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RON:
Thank you, Tucson!
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Oh!
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Ow.
Oh!
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Sorry, buddy.
Even in stair luge,
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you gotta stick the landing.
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You okay?
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No, I'm not okay.
Look at my knee!
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Why did you let me
do that?
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Oh, it's a scrape. You're fine.
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You suck!
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You're a joke of a dad.
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A blind pile of turds would
be a better dad than you.
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(knocking on door)
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Angela.
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Have you done something
with your face?
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It's different.
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Angrier. I like it.
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You've been spiking my birdbath
with booze again.
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Well, I think the real
question here is:
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Why do you keep drinking
from your birdbath?
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Okay, birds drink
from the bath, Ron,
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and I know there's booze in
there because they stagger away
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and throw up in the bushes.
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Oh, lightweights.
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I got a squirrel in the backyard
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that can drink me
under the table.
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I cannot believe
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that with how hard Glenn and
I are trying to have kids,
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God just hands you three of 'em.
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We wanted a better dad,
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but he was the best
we could get.
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(chuckling): Shh.
Oh, look
at that knee.
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And you were just standing there
with a camcorder?
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Yeah, I got the whole thing.
(scoffs)
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Sweetie, let's get
that fixed up.
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Someone needs a little TLC.
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Mm-hmm.
ROBBY: Yeah.
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About time.
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Ron, I need
you to...
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Who let her in here?!
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Well, Robby needed some TLC.
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And I don't know
where we keep that.
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Angela's dangerous.
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She's a total snoop,
and she hates you.
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Relax. She's thinking with her
uterus right now, okay.
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The antenna are down.
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Doesn't matter. Keep her out.
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Our house, our rules.
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(mimicking Gary):
Our house, our rules.
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Listen, I need you to take me
to Flagstaff tomorrow
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for my debate tournament.
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Yeah! Road trip!
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There was no room in any
of the other carpools.
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Road trip!
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Oh, God, are you one
of those people
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who gets excited about an
overnight trip, no matter...
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Overnight road trip!
Double bam! Yeah!
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Oh, that's so good, man.
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Hey, check it out.
We'll do a beef jerky crawl.
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The dried meats on the I-17
are superb this time of year.
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Oh, and I get to sleep in the
backseat of the car. Boom.
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We're not sleeping in your car.
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A hotel?
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Oh.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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Oh, a night in a real bed
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beats a night
on that couch any day.
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Look at my spine. It's
like a question mark. Huh?
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Oh, there he is.
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Good as new. What'd I tell ya?
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Yeah? That thing on my knee
was serious.
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It's called a boo-boo!
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Oh.
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That is serious.
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(engine revving)
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I have to admit,
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the turkey jerky
from the windowless shack
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had a really smooth
finish.
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Oh, that's the nitrites, baby.
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Fully loaded.
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But we're 15 minutes
behind schedule.
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I only have six minutes
to freshen up, instead of 21.
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Oh, time doesn't exist
on a road trip, Gary.
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Fact is, if you stayed on a
road trip, you'd never age.
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As long as you're driving
against the sun.
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That's not me, that's Einstein.
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What the hell?
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You brought your own sheets?
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Hey, I've seen CSI.
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We're not the only living
organisms in this room.
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All right, knock yourself out,
Grissom.
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What?
Who locked out the porn?
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I called ahead and asked for
the Christian Family Package.
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I wasn't gonna watch it
with you in the room.
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That's ridiculous.
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Anyway, hey, you don't
make the rules here.
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Okay? This is not your house.
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It's not your TV,
not your thermostat,
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not your mini-fridge.
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Oh, speaking of which...
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No, don't eat from there.
It's a rip-off.
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Yeah, I know. That's what makes
it taste so good, dum-dum.
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Oh, Mr. Toblerone.
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You're classy because
you're hard to bite.
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Hey, Ron,
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you touch it, you bought it.
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And stay away from
the cola.
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It's my study beverage
for later.
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Whatever.
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Okay, back to business.
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(bed creaking)
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What are you doing?
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Trying to find the sweet spot.
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Every bed's got one.
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Just gotta find it.
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And there it is.
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No, false alarm. That's not it.
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Oh!
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Oh, there it is.
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I miss so much sleeping
one floor above you.
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(snoring)
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(knocking on door)
Gary said
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we're not supposed to open
the door for anybody.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Gary is not...
Oh crap, it's Angela!
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No, she's cool.
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What?
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Hi, Amma.
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Hi, Pooh Bear.
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I wanted to see
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how you're doing.
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Where's Ron?
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Uh, he's at barber college.
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Yeah, he's getting
his Master's
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in-in hair theory.
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I've seen his hair. Where is he?
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He and Gary went to Flagstaff
overnight.
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He left you two alone?
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Without any adult supervision?
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Even when he's here,
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it's borderline.
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All right, you know what?
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Glenn's out of town working
on our relationship.
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You kids need someone.
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I'm gonna stay here and baby-sit
you guys tonight.
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Oh, no.
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I mean, not me.
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I've got a sleepover
that I'm going to...
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at a friend's house with really,
incredibly strict parents.
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Yeah, he's a prison guard,
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and she is a tennis umpire.
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For a prison.
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Gotta get my toothbrush.
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So, so, Ron was going to
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let you go to a sleepover and
leave Robby by himself?
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He is the most
brain-dead, selfish...
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It's amazing you kids know
how to dress yourselves.
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All right, Robby, I'm going home
to get my stuff.
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Brandon,
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have your friend's mother call
me when you get there.
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BRANDON:
Uh-huh.
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(door closes)
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You don't have a sleepover.
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And I'm also not a little kid
who needs a babysitter.
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I can take care of myself.
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Yeah, right. Where you gonna go?
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I don't know. Maybe
I'll ride the rails,
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pick avocados in California,
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join the Army for
a couple of days.
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Okay, well, I'll leave
a window open for you.
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Probably see you around 10:30.
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Bye.
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Oh, look out,
here's our ace.
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Gary Gunderson.
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(chuckles)
Well, you know.
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That's debatable.
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(both laugh)
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Angela, no. You're what?
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You're baby-sit... you don't...
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That is really
not necessary, okay?
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Oh, really, Angela?
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Worst father in the world?
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Well, I bought myself a coffee
mug that says otherwise.
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Okay? Click.
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Well, we're set for
entertainment tonight.
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I just heard they're reenacting
the McKinley-Bryan debates
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in the Oak Room.
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Goody.
Oh, and FYI,
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not everyone with food on
their plate is serving it.
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Yeah, the lady with
the shrimp cocktail
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made that abundantly clear.
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(sighs)
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Laters.
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This kid on our team
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is such an uptight
control freak.
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GIRL:
He's such a know-it-all.
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Even if he agrees
with your idea,
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he'll say you came up with
it the wrong way.
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(chuckling): Oh, man.
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Uptight control
freak, huh?
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I went to school with this kid
named Tom Beschloss.
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We called him
"Tom Getlost."
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(all laugh)
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The kid was an idiot.
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The guy on our team,
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his nickname is "Gary
No-Funderson."
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And we told him there was
no room in our carpools,
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because we couldn't stand
riding in a car with him.
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Right. But that-that doesn't--
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that doesn't rhyme
with his real name, right?
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Um... yeah.
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Oh, I need a mini quiche.
Thank you.
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Mmm!
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When are you coming by with
those lamb skewers?
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I don't work here.
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You should.
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You're very, very good at this.
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Mmm, one more?
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Excuse me. Hi.
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Am I anywhere
near Covenant Avenue?
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Food Hound says
this neighborhood
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is the armpit of Tucson,
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but there's a really cool
cupcake shop around here
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that makes "rubbing elbows with
the locals almost worth it."
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Hey, I live here.
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Very cool.
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I'll keep looking.
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(laughing)
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(sighs)
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Unbelievable.
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Oh, what? Like that's on me
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and not the maid who
left her cart unattended
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in the hallway?
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I don't think so.
Did you see my
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teammates avoiding me at the
reenactment?
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No, sorry.
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I was a little busy
brainstorming suicide options.
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No one could look at me.
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Clearly they're unprepared
for tomorrow.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know what?
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My back is killing me.
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I'm gonna take a super long
bubble bath.
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How long is super long?
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I don't know, Gary. It's not a
fixed amount of time, all right?
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It's just whenever
it feels super.
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Well, don't make
it too long.
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It'll fog up
the mirrors.
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And I want be able
to practice my
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"I've got six ways to defeat
your argument" look.
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I'm gonna make it as long
as I want, Gary, okay?
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As a matter of fact, now that
you've complained about it,
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I'm upgrading to crazy
long bubble bath.
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You are so selfish.
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I don't think you want to
have this discussion, Gary.
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I'm sorry, but that's
what you are.
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You're selfish and obnoxious.
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It's why you don't
have any friends.
263
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,408
Oh, I don't have any friends?
264
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,149
What's that supposed to mean?
265
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,382
Nothing. Nothing.
266
00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,351
I guess, uh, people
with no friends
267
00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,991
just like to repeat things.
268
00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,031
(door closes)
269
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,531
There we go.
270
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:23,856
All clean.
271
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,531
Isn't that better?
It is.
272
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,429
Wow.
273
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,140
My hands smell like hands.
274
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,042
How'd you do that?
275
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,774
Well, play your cards right,
and I'll show you
276
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,540
how to make your hair smell
like hair tonight, too.
277
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,179
Now...
278
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:38,781
Eat up.
279
00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,306
Is this some kind of joke?
280
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,250
What's this green stuff?
281
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,054
It's broccoli.
282
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,646
Yeah, no thanks.
283
00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,448
I like hot dogs
and cheese sticks.
284
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,789
Well, you need to eat
your veggies.
285
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,585
Don't you want to grow up
to be big and strong?
286
00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,957
Listen, Angela,
you've been great.
287
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,264
The bandage...
288
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,085
figuring out the shoe thing...
289
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,031
all top-notch stuff.
290
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,055
But I eat hot dogs
and cheese sticks.
291
00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:01,170
Robby, don't make me
give you a time-out.
292
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,944
Fine by me. I got hot dogs
and cheese sticks in my room.
293
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,974
Then I'll give you a time-out
in some other room.
294
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:10,139
Lady, I got hot dogs and cheese
sticks all over this house.
295
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,280
Robby.
296
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,154
No.
297
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,216
(phone rings)
298
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,615
Hello?
299
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,718
Well, hello, Brandon.
300
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,790
Thank you for calling.
It's nice to know I have
301
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,228
at least one kid
cooperating tonight.
302
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,434
May I please speak
with Greg's mother?
303
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,496
Yes, of course, Angela.
304
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,504
Hi, you must be Angela.
305
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,237
Oh, well, my husband
and I both think
306
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,214
your Brandon is a delight.
307
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,412
Oh.
308
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:44,183
No, thank you, for raising
such a lovely young man.
309
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,554
(laughs)
310
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,352
Oh, in bed by 10:00,
of course.
311
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,824
Buh-bye now.
312
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,252
Wow, you have a really
nice phone voice.
313
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,888
Thank you so much.
Here.
314
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,723
What was it we agreed on,
five dollars?
315
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,126
Hey, my phone!
316
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,261
My...
317
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,958
That woman,
she just took my phone!
318
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,160
Whoa, whoa, okay, slow down.
319
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,701
It's okay.
320
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:06,596
Do you have any ID?
321
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,396
Yeah, here.
322
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,175
Okay, I'm heading in.
323
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,505
Fair warning,
there will be a lot
324
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,450
of singing going
on in there.
325
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,624
If you have any requests,
just slip them under the door,
326
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,993
we'll try to get to them.
327
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,852
Fine!
328
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,020
I don't get it.
329
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,518
No one wants to prep, which
means I'm just gonna have to
330
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,160
carry everyone,
like I always do.
331
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:32,885
Yeah, you ever think
332
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,060
that attitude may be
333
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,527
why people don't
wanna prep with you?
334
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,655
They're jealous
of my competence?
335
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,071
Yeah.
336
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,202
That, or they
think you're obnoxious.
337
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,098
It's hard to say.
338
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,739
Well, you would be
the expert on that.
339
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,405
(sighs)
340
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,573
You know what, Gary, I'm just,
341
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,540
I'm trying to give you some
fatherly advice, all right?
342
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,839
Nobody is gonna like you
343
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,411
if you act like
you're better than them.
344
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,079
I'm not paying you for advice.
345
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,517
And you're not my father, okay?
346
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,522
You're just the help.
347
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,223
I'm the help.
348
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,845
(chuckles)
349
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,390
Okay, all right, that's it,
the gloves are off, okay?
350
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,885
Do you wanna know what
I heard down at the mixer?
351
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,688
Your teammates hate you!
352
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,760
They all call you
"Gary No-Funderson"!
353
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,059
Did you know that?
354
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,430
Also, another little fact,
355
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,368
they all lied about
their carpools being full.
356
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,603
Who can blame them?
357
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:18,067
You have no friends because
you're a stuck-up control freak.
358
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,838
I am not a control freak!
359
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:20,867
Yes, you are!
360
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,381
Don't even think
361
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,712
about using my bath gel,
362
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,247
because I mark the bottle
after every use!
363
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,883
Fine!
364
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,848
Just get my shower cap.
365
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,947
Steam makes my hair go frizzy.
366
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,724
"Gary No-Funderson"?
367
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,331
That's so poorly constructed.
368
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:43,103
And they wonder why I rewrite
their opening statements.
369
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,536
Unbelievable.
370
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,101
He took my study beverage.
371
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,489
Hey! Who said
that about me?
What, hey, what?
372
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:12,828
Who said I was
373
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,633
"No-Funderson"?
What?
374
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,834
I want a name,
because you know what?
375
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,628
You know what?
It doesn't make any sense.
376
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:23,039
Oh, Gary, it's not
important, okay?
377
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,873
I mean,
it literally makes no sense.
378
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,708
There is a lot of truth to it.
379
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,383
But, hey, do you
like The Beatles?
380
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,341
Are you feeling okay?
381
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,451
I feel great.
382
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,583
But you know what?
383
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,617
What?
You know what?
384
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,823
People hate me.
385
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,045
Oh, no.
386
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,519
Come on. That's...
Yeah.
387
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,617
You know, you're not, you're
not... you're not that bad.
388
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,160
Right? Why do you care
what people think,
anyway? Look at me.
389
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,896
Do you think
I'd be where I am in life
390
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,331
if I cared what people think?
391
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,396
Where are you, Ron?
392
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:55,604
Okay, I'm a bad example.
But look, my point is,
393
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,468
you are going places, all right?
394
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,267
You're gonna do fine.
395
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,809
I mean, it wouldn't kill you
to remove
396
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,214
one of those
rods out of your butt.
397
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,605
But that's just my opinion.
398
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,836
Thanks, Ron.
399
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,652
Now I'm sorry I drank your cola.
400
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,383
Even though it was my cola.
401
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,278
Oh, boy, whoa, what?
How much did you drink?
402
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,291
You know what?
403
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,322
All of it.
404
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,686
Oh, no.
405
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,294
Hey, uh, Gary,
406
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,816
I don't want you
to panic or anything,
407
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,261
but, uh, you just
consumed a quantity
408
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,527
of alcohol meant for
a much, much larger
409
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,855
and angrier person.
410
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,271
You know what?
411
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:29,342
It took me a while,
but... I get you.
412
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,802
(laughing):
I used to hate you.
413
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,571
But that was my wall.
414
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,280
Uh...
415
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,982
I love you, Ron.
416
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,884
I'm a lovable guy.
417
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,676
Hey, hey, you know what?
418
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,277
What?
What?
419
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,479
Hey,
420
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,550
we should sing.
421
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,087
Yeah, we never sing.
422
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,623
Yeah, that's what
we should do.
423
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,330
ANGELA:
Okay, kiddo, it's bed time.
424
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,492
Bed what?
425
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,900
Bed time.
The time when you go to bed.
426
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,533
No, no, no, no,
all my favorite shows
427
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,627
come on after 11:00.
428
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,298
And besides, you haven't
passed out on the couch yet.
429
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,598
Of course that's
the pattern.
And while you're up,
430
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,940
could you snag me a coffee?
431
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,865
Black, nine sugars.
432
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,110
All right, that's enough.
433
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,335
Upstairs and
brush your teeth.
434
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,039
We don't do that
in our family.
435
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,211
Now!
Just because
you're yelling
436
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,580
doesn't mean I'm listening.
437
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,548
RON:
Here you go, buddy.
438
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,947
Oh, God, what's happening?
439
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,820
My head is spinning.
440
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,119
What do I do, Ron?
441
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,561
Well, ordinarily I'd
tell you to hit another club
442
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,856
and start telling chicks
you're a helicopter pilot.
443
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,968
I'm gonna be toast tomorrow.
444
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,132
I'm not gonna be able to sleep.
445
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,942
What is this throbbing?
446
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,714
Well, that's just brain
cells dying, buddy.
447
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,712
Okay, don't worry about it.
448
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,143
You don't need that many,
they just slow you down.
449
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:47,010
I expect to see your PJ's on
when I come up there, young man.
450
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,323
Hi, Brandon. It's Angela.
451
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,185
I'm just calling
to check on you before bed.
452
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,994
WOMAN: First of all,
I don't speak Spanish.
453
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,527
And second of all,
454
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:02,061
how much metal did you put
in my brain, Mr. President?
455
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,499
How much metal?!
Oh, God...
456
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,274
Oh, God, what did I do?
457
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,343
Robby?
458
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,701
Rob-Robby, Robby, someone
has Brandon's phone.
459
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:14,410
I don't even know where he is.
I... How could I be so stupid?
460
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,814
Don't worry,
I know where to find him.
461
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,535
You do?
Mm-hmm.
462
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,510
Okay.
463
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,379
Brandon?
464
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,218
He's in there.
465
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,882
It's where he always goes.
466
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,420
I don't see him.
467
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,685
I think I can
hear him whimpering.
468
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,724
Brandon?
469
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,763
Robby? Robby, Pooh Bear?
(knocking)
470
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,068
So long, Amma, I'm running away.
471
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,201
Robby, please,
I get claustrophobic!
472
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,227
You should've thought of that
473
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,801
before you made me
brush my teeth!
474
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,169
Robby?!
475
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,613
Oh, not good.
476
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,505
At least the ringing
in my head finally stopped.
477
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:55,678
(fire alarm blaring)
478
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,878
(indistinct voices)
479
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,520
(siren blaring)
480
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,387
Hey.
481
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,525
Oh, boy, sucks about
the fire alarm, huh?
482
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,762
What did you do, Ron?
483
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,456
Nothing.
484
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,428
Just leveled the playing field
a little bit, you know?
485
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,197
If you're not sleeping,
neither is the competition.
486
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,225
You did that for me?
487
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,271
Yeah, I figured
it was partly my fault.
488
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,836
At least in the eyes
of the law, right?
489
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,114
Hey, Robby.
490
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,072
What's all
the excitement?
491
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,240
Oh, my God, Robby!
492
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,138
What are you doing here?
493
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,679
Don't get a big head over this,
494
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,053
but you take better
care of me than Angela.
495
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,383
Hey, thanks, buddy.
496
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,118
Oh, and you have
to pay the cabbie.
497
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,983
It was $275
to drop me off.
498
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,751
Probably a little more now.
499
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,820
(chuckles)
500
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,958
Hi. Gotta get my wallet.
501
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,564
One sec.
502
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,426
Come on, let's go.
503
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,896
(gasps)
Yes!
504
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,410
You look like
you're new at this.
505
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,343
Yeah, well,
506
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,877
it was a rough night.
507
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,282
Someone took my phone,
508
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,514
then someone took my wallet.
509
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,908
Then I traded my
shoes with someone
510
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,509
who said they had my wallet,
511
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,881
but I should have
verified that first.
512
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,450
Share a burrito?
513
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,148
Love to.
514
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,762
Things are looking up, though.
515
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,056
I can wrap these tennis shoes
in some packing tape,
516
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,129
they'll be good as new.
517
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,267
People said I couldn't
518
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,771
hack it on my own.
519
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:20,872
What are you doing out here?
520
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,303
Me?
521
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,839
This woman tried to baby-sit me.
522
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,513
I said no way.
523
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,912
Good for you, shows you got
an independent spirit.
524
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,844
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
525
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,279
I did the exact same thing
as you 30 years ago,
526
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,045
and look at my life.
527
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,423
Guys like us,
528
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,822
we don't need no babysitters.
529
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,593
Nope.
530
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,917
Ugh, where did you
buy this burrito?
531
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,120
Buy it?
532
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,792
I got it from the irregular bin
behind the food service company.
533
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,460
Don't worry,
534
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,129
those vending machine people
have impossibly high standards.
535
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,700
Ugh, I'll never drink again.
536
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,598
(laughing): Well, that's what
everyone always says.
537
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,770
Hey, look, it might be
good for you to be a little
538
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,639
distracted in there, all right,
shake it up a little bit,
539
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,608
loosen you up, get
you off your game.
540
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:07,346
I am willing to bet you're gonna
do great in there. Come on.
541
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:13,852
We did it!
(cheering)
542
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,620
Yeah!
543
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,528
Well, I'm glad betting
isn't allowed at these things.
544
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,302
Oh, God, I was
such a mess in there.
545
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,262
I was sweating
and stammering...
546
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,531
Did I ask to buy a vowel?
547
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,729
I liked the part
where you drooled.
548
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,200
RON:
Yeah, you know,
you almost saved it
549
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,999
when you started speaking
in tongues.
550
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,270
ADAM:
Hey, Gar.
551
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,909
Tough break in there.
552
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:34,973
Tough break?
553
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:35,941
I embarrassed you guys.
554
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,078
Don't you want to kill me?
555
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,013
Not as much as we did before.
Really?
556
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,849
It was kind of nice to see
Mr. Know-It-All fail so big.
557
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:43,615
You may not remember,
558
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,753
because you passed out
a couple of times,
559
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:49,458
but the rest of us actually got
a chance to do some debating.
560
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,222
Huh.
561
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,891
You want to ride back with us?
562
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:53,789
There's room.
563
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,760
Thanks.
564
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,098
But I already have a ride.
565
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,934
566
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,837
Here we go.
567
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,708
Road trip!
568
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,408
All right.
He shoots, he scores.
569
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,551
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
570
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,686
Oh, God, I hate these guys.
571
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,321
Don't look them in the eye--
they can read your thoughts.
572
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,018
Flowers for the lady?
573
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,389
Nope. Get away
from the car.
574
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,427
Holy crap. That's Brandon.
575
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,433
Brandon, get in here.
576
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,272
Oh, thank God it's you guys.
577
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,232
So, you'll buy my flowers?
578
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,041
Open the windows.
579
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,742
Everyone open your windows.
580
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,614
581
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,310
ANGELA:
Hello?
582
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,675
Is anyone out there?
583
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,984
Hello?
584
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,476
Oh!
Hello.
585
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,578
Hello?
Somebody in there?
586
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,350
Yeah, it's Angela.
(chuckling)
587
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,588
Oh. Oh, God, Ron.
588
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:58,487
(sighs)
589
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,628
Ron, I'm so sorry.
I lost your kids.
590
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,763
(sobbing): I... I don't even
know what happened.
591
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:06,329
I just play it over and over
in my head and... oh, God,
592
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,029
I'm so sorry.
593
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,040
Oh, Angela, baby.
594
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:10,702
(chuckling):
Oh.
595
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,710
Oh, as much as I would love
to let you
596
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,642
keep enjoying this hug,
I-I got to tell you...
597
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,307
I got to tell you
I got it under control.
598
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,636
Okay? The kids are safe.
599
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,580
(gasps)
How did you find them?
600
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,476
Well, when you've
been a dad
601
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,248
for as many years as I have,
602
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,916
you develop a certain
fatherly instinct.
603
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,115
ROBBY:
Ron! Watch me
luge off the roof!
604
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,187
Whoa, whoa!
Stop right there, cowboy!
605
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,787
Let me get the camcorder.
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