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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,408 --> 00:01:00,654 Buon giorno. You have reached Pope John Paul ll. 2 00:01:00,681 --> 00:01:05,152 I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave... 3 00:01:05,186 --> 00:01:09,362 your name and a number after the sound of the beep... 4 00:01:09,390 --> 00:01:17,400 I'll get back to you as soon as heavenly possible. 5 00:01:17,431 --> 00:01:21,072 Remember, please wait for the beep. 6 00:01:21,102 --> 00:01:23,981 Here she comes. 7 00:01:24,004 --> 00:01:26,985 Hello, Marcello? This is Phoebe. I've been walking the streets... 8 00:01:27,007 --> 00:01:29,988 trying to figure out exactly what I want to say... 9 00:01:30,010 --> 00:01:31,990 and I finally figured out what I do want to say... 10 00:01:32,012 --> 00:01:34,583 so I'll just say it the way I figured it out, OK? 11 00:01:34,615 --> 00:01:38,529 I'm here in Rome. I spent every cent I had to get here... 12 00:01:38,552 --> 00:01:40,498 so we could spend the rest of our lives together. 13 00:01:40,521 --> 00:01:42,558 Does that ring a bell, Marcello? 14 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:44,570 Honest to God, I really thought you were different. 15 00:01:44,592 --> 00:01:47,402 When you said you loved me that night by the pool... 16 00:01:47,428 --> 00:01:49,032 I believed you. 17 00:01:49,063 --> 00:01:51,566 I actually believe people when they say things like that. 18 00:01:51,599 --> 00:01:54,512 Yep, I bought it! Old Phoebe gets burned again... 19 00:01:54,535 --> 00:01:58,381 but what else is new? So, hey, I'm rambling, and... 20 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:05,916 I'm having a bad day. 21 00:02:07,381 --> 00:02:12,353 Hey! That's my lunch! 22 00:02:12,386 --> 00:02:16,630 Oh, God! Ruined a perfectly good bun! 23 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:21,356 I have nothing more to give! I'm sorry. 24 00:04:02,463 --> 00:04:03,999 I remember the day you signed me. 25 00:04:04,031 --> 00:04:06,272 You said I'd be the next Al Pacino. 26 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,678 But if you don't land me a job... 27 00:04:08,702 --> 00:04:12,673 before my next rent check is due, I'm in serious trouble. 28 00:04:12,706 --> 00:04:20,818 I think you should find another agent...I'm sorry, Julian. 29 00:04:20,848 --> 00:04:22,327 I should be the one to apologize. 30 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,329 You know me. I'm a chronic whiner. 31 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:26,160 It's like a hobby with me. You know that. 32 00:04:26,186 --> 00:04:29,065 Good-bye, Julian. I wish you the best. 33 00:04:29,089 --> 00:04:33,435 You're making a big mistake, Carla. 34 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:36,441 I'll tell you what, honey. I'll give you the whole weekend. 35 00:04:36,463 --> 00:04:38,943 Think about it. I'll call you Monday, all right? 36 00:04:38,966 --> 00:04:42,243 If they haven't disconnected my phone by then. 37 00:04:43,871 --> 00:04:45,851 What am I, sitting on a Milk Bone now? 38 00:04:45,873 --> 00:04:47,443 Will you get outta here? 39 00:04:47,474 --> 00:04:49,613 Does somebody own this thing, or what? 40 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:20,419 At least when I get back home, I can do summer stock... 41 00:05:20,441 --> 00:05:22,819 a road show...maybe Cats again. Ever see that? 42 00:05:22,843 --> 00:05:30,955 You would love that. You know you're a very good listener? 43 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:36,526 Why can't you be a woman? Whoa! Look at you! 44 00:05:36,557 --> 00:05:42,166 Your mommy must be very loaded, huh? Yo! Monte Carlo! 45 00:05:42,196 --> 00:05:46,667 There she is. I've been looking all over for you. 46 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:49,704 - Scusi, signore. Mio cane. - This is your dog? 47 00:05:49,737 --> 00:05:52,217 - Oh. You're American. - Julian Peters. 48 00:05:52,239 --> 00:05:54,219 - Phoebe. - Phoebe what? 49 00:05:54,241 --> 00:05:56,312 - Phoebe. Just Phoebe. - Just Phoebe? 50 00:05:56,343 --> 00:05:59,984 - Like what, just Cher? - Just Phoebe, like... 51 00:06:00,014 --> 00:06:03,689 "I don't want you to know the rest of my name" just Phoebe. 52 00:06:03,717 --> 00:06:05,355 Could I please have the dog? 53 00:06:05,386 --> 00:06:07,297 "Just Phoebe," I don't think she's your dog. 54 00:06:07,321 --> 00:06:08,698 - She is mine. - She can't be. 55 00:06:08,722 --> 00:06:11,134 - Why would you say that? - She's a he. 56 00:06:11,158 --> 00:06:14,628 So I made a mistake. Look... 57 00:06:14,661 --> 00:06:17,141 the dog is lost, and it's my aunt's... 58 00:06:17,164 --> 00:06:20,577 and I'm returning the dog to her. 59 00:06:20,601 --> 00:06:23,582 So could I please have the damn dog? 60 00:06:23,604 --> 00:06:28,178 - Uh-huh. Got a minute? - No. 61 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:31,121 Come on, have a seat. I'll buy you something. 62 00:06:31,145 --> 00:06:33,091 Want some water? You like bubbles? 63 00:06:33,113 --> 00:06:35,593 I'll get you mineral water or something. 64 00:06:35,616 --> 00:06:38,859 You know, I'm an actor. 65 00:06:38,886 --> 00:06:41,423 And I study, you know, human behaviour. 66 00:06:41,455 --> 00:06:45,870 And I smell money here. Monte Carlo money. 67 00:06:45,893 --> 00:06:52,606 - I smell big reward. - What do you want? 68 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:54,840 50-50. 69 00:06:56,970 --> 00:06:59,951 70-30, but on the condition you don't speak to me once... 70 00:06:59,973 --> 00:07:01,452 during the entire trip. 71 00:07:01,475 --> 00:07:02,954 70-30 is hardly worth my time. 72 00:07:02,976 --> 00:07:05,354 I'm in show business. I make that in an hour. 73 00:07:05,379 --> 00:07:07,154 60-40, you got a deal. 74 00:07:07,181 --> 00:07:10,390 How come your eyes are so red? Have you been crying? 75 00:07:10,417 --> 00:07:13,762 - A guy? You involved? -65-35, and I up my end... 76 00:07:13,787 --> 00:07:17,064 every time you open your mouth. 77 00:07:22,496 --> 00:07:28,469 Yes! Red! Odd! Yes! Marilyn, I'm hot. 78 00:07:28,502 --> 00:07:30,072 I'm up 16 million bucks. 79 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:34,075 Every minute we're not in Monte Carlo, we're losing a fortune. 80 00:07:34,108 --> 00:07:36,645 Boy, if the casino knew I had this system... 81 00:07:36,677 --> 00:07:39,157 they'd hire hit men to stop me. 82 00:07:39,179 --> 00:07:42,422 Why would someone sell you a foolproof system for $3.00? 83 00:07:42,449 --> 00:07:44,292 $2.00. I talked the guy down, remember? 84 00:07:44,318 --> 00:07:46,423 If it's so great, why didn't he use it himself? 85 00:07:46,453 --> 00:07:49,923 Marilyn, I told you, he was barred from the casino. 86 00:07:49,957 --> 00:07:52,062 The man was a mathematician. 87 00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:54,971 Neil, he was counting on his fingers. 88 00:07:54,995 --> 00:07:58,465 That was the liquor. We caught him at a bad moment. 89 00:07:58,499 --> 00:08:01,378 Don't second-guess me, Marilyn. You're out of your league. 90 00:08:01,401 --> 00:08:03,472 I see an opportunity, I go for it. 91 00:08:03,504 --> 00:08:04,710 What difference does it make? 92 00:08:04,738 --> 00:08:07,048 I could've bought it off a horse. The system works. 93 00:08:07,074 --> 00:08:13,514 There is no system for roulette. None. Believe me. 94 00:08:19,253 --> 00:08:23,861 The only way to win in a casino is not to gamble. 95 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:29,904 Forgive me. My name is Morosco, Augie Morosco... 96 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:32,604 and I've been a gambler my entire life. 97 00:08:32,633 --> 00:08:35,614 I used to own 3 restaurants in New York. 98 00:08:35,636 --> 00:08:38,446 I lost them all at roulette. 99 00:08:38,472 --> 00:08:42,147 Then I went to Gamblers Anonymous... 100 00:08:42,176 --> 00:08:44,156 and discovered gambling was a disease. 101 00:08:44,178 --> 00:08:47,591 - Thankfully, they cured me. - If you're not a gambler... 102 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,287 how come you're on a train to Monte Carlo? 103 00:08:49,316 --> 00:08:53,287 My wife is there on holidays. She got me back in the business. 104 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:56,995 - Extremely wealthy. - So you married for money? 105 00:08:57,024 --> 00:09:01,131 I did no such thing. I married for lots of money. 106 00:09:04,097 --> 00:09:07,567 Enjoy your stay in Monte Carlo. Think about what I said. 107 00:09:07,601 --> 00:09:14,849 You've got your health, a lovely woman. Don't gamble. 108 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:18,687 Come. You're a cute little guy, yes. 109 00:09:18,712 --> 00:09:24,526 - Up you go, there you go. - What a charming guy. 110 00:09:28,155 --> 00:09:31,568 - Good evening. - Good evening. 111 00:09:34,695 --> 00:09:37,141 Excuse me! That's my dog! 112 00:09:37,164 --> 00:09:39,735 What are you doing with my dog? 113 00:09:39,766 --> 00:09:42,747 You must be mistaken. This is my dog. 114 00:09:42,769 --> 00:09:45,249 No, you're mistaken. I found this dog this morning in Rome. 115 00:09:45,272 --> 00:09:47,650 I bought him an hour ago in the club car. 116 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,154 No, wait! That's impossible. Who'd you buy him from? 117 00:09:50,177 --> 00:09:52,817 Some American. Now, if you'll excuse me... 118 00:09:52,846 --> 00:09:54,325 we'll be arriving soon in Ventimiglia... 119 00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:56,487 and I haven't completed my toilette. 120 00:09:58,151 --> 00:10:00,563 So, what else? 121 00:10:00,587 --> 00:10:03,568 Hey, you might have seen me in Godfather III. 122 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:07,003 Major motion picture. Granted, it was a small part... 123 00:10:07,027 --> 00:10:08,472 but I got very good notices. 124 00:10:08,495 --> 00:10:10,805 You sold the dog? 125 00:10:10,831 --> 00:10:14,040 I not only sold the dog-- excuse me, darlin'-- 126 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:18,072 I not only sold the dog, but I got $6,000. 127 00:10:18,105 --> 00:10:20,517 That's $1,000 more than the woman who owns him would pay. 128 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,814 You would've done the same thing. 129 00:10:21,842 --> 00:10:24,880 No, Julian, I wouldn't have. He's not ours to sell. 130 00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:26,857 We promised that woman we'd return her dog! 131 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,259 I don't believe in making promises I can't keep. 132 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:31,854 I don't see my name on that check. 133 00:10:31,885 --> 00:10:35,697 Who should he make it out to, "Julian Peters and Phoebe"? 134 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:36,894 What are we, a trapeze act? 135 00:10:36,923 --> 00:10:38,732 I was going to share the money with you. 136 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:40,238 Yeah, right. 137 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:46,335 Yes! This is the man. 138 00:10:46,366 --> 00:10:48,368 Here's your check. Sorry for the confusion. 139 00:10:48,402 --> 00:10:49,710 Oh, there's no confusion. 140 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,409 I don't want the check. I want the dog. 141 00:10:51,438 --> 00:10:54,908 You can buy 10 dogs for that price. Why this one? 142 00:10:54,941 --> 00:10:57,319 My wife has a female of this breed. 143 00:10:57,344 --> 00:11:00,917 She was looking for a male. Apparently, I won't do. 144 00:11:00,947 --> 00:11:04,417 Mister, I need this dog. Please take your check back. 145 00:11:04,451 --> 00:11:06,658 I'm sorry. A deal is a deal. 146 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:09,691 Besides, I already promised the dog he'd get laid. 147 00:11:11,091 --> 00:11:14,334 Customs. Whose dog is this? 148 00:11:14,361 --> 00:11:15,840 - Mine. -It's ours. 149 00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:18,843 As you can see, sir, the dog belongs to me. 150 00:11:18,865 --> 00:11:21,641 Do you have the dog's papers? 151 00:11:21,668 --> 00:11:23,011 Papers? 152 00:11:23,036 --> 00:11:25,846 If you don't have papers, you must leave the train... 153 00:11:25,872 --> 00:11:28,853 and have the dog examined by a veterinary authority. 154 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,149 It's their dog. 155 00:11:30,177 --> 00:11:31,850 I was just letting him lick me. 156 00:11:31,878 --> 00:11:35,792 - Good night. - Get your luggage, please. 157 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,263 Get the bags. You-hon, signore'.! 158 00:11:39,286 --> 00:11:41,027 I'm still interested in the dog. 159 00:11:41,054 --> 00:11:43,534 Would you excuse me? I'm being kicked off this train. 160 00:11:43,557 --> 00:11:46,037 I'd like to ask the conductor to slow down. 161 00:11:46,059 --> 00:11:49,529 If the owner should have a change of heart... 162 00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,133 come to me in Monte Carlo. 163 00:11:51,164 --> 00:11:53,644 I'll take the dog off your hands. 164 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:58,707 Augie Morosco. L'Hotel de Paris. 165 00:11:58,739 --> 00:12:00,082 Thank you. 166 00:12:06,113 --> 00:12:10,391 Madame Van Dougen? This is Julian Peters again. 167 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:12,397 No, we just got held up... 168 00:12:12,419 --> 00:12:15,400 because we had to have a veterinarian examine him... 169 00:12:15,422 --> 00:12:17,231 because we didn't have his papers. 170 00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:24,334 A veterinarian, uh, to ex-- a doctor de puppy. 171 00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:27,174 Right, so we can cross the border. 172 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,874 No, he's in perfect health, he really is. 173 00:12:29,903 --> 00:12:33,612 Of course he's here. No, he's at a cafe. 174 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,144 You want to talk to him? All right, sure. 175 00:12:37,177 --> 00:12:39,783 Hang on. Nice life. 176 00:12:43,717 --> 00:12:47,221 You hear that? He lit up at the sound of your voice. 177 00:12:47,254 --> 00:12:51,964 Listen, we missed the last train, so we have to take a bus. 178 00:12:51,992 --> 00:12:56,907 A busso. Bustee. Bussee. The bus, right. 179 00:12:56,930 --> 00:12:59,410 So we'll be there in a while, about 1:00. 180 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:02,812 We can come over, but isn't that a little late for-- 181 00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:07,285 Madame Van Dougen? Are you sick? 182 00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:10,220 Is she having sex now? 183 00:13:10,243 --> 00:13:12,689 Are you OK? 184 00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:15,158 Can you just talk a little slower? 185 00:13:15,182 --> 00:13:16,627 I'm having trouble understanding. 186 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:19,221 Madame Van Dougen? Hello? 187 00:13:36,703 --> 00:13:42,984 Neil, you're missing this! It's so beautiful! 188 00:13:43,009 --> 00:13:46,616 - It's so romantic... - Romantic, right. 189 00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:48,319 Look, honey, you're going to take forever. 190 00:13:48,348 --> 00:13:50,123 Why don't you just meet me in the casino? 191 00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:52,187 I'll only be a couple of minutes. 192 00:13:52,219 --> 00:13:55,291 Marilyn, don't torture me. You make me sit here... 193 00:13:55,322 --> 00:13:58,132 while you figure out what you're gonna wear! 194 00:13:58,158 --> 00:14:00,695 Come on, I'm itching to hit the tables! 195 00:14:00,727 --> 00:14:02,604 Neil, is that our trip money? 196 00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:05,633 I'm not leaving $5,000 in cash in a hotel room. 197 00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:08,441 We're in Europe. These people rob you blind. 198 00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:12,143 Neil, promise me you won't gamble with our trip money. 199 00:14:12,172 --> 00:14:16,848 - I promise, I promise! - OK! 200 00:14:19,145 --> 00:14:21,648 Like I'm going to blow $5,000 gambling. 201 00:14:21,681 --> 00:14:25,595 Like I'm some kind of idiot or something. 202 00:14:25,619 --> 00:14:28,099 I'm thinking about wearing the Versace sample-- 203 00:14:28,121 --> 00:14:31,068 the black one with the sequins? 204 00:14:31,091 --> 00:14:34,629 Dream on, Mare. Maybe 5 years ago, huh? 205 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:44,277 - Don't forget to hide-- - The garment bag under the bed. 206 00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:47,080 And don't let the hangers stick out this time, all right? 207 00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:49,519 And listen, don't order more of that bottled water... 208 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:53,787 at 14 bucks a pop. You can drink out of the tap. 209 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:59,491 Have I since the day you met me ever done anything right? 210 00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:03,934 Of course, doll. You married me. 211 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:11,373 Thank you, Neil. You're always so supportive, so giving. 212 00:15:11,398 --> 00:15:14,777 Baby...wish me luck. 213 00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:50,807 Merci. 214 00:15:50,837 --> 00:15:52,908 700,000, please. 215 00:15:52,939 --> 00:15:54,282 Monsieur. 216 00:15:56,276 --> 00:15:58,381 Thank you. 217 00:16:02,349 --> 00:16:07,025 -50 francs. -50? 218 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:11,058 I'll have to get the smaller markers. 219 00:16:11,091 --> 00:16:13,401 They use them in the children's casino. 220 00:16:13,426 --> 00:16:19,069 - Just give me the markers. -50. 221 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,081 Wait, you made a mistake. I said 5,000. 222 00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:26,573 - Francs? - Dollars. U.S. Dollars. 223 00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:30,782 The guy thought I said 50 francs. 224 00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:35,953 - Are you finish? - No. Are you Swedish? 225 00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:44,697 Am I finished? I've just begun! Am I finished? No way, big boy! 226 00:17:07,814 --> 00:17:11,557 - Cigarette? - No, thanks, I don't smoke. 227 00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:15,225 It is a weakness, I know. For me, one of many... 228 00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:18,634 I'm afraid, not the least of which is a beautiful woman... 229 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:22,231 -such as yourself. - Thank you. I'm married. 230 00:17:22,262 --> 00:17:24,071 Interesting--the married woman. 231 00:17:24,097 --> 00:17:26,771 One of life's misunderstood creatures... 232 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,838 to whom no man is truly worthy. 233 00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:33,817 Peron de la Pena at your service, madame. 234 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,286 I think I'd better find my husband. 235 00:17:36,309 --> 00:17:38,118 You may call me Alfonso. 236 00:17:41,114 --> 00:17:43,594 The ugly American is betting on red! 237 00:17:43,616 --> 00:17:46,358 Red, baby! Red, baby! Red, red, red. 238 00:17:50,623 --> 00:17:52,603 Rouge. 239 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,697 Yes! I love it, I love it, I love it. 240 00:17:55,729 --> 00:18:00,007 Bring it over here. Come on. Hey, I won it! 241 00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:01,410 I just want to make sure because I'm American. 242 00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:03,345 I know you hate Americans, but just remember... 243 00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:05,747 if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German right now! 244 00:18:05,772 --> 00:18:07,080 - So gimme my chips! Martini? 245 00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:11,214 - Yes! Martini, yes. - That's 100 bucks, buddy. 246 00:18:11,244 --> 00:18:13,622 That's a damn good tip for a martini, huh? 247 00:18:13,646 --> 00:18:15,125 All right, we're cooking now. 248 00:18:15,148 --> 00:18:17,059 Thank you, sir. This is for you, my dear. 249 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,222 Get a t-shirt for those, will you? 250 00:18:19,252 --> 00:18:21,232 Let's see, what's in my system? 251 00:18:21,254 --> 00:18:22,892 Hey! Keep your face out of my system. 252 00:18:22,922 --> 00:18:25,402 This cost me a fortune. Oh, boy, Marilyn... 253 00:18:25,425 --> 00:18:28,463 - This is working like a charm. - Hello, Neil. 254 00:18:28,495 --> 00:18:29,633 Voulez-vous miser, monsieur? 255 00:18:29,662 --> 00:18:35,340 Yes, I'm betting on black. American on black. 256 00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:36,813 Well, what do you think? 257 00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:38,645 It's not you, honey. It's not you, that's all. 258 00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:39,741 But that's what I like about it. 259 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:42,549 Honey, you're hanging out all over the place! 260 00:18:42,575 --> 00:18:43,553 You're going to catch something. 261 00:18:43,576 --> 00:18:45,055 - What? - Rouge. 262 00:18:45,078 --> 00:18:50,494 Rouge? Rats! Honey, I knew you'd do that to me. 263 00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:53,123 Don't hang around, OK? You're jinxing me. 264 00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:55,793 The look is jinxing me. That thing's jinxing me. 265 00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:58,063 Go, go. Will you go? Go play the slots. 266 00:18:58,091 --> 00:19:00,002 Get a drink or something. Have fun. 267 00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:02,063 This is Monte Carlo! Come on, it's a gambling place. 268 00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:03,631 Change your clothes! Put a t-shirt on! 269 00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:06,007 Do you see the way she was hanging out... 270 00:19:06,032 --> 00:19:07,636 all over the place? Black, black, black! 271 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:11,945 The married woman. One of life's misunderstood creatures... 272 00:19:11,971 --> 00:19:14,144 to whom no man is truly worthy. 273 00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:16,654 - Do you like to gamble? - Yes. 274 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:18,053 Do you have cash? 275 00:19:32,492 --> 00:19:36,497 II ne va plus. 276 00:19:36,529 --> 00:19:40,534 Dix-Sept. Nair. Un tellement. 277 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:43,844 It's merely a game of chance. 278 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:47,215 One gambles for the sake of gambling. 279 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,613 - You pick a number. - Me? 280 00:19:51,644 --> 00:19:54,625 - You. - I don't know, I never did. 281 00:19:54,647 --> 00:19:57,150 - Of course, I'll lose anyway. - Really? 282 00:19:57,183 --> 00:19:58,662 - You can do me no harm. - You sure? 283 00:19:58,685 --> 00:20:03,657 - Really, I'm sure. - OK. 13. 284 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,169 -13? -It's no good? 285 00:20:05,191 --> 00:20:09,799 Oh, no. 13 is fine! Lucky 13. 286 00:20:12,999 --> 00:20:16,003 - You are American. - Yes. New Jersey. 287 00:20:16,035 --> 00:20:18,811 - Oh, I'm so sorry. -It's really not that bad. 288 00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:23,116 No, I mean I am sorry I have not introduced myself. 289 00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:26,715 I am Hercules Popodopoulos. From Athens. 290 00:20:26,746 --> 00:20:28,748 Marilyn Schwary. From Newark. 291 00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:35,192 - Treize. Noir. - Fantastic! We win! 292 00:20:35,221 --> 00:20:36,564 I won! 293 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,971 2,000 francs? 294 00:20:49,002 --> 00:20:51,243 I'm sorry. ls the amount not adequate? 295 00:20:51,271 --> 00:20:52,978 What, are you planning on bringing friends? 296 00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:56,351 Listen, maybe this is what hookers look like in Greece... 297 00:20:56,376 --> 00:20:59,585 but I'm no hooker, I'm a housewife. We do it for free! 298 00:20:59,612 --> 00:21:01,421 But, madame. Cherie, please. 299 00:21:01,447 --> 00:21:04,018 This is your share of the winnings. 300 00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:07,588 It is customary. I win...you benefit. 301 00:21:10,423 --> 00:21:18,001 Look, you must risk this marker on a turn of the wheel. Please? 302 00:21:18,031 --> 00:21:20,068 Please. 303 00:21:26,306 --> 00:21:27,751 Monsieur, faites un jeux. 304 00:21:27,774 --> 00:21:33,918 -13. 43? 305 00:21:39,185 --> 00:21:47,195 Rien ne va plus. Treize. Noir. 306 00:21:47,226 --> 00:21:50,605 Extraordinary! Again! I don't believe it! 307 00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:53,110 Nothing like this has ever happened to me! 308 00:21:53,132 --> 00:21:55,612 - You now have 70,000 francs. - In dollars. 309 00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:57,114 That is 14,000 American dollars. 310 00:21:57,136 --> 00:21:58,615 $14,000? 311 00:21:58,638 --> 00:22:04,782 - Monsieur, faites vos jeux. Madame, the table waits. 312 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,093 And if I bet it all on 13 again, I'll have... 313 00:22:11,117 --> 00:22:14,690 - Half a million dollars. - Half a million dollars! 314 00:22:14,721 --> 00:22:16,428 Or nothing. 315 00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:18,561 Monsieur, faites vos jeux. 316 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:24,005 I can't. 317 00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:28,638 At the gaming table, as in life... 318 00:22:28,668 --> 00:22:31,547 risking all takes great courage. 319 00:22:37,076 --> 00:22:40,683 I'm going to shoot the works on 13. 320 00:22:40,713 --> 00:22:42,954 Madame, I admire your insouciance. 321 00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:45,189 It's the dress. It shows everything. 322 00:23:23,022 --> 00:23:27,493 I'm starving. If I had a barbecue, I'd eat the dog. 323 00:23:27,527 --> 00:23:30,007 Is that supposed to be funny? 324 00:23:30,029 --> 00:23:34,341 Oh! You're listening! You know, that's the first time... 325 00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:37,974 she actually spoke to me since we crossed the border? 326 00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:50,058 OK, look... let's call a truce. What do you say? 327 00:23:53,052 --> 00:23:56,522 OK, how's this for an idea-- we get the reward money... 328 00:23:56,556 --> 00:23:59,537 we come back here, I'll buy us a lovely dinner... 329 00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:01,038 a little champagne-- 330 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:04,371 Look, don't waste my time. 331 00:24:04,397 --> 00:24:07,037 There's absolutely no chance I'd get involved with you. 332 00:24:07,066 --> 00:24:08,977 It's beyond out of the question. 333 00:24:09,001 --> 00:24:12,539 This is a business deal. Let's stick to business. 334 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,820 Who said anything about getting involved? 335 00:24:15,842 --> 00:24:17,651 Sweetheart, I got news for you. 336 00:24:17,677 --> 00:24:20,055 I'm hot as a pistol, and the last thing I need... 337 00:24:20,079 --> 00:24:22,491 is to be seen with a woman wearing tights from Chernobyl. 338 00:24:22,515 --> 00:24:26,725 - Do you ever shut up? - Oh, what a wit. 339 00:24:27,753 --> 00:24:29,255 Rien ne va plus. 340 00:24:31,858 --> 00:24:34,839 What do I have to do to get a drink in this place? 341 00:24:34,861 --> 00:24:38,001 Fart the French national anthem? 342 00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:42,843 Black, baby. It's got to be black. Black, baby, come on. 343 00:24:42,869 --> 00:24:44,473 Vingt-trois, rouge. 344 00:24:44,504 --> 00:24:48,077 Rouge! Wait! Somebody moved my bet. 345 00:24:48,107 --> 00:24:49,347 I distinctly remember betting on red! 346 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,353 Monsieur. 347 00:24:50,376 --> 00:24:51,480 - What? - Sir! 348 00:24:51,511 --> 00:24:54,253 Please lower your voice. You're in Monte Carlo. 349 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,487 - I know where I am. -10,000 each. 350 00:24:56,516 --> 00:24:57,790 Rollin', rollin'... 351 00:25:00,019 --> 00:25:01,726 All right, what's happening here? 352 00:25:01,754 --> 00:25:05,429 Morosco. Seize, rouge. Seize, rouge! 353 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:08,439 Aw, rouge, I love ya, rouge! 354 00:25:08,461 --> 00:25:10,873 Hi. Remember me? I'm Neil Schwary. 355 00:25:10,897 --> 00:25:14,845 No! 36, 36, 3, and 4. A triangle! 356 00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:15,868 Get away from me. What are you doin' here? 357 00:25:15,902 --> 00:25:18,075 I was on the train. You had the dog. 358 00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:19,583 I had my wife. Remember? 359 00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:21,209 No! Beat it! Where did it land? 360 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,981 I'll take it! Leave it there! 361 00:25:23,009 --> 00:25:25,888 This my number! Buy a hat! There ya go! 362 00:25:25,912 --> 00:25:28,893 What's happening? Talk to me, folks! How am I doing? 363 00:25:28,915 --> 00:25:31,896 - Hello! Woo-Hoo! - You won that? 364 00:25:31,918 --> 00:25:34,296 Oh, this is mine! This is my night! 365 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,893 I'm rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults! 366 00:25:37,924 --> 00:25:40,905 - Yes! You're gambling! - Get away from me! 367 00:25:40,927 --> 00:25:42,406 What about Gamblers Anonymous? 368 00:25:42,428 --> 00:25:46,376 I'm in the power of a force much greater than myself! 369 00:25:46,399 --> 00:25:49,937 Yes. I know that feeling. 370 00:25:52,271 --> 00:25:59,814 -29! Splits. 100,000. - One hundred thew-please! 371 00:25:59,845 --> 00:26:02,883 - Please. I need your help. - Good-bye. 372 00:26:02,915 --> 00:26:04,223 Wait. Bet for me. 373 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,524 I'll play the same numbers as you. 374 00:26:05,551 --> 00:26:08,532 - Good-bye! - I'm desperate! 375 00:26:08,554 --> 00:26:09,965 I'm compassionate. Give me your money. 376 00:26:10,056 --> 00:26:11,228 - I'm broke. - Bye. 377 00:26:11,257 --> 00:26:13,794 Wait! Lend me enough for the first bet. Please. 378 00:26:13,826 --> 00:26:15,635 I gambled away a fortune tonight. 379 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,470 I might have to sell my business. 380 00:26:17,496 --> 00:26:19,476 You know how that is. You've been there. Please! 381 00:26:19,498 --> 00:26:21,478 All right. Stop groveling. 382 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,740 - I don't mind! - Stand up. 383 00:26:22,768 --> 00:26:24,645 You're a great man, Morosco. 384 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:29,244 Tonight I'm going to make you a rich man, Neil Schwary. 385 00:26:29,275 --> 00:26:32,313 Yes! But first I must find the little boys' room. 386 00:26:32,345 --> 00:26:35,326 And lose precious time? Waiter! Bring this man a cup! 387 00:26:35,348 --> 00:26:37,828 - Uh-oh. - Who's that? 388 00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:42,094 - It's my wife. - My condolences. 389 00:26:43,889 --> 00:26:47,359 - Elena, darling. - Augie, what are you doing? 390 00:26:47,393 --> 00:26:50,840 I thought I'd just come to the casino and say hi to the staff. 391 00:26:50,863 --> 00:26:52,501 I thought maybe I'd lay down a little bet. 392 00:26:52,531 --> 00:26:55,774 -7 and 27 now! Yes! - You're incorrigible. 393 00:26:55,801 --> 00:26:58,111 You don't even come to the hotel. 394 00:26:58,137 --> 00:27:00,708 You get off the train and come directly here? 395 00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:04,984 No, Elena, you don't understand. I'm on a roll! Shoot the works! 396 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:07,582 Yes! OK, I'm putting more on 7... 397 00:27:07,613 --> 00:27:11,220 Look at you-dirty, sweaty. You probably haven't eaten. 398 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:14,959 Yes, I did! I ate a marker. Double the bet! 399 00:27:14,987 --> 00:27:17,831 Double the bet! Yes! These are mine. 400 00:27:17,857 --> 00:27:20,633 I don't know what to say to you anymore. 401 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:22,230 I wait for you. You don't show up. 402 00:27:22,261 --> 00:27:23,763 Come to me, baby! 403 00:27:23,796 --> 00:27:25,969 I worry. I call the hospital, the police. 404 00:27:25,998 --> 00:27:28,171 I say to myself, he can't be at the casino. 405 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:34,242 - He promised me! - Come on! 7! Red! We win! 406 00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:37,152 - I can't believe it! - I've had enough. 407 00:27:37,176 --> 00:27:38,484 The gentleman's cup. 408 00:27:38,511 --> 00:27:40,513 Get a bigger cup! Don't insult the man! 409 00:27:40,546 --> 00:27:42,856 How do I compete with this addiction? 410 00:27:42,882 --> 00:27:46,853 -500,000 francs! -500,000 francs! 411 00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:03,978 Tonight we break the bank in Monte Carlo! 412 00:28:26,492 --> 00:28:31,965 - Try the gate. - Maybe she left it open for us? 413 00:28:31,997 --> 00:28:33,977 That doesn't make any sense. 414 00:28:33,999 --> 00:28:37,469 Come on, she must have, like, a $50,000 security system here. 415 00:28:37,503 --> 00:28:41,007 I mean, she's going to leave the front gate open? 416 00:29:27,987 --> 00:29:29,489 Madame Van Dougen! 417 00:29:41,634 --> 00:29:47,846 It's Julian Peters! And Phoebe. We brought your dog! 418 00:29:54,013 --> 00:29:55,492 Madame Van Dougen? 419 00:29:55,514 --> 00:29:58,495 Check out the side of the house. 420 00:29:58,517 --> 00:29:59,996 What, are you on crutches? 421 00:30:00,019 --> 00:30:01,862 Just check out the side of the house. 422 00:30:07,526 --> 00:30:10,996 I study acting 10 years... 423 00:30:11,030 --> 00:30:13,670 and wind up as a whipping boy for She-Demon. 424 00:30:20,873 --> 00:30:24,685 Oh, this whole Europe thing is a mistake. 425 00:30:24,710 --> 00:30:27,520 I could be at a Yankee game now. 426 00:30:27,546 --> 00:30:30,891 Instead, I'm checking out Freddy Krueger's villa. 427 00:30:37,056 --> 00:30:38,535 Madame Van Dougen! 428 00:30:44,897 --> 00:30:47,503 All right. OK. 429 00:31:04,783 --> 00:31:06,091 Phoebe. 430 00:31:15,694 --> 00:31:16,866 Over here. 431 00:31:23,035 --> 00:31:25,845 You could have at least left me a note. 432 00:31:25,871 --> 00:31:27,942 - There's a bracelet. - A what? 433 00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:29,884 - A bracelet. - Yeah? 434 00:31:35,214 --> 00:31:38,195 It is a bracelet. Very expensive bracelet. 435 00:31:38,217 --> 00:31:42,165 - Leave it. - Why? 436 00:31:42,187 --> 00:31:44,599 Because it doesn't belong to us. 437 00:31:44,623 --> 00:31:47,035 There could be a reward for this, too. 438 00:31:47,059 --> 00:31:48,766 This could be, like, a little cottage industry... 439 00:31:48,794 --> 00:31:50,774 returning shit to Madame Van Dougen. 440 00:31:50,796 --> 00:31:57,839 - OK. Pull. -It's stuck. 441 00:31:57,870 --> 00:31:59,247 Full harder. 442 00:32:03,676 --> 00:32:04,780 Is that what I think it is? 443 00:32:04,810 --> 00:32:07,416 - It's a hand. - A hand? What kind of hand? 444 00:32:07,446 --> 00:32:12,395 A hand attached to a dead body, that kind of hand. 445 00:32:12,418 --> 00:32:15,297 I've never seen a dead hand before! 446 00:32:15,321 --> 00:32:16,800 Get in line! 447 00:32:19,258 --> 00:32:21,829 I broke her fingers! 448 00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:23,669 Believe me, that's the least of our problems! 449 00:32:23,696 --> 00:32:27,508 - We gotta get out of here! - Is she dead? 450 00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:30,912 Come on! Now! 451 00:32:32,538 --> 00:32:35,018 Wait. My suitcase! 452 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,543 Well, then get it, but hurry! 453 00:32:40,546 --> 00:32:42,526 My suitcase. 454 00:32:42,548 --> 00:32:46,519 Oh, I'll go because I'm a man. 455 00:32:46,552 --> 00:32:49,055 Would you put a muzzle on that thing? 456 00:33:14,013 --> 00:33:15,993 Is this Versailles? 457 00:33:16,015 --> 00:33:20,828 I, uh...without my glasses, I'm as blind as a bat... 458 00:33:20,853 --> 00:33:25,029 but, hey, you know, as long as you have your health. 459 00:33:29,028 --> 00:33:31,702 Where is it? Where's my suitcase? 460 00:33:31,730 --> 00:33:33,505 Just a couple of feet past the killer. 461 00:33:33,532 --> 00:33:35,808 What do you mean? The killer's here? 462 00:33:35,834 --> 00:33:39,213 His eyes and feet are. I'm assuming the rest. 463 00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:44,214 Oh, after you. 464 00:33:50,215 --> 00:33:51,956 How much for the shoes? 465 00:33:51,984 --> 00:33:54,521 I am sorry, monsieur. Casino policy. 466 00:33:54,553 --> 00:33:57,397 We do not accept articles of clothing. 467 00:33:58,557 --> 00:34:02,801 - My heart! - My foot. 468 00:34:04,029 --> 00:34:06,737 Sir, could you get my tip back from that waiter? 469 00:34:06,765 --> 00:34:09,041 You seem like a nice guy. 470 00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:10,979 I lost everything! I cashed checks! 471 00:34:11,003 --> 00:34:12,812 I drained my bank accounts! 472 00:34:12,838 --> 00:34:14,818 I told him the only way to win at the casino... 473 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,012 is not to gamble. 474 00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:17,987 You also told me to cash my checks! 475 00:34:18,010 --> 00:34:20,991 What did you listen to me for? I'm a man with an illness. 476 00:34:21,013 --> 00:34:22,321 Don't let him die! 477 00:34:22,347 --> 00:34:24,486 I want the pleasure of killing him myself! 478 00:34:24,516 --> 00:34:25,824 - Is that so? - Yes! 479 00:34:25,851 --> 00:34:27,831 - Yes! - Is that so? 480 00:34:27,853 --> 00:34:30,390 What do you want to do, have a fist fight? 481 00:34:30,422 --> 00:34:33,699 Yeah! I want to kick your loser ass, Morosco! 482 00:34:33,726 --> 00:34:36,502 Come on, let's go! Your size don't scare me! 483 00:34:36,528 --> 00:34:39,509 All right! But not here in the promenade. 484 00:34:39,531 --> 00:34:43,001 - Why? Where, then? - You see that park over there? 485 00:34:43,035 --> 00:34:44,036 Where? 486 00:34:46,205 --> 00:34:49,049 Monsieur, venez! 487 00:34:49,074 --> 00:34:51,520 I think we should call the police! 488 00:34:51,543 --> 00:34:55,514 - Absolutely not! - Come on, there's been a murder! 489 00:34:55,547 --> 00:34:57,026 Phoebe, we could be suspects! 490 00:34:57,049 --> 00:35:00,360 We're not suspects. We're witnesses! 491 00:35:00,385 --> 00:35:04,492 We're foreigners. We're dead broke, desperate for money. 492 00:35:04,523 --> 00:35:06,525 We're bringing this rich woman's dog to a villa... 493 00:35:06,558 --> 00:35:10,096 at 1:00 in the morning. She doesn't answer. 494 00:35:10,129 --> 00:35:11,904 We find a bracelet 'cause we're snooping around. 495 00:35:11,930 --> 00:35:14,035 We pull on it. It leads to a hand. 496 00:35:14,066 --> 00:35:15,443 Who's gonna believe that story? 497 00:35:15,467 --> 00:35:16,969 Mother Teresa wouldn't even buy it! 498 00:35:17,002 --> 00:35:19,312 Forget about it. They'll handcuff us. 499 00:35:19,338 --> 00:35:20,442 They'll fingerprint us. 500 00:35:20,472 --> 00:35:21,974 They'll take us in for interrogation. 501 00:35:22,007 --> 00:35:25,045 Could we just move? Really. 502 00:35:25,077 --> 00:35:28,115 This is crazy. We haven't done anything wrong. 503 00:35:28,147 --> 00:35:30,821 Why are we running? 504 00:35:30,849 --> 00:35:34,387 You have any idea what the French legal system is like? 505 00:35:34,419 --> 00:35:37,593 It's a nightmare. We don't speak the language. 506 00:35:37,623 --> 00:35:39,000 We don't understand the rules. 507 00:35:39,024 --> 00:35:41,504 They'll get us some shitty public defender. 508 00:35:41,527 --> 00:35:45,270 We'll spend years in jail before the case goes to trial. 509 00:35:45,297 --> 00:35:46,833 Casting directors will always think of me... 510 00:35:46,865 --> 00:35:50,108 -as the Van Dougen murderer. - We have to call the police. 511 00:35:50,135 --> 00:35:53,014 If the killer's still there, we'll catch him... 512 00:35:53,038 --> 00:35:56,076 and then I can get my suitcase back. 513 00:36:08,353 --> 00:36:10,799 We won't identify ourselves. 514 00:36:10,823 --> 00:36:13,360 Once we read they've arrested somebody... 515 00:36:13,392 --> 00:36:14,564 then we'll come forward. 516 00:36:14,593 --> 00:36:16,800 I think that's the smartest thing. 517 00:36:16,829 --> 00:36:19,400 And don't ever kiss me that way again or any way. 518 00:36:19,431 --> 00:36:23,345 No kissing, period! Oh, God. 519 00:36:37,015 --> 00:36:39,655 - Toussaint. - I'd like to report a murder. 520 00:36:39,685 --> 00:36:41,096 - What? 521 00:36:45,357 --> 00:36:51,831 - Did you say...murder? -Yes. That's a-right, a murder. 522 00:36:51,864 --> 00:36:53,002 You're Italian? 523 00:36:53,031 --> 00:36:55,170 That's a-correct. I'm Italiano, si. 524 00:36:55,200 --> 00:37:00,616 - What's your name? - My name? Balboa. Rocky Balboa. 525 00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:04,177 So listen. The body-- it's at the Villa Van Dougen. 526 00:37:04,209 --> 00:37:06,849 Boulevard Kandinsky, Numero 17. 527 00:37:06,879 --> 00:37:08,688 - Come on! - And if you a-hurry... 528 00:37:08,714 --> 00:37:10,716 - You can a-catcha the killer. - Killer? 529 00:37:10,749 --> 00:37:14,788 Yes. I saw his a-feet. 2 of them. 530 00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:18,962 No, not 2 killers. 2 feet. I'm talking to an idiot. 531 00:37:18,991 --> 00:37:21,471 No, he is. They're tracing the call! 532 00:37:21,493 --> 00:37:23,473 - Ciao. - God! 533 00:37:23,495 --> 00:37:27,238 Well, excuse me. I panicked. I'm talking to the police! 534 00:37:27,266 --> 00:37:30,076 To me, every authority figure is still my vice principal. 535 00:37:30,102 --> 00:37:33,572 A letter would've been faster. God! 536 00:37:33,605 --> 00:37:35,812 Will you relax? I've worked in enough police films... 537 00:37:35,841 --> 00:37:40,517 to know they can't trace a phone call that quickly. 538 00:37:40,545 --> 00:37:42,354 So they weren't French. 539 00:37:53,725 --> 00:37:59,607 Oh, God. He's giving them a description. That's you. 540 00:37:59,631 --> 00:38:00,769 I wish. 541 00:38:02,067 --> 00:38:06,812 - Un petit chien. - The dog. 542 00:38:06,838 --> 00:38:08,215 We're dead. Let's go. 543 00:38:11,476 --> 00:38:14,821 I can't believe we lied to the police. I feel like a fugitive. 544 00:38:14,846 --> 00:38:15,984 It's like quicksand. 545 00:38:16,014 --> 00:38:17,994 The more you struggle, the deeper you sink. 546 00:38:18,016 --> 00:38:20,223 I'll tell you--if we keep walking around with this dog... 547 00:38:20,252 --> 00:38:21,322 we might as well wear t-shirts... 548 00:38:21,353 --> 00:38:23,094 that say, "Hi! We're the killers." 549 00:38:23,121 --> 00:38:27,001 You're right. I really hate to do this. 550 00:38:27,025 --> 00:38:30,495 - Sorry. Take care of yourself. - What did you do? 551 00:38:30,529 --> 00:38:34,944 I got rid of the dog. Let's go. 552 00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:36,844 You also got rid of our meal ticket. 553 00:38:36,868 --> 00:38:40,111 I could've sold him to that guy on the train. $6,000. 554 00:38:40,138 --> 00:38:41,446 My birth control pills. 555 00:38:41,473 --> 00:38:42,918 Never thought I'd actually say this... 556 00:38:42,941 --> 00:38:44,648 but there is a time and a place-- 557 00:38:44,676 --> 00:38:46,656 - They're in my suitcase. - So? 558 00:38:46,678 --> 00:38:50,649 - My name's on the prescription. - You got a problem. 559 00:38:50,682 --> 00:38:53,993 - We have to go back. - What, are you insane? 560 00:38:54,019 --> 00:38:56,158 The police are probably swarming the place by now. 561 00:38:56,188 --> 00:38:58,327 If the police are still there, we'll leave. 562 00:38:58,357 --> 00:38:59,563 What about the killer? 563 00:38:59,591 --> 00:39:01,935 You think the killer's going to hang around all night? 564 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,497 I don't know what his social life's like. 565 00:39:04,529 --> 00:39:06,531 We have no choice. We have to go back. 566 00:39:06,565 --> 00:39:07,873 Let me be honest with you. 567 00:39:07,899 --> 00:39:09,845 It's been a very interesting 12 hours. 568 00:39:09,868 --> 00:39:12,109 I think you're a good chick down deep, very smart. 569 00:39:12,137 --> 00:39:13,343 But I wouldn't go back... 570 00:39:13,372 --> 00:39:15,978 if my birth control pills were there. 571 00:39:16,008 --> 00:39:20,115 - Fine. I'll go myself. -It's nothing personal. 572 00:39:20,145 --> 00:39:22,989 I just know that prison guards and me are not a good mix. 573 00:39:23,015 --> 00:39:27,327 I got it. So nice meeting you. 574 00:39:27,352 --> 00:39:29,525 Yeah, you, too. Good luck. 575 00:39:33,859 --> 00:39:35,202 Oh, God. 576 00:39:46,038 --> 00:39:51,351 She's going to leave me. I know she's going to leave me. 577 00:39:53,378 --> 00:39:56,518 Yeah, she's going to leave me. She'll divorce me. 578 00:39:56,548 --> 00:39:58,528 She won't take me, though... 579 00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:01,053 because I got nothing for her to take! 580 00:40:03,055 --> 00:40:04,557 She'll get remarried. 581 00:40:05,891 --> 00:40:11,534 Some handsome guy with a car and a car phone. Suits. 582 00:40:11,563 --> 00:40:17,536 Take her out for the anniversary of our divorce. 583 00:40:17,569 --> 00:40:20,379 She'll get remarried... 584 00:40:20,405 --> 00:40:24,046 and be happier than she ever was with me. 585 00:40:24,076 --> 00:40:30,186 And what do I become? Me--Neil Schwary? 586 00:40:30,215 --> 00:40:35,062 The flaky gambler... loser ex-husband. 587 00:40:35,087 --> 00:40:37,897 Yeah, I'll wear that the rest of my life. 588 00:40:45,263 --> 00:40:50,144 God, it's me--Neil Schwary. I really need your help. 589 00:40:50,168 --> 00:40:53,581 I know I'm not a church-going man, but if you want... 590 00:40:53,605 --> 00:40:57,781 I'll switch my golf games to Saturday. No sweat. 591 00:40:57,809 --> 00:41:01,222 Look, I know you don't perform a lot of miracles anymore... 592 00:41:01,246 --> 00:41:06,628 but, boy, what I wouldn't give for a suitcase full of cash. 593 00:41:21,466 --> 00:41:22,467 Thank you. 594 00:41:35,447 --> 00:41:40,192 - Hello, Neil. How'd you do? - Me? 595 00:41:40,218 --> 00:41:45,861 I'd say I broke about even. 596 00:41:45,891 --> 00:41:50,135 - What's that? - This? 597 00:41:50,162 --> 00:41:53,200 This, uh, is, uh... 598 00:41:53,231 --> 00:41:55,768 well, at one point, the casino ran out of money... 599 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,610 and they started giving out luggage. 600 00:41:58,637 --> 00:42:01,709 Giving out luggage? What are you talking about? 601 00:42:03,275 --> 00:42:10,989 Luggage. Bags. Suitcases. I stole it, OK? 602 00:42:11,016 --> 00:42:16,261 I didn't break even. I lost big. I lost everything-- 603 00:42:16,288 --> 00:42:21,260 our trip money, our savings. Oh, Marilyn, I'm so sorry. 604 00:42:21,293 --> 00:42:24,365 Please find it in your heart to forgive me. 605 00:42:24,396 --> 00:42:28,276 I'll make it up to you, I swear. I'll do anything you ask. 606 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,644 I'll listen to you when you talk. 607 00:42:30,669 --> 00:42:32,706 I'll look at your little drawings. 608 00:42:32,737 --> 00:42:33,875 I'll take you to the mall... 609 00:42:33,905 --> 00:42:35,907 and never point to my watch again. 610 00:42:35,941 --> 00:42:39,855 Anything you want. Foreplay. Anything. 611 00:42:39,878 --> 00:42:42,552 Just don't leave me. I don't think I can take it. 612 00:42:42,581 --> 00:42:46,051 Why, Neil, would you steal a suitcase? 613 00:42:46,084 --> 00:42:47,586 Answer, please. 614 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:53,191 I don't know. I don't know, Marilyn. 615 00:42:53,225 --> 00:42:55,899 I thought maybe there'd be something in it. 616 00:42:55,927 --> 00:43:00,239 - Cash. Something we could sell. - I have some money, Neil. 617 00:43:00,265 --> 00:43:03,075 Marilyn, you don't understand! Money? 618 00:43:03,101 --> 00:43:06,981 - Where'd you get money? - I put it aside... 619 00:43:07,005 --> 00:43:09,679 knowing in my heart what a fool you were... 620 00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:13,383 knowing you were capable of gambling away our trip money... 621 00:43:13,411 --> 00:43:16,051 knowing you had the self-destructive nature... 622 00:43:16,081 --> 00:43:19,062 to lose our savings and come crawling in here... 623 00:43:19,084 --> 00:43:22,429 with some lamebrain scheme to save your ass. 624 00:43:22,454 --> 00:43:24,695 You knew that about me? 625 00:43:25,724 --> 00:43:29,672 Marilyn. You're brilliant. 626 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,833 Don't ever let me tell you you're anything less. 627 00:43:31,863 --> 00:43:34,434 You mean, like, don't ever let you call me pygmy brain again? 628 00:43:34,466 --> 00:43:37,276 Oh, Marilyn, how do you put up with me? 629 00:43:37,302 --> 00:43:40,044 You are an angel, sent from heaven. 630 00:43:40,071 --> 00:43:41,550 My brilliant, darling wife. 631 00:43:41,573 --> 00:43:43,519 How much money did you put aside? 632 00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:45,612 If you could lend me maybe just a portion... 633 00:43:45,644 --> 00:43:47,055 I could go back to the casino. 634 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,550 Stupid idea! God, you're beautiful. 635 00:43:52,584 --> 00:43:55,224 We have to return the suitcase, Neil. 636 00:43:55,253 --> 00:43:58,860 Yes! I know. 637 00:43:58,890 --> 00:44:01,131 You're taking this very well, Marilyn. 638 00:44:11,836 --> 00:44:14,680 What is it? Marilyn, what is it? 639 00:44:22,013 --> 00:44:27,588 Turn it off! Honey, you're not going to scream, OK? 640 00:44:27,619 --> 00:44:30,031 Don't scream, OK? 641 00:44:33,725 --> 00:44:35,204 Shut up. 642 00:44:35,226 --> 00:44:37,206 Shut up, Marilyn! Be quiet, please! 643 00:44:37,228 --> 00:44:40,209 Oh! Oh, my... 644 00:44:40,231 --> 00:44:41,676 What are you trying to do, kill me? 645 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:43,008 Nu, ma-am'.! 646 00:44:43,034 --> 00:44:44,672 You want 2 dead women on your hands? 647 00:44:44,703 --> 00:44:45,773 No, definitely not! 648 00:44:45,804 --> 00:44:46,976 I can't breathe. I need a glass of water. 649 00:44:47,005 --> 00:44:50,612 - Get me a glass of water! - Water. 650 00:44:50,642 --> 00:44:52,883 How dare you! What an idiot! 651 00:44:52,911 --> 00:44:56,552 I guess you could say this vacation's shot to hell! 652 00:44:56,581 --> 00:45:00,620 - Oh, God. - What's wrong with this glass? 653 00:45:00,652 --> 00:45:04,065 We got to get out of here. Dead body parts! 654 00:45:04,089 --> 00:45:05,830 Calm down! 655 00:45:06,925 --> 00:45:08,427 Help me pack. We got to get out of here! 656 00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:12,465 Right! We'll leave the body here and get the hell out! 657 00:45:12,497 --> 00:45:14,875 - We're taking it with us. - Marilyn, don't be an idiot! 658 00:45:14,899 --> 00:45:16,640 You steal a suitcase with a dead woman inside... 659 00:45:16,668 --> 00:45:17,942 and you call me an idiot? 660 00:45:17,969 --> 00:45:19,107 We can't leave the body here. 661 00:45:19,137 --> 00:45:20,241 We're registered in this hotel! 662 00:45:20,271 --> 00:45:22,979 Right! Very smart! Good thinking! 663 00:45:23,007 --> 00:45:25,146 From now on, Neil, I call the shots. 664 00:45:25,176 --> 00:45:26,917 Understand? - Perfectly! 665 00:45:26,945 --> 00:45:29,516 I don't want to hear what you think we should do... 666 00:45:29,547 --> 00:45:31,049 or why you think we should do it. 667 00:45:31,082 --> 00:45:33,528 Shut up and take orders. Is that clear? 668 00:45:33,551 --> 00:45:34,552 Completely! 669 00:45:38,323 --> 00:45:41,634 - OK. So what do we do? - We'll ditch the body... 670 00:45:41,659 --> 00:45:43,536 hop a train, and blow this pop stand. 671 00:45:43,561 --> 00:45:44,869 I like it! I like it a lot! 672 00:45:44,896 --> 00:45:46,102 - Neil! - I'll shut up. 673 00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,496 Look, OK, look, I don't know why I'm here. 674 00:46:11,523 --> 00:46:13,503 I don't know why I came back. 675 00:46:13,525 --> 00:46:17,405 I'm confused, but let's just get the damn suitcase and go. 676 00:46:17,429 --> 00:46:18,931 OK. 677 00:46:18,963 --> 00:46:21,500 No, no, no. You--you-- you better stay here... 678 00:46:21,533 --> 00:46:23,911 -just in case. - I'll be fine. 679 00:46:23,935 --> 00:46:25,437 No, really, you stay here. 680 00:46:25,470 --> 00:46:29,782 If anything should happen-- God forbid... 681 00:46:29,808 --> 00:46:34,154 - Run, OK? - OK. 682 00:46:36,815 --> 00:46:38,453 You know, feel free to talk me out of this... 683 00:46:38,483 --> 00:46:39,484 if you want. 684 00:46:45,023 --> 00:46:49,995 Julian...thanks. 685 00:47:15,820 --> 00:47:19,290 - Stop right there! Police! - Don't shoot! I'm an actor! 686 00:47:19,324 --> 00:47:20,803 What are you doing here? 687 00:47:20,825 --> 00:47:22,395 What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 688 00:47:22,427 --> 00:47:23,872 - How did you get in? - Through the gate. 689 00:47:23,895 --> 00:47:25,670 - It was open? -It's always open. 690 00:47:25,697 --> 00:47:27,904 - You've been here before? - No, I-- 691 00:47:27,932 --> 00:47:31,675 - What are you trying to steal? - Steal? Nothing. I'm no thief. 692 00:47:31,703 --> 00:47:33,705 I'm certainly no murderer. 693 00:47:43,047 --> 00:47:46,460 Murder? Who said anything about murder? 694 00:47:46,484 --> 00:47:49,158 - I don't know. Stephen King. - Where's the body? 695 00:47:49,187 --> 00:47:50,996 I don't know. I only saw her hand. 696 00:47:51,022 --> 00:47:53,195 - Whose hand? - Madame Van Dougen's. 697 00:47:53,224 --> 00:47:54,828 How do you know it was Madame Van Dougen's? 698 00:47:54,859 --> 00:47:57,203 I'm just guessing. It's a common name. 699 00:47:57,228 --> 00:47:59,572 - Where's the body? - What am I, a mortician? 700 00:47:59,597 --> 00:48:02,578 - Where is the body? - In the garage. 701 00:48:12,577 --> 00:48:16,548 - What is this? - What, this? 702 00:48:16,581 --> 00:48:18,492 This is an ankle bracelet, actually. 703 00:48:18,516 --> 00:48:20,996 I like to wear it over my pants... 704 00:48:21,019 --> 00:48:23,499 or thrown kinda casually in the cuff...either way. 705 00:48:23,521 --> 00:48:26,502 It may be too trendy a look for you. 706 00:48:26,524 --> 00:48:28,731 And the initials on the clasp are yours? 707 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,501 Of course they're my initials. 708 00:48:30,528 --> 00:48:32,405 They're not the initials of my name, per se... 709 00:48:32,430 --> 00:48:34,410 but they have special meaning to me... 710 00:48:34,432 --> 00:48:36,708 something of personal significance. 711 00:48:36,734 --> 00:48:39,578 There are no initials. 712 00:48:39,604 --> 00:48:44,952 But I congratulate you on being a very fine actor. 713 00:48:47,779 --> 00:48:49,383 There is nothing. 714 00:48:49,414 --> 00:48:53,123 I believe you will need an attorney, monsieur. 715 00:48:53,151 --> 00:48:57,395 An attorney? What I need is an agent. 716 00:49:02,193 --> 00:49:05,197 Oh, boy. 717 00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:23,950 You see, Toussaint... 718 00:49:23,982 --> 00:49:27,486 guilt or innocence is quite often not the issue. 719 00:49:27,518 --> 00:49:30,499 Persuading the suspect to say what you want is. 720 00:49:30,521 --> 00:49:31,499 How so? 721 00:49:31,522 --> 00:49:34,002 Because they tend to lie anyway... 722 00:49:34,025 --> 00:49:36,801 even if they are blameless. 723 00:49:36,828 --> 00:49:40,708 It's human nature, the fear of self-incrimination. 724 00:49:42,033 --> 00:49:45,014 Only when they have painted themselves into a corner... 725 00:49:45,036 --> 00:49:48,017 or when you have carefully guided them there... 726 00:49:48,039 --> 00:49:50,519 do they point the finger in the proper direction. 727 00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:51,519 Put it away. 728 00:49:51,542 --> 00:49:52,816 - Inspector? - Fut it away. 729 00:49:52,844 --> 00:49:56,690 - Inspector, we have a witness. - Merci. 730 00:49:56,714 --> 00:50:00,685 Monsieur, I am Inspector Bonnard. 731 00:50:00,718 --> 00:50:03,096 Tell me, please, exactly what did you see? 732 00:50:03,121 --> 00:50:07,968 A man, a woman, and a dog. They went inside the gate. 733 00:50:07,992 --> 00:50:10,165 A few minutes later, they ran out... 734 00:50:10,194 --> 00:50:12,538 like their britches were on fire. 735 00:50:12,563 --> 00:50:17,808 - I see. What time was this? -1:00, 1:30. 736 00:50:19,570 --> 00:50:21,675 Look at this man's face. 737 00:50:23,074 --> 00:50:28,217 - Is this the man you saw? - Yes, this is he. 738 00:50:28,246 --> 00:50:29,850 This guy's blind. 739 00:50:29,881 --> 00:50:31,224 Were you here earlier in the evening? 740 00:50:31,249 --> 00:50:32,284 No. 741 00:50:32,316 --> 00:50:33,693 Are you traveling with a woman and a dog? 742 00:50:33,718 --> 00:50:34,696 No. 743 00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,460 Would you be able to identify the dog? 744 00:50:36,487 --> 00:50:38,228 Yes, of course. It was a dachshund. 745 00:50:38,256 --> 00:50:40,736 Good. So you've never been here before? 746 00:50:40,758 --> 00:50:42,032 You're traveling alone? 747 00:50:45,763 --> 00:50:50,508 We must find the dog. The dog is the key. 748 00:50:50,535 --> 00:50:52,572 Why would I want to kill somebody? 749 00:50:52,603 --> 00:50:55,880 - Be quiet. - You got the wrong guy. 750 00:50:55,907 --> 00:50:58,547 - Be quiet. - I heard you the first time. 751 00:50:58,576 --> 00:51:01,056 - What are you, a parrot? - You talk English? 752 00:51:01,079 --> 00:51:04,424 - Are you Charlie Chan? - Take him to the car. 753 00:51:08,186 --> 00:51:09,597 Pregnant. 754 00:51:11,556 --> 00:51:15,527 I, too, have a bracelet I'd like to show you. 755 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,541 I hope they fit, because it is my duty, monsieur... 756 00:51:18,563 --> 00:51:23,069 to inform you that you are under arrest on suspicion of murder. 757 00:51:36,781 --> 00:51:38,454 Get a porter! 758 00:51:44,722 --> 00:51:48,067 Oui, monsieur? Porter, come--come here. 759 00:51:48,092 --> 00:51:49,571 I got it. 760 00:51:49,594 --> 00:51:53,474 - Where is it going, monsieur? - Uh...Mar, where's it going? 761 00:51:53,498 --> 00:51:55,478 What's the longest trip it can take from this station? 762 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,571 - Madrid. -It's going to Madrid. 763 00:51:57,602 --> 00:51:59,104 - That's too much money! - Fay him! 764 00:51:59,137 --> 00:52:02,744 Oh, God, I love you. I married a genius. 765 00:52:02,774 --> 00:52:04,447 Button your shirt. You look like your mother. 766 00:52:04,475 --> 00:52:05,783 I'm sorry. 767 00:52:07,779 --> 00:52:10,521 We're moving, Marilyn. 768 00:52:10,548 --> 00:52:14,291 We're moving. You did it. We're free! 769 00:52:14,318 --> 00:52:17,788 Monsieur, your suitcase was going on the wrong train. 770 00:52:17,822 --> 00:52:24,467 - Thank you very much. - Merci,but no, thank you. 771 00:52:53,224 --> 00:52:55,727 - Ne-c-put-- - What? Huh? 772 00:53:57,421 --> 00:54:01,062 A tunnel. How do you say in French? 773 00:54:01,092 --> 00:54:04,767 Les...tune-al... is la scary. 774 00:54:09,533 --> 00:54:11,535 You're brilliant. 775 00:54:15,973 --> 00:54:17,509 Anything to declare? 776 00:54:17,541 --> 00:54:21,250 Just my love and respect for your fine country. 777 00:54:21,279 --> 00:54:23,054 Vive la France! 778 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,525 Which one is your suitcase, monsieur? 779 00:54:28,552 --> 00:54:31,032 It's gone! It was right there. 780 00:54:31,055 --> 00:54:34,525 There's something fishy about this guy if you ask me. 781 00:54:34,558 --> 00:54:37,198 - This is my suitcase. - Open it, please. 782 00:54:37,228 --> 00:54:40,038 Sure. It's just a regular old suitcase. 783 00:54:40,064 --> 00:54:43,011 I got it for Christmas one year. Travel a lot with it. 784 00:54:43,034 --> 00:54:45,036 Let's see what we have in here. 785 00:54:45,069 --> 00:54:47,549 Same old things-- shirts, underwear, socks. 786 00:54:47,571 --> 00:54:50,711 Oh, honey, you didn't forget your diaphragm. 787 00:54:50,741 --> 00:54:54,883 - Whose suitcase is this? - I have no idea. 788 00:54:54,912 --> 00:54:57,051 I've never seen it before. Have you, darling? 789 00:54:57,081 --> 00:55:00,324 - The suitcase? No. Never. - Never. 790 00:55:00,351 --> 00:55:04,561 They're lying! I saw the porter give it to them. 791 00:55:04,588 --> 00:55:07,728 Look, this guy's been asleep through 6 countries. 792 00:55:07,758 --> 00:55:10,534 - He saw nothing. - Silence. 793 00:55:17,868 --> 00:55:21,008 I wouldn't open that if I were you. 794 00:55:21,038 --> 00:55:23,575 It has a very odd smell. 795 00:56:21,332 --> 00:56:25,303 - Peekaboo. - Good morning, Alfonso. 796 00:56:25,336 --> 00:56:26,974 What an invigorating morning, eh? 797 00:56:27,004 --> 00:56:29,985 And what an exciting woman you are. 798 00:56:30,007 --> 00:56:32,419 I must say you look particularly beautiful this morning... 799 00:56:32,443 --> 00:56:35,151 even more radiant than you did last night. 800 00:56:35,179 --> 00:56:37,659 - Alfonso. - I can't help myself. 801 00:56:37,681 --> 00:56:39,820 From the moment I first saw you... 802 00:56:39,850 --> 00:56:42,330 the light shimmering off your safety deposit box... 803 00:56:42,353 --> 00:56:43,923 - Alfonso... - My love? 804 00:56:43,954 --> 00:56:45,729 The strangest thing is happening. 805 00:56:45,756 --> 00:56:52,435 Yes, I know. I feel it also. 2 hearts beating as one. 806 00:56:52,463 --> 00:56:55,501 Out there, Alfonso, out there. 807 00:56:55,533 --> 00:56:57,035 Out there? 808 00:57:03,808 --> 00:57:06,345 That woman is trying to kill a dog. 809 00:57:06,377 --> 00:57:08,357 Call the police. 810 00:57:08,379 --> 00:57:10,552 Call the police. You heard madame. 811 00:57:10,581 --> 00:57:12,686 And a bottle of champagne. 812 00:57:12,675 --> 00:57:14,916 How long have you been the maid and butler... 813 00:57:20,629 --> 00:57:22,233 for Madame Van Dougen? 814 00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:24,471 -31 years. -32 in May. 815 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:28,004 You always leave her here alone at night? 816 00:57:28,037 --> 00:57:31,575 Never. We've been here every week night for 31 years. 817 00:57:31,607 --> 00:57:33,143 32 in May. 818 00:57:33,175 --> 00:57:35,746 What about last night? You weren't here. 819 00:57:35,778 --> 00:57:37,758 - No. - No? Why not? 820 00:57:37,780 --> 00:57:39,589 We got a call earlier in the day. 821 00:57:39,615 --> 00:57:41,686 - About my sister. - It was a man. 822 00:57:41,717 --> 00:57:44,254 He said Brenda had been in a car accident... 823 00:57:44,286 --> 00:57:48,257 in Saint Cloud Sur Mer. We left on the 7:50 train. 824 00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:50,361 Was your sister badly injured? 825 00:57:50,392 --> 00:57:51,928 - No. - There was no accident. 826 00:57:51,961 --> 00:57:54,271 The phone call was just a stupid hoax. 827 00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:56,105 Perhaps to get us out of the house. 828 00:57:56,131 --> 00:57:58,111 - Perhaps. Sit down. -Inspector? 829 00:57:58,133 --> 00:57:59,111 - Sit down. - Of course. 830 00:57:59,134 --> 00:58:01,774 You left the villa at what time? 831 00:58:01,804 --> 00:58:02,782 -6:30. 832 00:58:02,805 --> 00:58:04,807 And what did you do before you departed? 833 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,787 We prepared Madame Van Dougen's evening meal-- 834 00:58:07,810 --> 00:58:11,280 a little minestrone soup, some cheese toast. 835 00:58:11,313 --> 00:58:15,386 - You did nothing else? - No, nothing. 836 00:58:15,417 --> 00:58:18,330 Everything seemed normal to you before you left? 837 00:58:18,354 --> 00:58:19,992 Completely. 838 00:58:20,022 --> 00:58:21,365 Madame. 839 00:58:22,992 --> 00:58:24,562 Madame Van Dougen lived... 840 00:58:24,593 --> 00:58:27,233 with her daughter or granddaughter, correct? 841 00:58:27,262 --> 00:58:29,264 Oh, no. She lived alone. 842 00:58:30,532 --> 00:58:33,604 Then to whom do these belong? 843 00:58:35,437 --> 00:58:38,111 To Madame Van Dougen. 844 00:58:44,713 --> 00:58:46,590 You see, she was quite petite. 845 00:58:46,615 --> 00:58:48,617 That's why she liked everything around her... 846 00:58:48,651 --> 00:58:50,426 -to be so small... - Hot, hot, hot! 847 00:58:50,452 --> 00:58:55,595 - Including her doggy. - The dachshund. 848 00:58:55,624 --> 00:58:59,265 Madame Van Dougen lost him a week ago in Rome. 849 00:58:59,294 --> 00:59:02,298 2 Americans found him and were supposed to return him... 850 00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:03,605 yesterday evening. 851 00:59:03,632 --> 00:59:06,772 - A man and a woman? - Yes. 852 00:59:06,802 --> 00:59:10,113 Tell me, have you ever heard of a man... 853 00:59:10,139 --> 00:59:15,179 -named Augie Morosco? - No, never. 854 00:59:23,786 --> 00:59:26,767 Very good. I'll be right there. 855 00:59:28,123 --> 00:59:31,161 We have found the elusive dachshund. 856 00:59:36,265 --> 00:59:37,767 Monsieur commissaire. 857 00:59:43,005 --> 00:59:44,746 She was trying to drown the dog. 858 00:59:44,773 --> 00:59:47,652 That's not true! I was giving him a bath! 859 00:59:51,914 --> 00:59:53,757 - Is this your dachshund? - Yes, it is. 860 00:59:53,782 --> 00:59:54,760 He has a name? 861 00:59:54,783 --> 00:59:56,854 Yes. A great name, as a matter of fact. 862 00:59:56,885 --> 01:00:00,264 Sparky. His name is Sparky. 863 01:00:00,289 --> 01:00:02,132 I named him after a dog that I loved... 864 01:00:02,157 --> 01:00:04,637 that got run over by a truck. I was 11, but-- 865 01:00:04,660 --> 01:00:06,003 - Call him. - Hmm? 866 01:00:06,028 --> 01:00:09,601 - Call the dog. - Sparky. 867 01:00:17,806 --> 01:00:23,017 Up, fella. Come on. 868 01:00:23,045 --> 01:00:24,547 Move, Sparky! 869 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,124 Deaf. Very deaf. 870 01:00:31,153 --> 01:00:35,533 - The dog can't hear. - Send them in. 871 01:00:42,264 --> 01:00:43,937 Napoleon! 872 01:00:46,068 --> 01:00:50,574 - Dear Lord, he can hear! - My little love. 873 01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:51,778 Oh, baby. 874 01:00:57,412 --> 01:00:59,221 Thank you very much. 875 01:00:59,248 --> 01:01:01,592 Please wait in the corridor. 876 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,630 It's a miracle. 877 01:01:08,957 --> 01:01:11,801 What are you doing in Monte Carlo, mademoiselle? 878 01:01:11,827 --> 01:01:14,433 I'm...a tourist. 879 01:01:14,463 --> 01:01:16,773 I just wanted to check out Monte Carlo. 880 01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:19,245 I'd heard a lot about it, but I never really understood... 881 01:01:19,268 --> 01:01:21,544 if it was a part of France or what. 882 01:01:21,570 --> 01:01:23,516 It's nice. I like it a lot. 883 01:01:23,539 --> 01:01:25,576 Unbelievably clean, like Disney World. 884 01:01:25,607 --> 01:01:28,781 And are you in Monte Carlo alone? 885 01:01:28,811 --> 01:01:32,418 That depends. What did you have in mind? 886 01:01:32,447 --> 01:01:33,585 Answer the question! 887 01:01:33,615 --> 01:01:36,562 I'm sorry. I'm so nervous. What was the question? 888 01:01:36,585 --> 01:01:41,227 I want the truth. 889 01:01:41,256 --> 01:01:45,727 The truth is, he is my dog, but just since yesterday. 890 01:01:45,761 --> 01:01:47,240 That's when I found him. 891 01:01:47,262 --> 01:01:49,868 So he was my dog, but just for a day. 892 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,981 Do you know this man? 893 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:06,390 Uh, this man? No. No, I don't. 894 01:02:06,415 --> 01:02:09,191 Do you know this woman? 895 01:02:09,218 --> 01:02:10,925 Never saw her before in my life. 896 01:02:10,953 --> 01:02:13,263 Then why was her picture in your wallet? 897 01:02:13,288 --> 01:02:14,699 Her picture comes with every wallet. 898 01:02:14,723 --> 01:02:17,363 Be silent. if you want to play games, we'll go to the casino. 899 01:02:17,392 --> 01:02:19,531 You had my picture in your wallet? 900 01:02:19,561 --> 01:02:23,202 You are both suspects in a murder case. 901 01:02:23,232 --> 01:02:26,702 Everything you told me is lies, one after the other. 902 01:02:26,735 --> 01:02:29,215 You are the American couple... 903 01:02:29,238 --> 01:02:32,310 who was returning Madame Van Dougen's dog, right? 904 01:02:32,341 --> 01:02:36,517 He said not to tell the truth because you wouldn't believe us. 905 01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:40,015 See, Julian? It's fine. They know who we are. 906 01:02:40,048 --> 01:02:45,999 God, what a relief. I was getting so panicked. 907 01:02:46,021 --> 01:02:48,331 Well, we'll get out of your hair. 908 01:02:48,357 --> 01:02:49,859 You got things on your plate. 909 01:02:49,892 --> 01:02:51,235 You got a murder to solve. 910 01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:52,739 We're not quite finished. 911 01:02:54,763 --> 01:02:59,735 We found this matchbook by Madame Van Dougen's garage. 912 01:02:59,768 --> 01:03:05,912 On it is written the name Augie Morosco. L'Hotel de Paris. 913 01:03:05,941 --> 01:03:08,785 - Is this your matchbook? - No. I don't even smoke. 914 01:03:08,810 --> 01:03:11,120 Just now in the hall he asked for a cigarette. 915 01:03:11,146 --> 01:03:14,616 I smoke occasionally, like when I'm arrested. 916 01:03:14,650 --> 01:03:17,256 Look, it is my matchbook. I got it from a man on a train. 917 01:03:17,286 --> 01:03:20,699 Inspector, we found their accomplices. 918 01:03:20,722 --> 01:03:24,864 - Take them away. - Come on. Let's go. 919 01:03:24,893 --> 01:03:26,201 Accomplices? 920 01:03:27,195 --> 01:03:29,641 I'm getting claustrophobic in here! 921 01:03:29,665 --> 01:03:33,169 You got to let me out! Let me out of here, man! 922 01:03:33,201 --> 01:03:35,704 Man! You call this a police car? 923 01:03:35,737 --> 01:03:38,115 I had a boil removed from my ass bigger than this! 924 01:03:38,140 --> 01:03:39,414 Put a lid on it, Neil. 925 01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:43,082 This sort of thing will kill your tourism industry, pal! 926 01:03:43,111 --> 01:03:46,058 Once your tourism falls, your economy collapses... 927 01:03:46,081 --> 01:03:47,719 and then what's the Prince going to do? 928 01:03:47,749 --> 01:03:49,729 He's going to have to get a real job! 929 01:03:49,751 --> 01:03:51,628 He's going to be bummed about that! 930 01:03:54,022 --> 01:03:57,526 Get your French paws off me! I got all your badge numbers. 931 01:03:57,559 --> 01:03:59,232 You're all going to be named in a major lawsuit! 932 01:03:59,261 --> 01:04:00,740 Neil, will you shut up! 933 01:04:00,762 --> 01:04:02,742 I demand to see the American Consul. 934 01:04:02,764 --> 01:04:04,243 I demand our legal rights. 935 01:04:04,266 --> 01:04:06,746 We are citizens of the United States of America. 936 01:04:06,768 --> 01:04:09,442 - Think about that! - Think about this! 937 01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:11,109 Think about spending the rest of your life... 938 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:13,380 in a cell 6 feet by 8 feet... 939 01:04:13,408 --> 01:04:15,547 surrounded by the dregs of humanity. 940 01:04:15,577 --> 01:04:19,855 - Think about that. - You don't scare me. 941 01:04:19,881 --> 01:04:21,986 You got nothing on us. 942 01:04:22,017 --> 01:04:25,226 Nothing? You were stopped by Customs with a dead body... 943 01:04:25,253 --> 01:04:28,962 chopped up in your suitcase. You call that nothing? 944 01:04:28,991 --> 01:04:31,665 All right, I'll give you that... 945 01:04:31,693 --> 01:04:33,195 but that doesn't mean we killed her. 946 01:04:33,228 --> 01:04:35,037 That suitcase isn't even ours. 947 01:04:35,063 --> 01:04:38,704 Sir, we have no idea who the dead woman is... 948 01:04:38,734 --> 01:04:41,476 or how she got into that suitcase. 949 01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:42,743 I want the whole story. 950 01:04:42,771 --> 01:04:44,682 Leave out nothing. I want every detail. 951 01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:47,710 Sit down. Toussaint. 952 01:04:47,743 --> 01:04:52,988 OK, all right. My name is Neil Schwary... 953 01:04:53,015 --> 01:04:55,894 - And this is my wife Marilyn. - Enchante. 954 01:04:55,917 --> 01:04:59,729 I'm in the clothing business. I come to Europe twice a year. 955 01:04:59,755 --> 01:05:01,735 I look at all the big labels... 956 01:05:01,757 --> 01:05:07,230 the Armanis, Chanels, Versaces, and I buy a few of them... 957 01:05:07,262 --> 01:05:09,742 improve on them a little bit... 958 01:05:09,765 --> 01:05:12,336 and then knock them off for a third of the price. 959 01:05:12,367 --> 01:05:15,246 My wife usually doesn't travel with me... 960 01:05:15,270 --> 01:05:17,580 but this being our 10th anniversary-- 961 01:05:17,606 --> 01:05:19,381 I thought it was a wonderful opportunity... 962 01:05:19,408 --> 01:05:21,183 to see your very beautiful country-- 963 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:22,882 and it is very beautiful. 964 01:05:22,911 --> 01:05:25,755 Oh, yeah. You French really do it up right. 965 01:05:25,781 --> 01:05:28,591 Confine yourself to the facts, not the bullshit. 966 01:05:56,812 --> 01:05:59,725 Monsieur Morosco, your flowers. 967 01:05:59,748 --> 01:06:03,059 Merci, Joubert'. And my wife? 968 01:06:03,085 --> 01:06:05,224 She's having breakfast at the Cafe de Paris. 969 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:08,063 Very good. What kind of mood is she in? 970 01:06:08,090 --> 01:06:10,400 - Mood? - Did she have weapons? 971 01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:12,234 Roses won't stop a bullet. 972 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:15,730 - She seemed relaxed. - Relaxed? Interesting. 973 01:06:15,764 --> 01:06:17,266 Merci, Joubert'. 974 01:06:28,577 --> 01:06:34,186 Oh, darling, thank you. They're beautiful. 975 01:06:34,216 --> 01:06:38,392 You're looking much better than you did last night. 976 01:06:38,420 --> 01:06:40,832 That's because today I'm a new man. 977 01:06:40,856 --> 01:06:43,894 Next time it won't be gas. It will be the real thing. 978 01:06:43,925 --> 01:06:45,734 Such devotion. 979 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:55,480 Oh, Elena, last night changed my life. 980 01:06:55,504 --> 01:06:59,145 This time I'm cured. I'll never gamble again... 981 01:06:59,174 --> 01:07:01,848 not if it means losing the woman I love. 982 01:07:01,877 --> 01:07:05,484 Augie, did you know Madame Van Dougen? 983 01:07:05,514 --> 01:07:07,084 That reptile? Of course I knew her. 984 01:07:07,115 --> 01:07:09,823 3 months ago in baccarat, she won a fortune from me. 985 01:07:09,851 --> 01:07:12,764 - I could have killed her. - Somebody did. 986 01:07:12,787 --> 01:07:16,132 They found her body in a suitcase hacked to pieces. 987 01:07:16,158 --> 01:07:18,934 - Murder? - No, suicide. 988 01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:21,065 Of course it was murder. 989 01:07:21,096 --> 01:07:23,838 They arrested 4 Americans in the case. 990 01:07:23,865 --> 01:07:26,505 They're still looking for the mastermind. 991 01:07:40,715 --> 01:07:41,955 - Get away from me. -Inspector? 992 01:07:41,983 --> 01:07:45,157 - Get away from me. - Of course. 993 01:07:53,562 --> 01:07:57,908 Don't worry, Madame Schwary. It is now empty. 994 01:07:59,167 --> 01:08:01,408 Sit down. 995 01:08:01,436 --> 01:08:05,680 - Don't we have rights? - Do you know these two? 996 01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:08,210 - Never seen them before. - Me, either. 997 01:08:09,611 --> 01:08:15,220 - And you? - Hey, you found my suitcase! 998 01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:18,254 It looks like my suitcase. I'm not exactly sure. 999 01:08:18,286 --> 01:08:21,597 Thank you. You may go now. 1000 01:08:22,591 --> 01:08:25,572 By the way, love the gruel. 1001 01:08:25,594 --> 01:08:27,130 Come on. 1002 01:08:27,162 --> 01:08:29,642 Inspector, we would've come to the police right away... 1003 01:08:29,664 --> 01:08:32,008 but we were just so afraid. 1004 01:08:32,033 --> 01:08:35,845 Madame Schwary, you have every reason to be afraid. 1005 01:08:35,870 --> 01:08:40,478 Wait a minute. I couldn't have done it. 1006 01:08:40,508 --> 01:08:43,284 At the time this woman was murdered... 1007 01:08:43,311 --> 01:08:45,484 I was with somebody else. 1008 01:08:45,513 --> 01:08:47,789 The guy I told you about-the gambler. 1009 01:08:47,816 --> 01:08:53,596 Yes, the gambler. And you have a name for this gambler? 1010 01:08:53,622 --> 01:09:00,096 - Morosco. Augie Morosco. - Morosco? Who is this guy? 1011 01:09:00,128 --> 01:09:02,608 It's a long story. 1012 01:09:02,631 --> 01:09:09,014 Now it all falls into place. Augie Morosco is our mastermind. 1013 01:09:17,078 --> 01:09:19,285 You're a gambler, Monsieur Morosco? 1014 01:09:19,314 --> 01:09:21,555 Used to be, years ago. 1015 01:09:21,583 --> 01:09:22,755 Did you know Madame Van Dougen? 1016 01:09:22,784 --> 01:09:25,264 I did. Dream of a woman. Sent from heaven. 1017 01:09:25,287 --> 01:09:27,062 Too good for this world. 1018 01:09:27,088 --> 01:09:31,264 3 weeks ago at the casino, you attempted to sit on her head. 1019 01:09:31,293 --> 01:09:34,137 She was cold and without a hat. 1020 01:09:35,330 --> 01:09:36,900 Come with me. 1021 01:09:45,907 --> 01:09:47,614 Do you know these two? 1022 01:09:52,047 --> 01:09:54,323 No, I don't. 1023 01:09:54,349 --> 01:09:56,022 You are absolutely certain? 1024 01:09:59,154 --> 01:10:01,998 Come to think of it, I do know them. 1025 01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:05,664 I met them on the train. I almost bought their dog. 1026 01:10:05,694 --> 01:10:08,265 Do you know whose dog that was? 1027 01:10:08,296 --> 01:10:10,776 - Yours? - Madame Van Dougen's. 1028 01:10:10,799 --> 01:10:14,804 - Another coincidence? - I guess. 1029 01:10:19,441 --> 01:10:21,614 Do you know these two? 1030 01:10:26,781 --> 01:10:29,660 - No? - No, I don't. 1031 01:10:29,684 --> 01:10:32,096 They were found with Madame Van Dougen's body... 1032 01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:33,258 in a suitcase. 1033 01:10:33,288 --> 01:10:36,098 Well, that's illogical. Why would anybody... 1034 01:10:36,124 --> 01:10:39,264 want to crawl inside a suitcase with a corpse? 1035 01:10:41,563 --> 01:10:47,036 - So, you don't know them? - No, I don't know them. 1036 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,538 Interesting. 1037 01:10:54,409 --> 01:10:55,752 Thank you. 1038 01:10:57,278 --> 01:10:59,758 That man claims just the opposite. 1039 01:10:59,781 --> 01:11:01,783 He says he was with you... 1040 01:11:01,816 --> 01:11:03,762 at the time the crime was committed. 1041 01:11:03,785 --> 01:11:05,264 Well, I'm afraid that's impossible. 1042 01:11:05,286 --> 01:11:07,892 How do you know? I haven't told you... 1043 01:11:07,922 --> 01:11:09,663 what time the crime was committed. 1044 01:11:10,859 --> 01:11:12,338 Point well taken. 1045 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:15,204 What time was the crime committed? 1046 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:18,677 Last night between 1:00 and 1:30. 1047 01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:23,274 Between 1:00 and 1:30. 1048 01:11:29,744 --> 01:11:32,224 It just so happens at that hour... 1049 01:11:32,247 --> 01:11:35,717 I was in my hotel making love to my wife. 1050 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:38,663 I know this for a fact, because her screams of ecstasy... 1051 01:11:38,686 --> 01:11:42,429 woke up the neighborhood. Somebody actually shouted out... 1052 01:11:42,457 --> 01:11:45,438 "it's between 1:00 and 1:30 in the morning! 1053 01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:51,604 Give the poor woman a break!" And so I did. 1054 01:11:51,633 --> 01:11:54,273 You wish to stand by that story? 1055 01:11:54,302 --> 01:11:58,079 - Oh, yes. It's a good story. - Very well. 1056 01:11:58,106 --> 01:12:01,747 I plan to investigate every detail. 1057 01:12:01,776 --> 01:12:04,950 I will hold your passport for another 48 hours. 1058 01:12:04,979 --> 01:12:07,459 You can keep it. I have lots. 1059 01:12:13,455 --> 01:12:16,629 You see, he thought he was dealing with an idiot. 1060 01:12:16,658 --> 01:12:20,231 - He thought he had me trapped. - And what did you do? 1061 01:12:20,261 --> 01:12:22,241 I gave myself an ironclad alibi. 1062 01:12:22,263 --> 01:12:26,234 I told him at the time of the murder, I was in bed with you. 1063 01:12:26,267 --> 01:12:27,746 But you weren't in bed with me. 1064 01:12:27,769 --> 01:12:30,716 I know I wasn't, but you're the only one who knows... 1065 01:12:30,738 --> 01:12:31,739 I wasn't in bed with you... 1066 01:12:31,773 --> 01:12:34,253 and that is the beauty of my alibi. 1067 01:12:34,275 --> 01:12:35,754 What if the police question me? 1068 01:12:35,777 --> 01:12:39,156 If they question you, you say I was in bed with you. 1069 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:41,922 But if the police investigate, they'll discover... 1070 01:12:41,950 --> 01:12:43,861 it wasn't you I was in bed with. 1071 01:12:52,093 --> 01:12:55,438 Augie, how do you expect me to behave? 1072 01:12:55,463 --> 01:12:58,933 I was angry and hurt. I'm sick of your gambling. 1073 01:12:58,967 --> 01:13:00,947 First you run through your father's money... 1074 01:13:00,969 --> 01:13:02,971 till he died of a broken heart. 1075 01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:05,484 The man weighed 600 pounds and ran a marathon. 1076 01:13:05,507 --> 01:13:07,384 And now you've run through half my money. 1077 01:13:07,408 --> 01:13:10,787 Gambling is your true love, not me. 1078 01:13:10,812 --> 01:13:11,984 Madame. 1079 01:13:13,481 --> 01:13:17,952 Augie, darling, I'm so ashamed. 1080 01:13:17,986 --> 01:13:21,934 I've done something terrible. But you see, the truth is-- 1081 01:13:21,956 --> 01:13:26,427 You don't understand. I just lost my alibi. 1082 01:13:26,461 --> 01:13:29,340 Is that all that's bothering you? 1083 01:13:30,665 --> 01:13:33,908 Don't you see? If I'm caught lying... 1084 01:13:33,935 --> 01:13:35,073 they'll think I killed the little-- 1085 01:13:35,103 --> 01:13:37,606 You can relax. I'll make sure your alibi's secure. 1086 01:13:37,639 --> 01:13:40,916 No one will know it wasn't you in my bed last night. 1087 01:13:40,942 --> 01:13:46,688 You'd do that for me? Elena, I'm not worthy of you. 1088 01:13:46,714 --> 01:13:51,527 - I'm beginning to agree. - I am famished. Let's eat. 1089 01:13:55,123 --> 01:13:58,070 - A tout a l'heure. -Bonsoir, Alfonso. 1090 01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:07,813 - He's the one? - Augie, please. 1091 01:14:07,835 --> 01:14:11,305 He's very handsome. What is he, a bullfighter? 1092 01:14:11,339 --> 01:14:14,377 - Don't do something crazy. - You've got that backwards. 1093 01:14:14,409 --> 01:14:16,821 I'd be crazy not to do something. 1094 01:14:21,983 --> 01:14:27,160 Hey, you! Yes, you. You slept with my wife, didn't you? 1095 01:14:27,188 --> 01:14:29,896 - That depends. Who's your wife? - Elena. Last night. Remember? 1096 01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:33,667 - Elena. She's married to you? - That's right, casanova. 1097 01:14:33,695 --> 01:14:35,675 We had a couple of drinks. Nothing happened. 1098 01:14:35,697 --> 01:14:39,235 - A chat. A talk. Adios. - She told me all about it. 1099 01:14:39,267 --> 01:14:41,247 OK, tan boy, you're coming with me. 1100 01:14:41,269 --> 01:14:44,614 Please do not harm me. I beg you. My face is my fortune. 1101 01:14:49,777 --> 01:14:52,087 I've had 92 professional fights. 1102 01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:55,583 Only 2 have been with men. I lost both of them. 1103 01:14:55,617 --> 01:15:00,589 Alfonso, how do you do that voodoo that you do so well? 1104 01:15:00,622 --> 01:15:03,694 - I have my secrets, Augusto. - I'm sure you do. 1105 01:15:03,725 --> 01:15:08,231 - Elena, you remember Alfonso. - Hello, Alfonso. 1106 01:15:08,262 --> 01:15:10,105 Turns out to be a sweetheart of a guy... 1107 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:12,042 and he's going to back up my alibi. 1108 01:15:12,066 --> 01:15:15,411 - Sit, sit, sit, sit. Come on. - How nice for you. 1109 01:15:15,436 --> 01:15:19,509 Isn't it? Now, Al, so that we don't get our wires crossed... 1110 01:15:19,540 --> 01:15:21,679 what time did you say you arrived in my room? 1111 01:15:21,709 --> 01:15:23,780 -11:30ish. - And then what happened? 1112 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:27,918 - Well, Elena and I began to-- - Skip the details. 1113 01:15:27,949 --> 01:15:30,657 - What time were you through? - You're demented, Augie. 1114 01:15:30,685 --> 01:15:32,596 I've got to get the facts straight. 1115 01:15:32,620 --> 01:15:36,090 So what time did you wrap things up, uh, 11:45? 1116 01:15:36,124 --> 01:15:40,300 12:00. Uh, 12:30. Closer to 1:00. 1117 01:15:41,663 --> 01:15:50,208 An hour and a half? How can you do it for an hour and a half? 1118 01:15:50,238 --> 01:15:55,517 - So then what? - I heard footsteps at the door. 1119 01:15:55,543 --> 01:15:58,786 Naturally I assumed that it was you, so I left immediately. 1120 01:15:58,813 --> 01:16:02,192 - Did anyone see you? - No. I went through the window. 1121 01:16:02,216 --> 01:16:05,493 - What about room service? - You ordered up room service? 1122 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,931 Ah, yes. At a certain moment... 1123 01:16:06,954 --> 01:16:08,763 the waiter brought us a bottle of cognac. 1124 01:16:08,790 --> 01:16:10,497 Well, I'm not paying for it. 1125 01:16:10,525 --> 01:16:13,062 I'm trying to recall if the waiter saw my face. 1126 01:16:13,094 --> 01:16:14,505 Think, man. 1127 01:16:14,529 --> 01:16:18,944 Now I remember. When he knocked, I opened the door just a crack. 1128 01:16:18,966 --> 01:16:21,446 Then I put my arm out and grabbed the bottle. 1129 01:16:21,469 --> 01:16:24,040 He could've recognized your arm, a ring, a watch, a bracelet. 1130 01:16:24,072 --> 01:16:27,679 No. I was wearing nothing... except for your robe. 1131 01:16:27,709 --> 01:16:30,656 - My brocade robe? - Si. That one. 1132 01:16:30,678 --> 01:16:34,182 Oh, perfect! It's perfect! 1133 01:16:35,683 --> 01:16:44,068 When this is over, I promise to mend your broken heart. 1134 01:16:44,092 --> 01:16:46,163 I'll be with you night and day. 1135 01:16:46,194 --> 01:16:48,936 We'll go to Paris. We'll walk in the tuileries. 1136 01:16:48,963 --> 01:16:55,175 We'll eat in that funny little cafe in Monmom. 1137 01:16:55,203 --> 01:16:57,547 - Montmartre. - Montmartre, of course. 1138 01:16:57,572 --> 01:17:00,052 Oh, God, I love it when you correct me. 1139 01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,554 Oh, darling, I know I've been a disappointment to you... 1140 01:17:02,577 --> 01:17:06,184 but I'll change...beginning now. 1141 01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:10,252 Good, the cognac. 1142 01:17:18,459 --> 01:17:22,236 - Careful! It's attached. - Darling, we have guests. 1143 01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:24,743 Nice to see you, inspector, detective. 1144 01:17:24,766 --> 01:17:27,474 Let me introduce you to my wife Madame Morosco. 1145 01:17:27,502 --> 01:17:31,348 - How do you do? - This is your wife? 1146 01:17:31,372 --> 01:17:33,852 Why do people keep asking that? 1147 01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:35,548 Madame Morosco, forgive me... 1148 01:17:35,576 --> 01:17:38,216 but I must ask a potentially embarrassing question. 1149 01:17:38,246 --> 01:17:41,352 Who was in this room last night with you... 1150 01:17:41,382 --> 01:17:43,794 between midnight and 1:30? 1151 01:17:49,490 --> 01:17:51,163 My husband. 1152 01:17:51,192 --> 01:17:54,901 - Bonsoir, monsieur. - Hey, look who's here. 1153 01:17:54,929 --> 01:17:57,170 It's Antoine. Come in, my good man. 1154 01:17:57,198 --> 01:17:58,768 Would you mind telling the inspector... 1155 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,838 who was in this room last night between midnight and 1:30? 1156 01:18:01,869 --> 01:18:06,511 Monsieur Morosco. I brought him a bottle of Gaston de Lagrange. 1157 01:18:06,541 --> 01:18:09,647 He was wearing this very same robe. 1158 01:18:09,677 --> 01:18:12,817 Oh, thank you, Antoine. And this is for you, my good man. 1159 01:18:12,847 --> 01:18:14,656 Now take the cognac and get out. 1160 01:18:14,682 --> 01:18:16,958 - Merci, monsieur. - Now. Move. 1161 01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:19,396 Very nice waiter. As he was last night. 1162 01:18:19,420 --> 01:18:21,900 Very well. Your alibi is intact. 1163 01:18:21,923 --> 01:18:23,402 You doubted me, inspector. 1164 01:18:23,424 --> 01:18:25,495 I've learned over the years to never lie... 1165 01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:26,596 to an officer of the law. 1166 01:18:26,627 --> 01:18:29,198 The policeman is always your friend. 1167 01:18:29,230 --> 01:18:31,437 Have a nice weekend. 1168 01:18:31,465 --> 01:18:33,809 Those fools. 1169 01:18:35,403 --> 01:18:38,680 There is one other small detail. 1170 01:18:38,706 --> 01:18:41,812 Of course. Always eager to help. 1171 01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:44,187 - Come with me. - Go. 1172 01:18:55,723 --> 01:18:59,603 Last night, at exactly 1 A.M... 1173 01:18:59,627 --> 01:19:01,573 the mechanic in the hotel garage... 1174 01:19:01,596 --> 01:19:04,577 saw a figure come out this window... 1175 01:19:04,599 --> 01:19:09,742 and go down the fire escape. I assume that was you. 1176 01:19:09,770 --> 01:19:13,809 - But of course it was me. - I see. Very well. 1177 01:19:13,841 --> 01:19:17,948 Let us re-enact your journey, shall we? 1178 01:19:17,979 --> 01:19:20,391 Of course I will. 1179 01:19:26,420 --> 01:19:27,922 No big deal. 1180 01:19:46,474 --> 01:19:48,920 Augie, what are you doing? 1181 01:19:48,943 --> 01:19:50,513 I'm making a police training film. 1182 01:19:50,544 --> 01:19:52,888 What do you think I'm doing? 1183 01:19:54,282 --> 01:19:55,283 Oh, God! 1184 01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:08,095 Oh, pain. 1185 01:20:14,502 --> 01:20:16,140 That's worse than a rug burn. 1186 01:20:16,170 --> 01:20:18,116 And where did you go from here? 1187 01:20:18,139 --> 01:20:23,418 I believe I walked across this beam. 1188 01:20:23,444 --> 01:20:28,120 - Well, good night. - After you. 1189 01:20:29,784 --> 01:20:31,161 Sure. 1190 01:21:33,781 --> 01:21:35,055 God. 1191 01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:40,225 - You came into this room? - Yes, I did. 1192 01:21:40,254 --> 01:21:45,829 How convenient. The room where Madame Van Dougen was murdered. 1193 01:21:49,096 --> 01:21:51,576 - Could you slow down? - Easy. 1194 01:21:51,599 --> 01:21:54,079 When is this thing going to end? 1195 01:21:54,101 --> 01:21:58,846 - You! You're hurting my arm. - The time now is 1:10. 1196 01:21:58,873 --> 01:22:01,854 - What a nightmare! - This is the victim's watch. 1197 01:22:01,876 --> 01:22:07,155 As you see, it has stopped at the moment of the crime--1 :10. 1198 01:22:11,652 --> 01:22:14,792 Oh, no! I didn't do it. 1199 01:22:14,822 --> 01:22:16,824 I've never been in this room before in my life! 1200 01:22:16,857 --> 01:22:20,100 I lied about everything. You got to believe me! 1201 01:22:20,127 --> 01:22:22,198 I'm innocent! 1202 01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:24,709 Please take a seat, Monsieur Morosco. 1203 01:22:24,732 --> 01:22:29,203 OK, but I'm still innocent. I don't know why I'm here. 1204 01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:31,876 I didn't do anything. I'm innocent. 1205 01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:49,558 Sir? May I see that matchbook? Thank you. 1206 01:22:54,829 --> 01:22:56,308 Here's your man, Bonnard. 1207 01:22:56,330 --> 01:22:58,435 Look at him--he's got guilt written all over him. 1208 01:22:58,466 --> 01:23:01,447 - Me? - You all had the motives. 1209 01:23:01,469 --> 01:23:04,780 This one--this one was so desperate for money... 1210 01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:07,342 he tried to sell me a dog he didn't own! 1211 01:23:07,374 --> 01:23:10,378 And you! You were insane last night! 1212 01:23:10,411 --> 01:23:12,891 Inspector, the man was frothing at the mouth! 1213 01:23:12,913 --> 01:23:16,622 Ask anyone who saw him in the casino. He was violent. 1214 01:23:16,650 --> 01:23:19,563 If anyone in this room is capable of murder, it's Schwary! 1215 01:23:19,587 --> 01:23:21,828 - Why, I ought to-- - Monsieur! 1216 01:23:21,856 --> 01:23:24,735 Wait a minute! Let go! My husband may be capable... 1217 01:23:24,758 --> 01:23:26,396 of a lot of lowbrow, moronic behavior... 1218 01:23:26,427 --> 01:23:28,771 but he's too much of a coward to commit murder. 1219 01:23:28,796 --> 01:23:29,831 Thank you. 1220 01:23:30,998 --> 01:23:33,774 Look, inspector, come on. What more do you want? 1221 01:23:33,801 --> 01:23:36,304 The man was eating the evidence, for God's sake. 1222 01:23:36,337 --> 01:23:38,544 I'm innocent. I didn't do it! 1223 01:23:38,572 --> 01:23:40,950 I've never made love for an hour and a half in my life! 1224 01:23:40,975 --> 01:23:42,955 Ask my wife. She'll tell you. 1225 01:23:42,977 --> 01:23:45,958 That's precisely what I intend to do. 1226 01:23:45,980 --> 01:23:47,084 Sit down. 1227 01:23:48,516 --> 01:23:50,757 Elena, darling. 1228 01:23:54,455 --> 01:23:57,868 Madame, we are now at the hour of truth. 1229 01:23:57,892 --> 01:24:03,171 Lives are at stake. Pitiful lives, but lives nevertheless. 1230 01:24:03,197 --> 01:24:05,177 Now, who was the man... 1231 01:24:05,199 --> 01:24:09,306 that crawled out the window of Suite 801 last night? 1232 01:24:19,313 --> 01:24:24,160 - My husband. - Elena, the truth... 1233 01:24:24,185 --> 01:24:25,630 no matter how awful it may be. 1234 01:24:25,653 --> 01:24:27,724 Who were you in bed with last night? 1235 01:24:27,755 --> 01:24:30,793 - Say his name. - Augie Morosco. 1236 01:24:32,826 --> 01:24:34,897 The woman is a compulsive liar. 1237 01:24:34,929 --> 01:24:36,966 She's only saying that to protect me. 1238 01:24:36,997 --> 01:24:39,238 Because in fact, my wife, at the hour of the crime... 1239 01:24:39,266 --> 01:24:42,611 was in the arms of another man. And that man, Mr. Inspector... 1240 01:24:42,636 --> 01:24:45,139 is the real murderer of Madame Van Dougen. 1241 01:24:45,172 --> 01:24:48,119 - Alfonso de la Pena? - Alfonso-- 1242 01:24:48,142 --> 01:24:50,122 Monte Carlo is a small town. 1243 01:24:50,144 --> 01:24:52,124 Please take a seat, Madame Morosco. 1244 01:24:52,146 --> 01:24:56,219 - You, too. - Senior de la Pena... 1245 01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:57,786 come in, please. 1246 01:25:00,287 --> 01:25:03,029 I believe you owe me an explanation, inspector. 1247 01:25:03,057 --> 01:25:06,834 I intend to do just that. 1248 01:25:06,860 --> 01:25:10,330 Tell us, if you will, Senior de la Pena... 1249 01:25:10,364 --> 01:25:12,537 were you in Madame Morosco's suite... 1250 01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:14,603 at L'hotel de Paris last evening? 1251 01:25:21,275 --> 01:25:23,118 Absolutely not. 1252 01:25:23,143 --> 01:25:26,181 Who is this gentleman, may I ask? 1253 01:25:32,386 --> 01:25:34,627 What is it, Monsieur Peters? 1254 01:25:37,091 --> 01:25:42,097 It's the shoes... from the bushes. 1255 01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:50,177 It's him! He's the murderer! 1256 01:25:50,204 --> 01:25:53,981 No! It was not me! 1257 01:25:54,008 --> 01:25:57,251 Yes, I admit it was I who was in the bushes last night... 1258 01:25:57,278 --> 01:25:58,689 but I am certainly not guilty... 1259 01:25:58,712 --> 01:26:00,749 of the murder of Madame Van Dougen! 1260 01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:03,455 Please continue, Senor de la Pena. 1261 01:26:06,453 --> 01:26:12,597 You see, I was to meet... 1262 01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:15,436 Claire at 1:00. 1263 01:26:15,462 --> 01:26:18,102 No one was to know of our encounters. 1264 01:26:18,132 --> 01:26:20,476 It was her wish. 1265 01:26:20,501 --> 01:26:23,277 But when I arrived in madame's bedroom... 1266 01:26:23,304 --> 01:26:25,477 she was not there. 1267 01:26:25,506 --> 01:26:27,417 What did you see in the bedroom? 1268 01:26:27,441 --> 01:26:29,182 Nothing unusual. 1269 01:26:29,209 --> 01:26:32,247 Her bed was turned down as always. 1270 01:26:32,279 --> 01:26:34,782 Her powder blue negligee was carefully laid... 1271 01:26:34,815 --> 01:26:36,123 at the bottom of the bed... 1272 01:26:36,150 --> 01:26:38,562 but there was no sign of madame. 1273 01:26:38,585 --> 01:26:39,893 I left by the front door. 1274 01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,025 Immediately I heard someone coming up the drive. 1275 01:26:42,056 --> 01:26:45,629 It was this couple returning Napoleon. 1276 01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:47,297 I quickly ducked into the bushes... 1277 01:26:47,328 --> 01:26:51,105 to honor madame's vow of secrecy. 1278 01:26:51,131 --> 01:26:53,509 When they left, I left. 1279 01:26:53,534 --> 01:26:54,672 I have nothing left to say. 1280 01:26:54,702 --> 01:26:55,806 I saw nothing more. 1281 01:26:55,836 --> 01:26:56,940 I can't believe... 1282 01:26:56,970 --> 01:26:58,779 after an hour and a half with this guy's wife... 1283 01:26:58,806 --> 01:27:00,308 you and the old woman were-- 1284 01:27:00,341 --> 01:27:02,048 It's what I do. 1285 01:27:02,076 --> 01:27:05,023 Very interesting. 1286 01:27:05,045 --> 01:27:07,787 Don't you agree, Madame DePaul? 1287 01:27:07,815 --> 01:27:09,988 Didn't you tell me the only chore you did... 1288 01:27:10,017 --> 01:27:11,394 the night of the crime... 1289 01:27:11,418 --> 01:27:13,955 was to prepare Madame Van Dougen's evening meal? 1290 01:27:13,987 --> 01:27:15,694 Yes, that's correct. 1291 01:27:15,723 --> 01:27:20,263 Did you not also tell me you took the 7:50 train... 1292 01:27:20,294 --> 01:27:21,864 to Saint Cloud Sur Mer? 1293 01:27:21,895 --> 01:27:24,341 Yes, that's also correct. 1294 01:27:24,365 --> 01:27:26,436 Then you were not in the house... 1295 01:27:26,467 --> 01:27:29,141 to turn down madame's bed as always... 1296 01:27:29,169 --> 01:27:31,445 and lay out her powder blue negligee... 1297 01:27:31,472 --> 01:27:34,681 as senior described when he was in the room... 1298 01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:36,119 at approximately 1:15. 1299 01:27:36,143 --> 01:27:37,713 No. We-- 1300 01:27:37,745 --> 01:27:39,190 Then tell me, if you would... 1301 01:27:39,213 --> 01:27:43,184 how the bed became remade when this photograph was taken... 1302 01:27:43,217 --> 01:27:47,723 about 45 minutes after Alfonso de la Pena left the bedroom? 1303 01:27:50,758 --> 01:27:55,264 I propose you never left on the 7:50 train. 1304 01:27:55,295 --> 01:27:59,766 As a matter of fact, you never left the villa at all. 1305 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:04,271 I propose you were in the garage disposing of the body... 1306 01:28:04,304 --> 01:28:06,807 when Senior de la Pena showed up. 1307 01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:11,346 He saw the unmade bed and slipped away. 1308 01:28:11,378 --> 01:28:13,688 You returned and remade the bed... 1309 01:28:13,714 --> 01:28:16,752 in a desperate attempt to cover your tracks. 1310 01:28:18,352 --> 01:28:21,959 - It wasn't my idea. - Shut up, you fool! 1311 01:28:54,488 --> 01:28:58,527 I'd like to propose a toast to Napoleon... 1312 01:28:58,559 --> 01:29:00,596 not only because he's the only dog I know... 1313 01:29:00,627 --> 01:29:02,732 that has his own stock portfolio... 1314 01:29:02,763 --> 01:29:05,039 but because he led me to Phoebe. 1315 01:29:05,065 --> 01:29:09,013 And for that, I will be eternally grateful. 1316 01:29:09,036 --> 01:29:11,642 - Cheers. - To Napoleon. 1317 01:29:11,672 --> 01:29:15,142 Where else but Monte Carlo would a cop arrest you one day... 1318 01:29:15,175 --> 01:29:17,655 and then buy you the finest champagne the next? 1319 01:29:17,678 --> 01:29:20,090 I bought the champagne. 1320 01:29:20,113 --> 01:29:23,583 Honey, this stuff has got to be 200 bucks a pop! 1321 01:29:23,617 --> 01:29:27,724 - That's chicken feed. - Marilyn, what is this? 1322 01:29:27,754 --> 01:29:31,861 This, Neil, is the 2112 million francs I won at roulette. 1323 01:29:31,892 --> 01:29:36,102 That's half a million American smackaroos, and it's all mine. 1324 01:29:36,129 --> 01:29:38,871 Honey, you won! 1325 01:29:38,899 --> 01:29:41,903 I think we need to see a kinder... 1326 01:29:41,935 --> 01:29:44,848 a gentler Neil Schwary in the future, don't you? 1327 01:29:44,872 --> 01:29:49,787 Or maybe I'll take you back, and give it to you the way... 1328 01:29:49,810 --> 01:29:52,791 you've been giving it to me the past 10 years. 1329 01:29:52,813 --> 01:30:00,254 Yes! I deserve it, Marilyn. Take me back. 1330 01:30:01,488 --> 01:30:03,331 I'll think about it. 1331 01:30:05,993 --> 01:30:07,097 Ladies and gentlemen... 1332 01:30:07,127 --> 01:30:10,267 I hope you have learned a valuable lesson. 1333 01:30:10,297 --> 01:30:13,767 All your trouble came from your mistrust and fear. 1334 01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:16,679 In the future, try to be honest with the police. 1335 01:30:21,074 --> 01:30:24,886 Bonsoir. And if you get into any further trouble... 1336 01:30:24,912 --> 01:30:26,914 -please... - Don't call. 1337 01:30:36,123 --> 01:30:41,664 - You know, it's funny. - Yes, it is. 1338 01:30:47,034 --> 01:30:50,777 When you leave $20 million to a dog... 1339 01:30:50,804 --> 01:30:53,410 you're asking to be murdered. 1340 01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:56,421 So, what becomes of the $20 million? 1341 01:30:56,443 --> 01:31:00,414 I suppose whoever gets custody of the dog... 1342 01:31:00,447 --> 01:31:02,654 gets custody of the money. 1343 01:31:16,363 --> 01:31:21,312 The dog--one of life's misunderstood creatures... 1344 01:31:21,335 --> 01:31:24,339 to whom no man is truly worthy. 1345 01:31:26,273 --> 01:31:28,514 It's what I do. 1345 01:31:29,000 --> 01:34:00,000 Edited and spell-checked by arj0n 103723