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MY SISTER IN LAW
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What a doll!
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Lady, what are you doing?
It's a one way street...
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You can't go that way.
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I'm new to Bellignano...if you...
Hey? Why don't you reply?
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- Good morning, doctor.
- Good morning, Lo Presti.
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Hey, look who's once again.
Let me give you my business card...
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- Engineer Raffaele Ghislenghi.
- It's a pleasure.
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- Listen, I'm new to this little town.
Do you know where the court house is?
- Did you say the court house?
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A small matter, nothing important.
I'm a close friend of the minister...
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...but I don't want to disturb
him over something so trivial.
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You know how things work in Italy...
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...by a hundred notes I could
just buy that dumb magistrate...
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-...and in five minutes I'd be out,
on my way back to Lugano.
- Well done, well done.
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Listen, lady, why are you
so cold with me?
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We might stay in touch for this evening.
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What the fuck! She has just got
in touch with me right away!
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- Engineer Ghislenghi!
- Who are you?
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One moment.
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Greetings.
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Perfectly on time. Well done!
Talk about Switzerland...
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I'm Bortolon.
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The lawyer Bortolon from the
bar of Bellignano, it's a pleasure.
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We must go to the court house.
Have you forgotten?
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The hearing is set at 9 o'clock.
It's nothing, don't worry...
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It's one of those cases where
we've won before we even start.
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It should only take a few minutes,
there's no dispute against you...
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- I've studied this case thoroughly.
- That's what worries me.
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Come, I'll clear a path, come.
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Hi.
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This is your seat.
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- Who's he?
- That's the lawyer Lo Presti.
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A locum for the public prosecutor.
He'll just make you die laughing.
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- He's from Trinacria.
- Strange, I thought he was Sicilian...
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Is he tough?
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Tough him? He's softy.
An erotic maniac.
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Both he and the chancellor the more are
softy the more they comprime themselves
being closer to the magistrate.
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- Don't worry.
- Who's worried?
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- You don't know me, dear Burtacchion.
- Bortolon.
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A judge who can screw me
over has still to be born.
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Court is in session.
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- Who's she?
- The lady magistrate.
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She works as a compressor
for the two neurotic guys.
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- As I told you, the whole thing is a farce.
- A farce? It's a tragedy.
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I'm asking the lawyer Lo Presti for providing
the public prosecutor's functions. Lawyer Lo Presti?
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- He...here!
- Chancellor, write it down.
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Yes, doctor. Right away.
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Sit down, come on.
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Here're the criminal proceedings
versus Esposito Raffaele...
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...also known as count
Ghislanzoni Doria Raffaele...
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...also known as professor
Viscardi Raffaele...
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...also known as engineer
Ghislenghi Raffaele...
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...and from now on also know as
the fucked Raffaele...
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Lawyer, how many years are for
a sentence for fraud?
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- From 1 to 6 years, but, don't worry,
in your case...
-...they will be 12! - Of course not!
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- Is the defendant in this courtroom?
- Unfortunately...here.
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Come forward.
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Who is defending you?
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That's me, the lawyer Bortolon, mrs
magistrate.
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The usual.
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Fine.
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You know the charge.
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Articles 640, 515 and
516 of the penal code...
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...on the basis of a report by
Spegiorin Oreste...
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...as the owner of the restaurant
"The gourmet's tavern"...
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...you've been charged with selling
a lot of one thousand...
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...cans for food for dogs...
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...passing them off as
top notch goulash.
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- What must you say in your defence?
- I'm not guilty, I swear!
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Illustrious mrs magistrate...
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...there's only a way to
dismantle this unequal accusation...
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...which my client, a principled
and honest citizen,...
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-...has been charged.
- A victim of a world bastard like a dog.
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- A dog! - A dog? - A hard-working man...
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...of a high degree and of a steady
reputation in the business' world!
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Who, according to what proceedings report,
has been already sentenced many times.
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- Article 669: unauthorized practice
of hawker as a profession. Article 517:...
- Don't worry about that...
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-...sale of false industrial products...
- Don't worry about that too...
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673: removal of signs or shelters...
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707: unauthorized possession
of altered keys.
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567: substitution of newborn babies.
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498: usurpation of military command.
574: subtraction of persons of unsound mind.
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Illustrious mrs magistrate...
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...but these are small guilts,
youth excesses!
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I'm wondering who didn't make them!
Who?
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We are not here to judge these
small guilts, but...
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...a charge which my client rejects
vigorously. May I have one of them please?
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Mrs magistrate, but which food for dogs!!!
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I do say, so I'm showing you,...
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...mrs magistrate, that that lot
sold to Spegiorin...
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-...was an exquisite dish!
- Be quiet Burtacchion! - Bortolon!
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- A very good goulash, mrs magistrate!
- Burtacchion! - Bortolon!
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A very good goulash, I said, made
by an extraordinary,...
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...exquisite and amazing
top notch meat,...
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...meat, mrs magistrate, which
I'm tasting right now!
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Chancellor, be quick, get rid of
those cans. They might explode.
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What a scent, mrs magistrate.
It's exquisite...
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Now, I will try some.
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Let's go to the bar.
Go away, go away!
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- How do you feel, lawyer?
- How do you think I feel?
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I'm feeling distraught.
I'm not used to it.
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It's feeling like my intestine
has turned inside out...
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Engineer, with all due respect,
it's like I've got shit in my mouth.
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- Two coffees.
- Good, good.
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The only thing I could do...
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...was to request a laboratory analysis.
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Sometimes, you know, you may buy time
thanks to an additional inquest.
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So, between the lab analysis and the delayed
proceedings I'll get a life sentence.
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Forget the life sentence, don't
speak this way...
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You as well, tough, of all the
hot chicks in Bellignano...
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...you had to go up against
the lady magistrate.
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She's not a woman, she's a cop.
Everyone's scared of her...
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There was a certain
amount of freedom earlier.
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Lawyer, damn! Do you want me to wrap some
up so you can take it home?
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Since the lady magistrate arrived
on the scene...
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-...it has become a town of puritans.
- I understand you, lawyer.
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No, you can't understand it...
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This is a prosperous town, thanks
to some small factories, farmings...
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But she's quite something new...
she's terrible.
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They're bigots: when a spicy film
plays in the cinema they all go crazy.
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- That lady magistrate eats up all their bread.
- I understand you, lawyer.
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You can't understand it.
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They're all madly in love with
the lady magistrate.
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First of all, because she's beautiful...
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...and secondly, because she's a woman
as a magistrate.
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So they think they're
advanced, evolved...
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-...feminists.
- I understand you, lawyer.
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- You can't understand it.
- So why are you telling me?
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This way. She's giving a rough time.
What a desperation she's!
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And that great bigot, Lo Presti,...
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...is her black soul.
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Those two seize all the spicy comics,
and when porn films are screened...
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...they go insane, just like
when they used to burn witches.
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Where are you going?
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Were you going to pay?
No, not on your life! You're my guest...
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- Lawyer, it was only a coffee and some snacks.
- Okay for the coffee but the snacks were six.
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- I won't allow you, I changed my mind,
you're my guest.
- Please, don't be ridiculous...
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- I said I'm paying and that's it.
- But...
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Two coffees and six snacks.
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Engineer, engineer, what about the rest?
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The rest...well, you can tell me the rest
the next time, lawyer.
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- At this point you, what do you
do to the common sense of decency? - Huh?
- What do you do to the common sense of decency?
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- What do you mean?
- By now you're saying goodbye to it!
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Good thing that we have the 2nd
paragraph of article 508...
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...where obscene language...- 28...
- 28 you're right, obscenity, vulgarities...
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...in every aspect, even into
the movies!
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We must believe, we must
obey, and also fight!
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Lawyer, I agree with you completely...
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-...but this screening worries me a lot.
- Why?
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- We're in a delicate situation now.
- Really?
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I'm not sure if I've
explained myself, but...
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...th-th-that lady is a
woman, she's naive...
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- What does she know about dicks?
With all due respect...- Sure, with all
the due respect...
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- So, how can she judge?
- What's that got to do with it?
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It's her profession.
She studied at university. What the fuck!
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Here she comes.
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She's so beautiful.
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Sit down, please.
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- We can start immediately.
- Yes, doctor.
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We'll write everything down, chancellor.
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- May I?
- Who is it? The usual ball breakers.
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- Mr Pavarin.
- Has it started?
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- Not yet, the lady magistrate has just
arrived right now. - Take this.
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- Come in.
- Tony...
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- I took the liberty of bringing
the apothecary with me. - But...
- He's outside the door. - Never mind...
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Come in.
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- I brought some friends along.
- No...no other friends.
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Come in...Bepi, Gaston, Pasquale.
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Oh, my dear Bepi...
Have your money ready, come on!
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Great. Where are you going? Fork up!
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Anyone else?
No, that's enough.
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I never earned so much, not even during
the days of "Gone with the wind".
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Let me through. I need to do that,
that's my place there, are you crazy?
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- One moment.
- One moment, once again...
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Chancellor, put this down in my verbal.
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- Excuse me, can we stop the screening?
- Yes.
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Thank you.
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Tony. Stop it.
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Upon a report
by Lo Presti Francesco,...
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...legal proceedings are started,
according to articles 528, 529...
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They are started because later here...
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Let's continue.
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- Tony, play the movie.
- Go ahead.
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...and back...
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Performance of acts of selferoticism...
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- Huh? - Handjob, wank,
jerking off, masturbation!
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Many people practice it without
even knowing the name...
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There's a lot of ignorance around.
It's crazy.
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The scene, the scene.
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Silence, please. Do you want me to go to jail?
You're clandestine inside here. Quiet!
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Someone starts to give permissions
like in the nest of a cuckoo...
[play on the words: cuculo=cuckoo and culo=back]
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...and here's finally where
we're gone.
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Sodomy.
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- What?
- Sodomy.
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Sodomy, sodomy, though it's little,
it uses to slip on your ass like a bottle.
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So they say...I'm sorry.
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Stop.
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I said stop.
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- Rewind it.
- Rewind it, Tony.
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- I said rewind it.
- Lawyer, it's me who can give
orders around here.
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Sit down immediately.
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What is that "sodomy"?
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- She took it in her ass.
- We spent well our money.
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Write, chancellor...
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Fellatio in ore...[in legal language
from ancient Latin=blowjob]
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...ore...[from ancient Latin=mouth,
also "ore" is the Italian for "hours"]
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It's a quarter to four, your Excellency.
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Yes, yes, I know that.
I don't understand this "fellatio".
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- Ah! Blow-job.
- Perfect.
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Thank you.
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- Greetings, reverend.
- Greetings, commander.
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- Please, doctor.
- Thanks.
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Please, father.
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Let's drink to the launch of our
"Altero's domestic chicken of the castle"
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- To the Altero's chicken.
- Cheers.
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It was a great idea,
Bellignano deserves some recognition.
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Thank you so much, mrs doctor Orlando,
you've always been kind to me, however...
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...it was really my father-in-law's idea.
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As a commercial, the idea of the
"Altero's domestic chicken of the castle"...
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...is by my son-in-law.
- Not to sound boastful!
- Anyway chickens are bred...
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...intensively into a modern and
aseptic environment...
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Mrs doctor, doctor Orlando.
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Excuse me but it's urgent.
224
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,373
Please, excuse me.
Thank you.
225
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:50,834
I'm sorry to disturb but this
urgent telegram has arrived for you.
226
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:07,295
- Is it bad news, mrs magistrate?
- No, no, nothing important.
227
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,895
- Can I make a call?
- Yes, through there.
228
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:17,209
The telephone is in the study
with the tapestries.
229
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:41,218
Hello? I'd like to speak to mrs
Rosa Orlando please.
230
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,813
Yes, I'm waiting.
231
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,430
- Mrs Orlando?
- Yes.
232
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,431
- There's a call for you.
- Thank you.
233
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,937
Hello? Viola.
It's you, sweetie.
234
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,535
- He left me.
- Who was he this time?
235
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:39,418
What do you mean, who?
The drummer of the Blue Boys band.
236
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,578
I met him a month ago in Cesenatico.
237
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:48,053
- What do you want me to do?
- What? I'm desperate...
238
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:53,848
I loved him so much.
He was so handsome, so manly.
239
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:58,411
- Just like all the others.
- No...more, much more.
240
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,650
At least twice as manly.
241
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:07,009
Viola, I'm desperate.
I'm ready to do something stupid really.
242
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:12,936
He left me alone and in trouble...
...and I've still got to pay the hotel bill.
243
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,375
It's not possible.
You'll never change.
244
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:19,535
I get it, you'll kill yourself.
Okay, I'll be there as soon as possible.
245
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,575
Are you crazy?
With all those people next door.
246
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,134
There's no one here.
They all left.
247
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:29,850
- And your father-in-law?
- He took them to say goodbye to his chickens.
248
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:32,374
His, yours and your wife's ones.
249
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,530
This way you won't
talk about the divorce, true?
250
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:39,375
You're not jealous of the chickens now?
It's my job, what can I do?
251
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:42,452
I've got 120 families to maintain.
Every week they come...
252
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:47,574
...with their hands out to ask for money.
My father-in-law has to pay them.
You can try to understand, my darling.
253
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:53,417
- Viola, my dear...you drive me crazy, I love you.
- I can't, I have to go, let me go.
254
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,570
- I'm already late.
- Where are you going Viola?
255
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,571
I have an appointment.
I have to see my...
256
00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,730
I have to see someone.
257
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:02,129
Viola...Viola.
258
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,409
You're not telling me the truth,
you're leading a double life.
259
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:11,932
I'm really desperate.
300 in my account and 300 in his.
260
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,731
That's the sound of a Jaguar's engine...
261
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:28,936
I guessed it: a red Jaguar with
a charming millionairess on board.
262
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,692
Hey.
263
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:33,852
- Great, boy, will you park my car?
- Yes, sir.
264
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,892
- Will you check my tires?
- Yes, sir.
265
00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:37,538
- Will you clean the windows?
- Yes, sir.
266
00:21:37,538 --> 00:21:39,495
- Great, do you smoke?
- Yes, sir.
267
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:42,633
So give me a cigarette
because I've finished them.
268
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,854
Damn! He's playing even the discontent guy!
269
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,658
Nice.
270
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,897
What a pair...
271
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,812
...of margheritas.
272
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:19,653
I'd like to leaf through her.
She loves me, she doesn't love me...
she loves me, she doesn't love me...
273
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:28,136
The lady magistrate!
274
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,814
Forgive me, I didn't
really think you loved me...
275
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,370
...I mean you didn't love me...
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
276
00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:37,896
- I bet you come from Bellignano, true?
- What?
277
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:41,017
Don't you remember me?
The tinned meat?
278
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,739
- Meat?
- The tinned meat, don't you remember?
279
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:48,940
Sure, it's not easy to meet
gentlemen like you nowadays.
280
00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,817
But how?
281
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,778
Thus you mean to say...
this morning...
282
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:59,059
After everything, you realise
it was just an innocent prank.
283
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:03,531
- Perhaps I exaggerated a bit.
- Did you exaggerate? Why?
284
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,531
Right...why?
285
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:10,175
- You're a really nice guy.
- Well, I understand...
286
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:14,299
Public life is public life.
Private life, on the other hand...
287
00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:18,293
Yes, that's quite right.
Listen...
288
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,698
- Why don't you invite me to dinner this evening?
- If I invite you to dinner, you might...
289
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:26,897
...accuse me of trying
to corrupt an official.
290
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:30,575
Men have been trying to corrupt
me since I was 16 years old.
291
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,810
Do they ever succeed?
292
00:23:33,811 --> 00:23:35,312
Almost everyone.
293
00:23:35,312 --> 00:23:37,859
Hello, Broccolon?
Take care of studying well the article 319!
294
00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:40,932
- What has article 319 got to do with it?
- It's crucial...
295
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,932
...because I'm about to
sleep with your lady magistrate.
296
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:47,217
- How is that possible?
- I've got her eating out of my hand.
297
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,860
It was an incredible coincidence,
I won't let her get away.
298
00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:54,695
I'm going to grab a piece of justice.
I'm going to sodomise the law.
299
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,135
- What did you say, dear?
- I'm calling Lecce.
300
00:23:57,220 --> 00:23:59,814
Hello? Hello?
301
00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:04,655
Hello? Who is it?
It's you Berficon?
302
00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:09,131
- I'd better say goodbye because...
- I remind you, Ghislenghi...
303
00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:13,452
Your fate is in your hands.
Your hands can help you to avoid handcuffs.
304
00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:15,815
Understood? Be firm.
305
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:18,539
I couldn't be firmer.
306
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,536
Yes.
307
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,976
I recognize it.
308
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:32,735
This tune by Beethoven always excites me.
309
00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:35,653
Which one is it? The fifth one?
310
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:39,489
How do I know?
I couldn't keep score.
311
00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:44,370
- Come dear, we can do it together again.
- It's easier said than done!
312
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,769
...but I'm shattered.
313
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:50,250
Why don't you come, dear?
314
00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:52,410
How do you feel?
315
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,934
What can I say?
316
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:58,535
If I ever meet a girl
who likes it limp...
317
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,298
...I'll destroy her.
318
00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:05,338
- Who is it?
- The porter. - Come in.
319
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:24,889
I thought there were two of them.
320
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:31,259
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
321
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:34,138
- The bill for mrs Orlando and myself.
- Very well, sir.
322
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:37,018
I'm leaving my suitcase.
Don't take your eyes off it.
323
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,172
- I'm going to fill up
and I'll be right back.
- Please do.
324
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:43,253
- Add 50 thousand lire for yourself.
- Thank you.
325
00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:58,571
God damn it.
I'll destroy them, I'll kill them...
326
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,776
Tell me, can we go on this way?
327
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,420
- What if we start shooting some of them?
- Who?
328
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,697
What do you mean, who?
Thieves, delinquents...
329
00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:10,056
It's the second time I've been
robbed in a month, got that?
330
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:13,530
I put 5000 francs in my wallet.
331
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,932
- How much is it?
- 37.500 lire.
332
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:22,737
Look, there you go.
333
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:28,098
As you can see, it's a real gem.
334
00:26:28,180 --> 00:26:32,219
It's worth at least two millions.
Don't lose it.
335
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:37,249
I'll come back for it tomorrow.
I trust you.
336
00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:14,174
- Where did you get it?
- Into my ass.
337
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:24,378
- My love...
- Honey?
338
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:28,612
- I have a confession to make.
- Okay, we'll stop at the first church.
339
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,931
- I knew you weren't the lady
magistrate from Bellignano.
- What will you do now?
340
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:34,853
- Do you kill me?
- I'll make you rich.
341
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:13,336
The bill for room 54.
Make sure they pay up.
342
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:16,059
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
343
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,968
- Your bill.
- What bill?
344
00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:21,728
The bill.
345
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:29,938
Lobster, champagne, caviar...
346
00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:34,696
- Not bad for a single person.
- It's for two, there's the engineer too.
347
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,279
Which engineer?
348
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:39,853
- Your fiance.
- Listen...
349
00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:43,615
You're mistaken, I'm not Rosa
Orlando, I'm her sister Viola.
350
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:46,578
- And I'm your grandfather.
- Don't play the fool please.
351
00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:48,332
Thus let's stop joking around.
352
00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:52,015
I've been doing this job for forty years,
I've seen and known every trick...
353
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:56,013
If you think I'm going to return your
suitcase, you're very much mistaken.
354
00:28:56,100 --> 00:29:01,174
- Why? Is there a suitcase?
- Yes, there's a suitcase too,
didn't you know?
355
00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:13,459
The lady's suitcase.
356
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,097
Do you see what brakes, commander?
357
00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:21,173
Dear engineer Ghislenghi, allow me to
introduce the commander Colombo.
358
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,216
A pleasure.
359
00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:31,655
Mrs Ghislenghi.
How are you, my dear?
360
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,459
Who's she?
361
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:40,328
As you can see, everything's ready:
our motto is "efficiency and speed".
362
00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:43,139
- I was saying...
- It's a real jewel.
363
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:47,771
7000 km, air-conditioned,
anti-theft windows...
364
00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:52,980
...automatic gears, rear braking
system, cassette player...
365
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:56,496
...auto-steering, auto-braking,
auto-playing...
366
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:58,132
Do you need anything else?
367
00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:02,893
This is really music to my ears,
two millions in advance.
368
00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:07,019
Bloody southerner, another 10 minutes
and you'd have blown everything.
369
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:10,251
- Do you want to ruin me?
- Excuse me, but this Jaguar...
370
00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:13,377
...didn't we already sell it to Trabucchi?
He's coming to collect it on Friday.
371
00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:16,418
It's only Monday today, and tomorrow
we've got that cheque from the notary.
372
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:20,254
But you don't care about that!
What a great partner! Just look at you.
373
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:25,175
You're always messing around and playing.
You look like a kid with a face like an ass...
374
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:27,410
And you look like an ass with a face
like a kid!
375
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:31,175
Anyway, my dear partner,
let me take care of business.
376
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,614
Is that what you mean by business?
377
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:37,696
You're always going around with bitches.
378
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:41,090
- Stop! She might look like a bitch.
- But she's a saint, right?
379
00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:45,731
Right, she's a saint.
Our patron saint...
380
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:51,024
Pa-patron...
In short, she's going to work miracles.
381
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,648
If the information is correct,
they should be around here. Bend over...
382
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:37,419
There's her...that asshole of
the lady magitrate.
383
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:39,576
They're taking samples.
384
00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:43,414
You should see this, lawyer.
You're going to have to fix this.
385
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:47,254
You have to show them my factory
isn't polluting anything...
386
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,768
- I don't need a purifier.
- It's easier said than done!
387
00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:52,095
But where's your nose? Can't you smell it?
388
00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:55,013
Ammonia, pure ammonia.
389
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,534
If only all magistrates looked like her.
390
00:31:57,620 --> 00:32:01,169
Yeah, she's a real hot chick.
391
00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:04,570
Our dear lady magistrate from Bellignano...
392
00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:07,413
...I'll give you a purifier,
but on my terms.
393
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:11,891
That's why I haven't sold any
trout since Scotti built his factory.
394
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:16,178
They say it doesn't taste of trout.
Get a whiff of it, mrs magistrate...
395
00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:18,251
Try it for yourself.
396
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:22,333
Chancellor, seal that, compile a report
and have all of these samples analysed.
397
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:26,618
- I want to know perfectly what it's.
- What else could it be?
398
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:27,689
This is piss.
399
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:31,250
I don't give a shit about the law,
my dear lawyer...
400
00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:34,412
Do you realise how much this
fucking purifier is going to cost to me?
401
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,572
A minimum of 200 million.
I said minimum.
402
00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:39,616
No, no...
403
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:44,137
Who the hell sent here that damned
magistrate from Bellignano?
404
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:45,733
Can't you pay her off?
405
00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:48,892
She has to cost less than 200 million.
406
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:52,011
Is her thing maybe made of gold?
407
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:56,139
No...just get a move on.
Buy, buy!
408
00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,290
Incorruptable my ass...
409
00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:02,532
What are you talking about?
Everyone has a price.
410
00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:05,498
Well said, commander, well said!
411
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:07,650
You can go, thank you.
412
00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:12,415
May I introduce myself?
Engineer Ghislenghi Doria.
413
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,615
I'm taking a seat please.
414
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:17,056
Excuse, just tell me immediately
what you want.
415
00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:21,207
Do you recognize this
woman standing next to me?
416
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:24,853
This is that asshole of the
lady magitrate from Bellignano.
417
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:26,539
My wife.
418
00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:30,174
- Your lady?
- Yeah?
419
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,814
Forgive me...
You know how it's?
420
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:40,174
- Is she really your wife?
- Gosh! She's the lady and the owner
of my heart...
421
00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:45,680
A woman who's worth her weight in gold.
422
00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:51,417
And...
423
00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:55,196
...how much does she weigh?
424
00:33:55,700 --> 00:34:00,137
- Around five millions now.
- Five millions?
425
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,654
Because she's on a diet.
426
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:05,695
Let's keep her on this diet.
427
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:11,854
- Here's your new handbag.
- A handbag? Why?
428
00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:16,616
Because there's a little surprise inside.
429
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:18,179
Yes?
430
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:21,870
- I hope you won't feel offended...
- Who knows?
431
00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:29,979
- Five millions.
- Yes, yes.
432
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:33,419
When people're drunk
don't they see double?
433
00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:38,898
- No, it's really five millions.
- But I want to see double instead.
434
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,928
I understand.
435
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:48,777
- Let's make it ten.
- That's the double.
436
00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:51,420
I must say...
437
00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:58,059
-...you're quite a top-level magistrate.
- That's right.
438
00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:00,290
There you go.
439
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:08,096
No, no...this one.
440
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:15,934
I drank too much.
441
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:22,129
- I can't even stand up.
- No, no, why do you want to get up?
442
00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:25,138
I'll come to you.
Make yourself comfortable.
443
00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:28,337
Let me get ready.
I'll be right there.
444
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:32,811
I'm coming, dear.
Here comes Scotti.
445
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:38,498
What are you doing, commander?
Have you gone crazy?
446
00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:43,529
- Do you know who I am?
- Yes, you're Scotti's hot chick,
Scotti's hot chick, beautiful, beautiful!
447
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:48,970
- What do we do about the purifier?
- Whatever you want...
448
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:52,416
Tell me when you want it?
Where, and how?
449
00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:55,372
...this purifier.
450
00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:59,658
I'm going to settle this
matter once and for all.
451
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,937
- You'd better leave this up to me, commander.
- No, no...
452
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:07,616
My dear famous lawyer, Scotti doesn't need
help from anyone this time round.
453
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:10,419
Come in.
454
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:18,093
My respects, mrs doctor,
here's mr Scotti, that one about the lake.
455
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:20,648
With all due respect.
456
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:30,297
- Take a seat.
- Thank you.
457
00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:36,973
- Are you Angelo Scotti?
- Yes, Angelo.
458
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:39,494
Angelino, for my intimate friends.
459
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:42,853
Fine.
460
00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:45,898
- You are aware of the situation?
- Sure.
461
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:48,699
Any attempt for a compromise...
462
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:52,659
-...is totally out of the question.
- Yes, right now...
463
00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:56,733
- We'll talk about it later, later.
- Pardon?
464
00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:58,811
Later, later!
465
00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:02,813
- It may be impossible later.
- What do you mean with impossible?
466
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,209
I have to put myself in
a position suitable...
467
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:08,895
-...for the needs of both parties.
- Sure! Thank you so much!
468
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:11,335
"Both parties".
469
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:17,132
- Pardon?
-"Both parties".
470
00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:22,369
Very well, commander,
I'll get to the point...
471
00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:26,339
...the thing has grown since
I put my hands on it...
472
00:37:26,420 --> 00:37:31,540
- Good! That's how we should be talking.
- There's no turning back.
473
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:34,692
- We have to take it to the very end.
- The very very very end.
474
00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:39,092
- Do you agree?
- Sure, that's why I'm here.
475
00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:47,570
Well chancellor, please go and
get the other concerned party.
476
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:52,017
- This is great, I said, this is great!
- Go on, chancellor, come on.
477
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,961
- Yes, but...
- Go.
478
00:37:53,962 --> 00:37:56,689
- Go.
- My respects, mrs doctor.
479
00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:07,697
Beautiful, beatiful! My hot chick!
480
00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:10,135
- Have you gone mad?
- Not just me...
481
00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:12,609
I understand, you don't want others
to know, but now we're alone...
482
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,497
Beautiful!
483
00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:17,936
You hit me. Hit me, dear...
484
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:21,092
I'm the lady magistrate from Bellignano.
485
00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:25,014
- My dearest magistrate...
- Police!
486
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,819
- Police, police!
- My hot chick!
- Help!
487
00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:31,409
Arrest this man!
488
00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:33,018
He's insane.
489
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:38,488
Lady magistrate...magistrate, my ass...
490
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,410
Gross indecency in front
of a public official...
491
00:38:41,411 --> 00:38:43,973
Where was that public
official last night?
492
00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:48,576
Ten millions for a hand job?
This is a joke.
493
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:53,609
Tell me this is all a joke.
My hot chick! My hot chick!
494
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:40,418
Try to forget everything, my love.
495
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:43,651
Don't be so tense during these
moments at least...
496
00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:55,658
Relax. Think about something else.
497
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,492
We don't have much time, you know.
498
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,730
Bloody thing.
499
00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:18,933
- I'm sorry, I've to go.
- What's now?
500
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:21,494
- Damned alarm!
- It's for Scotti's case.
501
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:25,579
- What about Scotti?
- He's clearly out of his mind
and I'm not scoring with you, come on.
502
00:41:25,660 --> 00:41:28,572
- It's better to leave things as they are.
- What do you mean with "as they are"?
503
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:32,050
You could have told me before.
I'm here now.
504
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:36,452
That incident with Scotti has upset me,
I feel like I'm to blame.
505
00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:39,008
Why do you feel responsible?
It wasn't your fault.
506
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,579
But it was.
507
00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:42,537
I've given it a lot of thought.
508
00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:45,293
Scotti would never behave like that...
509
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:48,531
-...unless he had been provoked.
- What? Did you provoke him?
510
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:54,536
Put yourself in his shoes: he goes to
bed with a woman who's very loose,...
511
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:56,576
...very sensual.
512
00:41:56,660 --> 00:42:00,856
If she suddenly appeared in
front of you, what would you do?
513
00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:03,410
But why?
Did you sleep with Scotti?
514
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,933
In a certain sense.
515
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:08,979
- Are you crazy? Sleeping with Scotti?
- Not me physically.
516
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,857
- Rosa.
- Rosa?
517
00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:13,255
From his point of view.
518
00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:17,135
Who the hell is that Rosa?
519
00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:21,259
I never told anyone in Bellignano,
not even you...
520
00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:23,217
Rosa is my twin sister.
521
00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:25,734
We look identical, unfortunately...
522
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:29,699
...she's very skittish and uninhibited.
523
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:32,578
She has no sense of responsibility,...
524
00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:35,811
...her behaviour can be often
quite embarrassing.
525
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:41,816
I've tried to explain it all to
her but she just doesn't get it.
526
00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:50,099
- Renato...
- Yes, my love?
527
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:59,737
You should go and talk to her.
528
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:02,897
No, I'm not going.
529
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:05,892
I'm sure you could find a way...
530
00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:08,858
...to get her to
understand the situation.
531
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:10,936
No, absolutely not.
532
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:12,931
It might seem easy to you...
533
00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:15,090
What would I'd say to her?
534
00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:18,890
"Listen, your sister Viola sent
me round to give you a sermon".
535
00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:22,578
No, no.
Not even if you cut off my balls.
536
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,974
Good morning, mr count, my respects.
Can I help?
537
00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:44,052
What are you doing here lawyer?
538
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:49,290
Duties, insolvencies,
unsold stock, deadlines...
539
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:52,531
...consultancies.
I do what I have to.
540
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:57,377
Come this way.
541
00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:09,058
Have you seen?
This is a major development,
it's all new here...
542
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:12,337
- I'll show you the way.
- I don't understand anything...
543
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:16,010
You've come here in order to see mrs Rosa.
544
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:18,216
I'll show you.
545
00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:22,453
Please, go in.
546
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,575
This is Viola.
547
00:44:36,660 --> 00:44:38,651
She's a nice lady.
548
00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:40,537
She's a great girl.
Modern...
549
00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:43,190
...and very sportive.
550
00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:49,848
I'll leave you to talk about
family in private. May I go?
551
00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:57,488
- I'm the count Renato Altero from Bellignano.
- You're a friend of Raf's.
552
00:44:57,580 --> 00:45:00,652
No, no. I'm here on behalf of
your sister Viola.
553
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:03,618
- Has something happened to her?
- No, nothing, I came here...
554
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:06,089
...to discuss a very delicate matter.
555
00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:09,934
- The usual sermon, I bet.
- No, no...
556
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:15,055
I'll put something on...
557
00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:18,416
...because I don't like to receive people
in an inconvenient manner.
558
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,298
Who knows what my sister told you about me?
559
00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:25,259
"Rosa is like this, Rosa is like that".
"She falls in love with everyone..."
560
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:29,094
Does she want me to become a nun?
That would be fun.
561
00:45:29,180 --> 00:45:33,412
The last time I saw her she tried to
have me committed to a mental asylum.
562
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:38,130
What do you think? Have you watched well my face?
Do I look insane in your opinion?
563
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:40,450
I say my sister is the crazy one.
564
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:45,409
She wouldn't be doing that
job if she had any sense.
565
00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:48,815
You can look, please.
Don't be afraid.
566
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:50,538
I'm dressed now.
567
00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:53,851
My name's Rosa and I'm
longing for love.
568
00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:56,898
Are you Viola's lover, excuse me?
569
00:45:56,980 --> 00:45:58,702
No, no...
570
00:45:58,703 --> 00:46:00,103
Yes.
571
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:03,132
- I know what Viola needs.
- Yes?
572
00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:05,176
A man,...
573
00:46:05,260 --> 00:46:06,659
...a real man...
574
00:46:06,740 --> 00:46:08,458
...like I use to say.
575
00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:13,617
- Sorry but did you want to tell me something?
- Yes, you see,...
576
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:16,931
...well, I respect your sister
because she's a fine lady...
577
00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:20,490
...but don't think I...they call me
the hammer of this region...
578
00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:23,014
- Funny.
- Yes?
579
00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:27,775
Do you want to know what I think of you?
580
00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:31,216
- Yes.
- You're really sexy.
581
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,094
I really don't understand Viola.
582
00:46:35,180 --> 00:46:37,694
Do you mind if I get undressed?
583
00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:40,738
When I like a man, I just take him
and that's all.
584
00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:43,493
I feel like getting some sun today.
585
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:47,297
Will you smooth some lotion
on my back, please?
586
00:46:47,380 --> 00:46:49,211
Please.
587
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,648
Please.
588
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:03,899
Don't be so shy, mr count.
589
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:05,572
Here?
590
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:08,777
- Lower.
- How? Lower?
591
00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:13,331
- Lower.
- Yes... Lower.
592
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:15,650
There.
593
00:47:15,740 --> 00:47:19,779
- I don't like tan lines, they're ugly.
- Yes.
594
00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:25,454
Viola...Viola, you didn't need
to do this to me.
595
00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:28,830
- Yes, like that.
- Good evening.
596
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:32,530
- Hi, Cicci.
- Hello, love.
597
00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:36,296
Relax...
598
00:47:36,380 --> 00:47:37,779
Excuse me.
599
00:47:37,860 --> 00:47:40,454
Buttiglion alerted me of your visit.
600
00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:42,690
- Bortolon.
- Precisely, Bercoglion...
601
00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:44,452
So I came up to meet you.
602
00:47:44,540 --> 00:47:48,215
Careful, don't get too much sun.
You're playing Snow White tomorrow...
603
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:51,610
- Snow White? That one white?
- Snow White, the white one,
Snow White was candid.
604
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:54,931
- What does he mean, candid?
- She must be candid, mr count...
605
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:59,775
...because she plays Snow White as
an artist of comics, didn't you know?
606
00:47:59,860 --> 00:48:02,932
- No, I didn't know.
- But how you didn't know that?
607
00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:07,618
Then come back tomorrow at five.
I'll wait for you on the set.
608
00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:46,054
Vittorio.
609
00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,051
Get a move on.
610
00:48:56,900 --> 00:49:00,859
Excuse me, but aren't you
the prince charming?
611
00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:03,534
Cesaroli Vittorio, called "Seven times"...
612
00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:05,929
...ah, seven times...
613
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:11,453
Don't you wake up Snow White by a kiss?
614
00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:14,532
I don't know about.
They just told me to fuck her.
615
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:18,374
What are you talking about? Fuck?
You, being so distinguished...
616
00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:21,179
It's meant to be a fairy tale.
617
00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:28,889
Is this a kid's story or not?
618
00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:33,610
Even the kids are screwing these days,
they don't believe in fairy tales as
well as many people...
619
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:38,171
Nowadays, you need to desecrate,
demythologise, out with the old patterns,
the old taboos...
620
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:41,411
I'm sorry, mr count.
But Snow White, in short...
621
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:43,456
- Who was she?
- She was a princess.
622
00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:46,771
- Yes, but she was shagging with seven dwarfs.
- No, no.
623
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:50,057
- And good thing the prince was a fag!
- What did you just say?
624
00:49:50,140 --> 00:49:51,937
- A fag!
- You as well!
625
00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:55,057
- What on earth is this?
- Here comes our Snow White.
626
00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:59,292
Clear the set, folks.
Lights.
627
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,940
It's time to work.
We're not in Rome.
628
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,451
You know what I think?
629
00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:09,531
Fabulous.
630
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,739
Hurry up.
631
00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:20,292
- Hey, where are you going?
You're blocking the camera.
- Sorry, I didn't see that.
632
00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:41,172
Come on, my Snow White.
We're making a masterpiece.
633
00:50:41,734 --> 00:50:45,094
Tony, come here.
Let's start.
634
00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:48,929
Look at the camera.
He's a great photographer.
635
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:51,898
Get her face...her eyes.
636
00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:54,175
Everything.
637
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:57,172
It's going to be an amazing
and exceptional comic strip.
638
00:50:57,580 --> 00:51:00,890
Where's the queen?
The queen, the queen!
639
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:04,609
This has to be a masterpiece,
Tony.
640
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:07,737
Get some lower shots.
641
00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:12,974
This is perfect. Go on, Tony.
Take pictures, come on.
642
00:51:13,060 --> 00:51:15,143
Hold the camera steady.
Stop shaking it.
643
00:51:15,144 --> 00:51:16,970
Higher.
644
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:19,016
What are you doing?
Are you going limp?
645
00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:23,890
You've got to leave space for the
captions for the intellectual part,
so we'll have that too.
646
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:27,859
Come on girls, don't get distracted.
Make it a really good tête à tête, understood?
647
00:51:28,803 --> 00:51:31,175
Keep taking pictures, come on!
648
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:33,978
Great.
Like that.
649
00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:39,180
Stroke her, stroke...stroke...
650
00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:42,730
- Hey, you're touching me!
- Lower...perfect! Great, great!
651
00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:47,291
- Bring out the dwarfs.
- Not these dwarves, little fuckers, go away!
652
00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:51,453
What is all this?
You, dwarfs, get out of here.
653
00:51:51,540 --> 00:51:54,930
I won't allow this to go on.
You must stop this filthy...
654
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:57,454
-...and depraved activity.
- Very good, mr count...
655
00:51:57,540 --> 00:52:00,134
Who's going to tell the editor now?
656
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,939
- You?
- Sure, you don't scare me.
657
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:04,976
- Whatever it costs.
- But it won't be cheap.
658
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:06,129
Okay, we'll see.
659
00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:22,210
Look, I lost a lot of money over this...
660
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:24,575
I only charged you for my expenses.
661
00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:28,130
Do you know how much money
I would've made out of it?
662
00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,575
At least 50 millions.
663
00:52:30,660 --> 00:52:34,699
I would've sold it all around the world.
It's amateur stuff, believe me...
664
00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:38,090
For private sales the price
is different, you know.
665
00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:39,454
Listen...
666
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:43,453
Do you know what I'm going to
do with all this great stuff?
667
00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:46,334
Do you like fire?
I'm going to burn it.
668
00:52:46,335 --> 00:52:49,847
- No!
- Yes, yes, a nice big flame.
669
00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:54,259
- You're destroying a masterpiece.
- It had a cultural significance, mr count.
670
00:52:54,340 --> 00:52:56,808
Listen, Raffaele.
May I tell you what I think?
671
00:52:56,900 --> 00:53:00,529
Cultural my ass!
This is trash, it's shit...
672
00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:04,010
...and mrs Orlando will not be
continuing in this line of work, my dear.
673
00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:07,058
We will take care of all her necessities.
674
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:10,052
Is that clear?
And no scandals.
675
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:12,893
Dear God, no scandals!
676
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:17,488
- Mr count?
- There's more?
677
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:20,259
You lost your underwear.
678
00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:31,577
No scandals.
679
00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:37,330
Let's start the criminal proceedings
versus Beato Onorini...
680
00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:40,651
...as a filmmaker,...
681
00:53:40,740 --> 00:53:44,130
...absent from this courtroom
for a certified sick leave,...
682
00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:48,179
...charged with a crime of
pornographic publishing...
683
00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:49,773
Defended by?
684
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:52,775
Lawyer Magni, from the bar of Milan.
685
00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:55,293
Go on, chancellor.
686
00:53:55,340 --> 00:54:00,698
...there're the essential elements of a crime
whose according to the articles...
- Lawyer Magni!
687
00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:05,336
...528 and 529 of the penal code because
the above mentioned Beato Onorini...
688
00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:09,095
...has produced a movie called
"A gold tongue into a deep throat"...
689
00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:12,610
...where pornography is evident
thanks to exhibit...
690
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,260
...of male and female
genital organs,...
691
00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:18,252
...scenes of so...so...
692
00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:20,331
...sodomy, sodomy.
693
00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:21,853
Sodomy.
694
00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:27,085
The detailed charges directed towards my
client require a lengthy discussion...
695
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:31,739
We've heard all this talk
about spectacular obscenities...
696
00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:35,568
...about fellatio or sodomy,...
about moral outrage...
697
00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:37,855
But can I ask you what is morality?
698
00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:41,057
What does common sense of decency mean?
699
00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:44,257
Where does this model of
human behaviour come from...
700
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:47,332
...which we must all follow?
701
00:54:47,420 --> 00:54:51,379
From the people who administer justice?
Our very own judges?
702
00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:55,499
We are all here to defend
our rightful positions...
703
00:54:55,580 --> 00:54:58,094
...even if, sometimes, they are conflicting.
704
00:54:58,180 --> 00:55:01,775
But I'm certain this
time we'll all agree,...
705
00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:04,977
...most illustrious mrs magistrate,...
706
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:07,893
...about your positions.
707
00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:14,099
Now I'm telling you
the Snow White's fairy tale.
708
00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:22,658
Please have a look at this.
Thank you.
709
00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:25,049
- This isn't for the ladies.
- Why not?
710
00:55:25,140 --> 00:55:28,212
What's so indecent about it?
711
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:32,976
Excuse me.
Here's one for you.
712
00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:35,255
No, not you.
Take it.
713
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:39,897
What?
What is all this?
714
00:55:39,980 --> 00:55:41,493
The lady magistrate?
715
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:45,937
Look what a hot chick!
716
00:55:50,620 --> 00:55:53,657
This is a comic book,
mrs magistrate...
717
00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:56,937
-...I purchased yesterday in Milan.
- Pardon?
718
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:59,898
I purchased it yesterday in Mlan.
719
00:55:59,980 --> 00:56:01,777
The contents...
720
00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:05,255
First position.
721
00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:11,690
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..."
722
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,816
"...who's the best kisser in the world?"
723
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:18,337
- "The prince or the queen?"
- Lawyer! I won't allow this.
724
00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:21,414
Turn it around.
725
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:23,934
What are you doing?
Turn around.
726
00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:30,658
May I continue, mrs magistrate?
727
00:56:31,420 --> 00:56:34,093
Second position.
728
00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:43,094
"Dopey, Sleepy and Doc arrive..."
729
00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:45,330
...who can make
your a...busted!"
730
00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:49,089
- So....so...
- Sodomy.
731
00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:56,778
- The lady magistrate?
- Turn it around.
732
00:56:57,703 --> 00:56:59,616
Change it.
733
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:04,616
It's not over yet.
Third position.
734
00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:15,253
"Doc, you look like a drill...
735
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:18,372
...what a nice job to be
a anteater!". Turn it around!
736
00:57:26,972 --> 00:57:29,576
Lawyer, I order you to put
away these obscenities!
737
00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:31,019
Silence...
738
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,694
...or I'll have them clear the room.
739
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:39,408
Calm down, folks.
Please.
740
00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:46,094
And now...
741
00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:48,535
...I ask you, mrs magistrate...
742
00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:53,052
...we all, we all ask...
743
00:57:53,620 --> 00:57:56,657
Who is Snow White?
744
00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:06,373
- Excellency, mrs doctor Orlando.
- Fine, let her come in.
745
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:09,054
Goodbye Eminence, goodbye.
746
00:58:10,992 --> 00:58:12,857
Dear mrs doctor Orlando...
747
00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:17,377
...what a surprise, please take a seat.
748
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:22,933
Well, my dear?
749
00:58:23,020 --> 00:58:26,137
- How are things in Bellignano?
- Very bad, mr attorney.
750
00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:29,769
- Very bad?
- That's why I'm here...
751
00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:33,455
- I came here to present my resignation.
- Your resignation?
752
00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:37,410
But why? What reason do you have?
753
00:58:38,620 --> 00:58:40,133
Read this.
754
00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:42,655
"Snow White and the seven dwarfs"
755
00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:47,416
I'm guessing there might be a
handsome prince charming involved?
756
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,968
Look closely at the cover, please.
757
00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:52,676
You'll understand when you see it.
758
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:03,919
Perhaps you won't be surprised
about my request now.
759
00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:13,973
My dear girl...
760
00:59:14,060 --> 00:59:19,498
No, no, look...
this doesn't have to deceive you...
761
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:22,413
I'm not me in the photographs.
762
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,616
It's my sister, Rosa.
763
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:28,375
We're twins, identical
as well as two drops of water.
764
00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:29,978
Are you exactly...
765
00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:34,252
-...identical completely?
- Only physically.
766
00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:36,456
Right.
767
00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:38,258
Physically.
768
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,976
Exactly the same.
769
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:44,051
Our childhoods were very different....
770
00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:47,337
I lived with my mother and father,
while she...
771
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:49,655
...left home when she
was still very young.
772
00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:52,891
There was nothing we could do.
So...
773
00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:56,529
I tried not to abandon her...
774
00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:59,134
...to bring her back, but...
775
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:02,213
Attorney?
776
01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:05,338
Sir attorney?
777
01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:07,172
Yes...go on.
778
01:00:07,220 --> 01:00:09,893
- I'm all ears.
- I hope you will...
779
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:13,694
...understand my embarrassment
and accept my decision.
780
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:17,375
Please communicate my resignation...
781
01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:19,980
-...to the mr Minister.
- There won't be any resignation, damn!
782
01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:22,250
Don't speak of it.
I told you already...
783
01:00:22,340 --> 01:00:27,334
A judge like you is irreplaceable.
784
01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:31,449
- Thank you, but...
- No objections, dear Snow White.
785
01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:35,613
Sorry, mrs doctor Orlando...
as if things weren't bad enough...
786
01:00:36,860 --> 01:00:38,612
Rather...
787
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:43,535
...ask this cursed sister of
yours to come to Bellignano...
788
01:00:43,620 --> 01:00:45,929
...so everybody will see.
789
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:49,535
You see...if you ask me,...
790
01:00:49,620 --> 01:00:55,411
...on closer inspection, this girl has
something good about her, that's obvious.
791
01:00:56,660 --> 01:00:59,970
I could talk to her personally...
792
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:02,051
...I could convince her.
793
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:07,134
I'm not so sure it will
be as easy as you think.
794
01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:10,252
You have to try in these cases, my dear.
795
01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:13,730
We must always keep trying.
Besides, if you'll permit me...
796
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:17,369
...I'd have got more influence than one dwarf.
797
01:01:21,660 --> 01:01:23,059
Don't you think so?
798
01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:39,692
Thanks.
799
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:05,329
Viola, what are you
doing with that suitcase?
800
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:10,619
- No, I'm Rosa, don't you
recognize me, Renato?
- Rosa...
801
01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:12,179
What are you doing here?
802
01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:14,530
I came to Bellignano...
803
01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:17,737
...because I don't know what else to do.
I did really a very stupid thing, true?
804
01:02:17,820 --> 01:02:19,333
Come on, get in.
805
01:02:19,420 --> 01:02:21,403
- Thank you.
- No, leave it.
806
01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,414
Thanks.
807
01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:26,738
- Where can I take you?
- To my sister's house.
808
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,488
I wasn't my fault, I assure you...
809
01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:46,095
...I would never do something like that.
I swear.
810
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:48,250
Forget about it.
811
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:51,450
It's better to forget that.
812
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:57,400
By the way, what happened
to that friend of yours?
813
01:02:57,401 --> 01:02:58,964
I left him.
814
01:02:58,980 --> 01:03:03,690
- Good.
- We couldn't go on like that.
815
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,338
I...
816
01:03:06,580 --> 01:03:09,777
I met another man...
817
01:03:09,860 --> 01:03:14,570
- Good.
-...and I fell madly in love with him.
818
01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:19,256
- Good.
- He's fantastic...marvellous...
819
01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:23,494
One reason I came to Bellignano....
820
01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:28,210
-...was to be closer to him.
- Someone from Bellignano, eh?
821
01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:31,653
Who could it be?
822
01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:37,291
Well, I thought you should know...
823
01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:40,817
Why? Should I know him?
824
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:42,333
I see...
825
01:03:42,460 --> 01:03:44,610
My dearest...
826
01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:48,012
Rosa.
827
01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:49,499
Rosa, where are you going?
828
01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:50,979
Why don't you come back?
829
01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:55,451
We can continue...the
discussion at least...Rosa?
830
01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:04,494
That's like a suicide! It's a destiny
I'm always not scoring with her, damn!
831
01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:07,174
Come in.
832
01:04:10,140 --> 01:04:14,895
- My respects, mrs Orlando, may I?
- Thanks.
833
01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:25,855
- What's this?
- A grace from God, mrs doctor...
834
01:04:25,940 --> 01:04:29,535
...it comes from the tribunal in
Padua, these documents are the...
835
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:31,895
-...verdict of divorce for count Altero.
- Why do you bring it to me?
836
01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:35,768
- It's not of my responsibility.
- But I thought this particular case....
837
01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:38,175
What particular case?
All cases are the same to me.
838
01:04:38,260 --> 01:04:42,936
- Serve the concerned person this act, please.
- Okay, as you wish.
839
01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:47,059
You have me at your disposal,
as you wish.
840
01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:52,250
One moment.
841
01:04:56,740 --> 01:05:01,438
Hello? This is mrs doctor Orlando.
It's you chancellor, tell me?
842
01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:05,530
Yes, excellent.
Thank you very much.
843
01:05:05,580 --> 01:05:09,971
I'll pass by the court house later.
Yes, yes, for the signature, thank you.
844
01:05:28,140 --> 01:05:30,290
Hi, Rosa.
845
01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:33,773
- Hi.
- Is Viola around?
846
01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:37,497
No, she's not at home.
Would you like to wait?
847
01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:41,328
- I'm glad I found you instead of Viola.
- Why?
848
01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:43,092
Well...because...
849
01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:49,419
...because I need to talk to her...
850
01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:52,089
-...about a very delicate matter.
- Such as?
851
01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:56,219
Now my divorce has come through,
I think Viola...
852
01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:59,931
...might be waiting for me to marry her?
853
01:06:00,020 --> 01:06:04,252
If I were her I'd expect the same thing.
854
01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:08,533
Or not?
855
01:06:09,980 --> 01:06:14,496
And really you, just you are telling
me these things?
You, who made me think...
856
01:06:14,580 --> 01:06:17,572
...first in Milan,
now here in Bellignano...
857
01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:21,175
...I don't understand anything anymore...
858
01:06:23,260 --> 01:06:25,854
...I don't even see inside myself clearly.
859
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:30,974
- No, no, it's all very clear, very clear.
- So it's true?
860
01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:34,936
Tell me it's true.
861
01:06:35,740 --> 01:06:38,652
Look, Rosa.
I'm prepared...
862
01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:43,182
...to put the past behind.
If you'd only tell me...
863
01:06:43,183 --> 01:06:44,404
What?
864
01:06:44,439 --> 01:06:46,812
How come you don't get it?
865
01:06:46,900 --> 01:06:52,770
Tell me it's true, you told me before.
You made me believe.
866
01:06:52,860 --> 01:06:54,976
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
867
01:06:55,020 --> 01:06:58,251
I don't do these things
with my sister's boyfriend.
868
01:06:58,340 --> 01:07:01,889
Thus you didn't come
to Bellignano for me.
869
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:07,970
You'll never change.
You and your good intentions...
870
01:07:08,060 --> 01:07:10,432
You're just the usual whore.
871
01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:17,054
"But I'm to going to shag you!"
No, I won't give you that satisfaction.
872
01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:32,697
Viola.
873
01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:35,733
I thought you were still out.
874
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:40,817
- What are you up to?
- I'm throwing out this rubbish...
875
01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:43,095
These aren't the clothes
of a dignified person.
876
01:08:49,460 --> 01:08:53,453
By the way, you can
keep the red knickers...
877
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,138
...they fit you perfectly.
878
01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:56,778
Bye.
879
01:09:10,220 --> 01:09:13,896
- Have you seen the lawyer Bortolon?
- Yes, he's at that table. - Thank you.
880
01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:18,611
Whose's this thigh?
It's mine.
881
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:20,293
What are you doing here?
Are you insane?
882
01:09:20,380 --> 01:09:24,896
If they find you out, everything's going to hell.
The lady magistrate is starting to suspect too.
883
01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:26,737
Do you know what can I
do to her?
884
01:09:26,820 --> 01:09:30,130
You know know what I'll do to her?
I'll eat her.
885
01:09:30,420 --> 01:09:32,854
I'll start with her thighs.
886
01:09:33,220 --> 01:09:36,371
- Mind you don't strangle yourself.
- I want to stuff myself, lawyer.
887
01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:40,615
I understood, I understood.
888
01:09:41,180 --> 01:09:42,579
Lawyer...
889
01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:45,777
- Did you bring the stuff?
- Yes.
890
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,813
Here.
891
01:09:48,980 --> 01:09:52,246
Anonymous letter and envelope...
what do they make?
892
01:09:52,247 --> 01:09:53,599
An anonymous shafting.
893
01:09:53,634 --> 01:09:55,849
Start writing.
Waiter.
894
01:09:55,940 --> 01:09:57,419
Yes, sir.
895
01:09:58,420 --> 01:10:00,729
What are you waiting for?
Take it away.
896
01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:03,778
As you wish, sir.
897
01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:13,938
Concentrate.
898
01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:16,614
Okay, write...
899
01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:20,856
Very distinguished...
900
01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:25,811
...very distinguished lawyer Lo Presti...
901
01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:31,170
...you saw correctly:...
902
01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:37,137
...that dirty lady magistrate is Snow White.
903
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,492
Clear, direct, precise.
904
01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:42,810
We'll get twenty
years if they catch us.
905
01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:45,972
- Don't break my concentration, Forfolon.
- Bortolon.
906
01:10:46,060 --> 01:10:51,498
If you go to church tomorrow,
father Anz...
907
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:58,372
-...Viola's confessor priest,
can illuminate you more.
- Who is this father Anz?
908
01:10:58,460 --> 01:11:02,772
- That's my concern, go ahead, Brontolon.
- Bortolon.
909
01:11:02,860 --> 01:11:10,813
We have attached a receipt for the
payment made by count Renato Altero,...
910
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:13,892
...the lady magistrate's notorious lover,...
911
01:11:13,980 --> 01:11:18,576
...paid as a ransom in return
for the Snow White's despicable comics.
912
01:11:18,660 --> 01:11:22,448
This is irrefutable proof of her guilt.
913
01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:24,656
...guilt.
914
01:11:26,940 --> 01:11:30,132
What are you doing?
Signing an anonymous letter?
915
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:34,579
I was confused.
I'm not familiar with these things.
916
01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:38,499
It's very simple, Piramidon:
Lo Presti receives the letter...
917
01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:41,731
...then he goes to church and
father Anz confirms everything.
918
01:11:41,820 --> 01:11:44,539
That asshole swallows the bait for sure.
Rosa will be at the court house...
919
01:11:44,580 --> 01:11:46,650
...pretending to be Viola.
As soon as he arrives...
920
01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:49,052
...Rosa will seduce him and
we'll take some photos...
921
01:11:49,053 --> 01:11:50,936
...which we'll send to
two different places,...
922
01:11:51,060 --> 01:11:55,497
...one to the attorney
and the other to count Renato Altero.
923
01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:59,772
This way, the lady magistrate will be forced
to resign, so we'll destroy her career and
her relationship in one shot.
924
01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:01,776
- How much my idea is worth?
- 20 years.
925
01:12:16,380 --> 01:12:18,735
- There.
- Lo Presti's coming.
926
01:12:19,580 --> 01:12:21,298
Quick, quick.
927
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:35,696
Flesh is an instrument
the devil uses...
928
01:12:35,740 --> 01:12:37,651
...to take freedom away from us, ya!
929
01:12:37,740 --> 01:12:40,857
...you'll do penance reciting
three Lord's prayer, ave Marias and glories...
930
01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:43,534
...and you'll make a pilgrimage
to Lourdes...by foot!
931
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,578
- Thank you, father Anz.
- Go, Viola.
932
01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:59,737
It's a sin which we cannot do without,
luckily there's penitence.
933
01:13:02,140 --> 01:13:03,698
Forgive me.
934
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:15,618
In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Ghost.
935
01:13:15,700 --> 01:13:17,736
Okay, I've done that.
936
01:13:19,380 --> 01:13:24,374
This is a case of conscience, father,
fa-father.
937
01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:29,614
I received an anonymous letter.
The worst thing is that it wasn't even signed...
938
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:34,330
...and I pride myself on
submitting it to you.
939
01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:38,532
- Have you got it?
- Go back, Satan!
940
01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:44,374
Ya, ya. The anonymous letter isn't important...
941
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:50,057
- An anonymous letter is a sin!
- What do you mean with "not important"?
942
01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:53,371
That letter says the lady magistrate is...
943
01:13:53,460 --> 01:13:54,893
...Snow White.
944
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:59,815
There are twenty thousand souls
in Bellignano at great risk.
945
01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:03,176
If you'd like to...
946
01:14:03,260 --> 01:14:06,935
-...you know, you're the one she confessed to.
- I understand, I understand.
947
01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:11,013
- This is a serious case.
[play on words caso=case and cazzo=dick]
- What did you say, excuse me?
948
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:14,331
- My case, a case of conscience.
["Cazo mio" Italian Germanly spoken=it's my fucking business]
- Ah, well, a case of conscience.
949
01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:19,016
I'm tied by the rules of confession,
but I can say something in confidence, my friend...
950
01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:21,739
The magistrate is...
951
01:14:21,860 --> 01:14:24,249
...big...
952
01:14:24,340 --> 01:14:26,535
That's what I always said.
953
01:14:26,620 --> 01:14:28,929
...woman...God.
954
01:14:29,060 --> 01:14:32,735
...incredible positions...
955
01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:37,531
That's what I always said.
956
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:41,733
My God.
957
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,016
And then?
958
01:14:48,020 --> 01:14:50,295
And then?
959
01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:54,052
And then?
And then?
960
01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:56,017
Father, you can't leave me like this.
961
01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:59,092
I can't say anymore.
962
01:14:59,180 --> 01:15:02,934
All I can say is that
she behaves like this...
963
01:15:02,980 --> 01:15:05,574
...because she's a woman who
loves her neighbour...
964
01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:09,255
...and I think you will be
her next neighbour.
965
01:15:09,340 --> 01:15:12,332
If you don't believe what I say...
966
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:16,413
...you can go and see for yourself, ya...
967
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:20,175
...to get right to the end of this thing.
968
01:15:29,860 --> 01:15:34,854
Believe me, mr attorney, it's the first time
a judge in Bellignano has received an anonymous threat.
969
01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:40,133
We have to acknowledge that here
in Bellignano, as an exception,...
970
01:15:40,180 --> 01:15:42,569
...these things hadn't
happened here before, until now.
971
01:15:42,660 --> 01:15:46,096
But returning to this
evidence they might have...
972
01:15:46,180 --> 01:15:51,573
-...which facts are they alluding to?
- I don't know, I didn't understand it.
973
01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:56,171
It's my belief that the only way we can
get to the bottom of this sordid affair...
974
01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:59,849
...consists of trying to understand,
to investigate.
975
01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:04,411
You have all the resources
necessary, my dear, to avoid a scandal...
976
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:07,872
...which could seriously
damage our reputation.
977
01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:47,815
Please come in.
978
01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:52,352
I asked you to come here at this
hour because the court house is empty.
979
01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:54,618
Have a seat please.
980
01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:02,332
Seeing that this is the first
opportunity we've had...
981
01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:05,173
...to talk calmly...
982
01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:08,252
How do you say?
Intimately?
983
01:17:08,340 --> 01:17:12,049
I confess our friendship
is very close to my heart...
984
01:17:12,140 --> 01:17:16,975
...and who else could I turn to in
such a difficult...
985
01:17:17,060 --> 01:17:19,255
...situation?
986
01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:22,417
- Are we alone?
- Alone.
987
01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:27,294
May I add that I have no intention
of hiding anything from you...
988
01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:32,329
...you might think it's strange
that I have turned to you...
989
01:17:32,420 --> 01:17:35,298
As you know, I don't have...
990
01:17:35,380 --> 01:17:40,135
...a convincing argument so I
need someone who can understand me.
991
01:17:40,220 --> 01:17:43,098
Unless, of course,
the thing disgusts you...
992
01:17:43,140 --> 01:17:45,973
- Me?
- Yes, because...
993
01:17:46,060 --> 01:17:48,620
...you must be very firm.
994
01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:06,089
The button.
995
01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:39,213
- Do you love justice?
- What? I do revere it!
996
01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:58,137
Holy shit!
997
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:07,415
They're making a 48 [a mess].
998
01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:13,218
What 48, lawyer!
They're almost up to 70.
999
01:19:26,180 --> 01:19:29,775
I've just received them into an anonymous letter.
1000
01:19:29,860 --> 01:19:32,852
I called you right away...
1001
01:19:32,940 --> 01:19:36,853
...because this time the
accusation is quite clear.
1002
01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:41,092
Right...they look like irrefutable evidences.
1003
01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:46,219
The events takes place in my office...
1004
01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:49,019
...it's clearly me in the picture.
1005
01:19:53,020 --> 01:19:57,969
You have every right to
think it's me, true?
1006
01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:08,335
- But...
- But?
1007
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:11,412
If you'll permit me, doctor.
I want to show you something.
1008
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:14,779
My alibi is right here in this photo.
1009
01:20:14,860 --> 01:20:16,339
Have an accurate look at it.
1010
01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:19,890
- Have you watched it in details?
- Yes, I believe so.
1011
01:20:19,980 --> 01:20:23,859
- I've looked at it more than once.
- And didn't any detail escape you?
1012
01:20:23,940 --> 01:20:27,250
Nothing...well, at least I think.
1013
01:20:27,340 --> 01:20:29,649
What have you seen?
1014
01:20:29,740 --> 01:20:32,413
I've seen what there is to see.
1015
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:35,572
So please tell me everything you see.
1016
01:20:35,660 --> 01:20:37,093
Yes...
1017
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:41,492
I see a man on his knees in the middle
of an act...well, in front of woman...
1018
01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:45,698
...naked who pushs him toward the
lower part of her body.
1019
01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:48,055
- And higher up?
- Higher up...
1020
01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:50,973
- What do you mean with "higher up"?
- Higher up, higher up!
1021
01:20:51,060 --> 01:20:53,699
Higher up, I see the man's head...
1022
01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:57,568
...resting on the woman's belly.
1023
01:20:59,765 --> 01:21:02,336
But, but...in short, where do
you want me to go?
1024
01:21:05,820 --> 01:21:08,015
- Here.
- Ah, there.
1025
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,613
I don't understand.
1026
01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:12,260
- What do you see there?
- That clock,...
1027
01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:18,415
...which has been in my office for over
three years and it works perfectly.
1028
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,617
Mr attorney, the clock in this photo...
1029
01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:26,455
...shows the date as the
28th of July, Sunday, 10:42.
1030
01:21:26,540 --> 01:21:31,011
On that day, at that time,
I was in this office with you.
1031
01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:34,410
- Do you remember?
- Yes, you're right.
1032
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:36,456
Three days ago.
1033
01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:40,179
So who is she?
1034
01:21:40,260 --> 01:21:43,377
Your sister Rosa again?
1035
01:21:44,660 --> 01:21:49,654
That's enough, I'm not an idiot.
Get that into your head, that's enough, enough!
1036
01:21:49,740 --> 01:21:52,334
- Let me explain.
- What are you going to explain?
1037
01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:55,730
That she's your sister once again?
It's not you?
Sure, I understood it!
1038
01:21:55,820 --> 01:21:58,857
You don't think I slept with Lo Presti?
That's absurd.
1039
01:21:58,940 --> 01:22:02,171
- Look, I know it's absurd.
- That's what you say.
1040
01:22:02,260 --> 01:22:05,696
Okay, she's not your sister, it's the
other one, and we'll just forget it.
1041
01:22:05,780 --> 01:22:09,853
I can't go on like this.
It's one scandal after another.
1042
01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:13,774
Everybody has understood everything.
It's making me look like a fool.
1043
01:22:13,860 --> 01:22:15,896
Like a cuckold, rather, yeah.
1044
01:22:15,980 --> 01:22:20,371
Between you and your sister,
this is all too much.
1045
01:22:20,460 --> 01:22:24,135
Don't worry, we'll find a solution.
1046
01:22:24,340 --> 01:22:28,049
Look, Viola.
I love you.
1047
01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:31,496
I love you, I don't love Rosa.
1048
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:36,176
It's just that you're both so
terribly alike, I don't understand,
it's an absolute madness!
1049
01:22:36,260 --> 01:22:38,899
In short, Viola,
maybe it's better we...
1050
01:22:38,980 --> 01:22:41,778
...leave each other, quietly.
1051
01:22:41,860 --> 01:22:46,217
We'll put on a bold face on it, say goodbye.
We'll keep the good memories...
1052
01:22:46,300 --> 01:22:50,976
...of us living together.
We'll do it like civil and honest people.
1053
01:22:51,060 --> 01:22:54,655
Just leave as you are now,
don't put up any resistance...
1054
01:22:54,740 --> 01:22:56,935
...you'll be doing the right thing.
1055
01:22:57,020 --> 01:23:00,899
Our relationship is over anyway,
we couldn't go on like this...
1056
01:23:03,420 --> 01:23:05,615
God damn it.
Why did she have to leave right now?
1057
01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:09,375
Without even saying...
1058
01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:12,890
Go to hell, Viola!
You, the court house...
1059
01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:15,255
...and Bellignano!
1060
01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:17,696
Damn it!
1061
01:23:22,380 --> 01:23:23,972
Bortolon.
1062
01:23:24,060 --> 01:23:25,573
Bortolon.
1063
01:23:25,660 --> 01:23:27,378
Bortolon.
1064
01:23:27,460 --> 01:23:29,371
Bortolon.
1065
01:23:29,460 --> 01:23:33,009
- Are you talking to me?
- Have you gone deaf?
1066
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:35,773
- No, but you called me Bortolon...
- I guess I got it wrong.
1067
01:23:35,860 --> 01:23:36,815
Look at him.
1068
01:23:36,900 --> 01:23:41,928
The lady magistrate has destroyed him,
poor man, he's beaten like a zabaglione.
1069
01:23:42,020 --> 01:23:45,774
But this isn't our problem.
Do you know who I met earlier?
1070
01:23:45,860 --> 01:23:48,613
The mr attorney, in person.
1071
01:23:48,700 --> 01:23:52,534
He had to come all the way to Bellignano.
You should've seen his face.
1072
01:23:52,620 --> 01:23:57,696
The lady magistrate has got two options:
either they fire her or she's get a transfer.
1073
01:23:58,460 --> 01:24:01,577
If this doesn't take too long I
might make it back to Milan tonight.
1074
01:24:01,660 --> 01:24:04,697
What do you mean with "long"?
It should only take a moment.
1075
01:24:04,780 --> 01:24:08,659
- She's leaving.
- Let's hope so.
1076
01:24:08,740 --> 01:24:10,696
What do you mean "hope"?
This is Bortolon saying this.
1077
01:24:10,780 --> 01:24:12,896
Our case will be delayed...
1078
01:24:12,980 --> 01:24:15,699
...until the replacement
magistrate arrives.
1079
01:24:15,780 --> 01:24:19,136
So at least two years will pass away.
1080
01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:21,814
Isn't that what you wanted?
1081
01:24:22,460 --> 01:24:25,372
Come on, engineer...
1082
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:29,692
Look how sad and desperate the chancellor is.
1083
01:24:36,380 --> 01:24:37,779
I bet...
1084
01:24:38,420 --> 01:24:42,784
...10.000 lire they're going
to announce her dismissal.
1085
01:24:42,785 --> 01:24:44,864
I accept.
1086
01:25:05,940 --> 01:25:09,819
- Court is in session.
- Let us start...
1087
01:25:09,900 --> 01:25:13,131
...the trial versus Esposito Raffaele.
1088
01:25:13,220 --> 01:25:16,895
We begin the trial
versus Esposito Raffaele.
1089
01:25:16,980 --> 01:25:18,575
- You won.
- I've lost.
1090
01:25:18,576 --> 01:25:20,924
- You won my 10.000 lire.
- Yes, but I've lost the trial.
1091
01:25:20,925 --> 01:25:22,746
For the moment...
1092
01:25:22,781 --> 01:25:26,130
...because I'll save you
with my closing address.
1093
01:25:26,220 --> 01:25:29,337
My very esteemed friend,
in two hours...
1094
01:25:29,420 --> 01:25:32,457
...you can go back to Milan.
1095
01:25:32,540 --> 01:25:36,897
Sure, I'm going to Milan...
but to San Vittore's prison...
1096
01:25:36,980 --> 01:25:40,336
- Don't worry, you can appeal.
- Sure, there will be a rollcall...
[in Italian appello=appeal and rollcall]
1097
01:25:40,420 --> 01:25:45,050
...every morning for six years,
and I'll have to say "Here".
1098
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:49,736
I swear to God, as soon as I'm
out I'll kick your ass heavily!
1099
01:26:09,420 --> 01:26:11,172
- Hi, Renato.
- Rosa.
1100
01:26:11,220 --> 01:26:14,496
- Moving again?
- I was waiting just for you.
1101
01:26:14,580 --> 01:26:17,777
Viola won't have me back
after all that's happened.
1102
01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:20,374
You were waiting just for me, eh?
1103
01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:22,849
I don't know where to go...
1104
01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:27,172
Could you put me up
for a few days, please?
1105
01:26:27,740 --> 01:26:30,573
- Okay, let's go.
- Thanks.
1106
01:26:30,660 --> 01:26:32,935
- Leave it.
- Thank you.
1107
01:26:40,980 --> 01:26:43,619
Thanks again.
1108
01:26:54,872 --> 01:26:56,370
It cannot be said...
1109
01:26:56,420 --> 01:27:00,333
...you're a very
open-minded person.
1110
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:02,650
However, I thought...
1111
01:27:02,740 --> 01:27:06,892
- The fact is...
- The fact is...
1112
01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:16,972
...you're still madly in love with Viola.
1113
01:27:17,060 --> 01:27:20,018
- Yes... No...
- Don't worry, I'm not jealous.
1114
01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:22,409
Even if she's my sister.
1115
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:26,459
- Come.
- Where?
- Come.
1116
01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:31,134
You won't let me not score for that?
1117
01:27:31,220 --> 01:27:35,709
No, look...
that's the bedroom there.
1118
01:27:35,710 --> 01:27:37,261
Precisely.
1119
01:27:37,860 --> 01:27:40,499
How did she know it?
1120
01:27:42,500 --> 01:27:44,889
Let's be reasonable.
1121
01:27:46,780 --> 01:27:49,977
- I feel embarrassed without my glasses.
- Quiet.
1122
01:27:55,180 --> 01:27:57,455
I want to do an experiment.
1123
01:27:58,860 --> 01:28:01,658
Look, the chickens are waiting for me.
1124
01:28:01,740 --> 01:28:04,379
I must go to the roost.
1125
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:08,809
No...think of your sister.
1126
01:28:15,380 --> 01:28:18,292
No, no violence, no violence.
1127
01:28:26,060 --> 01:28:27,971
Where are you going?
1128
01:28:28,060 --> 01:28:29,049
To bed?
1129
01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:32,018
Right...to bed.
1130
01:28:33,100 --> 01:28:35,250
Holy cow.
1131
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,889
Go slowly, Rosa.
1132
01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:39,652
Rosa?
1133
01:28:39,740 --> 01:28:42,300
Are you serious? Damn!
1134
01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:52,892
Rosa...
1135
01:29:06,380 --> 01:29:07,893
Anything else than...
1136
01:29:07,980 --> 01:29:10,050
...Viola!
1137
01:29:45,700 --> 01:29:47,418
How beautiful.
1138
01:29:51,900 --> 01:29:53,731
Listen, Rosa...
1139
01:29:55,820 --> 01:29:57,890
What is it, Renato?
1140
01:30:00,980 --> 01:30:03,335
It was a real moment...
1141
01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:10,372
-...of madness, really.
- Yes, it was wonderful.
1142
01:30:10,460 --> 01:30:12,815
Kidnap me, Renato.
1143
01:30:12,900 --> 01:30:16,654
Take me somewhere nice,
where nobody will recognize us.
1144
01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:19,857
- Do you agree?
- I agree.
1145
01:30:21,100 --> 01:30:25,776
Right now I feel like I
could even take you to Udine.
1146
01:30:32,980 --> 01:30:35,653
I feel great being with you.
1147
01:30:37,260 --> 01:30:39,854
What a fool I've been.
1148
01:30:39,940 --> 01:30:43,535
I thought you could only sleep with
someone if you were really in love...
1149
01:30:43,620 --> 01:30:48,648
...when you get along and you both share
the same ideas, the same tastes...
1150
01:30:48,740 --> 01:30:54,133
- ...like Viola and me, for example.
- What's Viola got to do with it?
1151
01:30:55,300 --> 01:30:58,133
- You're still thinking of her.
- Yes...
1152
01:30:59,940 --> 01:31:03,216
I don't think I'll ever forget her.
1153
01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:08,658
We had something special between us.
I can't explain it...
1154
01:31:10,820 --> 01:31:15,177
If only I had been a bit less distracted,
less nervous...
1155
01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:19,139
The few times we did sleep together...
1156
01:31:19,220 --> 01:31:23,896
...it felt like being in the court house.
1157
01:31:23,980 --> 01:31:27,416
She even wore her gown
when we made love, it's true.
1158
01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:29,252
If you ask me...
1159
01:31:29,340 --> 01:31:32,457
...she wasn't wrong at all.
1160
01:31:33,220 --> 01:31:38,453
It was you who were too respectful of her.
1161
01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:40,451
Yes...
1162
01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:48,615
Perhaps you're right.
1163
01:31:50,580 --> 01:31:52,571
Nevertheless...
1164
01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:58,337
...I'm still in love with Viola.
1165
01:31:59,020 --> 01:32:03,298
But I wouldn't have the
courage to tell her by now.
1166
01:32:21,020 --> 01:32:22,612
- Hello?
- Hello...
1167
01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:24,372
- Mr attorney?
- It's me.
1168
01:32:24,460 --> 01:32:26,451
- I'm the magistrate from Bellignano.
- What happened?
1169
01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:30,931
I'm sorry to disturb at this hour
but I have an urgent message for you...
1170
01:32:31,020 --> 01:32:32,738
...I would like to officially inform you...
1171
01:32:32,820 --> 01:32:36,608
-...that I intend to resign from the Bench.
- Have you gone mad?
1172
01:32:36,660 --> 01:32:38,890
No, no. I'm getting married.
1173
01:32:38,980 --> 01:32:41,210
And, as to the charges versus me...
1174
01:32:41,300 --> 01:32:45,498
-...with reference to articles 527
and the following ones...
- What are you saying? - Viola!
1175
01:32:45,580 --> 01:32:48,652
-...of the penal code...
- Viola...
1176
01:32:48,740 --> 01:32:52,813
...for committing acts violating
the common sense of decency,...
1177
01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:55,733
...violating the common sense of decency,...
1178
01:32:55,820 --> 01:33:01,417
...yeah, yeah...they just violate
the common sense of decency...ah....
1179
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:05,493
My new condition will allow
me to violate it...
1180
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:10,210
-...without prejudices...
- I think you're getting...
1181
01:33:10,300 --> 01:33:13,895
...disheartened.
You can't give up your career this way.
1182
01:33:13,980 --> 01:33:15,936
Lady, lady Viola?
1183
01:33:16,020 --> 01:33:17,851
Do you feel ill?97325
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