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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:06,740 -in memoriam- 2 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,020 Gone, but not forgotten. 3 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,840 Thanks to Keneth Lim and Vienna Hammarky 4 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:41,550 for their help with that touching video tribute. 5 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:43,630 This year has been nothing short of... 6 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:45,950 (Bleep)'s crazy. It's like insane. 7 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:46,950 - Jason! - What? 8 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,450 No swearing. 9 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:50,710 Nah, it's a scholastic school. We're good. 10 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:52,420 ... historic. 11 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:55,570 Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, 12 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:59,590 including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence. 13 00:01:00,010 --> 00:01:03,900 But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back. 14 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,780 They called it "The Blip". 15 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:10,730 Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. 16 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:14,930 But our classmates that didn't blip, had grown five years older. 17 00:01:15,230 --> 00:01:17,710 Yeah, like my little brother? He's now older than me. 18 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:19,250 Yeah, it's math. 19 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,920 And even though we had blipped away halfway through 20 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:24,700 the school year and had already taken midterms, 21 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,500 the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning. 22 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,350 It's totally unfair. It's not right. 23 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:35,960 Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. 24 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:40,310 As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on. 25 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,130 To a new phase of our lives. 26 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,610 And pray nothing crazy happens again, 'coz are the Avengers, even like, a thing anymore? 27 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,560 Does anyone even have a plan? 28 00:01:48,610 --> 00:01:50,210 I have a plan. Okay... 29 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,180 First, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight. 30 00:01:52,210 --> 00:01:52,770 Mm-hmm. 31 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,750 Second, I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter 32 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,620 and watch movies with her the whole time. 33 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,780 - Okay. - Three... 34 00:01:57,790 --> 00:02:00,920 When we go to Venice, Venice is super-famous for making stuff out of glass, right? 35 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:02,040 - True. - So, I'm gonna buy her 36 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:05,080 a Black Dahlia necklace because her favorite flower is the Black Dahlia, 37 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:06,800 - because of, well... - The murder. 38 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:08,020 The murder. Four... 39 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:11,050 When we go to Paris, I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower, 40 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,260 give her the necklace, and then, five... 41 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,380 I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 42 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:19,470 And then six, hopefully she tells me, she feels the same way. 43 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,490 - Don't forget step seven. - Step seven... 44 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:23,420 Don't do any of that. 45 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:24,950 Why? 46 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:27,010 Because we're gonna be bachelors in Europe, Peter. 47 00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:28,920 - Ned... - Look, I may not know much, 48 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:29,950 but I do know this... 49 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:32,490 Europeans love Americans. 50 00:02:32,940 --> 00:02:33,730 Really? 51 00:02:33,790 --> 00:02:35,760 And more than half of them are women! 52 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,930 Okay. Sure, but... 53 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:40,080 I really like MJ, man. Okay? 54 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:43,110 She's awesome, she's super-funny in a kind of dork way 55 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:45,730 and sometimes I catch her looking at me, and I feel like I stood up late... 56 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,080 Dude she's coming now. Just don't say anything. 57 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:48,010 What up, dorks? 58 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:49,140 Excited about the science trip? 59 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,640 Hey, uh, yeah. We're just talking about the trip. 60 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:54,330 - Yeah. And Peter's plan. - You have a plan? 61 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,580 I don't have a plan. 62 00:02:58,070 --> 00:03:01,970 No, he's just gonna collect tiny spoons while we're travelling to other countries. 63 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,970 Like, like a grandmother? 64 00:03:04,170 --> 00:03:06,690 I'm not collecting tiny spoons. He's collecting tiny spoons. 65 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,920 Oh. Okay, well... 66 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:12,350 That was a real roller coaster. 67 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,420 By the way, travel tip... 68 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,820 You should probably download a VPN on your phone just 69 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,230 so that the government can't track you while we're abroad. 70 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:20,830 Smart. Will do. 71 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:29,010 Dude, I think that went really great. 72 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,300 When, when I blipped back to my apartment, the 73 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,240 family that was living there was very confused. 74 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:38,930 The wife thought that I was a mistress, 75 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,250 Grandma thought that I was a ghost... It was... 76 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,980 It was really a mess. 77 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,440 Thank you all for coming out to support those who have been displaced by the blip. 78 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:51,680 And of course, thanks to our very own, Spider-Man! 79 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:04,890 Thank you, Ms. Parker for having me. 80 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:08,220 And, thank you, you guys for having me. 81 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,630 Well, thank you, Spider-Man. 82 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:15,710 He'll be right back out to take photos and videos. Thank you. 83 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:23,180 - That was amazing. - That was great! 84 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,670 That was so cool. I was so nervous. 85 00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:26,860 Plus I was a little stiff. I felt like I wasn't in the pocket... 86 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:27,810 No, I thought you did great. 87 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:30,270 Yeah, well, I actually did think you were a little stiff. 88 00:04:30,990 --> 00:04:33,330 - I felt that, too. I felt that, too. - It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 89 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,040 Okay... 90 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:35,340 - Did you get your passport? - Yeah. 91 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,390 - Many toothpaste? - Yeah. 92 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,560 Hey, sorry I'm late. 93 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,020 Happy! Hey. 94 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:44,490 - Oh, you look lovely. - Thanks, you too. 95 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:46,280 Thank you. New dress? 96 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,060 Uh, yeah, yes. It is. 97 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:50,860 - That's a new beard. - It's my... my blip beard. 98 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,440 'Cause I grew it... in the blip... blip beard. 99 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,740 I see. 100 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:58,170 Anyway, so, the reason I'm late is because this was 101 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,650 misplaced at the office, can you believe it? Because it's enormous? 102 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:03,700 I mean, not the amount. The size. The amount is nice, too. 103 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:05,850 The very generous Pepper Potts, said, 104 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,570 - Thank you. - she's sorry she couldn't be here. 105 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:11,770 I think I'm gonna go change the sterno under the vegan lasagna. 106 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,620 Spider-Man, go shake hands. 107 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,350 Will do. 108 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,850 What just happened? 109 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:24,070 Heads up... 110 00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:26,720 - Nick Fury's calling you. - Nick Fury's gonna call me? 111 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:27,740 - Yeah. - Why? 112 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:31,550 Why? Because he probably, have some... hero stuff for you to do. You're a superhero. 113 00:05:31,570 --> 00:05:32,650 He calls superheroes. 114 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:36,360 Well, I mean if it was really that important, he'd probably call someone else. Not me. 115 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,210 Apparently not. 116 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:44,040 No caller ID. That's him. 117 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:45,280 I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury. 118 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,220 - Answer the phone. - Why? 119 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,580 Because if you don't talk to him, then I have to talk. I don't wanna talk to him. 120 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:51,500 - Why don't you wanna talk to him? - Because I'm scared. Just answer the phone. 121 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:53,830 You sent Nick Fury to voicemail? 122 00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:54,420 Yeah. 123 00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:57,090 - You don't send Nick Fury to voicemail. - Did you hear that? They're calling me. 124 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,250 I gotta go. I gotta go. 125 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,360 - You gotta talk to him. - I'm gonna call him. 126 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:01,690 I promise you, I'm gonna call him. I will. 127 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:03,540 You do not ghost Nick Fury. 128 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:05,720 I promise you, I'll call him... 129 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:09,930 ... after my trip. Hey! 130 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:13,890 Yeah? No, no. He's not ghosting you. 131 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:18,710 Okay, okay, one question at a time. 132 00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:21,410 Are you the head Avenger now? 133 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:22,600 No, I'm not. 134 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:26,800 If the aliens come back, what are you gonna do? 135 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,130 Does anyone have any neighborhood question? 136 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:31,210 Shawn Winford, Queens Tribune. 137 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:35,210 What is it like to take over from Tony Stark? Those are some big shoes to fill. 138 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,140 I'm, uh... 139 00:06:39,830 --> 00:06:42,930 I'm gonna go. Thanks so much everyone, for coming. 140 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:23,710 Okay... 141 00:07:29,870 --> 00:07:30,820 Hungry? 142 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:34,320 So sorry. 143 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:36,920 I thought that you could sense that, with your 144 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:37,970 Peter-tingle. 145 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,210 Please, do not start calling it my Peter-tingle. 146 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:43,610 So what's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas? 147 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,950 No, I just really need this vacation. I need a break. 148 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:49,740 You deserve it. 149 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:54,770 You know what? 150 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,480 You should pack your suit, just in case. 151 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,150 I have a tingle about it. 152 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:02,050 Please stop saying tingle, May? 153 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:13,300 No, no. I'm not. 154 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:20,010 Yeah! 155 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,290 Do you want the first shift? Just saying that I could take either. 156 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,440 Give me the third shift. 157 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:34,150 I can't chaperone thses kids alone. 158 00:08:34,170 --> 00:08:37,180 Yo, Parker, this is called an airplane. 159 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,710 It's like the buses you're used to, except it flies over the poor neighborhoods 160 00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:43,200 - instead of driving through them. - Ma'am? 161 00:08:43,830 --> 00:08:47,150 He blipped, so technically he's 16, not 21. 162 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,670 I'll take that. 163 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,030 She's lying. I don't even know this girl. 164 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,420 Classic MJ, right? 165 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:59,450 Did you know Brad was coming? 166 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:01,610 It's... so weird. 167 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:05,010 Like, one day, he's that little kid who cried and got nosebleeds all the time, 168 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,920 and suddenly, we blip back and he's totally ripped and super nice, 169 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,710 - and all these girls are after him? - Not all the girls are after him. 170 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:14,020 No man. They're all after him. 171 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,850 Anyway, on a more important thing... 172 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:21,530 It's a 9-hour flight. We can play Beast Slayers the whole time. 173 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:26,710 I need your help to sit next to MJ. 174 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:29,410 - Seriously? - Yes, seriously! 175 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:32,300 What about your plan? American bachelors in Europe? 176 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:35,720 That's your plan. That's a solo plan. Come on, this is my plan. 177 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:39,660 Please. 178 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,450 Hey, guys, uh... 179 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:50,010 There's an old lady sitting in front of us, wearing a crazy amount of perfume, and... 180 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:53,650 it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies. 181 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:57,010 You know, Betty, if you could just switch seats with him, that would be... 182 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,150 He's allergic to perfume? 183 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:03,200 Yeah, yeah, 'cause, umm... it makes his eyes water... 184 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,710 - and he can only see--- - Excuse me, Peter has a perfume allergy? 185 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:07,460 - Oh, uhh... - Well I'll tell you from experience, 186 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,030 perfume allergies are no joke. I can feel hives breaking out already. 187 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:14,160 MJ, stand up. Ned, take MJ's spot. 188 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:15,840 MJ, you take my spot. 189 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:18,020 Peter, come with me. Let's get you out of there. 190 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:21,210 Zach and Sebastian, you take Ned and Peter's seats. 191 00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:24,500 Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention. 192 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:28,510 Your safety is my responsibilty. And Mr. Dell's, but he's... 193 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:32,360 I got it for now. Let's go, Peter. Let's go! 194 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,050 Yep... 195 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,160 I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle. 196 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,200 So... 197 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:49,260 - Do you wanna play Beast Slayer? - Nope. 198 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,500 Have you, have you ever played any kind of PC game... 199 00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:53,640 Nope. 200 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:58,150 Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? 201 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:01,600 Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. 202 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,240 We had a fake funeral for her and everything. 203 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:05,080 Well, the funeral was real. 204 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,670 Because I thought she was really dead. Do you wanna see the video? 205 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,860 Oh, I got a dual headphone adapter if you wanna watch a movie. 206 00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:13,290 Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious. 207 00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:16,670 Oh, you have a dual headphone adapter. We can watch together. 208 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:19,540 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. 209 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:23,880 Our flight time today will be eight hours and forty-nine minutes to Venice, Italy. 210 00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:31,510 Hey, man. 211 00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:35,680 Did you see Brad and MJ on the plane? They were watching movies and laughing the entire time. 212 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:38,450 Dude, don't worry, okay? I'm sure that's nothing. 213 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:40,830 Hey, Babe. Can you hold this for me, please? 214 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,270 - Yeah, of course. - Thanks. 215 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,590 What was that? 216 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:56,720 Well, we actually got to talking on the plane, and it turns out... 217 00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:00,910 We have a lot in common. So, uh, we're boyfriend-girlfriend now. 218 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,750 Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe? 219 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:04,600 Peter... 220 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:09,160 Those were the words of a boy. That boy, met a woman. 221 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,970 A very strong and powerful woman. And now... 222 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,560 - That boy's a man. - Babe? 223 00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:17,240 Coming, Babe. 224 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,070 There's nothing in there. I swear. 225 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,550 This, no. 226 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,450 Sorry. 227 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:55,790 - I'm here. - Wait, wait, wait... 228 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:58,200 - Peter's here. - Thank goodness. 229 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,340 Looks like we're here. 230 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,580 Doing some renovations to the place. Getting some upgrades. 231 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,290 - That must be the concierge. - Okay. 232 00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:43,490 Everyone, here we are. 233 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,750 - Whoa! - Whoa. 234 00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,650 - Tell me we're not staying here. - Wow! 235 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:51,040 - This place is sinking. - I think you mean 'charming'. 236 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:52,760 Okay, everybody. 237 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,950 Drop your bags off, we're gonna meet at the Da Vinci museum at three. Let's go! 238 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,760 - Vamonos! - It's andiamo. 239 00:14:58,780 --> 00:14:59,840 Andiamo! 240 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:04,580 When in Rome, we do as the Romans do. We here in Venice, the socks get wet. 241 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,640 What's up, Flash mob? How are you guys doing? I'm here in Saint Marco Polo... 242 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,450 This is so much fun! 243 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,780 Three, two, one. 244 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,910 - Say "pizza"! - Pizza! 245 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,110 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. 246 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,650 Hi. Uh... 247 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:09,790 I'm looking for a, uh... 248 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,740 Fiore nero. 249 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:21,960 It's perfect. 250 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:30,840 Boh! 251 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:33,400 - What? - Boh. 252 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:36,530 It's the most perfect word in the world. Italians created it, and I just discovered it. 253 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,490 What does it mean? 254 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,940 That's the thing, it can mean a million things. 255 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,050 It can mean "I don't know", "get out of my 256 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,460 face", "I don't know and get out of my face." 257 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,480 It's the best thing Italy ever created. Except for maybe espresso. 258 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,770 - Oh, so you've been drinking espresso. - Mmm. 259 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,180 German? American? 260 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:52,730 Boh. 261 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,500 Whoa. 262 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,120 Boh is my new superpower. 263 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,410 It's like the anti aloha. I was born to say this word. 264 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,570 So what's in the bag? 265 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,050 Oh. Uh... 266 00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:05,630 Boh. 267 00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:07,340 Nice. 268 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,440 Whoa. Cool. 269 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,710 What was that? 270 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,980 Betty! Are you okay? 271 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,860 Come on! 272 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,410 - What is that? - I don't know! 273 00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:10,340 - What are you gonna do? - I left my suit in the hotel room. 274 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,110 - Why? - Because I'm on vacation, Ned. 275 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,100 Everyone's gonna see my face. Just get them out of here. 276 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,120 Go! 277 00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:27,210 Get outta here. Go! 278 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:30,850 Oh, my God! 279 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,080 Oh, no, you don't. 280 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,620 Are you okay? Get out of here. Go! 281 00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:00,540 Excuse me, sir! I can help, let me help. 282 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,510 I'm really strong and I'm sticky. 283 00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:05,130 I need you to lead it away from the canal. 284 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:33,650 The Da Vinci museum. This is why we're here in Venice. 285 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,150 This is it. 286 00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:37,220 It's closed. Huh. 287 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,400 What do you mean it's closed? 'Till when? 288 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:39,400 November. 289 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,600 - You didn't check the website? - Oh, that's a good idea. 290 00:20:57,730 --> 00:20:59,280 Oh, come on. 291 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,970 Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here. 292 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,900 Who is that guy? 293 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,520 I don't know. But he's kicking that water's ass. 294 00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:56,530 It's aliens. It has to be. 295 00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:59,250 BuzzFeed says there's a sailor named Morris Bench who was exposed 296 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,780 to an experimental underwater generator and got hydro powers 297 00:23:02,810 --> 00:23:05,650 Yeah, you should definitely believe everything you read on the internet. 298 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,170 - Spider-Man can take him. - What do you think it is? 299 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,880 You know, being a man of science... 300 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:14,500 Witches. 301 00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:16,550 No, no, no, no. We wanna stay. We wanna stay. 302 00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:20,160 It's a good thing that I packed your suit, huh. I can't believe you forgot it. 303 00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,070 Yeah. 304 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:24,350 So, who was that guy that you were with? Was that Mister Strange? 305 00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:27,180 Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange. 306 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,910 And, umm.. No. I don't know who that was. He was a new guy. 307 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:32,650 - I was trying to help him, but... - Hey, Happy. No. That's my lunch. 308 00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:34,870 - Don't eat that one. - Happy's there? 309 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,490 Yeah. It's Happy. 310 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,230 He's here. He came by to volunteer. 311 00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:42,200 And, he's hanging around the office. And he wants to say hi. 312 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:44,150 No, I don't... Hi, Peter. 313 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,150 Hey, Happy. 314 00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:50,760 I'm sorry. I'm working real hard here. I gotta do a leaflet frop. 315 00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:53,240 - What are you even doing... - I'm glad you're having a good time. 316 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:55,900 Don't worry. I'm really taking care of your aunt. 317 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:00,730 So, uhh, how's the plan going? 318 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,790 There's... some setbacks, for sure. 319 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:07,250 Don't ever think it. Just trust your instincts and you'll be fine. 320 00:24:07,270 --> 00:24:09,540 I know. Love you. Bye. 321 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,840 Who is that guy? 322 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,390 He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one. 323 00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:20,180 - He's all right. He's no Spider-Man. - What is it with you and Spider-Man? 324 00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:25,230 What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood, and, you know, 325 00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:28,300 he's inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man. 326 00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:31,330 'Sup, dickwad? I thought you drowned. 327 00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:36,030 Sounds like his name's Mysterio. 328 00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:39,460 Luomo del misterio is Italian for man of mystery. 329 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,240 They don't actually know who he is. 330 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:42,860 Mysterio. 331 00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:45,700 - Cool name. - Cool name. 332 00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,090 - Babe! - Babe! 333 00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:52,080 - So, how much did you actually see? - Not much... I was running. 334 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,730 Right. Me too. I was also running. 335 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:56,230 Away. 336 00:24:58,010 --> 00:24:59,650 So, Paris tomorrow. 337 00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:03,180 Go to the Eiffel tower. Should be great. 338 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,780 I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna to create an army of the insane. 339 00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:11,920 Which is why it's my favorite destination on the whole trip. 340 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:17,060 What are you gonna do about the water monster? 341 00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:18,710 Nothing. It's dead. 342 00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:21,320 And besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it. Look... 343 00:25:21,340 --> 00:25:24,850 I just wanna spend some time with MJ, while talking about Paris and... 344 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,310 - make sure that she really likes me. - That's nice. 345 00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:29,590 It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. 346 00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:31,570 I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right... 347 00:25:35,930 --> 00:25:40,480 You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man. 348 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,470 You're Nick Fury. 349 00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:47,500 You just shot Ned. 350 00:25:47,590 --> 00:25:49,910 It's just a mild tranquilizer. He'll be all right. 351 00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:53,300 So good to finally meet you. 352 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:57,450 I saw you at the funeral, but I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers. 353 00:25:57,470 --> 00:25:59,390 No, that would have been really inappropriate. 354 00:25:59,410 --> 00:26:01,610 That's what I just said. 355 00:26:01,850 --> 00:26:04,210 The important thing is, you're here. 356 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,500 I tried to bring you here. You avoided me, and now, you're here. 357 00:26:08,530 --> 00:26:10,350 What a coincidence. 358 00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:12,840 Wait. Was this a coincidence? 359 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:15,780 I used to know everything. 360 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,780 Then I come back five years later and now, I know nothing. 361 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,310 No intel, no team, 362 00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:27,910 and a high school kid, is dodging my calls. 363 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:29,520 Here's what I do know... 364 00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:37,310 A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone. 365 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:40,950 Witnesses say that cyclone had a face. 366 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,370 Three days later... 367 00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:49,920 A similar event in Morocco. A village was... 368 00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:56,780 Just making the rounds. See if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic event. 369 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,400 No. We're... we're okay. We're fine, thank you. 370 00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:03,120 Great. 'Cause I'm not qualified, to actually... 371 00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:06,480 Oh, he's passed out. I'm not really qualified to do it anyway, so... 372 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,950 Good night. 373 00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:12,510 That was my teacher. Sorry about that. You were saying? 374 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:15,770 A village was destroyed by what may well be another world threatening... 375 00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:19,080 Babe, you still awake? You're not answering any of my texts. 376 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,960 Um... he's asleep, Betty. 377 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,560 - Oh. Already? - Hm-mmm. Yeah. 378 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:26,670 - Okay. - That's why it's imperative... 379 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:30,370 Boys! That canal water today was filled with dangerous bacteria... 380 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,870 Another person touches that door, you and I are going to attend another funeral. 381 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,280 Stark left these for you. 382 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:44,610 Really? 383 00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:59,280 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." 384 00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:04,380 Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference. 385 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,690 Remove the mask. Everyone here has seen you without it. 386 00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:16,220 You'd only be feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason. 387 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,350 Come on. 388 00:28:23,050 --> 00:28:24,050 Yeah. 389 00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:30,320 There, we have Maria Hill. 390 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,950 That, is Dimitri. 391 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,460 And this, is Mr. Beck. 392 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,700 Mysterio? 393 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,720 What? 394 00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:46,710 Doesn't matter. It's just what my friends have been calling you. 395 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:50,000 Well, you can call me Quentin. 396 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,100 You handled yourself well out there today. Saw what you did with the tower. 397 00:28:56,140 --> 00:28:58,250 We could've used someone like you on my world. 398 00:28:58,260 --> 00:28:59,400 Thanks. 399 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:01,130 I'm sorry... Your world? 400 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,580 Oh, Mr. Beck is from Earth. Just not yours. 401 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:07,590 There are multiple realities, Peter. 402 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:11,140 This is Earth dimension 616. I'm from Earth-833. 403 00:29:11,530 --> 00:29:13,980 I'm sorry. You're saying there's a multiverse? 404 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,010 I thought that was just theoretical. I mean, that completely changes how we understand 405 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,620 the initial singularity. We're talking about, an eternal inflation system. 406 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,430 And how does that even work with all the quantum... it's insane! 407 00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:26,310 Sorry. 408 00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:28,140 It's really cool. 409 00:29:29,270 --> 00:29:32,550 Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room. 410 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,280 Anyway... 411 00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:40,050 They were born in stable orbits. Within black 412 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,820 holes, creatures formed from the primary elements. 413 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,460 Air, water, fire, earth. 414 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:50,540 The science division had a technical name. We just called them Elementals. 415 00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:52,950 Versions of them exist across our mythologies. 416 00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:56,170 - It turns out, the myths are real. - Like Thor. 417 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,830 Thor was a myth, and now I study him in my physics class. 418 00:29:59,870 --> 00:30:02,350 These myths, are threats. 419 00:30:02,530 --> 00:30:06,350 They first materialized on my earth many years ago. We mobilized and fought them. 420 00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:09,050 But with each battle they grew and got stronger. 421 00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:12,330 I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them. 422 00:30:12,350 --> 00:30:14,270 All we did was delay the inevitable. 423 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:17,480 Well, the Elementals are here now. Attacking the same coordinates. 424 00:30:17,510 --> 00:30:19,130 Our satellites confirm it. 425 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:23,010 So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. There's only one left. 426 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,030 Fire. 427 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:28,210 The strongest of them all. The one that destroyed my earth. 428 00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:32,140 It's the one that took my family. 429 00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:35,990 I'm sorry. 430 00:30:36,410 --> 00:30:38,990 And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours. 431 00:30:39,090 --> 00:30:41,930 We have one mission: kill it. 432 00:30:42,030 --> 00:30:44,280 You're coming with us. 433 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,240 I'm sorry. Did you say Prague? 434 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:52,620 Listen, Fury, this all seems like big-time, you know, huge, superhero kind of stuff. 435 00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:53,820 And... 436 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,210 I mean I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir. 437 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,170 Bitch, please. You've been to space. 438 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,910 I know, but that was an accident. Sir, come on. 439 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:02,500 There's gotta be someone else you can use. 440 00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:04,730 - What about Thor? - Off-world. 441 00:31:04,770 --> 00:31:05,950 Okay, umm... 442 00:31:05,980 --> 00:31:07,610 - Doctor Strange? - Unavailable. 443 00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:09,650 - Captain Marvel! - Don't invoke her name. 444 00:31:09,670 --> 00:31:11,670 Sir, I really wanna help. I do. 445 00:31:11,690 --> 00:31:14,370 But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she's gonna kill me. 446 00:31:14,390 --> 00:31:16,940 And if I'm seen like this in Europe, after the Washington Monument, 447 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,530 my whole class will figure out who I am, and then... 448 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,800 And then the whole world will figure out who I am. And then, I'm done. 449 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:26,760 Okay. I understand. 450 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:28,620 I'm sorry, what? 451 00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:33,130 Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you and become suspicious. 452 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:38,370 Dimitri. Take him back to the hotel, please. 453 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:40,430 Thank you, Mr. Fury. 454 00:31:40,740 --> 00:31:43,680 And, uh... Good luck. 455 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:46,130 See you, kid. 456 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,710 Yeah, see ya. 457 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,310 - Bye, Ma'am. - Yeah. 458 00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,060 Okay, drink lots of water, and I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill. 459 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,010 You cannot get sick. Okay, Babe? 460 00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:04,750 - Yes, Babe. - Hey, man. Are you sure you're good? 461 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:06,870 - Dude, I'm fine! - Okay. 462 00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:08,830 Okay? Don't worry. Seriously, 463 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:11,090 Getting tranqed in the neck by Nick Fury? Probably 464 00:32:11,110 --> 00:32:12,790 the coolest thing to ever happen to me anyway. 465 00:32:12,810 --> 00:32:14,210 - It is pretty awesome. - Yeah. 466 00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:15,690 I'm just happy I don't have to go to Prague. 467 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,380 Seriously. 468 00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:17,410 Good news! 469 00:32:17,410 --> 00:32:19,260 We're going to Prague. 470 00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:21,290 What? 471 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:22,330 Yeah. 472 00:32:22,370 --> 00:32:24,540 Tour company called. They upgraded us. 473 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,470 You should've heard me on the phone with them. I really gave them hell. 474 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:29,310 All I heard was crying. 475 00:32:29,350 --> 00:32:31,190 Look at our upgraded ride! 476 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:32,500 - Huh? - Wow. 477 00:32:32,830 --> 00:32:35,820 - I'm impressed, Mr. Harrington. - Oh, come on. 478 00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:37,830 Peter, wha... 479 00:32:38,170 --> 00:32:39,490 What's going on? 480 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,410 I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation. 481 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:48,980 Okay. 482 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,310 Awesome. 483 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,430 Yeah. Awesome. 484 00:33:16,290 --> 00:33:17,330 Yo, what's up, Flash mob. 485 00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:21,690 It's your boy, the big F. Cruising through the Alps with my private driver Dimitri. 486 00:33:43,010 --> 00:33:45,170 For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. 487 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,370 Say EDITH. 488 00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:52,560 Standby for retinal and biometric scan. 489 00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:54,950 Retinal and biometric scan accepted. 490 00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:57,050 - Hello? - Hello, Peter. 491 00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:58,420 I am EDITH. 492 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:02,060 Tony Stark's augmented reality security and defense system. 493 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,060 - So he made you for me? - No. But you have access 494 00:34:05,090 --> 00:34:07,460 - to all of Tony's protocols. - Cool. 495 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,660 Would you like to see what I can do? 496 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,460 EDITH stands for... 497 00:34:16,490 --> 00:34:18,710 Even Dead, I'm The Hero. 498 00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:21,810 - Tony loves his acronyms. - Yeah, he did. 499 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:25,250 I have access to the entire Stark global security network... 500 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,280 Including multiple defense satellites, as well as back doors 501 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:31,090 to all major telecommunication networks. 502 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,000 Whoa... 503 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:39,480 Is MJ texting? 504 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:44,450 No. Don't look at it. That's wrong. 505 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,860 That's wrong. 506 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:05,960 Break for the toilet. Ten minutes. 507 00:35:09,910 --> 00:35:11,580 Ten minutes, everyone! 508 00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:15,120 Dimitri, where exactly are we? 509 00:35:17,970 --> 00:35:20,020 I'll figure it out. Yeah. 510 00:35:21,770 --> 00:35:22,770 What? 511 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,800 Hello. 512 00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:38,390 Close the door. 513 00:35:44,330 --> 00:35:45,470 I'm Peter Parker. 514 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,340 Take off your clothes. 515 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:49,910 Excuse me? 516 00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:52,630 You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. 517 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,130 So I made you this. Another suit. 518 00:35:56,130 --> 00:35:58,160 Oh, uh... Thank you. 519 00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:00,440 Not sure it fits ... 520 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:03,160 - Take off your clothes. - Okay. 521 00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:06,520 Sure. Umm... 522 00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:10,900 - It's a little embarassing. - Now. Hurry up. 523 00:36:11,530 --> 00:36:12,530 Weird... 524 00:36:20,510 --> 00:36:23,140 Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom. 525 00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:25,330 - This is not what it looks like. Just... - Yeah. 526 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:26,730 What are you doing? 527 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,470 Don't shoot anybody. Brad? 528 00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:31,670 It's not what it looks like, buddy. 529 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,580 - Hey, man. Look. - Look, Peter... 530 00:36:33,590 --> 00:36:35,710 I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. 531 00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:38,740 If you wanna hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you. 532 00:36:38,770 --> 00:36:40,120 That's not what that was. Honestly. 533 00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:42,200 I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw. 534 00:36:42,230 --> 00:36:44,510 I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. 535 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:46,710 - I like her, too. - Wait a minute. Hey, hey... 536 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:48,720 You cannot show that photo, dude. Come on. 537 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,310 I'm sorry, man. I have to. 538 00:36:50,330 --> 00:36:52,170 She deserves the truth. 539 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,870 Okay. Put your one foot in front of the other, and everybody back on the bus. 540 00:36:58,210 --> 00:36:59,210 Let's go! 541 00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:08,320 - EDITH? - Hello, Peter. 542 00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:10,470 - How can I help you? - Hey, umm... 543 00:37:10,490 --> 00:37:14,080 - There's this guy in my class who's... - Peter I'm having difficulty hearing you. 544 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,910 Can you please speak up? 545 00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:18,540 Umm... Brad Davis. He has a photo of me. 546 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,790 Brad Davis. Is he a target? 547 00:37:20,830 --> 00:37:22,620 Is Brad a target? Umm.... 548 00:37:27,670 --> 00:37:29,730 Yeah. He's a target. He's a target. 549 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,790 Copy that. 550 00:37:30,820 --> 00:37:32,590 Target is Brad Davis. 551 00:37:32,610 --> 00:37:35,070 - Initiating strike. - Initiating what, now? 552 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,790 Intercept point determined. Releasing kill vehicle. 553 00:37:37,810 --> 00:37:38,810 EDITH? 554 00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:02,660 Oh, my God... 555 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,750 Dope glasses, Parker. How'd you pay for these? 556 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,180 Flash, come here. Give me that, Flash. 557 00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:08,180 - I'm really paying you a compliment... - Please, please! 558 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,090 I'm so sorry. 559 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,140 EDITH, don't kill Brad. 560 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,490 Peter, do you want me to cancel the drone strike on Brad Davis? 561 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,380 - Did you just punch Flash? - No! 562 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,680 Firing. 563 00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:29,610 This is not the Autobahn! 564 00:38:29,630 --> 00:38:30,800 EDITH! 565 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,290 Commencing second strike. 566 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,700 Peter, why aren't you behaving in that seat? Buckle up right now! 567 00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:41,160 - Look at the baby mountain goats! - Baby mountain goats? 568 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,210 I don't see any mountain goats... 569 00:38:58,570 --> 00:38:59,930 You missed them. 570 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,840 I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter... 571 00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:03,860 What? 572 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:06,810 ... but your new look, I love it. 573 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,570 - Right, Babe? - Thanks. 574 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,300 Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, and very European. 575 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,590 Oh, man... 576 00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:15,500 Let's try that again. 577 00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:19,440 This is so weird. It was right here on my phone. I... 578 00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:22,410 Yeah. Weird. 579 00:39:53,630 --> 00:39:55,800 Wow. This place is so classy. 580 00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:57,290 Yeah, so why are we here? 581 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,020 Speak for yourself. I'm home. 582 00:40:00,670 --> 00:40:02,160 What can I say? 583 00:40:02,350 --> 00:40:04,910 The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease. 584 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:08,480 Everyone, get settled in, rest up. Because tonight, big surprise, 585 00:40:08,510 --> 00:40:12,380 is Prague's annual Carnival of Lights. 586 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,340 - Hello? - Parker, it's Hill. 587 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,120 There's an earpiece with your suit. Put it on 588 00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:18,310 and await further instructions. Understood? 589 00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:20,070 - Yes, Ma'am. - Yeah. 590 00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:21,060 - Hey, man. - Hey. 591 00:40:21,090 --> 00:40:22,890 Look, I am so sorry, 592 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,720 if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship. 593 00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:27,050 You know I'm still your guy in the chair. 594 00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:28,980 No, no. It's all good. Don't worry about it. 595 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,340 Okay. Great. Great. 596 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,360 It's fine. 597 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,150 So, what's the status on the Elemental thing? 598 00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:36,870 - Where's it gonna happen? - Uh, here... in the city. 599 00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:38,540 - Peter, we're here. - I know. I know. 600 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,740 It's not good. I'm figuring it out. 601 00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:44,080 You have to do something, Peter. Please. We're all counting on you. 602 00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:45,980 - Ned... - Yeah. Yeah, Babe. 603 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:48,550 The good news is, we've all got our own rooms. 604 00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:50,230 Serious? 605 00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:51,370 Parker? 606 00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,060 - Parker! - Yes, sir. 607 00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:55,480 That thing is going to be here in a few hours. 608 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:56,890 Are we boring you? 609 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,740 He's not bored. He's just thinking about how you kidnapped him. 610 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,080 He had obstacles. I removed them. 611 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:05,420 They still won't evacuate the city. 612 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,170 Idiots. 613 00:41:07,990 --> 00:41:09,940 So what's the plan, Parker? 614 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,230 I will be in the cathedral tower, 615 00:41:12,310 --> 00:41:16,170 keeping watch for the fire monster. When that shows up, I will radio you guys... 616 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:19,580 - And then, uh, Mr. Beck and I... - My name is Mysterio. 617 00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:25,280 That's when Mysterio and I will move in. 618 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,640 Peter, listen to me. 619 00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:29,050 The best hope you have, the only hope... 620 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,290 is to stop it here, now. No matter what the cost. 621 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,790 Maneuver it away from civilians if you can. But most importantly, 622 00:41:35,810 --> 00:41:38,060 Keep it away from metal. 623 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,520 If it gets too big, it'll be able to draw power from the earth's core. 624 00:41:40,450 --> 00:41:42,980 After that, there's no way to stop it. 625 00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:44,880 Hey, man. My friends are here. 626 00:41:44,910 --> 00:41:47,080 And I can't help but think that we're putting them in danger. 627 00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:50,230 You're worried about us hurting your friends? 628 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:54,610 You? Who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus? 629 00:41:55,190 --> 00:42:01,020 Stark gave you a multi-billion dollar A.R tactical intelligence system. 630 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,070 And the first thing you do with it, is try to blow up your friends. 631 00:42:04,510 --> 00:42:10,190 It's clear to me that you were not ready for this. 632 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,070 Look, Fury asked me to come up here and see how you 633 00:42:18,890 --> 00:42:22,320 were doing. He just, he felt bad about snapping at you. 634 00:42:22,190 --> 00:42:23,090 Really? 635 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:26,130 You guys do have sarcasm on this earth, right? 636 00:42:27,530 --> 00:42:29,030 How you feelin'? 637 00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:36,460 I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer. 638 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:39,610 I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just... 639 00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:43,740 I had this plan with this girl that I really like, and... 640 00:42:44,290 --> 00:42:47,130 Now it's all ruined. 641 00:42:54,050 --> 00:42:57,120 You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid. 642 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,250 It's a hard path. 643 00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:04,220 You see things, you do things... Make choices. 644 00:43:04,970 --> 00:43:06,980 People look up to you... 645 00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:11,210 Even if you win a battle sometimes, they die. 646 00:43:11,870 --> 00:43:14,290 I like you, Peter. You're a good kid. 647 00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:18,790 There's a part of me that wants me to tell you, just... 648 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:21,280 turn around, run away from all this. 649 00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:24,840 And then, there's another part of me that knows what we're about to fight. 650 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,190 What's at stake. And I'm glad you're here. 651 00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:31,600 - Me, too. - But... 652 00:43:31,630 --> 00:43:34,540 - You're worried about your friends. - Yeah. 653 00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:37,980 I just always feel like I'm putting them in danger. 654 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,500 Look, just... 655 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,320 Get them inside and keep them in a safe place, 656 00:43:42,350 --> 00:43:44,820 for just a few hours. It'll be all right. 657 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,370 It's really nice... 658 00:43:47,590 --> 00:43:50,960 To have somebody to talk to about, superhero stuff, you know? 659 00:43:52,410 --> 00:43:53,650 Anytime. 660 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,180 And hey... 661 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,370 We survive this, you'll have all summer to kill Brad. 662 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:02,400 - See you out there. - All right. 663 00:44:07,590 --> 00:44:09,900 Sorry. That's Italian. 664 00:44:13,790 --> 00:44:14,790 EDITH? 665 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:17,610 - Hello, Peter. - Hey, uhh... 666 00:44:17,630 --> 00:44:20,400 I need to find a way to keep my friends inside for the next few hours? 667 00:44:20,430 --> 00:44:22,040 Let's see what we can do. 668 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:23,650 Good news... 669 00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:25,770 We're going to the opera! 670 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,320 - Huh? - The opera? 671 00:44:27,450 --> 00:44:28,730 Don't look at me. 672 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,720 - What happened to the carnival? - Well this is upgrade living, guys. 673 00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:35,220 Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets. 674 00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:36,530 For free! 675 00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:38,410 Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost? 676 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:42,010 No. Because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera. 677 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:42,980 Ever. 678 00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:46,040 Well, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us. 679 00:44:46,070 --> 00:44:47,210 Thank you, Ned. 680 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,580 Everyone, 681 00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:53,440 this is gonna be, maybe, the best four hours of our whole trip. 682 00:44:53,470 --> 00:44:55,080 Four hours?! 683 00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:57,770 Guys, I think this is gonna be really fun. Seriously. 684 00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:03,140 I bet now you're all happy that I had you pack a nice outfit. 685 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,720 Yeah, because we'd much rather go to a 4-hour opera 686 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:07,830 instead of the biggest party in the world. 687 00:45:07,850 --> 00:45:10,100 Again, don't look at me. 688 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,550 Parker, you copy? Comm check. One, two. 689 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,030 - Okay... - Here we are. 690 00:45:18,780 --> 00:45:21,340 - Beat the rush. - Yeah. The rush out. 691 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,490 Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house. 692 00:45:25,450 --> 00:45:26,580 Let's go. 693 00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:30,970 Hey. I'll save you a seat. 694 00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:39,240 You look really pretty. 695 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:41,230 And therefore, I have value? 696 00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:43,770 No. No, that was not what I meant at all. I was just... 697 00:45:43,790 --> 00:45:45,590 I'm messing with you. 698 00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:48,390 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 699 00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:51,260 - You look pretty, too. - Thank you. 700 00:45:51,330 --> 00:45:53,700 - Oh, my gosh, opera glasses! - So cute! 701 00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:54,730 Can I... 702 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,740 Want to go in, on a pair? 703 00:45:58,230 --> 00:46:00,870 - You mean, us sit next to each other? - Yeah. 704 00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:03,430 - Are you in position? - No. 705 00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:05,560 - Okay. No... - Why the hell not? 706 00:46:05,590 --> 00:46:08,470 You don't wanna sit next to me, or you just don't want... 707 00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:11,130 I didn't mean that. I, uh... 708 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,000 If you go ahead, I'll go... grab us a pair. 709 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,810 I'll save you a seat, next to me, because, 710 00:46:16,830 --> 00:46:17,450 Awesome. 711 00:46:17,490 --> 00:46:19,730 there's a lot of seats, so I'll be over there. 712 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:20,990 Okay. 713 00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:23,780 - Parker. - No, I'm coming. I'm... 714 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,520 Hey, I gotta go. 715 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:28,550 Umm, could you just tell MJ that I'm sick or something? 716 00:46:28,570 --> 00:46:30,320 Okay. Be careful. 717 00:46:30,350 --> 00:46:34,440 And Peter, whatever you do, please steer the monster away from the opera house. 718 00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:36,010 Yeah, Ned. I know. 719 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,430 - Okay. - Okay? 720 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,360 Gotta go. 721 00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:56,470 Parker! You better be on your way. 722 00:46:57,010 --> 00:46:58,180 Coming. 723 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,830 Where do you think she's going? Do you think she's going to the carnival? 724 00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:10,050 We should go, too. Yes, we should go. Come on, let's go. 725 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,670 Come on! 726 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,680 All right. I'm in position. 727 00:47:29,990 --> 00:47:33,510 As soon as I see something bad, I'll let you know. 728 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,580 - Roger that. - How's the suit? 729 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,980 The suit's great. It's awesome. 730 00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:40,200 It's a little tight around the old web-shooter... 731 00:47:40,230 --> 00:47:42,380 - Parker! - Okay. I'll shut up. 732 00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:44,800 Oh, my God, Babe! Isn't this beautiful? 733 00:47:44,810 --> 00:47:47,240 Yeah. It's real... Real beautiful, Babe... 734 00:47:47,310 --> 00:47:49,440 - What's wrong? - Uh, you know, 735 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,620 honestly, I just... I don't do well with big crowds, so... 736 00:47:52,650 --> 00:47:56,210 - Maybe we should... - I have the perfect thing. Come on. 737 00:48:04,790 --> 00:48:07,480 Don't worry, Babe. We'll get away from the crowds, get 738 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:10,680 some fresh air. You'll feel a thousand times better. 739 00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:18,270 - Energy spiking. - We have seismic activity. 740 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,480 Okay, he's here. Beck, are you ready? You know what to do. 741 00:48:32,570 --> 00:48:34,520 On your lead, Spider-Man. 742 00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:43,320 No, come back! Come back and help us! 743 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,270 You're up, kid. 744 00:49:03,570 --> 00:49:05,420 Wait, wait, wait. Is that... 745 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,120 Do you think that's Spider-Man? 746 00:49:07,730 --> 00:49:09,940 No, no, no. It's like a European rip-off version of him. I 747 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,290 was actually reading about him the other day, it's not him. 748 00:49:25,010 --> 00:49:28,040 No, Beck! He's got the carousel, he's getting bigger! 749 00:49:29,010 --> 00:49:31,200 What's, what's his name? What's his name? 750 00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:33,160 - Night, Night-Monkey! - Night-Monkey? 751 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,410 - Yeah. Yeah... - Night-Monkey! 752 00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:38,260 - Night Monkey, help! Save us! - Night-Monkey... 753 00:49:38,290 --> 00:49:40,600 - What? Oh, no. - Night-Monkey, we're stuck! 754 00:49:40,650 --> 00:49:42,150 Help us! Help! 755 00:49:56,740 --> 00:49:58,100 Are you okay? 756 00:50:01,670 --> 00:50:02,650 Go to Plan B? 757 00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:05,320 Yeah, we gotta hit him with something he can't absorb. 758 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,020 I go left, you go right. 759 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:08,070 Now! 760 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,550 Okay, go now! 761 00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:31,530 That hurt him. Keep it coming. 762 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,400 - Spider-Man, keep your distance. - I'm trying! 763 00:50:42,910 --> 00:50:44,940 We can't let him get near the ferris wheel! 764 00:50:44,970 --> 00:50:46,570 Okay. I'm on it! 765 00:51:09,410 --> 00:51:11,510 Whoa, what's that? 766 00:51:40,710 --> 00:51:43,850 That's it! Nice, nice. You got him! 767 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,070 No, no, no. 768 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,620 It's too late. 769 00:52:00,870 --> 00:52:02,140 Whatever happens... 770 00:52:02,810 --> 00:52:04,240 I'm glad we met. 771 00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:06,820 Beck, what are you doing? 772 00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:09,870 What I should've done last time. 773 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,890 Beck! Don't do it! 774 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:21,680 Beck! 775 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,290 Mr. Beck? 776 00:52:46,370 --> 00:52:47,920 Oh, thank God. 777 00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,250 I would totally kiss you, but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 778 00:53:03,670 --> 00:53:05,570 I might have a mint... 779 00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:09,630 - So, it's over? - That was the last of them. 780 00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:12,790 But not the last threat we'll ever face. 781 00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:16,430 We need to stay vigilant. 782 00:53:16,890 --> 00:53:19,650 There's a void in this world for someone like you. 783 00:53:19,670 --> 00:53:23,110 Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow. 784 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,290 You should join us. 785 00:53:26,530 --> 00:53:29,580 Thank you. I just might take you up on that. 786 00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:41,620 You got gifts, Parker. 787 00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:43,690 - But you didn't wanna be here. - Mr. Fury, I... 788 00:53:43,730 --> 00:53:46,500 I'd love to have you in Berlin, too. 789 00:53:47,450 --> 00:53:51,790 But you've got to decide whether you're going to step up, or not. 790 00:53:52,170 --> 00:53:55,720 Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. 791 00:53:56,470 --> 00:53:57,740 I need that. 792 00:53:58,620 --> 00:54:01,120 The world needs that. 793 00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:03,700 Maybe Stark was wrong. 794 00:54:06,590 --> 00:54:07,840 Was he? 795 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,470 The choice is yours. 796 00:54:25,970 --> 00:54:27,400 Let's get a drink. 797 00:54:30,610 --> 00:54:32,510 I'm not 21. 798 00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:35,260 Hey. 799 00:54:38,030 --> 00:54:40,660 We gotta celebrate. You did something good tonight. 800 00:54:43,010 --> 00:54:44,340 Fury was right. 801 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:46,890 Tony did a lot for me, so... 802 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:49,990 I owe it to him, to everybody... 803 00:54:50,540 --> 00:54:53,860 - Do you? - Yeah. I mean... 804 00:54:55,630 --> 00:54:59,970 Mr. Stark, gave me a chance to be more. He wanted me to be better than him. 805 00:55:00,140 --> 00:55:01,780 And Fury just wants me to live up to that. 806 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,500 What do you want, Peter? 807 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,080 - What do you mean? - What do you want? 808 00:55:07,810 --> 00:55:09,050 I don't know. 809 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,290 What do you want? You, Peter Parker, now. I know you're thinking about it... 810 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,440 I wanna go on my trip. Right? 811 00:55:13,470 --> 00:55:15,950 I wanna go back on my trip, with my friends. 812 00:55:15,970 --> 00:55:18,520 And, go to the top of the Eiffel tower, 813 00:55:18,970 --> 00:55:22,570 with the girl who I really like, and tell her how I feel, and... 814 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,890 Give her a kiss. 815 00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,590 Shut up, man. 816 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,370 - You're not gonna do that, are ya? - No, I can't. 817 00:55:30,390 --> 00:55:34,030 - Why not? - Because I have too much responsiblity. 818 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,230 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 819 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:38,610 What are those? Are those the... 820 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,190 - EDITH glasses, yeah. - It was on the floor? 821 00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:43,420 Try them on. Let's see what they look like. 822 00:55:43,450 --> 00:55:44,800 - Yeah? - Yeah. 823 00:55:48,090 --> 00:55:49,950 I actually really like them. 824 00:55:50,140 --> 00:55:52,840 - Can I be completely honest with you? - Please. 825 00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:56,040 - You look really stupid. - Oh. 826 00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:58,600 But maybe have a contact lens version of them. 827 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,770 - You try them on. - No. Come on. 828 00:56:00,850 --> 00:56:02,230 - Try them on. - I don't want... 829 00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:04,540 - I don't wanna try them on. - Try them on. 830 00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:12,920 What do you think, kid? 831 00:56:17,740 --> 00:56:20,090 "The next Tony Stark, I trust you." 832 00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:23,410 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 833 00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:24,450 What? 834 00:56:25,010 --> 00:56:26,720 Mr. Stark left me a message with those glasses. 835 00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:28,910 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 836 00:56:28,950 --> 00:56:31,600 I'm still not following. How many lemonades have you had? 837 00:56:31,650 --> 00:56:33,510 He knew every mistake I ever made, okay? 838 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:36,280 So he must have known that I was not ready for something like this. 839 00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:37,530 Why would he give it to you? 840 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,940 Because maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH, he just trusted me to pick who should. 841 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,700 It makes so much more sense. He always knew I would do what's right, 842 00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:47,440 and he's not gonna give them to Fury, because Fury would just give himself EDITH. 843 00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:48,820 You're probably right about that. 844 00:56:48,850 --> 00:56:51,780 Right. So, the world needs the next Iron Man, 845 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,350 and it's not gonna be me. I mean I'm a 16-year 846 00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:56,670 old kid from Queens. It needs to be an adult, 847 00:56:56,710 --> 00:57:00,420 with some experience, and that's good like Tony Stark, like you. 848 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,980 No, Peter. Come on. 849 00:57:03,740 --> 00:57:04,740 No. 850 00:57:06,670 --> 00:57:08,070 - EDITH? - Hello, Peter. 851 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:10,000 Hi. Yeah, umm... 852 00:57:10,670 --> 00:57:13,840 I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck. 853 00:57:13,870 --> 00:57:16,310 - Peter, what are you doing? - Doing the right thing. 854 00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:19,080 Any transfer will require confirmation. 855 00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:20,380 Stark gave you the glasses. 856 00:57:20,410 --> 00:57:23,130 Stark gave me a choice. It's my choice to make, okay? 857 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,710 And I'm gonna make it. Look, you're a soldier, a leader, you 858 00:57:25,740 --> 00:57:29,430 stopped the Elementals. You saved my life, you saved the world. Okay? 859 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,840 - He'd want you to have them. - Waiting for confirmation. 860 00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:33,950 Confirm. 861 00:57:37,910 --> 00:57:39,650 Welcome to the Avengers. 862 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,530 They look good on you. 863 00:57:50,590 --> 00:57:53,280 Thank you. It's an honor. 864 00:57:53,810 --> 00:57:54,810 Yeah. 865 00:57:56,230 --> 00:57:58,340 Mr. Stark would've really liked you. 866 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,420 - Where are you headed? - I'm gonna go find MJ. 867 00:58:02,450 --> 00:58:06,380 Good luck, kid. I give you about a 50/50 chance. You're pretty awkward, so... 868 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,240 Yeah. 869 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,030 - See you later, man. - See ya. 870 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,440 See? That wasn't so hard. 871 00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:49,810 Somebody get this stupid costume off me! 872 00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:59,890 Okay, we got EDITH. Get these connected to our system. 873 00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:02,570 - Toast! Toast! - Toast! Toast! 874 00:59:02,620 --> 00:59:05,760 Now, this is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do. 875 00:59:09,060 --> 00:59:11,100 Okay, toasts! 876 00:59:11,350 --> 00:59:12,890 Give me that, Doug! 877 00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:16,840 To the man who brought us all together, our former boss, Tony Stark. 878 00:59:16,850 --> 00:59:18,100 Boo! 879 00:59:18,310 --> 00:59:19,840 The jester king. 880 00:59:19,950 --> 00:59:26,860 Literally wrapped, in wealth and technology that he was unfit to wield. 881 00:59:26,890 --> 00:59:30,360 Like the holographic system I designed. A revolutionary breakthrough, 882 01:12:34,840 --> 00:59:34,760 with limitless applications, that Tony turned into a self-therapy machine, and renamed... 883 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:39,060 Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or BARF... 884 00:59:41,470 --> 00:59:45,840 611 million dollars, for my little therapeutic experiment? 885 00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:49,860 BARF 886 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:53,180 He renamed my life's work, BARF. 887 00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,480 He fired me. 888 00:59:56,040 --> 01:00:00,470 Said I was... unstable. 889 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,920 - To Tony! - To Tony! 890 01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:08,650 Next, to William. 891 01:00:09,970 --> 01:00:16,020 Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps! 892 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,580 The integration of my illusion tech, with your weaponized drones, was brilliant. 893 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,310 Powerful illusions, real damage, worked like a charm. 894 01:00:23,330 --> 01:00:25,560 - And it's just the beginning. - Thank you, brother. 895 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:27,900 - To Guterman. - To Guterman! 896 01:00:27,970 --> 01:00:30,390 The story you created of a soldier from another earth 897 01:00:30,410 --> 01:00:34,120 named Quentin fighting space monsters in Europe, is totally ridiculous! 898 01:00:34,180 --> 01:00:36,830 And apparently exactly the kind of thing people will believe right now. 899 01:00:36,860 --> 01:00:39,130 I mean, everybody bought it. 900 01:00:40,330 --> 01:00:42,450 - To Victoria. - To Victoria! 901 01:00:42,470 --> 01:00:44,900 Staging electromagnetic pulses at each attack sites with 902 01:00:44,930 --> 01:00:48,750 Fury's own satellites would confirm our lies? Inspired idea. 903 01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:50,730 - To Janice! - Janice! 904 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,070 After Tony died, she was the one who discovered 905 01:00:53,090 --> 01:00:55,640 that EDITH was being handed over not to us, 906 01:00:55,670 --> 01:00:58,530 not to the Defense Department, but to a child. 907 01:00:58,580 --> 01:01:00,170 - Thank you! - To Janice! 908 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,000 To the rest of you, Tony Stark is gone. 909 01:01:03,030 --> 01:01:06,260 There is a window of opportunity and someone will step up. 910 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,340 But these days, you can be the smartest guy in 911 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,150 the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. 912 01:01:11,260 --> 01:01:13,220 Unless you're flying around with a cape, or shooting 913 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:17,390 lasers from your hands, no one will even listen. 914 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:23,270 Well, I've got a cape. And lasers. 915 01:01:23,860 --> 01:01:26,040 With our technology, and with EDITH, 916 01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:31,130 Mysterio will be, the greatest hero on Earth. 917 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,240 And everyone, will listen. 918 01:01:36,670 --> 01:01:40,780 - Not to a, boozey man-child. - No! 919 01:01:41,310 --> 01:01:44,990 - Not, to a hormonal teenager. - No! 920 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:50,480 To me! And, to my very wealthy crew. 921 01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:52,520 - To us. - To us! 922 01:01:52,830 --> 01:01:55,990 - To Mysterio! - To Mysterio! 923 01:01:56,070 --> 01:01:59,060 - To Peter Parker. - To Peter Parker! 924 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:01,370 Poor kid. 925 01:02:02,810 --> 01:02:04,660 Let's get to work. 926 01:02:08,300 --> 01:02:10,240 - Peter! - Oh, my God! 927 01:02:10,270 --> 01:02:12,850 - We almost died! - It's fine. It's fine. 928 01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:14,790 Hey, guess what. I'm done with the mission. 929 01:02:14,820 --> 01:02:16,910 - Dude, the trip's over. - What? 930 01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:18,560 There's monsters coming out of the ground everywhere 931 01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:20,490 we go. Of course our parents would want us home. 932 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:23,800 Please, don't put me on hold. Oh, Peter! You're not dead! 933 01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:26,410 Oh, my God. Yes. Good, stay here. Don't die. 934 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,840 Put some clothes on. We're booking flights. 935 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:33,090 Speaking for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new dark ages. 936 01:02:34,940 --> 01:02:37,500 - What's going on, dude? - We're going home in the morning. 937 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,720 No. No, no, no. All the Elementals are gone. 938 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:40,470 Ned? 939 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:42,080 Coming, sweetie. 940 01:02:42,140 --> 01:02:45,150 Can you guys keep it down? I'm livestreaming. 941 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:48,840 Hey. 942 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:50,580 Hey. 943 01:02:50,610 --> 01:02:54,110 - Where were you? - Um.. I got lost... 944 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:56,230 They were worried about you. 945 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,430 - Good thing you're back. - Yeah. 946 01:02:59,850 --> 01:03:02,580 - So much for Paris, right? - It would've been fun. 947 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:03,420 Yeah... 948 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,350 - 'Night. - 'Night. 949 01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:08,570 You look ni... 950 01:03:18,550 --> 01:03:19,940 - Hey. - Hey. 951 01:03:20,310 --> 01:03:22,330 Uh... Look, um... 952 01:03:22,940 --> 01:03:25,640 I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, and 953 01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:28,660 I kinda wanna do something fun, that's not on 954 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,450 the itinerary or planned, or with Mr. Harrington... 955 01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:32,770 Yes. 956 01:03:33,570 --> 01:03:35,960 Yes, like, you wanna go? 957 01:03:35,990 --> 01:03:37,120 Yes. 958 01:03:38,270 --> 01:03:40,990 Okay. Awesome. I'll see you outside in ten minutes? 959 01:03:41,030 --> 01:03:43,170 Meet me outside in five minutes. 960 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,340 - Five is good. - Okay. 961 01:03:45,370 --> 01:03:46,850 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 962 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:03,720 - Hey. - Hey. 963 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:06,530 - So, where do you wanna go? - Who cares? 964 01:04:06,670 --> 01:04:07,490 - Awesome. - Okay. 965 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:08,510 Let's go. 966 01:04:14,790 --> 01:04:17,410 - I'm glad we're doing this. - Yeah. Me, too. 967 01:04:17,430 --> 01:04:19,820 Just see the city a little bit. 968 01:04:19,930 --> 01:04:22,860 You know they used to execute people? On this bridge? 969 01:04:22,890 --> 01:04:26,490 They were like... in a basket and they would drown in the water. 970 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,540 - Sorry. - It's okay. 971 01:04:32,180 --> 01:04:33,180 Uhh... 972 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:40,080 Look, there was this thing that I've been wanting to talk to you about for... a while. 973 01:04:41,310 --> 01:04:42,310 Yeah? 974 01:04:43,900 --> 01:04:47,760 It's our last night in Europe, and I had this plan that I wanted to... 975 01:04:48,130 --> 01:04:51,470 tell you... I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna tell you... 976 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,160 - MJ, I... - ... am Spider-Man. 977 01:04:57,180 --> 01:04:57,960 What? 978 01:04:57,990 --> 01:05:00,590 I just figured you were gonna say that you're Spider-Man. 979 01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:02,460 No. 980 01:05:03,370 --> 01:05:04,710 I'm not Spider-Man. 981 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:10,220 I mean, I've been watching you for like, a while now. It's... kind of obvious. 982 01:05:11,170 --> 01:05:14,600 I'm not Spider-Man. I mean, what would make you think that I was Spider-Man? 983 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,840 - Peter, Washington? - Yeah? 984 01:05:16,910 --> 01:05:20,710 The fact that you like, disappear? Out of nowhere? For no reason? 985 01:05:20,770 --> 01:05:22,470 No, that was, I was sick. Remember? 986 01:05:22,490 --> 01:05:23,430 I had my... the tummy? 987 01:05:23,460 --> 01:05:25,430 You know Suzan Yang thinks that you're a male escort? 988 01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:27,430 What? No, of course I'm not a male escort. 989 01:05:27,460 --> 01:05:30,980 - Well then, you're Spider-Man. - No, I'm not Spider-Man. At all. 990 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,140 Well, what about tonight? When you snuck off and fought that thing, I saw you. 991 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:36,690 You can't have seen me because I'm not Spider-Man. 992 01:05:36,730 --> 01:05:39,480 And also, on the news, it was the Night-Monkey. 993 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,590 - The Night-Monkey? - Yeah. That's what it said on the news. 994 01:05:42,870 --> 01:05:45,530 And the news, never lies. 995 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,100 Night-Monkey. Okay. 996 01:05:48,530 --> 01:05:50,050 What are you doing? 997 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,820 Well, do the Night-Monkey and Spider-Man use the same webs? 998 01:05:55,740 --> 01:05:57,380 I mean, maybe. 999 01:05:57,590 --> 01:06:00,030 Maybe he's a Spider-Monkey. Who knows? 1000 01:06:04,290 --> 01:06:07,620 Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider-Man? 1001 01:06:10,260 --> 01:06:11,260 Yeah. 1002 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,640 Why else would I be watching you? 1003 01:06:16,330 --> 01:06:17,960 Doesn't matter. 1004 01:06:18,460 --> 01:06:20,050 Just thought that maybe... 1005 01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:27,160 The hell was that? 1006 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,180 I don't know. 1007 01:06:40,770 --> 01:06:43,640 What is it, like some kind of projector or something? 1008 01:06:43,670 --> 01:06:47,190 Yeah, but it's really advanced. 1009 01:06:47,230 --> 01:06:50,000 It... It looked so real... 1010 01:06:50,370 --> 01:06:52,230 Yeah, really real. 1011 01:06:52,650 --> 01:06:55,810 - Wait a minute, does that mean that... - The Elementals are fake? 1012 01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:59,090 That doesn't make any sense, because we were there, right? 1013 01:06:59,370 --> 01:07:02,360 There was fire, and destruction, and... 1014 01:07:04,070 --> 01:07:06,270 Who would do something like that? 1015 01:07:15,330 --> 01:07:17,060 Mysterio? 1016 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,330 I am Spider-Man... 1017 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,270 And I really messed up. 1018 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:27,790 Wait, you're being serious right now? 1019 01:07:28,150 --> 01:07:30,710 You're not joking with me? Like you're 100% serious? Because it's not funny. 1020 01:07:30,730 --> 01:07:34,150 - No. I'm not joking. - Because I was only like 67% sure. 1021 01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:36,010 - MJ... - So, why are you here? 1022 01:07:36,030 --> 01:07:37,210 Why are you on this school trip? 1023 01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:38,990 MJ, look, I know you have a lot of questions. 1024 01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:40,700 But look, we really have to get out of here, okay? 1025 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,300 Okay. Okay. 1026 01:07:42,930 --> 01:07:45,000 I can't believe I figured it out! 1027 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,260 You took everything from me! 1028 01:07:49,070 --> 01:07:50,720 This is for my family. 1029 01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:57,540 Pause. 1030 01:07:59,590 --> 01:08:00,590 Pause? 1031 01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:02,740 Sorry. 1032 01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:05,650 Yeah, uhh, can you just fast-forward to the end? 1033 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,060 Yeah. Standby. 1034 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:14,110 Right. Fly, fly, fly... Zap, zap, zap... 1035 01:08:14,470 --> 01:08:15,470 Pause. 1036 01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:17,840 I'm not in love with this choreography but it'll do. 1037 01:08:17,870 --> 01:08:20,960 Kill image. Decloak drones. 1038 01:08:22,770 --> 01:08:24,180 Right, weapons? 1039 01:08:24,210 --> 01:08:26,250 - You wanna weaponize them? - Yup. 1040 01:08:26,290 --> 01:08:28,030 Weapons only. Standby. 1041 01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:38,050 Nice. 1042 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:39,730 Stop. 1043 01:08:40,610 --> 01:08:42,980 Something... I don't know what it is. It's something... 1044 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,830 Just... you know what? 1045 01:08:45,570 --> 01:08:47,780 Double the damage. And then run it again. 1046 01:08:47,810 --> 01:08:49,150 You want me to double it up? 1047 01:08:49,170 --> 01:08:52,020 - Yeah. - Alright. Cover your ears. 1048 01:09:01,540 --> 01:09:03,440 Good. That's good. 1049 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,860 - We're on schedule? - Oh, yeah. 1050 01:09:05,890 --> 01:09:08,160 Uploading software hack to EDITH network, 1051 01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:11,950 where drones will be able to create an event big enough to cover an entire city. 1052 01:09:11,970 --> 01:09:15,540 Right, well done. Make sure every drone is weapons hot. We need maximum damage. 1053 01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,620 That's gonna cause a lot of casualties. 1054 01:09:17,650 --> 01:09:19,760 Oh, yeah. More casualties, more coverage. 1055 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,860 I gotta cut through the static. London is a beautiful 1056 01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:23,830 city and it will suffer but they can rebuild. 1057 01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:26,330 If I'm gonna be the next Iron Man, I need to 1058 01:09:26,350 --> 01:09:28,950 save the world from an Avengers-level threat. 1059 01:09:29,910 --> 01:09:35,900 But, when its new saviour descends, all those casualties will be forgotten. 1060 01:09:36,430 --> 01:09:39,690 Janice, you'll be in position with a quick change armor. For the victory lap. 1061 01:09:39,770 --> 01:09:42,330 - Of course. Do you want to try... - No, no. That's... 1062 01:09:42,350 --> 01:09:44,910 What's going on with my hand? Why is that happening? 1063 01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,960 Oh, one of the drones that came back from the 1064 01:09:46,990 --> 01:09:49,390 plaza was missing a projector. It's fine. 1065 01:09:49,770 --> 01:09:52,840 Wait, and you're... You're telling me this, now? 1066 01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:56,370 It's one drone. The image will be perfect, I promise. 1067 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,290 That projector is evidence. It's going to tell 1068 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,290 people what we're doing and how we're doing it. 1069 01:10:01,090 --> 01:10:04,590 I am trying, to fool seven billion people here, including Nick Fury, 1070 01:10:04,620 --> 01:10:08,230 who happens to be the most paranoid and most dangerous person on the planet. 1071 01:10:08,260 --> 01:10:11,350 And if he catches on before I've killed him, then he will put a bullet in my head. 1072 01:10:11,390 --> 01:10:14,080 And nobody wants a bullet in their head. Right? 1073 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:17,400 Right? 1074 01:10:19,530 --> 01:10:21,400 William, can you look at me? 1075 01:10:23,550 --> 01:10:24,850 Pull up EDITH. 1076 01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:28,440 - Hello, Quentin. - Yeah. Hi, honey. 1077 01:10:28,470 --> 01:10:31,580 I need a level 5 search full resource protocol for this device. 1078 01:10:31,730 --> 01:10:33,230 Magnifying... 1079 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:37,340 There. Search everything going in and out of that building. 1080 01:10:37,550 --> 01:10:38,770 Located. 1081 01:10:40,270 --> 01:10:41,430 Shit. 1082 01:10:44,470 --> 01:10:49,300 You know William, one day, after I've had to kill Peter Parker because of this... 1083 01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:53,460 I hope you remember, that his blood, is on your hands! 1084 01:10:56,810 --> 01:11:00,050 I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. I mean, how can I be so stupid? 1085 01:11:00,070 --> 01:11:03,480 He's probably spying on me right now or sending a drone to come and kill me. 1086 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:06,370 You had access to killer drones? 1087 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:09,610 Yeah, I didn't really want them especially after I almost killed Brad. 1088 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,320 - You almost killed Brad? - Look... 1089 01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:15,350 I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud, but... 1090 01:11:15,590 --> 01:11:18,050 - I think he tapped my phone number. - Okay, so what are you gonna do? 1091 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:21,700 I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin, 1092 01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:24,080 and talk to Mr. Fury in person. 1093 01:11:48,780 --> 01:11:50,140 Oh, Ned. Perfect. 1094 01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:52,640 The costume looks great! For... 1095 01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:57,390 For the costume party, at the princess castle... 1096 01:11:57,420 --> 01:11:58,890 She knows. I told her. 1097 01:11:59,470 --> 01:12:01,540 He didn't tell me. I figured it out. 1098 01:12:02,450 --> 01:12:03,450 Oh. 1099 01:12:03,740 --> 01:12:06,410 - That's cool. - Like, a long time ago. 1100 01:12:07,590 --> 01:12:09,780 Look, Mysterio was a fraud. 1101 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,790 But he saved me and Betty's lives... 1102 01:12:11,820 --> 01:12:13,910 No, he's been faking the whole thing with illusion tech. 1103 01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:16,500 Yeah, he's using these, like, hologram projectors. 1104 01:12:16,550 --> 01:12:19,210 Whoa. That's... crazy. 1105 01:12:19,230 --> 01:12:20,160 Yeah... 1106 01:12:22,490 --> 01:12:25,580 So, you guys were like, working the case together, or what? 1107 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,990 It's been mostly me. 1108 01:12:27,450 --> 01:12:29,770 Look, Ned, I need you to call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington, 1109 01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,780 say that she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin until this all blows over. Okay? 1110 01:12:32,830 --> 01:12:34,150 Got it. Easy. 1111 01:12:34,170 --> 01:12:36,480 Wow. You guys lie with such ease. 1112 01:12:37,100 --> 01:12:38,100 Gotta go. 1113 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:40,640 Wait, wait, wait... the projector. 1114 01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:42,190 You're gonna need this. 1115 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:46,240 Don't tell anyone about this, okay? Anyone who knows is in danger. 1116 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:55,960 So, you know, too. 1117 01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,100 It's cool. Um...I mean, I've known first and 1118 01:12:58,130 --> 01:13:01,080 I've known longer, but it's not a competition. 1119 01:13:21,890 --> 01:13:24,630 - Excuse me, do you know where... - Night-Monkey! 1120 01:13:24,660 --> 01:13:27,100 No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man. 1121 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,150 Get in. 1122 01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:40,680 - Mr. Fury... - You've got a lot of explaining to do. 1123 01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:43,350 - No, no, no. Listen... - Wait until we're secure. 1124 01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:44,640 Okay. 1125 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,160 Right. 1126 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:17,440 So... 1127 01:14:18,130 --> 01:14:20,920 Is there anything you want to tell us about your girlfriend? 1128 01:14:20,970 --> 01:14:22,510 He's talking about EDITH. 1129 01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:25,540 Look, I know I made a mistake, and I'm sorry but he is not who you think he is. 1130 01:14:25,570 --> 01:14:28,410 Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals, it's all fake. 1131 01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,350 He has some sort of illusion tech, and that's how he 1132 01:14:30,380 --> 01:14:32,660 tricked you guys and he tricked me into giving him EDITH. 1133 01:14:33,420 --> 01:14:34,630 It's a projector. 1134 01:14:35,110 --> 01:14:37,060 I pulled it off the fire monster in Prague. 1135 01:14:37,090 --> 01:14:41,780 So all that death and destruction we witnessed was created by this? 1136 01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,410 No, not just this. I think he's using drones. 1137 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:49,610 Well, if this is true then Beck's very dangerous and we need to be smart. 1138 01:14:49,630 --> 01:14:51,740 Who else did you tell about this? 1139 01:14:52,230 --> 01:14:54,420 Parker? Parker! 1140 01:14:54,770 --> 01:14:57,440 - What's wrong? - It's Beck. He's here. 1141 01:14:57,460 --> 01:14:58,460 What? 1142 01:14:58,600 --> 01:14:59,600 Hill? 1143 01:15:04,690 --> 01:15:05,930 No, it's just an ill... 1144 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:08,800 Fury! 1145 01:15:13,870 --> 01:15:15,750 Wow, Peter. Wow. 1146 01:15:16,510 --> 01:15:18,110 I thought we were close. 1147 01:15:18,570 --> 01:15:21,630 Fury always had to die. But not you. 1148 01:15:22,110 --> 01:15:23,740 Stop hiding, Beck! 1149 01:15:25,810 --> 01:15:30,130 I tried to help you walk away. Now you're making me do this. 1150 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:37,370 You told me, you were just a kid. 1151 01:15:38,590 --> 01:15:41,890 You told me, you wanted to run after that girl. 1152 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:43,320 - Help me! - MJ! 1153 01:15:47,950 --> 01:15:49,810 Peter? What's going on? 1154 01:15:49,830 --> 01:15:52,520 - I know this isn't real. - Do you, though? 1155 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:54,860 MJ! 1156 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:56,680 MJ! 1157 01:15:59,860 --> 01:16:02,530 I don't think you know what's real, Peter. 1158 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:17,220 You need to wake up! 1159 01:16:40,330 --> 01:16:42,280 I mean, look at yourself. 1160 01:16:52,430 --> 01:16:56,440 You, are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit! 1161 01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:02,650 I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. 1162 01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:07,440 I control the truth! Mysterio is the truth. 1163 01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:34,840 If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive. 1164 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:50,870 Deep down, you know I'm right. 1165 01:18:01,940 --> 01:18:03,990 You made your choice. 1166 01:18:04,350 --> 01:18:06,520 All you had to do was step aside. 1167 01:18:07,190 --> 01:18:09,880 And now, you ha -- 1168 01:18:21,870 --> 01:18:22,880 Fury! 1169 01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:28,620 Beck's people... We're trying to find everyone who could expose him. 1170 01:18:29,510 --> 01:18:32,550 Who'd you tell? I know you told someone. 1171 01:18:32,580 --> 01:18:33,580 - So, just tell me... - Okay... 1172 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:36,430 Who did you tell? Who else did you tell? 1173 01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:40,700 Just Ned and MJ from my class, and maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty, but that's it. 1174 01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:43,240 What? 1175 01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:47,010 - You... are so dumb. - What? 1176 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:50,170 I mean, you're smart as a whip. Just a... 1177 01:18:50,530 --> 01:18:51,530 ... sucker. 1178 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,570 Now all your friends have to die. 1179 01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:02,720 It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. 1180 01:19:08,070 --> 01:19:09,920 But for what it's worth, Peter... 1181 01:19:11,220 --> 01:19:12,880 I really am sorry. 1182 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:23,560 - EDITH? - Yes, Quentin? 1183 01:19:23,580 --> 01:19:26,110 Access files to Peter Parker's class trip. 1184 01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:28,910 I need them to fly home from London. 1185 01:20:08,830 --> 01:20:09,830 Hi! 1186 01:20:10,890 --> 01:20:12,090 Where am I? 1187 01:20:12,470 --> 01:20:14,270 Municipal holding facility. 1188 01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:18,510 They said they found you unconscious at the train yard. Very dangerous. 1189 01:20:18,550 --> 01:20:21,680 We gave you the shirt because you seemed a bit cold. 1190 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,000 Thanks. 1191 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:26,700 You guys are nice. 1192 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,660 You speak really good English. 1193 01:20:29,830 --> 01:20:31,630 Welcome to the Netherlands. 1194 01:20:32,410 --> 01:20:35,550 - I'm in the Netherlands right now? - Yup. 1195 01:20:38,570 --> 01:20:39,570 Guard? 1196 01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,260 The guard's on a break. Probably talking to his wife. 1197 01:20:42,270 --> 01:20:44,520 - Yeah. She's pregnant. - Oh, yeah? 1198 01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:54,260 Yeah. 1199 01:20:54,780 --> 01:20:55,780 Yeah. 1200 01:20:56,570 --> 01:20:58,680 Night-Monkey. Yeah. 1201 01:21:03,190 --> 01:21:04,640 You guys okay? 1202 01:21:16,850 --> 01:21:20,050 Excuse me, sir? Can I borrow your phone? 1203 01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:23,890 Everyone's so nice here. 1204 01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:32,100 Okay... 1205 01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:37,010 Pick up, pick up pick up... Hey. Hey! Uh... 1206 01:21:38,370 --> 01:21:40,970 I messed up. I need a... I need a ride. 1207 01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:43,970 Where am I? Uh... where am I, sir? 1208 01:21:48,310 --> 01:21:50,450 Hang on, could you say that into there? 1209 01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:51,520 Hi, it's... 1210 01:21:54,370 --> 01:21:55,770 No problem. 1211 01:21:56,530 --> 01:21:57,530 Thanks. 1212 01:21:58,050 --> 01:21:59,380 Did you get that? 1213 01:22:20,510 --> 01:22:23,100 Peter? Are you okay? 1214 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:25,940 - Happy, is that you? - Is it me? Yeah, of course it's me! 1215 01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:27,140 Stop! 1216 01:22:27,870 --> 01:22:29,910 Tell me something only you would know. 1217 01:22:29,930 --> 01:22:31,710 Only I would know... 1218 01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:36,290 Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? 1219 01:22:36,310 --> 01:22:38,050 They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price, 1220 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,500 it was an adult film at the front desk and you didn't know how I knew? 1221 01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:43,060 Okay! Okay, fine. It's you. It's you, stop. 1222 01:22:45,940 --> 01:22:47,700 It's so good to see you. 1223 01:22:48,940 --> 01:22:51,710 Peter, you've got to tell me what the hell is going on here. 1224 01:22:52,470 --> 01:22:55,140 Okay. Hold still. Here we go. 1225 01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:02,740 Ouch. 1226 01:23:02,860 --> 01:23:04,540 I thought you had super-strength? 1227 01:23:04,570 --> 01:23:06,030 It still hurts. 1228 01:23:08,770 --> 01:23:10,700 All right, relax. 1229 01:23:12,380 --> 01:23:13,690 Just a few more... There we go. 1230 01:23:13,710 --> 01:23:15,080 - Oh, my God! - Relax! 1231 01:23:15,110 --> 01:23:18,880 Don't tell me to relax, Happy. How can I relax when I messed up so bad? 1232 01:23:19,790 --> 01:23:22,070 I trusted Beck. Right? 1233 01:23:22,390 --> 01:23:25,880 I thought he was my friend, so I gave him the only thing Mr. Stark left behind for me 1234 01:23:25,900 --> 01:23:28,540 and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe, so please, 1235 01:23:28,570 --> 01:23:30,760 do not tell me to relax. 1236 01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:35,840 I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout. 1237 01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:40,240 I just really miss him. 1238 01:23:41,210 --> 01:23:42,860 Yeah, I miss him, too. 1239 01:23:45,630 --> 01:23:47,280 Everywhere I go... 1240 01:23:48,370 --> 01:23:50,610 I see his face. And... 1241 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:54,330 the whole world is asking who is gonna be the next Iron Man? 1242 01:23:57,170 --> 01:24:00,090 I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man. 1243 01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:03,940 You're not Iron Man. 1244 01:24:04,930 --> 01:24:06,730 You're never gonna be Iron Man. 1245 01:24:08,630 --> 01:24:10,570 Nobody could live up to Tony. 1246 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,310 Not even Tony. 1247 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:17,290 Tony was my best friend. And he was a mess. 1248 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:20,540 He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. 1249 01:24:21,580 --> 01:24:24,980 The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. 1250 01:24:26,790 --> 01:24:29,580 I don't think Tony would've done what he did... 1251 01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:33,180 if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone. 1252 01:24:35,310 --> 01:24:39,690 Your friends are in trouble. You're all alone. The tech is missing. 1253 01:24:41,570 --> 01:24:43,640 What are you gonna do about it? 1254 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,270 I'm gonna kick his ass. 1255 01:24:50,380 --> 01:24:52,980 No, I mean, right now. Specifically, what are we gonna do? 1256 01:24:53,010 --> 01:24:56,260 Because we've been hovering over a tulip field for the last fifteen minutes. 1257 01:24:56,290 --> 01:24:59,590 Right. I can't call my friends because he's tracking their phones... 1258 01:24:59,670 --> 01:25:01,640 - Give me your phone? - My cell phone? 1259 01:25:01,670 --> 01:25:04,020 - Yeah. - Okay. Here. 1260 01:25:04,060 --> 01:25:06,460 - What's your password? - "password". 1261 01:25:06,510 --> 01:25:07,750 No, what is your password? 1262 01:25:07,780 --> 01:25:09,620 Password. The word. Spell that. Password. 1263 01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:11,710 You're the head of security and your password is password? 1264 01:25:11,730 --> 01:25:13,010 I don't feel good about it either. 1265 01:25:13,030 --> 01:25:16,470 'Ello, guv'nor! Cup o' tea for you? I'mma be in London. 1266 01:25:16,490 --> 01:25:18,380 - They're in London. - London? Okay. 1267 01:25:18,410 --> 01:25:20,630 - Yeah, I need a suit! - Suit? 1268 01:25:42,030 --> 01:25:43,570 Okay... um... 1269 01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:46,420 Bring up everything you have on Spider-Man. 1270 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:56,470 Yeah, open that. Okay. No, no, no. 1271 01:26:03,990 --> 01:26:05,930 - What? - Nothing. 1272 01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:09,420 You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music. 1273 01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:14,860 Oh! I love Led Zeppelin! 1274 01:26:20,790 --> 01:26:23,320 Okay, can you pull up my web shooters? 1275 01:26:24,260 --> 01:26:27,830 Isolate the taser webs and reconfigure and boost the voltage to a 1276 01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:34,420 factor of 25%, and with complete manual control over detonation. 1277 01:26:37,270 --> 01:26:40,270 I thought Kree having sleeper cells was top-secret information? 1278 01:26:40,290 --> 01:26:43,360 Nick... satellites are picking up an E.M. pulse. 1279 01:26:43,410 --> 01:26:45,010 I thought that was over. 1280 01:26:45,030 --> 01:26:46,690 - It's the biggest one yet. - Where? 1281 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:47,920 London. 1282 01:26:47,950 --> 01:26:51,450 Okay guys. The company set up a city tour, and then we'll grab a bite, 1283 01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:53,310 then head to the airport. 1284 01:26:55,700 --> 01:26:58,450 Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is? 1285 01:26:58,580 --> 01:27:02,310 I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all. 1286 01:27:02,330 --> 01:27:03,880 No, no, no. I'm talking about Peter. 1287 01:27:03,900 --> 01:27:06,010 Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? 1288 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:09,680 Because I saw him in the bathroom of a reststop with some woman in his underwear, 1289 01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:13,180 and he's always sneaking away. Like back at the opera? Huh? 1290 01:27:13,210 --> 01:27:16,750 And now what, he's suddenly off the trip? With his family in Berlin? 1291 01:27:16,780 --> 01:27:19,500 Is no one else here interested in the truth? 1292 01:27:20,610 --> 01:27:24,050 "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world." 1293 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:26,670 George Orwell. Thank you, MJ. 1294 01:27:26,690 --> 01:27:30,010 Yeah, well. I mean, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, 1295 01:27:30,030 --> 01:27:32,350 what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool 1296 01:27:32,380 --> 01:27:34,060 to take pictures of people in the bathroom? 1297 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:35,740 Yeah, dude. What's that about? 1298 01:27:35,930 --> 01:27:38,280 No, no. It wasn't like that. It was... 1299 01:27:38,570 --> 01:27:39,570 I was trying to take... 1300 01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:44,680 Let's just put all this craziness behind us, and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. 1301 01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:47,210 "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington!", said the class. 1302 01:27:47,340 --> 01:27:48,340 Okay. 1303 01:27:49,290 --> 01:27:51,340 I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now... 1304 01:27:51,730 --> 01:27:54,410 You've got to stop doing that, okay? It is weird. 1305 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:58,900 No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls. Okay? 1306 01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:01,330 - Look at this! - Mr. Harrington. Come on. 1307 01:28:01,350 --> 01:28:04,470 - We got a bus all to ourselves! - Nice to see you all. Come on. 1308 01:28:06,420 --> 01:28:07,420 Thank you. 1309 01:28:09,110 --> 01:28:10,110 All right! 1310 01:28:11,090 --> 01:28:12,470 I have the kids. 1311 01:28:16,580 --> 01:28:19,610 I got here as fast as I could. I did a full perimeter sweep. 1312 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:21,130 Nothing. 1313 01:28:21,690 --> 01:28:22,830 Damn it. 1314 01:28:25,140 --> 01:28:26,460 Pulse is spiking. 1315 01:28:26,490 --> 01:28:29,500 - I'll take another look. - Soon as you see something, report. 1316 01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:31,990 You're all we got, Beck. 1317 01:28:32,150 --> 01:28:34,550 This is what I fear. May God help us, Fury. 1318 01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:37,570 God help us all. 1319 01:28:38,590 --> 01:28:40,730 Okay people, no Avengers coming. We're good to go. 1320 01:28:40,740 --> 01:28:43,600 - William, launch the drones. - Copy that, brother. 1321 01:28:43,630 --> 01:28:46,830 Drones are entering the atmosphere, weapons hot. 1322 01:28:52,780 --> 01:28:54,850 - Excellent. Janice? - I'm still working on the cape. 1323 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:56,110 You got to get those wrinkes out in a few hours. I 1324 01:28:56,140 --> 01:28:58,110 could literally be shaking hands with the Queen. 1325 01:28:58,140 --> 01:28:59,630 - Guterman? - Almost in position. 1326 01:28:59,650 --> 01:29:00,770 Okay. Hit it, Victoria. 1327 01:29:00,810 --> 01:29:02,050 Increasing pulse. 1328 01:29:04,330 --> 01:29:07,450 Whatever this thing is, it's a hundred times bigger than the previous ones. 1329 01:29:07,570 --> 01:29:10,020 - EDITH? - Yes, Quentin? 1330 01:29:10,300 --> 01:29:12,360 Show me my loose ends. 1331 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:15,740 Once the show's going, execute a kill order on my command. 1332 01:29:15,770 --> 01:29:18,130 - Copy. - Alright. Start the show. 1333 01:29:19,870 --> 01:29:22,200 Let's save the world, people. 1334 01:29:24,450 --> 01:29:26,700 I don't like this. Something's definitely up. 1335 01:29:27,410 --> 01:29:29,120 You're an F.O.S. now. 1336 01:29:29,330 --> 01:29:32,920 Friend of Spider-Man. And you have to remember, just stay calm. 1337 01:29:36,910 --> 01:29:38,530 That doesn't look good. 1338 01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:41,290 But it's fake, so there's nothing to worry about. 1339 01:29:41,310 --> 01:29:44,270 The kids are in the kill zone. 1340 01:29:44,950 --> 01:29:46,590 Great work, Guterman. 1341 01:29:49,180 --> 01:29:51,220 - What? - Happy here. Happy Hogan here. 1342 01:29:51,260 --> 01:29:52,260 I know. What do you want? 1343 01:29:52,290 --> 01:29:54,250 Oh, great. Mr. Stark was going through his belongings, 1344 01:29:54,270 --> 01:29:56,600 apparently he owes a surfboard that you left behind. 1345 01:29:56,620 --> 01:29:57,910 - What? - People over there said 1346 01:29:57,940 --> 01:29:59,440 they didn't think that Nick Fury's a surfer. 1347 01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:00,930 The guy says, appearances can be deceiving. 1348 01:30:00,950 --> 01:30:03,920 It's not mine. And don't ever call this number again. 1349 01:30:12,140 --> 01:30:14,680 Okay, Fury's got the coded message. 1350 01:30:15,130 --> 01:30:16,680 - Your friends are at the Tower Bridge. - Okay. 1351 01:30:16,700 --> 01:30:18,760 The boy called it the London Bridge but I figured it out. 1352 01:30:18,780 --> 01:30:20,780 I'm gonna go scoop them up. Okay? 1353 01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:21,690 - Yeah. - We're close. 1354 01:30:21,710 --> 01:30:22,880 - We're close. - How's the suit coming? 1355 01:30:22,910 --> 01:30:24,110 - Almost done. - Good. 1356 01:30:24,140 --> 01:30:25,740 Wait... Before you go... 1357 01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,490 If something happens to me, could you please give this to MJ? 1358 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:32,460 You're gonna make it back. You'll give it to her yourself. Okay? You got this. 1359 01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:34,170 - I got this. - Now walk me through it. 1360 01:30:34,770 --> 01:30:35,980 I know it's illusion tech, right? 1361 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:38,660 All I have to do is get on the inside of the illusion, then I can take it 1362 01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:42,050 down. Find him, and he's just a guy, so I can take EDITH right back. 1363 01:30:42,150 --> 01:30:44,600 Right. But last time, you got hit by a train. 1364 01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:47,300 True. But, this time... 1365 01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:49,550 How do I explain this... uhh... 1366 01:30:49,580 --> 01:30:52,440 - I have like a sixth sense? - The Peter-tingle. 1367 01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:55,720 That's what you're talking about, right? It's not working, though. 1368 01:30:55,740 --> 01:30:57,790 I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it? 1369 01:30:57,830 --> 01:30:59,520 It is working. Well, I don't... I don't know if it's working... 1370 01:30:59,540 --> 01:31:01,850 Okay. So your Peter-tingle. That's the plan. 1371 01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:05,450 I'm gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online. 1372 01:31:05,910 --> 01:31:07,450 I got this. I got this. 1373 01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:24,080 - Cue the lightning... - Cuing lightning. 1374 01:31:29,420 --> 01:31:32,220 Sir, is it still safe on the top or should we all... 1375 01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:34,020 No it's not... All right. 1376 01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:37,710 Why did the bus driver stop? 1377 01:31:37,730 --> 01:31:40,160 - The bus driver's gone. - What? 1378 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,740 It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control. 1379 01:31:43,770 --> 01:31:47,480 - No, no, no. Don't drag me into this one. - I'm doing my best, Julius! 1380 01:31:49,050 --> 01:31:50,450 The witches are back! 1381 01:31:50,470 --> 01:31:52,640 Oh my God! Get off the bus! 1382 01:31:58,170 --> 01:31:59,970 I got you. Follow me, kids! 1383 01:32:17,470 --> 01:32:19,940 Now that is an Avengers-level threat. 1384 01:32:36,670 --> 01:32:38,150 - This way! - This way! 1385 01:32:38,470 --> 01:32:41,480 - Okay! Okay! - Flash! 1386 01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:43,630 This way, kids! Follow me! 1387 01:32:43,700 --> 01:32:46,980 - It's not real, it's not real! - That one looks pretty real to me! 1388 01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:53,300 Earth, wind, fire, water... Oh, no. They've joined forces like Power Rangers! 1389 01:32:53,620 --> 01:32:55,480 - You're thinking of Voltron. - Who? 1390 01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:57,290 Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron! 1391 01:32:57,310 --> 01:33:00,000 Hey, look. It's Mysterio! He's gonna save us. 1392 01:33:03,940 --> 01:33:06,580 - Wait, Mysterio knows we know. - Then we're in danger. 1393 01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:08,740 So are they. We should go. 1394 01:33:10,190 --> 01:33:11,800 Kill that witch! 1395 01:33:13,370 --> 01:33:15,340 This is for my family! 1396 01:33:17,710 --> 01:33:21,340 You should get somewhere safe, Fury. I don't see this ending well. 1397 01:33:21,370 --> 01:33:25,560 I appreciate your concern. But I never leave my men behind. 1398 01:33:27,010 --> 01:33:28,180 All right. Comms check. 1399 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:28,790 You hear me, kid? 1400 01:33:28,820 --> 01:33:30,880 Yeah I can. It's just a little loud out here. 1401 01:33:30,900 --> 01:33:32,760 - I like the new suit. - Thanks. 1402 01:33:32,860 --> 01:33:34,850 Whoa... Peter, you sure that's not real? 1403 01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:37,410 Yeah, it's just a hundred times bigger than I expected. 1404 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:38,990 - Still the play? - Uh-huh. 1405 01:33:39,010 --> 01:33:41,490 We need to get high enough so that it doesn't see me coming. 1406 01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:43,500 Copy. Stay sticky. 1407 01:33:46,670 --> 01:33:48,420 - Hey, Happy. - Yeah, kid? What is it? 1408 01:33:48,440 --> 01:33:51,050 We need to have a serious conversation about you and my aunt.... 1409 01:34:06,250 --> 01:34:07,960 Beck, report! 1410 01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:10,800 Hey, Guterman. I need a response, something quick and decisive... 1411 01:34:10,830 --> 01:34:14,110 It's all the Elementals. They somehow merged into something... 1412 01:34:14,140 --> 01:34:16,270 ... something else. Something more powerful. 1413 01:34:16,300 --> 01:34:18,710 It's drawing energy from the Earth's core. 1414 01:34:23,330 --> 01:34:25,370 See, now that's some bullshit. 1415 01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:29,750 Is that...? 1416 01:34:34,260 --> 01:34:35,810 Be ready for anything. 1417 01:34:35,950 --> 01:34:36,950 Yeah. 1418 01:34:42,670 --> 01:34:45,030 Ohh, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real! 1419 01:34:49,740 --> 01:34:53,050 Whoa... That's awesome. 1420 01:35:19,030 --> 01:35:21,120 William, I've got drones breaking formation. 1421 01:35:21,150 --> 01:35:23,360 Maybe they hit a flock of birds or something. You're fine. 1422 01:35:23,390 --> 01:35:25,920 Well, I wanna see what's happening there. I'm taking manual control. 1423 01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:33,420 Do you see anything? 1424 01:35:34,330 --> 01:35:35,330 Yeah. 1425 01:35:36,270 --> 01:35:37,780 And I'm gonna kill him. 1426 01:35:42,260 --> 01:35:43,720 I hope this works! 1427 01:36:00,130 --> 01:36:01,290 You got me? 1428 01:36:06,030 --> 01:36:07,410 I gotcha. 1429 01:36:07,630 --> 01:36:09,760 Boss, the illusion is coming apart. 1430 01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:14,330 I see you. 1431 01:36:18,050 --> 01:36:20,560 - EDITH, give me some protection. - Copy. 1432 01:36:35,100 --> 01:36:36,190 Kill it. Just kill the illusion. Kill it. 1433 01:36:36,220 --> 01:36:37,880 No. I'm not gonna kill it. They'll see you. 1434 01:36:37,910 --> 01:36:40,450 They'll see what I want them to see! 1435 01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:42,690 - Do you still need the cape? - Yes, Janice. 1436 01:36:43,540 --> 01:36:44,540 I still need the cape. 1437 01:36:45,110 --> 01:36:46,010 Done. 1438 01:36:48,410 --> 01:36:50,120 Now, William, render my illusion suit. 1439 01:36:50,140 --> 01:36:50,940 Alright, hang on. 1440 01:36:51,040 --> 01:36:53,030 The monster was full of drones! It's crazy! 1441 01:36:53,140 --> 01:36:54,290 There you are. 1442 01:36:58,450 --> 01:36:59,450 Easy... 1443 01:37:03,340 --> 01:37:04,900 Who the hell is that? 1444 01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:07,720 - Ned! - Happy! 1445 01:37:08,060 --> 01:37:10,210 I gotta get you guys outta here! Get on the jet! 1446 01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:12,210 - Who are you? - I work with Spider-Man, okay? 1447 01:37:12,230 --> 01:37:14,120 - You gotta get on that jet. - You work for Spider-Man? 1448 01:37:14,150 --> 01:37:16,480 I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man! 1449 01:37:19,650 --> 01:37:21,510 New plan. Into the tower! 1450 01:37:22,070 --> 01:37:24,930 - Happy, are you okay? - Yeah, we're okay. Just do your best. 1451 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:27,420 - EDITH, target Spider-Man. - Copy. 1452 01:37:32,110 --> 01:37:33,860 I'll just kill the kids myself. 1453 01:37:48,510 --> 01:37:50,070 There you are. 1454 01:37:52,450 --> 01:37:55,490 Into the crown jewels vault! Go, go, go! 1455 01:37:59,840 --> 01:38:02,270 Go into the vault. The walls are eight feet thick. 1456 01:38:02,300 --> 01:38:03,870 - Go into the vault! - What? 1457 01:38:03,890 --> 01:38:05,560 Into the vault! Go! 1458 01:38:07,630 --> 01:38:08,960 Take cover! 1459 01:38:40,770 --> 01:38:42,280 I see you. 1460 01:38:50,670 --> 01:38:51,760 Go! 1461 01:38:58,820 --> 01:39:00,560 How does Cap do that? 1462 01:39:10,290 --> 01:39:13,480 Happy? Say something, please. Just let me know you're alive. 1463 01:39:13,520 --> 01:39:16,030 - I'm here! I'm here. - Oh, Happy! Thank God. 1464 01:39:16,270 --> 01:39:17,850 I bought us some time. 1465 01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:20,000 But not much. 1466 01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:23,000 I'm trying to get to Beck but I can't shake these drones. 1467 01:39:37,340 --> 01:39:38,460 Gotcha. 1468 01:40:00,670 --> 01:40:02,040 Goin' up! 1469 01:40:38,990 --> 01:40:40,090 Finally. 1470 01:40:40,180 --> 01:40:41,800 Hey, William? How are we doing? 1471 01:40:41,830 --> 01:40:43,910 Illusion almost back up. 1472 01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:46,500 I don't know how you're gonna spin this. 1473 01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,200 Great. No webs. 1474 01:41:15,320 --> 01:41:16,420 Are we gonna die? 1475 01:41:16,240 --> 01:41:17,980 Nobody dies on my watch. 1476 01:41:20,070 --> 01:41:23,040 I wasted my life playing video games and we're gonna die! 1477 01:41:23,920 --> 01:41:27,090 I have a fake ID. And I've never even used it. 1478 01:41:27,740 --> 01:41:30,390 I post stupid videos daily for people to like me! 1479 01:41:30,420 --> 01:41:34,970 Hey! If it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you. 1480 01:41:35,770 --> 01:41:37,710 Spider-Man follows me? 1481 01:41:37,930 --> 01:41:38,990 I saved us, guys! 1482 01:41:39,010 --> 01:41:41,010 If you saved us, then why are we about to die? 1483 01:41:41,190 --> 01:41:43,790 - Stop it! - I'm sorry! Okay? 1484 01:41:43,810 --> 01:41:47,420 I just... I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings. 1485 01:41:48,330 --> 01:41:50,490 I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. 1486 01:41:54,500 --> 01:41:55,920 We're sharing, right? 1487 01:42:34,910 --> 01:42:36,370 Your lies are over, Beck. 1488 01:42:37,560 --> 01:42:42,100 This certainly isn't ideal, but... I have contingencies. EDITH? 1489 01:42:50,300 --> 01:42:51,880 Just give me the glasses. 1490 01:42:52,950 --> 01:42:54,320 You want these? 1491 01:42:56,230 --> 01:42:57,590 Come and get them. 1492 01:43:07,220 --> 01:43:08,810 Come on, Peter-tingle. 1493 01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:34,980 Why aren't these drones firing? 1494 01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:36,800 You're in the strike zone. The chance of getting hit... 1495 01:43:36,820 --> 01:43:40,520 No, fire all the drones now! 1496 01:43:59,440 --> 01:44:00,440 Beck! 1497 01:44:04,590 --> 01:44:05,590 Beck... 1498 01:44:06,370 --> 01:44:07,700 You lied to me. 1499 01:44:08,570 --> 01:44:11,130 - I trusted you. - I know. 1500 01:44:11,160 --> 01:44:15,220 That's the most... disappointing part. 1501 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,540 You're a good person, Peter. 1502 01:44:20,790 --> 01:44:22,590 Such a weakness... 1503 01:44:24,610 --> 01:44:26,430 Stark was right. 1504 01:44:26,970 --> 01:44:28,610 You do deserve that. 1505 01:44:40,230 --> 01:44:42,200 You can't trick me anymore. 1506 01:44:45,810 --> 01:44:47,770 EDITH, turn off the drones! 1507 01:44:48,470 --> 01:44:51,670 Biometric scan complete. Welcome back, Peter. 1508 01:44:51,790 --> 01:44:53,910 Shall I execute all cancellation protocols? 1509 01:44:53,930 --> 01:44:55,750 Do it. Execute them all. 1510 01:44:55,780 --> 01:44:57,130 Confirmed. 1511 01:45:05,650 --> 01:45:07,150 Give me the spear. 1512 01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:09,480 That's a halberd. 1513 01:45:14,540 --> 01:45:15,640 Thank you. 1514 01:45:19,610 --> 01:45:21,610 How could you do all of this? 1515 01:45:22,150 --> 01:45:23,580 You'll see, Peter. 1516 01:45:24,650 --> 01:45:27,980 People tend to believe... 1517 01:45:29,230 --> 01:45:30,980 And nowadays... 1518 01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:35,110 they'll believe anything. 1519 01:45:45,890 --> 01:45:47,060 Is he... 1520 01:45:48,270 --> 01:45:49,540 Is this real? 1521 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:53,200 All illusions are down, Peter. 1522 01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:11,100 Where are you going? 1523 01:46:19,090 --> 01:46:20,090 MJ. 1524 01:46:22,160 --> 01:46:23,950 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. Are you okay? 1525 01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:26,610 - Yeah. - Is everybody also okay? 1526 01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:28,100 Everyone's okay. 1527 01:46:29,590 --> 01:46:30,570 What happened? 1528 01:46:30,600 --> 01:46:35,160 There was this... the drones, and they were following us, and then, they just stopped. 1529 01:46:36,600 --> 01:46:38,190 - Was that you? - Yeah. 1530 01:46:39,360 --> 01:46:40,760 Did you get him? 1531 01:46:43,810 --> 01:46:46,040 - Yeah. - Well, I, umm... 1532 01:46:46,730 --> 01:46:48,240 brought that. 1533 01:46:48,960 --> 01:46:52,030 - In case you needed some help. - Thanks. 1534 01:46:54,360 --> 01:46:56,290 Anyway, uh... 1535 01:46:56,470 --> 01:46:58,910 There was this sweaty guy, in the tower with us. 1536 01:46:58,930 --> 01:47:01,350 I think, he like, works for you or something. 1537 01:47:01,660 --> 01:47:02,660 He, um... 1538 01:47:02,960 --> 01:47:04,260 He gave me this. 1539 01:47:04,350 --> 01:47:05,350 No... 1540 01:47:05,860 --> 01:47:06,860 No! 1541 01:47:08,230 --> 01:47:11,480 Oh, MJ, I am so sorry. I had this plan, this stupid plan, 1542 01:47:11,510 --> 01:47:13,040 and I wrote it all down, and I was gonna buy you 1543 01:47:13,060 --> 01:47:15,150 this. I'll give it to you in Paris, at the top... 1544 01:47:19,430 --> 01:47:20,710 Did you kiss me? 1545 01:47:23,430 --> 01:47:27,710 I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people... 1546 01:47:29,890 --> 01:47:31,270 ... so I lied. 1547 01:47:32,930 --> 01:47:37,200 I wasn't just watching you 'cause I thought you were Spider-Man. 1548 01:47:41,530 --> 01:47:42,980 That's great. 1549 01:47:44,290 --> 01:47:46,040 Black Dahlia. Like... 1550 01:47:46,070 --> 01:47:48,300 - The murder. Yeah. - The murder. Yeah. 1551 01:47:49,170 --> 01:47:50,640 I'm sorry it's broken. 1552 01:47:51,110 --> 01:47:53,150 I actually like it better broken. 1553 01:47:54,900 --> 01:47:56,360 I really like you. 1554 01:47:57,790 --> 01:47:59,330 I really like you, too. 1555 01:48:13,780 --> 01:48:15,210 Okay. I should, umm... 1556 01:48:15,270 --> 01:48:18,330 I should walk... probably get back to the class. 1557 01:48:18,360 --> 01:48:19,740 I'll go and.... 1558 01:48:20,910 --> 01:48:22,610 ... yeah. I don't know. 1559 01:48:24,500 --> 01:48:25,850 Just in case. 1560 01:48:33,790 --> 01:48:38,550 Yeah. No, no, May, you're right. He did great. He was strong. 1561 01:48:38,690 --> 01:48:42,210 Yeah. I'm glad he stayed, too. I gotta go. 1562 01:48:43,740 --> 01:48:46,680 Wow, I'm glad you're alive. I guess the coded message worked. 1563 01:48:46,700 --> 01:48:49,480 "Appearances can be deceiving." 1564 01:48:49,500 --> 01:48:51,850 I'm surprised you didn't just wink in the camera. 1565 01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:52,820 It worked. 1566 01:48:52,850 --> 01:48:55,720 Only because I had serious doubts about Beck from the beginning. 1567 01:48:55,750 --> 01:48:57,680 Not true. He had zero doubts. 1568 01:49:00,860 --> 01:49:02,270 Where's Parker? 1569 01:49:02,520 --> 01:49:05,850 - He's with the girl. - I need to speak with him. 1570 01:49:06,790 --> 01:49:07,840 He'll call you. 1571 01:49:08,030 --> 01:49:09,030 He'll ca --- 1572 01:49:12,780 --> 01:49:15,370 Okay! That's great! 1573 01:49:15,390 --> 01:49:18,630 Well he better. Or it's your ass. 1574 01:49:19,590 --> 01:49:22,710 And don't even think about ghosting me. 1575 01:49:39,720 --> 01:49:41,700 You sure no one else has figured it out? 1576 01:49:41,730 --> 01:49:45,060 Yeah. It's not like anybody really pays attention to you. 1577 01:49:45,740 --> 01:49:46,790 Ouch. 1578 01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:48,380 Except for me. 1579 01:49:48,790 --> 01:49:50,890 - Aww. Thanks. - Don't be late. 1580 01:49:50,910 --> 01:49:52,580 I won't. See you later. 1581 01:49:52,610 --> 01:49:55,400 - You guys are so cute. - Thanks. 1582 01:49:56,800 --> 01:49:58,640 I was thinking that maybe we should all... 1583 01:49:58,870 --> 01:50:00,820 I don't know, like go on a double date or something. 1584 01:50:00,840 --> 01:50:03,210 - Oh... we broke up. - Oh... we broke up. 1585 01:50:03,240 --> 01:50:04,870 No! What... why? 1586 01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:07,780 Men and women grow apart. But the journey they 1587 01:50:07,810 --> 01:50:10,760 shared together will always be a part of them. 1588 01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:14,570 - You are so wise. - Thank you. 1589 01:50:17,260 --> 01:50:18,460 Hello, Gerald. 1590 01:50:19,660 --> 01:50:21,510 Could Mother not make it? 1591 01:50:27,650 --> 01:50:28,240 May! 1592 01:50:28,260 --> 01:50:30,900 I promise you... He's here! Don't give me a ticket. 1593 01:50:33,460 --> 01:50:35,270 So glad you're okay! 1594 01:50:35,700 --> 01:50:38,740 No. For real, I'm good. I'm actually really... fine. 1595 01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:40,710 Let's go. Where are your bags? 1596 01:50:40,730 --> 01:50:42,790 - Oh, right. They got blown up. - Yeah. 1597 01:50:47,220 --> 01:50:50,390 I've kept my identity pretty guarded, these past couple of years. 1598 01:50:50,500 --> 01:50:54,940 I faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. 1599 01:50:55,090 --> 01:50:57,640 So, it's time for the truth to be out there. 1600 01:51:00,740 --> 01:51:02,490 Are you dating? 1601 01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:04,050 - Not really. - Yes. 1602 01:51:05,250 --> 01:51:06,350 What? 1603 01:51:07,070 --> 01:51:09,020 - I... think... - ... summer fling. 1604 01:51:09,080 --> 01:51:10,990 Yes, that evolves and grows like... 1605 01:51:11,010 --> 01:51:12,300 I still don't know where it's going to go. 1606 01:51:12,310 --> 01:51:14,740 - ... opens you wherever it might lead. - Anywhere. 1607 01:51:14,770 --> 01:51:15,990 And to share with people... 1608 01:51:16,020 --> 01:51:18,240 But we'll always be friends no matter what. 1609 01:51:18,280 --> 01:51:21,410 I'm gonna go, because I've got a date... Uh.... 1610 01:51:21,830 --> 01:51:22,830 We all are interconnected... 1611 01:51:22,890 --> 01:51:23,890 Bye! 1612 01:52:20,840 --> 01:52:21,340 - Hey! - Hey! 1613 01:52:21,370 --> 01:52:22,630 Sorry I'm late. 1614 01:52:22,830 --> 01:52:23,820 It's fine. 1615 01:52:23,870 --> 01:52:25,450 - You ready? - Yeah. 1616 01:52:25,480 --> 01:52:26,850 You're gonna love this. 1617 01:52:27,090 --> 01:52:29,620 Okay! Okay! Okay! 1618 01:52:30,740 --> 01:52:33,350 I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. 1619 01:52:35,550 --> 01:52:39,380 I'm not looking. I'm not looking. I'm not looking! 1620 01:52:51,410 --> 01:52:56,580 subbed by: FujiFilm69 (iamdepressd69) 117602

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