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Previously, on Young Sheldon...
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I've been corresponding
with Dr. John Sturgis
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at East Texas Tech.
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He said I could audit his course.
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Connie, I would like to see you again.
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Perhaps we could have dinner sometime.
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Yes, we would love that.
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We would?
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If they get married,
we immediately double
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the number of smart
people in our family.
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Hello, Dr. Sturgis.
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Hello, Sheldon.
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Can you see yourself living here? I can.
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Mmm. Good ratio of hot
dog chunks to spaghetti.
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I've been experimenting.
Glad you noticed. Kids!
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Wash up for dinner!
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Now, who on earth is that?
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And don't be picking out all the chunks.
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Aw.
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Sorry I'm a little late.
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My pant leg got stuck in the chain.
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Who are you?
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I'm John Sturgis.
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Sheldon invited me to dinner.
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Aha.
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Okay. Um, come in, I guess.
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Sheldon?
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Coming!
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This is for you.
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It's cheese and summer sausages.
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Thank you.
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Summer sausage means it
doesn't need to be refrigerated.
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Is that so?
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It is.
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Okay. Sheldon?
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Dr. Sturgis, welcome.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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Sheldon, you think you
might've let me know
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you invited company over for dinner?
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I did think about it, but I
was afraid you might say no.
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Come see my train set.
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All right!
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Good Lord.
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You mean he just showed
up out of nowhere?
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Yep. He's out in the garage
playing trains with Sheldon.
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Why's your hair wet?
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If you must know, I was
doing my water aerobics,
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and my swimming cap fell off.
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This Sturgis fella
didn't say a word to you?
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If he did, do you think I
would have been doing frog kicks
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at the YMCA?
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You look great.
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O gauge trains are definitely the best.
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Oh, yes, they are.
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Oh, well, what a pleasant surprise.
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Oh, good. You're here, too.
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I am.
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Are y'all about ready for dinner?
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I am.
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Well, then, let's go.
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Meemaw, you smell like chlorine.
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- Why say it?
- Hmm.
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You weren't kidding.
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Spaghetti and hot dogs is delightful.
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Even better
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since Mom perfected the chunk ratio.
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So, Dr. Sturgis, Sheldon tells us
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you're a guest professor
at the university.
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- I am.
- Hmm.
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Does that mean that you're
only here temporarily?
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Well, that's the plan for now.
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But I could be enticed to stay.
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Meemaw, I do believe
there was subtext there.
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Did you pick up on it?
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Yeah.
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Was I correct to infer
there was subtext there?
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You were.
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Okay, we're all good.
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I can't believe they're
making me sit and eat
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at the kiddie table.
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It's better here.
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How?
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We don't have to pray,
eat our vegetables,
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and we can curse.
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Hmm. Maybe you're right.
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Course I am, you ass-face.
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Dr. Sturgis, do you think
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we're ever going to unify gravity
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with the other three fundamental forces?
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I have a sticky note on my refrigerator
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which reminds me every
day to do just that.
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When did you decide to
focus your research
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- on quantum...
- Um, Sheldon, I think
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you're kind of dominating
the conversation.
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Why don't you let your
meemaw talk to Dr. Sturgis.
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Oh, I'm sorry. By all means.
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Thank you.
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- Connie?
- Yes, John.
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Do you smell like chlorine on purpose?
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You sure I can't give you a ride home?
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I can throw your bike in
the back of my pickup truck.
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Thank you, no. I-I enjoy the night air.
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Plus,
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hot dogs and spaghetti
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is a highly caloric event
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that demands an aerobic
effort on my part.
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Well, it was a pleasure
spending the evening with you.
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We should do it again sometime.
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Great. When?
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How about tomorrow?
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You know what, we'll figure it out.
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Come on, let me see you to your Schwinn.
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Bye.
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Good night.
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Well, that was the
most stimulating dinner
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I've ever had in this house.
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Glad you enjoyed it.
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That man is a true role model.
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Well, it's nice you finally
got a man you can look up to.
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Oh, believe me, I know.
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You gonna keep it all bottled up,
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- or you want to talk about it?
- What?
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I'm fine.
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There's nothing to talk about.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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Sweet dreams.
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You know you want to talk about it.
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You saw it.
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My own son can't even
imagine me being a role model?
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How am I supposed to be okay with that?
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You're a role model for Georgie.
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I used to be.
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Now he wants to grow
up and be Tony Danza.
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Did you forget you have a daughter
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who would really benefit
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from having a good man to look up to?
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Oh, dear Lord.
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You did forget.
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I didn't forget. I just...
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I don't know how to spend time with her.
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It ain't rocket science, George.
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She's a little girl.
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Ask her what she wants to do,
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and then do it with her.
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Oh, yeah. I suppose.
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Trust me. She'll be thrilled
to spend some time with you.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I'll give it a try.
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Hey, when we do, you know,
whatever it is she likes to do,
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you're gonna be there, right?
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No.
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Well, this just got harder.
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Meemaw?
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Meemaw!
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What?
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I've been researching things
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that you and I can do with Dr. Sturgis.
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There's a lecture tonight
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at Rice University called
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"What's happening at the
center of our galaxy."
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Let me just stop you right there.
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Don't worry. I know what's
happening at the center,
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but I would never spoil it for you.
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Look, I know you're invested
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in me and John having a relationship,
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and I'm not saying we won't.
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But it ain't gonna happen
with you always underfoot.
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Have I been underfoot?
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Honey, in order for grown-ups
to get to know each other,
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they need to have some alone time.
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What if I'm around, but
I took a vow of silence?
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Go home and have your breakfast.
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And then she said for grown-ups
to get to know each other,
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they have to have time alone.
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Makes sense. What else?
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Apparently my being underfoot
isn't conducive to romance.
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This is very helpful.
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Thank you.
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I'm at your service.
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Oh, Celeste, why do you always
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fall for bad boys?
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Hey.
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Hi, Dad.
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What you doing?
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Am I in trouble?
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No, no. Just-just checking in on you.
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Why?
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'Cause you're my
daughter and I love you.
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This is getting weird.
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It is. I was just thinking that, uh,
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you and me, you know,
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we don't spend much time together.
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You know, we should
find something to do,
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just-just two of us.
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- Like what?
- You tell me.
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What-what sounds fun?
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I'd like to be taken to dinner.
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Great. Where?
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To the fanciest
restaurant in all of Texas.
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Which is...?
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Red Lobster, where the
surf meets the turf.
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You got it.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Mom, you got to take me shopping!
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I need a dress!
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Yeah?
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Connie, this is John Sturgis.
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Well, hello, John Sturgis.
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How are you?
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I chipped a tooth on a
peach pit this morning,
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but otherwise, I'm okay.
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Good. Good to hear it.
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Next order of business.
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I would like to have
dinner with you tonight,
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just the two of us.
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Oh, well, that sounds nice.
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What'd you have in mind?
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I'd like to come to your house
and cook you a Szechuan feast.
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I'm sorry, a what?
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Szechuan.
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It's a style of Chinese
cooking I learned
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when I was traveling through China.
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Well, wonderful. I would love that.
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Great. Do you have a wok?
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I do not.
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Not a problem.
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I have a travel wok.
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Okay.
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Uh, so, uh, what do you say about 6:00?
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It's a date.
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Terrific.
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Oh, and, um, let's not
mention this to Sheldon
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so as to keep him from being underfoot.
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Have you been talking to him?
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I have. See you later.
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Do I really need to get
dressed up to go to Red Lobster?
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You're getting dressed
up for your daughter.
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And that's a new shirt, so
be sure to ask for a bib.
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Oh!
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I'm ready.
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You're going to dinner wearing that?
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I think you mean she looks beautiful.
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You look beautiful.
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Why thank you, George.
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How 'bout we stick
with "Dad" tonight?
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Okay, but you call me Melissa.
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After you, Melissa.
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Thanks, George.
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Oh, my.
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I know, I look like
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a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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Well, come on in.
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Sheldon, come in the kitchen for dinner.
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- Can I eat out here?
- Why?
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Dr. Sturgis is having a
dinner date with Meemaw.
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I don't want to miss it.
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Fine.
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During that time, I saw
three cars drive by
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and a raccoon dragging a slice of pizza.
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Uh, table for two.
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No problem.
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Allow me.
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You are allowed.
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Thank you.
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Yes, thank you.
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If I may.
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So what do you think?
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00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:41,750
I think we might be underdressed.
270
00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:51,910
The trick to a
successful Szechuan dinner
271
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,819
is the Szechuan pepper.
272
00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,389
Okay.
273
00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:57,349
Now, you may notice
274
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,819
your lips and tongue getting numb.
275
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,059
Then why are we eating it?
276
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,329
'Cause it's yummy.
277
00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:06,359
Sure.
278
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,799
So, what were you doing
wandering around China?
279
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:13,139
Well, when I'm not doing
research or teaching,
280
00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:16,739
I enjoy taking the path less traveled.
281
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:19,339
I'm guessing it's a bike path.
282
00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,840
As a matter of fact, it was.
283
00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,549
Everybody in China rides bicycles.
284
00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:25,849
It's fantastic.
285
00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,419
- Did you see the Great Wall?
- I did.
286
00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,069
Interesting fact:
287
00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:32,129
it's filled with the dead bodies
288
00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,819
of the people who built it.
289
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,650
You don't say.
290
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,830
Hundreds of thousands of them.
291
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,439
Here, taste.
292
00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:45,969
If it's just the two of us,
why can't I eat watching TV?
293
00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:48,169
'Cause you're having
dinner with your mother
294
00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:50,039
and it's a chance for us to talk.
295
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,609
Sheldon's having dinner
and looking out the window.
296
00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,899
- Want me to have him join us?
- No.
297
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,570
Then quit complaining.
298
00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:00,329
So what do you want to talk about?
299
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,149
Um, I don't know.
300
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,549
How's school?
301
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,050
It's school, it's a turd fest.
302
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:09,059
Charming.
303
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,649
Are you dating anyone?
304
00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,129
Nah, nobody up to my standards.
305
00:13:13,130 --> 00:13:14,960
Sure.
306
00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:16,699
Can I ask you a question?
307
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,930
Course, you can ask me anything.
308
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:21,500
Were you pregnant with
me when you married Dad?
309
00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:25,639
Um... why would you ask that?
310
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,969
Sheldon said so.
311
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,179
How would Sheldon know?
312
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:29,189
He did the math.
313
00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:30,190
What math?
314
00:13:30,191 --> 00:13:32,110
He said the time between my birthday
315
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,429
and your wedding day was six months.
316
00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:37,329
Um... yeah.
317
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,869
That's because you...
318
00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,109
were born premature.
319
00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,989
I've seen my birth certificate,
320
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,929
it said I weighed nine pounds.
321
00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:48,260
Yes, that's true.
322
00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:51,910
You were a big fat preemie.
323
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,489
Let's talk about something else.
324
00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:55,569
Why?
325
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,510
'Cause I'd very much like to.
326
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,769
And then Heather B
said she didn't want
327
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,969
to play tetherball
with Heather M anymore.
328
00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,709
Wait. Th-There's two Heathers?
329
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:05,719
Oh, yeah.
330
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,979
Which one's which?
331
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,349
Heather B is stuck up.
332
00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,139
Heather M used to be stuck up,
333
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,160
but then she got a scoliosis brace.
334
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:14,019
Maybe she shouldn't
be playing tetherball.
335
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,180
That's what Heather B said.
336
00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,469
This is delicious,
337
00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:22,660
but you were not
kidding about the spice.
338
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,299
I'm about to break a sweat here.
339
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,289
Well, here's something
340
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:28,059
you might find interesting.
341
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:31,759
Spicy food is typically
found in warmer climates
342
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,839
because it induces sweating,
343
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,330
which in turn, cools people off.
344
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,810
So what does the runny nose do for me?
345
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,480
It allows me to, uh,
346
00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:45,119
gallantly offer you my handkerchief.
347
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,759
You are such a gentleman.
348
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,859
When I was younger,
349
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,259
I read a book on etiquette.
350
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,410
That's how I know
351
00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,699
that if I ever have an
audience at the Vatican,
352
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,829
I should wear evening
attire or a sack coat.
353
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,769
I don't know what a sack coat is,
354
00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:03,569
but I'm sure you'd look handsome in it.
355
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,660
Thank you.
356
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,760
You know, it's a long
bike ride at night.
357
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,119
If you want...
358
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,649
you're welcome to stay.
359
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:21,260
No, it's fine, I-I have
a headlight on my bicycle.
360
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,420
Oh, sure, sure.
361
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:28,309
Although, I hear it might rain.
362
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:32,499
No worries. I have a pocket poncho.
363
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,310
So you do.
364
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,609
John.
365
00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:39,990
I'm inviting you
366
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,699
to spend the night.
367
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,030
Oh.
368
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,130
No, thank you.
369
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:56,020
Don't they make babies
that are born too soon
370
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,329
stay in the hospital?
371
00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:01,229
Normally, yes, but you were born
372
00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:04,079
with such a great head full of hair
373
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,880
that they sent you home with us.
374
00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:09,870
That's the first thing
you've said that makes sense.
375
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,070
I'm glad we had dinner, this was nice.
376
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,679
Yeah, fun stuff.
377
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,440
Well, don't want to miss Who's The Boss.
378
00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:24,850
Lord, forgive me for lying.
379
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,659
I'll tell him the truth
when he's 30. Amen.
380
00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,259
Your lobster, madam.
381
00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,950
Thank you.
382
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,799
Would you like me to open it for her?
383
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,330
Oh, I got it, thanks.
384
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,569
- You all right?
- This thing's freaking me out.
385
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,510
Here, let me help you with that.
386
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,449
Here. Okay.
387
00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:52,879
The trick is not to make eye contact.
388
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,199
Tell him.
389
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,660
Here.
390
00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:59,249
All right, now, we just... snap her off
391
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,959
like that... pop.
392
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,219
Grab this guy here,
393
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,119
and we crack the claw.
394
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:09,859
And then you take out a little meat...
395
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,029
dunk it in some butter,
396
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,030
and then you eat it.
397
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:17,630
Holy moly.
398
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,799
It's good, huh?
399
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,119
Unbelievable.
400
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,630
I'll leave you to it.
401
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:25,190
No. Sit with me.
402
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,850
Okay.
403
00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:34,589
When I grow up, I'm gonna
eat lobster every night.
404
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:37,529
Well, hon, you better stay in
school and get a good education.
405
00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:40,459
I was thinking I'd
just marry a rich guy.
406
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,369
Sure, that's a way to go.
407
00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:45,670
Or a guy who works at Red Lobster.
408
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,780
That's another way to go.
409
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,199
You seem quiet. Is everything okay?
410
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,919
Are you not interested in me?
411
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,430
Of course I am. I'm very interested.
412
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,439
Then how come when I...
413
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,220
I invited you to spend
the night, I got rejected?
414
00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:17,259
I did do that, didn't I?
415
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,399
Good Lord, yes.
416
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,060
I can explain.
417
00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,399
Please do.
418
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,090
I didn't want you to
think that I would think
419
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,739
that you were the sort of woman
420
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,349
who would engage in coitus
421
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:31,870
simply because I cooked
you a Szechuan dinner.
422
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,939
It was better before you explained.
423
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:37,910
All right, let me try a different tack.
424
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:41,899
Connie.
425
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,139
Oh, boy.
426
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:45,009
Would you honor me with an evening
427
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:48,220
of intimate relations?
428
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,450
Well, that is a different tack.
429
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,610
This is very promising.
430
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,219
What's happening?
431
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,889
Dr. Sturgis's bike is still at Meemaw's.
432
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:17,989
So?
433
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,279
That means he probably is, too.
434
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,659
You need to get a life.
435
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,390
There he is.
436
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,169
Mom, Mom, Mom.
437
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:35,739
- What's wrong?
- What's going on?
438
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:38,570
Dr. Sturgis and Meemaw
had their first sleepover.
439
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,679
It's a big step in their relationship.
440
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,009
I'm going to go congratulate them.
441
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:45,349
Hey, put on a jacket, it's chilly out.
442
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,820
Will do!
443
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,589
Or try saying he can't go.
444
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:50,649
Oh, never mind, you can't go!
445
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,709
The last thing I heard was jacket!
446
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,440
Oh.
447
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:59,610
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