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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,600 [moaning] 2 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,136 LINK! HEY, MAN, YOU HERE? 3 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:19,639 [moans] 4 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,640 BERNIE'S DOWNSTAIRS. 5 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,141 HE'LL GO AWAY. 6 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,144 LINK! 7 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,647 (Bernie) WHERE ARE YOU, MAN? 8 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,149 HE'S NOT GOING AWAY. 9 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,652 HE WILL. THERE'S NO BEER IN THE FRIDGE. 10 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,653 [sighs] 11 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,656 HE'S DRY. 12 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,168 [rattling] 13 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,697 HEY, HOMEY. EL NINO'S CALLING US, MAN. 14 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:20,700 HE'S SENDING US ONE GREEN MONSTER AFTER ANOTHER. 15 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,704 DUDE, NOT AVAILABLE. KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW. 16 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,206 HEY, SUNNY. 17 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:27,707 HEY, BERNIE. 18 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,208 WE COULD BE KILLING IT OUT THERE. 19 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:33,713 SURE. MAYBE I'LL DIAL IN ON YOU LATER. COMPRENDE? 20 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:37,216 SORRY, BERNIE. LOOKS LIKE HE'S FOUND A WATER SPORT HE LIKES BETTER. 21 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,219 YEAH, RIGHT. 22 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,721 YOU GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SURF. 23 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,725 (Link) STOP PEEKING, PERV. 24 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,230 [burps] 25 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,233 GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO RIDE THOSE 12-FOOTERS ALL BY MYSELF. 26 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,237 12-FOOTERS? 27 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,240 LINK. 28 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,741 LINK. 29 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,746 ♪[humming] 30 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,248 [door closes] 31 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,752 HEY, DUDE. 32 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,254 (Sunny) DAMN YOU, LINK! 33 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,257 I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 34 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,259 NO, SURFING IS NOT AN EMERGENCY. 35 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,760 IT IS WHEN THE WAVES ARE THIS BIG. 36 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,262 YOU SAID YOU'D HELP ME WITH MY CHEVY. 37 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,266 I'LL HELP YOU THIS AFTERNOON. I PROMISE. 38 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,768 MAKE TRACKS, DUDE. SHE'S GETTING HER PSYCHO TRIP ON US. 39 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:29,769 [engine starting] 40 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,270 [tires screeching] 41 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,276 GOD! BOARD HEADS. 42 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:37,777 ♪ HEY ♪ 43 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:43,783 ♪ TO ALL MY GIRLS WHO I LOVED BEFORE ♪ 44 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:48,288 ♪ TO ALL MY GIRLS WHO I MET ON TOUR ♪ 45 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,290 ♪ THIS GOES OUT TO MY BOARDERS ♪ 46 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,791 GENTLEMEN, JUST AS PROMISED 47 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,295 DELICIOUS BABIES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. 48 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,798 FIRM, NUBILE AND UNBELIEVABLY HORNY. 49 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,299 REALLY? DO YOU THINK THEY ARE? 50 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,801 THEY SEEM A LITTLE YOUNG FOR US. 51 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,304 COME ON, COME ON, YOUNG CHICKS DIG OLDER GUYS. 52 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,806 ESPECIALLY OLDER GUYS WHO ARE UNBELIEVABLY WEALTHY. 53 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,307 OH, NOW YOU'RE TALKING GOLD-DIGGERS. 54 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,809 NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 55 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,811 I JUST WANNA MEET SOMEBODY WHO LIKES ME 56 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,312 FOR WHO I AM. THAT'S ALL I WANT. 57 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,814 DO YOU WANT THESE WOMEN? 58 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,315 OF COURSE. YES. 59 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,317 DO YOU WANT THEM A LOT? 60 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,318 VERY BADLY. 61 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,319 GO GET THEM. 62 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,320 [laughing] 63 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:36,335 (Link) DUDE, WHERE ARE ALL THOSE MONSTER TUBES YOU PROMISED? 64 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:37,837 (Bernie) WE MISSED THEM 65 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,341 'CAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY TAKING A BUBBLE BATH. 66 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,843 I GET BIGGER WAVES FROM MY HAIR GEL. 67 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,352 [grunting] 68 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,854 HEY, MAN, SORRY. 69 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,856 YOU ARE. 70 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,358 YOU CUT ME OFF, YOU LITTLE MALIBU WANNABE. 71 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:03,363 MAN, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU SHAMU POSEUR? 72 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,865 I'M THE BOARD HEAD, POSEUR. 73 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,867 QUIT CRYING OR YOU'LL RUIN YOUR MASCARA. 74 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,368 LET'S SEE IF YOURS IS WATERPROOF. 75 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,370 [Bernie gasps] 76 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,372 [laughing menacingly] 77 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,875 (Link) BERNIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 78 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,880 [laughing menacingly] 79 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,886 (Link) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 80 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,392 PSYCHO! 81 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,395 [gasping] 82 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,903 [both groaning] 83 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,914 MAN, WHEN THIS SHIT DISTURBER WAKES UP, HE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. 84 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:55,915 I KNOW. 85 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,919 HEY, YOU GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? 86 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:01,921 OH, 87 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,423 HE DROWNED. 88 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,924 YEAH. 89 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,926 ANOTHER CASUALTY OF EL NINO. 90 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:07,927 (both) OH! 91 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,430 (Link) OH, BUT WAIT. WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM. 92 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,432 BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP. 93 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,933 WHAT CAN WE DO? 94 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,435 HE CAN'T BREATHE LIKE THAT, UM. 95 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,938 MAYBE YOU COULD ROLL HIM OVER. 96 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:22,942 [girls groaning] 97 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,944 HE'S HEAVY. AREN'T YOU GUYS GONNA HELP? 98 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:25,945 (both) UH... 99 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,947 WELL, I WISH WE COULD. BUT I HAVE A HERNIA, 100 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,949 AND MY FRIEND HERE IS RETARDED. 101 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,455 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 102 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,958 ROLL HIM BACK. 103 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,461 A FULL ROTATION WILL HELP EVEN OUT THE AIR IN HIS LUNGS. 104 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,463 OH, THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. 105 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,466 [sighs] 106 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,967 [girls groaning] 107 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,468 SANTA MARIA. 108 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,974 HE'S GOING INTO SHOCK. JUMP ON HIS STOMACH OR SOMETHING. 109 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,477 (Link) PUSH ON IT. PUSH ON HIS STOMACH. 110 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,479 HARDER! WE'RE LOSING HIM! 111 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:00,980 [puking] 112 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,982 (all) YUCK! 113 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,984 GROSS, DUDE. 114 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,490 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 115 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,493 IT'S TO HELP HIM BREATHE SO HE DON'T CHOKE. 116 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,995 IT'S A NOSTRILECTOMY. 117 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,497 OH, YEAH, MY UNCLE HAD ONE OF THOSE. 118 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,999 IT WAS REALLY SAD. 119 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,001 YOU GIRLS DID GREAT. YEAH. 120 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,502 THANKS. THANKS. 121 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,004 GLAD WE COULD HELP. 122 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,506 (both) YEAH. US, TOO. 123 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,008 (both) WOW! 124 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,513 SHIT, I GOTTA BAIL. 125 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,515 COME ON, DUDE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 126 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,516 [groans] 127 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,522 SEE, NOW, THAT GUY'S SMOOTH. 128 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,526 YEAH, WE COULD LEARN A THING OR 2 FROM HIM. 129 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,527 HE'S NOTHING. 130 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,029 [sighs] 131 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,031 [clanking] 132 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,039 OH, SHIT. 133 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,543 OH, THAT BASTARD. 134 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,045 WHO? 135 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,046 AAH. 136 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,050 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU HAD A NICE DAY. 137 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,052 I'M SORRY. 138 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,556 YOU KNOW, I CAN DO ALMOST EVERYTHING TO MY CAR ALONE. 139 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,057 BUT I CAN'T PULL THE MOTOR BY MYSELF. 140 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,560 OH, COME ON, LET'S JUST DO IT RIGHT NOW. 141 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,563 I CAN'T. I'M GOING OUT. 142 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,065 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WITH WHO? 143 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,566 WELL, IT COULD'VE BEEN YOU. 144 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,569 BUT IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. 145 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,571 I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE. 146 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,074 "HAD" BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD. 147 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,577 OPERATIVE? 148 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,078 ARE YOU NOT FEELING WELL? 149 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,581 ♪ I'M GONNA BE YOUR GIRL ♪ 150 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,083 ♪ I'M GONNA BE YOUR GIRL ♪ 151 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:51,590 I'M KIND OF GLAD HE SCREWED UP, THOUGH. I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE. 152 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,593 I KNOW. 153 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,597 MY MOTHER SAYS YOU SHOULD NEVER LET A MAN BE THE ONLY FOCUS IN YOUR LIFE. 154 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,598 WHY? 155 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,600 'CAUSE THEY GOT DICKS FOR BRAINS. 156 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,609 MRS. JONES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 157 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,612 HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? 158 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,616 OH, YEAH, IT'S RENT DAY. 159 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,617 OH, 160 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,118 LINK. 161 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,620 NOW, I'VE BEEN VERY GENEROUS WITH YOU. 162 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,623 YOU'RE 3 MONTHS BEHIND WITH THE RENT. 163 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,127 WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO? 164 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,630 WHAT ELSE DOES YOUR MOTHER SAY? 165 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,132 THAT YOU CAN'T EVER TRUST THEM. 166 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,634 WHY? 167 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,136 'CAUSE THEY GOT DICKS FOR BRAINS. 168 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,138 [both laughing] 169 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,140 DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD? [groaning] 170 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,642 IT'S SO COSMIC. 171 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,646 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 172 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,149 LOOK AT THEM, LINK. AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL? 173 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,651 THEY'RE BRAND NEW. 174 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,653 LET'S BREAK THEM IN. 175 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,154 [moaning] 176 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,158 I'M TELLING YOU, SUNNY, THEY'RE SCREWING AND EATING MACHINES. 177 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,160 THAT'S ALL THEY DO, SCREW AND EAT. 178 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,162 THEY CAN GO FOR A WHILE WITHOUT EATING-- 179 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,663 I DON'T THINK LINK'S LIKE THAT. 180 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:08,667 TRUST ME, THEY ALL ARE. IT'S A CHEMICAL THING. 181 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,170 [gasps] 182 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,172 MAMA KNOWS WHAT BABY WANTS. 183 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,173 [groaning] 184 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,677 [grunting] 185 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,179 I CAN'T DO THIS. 186 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,180 [screams] 187 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,683 I WIN. 188 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,184 JESUS, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 189 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,186 IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 190 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,188 YOUR WOODY SEEMED TO THINK IT FELT ALL RIGHT. 191 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,689 WELL, HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED. 192 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,191 ARE YOU GAY? 193 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,692 NO. I'VE BEEN SEEING A GIRL. 194 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,195 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING, INSTEAD OF LEADING ME ON? 195 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,196 OW! 196 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,697 LEADING YOU ON? 197 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,699 [door opens] 198 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,200 [sighs] 199 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,704 ♪[humming] 200 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,705 WHAT'S THIS? 201 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,206 THAT'S YOUR EVICTION NOTICE. 202 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,707 YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT? 203 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,210 OH, ACTUALLY, I'VE HAD AN OFFER 204 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,711 TO TURN THIS SHACK INTO A LUXURY CONDO 205 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,714 AND I'VE JUST DECIDED TO TAKE THE DEVELOPER UP ON IT. 206 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,717 ALL THIS BECAUSE I WOULDN'T LET YOU DO ME? 207 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,718 YOU! 208 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,219 [hammer crashes] 209 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,725 (Bernie) MAN, EL NINO'S REALLY MESSING WITH US. 210 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,729 NOTHING BUT ANKLE-SLAPPERS. 211 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,731 THINK IT WILL EVER CLEAR UP? 212 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,233 HEY. 213 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,235 WHAT? 214 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,236 WHERE'S YOUR HEAD? 215 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,240 I'M THINKING HOW MY LIFE IS LIKE THE SURF. 216 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,244 YESTERDAY IT WAS TUBULAR. TODAY IT'S DOG PISS. 217 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,248 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE HER THE BUMP AND GRIND? 218 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,250 I DON'T KNOW. 219 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,252 JUST ALL OF A SUDDEN I START THINKING ABOUT SUNNY. 220 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,253 SHH! 221 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,254 YOU'RE 222 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,255 [makes whipping sound] 223 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,758 WHIPPED, DUDE. 224 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,761 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT THAT BAD. 225 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,765 ALL THIS NECTAR AROUND, AND I HAVE TO GET HUNG UP ON ONE OF THEM. 226 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,271 THERE'S ONLY ONE CURE FOR YOU. 227 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,277 [whispering] PARTY. 228 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,797 (Ronald) HI, SWEET BABY. 229 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,299 HI, HONEY. HI. 230 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,800 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE GOTTA GET OFF THE BEACH. 231 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803 THANK GOD. 232 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,305 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WE GOTTA MEET THE GIRLS IN A MORE INTIMATE ENVIRONMENT 233 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:30,309 WHERE WE CAN, YOU KNOW, GET THE LIGHTS LOW AND DO A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE. 234 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,310 NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 235 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,813 I MEAN, THESE FOXES MUST GO SOMEWHERE AT NIGHT. 236 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,815 IF ONLY WE KNEW WHERE. 237 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,821 [people chattering] 238 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,822 ♪[music playing] 239 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,836 I LIKE THIS SHIRT. 240 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:01,340 YOU KNOW, IT WOULD BE SO SAD IF THEY TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN 241 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,842 WITHOUT US USING THE SHOWER ONE LAST TIME. 242 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,344 [snickers] 243 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,346 AND I THOUGHT GUYS HAD A ONE-TRACK MIND. 244 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,847 [giggles] 245 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,350 [man gasping] 246 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,353 [screaming] 247 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,863 [people cheering] 248 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,864 YEAH! 249 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,867 MY! ALL THAT FOR A LIGHT BEER, HUH? 250 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:35,374 OH, LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE. HO. 251 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,376 OH. HO. 252 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,877 THIS DRESS IS SO GROOVY. 253 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,879 THANKS. 254 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,380 YEAH. 255 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,381 [sighs] 256 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,882 YOUR RIB'S HERE. 257 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,385 OH. 258 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,886 I'LL--I'LL CHECK YOU LATER. 259 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,889 (Kimberlee) WHATEVER. 260 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,391 OH, I'M SO STOKED YOU GUYS MADE IT. 261 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,892 HOW'S GLORIA? 262 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,394 UM, 263 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,895 WHERE'S YOUR, UH, DATE? 264 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,398 GEE, LINK, I HAVEN'T PICKED HIM OUT YET. 265 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,400 AAH! 266 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,902 THAT ONE LOOKS GOOD. EXCUSE ME. 267 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,909 SHE'S SUCH A FEISTY LITTLE ONE, ISN'T SHE? 268 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,410 THAT'S WHY I LIKE HER. 269 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,913 HEY. 270 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,916 I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL, JUST FOR YOU. 271 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,924 WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE IT TO KIMBERLEE? 272 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,427 OH, SHE'S YESTERYEAR. 273 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,929 WE'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS NOW, THAT'S ALL. 274 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,431 SURE. 275 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,932 OH, COME ON, 276 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,435 YOU'RE MY MAIN SQUEEZE NOW, HONEST. 277 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,439 I'M REALLY SORRY I SCREWED UP. 278 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,443 FORGIVE ME? 279 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,948 WANNA GRAB A BEER? 280 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,950 NOT IF I HAVE TO JUMP OFF A ROOF. 281 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,452 YOU WON'T HAVE TO. PROMISE. 282 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,953 ♪ HEY ♪ 283 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,456 ♪ HEY ♪ 284 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,461 ♪ YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE ♪ 285 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,968 ♪ AND I HAVEN'T SEEN A BETTER ONE ♪ 286 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,483 [hissing] 287 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,486 ♪ I AM BETTER NOW ♪ 288 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,988 WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU POP A TIRE? 289 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,990 I JUST LIKE WHAT I SEE. 290 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,992 [sighs] 291 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,994 [chuckling] 292 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,495 WANNA BUST A MOVE? 293 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,996 AHEM. 294 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,498 ♪ IF YOU GOT ♪ 295 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,499 NOT WITH YOU, CHOLO. 296 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,001 COME ON, EVERYONE'S GETTING DOWN. 297 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,004 YEAH, EVERYBODY BUT ME. 298 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,506 HEY. 299 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,008 HEY. 300 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,010 YOU THINK I'M PUTTING THE MOVES ON YOU? 301 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,011 YEAH, AREN'T YOU? 302 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,012 THAT DEPENDS. 303 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,013 YEAH? WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ON? 304 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,515 HOW HORNY YOU ARE. 305 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,516 [giggling] 306 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,518 [both giggling] 307 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:04,022 ♪ DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN WANTED, WANTED, WANTED ♪ 308 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,025 ♪ GOT TO FIND SOMETHING ♪ 309 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,528 LORD ALMIGHTY, WE'VE HIT THE MOTHER LODE! 310 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,030 GENTLEMEN, THIS IS WHERE HARD-ONS COME TO DIE. 311 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,532 WOW, WOW, WOW. 312 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,535 YOU KNOW WHAT, HOWARD? EVEN YOU COULD SCORE HERE. 313 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,537 [whooping] 314 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,540 DON'T, 'CAUSE, DON'T. 315 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,041 PARTNER, LET'S RIDE. 316 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,043 [chuckles] 317 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,044 HAPPY HUNTING, GENTLEMEN. 318 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,049 I SAW THIS GIRL OVER THERE AND SHE'S... 319 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,551 BOND. JAMES BOND. 320 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,052 ♪ YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE ♪ 321 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,556 ♪[music playing] 322 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,064 IT'S SO SAD THAT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE. 323 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,067 YEAH. 324 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,069 LOOK AT ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL PAINTINGS. 325 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,072 IT'S TOO BAD YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM WITH YOU. 326 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,574 WHO SAYS I CAN'T? 327 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,579 FLIPPER COMES WITH. 328 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,080 STEP ASIDE, BABY DOLL. 329 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,583 [saw whizzing] 330 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,586 BOB VILA, EAT YOUR HEART OUT, DUDE. 331 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,590 [laughing] 332 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,592 WHAT IS HE DOING? 333 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,093 HE'S TAKING DOWN HIS PAINTING. 334 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,096 WITH A SKILSAW? 335 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,599 WHY NOT? THE PLACE IS GOING TO BE GUTTED ANYWAY. 336 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,602 YEAH! 337 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,604 YOU KNOW HIM? 338 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,607 THAT'S MY BEST HOMEY. 339 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,109 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU 2 WERE BUTT BUDDIES. 340 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,612 [girls chattering] 341 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,614 (girl #1) MY GOD, IT'S JUST SO IMPERSONAL. 342 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,116 (girl #2) I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. I MEAN, IT'S SO HURTFUL. 343 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:42,121 HOLY GOD, THERE MUST BE A LAW AGAINST LOOKING THIS SEXY. 344 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,122 THERE IS. 345 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,624 WE'RE JUST BREAKING IT. 346 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,627 ANYWAY, YEAH, THIS GUY WAS SUCH A CREEP. 347 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,129 WHERE DO GUYS LIKE THIS COME FROM ANYWAY? AHEM. 348 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,132 I'M, UH, I'M RONALD. 349 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,134 [glasses clink] 350 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,636 NICE CHEST HAIR. 351 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,644 (Conner) EVENING THERE, LITTLE DARLING. YOU SURE ARE PRETTY. 352 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,148 NOW, SEE? YOU LOOK GOOD IN MY HAT. 353 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,650 MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO GIVE ME A LITTLE SUGAR TO GO WITH THAT-- 354 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,651 [yells] 355 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,152 [girls screaming] 356 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,657 I CAN'T SWIM. 357 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,159 (Conner) CALL A LIFEGUARD. 358 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,163 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 359 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,664 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 360 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,167 WHAT ARE A-- WHAT ARE A, COUPLE OF TOTAL FOXES LIKE YOU 361 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:32,171 DOING STANDING HERE ALL BY YOURSELVES? 362 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,674 WELL, MAYBE WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR A STUD LIKE YOU TO COME ALONG. 363 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,675 [girls giggling] 364 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,677 (Stephanie) TELL ME, ARE YOU A PLAYER? 365 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,178 OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, BABY. 366 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,182 YOU KNOW, I JUST MADE A HUGE COMMISSION, AND, UH. 367 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:47,186 YOU KNOW, IF I WAS TAKING A LONG DRIVE, I COULD USE THOSE AS ARM RESTS. 368 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,188 AND I'M LOOKING FOR A LITTLE ACTION. 369 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,190 [chuckling] 370 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,192 GOOD. 'CAUSE THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA GET A COUPLE OF FOXES IN BED 371 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,194 IS IF YOU PAY FOR IT. 372 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,698 HONEY, I--I--I-- 373 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,701 I DON'T PAY FOR IT. 374 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,704 WELL, THEN YOU MUST BE VERY HORNY. 375 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,208 [girls chuckle] 376 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,209 (Ronald) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 377 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,212 HOW MUCH FOR THE BOTH OF YOU? I'VE GOT, UH-- 378 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,713 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? 379 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,714 WHAT A CREEP. 380 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,216 NOT EVERYONE'S FOR SALE, ASSHOLE. 381 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,219 [gasping] 382 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,720 [sighs] 383 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,725 ALL RIGHT. HOW MUCH FOR JUST YOU? 384 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,727 [chuckling] 385 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,269 ♪[rock music playing] 386 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,771 [laughing] 387 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,275 OH, NO, IT'S MRS. JONES. 388 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,783 [police siren wailing] 389 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,301 [man screaming] 390 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,304 [people cheering] 391 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,309 HEY, IT WAS EMPTY. 392 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,811 [all cheering] 393 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,816 MRS. JONES, WHAT A SURPRISE. 394 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,318 HAVING A FEW FRIENDS OVER, ARE WE, LINK? 395 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,820 UH... 396 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,322 THEY JUST DROPPED BY. 397 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,326 PEOPLE CAN BE SO INCONSIDERATE. 398 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,329 THEY SEE A FEW HUNDRED FLYERS SAYING "PARTY" 399 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,831 AND THEY JUST BARGE RIGHT IN. 400 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,833 "EVICTION PARTY." THAT'S CUTE. 401 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,834 EXACTLY. 402 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,335 OH, OH-OH. 403 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,338 SOMEBODY CALLED THE COPS. 404 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,840 HEY, YOU, WHOSE PARTY IS THIS? 405 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,341 (Callahan) WHOSE APARTMENT IS THIS? 406 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,844 OH, I DID. 407 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,847 I MEAN, THE INVITATION SAID "EVERYBODY." 408 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,852 (Wendel) WHOSE PARTY IS THIS? 409 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,354 OH, EVENING, OCCIFERS. 410 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,856 IS THIS YOUR PARTY? 411 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,858 UH, WELL, YES, IT IS. 412 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,860 WE HAD A COMPLAINT ABOUT THE NOISE. 413 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,862 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHUT THE PARTY DOWN. 414 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,364 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 415 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,866 YOU KNOW, 416 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,369 SOMETIMES THE KIDS GET A HOLD OF THE VOLUME CONTROL. 417 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,372 YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, HOW KIDS ARE. THEY THINK LOUDER IS BETTER. 418 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,375 YOU KNOW, WILD AND CRAZY KIDS THESE DAYS. 419 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,377 UM... 420 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,881 WOULD YOU HOLD ON A SECOND? 421 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,886 ♪ LESS THAN A GOD ♪ 422 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,888 ♪ IS WHAT YOU ARE ♪ 423 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,395 THAT'S THAT SMOOTH OPERATOR FROM THE BEACH. 424 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,398 LOOK AT THOSE BABES HE'S WITH NOW. 425 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,900 HAVE ANOTHER DRINK. 426 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,404 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 427 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:30,409 STEPHANIE, JULIE, THIS IS OFFICER WENDEL, AND OFFICER CALLAHAN. 428 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:33,912 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME, SO I CAN SHOW YOU THE STEREO. 429 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:37,916 SO YOU CAN PERSONALLY SUPERVISE THE VOLUME CONTROL REDUCTION? 430 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,419 I ALWAYS FELT A UNIFORM BRINGS OUT THE MACHO IN A MAN. 431 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,421 [sighs] 432 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,424 SAY, DO YOU LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE? 433 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,426 [exclaiming] 434 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,928 OH, YEAH. 435 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:52,931 OH, IT'S A SHAME YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THIS PARTY, OFFICERS. 436 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,934 EVERYBODY'S HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME. 437 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,436 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MA'AM. WE'RE NOT SHUTTING IT DOWN. 438 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,439 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT SHUTTING IT DOWN? 439 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,940 WE COULDN'T FIND ANY VIOLATIONS. 440 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,944 NO VIOLATIONS? THERE ARE 200 PEOPLE IN HERE. 441 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,446 YOU CAN HEAR THE MUSIC BLASTING 7 BLOCKS AWAY. 442 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,449 PEOPLE ARE JUMPING OFF THE ROOF, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 443 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,451 UH, IT'S ALL WITHIN CODE, MA'AM. 444 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:18,456 NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME. I OWN THIS PLACE. 445 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,959 AND I WANT THESE PRE-PUBESCENT JUVENILE DELINQUENTS 446 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:24,963 AND THEIR BIMBETTE GIRLFRIENDS OUT OF HERE, NOW! 447 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,466 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE, MA'AM. 448 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,968 ME? YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? 449 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,470 YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF ORDINANCE 415. 450 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,973 THAT'S "DISTURBING THE PEACE," MA'AM. 451 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,976 FRIGGING BOY'S CLUB. 452 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:45,483 UH, THIS IS CAR 64. OFFICER WENDEL REPORTING. 453 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,986 THE DISTURBANCE ON RANCHO COVE'S ABATED. 454 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,989 NO NEED FOR FURTHER ASSISTANCE. OVER. 455 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,490 (dispatcher) COPY, 64. 456 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,492 RADICAL. 457 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,997 HEY, SUNNY, I JUST STOLE HIS HANDCUFFS. 458 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,498 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 459 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,001 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, DICK BRAIN? 460 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,003 BACK TO MY PARTY. YOU WANNA COME? 461 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,005 THAT' S ALL RIGHT, I THINK I'LL STAY OUT HERE WITH YOU. 462 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,507 WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE PARTY. 463 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,510 [all chanting rhythmically] 464 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,011 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 465 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,013 WE GOTTA MOVE. THERE'S THIS DUDE BEHIND YOU-- 466 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,514 I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR THAT. 467 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,518 DUDE, THIS AIN'T A JEDI MIND TRICK. THERE'S THIS GUY BEHIND YOU-- 468 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,521 (surfer) THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA MOVE IS YOUR FACE. 469 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,523 [clattering] 470 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,025 I TOLD YOU, MAGILLA GORILLA. I TRIED TO BE NICE. 471 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,027 YOU JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN, YOU FOOL. 472 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,528 GIVE ME 5. 473 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,530 (all) YEAH. 474 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,033 WELL, UM, 475 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,035 I GUESS I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU AROUND, 476 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:40,538 YOU KNOW, SINCE OUR HOMEYS ARE PRACTICALLY ENGAGED AND STUFF. 477 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,541 YEAH. 478 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,542 AHEM. 479 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,044 FATE CAN BE CRUEL. 480 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,047 YOU CAN'T FIGHT DESTINY. 481 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,553 (all) ♪ 27 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL ♪ 482 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,055 ♪ 27 BOTTLES OF BEER ♪ 483 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,058 ♪ TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND ♪ 484 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:03,061 ♪ 26 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL ♪ 485 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,562 [chuckling] 486 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,065 UH. UM. 487 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,566 I GOTTA GET GOING. 488 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,568 YEAH. ME, TOO. 489 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,594 NICE. VERY NICE. 490 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,098 $11,000 A MONTH FOR THIS SIEVE. 491 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,599 AHEM. 492 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:48,106 BY THE WAY, I FOUND SHELLEY WINTERS FLOATING FACE UP IN THE DEN. 493 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,608 [thunder rumbling] 494 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:54,613 I FEEL LIKE A BUFFALO JUST ATE ME UP AND SHIT ME OUT. 495 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,116 I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE USING MY HEAD 496 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:02,120 AS A GIANT Q-TIP TO SWAB OUT HIS BUTT. 497 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,623 BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE? 498 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,628 A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK VENDING MACHINE CONDOM. 499 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,631 TANGERINE FLAVORED. 500 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,133 [thunder rumbling] 501 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,638 WHERE'S HOWARD? 502 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,640 HOWARD GOT LUCKY LAST NIGHT. 503 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,641 BULLSHIT. 504 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,644 [Howard snoring] 505 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,150 I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS. 506 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,655 [Howard whispering] 507 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,158 HOWARD, YOU HAVE A WOMAN IN YOUR BED. 508 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,667 CONGRATULATIONS, SON. 509 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,671 AND--AND--AND THERE SHE WAS, YOU KNOW, WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR AND EVERYTHING. 510 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,172 NEXT THING, WE'RE STANDING THERE TOGETHER. 511 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,175 WE BOTH NEED A RIDE, AND WE DON'T HAVE A CAR. 512 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,677 SO WE CATCH A CAB TOGETHER AND WE TALKED THE ENTIRE WAY HOME. 513 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,681 AND WE GOT ALONG REALLY WELL, AND SHE JUST WAS SO GREAT. 514 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,682 [chuckles] 515 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,683 YOU KNOW? 516 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,684 AND--AND--AND-- AND IT WAS LIKE SCARY. 517 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,687 THAT'S SO GREAT. SHUT UP. 518 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,690 NO, COME ON, IT WAS ROMANTIC, AND IT WAS ALL THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW. 519 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,192 I'M SERIOUS, GUYS. I THINK SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE. 520 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,694 I REALLY LIKE HER. FOR THE FIRST TIME. 521 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,196 (male guest) HOWIE. 522 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,199 THANKS FOR LETTING ME CRASH YOUR PAD, DUDE. 523 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,701 PHEW. 524 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,702 OH, MAN. 525 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:31,209 HEY, MAN, YOU MIND IF I BORROW YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? 526 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,713 UH. OH, NO, NO. 527 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,216 COOL. MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE ROAD KILL. 528 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,218 UGH. 529 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,219 [sighs] 530 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,727 LORD ALMIGHTY. 531 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,230 (Conner) WELL, I AM NOT GONNA SPEND ANOTHER VACATION 532 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:55,233 WITH THE 3 OF US STANDING AROUND WITH OUR DICKS IN OUR HANDS. 533 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:58,236 (Ronald) NO, I--I THINK WE NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP. 534 00:28:58,236 --> 00:28:59,737 AND I KNOW JUST THE GUY. 535 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,744 [sighing] 536 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,756 [thundering] 537 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,765 [clattering] 538 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,282 OH, LINK. 539 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:48,286 ARE YOU STILL HERE? I THOUGHT YOU'D BE OUT OF HERE BY NOW. 540 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,287 OH, YOU ARE OUT. 541 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:50,788 [Jones laughing] 542 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,291 JESUS, MRS. JONES. YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME. 543 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,795 I WAS JUST FINISHING WHAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS STARTED. 544 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,797 YOU INSPIRED ME. 545 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,800 WELL, AT LEAST YOU DON'T HOLD A GRUDGE. 546 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,303 AFTER THE WAY YOU TREATED ME, THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO TO YOU. 547 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,804 I MEAN, FOR YOU. 548 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:12,811 OH, AND, LINK, PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO USE ME AS A REFERENCE. 549 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,813 [laughs facetiously] 550 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,315 TOODLE-OO. 551 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,329 ♪ NOW ONE DAY ♪ 552 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:33,831 ♪ I'M GONNA STARE INTO THE SUN ♪ 553 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,835 ♪ TILL IT BURNS OUT ALL THESE ♪ 554 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,336 ♪ COBWEBS ♪ 555 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,838 ♪ AND MUDDY WATER ♪ 556 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,841 ♪ THAT CLOUDS MY THOUGHTS ABOUT HER ♪ 557 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:48,346 ♪ OR MAYBE I'LL DRIFT OUT ON THE OCEAN ♪ 558 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:54,352 ♪ SO FAR OUT I CAN'T SEE THEN ♪ 559 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,858 ♪ NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS ♪ 560 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,865 LOOKS LIKE YOU MAY BE IN NEED, SON. 561 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,366 MAYBE. 562 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,369 WE'VE GOT A LITTLE BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU. 563 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:12,870 I'VE SEEN YOU GUYS BEFORE. 564 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,873 WE WERE AT YOUR PARTY LAST NIGHT. 565 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,374 AND WE COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE, 566 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,826 YOU KNOW A LOT OF HOT-LOOKING BABES. 567 00:31:18,826 --> 00:31:20,327 YEAH, I KNOW A FEW. SO? 568 00:31:20,328 --> 00:31:22,830 WELL, WE WOULD LIKE TO MEET SOME OF THEM. 569 00:31:23,831 --> 00:31:25,833 YOU WANNA MEET TASTIES? 570 00:31:27,335 --> 00:31:28,836 (both) TASTIES? 571 00:31:28,836 --> 00:31:31,839 YEAH. THOSE PERFECT, TIGHT, LITTLE BODIES YOU SAW AT MY PARTY. 572 00:31:33,841 --> 00:31:35,342 LIKE, UH... 573 00:31:38,846 --> 00:31:40,347 (Link) LIKE HER. 574 00:31:43,851 --> 00:31:45,853 SILKY, TANNED SKIN, 575 00:31:47,855 --> 00:31:49,857 CUT MUSCLES THAT JUST MELT TOGETHER. 576 00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:53,861 FIRM, UPTURNED BREASTS. 577 00:31:55,863 --> 00:31:57,364 ROUND BUTTS. 578 00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:00,868 HONEYCOMBED HAIR. 579 00:32:01,869 --> 00:32:05,873 ANGELIC FACES THAT HAVE STRAWBERRY LIPS 580 00:32:05,873 --> 00:32:08,375 THAT ARE JUST BEGGING TO BE KISSED. 581 00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:11,379 OH, GOD, YES, TAKE ME! JUST TAKE-- 582 00:32:11,379 --> 00:32:12,880 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 583 00:32:13,381 --> 00:32:14,882 YOU'VE GOT DROOL RIGHT THERE, TOO. 584 00:32:14,882 --> 00:32:16,884 THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL WE WANNA MEET. 585 00:32:16,884 --> 00:32:19,386 SO WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR PIMP? 586 00:32:19,387 --> 00:32:23,891 LOOK, JUST GET US THE TASTIES, AND THEN WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST OF IT. 587 00:32:23,891 --> 00:32:27,895 DIDN'T YOU GUYS MEET ANYONE AT THE PARTY? 588 00:32:27,895 --> 00:32:32,399 I MEAN, SHIT, IF YOU GUYS COULDN'T HOOK UP WITH A BABE THERE... 589 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,901 ARE YOU CALLING US LOSERS? 590 00:32:33,901 --> 00:32:36,904 LOOK, WE JUST WANT A LITTLE ADVICE ON HOW TO MEET SOME OF THE LOCAL-- 591 00:32:36,904 --> 00:32:38,405 (both) TASTIES. 592 00:32:38,406 --> 00:32:40,908 AND WE'RE OFFERING PAYMENT FOR YOUR SERVICES. 593 00:32:41,409 --> 00:32:43,411 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 594 00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:45,413 $200 A DAY, PLUS EXPENSES. 595 00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:46,914 CHRIST, HE'S NOT WORTH THAT MUCH. 596 00:32:46,914 --> 00:32:49,416 IT'S MY MONEY. I'LL BE THE JUDGE. 597 00:32:51,419 --> 00:32:55,423 I THINK I MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO FIT YOU INTO MY SCHEDULE, GENTLEMEN. 598 00:32:58,426 --> 00:33:00,428 (Conner) YE-YEAH! 599 00:33:00,928 --> 00:33:02,429 GOOD MORNING, MA'AM. 600 00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:04,432 GUYS, GUYS, PAY ATTENTION. PAY ATTENTION. 601 00:33:06,934 --> 00:33:08,435 OK. 602 00:33:08,436 --> 00:33:10,438 BEFORE I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO PULL CHICKS, 603 00:33:10,438 --> 00:33:12,440 I NEED TO SEE WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW. 604 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:13,941 [scoffs] 605 00:33:13,941 --> 00:33:15,943 YOU MAY WANNA TAKE NOTES. 606 00:33:16,944 --> 00:33:18,445 [whistling] 607 00:33:19,447 --> 00:33:21,449 ALL RIGHT. IT'S UP TO YOU. 608 00:33:24,452 --> 00:33:28,456 YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GONNA DO GREAT. COME ON, GO GET HER. 609 00:33:28,456 --> 00:33:31,459 [girls chattering] 610 00:33:36,964 --> 00:33:38,966 PARDON ME, MISS. 611 00:33:38,966 --> 00:33:42,970 BUT YOU SEEM WAY TOO PRETTY TO BE SITTING OUT HERE ALL BY YOUR LONESOME. 612 00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:45,472 MY BOYFRIEND AND I JUST BROKE UP. 613 00:33:49,477 --> 00:33:52,980 I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE PARTED FROM A LOVED ONE. 614 00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:55,482 I HAD ME A LITTLE FILLY BACK HOME. 615 00:33:55,483 --> 00:33:57,485 SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL. 616 00:33:57,985 --> 00:33:59,987 HAD THE SWEETEST NATURE I'VE EVER KNOWN. 617 00:33:59,987 --> 00:34:02,489 [sighs] 618 00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:05,993 [stammering] HI, I'M, UH-UH-UH, I--I-- 619 00:34:05,993 --> 00:34:10,497 I'M, UH, I, UH, I WAS, UH-- 620 00:34:10,498 --> 00:34:14,001 WHEN THE GOOD LORD TOOK HER, IT ABOUT KILLED ME. 621 00:34:14,001 --> 00:34:15,502 I'M SO SORRY. 622 00:34:16,504 --> 00:34:18,005 YOU'RE VERY KIND. 623 00:34:19,507 --> 00:34:22,510 [muttering indistinctly] 624 00:34:24,512 --> 00:34:26,514 WAS SHE SICK FOR VERY LONG? 625 00:34:27,515 --> 00:34:29,016 NO. 626 00:34:29,016 --> 00:34:32,019 SHE BROKE HER LEG AND WE HAD TO SHOOT HER. 627 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,521 GOD, I MISS HER. 628 00:34:36,023 --> 00:34:38,025 YOU SHOT YOUR WIFE? 629 00:34:39,026 --> 00:34:41,028 NO, MY HORSE. 630 00:34:42,029 --> 00:34:44,031 YOU ASSHOLE. 631 00:34:47,535 --> 00:34:49,036 (girl #1) NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 632 00:34:49,036 --> 00:34:50,537 (girl #2) IN YOUR DREAMS, BUDDY. 633 00:34:50,538 --> 00:34:52,039 OH, MAN. 634 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,042 [girls giggling] 635 00:34:56,043 --> 00:34:59,046 MMM, GOOD! 636 00:34:59,046 --> 00:35:01,548 [girls laughing] 637 00:35:01,549 --> 00:35:04,051 (both) MMM! MMM! 638 00:35:04,552 --> 00:35:06,554 SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP. 639 00:35:06,554 --> 00:35:10,558 BECAUSE WITH 2 WOMEN THIS GORGEOUS STANDING ON EITHER SIDE OF ME, 640 00:35:10,558 --> 00:35:12,560 I MUST BE DREAMING. 641 00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:14,561 NO PROBLEM. 642 00:35:14,562 --> 00:35:16,063 ANY TIME. 643 00:35:16,564 --> 00:35:18,065 [girls laughing] 644 00:35:25,072 --> 00:35:28,075 THIS MAY BE A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN I THOUGHT. 645 00:35:28,075 --> 00:35:29,576 THEY REALLY SUCK. 646 00:35:31,078 --> 00:35:32,712 [seagulls cawing] 647 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:39,220 (Sunny) I LOVE THE OCEAN THIS TIME OF DAY. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 648 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,723 YEAH. YOU CAN GO MAD TRYING TO PAINT IT. 649 00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:46,226 WHY? 650 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:50,231 WELL, WHEN THE SUN SETS, THE COLORS CHANGE SO RAPIDLY. 651 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:52,733 YOU JUST CAN'T PAINT AS FAST. 652 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:54,234 HAVE YOU TRIED IT LATELY? 653 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,237 PAINTING? 654 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:59,240 UH, NO, I'VE BEEN KIND OF BUSY. 655 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,244 SUDS AND SURF? 656 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,746 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I GOT A JOB. 657 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,247 REALLY? 658 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,249 INDEED. 659 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,751 DOING WHAT? 660 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,253 UH, WELL, UM... 661 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:18,259 I'M TEACHING A COUPLE OF OLDER GUYS ABOUT, UH, BEACH CULTURE. 662 00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:21,261 HEY, THAT SOUNDS COOL. WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM? 663 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,763 WELL, LOTS OF STUFF. 664 00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:23,764 LIKE? 665 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,769 LIKE, UH, HOW TO MEET BABES, 666 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:30,771 UM, CATCH A PERFECT TAN-- 667 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:34,274 OF ALL THE DUMB THINGS YOU'VE DONE, NOW YOU'RE A PIMP? 668 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,777 I'M NOT A PIMP. 669 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,279 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP THEM GET THEIR ACTS TOGETHER 670 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,283 SO THAT--THAT THEY CAN MEET GIRLS ON THEIR OWN. 671 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,785 AND WHAT MAKES YOU SUCH AN EXPERT? 672 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,287 LOOK WHO I SCORED. 673 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:57,297 (Link) OK, IF YOU WANNA PULL CHICKS, 674 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,300 YOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S FLYING, WHAT'S WHACK. 675 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,803 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH WHO'S IN AND WHO'S OVER, 676 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,805 THEN YOU'RE OUT, GENTLEMEN. 677 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,307 HUH? 678 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:07,808 COME AGAIN? 679 00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,811 WE'RE GONNA TEACH Y'ALL HOW NOT TO BE GEEKS. 680 00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:13,814 WHO'S THAT? 681 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:15,315 THIS IS BERNIE. 682 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:19,820 MY TRUSTED AND NORMALLY SILENT ASSISTANT. 683 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,323 WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU SORT OF A CRASH COURSE IN BEACH CULTURE. 684 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,326 (Link) NOW, LESSON NUMBER ONE-- 685 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:27,328 MUSIC IS KEY. 686 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:29,830 ♪[rock music playing] 687 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:33,834 WOW, UH, I REALLY LIKE THE AUDIO COMPOSITING IN--IN THIS, 688 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,836 BECAUSE THEY USE THAT D.A.T. RECORDING 689 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:37,838 TO GET THAT MANY SOUNDS PER SECOND. 690 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:39,339 REMEMBER I WAS TELLING YOU ON THE PLANE? 691 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,841 SHUT UP. 692 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,343 OK, CHECK THIS. 693 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:45,345 CALIFORNIA'S HOTTEST POWER SURF BAND. 694 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,848 IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? 695 00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:49,850 IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO PULL CHICKS, 696 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,852 YOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT STIMULATES THEM. 697 00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:53,854 I GOT THEIR STIMULATION RIGHT HERE. 698 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:54,855 [sighs] 699 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,358 JUST COOL IT, ROMEO. 700 00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,362 THE TRICK TO PULLING CHICKS IS NOT TO JUST HAND THEM A LINE. 701 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,364 YOU GOTTA JUST TREAT THEM LIKE REAL PEOPLE, 702 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,866 AND TALK TO THEM REAL SMOOTH LIKE. 703 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:06,867 YEAH. 704 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,378 (Ronald) I SEE WHAT I LIKE. 705 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:21,382 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, LISTEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 706 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:24,384 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 707 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,386 HI. 708 00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:27,888 YOU SAID-- 709 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,891 YOU SAID LAST NIGHT THAT TODAY WE WERE GONNA BE PULLING CHICKS. 710 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:32,893 YEAH, YOU WILL.. 711 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,895 BUT FIRST WE GOTTA GET YOU STYLIN'. 712 00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:36,396 HOOK YOU UP WITH A NEW LOOK 713 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,399 AND SOME REALLY FLY GEAR. 714 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,402 'CAUSE RETRO IS IN. 715 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:44,405 YEAH. 716 00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:47,908 SO WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU HOW NOT TO LOOK LIKE GEEKS. 717 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:11,932 ALL RIGHT! YOU DUDES ARE STYLIN' NOW. 718 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,934 IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WALK THE WALK, 719 00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:15,435 YOU ALSO GOTTA TALK THE TALK, 720 00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:18,438 SO THE TASTIES DON'T VIBE YOU OUT. 721 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:19,940 WE'RE GONNA TEACH Y'ALL-- 722 00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,942 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, WE GOT IT. 723 00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:25,445 HE'S GONNA TEACH US HOW TO NOT TALK LIKE GEEKS. 724 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:26,947 YEAH. 725 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:29,950 OK, IF YOU WERE IN FRANCE, YOU'D LEARN FRENCH, RIGHT? 726 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,451 BONJOUR. 727 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,954 (Link) SO, YOU'RE GONNA LEARN BEACH. 728 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:38,959 SEE, BEACH SPEAK IS ABOUT SURFING, PARTYING, AND PULLING CHICKS. 729 00:39:38,959 --> 00:39:41,461 (both) STUFF THAT REALLY MATTERS. 730 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,963 YEAH. 731 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,465 (Link) NOW, A LOT OF WORDS COME FROM BEACH SPEAK, 732 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,468 BUT CAN BE USED IN OTHER SCENARIOS. 733 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:50,971 OK, ATTRACTIVE WOMEN ARE CALLED TASTIES. 734 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:51,972 BUTTER. 735 00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:53,473 NECTAR. 736 00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:56,977 IF YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE... 737 00:39:57,978 --> 00:39:59,980 (both) WICKED! 738 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:00,981 YEAH! 739 00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:01,982 IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD... 740 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,484 YOU'RE THE SHIT! 741 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,485 YEAH. 742 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,487 OK, OK, I WANNA TRY IT. I'M A SHIT. 743 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:08,989 NO, MAN. 744 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:09,990 TSK! 745 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,992 THAT MEANS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 746 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:14,995 NO, BUT HE--HE JUST SAID THAT BEING A SHIT WAS GOOD. 747 00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:16,997 NO, DUDE. YOU WANNA... 748 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:20,000 YOU DON'T WANNA BE "A SHIT," YOU WANNA BE "THE SHIT." 749 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,003 OK, OK. I'M THE SHITS. 750 00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:26,006 NO, DUDE. THAT MEANS YOU SUCK. 751 00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:27,507 NO BUT HE JUST... 752 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,509 YOU-- AND THEN YOU SAID THAT SHIT... UH, SHIT. 753 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,011 THIS IS SHIT. 754 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:34,014 IT'S 2 DIFFERENT KINDS OF SHIT, MAN. 755 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:36,016 YOU TALK ABOUT SHIT? 756 00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:37,517 IS THERE A PROBLEM, DUDE? 757 00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:39,019 [laughing] 758 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:41,521 THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT. 759 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,524 UH, YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO PULL CHICKS. 760 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,025 YEAH, WE WANNA PULL CHICKS. 761 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,528 WE DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL US HOW TO TALK. 762 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:49,029 HI, GUYS. 763 00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:51,531 (both) HEY! 764 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:54,034 (girl) DID YOU GET THE 411 ON PINHEAD? 765 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,036 HE WAS PETTING THE CAT ON THIS CLEAN PEELER 766 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:59,039 AND HE GOT TOTALLY PROSECUTED BY THIS GNARLY MACKER. 767 00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,541 DUDE GOT DUMPED. 768 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,043 OH, DIAL IN ON ME LATER. 769 00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:05,545 WHERE? 770 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,548 UH, WE'LL BE VEGGING AT THE SHACK. 771 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:10,551 IT'LL BE SKEGGIN'. BRING YOUR FRIENDS. 772 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,052 LATRONIC. 773 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,554 (both) CIAO. 774 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,557 THEY NEED TO TEACH US HOW TO TALK. 775 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:19,059 YEAH, I THINK WE--WE MAY VERY WELL BE GEEKS. 776 00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:20,560 I'M COMPLETELY-- 777 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,062 VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT OUTBURST. 778 00:41:22,062 --> 00:41:23,563 WHAT WAS THAT FRENCH THING AGAIN? 779 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,065 ♪[music playing] 780 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:38,579 WHOA! 781 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,080 WHOA! 782 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,583 NEATO. I MEAN, IT REALLY, UH, FAR OUT. 783 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:47,087 UH, I MEAN, NO, UH, UH, WICKED. WICKED. 784 00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:49,089 ALL RIGHT, YOU MACK DADDIES, 785 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:52,092 YOU'RE HIP, YOU'RE STYLIN', 786 00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:54,594 AND YOU'RE SWIMMING IN BUTTER. 787 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,096 SO GO SPREAD SOME, ALL RIGHT? 788 00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:57,598 DON'T WAIT UP. 789 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,102 [sighing] 790 00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:03,603 WOW! 791 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:06,607 DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY CAN PULL ANY CHICKS? 792 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,108 DUDE, HOW CAN THEY FAIL? 793 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:11,612 THEY'VE GOT THE PRIMO TEACHERS. 794 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,614 HEY, YOU WANNA BUST A MOVE? 795 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,616 OH, UH, 796 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,117 CHA, I'M FLAMING. 797 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,621 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A 'ROID. 798 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,623 OH, NO, NO, NO, WAIT. COME BACK. 799 00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,626 I--I, UH, I'VE GOT THE POWER. 800 00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:40,140 YEE-HA! 801 00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,153 HEY, KILLER LOCKS. 802 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:54,654 OH, HEY, THANKS. 803 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,657 UM, UH, 804 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,659 HEY, UH, YOU WANNA WHACK THE WEEDER? 805 00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:00,160 HUH! 806 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:07,167 [giggling] 807 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:08,668 (Link) YUM. MMM. 808 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,170 [girl giggling] 809 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,673 THAT WAS REALLY SPECIAL. 810 00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:14,675 (Kimberlee) I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE, 811 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:18,178 BUT YOU HAVE THE COOLEST EYES I HAVE EVER SEEN. 812 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,680 HA, HA. 813 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:23,684 WELL, THAT'S SO I CAN SEE YOU BETTER. 814 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:25,686 [girls laughing] 815 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:30,190 I WOULDN'T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD, HOMEY. SHE'S LACQUERED. 816 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:33,693 UH, WOULD YOU LET THE LADY TALK? SHE'S DOING JUST FINE. 817 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:34,695 SKANK. 818 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,196 UH. 819 00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:41,201 MMM, JUST 'CAUSE HE'S TAKEN DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TRY. 820 00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:43,703 YEAH, DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T TRY. 821 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:44,705 [giggling] 822 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:47,207 OOH, TRY. 823 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,713 I THINK WE SHOULD GO CHECK UP ON THE GEEKS. 824 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,716 WOULD YOU CHILL OUT, DUDE? 825 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:58,719 I MEAN, HOW MUCH TROUBLE CAN THEY POSSIBLY GET IN? 826 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,721 (Link) CHEERS! 827 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,726 YOU KNOW, A BOSS CHICK LIKE YOU 828 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:08,228 IS WASTED ON THESE BOARD HEADS. 829 00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:12,732 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND GET BUSY, HUH? 830 00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,734 HOW ABOUT SHE'S WITH ME, HONDO, HUH? 831 00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:16,236 BOGUS. 832 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,240 [Ronald grunting] 833 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,741 [crashing] 834 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:23,743 [girls screaming] 835 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,246 [bottles smashing] 836 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,749 THIS IS TOTALLY BOGUS! 837 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,251 I WONDER WHICH GILLIGAN STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS. 838 00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:34,754 [glass shattering] 839 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:37,257 THIS IS LOCO, MAN. 840 00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:39,259 THERE'S NEVER BEEN A FIGHT IN THE CREAM ROOM. 841 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:40,760 WHOA! 842 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,262 GET OUT OF HERE! 843 00:44:43,263 --> 00:44:44,264 HEY, YOU BIG APE! 844 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:47,267 WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND? 845 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:51,271 COME HERE, SON. 846 00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:53,773 WHERE I COME FROM, YOU NEVER HIT A GIRL. 847 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,275 [grunts] 848 00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,776 THAT'S 7. 849 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:58,779 THAT'S 14. 850 00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:00,280 [thuds] 851 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,781 THAT'S 21. 852 00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:03,283 [crashing] 853 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,785 YOU MIGHT WANNA PUT SOME ICE ON THAT. 854 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,788 IT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK. 855 00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:09,789 OK, WHO'S NEXT? 856 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,793 [waves breaking] 857 00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:32,812 [glass clinking] 858 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,815 (Conner) WE REALLY FLAILED LAST NIGHT. 859 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,316 YEAH. 860 00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:37,317 MAYBE I SHOULD, LIKE, 861 00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:39,319 GIVE YOU GUYS YOUR MONEY BACK. 862 00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:42,822 NO, NO, IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM, LINK. WE-WE'RE JUST HOPELESS. 863 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,325 HEY, DIDN'T I SEE YOU DUDES AT THE CREAM ROOM LAST NIGHT? 864 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,328 YEAH, I'M THE SHIT-DISTURBER THAT CAUSED ALL THE DRAMA. 865 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:50,330 OH, THE WHOLE SCENARIO WAS SERIOUSLY WARPED. 866 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:54,834 WORD, MAN. EVERYONE WAS SCRAPPING. WE ALMOST GOT OUR ASSES CAPPED. 867 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:57,337 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN HEINOUS. 868 00:45:57,337 --> 00:45:58,338 ALL RIGHT! 869 00:45:58,338 --> 00:46:00,340 HEY, YOU'RE THE BENNY WHO KEPT THAT SCHMOO 870 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:01,841 FROM BANGING THE BOTTLE OVER MY HEAD. 871 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,844 I COULDN'T LET HIM DING YOUR DOME. 872 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:04,845 THANKS. 873 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,346 (Conner) RIGHT ON. 874 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:07,847 LOOK AT THOSE CLEAN PEELERS. 875 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,349 AWESOME! LET'S GO SHARKING. 876 00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:10,850 WE GOTTA BAIL. 877 00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,852 BYE. 878 00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:13,854 LATRONIC. 879 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:16,356 DUDES, YOU JUST PULLED SOME CHICKS. 880 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,857 WE DID? 881 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,359 DEFINITIVO! 882 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:20,360 YEAH! 883 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:22,362 (Link) RONALD, YOU DIDN'T GIVE THEM A LINE. 884 00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:24,364 AND, CONNER, YOU WEREN'T A HICK. 885 00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:26,866 AND, HOWARD, YOU FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT, DUDE. 886 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,869 SHUT THE FUCK UP. 887 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:30,370 WE'RE PLAYERS! 888 00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:31,371 MACK DADDIES! 889 00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:32,872 WE ARE THE SHIT. 890 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:33,874 [whooping] 891 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,375 YES! 892 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,376 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 893 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:38,878 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 894 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,380 PARTY! 895 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,382 (all) PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! 896 00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:45,886 PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! 897 00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:48,888 PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! 898 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,390 WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 899 00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:51,391 WHAT? 900 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,393 WE NEED A THEME, DUDE. 901 00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:54,394 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE-- 902 00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,396 CHILL! 903 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:59,899 (Bernie) HE'S IN THE 6TH ELEMENT WITH THE PARTY GODS. 904 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:30,931 I GOT IT! 905 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,433 (Link) HEY, 906 00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:37,437 WE SET UP A MISS BIKINI OLYMPICS CONTEST. 907 00:47:37,437 --> 00:47:39,939 [laughing] 908 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,441 WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS GONNA WANNA COMPETE 909 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,443 IN AN OLYMPIC EVENT WEARING A BIKINI? 910 00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:45,445 THE KIND THESE GUYS WANNA MEET. 911 00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:47,447 YEAH. DUH. 912 00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:50,950 (Link) ALL THE EVENTS WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE BEACH OR IN THE WATER. 913 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:52,452 IT'S A NATURAL PLACE FOR A BIKINI. 914 00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:55,455 YEAH, RIGHT. IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO SHOW SKIN. 915 00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:57,957 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? REALLY, TELL ME 'CAUSE 916 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:01,962 ARTISTS HAVE BEEN DEPICTING THE FEMININE FORM FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS. 917 00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:03,463 EXPLOITING IT. 918 00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:05,465 EXPOSING, EXPLOITING. WHATEVER. 919 00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:07,967 HE'S RIGHT. LOOK AT BOTTICELLI'S BIRTH OF VENUS. 920 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:08,969 RUBENS' SIRENS. 921 00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:10,470 THE GREEK'S APHRODITE. 922 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,472 HUGH HEFNER'S CENTERFOLDS. 923 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:13,473 [laughing] 924 00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:16,977 WE'LL HAVE THE EVENTS 925 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:18,979 WHERE YOU COMPETE IN A BEAUTY PAGEANT FOR MISS BIKINI OLYMPIA. 926 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,981 YEAH, LIKE A BIKINI CONTEST. 927 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:21,982 YEAH. 928 00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:24,484 WE COULD BROADCAST THE EVENT AND MAKE A FORTUNE. 929 00:48:24,484 --> 00:48:25,985 (Conner) HOWARD COULD HOOK US UP 930 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,988 TO A SATELLITE FEED. COULDN'T YOU? 931 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:28,989 (Howard) I COULD DO THAT. 932 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:29,990 (Ronald) I'LL DO THE SALES. 933 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:32,492 AT YOUR USUAL FEE, I MIGHT ADD. 934 00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:33,993 YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY, 935 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,496 HOW MUCH ARE YOU THINKING OF OFFERING THE WINNER? 936 00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:38,498 YEAH, INTERESTING. 937 00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:40,500 DON'T TELL HER. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW. 938 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,502 IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A FORTUNE. 939 00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:43,503 OK, OK. 940 00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:47,507 $10,000 PER EVENT 941 00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:50,510 PLUS $50,000 FOR MISS BIKINI OLYMPIA. WOULD THAT-- WOULD THAT BE ENOUGH? 942 00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,512 $50,000? 943 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:55,515 WE'LL OFFER ENOUGH SO THAT THE PRETTIEST WOMEN ON THE BEACH ARE GONNA WANNA COMPETE. 944 00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:57,016 I CAN OPEN MY AUTO REPAIR SHOP. $50,000? 945 00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,018 YEAH, YOU COULD. 946 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,021 I MUST BE THE ONLY DUDE WHOSE CHICK IS INTO CARS. 947 00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:04,024 HE'S THREATENED BY THAT. 948 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,526 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHICK MECHANIC? 949 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,528 I'VE SEEN SOME GREASY CHASSIS. 950 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,030 [laughing] 951 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:14,534 BOOGIE BOARDING. SIGN ME UP. 952 00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:15,535 YOU? 953 00:49:15,535 --> 00:49:17,036 YEAH, ME. 954 00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,038 (Howard) HERE WE GO. 955 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,040 (Sunny) WHY, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 956 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,541 WELL, NO. 957 00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:23,042 I MEAN YOU'RE VERY GOOD AND ALL, BUT-- 958 00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:26,045 BUT I'M NOT AS GOOD AS KIMBERLEE. 959 00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:27,547 SHE'S SOUTH COAST CHAMPION. 960 00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:29,549 LIKE YOU SAID-- 961 00:49:29,549 --> 00:49:31,050 "YESTERYEAR." 962 00:49:32,552 --> 00:49:34,053 [all chattering] 963 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,058 (Link) PASS THE JOINT, DUDE. 964 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:41,561 ♪ ANY TIME I KISS HER ON THE EARS AND NECK ♪ 965 00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:45,064 ♪ THIS GIRL NAMED CHARLENE, SHE ACTS SO MEAN ♪ 966 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:47,567 ♪ ANY TIME WE HAVE SEX ♪ 967 00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,569 ♪ SHE SCREAMS LIKE A SIREN ♪ 968 00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:52,572 ♪ THIS GIRL NAMED TIKARO ♪ 969 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:55,575 OK. BEACH VOLLEYBALL. 970 00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:57,577 HI. 971 00:49:57,577 --> 00:49:59,579 HI, PEPPY. 972 00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:03,082 I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY ATHLETIC, UM, BUT I REALLY WANNA TRY OUT FOR SOMETHING. 973 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:06,086 ALL-RIGHTY. PADDLEBALL? 974 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:08,588 UH, FRISBEE? SWIMMING? 975 00:50:08,588 --> 00:50:10,590 WHAT ARE THE RULES AGAIN? 976 00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:14,093 UH, ANY BEACH SPORT QUALIFIES, AS LONG AS YOU'RE WEARING A BIKINI. 977 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:17,097 I'M REALLY GOOD AT SANDCASTLE BUILDING. 978 00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:21,601 BERNIE, NEW EVENT: SANDCASTLE BUILDING. 979 00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:23,603 SORRY, GUYS. I REALLY HAD TO PEE. 980 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,605 NEXT GIRL, PLEASE. 981 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:27,106 UH, HI, WOW. 982 00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:29,108 UH, SO YOUR NAME IS ILYSA. 983 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:31,111 YEAH. 984 00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:33,113 YEAH. AND I SEE HERE THAT YOU'RE DOWN FOR SURFING. 985 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:35,115 I'M SURE YOU'RE GOOD AT ANYTHING. 986 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,616 YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU. 987 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,620 WOW. 988 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,122 WELL, I--I CAN'T READ YOUR NEXT EVENT. 989 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:44,624 BUT IT SAYS, WHAT IS THAT, TUG OF WAR? 990 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,626 YEAH. I'LL SHOW YOU. 991 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,628 YIKES! 992 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:52,132 WELL, HUSH MY MOUTH. 993 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,635 ...GRAND PRIZE OF $50,000. 994 00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:59,639 THAT'S RIGHT. $50,000. 995 00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:02,141 ALL DECISIONS WILL BE MADE BY OUR OFFICIAL JUDGES 996 00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:04,644 AND ALL DECISIONS WILL BE FINAL. 997 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,148 GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE ARRIVED. 998 00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:09,649 AIN'T IT THE SHIT? 999 00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:11,150 WE ARE GONNA MAKE A FORTUNE ON THE T.V. RIGHTS. 1000 00:51:11,651 --> 00:51:12,652 YEE-HA! 1001 00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:14,654 HEY. 1002 00:51:14,654 --> 00:51:17,657 WHICH ONE OF YOU MACK DADDIES WILL RUB A LITTLE JUICE ON MY BACK? 1003 00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:18,658 (both) I-- I'LL 1004 00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:20,159 I'LL BE JUICING HER UP. 1005 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,662 C-C-COME HERE. DADDY, DADDY WILL DO THE JUICING. 1006 00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:24,664 MACK OR NO MACK, 1007 00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:27,166 THAT IS THE QUESTION. 1008 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:29,169 I DON'T WANNA BURN FOR THE BEAUTY CONTEST TOMORROW NIGHT. 1009 00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:31,671 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BURN. YOU HOLD THAT. 1010 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,673 I'M GONNA CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER. 1011 00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:35,175 WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 1012 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,676 KIMBERLEE. 1013 00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:40,680 'CAUSE I'M GONNA WATCH LITTLE KIMBERLEE BUST A FEW. 1014 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,181 NOW, TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 1015 00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:45,184 HI THERE. OH, HI. 1016 00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:46,686 IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT, WOULD YOU GIVE US 1017 00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:49,188 SOME POINTERS ON OUR PADDLEBALL? 1018 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,690 ABSOLUTELY. I WOULD LOVE THAT. 1019 00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:53,192 OH, GREAT, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE WE WANNA WORK ON OUR TECHNIQUE. 1020 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,694 WE WANNA MAKE SURE WE GOT IT RIGHT. 1021 00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:56,696 YOU KNOW, SCORE BIG. SCORE BIG. 1022 00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,197 [laughing] 1023 00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:01,201 READY? 1024 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,702 ♪ ANY TIME I KISS HER ♪ 1025 00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:05,204 ♪ ON THE EARS AND NECK ♪ 1026 00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:07,207 ♪ THIS GIRL NAMED CHARLENE ♪ 1027 00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:09,209 ♪ SHE ACTS SO MEAN ♪ 1028 00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:12,712 UM, CAN YOU HELP ME FASTEN IT? IT WON'T STAY. 1029 00:52:12,712 --> 00:52:15,715 (Julie) MAKE IT REALLY TIGHT. I MEAN, CAN YOU? 1030 00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:17,216 YEAH, I CAN DO IT. I-- 1031 00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:18,718 HEY, MINE NEEDS ADJUSTMENT, TOO. 1032 00:52:18,718 --> 00:52:20,219 HE WAS HELPING ME. 1033 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,721 EXCUSE ME. I SAW HIM FIRST, YOU SKANK. 1034 00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:23,723 WHO SAYS, YOU MOFO. 1035 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,725 YOU SKEEZ BITCH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 1036 00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:27,727 PLEASE, LADIES, CONTROL YOURSELVES. 1037 00:52:27,727 --> 00:52:31,230 PLEASE, STAND ASIDE! STAND BACK! STAND BACK! 1038 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,732 YOU'RE A SLUT! 1039 00:52:32,732 --> 00:52:34,233 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 1040 00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,235 OH. 1041 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,236 OH. 1042 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:37,737 GOOD THING I CAME ALONG WHEN I DID. 1043 00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:39,739 THOSE GIRLS WERE GONNA TEAR YOU APART. 1044 00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:42,241 SO WHAT? DID YOU SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING OUT THERE, HUH? 1045 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:45,745 IT WAS PARADISE, MAN. THOSE GIRLS WERE JUST-- 1046 00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:49,248 HOWARD! HOWARD! CIRCLE YOUR WAGONS, BOY! 1047 00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:50,750 THOSE GIRLS DIDN'T WANT YOU FOR YOU. 1048 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,752 THEY WANTED YOU FOR YOUR JUDGESHIP. 1049 00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:57,257 TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, SON. TURN IT INSIDE OUT. 1050 00:52:57,757 --> 00:53:00,259 WE'RE WALKING TARGETS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 1051 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:03,263 OH. 1052 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:05,765 CAN YOU SAY "HOOKER"? 1053 00:53:05,765 --> 00:53:08,768 KIMBERLEE SKANK BANK. 1054 00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:10,770 WHORE. 1055 00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:11,771 SLUT. 1056 00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:16,776 EWWW. 1057 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,779 GOOD LUCK. 1058 00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:20,780 THANKS. 1059 00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:26,285 YOU DON'T NEED MUCH LUCK, SINCE LINK'S ONE OF THE JUDGES. 1060 00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:29,789 ARE YOU SAYING HE WON'T BE FAIR? 1061 00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:32,792 HE'S YOUR FRIEND, TOO. 1062 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:35,795 YEAH. BUT HE'S SLEEPING WITH YOU, NOT ME. 1063 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:38,297 YEAH. AND I PLAN TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. 1064 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:43,303 HOW IS IT, LADIES? 1065 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:44,804 WHY THE GLOOM AND DOOM? 1066 00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:46,806 OH, JUST PRE-EVENT JITTERS. 1067 00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:49,809 WOULD A FULL FRONTAL MASSAGE CALM YOU DOWN? 1068 00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:53,313 LINK, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD JUDGE THIS EVENT. 1069 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,315 REALLY? 1070 00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:58,318 SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE IMPARTIAL TO ME. 1071 00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:02,321 WELL, THAT'S RETARDED. EITHER YOU DOMINATE THE WAVES OR YOU DON'T. 1072 00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:04,324 SHE MIGHT HAVE A POINT. 1073 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:08,828 FINE. I'LL WITHDRAW FROM THIS EVENT. 1074 00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:10,329 WELL, DON'T GET POUTY. 1075 00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:14,834 I GOTTA GO TAKE CARE OF HIM. HE'S SUCH A LITTLE WUSS. 1076 00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,337 IF YOU TUNED IN TO SEE SOME YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS 1077 00:54:17,837 --> 00:54:19,338 COMPETING IN PRACTICALLY NOTHING, 1078 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:21,341 YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 1079 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,843 WE'RE HERE AT THE WORLD'S FIRST BIKINI OLYMPICS 1080 00:54:23,843 --> 00:54:26,846 BRINGING YOU LIVE COVERAGE OF TODAY'S OPENING EVENTS 1081 00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:29,849 WHERE THE COMPETITIVE SPIRIT IN THE HULA-HOOP COMPETITION 1082 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:32,352 HAS REACHED EPIC PROPORTION. 1083 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,854 TODAY'S CONTESTANTS HAVE TRIED IN VAIN 1084 00:54:34,854 --> 00:54:37,857 TO INFLUENCE THESE OBJECTIVE, UNBIASED JUDGES 1085 00:54:37,857 --> 00:54:40,359 WHO RATE POTENTIAL MISS BIKINIS 1086 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,862 FOR THEIR TALENT, GRACE, AND AGILITY. 1087 00:54:42,862 --> 00:54:44,864 [speaking in Chinese] 1088 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,874 HI, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1089 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:56,876 BONNIE. 1090 00:54:56,876 --> 00:55:00,880 WELL, HI, BONNIE. CAN YOU SAY HI TO A BILLION CHINESE PEOPLE? 1091 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,382 [speaking in Chinese] 1092 00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:05,885 (Brent) THESE GIRLS HAVE SHOWN ZEN-LIKE MASTERY 1093 00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:08,888 OVER THE ELEGANT TECHNIQUE OF KITE FLYING 1094 00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:12,391 AND THE PRECISION OF THE NOBLE CARTWHEEL. 1095 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:15,895 WHAT SOME CALL FUN, OUR CONTENDERS CALL SPORT. 1096 00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:18,397 I GAVE HER A 6.9. 1097 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:19,899 (Brent) WITHOUT SUCH EFFORT AS THIS 1098 00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:24,403 THERE COULD NOT BE THE TRIUMPH OF VICTORY OR THE AGONY OF DEFEAT. 1099 00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:25,905 HOW'S THAT TASTY? 1100 00:55:25,905 --> 00:55:26,906 YEAH, BABY! 1101 00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:27,907 [grunting] 1102 00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:29,409 [whooping] 1103 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,414 (Brent) ALTHOUGH THE DAY WAS FILLED WITH 1104 00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:36,916 SMILES, SUN, SAND, AND BEAUTIFUL BLUE SKIES, 1105 00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:39,418 THE CONTEST WAS NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES. 1106 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:43,423 TWO OF THE AFTERNOON EVENTS BECAME MARKED BY CONTROVERSY. 1107 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:45,425 THERE WAS SOME SPECULATION AS TO THE MOTIVE 1108 00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,927 OF THE NEAR DECAPITATION OF ONE OF THE JUDGES 1109 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:48,928 DURING THE FRISBEE TOSS. 1110 00:55:48,928 --> 00:55:50,429 OH! 1111 00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,933 NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE CONTESTANT WAS DISQUALIFIED. 1112 00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:55,935 [laughing] 1113 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,944 DURING THE BOOGIE BOARDING FINAL, SCANDAL ROCKED THE COMPETITION. 1114 00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:09,448 WHEN LOCAL FAVORITE, SUNNY THOMAS, EXECUTED A NEAR PERFECT WAVE 1115 00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,451 ONLY TO BE UPSTAGED 1116 00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:15,955 BY THE TABLOID-LIKE TACTICS OF KIMBERLEE HIGHNESS. 1117 00:56:15,955 --> 00:56:17,456 (male voice) HYNES. HYNES. 1118 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:18,958 WHATEVER. 1119 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,960 DID SHE ACCIDENTALLY LOSE HER TOP 1120 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,964 OR IS SHE THE TONYA HARDING OF THE SURF SET? 1121 00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,467 [cheering] 1122 00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,472 WHATEVER YOUR ANGLE, MISS HYNES, 1123 00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:34,974 YOU CERTAINLY CAUGHT THE JUDGES' ATTENTION. 1124 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:39,979 THIS IS BRENT BRONSON 1125 00:56:39,979 --> 00:56:43,482 COMING TO YOU LIVE WITH THIS TOUGH ASSIGNMENT FROM MALIBU BEACH. 1126 00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:45,985 BACK TO YOU GUYS AT CHANNEL 3. 1127 00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:47,987 GOD, SHE'S SUCH A SLUT. 1128 00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:50,490 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DATED THAT. 1129 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:52,492 HEY, I WAS YOUNG AND INNOCENT, OK? 1130 00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:55,495 I'M GROWN UP NOW. I AM. 1131 00:56:56,996 --> 00:56:58,497 WHAT DID I DO? 1132 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:02,001 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BERNIE. OUR RATINGS JUST SOARED. 1133 00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:04,504 [camera clicks] 1134 00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:14,013 GET READY TO DIE, YOU ZONEHEAD FREAKS. 1135 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,514 COME TO DADDY. 1136 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,016 C'MON. 1137 00:57:20,019 --> 00:57:23,522 WOW, MISTER, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY GET UP TO LEVEL 20 BEFORE. 1138 00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,024 WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY? 1139 00:57:25,024 --> 00:57:27,526 I OUGHT TO BE PRETTY GOOD, KID. I INVENTED THE GAME. 1140 00:57:28,027 --> 00:57:29,028 WOW, MY FAVORITE GAME. 1141 00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:30,529 REALLY, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE GAME? 1142 00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:32,031 YEAH. 1143 00:57:32,031 --> 00:57:33,532 HOWARD. HOWARD. 1144 00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:37,036 UM, KID, I GOT AN IDEA. TAKE OVER, TAKE OVER. GO ON. 1145 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:39,038 WOW. 1146 00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:40,539 I WAS JUST-- 1147 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,043 THIS IS NOT THE WAY, HOWARD. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE WAY. 1148 00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:46,545 WE'RE HERE TO PICK UP CHICKS, OK? 1149 00:57:47,046 --> 00:57:48,047 [people chattering] 1150 00:57:52,051 --> 00:57:56,055 (Patti) HELP! HELP ME! HELP! 1151 00:57:56,055 --> 00:58:00,059 OH, MY GOD! I'M GOING DOWN! 1152 00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:01,560 [screams] 1153 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:06,065 HELP. OH, MY GOD. 1154 00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:08,067 I'M GOING DOWN. 1155 00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:09,068 I'M HERE! 1156 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:10,570 [screaming] 1157 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,078 (Patti) OH. 1158 00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:22,081 OH. OH. OH. 1159 00:58:22,081 --> 00:58:26,085 OH. OH. OH. 1160 00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:28,087 MY LEG, MY LEG IS CRAMPED. 1161 00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:30,089 HERE, LET ME RUB IT OUT FOR YOU. 1162 00:58:30,089 --> 00:58:33,092 OH, OH, OH. 1163 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:36,595 I COULDN'T SWIM BACK. THE TIDE JUST KEPT PULLING ME BACK. 1164 00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:39,599 THANKS. 1165 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:42,601 MY PLEASURE. 1166 00:58:45,104 --> 00:58:47,606 WHERE ARE YOUR, UH, LIFEGUARD TRUNKS? 1167 00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:50,109 OH, I'M NOT A LIFEGUARD. 1168 00:58:50,109 --> 00:58:53,112 I HAD SOME RESCUE TRAINING IN THE NAVY. 1169 00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:55,615 I'M A LUCKY GIRL. 1170 00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:03,289 [birds chirping] 1171 00:59:03,289 --> 00:59:05,291 (Ronald) HUH. 1172 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:09,295 ANYWAY, I WANTED TO GIVE YOU YOUR $10,000 CHECK PERSONALLY. 1173 00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:11,797 OH, HOW SWEET. 1174 00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:14,300 WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING IT FOR ME? 1175 00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:18,304 I, UH, DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO PUT IT. 1176 00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:21,307 I'LL PICK IT UP FROM YOU LATER TONIGHT? 1177 00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:26,312 WHAT DO YOU THINK MY CHANCES ARE 1178 00:59:26,312 --> 00:59:27,813 OF WINNING THE MISS BIKINI TITLE? 1179 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:31,818 WELL, IF IT WASN'T FOR SUNNY, I'D SAY YOU ARE A SHOO-IN. 1180 00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:32,819 OH. 1181 00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:35,321 SHE'S SUCH A DOWNER. 1182 00:59:36,322 --> 00:59:38,824 LISTEN, I WANT THAT CROWN. 1183 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:39,826 OH, YEAH? 1184 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,327 YEAH. 1185 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,833 SO, WHAT ARE YOU PROPOSING? 1186 00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:51,838 YOU'RE NOT DRESSED YET? 1187 00:59:51,838 --> 00:59:53,840 I'M NOT GONNA GO. 1188 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,843 OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE NOT GOING? 1189 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:58,845 YOU'RE GONNA THROW HIM BACK INTO HER ARMS. 1190 00:59:59,345 --> 01:00:01,347 HE'S PROBABLY THERE ALREADY. 1191 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:04,350 CAN I BORROW THIS? 1192 01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:06,352 SURE. 1193 01:00:07,353 --> 01:00:08,854 THANK YOU. 1194 01:00:10,356 --> 01:00:11,357 HOW DO I LOOK? 1195 01:00:11,357 --> 01:00:13,859 GORGEOUS. 1196 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:16,863 WELL, THANK YOU. HE DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE. 1197 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,364 HERE. SIT UP. 1198 01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:21,867 [grunts] 1199 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,870 THIS IS TO A GREAT PARTY. 1200 01:00:28,374 --> 01:00:29,375 CHEERS. 1201 01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:31,377 [laughing] 1202 01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:33,379 SORRY. 1203 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,382 OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1204 01:00:36,382 --> 01:00:38,384 WELL, I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO. 1205 01:00:38,384 --> 01:00:40,386 YOU CAN GET OFF YOUR ASS AND START THINKING 1206 01:00:40,386 --> 01:00:42,888 ABOUT YOUR $50,000 AND YOUR AUTO SHOP. 1207 01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:45,891 [vehicle honking] 1208 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:49,395 [gasps] 1209 01:00:49,395 --> 01:00:51,397 THERE'S A LIMO OUTSIDE. 1210 01:00:51,397 --> 01:00:53,399 OH. OO-LA-LA. 1211 01:00:53,399 --> 01:00:54,900 ♪[music playing] 1212 01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:35,942 (Bernie) MAN, YOU'RE LUCKY IF SHE SHOWS UP. 1213 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:38,444 DUDE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT KIMBERLEE WON. 1214 01:01:38,444 --> 01:01:40,946 YOU'RE THE BONEHEAD WHO GAVE HER 110. 1215 01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:43,950 HER KNOCKERS DESERVED 110. 1216 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:47,453 BESIDES, IT'S YOUR FAULT. YOU USED TO DATE HER. 1217 01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:49,455 NOW, IF SUNNY DON'T MAKE IT, 1218 01:01:49,455 --> 01:01:52,958 THAT MEANS GLORIA DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO, EITHER. 1219 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,461 WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU GUYS JUST FIGHT ANYWAY. 1220 01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:58,464 I KNOW. THAT CHICK PISSES ME OFF! 1221 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:03,469 WHERE'S SUNNY? I GOTTA FIND SUNNY. 1222 01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:05,972 OH. OH. 1223 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:08,474 [grunting] 1224 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:16,482 WHOA! 1225 01:02:16,482 --> 01:02:17,483 BITCHING! 1226 01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:21,987 [waves breaking] 1227 01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:26,993 THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME. 1228 01:02:27,493 --> 01:02:28,994 CHECK IT OUT. 1229 01:02:33,499 --> 01:02:36,502 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE AN INVITATION? 1230 01:02:36,502 --> 01:02:38,003 WELL, ACTUALLY... 1231 01:02:40,506 --> 01:02:42,007 NO. 1232 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,009 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 1233 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:45,011 GO AHEAD. I'LL BE IN THERE. 1234 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,512 INVITATION. 1235 01:02:46,512 --> 01:02:48,013 (Mrs. Jones) IT'S REALLY OK. I KNOW EVERYONE. 1236 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:51,017 (Frank) WITHOUT AN INVITATION, I CAN'T LET YOU IN. 1237 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:54,020 I KNOW THE PERSON WHO OWNS THE PLACE. OK. WHERE DO I GET AN INVITATION? 1238 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,022 DO YOU HAVE ONE IN HERE? 1239 01:02:56,522 --> 01:02:58,023 WHAT'S THE HAPS, FRANK? 1240 01:02:58,524 --> 01:03:00,025 THIS LADY DOESN'T HAVE AN INVITATION. 1241 01:03:00,526 --> 01:03:03,529 OH. 1242 01:03:03,529 --> 01:03:06,532 (Link) WELL, LET HER IN. CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S NECTAR? 1243 01:03:12,538 --> 01:03:14,540 EUNUCH. 1244 01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:16,041 GOOD EVENING, MRS. JONES. 1245 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:18,044 GOOD EVENING TO YOU. 1246 01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:19,545 [vehicle honking] 1247 01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:20,546 WHOA! 1248 01:03:21,047 --> 01:03:23,049 WHOA, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1249 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:26,052 NO SE, HOMBRE. 1250 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,055 (Link) WHOA! 1251 01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:34,560 DAMN, THEY ACTUALLY LOOK COOL. 1252 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,563 OH, BABY! WE HAVE ARRIVED. 1253 01:03:37,563 --> 01:03:39,565 HI, GUYS. 1254 01:03:39,565 --> 01:03:42,067 LINK, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 1255 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:43,069 HEY, LINK. 1256 01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:45,571 I SMELL TROUBLE, HOMEY. 1257 01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:49,074 UH, HI, KIMBERLEE. CAN WE TALK LATER? 1258 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:53,079 WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF MY NEW BATHING SUIT. 1259 01:03:53,579 --> 01:03:54,580 WOW. 1260 01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:57,082 FEEL HOW SMOOTH IT IS. 1261 01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:58,584 OH, OH. 1262 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,086 (Bernie) AHEM. 1263 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:02,588 YEAH. COOL, UM. 1264 01:04:02,588 --> 01:04:05,090 I GOTTA JAM. BUT THANKS FOR THAT. 1265 01:04:06,592 --> 01:04:08,594 (Link) HEY, MAN. 1266 01:04:08,594 --> 01:04:11,096 GREAT PARTY, MAN! 1267 01:04:11,097 --> 01:04:12,598 TUBULAR, DUDE, TUBULAR! 1268 01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:15,100 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, WE GAVE THE GIRLS A RIDE. 1269 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:17,603 NOT A PROBLEM. GO AHEAD. 1270 01:04:17,603 --> 01:04:20,105 LET'S GO PULL SOME SUPERFLY CHICKS, GUYS. 1271 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:24,110 COME ON, BERNIE, LET'S GO GET A DRINK. 1272 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,611 WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? 1273 01:04:25,611 --> 01:04:26,612 (Gloria) DON'T DEFY ME. 1274 01:04:30,616 --> 01:04:33,118 HEY, SUNNY, WHY THE LOCKOUT? 1275 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,122 WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 1276 01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:38,124 I'M TRYING TO, BUT SHE WON'T LOOK AT ME. 1277 01:04:38,624 --> 01:04:41,126 SHE WAS LOOKING AT YOU PRETTY GOOD A FEW SECONDS AGO. 1278 01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:44,130 COME ON, SHE WAS JUST ASKING ME ABOUT HER BIKINI. 1279 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,631 REALLY? 1280 01:04:45,631 --> 01:04:48,634 DID YOU TELL HER HOW BITCHING HER BODACIOUS BOOBS LOOKED? 1281 01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:50,636 ALL THAT SEX STUFF IS BEHIND US. 1282 01:04:50,636 --> 01:04:53,138 WE JUST TEASE EACH OTHER A LOT, THAT'S ALL. 1283 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:55,641 WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS MAKE EXCUSES? 1284 01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:59,144 WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO THINK WITH YOUR OTHER HEAD? 1285 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:02,648 WHY AM I HAVING THIS CONVERSATION? SCREW YOU! 1286 01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,151 OHHH! 1287 01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:17,663 HERE WE GO. 1288 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,179 HERE WE ARE. 1289 01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:35,681 YOU ALL BE CAREFUL OF THOSE DRINKS. 1290 01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:38,684 THOSE UMBRELLAS CAN BE DANGEROUS. SOMEBODY COULD LOSE AN EYE. 1291 01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:41,687 SOMETHING THIS SMALL, I SHOULD WORRY? 1292 01:05:47,693 --> 01:05:49,695 HMM. 1293 01:05:49,695 --> 01:05:51,196 (Wendel) HEY, SUNNY, GREAT PARTY! 1294 01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:52,698 YEAH, GREAT PARTY! 1295 01:05:52,698 --> 01:05:55,200 THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO JULIE. SHE'S GREAT. 1296 01:05:55,201 --> 01:05:57,703 I'VE BEEN TEACHING HIM THE SWEDISH TONGUE. 1297 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:02,208 (Wendel) WHOO. 1298 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,710 SO, SUNNY, WHERE'S LINK? 1299 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:08,213 HOPEFULLY SOME PLACE WITH HIS HEAD BURIED IN THE SAND. 1300 01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,216 WE'LL CATCH YOU LATER. 1301 01:06:16,722 --> 01:06:18,223 HEY. 1302 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:20,726 WHAT'S WRONG? 1303 01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:22,228 LINK? 1304 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:26,732 YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST IMMATURE. 1305 01:06:26,732 --> 01:06:29,735 YOU, UH, JUST GIVE HIM A FEW YEARS. 1306 01:06:29,735 --> 01:06:31,236 A FEW YEARS? 1307 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:35,241 NOPE. I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE YOU 1308 01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:37,743 TO PULL SOME CHICKS. 1309 01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:40,245 WELL, YOU KNOW, I'D--I'D LOOK MUCH MORE APPEALING 1310 01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:42,248 WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON MY ARM. 1311 01:06:58,764 --> 01:06:59,765 YOU GOTTA GO. 1312 01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:00,766 ME? 1313 01:07:00,766 --> 01:07:01,767 THERE'S A PRIZE. 1314 01:07:01,767 --> 01:07:02,768 I COULDN'T. 1315 01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:03,769 COME ON. 1316 01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:08,274 OK, OK, OK, HERE WE GO. 1317 01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:13,779 ARE YOU OK? 1318 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,287 [sighs] 1319 01:07:22,788 --> 01:07:24,289 UM, PATTI, HEY PATTI. 1320 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:25,791 HEY, HEY. 1321 01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:26,792 HEY. 1322 01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:28,794 I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 1323 01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:30,796 YEAH. WELL, UH, 1324 01:07:30,796 --> 01:07:32,798 IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR PAGEANT IS A BIG SUCCESS. 1325 01:07:32,798 --> 01:07:35,300 YEAH, YEAH, IT'S RAGING, AS THEY SAY. 1326 01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:43,308 [grunts] 1327 01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:46,812 YEAH! 1328 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,815 CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? 1329 01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:53,318 UH, SHOULDN'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR FRIEND OVER THERE? 1330 01:07:53,819 --> 01:07:55,320 WHO? 1331 01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,822 THE PRETTY GIRL YOU WERE WITH. 1332 01:07:56,822 --> 01:07:59,825 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE, UH, MOUTH. 1333 01:08:02,828 --> 01:08:06,331 NO, SHE'S--SHE'S A LITTLE YOUNG FOR ME. 1334 01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:08,834 I PREFER A MORE MATURE WOMAN. 1335 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:12,838 THAT IS SO REFRESHING. 1336 01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:14,840 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW SICK I AM OF OLDER MEN 1337 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:17,843 MAKING A FOOL OF THEMSELVES OVER YOUNG GIRLS. 1338 01:08:18,844 --> 01:08:20,846 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 1339 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:32,358 YOU WANT A BEER? 1340 01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:33,859 IT'S A CLASSY PARTY. 1341 01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:35,861 YOU WANT IT IN A GLASS? 1342 01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:37,362 UGH, YOU'RE SUCH A JERK. 1343 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:40,866 HEY, I DIDN'T SCREW UP, LINK DID. SO CHILL! 1344 01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:43,869 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION. 1345 01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:44,870 MAN! 1346 01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,371 DOS BEERS, PLEASE. 1347 01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:47,873 UGH! 1348 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:50,876 CHAMPAGNE? 1349 01:08:51,877 --> 01:08:53,378 FINE. 1350 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,392 [laughing] 1351 01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:18,904 [grunts] 1352 01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:27,413 HEY, THIRSTY? 1353 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:28,914 DEFINITELY. 1354 01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:31,416 UM, MAKE MINE A DOUBLE ZOMBIE. 1355 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,419 MAKE THAT 2 DOUBLE ZOMBIES. 1356 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:35,421 2 DOUBLE ZOMBIES, IT IS. 1357 01:09:35,921 --> 01:09:37,923 UH, I'LL NEED TO SEE SOME I.D., MISS. 1358 01:09:37,923 --> 01:09:39,424 I LOVE IT. 1359 01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:41,427 ARE YOU SERIOUS? I DON'T HAVE ANY I.D.-- 1360 01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:43,428 I'LL VOUCH FOR HER. SHE'S GOOD FOR IT. 1361 01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:45,431 HE'LL VOUCH FOR ME. I'M GOOD FOR IT. 1362 01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:47,933 [sighs] 1363 01:09:51,937 --> 01:09:55,941 LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN UPSTAGED. 1364 01:09:55,941 --> 01:09:59,444 DO YOU MIND MY ASKING, UH, WHY YOU'RE SO BUMMED, UH, ABOUT LINK? 1365 01:10:00,946 --> 01:10:02,948 HE'S EASILY DISTRACTED 1366 01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:05,450 BY KIMBERLEE. 1367 01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:08,954 AH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP. 1368 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:12,458 WHAT? 1369 01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:15,961 SHE JUST WON'T LISTEN. SHE SAID SHE'S TIRED OF ALL MY EXCUSES. 1370 01:10:15,961 --> 01:10:19,464 THEN STOP MAKING EXCUSES. GROW UP. 1371 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:21,967 THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT SHE'S WAITING FOR. 1372 01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:26,972 [laughing maniacally] 1373 01:10:26,972 --> 01:10:30,976 OK, LET'S GET THIS BEAUTY CONTEST GOING. 1374 01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:35,480 YES. 1375 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:50,496 YEAH! YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY JAMMING. 1376 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,998 OK, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP! 1377 01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:56,501 IT'S TIME TO GET THE BEAUTY PAGEANT STARTED 1378 01:10:56,502 --> 01:11:00,005 FOR MISS BIKINI OLYMPIA! 1379 01:11:02,007 --> 01:11:03,508 THIS IS LINDA. 1380 01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:07,513 AND SHE'S THE COOLEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1381 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:09,515 AND ONE TIME I ASKED HIM ABOUT IT 1382 01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:13,018 AND HE SAID THAT YOU TWO HAD AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP. 1383 01:11:13,018 --> 01:11:14,519 NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 1384 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:17,022 (Link) OK, I NEED THE TOP 2 WINNERS... 1385 01:11:17,022 --> 01:11:20,025 (Ronald) THAT'S YOUR EVENT. GO GET 'EM! 1386 01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:24,029 I'M NOT ENTERING. 1387 01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:29,534 (Link) IN THEIR BIKINIS, OF COURSE. 1388 01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,036 [whooping] 1389 01:11:31,036 --> 01:11:32,037 YAH! 1390 01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:33,538 [crowd cheering] 1391 01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,541 UH... 1392 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,043 THE GUYS AND I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A LITTLE FUN JUDGING THE EVENTS TODAY. 1393 01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:41,046 SO WE THOUGHT WE'D LET YOU, OUR FAITHFUL AND HORNY AUDIENCE, 1394 01:11:41,046 --> 01:11:44,049 BE THE JUDGE OF MISS BIKINI! 1395 01:11:45,551 --> 01:11:47,553 LADIES, IT'S SHOWTIME. 1396 01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:49,054 ♪[Buffalo Jump by Sit-'N'-Spin] 1397 01:11:49,054 --> 01:11:50,555 ♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY, DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1398 01:11:51,056 --> 01:11:54,059 ♪ ALL AROUND ♪ 1399 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:57,062 ♪ FIRST, YOU GOT TO RUN IN PLACE ♪ 1400 01:11:57,062 --> 01:12:00,065 ♪ AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND ♪ 1401 01:12:00,065 --> 01:12:01,066 ♪ JUMP! ♪ 1402 01:12:01,066 --> 01:12:04,069 ♪ JUMP, JUMP, BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1403 01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:11,076 GNARLY! 1404 01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:17,082 HOLY SHIT! 1405 01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:22,087 ♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY, DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1406 01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:24,589 ♪ ALL AROUND ♪ 1407 01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:28,093 ♪ FIRST, YOU GOT TO RUN IN PLACE ♪ 1408 01:12:28,093 --> 01:12:31,596 ♪ AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND ♪ 1409 01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:33,098 ♪ JUMP! JUMP, JUMP ♪ 1410 01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:34,599 [laughing] 1411 01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:42,608 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. HAVE A BLAST. 1412 01:12:43,108 --> 01:12:45,110 NO! 1413 01:12:46,111 --> 01:12:48,113 [groaning] 1414 01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:50,615 [cheering continues] 1415 01:13:04,129 --> 01:13:05,130 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN SUNNY? 1416 01:13:05,130 --> 01:13:06,131 ISN'T SHE BACKSTAGE? 1417 01:13:06,131 --> 01:13:07,132 NO. 1418 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:08,634 THE CONTEST IS ABOUT OVER. 1419 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,135 MAYBE SHE'S WITH LINK. 1420 01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:12,137 WELL, YOU KNOW, IF SHE'S NOT HERE SOON 1421 01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:14,639 THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE THE PRIZE MONEY TO KIMBERLEE. 1422 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,141 SHIT. 1423 01:13:16,141 --> 01:13:18,643 COME ON, GLORIA. LET'S GO LOOK FOR HER. 1424 01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:25,651 (secretary) SIGNATURE, PLEASE. 1425 01:13:25,651 --> 01:13:27,152 (Brent) DON'T MIND ME ASKING, 1426 01:13:27,152 --> 01:13:30,655 BUT WHY IS YOUR NAME THE ONLY ONE ON THE SERIES CONTRACT? 1427 01:13:31,156 --> 01:13:32,157 WELL, YOU KNOW, 1428 01:13:32,157 --> 01:13:34,159 IT WAS A MAJOR BATTLE TO CONVINCE MY PARTNERS 1429 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,161 TO GO IN FOR THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1430 01:13:36,161 --> 01:13:37,662 YOU'RE KIDDING. NO. 1431 01:13:37,663 --> 01:13:40,165 THE IDEA OF GETTING THEM INTERESTED IN AN ANNUAL BROADCAST 1432 01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:41,666 IS OUT OF THE QUESTION. 1433 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:42,668 (Brent) TOO BAD. 1434 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,169 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SPEND ALL THE MILLIONS 1435 01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:46,171 THIS SHOW GENERATES BY YOURSELF. 1436 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:49,675 AND YOUR SIGNATURE, PLEASE. 1437 01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:52,678 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. 1438 01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:55,180 [cheering continues] 1439 01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:09,695 HOWARD, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND ANNOUNCE THE WINNER. 1440 01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:11,196 WE CAN'T WAIT FOR LINK ANY LONGER. 1441 01:14:11,196 --> 01:14:12,697 I KNOW. BUT IT'S SUCH A BUMMER. 1442 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,700 SUNNY REALLY HAD A CHANCE, YOU KNOW. 1443 01:14:16,201 --> 01:14:18,203 THERE YOU ARE. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1444 01:14:18,203 --> 01:14:20,205 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UP ON STAGE. 1445 01:14:20,205 --> 01:14:21,706 I'M NOT COMPETING. 1446 01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:22,708 OH, WHAT DID LINK DO? 1447 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:25,210 WHY DOES IT ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE MAN'S FAULT? 1448 01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:27,212 BECAUSE IT ALWAYS IS. 1449 01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:28,713 HE'S SLEEPING WITH KIMBERLEE. 1450 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:29,715 THAT SHITHEAD. 1451 01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:31,716 (Bernie) HE'S NOT SCREWING THAT SKANK. 1452 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,218 OF COURSE YOU'D LIE FOR HIM. 1453 01:14:33,218 --> 01:14:34,719 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 1454 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:38,223 'CAUSE I'M HIS BEST HOMEY. I KNOW EVERYTHING HE DOES. 1455 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:41,727 I'M SERIOUS. 1456 01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:45,730 COME ON. 1457 01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:50,235 (Howard) YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. 1458 01:14:50,235 --> 01:14:52,737 WE'RE ABOUT AT THAT TIME IN THE EVENING 1459 01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:57,242 WHERE I'M VERY PLEASED TO PRESENT THE VERY FIRST MISS OLYMPIA 1460 01:14:57,242 --> 01:15:01,246 HER CHECK FOR $50,000! 1461 01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:05,250 AND NOW I HAVE THE ENVELOPE. 1462 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:06,751 AND THE WINNER IS-- 1463 01:15:07,252 --> 01:15:09,254 (Bernie) HOLD ON! 1464 01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:11,756 THERE'S ONE MORE CONTESTANT! 1465 01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:12,758 (Bernie) EXCUSE US. 1466 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:13,759 SORRY. 1467 01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:15,260 [laughing] 1468 01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:17,262 I DON'T HAVE MY BIKINI ON. 1469 01:15:17,262 --> 01:15:18,763 WELL, HEY. 1470 01:15:20,265 --> 01:15:23,768 WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY A--A GREAT SURPRISE. 1471 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:27,272 WHAT IS SHE DOING UP THERE? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP HER AWAY. 1472 01:15:27,272 --> 01:15:30,775 WELL, I THOUGHT I DID. I--I GOT HER ALL DEPRESSED AND EVERYTHING. 1473 01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:34,279 I THINK THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU TO PUT ON YOUR BIKINI. 1474 01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:38,283 JUST GIVE US A SECOND, PLEASE. 1475 01:15:38,283 --> 01:15:40,785 OK, FOLKS, THIS IS JUST GONNA TAKE A QUICK SECOND. 1476 01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:41,787 BUT YOU KNOW... 1477 01:15:44,289 --> 01:15:47,292 ♪ IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND I CAN'T WAIT ♪ 1478 01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:52,798 ♪ I'M GOING OUT, I'VE GOT A DATE ♪ 1479 01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:59,304 ♪ ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE MET, WE'LL GO INTO TOWN ♪ 1480 01:16:01,306 --> 01:16:04,809 ♪ JUST WANNA PARTY AT THE EDGE OF TOWN ♪ 1481 01:16:06,311 --> 01:16:07,812 (Howard) OK, FOLKS, I THINK WE GOT HER. 1482 01:16:08,313 --> 01:16:10,815 OH, MY GOD! 1483 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:12,818 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 1484 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:18,824 THAT'S NOT A REAL BIKINI. 1485 01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:21,326 AWESOME! SHE'S WEARING THE LATEST DESIGN. 1486 01:16:21,326 --> 01:16:23,828 IT'S A FRENCH RIVIERA BIKINI. 1487 01:16:26,331 --> 01:16:29,334 THAT'S BULLSHIT, LINK. HOW CAN YOU HELP HER? 1488 01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:31,336 BECAUSE I LOVE HER! 1489 01:16:31,336 --> 01:16:33,338 COME ON UP HERE. 1490 01:16:33,338 --> 01:16:36,341 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LINK AND SUNNY! 1491 01:16:36,341 --> 01:16:39,344 HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME GO TO THE HOUSE AND HAVE A PARTY OF OUR OWN? 1492 01:16:39,344 --> 01:16:41,346 JUST GIVE ME A BREAK. 1493 01:16:41,346 --> 01:16:43,848 WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHECK? DON'T FORGET YOUR CHECK. 1494 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:44,850 MAIL IT. 1495 01:16:45,350 --> 01:16:46,851 [groaning] 1496 01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:52,357 [screaming] 1497 01:16:52,357 --> 01:16:54,359 OH, MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT? 1498 01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:58,864 LINK, LOOK AT THAT. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1499 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,866 (Link) SAND HIM! 1500 01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:02,367 EVERYBODY, LET'S SAND HIM! 1501 01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:03,868 SAND HIM! SAND HIM! 1502 01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:04,870 AHH! 1503 01:17:07,372 --> 01:17:09,374 COME ON, SAND HIM! 1504 01:17:09,374 --> 01:17:10,875 [groaning] 1505 01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:31,396 WANNA DIP? 1506 01:17:33,398 --> 01:17:34,899 [laughing] 1507 01:17:49,414 --> 01:17:50,915 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1508 01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:54,419 HERE. 1509 01:17:56,421 --> 01:17:58,423 WHAT, HERE? NOW? 1510 01:17:58,423 --> 01:18:00,925 YEAH. 1511 01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:04,429 NO, JUST PUT THIS ON SO THAT SOMEBODY DOESN'T JUMP YOU. 1512 01:18:06,431 --> 01:18:09,934 OK, LISTEN, I GOTTA FIND HOWARD AND CONNER 1513 01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:12,938 'CAUSE SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY-DUTY IS GOING DOWN, ALL RIGHT? 1514 01:18:13,438 --> 01:18:15,440 I'LL BE BACK REAL SOON. 1515 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:21,446 MMM. 1516 01:18:21,446 --> 01:18:22,947 HEY, HEY. 1517 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:25,951 WHY DON'T YOU AND ME GO--GO BACK UP SOMEWHERE AND HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE-- 1518 01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:27,452 YOU'RE LACQUERED, RONALD. 1519 01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:29,454 COME ON, WE'LL TALK SHOP. 1520 01:18:29,454 --> 01:18:32,457 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE WORSE THAN DRUNK. YOU'RE DISGUSTING! 1521 01:18:40,465 --> 01:18:42,467 DON'T YOU WORRY YOURSELF ABOUT HER. 1522 01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:46,471 SHE'S JUST NOT OLD ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE A MAN FROM YOUR GENERATION. 1523 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:54,479 WHY DON'T YOU STOP TRYING TO SAMPLE THE GRAPE JUICE 1524 01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:57,482 AND START TO ENJOY AND APPRECIATE A FINE WINE? 1525 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:00,485 IS THE VINTAGE ANY GOOD? 1526 01:19:00,485 --> 01:19:02,487 BLUE RIBBON. 1527 01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:15,000 WHOA! 1528 01:19:20,505 --> 01:19:24,008 LOOK AT ALL THESE STATIONS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. 1529 01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:25,510 THIS IS RAD. 1530 01:19:26,511 --> 01:19:28,513 ENGIN-EERING. 1531 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:34,019 OH, WHAT'S IN HERE? LOOKY-LOOKY. 1532 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:58,543 MAYBE I'LL GET INTO T.V. SOMEDAY. HAVE MY OWN SHOW: 1533 01:19:58,543 --> 01:20:01,045 LATE NIGHT WITH BERNIE BERNARDO. 1534 01:20:01,546 --> 01:20:04,048 WHOO-HOO. I'D BE THE FIRST ONE TO WATCH THAT. 1535 01:20:06,551 --> 01:20:09,053 WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE BAGGING ON ME? 1536 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:11,056 UGH, YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO. 1537 01:20:11,056 --> 01:20:14,059 KEEP YOUR HEAD FROM GETTING SO BIG IT EXPLODES. 1538 01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:16,561 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1539 01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:19,564 YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE SO MACHO, YOU GOTTA BE THE BIG MAN. 1540 01:20:19,564 --> 01:20:20,565 YEAH. 1541 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,567 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE A PERSON? 1542 01:20:22,567 --> 01:20:25,069 THEN MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T WALK AROUND BEING SO STUPID ALL THE TIME. 1543 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:27,072 IF YOU'D STOP BUSTING BALLS, 1544 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:29,574 THEN MAYBE SOMEBODY COULD GET CLOSE TO YOU. 1545 01:20:29,574 --> 01:20:30,575 WHATEVER. 1546 01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:31,576 BITCH. 1547 01:20:31,576 --> 01:20:33,077 UGH, BASTARD. 1548 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,581 DON'T PUSH ME. 1549 01:20:37,582 --> 01:20:39,083 [both grunting] 1550 01:20:42,587 --> 01:20:44,088 [Mrs. Jones laughing] 1551 01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:48,092 THAT'S NICE. 1552 01:20:56,601 --> 01:20:57,602 [springs creaking] 1553 01:20:59,604 --> 01:21:01,606 [Ronald groaning] 1554 01:21:01,606 --> 01:21:02,607 OH! 1555 01:21:06,611 --> 01:21:08,112 [Ronald grunting] 1556 01:21:11,616 --> 01:21:14,619 (car stereo playing) ♪ IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN ♪ 1557 01:21:14,619 --> 01:21:17,622 ♪ IN THE BACK OF MY LIMOUSINE ♪ 1558 01:21:17,622 --> 01:21:19,624 ♪ HOLD UP, HOLD ON ♪ 1559 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:21,626 HMM. 1560 01:21:24,629 --> 01:21:27,632 ♪ HOLD UP, HOLD ON, LADY ♪ 1561 01:21:30,635 --> 01:21:31,636 [barks] 1562 01:21:34,639 --> 01:21:36,140 HOLD UP A SECOND THERE, PARTNER. 1563 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:37,642 WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. 1564 01:21:37,642 --> 01:21:39,143 JUST A SECOND. 1565 01:21:39,644 --> 01:21:43,147 I GOTTA GO FRESHEN UP SO I CAN PULL SOME MORE CHICKS. 1566 01:21:43,648 --> 01:21:46,651 EXCUSE ME, WHAT IS WITH THE MACHO SHIT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1567 01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,653 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THE LITTLE, UH, DEAL 1568 01:21:48,653 --> 01:21:50,655 YOU SEEM TO HAVE WORKED OUT FOR YOURSELF? 1569 01:21:50,655 --> 01:21:52,156 (Link) YEAH. 1570 01:21:52,157 --> 01:21:53,658 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1571 01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:56,661 HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE RIGHTS TO THE BIKINI OLYMPICS. 1572 01:21:56,661 --> 01:22:00,665 NOW, WE OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS AND ALL FUTURE BROADCASTS OF THIS SHOW, OK? 1573 01:22:00,665 --> 01:22:02,166 YOU'RE JUST OUR AGENT. 1574 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:05,670 I KNOW, I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. I KNOW EVERYTHING, OK. 1575 01:22:05,670 --> 01:22:08,172 I THINK YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS LOVE CHILD 1576 01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:10,675 OF ROD STEWART AND VANILLA ICE TOO LONG. 1577 01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:13,678 HE'S FULL OF SHIT. EVERYTHING'S FINE. JUST GONNA GO-- 1578 01:22:13,678 --> 01:22:16,681 YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THAT CONTRACT YOU SIGNED WITH THE T.V. EXECUTIVE 1579 01:22:16,681 --> 01:22:20,184 THAT GUARANTEES YOU ALL EXCLUSIVE ROYALTIES TO THE GIGS? 1580 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:22,187 HE'S LYING. 1581 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:24,189 THAT SHOULD BE EASY ENOUGH TO FIND OUT, SHOULDN'T IT? 1582 01:22:24,189 --> 01:22:27,192 EVEN IF I HAVE TO APPLY A LITTLE TEXAS TRUTH SERUM-- 1583 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,695 CONNER, JUST CALM DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME. 1584 01:22:30,695 --> 01:22:32,697 I DID NOT CUT YOU GUYS OUT OF THE DEAL. 1585 01:22:32,697 --> 01:22:34,699 ALL RIGHT, I SIGNED IT ON YOUR BEHALF. 1586 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,203 WELL, THAT'S FRAUD! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO US? 1587 01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:40,705 I AM TIRED OF LISTENING TO THIS LYING COYOTE. 1588 01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:42,206 [thuds] 1589 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:43,708 OW. 1590 01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:46,210 NOW, HOWARD, I TOLD YOU. 1591 01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:49,714 (Conner) DON'T STAND SO CLOSE WHILE I'M GIVING A WHUPPING. 1592 01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,716 NOW HE'S GONE. 1593 01:22:52,717 --> 01:22:54,719 (Conner) DADGUM IT! 1594 01:23:05,730 --> 01:23:08,232 DAMN THING MUST BE DEFECTIVE. 1595 01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:09,734 IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME? 1596 01:23:09,734 --> 01:23:11,736 NOT IN THOUGHT. 1597 01:23:11,736 --> 01:23:14,739 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BABY. I'M A VIRGIN, TOO. 1598 01:23:14,739 --> 01:23:15,740 YEAH? 1599 01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:19,744 [Bernie moaning] 1600 01:23:31,756 --> 01:23:33,257 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1601 01:23:38,263 --> 01:23:42,267 I LOVE THIS FLICK. I'VE SEEN IT LIKE 10 TIMES. 1602 01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:44,769 THIS IS THE UNCUT VERSION. 1603 01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:47,272 REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE 1604 01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:49,774 YOUR 2 FAVORITE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME? 1605 01:23:49,774 --> 01:23:50,775 YEAH. 1606 01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:51,776 WELL. 1607 01:23:59,784 --> 01:24:01,285 HUBBA-HUBBA. 1608 01:24:13,798 --> 01:24:15,299 ALL RIGHT. 1609 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:43,328 ♪ DON'T KNOW HOW ♪ 1610 01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:45,830 ♪ I NEED TO KNOW ♪ 1611 01:24:45,830 --> 01:24:47,331 ♪ ABOUT YOU ♪ 1612 01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:50,335 ♪ MAYBE HERE ♪ 1613 01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:53,338 ♪ TONIGHT WE BOTH BEGIN ♪ 1614 01:24:54,839 --> 01:24:57,341 ♪ WHEN THE FEAR MOVES ♪ 1615 01:24:57,842 --> 01:25:00,344 ♪ I'LL SEND TWO MORE ♪ 1616 01:25:00,845 --> 01:25:02,847 ♪ THEN WALK OUTSIDE ♪ 1617 01:25:03,848 --> 01:25:06,851 ♪ AND WE WILL SEE THE WORLD ♪ 1618 01:25:06,851 --> 01:25:09,353 ♪ WITH DIFFERENT EYES ♪ 1619 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:20,365 [chattering] 1620 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:27,872 YOU KNOW, CONNER, NOT EVERYONE CAN GET ME UP THIS EARLY. 1621 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:30,375 CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY. 1622 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,877 I MAKE A MEAN HUEVOS RANCHEROS. 1623 01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:36,381 OH, I JUST LOVE A MAN WHO COOKS, DON'T YOU? 1624 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:37,882 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 1625 01:25:37,882 --> 01:25:38,883 HEY. 1626 01:25:38,883 --> 01:25:41,385 I'VE COOKED BREAKFAST FOR YOU BEFORE. 1627 01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:43,388 COLD BEER AND COLD PIZZA? 1628 01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:46,891 WELL, AT LEAST THEY WERE BOTH COLD. 1629 01:25:48,893 --> 01:25:49,894 [laughing] 1630 01:25:49,894 --> 01:25:52,396 I'M TELLING YOU, THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY INSANE. 1631 01:25:52,397 --> 01:25:53,898 THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING THEM TOMORROW, 1632 01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:56,401 'CAUSE I THINK THEY NEED TO KNOW. 1633 01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:57,902 HEY, CHISEL-CHEST, HOW'S IT GOING? 1634 01:25:57,902 --> 01:25:59,904 OH, MY GOD, EXCELLENTLY. 1635 01:25:59,904 --> 01:26:03,407 UM, DID YOU KNOW SHE'S A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER FOR TAG INDUSTRIES? 1636 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,909 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 1637 01:26:04,909 --> 01:26:06,410 I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 1638 01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:10,415 HEY THERE, YOU 2 LOVEBIRDS. BELLY UP AND GRAB YOURSELVES SOME GRUB. 1639 01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:11,416 LOOK HOW CUTE. 1640 01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:13,918 BREAKFAST, MI PEQUENITA? 1641 01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:16,921 UH, I HAVE NO MORE HUNGER, MI CORAZON. 1642 01:26:17,422 --> 01:26:19,924 GREAT PARTY. 1643 01:26:19,924 --> 01:26:22,927 YEAH. WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END. 1644 01:26:22,927 --> 01:26:25,930 WHO SAYS IT HAS TO, LITTLE DARLING? 1645 01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:28,933 I'M GONNA TAKE US ALL ON A LOVE CRUISE TO HAWAII. 1646 01:26:28,933 --> 01:26:30,434 [all exclaiming] 1647 01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:31,936 HAWAII. 1648 01:26:32,937 --> 01:26:34,438 GIANT GREEN MONSTERS. 1649 01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,941 ENDLESS CLEAN PEELERS! 1650 01:26:36,941 --> 01:26:38,442 YAH! 1651 01:26:38,443 --> 01:26:39,944 BOARD HEADS! 1652 01:26:40,945 --> 01:26:42,446 ♪[singing] 1653 01:26:47,952 --> 01:26:48,953 OH. 1654 01:26:49,954 --> 01:26:51,455 LOOK AT THAT! 1655 01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:52,457 OH, WOW! 1656 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,964 OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU... 1657 01:27:00,465 --> 01:27:03,468 OH, MY GOD! YOU MUST BE FREEZING. 1658 01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:07,972 DID YOU SLEEP OUT HERE ALL NIGHT? YOU POOR, SWEET THING. 1659 01:27:07,972 --> 01:27:10,975 LISTEN, I'VE GOT A CONDO. 1660 01:27:10,975 --> 01:27:12,977 I'VE GOT A CONDO WITH 2 EMPTY UNITS. 1661 01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:15,480 AND I'M LOOKING FOR A HANDYMAN TO STAY THERE. 1662 01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:18,482 YOU KNOW, TO SORT OF TAKE CARE OF THE PLACE, FOR FREE. 1663 01:27:19,484 --> 01:27:21,486 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1664 01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:24,989 OH, MY GOD! IT'S, LIKE, COSMIC. 1665 01:27:24,989 --> 01:27:27,992 MY JUST WALKING ALONG HERE AND SINGING AND DANCING 1666 01:27:27,992 --> 01:27:30,995 AND THERE YOU ARE JUST LYING THERE WAITING. 1667 01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:32,997 AND IT'S PERFECT. 1668 01:27:34,499 --> 01:27:36,501 (Mrs. Jones) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 1669 01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:59,083 ♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY, DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1670 01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:02,586 ♪ ALL AROUND ♪ 1671 01:29:03,087 --> 01:29:05,589 ♪ FIRST, YOU GOT TO RUN IN PLACE ♪ 1672 01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:08,593 ♪ AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND ♪ 1673 01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:09,594 ♪ JUMP! ♪ 1674 01:29:09,594 --> 01:29:12,096 ♪ JUMP, JUMP, BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1675 01:29:12,096 --> 01:29:15,099 ♪ JUMP, JUMP, BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1676 01:29:15,099 --> 01:29:18,102 ♪ JUMP, JUMP, BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1677 01:29:18,102 --> 01:29:21,105 ♪ JUMP, JUMP, BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1678 01:29:21,105 --> 01:29:25,109 ♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY, AND DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1679 01:29:27,111 --> 01:29:30,614 ♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY, DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1680 01:29:30,615 --> 01:29:33,618 ♪ ALL AROUND ♪ 1681 01:29:33,618 --> 01:29:36,621 ♪ FIRST, YOU GOT TO RUN IN PLACE ♪ 1682 01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:40,124 ♪ AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND ♪ 1683 01:29:40,124 --> 01:29:41,125 ♪ JUMP! ♪ 1684 01:29:41,125 --> 01:29:43,627 ♪ JUMP, JUMP, BUFFALO JUMP ♪ 1685 01:29:52,136 --> 01:29:54,138 ♪ ONE DAY ♪ 1686 01:29:54,138 --> 01:29:56,140 ♪ I'M GONNA STARE INTO THE SUN ♪ 1687 01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:58,642 ♪ TILL IT BURNS OUT ALL THESE ♪ 1688 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:02,146 ♪ COBWEBS AND MUDDY WATER ♪ 1689 01:30:02,146 --> 01:30:06,650 ♪ THAT CLOUDS MY THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU ♪ 1690 01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:10,154 ♪ OR MAYBE I'LL DRIFT OUT ON THE OCEAN ♪ 1691 01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:15,660 ♪ SO FAR OUT, I CAN'T SEE THEN ♪ 1692 01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:20,164 ♪ NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS ♪ 110172