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♪ Do you wait ♪
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♪ True goddess like you never left ♪
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♪ Put me on the cross and spit
the nails out and resurrect ♪
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♪ Hip hop, hip hop they
begging me to bring it back ♪
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♪ Feet up on the throne feel the power ♪
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- Yeah.
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- How's the Donaldson audit coming?
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- Almost done.
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- Thanks.
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- Hey!
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- Oh, hey, how you doing?
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- No, I told you, how
you doing?
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- Why do you always think
that's so hilarious?
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- Because it is.
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Joey was so cute and funny.
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Come on, "Friends" was awesome, right?
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- You mean that show
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where only white people are in New York?
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- Whatever.
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So?
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- So I guess the Q3
numbers are a little off
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but I'm just gonna change
some things in there.
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- What, no, no, no.
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Aren't you gonna ask me about my trip?
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- Hey, you've been gone?
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I didn't even notice, oh.
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- Oh, okay, yes I've been gone.
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Check that shit out.
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- Oh damn.
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You get that close to a grizzly bear?
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- Yup.
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- That's stupid.
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- I know, it's pretty sweet, right?
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- No, I don't mean like your
a millennial cool hip stupid,
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I mean that's really stupid.
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Those things can kill you.
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- What, no.
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Joe, there's a ranger present.
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And you know, there's
so much salmon around,
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those bears don't even care we're there.
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God, seeing those bears
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in the wild like that, life changing.
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- Well, I'd never do that.
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- Awesome.
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Is it up on the server?
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- Up and ready to be seen.
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- Hey, question.
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Can't you force Joe to take vacation time?
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I mean, before he completely
loses any semblance
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of a life?
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- Well then who's gonna
make up for all your work?
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Are you flipping me of, Amelia?
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- Maybe.
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- You have been taking a
lot of vacation time lately.
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I mean even for you.
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- Hey, there's a lot to see out there.
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We're not getting any younger.
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Especially you, grandpa.
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- That's easy for you to say, miss no kids
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and no infirm mom to take care of.
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- Okay you know what, will you stop that?
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You treat your divorce like
it is the end of your life.
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Ever just thought of it as a restart?
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What, we're not in the
final act of Joe's life,
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it's just act two.
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- Joe is fine.
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Joe doesn't need Amelia's judgment.
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- Well it's Joe's storm
'cause he created it.
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Joe needs to get his ass out and about.
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- I've been charged with making sure
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there's universal format for
our nomenclature this year.
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So I may need one or more
persons to help, thanks.
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- What's Amelia doing?
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- Amelia is just typing
a letter to Carol for Joe
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because Amelia knows Joe likes her.
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- What's Amelia talking about?
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Amelia has to stop.
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- Amelia sees how Joe lights
up when he talks to Carol
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so she's just helping Joe get on it.
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- Joe doesn't need Amelia's help.
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- How does Amelia send this thing?
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- Joe's getting really agitated.
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- Okay, Joe needs to calm down.
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- Amelia needs to stop.
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- Okay Amelia will stop in two seconds,
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once she figures out how
do you send this thing.
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- Amelia, no, no, no.
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Oh!
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- I don't know.
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There's just this
vertigo I've been getting
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every once in a while.
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- When did that start?
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- I don't know, sometime
after the thing with my wife.
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- Ah, divorce.
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I think that's the word
you're looking for.
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- It only happens when I
get stressed out about stuff
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like when someone tries, emails
off my phone without asking.
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- Oh come on.
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Amelia was just trying to help Joe out.
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- Look, I'm just not ready for that
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looking for a new mate
thing right now, okay?
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- Ugh, give me a break.
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You got to break out of
this cycle of nonexistence.
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Seriously, man up, Joe.
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If you're not gonna go
out and meet people, fine.
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But you need to go out into the wild
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and find your inner Joe.
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- Inner?
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I get out, I mean I,
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I went on that trip to
Grand Canyon, remember that?
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- I do remember that.
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That's that Costco tour that you took
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with your parents in a bus
full of old Asian people.
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You sat on the bus and then
got out to see the canyon,
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and then McDonalds.
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- First of all, let me tell you
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there was at least,
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one or two people that weren't retired yet
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in that bus, okay?
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- Yeah, you were one of them.
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- And second of all, I'm not like you.
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I don't like backpacking
out to some remote canyon
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so I get trapped by a boulder
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and I have to cut my arm off with a pen.
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- What?
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Did you recently watch 127 hours?
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- Yes.
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- But, the
scenery in that movie.
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Epic slot canyons.
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That was awesome.
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- Yes, that was cool, okay?
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- Yes it was.
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Yes it was.
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You even watched that movie
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and I'm telling you,
you can experience that
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really, really easily.
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I can give you a list
of like a dozen places
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that you can go to.
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You just have to walk for a few minutes
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and you find yourself in
these god-amazing places.
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They're really easy adventures.
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- What, you got a
commission from the national
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park service or something?
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- I actually really like that,
really easy adventures, hmm.
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- All right, can we talk
about something else please?
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- Okay.
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Um, tell me what you believe in.
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- What?
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- Like do you support any causes?
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- I don't know, I guess I buy a calendar
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from the World Wildlife Fund every year.
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- You do?
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That's so adorable, Joe.
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- Oh my god.
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- Oh little animal lover Joe.
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Why are you staring at
your finger like a weirdo?
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Oh my god.
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- You talking about like
royalty clean old white guy
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or was he like dirty
commoner old white guy?
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- Hmm, I think royalty.
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'Cause he was with the queen.
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And this other old bearded
hunchback white guy.
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- Oh you're probably thinking
about her right hand man,
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the mad scientist kind of guy.
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- Oh, yeah, I can't keep up.
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- Why don't you just quit?
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- What?
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- Yeah I mean, you'd make
like a great naturalist
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or a trail guide or something.
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Why are you crunching numbers for the man?
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- I guess I never really knew what else
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I wanted to do.
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Yeah, everybody just told me
I should do something secure
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and practical like accounting.
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- What you have Asian parents too?
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- Hah, yeah.
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Oh and then you know Austin
really wanted that big house
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so kinda had to take this
job so we could afford it.
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- Makes sense.
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- Yeah, I guess it does.
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Except now I sit in my cubicle
everyday hating myself, so.
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- Well, hating yourself everyday
doesn't seem very healthy.
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- Why not, you do it.
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- I don't hate myself,
I like working here.
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- Oh, you hate yourself.
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You just don't realize it but I see it.
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This place crushes souls
into tiny little specks.
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- Well, if you're so enlightened,
why don't you just quit?
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Mostly so you can stop
pestering me about my life.
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Grandpa, you okay?
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- Shut up.
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Actually, I need to work
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so that I can pay for
all the awesome traveling
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that I've been doing.
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God I bet you're sitting
on a bunch of savings
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and vacation pay 'cause you
live in the office 24-7.
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- Not quite.
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All this money I'm
supposed to be sitting on
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is going towards alimony
and mortgage for a house
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I don't live in anymore
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and medical stuff for my
mom so she can breathe.
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- Oh god, you always say that.
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Like you enjoy wallowing
in this pit of no life.
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- Oh yeah, I love spending every day
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getting bullied by my
domineering alien mother.
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Well, I guess it did work for
Norman Bates in Psycho, right?
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I mean he's normal, he's cool, right?
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- You're stupid.
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- Hi mom, hi dad.
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- Joe, where have you been?
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My oxygen tank is almost empty.
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You want me to die?
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- If I wanted you to die,
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I wouldn't be paying for all this stuff
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to keep you alive now, would I?
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Besides you have like half
day left on your tank.
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- Oh, maybe, how do you know?
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The new tanks were delivered this morning.
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- Dad why can't you do this again?
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- I can't really turn the
knob with my right hand.
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- Dad's right, you should
move in here, help us out.
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- Well, if I do that, mom,
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then eventually I'd have to kill myself
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and you'd have no one around to help.
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- Oh stop talking stupid.
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You know, the new neighbors,
they moved in last week.
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A bunch of Indians.
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They have a dog, it
barks and barks all night
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driving me crazy, right Ming?
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- Huh, what?
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- Dog, the stupid dog next door.
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- Give him samosa,
it's a curry dog, you know?
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- What curry dog?
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- I like the smell of curry.
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- Hey Joe, how's it going?
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Chicken combo, steamed veggies and fries?
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- Have I ordered that before?
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- Let me get a chicken combo,
steamed veggies and fries.
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- They've
come across the lake
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from very far away,
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from any other sight that we've
seen through our time show.
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They're forming this for quite a while.
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The lions are closing in on a
leopard that's killed a young,
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- Hello?
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Hey.
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- Daddy!
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- Hey, goofball.
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Ready to see the awesome dentist?
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- I don't like the dentist,
I don't want to go.
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- That's just great.
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Oh look, look what I got you,
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a book about the stars.
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- Oh, cool dad.
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- Cool.
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Uh, hey Joyce.
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- Hey.
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- So what'd you do to the front yard?
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It's all different.
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- Oh yeah just some stuff
I wanted to change up
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for a little while.
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Um hey, thank you for taking him.
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I completely forgot about it.
263
00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:32,970
- That's fine, just next time,
264
00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:34,590
just give me earlier notice.
265
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,640
- Yeah, okay, sorry.
266
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,900
So just remember, after the
dentist, straight to school
267
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,340
and then my mom's gonna pick him up.
268
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,173
- Oh, okay.
269
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,403
I could take him if you want.
270
00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:43,510
- No, no, it's fine.
271
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,930
Wilson's been looking
forward to hanging out
272
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with my parents.
273
00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:47,200
- Actually, I'd rather--
274
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,033
- Wilson.
275
00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:51,430
- Well, I mean, if Wilson wants
to come with me, it's cool.
276
00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:53,830
- No, no, my parents haven't
seen him for a few weeks
277
00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,433
and they really wanna
see him, so, it's fine.
278
00:10:58,370 --> 00:10:59,520
- All right, okay fine.
279
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:07,400
- Okay, great, thank you.
280
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And I will see you tomorrow
night, honey bunny.
281
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,243
Listen to Nana, okay?
282
00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:30,250
- Mom's going to hang out
with Doug in Palm Springs.
283
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,083
- Who?
284
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,570
- That's her new friend
she hangs out with.
285
00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:34,320
I wasn't supposed to tell you that.
286
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:41,740
- Hey Wilson, why don't
you check out your book
287
00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:42,663
about the stars?
288
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:45,993
Wilson?
289
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,643
Wilson.
290
00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:09,188
Okay.
291
00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:13,248
Hey.
- Hey.
292
00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:14,850
- You're like the last person
I thought I'd find here
293
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,700
unusually early in the morning.
294
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:20,090
- Yeah, it's sad, right,
I'm becoming like you.
295
00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:20,923
- Oh, I see.
296
00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:21,756
What, you take the afternoon off
297
00:12:21,756 --> 00:12:24,792
and go ride polar bears in
Antarctica or something?
298
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,432
- There are no polar
bears in the Antarctic.
299
00:12:27,432 --> 00:12:29,534
- Right.
300
00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:33,678
- No, I just needed to
get out of the house.
301
00:12:33,678 --> 00:12:34,970
- You all right?
302
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:35,803
- Yeah.
303
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,007
Yeah, I'm fine.
304
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,350
Just couldn't deal with
Austin this morning,
305
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,983
so I had to get out.
306
00:12:45,502 --> 00:12:48,920
- Um, you wanna talk about it?
307
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,993
- No, no I'm fine.
308
00:12:52,942 --> 00:12:53,942
- All right.
309
00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,000
- Why are you here this early?
310
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,170
- Well I'm hear because Joyce browbeat me
311
00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,600
to take the kid to the dentist at 6:30
312
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,477
in the morning.
313
00:13:04,477 --> 00:13:06,220
- Mm, you know since you're divorced
314
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,480
she shouldn't be able
to browbeat you anymore.
315
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,087
- Oh, thanks for
emasculating me even further.
316
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,760
- You guys done with the copier?
317
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,983
- Um yeah.
- Hey Joe.
318
00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:26,257
- Hey, how you doing.
319
00:13:26,257 --> 00:13:27,850
- And Amelia.
320
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,350
Unusual seeing you here
this early in the morning.
321
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,080
- Really, Tanner?
322
00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:37,075
- I think I'm done.
323
00:13:38,757 --> 00:13:41,007
♪ Oooh aah ♪
324
00:13:51,471 --> 00:13:56,087
♪ Oooh life ♪
325
00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:58,254
♪ Goes on ♪
326
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- In the winter I
wanna help with the hernia
327
00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:08,110
and take away that risk
328
00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:10,660
but I don't wanna do any harm.
329
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,160
- She said she'd been
seeing Austin for months
330
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,480
and had no idea that
he was already married
331
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,323
until she saw us together.
332
00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:27,650
And she was so shocked
and so mad, and,
333
00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:33,740
I just looked through his browser history
334
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,562
and he'd been on all these dating sites.
335
00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:37,960
- Oh man.
336
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,833
- And it just came just
sort of crashing down on me.
337
00:14:47,351 --> 00:14:49,018
- I'm sorry, Amelia.
338
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:54,710
Hey, it's gonna be okay.
339
00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:58,204
- I know we had problems but,
340
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,870
I never thought he would
do something like this.
341
00:15:03,874 --> 00:15:05,492
- Yeah.
342
00:15:05,492 --> 00:15:07,175
- I just feel so stupid.
343
00:15:07,175 --> 00:15:08,573
- No.
344
00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,060
Look, things happen, all right?
345
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:12,410
Just, it'll be all right.
346
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,403
Just give some time, all right?
347
00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:16,846
It'll be okay.
348
00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:17,679
- Okay.
349
00:15:23,513 --> 00:15:24,663
I can trust you, right?
350
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:27,783
- Yeah.
351
00:15:28,957 --> 00:15:30,290
Yeah, of course.
352
00:16:01,976 --> 00:16:02,809
Hey.
353
00:16:04,348 --> 00:16:05,598
And she's gone.
354
00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:19,030
Shit!
355
00:16:23,697 --> 00:16:24,530
Come on.
356
00:17:27,873 --> 00:17:30,123
- Hey, Joe.
- Hey, what's up?
357
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:35,450
So uh, what's up with the
police looking guy over there?
358
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:38,130
- Oh, you mean the actual police?
359
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,850
Yeah, they're here about Amelia.
360
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,500
She took that week off a couple weeks ago
361
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,500
but we haven't heard from her since.
362
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,860
You still haven't talked to her, have you?
363
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:45,693
- No.
364
00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:46,526
Usually when she goes on vacation
365
00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:48,200
she just lords it over me
366
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,581
and I didn't even know she was gone.
367
00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:52,313
Actually, I'm kind of worried about her.
368
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:57,440
- Look, she didn't ever
mention anything to you
369
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,730
about taking money from the company?
370
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:01,930
- What, like embezzling?
371
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:04,260
No, I mean you don't think
she could do something
372
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,093
like that, do you?
373
00:18:05,093 --> 00:18:07,570
- Actually, we kind of know she did.
374
00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:08,930
A few weeks back they were doing
375
00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:10,740
regularly internal audits and discovered
376
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,340
about $30,000 missing.
377
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:14,930
- Jesus, seriously?
378
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:18,120
- Well, she actually sent the
money to various charities
379
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,250
in our name.
380
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,460
- Well, how do you know it was her?
381
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:23,640
- She put her name down
as the contact person.
382
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,810
She sent money to places
like the Sierra Club,
383
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:27,426
the World Wildlife Foundation.
384
00:18:28,259 --> 00:18:29,940
Whoah, whoah, whoah, dude, are you okay?
385
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,623
- Uh yeah, yeah, I just,
386
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,442
just surprised that she'd
do something like that.
387
00:18:35,442 --> 00:18:37,030
Are you gonna get the money back?
388
00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:38,800
- Are you kidding?
389
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,360
If word gout out that we were taking money
390
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,380
back from charities, that
would be very embarrassing
391
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:44,230
for the company.
392
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:46,722
Nah, I mean, we can afford it.
393
00:18:46,722 --> 00:18:48,467
It's just a write off,
I'm sure she knew that.
394
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:50,717
I'm actually impressed
with her little stunt.
395
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,423
- Uh, thanks.
396
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,690
- All right.
397
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:40,900
Thank you very much.
398
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,900
- Good luck.
399
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,776
- Hey.
400
00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:04,803
- Can I help you?
401
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,090
- Yeah, you're Austin, right?
402
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:08,374
- Yeah, yeah.
403
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,670
Do I know you?
404
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:11,030
- I don't think so.
405
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:14,739
I'm Joe, I work with Amelia
over at Kentex International.
406
00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:16,097
Actually I'm here because
407
00:20:16,097 --> 00:20:18,370
you know she hasn't been
around for the past few weeks
408
00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:21,034
and everyone at work's
kind of worried about her.
409
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,150
Do you have any idea where she might be?
410
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,360
- Yeah, see that's the thing.
411
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,290
I'm not so sure myself.
412
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:29,750
See she's been going
on these travels lately
413
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,580
so at first I wasn't too worried
414
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:33,963
but this time she's,
415
00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:37,133
she's been gone a while.
416
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:41,233
I don't know where she went or why.
417
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:44,573
- Really, you have no idea why.
418
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:48,120
- Well you know Amelia, she gets these,
419
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,850
these crazy ideas in her head.
420
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:52,253
- Yeah like maybe you sleeping around?
421
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,183
- Excuse me?
422
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:59,550
- Uh yeah I think you heard me.
423
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,530
- Maybe you should leave.
424
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:03,395
- Maybe you should stop being an asshole.
425
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,478
- Hey, you got a problem?
426
00:21:07,753 --> 00:21:08,814
- Oh jeez.
427
00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:09,647
Oh god.
428
00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:10,570
- Hey, hey calm down,
calm down, all right?
429
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,403
I don't wanna hurt you, okay?
430
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,480
- Okay.
431
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,440
- Look, if you're calm,
I'm gonna let you go,
432
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,273
all right?
- Okay, okay.
433
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:16,106
- You calm?
434
00:21:16,106 --> 00:21:16,939
- Yeah, yeah.
435
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,150
Jesus.
436
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:20,983
- God.
437
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,940
Look, I'm not proud of what I did.
438
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,410
- Look, I don't have to
hear any of this, right?
439
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,293
- Look, I just,
440
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,580
I couldn't connect with her anymore.
441
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,130
I reacted badly.
442
00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:35,580
I mean this last year, she's,
443
00:21:36,474 --> 00:21:38,070
she's been a loner.
444
00:21:38,070 --> 00:21:39,290
- Wait, what do you mean?
445
00:21:39,290 --> 00:21:40,763
- I mean she has no friends.
446
00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:44,500
I try and take her to parties and hang out
447
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,093
with my buddies, but she just,
448
00:21:47,110 --> 00:21:49,580
she just quiet, she
doesn't talk to anyone.
449
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,560
- Wait, Amelia not talking?
450
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,613
- Yeah, isn't that,
451
00:21:53,594 --> 00:21:54,970
isn't that how she is at the office?
452
00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:56,143
- Uh, not really.
453
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,033
- Yeah.
454
00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:05,503
Yeah, she,
455
00:22:06,850 --> 00:22:08,400
she used to be happy around me.
456
00:22:11,932 --> 00:22:14,307
Have you ever had someone
just stop loving you?
457
00:22:18,053 --> 00:22:18,970
- Um, yeah.
458
00:22:51,909 --> 00:22:52,920
- What?
459
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,982
Why do you have to go?
460
00:22:53,982 --> 00:22:54,815
- Just for a few days, mom.
461
00:22:54,815 --> 00:22:55,730
I'll stop by on my way back.
462
00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:57,177
- You want me to die?
463
00:22:57,177 --> 00:22:59,020
- You're not gonna die, all right?
464
00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,050
You're set for at least a week
465
00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:02,050
and Jim from next door is gonna come by.
466
00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:03,750
- I don't want him to be here, he smokes.
467
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,520
- He's not gonna smoke
in the house, all right.
468
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,213
Look, it's the best I could
do last minute, I'm sorry.
469
00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:13,103
- What's wrong?
470
00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:15,823
- Oh, nothing, I'm just
catching my breath.
471
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,300
- Where are you going?
472
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,090
- I just gotta go, mom.
473
00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:22,840
- What, you don't have to go!
474
00:23:35,809 --> 00:23:38,213
- Ugh, dammit, stupid vertigo.
475
00:23:58,790 --> 00:24:02,373
Well, let's do this.
476
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,710
- My dear old man Joe,
477
00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:11,870
I have compiled a series of places
478
00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:13,280
that I think you should get out to
479
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,250
so you can have some easy adventures.
480
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,730
I've set up a few general rules
481
00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:20,020
as to what an easy adventure is.
482
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:22,370
One, it has to be some place out in nature
483
00:24:22,370 --> 00:24:23,850
that is unique and amazing.
484
00:24:23,850 --> 00:24:26,522
Like make you feel you are
in another world amazing.
485
00:24:26,522 --> 00:24:29,150
Two, it should be relatively easy.
486
00:24:29,150 --> 00:24:31,670
No long brutal hikes, no
big mountains to climb,
487
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:32,920
no crazy equipment,
488
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,240
and definitely no open desert bike riding
489
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,590
so you can fall into a canyon
490
00:24:36,590 --> 00:24:38,092
and have to cut off your arm.
491
00:24:38,092 --> 00:24:41,030
And three, you should be kind of alone
492
00:24:41,030 --> 00:24:42,130
on these adventures.
493
00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,380
No big touristy crowds
that totally takes away
494
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:45,560
from the experience.
495
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,890
There are a few exceptions
because some places
496
00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:49,470
you just have to see.
497
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,930
Generally though, if it's
gonna feel like an adventure
498
00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:54,123
it needs to be just you and nature.
499
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:15,163
- Can I help you?
500
00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:17,900
- Actually, I'm not sure.
501
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,443
- You staying here?
502
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:21,583
- I don't know.
503
00:25:23,018 --> 00:25:26,980
You know, can you tell me if
you've seen this girl around?
504
00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:29,240
- Uh, you Chinese?
505
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,250
- What?
506
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,010
- Chinese, you a Chinese guy?
507
00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:34,240
- Yeah, Chinese-American.
508
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,123
Why?
509
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,250
- Your friend left that,
510
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,230
said a Chinese guy
named Joe might show up.
511
00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:43,530
Give him that.
512
00:25:43,530 --> 00:25:44,580
- How long ago was she here?
513
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:45,900
- A while ago.
514
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,160
- Did you talk to her by any chance?
515
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,480
What was she doing, you know?
516
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,160
- I don't know, I just check people in
517
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,140
and check people out.
518
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:52,380
I don't follow them.
519
00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,480
People seem to find that creepy.
520
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,064
- Yeah, I mean.
521
00:25:56,064 --> 00:25:57,533
- Well go ahead, take it.
522
00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:01,590
- Just kind of weird.
523
00:26:01,590 --> 00:26:03,673
- Yeah that's pretty
much what I'm thinking.
524
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,680
All righty, why don't you give me a ID
525
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,633
and a credit card and I'll
see if I can find you a room.
526
00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:10,120
- Finally able to get up close,
527
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,830
Michelle will first determine
528
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:14,410
whether the reindeer can
handle another major surgery.
529
00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:15,780
- Newly green news.
530
00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:19,140
We know people love getting
extra large coffee sizes.
531
00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:23,223
That's why we're making available
our extra large tumbler.
532
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:26,640
- Dude, Keyhole was dope.
533
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,205
We gotta do that again.
534
00:27:28,205 --> 00:27:29,038
- No, Keyhole Canyon is done.
535
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,510
Let's move on to some other Zion stuff
536
00:27:30,510 --> 00:27:31,660
like my bro told me.
537
00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:34,010
You could actually rappel
down Orderville Canyon
538
00:27:34,010 --> 00:27:35,390
and end up at the Narrows.
539
00:27:35,390 --> 00:27:36,350
It's pretty sick, right?
540
00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:37,183
- Sweet.
541
00:27:37,183 --> 00:27:38,200
- Uh, excuse me.
542
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,900
Did you say something about the Narrows?
543
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,150
- Yeah.
544
00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:44,440
- What exactly is the Narrows?
545
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,604
- It's pretty awesome.
546
00:27:45,604 --> 00:27:47,410
You hike through this big ass canyon
547
00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:49,900
with these walls that like go on forever.
548
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,430
- Like red rock skyscrapers,
549
00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:53,020
like Lord of the Rings kind of stuff.
550
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,100
- Yeah if you start at the bottom
551
00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:55,510
it's pretty much all nice and flat.
552
00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:56,550
That's what most people do.
553
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,010
You know, a lot of families and stuff.
554
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:02,100
- But if you wanna go 127
hours, like slot canyon crazy,
555
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:02,933
I could tell you--
556
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:03,966
- Uh no no no no no.
557
00:28:03,966 --> 00:28:05,300
No 127 hours action.
558
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,523
I'm good with flat families.
559
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,283
- The Narrow's still pretty awesome.
560
00:28:10,283 --> 00:28:12,290
Just go to the visitors center
561
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:13,350
and there are shuttles to take you
562
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:14,810
to the Narrows trailhead.
563
00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:16,730
- Cool, thanks, I'll do that.
564
00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:19,090
You guys on vacation or something?
565
00:28:19,090 --> 00:28:20,700
- Oh yeah, we're buds from high school.
566
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,240
We try to do one of these trips every year
567
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,073
when we get a break.
568
00:28:23,073 --> 00:28:25,230
- Or at least until one
of us gets a real job.
569
00:28:25,230 --> 00:28:27,268
- Yeah, I remember those days.
570
00:28:27,268 --> 00:28:30,810
So what kind of real job
you guys looking for?
571
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:32,281
- Well I don't think we know yet, right?
572
00:28:32,281 --> 00:28:34,210
We're just trying to
explore as much as we can
573
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:36,920
until we find something
to be excited about.
574
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,945
- Yeah, it's cool.
575
00:28:37,945 --> 00:28:39,980
- Back when I was in college,
576
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:41,527
I was the same way guys were, you know.
577
00:28:41,527 --> 00:28:43,270
Get out of school, I was all fired up
578
00:28:43,270 --> 00:28:45,290
to go change the world, you know,
579
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,210
and do something cool.
580
00:28:47,210 --> 00:28:48,550
- Yeah?
581
00:28:48,550 --> 00:28:49,900
So what'd you end up doing?
582
00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:54,647
- Well, I guess, instead
I became an accountant.
583
00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:57,360
- All right, so accounting was your thing
584
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,463
to be excited about?
585
00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:01,440
- Uh, actually I don't know.
586
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:05,500
I mean ever since it was a great job
587
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,430
and I was good at it, but,
588
00:29:08,430 --> 00:29:10,620
I guess even if you're good at something
589
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:12,409
you don't always love it, right?
590
00:29:12,409 --> 00:29:13,383
- Right.
591
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,050
- Well you're here now, right?
592
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:19,883
- Yeah.
593
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,100
- Are you ready for
adventure and natural wonder?
594
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,560
- Yeah, you know what, I think I am.
595
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,540
Hearing you guys talk about it
596
00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:26,010
I think I'm getting all psyched up
597
00:29:26,010 --> 00:29:27,268
to go hike the Narrows.
598
00:29:27,268 --> 00:29:28,930
- Bravo.
- There we go.
599
00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:29,800
See you there.
600
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,780
- Thanks.
601
00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:32,190
- Yeah so what kind of shoes do you have
602
00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:33,310
to hike the narrows?
603
00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:35,440
- Oh, well I just brought these.
604
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,273
Is this cool?
605
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,500
- Oh, yeah, those aren't gonna do it, man.
606
00:29:54,153 --> 00:29:57,716
- Right now it's about 9:30.
607
00:30:44,773 --> 00:30:46,335
- Oh, excuse me.
608
00:30:46,335 --> 00:30:49,387
Do you know where the
trail for the Narrows is?
609
00:30:49,387 --> 00:30:50,603
- You're looking at it.
610
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,700
- The Narrows, baby.
611
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,370
An easy hike to the entrance
612
00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:21,370
of some of the most gorgeous
towering walls of rock
613
00:31:21,370 --> 00:31:23,320
you'll ever see in the world.
614
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,830
The hike is both amazing and fun
615
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:27,710
which is why I think you'll love it.
616
00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:30,610
Because how often do you
get to hike in the water?
617
00:31:30,610 --> 00:31:33,070
Okay, so it's a little
too popular with tourists
618
00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:35,400
for my taste, but there's nothing like it.
619
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,221
And you can hike for miles
as long as you can stand
620
00:31:37,221 --> 00:31:38,720
because it's all flat.
621
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,250
The further out you hike,
the less people there will be
622
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:43,180
and the more awesome it gets.
623
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:45,560
Best of all, there aren't any places
624
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,830
you can get trapped and have
to cut off your arm to escape.
625
00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:50,090
Easy adventure.
626
00:31:50,090 --> 00:31:51,900
Just hike in the water for a ways
627
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:54,380
and then it hits you.
628
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,260
You look up and you're thinking,
629
00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:58,950
oh my god, these walls.
630
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:00,663
These canyon walls.
631
00:32:02,538 --> 00:32:07,538
♪ But I cannot like that one ♪
632
00:32:08,778 --> 00:32:13,118
♪ I am lost but I came towards the sun ♪
633
00:32:13,118 --> 00:32:16,058
♪ If I could be like that ♪
634
00:32:16,058 --> 00:32:19,137
♪ If I could go this distance ♪
635
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:22,298
♪ If I could scale these walls ♪
636
00:32:22,298 --> 00:32:25,600
♪ I could be so much more than this ♪
637
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:30,320
♪ To be like that I would do ♪
638
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,200
♪ Anything ♪
639
00:32:56,550 --> 00:32:58,534
♪ To be like that ♪
640
00:32:58,534 --> 00:33:01,750
♪ If I could come this distance ♪
641
00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:04,491
♪ Let me scale these walls ♪
642
00:33:04,491 --> 00:33:08,250
♪ It could be so much more than this ♪
643
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:10,293
♪ To be like that ♪
644
00:33:10,293 --> 00:33:14,388
♪ I would do anything ♪
645
00:33:14,388 --> 00:33:16,752
♪ If I could be like that ♪
646
00:33:16,752 --> 00:33:19,734
♪ If I could go this distance ♪
647
00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:22,610
♪ If I could scale these walls ♪
648
00:33:22,610 --> 00:33:26,272
♪ I could be so much more than this ♪
649
00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:31,272
♪ If I could be like that ♪
650
00:33:32,230 --> 00:33:37,230
♪ If I could be like that ♪
651
00:33:38,134 --> 00:33:41,190
♪ If I could be like that ♪
652
00:33:41,190 --> 00:33:44,357
♪ I would do anything ♪
653
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,048
- Joe, hi!
654
00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:20,330
If you're watching this,
that means you made it.
655
00:35:20,330 --> 00:35:21,860
Oh my god!
656
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:23,610
That is so awesome.
657
00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:27,020
Okay, admit it.
658
00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:30,042
Once you got out into the
water and into the Narrows
659
00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:33,590
it blew you away, right?
660
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,470
Anyway, man.
661
00:35:35,470 --> 00:35:39,410
It was really damn funny
to see you open my letter.
662
00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:42,660
Okay, look, I hacked into
the company mainframe
663
00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:45,789
and I turned on your webcam.
664
00:35:45,789 --> 00:35:50,789
Eh, bet you think I could do
that shit, huh?
665
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:55,149
Dude, the look on your
face, you were like, what?
666
00:35:55,149 --> 00:35:56,330
What's happening?
667
00:35:56,330 --> 00:35:58,970
So confused.
668
00:35:58,970 --> 00:36:01,023
Oh god, it was priceless, it really was.
669
00:36:05,010 --> 00:36:08,610
Well, I chose the Narrows first
670
00:36:08,610 --> 00:36:11,650
because I knew there would
be other people around
671
00:36:11,650 --> 00:36:15,848
so you wouldn't feel all scared
getting into the water alone
672
00:36:15,848 --> 00:36:17,553
like the wuss that you are.
673
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,410
But the next place you have to find
674
00:36:21,410 --> 00:36:23,920
won't have as many people, okay?
675
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,290
It'll just be you and mother nature.
676
00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:32,460
I want you to be a traveler,
not a tourist, okay?
677
00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:35,130
Okay, keep going.
678
00:36:35,130 --> 00:36:36,424
For me.
679
00:36:36,424 --> 00:36:37,257
Bye.
680
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,946
♪ Ride a man to get away from me ♪
681
00:37:03,946 --> 00:37:05,344
♪ See see that to me ♪
682
00:37:05,344 --> 00:37:06,788
♪ Never take it from me ♪
683
00:37:06,788 --> 00:37:09,444
♪ See run or not to get away from me ♪
684
00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:10,847
♪ See see that to me ♪
685
00:37:10,847 --> 00:37:12,366
♪ Never take it from me ♪
686
00:37:12,366 --> 00:37:15,028
♪ Run a man to get away from me ♪
687
00:37:15,028 --> 00:37:16,426
♪ See see that to me ♪
688
00:37:16,426 --> 00:37:17,946
♪ Never take it from me ♪
689
00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:20,767
♪ Run or man to get away from me ♪
690
00:37:20,767 --> 00:37:22,124
♪ See see that to me ♪
691
00:37:22,124 --> 00:37:24,106
♪ Never take it from me ♪
692
00:37:34,963 --> 00:37:37,002
♪ I didn't want to, to
leave you down south ♪
693
00:37:37,002 --> 00:37:38,739
♪ When I said that I will call you ♪
694
00:37:38,739 --> 00:37:40,544
♪ Squeeze you a little bit of love ♪
695
00:37:40,544 --> 00:37:41,683
♪ I didn't want to ♪
696
00:37:46,344 --> 00:37:48,262
♪ I didn't want to, to
leave you down south ♪
697
00:37:48,262 --> 00:37:50,310
♪ When I said that I would call ♪
698
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:51,670
- Tanner here.
699
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:52,650
- Hey Tanner, it's Joe.
700
00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:53,980
- Yeah I just wanna
remind you about the big
701
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,800
BDT meeting with the Koreans tomorrow.
702
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,060
I want you to meet Gary Nardino.
703
00:37:58,060 --> 00:38:00,104
He's the VPE on the account.
704
00:38:00,104 --> 00:38:02,950
- Right, right, right.
705
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:06,126
Oh, I think I'm coming
down with something.
706
00:38:06,126 --> 00:38:06,959
- Oh, are you okay?
707
00:38:06,959 --> 00:38:09,430
- Yeah, yeah, just you
know, it's a little fever,
708
00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:11,160
maybe a little vomit, no big deal.
709
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:11,993
But I should be there, right?
710
00:38:11,993 --> 00:38:14,370
- No, no, no.
711
00:38:14,370 --> 00:38:16,790
Go get well, away from
the office, patient zero.
712
00:38:16,790 --> 00:38:18,264
Don't take us all down with you.
713
00:38:18,264 --> 00:38:19,097
- Okay.
714
00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:21,100
- Ah I guess taking
your first personal days
715
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,610
in a couple years must have
your defenses down, huh?
716
00:38:23,610 --> 00:38:24,490
- Yeah.
717
00:38:24,490 --> 00:38:26,460
Wait, has it really been a couple years?
718
00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:28,280
- Yeah I'm putting
your sick days in now
719
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,400
and that's what it looks like.
720
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,020
What were you doing two years ago?
721
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,687
- Getting a divorce.
722
00:38:45,077 --> 00:38:50,077
♪ When I see the way you fall down on me ♪
723
00:38:50,222 --> 00:38:55,222
♪ Love is streaming like
this song, you and me ♪
724
00:38:56,216 --> 00:38:59,224
♪ And it's been falling down like snow ♪
725
00:38:59,224 --> 00:39:01,843
♪ You've been going don't you know ♪
726
00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:04,740
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
727
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:07,800
♪ That you were ♪
728
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:12,800
♪ Baby you're all I see it's all I see ♪
729
00:39:13,182 --> 00:39:18,182
♪ The sun is dreaming like
this song, you and me ♪
730
00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:21,720
♪ It's been going down like gold ♪
731
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,461
♪ You've been going don't you know ♪
732
00:39:24,461 --> 00:39:27,075
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
733
00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:30,200
♪ That you were ♪
734
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,102
♪ Well you were lonesome and blue ♪
735
00:39:33,102 --> 00:39:35,662
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
736
00:39:35,662 --> 00:39:38,323
♪ You were lonesome and blue ♪
737
00:39:38,323 --> 00:39:41,283
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
738
00:39:41,283 --> 00:39:43,943
♪ You were lonesome and blue ♪
739
00:39:43,943 --> 00:39:47,000
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
740
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,880
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
741
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:54,880
♪ That you were ♪
742
00:39:55,551 --> 00:39:58,574
♪ Time alone ♪
743
00:39:58,574 --> 00:40:01,074
♪ Without you ♪
744
00:40:06,852 --> 00:40:09,091
- Hey there, what can I get you, partner?
745
00:40:09,091 --> 00:40:10,300
- Partner?
746
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,651
- Yeah, you're in the wild west now,
747
00:40:11,651 --> 00:40:12,600
you gotta get with the lingo.
748
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,460
- All right.
749
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:16,030
Um, you know, I'll just
have the chicken plate.
750
00:40:16,030 --> 00:40:16,863
- Chicken?
751
00:40:17,910 --> 00:40:19,080
Really, okay.
752
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,470
- What, is there something
wrong with the chicken?
753
00:40:20,470 --> 00:40:22,510
- No, no, chicken's cool.
754
00:40:22,510 --> 00:40:26,490
It's just like you seem like
a man of adventure, you know.
755
00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:28,620
Think you'd want something
a little more flavor,
756
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:32,094
but do you, chicken it is.
757
00:40:32,094 --> 00:40:32,927
- All right, all right.
758
00:40:32,927 --> 00:40:34,654
You sound like my friend
that dragged me in here.
759
00:40:34,654 --> 00:40:36,153
- Yeah?
760
00:40:36,153 --> 00:40:37,803
Your imaginary friend?
761
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,970
- Oh, well never mind,
762
00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:41,803
it's something like that.
763
00:40:41,803 --> 00:40:43,970
Actually maybe you could help me.
764
00:40:43,970 --> 00:40:45,290
Do you know what this place is?
765
00:40:45,290 --> 00:40:49,430
I know it's like in
Death Valley somewhere.
766
00:40:49,430 --> 00:40:51,700
- Ah, it looks like Sidewinder canyon,
767
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,200
it's near Morland point.
768
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,760
It's super cool, it's like a great hike,
769
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,100
there's lots of slot canyons.
770
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,290
Not many people know about it.
771
00:40:57,290 --> 00:40:58,310
- Slot canyons?
772
00:40:58,310 --> 00:41:00,550
Like the movie 127 hours?
773
00:41:00,550 --> 00:41:01,520
- Yeah.
774
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,260
Well, no, kind of.
775
00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:05,100
It's more like more rocky
776
00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:08,050
so it's like Land of the Lost.
777
00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:09,740
- No, no, I mean is it someplace
778
00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:11,143
where I'm gonna get trapped
and have to cut my arm off
779
00:41:11,143 --> 00:41:12,320
with a pen?
780
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,290
- No, dummy.
781
00:41:13,290 --> 00:41:15,410
That like never happens.
782
00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:16,850
Like almost never.
783
00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:20,040
Look, it's super nice, it's fine.
784
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,070
If it rains, it's bad
785
00:41:21,070 --> 00:41:23,230
but it's not gonna rain anytime soon.
786
00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:25,200
Wait, did you get my Land
of the Lost reference?
787
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,628
- Um, yeah.
788
00:41:26,628 --> 00:41:29,624
Land of the Lost, Sleestak, Chaka.
789
00:41:29,624 --> 00:41:30,741
- Whoah.
790
00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:31,574
- What?
791
00:41:31,574 --> 00:41:33,860
- You're, I didn't
realize you were that old.
792
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:35,940
Okay, I'm gonna go put in
your boring chicken order.
793
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,660
- Uh, wait wait!
794
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:39,520
How exactly do you get there?
795
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,890
- It's just off of a dirt
road off of Badwater.
796
00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:44,070
If you hit Morland Point
you've gone too far.
797
00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:45,210
- Seems a little vague.
798
00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:47,310
- Yeah dude, I'm not the visitor's center.
799
00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:51,390
- Wait.
800
00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:54,530
Actually, maybe I won't have the chicken.
801
00:41:54,530 --> 00:41:57,900
- Oh, okay, well then I
have three words for you.
802
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,690
Three mushroom pizza.
803
00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:02,090
Shiitake, portabello, button.
804
00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:05,380
Four types of cheese, little
tomato sauce, hint of garlic.
805
00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,520
- Yeah it does sound good.
806
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,636
- Yeah.
807
00:42:07,636 --> 00:42:08,469
- I mean it sounds wild!
808
00:42:08,469 --> 00:42:10,184
- Yeah it's wild.
809
00:42:10,184 --> 00:42:11,017
Cool.
810
00:42:15,069 --> 00:42:16,610
- Do you know if there's any
vacancies in the hotel tonight?
811
00:42:16,610 --> 00:42:19,120
- Actually there normally
is but there's not tonight.
812
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,360
They're kind of booked up.
813
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,840
But me and a bunch of friends
814
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,410
are gonna go camping under the stars.
815
00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:24,480
You're welcome to join us.
816
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,824
- Camping?
817
00:42:25,824 --> 00:42:26,810
You mean like on the desert
818
00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:28,806
with like the sand and the cacti?
819
00:42:28,806 --> 00:42:29,639
- Yeah.
820
00:42:29,639 --> 00:42:32,720
- Yeah, sorry, that's not my thing.
821
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:33,843
- Okay, cool.
822
00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:35,933
Enjoy your boring night.
823
00:42:58,050 --> 00:42:59,492
Hey.
824
00:42:59,492 --> 00:43:00,992
We have an extra sleeping bag.
825
00:43:19,453 --> 00:43:21,488
- Does this go on top?
826
00:43:21,488 --> 00:43:24,691
♪ Please don't leave ♪
827
00:43:24,691 --> 00:43:28,531
♪ Tell me that you see me ♪
828
00:43:28,531 --> 00:43:33,531
♪ Tell me that you need me ♪
829
00:43:34,073 --> 00:43:39,073
♪ Tell me I'm alive ♪
830
00:43:39,209 --> 00:43:42,073
♪ Oh I've been walking ♪
831
00:43:42,073 --> 00:43:43,710
- Smores, smores, smores.
832
00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:45,420
♪ Walking through the valley ♪
833
00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:47,443
- Go like, I can take it, okay.
834
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:52,151
♪ Running from these shadows ♪
835
00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:57,151
♪ Trying to make it home ♪
836
00:43:58,249 --> 00:44:03,249
♪ When not a day do I stand alone ♪
837
00:44:03,289 --> 00:44:05,929
♪ Not an owl ♪
838
00:44:05,929 --> 00:44:07,410
- All right guys, I'm tired
839
00:44:07,410 --> 00:44:10,040
so I'm gonna call it a night.
840
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,820
- Okay.
- All right.
841
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:13,193
- See you in the morning.
842
00:44:13,193 --> 00:44:14,313
- See you in the morning, night.
843
00:44:14,313 --> 00:44:15,590
- Thanks for the smores, Chips.
844
00:44:15,590 --> 00:44:16,423
- I got you.
845
00:44:19,540 --> 00:44:20,373
- Ah.
846
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:23,180
Yes!
847
00:44:23,180 --> 00:44:24,610
This is why I dragged my ass
848
00:44:24,610 --> 00:44:27,730
all the way out here from Chicago.
849
00:44:27,730 --> 00:44:29,152
- Seriously, Chicago?
850
00:44:29,152 --> 00:44:29,985
- Mhmm, yeah.
851
00:44:29,985 --> 00:44:32,135
- What inspired
you to come out here?
852
00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:36,899
- Well you know how Chicago's
just like big time metropolis?
853
00:44:36,899 --> 00:44:41,750
Well like the rest of Illinois
is kind of like farm land
854
00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:45,530
and backcountry roads and stuff like that
855
00:44:45,530 --> 00:44:46,930
but I've never seen any of it.
856
00:44:46,930 --> 00:44:49,730
Like being this city girl.
857
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:52,310
So then when I went to college
I started dating this guy
858
00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:54,890
and he was like super outdoorsy.
859
00:44:54,890 --> 00:44:57,838
So one day he's like, we
should get out of here.
860
00:44:57,838 --> 00:44:59,100
We should like get out of the city.
861
00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:01,180
So we did, we got in his car
862
00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:03,850
and we drive like miles
and miles out of the city.
863
00:45:03,850 --> 00:45:06,650
And he pulls over to the side of the road,
864
00:45:06,650 --> 00:45:08,220
and we're like away from
all the street lights
865
00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:10,850
and everything so it's like pitch black.
866
00:45:10,850 --> 00:45:12,540
And we get out the car
867
00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:16,993
and we sit on the roof and
he tells me to look up.
868
00:45:18,170 --> 00:45:21,493
So I look up and,
869
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:27,660
it's just stars everywhere.
870
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:28,860
You know, it's just like
871
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,480
thousands and thousands of stars
872
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,120
and they're all in like
bunches and clusters
873
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,680
and I'd never seen anything like that,
874
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,560
like not in real life.
875
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,970
I don't know, it's like,
876
00:45:39,970 --> 00:45:41,760
it makes you feel really small
877
00:45:42,850 --> 00:45:43,830
and it also makes you feel like
878
00:45:43,830 --> 00:45:47,210
there's just like so
much out there, you know?
879
00:45:47,210 --> 00:45:49,990
Like so much to see and so much to do
880
00:45:51,075 --> 00:45:53,370
and it kind of just gave me scope.
881
00:45:53,370 --> 00:45:55,139
You know what I mean?
882
00:45:55,139 --> 00:45:56,306
- Uh, kind of?
883
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,370
- I mean just like look
up and then you'd get it.
884
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:06,063
- Holy crap.
885
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,473
- Yeah.
886
00:46:12,153 --> 00:46:13,637
- Huh.
- Yeah.
887
00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:17,010
But from then on I just
wanted to see the stars.
888
00:46:17,010 --> 00:46:18,660
Yeah so when I was done with college
889
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:20,900
and I packed up all my stuff
890
00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:23,790
and I borrowed my uncle's
like beat up old Civic
891
00:46:23,790 --> 00:46:25,793
and I just drove straight out there.
892
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:29,290
Like it gets hot as hell out here,
893
00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:31,970
don't get me wrong, it's
like unbearable sometimes.
894
00:46:31,970 --> 00:46:34,220
But it's still beautiful.
895
00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:35,440
- That's cool.
896
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,410
So you meet a lot of weirdos like me?
897
00:46:37,410 --> 00:46:40,000
- Oh yeah, whole lot of weirdos.
898
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,290
You're not the weirdest so you
don't have to worry about it.
899
00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:43,518
- That's good, that's good.
900
00:46:43,518 --> 00:46:45,130
I feel a little better about myself.
901
00:46:45,130 --> 00:46:46,610
- You're close but
you're not the weirdest.
902
00:46:46,610 --> 00:46:47,699
- All right.
903
00:46:48,532 --> 00:46:49,365
Just not the worst.
904
00:46:49,365 --> 00:46:50,220
- No.
- All right.
905
00:46:51,197 --> 00:46:53,120
- You know the strangest thing is that
906
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,570
most of the people that come out here
907
00:46:55,570 --> 00:46:58,660
aren't Americans, they're
foreigners, you know.
908
00:46:58,660 --> 00:46:59,730
Like I think about some of the kids
909
00:46:59,730 --> 00:47:01,450
that I grew up with in my neighborhood,
910
00:47:01,450 --> 00:47:04,200
how much it would benefit them to just
911
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,683
get out, you know and
see that there's more.
912
00:47:08,690 --> 00:47:11,600
- Well, I'm one of those
non-visiting Americans, I guess.
913
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,163
I mean, up until this week.
914
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,580
You know this is my first time camping?
915
00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:17,416
- Oh really?
916
00:47:17,416 --> 00:47:18,910
Ah, I couldn't tell.
917
00:47:18,910 --> 00:47:20,240
- It's that obvious, huh?
918
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,357
I don't know.
919
00:47:21,357 --> 00:47:25,150
I love watching all these outdoor shows
920
00:47:25,150 --> 00:47:26,630
and all that kind of stuff so
921
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,320
always wanted to try it and I just,
922
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,810
life just got busy.
923
00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:34,890
You know, just studied all through college
924
00:47:34,890 --> 00:47:38,310
and then went straight to work afterwards
925
00:47:38,310 --> 00:47:42,003
then got married, had a kid,
926
00:47:43,670 --> 00:47:45,420
and I thought everything was great.
927
00:47:47,256 --> 00:47:48,089
And then,
928
00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:55,656
then I got divorced.
929
00:47:55,656 --> 00:47:57,113
- That sucks, I'm sorry.
930
00:47:58,860 --> 00:47:59,693
- Yeah.
931
00:48:00,970 --> 00:48:03,653
I just didn't feel like going
anywhere after that, you know.
932
00:48:03,653 --> 00:48:07,780
It's just easier, safer
933
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:13,143
to just stay at work, go back home,
934
00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:17,483
go to bed, go back to work.
935
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:23,920
- Oh my god dude, you are
bumming me out.
936
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,923
- Sorry.
- I feel so bad.
937
00:48:29,592 --> 00:48:30,509
- You know?
938
00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:33,540
I'm having fun.
939
00:48:33,540 --> 00:48:35,176
- You are?
940
00:48:35,176 --> 00:48:36,009
- Yeah.
941
00:48:36,856 --> 00:48:37,689
- Whoah.
942
00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:40,150
We did it!
943
00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:42,130
Mr. Adventure time.
944
00:48:42,130 --> 00:48:43,400
- Yeah.
945
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,130
- Okay, you gotta shut up
'cause I'm gonna go to bed.
946
00:48:47,130 --> 00:48:47,983
Good night.
947
00:48:49,853 --> 00:48:50,936
- Good night.
948
00:49:06,156 --> 00:49:10,058
♪ Oh I've been walking ♪
949
00:49:10,058 --> 00:49:14,719
♪ Walking through the valley ♪
950
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:19,577
♪ Running from these shadows ♪
951
00:49:19,577 --> 00:49:24,577
♪ Trying to make it home ♪
952
00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:30,220
♪ When not a day do I stand alone ♪
953
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:35,239
♪ Not an hour am I on my own ♪
954
00:49:35,418 --> 00:49:39,919
♪ Know your love won't pass me by ♪
955
00:49:39,919 --> 00:49:43,669
♪ Your love won't pass me by ♪
956
00:49:50,975 --> 00:49:55,679
♪ I've said no your
love won't pass me by ♪
957
00:49:55,679 --> 00:49:59,429
♪ Your love won't pass me by ♪
958
00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:34,850
- Stop being such a pussy.
959
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:58,140
If you ever want to get
away in a time machine
960
00:50:58,140 --> 00:51:00,890
to a faraway planet,
get out to Death Valley,
961
00:51:00,890 --> 00:51:03,763
to this place, Sidewinder Canyon.
962
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:31,830
You start in this scaping, rocky canyon
963
00:51:31,830 --> 00:51:34,180
straight out of Tatooine from Star Wars.
964
00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:35,530
They filmed here, you know.
965
00:51:36,370 --> 00:51:38,090
You should be all alone here.
966
00:51:38,090 --> 00:51:41,003
Just you and miles and miles of rocks.
967
00:51:42,330 --> 00:51:46,070
In fact, the walls are full
of rocks stuck in rocks.
968
00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:47,403
It's crazy.
969
00:51:51,674 --> 00:51:56,674
♪ Forget all your worries
and look to the wonder of ♪
970
00:51:58,975 --> 00:52:03,975
♪ This beautiful picture
'cause things are looking up ♪
971
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,700
- Now just
hike for a little while
972
00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:10,970
and then a little ways off the side,
973
00:52:10,970 --> 00:52:14,250
there's this small hole in the boulders.
974
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:17,373
It's the Alice in Wonderland rabbit hole.
975
00:52:39,510 --> 00:52:40,343
- Okay.
976
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:46,515
All right, let's do this.
977
00:52:46,515 --> 00:52:47,515
Let's do it.
978
00:52:53,484 --> 00:52:56,651
♪ Don't let love fade ♪
979
00:53:16,177 --> 00:53:21,177
♪ I'm so excited a new
day has just begun ♪
980
00:53:23,376 --> 00:53:24,978
♪ The chains have been broken ♪
981
00:53:24,978 --> 00:53:29,978
♪ The dust has been lifted up ♪
982
00:53:30,194 --> 00:53:32,717
♪ Oh stumble and falling ♪
983
00:53:32,717 --> 00:53:37,717
♪ Breaking these walls down ♪
984
00:53:38,635 --> 00:53:43,635
♪ Care for a nation,
it's our generation now ♪
985
00:53:46,256 --> 00:53:49,677
♪ Where are the voices,
the business, the blood ♪
986
00:53:49,677 --> 00:53:53,538
♪ Be constant and watch
while the world falls apart ♪
987
00:53:53,538 --> 00:53:55,794
♪ We're breaking the silence ♪
988
00:53:55,794 --> 00:54:00,794
♪ We've been laying low too long ♪
989
00:54:01,314 --> 00:54:06,314
♪ We open our eyes so that
our world is beautiful ♪
990
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:10,535
♪ They're breaking the silence ♪
991
00:54:10,535 --> 00:54:15,535
♪ We've been laying low too long ♪
992
00:54:16,237 --> 00:54:21,237
♪ You open your eyes so that
our world is beautiful ♪
993
00:54:23,298 --> 00:54:25,298
♪ Yes it is ♪
994
00:54:25,298 --> 00:54:28,953
♪ Whoah whoah ♪
995
00:54:28,953 --> 00:54:32,455
♪ Whoah whoah ♪
996
00:54:32,455 --> 00:54:36,397
♪ Whoah whoah ♪
997
00:54:36,397 --> 00:54:38,897
♪ Whoah whoah ♪
998
00:55:27,484 --> 00:55:29,213
- Hello, Joe.
999
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,490
If this is actually Joe.
1000
00:55:34,490 --> 00:55:36,340
Oh god, and not some German tourist
1001
00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:39,943
who has actually stumbled
upon this video on my SD card.
1002
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,963
Well, if it is.
1003
00:55:45,310 --> 00:55:50,060
But if it's indeed my
Asian American friend Joe
1004
00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:53,650
then damn, I can't believe
you made it this far.
1005
00:55:53,650 --> 00:55:54,483
Can you?
1006
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:56,940
Stop rolling your eyes at me.
1007
00:55:56,940 --> 00:55:58,680
I know that's what you're doing.
1008
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:03,680
I mean, these slot canyons
are pretty sick, right?
1009
00:56:05,879 --> 00:56:07,403
Yeah.
1010
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:11,500
And all you had to do was
just hike a little bit
1011
00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,650
and climb into a hole
1012
00:56:13,650 --> 00:56:16,483
and you are in a totally different world.
1013
00:56:17,790 --> 00:56:20,963
I know, I love coming out to this canyon.
1014
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:26,150
In the middle of nowhere with its rocks
1015
00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:29,363
and its shade and its silence.
1016
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:36,640
It just helps me let go of my burdens.
1017
00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:41,480
I think that's what I
like about the desert.
1018
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:45,160
I like staring out into the distance
1019
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:50,160
and hearing old dramatic
Star Wars music in my head.
1020
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:53,953
Yeah.
1021
00:56:56,530 --> 00:56:57,363
But you made it!
1022
00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:00,530
You made it!
1023
00:57:00,530 --> 00:57:03,780
You got out of that building, out of town,
1024
00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:05,470
out of your safe zone.
1025
00:57:05,470 --> 00:57:06,303
Joe!
1026
00:57:07,180 --> 00:57:10,417
I'm so proud of you.
1027
00:57:20,396 --> 00:57:23,810
Yeah.
1028
00:57:23,810 --> 00:57:27,153
You're not the only reason
I decided to disappear.
1029
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,010
I'll tell you more later
1030
00:57:34,010 --> 00:57:35,550
'cause there's still one more place
1031
00:57:35,550 --> 00:57:37,100
I want you to find me at.
1032
00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:41,790
But I need you to find
my sister first, okay?
1033
00:57:41,790 --> 00:57:44,143
She lives kind of near here.
1034
00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:49,570
Find her, tell her I love her
1035
00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:53,423
and I forgive her.
1036
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:56,210
And I understand.
1037
00:57:57,249 --> 00:57:58,082
Okay?
1038
00:57:59,070 --> 00:58:00,120
Talk to her about me.
1039
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,883
And then come find me.
1040
00:58:06,577 --> 00:58:07,727
Have a great hike back.
1041
00:58:16,815 --> 00:58:17,815
- All right.
1042
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,070
- Hello?
1043
00:59:55,070 --> 00:59:57,570
- Hey Joe, did you
get my text last night?
1044
00:59:58,770 --> 01:00:00,310
- Yeah, yeah, sorry, I couldn't get to it.
1045
01:00:00,310 --> 01:00:03,410
- Look, I really need to do this thing
1046
01:00:03,410 --> 01:00:05,908
so are you gonna be back tonight?
1047
01:00:05,908 --> 01:00:07,877
- Uh no, no.
1048
01:00:07,877 --> 01:00:08,803
I'm not, sorry.
1049
01:00:09,670 --> 01:00:12,100
- Oh, really, okay look
1050
01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:13,780
I might be able to push this
thing to tomorrow night,
1051
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,550
are you at least gonna be back then?
1052
01:00:15,550 --> 01:00:18,929
- Uh, yeah, I guess maybe I might be able
1053
01:00:18,929 --> 01:00:19,762
to make it tomorrow night.
1054
01:00:19,762 --> 01:00:20,595
- Okay, that'll be awesome, Joe.
1055
01:00:20,595 --> 01:00:22,350
Let me just make a call
and we'll see what we can--
1056
01:00:22,350 --> 01:00:24,170
- You know what, I can't.
1057
01:00:24,170 --> 01:00:25,390
I'm sorry, I can't, Joyce.
1058
01:00:25,390 --> 01:00:26,609
I can't make it tomorrow night.
1059
01:00:26,609 --> 01:00:27,460
Can you just get a sitter or something?
1060
01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,660
- Come on Joe, help me out.
1061
01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:31,310
It's really important.
1062
01:00:31,310 --> 01:00:33,030
- Yeah, don't you think what I'm doing
1063
01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:34,410
is important too, Joyce?
1064
01:00:34,410 --> 01:00:36,708
I mean last three or
four times you asked me
1065
01:00:36,708 --> 01:00:37,953
I've been more than happy to take Wilson,
1066
01:00:37,953 --> 01:00:40,069
I mean cut me a little slack here, okay?
1067
01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:42,493
- God Joe, fine, calm down.
1068
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,497
What's going on that's so important?
1069
01:00:47,387 --> 01:00:48,220
- I...
1070
01:00:58,250 --> 01:00:59,663
- Joe, are you still there?
1071
01:01:03,810 --> 01:01:08,593
- Uh, Joyce, can you tell
me again why you left me?
1072
01:01:09,539 --> 01:01:11,220
- Seriously?
1073
01:01:11,220 --> 01:01:13,420
We've been through this a million times.
1074
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:17,603
- I know, but, this time I
think I'm ready to listen.
1075
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:23,040
- Well, look, when we got married,
1076
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,720
I was happy, it's
absolutely what I wanted,
1077
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,190
what we wanted.
1078
01:01:28,190 --> 01:01:33,190
I needed your kindness and
your humor and your stability.
1079
01:01:34,936 --> 01:01:35,769
- Okay.
1080
01:01:38,110 --> 01:01:43,110
- But then things
slowly changed for me.
1081
01:01:45,315 --> 01:01:47,530
And when you went on that
business trip to Korea
1082
01:01:47,530 --> 01:01:50,450
and when you got back, I realized
1083
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,943
I was happier without you.
1084
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:57,593
- Right.
1085
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,467
Yeah, that was it.
1086
01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:02,060
- I'm sorry, Joe.
1087
01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:04,900
I've always been sorry
about that, honestly.
1088
01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:06,693
- Yeah, I know, I know Joyce.
1089
01:02:08,610 --> 01:02:11,000
Look, I have this work conference I'm at
1090
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,890
so I just can't get out, sorry.
1091
01:02:13,890 --> 01:02:16,020
- Oh, okay.
1092
01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:19,330
Just tell me that next time.
1093
01:02:19,330 --> 01:02:22,817
- Yeah, yeah I just
wasn't thinking straight.
1094
01:02:22,817 --> 01:02:24,320
- All right, I guess I'll just
1095
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,620
figure something else out.
1096
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:29,400
All right, bye.
1097
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,233
- Bye.
1098
01:03:34,949 --> 01:03:35,952
- Hey there.
1099
01:03:35,952 --> 01:03:37,632
- Hey, how you doing?
1100
01:03:37,632 --> 01:03:42,632
- No, how you doing?
1101
01:03:44,010 --> 01:03:45,813
I'm sorry, have you
seen the show "Friends"?
1102
01:03:45,813 --> 01:03:48,790
- Yeah, I know, that's Joey.
1103
01:03:48,790 --> 01:03:49,623
He's funny.
1104
01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:52,200
- Can I help you find something?
1105
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,003
- Uh, actually, um,
1106
01:03:56,933 --> 01:03:58,923
do you know someone named Amelia?
1107
01:04:03,150 --> 01:04:04,465
- Why?
1108
01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:07,973
- Because I think she sent me to find you.
1109
01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:13,823
- Excuse me.
1110
01:04:14,681 --> 01:04:15,514
- Okay.
1111
01:04:32,180 --> 01:04:33,887
- Hi, can I help you find something?
1112
01:04:33,887 --> 01:04:37,200
- Yeah, I was just looking for the woman
1113
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,340
that was just over here.
1114
01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:39,173
- What woman?
1115
01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:42,930
- There's a woman that was
working in the aisle over there.
1116
01:04:42,930 --> 01:04:45,130
- Yeah, I'm the only
woman working here, so.
1117
01:04:49,563 --> 01:04:50,710
- All right, look,
1118
01:04:50,710 --> 01:04:52,690
I just needed to talk
to her about her sister.
1119
01:04:52,690 --> 01:04:53,680
This is really important.
1120
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,480
- It sounds important, but if you're not
1121
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,080
buying anything here you
should probably just leave.
1122
01:05:02,630 --> 01:05:04,243
- Okay, all right, fine.
1123
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:16,913
Oh.
1124
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:23,793
Okay.
1125
01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:28,903
Hey, Amelia's sister.
1126
01:05:29,770 --> 01:05:31,340
- Oh my god, are you stalking me?
1127
01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:32,213
- Well, no no,
1128
01:05:32,213 --> 01:05:34,410
well I guess technically
that's what I'm doing
1129
01:05:34,410 --> 01:05:35,970
but it's not like that.
1130
01:05:35,970 --> 01:05:37,033
Come on, wait, wait.
1131
01:05:38,430 --> 01:05:41,700
Look, Amelia and I are office friends.
1132
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:44,136
I mean we hang out a lot together at work
1133
01:05:44,136 --> 01:05:46,980
and like a few weeks
ago she just disappeared
1134
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:48,914
and no one knows where she went
1135
01:05:48,914 --> 01:05:50,743
and then she sent me a message saying
1136
01:05:50,743 --> 01:05:52,443
that you might be able to help me.
1137
01:05:53,816 --> 01:05:56,250
Okay.
1138
01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:57,920
Thanks for stopping.
1139
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,120
- I didn't stop for you.
1140
01:06:00,168 --> 01:06:02,013
I'm kind of winded from walking so fast.
1141
01:06:03,773 --> 01:06:04,606
- Oh, sorry.
1142
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:11,040
Look, I know it's kind
of awkward and weird
1143
01:06:12,264 --> 01:06:15,210
and I know Amelia's probably
laughing her ass off
1144
01:06:15,210 --> 01:06:17,233
because she set this whole thing up, but,
1145
01:06:18,530 --> 01:06:20,903
I'm her friend, I'm
just worried about her.
1146
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:25,378
I just wanna find her and
get back to work, you know?
1147
01:06:26,953 --> 01:06:28,700
I just came a long way, is there any way
1148
01:06:28,700 --> 01:06:31,247
you might be able to help me?
1149
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,720
- I don't even know if there's
anything I can do to help.
1150
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,620
I mean Amelia and I, we kind of had a,
1151
01:06:38,930 --> 01:06:42,363
a falling out and I haven't
talked to her in months.
1152
01:06:44,968 --> 01:06:46,768
- Well, any idea where she might be?
1153
01:06:47,966 --> 01:06:48,799
- I don't know.
1154
01:06:50,088 --> 01:06:52,838
I mean I know she's been
doing a lot of traveling, and,
1155
01:06:58,429 --> 01:06:59,709
- Oh my god, are you,
1156
01:06:59,709 --> 01:07:01,997
is there something I
said, I'm sorry, I didn't.
1157
01:07:04,610 --> 01:07:05,893
Look, um.
1158
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:08,283
You wanna just walk?
1159
01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:11,970
Okay.
1160
01:07:11,970 --> 01:07:12,970
Go ahead, I'll just.
1161
01:07:28,580 --> 01:07:32,640
- Um, this is my place.
1162
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:33,473
- Oh.
1163
01:07:34,377 --> 01:07:35,213
Okay.
1164
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,283
Well, nice meeting you.
1165
01:07:40,916 --> 01:07:42,713
And sorry for the trouble.
1166
01:07:48,541 --> 01:07:49,713
- Wait.
1167
01:07:52,010 --> 01:07:55,253
Wait, I think I'm ready to talk now.
1168
01:07:56,270 --> 01:07:57,690
- Yeah?
1169
01:07:57,690 --> 01:07:58,523
- Come in.
1170
01:08:00,150 --> 01:08:00,983
- Okay.
1171
01:08:02,290 --> 01:08:04,690
- My names Helena, by the way.
1172
01:08:04,690 --> 01:08:07,620
- Oh, I'm Joe.
1173
01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:09,233
- All right, hurry up, Joe.
1174
01:08:11,983 --> 01:08:14,023
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1175
01:08:14,023 --> 01:08:17,743
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ayo ♪
1176
01:08:17,743 --> 01:08:22,743
♪ Ayo yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1177
01:08:23,681 --> 01:08:27,659
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ayo ♪
1178
01:08:27,659 --> 01:08:32,659
♪ Ayo yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1179
01:08:32,982 --> 01:08:36,190
♪ Ayo ayo yeah yeah yeah ♪
1180
01:08:36,190 --> 01:08:37,750
- I motion her to stop
1181
01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:38,617
and she like looks over at me
1182
01:08:38,617 --> 01:08:40,140
and she accidentally spills the coffee
1183
01:08:40,140 --> 01:08:43,270
into his lap, like
where his groin area is.
1184
01:08:43,270 --> 01:08:44,750
So she's like grabbing agendas,
1185
01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:46,460
she's trying to wipe it off.
1186
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,293
He's being gracious about it,
1187
01:08:47,293 --> 01:08:48,990
he's like "Oh, it's okay, it's okay."
1188
01:08:48,990 --> 01:08:50,687
And suddenly she just steps back and says
1189
01:08:50,687 --> 01:08:53,162
"Oh my god, did I just touch your thing?"
1190
01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:54,199
It was dead quiet.
1191
01:08:54,199 --> 01:08:55,204
- In front of everybody?
1192
01:08:55,204 --> 01:08:56,442
- Everybody, it's crazy.
1193
01:08:56,442 --> 01:08:57,420
- She called it a thing?
- Yeah.
1194
01:08:57,420 --> 01:09:01,510
- Oh Amelia, she's so weird and so sweet
1195
01:09:01,510 --> 01:09:02,660
at the same time.
1196
01:09:03,924 --> 01:09:05,530
My god.
1197
01:09:05,530 --> 01:09:07,044
Holy crap, it's getting late.
1198
01:09:07,044 --> 01:09:07,877
- Yeah?
1199
01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,183
- I gotta do something.
1200
01:09:10,090 --> 01:09:10,923
- Okay.
1201
01:09:12,339 --> 01:09:14,623
- And you should come with me.
1202
01:09:15,510 --> 01:09:17,523
Don't think, just follow, let's go.
1203
01:09:18,630 --> 01:09:20,733
- Um, okay.
1204
01:09:22,590 --> 01:09:24,560
- So I was never really around for Amelia
1205
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,543
when she was a kid.
1206
01:09:26,570 --> 01:09:30,720
But then after college, she contacted me,
1207
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:34,030
we started kind of actually
being sisters for the first time
1208
01:09:34,030 --> 01:09:36,777
talking a lot and hanging out and stuff.
1209
01:09:36,777 --> 01:09:38,360
- That's cool.
1210
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:41,630
- Well she talked a lot about doing things
1211
01:09:41,630 --> 01:09:43,420
and seeing the world
and doing all the stuff
1212
01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:44,270
that I got to do.
1213
01:09:44,270 --> 01:09:46,883
But none of that happened.
1214
01:09:47,820 --> 01:09:52,090
I specifically remember
seeing her at Thanksgiving
1215
01:09:52,090 --> 01:09:57,090
and my parents and her
sort of douchebag husband
1216
01:09:57,090 --> 01:09:58,930
were talking about how great her job was
1217
01:09:58,930 --> 01:10:00,800
and how they were gonna get that house
1218
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,203
and have the kids, and,
1219
01:10:06,490 --> 01:10:07,723
She just clammed up.
1220
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,210
Just nodding at everything
that they were saying.
1221
01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:16,480
And I could see it in her eyes
1222
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:17,630
that she was like this,
1223
01:10:20,510 --> 01:10:22,250
like this cat looking out a window
1224
01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:24,000
wishing somebody would let her out.
1225
01:10:26,620 --> 01:10:28,330
It's like she suddenly
realized at that moment
1226
01:10:28,330 --> 01:10:31,359
that she was trapped in a box
1227
01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:32,653
and she couldn't get out.
1228
01:10:33,550 --> 01:10:34,383
- Yeah.
1229
01:10:35,580 --> 01:10:37,720
Yeah I kind of get that.
1230
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:42,193
- I started to see her getting depressed.
1231
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:47,360
Like I could literally see her soul
1232
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:50,293
leaving her a little bit
every time I saw her.
1233
01:10:52,490 --> 01:10:54,780
Yeah so I could tell I
was totally losing her
1234
01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:57,730
so one day I got to her
house early one morning
1235
01:10:57,730 --> 01:10:59,020
before she got to work,
1236
01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:01,713
shoved her in my car
and drove to Yosemite.
1237
01:11:02,830 --> 01:11:05,920
I made her backpack with me on this trail
1238
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:06,823
and it was just,
1239
01:11:09,163 --> 01:11:11,223
it was just a perfect day.
1240
01:11:11,223 --> 01:11:12,873
- Wow.
1241
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,450
- We hiked through this meadow
1242
01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:20,283
and it was blooming wildflowers.
1243
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:26,090
And we ended up at this gigantic rock
1244
01:11:26,090 --> 01:11:30,253
overlooking the valley and we slept there.
1245
01:11:32,630 --> 01:11:35,623
And we woke up to the sunrise.
1246
01:11:37,780 --> 01:11:42,567
And it just destroyed her.
1247
01:11:45,223 --> 01:11:46,056
It was awesome.
1248
01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:52,470
And then she ended up wanting to go on
1249
01:11:52,470 --> 01:11:53,800
more and more of these trips
1250
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:56,643
and I ended up not having
the time to do them.
1251
01:11:58,090 --> 01:12:01,760
- Wow, so actually,
1252
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:03,380
she just wanted to be like you.
1253
01:12:03,380 --> 01:12:06,003
- Hmm, I don't know about that.
1254
01:12:09,430 --> 01:12:13,110
- Uh, why are we at this guesthouse?
1255
01:12:13,110 --> 01:12:15,190
- This is my ex boyfriend's house.
1256
01:12:15,190 --> 01:12:16,023
- What?
1257
01:12:16,023 --> 01:12:17,420
- Yeah, he rents it
out from the old people
1258
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,570
that live in the house.
1259
01:12:19,770 --> 01:12:20,730
- What are you doing?
1260
01:12:20,730 --> 01:12:22,190
- What's it look like I'm doing?
1261
01:12:22,190 --> 01:12:24,082
Can you hand me that
little hammer in there?
1262
01:12:24,082 --> 01:12:25,599
- I don't know if I really want to.
1263
01:12:25,599 --> 01:12:27,260
Why are you breaking into
your ex-boyfriend's house?
1264
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:28,840
- Well, before we broke up a week ago
1265
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,600
because I found out he's a
raging asshole when he drinks,
1266
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:32,750
I left my wallet in there
1267
01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:35,400
which has my credit cards,
my driver's license,
1268
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:38,320
a bunch of cash and a
gigantic gift card for Target
1269
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,359
from my mom that I cannot lose.
1270
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,530
- Why don't you just ask him for it?
1271
01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:45,130
- Because we broke up!
1272
01:12:45,130 --> 01:12:47,690
I don't wanna talk to him, it's awkward.
1273
01:12:47,690 --> 01:12:50,440
And I may or may not have egged his house
1274
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,803
which he doesn't know
about it, I don't think.
1275
01:12:59,298 --> 01:13:00,463
Look at that.
1276
01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:02,430
I'm the female McGyver.
1277
01:13:03,399 --> 01:13:04,820
- More like a female wanted
for breaking and entering.
1278
01:13:04,820 --> 01:13:06,420
- Oh whatever, come on.
1279
01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:20,940
- Yeah I think Amelia was
trying to get me out of my box.
1280
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:22,830
Kind of like what you did with her.
1281
01:13:22,830 --> 01:13:24,400
- That's cool.
1282
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,300
Looks like it kind of worked, right?
1283
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:27,193
- Yeah, kinda.
1284
01:13:29,278 --> 01:13:31,880
- You know, I do think
Amelia talked about you
1285
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,960
a couple times to me.
1286
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:34,860
- Really?
- Mhmm.
1287
01:13:36,070 --> 01:13:37,538
- She said that there was this guy at work
1288
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:40,230
who made her laugh a lot
1289
01:13:41,490 --> 01:13:45,803
and she thought that I would
probably really like him.
1290
01:13:47,210 --> 01:13:48,043
- Hmm.
1291
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:56,283
Something happening here?
1292
01:13:57,370 --> 01:13:58,203
- Kind of.
1293
01:14:00,370 --> 01:14:02,170
You're sitting on the
drawers I need to go through.
1294
01:14:02,170 --> 01:14:03,193
- Oh, sorry.
1295
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:10,462
- Wallet found.
1296
01:14:10,462 --> 01:14:11,920
- Bravo.
1297
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,720
Now can we get out of here?
1298
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,900
This is the worst lost
and found experience ever.
1299
01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:17,110
- Yes we can.
1300
01:14:17,110 --> 01:14:19,310
But in my excitement, I
may have peed a little
1301
01:14:19,310 --> 01:14:20,740
of the bottle of wine in my pants
1302
01:14:20,740 --> 01:14:23,010
so I'm gonna go to the
bathroom and meet you outside.
1303
01:14:23,010 --> 01:14:24,360
Okay, thanks.
1304
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,193
- Okay.
1305
01:14:26,539 --> 01:14:28,293
Too much information.
1306
01:14:45,358 --> 01:14:46,191
Helena!
1307
01:14:48,310 --> 01:14:49,143
Helena!
1308
01:15:04,180 --> 01:15:05,013
- Jesus!
1309
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:08,040
Okay, buddy, this is private property,
1310
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,390
so what are you doing here?
1311
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:16,060
- Is this RD&D?
1312
01:15:16,060 --> 01:15:16,893
- What?
1313
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,890
- I travel from Shanghai,
1314
01:15:20,890 --> 01:15:23,010
I look for RD&D house.
1315
01:15:23,010 --> 01:15:24,883
Is this RD&D?
1316
01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:27,410
- No.
1317
01:15:27,410 --> 01:15:29,760
I think you mean AirBnB.
1318
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:30,810
- I don't understand.
1319
01:15:32,190 --> 01:15:33,330
- Never mind, look.
1320
01:15:33,330 --> 01:15:37,740
This guesthouse, my place.
1321
01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:39,570
Not AirBnB.
1322
01:15:39,570 --> 01:15:40,403
- Okay.
1323
01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:43,740
So is this Pine street?
1324
01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:46,390
- No, this isn't Pine,
that's two streets down.
1325
01:15:46,390 --> 01:15:49,693
- Oh, so where is this two street?
1326
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,383
- Okay, come.
1327
01:16:07,867 --> 01:16:09,990
Okay, Pine is the next street over.
1328
01:16:09,990 --> 01:16:11,450
- Okay, next street over.
1329
01:16:11,450 --> 01:16:12,821
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1330
01:16:12,821 --> 01:16:14,621
Okay, thank you, thank you.
- Yeah.
1331
01:16:15,990 --> 01:16:18,113
- Try using Chinese Google maps next time.
1332
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:23,300
- God, whatever crazy Chinese accent
1333
01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:24,133
you were doing out there,
1334
01:16:24,133 --> 01:16:26,330
that was straight up racist, dude.
1335
01:16:26,330 --> 01:16:27,787
- Oh come on, I was just imitating my dad.
1336
01:16:27,787 --> 01:16:30,150
- Oh, oh your dad is Long Dick Dong.
1337
01:16:30,150 --> 01:16:31,603
- Oh my god, that is low.
1338
01:16:31,603 --> 01:16:33,280
That is low.
1339
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,430
This Chinese diatribe
saved your ass, all right?
1340
01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,870
- Okay, he did, he did.
1341
01:16:37,870 --> 01:16:39,643
- That's right, that's right.
1342
01:16:39,643 --> 01:16:41,143
Don't forget that.
1343
01:16:45,230 --> 01:16:47,680
- You know part of me
thinks Amelia sent you here
1344
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:48,513
to set us up.
1345
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:52,263
- Well, she failed at that, right?
1346
01:17:29,163 --> 01:17:31,060
Good morning.
1347
01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:31,893
- Hey.
1348
01:17:34,814 --> 01:17:35,647
Did we?
1349
01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:38,653
- Oh come on.
1350
01:17:39,616 --> 01:17:40,449
Isn't it early in the morning
1351
01:17:40,449 --> 01:17:41,530
to be tearing down my manhood?
1352
01:17:43,194 --> 01:17:46,474
- Okay, I'm sort of starting to remember.
1353
01:17:46,474 --> 01:17:47,891
- Oh good, great.
1354
01:17:48,933 --> 01:17:51,590
- I remember somehow
staying connected to you
1355
01:17:51,590 --> 01:17:53,200
from the couch all the way to the bed.
1356
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:55,133
- Really, that takes skills, man, right?
1357
01:17:55,133 --> 01:17:56,383
- Yeah I guess.
1358
01:17:58,634 --> 01:17:59,467
Ooh.
1359
01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:02,680
You better go.
1360
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:04,700
My ex just texted me
that he's coming over.
1361
01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:05,930
- What?
1362
01:18:05,930 --> 01:18:07,550
- I'm just kidding.
1363
01:18:07,550 --> 01:18:08,870
- Oh my god.
1364
01:18:08,870 --> 01:18:11,180
You're definitely related to Amelia.
1365
01:18:11,180 --> 01:18:12,520
- You know it.
1366
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:14,193
Does she make out like me too?
1367
01:18:15,776 --> 01:18:17,963
- Uh, yeah.
1368
01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:20,173
- What?
1369
01:18:21,460 --> 01:18:22,293
- Hmm?
1370
01:18:23,613 --> 01:18:25,673
- Oh wait.
1371
01:18:25,673 --> 01:18:26,874
No.
1372
01:18:26,874 --> 01:18:27,707
- What?
1373
01:18:28,997 --> 01:18:31,720
- You little scheming Chinese whore.
1374
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,490
You hooked up with her too?
1375
01:18:33,490 --> 01:18:34,753
- No, I did.
1376
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,200
All right, it wasn't
like that, I mean she,
1377
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:39,033
I...
1378
01:18:40,370 --> 01:18:42,260
This makes things a
little awkward doesn't it.
1379
01:18:42,260 --> 01:18:43,570
- Yeah.
1380
01:18:43,570 --> 01:18:45,380
God, I didn't know you were such a gigolo.
1381
01:18:45,380 --> 01:18:48,600
- But come on, you didn't think
I planned all this, do you?
1382
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:51,100
I mean nothing like this
happens to me, like ever.
1383
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,390
- I kind of believe that.
1384
01:18:54,390 --> 01:18:56,133
- Okay now I think you're insulting me.
1385
01:18:57,227 --> 01:18:58,060
- Who's this?
1386
01:18:58,060 --> 01:19:00,040
- Yeah I'm not sure what it means.
1387
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,660
He's the guy that started
the Central Pacific railroad.
1388
01:19:02,660 --> 01:19:04,253
His name is Charles Crocker.
1389
01:19:06,069 --> 01:19:07,750
- Hmm.
1390
01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:09,033
- Does that mean something?
1391
01:19:10,140 --> 01:19:11,493
- Yeah, um.
1392
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:16,150
That first place that I
took Amelia to in Yosemite?
1393
01:19:16,150 --> 01:19:16,983
- Huh?
1394
01:19:18,430 --> 01:19:19,830
- It's called Crocker Point.
1395
01:19:21,850 --> 01:19:23,883
- Yeah, that makes sense.
1396
01:19:25,290 --> 01:19:27,290
Probably go there first.
1397
01:19:29,580 --> 01:19:30,990
- Hey I gotta get to work soon
1398
01:19:30,990 --> 01:19:33,593
so are you heading out?
1399
01:19:34,490 --> 01:19:36,353
- Oh yeah I think so.
1400
01:19:40,010 --> 01:19:41,903
Uh, hey, um.
1401
01:19:43,072 --> 01:19:44,522
I forgot to tell you this but
1402
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:50,600
Amelia in her video told me to tell you
1403
01:19:50,610 --> 01:19:53,340
that she understands
1404
01:19:54,410 --> 01:19:56,093
and that she forgives you.
1405
01:20:02,615 --> 01:20:03,448
- Okay.
1406
01:20:07,558 --> 01:20:08,391
- Oh man.
1407
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:12,500
I think I got you upset again.
1408
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:14,693
- No, no no it's good.
1409
01:20:17,010 --> 01:20:18,210
I'm happy she said that.
1410
01:20:19,540 --> 01:20:21,183
- Okay, good.
1411
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:27,410
Hey uh, can I ask you what happened
1412
01:20:27,410 --> 01:20:28,563
between you and Amelia?
1413
01:20:32,330 --> 01:20:33,360
- Um...
1414
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:41,190
Did she ever tell you that
1415
01:20:42,370 --> 01:20:45,123
years and years ago she got sick?
1416
01:20:46,310 --> 01:20:47,143
- No.
1417
01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:49,070
- This was probably before she met you.
1418
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:54,290
She had this kind of blood cancer
1419
01:20:54,290 --> 01:20:58,200
and she had some pretty
grueling treatments
1420
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,820
that almost killed her...
1421
01:21:00,820 --> 01:21:04,050
itself. It took a lot out of her
1422
01:21:04,050 --> 01:21:08,290
and it was really painful to watch
1423
01:21:08,290 --> 01:21:10,203
but it went into remission.
1424
01:21:11,362 --> 01:21:13,990
- Oh, okay, wow.
1425
01:21:13,990 --> 01:21:18,040
- And then a couple
months ago she called me
1426
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:21,083
and the cancer came back.
1427
01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:24,870
- Wait, what?
1428
01:21:24,870 --> 01:21:26,200
- Yeah.
1429
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:28,120
She said she wasn't telling anybody
1430
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,350
because her doctors told her
1431
01:21:29,350 --> 01:21:33,740
that they didn't know how long she had.
1432
01:21:33,740 --> 01:21:36,353
- So there's nothing else
they could do for her?
1433
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,753
- According to Amelia, no.
1434
01:21:39,630 --> 01:21:41,230
They told her to go to hospice
1435
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:44,030
but she told me that she wasn't,
1436
01:21:44,030 --> 01:21:45,670
she wasn't gonna go down like that.
1437
01:21:45,670 --> 01:21:49,363
She wanted to go out on her own terms.
1438
01:21:50,870 --> 01:21:54,768
She said she wanted to
travel and live life
1439
01:21:54,768 --> 01:21:58,450
and then when she was too tired to do that
1440
01:21:58,450 --> 01:22:01,390
she wanted me to
1441
01:22:02,290 --> 01:22:04,240
she wanted me to help her kill herself.
1442
01:22:05,126 --> 01:22:05,959
- Oh god.
1443
01:22:07,661 --> 01:22:09,080
- And I was like no.
1444
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:10,930
No I'm not gonna do
that, I was gonna give up
1445
01:22:10,930 --> 01:22:13,290
everything that I needed to, quit my job,
1446
01:22:13,290 --> 01:22:15,700
move in with her, fight
until my last breath
1447
01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:18,310
but being part of
killing my little sister,
1448
01:22:18,310 --> 01:22:19,960
you fucking crazy?
1449
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:21,660
No fucking way.
1450
01:22:21,660 --> 01:22:23,730
No fucking way, you know?
1451
01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:26,400
And then we got into it,
yelling and screaming
1452
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,697
and crying and then I got so mad at her.
1453
01:22:36,642 --> 01:22:39,290
- So was that the last
time you talked to her?
1454
01:22:39,290 --> 01:22:40,123
- Yeah.
1455
01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:42,560
Yeah we said some pretty hurtful things
1456
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,633
and then she hung up.
1457
01:22:47,067 --> 01:22:49,217
- Oh man, like what
kind of hurtful things?
1458
01:22:52,890 --> 01:22:56,520
- I may have said that if
that's what she was going to do
1459
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:58,333
I didn't care if she lived or died.
1460
01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:01,060
- Oh man.
1461
01:23:01,060 --> 01:23:02,510
- I didn't mean it like that.
1462
01:23:04,806 --> 01:23:07,653
But that's just how it happened.
1463
01:23:14,340 --> 01:23:17,190
- Jesus, this whole time,
she's been hiding her sickness?
1464
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:21,693
- Goddamn her.
1465
01:23:23,460 --> 01:23:25,760
Why did she have to get
this idea in her head?
1466
01:23:27,227 --> 01:23:29,383
Why is she so set to do it this way?
1467
01:23:33,470 --> 01:23:36,333
It's so stupid, I should
have called back sooner.
1468
01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:41,265
I should have said I'm sorry.
1469
01:23:42,848 --> 01:23:43,848
- It's okay.
1470
01:23:45,784 --> 01:23:46,617
It's okay.
1471
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,753
Oh, um, there's some
more photos she sent me
1472
01:24:02,753 --> 01:24:04,020
that I don't recognize.
1473
01:24:04,020 --> 01:24:06,150
Do you know what that place might be?
1474
01:24:06,150 --> 01:24:07,576
- Yeah, actually.
1475
01:24:07,576 --> 01:24:10,220
That's right in front of my apartment.
1476
01:24:10,220 --> 01:24:11,053
- Oh.
1477
01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:14,963
So here?
1478
01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:24,170
- Just so you know, I
may have puked in there
1479
01:24:24,170 --> 01:24:25,520
one time when I was wasted.
1480
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:27,640
- Yeah well that's probably why Amelia
1481
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:29,090
is making me dig around here.
1482
01:25:04,348 --> 01:25:05,743
So you wanna come with me?
1483
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:13,433
- I'm scared
1484
01:25:15,009 --> 01:25:16,883
of what we might discover.
1485
01:25:18,269 --> 01:25:19,102
- Yeah.
1486
01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:22,693
- Go find her.
1487
01:25:25,571 --> 01:25:26,404
- Yeah.
1488
01:25:34,177 --> 01:25:37,159
♪ My hands are cold ♪
1489
01:25:37,159 --> 01:25:40,140
♪ They float light feathers ♪
1490
01:25:40,140 --> 01:25:45,140
♪ Reaching for you ♪
1491
01:25:46,220 --> 01:25:49,158
♪ To the unknown ♪
1492
01:25:49,158 --> 01:25:52,017
♪ Deep in the darkness ♪
1493
01:25:52,017 --> 01:25:57,017
♪ Out in the blue ♪
1494
01:25:58,795 --> 01:26:02,620
♪ Can you hear me ♪
1495
01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:07,620
♪ I am not a ghost after all ♪
1496
01:26:10,636 --> 01:26:14,716
♪ As my bliss leaves ♪
1497
01:26:14,716 --> 01:26:19,716
♪ I am not afraid to burn out ♪
1498
01:26:22,380 --> 01:26:25,537
♪ Light up in the cold ♪
1499
01:26:25,537 --> 01:26:28,300
♪ Is it what I hope ♪
1500
01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:31,500
♪ Like a summer night ♪
1501
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,810
♪ Oh ♪
1502
01:26:33,810 --> 01:26:35,710
- I've been to a lot of places.
1503
01:26:35,710 --> 01:26:38,570
But Yosemite still takes my breath away
1504
01:26:38,570 --> 01:26:40,830
and brings me the most peace.
1505
01:26:40,830 --> 01:26:43,340
Most places here are
crawling with tourists.
1506
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:46,070
Parking lots, cars, you got a good view
1507
01:26:46,070 --> 01:26:47,910
but ultimately you feel like you're with
1508
01:26:47,910 --> 01:26:52,460
a bunch of people and not with Yosemite.
1509
01:26:52,460 --> 01:26:54,090
Don't get me wrong.
1510
01:26:54,090 --> 01:26:57,670
Seeing Half Dome and El
Capitan close up is incredible
1511
01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:58,750
and a must-do,
1512
01:26:58,750 --> 01:27:03,130
but if you really want
to experience Yosemite,
1513
01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:06,820
you have to go into the
woods and be all by yourself
1514
01:27:06,820 --> 01:27:11,030
so that you can hear the
wind, smell the trees,
1515
01:27:11,030 --> 01:27:14,060
see the gigantic rocks that hum to you.
1516
01:27:14,060 --> 01:27:16,610
That's why this trail is so sweet.
1517
01:27:16,610 --> 01:27:19,130
It's pretty flat with
only a few miles to hike
1518
01:27:19,130 --> 01:27:21,550
so it's just at your grandpa speed.
1519
01:27:21,550 --> 01:27:22,720
And the best thing is,
1520
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:24,470
most people don't really know about it.
1521
01:27:24,470 --> 01:27:27,490
So with an easy hike you get to be alone
1522
01:27:27,490 --> 01:27:29,653
with some of the best parts of Yosemite.
1523
01:27:30,510 --> 01:27:31,623
The forest,
1524
01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:36,708
the meadow,
1525
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:43,673
the streams and creeks,
1526
01:27:48,813 --> 01:27:50,980
and everything in between.
1527
01:27:52,489 --> 01:27:55,811
♪ Two voices caught in time ♪
1528
01:27:55,811 --> 01:27:59,933
♪ I sound like yours,
you sound like mine ♪
1529
01:27:59,933 --> 01:28:03,888
♪ Without your sight my eyes are weak ♪
1530
01:28:03,888 --> 01:28:08,592
♪ I am your arms, you are my feet ♪
1531
01:28:08,592 --> 01:28:13,592
♪ And tomorrow could be ♪
1532
01:28:14,333 --> 01:28:16,072
♪ A new day ♪
1533
01:28:16,072 --> 01:28:21,072
♪ Please don't let me go ♪
1534
01:28:23,411 --> 01:28:26,771
♪ I said please ♪
1535
01:28:26,771 --> 01:28:31,272
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1536
01:28:31,272 --> 01:28:35,931
♪ With the world outside our door ♪
1537
01:28:35,931 --> 01:28:39,671
♪ I'll be safer in your arms ♪
1538
01:28:39,671 --> 01:28:43,475
♪ I said please ♪
1539
01:28:43,475 --> 01:28:47,411
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1540
01:28:47,411 --> 01:28:50,051
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1541
01:28:50,051 --> 01:28:51,450
- You'll see a pretty
cool view at Dewey Point
1542
01:28:51,450 --> 01:28:52,483
but keep going.
1543
01:28:57,032 --> 01:29:01,034
♪ Whoah oh ♪
1544
01:29:01,034 --> 01:29:05,136
♪ Whoah oh ♪
1545
01:29:05,136 --> 01:29:09,072
♪ Whoah oh ♪
1546
01:29:09,072 --> 01:29:14,072
♪ Whoah oh ♪
1547
01:29:14,655 --> 01:29:18,011
♪ And tomorrow could be ♪
1548
01:29:18,011 --> 01:29:23,011
♪ Oh tomorrow could be ♪
1549
01:29:23,456 --> 01:29:25,173
♪ Our new day ♪
1550
01:29:25,173 --> 01:29:27,855
♪ Please ♪
1551
01:29:27,855 --> 01:29:31,952
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1552
01:29:31,952 --> 01:29:35,888
♪ I said please ♪
1553
01:29:35,888 --> 01:29:38,721
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1554
01:29:39,674 --> 01:29:41,290
- When you reach Crocker Point,
1555
01:29:41,290 --> 01:29:45,010
you'll have the most
amazing view all to yourself
1556
01:29:45,010 --> 01:29:48,400
and yet you don't feel alone.
1557
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:52,011
Everything there, the trees,
the giant rocks, the waterfall
1558
01:29:52,011 --> 01:29:55,300
has a presence.
1559
01:29:55,300 --> 01:29:56,763
And they all welcome you.
1560
01:29:57,730 --> 01:30:01,650
As far as hikes go, it's one
of the best deals in the world.
1561
01:30:01,650 --> 01:30:04,663
And one of my favorite places ever.
1562
01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:16,223
Oh my God, Joe, you made
it to Crocker Point.
1563
01:31:18,140 --> 01:31:20,743
How does it feel to be
on top of the world?
1564
01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:26,630
Isn't this the most
amazing view of Yosemite
1565
01:31:26,630 --> 01:31:27,553
you've ever seen?
1566
01:31:29,410 --> 01:31:32,473
And all to yourself.
1567
01:31:34,900 --> 01:31:35,733
Thank you.
1568
01:31:38,210 --> 01:31:40,093
Thank you Joe, for finding me.
1569
01:31:45,194 --> 01:31:47,111
It means so much to me.
1570
01:31:48,950 --> 01:31:51,914
You know you can be a
real pussy sometimes but
1571
01:31:51,914 --> 01:31:53,714
I knew you had it in you.
1572
01:31:56,130 --> 01:31:58,313
I guess that means you met Helena.
1573
01:32:00,210 --> 01:32:01,160
She's great, right?
1574
01:32:02,670 --> 01:32:04,920
I'm guessing she told
you about my condition.
1575
01:32:06,180 --> 01:32:07,013
Yeah.
1576
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:09,400
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you.
1577
01:32:12,773 --> 01:32:13,823
I didn't tell anyone.
1578
01:32:16,470 --> 01:32:21,470
Because I needed to deal
with it in my own way
1579
01:32:23,630 --> 01:32:28,630
and I knew that everyone
would screw up their lives
1580
01:32:28,740 --> 01:32:30,163
to try to save me.
1581
01:32:36,740 --> 01:32:38,633
But I'm at peace with it.
1582
01:32:41,013 --> 01:32:41,846
I am.
1583
01:32:44,110 --> 01:32:47,623
I'm not gonna be defined by this disease.
1584
01:32:50,207 --> 01:32:51,300
I hope you understand,
1585
01:32:51,300 --> 01:32:55,470
people knowing would have just
brought me pity and sorrow
1586
01:32:55,470 --> 01:32:56,833
and I don't want that.
1587
01:32:59,070 --> 01:33:02,330
I wanted you to keep talking with me
1588
01:33:03,295 --> 01:33:06,723
and making fun of me like
everything was normal.
1589
01:33:11,030 --> 01:33:13,493
So yeah.
1590
01:33:14,810 --> 01:33:17,410
That's why I've been doing
all this crazy traveling.
1591
01:33:19,194 --> 01:33:21,623
I was literally doing my bucket list.
1592
01:33:23,980 --> 01:33:26,863
And it was wonderful, yeah.
1593
01:33:42,860 --> 01:33:43,693
Sorry.
1594
01:33:47,470 --> 01:33:50,743
Hiding these coughing
fits were the worst part.
1595
01:33:53,220 --> 01:33:55,890
Sometimes I would just
run into the stairwell
1596
01:33:55,890 --> 01:33:58,650
and cough my ass off for 10 minutes
1597
01:33:59,820 --> 01:34:02,699
then have to walk back into the office
1598
01:34:02,699 --> 01:34:04,532
like nothing happened.
1599
01:34:06,340 --> 01:34:07,970
Eventually it just got so bad
1600
01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:11,530
that I knew I had to leave.
1601
01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:16,970
But I knew there was still
one thing I wanted to do
1602
01:34:18,054 --> 01:34:22,283
and that was to make a
difference in someone's life.
1603
01:34:25,158 --> 01:34:26,633
And that person was you.
1604
01:34:29,010 --> 01:34:31,403
Yeah, that's right, you asshole.
1605
01:34:33,870 --> 01:34:35,270
I knew you kind of liked me.
1606
01:34:37,393 --> 01:34:39,770
Yes I kind of liked you too, old man.
1607
01:34:39,770 --> 01:34:41,720
But you needed to get your groove back.
1608
01:34:43,540 --> 01:34:46,950
So I devised this little plan
1609
01:34:47,890 --> 01:34:50,430
to get you worried about
me, to draw you out
1610
01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:52,913
so you'd come.
1611
01:34:56,416 --> 01:34:57,249
And you did.
1612
01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:00,693
You did.
1613
01:35:11,380 --> 01:35:13,383
I almost didn't make it on the last hike.
1614
01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:20,500
But I took it slow for the last mile and,
1615
01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:25,313
it was all good.
1616
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:31,180
I guess planning this whole
thing was good for me too
1617
01:35:32,820 --> 01:35:37,820
because I got to hike three
of my most favorite places
1618
01:35:39,980 --> 01:35:40,870
one more time.
1619
01:35:44,470 --> 01:35:49,470
This view is exactly what I
wanna see for the last time.
1620
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,113
- Shit.
1621
01:35:58,576 --> 01:36:01,360
Amelia!
1622
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:02,193
Amelia!
1623
01:36:04,438 --> 01:36:05,271
Amelia!
1624
01:36:13,530 --> 01:36:16,103
- Find more places to explore, Joe.
1625
01:36:18,180 --> 01:36:20,820
Find someone to share your life with.
1626
01:36:20,820 --> 01:36:23,670
I know someone is out
there looking for you.
1627
01:36:23,670 --> 01:36:26,270
I know this because you
have given me so much
1628
01:36:26,270 --> 01:36:29,423
by just being my friend.
1629
01:36:33,220 --> 01:36:37,790
I'll always cherish our good times,
1630
01:36:37,790 --> 01:36:39,283
our laughs and our talks.
1631
01:36:43,250 --> 01:36:44,083
I love you, Joe.
1632
01:36:48,475 --> 01:36:50,975
And I will always be with you.
1633
01:37:14,634 --> 01:37:15,467
- Amelia.
1634
01:38:40,530 --> 01:38:41,843
Joe's gonna miss Amelia.
1635
01:39:37,392 --> 01:39:39,900
- Come on dad,
hurry up, you walk too slow.
1636
01:39:39,900 --> 01:39:42,303
- I don't walk too
slow, you walk too fast!
1637
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:51,270
- Hey, look at that cool rock,
1638
01:39:51,270 --> 01:39:53,154
I'm gonna climb to the top.
1639
01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,833
- Wilson, it's a little high.
1640
01:39:54,833 --> 01:39:57,243
Just be careful, all right?
1641
01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:08,208
- Whoah.
1642
01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:11,954
- Yeah, so what do you think?
1643
01:40:11,954 --> 01:40:15,453
- It's awesome, dad, I feel so small.
1644
01:40:16,290 --> 01:40:17,963
- Yeah, me too.
1645
01:40:18,870 --> 01:40:20,900
- Are there more places like this?
1646
01:40:20,900 --> 01:40:23,310
- Yeah, actually my friend
made a whole list of places
1647
01:40:23,310 --> 01:40:24,293
for us to go to.
1648
01:40:29,010 --> 01:40:31,910
Hey, uh, you know there's another view
1649
01:40:31,910 --> 01:40:33,170
further down at Stanford Point,
1650
01:40:33,170 --> 01:40:34,358
wanna go check that out?
1651
01:40:34,358 --> 01:40:35,973
- Yeah!
- All right.
1652
01:40:35,973 --> 01:40:36,806
Okay.
1653
01:40:48,037 --> 01:40:49,954
- Joe.
1654
01:41:42,444 --> 01:41:47,444
♪ When I see the way you fall down on me ♪
1655
01:41:47,885 --> 01:41:52,885
♪ I'll be streaming like
this song, you and me ♪
1656
01:41:53,405 --> 01:41:56,322
♪ And it's been falling down like snow ♪
1657
01:41:56,322 --> 01:41:59,106
♪ You've been going don't you know ♪
1658
01:41:59,106 --> 01:42:02,082
♪ Said that I'm some predictable fool ♪
1659
01:42:02,082 --> 01:42:05,161
♪ That you were ♪
1660
01:42:05,161 --> 01:42:06,685
♪ Baby you're all I see ♪
1661
01:42:06,685 --> 01:42:10,285
♪ It's all I see ♪
1662
01:42:10,285 --> 01:42:15,285
♪ The sun is dreaming like
this song, you and me ♪
1663
01:42:16,024 --> 01:42:18,946
♪ And it's been going down like gold ♪
1664
01:42:18,946 --> 01:42:21,677
♪ You've been going don't you know ♪
1665
01:42:21,677 --> 01:42:24,444
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
1666
01:42:24,444 --> 01:42:27,442
♪ That you were ♪
1667
01:42:27,442 --> 01:42:30,445
♪ Well you were lonesome and blue ♪
1668
01:42:30,445 --> 01:42:32,984
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
1669
01:42:32,984 --> 01:42:35,805
♪ You were lonesome and blue ♪
1670
01:42:35,805 --> 01:42:38,663
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
1671
01:42:38,663 --> 01:42:41,426
♪ You were lonesome and blue ♪
1672
01:42:41,426 --> 01:42:44,322
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
1673
01:42:44,322 --> 01:42:47,085
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
1674
01:42:47,085 --> 01:42:52,085
♪ That you are ♪
1675
01:42:53,245 --> 01:42:56,002
♪ Time alone ♪
1676
01:42:56,002 --> 01:42:58,525
♪ Without you ♪
1677
01:42:58,525 --> 01:43:01,962
♪ Makes me insane ♪
1678
01:43:01,962 --> 01:43:04,321
♪ I'm torn ♪
1679
01:43:04,321 --> 01:43:07,325
♪ Without you ♪
1680
01:43:07,325 --> 01:43:09,688
♪ At my side ♪
1681
01:43:09,688 --> 01:43:12,879
♪ Flailing in vain ♪
1682
01:43:12,879 --> 01:43:15,498
♪ We fall ♪
1683
01:43:15,498 --> 01:43:18,417
♪ And we fail ♪
1684
01:43:18,417 --> 01:43:20,537
♪ My love ♪
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