All language subtitles for Good Trouble s02e05_English

(lively chatter, laughter)

You either need to break up
with Raj or take him
off your team.

Mariana:
I'm gonna miss
working with you so much.

And, hey, I don't want you
to worry about Evan.

If he ever crossed
a line,

trust that I would
shoot it down right away.

So, I was wondering if you
would like to get a drink
with me sometime.

To talk next steps
on the app.

-Sure. When?
-How about now?

-Oh, my God,
we loved your set!
-Yeah, you're hysterical.

Look, I don't have to go
to the queer comedy night.

Yes, you do.

So, you're not
breaking up with me?

No.

'Cause I'm falling
in love with you.

Gael: I haven't had
the chance to thank you

for making her dress.
It's stunning.

This is Callie.

She's our new
research assistant.

Oh, good.

You served
a demand letter?

That's what
you said we do.

We, as in one
of the licensed lawyers.

I don't expect you
to invite me

to every party
at The Coterie.

Because I didn't want
to flaunt my choice

in front of Gael
at his sister's party.

So, I'm your choice?

-Yes.
-In that case,

all is forgiven.

-(muffled laughter)
-(comedian speaking
indistinctly)

Oh. Oh, my God.
Look at that jacket.

It is a travesty
that a cow had to die

for you to look
almost all right.

Audience: Ooh!

(laughter, scattered applause)

Mariana:
So, the next steps
on the app.

Evan:
I wanted to talk to you
about something personal.

(echoing): What kind of law
do you practice?

(indistinct chatter, laughter)

Callie:
But this remodel
has been so stressful.

I really need
a vacation.

Pa-pa-pa,
pa-pa-pa,
pa-pa

Pa-pa-pa,
pa-pa-pa, pa-pa

And then we'll find
our peace of mind

You and me, bel ami

Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa

Why do you have
to go back to the Blue Team?

They never replaced me.

Alex:
Did you mean
to write "pubic static"?

-It should be "public."
-Sam: No, no, no. Public.

-Public.
-Alex: It's what--

Ah! Look who's back
from the vaganerian.

How did the neutering go?

Is it itchy? Do you need
a cone of shame?

The least she could have done
is let him keep his balls.

Sam: Right? Like in a jar
or something.

-I feel so bad.
-Raj: It's okay.

I'll survive.

Hey, so what happened
with Raj?

Well, you know
what to say.

Well, the plan
was always...

for me to work
on the back end and once...

the beta test
was successful,

bring Claire in...

to work on
the front end.

-Sam: Mm.
-So, she just wanted you
for your back end.

Baby got back... end.

But clearly, the front
was not impressive.

Sam:
No, I'm not impressed, at all.

What was that for?

For being amazing.

So, uh, how late did you
end up working last night?

(car honks)

Not that late.

So, next steps
on the app.

Actually, that's not
why I asked you

to have drinks with me.

I wanted
to talk to you

about something
more personal.

Oh.

I wanted to talk
to you about...

dating.

Cary: All these student
loan lenders

are predatory,
if you ask me.

And what about
the colleges?

Tuition has doubled
over the past three decades.

But salaries haven't.

Which is why I can't afford
to go to grad school.

I still owe $65,000
as it is.

But hopefully,
I'll find a rich husband.

Sixty-five K? Oof.
Mine is half that.

What's a law degree
setting you back
these days?

-You don't want to know.
-Come on, Marcus.

We're all friends here.

One-ten-ish?

-Wow.
-Yikes.

And that was
a couple of years ago.

What about you?
What are you carrying?

Or did you have
your college paid for?

Like, he thinks

I'm some entitled
rich girl

who's never had to work
for anything.

-He doesn't know me.
-So, set him straight.

No, I shouldn't have
to play

the foster kid card
just to get him to stop
judging me.

Actually, I was
a foster kid.

And when I eventually met
my biological father,

he insisted on setting up
a college fund for me. So...

Well, I think
that's great!

Yeah, you're fortunate
to start your career

with such a big leg up.

I'm sure once you actually
pass the bar,

you'll have lots
of opportunities.

Do you know who else didn't
pass the bar the first time?

Jerry Brown, Michelle Obama,
Hillary Clinton, and FDR.

They all ended up having
pretty solid careers.

I can't believe I was
so full of myself.

Quitting my clerkship,

thinking I was going to get
a job at the ACLU.

Now I'm a research assistant,
making half of what I was.

Meanwhile, Mariana's stuck
paying two-thirds of our rent,

and she has her own
student loans to pay.

Been lost, been found

Bound with temptation

I haven't gotten
the job yet.

I'm pretty sure
I'm going to get it.

I've been uptight,
you got me right

I'm back into my groove

Keep it pumping
give me something

That I could get used to...

I could always help out.

No. No. No, no, no.

So, that's a no?

No, you have always been

beyond supportive of me.

In fact,

what can I do for you,
for once?

Besides...
get naked?

You can come with me to this
partner's event this weekend.

I'm one of the only
junior lawyers invited.

-It's kind of a big deal.
-I'm there.

Nice.

-Wait, when is it?
-Saturday.

This Saturday?

Teresa: Don't forget
we're working Saturday.

We work one
a month for clients

who can't get here
during the week.

-All of us?
-Yes. All of us.

Knock, knock.

(knocking on door)

-Hey.
-Oh, hey.

What do you think?
This one or this one?

Uh, I like
the leather jacket.

Yeah, I could use
the extra body armor.

Where are you going?

The comedy club.

Check out some acts.
"Make connections."

Uh, do you want to come?

-Oh, no, thanks.
-Great.

Um, actually,
I was gonna ask

if there may be some odd jobs
I could do around here

for maybe a little break
on rent.

Money's kind of
tight and all.

Um...

Well, okay, just...
I'll leave you to it.

(chuckles)

Just call me
if you need anything.

(door closes)

I think this is
more awkward for her.

It doesn't have
to be awkward.

No, I know.

I really appreciate
you letting me help.

Yeah. Well, we know
we work well together.

So, just,

uh, let me know
what I need to do.

Gael: Yeah.

(noisy chattering)

-Hey.
-Yo, you came!

Where's your partner?

Joey. They had to work.

I got a spot.
I'm going up tonight.

Yes! Oh, my gosh.

It's, like, crazy hard
to go up at this club,

especially
if you're new.

So, who did you
sleep with this time?

Okay, hunty.

-I only did that once
by the way.
-(chuckles)

-Avery: You be judging.
-Sydney: I do be judging.

-Wait, is that Lindsay Brady?
-Avery: Where?

Oh, my God!

What is she doing here?

"They," they just changed
their pronoun.

There's a lot
of that going around.

Which I fully support.

It's just tough
to remember.

Life is so hard
as a white woman.

(scoffs)

Maybe they're workshopping
some new material.

Well, I'm, like,
their number one stan.

I've been trying forever
to get them

to follow me back on Insta.

Oh, my God,
not happening.

They're very stingy
with their follows.

Maybe if they hang out after,
we can meet them?

-I mean--
-Shh, shh.

Be cool.

-Wow.
-Let's get a good seat.

Gael: So, you want
to feather the paint on,

just like this.

Perfect.

How's it going with Elijah?

What do you mean?

I mean, you're seeing
him again, aren't you?

So, this is
my assistant Naveen,

and this is Gael.

-Hey.
-Gael: What's up, dude?

Naveen: All right.

Elijah:
So, the sewing tables
will be in the back.

And out here,

we'll have our new collection
on display,

along with
a small boutique.

-It's a great space.
-(chuckles)

Elijah:
What... What?
What is this?

This is just a thank-you
for Jazmin's dress.

(sighs)

-You framed this?
-Uh... yeah.

-Y-you're welcome?
-It's just--

A great review

that you should be proud of
and hang it up in here.

Thank you.

Look at you
all low-key, humble.

It's not that big
of a deal.

(scoffs) If I got
a review like that,

it would be a hell
of a big deal for me.

I hope you're not still
stressing about that
Times review.

Oh, you read that, huh?

It's bullshit.
Don't take it to heart.

Uh, so, lunch?

You want to get lunch?

A guy's got to eat.

You could eat
without me.

I could also do this
without you.

But it wouldn't be
as fun.

We're hanging out.

How are you and Jamie?

So, I know this isn't
exactly your scene.

No, country club cocktail
parties are my favorite.

-Just don't leave me
alone with the wives.
-(laughs)

How white
is your firm?

-They're working on that.
-Mm. And conservative?

Aah, don't worry.
They're not all
Trump supporters.

Well, as long as you're not
a registered Republican.

-Are you?
-Garrett: Hey! There he is!

Hey!

And who is this lovely lady?

This is
my girlfriend, Callie.

This is Garrett, my boss.

Hi! Lovely to meet you.

The pleasure is mine.
She's a beauty.

Yeah, she's
a lawyer as well.

Re-really? Uh,
where do you work?

Legal Aid.

Oh. Good for you.

I want you to meet my wife.

Uh, Cynthia,
you remember Jamie?

-Of course.
-It's good to see you again.

And, hon, this is
Jamie's girlfriend, Callie.

Will you introduce her
to the other ladies,

while I steal him to meet
the New York partners?

Cynthia:
Mm-hmm.

Ugh, these things
are boring as hell.
Let's get you a drink.

-Yes.
-(chuckles)

Oh, It's beautiful.

Oh, it's just lovely.

It's such a great day.
Is champagne okay?

-Yes, thank you.
-Great

-Thank you.
-Heather: Oh, I know.

It's a nightmare,
we did all our bathrooms.

But once it's done,
we'll be so happy.

Cynthia:
Ladies, this is Callie.
She's young Jamie's date.

Oh, we love young Jamie.

Old Jamie, not so much.

I didn't know
there was an old Jamie.

-He's a close talker.
-Like Joe Biden.

(laughter)

So, Callie,
what do you do?

I'm a lawyer.

-Oh.
-Oh, Heather and I
went to law school.

It's where
I met my husband.

Oh, where do you work?

Oh, I haven't
for years.

Oh, and I never did.

Love law school,
hate the law.

Well, it's hard to work
when you have kids.

Personally, I love being
a stay-at-home mom.

It's really the best decision
I ever made.

Lauren:
Especially with
a full-time nanny.

(women laughing)

(conversation continues
indistinctly)

Marcus:
Callie?

I heard
you called in sick.

I guess you must be
feeling better.

Lindsay:
So I'm from Arizona.
Yeah, no, I-- it's not a choice.

-I was born this way.
-(laughter)

It's a tough place
to be from.

You know,
it took us ten years

to recognize
the MLK Holiday.

(laughter)

For sure. You know
what they say about Arizona,

it's a dry hate.

(laughter)

I mean, we've got
the Grand Canyon.

You know?
Got that going for us.

I made it.
It was all me.

Just me,
Phillips-head screwdriver,

and a ton of angst.

-(laughter)
-I spent a lot
of time on that.

Alice:
You're so genius!
So smart.

I like to think so.
Uh, let's see.

So, Facebook has been
bleeding users.

Like, 15 million people
have left the website.

I mean,
I finally cut the cord.

(cheers)

Yes, I'm a true hero.
Absolutely.

Being on Facebook
these days is like going
to an abandoned mall.

-It's a retail
apocalypse, you know.
-(laughter)

You're wandering around
and there's that chick

from high school
trying to sell you a candle.

Alice:
Candles.
Like lavender!

I mean,
your parents are there.

You know,
that whole thing.

Alice:
So true!

Mom and Dad

are always liking
your photos.

-Lindsay: You--
-(audience laughter)

You know,
I can hear you, right?

Like, this isn't a TV show.
Like, I'm actually here.

Did your mom not teach
you how to use your
inside voice?

-Audience Oh!
-Alice: No.

I mean, we kind of had
a language barrier.

-So, you know,
-(audience laughs)

I'm Chinese.

All right. Could we get
a light on this individual?

What's happening over here?

Lindsay: Oh, my God.
You talk more than
my Coche driver.

-(laughter)
-Wait. are you
my Coche driver?

(laughter)

-This is why I gave
this person two stars.
-(audience groans)

Lindsay: Oh, my God,
look at that leather jacket.

I am sad that
a cow had to die

for you to look
almost all right.

(audience groans)

You are literally
why I'm vegan.

I would rather eat
a cashew cheese quesadilla

than look at that jacket.

It's terrible. Is that jacket
made out of nut cheese.

You know. Has that kind
of a sheen to it.

Did the '80s call you
on a landline and ask

for Andrew Dice Clay's
whole thing back?

Did the '90s follow up
with a fax

and ask for George Michael's
entire thing back?

So, there is this blogger

who I guess a lot
of people follow,

and he did
a great piece on Elijah,

and he sent the guy
a link to my Insta

and I guess now he wants
to interview me

and see my work in person.

That's great.

I don't think
I'm going to do it.

No, you can't let
one bad review shut you down.

I'm just not confident
in the work that I have,

and I wish I could have
shown him the...

the piece that I sold.

You sure it looks
good there?

Yeah, it looks great.

Well, you could always make
another piece like it,

as part of a series.

Yeah.

Bottom line, you can't let

what anyone thinks of you
mess with your head.

All that matters is

what you think of yourself
and your work.

The only way the world
will believe in you

is if you believe
in yourself.

I wasn't feeling well,
but I had forgotten

I had promised my boyfriend
I'd come to this work thing,

-so I rallied.
-Thank you.

Well, I would love to meet him.
Which one is he?

Uh, he's over there
in the blue suit.

That white guy
in the blue suit

or one of the other five
white guys in blue suits?

Look, I know
you think I'm entitled,

but this is not my world.

Well, you blend in
pretty well.

-Garrett: Marcus!
-Hey.

Ah, I see
you've met, uh...

-Callie.
-Right.

She's also a lawyer
with Legal Aid.
Do you two know each other?

-Yes, we do.
-Garrett: Ah!

Callie, I apologize
for doing this to you again,
but I need to steal Marcus.

There are some people
he needs to meet.
Will you excuse us?

Sam: We got you
a welcome back gift.

They're for ball-busting
stress relief.

(Alex chuckles)

Well, uh, we just figured,
since Mariana cut off yours.

(Sam chuckles)

You, you squish them
when you're stressed.

Just give them, uh,
give them a fondle.

-Pluck the hairs out--
-I get it!

So, do we want to list

the grievance committee
suggestions based on importance?

Aren't they all important?

Well, I think
a salary laddering plan

is a little more important
than free tampons
in the women's room?

That depends
how heavy your flow is.

(chuckles)

Hey! How's Raj doing now that
he's back on the Blue Team?

Um, I'm pretty sure
he's miserable,

but he wouldn't tell me,
just because

it would make me feel worse
than I already do.

And 'cause he's that great.

-Aw.
-I need a Raj.

-Right?
-Well, I need a raise.

So, let's get back to it.

(cell phones chiming)

("Criminal" by
3 One Oh playing)

What?

I was born
bad in my blood

What?

Black as night...

Uh, guys, you're gonna want
to look at your phones.

Out of the dark
I'll steal your heart

Light up a match
and I'll never look back

Oh oh oh oh oh...

(Alex laughs)

Oh, I knew it!

All that feminist BS,
and she is just honeypotting

her way up the ladder.

(laughs)

Oh, I bet she gives
great Act-ivism

with that big mouth of hers.

Lock me up
throw away the key

Don't fight!

Ain't nobody
as dangerous as me

Dude, my Legos.
Come on.

Whoa oh oh
I'm a criminal

Stop.

Okay, look, I ran into Evan
in the elevator after work,

and he asked me to grab
a drink with him to talk

about my app,
and that's it!

I wanted to talk to you
about... dating.

You want to talk
about dating?

Yes. Uh, what do you
think about it?

You don't even need
to explain yourselves.

Why can't a woman just have
a drink with her boss

without everyone jumping
to conclusions?

U-us dating?

Oh, no.

Not us dating.

Uh, dating, in general.

Well, have you ever tried
a dating app?

I'm not very sure
how to describe myself.

What do you think if I help you
set up your profile?

-You'd do that?
-Yeah, of course.

Because we have to be
above reproach
to be taken seriously.

That's totally sexist.

If Evan had a drink
with a guy from work,

no one would care.

My whole life I've had trouble
connecting with people.

When I was a kid,
they called it Asperger's,

but now they just say
I'm on the spectrum.

I don't always pick up
social cues or... humor,

why people like
to talk on the phone...

things of that nature.

I'm not even sure there's
someone out there for me.

No, of course there's someone
out there for you.

Which begs the big question:

who did care enough to send
the photo to everyone?

Everyone?

They sent it
on the company Slack.

Where's Raj?

W-well, after
we broke up the fight,

and by we,
I mean other people,

and by other people,
I mean Evan,

um, they, they took Alex
and Raj to the,

-to the office.
-Fight?

It's completely unacceptable
to have people coming
to blows at work.

Who started it?

Uh, we both started it.

-Over what?
-Politics.

We should have never gotten
into a discussion

on how to make America
great again.

Uh, I'll tell you my pitch:
flash mobs.

Well, if we can agree
to disagree,

why don't you two take
the rest of the day off
to cool down.

(Evan clears throat)

Really, Evan?

No consequences?

They're two of our
best engineers.

Fine.

Your decision.

But what about this photo
of you and Mariana?

Just two coworkers
having a drink after work.

It's not two coworkers.

You are her boss

and the CEO
of this company,

and we cannot afford to have
another Amanda situat--

Angela, I'm well aware
of my position at my company!

And I do not want
another Amanda situation either.

I was so humiliated.

I mean, I didn't even
pay my tab.

I've never dined
and dashed in my life.

I mean, I left my credit card
there, so hopefully
I won't get in trouble.

Crap, that means I have
to go back and get it.

You know what? Just forget it.
I'm just going to cancel it
and order a new one.

Okay, listen, I'm sorry
Lindsay dragged you like that.

Honestly, I'm not surprised.
They're not a nice person.

Do you know them?

Yeah, we have... history.

Not like that.

I dated their ex
who I really liked,

and as soon as Lindsay found out
she was happy with someone else,

they wanted her back.

So Jenny broke up with me
to get back with Lindsay.

And after a couple weeks,

Lindsay got bored
and dumped her, again.

Did Jenny try
to get back with you?

Yeah, but once
the trust is broken,

there's no going back
for me.

Lindsay has broken up
a bunch of relationships

just to get whatever
"it" girl they happen
to want at the moment.

(sighs)

I'm sorry.

Yeah, it sucked,
but... I'm over it.

Well, I'm ruined.

I can't show my face
at any comedy club ever again.

How can you be ruined?

You haven't even
gotten up on stage.

And who knows
if I ever will.

Apparently, it's really hard
to get a spot

when you're new
and you don't know anyone.

Well, that's why you have
to go back and make connections.

Don't let some mean girl
get in your way.

-Mean person.
-Oh, sorry. Right.

Yeah, you're right.

Move out the way,
toe rag! Skrt-skrt!

Toe rag?

It's really hard to come up
with gender-neutral disses.

-Is it too much?
-I...

Hey!

-Can we talk?
-Here?

I guess you're not worried
people might think

you're sleeping
with me anymore.

-Please, I can explain.
-I'm sure you can.

You're the best
con artist I know.

Um, excuse me!

Can I have
everyone's attention?

Which I obviously already do.

Not that it's anyone's business,
but I am not seeing Evan.

-I'm seeing Raj.
-Man: I knew it!

Man 2:
Yeah, yeah, I knew it.

In fact, he's my boyfriend.

So, if you want to talk about
something, talk about that!

Callie: Maybe I should
just give up the law,
try and be an artist again.

Do you ever regret
giving up art for law?

Callie:
I regret a lot of things.
(chuckles)

My boyfriend said
I was a lawyer,

and his boss asked
where I worked so I told him,

but I never said I was a lawyer
practicing law at Legal Aid.

You don't have
to explain yourself to me.

Really?

Because you seem to make a lot
of assumptions about me.

Actually, why are you here?
Are you looking for a new job
in an elite firm?

I am here to pick the pockets
of a rich law firm.

Get them to atone for the sins
of their corporate clients

by doing pro bono work
on behalf of some of ours.

Well, maybe
I could help with that?

Raising money for Legal Aid
is not your job,

but I would still like
to meet your boyfriend.

So you can judge
him too?

Look, I know I made a mistake
writing that demand letter,

and I have apologized...

but I have
a hard time believing

that that's all
you have against me.

What I think about you
doesn't matter.

The only thing that matters is
what you think of yourself.

That you know
who you are.

I learned the hard way.

If you want the world
to believe in you,

you have to believe
in yourself.

The only way the world's going
to believe in you

is if you believe
in yourself.

I'll see you on Monday.

And don't worry,
I won't tell anyone

about running into you today.

I told you I know where
Angela keeps her medicine.

Well, we could have met
at a bar.

Yeah, why pay when we
can drink here for free?

Why didn't you tell Angela
I threw the first punch?

'Cause we used
to be best friends.

Until Mariana showed up
and you chose her.

I chose not to be
a massive asshole.

(exhales sharply)
Whatev.

The team isn't the same
without you.

You have Sam.

Sam is an idiot.

(chuckles)

He's a decent third,
but he's not Spock material.

Alex, you being Kirk is
wildly presumptuous, all right?

The Federation wouldn't pick
someone without a logical--

All right... ( sighs)
All right, you know what?

I can't be your Spock, anyway,
if you continue

to be a racist,
sexist dick.

Oh, my God,
they're just jokes.

Jokes... hurt.

Well, you know what hurts?

My jaw,
where you punched me.

(cell phones buzzing)

So, are you, like,
in love with her?

Look, I get it.

She's hot,

and she told everyone
you're her boyfriend.

That's, that's... Woo!

That is extremely brave
for anyone to admit.

See? Jokes.

(sighs)

You really don't think
I'm Kirk material?

-Okay. So...
-(clears throat)

...first question: What is
your idea of a romantic date?

Romantic date?

In movies, women enjoy
walking on the sand.

Okay, walks on the beach.

Would you mind
not telling anyone

that you're helping me
do this?

Yeah, of course.

(laughs)
I thought that was you two.

Who all here
has Josh tried to kiss?

I-I just wanted
to say hello.

This is a smear campaign.

-(clears throat)
-Hello. How are you, Josh?

Great. Great! I...

got another job
at a different startup.

Better pay. Better hours.

Less, um, (chuckles)
less headaches.

Yeah, but hey, you know,

I wish Speckulate
all the luck in the world.

No hard feelings.

No hard feelings.

Okay. (chuckles)
Well, see you around.

That was sus.

Suspect.

Ah. Why do you
say that?

Well, you fired him.

You really don't think
he's holding a grudge?

Oh.

That is sus.

(indistinct chatter)

(laughter echoing)

-(cheering)
-Did the '90s
follow up with a fax

and ask for George Michael's
entire thing back?

Oh, it's you.

(chuckles awkwardly)

Look, I'm sorry I tore
into you last night,

but, you know,
even a happy heckler

can mess up
a comedian's set.

It's all about timing.

Right. I,
I totally understand.

Uh, my bad.

But you are funny.

-I am?
-Yeah.

Hey, Alice,
Lindsay's here.

Sydney: They're here.
They're...

uh, here.

-Hey.
-Lindsay: Hey.

I was just telling
your friend she's funny.

-Alice: Yeah.
-Avery: Oh, yeah.
She's a stand-up.

-So are, so are we.
-Oh.

I haven't technically
stood up, yet.

Well, she does hilarious bits
on Insta, though.

-You should check her out.
-All right.

Hey, do you think that
we could get a picture?

-Sure.
-(nervous chuckles)

Let's do this.

-Ooh! Uh!
-Hey, can you take
a picture of us?

-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Love it.

-Okay, guys.
-(shutter clicks)

woman: Smile.

Okay, so don't screw up
my set tonight.

I won't. Thanks!

-Bye!
-She won't!

Lindsay Brady.
Lindsay Brady!

That was
Lindsay Brady!

Oh, my gosh, look!

Oh, my gosh,
I look good.

Hey.

Hey.

So, I did the interview.

How'd it go?

I don't know.
I haven't looked at it yet.

Can you just tell me
if it's good or bad?

'Cause I don't want
to look at it.

"Bold AF LA Artist

"Everyone Will Be
Talking About,

If They Aren't Already."

Gael (laughing):
Are you kidding me?

"Everything about the work
of Gael Martinez shows

"the promise of an artist
ready to break out

"and shake up
the art world.

If you don't know him now,
you will."

(exclaims excitedly)

(laughs)

Oh, my God.

We have to celebrate!

With everyone.

-(cell phone buzzing)
-Oh, give me a second.

-Hey.
-Elijah: (over phone)
Did you see it?

-Gael: (over phone) I did.
-Elijah: I told you!

I can't believe it!

I really can't.

-I can.
-Thank you.

This is because of you.

Oh, all I did was turn them on
to a talented artist.

You did everything else.

But look, I'm taking you
out to celebrate.

So, uh, get ready and meet me
at Perch in 20 minutes.

Hey, so Elijah wanted to--

Yeah, no, you should go
celebrate with him.

Have fun!

You wanna pick this up
tomorrow night?

Sure.

All right.
(inhales sharply)

(shrieks)

I have got those
fabric swatches for you.

Dope. Just, uh, leave 'em
on my desk.

I'll get to 'em tomorrow.

-Wait, did you frame that?
-(Elijah chuckles)

Gael did, as a thank you
for Jazmin's dress.

Okay, but does he know that
you paid for that review?

No, and he's not going to
because I paid for his, too.

Oh, how much did that cost you?

You have got it bad
for that boy.

Look, it wasn't
about publicity for him,

he just needed
a confidence boost.

(Naveen chuckles)

And, uh, seriously,
he can never know.

(cell phone chimes)

Washed up in places
I never gave permission.

But I'll tell you one thing,
I've never been more radiant.

-So I'm from Arizona.
-(crowd cheering, applauding)

Okay, take it easy.

It's not a choice,
I was born this way.

It's a tough place to be from,
took us ten years...

-Hey.
-...to recognize MLK Day.

Oh.
(chuckles)

Is that Lindsay's Insta?

Um, yeah.

They followed me.

Oh.

And they liked
one of my videos!

The one where I'm the old lady
who's pissed at the bidet.

(chuckles)

-That's great.
-Yeah, it is.

Um, it's a major promotion,
you know.

Okay.

Okay?
What does that mean?

It means,
they totally humiliated you,

in front of everyone
at their show last night.

And now, because
they're following you,

suddenly all is forgiven?

They actually apologized.

They were there again tonight,
and we ran into each other
in the restroom,

and at first,
they were like, "It's you!"

I was like, "Oh, shit!"
(chuckles)

But then,
they were really nice,

and they actually said
I was funny.

And did you... happen
to mention your partner,

who they totally burned?

No.
(chuckles)

That didn't come up.

Look, it's not like
we're BFFs.

They just liked
one of my videos,

and this could be
really good exposure for me

in the comedy world.

You're the one who told me
to go back out there

and make connections.

Lindsay Brady is
a huge connection.

I know that.

I just don't trust them...

and I want you
to be careful.

I will.

This is a big deal.

Well, they think you're funny,

so at least they have
good taste.

I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.

(cell phone chimes)

(both laughing)

Mariana: I guess
I should have just told him

that I was having drinks
with Evan in the first place,

but he's already so jealous
of him as it is.

Are you going to keep helping
Evan with his dating profile?

I guess.

He was so cute,
and I feel bad for him.

Why don't you just tell Raj that
that's what it was all about.

I said I wouldn't
tell anyone.

Yeah, but he's your boyfriend,

and you have
to be honest with him.

Right.
(sighs)

How's your boyfriend?

Divestments, selling off
underperforming units,

layoffs,
some tax shelter work.

Cynthia: We had to get our son
a tutor for the ISEEs.

Oh, us too. Dylan wants
to go to Harvard-Westlake.

Callie: What kind of law
do you practice?

Man: I mostly fight
government regulation

of antitrust
or anticompetitive practices

of the corporations
we represent.

-Uh, what's the ISEEs?
-Independent School
Entrance Exams.

-It's worse than the SATs.
-Yeah, but you don't want to
send your kids to public school.

We went with Duchateau floors

which our interior designer
insisted on,

but her installer
glued them down

instead of nailing,
and now they're buckling.

Oh, no.

Yes!
(sighs)

Luckily, we're going
to Napa for two weeks

while they rip them out,
but it is still a nightmare.

Cynthia: Napa is beautiful
this time of year.

Oh, I know.

You know, I thought I was busy
when I was working,

but this remodel
has been so stressful.

I really need a vacation.

(talking indistinctly)

Jamie: Callie?

There you are.

Everything okay?

No.

No, I'm scared.

I'm never going
to fit into your world,

and I don't want to.

I don't want to quit
my career

to raise our kids
and remodel our home.

I can't be the wife you need
to succeed in all of this.

I love you...

but I don't think
we want the same things.

There you are.

Everything okay?

Yeah. I was just taking
a break.

Uh, we can get out of here
if you're ready?

-Sure, if you are.
-Mm-hmm.

You never answered
my question.

I am a registered Republican,

but I didn't vote
for the current president.

We're fine.

(door opens)

(clears throat)

It's like deja vu
all over again.

He really needs to invest
in some serious curtains.

I think he's really
into this one.

Well, I'm not sticking around
for the show this time.

Mariana?

All right, coming.