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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:05,301 CHILDREN: (SINGING) Joy to the world The Lord has come 2 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:09,934 Let Earth receive her king 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:14,606 Let every heart prepare him room 4 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:18,981 And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing 5 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:21,350 And heaven, and heaven and nature sing 6 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:26,619 This sucks. This is why we need to make a statement, you know? 7 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:28,587 I don't think that... 8 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:31,596 What? You afraid we'll end up in detention? 9 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:34,224 Well, yeah. That's what teachers do. 10 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,324 (CHUCKLES) 11 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:38,132 They're not going to send all of us to detention. 12 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,569 Mr. Henderson is totally lame, 13 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:42,130 and this is our best chance to inform him of that fact. 14 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,810 You don't think he's lame? 15 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,971 Well, yeah, but... 16 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,446 Then what's the problem? 17 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:52,576 Okay. 18 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:56,717 FEMALE ANNOUNCER ON MIC: The Robert Page Academy vocal jazz ensemble. 19 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,156 (PIANO PLAYING) 20 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:09,634 ALL: (SINGING) Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 21 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:12,535 Jack Frost nipping at your nose 22 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:15,472 Yuletide carols being sung by a choir 23 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,874 And folks dressed up like Eskimos 24 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:19,036 Everybody knows 25 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:21,603 Mr. Henderson's a stupid... 26 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,375 (PEOPLE CHUCKLING) 27 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,851 I can't believe she fell for that. 28 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,512 Why'd you do that... 29 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,832 I don't feel so good. 30 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,099 (PEOPLE GASPING) 31 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:51,899 (COUGHS) 32 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:30,241 Sixteen-year-old female gets pranked, also gets visual hallucinations and vomiting. 33 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,580 Turns out to be a failing liver. 34 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,553 Why have Foreman's breasts suddenly started to droop? 35 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:39,058 Large breasts are a classic symptom of you letting Foreman take vacation days 36 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,787 so he can finish his FDA reports before the end of the year. 37 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,522 When are you taking vacation? 38 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:45,291 Hepatic and neurological involvement... 39 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:48,528 So, I understand Foreman's absence. Your presence, not so much. 40 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:51,069 I'm bringing in a case. You may have noticed me doing that before. 41 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,934 I've noticed you a lot of recently. 42 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,941 It's almost as if you have a sexual interest in someone here. 43 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,569 Like, say, Taub? 44 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:04,379 Well, Taub might think I like him if I stayed, which is why I'm going to do this. 45 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:08,979 Somehow, I don't think that was really about me. 46 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:10,044 Wilson's Disease. 47 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,283 THIRTEEN: Ceruloplasmin's normal. 48 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,847 You got a Christmas present. 49 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,254 "Greg, made me think of you." 50 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:27,802 That's funny. It usually explodes after I do that. 51 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,102 Alcohol abuse? 52 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,767 She's 16. 53 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,504 The kind of boozing that destroys your liver that early, 54 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:35,241 her parents or teachers would notice. 55 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:38,978 Wow. "Manual of the Operations of Surgery by Joseph Bell." 56 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,076 You're throwing that away? 57 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,177 Twice. 58 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:44,355 Someone's screwing with me, forget it. 59 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:48,121 Yeah, gifting antique medical texts. Oldest gag in the book. 60 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:50,594 Handwriting's kind of girly. You got an admirer, House? 61 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:52,392 I said, forget the book. 62 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,000 Why'd they pick on her? 63 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,505 She's an overachiever, high grades, she volunteers, she's a big target. 64 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,971 I'm assuming literally, 65 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,474 depending on where this school falls on the Heathers scale. 66 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,977 You think the kids slipped her something? Their teachers grilled them. 67 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:09,105 When did teachers ever know how to motivate their students? 68 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,150 KUTNER: What did you do to Natalie? 69 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:15,210 It's all my fault. I didn't stop her from being a total pig. 70 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:16,619 (CHILDREN CHUCKLING) 71 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,680 What are you... Your friend's liver is failing. 72 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,921 We're doing what we can, but she still might need a transplant. 73 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,224 She could die, unless you tell us what you gave her. 74 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,163 Just tell him. Shut up. 75 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,695 We gave her some shrooms. 76 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:35,036 We took some ourselves, we just wanted to make her loosen up a little. 77 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,372 How thoughtful of you. You got any left? 78 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:41,471 They're in Simon's locker. 79 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:43,441 This was your idea? 80 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,882 No way. I didn't give her anything. 81 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,920 Right, you just knew about it and let them do it. 82 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:50,319 Poisonous mushrooms and hallucinogenic ones are different. 83 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,255 Not if they're not dried correctly. 84 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:55,317 Get back to school. You better hope we got to her in time. 85 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:06,563 What? 86 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:10,405 Am I going to get in trouble? Should we apologize or something? 87 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:14,606 Yes, you should. Natalie's on the third floor. 88 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,512 Who's down there? Mr. Ravitz. 89 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,845 Where's the woman I spoke to last week? 90 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:25,118 The trial patient with the advanced symptoms. 91 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:26,522 She dropped out. 92 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:27,581 She okay? 93 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:28,684 Not health related. 94 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:30,752 She just wants to drop out. 95 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,854 Why? 96 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,422 She didn't say. And I only break into the houses 97 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,401 of very special patients to get to understand them better. 98 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,435 I do good today, boss? 99 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:47,536 No rigidity, no cogwheeling. So absolutely, I'd call that good. 100 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,274 Great. Thanks. 101 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,745 Your clipboard. 102 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:53,843 Keep it. 103 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,227 KUTNER: This place actually smells of evil. 104 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,763 TAUB: Where do you work again? 105 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:07,231 Why would House throw out a book worth hundreds of dollars? 106 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,927 To make you ask that question. 107 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:11,094 Can you really put a price tag on screwing with people? 108 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:14,196 Can you get us into Natalie Soellner's locker while we're here? 109 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,303 House always has an agenda. Just screwing with us isn't... 110 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,245 Yeah, he'd never do that. Oh, wait, he already did, last year. 111 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,781 Remember the Secret Santa gift he got himself? 112 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:25,340 He was making us fight over who could get him the best present. 113 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,443 This time, he's just making us wonder. 114 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:32,150 No animosity, no ugly competition. I think it's a real present. 115 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,591 If it's real, then House really was freaked. 116 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:37,994 And if it affects him, eventually it'll affect us. 117 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,053 Uh-oh. 118 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,364 Maybe it wasn't those kids who poisoned Natalie. 119 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:44,232 Maybe it was Natalie herself. 120 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:49,372 I didn't try to kill myself. 121 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:51,808 Then why'd you have all those painkillers? 122 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,345 In case I get a headache. 123 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,211 Well, maybe, you took a few too many. 124 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,511 Do you have any kids? No. 125 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:05,316 But high school wasn't all that different when I was your age. 126 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:08,724 Teenagers can be incredibly mean. I know what you're going through. 127 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,126 (SCOFFS) 128 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:14,560 I bet you were cool. You're pretty. 129 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,568 You're pretty, too. 130 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:19,730 I'm fat. I'm a loser. 131 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,373 They all hate me. 132 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,706 You know what they did last year? 133 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:29,040 They took these photos of me for the yearbook. 134 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:34,216 But it wasn't. It was for this website making fun of me, 135 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:36,587 calling me a pig. 136 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,123 Forget about them. 137 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:42,458 Let's just make you better. 138 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:43,790 What's the point? 139 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:49,191 Acetylcysteine could save her liver, but we have to act fast. 140 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:50,758 If there's any chance that she took all those pills... 141 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:52,099 There's no chance. 142 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,501 Okay. 143 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:57,873 She was the happiest, sweetest little girl. 144 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,437 And a year ago, she hits puberty, 145 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:04,677 and it's like this secretive little stranger moved into her room. 146 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:08,481 I tried to talk to her about what she's going through, but... 147 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,122 Give her the treatment. 148 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:14,181 Kimberley, you think that she tried to... 149 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,353 I don't know what to think. 150 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:26,066 If it's a subpoena, he's gotten that kind of present before. 151 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:27,605 It was a book. 152 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,140 That narrows it down. 153 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,971 Just look for someone who knows how to read 154 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:32,442 or has been to a bookstore. 155 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,606 Most bookstores don't carry Joseph Bell on surgery. 156 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:40,348 Did it have a note? 157 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:42,649 "Greg, made me think of you." 158 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:44,954 Green wrapping paper. 159 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:47,491 How did you know that? 160 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,858 What is it? 161 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,531 It's nothing. 162 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:57,930 Yes, when something's nothing, 163 00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:00,632 the natural response is to guess the color of the paper it's wrapped in 164 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,970 and then descend into stunned silence. 165 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:11,248 Irene Adler. Christmas 2001. 166 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:15,979 Sarcoid symptoms, but she didn't respond to methotrexate. 167 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,987 I've never seen him so obsessed. 168 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,293 He saved her with a last-minute Wegener's diagnosis. 169 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:26,854 But the hours he put in, I thought it would kill him. 170 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,994 And then, well, he fell for her. 171 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:37,868 But it was too soon after Stacy and... 172 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:43,780 It sounds silly, but Irene was the one who got away. 173 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:46,510 Really? 174 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,813 No, you idiots. House is just screwing with you. 175 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,322 You think there's some woman with a mysterious 176 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:52,982 green wrapping paper trademark? 177 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,993 Then how did you guess... 178 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,153 I could be wrong. 179 00:09:56,228 --> 00:10:00,358 It's possible a secret admirer gave House the same book I gave him last Christmas, 180 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,900 (PAGER BEEPING) 181 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,630 And the same paper I wrapped it in, 182 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:05,932 and the note I wrote. 183 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,370 We gotta go. 184 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,404 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 185 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,708 TAUB: Heartbeat? 186 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,804 One-fifty. 187 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:19,408 BP 180 over 110. Crackling three-quarters of the way up. 188 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,042 (NATALIE GASPING) 189 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,986 At least this means she didn't try to kill herself. 190 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:32,592 Scratch the hallucinations, that's from the mushrooms. 191 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:36,601 Leaves liver failure and now pulmonary edema. 192 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:41,267 And you standing there beseechingly. 193 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,739 Yes, I was gonna stalk you at home, 194 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,742 but it was a busy week and your office is closer. 195 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,641 Thirteen and Foreman were busy drug-trialing 196 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,180 and we needed an answer on the overdose, so we called her in. 197 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,443 She's just updating us. 198 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,610 Convenient. Update's done. 199 00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:00,787 This is a good experience for me as my parents never got divorced. 200 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,919 Theories? Glue sniffing. 201 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,622 KUTNER: Effects on the lungs would have been immediate. 202 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:07,325 House, we all know what's going on here. 203 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,232 Cuddy gave you that present. 204 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:11,360 No. 205 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,631 HOUSE: Infections? 206 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,639 No fever, no polys in the sputum. 207 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,106 I think... 208 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,701 I think she loves you. 209 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,905 HOUSE: I told you to lay off the present. 210 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,114 And the LSD. 211 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:26,481 We got distracted by the painkillers, toxins are still the most likely... 212 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,543 Just tell her how you feel. 213 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:33,321 If you won't, then I will. I'll walk right down there. 214 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:38,489 Damn it, love like this needs to fly free. 215 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,097 (KUTNER SNICKERS) 216 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,831 You talked to Wilson. 217 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,339 He has very girly handwriting, by the way. 218 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,841 I knew I should have just wrapped a new present. 219 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,071 You said the patient volunteered. Where? 220 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,774 Pleasant Valley. 221 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,975 Soup kitchen in Trenton. 222 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,348 Thirteen and Kutner, go search the home and the school. 223 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:06,949 Taub, you take the anal swabbing of the fragrant and contagious homeless men. 224 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,588 Why don't you hang out in the video store 225 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,099 and tell everyone Kevin Spacey's Keyser Soze? 226 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,495 By the way, that ending really made no sense at all. 227 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,371 You had my present for a year and didn't even open it? 228 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,966 I had no way of knowing there was an expensive book inside. 229 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:28,275 Completely meaningless prank, even for you. 230 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:32,306 Stealing your ice cream is a completely meaningless, albeit delicious, prank. 231 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,477 Observing my team's reactions to unexplained phenomena 232 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:35,986 could have been pretty useful. 233 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:40,958 Of all the ways to mess with people, why give yourself an imaginary present? 234 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:43,859 Have you checked the prices for firemen strippers recently? 235 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,362 Yes. 236 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,992 The holidays. They're hard for you, I get it. 237 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:52,560 You see the people around you giving and receiving gifts, 238 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:56,130 having sustained, meaningful relationships. And since you can't, 239 00:12:56,208 --> 00:13:00,975 something deep in your subconscious makes you create the appearance of a gift. 240 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,138 Sad. 241 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,683 You really passed your psych rotation? 242 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:09,983 It's too bad you can't just be nice to people. You could get a real present that way. 243 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,920 If I wanted gifts, 244 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,154 I would just look deep into my patient's eyes and act like you. 245 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,231 "Oh, I'm so sorry you're dying, Mrs. Moron. 246 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,563 "Of course I'll sleep with you. What I lack in skill, I can make up for in..." 247 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,503 You'd just wind up insulting her. Perhaps calling her Mrs. Moron. 248 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,166 Right. 'Cause I'm physically incapable of being polite. 249 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:34,269 Being kind in a sustained, meaningful way? No. 250 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,508 Oh, I get it. You're trying to get me to prove you wrong, 251 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,712 then I'm gonna be nice to all my patients all through the holiday season 252 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:45,382 and then Mr. Potter won't steal Tiny Tim's porridge. I'm totally on it. 253 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:49,518 Yeah, that actually is what I'm trying to do. 254 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,860 And the pathetic part is, it's not going to work. 255 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,525 You're right. 256 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,032 I gotta stop being such a jerk. 257 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,465 Oops! 258 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,635 Kind of undercut myself there. 259 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,612 (MAN CHATTERING ON TV) 260 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,149 Janice? 261 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,718 I'm Remy. I'm... Yeah, I remember you. 262 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,763 I heard you left the trial. 263 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:30,893 Yeah. 264 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,203 If there's some way I could help... 265 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:39,440 It was that doctor. The one that was running the test. 266 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,172 Dr. Foreman. Yeah. 267 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,410 He's a great neurologist. He's a great guy. 268 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,280 (SNICKERS) You like him? 269 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,447 Why don't you? 270 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,980 I told him that those injections were making me sick in my stomach, 271 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,755 and he just gave me antacid. 272 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,763 We were warned that nausea's a side effect, 273 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,299 and giving you antacid is all he really could do. 274 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:05,929 No. He told me, "Get over it." 275 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,703 With or without these drugs, 276 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,241 I don't have a long time. 277 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,877 I'm not gonna spend it being his guinea pig. 278 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,554 TAUB: House. 279 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,592 It's tuberculosis. 280 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:31,024 You got that from an anal swab? Man, you're good. 281 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,620 There was a more subtle clue. 282 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:36,065 Homeless guy, uncontrollably hacking up blood. 283 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,865 Cough's lasted two months. He was cachectic. 284 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,168 Unless you could tie him to the patient... 285 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,572 Yes, again, if only there was some subtle clue, 286 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:47,510 like the fact that he was standing next to her in the soup line for a week. 287 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,671 I hate spunk. 288 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,840 TB can cause liver failure, lung symptoms. 289 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:51,974 Fits. 290 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,719 Start her on the standard regimen. 291 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,414 You don't have clinic duty today. 292 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,746 Who says it's a duty? 293 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,560 Hi. I'm Greg. 294 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,152 Hi. I'm Whitney. 295 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:06,561 Hi, Whitney, how can I help you? 296 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,226 I have a terrible headache. 297 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,531 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 298 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:15,198 We'll get you fixed up. Is there anything else you need? 299 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,765 Bottled water? Coffee? Mint tea? 300 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,276 No, but that's so nice. 301 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,711 (CHUCKLES) Usually, the clinic doctors are kind of rushed. 302 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,348 If you can't be nice, why be a doctor? 303 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,513 So, where do you feel the pain? 304 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,611 In the back of my head, here. Uh-huh. 305 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:34,318 It's Beccaria's sign. It'll be gone by your third trimester. 306 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,250 Oh, I'm not in school. 307 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,991 Neither is your fetus. 308 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,233 Oh, God. 309 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,462 You didn't know you were pregnant? 310 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,061 How do... You know that just from the headache? 311 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,234 How do I know? 312 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,479 I missed my period, I got fat and threw up. 313 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,343 Oh, no, wait, that's how you know. 314 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,439 What? 315 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,451 I know because of the tight shirt stretched over the swollen boobs, 316 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,612 the salt craving you imported into the clinic, 317 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,815 the motion sickness patch that doesn't do anything 318 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,154 for the kind of sickness that you feel in the morning. 319 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:10,218 I'm a virgin. So is my fiancé. 320 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,729 I believe him. 321 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,732 Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant? 322 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,099 Like sitting on a toilet seat? 323 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,765 Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat, 324 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,330 but, yes, absolutely. 325 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,677 And I was doing so well. 326 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,377 Natalie? 327 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,851 (CONVULSING) 328 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,653 Oh, God. Natalie. 329 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,121 CUDDY: She's having a seizure. 330 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,316 Put her on her side. Nurse! 331 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,188 Is this from the TB? 332 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,592 Not with a supple neck. I don't know what this is. 333 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,095 Four milligrams lorazepam. 334 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:55,731 Liver, lungs, and now brain, which has mysteriously reappeared. 335 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,436 Speaking of mysteriously reappeared... 336 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:03,607 Her ALT is 20 times normal, transaminases and PTs, way up. 337 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,742 She's going to lose her liver. We gotta get her on the transplant list. 338 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,652 You keep showing up. You also keep leaving. 339 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:13,851 It's possible that you have the hots for me, but really, really hate this kid. 340 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,918 It's also remotely possible I have that reversed. 341 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,725 She's a nice kid, I want to make sure she's okay. 342 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:20,958 Hepatic fibrosis. 343 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,967 Normal complement level, normal-sized liver. 344 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,230 She remind you of you? 345 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,963 No, you weren't a loser in high school. 346 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,032 You had every Tom, Dick and Hershel wet dreaming about you. 347 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,079 But she could be making you think of another helpless, 348 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,239 chubby little girl that you recently met. 349 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:40,081 You're not really making this about the baby I tried to adopt. 350 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,813 HOUSE: It's been a few weeks. 351 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,515 Just enough time to get over hurt feelings. 352 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,421 Natalie's 16. 353 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,893 I think you're confusing being maternal with being human. 354 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,654 If we hadn't ruled out the mushrooms... 355 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,562 Maybe we shouldn't have. 356 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,498 Forget toxic, think allergic. 357 00:18:56,568 --> 00:19:00,368 Severe mold allergy could cause liver failure, respiratory arrest, 358 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,565 and encephalopathy. 359 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,006 She ate the shrooms days ago. There's no way she'd still be sick. 360 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:09,139 Unless it also gave her a fungal infection. Give her a prick test and antifungals. 361 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:20,416 Hey. Thank you for the gift. I really appreciate it. 362 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,191 I spoke to Janice. 363 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,354 She okay? 364 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:25,487 Yeah. 365 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:31,726 Her nausea, she said you told her, like, "Get over it"? 366 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,031 And? 367 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,502 Nausea isn't something you can overcome with sheer willpower. 368 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,879 Which is why I didn't prescribe willpower, I prescribed antacids. 369 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,882 She can't handle that, she'd have to leave the trial anyway. 370 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,283 Just call her, say you're sorry, she'll come back. 371 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,111 No. 372 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,089 God, you're acting like House now. 373 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,920 No, I'm not acting like House, 374 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,892 which is exactly why I don't need to apologize. 375 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,621 I'm not being cruel, I'm not being manipulative. 376 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,392 You said the same thing to me when I told you I was having a hard time. 377 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,092 And it worked. 378 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,658 She's a 40-year-old woman who's falling apart, 379 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,705 physically and emotionally. She's dying. 380 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:13,137 Look, I know seeing the Ghost of your Christmas Future is tough, 381 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,908 but the only way I can help her is to make sure she follows her regimen, 382 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,676 not by becoming her life coach. 383 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,478 You're not acting like House. You are like him. 384 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,726 Dr. House? 385 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,320 This is my fiancé, Geoff. 386 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:37,226 She says you told her you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat. 387 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,771 I said those words, but with a particular inflection. 388 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,406 I knew it wasn't true. 389 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,775 Is there any other way? Isn't it possible? 390 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:51,177 There was a reported case of a Civil War soldier. 391 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,342 He was shot in the testicles, 392 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:57,047 and the musket ball carried the non-musket ball 393 00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,114 into the uterus of a woman working in a neighboring field. 394 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,626 Nine months later, a miracle child was born. 395 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,791 Also, maybe she cheated on you. 396 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,058 We made a promise. 397 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,033 We do other stuff in bed. 398 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,162 Couldn't some of his sperm have made it up there somehow? 399 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:16,469 More likely it came from the guy whose penis made it up there somehow, 400 00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,533 but sure, anything's possible. 401 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,238 I want a paternity test. 402 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,838 Tell him that amnios are dangerous this early on in the pregnancy. 403 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,383 Are they? Who cares? He doesn't know. 404 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:30,046 We'll do the paternity test. 405 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,358 No reaction. 406 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:39,522 That's bad? 407 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,657 If you had a mold allergy, it would explain your symptoms. 408 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,724 KUTNER: We'll find out what's wrong, don't worry. 409 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,067 And I know some things are hard to talk about with your parents around, 410 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,700 but kids can be really mean. There are people you can talk to, programs... 411 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,266 I'll be okay. 412 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,573 You're in good spirits. You feeling better? 413 00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,584 No. I was just doing my homework. 414 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,847 I'm such a dork, I guess that cheers me up. 415 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,115 Parents brought it? 416 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:05,622 No, Simon did. 417 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,023 The jockey kid in your class? 418 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,152 Yeah. He just left. 419 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:13,988 (INTERCOM BEEPS) 420 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,499 Security. 421 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,467 I was just bringing her homework. 422 00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:21,267 You helped bully this little girl and completely refused to accept responsibility. 423 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,570 No way you came here out of compassion. That only leaves guilt. 424 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:24,870 What did you do to her? Nothing. 425 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:27,036 Stop lying or I'll take the drugs I found in your locker 426 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,205 down to the cops, you slimy little jerk. 427 00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,206 This kid didn't do anything to you. 428 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:34,309 This isn't about me. 429 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:37,583 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, you were bullied yourself when you were in school. 430 00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:39,624 Take it easy. I wasn't bullied. 431 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,285 Right. The Indian foster kid whose parents were shot in front of him. 432 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,352 You were clearly Homecoming King. 433 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,031 Let's try this again. Just tell me... 434 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,070 Honestly, you don't understand. 435 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,561 (SIGHS) 436 00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,301 We used to be friends. 437 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:01,005 And I'd be friends with her now if people wouldn't make fun of me. 438 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,071 There's nothing you could tell us that'll help? 439 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:07,885 Did she mention she used to drink a lot? 440 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,682 No. How do you know that? 441 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:13,183 Look, don't tell anyone, all right? 442 00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:15,658 I have my brother's ID and I kind of supply people. 443 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:19,026 I used to get her a few bottles of vodka each week. 444 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:20,257 Why'd you stop? 445 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,356 She got her own ID. 446 00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,162 Said it was cheaper buying it herself. 447 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,297 You can go. 448 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:32,271 I think we got our diagnosis. Our little girl's a drunk. 449 00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:41,175 I don't drink. I did back then, but... 450 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,948 You could die. 451 00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:46,684 We can't get you on the transplant list until we know why your liver is failing. 452 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,556 Alcohol abuse would explain that. 453 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,729 The seizures could be from withdrawal. 454 00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:54,425 I haven't drunk in six months. 455 00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:56,660 I didn't even drink that much back then. 456 00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,669 A couple of vodka bottles a week? 457 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:01,235 I didn't open half of them. 458 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:07,801 I just bought them because Simon was selling them. 459 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,040 We used to be friends, and that's, like, the only way 460 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,605 I could get him to even talk to me. 461 00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:15,483 Then why did you stop buying from him? He said you got your own ID. 462 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,616 I don't know. 463 00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:19,213 See, that's not a good answer. 464 00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:22,722 Remember when you asked me if I had any kids? 465 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,657 I don't. I don't know, maybe it has nothing to do with it, 466 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:30,292 but I was good at school, good at work, lousy at life. 467 00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,632 I screwed up every relationship I ever had. 468 00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:35,366 I thought, why would I want to bring a child into this? 469 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:39,408 But then I got older and... 470 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:48,510 How you feel now will pass. Don't let it screw up your whole life. 471 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,083 It's already screwed up. 472 00:24:54,926 --> 00:25:00,091 My asthma. They said they'd fix it, but it didn't make any difference at all. 473 00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:05,132 Well, sometimes doctors make mistakes, Anna, 474 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:07,603 and then we have to try twice as hard to fix them. 475 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:08,798 You using your inhaler? 476 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:11,001 All the time. Go through one a week. 477 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,070 You sure you're using it right? 478 00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:16,238 Do I look like an idiot? 479 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,372 No. 480 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,378 Why don't you show me how your inhaler works? 481 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:31,922 Jerk. 482 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:36,864 What was that all about? 483 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:38,903 Jamaican chicken recipes. 484 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,130 The parents said no to the benzos. 485 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:43,197 But I still think Natalie's not being honest with me. 486 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,539 So she's willing to die to cover up some boozing? 487 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:46,975 She's very depressed. 488 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:50,503 She feels like she deserves what the other kids are dishing out on her. 489 00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:51,913 I think she either wants to die 490 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:55,043 or she wants the attention that dying gives her. 491 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,920 I have no idea why you care so much. Tell Kutner to start her on benzos. 492 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,082 House, the parents just... 493 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,716 Uh-uh. Not the alcoholism, 494 00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:05,024 the seizures, totally different. Don't need their approval for that. 495 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,271 You sure you want to know? 496 00:26:13,338 --> 00:26:15,533 If it makes it any easier, I'm going to tell you anyway. 497 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:16,835 We want to know. 498 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,303 (EXHALING) 499 00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,112 What does it say? 500 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:35,520 Don't leave. 501 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:48,739 You go home last night? 502 00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:52,243 I meant to, but started reading this file, just couldn't put it down. 503 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:53,800 Let me ask you. 504 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,709 That patient who dropped out, the one I told you about? 505 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,042 Yeah. 506 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,810 Do you think I should pursue it more? 507 00:26:58,883 --> 00:27:02,785 No. Patients drop out, that's why we start with hundreds. 508 00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:03,912 I just thought, 509 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:06,924 if there's an easy way to make the people who drop off come back, then why not? 510 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:09,222 They're not people. Really? 511 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,320 I thought the zombie trials were all completed during Phase Two. 512 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:15,298 You can't see the patients as people. You can't even see them as patients. 513 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:16,391 They're numbers. 514 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,560 Look. 515 00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:20,631 A friend of mine has this disease. 516 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:24,300 I don't want to know. There's a reason this is double-blind. 517 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,241 Any personal stake we have skews the study. 518 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,405 Science is not about human relationships, it's about results. 519 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,574 But you know that. You work for House. 520 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,845 Why do you think I brought you on as my partner? 521 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,319 (MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY) Dr. Taub! 522 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:38,947 She was talking to me and then she just passed out. 523 00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:40,423 Her heart's slowing down. 524 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,550 Can you fix it? 525 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,028 Can you fix it? I'm trying. 526 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:45,756 Push one amp atropine. 527 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:54,368 (DOOR OPENS) 528 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:59,067 We've been waiting here for six hours. Am I the father or not? 529 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:06,884 No, but she also didn't cheat on you. 530 00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:15,290 Normally, sperm meets egg, 531 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,160 DNA meets DNA, goes back to her place, cells divide. 532 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:22,097 Nine months later, joy is bundled. 533 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,498 That's normally. 534 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:28,831 Abnormally, an egg could have two naturally occurring gene mutations 535 00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:31,068 that don't naturally occur together. 536 00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:37,073 Spontaneous calcium spike could prep the egg for fertilization without sperm. 537 00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:39,673 And a division mistake could let the egg split up 538 00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:41,912 without ever needing male DNA at all. 539 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:46,215 Parthenogenesis. A baby without a daddy. 540 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:50,625 In humans, it's only ever been theorized, and it was never proved. 541 00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:53,029 Until now. 542 00:28:55,366 --> 00:29:00,565 Mommy, baby. Your daughter has only maternal DNA. 543 00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:06,508 I personally checked this five times. In seven months, you will have 544 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,546 a virgin birth. 545 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,050 Merry Christmas. 546 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,831 I've got to tell you about this clinic patient. 547 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:32,028 Natalie's liver's continuing to fail. And now bradycardia. 548 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,730 Atropine isn't keeping the heart rate up, 549 00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,739 we're going to have to put her on a pacemaker. 550 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:39,903 Alcohol withdrawal would cause her heart to race, not crawl. 551 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:41,605 There's nothing structurally wrong with her heart. 552 00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:44,375 EKG, echo, electrolyte panel are all normal. 553 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,916 Multiple endocrine syndrome? 554 00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:48,316 Free T4's normal. Hypothalamic brain tumor? 555 00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:50,320 Didn't come up on the CT scan. 556 00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:55,420 It's hitting all her organs. Could be the blood. What's her Alk-Phos? 557 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,658 Three hundred. 558 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,157 It can't be leukemia. 559 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,231 CUDDY: High Alk-Phos could also be from liver failure. 560 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,904 She's a teenager, means bone growth and destruction could throw it off. 561 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,174 Maybe. But it's higher than you'd expect. 562 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,747 Start her on chemo. 563 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:22,446 We'll do a bone marrow biopsy to confirm. 564 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,545 Why are you ordering tests instead of treatment? 565 00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:27,887 Her heart and liver are about to give up. Do whatever you need to. 566 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,485 Why are you so attached to this girl? 567 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:35,930 It's your call. 568 00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:40,631 He doesn't want us to treat her. 569 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:43,674 If it's leukemia, even if we kill every cancer cell, 570 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:45,038 her heart and liver are too far gone. 571 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:46,133 A double transplant. 572 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:49,942 With brain involvement? The committee won't even open the file. 573 00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:52,444 There's no reason to put a dying girl 574 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,042 through a painful treatment if it can't save her. 575 00:30:58,556 --> 00:30:59,887 He's being kind. 576 00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:03,057 I'll arrange a biopsy. 577 00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,559 (PEOPLE CHATTERING ON TV) 578 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:13,667 FOREMAN: Mrs. Burke? 579 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:19,104 We're conducting another trial in tandem with yours. 580 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,077 Same drug, lower dose. 581 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,139 The nausea would be less. 582 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,344 I did some checking, I can switch you. 583 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,646 Here's the forms if you want back in. 584 00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:42,261 What if we're wrong? 585 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,858 Maybe we shouldn't have overlooked autoimmunes. 586 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,164 High sed rate. 587 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:47,431 We went over this. 588 00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:49,799 Normal complement level. 589 00:31:49,874 --> 00:31:56,211 So it isn't hepatic fibrosis, it could still be microangiopathic vasculitis. 590 00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:59,542 With high dose steroids, we might be able to reverse... 591 00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:03,610 You run a hospital that treats thousands of patients every day. 592 00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:06,121 Some of them die. Every day. 593 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:09,182 If you're gonna get this worked up over every one of them... 594 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,993 Yes. 595 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,291 BRB. 596 00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:18,357 What is it? 597 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,063 Thank you from a patient. 598 00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:21,400 For you? 599 00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:22,803 I saved her marriage 600 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,674 by showing that her pregnancy was a result of parthenogenesis. 601 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:28,905 Human parthenogenesis? You proved... 602 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,004 Yep. 603 00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:33,073 It's unbelievable. But I personally checked it five times. 604 00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:34,812 How did you check it five times? 605 00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:36,547 The cycler's broken. You would have had to send it out. 606 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,384 It would have taken... Oh, yeah. 607 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:41,357 That does sound impossible now that I think of it. 608 00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:45,055 I guess the better explanation is that the paternity test showed she cheated, 609 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,994 so I faked the whole parthenogenesis thingy. 610 00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:48,999 CUDDY: What? Why? 611 00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:52,329 I win. 612 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:58,699 You faked a scientific miracle just to win a bet with Wilson? 613 00:32:58,776 --> 00:32:59,970 More an argument. 614 00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:02,478 I realize it would have been simpler to just fake the paternity test, 615 00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:05,072 but, hey, Christmas spirit and all that. 616 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,808 I think you're confusing "nice" and "evil" again. 617 00:33:08,886 --> 00:33:13,653 Letting the woman deceive her husband by inventing a virgin birth, just so you can... 618 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:15,386 And it obviously would have been more fitting 619 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:18,554 if the baby had been born on Christmas, not just invented then. 620 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,294 It's not leukemia. 621 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:25,231 Seizures, liver failure. 622 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,698 It's eclampsia. 623 00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:34,105 Which means we don't have one dead patient, 624 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,638 we have two. 625 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,528 You have a disease called eclampsia. 626 00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:56,499 It causes liver failure, pulmonary edema and seizures. 627 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:58,660 It's also associated with cardio myopathy. 628 00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:02,695 That's a pregnancy disease. You tested her when she came in. 629 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,802 You can get eclampsia up to a month after giving birth. 630 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,870 That's ridiculous. How could she hide a pregnancy? 631 00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:14,145 Loose clothes. She's heavy to begin with, it was probably premature. 632 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:17,915 If it was three weeks ago, they could have missed it on a physical exam. 633 00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:20,253 The baby's why you quit drinking, isn't it? 634 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:23,886 Why you asked me if I had kids. 635 00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:27,054 Why you feel guilty. 636 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,236 I'm sorry. 637 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:34,527 Oh... 638 00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,970 Who did this to you? 639 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,099 Simon. 640 00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:41,002 It wasn't bad. 641 00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:42,912 We were, like, boyfriend-girlfriend for a while, 642 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:45,175 we just didn't tell anyone. 643 00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:48,747 He doesn't even know about... 644 00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:53,119 What happened to the baby? 645 00:34:53,191 --> 00:34:54,749 I was going to give her away. 646 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,325 If they found out at school... 647 00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:02,855 I was at the soup kitchen, and she started coming. 648 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,764 There was this empty house down the street, but... 649 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,499 And she wasn't breathing. 650 00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:15,544 I tried so hard, but I couldn't do anything. I'm so sorry. 651 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:18,274 (SNIFFLING) 652 00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:22,183 If I had her in a hospital, maybe she'd be alive. 653 00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:24,844 Can you cure this? 654 00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:29,049 The damage to the heart and liver are permanent. 655 00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:31,885 I'm gonna die? 656 00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:40,868 I'm sorry. 657 00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:47,139 I didn't even bury her. 658 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,980 I just put my coat over her. 659 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:51,468 MAN: Get out of my house. 660 00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:54,270 I'm a doctor. 661 00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:55,539 I don't care who you are. 662 00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:59,208 Did you find the body of a baby? 663 00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:00,375 I said get out. 664 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:04,618 WOMAN: Michael? 665 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:07,852 Who are you? 666 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,597 That's not your baby. 667 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,026 You're tiny. There's no way you gave birth three weeks ago. 668 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,934 She's my sister's. 669 00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:24,441 That baby is sick. She needs clean water. She needs real heat. 670 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:28,205 She was probably born with a partially blocked airway 671 00:37:28,279 --> 00:37:30,804 and might even have brain damage. 672 00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,650 You can't take care of her in a place like this. 673 00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,049 MAN: Shut up. 674 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:37,947 I took care of her. 675 00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:39,114 I know. 676 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:41,855 You found her. 677 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,559 You saved her life. 678 00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:52,001 Now you have to let her go. 679 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:54,597 (GURGLING) 680 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,115 (DOOR OPENS) 681 00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:26,903 Who's that? 682 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,838 It's your daughter. She was alive. 683 00:38:30,841 --> 00:38:32,832 People found her and took care of her. 684 00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,817 (GURGLES) 685 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,526 She's beautiful. 686 00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:03,301 It's okay. 687 00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:15,550 (INAUDIBLE) 688 00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:35,499 Kutner. 689 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:37,735 No transplant? 690 00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:39,901 We appealed. Too sick. 691 00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:41,977 How much time does she have left? 692 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,411 A couple days at most. 693 00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:44,812 What about the baby? 694 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,850 Seems healthy, but it's too early to tell. 695 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:50,353 She's in the hospital for observation for a few days. But after that... 696 00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:52,446 Best case, winds up with her teenage father, 697 00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:55,686 who just got voted captain of the varsity bullying team. 698 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,022 He's just a kid. 699 00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:01,593 You all right? I gotta go. 700 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,545 Jonathan? Yeah? 701 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:27,656 It's Lawrence Kutner. 702 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:30,992 Why are you here? 703 00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:36,363 I wanted to apologize for all the horrible stuff I did to you in high school. 704 00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:38,528 I'm sorry. 705 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,227 HOUSE: What's going to happen to her? 706 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,559 I spoke to both sets of grandparents. 707 00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:10,761 It's too painful. They're putting her up for adoption. 708 00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:15,871 What are you going to do? 709 00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:20,305 I already spoke to a lawyer. 710 00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:26,813 I become a foster parent and then I adopt. 711 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,143 (BABY CRIES) 712 00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:41,164 Merry Christmas, Cuddy. 713 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,324 Hey. 714 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,156 Where is everybody? 715 00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:11,721 Down at the party. 716 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:15,625 I heard Janice is back on the trial. 717 00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:18,325 My Christmas gift to you. 718 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:23,735 I was wrong. You're not House. 719 00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:28,134 Yeah. Well, that's my Christmas gift to myself. 720 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,719 We should go to the party. 721 00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:41,689 We should. 56212

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