowned upon.
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People are so narrow-minded.
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Sadly, your skull is misshapen,
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else I'd invite you to join
our breeding programme.
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Your inner warmth is a precious
human quality.
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Thanks.
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You seem... nice... too.
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I did experiment
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with extracting the exact tissue
that determines character.
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Over 40 kilos of monkey brain later,
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alas, no breakthrough.
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Do you like them?
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You must have one.
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I have no further need of them.
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We shall be supping on many a monkey
in Paraguay.
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Erm...
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It's snack time, excuse us.
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Can you make sure Horace leaves
with you? Oh. Oh, erm...
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OK, never do that again.
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We're off in a couple of hours,
so a good life to you, sis.
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And if you're ever in Paraguay,
do come and visit.
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Then again, I doubt you'll be allowed
into the colony, so...
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What are you on about, "Paraguay?"
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Oh, I thought I'd mentioned it.
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I signed up for Dr Braithwaite's
eugenics breeding programme.
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What?
Eugene has selected me
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to join a group of physically and
intellectually perfect humans beings
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who will cross-reproduce to create
a new race of superhumans.
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Are you sure I didn't mention it?
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No, you didn't fucking mention it.
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Ah. Well, goodbye.
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Tell our Mother she is loved.
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What a lot of people don't
understand is that
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there's a lot more to modelling than
just standing around looking good.
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Sometimes, you've got to sit down
looking good,
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walk in a straight line
looking good...
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Excuse us.
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Did I tell you I'm a model?
Yes.
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Wait.
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What just happened?
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Nick thinks he's got a one-way
ticket to a Latin fuck farm!
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He's got to go and shag a load of
genetically-perfect women in 00:15:08,080
I see. No, I have no further need
for Afrotic males, thank you.
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We have Nicholas, African physique
with Eurasian level of intelligence.
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Yeah, but did I mention, I'm a model.
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If you need a breeder...
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If you'll excuse me,
I do have work to do. 00:15:22,960
You just need to see this. No.
Th... that won't be necessary.
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Here it is. Tell me... this ain't
the body of a superman!
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Please, just cover yourself.
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Come on, man. Look at it!
296
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,600
Look at it, bruv!
297
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,240
Look at it.
298
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,080
Yes, that is really,
very impressive.
299
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,320
Perhaps, for a future programme,
I might consider it.
300
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,360
Just write your name here.
301
00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:00,280
Do you need my last name as well?
I'll be in touch.
302
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,000
Come on, Jason. Where are you, man?
303
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,320
Buckle up your suitcase...
304
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,920
Hey. Hey, Nick.
305
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,960
Nick, Nick, what are you...
What are you doing?
306
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,200
Where you going? You wankers!
307
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,720
Nick!
308
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,760
There's a fire!
309
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,360
There's a rape!
310
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,080
There's a fire rape!
311
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,840
Nick!
312
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:33,880
..it belongs to me,
it belongs to me
313
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,200
Who is special?
314
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,640
You are special.
315
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,680
You are special.
We are special.
316
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,320
You are chosen.
317
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:46,920
You came to me, spat out by life,
the phlegm of society.
318
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,400
But I saw you for what you are.
319
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,240
Hildegard, step out.
320
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,080
You are special.
321
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,120
I believe in you.
Oh, Nick.
322
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,160
First, Hannah Montana and now this.
323
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,200
You are special.
324
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,440
We are special.
325
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,320
Nick! Look at me!
326
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,720
You don't belong here.
327
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,520
You belong in 2017,
328
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,000
in Mum and Dad's small semi
in South London
329
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,640
where you share a room with me,
your sister.
330
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,880
I love you and I would be the first
to tell you if you were special
331
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,440
or super, but you're not.
332
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,440
You're Nicholas Eloise Wolton
who got a D in maths
333
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,360
and an E when you re-sat it.
334
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,120
You're nothing special, but, listen,
that's fine.
335
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,440
Look at me!
336
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:35,920
It is OK that you are nothing
special!
337
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,360
Yeah.
338
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,480
Yeah, you're right! What...
339
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,800
What am I doing here?
340
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,640
Good. Now let's get out of here.
341
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:51,360
Paraguay, seriously? Do you know
how big the spiders are over there?
342
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,280
Which way?
Er...
343
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,960
That way to the seminal-fluid-pumping
parlour,
344
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,320
so that means...
345
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,400
Come on!
346
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,600
You gonna give me a hand or what?
347
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,120
Nick!
348
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,600
Don't be stupid.
349
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,480
You set that off, you'll never see
Mum or Dad
350
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,760
or Horace or Jason or me again!
351
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,440
Idiot. Shouldn't have said me.
352
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,800
Thing is, I've never been so happy.
353
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,880
And Eugene is like... a father to me.
354
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,400
A brilliant, white father and...
355
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,200
Lock up the women and post a man on
each exit.
356
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,840
Man, this guy's weird.
357
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,160
It's OK, Lauren.
Steady, men.
358
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,520
I am ready.
359
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:43,040
I am going to fertilise a bevy
of sexy women
360
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:47,040
and from my loins will spring
a better humanity.
361
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,640
Let your brother go.
Over my dead body!
362
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,280
If you so insist,
you sub-human fool!
363
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,040
Remove her!
364
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,680
Aaa-aaa-aaah!
365
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,200
Ow!
366
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,040
Hey, guys.
Horace! 00:19:09,960
Eugene! Eugene!
Wow.
368
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,400
Nick's really bought into Dr B's
breeding plan.
369
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,400
Eugene! Eugene!
Listen...
370
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,320
Listen to me, Nicholas.
371
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,040
Never forget...
372
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,560
You are extraordinary.
373
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,840
Eugene!
374
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,080
Eugene!
375
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,520
Papa!
376
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,000
Papa!
377
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,560
Farewell...
378
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,000
..my African son.
379
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,400
No! This was my destiny.
380
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,280
I must spread my seed.
381
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,080
I just wanted to be special.
382
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,440
Me, too, bruv. Me, too.
383
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,400
Hey, you, man!
384
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,200
I'm looking for someone.
385
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,240
Indeed.
386
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,440
Well, I was looking for you.
387
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,720
Tall, athletic...
388
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,600
And I see you're a reading man.
389
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,680
Perfect.
390
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,520
Good morning, my favourite
house guests.
391
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,240
Are you being looked after?
392
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,880
Yes, this is a lovely spread.
Yeah, nice, thanks.
393
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,640
Are you being looked after?
Oh!
394
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,960
Oh! Yes, naughty!
395
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,960
Darling, who did you say you were
modelling for?
396
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,600
Erm... Bovril.
397
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,320
I thought it was you!
398
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,400
Oh. Isn't that charming?
399
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,600
I mean, it's a shame they made you
wear those silly gloves,
400
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,640
but I'd recognise those fingers
anywhere.
401
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,520
Wow, Jase, are those really
your hands?
402
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,120
Can I get your autograph?
403
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,200
The way you hold the jar.
404
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,480
Telling a story with just
your hands.
405
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,480
I knew you were good, but I didn't
know you were this good.
406
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,680
Oh, erm...
407
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:15,000
By the way, has anybody said anything
to upset Ralph?
408
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,440
Only, he's run off to Algeria to join
the French Foreign Legion.
409
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,560
Oh... I shall miss him dreadfully.
410
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,640
Oh, look! That dog has wheels for
back legs.
411
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,160
How killing!
412
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,960
Where? 00:21:33,800
Go, boy, go! There.
Oh, no, he's going downhill.
414
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,280
It's like a half dog,
half automobile!
415
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,160
Ah, there he is.
416
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:49,040
Welcome to paradise, special one.
417
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,480
Set to it, ladies, no time to lose.
418
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,600
Let the breeding begin.
419
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,880
No! Hey, what's going on?
420
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,280
Bruv? I've got a fiancee!
421
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,760
Hey! Eleasha! Eleasha!
422
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,440
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