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CHILDREN: (SINGING)
Joy to the world
The Lord has come
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Let Earth receive her king
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Let every heart
prepare him room
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And heaven and nature sing
And heaven and nature sing
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And heaven,
and heaven and nature sing
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This sucks.
This is why we need to make
a statement, you know?
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I don't think that...
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What? You afraid we'll
end up in detention?
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Well, yeah.
That's what
teachers do.
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(CHUCKLES)
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They're not going to send
all of us to detention.
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Mr. Henderson
is totally lame,
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and this is our best chance
to inform him of that fact.
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You don't think he's lame?
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Well, yeah, but...
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Then what's the problem?
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Okay.
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER ON MIC:
The Robert Page Academy
vocal jazz ensemble.
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(PIANO PLAYING)
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ALL: (SINGING)
Chestnuts roasting
on an open fire
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Jack Frost nipping
at your nose
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Yuletide carols
being sung by a choir
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And folks dressed up
like Eskimos
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Everybody knows
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Mr. Henderson's a stupid...
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(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)
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I can't believe
she fell for that.
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Why'd you do that...
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I don't feel so good.
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(PEOPLE GASPING)
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(COUGHS)
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Sixteen-year-old female gets
pranked, also gets visual
hallucinations and vomiting.
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Turns out to be
a failing liver.
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Why have Foreman's breasts
suddenly started to droop?
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Large breasts are a classic
symptom of you letting
Foreman take vacation days
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so he can finish his
FDA reports before
the end of the year.
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When are you
taking vacation?
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Hepatic and neurological
involvement...
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So, I understand
Foreman's absence.
Your presence, not so much.
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I'm bringing in a case.
You may have noticed me
doing that before.
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I've noticed you
a lot of recently.
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It's almost as if you
have a sexual interest
in someone here.
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Like, say, Taub?
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Well, Taub might think I like
him if I stayed, which is
why I'm going to do this.
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Somehow, I don't think
that was really about me.
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Wilson's Disease.
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THIRTEEN:
Ceruloplasmin's normal.
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You got a Christmas present.
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"Greg, made me think of you."
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That's funny.
It usually explodes
after I do that.
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Alcohol abuse?
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She's 16.
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The kind of boozing
that destroys your
liver that early,
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her parents or teachers
would notice.
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Wow.
"Manual of
the Operations of Surgery
by Joseph Bell."
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You're throwing that away?
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Twice.
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Someone's screwing with me,
forget it.
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Yeah, gifting antique
medical texts.
Oldest gag in the book.
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Handwriting's kind of girly.
You got an admirer, House?
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I said, forget the book.
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Why'd they pick on her?
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She's an overachiever,
high grades, she volunteers,
she's a big target.
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I'm assuming literally,
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depending on where
this school falls on
the
Heathers scale.
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You think the kids
slipped her something?
Their teachers grilled them.
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When did teachers
ever know how to
motivate their students?
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KUTNER: What did
you do to Natalie?
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It's all my fault.
I didn't stop her
from being a total pig.
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(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)
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What are you...
Your friend's
liver is failing.
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We're doing what we can,
but she still might
need a transplant.
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She could die,
unless you tell us
what you gave her.
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Just tell him.
Shut up.
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We gave her some shrooms.
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We took some ourselves,
we just wanted to make her
loosen up a little.
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How thoughtful of you.
You got any left?
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They're in Simon's locker.
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This was your idea?
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No way. I didn't
give her anything.
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Right, you just knew about it
and let them do it.
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Poisonous mushrooms
and hallucinogenic ones
are different.
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Not if they're not
dried correctly.
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Get back to school.
You better hope
we got to her in time.
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What?
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Am I going to get in trouble?
Should we apologize
or something?
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Yes, you should.
Natalie's on
the third floor.
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Who's down there?
Mr. Ravitz.
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Where's the woman
I spoke to last week?
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The trial patient
with the advanced symptoms.
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She dropped out.
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She okay?
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Not health related.
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She just wants
to drop out.
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Why?
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She didn't say.
And I only break
into the houses
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of very special patients
to get to understand
them better.
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I do good today, boss?
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No rigidity, no cogwheeling.
So absolutely,
I'd call that good.
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Great. Thanks.
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Your clipboard.
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Keep it.
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KUTNER: This place actually
smells of evil.
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TAUB: Where do you work again?
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Why would House
throw out a book worth
hundreds of dollars?
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To make you
ask that question.
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Can you really
put a price tag on
screwing with people?
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Can you get us into
Natalie Soellner's locker
while we're here?
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House always has an agenda.
Just screwing with us isn't...
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Yeah, he'd never do that.
Oh, wait, he already did,
last year.
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Remember the Secret Santa
gift he got himself?
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He was making us fight over
who could get him
the best present.
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This time, he's just
making us wonder.
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No animosity,
no ugly competition.
I think it's a real present.
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If it's real, then House
really was freaked.
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And if it affects him,
eventually it'll affect us.
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Uh-oh.
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Maybe it wasn't those kids
who poisoned Natalie.
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Maybe it was
Natalie herself.
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I didn't try to kill myself.
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Then why'd you have
all those painkillers?
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In case I get
a headache.
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Well, maybe,
you took a few too many.
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Do you have any kids?
No.
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But high school wasn't
all that different when
I was your age.
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Teenagers can be
incredibly mean. I know
what you're going through.
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(SCOFFS)
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I bet you were cool.
You're pretty.
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You're pretty, too.
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I'm fat. I'm a loser.
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They all hate me.
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You know what
they did last year?
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They took these photos
of me for the yearbook.
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But it wasn't.
It was for this website
making fun of me,
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calling me a pig.
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Forget about them.
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Let's just
make you better.
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What's the point?
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Acetylcysteine
could save her liver,
but we have to act fast.
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If there's any
chance that she took
all those pills...
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There's no chance.
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Okay.
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She was the happiest,
sweetest little girl.
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And a year ago,
she hits puberty,
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and it's like this
secretive little stranger
moved into her room.
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I tried to talk to her
about what she's
going through, but...
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Give her the treatment.
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Kimberley, you think
that she tried to...
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I don't know
what to think.
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If it's a subpoena,
he's gotten that
kind of present before.
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It was a book.
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That narrows it down.
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Just look for someone
who knows how to read
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or has been to
a bookstore.
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Most bookstores don't carry
Joseph Bell on surgery.
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Did it have a note?
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"Greg, made me
think of you."
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Green wrapping paper.
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How did you know that?
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What is it?
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It's nothing.
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Yes, when
something's nothing,
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the natural response
is to guess the color of
the paper it's wrapped in
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and then descend
into stunned silence.
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Irene Adler.
Christmas 2001.
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Sarcoid symptoms,
but she didn't respond
to methotrexate.
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I've never seen him
so obsessed.
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He saved her
with a last-minute
Wegener's diagnosis.
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But the hours he put in,
I thought it would kill him.
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And then, well,
he fell for her.
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But it was too soon
after Stacy and...
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It sounds silly,
but Irene was
the one who got away.
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Really?
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No, you idiots.
House is just
screwing with you.
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You think there's some
woman with a mysterious
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green wrapping
paper trademark?
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Then how did you guess...
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I could be wrong.
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It's possible a secret admirer
gave House the same book
I gave him last Christmas,
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(PAGER BEEPING)
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And the same paper
I wrapped it in,
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and the note I wrote.
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We gotta go.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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TAUB: Heartbeat?
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One-fifty.
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BP 180 over 110.
Crackling three-quarters
of the way up.
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(NATALIE GASPING)
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At least this means
she didn't try to
kill herself.
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Scratch the hallucinations,
that's from the mushrooms.
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Leaves liver failure
and now pulmonary edema.
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And you standing there
beseechingly.
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Yes, I was gonna
stalk you at home,
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but it was a busy week
and your office is closer.
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Thirteen and Foreman
were busy drug-trialing
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and we needed an answer
on the overdose,
so we called her in.
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She's just updating us.
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Convenient.
Update's done.
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This is a good experience
for me as my parents
never got divorced.
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Theories?
Glue sniffing.
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KUTNER: Effects on the lungs
would have been immediate.
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House, we all know
what's going on here.
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Cuddy gave you that present.
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No.
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HOUSE: Infections?
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No fever,
no polys in the sputum.
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I think...
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I think she loves you.
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HOUSE: I told you
to lay off the present.
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And the LSD.
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We got distracted by
the painkillers, toxins
are still the most likely...
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Just tell her
how you feel.
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If you won't, then I will.
I'll walk right down there.
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Damn it, love like this
needs to fly free.
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(KUTNER SNICKERS)
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You talked to Wilson.
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He has very girly
handwriting, by the way.
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I knew I should have
just wrapped a new present.
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You said the patient
volunteered. Where?
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Pleasant Valley.
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Soup kitchen in Trenton.
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Thirteen and Kutner,
go search the home
and the school.
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Taub, you take the anal
swabbing of the fragrant
and contagious homeless men.
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Why don't you
hang out in the video store
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and tell everyone
Kevin Spacey's Keyser Soze?
226
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,495
By the way,
that ending really
made no sense at all.
227
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,371
You had my present for a year
and didn't even open it?
228
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,966
I had no way of knowing
there was an expensive
book inside.
229
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:28,275
Completely meaningless
prank, even for you.
230
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:32,306
Stealing your ice cream is
a completely meaningless,
albeit delicious, prank.
231
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,477
Observing my team's reactions
to unexplained phenomena
232
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:35,986
could have been
pretty useful.
233
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:40,958
Of all the ways to mess
with people, why give
yourself an imaginary present?
234
00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:43,859
Have you checked
the prices for firemen
strippers recently?
235
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,362
Yes.
236
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,992
The holidays.
They're hard for you,
I get it.
237
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:52,560
You see the people
around you giving
and receiving gifts,
238
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:56,130
having sustained,
meaningful relationships.
And since you can't,
239
00:12:56,208 --> 00:13:00,975
something deep in your
subconscious makes you create
the appearance of a gift.
240
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,138
Sad.
241
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,683
You really passed
your psych rotation?
242
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:09,983
It's too bad you can't just be
nice to people. You could
get a real present that way.
243
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,920
If I wanted gifts,
244
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,154
I would just look deep
into my patient's eyes
and act like you.
245
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,231
"Oh, I'm so sorry
you're dying, Mrs. Moron.
246
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,563
"Of course I'll sleep with
you. What I lack in skill,
I can make up for in..."
247
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,503
You'd just wind up
insulting her. Perhaps
calling her Mrs. Moron.
248
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,166
Right. 'Cause I'm physically
incapable of being polite.
249
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:34,269
Being kind
in a sustained,
meaningful way? No.
250
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,508
Oh, I get it.
You're trying to get me
to prove you wrong,
251
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,712
then I'm gonna be nice
to all my patients all
through the holiday season
252
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:45,382
and then Mr. Potter
won't steal Tiny Tim's
porridge. I'm totally on it.
253
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:49,518
Yeah, that actually is
what I'm trying to do.
254
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,860
And the pathetic part is,
it's not going to work.
255
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,525
You're right.
256
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,032
I gotta stop being
such a jerk.
257
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,465
Oops!
258
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,635
Kind of undercut
myself there.
259
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,612
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
260
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,149
Janice?
261
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,718
I'm Remy. I'm...
Yeah, I remember you.
262
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,763
I heard you left the trial.
263
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:30,893
Yeah.
264
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,203
If there's some way
I could help...
265
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:39,440
It was that doctor.
The one that was
running the test.
266
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,172
Dr. Foreman.
Yeah.
267
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,410
He's a great neurologist.
He's a great guy.
268
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,280
(SNICKERS) You like him?
269
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,447
Why don't you?
270
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,980
I told him that those
injections were making me
sick in my stomach,
271
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,755
and he just
gave me antacid.
272
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,763
We were warned that
nausea's a side effect,
273
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,299
and giving you antacid
is all he really could do.
274
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:05,929
No. He told me,
"Get over it."
275
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,703
With or without
these drugs,
276
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,241
I don't have a long time.
277
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,877
I'm not gonna spend it
being his guinea pig.
278
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,554
TAUB: House.
279
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,592
It's tuberculosis.
280
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:31,024
You got that from
an anal swab?
Man, you're good.
281
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,620
There was a more
subtle clue.
282
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:36,065
Homeless guy,
uncontrollably
hacking up blood.
283
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,865
Cough's lasted two months.
He was cachectic.
284
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,168
Unless you could
tie him to the patient...
285
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,572
Yes, again,
if only there was
some subtle clue,
286
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:47,510
like the fact that he was
standing next to her in
the soup line for a week.
287
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,671
I hate spunk.
288
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,840
TB can cause liver failure,
lung symptoms.
289
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:51,974
Fits.
290
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,719
Start her on the
standard regimen.
291
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,414
You don't have
clinic duty today.
292
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,746
Who says it's a duty?
293
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,560
Hi. I'm Greg.
294
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,152
Hi. I'm Whitney.
295
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:06,561
Hi, Whitney,
how can I help you?
296
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,226
I have a terrible headache.
297
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,531
Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that.
298
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:15,198
We'll get you fixed up.
Is there anything else
you need?
299
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,765
Bottled water?
Coffee? Mint tea?
300
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,276
No, but that's so nice.
301
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,711
(CHUCKLES) Usually, the clinic
doctors are kind of rushed.
302
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,348
If you can't be nice,
why be a doctor?
303
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,513
So, where do you
feel the pain?
304
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,611
In the back of
my head, here.
Uh-huh.
305
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:34,318
It's Beccaria's sign.
It'll be gone by your
third trimester.
306
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,250
Oh, I'm not in school.
307
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,991
Neither is your fetus.
308
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,233
Oh, God.
309
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,462
You didn't know
you were pregnant?
310
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,061
How do...
You know that just
from the headache?
311
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,234
How do I know?
312
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,479
I missed my period,
I got fat and threw up.
313
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,343
Oh, no, wait,
that's how you know.
314
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,439
What?
315
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,451
I know because of
the tight shirt stretched
over the swollen boobs,
316
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,612
the salt craving you
imported into the clinic,
317
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,815
the motion sickness patch
that doesn't do anything
318
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,154
for the kind of sickness
that you feel in the morning.
319
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:10,218
I'm a virgin.
So is my fiancé.
320
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,729
I believe him.
321
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,732
Aren't there other ways
I could get pregnant?
322
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,099
Like sitting on
a toilet seat?
323
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,765
Absolutely. There would need
to be a guy sitting between
you and the toilet seat,
324
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,330
but, yes, absolutely.
325
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,677
And I was doing so well.
326
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,377
Natalie?
327
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,851
(CONVULSING)
328
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,653
Oh, God. Natalie.
329
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,121
CUDDY: She's having a seizure.
330
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,316
Put her on her side.
Nurse!
331
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,188
Is this from the TB?
332
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,592
Not with a supple neck.
I don't know what this is.
333
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,095
Four milligrams lorazepam.
334
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:55,731
Liver, lungs, and now brain,
which has mysteriously
reappeared.
335
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,436
Speaking of mysteriously
reappeared...
336
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:03,607
Her ALT is 20 times normal,
transaminases and PTs, way up.
337
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,742
She's going to lose her liver.
We gotta get her on
the transplant list.
338
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,652
You keep showing up.
You also keep leaving.
339
00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:13,851
It's possible that you have
the hots for me, but really,
really hate this kid.
340
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,918
It's also remotely possible
I have that reversed.
341
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,725
She's a nice kid,
I want to make
sure she's okay.
342
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:20,958
Hepatic fibrosis.
343
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,967
Normal complement level,
normal-sized liver.
344
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,230
She remind you of you?
345
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,963
No, you weren't
a loser in high school.
346
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,032
You had every Tom,
Dick and Hershel
wet dreaming about you.
347
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,079
But she could be
making you think
of another helpless,
348
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,239
chubby little girl
that you recently met.
349
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:40,081
You're not really making
this about the baby
I tried to adopt.
350
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,813
HOUSE: It's been a few weeks.
351
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,515
Just enough time
to get over hurt feelings.
352
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,421
Natalie's 16.
353
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,893
I think you're confusing being
maternal with being human.
354
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,654
If we hadn't ruled out
the mushrooms...
355
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,562
Maybe we shouldn't have.
356
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,498
Forget toxic,
think allergic.
357
00:18:56,568 --> 00:19:00,368
Severe mold allergy
could cause liver failure,
respiratory arrest,
358
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,565
and encephalopathy.
359
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,006
She ate the shrooms
days ago. There's no
way she'd still be sick.
360
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:09,139
Unless it also gave her
a fungal infection. Give her
a prick test and antifungals.
361
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:20,416
Hey. Thank you for the gift.
I really appreciate it.
362
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,191
I spoke to Janice.
363
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,354
She okay?
364
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:25,487
Yeah.
365
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:31,726
Her nausea, she said you
told her, like, "Get over it"?
366
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,031
And?
367
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,502
Nausea isn't something
you can overcome
with sheer willpower.
368
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,879
Which is why I didn't
prescribe willpower,
I prescribed antacids.
369
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,882
She can't handle that,
she'd have to leave
the trial anyway.
370
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,283
Just call her,
say you're sorry,
she'll come back.
371
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,111
No.
372
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,089
God, you're acting
like House now.
373
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,920
No, I'm not acting like House,
374
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,892
which is exactly
why I don't need
to apologize.
375
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,621
I'm not being cruel,
I'm not being manipulative.
376
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,392
You said the same thing
to me when I told you
I was having a hard time.
377
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,092
And it worked.
378
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,658
She's a 40-year-old woman
who's falling apart,
379
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,705
physically and emotionally.
She's dying.
380
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:13,137
Look, I know seeing
the Ghost of your
Christmas Future is tough,
381
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,908
but the only way I can
help her is to make sure
she follows her regimen,
382
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,676
not by becoming
her life coach.
383
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,478
You're not acting like House.
You are like him.
384
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,726
Dr. House?
385
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,320
This is my fiancé, Geoff.
386
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:37,226
She says you told her
you can get pregnant from
sitting on a toilet seat.
387
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,771
I said those words,
but with a particular
inflection.
388
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,406
I knew it wasn't true.
389
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,775
Is there any other way?
Isn't it possible?
390
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:51,177
There was a reported case
of a Civil War soldier.
391
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,342
He was shot
in the testicles,
392
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:57,047
and the musket ball carried
the non-musket ball
393
00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,114
into the uterus of
a woman working in
a neighboring field.
394
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,626
Nine months later,
a miracle child was born.
395
00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,791
Also, maybe she
cheated on you.
396
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,058
We made a promise.
397
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,033
We do other stuff in bed.
398
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,162
Couldn't some of
his sperm have made
it up there somehow?
399
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:16,469
More likely it came from
the guy whose penis made
it up there somehow,
400
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,533
but sure,
anything's possible.
401
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,238
I want a paternity test.
402
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,838
Tell him that amnios
are dangerous this
early on in the pregnancy.
403
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,383
Are they?
Who cares?
He doesn't know.
404
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:30,046
We'll do
the paternity test.
405
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,358
No reaction.
406
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:39,522
That's bad?
407
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,657
If you had a mold allergy,
it would explain your
symptoms.
408
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,724
KUTNER: We'll find out
what's wrong, don't worry.
409
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,067
And I know some things
are hard to talk about
with your parents around,
410
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,700
but kids can be really mean.
There are people you
can talk to, programs...
411
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,266
I'll be okay.
412
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,573
You're in good spirits.
You feeling better?
413
00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,584
No. I was just
doing my homework.
414
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,847
I'm such a dork,
I guess that cheers me up.
415
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,115
Parents brought it?
416
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:05,622
No, Simon did.
417
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,023
The jockey kid
in your class?
418
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,152
Yeah. He just left.
419
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:13,988
(INTERCOM BEEPS)
420
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,499
Security.
421
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,467
I was just bringing
her homework.
422
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:21,267
You helped bully this little
girl and completely refused
to accept responsibility.
423
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,570
No way you came here
out of compassion.
That only leaves guilt.
424
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:24,870
What did you do to her?
Nothing.
425
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:27,036
Stop lying or
I'll take the drugs
I found in your locker
426
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,205
down to the cops,
you slimy little jerk.
427
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,206
This kid didn't do
anything to you.
428
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:34,309
This isn't about me.
429
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:37,583
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it,
you were bullied yourself
when you were in school.
430
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:39,624
Take it easy.
I wasn't bullied.
431
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,285
Right. The Indian foster kid
whose parents were
shot in front of him.
432
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,352
You were clearly
Homecoming King.
433
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,031
Let's try this again.
Just tell me...
434
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,070
Honestly,
you don't understand.
435
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,561
(SIGHS)
436
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,301
We used to be friends.
437
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:01,005
And I'd be friends
with her now if people
wouldn't make fun of me.
438
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,071
There's nothing you could
tell us that'll help?
439
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:07,885
Did she mention
she used to drink a lot?
440
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,682
No. How do you know that?
441
00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:13,183
Look, don't tell
anyone, all right?
442
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:15,658
I have my brother's ID
and I kind of supply people.
443
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:19,026
I used to get her
a few bottles of
vodka each week.
444
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:20,257
Why'd you stop?
445
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,356
She got her own ID.
446
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,162
Said it was cheaper
buying it herself.
447
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,297
You can go.
448
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:32,271
I think we got our diagnosis.
Our little girl's a drunk.
449
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:41,175
I don't drink.
I did back then, but...
450
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,948
You could die.
451
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:46,684
We can't get you on the
transplant list until we know
why your liver is failing.
452
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,556
Alcohol abuse
would explain that.
453
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,729
The seizures could be
from withdrawal.
454
00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:54,425
I haven't drunk
in six months.
455
00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:56,660
I didn't even drink
that much back then.
456
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,669
A couple of vodka
bottles a week?
457
00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:01,235
I didn't open half of them.
458
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:07,801
I just bought them
because Simon was
selling them.
459
00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,040
We used to be friends,
and that's, like,
the only way
460
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,605
I could get him
to even talk to me.
461
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:15,483
Then why did you stop
buying from him? He said
you got your own ID.
462
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,616
I don't know.
463
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:19,213
See, that's not
a good answer.
464
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:22,722
Remember when you asked me
if I had any kids?
465
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,657
I don't. I don't know,
maybe it has nothing
to do with it,
466
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:30,292
but I was good at school,
good at work, lousy at life.
467
00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,632
I screwed up every
relationship I ever had.
468
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:35,366
I thought,
why would I want to
bring a child into this?
469
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:39,408
But then I got older and...
470
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:48,510
How you feel now will pass.
Don't let it screw up
your whole life.
471
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,083
It's already screwed up.
472
00:24:54,926 --> 00:25:00,091
My asthma. They said
they'd fix it, but it didn't
make any difference at all.
473
00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:05,132
Well, sometimes
doctors make mistakes, Anna,
474
00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:07,603
and then we have to try
twice as hard to fix them.
475
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:08,798
You using your inhaler?
476
00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:11,001
All the time.
Go through one a week.
477
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,070
You sure you're
using it right?
478
00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:16,238
Do I look like an idiot?
479
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,372
No.
480
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,378
Why don't you show me
how your inhaler works?
481
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:31,922
Jerk.
482
00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:36,864
What was that all about?
483
00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:38,903
Jamaican chicken recipes.
484
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,130
The parents said no
to the benzos.
485
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:43,197
But I still think
Natalie's not being
honest with me.
486
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,539
So she's willing to die
to cover up some boozing?
487
00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:46,975
She's very depressed.
488
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:50,503
She feels like she deserves
what the other kids are
dishing out on her.
489
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:51,913
I think she either
wants to die
490
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:55,043
or she wants the attention
that dying gives her.
491
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,920
I have no idea why you
care so much. Tell Kutner
to start her on benzos.
492
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,082
House, the parents just...
493
00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,716
Uh-uh. Not the alcoholism,
494
00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:05,024
the seizures, totally
different. Don't need
their approval for that.
495
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,271
You sure you want to know?
496
00:26:13,338 --> 00:26:15,533
If it makes it any easier,
I'm going to tell you anyway.
497
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:16,835
We want to know.
498
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,303
(EXHALING)
499
00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,112
What does it say?
500
00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:35,520
Don't leave.
501
00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:48,739
You go home last night?
502
00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:52,243
I meant to, but started
reading this file,
just couldn't put it down.
503
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:53,800
Let me ask you.
504
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,709
That patient who dropped out,
the one I told you about?
505
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,042
Yeah.
506
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,810
Do you think I should
pursue it more?
507
00:26:58,883 --> 00:27:02,785
No. Patients drop out,
that's why we start
with hundreds.
508
00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:03,912
I just thought,
509
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:06,924
if there's an easy way to
make the people who drop off
come back, then why not?
510
00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:09,222
They're not people.
Really?
511
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,320
I thought the zombie trials
were all completed during
Phase Two.
512
00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:15,298
You can't see the patients
as people. You can't even
see them as patients.
513
00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:16,391
They're numbers.
514
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,560
Look.
515
00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:20,631
A friend of mine
has this disease.
516
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:24,300
I don't want to know.
There's a reason this
is double-blind.
517
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,241
Any personal stake
we have skews the study.
518
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,405
Science is not about
human relationships,
it's about results.
519
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,574
But you know that.
You work for House.
520
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,845
Why do you think
I brought you on
as my partner?
521
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,319
(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Dr. Taub!
522
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:38,947
She was talking to me
and then she just passed out.
523
00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:40,423
Her heart's slowing down.
524
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,550
Can you fix it?
525
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,028
Can you fix it?
I'm trying.
526
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:45,756
Push one amp atropine.
527
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:54,368
(DOOR OPENS)
528
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:59,067
We've been waiting here
for six hours.
Am I the father or not?
529
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:06,884
No, but she also
didn't cheat on you.
530
00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:15,290
Normally, sperm meets egg,
531
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,160
DNA meets DNA,
goes back to her place,
cells divide.
532
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:22,097
Nine months later,
joy is bundled.
533
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,498
That's normally.
534
00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:28,831
Abnormally, an egg could
have two naturally
occurring gene mutations
535
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:31,068
that don't naturally
occur together.
536
00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:37,073
Spontaneous calcium spike
could prep the egg for
fertilization without sperm.
537
00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:39,673
And a division mistake
could let the egg split up
538
00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:41,912
without ever needing
male DNA at all.
539
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:46,215
Parthenogenesis.
A baby without a daddy.
540
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:50,625
In humans, it's only
ever been theorized,
and it was never proved.
541
00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:53,029
Until now.
542
00:28:55,366 --> 00:29:00,565
Mommy, baby.
Your daughter has
only maternal DNA.
543
00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:06,508
I personally checked this
five times. In seven
months, you will have
544
00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,546
a virgin birth.
545
00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,050
Merry Christmas.
546
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,831
I've got to tell you
about this clinic patient.
547
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:32,028
Natalie's liver's
continuing to fail.
And now bradycardia.
548
00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,730
Atropine isn't keeping
the heart rate up,
549
00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,739
we're going to have to
put her on a pacemaker.
550
00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:39,903
Alcohol withdrawal would cause
her heart to race, not crawl.
551
00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:41,605
There's nothing structurally
wrong with her heart.
552
00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:44,375
EKG, echo, electrolyte
panel are all normal.
553
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,916
Multiple endocrine syndrome?
554
00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:48,316
Free T4's normal.
Hypothalamic brain tumor?
555
00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:50,320
Didn't come up
on the CT scan.
556
00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:55,420
It's hitting all her organs.
Could be the blood.
What's her Alk-Phos?
557
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,658
Three hundred.
558
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,157
It can't be leukemia.
559
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,231
CUDDY: High Alk-Phos could
also be from liver failure.
560
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,904
She's a teenager, means
bone growth and destruction
could throw it off.
561
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,174
Maybe. But it's higher
than you'd expect.
562
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,747
Start her on chemo.
563
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:22,446
We'll do a bone marrow
biopsy to confirm.
564
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,545
Why are you ordering tests
instead of treatment?
565
00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:27,887
Her heart and liver
are about to give up.
Do whatever you need to.
566
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,485
Why are you
so attached
to this girl?
567
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:35,930
It's your call.
568
00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:40,631
He doesn't want us
to treat her.
569
00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:43,674
If it's leukemia,
even if we kill
every cancer cell,
570
00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:45,038
her heart and liver
are too far gone.
571
00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:46,133
A double transplant.
572
00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:49,942
With brain involvement?
The committee won't
even open the file.
573
00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:52,444
There's no reason
to put a dying girl
574
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,042
through a painful treatment
if it can't save her.
575
00:30:58,556 --> 00:30:59,887
He's being kind.
576
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:03,057
I'll arrange a biopsy.
577
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,559
(PEOPLE CHATTERING ON TV)
578
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:13,667
FOREMAN: Mrs. Burke?
579
00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:19,104
We're conducting
another trial in
tandem with yours.
580
00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,077
Same drug, lower dose.
581
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,139
The nausea would be less.
582
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,344
I did some checking,
I can switch you.
583
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,646
Here's the forms
if you want back in.
584
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:42,261
What if we're wrong?
585
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,858
Maybe we shouldn't have
overlooked autoimmunes.
586
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,164
High sed rate.
587
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,431
We went over this.
588
00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:49,799
Normal complement level.
589
00:31:49,874 --> 00:31:56,211
So it isn't hepatic fibrosis,
it could still be
microangiopathic vasculitis.
590
00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:59,542
With high dose steroids,
we might be able to reverse...
591
00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:03,610
You run a hospital that
treats thousands of
patients every day.
592
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:06,121
Some of them die.
Every day.
593
00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:09,182
If you're gonna get
this worked up over
every one of them...
594
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,993
Yes.
595
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,291
BRB.
596
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:18,357
What is it?
597
00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,063
Thank you from a patient.
598
00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:21,400
For you?
599
00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:22,803
I saved her marriage
600
00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,674
by showing that her pregnancy
was a result of
parthenogenesis.
601
00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:28,905
Human parthenogenesis?
You proved...
602
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,004
Yep.
603
00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:33,073
It's unbelievable.
But I personally
checked it five times.
604
00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:34,812
How did you
check it five times?
605
00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:36,547
The cycler's broken.
You would have
had to send it out.
606
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,384
It would have taken...
Oh, yeah.
607
00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:41,357
That does sound impossible
now that I think of it.
608
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:45,055
I guess the better explanation
is that the paternity test
showed she cheated,
609
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,994
so I faked the whole
parthenogenesis thingy.
610
00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:48,999
CUDDY: What? Why?
611
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:52,329
I win.
612
00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:58,699
You faked a scientific miracle
just to win a bet with Wilson?
613
00:32:58,776 --> 00:32:59,970
More an argument.
614
00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:02,478
I realize it would have
been simpler to just
fake the paternity test,
615
00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:05,072
but, hey, Christmas
spirit and all that.
616
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,808
I think you're confusing
"nice" and "evil" again.
617
00:33:08,886 --> 00:33:13,653
Letting the woman deceive her
husband by inventing a virgin
birth, just so you can...
618
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:15,386
And it obviously
would have been
more fitting
619
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:18,554
if the baby had been
born on Christmas,
not just invented then.
620
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,294
It's not leukemia.
621
00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:25,231
Seizures, liver failure.
622
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,698
It's eclampsia.
623
00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:34,105
Which means
we don't have
one dead patient,
624
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,638
we have two.
625
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,528
You have a disease
called eclampsia.
626
00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:56,499
It causes liver failure,
pulmonary edema and seizures.
627
00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:58,660
It's also associated
with cardio myopathy.
628
00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:02,695
That's a pregnancy disease.
You tested her when
she came in.
629
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,802
You can get eclampsia
up to a month after
giving birth.
630
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,870
That's ridiculous.
How could she
hide a pregnancy?
631
00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:14,145
Loose clothes.
She's heavy to begin with,
it was probably premature.
632
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:17,915
If it was three weeks ago,
they could have missed it
on a physical exam.
633
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:20,253
The baby's why you
quit drinking, isn't it?
634
00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:23,886
Why you asked me
if I had kids.
635
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:27,054
Why you feel guilty.
636
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,236
I'm sorry.
637
00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:34,527
Oh...
638
00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,970
Who did this to you?
639
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,099
Simon.
640
00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:41,002
It wasn't bad.
641
00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:42,912
We were, like,
boyfriend-girlfriend
for a while,
642
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:45,175
we just didn't tell anyone.
643
00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:48,747
He doesn't even
know about...
644
00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:53,119
What happened to the baby?
645
00:34:53,191 --> 00:34:54,749
I was going to
give her away.
646
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,325
If they found out at school...
647
00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:02,855
I was at the soup kitchen,
and she started coming.
648
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,764
There was this empty house
down the street, but...
649
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,499
And she wasn't breathing.
650
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:15,544
I tried so hard,
but I couldn't do
anything. I'm so sorry.
651
00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:18,274
(SNIFFLING)
652
00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:22,183
If I had her in a hospital,
maybe she'd be alive.
653
00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:24,844
Can you cure this?
654
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:29,049
The damage to the heart
and liver are permanent.
655
00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:31,885
I'm gonna die?
656
00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:40,868
I'm sorry.
657
00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:47,139
I didn't even bury her.
658
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,980
I just put
my coat over her.
659
00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:51,468
MAN: Get out of my house.
660
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:54,270
I'm a doctor.
661
00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:55,539
I don't care who you are.
662
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:59,208
Did you find
the body of a baby?
663
00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:00,375
I said get out.
664
00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:04,618
WOMAN: Michael?
665
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:07,852
Who are you?
666
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,597
That's not your baby.
667
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,026
You're tiny. There's no way
you gave birth three
weeks ago.
668
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,934
She's my sister's.
669
00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:24,441
That baby is sick.
She needs clean water.
She needs real heat.
670
00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:28,205
She was probably born
with a partially
blocked airway
671
00:37:28,279 --> 00:37:30,804
and might even
have brain damage.
672
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,650
You can't take care of her
in a place like this.
673
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,049
MAN: Shut up.
674
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:37,947
I took care of her.
675
00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:39,114
I know.
676
00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:41,855
You found her.
677
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,559
You saved her life.
678
00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:52,001
Now you have
to let her go.
679
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:54,597
(GURGLING)
680
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,115
(DOOR OPENS)
681
00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:26,903
Who's that?
682
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,838
It's your daughter.
She was alive.
683
00:38:30,841 --> 00:38:32,832
People found her
and took care of her.
684
00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,817
(GURGLES)
685
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,526
She's beautiful.
686
00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:03,301
It's okay.
687
00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:15,550
(INAUDIBLE)
688
00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:35,499
Kutner.
689
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:37,735
No transplant?
690
00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:39,901
We appealed.
Too sick.
691
00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:41,977
How much time
does she have left?
692
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,411
A couple days at most.
693
00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:44,812
What about the baby?
694
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,850
Seems healthy,
but it's too early to tell.
695
00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:50,353
She's in the hospital for
observation for a few days.
But after that...
696
00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:52,446
Best case, winds up
with her teenage father,
697
00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:55,686
who just got voted
captain of the varsity
bullying team.
698
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,022
He's just a kid.
699
00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:01,593
You all right?
I gotta go.
700
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,545
Jonathan?
Yeah?
701
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:27,656
It's Lawrence Kutner.
702
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:30,992
Why are you here?
703
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:36,363
I wanted to apologize
for all the horrible stuff
I did to you in high school.
704
00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:38,528
I'm sorry.
705
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,227
HOUSE: What's going
to happen to her?
706
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,559
I spoke to both
sets of grandparents.
707
00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:10,761
It's too painful.
They're putting her
up for adoption.
708
00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:15,871
What are you
going to do?
709
00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:20,305
I already spoke
to a lawyer.
710
00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:26,813
I become a foster parent
and then I adopt.
711
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,143
(BABY CRIES)
712
00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:41,164
Merry Christmas, Cuddy.
713
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,324
Hey.
714
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,156
Where is everybody?
715
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:11,721
Down at the party.
716
00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:15,625
I heard Janice is
back on the trial.
717
00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:18,325
My Christmas gift to you.
718
00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:23,735
I was wrong.
You're not House.
719
00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:28,134
Yeah. Well,
that's my Christmas
gift to myself.
720
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,719
We should go to the party.
721
00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:41,689
We should.
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