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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:41,435 --> 00:02:42,245 Who am I? 2 00:02:43,382 --> 00:02:44,382 You sure you want to know? 3 00:02:45,443 --> 00:02:47,343 Truth is, I'm a nobody. 4 00:02:48,079 --> 00:02:49,679 Actually, I'm worse than a nobody. 5 00:02:50,439 --> 00:02:51,744 I'm this guy. 6 00:02:52,247 --> 00:02:54,909 Stop! Stop the bus! 7 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:08,535 The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. 8 00:03:08,538 --> 00:03:10,675 Thanks. 9 00:03:10,675 --> 00:03:12,873 But, like any story worth telling, 10 00:03:12,873 --> 00:03:14,901 it's all about a girl. 11 00:03:15,732 --> 00:03:17,897 Not that girl. 13 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:20,565 - Hey. Hi. - I don't think that is a girl. 14 00:03:20,565 --> 00:03:22,949 No, it's about this girl... 15 00:03:22,949 --> 00:03:24,836 Jill Johnson. 16 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:28,631 Ever since I can remember I've been in love with her, 17 00:03:28,631 --> 00:03:30,099 but she barely knows I exist. 18 00:03:30,516 --> 00:03:32,187 Yo, Rick! Yo, come here, man! 19 00:03:32,216 --> 00:03:33,885 I got you a seat down here. What's... 20 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,284 I'll call y'all back. Everybody, bye. 21 00:03:35,325 --> 00:03:36,924 - What's up, man? - Hey, Trey. 22 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,793 Dude, I'm so psyched for this class trip. 23 00:03:38,816 --> 00:03:40,718 We about to see some real serious cutting-edge shit. 24 00:03:42,499 --> 00:03:44,097 That's what I'm talking about. 25 00:03:44,129 --> 00:03:46,062 Yo, you got any C batteries on you? AAs? 26 00:03:46,081 --> 00:03:48,551 Got that new sandwich from Sony in my backpack. 27 00:03:48,547 --> 00:03:49,781 Wi-Fi... mmm! 28 00:03:50,922 --> 00:03:53,689 Yo! You got to forget about her, dawg. 29 00:03:53,674 --> 00:03:55,607 Look look. Let me show you something. 30 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:58,162 She not even looking at you. 31 00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,961 If I could just tell her how I feel. 32 00:03:59,985 --> 00:04:01,950 Look, Rick, I already told you... 33 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:03,603 you never gonna get with Jill, all right? 34 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:05,268 Seriously, she hangs out with the popular crew, 35 00:04:05,298 --> 00:04:07,670 and nobody messes around outside their group, man. 36 00:04:07,671 --> 00:04:09,940 Come on, that crew stuff isn't real. 37 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,910 The hell it ain't. Look around, Rick. 38 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:13,732 - Look, you got your jocks... - Get the ball, man. 39 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:16,187 ...nerds, emos, 40 00:04:16,186 --> 00:04:18,391 Frodos, 41 00:04:18,398 --> 00:04:20,769 the Scarface society... 42 00:04:20,770 --> 00:04:23,394 ...the sexual predators. - Yeah. 43 00:04:23,394 --> 00:04:25,890 - Of course you got the Rick punchers. - The who? 44 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,659 - Oh! - Yeah, they new. 45 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,286 But you know what? Who cares? 46 00:04:30,344 --> 00:04:32,248 'Cause we got our own crew... me and you. 47 00:04:32,268 --> 00:04:34,066 Thanks, Trey. You're the best, man. 48 00:04:35,214 --> 00:04:36,744 - Am I in? - No. 49 00:04:36,779 --> 00:04:38,782 Come on. Hey, it's me and you, baby. 50 00:04:38,797 --> 00:04:40,366 The two of us against the world. You hear me? 51 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:41,770 You look good today. I like your hair. 52 00:04:41,811 --> 00:04:43,376 I'm gonna show you something nasty I downloaded. 53 00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:45,007 Don't tell nobody. 54 00:04:46,712 --> 00:04:48,310 Welcome to Amalgamated. 55 00:04:48,342 --> 00:04:50,276 I'm Dr. Strom, head of the research department... 56 00:04:50,294 --> 00:04:53,202 - Come on, man. - ... where we create the future today. 57 00:04:53,181 --> 00:04:56,483 And now I'd like to show you our crown jewel. 58 00:04:56,447 --> 00:04:59,447 The Amalgamated animal genetics lab. 59 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,838 Go ahead, explore. 60 00:05:03,844 --> 00:05:05,546 Yo yo. Come on, Rick. Man, check this out. 61 00:05:05,574 --> 00:05:08,878 All of our animals are genetically engineered 62 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:11,341 and each of them has... 63 00:05:11,336 --> 00:05:13,242 Oh, you're so pretty. 64 00:05:13,262 --> 00:05:16,030 Hi, birdie. 65 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:18,349 Hi. Hi. 66 00:05:19,539 --> 00:05:23,373 - She's beautiful, isn't she? - Yes, she is. 67 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,855 Uh, I'm gonna take a picture of her 68 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,504 for the school newspaper. 69 00:05:28,535 --> 00:05:30,603 Our only rules: Don't feed the animals 70 00:05:30,615 --> 00:05:33,384 and please, no flash photography. 71 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,849 Some of our genetically- engineered animals 72 00:05:36,861 --> 00:05:38,800 are a little sensitive to light. 73 00:05:41,445 --> 00:05:43,003 It flew away. 74 00:05:47,978 --> 00:05:50,310 Uh... whoo-hoo. 75 00:05:51,181 --> 00:05:53,178 What the F, loser? 76 00:05:53,194 --> 00:05:55,822 - Get him, Lance. - Come on, Lance. 77 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,993 - Leave him alone. - I don't think so. 78 00:05:58,993 --> 00:06:01,715 Is there a problem, Lance? 79 00:06:01,715 --> 00:06:05,333 No. No problem, Uncle Lou. 80 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:07,367 Mr. Landers! 81 00:06:07,382 --> 00:06:09,847 Students, this is Lou Landers, 82 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:12,890 visionary scientist and C.E.O. of Amalgamated. 83 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:15,550 Well, I'm just a businessman now. 84 00:06:15,550 --> 00:06:17,753 The future of science 85 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,793 belongs to all of you. 86 00:06:19,808 --> 00:06:22,748 Please, enjoy the tour. 87 00:06:30,253 --> 00:06:32,188 Are you okay? 88 00:06:32,206 --> 00:06:35,267 Yes, this is healthy-cough blood. 89 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:40,851 Rick Riker. You're not Blaine and Julia Riker's son, are you? 90 00:06:40,851 --> 00:06:43,763 - I am. - Ah. Good people. 91 00:06:43,763 --> 00:06:46,936 - How are they? - They died violently nine years ago. 92 00:06:46,936 --> 00:06:48,705 But otherwise okay? 93 00:06:48,730 --> 00:06:52,468 Yes, thank you. I live with my aunt and uncle now. 94 00:06:52,414 --> 00:06:55,168 Well, you seem like a real chip off the old block. 95 00:06:55,168 --> 00:06:57,434 Let's hope you're not violently murdered too. 96 00:07:03,432 --> 00:07:06,217 That's for making me look stupid. 97 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,452 Next time I hurt you. 98 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:11,361 Yeah. You the man, Lance. 99 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:16,702 Our work with these animals has helped us develop 100 00:07:16,718 --> 00:07:19,827 new antibiotics, advanced pesticides 101 00:07:19,827 --> 00:07:23,543 and a powerful new pheromone which drives animals to mate 102 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,879 called compound H2O9. 103 00:07:25,881 --> 00:07:28,377 It's a strong sexual attractant. 104 00:07:28,377 --> 00:07:31,230 A single drop is enough to arouse any animal. 105 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:34,847 We plan on using it to breed endangered species. 106 00:07:34,847 --> 00:07:38,467 A special and indeed often overlooked... 107 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:41,351 Our most-promising research 108 00:07:41,351 --> 00:07:43,484 is with these dragonflies. 109 00:07:43,494 --> 00:07:45,866 For example, this dragonfly's skin 110 00:07:45,867 --> 00:07:48,168 has a hard, armor-like exoskeleton 111 00:07:48,171 --> 00:07:49,540 to defend against... 112 00:07:49,581 --> 00:07:51,247 And this species of dragonfly 113 00:07:51,276 --> 00:07:53,476 has enormous strength for its size. 114 00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:56,940 It can lift vast amounts. 115 00:07:56,975 --> 00:07:59,180 More than it's body weight. 116 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:02,645 And here we've injected the DNA from all three species 117 00:08:02,645 --> 00:08:05,018 into seven new genetically-enhanced 118 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,785 super dragonflies. 119 00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:09,598 But there's only six in there. 120 00:08:09,598 --> 00:08:12,955 Well, one missing dragonfly is the least of my concerns. 121 00:08:12,955 --> 00:08:15,226 I lost six tigers alone last month. 122 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:22,700 This area is where we keep our livestock. 123 00:08:30,864 --> 00:08:32,962 Aren't you going to do something? 124 00:08:32,973 --> 00:08:34,605 Soon as I get this up on YouTube. 125 00:08:41,881 --> 00:08:45,816 I see. Ye... well, yes, I understand. 126 00:08:45,815 --> 00:08:47,987 Thank you for the call. 127 00:08:47,996 --> 00:08:50,427 That was the principal. 128 00:08:50,427 --> 00:08:52,666 Rick walked off a class trip. 129 00:08:52,672 --> 00:08:55,616 After all the parenting you've done, 130 00:08:55,616 --> 00:08:57,522 he's still so troubled. 131 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:59,669 Why do you think that is, Albert? 132 00:09:00,904 --> 00:09:02,603 I have no idea, Lucille. 133 00:09:02,631 --> 00:09:05,193 I have taught him everything I know about being a man. 134 00:09:05,193 --> 00:09:07,430 And a good man you are 135 00:09:07,436 --> 00:09:09,605 after all these years of marriage. 136 00:09:09,614 --> 00:09:11,113 It's like we first met. 137 00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:13,455 Sure, you're a little older. 138 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,091 Your hair's grey. 139 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,458 You have crow's feet. 140 00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:18,995 It takes you an hour to pee. 141 00:09:18,995 --> 00:09:21,166 Your thighs look like cottage cheese 142 00:09:21,175 --> 00:09:23,079 someone threw up on a hot sidewalk. 143 00:09:23,098 --> 00:09:26,762 And you've always had a tiny penis. 144 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:31,393 Well... what does it matter when you're in love? 145 00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:37,364 Oh, Rick. 146 00:09:37,364 --> 00:09:39,620 We were wondering where you were. 147 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,782 It's so late. 148 00:09:43,064 --> 00:09:46,048 About time you got home. Your aunt was getting worried. 149 00:09:46,048 --> 00:09:48,120 You can sleep late in the morning, 150 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,990 but don't forget to feed the fish. 151 00:09:51,962 --> 00:09:54,157 Attaboy. 152 00:09:55,832 --> 00:09:57,767 I don't know. 153 00:09:57,691 --> 00:09:59,667 Something just doesn't seem quite right with him today. 154 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,402 Teenagers. I'll talk to him. 155 00:10:06,384 --> 00:10:09,788 Rough day, huh? Well, I won't lie to you. 156 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,742 Puberty is a difficult time 157 00:10:11,815 --> 00:10:13,745 in a young man's life. 158 00:10:13,817 --> 00:10:16,922 Now this book may explain what's happening. 159 00:10:16,978 --> 00:10:20,548 Let's see. There are mood swings, fluid retention, 160 00:10:20,599 --> 00:10:23,766 and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina. 161 00:10:24,717 --> 00:10:26,984 This may be the wrong book. 162 00:10:27,052 --> 00:10:29,855 What's important is that you're on the verge of adulthood. 163 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:32,916 Here... take a drink. 164 00:10:32,974 --> 00:10:35,544 Ah, the rituals of manhood. 165 00:10:35,608 --> 00:10:37,278 Today you have your first beer, 166 00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:39,291 and tomorrow we'll circumcise you. 167 00:10:48,894 --> 00:10:51,756 I'm losing patience, Dr. Strom. 168 00:10:51,756 --> 00:10:53,828 Please, sir, if you could just wait a few minutes... 169 00:10:53,828 --> 00:10:55,526 I've waited long enough for this egomaniac. 170 00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:59,391 Not as valuable as mine, Mr. Carlson. 171 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:02,946 You see, I have a terminal illness. 172 00:11:02,946 --> 00:11:05,051 I've been fighting it for years, 173 00:11:05,051 --> 00:11:07,822 but the disease has ravaged my organs. 174 00:11:07,822 --> 00:11:11,419 As of this moment, I have one hour left to live. 175 00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:16,068 It was on sale. 176 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,732 Gentlemen, if you're ready, 177 00:11:19,734 --> 00:11:22,299 allow me to show you the future. 178 00:11:24,854 --> 00:11:27,181 What the hell is that? 179 00:11:27,181 --> 00:11:29,412 An innovation... thank you... 180 00:11:29,412 --> 00:11:31,344 that will not only save my life 181 00:11:31,327 --> 00:11:33,246 but the life of this company. 182 00:11:33,246 --> 00:11:36,706 For too long we've scraped out profits from pills and injections. 183 00:11:36,706 --> 00:11:39,349 The real prize is the total cure. 184 00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:42,055 A device that can alter DNA 185 00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:43,958 and restore the body to perfect health. 186 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,666 - You're crazy. - No. 187 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:50,241 Crazy is hearing voices, talking to cats, 188 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,045 dating Paula Abdul. 189 00:11:52,063 --> 00:11:55,029 I'm not crazy. I'm a visionary! 190 00:11:55,029 --> 00:11:56,935 Sir. Sir, the machine's 191 00:11:56,948 --> 00:11:59,317 never been fully tested. If something should go wrong... 192 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:01,609 - Start the machine! - Yes, sir. 193 00:12:07,355 --> 00:12:09,386 Plasma level is steady. 194 00:12:09,393 --> 00:12:11,597 Genetic modification's at optimum levels! 195 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:14,331 Sir, the core is overheating. 196 00:12:14,824 --> 00:12:17,022 We have to abort! 197 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,108 Did it work? 198 00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:27,673 I'm so sorry. 199 00:12:28,112 --> 00:12:30,151 Well, well, well. 200 00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:33,297 I want you to know what a joy it will be 201 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:35,907 running this company without you in the way. 202 00:12:38,514 --> 00:12:41,312 Let go. Let me go. 203 00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:05,171 Gentlemen, I think it's time we made some personnel changes. 204 00:13:08,345 --> 00:13:10,472 No, get away! 205 00:13:23,772 --> 00:13:26,175 Oh. How long was I asleep? 206 00:13:26,468 --> 00:13:30,064 Five days. 207 00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:39,885 Wait. Wha... 208 00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,759 Oh, Dad. 209 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:59,169 I thought you'd live forever. 210 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,726 Breakfast, Rick! 211 00:15:51,004 --> 00:15:52,904 I'll be right down! 212 00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,982 If I can have your attention. 213 00:15:59,982 --> 00:16:03,499 We are delighted to have as guest judge 214 00:16:03,499 --> 00:16:05,749 the foremost scientist in the world. 215 00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:09,045 He's a visiting professor at Empire City University 216 00:16:09,045 --> 00:16:11,703 where he's working with the rare element cerillium. 217 00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:15,301 I am so proud to welcome Dr. Stephen Hawking. 218 00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:23,622 Thank you for that warm welcome. 219 00:16:23,622 --> 00:16:26,141 I have a disease that has paralyzed me. 220 00:16:26,141 --> 00:16:30,228 I cannot walk and I use this computer to speak. 221 00:16:30,228 --> 00:16:34,760 But I am not depressed, because I have the gift of knowledge. 222 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,877 That's a lie. I think about suicide every day. 223 00:16:38,877 --> 00:16:42,069 But you should all be happy with your lives. 224 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:45,066 You can walk, talk, wipe your own asses 225 00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,871 and then there's all the sex. 226 00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:49,788 I haven't had sex in years. 227 00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:53,389 My nurse is a lesbian, and not the hot kind. 228 00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:56,938 Hey, anyone want to get high? 229 00:16:56,938 --> 00:16:59,574 I've got some hash with me. 230 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:01,642 White guy in the dreads, 231 00:17:02,236 --> 00:17:04,271 you know what I'm talking about. 232 00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:06,787 Anyone? Anyone? 233 00:17:07,684 --> 00:17:08,684 Pussies! 234 00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:24,918 Watch where you're going in slo-mo, dipshit. 235 00:17:25,193 --> 00:17:26,925 - Pfft. - Yeah. 236 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,479 Go to her, stupid. 237 00:17:32,981 --> 00:17:34,915 Tell her how you feel. 238 00:17:52,502 --> 00:17:53,696 Yow. 239 00:17:56,861 --> 00:17:58,660 Uh... he did it. 240 00:18:03,037 --> 00:18:05,481 - I'm gonna kill you. - Get him, Lance! 241 00:18:05,487 --> 00:18:07,659 - Lance, stop it. - Kick his ass, Lance! 242 00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,224 Fight fight fight! 243 00:18:19,105 --> 00:18:20,265 Damn! 244 00:18:35,977 --> 00:18:38,211 Get... get off me! 245 00:18:43,361 --> 00:18:45,361 Ow ow. 246 00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:51,120 Shit shit shit shit. 247 00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:39,640 Stop! Stop! Hey! 248 00:19:43,479 --> 00:19:45,504 Get out of the way! No brakes! 249 00:19:48,243 --> 00:19:49,586 Get out of the way! 250 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:53,356 Ma'am, look out! 251 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,274 - How did you... - I can't believe it. 252 00:20:13,314 --> 00:20:15,453 - You just saved that old lady's life. - Amazing. 253 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,508 I... I guess. If I hadn't pushed her out of the way, 254 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,002 she would've die... ah! 255 00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:32,396 You should be really proud of yourself. 256 00:20:32,889 --> 00:20:34,991 You're some kind of hero. 257 00:20:35,478 --> 00:20:36,881 If you could excuse me. 258 00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:42,822 There we go. Awfully nice of you to help me out here, Trey. 259 00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:45,692 Oh, no problem. I'm waiting on Rick, anyway, so... 260 00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:50,554 My God. 261 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,923 How did you do that? 262 00:20:52,923 --> 00:20:56,092 Uh, it's easier than it looks. 263 00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:02,244 No, I don't think so. 264 00:21:02,245 --> 00:21:04,611 Why don't you tell me what's going on? 265 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:07,801 All right. Well, there is something, okay? 266 00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:10,237 But you have to keep it a secret. 267 00:21:12,558 --> 00:21:15,876 I think I have... superpowers. 268 00:21:15,876 --> 00:21:17,875 I find that hard to believe. 269 00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:19,520 All right, all right, how about this? 270 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,079 Go ahead and throw as many punches as you want. 271 00:21:21,108 --> 00:21:23,513 I bet you 100 bucks you don't land one. 272 00:21:25,676 --> 00:21:28,037 Easy money. 273 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,399 What else can you do? 274 00:21:30,399 --> 00:21:32,632 I don't know. I... I was bitten by a dragonfly. 275 00:21:32,632 --> 00:21:36,141 Well, some dragonflies have armored skin. 276 00:21:36,141 --> 00:21:38,705 I wonder if my skin is... 277 00:21:40,038 --> 00:21:42,598 Well, good thing that worked. 278 00:21:43,453 --> 00:21:45,085 So you do have superpowers. 279 00:21:45,109 --> 00:21:47,245 We could be a team! 280 00:21:47,248 --> 00:21:49,613 We gonna get fame, money... 281 00:21:49,613 --> 00:21:52,739 - Don't forget the bitches. - There's not gonna be fame 282 00:21:52,739 --> 00:21:54,873 and there's not gonna be bitches, okay? 283 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:58,004 I didn't ask for any of this. I just wanna be like everybody else. 284 00:21:58,004 --> 00:22:00,066 That isn't what your parents wanted for you. 285 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,004 You're not my father. 286 00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,784 But I love you like your father did. 287 00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:06,639 I believe in you like your father did. 288 00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:09,813 I had sex with your mother just like your father did. 289 00:22:09,813 --> 00:22:12,747 Huh. You'll never understand me. 290 00:22:12,747 --> 00:22:16,155 Never. 291 00:22:26,719 --> 00:22:29,347 That isn't what your parents wanted for you. 292 00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:35,542 What a great performance. 293 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,273 Well, Rick, did you enjoy the opera? 294 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,368 Son, is something troubling you? 295 00:22:41,377 --> 00:22:43,412 It's so unfair. They have nothing. 296 00:22:43,642 --> 00:22:45,780 I want to change things. 297 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,214 And you will. 298 00:22:49,025 --> 00:22:50,686 One day, Rick, people will look to you to be a hero. 299 00:22:51,686 --> 00:22:54,388 When that day comes, will you be ready? 300 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,143 Give me your wallet. 301 00:22:56,155 --> 00:22:58,113 That too. 302 00:23:00,585 --> 00:23:02,940 Blaine's voice: People will look to you to be a hero. 303 00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:05,899 When that day comes, will you be ready? 304 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:09,421 Rick! 305 00:23:22,187 --> 00:23:24,056 Rick, please! 306 00:23:33,556 --> 00:23:37,359 - Dad! - Oh, Rick, I'm dying. 307 00:23:37,536 --> 00:23:39,102 - No! - Don't worry. 308 00:23:39,235 --> 00:23:40,701 My brother Albert will take you in. 309 00:23:40,832 --> 00:23:44,207 Rick, the money, it's all yours now. 310 00:23:44,376 --> 00:23:47,544 Sell all shares of a small company called Google. 311 00:23:47,708 --> 00:23:51,643 It's worthless. Invest heavily in Enron. 312 00:23:51,823 --> 00:23:54,731 Rick, I have something for you. 313 00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:57,821 Reach into my coat pocket. 314 00:23:57,981 --> 00:24:01,047 The other coat pocket. 315 00:24:01,549 --> 00:24:02,675 God! 316 00:24:04,392 --> 00:24:06,327 That ring was my father's 317 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,562 and his father's before him. 318 00:24:08,589 --> 00:24:11,056 Earn it, Rick. Be a hero. 319 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,014 Claim your... 320 00:24:16,345 --> 00:24:18,308 destiny. 321 00:24:18,342 --> 00:24:19,838 Dad! 322 00:24:24,358 --> 00:24:26,191 I'm no superhero. 323 00:24:26,245 --> 00:24:28,846 I'm nobody! 324 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:49,477 - Are you okay? - What, you heard that? 325 00:24:49,558 --> 00:24:52,759 You're nothing but an ugly, ungrateful little whore! 326 00:24:52,838 --> 00:24:54,973 Just like your mother! 327 00:24:55,059 --> 00:24:57,009 - Who was that? - My mother. 328 00:24:57,009 --> 00:25:00,143 Listen, about what happened at school this morning, I... 329 00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:01,372 You really freaked us out. 330 00:25:01,442 --> 00:25:03,346 I'm really going through a tough time right now. 331 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,602 Me too. My parents, they want me to go to college, 332 00:25:06,626 --> 00:25:09,261 but I want to be a dancer. 333 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,833 I believe in you. 334 00:25:10,896 --> 00:25:13,499 You really do, don't you? 335 00:25:13,537 --> 00:25:16,072 I wish I could say the same for Lance. 336 00:25:16,112 --> 00:25:17,816 I don't know. Is he the right one 337 00:25:17,874 --> 00:25:20,476 or am I just dating him to rebel against my father? 338 00:25:20,874 --> 00:25:22,819 He doesn't want any boy near me. 339 00:25:22,819 --> 00:25:24,735 That's why he installed the electrified fence. 340 00:25:24,736 --> 00:25:27,353 Well, we'll see. You can't run from your destiny. 341 00:25:27,353 --> 00:25:29,348 - Right? - Right. 342 00:25:29,657 --> 00:25:34,358 - Jill, let's go! - Nice car. 343 00:25:34,537 --> 00:25:38,237 Maybe one day you could take me for a ride in your car. 344 00:25:39,818 --> 00:25:41,308 Uh... 345 00:25:43,599 --> 00:25:45,697 Uh, yeah. 346 00:25:45,842 --> 00:25:47,713 Yeah, definitely. 347 00:25:54,405 --> 00:25:56,171 Oh. Lovebirds. 348 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,807 Rick, this is Professor Xavier. 349 00:26:23,928 --> 00:26:27,529 Your powers are growing, but you can't control it. 350 00:26:27,661 --> 00:26:30,230 It's important that you... 351 00:26:30,352 --> 00:26:33,985 become a hero... train yourself to fly... 352 00:26:35,571 --> 00:26:37,771 ...in your ass because... 353 00:26:37,891 --> 00:26:40,357 ...squatting on a glass table... 354 00:26:40,478 --> 00:26:43,881 ...two girls... one cup... 355 00:26:44,011 --> 00:26:46,316 You know what to do. 356 00:26:55,995 --> 00:26:59,696 - This shouldn't take long. - Well, I'll be waiting right here. 357 00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:03,192 I've reviewed your request for a loan, Mr. Riker, 358 00:27:03,210 --> 00:27:05,583 but with no job, no credit history, 359 00:27:05,588 --> 00:27:07,721 I'm afraid I have to say no. 360 00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:09,172 But what about this? 361 00:27:10,145 --> 00:27:12,272 That was last month. 362 00:27:13,225 --> 00:27:15,256 This new promotion's proving quite popular. 363 00:27:15,274 --> 00:27:17,113 Look, I need to buy a car. 364 00:27:17,139 --> 00:27:20,084 Frankly, Mr. Riker, you're the worst applicant we've ever had. 365 00:27:20,086 --> 00:27:22,822 Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson. 366 00:27:24,039 --> 00:27:28,207 This is a good boy. There must be something I could do. 367 00:27:28,207 --> 00:27:29,740 Ma'am... 368 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:32,793 rubbing my crotch under the desk won't change my mind. 369 00:27:32,793 --> 00:27:34,664 I'm not rubbing your crotch. 370 00:27:35,910 --> 00:27:37,812 I really need that car. 371 00:27:37,835 --> 00:27:39,636 I don't see how that's my problem. 372 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:42,300 This is a robbery! Nobody move! 373 00:27:42,303 --> 00:27:44,392 Everybody stay down! Stay down! 374 00:27:44,392 --> 00:27:45,735 - Get down. - Come on, Lady! Hurry it up! 375 00:27:45,735 --> 00:27:48,535 - Oh. - Come on, move it! 376 00:27:51,518 --> 00:27:54,170 Oh, hey, I made the same mistake before when I came in. 377 00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:55,628 Thanks. 378 00:27:57,210 --> 00:28:00,154 You idiot! You let him get away with our money! 379 00:28:00,154 --> 00:28:03,060 I don't see how that's my problem. 380 00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:14,515 Let me through. Let me through. 381 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:22,045 Oh, thank God. I thought something terrible had happened. 382 00:28:22,045 --> 00:28:24,711 Well, an old guy did get shot over there. 383 00:28:28,525 --> 00:28:31,655 Uncle Albert! Just try to breathe. 384 00:28:31,659 --> 00:28:35,209 I can't. You're kneeling on my balls. 385 00:28:35,209 --> 00:28:36,709 Oh, sorry. 386 00:28:36,729 --> 00:28:39,045 Rick, listen. 387 00:28:39,045 --> 00:28:42,432 With great power comes... 388 00:28:42,434 --> 00:28:43,840 Great responsibility? 389 00:28:43,864 --> 00:28:45,885 I was gonna stick with bitches, 390 00:28:45,888 --> 00:28:47,794 but if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life... 391 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,359 Uncle Albert! 392 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,472 My balls! 393 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,236 Oh, God. Mr. Landers! 394 00:29:23,599 --> 00:29:24,827 Oh no. 395 00:29:25,717 --> 00:29:28,033 Okay. 396 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:30,529 Hide the body. Yeah. 397 00:29:36,368 --> 00:29:39,132 Get in! Yah! Yah! 398 00:29:44,557 --> 00:29:47,856 Okay, I come back. 399 00:30:02,646 --> 00:30:04,514 Jill? 400 00:30:05,257 --> 00:30:06,857 I came as soon as I heard. 401 00:30:07,143 --> 00:30:09,948 - This is all my fault. - Rick, it was an armed robbery. 402 00:30:09,966 --> 00:30:11,933 There was nothing you could've done. 403 00:30:11,991 --> 00:30:13,700 I could've stopped that guy before he shot my uncle. 404 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,040 - Rick Riker? - Yes? 405 00:30:16,286 --> 00:30:17,930 Dr. Whitby. What brought you here today? 406 00:30:18,122 --> 00:30:19,430 - My uncle. - Your uncle brought you? 407 00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:22,280 - No, he's gravely injured. - Well, then he shouldn't be driving. 408 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:25,139 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to perform a breast exam. 409 00:30:25,835 --> 00:30:28,040 Doctor, please. Is my uncle gonna survive? 410 00:30:28,612 --> 00:30:31,316 Well, I'm not a betting man, but if you want to put some money on it, 411 00:30:31,677 --> 00:30:33,510 - I'll take "dead in a week." - Oh my God! 412 00:30:33,573 --> 00:30:35,119 No, it's all right. It's a normal emotional reaction, 413 00:30:35,119 --> 00:30:37,186 but this should take the edge off of it. 414 00:30:37,941 --> 00:30:40,043 Here we go. Nice and easy. 415 00:30:40,809 --> 00:30:42,983 - That's your vein. - Yes, I know. 416 00:30:43,733 --> 00:30:45,861 First my parents and now this? 417 00:30:46,831 --> 00:30:48,395 I'm nothing but a screw-up. 418 00:30:48,475 --> 00:30:50,910 Yes, your life has been a testament to that. 419 00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:53,685 But your uncle believed in you and so do I. 420 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:57,018 It's never too late to become the person you're meant to be. 421 00:31:02,606 --> 00:31:04,364 Rick. 422 00:31:05,926 --> 00:31:07,985 Rick. 423 00:31:11,626 --> 00:31:12,656 Hello, Rick. 424 00:31:12,762 --> 00:31:15,197 Who are you and how do you know my name? 425 00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:17,516 - I'm a psychic. - Prove it. 426 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:21,399 Think of any number between one and a million 427 00:31:21,518 --> 00:31:23,249 and I'll tell you what it is. 428 00:31:24,303 --> 00:31:26,171 - Nine. - Not out loud, dumbass! 429 00:31:26,281 --> 00:31:28,780 Follow me... 430 00:31:30,137 --> 00:31:32,072 My name is Professor Xavier, 431 00:31:32,313 --> 00:31:34,181 and this is my school. 432 00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:36,049 I started it to help people 433 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:38,474 with special talents like yours. 434 00:31:38,694 --> 00:31:41,553 Our students here learn to harness their incredible talents. 435 00:31:41,553 --> 00:31:44,512 and use them to advance the common good. 436 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:52,179 Here we have children who can walk through walls. 437 00:31:52,179 --> 00:31:54,712 We have children who think they can walk through walls. 438 00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:57,861 Some faces may be familiar, 439 00:31:57,861 --> 00:32:00,525 like Wolverine. 440 00:32:00,525 --> 00:32:02,991 Other mutants you probably didn't know existed, 441 00:32:02,994 --> 00:32:05,464 like Sneezo. 442 00:32:05,467 --> 00:32:08,264 Most of our students are born with their powers. 443 00:32:08,264 --> 00:32:11,432 Some, like you, gain them later in life. 444 00:32:11,951 --> 00:32:13,896 - Oh, is that... - Yes, it is. 445 00:32:13,896 --> 00:32:15,904 When he came to this school, 446 00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:17,609 he weighed 130 Ibs. 447 00:32:17,609 --> 00:32:19,896 Take enough roids, you could do anything. 448 00:32:20,896 --> 00:32:23,330 Back up off those pills, Barry! 449 00:32:28,528 --> 00:32:31,627 - Why have you brought me here? - Because you have the potential 450 00:32:31,774 --> 00:32:34,314 - to be the best. - But I can't even fly. 451 00:32:34,358 --> 00:32:36,324 Once you understand the true nature of heroism, 452 00:32:36,463 --> 00:32:38,936 you will fly. But first I must teach you 453 00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:41,012 the secret to becoming a superhero. 454 00:32:41,490 --> 00:32:43,983 Hey, Storm! You look like you putting on a little weight. 455 00:32:48,477 --> 00:32:50,575 So, Professor, about this secret... 456 00:32:50,616 --> 00:32:52,050 - Well, you see... - Xavier! 457 00:32:52,109 --> 00:32:55,349 - Aw, shit. - Well? 458 00:32:55,359 --> 00:32:57,460 You wanna explain why I found her hiding in your closet? 459 00:32:57,501 --> 00:32:59,064 But, pumpkin, I don't see nobody. 460 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,333 - Oh, you don't? - Ow! 461 00:33:01,428 --> 00:33:03,028 Invisible Girl? 462 00:33:03,124 --> 00:33:05,395 Apparently not invisible enough. 463 00:33:05,490 --> 00:33:06,736 If you knew how to take care of your man, 464 00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:07,857 maybe this wouldn't have happened. 465 00:33:07,954 --> 00:33:09,884 - No, she didn't. - Oh, this bitch is crazy. 466 00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:11,820 I'm gonna have to whip your ass. 467 00:33:11,886 --> 00:33:13,217 - You don't say no disrespectful... - What are you gonna do, baldy? 468 00:33:13,554 --> 00:33:15,394 I'm everywhere, sweet cheeks. 469 00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:20,321 - That all you got? - Yeah! 470 00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:23,207 Now what? Now how about that, Invisi-bitch? 471 00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:25,428 Yeah, whatever. I'm out of here. 472 00:33:25,697 --> 00:33:28,834 How could you do this to me? To your kids? 473 00:33:28,834 --> 00:33:31,070 To your newborn baby? 474 00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:32,831 How do I know that baby's even mine? 475 00:33:32,874 --> 00:33:35,275 Because he can do this. 476 00:33:35,325 --> 00:33:36,663 Shit! 477 00:33:38,676 --> 00:33:40,279 Aw, man. 478 00:33:40,305 --> 00:33:43,116 Now I'm never gonna know the secret to becoming a superhero. 479 00:33:43,116 --> 00:33:46,075 You wanna know the secret? Come close. 480 00:33:48,797 --> 00:33:50,861 Make a costume, shithead! 481 00:33:50,867 --> 00:33:54,239 I swear to God. They get dumber and dumber every year. 482 00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,375 A costume. 483 00:34:28,617 --> 00:34:32,280 Rick, you, uh... 484 00:34:33,275 --> 00:34:34,799 Oh my God. 485 00:34:35,559 --> 00:34:37,235 Damn! 486 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,810 Dude, you're like a real superhero, man! 487 00:34:39,825 --> 00:34:41,837 I love the mask. 488 00:34:41,837 --> 00:34:43,001 How you breathe in it though? 489 00:34:44,936 --> 00:34:46,976 What's that sound? 490 00:34:46,976 --> 00:34:49,593 You put some kind of air intake in the mask. 491 00:34:49,593 --> 00:34:51,396 Boy, you better... now I'm assuming 492 00:34:51,397 --> 00:34:53,830 that the material is see-through, right? 493 00:34:53,858 --> 00:34:55,929 Yeah, dude, I'ma tell you something. Rick, this is good. 494 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:59,193 I'm impressed. Like really impressed. 495 00:35:09,446 --> 00:35:11,578 Hey, that's my spot. 496 00:35:11,635 --> 00:35:13,641 You're sitting on my gargoyle. Move it. 497 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,936 - Excuse me? - What are you even doing here? 498 00:35:15,937 --> 00:35:17,430 I'm looking seriously out over the city 499 00:35:17,430 --> 00:35:18,977 Well, that's what I do here. So if you're not moving, 500 00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:21,073 I guess we're gonna have to share. 501 00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:22,180 Uh, okay, fine. 502 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,365 - Uh, I can't perch like this. - God, me neither. 503 00:35:28,489 --> 00:35:30,491 - What's your name? - John Storm. 504 00:35:30,609 --> 00:35:33,016 Dragonfly. So what's your power? 505 00:35:33,139 --> 00:35:35,472 What's my power? Stand back. 506 00:35:37,481 --> 00:35:40,479 - Flame on! - Whoa! 507 00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:43,778 Huh? 508 00:35:43,826 --> 00:35:46,530 I'm on fire! 509 00:35:46,538 --> 00:35:48,774 Get a blanket or something! Holy shit! 510 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,117 It's not working! Get the fire extinguisher! 511 00:35:52,197 --> 00:35:53,429 Ah! No! Ah! 512 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:55,744 God! You idiot, stop! 513 00:35:55,866 --> 00:35:57,803 What's wrong with you? 514 00:36:07,829 --> 00:36:10,093 Sorry, my bad. 515 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:19,374 Rick, once you understand the true nature of heroism, 516 00:36:19,487 --> 00:36:21,424 you will fly. 517 00:36:24,477 --> 00:36:27,275 Shit. 518 00:36:44,357 --> 00:36:48,660 This Dragonfly, he's not even a hero. 519 00:36:48,608 --> 00:36:51,704 He's not... I have... I have... I have just a... I have... 520 00:36:52,926 --> 00:36:55,895 He can't... he can't even fly. 521 00:36:57,468 --> 00:36:59,459 The Dragonfly can't even fly! 522 00:37:02,847 --> 00:37:05,315 I can fly, okay? 523 00:37:06,197 --> 00:37:08,099 I can fly. 524 00:37:08,174 --> 00:37:09,772 This just in: 525 00:37:09,910 --> 00:37:12,445 Tom Cruise is dead. 526 00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:14,530 Strom, do you have my test results? 527 00:37:15,037 --> 00:37:17,937 I'm afraid you have to kill each day 528 00:37:17,965 --> 00:37:19,838 to live each day. 529 00:37:20,511 --> 00:37:22,486 unless you had some cerillium. 530 00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:24,961 Take a look. 531 00:37:24,969 --> 00:37:26,472 Hawking's lab is in the physics building. 532 00:37:26,529 --> 00:37:27,832 I could just walk right in. 533 00:37:27,943 --> 00:37:29,446 You're going to steal cerillium? 534 00:37:30,430 --> 00:37:32,016 No, not me. 535 00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:33,430 But perhaps there's someone inside me. 536 00:37:33,430 --> 00:37:36,436 Someone who will, at any cost, survive! 537 00:37:39,777 --> 00:37:42,013 Oh, glass in my eye. Glass in my eye! 538 00:37:42,165 --> 00:37:45,132 - Does it hurt? - Uh, yeah, it hurts. 539 00:37:45,301 --> 00:37:48,772 Well, if you could spread... spread them with your fingers. 540 00:37:48,952 --> 00:37:50,858 Push your lids with your fingers. 541 00:37:51,003 --> 00:37:52,804 - Two... two... two fingers. - Are your fingers clean? 542 00:37:52,947 --> 00:37:55,047 That's it. And roll your eyeball around. 543 00:37:55,622 --> 00:37:57,291 - And push it. - I'm rolling it! 544 00:37:57,471 --> 00:37:59,708 Dig it out with another piece of glass. 545 00:37:59,914 --> 00:38:01,547 Are you fricking insane? 546 00:38:01,726 --> 00:38:03,721 I'll get the tweezers. 547 00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:06,237 Read about the Dragonfly, world's greatest hero. 548 00:38:06,373 --> 00:38:07,939 - Right here? - Right here, yup. 549 00:38:08,064 --> 00:38:09,525 Read all about it. 550 00:38:20,711 --> 00:38:22,978 No, you listen to me! 551 00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:25,582 I want that story on my desk or you're fired! 552 00:38:25,610 --> 00:38:26,711 Who the hell are you? 553 00:38:26,778 --> 00:38:28,779 I was wondering if you've got a job opening for... 554 00:38:28,822 --> 00:38:32,129 Job?! How dare you come in here and ask me for a job? 555 00:38:32,137 --> 00:38:35,041 I'm the editor in chief! I know the mayor of Venus! 556 00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:37,192 Hamburgers can see the future! 557 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:38,699 - Rosie O'Donnell... - Sorry about this. 558 00:38:38,756 --> 00:38:40,629 We share the building with a mental hospital. 559 00:38:40,676 --> 00:38:43,512 Bad news, boss. We're nowhere on those Dragonfly photos. 560 00:38:43,532 --> 00:38:45,733 Damn. Those were tomorrow's lead. 561 00:38:45,771 --> 00:38:47,867 What about these? 562 00:38:51,033 --> 00:38:55,236 Wow! it's almost like you're the Dragonfly. 563 00:38:55,317 --> 00:38:56,883 Uh, no no no. See? 564 00:38:56,938 --> 00:38:59,310 Look. 565 00:38:59,343 --> 00:39:01,178 Now that's photography. 566 00:39:01,225 --> 00:39:03,858 Just heard on the scanner, some kind of police standoff at Empire University. 567 00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:06,757 We'll need photos. Kid, I want you to... 568 00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:08,678 Where'd he go? 569 00:39:14,368 --> 00:39:16,700 Come on, let's go! 570 00:39:22,442 --> 00:39:25,078 This is the chief of police. We have the building surrounded. 571 00:39:25,104 --> 00:39:26,766 Come out with your hands up. 572 00:39:30,058 --> 00:39:32,458 What the hell is that? 573 00:39:45,189 --> 00:39:47,923 I am the Hourglass. 574 00:39:48,073 --> 00:39:51,068 And your time is up. 575 00:40:06,981 --> 00:40:08,445 It's useless to resist. 576 00:40:09,353 --> 00:40:11,116 I'll fight you to my last breath. 577 00:40:11,116 --> 00:40:14,720 Like the sands of time I am unceasing and relentless. 578 00:40:14,728 --> 00:40:16,464 Evil never triumphs, Hourglass. 579 00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:19,155 You'll pay for your crimes and justice will be... 580 00:40:19,235 --> 00:40:21,231 stop! Stop! 581 00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,173 Stop! 582 00:40:23,950 --> 00:40:25,689 Are you okay? 583 00:40:25,743 --> 00:40:28,839 No. 584 00:40:32,358 --> 00:40:34,060 Titanium blades. 585 00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:35,492 They cut through diamonds. 586 00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:37,994 I'm not wearing any diamonds. 587 00:40:45,954 --> 00:40:48,756 I wish I could stay longer, Dragonfly. 588 00:40:48,827 --> 00:40:52,130 But I just don't have the time. 589 00:40:57,685 --> 00:41:00,988 Titanium blades. Looks like someone found your weakness. 590 00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:02,502 It's not my weakness. 591 00:41:02,536 --> 00:41:05,670 I'm sorry, I forgot. Your weakness is you can't fly. 592 00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:06,973 Maybe if you had a partner. 593 00:41:07,013 --> 00:41:08,243 I don't need help. 594 00:41:12,465 --> 00:41:15,532 I'm fine all by myself. 595 00:41:15,563 --> 00:41:17,400 She means a lot to you, doesn't she? 596 00:41:17,401 --> 00:41:19,602 What? Oh, no. 597 00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:22,154 I mean, she's with someone else. 598 00:41:22,163 --> 00:41:23,846 Well, maybe that's for the best. 599 00:41:23,855 --> 00:41:25,571 After all, it could be dangerous, 600 00:41:25,579 --> 00:41:27,898 you know, being the girlfriend of the Dragonfly. 601 00:41:27,898 --> 00:41:29,835 I don't know what to do, Aunt Lucille. 602 00:41:29,836 --> 00:41:31,746 - I love her. - So be it. 603 00:41:31,746 --> 00:41:33,566 But remember, to get to you 604 00:41:33,568 --> 00:41:36,969 your enemies will attack the people you care for the most. 605 00:41:37,042 --> 00:41:40,812 Be careful not to hurt the ones you love. 606 00:41:43,477 --> 00:41:47,012 Whoever this Dragonfly is, he's in over his head. 607 00:41:47,012 --> 00:41:49,013 We don't need so-called superheroes. 608 00:41:49,041 --> 00:41:51,131 What Empire City needs is more cops. 609 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:53,003 And a Hooters. 610 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,753 Jill! 611 00:42:03,816 --> 00:42:05,141 Rick? 612 00:42:05,149 --> 00:42:07,155 I heard you were auditioning for a part so... 613 00:42:07,161 --> 00:42:08,966 Oh, they're beautiful. 614 00:42:09,023 --> 00:42:11,154 God, you are so supportive. 615 00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:14,099 Why can't Lance be more like you? 616 00:42:16,648 --> 00:42:19,210 There's something you're not telling me, isn't there? 617 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:20,548 Something secret. 618 00:42:20,592 --> 00:42:23,294 Something locked away deep inside. 619 00:42:23,964 --> 00:42:27,058 Well, there is... 620 00:42:28,256 --> 00:42:31,020 Lucille's voice: Keep your identity a secret, Rick. 621 00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:35,716 Dude, you're like a real superhero, man! 622 00:42:35,785 --> 00:42:39,089 Once a month you'll bleed from you vagina. 623 00:42:41,449 --> 00:42:43,148 I... 624 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,776 nothing. 625 00:42:47,076 --> 00:42:49,977 Nothing? 626 00:42:52,811 --> 00:42:54,608 Well, I should go. 627 00:42:55,472 --> 00:42:56,940 You're a good friend. 628 00:43:01,001 --> 00:43:04,067 Hey, check this out. 629 00:43:04,385 --> 00:43:06,220 Oh, shit. 630 00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:10,111 - Let's go. - Get her. 631 00:43:49,922 --> 00:43:52,156 Oh God, it hurts. It hurts. 632 00:43:53,122 --> 00:43:55,685 Please stop! I'm begging you! 633 00:44:09,613 --> 00:44:12,231 Wait! 634 00:44:12,237 --> 00:44:15,229 - Where are you? - Behind you. 635 00:44:17,465 --> 00:44:19,462 You saved my life. 636 00:44:20,362 --> 00:44:22,700 Do I get to thank you? 637 00:45:03,504 --> 00:45:05,318 Go. Be a hero. 638 00:45:32,935 --> 00:45:34,439 It looks like you're planning a mass murder. 639 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,435 Would you like help? 640 00:45:54,486 --> 00:45:57,654 I'm so happy that you and your boyfriend 641 00:45:57,699 --> 00:45:59,631 are spending Thanksgiving with us. 642 00:45:59,637 --> 00:46:01,511 Of course, Lucille. 643 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,355 You need support at a time like this. 644 00:46:03,365 --> 00:46:06,731 Yes, I miss seeing my Albert each morning. 645 00:46:06,767 --> 00:46:09,030 You know, 50 years of marriage 646 00:46:09,030 --> 00:46:10,899 creates quite a bond. 647 00:46:10,908 --> 00:46:12,641 I wish I knew love like that. 648 00:46:12,657 --> 00:46:14,325 Oh, you will, dear. 649 00:46:14,343 --> 00:46:16,949 You just have to follow your heart. 650 00:46:16,953 --> 00:46:19,557 That's the thing. I don't know if I can. 651 00:46:19,627 --> 00:46:21,261 Oh, Jill. 652 00:46:21,281 --> 00:46:24,650 If you can't trust yourself who can you trust? 653 00:46:24,685 --> 00:46:26,355 I know. 654 00:46:26,374 --> 00:46:28,307 But what if my heart is telling me to be with someone 655 00:46:28,313 --> 00:46:29,618 I can't be with? 656 00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:31,354 It's not just any guy. It's the... 657 00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:33,597 forget it. You'll think I'm crazy. 658 00:46:33,599 --> 00:46:35,098 No, of course not. 659 00:46:35,124 --> 00:46:37,030 You can tell me anything. 660 00:46:37,038 --> 00:46:39,036 I'm very good at keeping secrets. 661 00:46:39,039 --> 00:46:41,475 You'll think it's ridiculous, but... 662 00:46:41,475 --> 00:46:43,280 it's the Drag... 663 00:46:43,330 --> 00:46:44,389 - I'll get it. - Thank you. 664 00:46:47,209 --> 00:46:50,111 Hey, babe. 665 00:46:50,130 --> 00:46:53,264 Oh, I forgot to tell you I kinda invited my uncle. 666 00:46:53,278 --> 00:46:55,482 - Your uncle? - What? Set another plate. 667 00:46:55,993 --> 00:46:57,430 Well, okay. I guess. 668 00:46:57,553 --> 00:47:00,952 Miss Johnson. Please, excuse my nephew's poor manners. 669 00:47:00,968 --> 00:47:03,938 - Thank you. - Mrs. Adams, I'm Lou Landers. 670 00:47:03,965 --> 00:47:05,934 I hope this isn't too much of an imposition. 671 00:47:05,985 --> 00:47:08,792 Oh, of course not. There's always room for one more. 672 00:47:08,822 --> 00:47:10,055 Thank you. 673 00:47:10,123 --> 00:47:12,157 It's just Thanksgiving is for family. 674 00:47:12,206 --> 00:47:14,078 Lance is the only family I have. 675 00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:16,000 - I never married. - Fruitcake? 676 00:47:16,053 --> 00:47:18,321 Nope, just never met the right woman. 677 00:47:18,829 --> 00:47:22,579 Ah, yes, Lance told me Rick Riker was your neighbor. 678 00:47:22,588 --> 00:47:24,251 Where is Rick? 679 00:47:27,915 --> 00:47:29,847 That's odd. 680 00:47:29,895 --> 00:47:32,231 I thought he was out. I'll go check on him. 681 00:47:32,254 --> 00:47:34,224 Please, you're busy. Allow me. 682 00:47:34,262 --> 00:47:36,758 Thank you. Upstairs, second door to the right. 683 00:47:52,615 --> 00:47:54,446 Rick? 684 00:49:31,237 --> 00:49:33,735 Sorry I'm late. 685 00:49:33,736 --> 00:49:36,107 Oh, Mr. Landers. 686 00:49:36,298 --> 00:49:37,932 Rick. 687 00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:39,605 No, you're just on time. 688 00:49:39,693 --> 00:49:41,625 Everybody, take your seat. 689 00:49:44,685 --> 00:49:46,321 Not till we say grace. 690 00:49:46,369 --> 00:49:47,769 Jesus! 691 00:49:47,857 --> 00:49:49,225 Amen. 692 00:49:49,985 --> 00:49:51,583 Please start, everyone. 693 00:49:51,748 --> 00:49:53,620 This all looks so delicious, Lucille. 694 00:49:53,796 --> 00:49:56,632 We have Rick to thank for it. 695 00:49:56,844 --> 00:49:59,376 Ever since Albert... 696 00:49:59,577 --> 00:50:02,682 Rick has been supporting me with his new job. 697 00:50:02,905 --> 00:50:05,108 New job? You didn't tell me. 698 00:50:05,296 --> 00:50:09,258 Oh well, I'm sort of the Dragonfly's unofficial photographer. 699 00:50:12,169 --> 00:50:13,796 What happened to your arm? 700 00:50:15,184 --> 00:50:16,852 Uh... 701 00:50:16,945 --> 00:50:19,404 a bike messenger knocked me down. 702 00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:22,833 I see your wrist is bandaged. 703 00:50:22,837 --> 00:50:25,643 Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee. 704 00:50:25,644 --> 00:50:27,446 And you have a cut on your lip. 705 00:50:27,513 --> 00:50:29,342 Uh... 706 00:50:29,351 --> 00:50:32,014 my crackpipe broke. 707 00:50:33,215 --> 00:50:35,483 You have a scratch on your neck. 708 00:50:35,519 --> 00:50:37,755 Yes, I... 709 00:50:37,793 --> 00:50:40,528 met a girl on Craigslist. 710 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,400 And you have a bruise on your neck. 711 00:50:42,401 --> 00:50:44,273 I... 712 00:50:44,242 --> 00:50:46,507 met a guy on Craigslist. 713 00:50:49,837 --> 00:50:52,334 I'm sorry, Lance. We have to go. 714 00:50:52,336 --> 00:50:54,772 - Why? - I... 715 00:50:54,777 --> 00:50:56,740 shat my pants. 716 00:50:58,225 --> 00:51:00,090 I'll drive. 717 00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:15,552 - Thanks for helping clean up. - Of course. 718 00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:18,576 Poor thing's so tired. 719 00:51:18,593 --> 00:51:21,196 Yeah, well, you know old folks after a big meal. 720 00:51:21,214 --> 00:51:24,086 So... you know the Dragonfly? 721 00:51:24,095 --> 00:51:25,795 Uh... 722 00:51:25,841 --> 00:51:27,442 yeah, I guess. 723 00:51:27,490 --> 00:51:29,693 You could sorta say we're close. 724 00:51:29,723 --> 00:51:33,023 Has he... has he ever asked about me? 725 00:51:33,024 --> 00:51:34,955 Um, yeah. 726 00:51:34,994 --> 00:51:37,434 - Yeah, once. - What did you tell him? 727 00:51:38,817 --> 00:51:40,650 Well, I said... 728 00:51:40,691 --> 00:51:41,751 I told him... 729 00:51:42,763 --> 00:51:45,598 I told him, "The thing about Jill is... 730 00:51:45,609 --> 00:51:49,035 when you look in her eyes and she looks back in yours... 731 00:51:52,105 --> 00:51:53,760 you know that you'd do anything 732 00:51:53,763 --> 00:51:56,232 anything to be a better person than you are. 733 00:51:56,270 --> 00:51:57,833 So that... 734 00:51:59,566 --> 00:52:02,564 if you were ever lucky enough to be with her, 735 00:52:03,257 --> 00:52:06,254 you could earn every second of her perfect... 736 00:52:11,769 --> 00:52:14,863 grace, and her limitless beauty... 737 00:52:19,353 --> 00:52:21,344 and her unending love. 738 00:52:23,585 --> 00:52:25,048 - Don't cry. - I'm not. 739 00:52:25,593 --> 00:52:27,465 My eyes are burning. 740 00:52:28,634 --> 00:52:30,133 Rick, I want you to know 741 00:52:30,146 --> 00:52:31,778 that was the most beautiful thing 742 00:52:31,853 --> 00:52:33,656 anyone's ever said to me. 743 00:52:39,509 --> 00:52:42,103 - Scented candle? - Thank you. 744 00:52:43,481 --> 00:52:46,939 Rick, I'm so confused, and yet... 745 00:52:48,445 --> 00:52:50,777 I know exactly what I want. 746 00:53:08,896 --> 00:53:11,596 Sorry to drop in uninvited. 747 00:53:11,606 --> 00:53:14,706 It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. 748 00:53:14,706 --> 00:53:17,111 It was getting stuffy in here. 749 00:53:17,131 --> 00:53:20,583 So this is the lair of the Dragonfly. 750 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:23,424 - How did you... - No no no, 751 00:53:23,429 --> 00:53:25,449 I'm not here to fight you. I've got... 752 00:53:25,481 --> 00:53:27,665 thousands of other people I plan to kill. 753 00:53:27,692 --> 00:53:30,760 This little visit is just to show you 754 00:53:30,855 --> 00:53:34,303 who'll get hurt if you get in my way. 755 00:53:34,309 --> 00:53:36,248 Never! 756 00:53:46,786 --> 00:53:50,085 Time to go. 757 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,656 The woman, Lucille Adams of East Empire City, 758 00:53:57,663 --> 00:53:59,963 - was badly injured. - How was she injured? 759 00:53:59,976 --> 00:54:01,744 - Badly. - What about the Dragonfly? 760 00:54:01,747 --> 00:54:03,672 All I can tell you is this: 761 00:54:03,673 --> 00:54:05,879 he didn't save anyone tonight. 762 00:54:06,304 --> 00:54:08,645 Doctor, how is she? 763 00:54:08,652 --> 00:54:10,991 I'm afraid your aunt's taken a turn for the worse. 764 00:54:10,999 --> 00:54:13,932 She can't speak, she can't walk, she had no control over her bowels. 765 00:54:13,976 --> 00:54:15,280 That's... that's awful. 766 00:54:15,311 --> 00:54:17,643 I know. I went ahead and set up a MySpace page for her 767 00:54:17,717 --> 00:54:20,190 under "crazy shit machine." 768 00:54:20,191 --> 00:54:21,760 She already has 40 friends. 769 00:54:21,777 --> 00:54:23,998 Wait a minute. That's somebody else's aunt. 770 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:26,181 Your aunt has no problem with her bowels... 771 00:54:26,186 --> 00:54:28,056 - Oh, thank God. - ...because she's dead. 772 00:54:28,059 --> 00:54:31,101 I'm truly sorry, Rick, but there is a silver lining. 773 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,354 Your uncle came out of his coma this morning. 774 00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:34,520 He did? 775 00:54:34,557 --> 00:54:37,441 Yes, but you mustn't tell him about your aunt just yet. 776 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:40,299 He's in a delicate mental state. The slightest bit of bad news 777 00:54:40,299 --> 00:54:42,833 could send him spiraling right back into a coma. 778 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,600 I understand. 779 00:54:46,797 --> 00:54:49,164 Mr. Adams, you have a visitor. 780 00:54:49,164 --> 00:54:52,136 - Is it Lucille? - No, sir, it's not your dead wife. 781 00:54:52,136 --> 00:54:53,873 It's your nephew Rick. 782 00:54:53,898 --> 00:54:56,032 Remember, no bad news. 783 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,826 Now, sir, here you go. This is my bill. 784 00:54:58,826 --> 00:55:02,214 - You did surgery on me? - Yes, sir, we confused you 785 00:55:02,214 --> 00:55:04,020 with one of our sex-change patients, 786 00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:06,276 but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. 787 00:55:06,281 --> 00:55:08,070 We did cut your testicles off, but, well, 788 00:55:08,092 --> 00:55:09,074 since your wife's dead, 789 00:55:09,129 --> 00:55:10,660 you won't be needing them anyway. 790 00:55:10,693 --> 00:55:12,431 You just want to keep his spirits up. 791 00:55:12,456 --> 00:55:14,552 He'll land on his feet in no time. 792 00:55:16,373 --> 00:55:19,406 We are gathered today to say goodbye 793 00:55:19,418 --> 00:55:22,153 - to Lucille Adams. - Goodbye! 794 00:55:22,155 --> 00:55:24,756 And now the eulogy. 795 00:55:25,056 --> 00:55:26,961 It's tragic to think this is the last time 796 00:55:26,963 --> 00:55:29,267 that I can look upon my wife's face. 797 00:55:29,322 --> 00:55:31,449 God, Lucille! 798 00:55:31,457 --> 00:55:35,695 How could you take her from me? I can't live without her! 799 00:55:37,113 --> 00:55:39,215 Lucille! Snookie lumps! 800 00:55:39,223 --> 00:55:40,926 I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. 801 00:55:40,983 --> 00:55:43,485 This is your wife. 802 00:55:43,532 --> 00:55:45,660 She is this man's wife. 803 00:55:48,030 --> 00:55:50,078 Give me five minutes. 804 00:55:54,105 --> 00:55:55,970 - Uncle Albert! - I'm not finished. 805 00:56:00,814 --> 00:56:03,014 You're one lucky guy. Now... 806 00:56:03,149 --> 00:56:04,581 where's Lucille? 807 00:56:04,705 --> 00:56:07,771 Ah, Lucille! 808 00:56:13,625 --> 00:56:16,560 I do have this coupon for a cremation. 809 00:56:20,921 --> 00:56:22,479 Rick? 810 00:56:23,629 --> 00:56:26,120 I am so sorry for your loss. 811 00:56:26,957 --> 00:56:28,254 What is it? 812 00:56:30,026 --> 00:56:32,096 I know I said some things, 813 00:56:32,110 --> 00:56:34,072 but now more than ever, I realize... 814 00:56:35,332 --> 00:56:37,234 we can never be together. 815 00:56:37,248 --> 00:56:39,945 I don't believe you. 816 00:56:41,519 --> 00:56:44,838 You love me, Rick. I know you do. 817 00:56:44,845 --> 00:56:48,214 Jill, trust me. I'm telling you this for your own good. 818 00:56:51,796 --> 00:56:53,627 I don't love you. 819 00:56:55,497 --> 00:56:57,488 You're no longer in my five. 820 00:56:58,914 --> 00:57:00,882 How could you? 821 00:57:05,798 --> 00:57:07,527 # When I was young # 822 00:57:08,028 --> 00:57:11,429 # I never needed anyone # 823 00:57:14,825 --> 00:57:18,556 # Makin' love was just for fun # 824 00:57:19,809 --> 00:57:23,607 # Those days are gone # 825 00:57:29,984 --> 00:57:35,430 # All by myself # 826 00:57:35,711 --> 00:57:38,130 # Don't wanna be # 827 00:57:38,190 --> 00:57:42,730 # All by myself # 828 00:57:42,746 --> 00:57:44,545 # Anymore # 829 00:57:45,417 --> 00:57:50,719 # All by myself # 830 00:57:51,914 --> 00:57:53,377 # Don't wanna be # 831 00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:56,102 # All by myself. # 832 00:58:05,925 --> 00:58:07,715 You can't keep getting lucky, man. 833 00:58:07,716 --> 00:58:09,854 You only beat me by two strokes this time. 834 00:58:09,854 --> 00:58:12,191 And the back nine is what killed. 835 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,570 Oh my God! 836 00:58:14,570 --> 00:58:16,820 - Look at this place. - Yo, what are you doing, man? 837 00:58:16,858 --> 00:58:18,634 You gotta pull yourself together, dude. 838 00:58:18,634 --> 00:58:21,972 What's the point? 839 00:58:25,739 --> 00:58:27,736 Look at you... eating junk food, 840 00:58:27,848 --> 00:58:31,386 wearing fake beards, 841 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:34,578 and we found your costume in the garbage outside. 842 00:58:34,696 --> 00:58:37,130 Yeah, well, I'm not the Dragonfly anymore. 843 00:58:37,245 --> 00:58:40,019 But you said the Hourglass was going to kill thousands of people. 844 00:58:40,136 --> 00:58:42,271 I told you I'm no hero. All right? Aunt Lucille's dead, 845 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,159 I've rejected the only girl I've ever loved 846 00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:45,537 and I can't even fly. 847 00:58:48,157 --> 00:58:51,359 I wish I'd never been bitten by that stupid dragonfly. 848 00:58:51,382 --> 00:58:54,447 And maybe your father shouldn't have given you this after all. 849 00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:57,918 Look at the words your ancestors inscribed in that ring. 850 00:58:57,926 --> 00:59:00,963 "Honor, valor, sacrifice, 851 00:59:00,995 --> 00:59:03,233 duty, commitment, bravery, justice, 852 00:59:03,306 --> 00:59:05,040 integrity, brotherhood, 853 00:59:05,044 --> 00:59:08,042 self-esteem, low prices, affordable housing, 854 00:59:08,047 --> 00:59:10,680 loose-fitting pants, cheap internet porn." 855 00:59:11,498 --> 00:59:13,451 The rest is in Latin. 856 00:59:13,453 --> 00:59:15,639 Rick, the hero's path is dangerous. 857 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:19,175 You may fail or you may fly. All that matters 858 00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:22,183 is that you do it for the best of reasons. 859 00:59:22,216 --> 00:59:24,139 Helping others, Rick, 860 00:59:24,143 --> 00:59:26,481 that's what makes you a real hero. 861 00:59:28,008 --> 00:59:29,808 Maybe you're right, 862 00:59:30,069 --> 00:59:32,439 but even if I wanted to stop the Hourglass, 863 00:59:32,748 --> 00:59:34,549 I wouldn't know where to start. 864 00:59:34,810 --> 00:59:37,512 I mean, where's he gonna find thousands of people in one place? 865 00:59:37,849 --> 00:59:39,432 Look. 866 00:59:39,997 --> 00:59:42,770 Reporting here live from the Empire City convention center 867 00:59:43,001 --> 00:59:44,671 where thousands of people are in one place, 868 00:59:44,723 --> 00:59:46,455 but none of them more important 869 00:59:46,510 --> 00:59:48,549 than the attendees of the World Humanity Awards. 870 00:59:50,032 --> 00:59:52,434 I'll drive. 871 00:59:54,178 --> 00:59:56,492 Well, that shortcut through the playground... 872 00:59:56,496 --> 00:59:57,742 sure saved us some time. 873 00:59:57,751 --> 00:59:59,533 You go ahead, 874 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,860 I'll find a place to park. 875 01:00:03,432 --> 01:00:05,433 Mister, please stop! 876 01:00:06,533 --> 01:00:08,920 Each year the World Humanity Awards 877 01:00:08,921 --> 01:00:11,111 are held to honor the greatest achievements 878 01:00:11,114 --> 01:00:13,306 on behalf of all humanity. 879 01:00:13,308 --> 01:00:15,274 This gala event is expected to draw 880 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:17,886 the world's most prestigious leaders to Empire City. 881 01:00:17,889 --> 01:00:20,059 - Excuse us, excuse us! - "Empire City Times." 882 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:23,100 Damn! Look, there go Prince Charles. 883 01:00:23,105 --> 01:00:24,671 And Nelson Mandela. Nelson! 884 01:00:24,782 --> 01:00:26,585 Hey, I was in jail too, man. 885 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,357 One of the guests here is the Hourglass. 886 01:00:30,361 --> 01:00:32,198 But which one? 887 01:00:34,192 --> 01:00:36,285 Thank you so much for inviting us, Mr. Landers. 888 01:00:36,290 --> 01:00:38,295 Well, when you're being honored by the world, 889 01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:39,828 you want your family with you. 890 01:00:41,184 --> 01:00:44,620 Perhaps one day, you could be part of our family too. 891 01:00:46,266 --> 01:00:48,766 Ladies and gentlemen, our first award 892 01:00:48,860 --> 01:00:51,457 is for the medical breakthrough of the year. 893 01:00:51,457 --> 01:00:53,492 For his company's pioneering work 894 01:00:53,528 --> 01:00:55,833 in the field of feminine hygiene 895 01:00:55,849 --> 01:00:58,683 I award Lou Landers douchebag of the year. 896 01:01:00,846 --> 01:01:03,278 # Douchebag # 897 01:01:03,322 --> 01:01:06,149 # He's the douchebag of the year # 898 01:01:06,151 --> 01:01:08,550 # Now ain't he great, folks? # 899 01:01:08,597 --> 01:01:11,696 # Ain't he grand? The douchebag of the year. # 900 01:01:16,825 --> 01:01:19,689 # Douchebag # 901 01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:22,883 # He's Mr. Douchebag of the year # 902 01:01:22,978 --> 01:01:25,430 # Look at him smile, look at him shine # 903 01:01:25,454 --> 01:01:29,025 # He's the douchebag of, the douchebag of the year. # 904 01:01:29,116 --> 01:01:32,648 Hold up the douchebag! Hold up the douchebag, sir. 905 01:01:35,173 --> 01:01:37,106 Stop right there, Landers. 906 01:01:37,196 --> 01:01:39,567 Mr. Riker. So... 907 01:01:39,931 --> 01:01:41,333 you know. 908 01:01:41,594 --> 01:01:43,722 You're damn right I do. 909 01:01:44,497 --> 01:01:46,664 Someone in this auditorium is the Hourglass. 910 01:01:46,704 --> 01:01:49,594 I need your help to figure out who it is. 911 01:01:49,594 --> 01:01:51,618 Now the Hourglass could be anyone... 912 01:01:51,618 --> 01:01:53,545 a guest of honor... 913 01:01:53,545 --> 01:01:55,417 maybe even a stagehand. 914 01:02:01,328 --> 01:02:04,218 This may be nothing, but I did see a man 915 01:02:04,218 --> 01:02:06,682 with what looked like a canister of 916 01:02:06,688 --> 01:02:07,918 cerillium. 917 01:02:07,939 --> 01:02:09,429 Who? 918 01:02:09,429 --> 01:02:10,713 This year's lifetime achievement award... 919 01:02:10,713 --> 01:02:11,713 Him. 920 01:02:12,241 --> 01:02:14,900 ...goes to one of the world's greatest souls, 921 01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:17,668 His Holiness, the Dalai Lama. 922 01:02:23,595 --> 01:02:26,130 This man isn't who you think he is, he's the Hourglass. 923 01:02:26,221 --> 01:02:28,150 No no, I'm a man of peace. 924 01:02:28,158 --> 01:02:30,696 Shut up! You're plotting to kill all these people 925 01:02:30,697 --> 01:02:32,366 and I can prove it. Show the world 926 01:02:32,369 --> 01:02:35,067 the armor you're hiding under these robes. 927 01:02:36,493 --> 01:02:37,984 You can't fool me, Hourglass. 928 01:02:37,984 --> 01:02:40,479 You're packing 10 Ibs of Cerillium under there. 929 01:02:40,479 --> 01:02:41,508 What? 930 01:02:44,878 --> 01:02:46,607 Take him down. 931 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:51,966 Tutu. 932 01:02:57,513 --> 01:02:58,980 Peace! 933 01:02:58,980 --> 01:02:59,732 Pea... 934 01:03:09,439 --> 01:03:11,457 Shit shit shit shit shit. 935 01:03:14,132 --> 01:03:15,461 You! 936 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:17,159 You're the Hourglass. 937 01:03:28,377 --> 01:03:30,174 Hourglass! 938 01:03:36,801 --> 01:03:39,503 - Hero con? - It's a convention for people 939 01:03:39,514 --> 01:03:42,183 who like to dress up as their favorite heroes and villains. 940 01:03:42,197 --> 01:03:44,793 - By the way, your costume sucks. - Out of my way! 941 01:03:51,942 --> 01:03:54,266 Hourglass, you'll never get away with this! 942 01:03:54,268 --> 01:03:57,676 Forget it, Dragonfly. You're too late. 943 01:03:59,116 --> 01:04:01,084 Run! 944 01:04:04,808 --> 01:04:06,439 Yeah. 945 01:04:16,819 --> 01:04:18,946 Goodbye... 946 01:04:19,627 --> 01:04:20,651 little fly. 947 01:04:23,477 --> 01:04:25,445 Dragonfly! 948 01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:28,168 No! 949 01:04:45,982 --> 01:04:47,477 My eye! 950 01:04:55,346 --> 01:04:59,648 Dragonfly, you must stop the Hourglass. 951 01:05:01,023 --> 01:05:02,918 I can't. 952 01:05:02,925 --> 01:05:04,796 I can't fly. 953 01:05:04,796 --> 01:05:07,351 If there is one lesson my life can teach, 954 01:05:07,351 --> 01:05:10,655 it is that the spirit is stronger than the body. 955 01:05:10,655 --> 01:05:12,770 The hero comes from within. 956 01:05:12,778 --> 01:05:14,772 Those are Celine Dion lyrics. 957 01:05:14,773 --> 01:05:17,770 Whatever. It's still true. 958 01:05:18,737 --> 01:05:20,068 You're right. 959 01:05:27,214 --> 01:05:29,205 It's working. 960 01:05:31,215 --> 01:05:33,095 Sorry. 961 01:05:33,096 --> 01:05:34,559 Watch, Dragonfly, 962 01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,800 as your city dies. 963 01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:49,977 Where... am I? 964 01:05:50,338 --> 01:05:52,508 You're with me, 965 01:05:52,869 --> 01:05:55,272 your lover. 966 01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:01,599 Dragonfly! 967 01:06:03,582 --> 01:06:05,072 No. 968 01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:10,910 - No. - Only now do you understand. 969 01:06:11,931 --> 01:06:14,798 Oh, come... 970 01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:17,322 Aha! 971 01:06:19,227 --> 01:06:21,127 I need you to yank this off. 972 01:06:22,568 --> 01:06:23,799 Yeah. 973 01:06:23,801 --> 01:06:25,236 There's not enough time. 974 01:06:27,226 --> 01:06:28,921 Oh fuck. 975 01:06:35,494 --> 01:06:38,493 - It's over. - Dragonfly! 976 01:06:38,505 --> 01:06:40,467 Jill! 977 01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:44,425 Gotcha. 978 01:06:45,952 --> 01:06:46,230 Rick? 979 01:06:46,308 --> 01:06:48,030 You didn't think I'd let anything happen 980 01:06:48,117 --> 01:06:49,941 to the girl I love, did you? 981 01:06:49,941 --> 01:06:51,571 Well, we're still falling. 982 01:06:51,571 --> 01:06:54,608 Damn it! If only I could fly. 983 01:06:54,618 --> 01:06:56,563 Maybe I wasn't cut out to be a hero. 984 01:06:56,563 --> 01:06:59,499 You know, maybe I was meant to have a normal job... an accountant, 985 01:06:59,501 --> 01:07:00,659 a gym teacher. 986 01:07:01,077 --> 01:07:03,848 - This is a really tall building. - Rick! 987 01:07:03,864 --> 01:07:05,741 I don't care what happens anymore. 988 01:07:05,741 --> 01:07:07,556 If I die, I die happily in your arms. 989 01:07:07,556 --> 01:07:10,788 You're my hero, Rick Riker, and I love you. 990 01:07:15,725 --> 01:07:18,494 Yes! Oh, thank God! 991 01:07:18,510 --> 01:07:20,325 We only have 50 stories left. 992 01:07:20,325 --> 01:07:22,089 Hang on. 993 01:07:33,151 --> 01:07:35,650 Thank you, Dragonfly. 994 01:07:35,675 --> 01:07:38,330 Because of you, our city is safe at last. 995 01:07:38,330 --> 01:07:41,380 - You said it, Dr. Hawking. - Shit! 996 01:07:41,388 --> 01:07:43,446 It's a happy ending for us all. 997 01:07:43,447 --> 01:07:46,079 Let's go get some dinner. I'm buying. 998 01:07:46,744 --> 01:07:49,011 Who am I? I'm Rick Riker. 999 01:07:49,119 --> 01:07:50,280 I'm the Dragonfly. 1000 01:07:50,384 --> 01:07:53,159 And as long as there's crime and injustice 1001 01:07:53,268 --> 01:07:56,207 I will forever be a superhero... 1002 01:08:00,548 --> 01:08:02,613 I am the Hourglass! 1003 01:08:02,679 --> 01:08:06,582 # Darkness has found you, evil surrounds you # 1004 01:08:06,619 --> 01:08:10,860 # No one to save you, we're almost out of time # 1005 01:08:10,891 --> 01:08:13,851 # What do you do when nothing can be done? # 1006 01:08:15,293 --> 01:08:18,285 # Where do you go with nowhere left to run? # 1007 01:08:19,726 --> 01:08:23,725 # Where is the one who stands up and tells you # 1008 01:08:23,761 --> 01:08:28,036 # I'm here to save you? We're almost out of time # 1009 01:08:28,066 --> 01:08:31,094 # Nobody knows just who he's trying to be # 1010 01:08:32,534 --> 01:08:35,367 # Behind this mask, his wings and suit of green # 1011 01:08:36,671 --> 01:08:40,204 # Just in time to reach up for the sky # 1012 01:08:40,247 --> 01:08:44,987 # And fly away # 1013 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,309 # Don't worry you're safe # 1014 01:08:49,504 --> 01:08:53,090 # In my arms, 'cause it takes your love # 1015 01:08:53,090 --> 01:08:56,358 # To lift me up, it's safe to say # 1016 01:08:57,398 --> 01:09:00,110 # Jill and I were always meant to be # 1017 01:09:00,112 --> 01:09:05,009 # So I will show you why I'm here to stay # 1018 01:09:05,009 --> 01:09:07,504 # Don't they know that I'll protect you? # 1019 01:09:07,504 --> 01:09:09,628 # Don't they know they'll have to get through # 1020 01:09:09,628 --> 01:09:12,091 # Me # 1021 01:09:12,091 --> 01:09:15,428 # Don't worry yourself... # 1022 01:09:21,877 --> 01:09:23,874 Hourglass: Your time is up! 1023 01:09:23,874 --> 01:09:26,237 # Watch out behind you # 1024 01:09:26,237 --> 01:09:28,239 # This is designed to # 1025 01:09:28,239 --> 01:09:30,270 # Quickly remind you # 1026 01:09:30,270 --> 01:09:32,237 # We're almost out of time # 1027 01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:35,180 # Somebody tell me what he's trying to be # 1028 01:09:37,482 --> 01:09:41,149 # Behind his mask, his wings, his suit of green # 1029 01:09:41,895 --> 01:09:44,797 # Just in time to reach up for the sky # 1030 01:09:45,683 --> 01:09:49,024 # And fly away # 1031 01:09:49,824 --> 01:09:52,384 # Don't worry you're safe # 1032 01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:57,583 # In my arms, 'cause it takes your love # 1033 01:09:57,641 --> 01:10:01,312 # To lift me up, it's safe to say # 1034 01:10:01,370 --> 01:10:05,074 # Jill and I were always meant to be # 1035 01:10:05,131 --> 01:10:10,033 # So I will show you why I'm here to stay # 1036 01:10:10,077 --> 01:10:12,614 # Don't you worry, I'm the one # 1037 01:10:12,685 --> 01:10:15,091 # Who let's them know that I'll protect you # 1038 01:10:15,163 --> 01:10:18,896 # Don't they know they'll have to get through me? # 1039 01:10:20,014 --> 01:10:22,642 # Don't worry you're safe... # 1040 01:10:23,808 --> 01:10:27,009 # In my arms so green # 1041 01:10:27,072 --> 01:10:31,710 # It's easy. # 1042 01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:28,791 #I need a hero # 1043 01:17:30,768 --> 01:17:33,396 #I need a hero # 1044 01:17:36,272 --> 01:17:38,972 # I'm calling out, I want you here # 1045 01:17:38,980 --> 01:17:41,514 # This is my 911 # 1046 01:17:41,528 --> 01:17:44,855 # I'm sinking down into the fear # 1047 01:17:44,855 --> 01:17:46,854 # That I just can't outrun # 1048 01:17:46,885 --> 01:17:49,983 # To save myself all I can see # 1049 01:17:49,983 --> 01:17:52,619 # Is that I've got no choice # 1050 01:17:52,630 --> 01:17:55,503 # I cry for help and pray you'll be # 1051 01:17:55,505 --> 01:17:58,138 # The one who hears my voice # 1052 01:17:58,273 --> 01:18:00,009 # I need a hero # 1053 01:18:00,014 --> 01:18:03,589 # Someone to rescue me when I'm in a mess # 1054 01:18:03,589 --> 01:18:08,081 # Whenever I'm falling, someone to be my safety net # 1055 01:18:08,081 --> 01:18:11,214 # I need a hero watching over me # 1056 01:18:11,214 --> 01:18:13,967 # I need a hero in my time of need # 1057 01:18:13,967 --> 01:18:16,245 # To fix it when it's going wrong # 1058 01:18:16,245 --> 01:18:19,779 ♫ To be big and strong, you know that I need a hero ♫♫ 75199

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