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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:02,920 Previously, on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,930 --> 00:00:05,329 I've been corresponding with Dr. John Sturgis 3 00:00:05,330 --> 00:00:06,680 at East Texas Tech. 4 00:00:06,690 --> 00:00:08,629 He said I could audit his course. 5 00:00:08,630 --> 00:00:10,569 Connie, I would like to see you again. 6 00:00:10,570 --> 00:00:12,599 Perhaps we could have dinner sometime. 7 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,739 Yes, we would love that. 8 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,209 We would? 9 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:18,209 If they get married, we immediately double 10 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:20,409 the number of smart people in our family. 11 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:22,649 Hello, Dr. Sturgis. 12 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:23,749 Hello, Sheldon. 13 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:26,580 Can you see yourself living here? I can. 14 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:34,929 Mmm. Good ratio of hot dog chunks to spaghetti. 15 00:00:34,930 --> 00:00:37,729 I've been experimenting. Glad you noticed. Kids! 16 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:39,800 Wash up for dinner! 17 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:41,910 Now, who on earth is that? 18 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:45,369 And don't be picking out all the chunks. 19 00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:46,940 Aw. 20 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:53,779 Sorry I'm a little late. 21 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:57,210 My pant leg got stuck in the chain. 22 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:58,549 Who are you? 23 00:00:58,550 --> 00:01:00,620 I'm John Sturgis. 24 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:03,289 Sheldon invited me to dinner. 25 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:04,959 Aha. 26 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:08,129 Okay. Um, come in, I guess. 27 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:09,489 Sheldon? 28 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:11,029 Coming! 29 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,799 This is for you. 30 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,030 It's cheese and summer sausages. 31 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,399 Thank you. 32 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,469 Summer sausage means it doesn't need to be refrigerated. 33 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:21,709 Is that so? 34 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:22,909 It is. 35 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:24,670 Okay. Sheldon? 36 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,640 Dr. Sturgis, welcome. 37 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:27,979 Thank you, Sheldon. 38 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:30,109 Sheldon, you think you might've let me know 39 00:01:30,110 --> 00:01:31,879 you invited company over for dinner? 40 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,519 I did think about it, but I was afraid you might say no. 41 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,889 Come see my train set. 42 00:01:35,890 --> 00:01:37,150 All right! 43 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:57,400 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 44 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,890 Good Lord. 45 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:06,119 You mean he just showed up out of nowhere? 46 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,220 Yep. He's out in the garage playing trains with Sheldon. 47 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,189 Why's your hair wet? 48 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:13,589 If you must know, I was doing my water aerobics, 49 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:15,229 and my swimming cap fell off. 50 00:02:15,230 --> 00:02:17,490 This Sturgis fella didn't say a word to you? 51 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,829 If he did, do you think I would have been doing frog kicks 52 00:02:19,830 --> 00:02:21,899 at the YMCA? 53 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,700 You look great. 54 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:30,370 O gauge trains are definitely the best. 55 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:33,209 Oh, yes, they are. 56 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:36,860 Oh, well, what a pleasant surprise. 57 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:38,720 Oh, good. You're here, too. 58 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:40,229 I am. 59 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:41,689 Are y'all about ready for dinner? 60 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:42,869 I am. 61 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:44,739 Well, then, let's go. 62 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:46,409 Meemaw, you smell like chlorine. 63 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:48,750 - Why say it? - Hmm. 64 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:53,510 You weren't kidding. 65 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,780 Spaghetti and hot dogs is delightful. 66 00:02:56,790 --> 00:02:57,869 Even better 67 00:02:57,870 --> 00:03:00,019 since Mom perfected the chunk ratio. 68 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:02,619 So, Dr. Sturgis, Sheldon tells us 69 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,520 you're a guest professor at the university. 70 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:05,740 - I am. - Hmm. 71 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,949 Does that mean that you're only here temporarily? 72 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:10,510 Well, that's the plan for now. 73 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:15,080 But I could be enticed to stay. 74 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,269 Meemaw, I do believe there was subtext there. 75 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:19,539 Did you pick up on it? 76 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:20,770 Yeah. 77 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:23,179 Was I correct to infer there was subtext there? 78 00:03:23,180 --> 00:03:24,279 You were. 79 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,830 Okay, we're all good. 80 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:29,219 I can't believe they're making me sit and eat 81 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:30,549 at the kiddie table. 82 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:31,810 It's better here. 83 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:32,919 How? 84 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,889 We don't have to pray, eat our vegetables, 85 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:36,389 and we can curse. 86 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,189 Hmm. Maybe you're right. 87 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:40,380 Course I am, you ass-face. 88 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:43,919 Dr. Sturgis, do you think 89 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,699 we're ever going to unify gravity 90 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:48,269 with the other three fundamental forces? 91 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:51,019 I have a sticky note on my refrigerator 92 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:54,349 which reminds me every day to do just that. 93 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:56,679 When did you decide to focus your research 94 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,909 - on quantum... - Um, Sheldon, I think 95 00:03:57,910 --> 00:04:00,310 you're kind of dominating the conversation. 96 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,180 Why don't you let your meemaw talk to Dr. Sturgis. 97 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,639 Oh, I'm sorry. By all means. 98 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,669 Thank you. 99 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:09,470 - Connie? - Yes, John. 100 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,610 Do you smell like chlorine on purpose? 101 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,049 You sure I can't give you a ride home? 102 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,119 I can throw your bike in the back of my pickup truck. 103 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,190 Thank you, no. I-I enjoy the night air. 104 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,229 Plus, 105 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,360 hot dogs and spaghetti 106 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:27,120 is a highly caloric event 107 00:04:27,130 --> 00:04:30,290 that demands an aerobic effort on my part. 108 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,979 Well, it was a pleasure spending the evening with you. 109 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:34,579 We should do it again sometime. 110 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:35,929 Great. When? 111 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,030 How about tomorrow? 112 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,100 You know what, we'll figure it out. 113 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:41,500 Come on, let me see you to your Schwinn. 114 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:42,909 Bye. 115 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,770 Good night. 116 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:47,290 Well, that was the most stimulating dinner 117 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:48,929 I've ever had in this house. 118 00:04:48,930 --> 00:04:50,160 Glad you enjoyed it. 119 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:52,429 That man is a true role model. 120 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,930 Well, it's nice you finally got a man you can look up to. 121 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,870 Oh, believe me, I know. 122 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,810 You gonna keep it all bottled up, 123 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,980 - or you want to talk about it? - What? 124 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:11,680 I'm fine. 125 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:12,889 There's nothing to talk about. 126 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:14,989 - You sure? - Yeah. 127 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:16,760 Sweet dreams. 128 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,799 You know you want to talk about it. 129 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,230 You saw it. 130 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,569 My own son can't even imagine me being a role model? 131 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:31,239 How am I supposed to be okay with that? 132 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,309 You're a role model for Georgie. 133 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:34,709 I used to be. 134 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,989 Now he wants to grow up and be Tony Danza. 135 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:39,309 Did you forget you have a daughter 136 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:40,749 who would really benefit 137 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:43,219 from having a good man to look up to? 138 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:44,980 Oh, dear Lord. 139 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:46,889 You did forget. 140 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:48,689 I didn't forget. I just... 141 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:50,530 I don't know how to spend time with her. 142 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,420 It ain't rocket science, George. 143 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:53,629 She's a little girl. 144 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:55,029 Ask her what she wants to do, 145 00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:56,379 and then do it with her. 146 00:05:56,380 --> 00:05:58,829 Oh, yeah. I suppose. 147 00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:02,069 Trust me. She'll be thrilled to spend some time with you. 148 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,500 Okay. 149 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:05,380 Yeah, I'll give it a try. 150 00:06:07,810 --> 00:06:10,779 Hey, when we do, you know, whatever it is she likes to do, 151 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:12,049 you're gonna be there, right? 152 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:13,510 No. 153 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:17,119 Well, this just got harder. 154 00:06:23,430 --> 00:06:25,859 Meemaw? 155 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:27,729 Meemaw! 156 00:06:27,730 --> 00:06:29,300 What? 157 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:31,049 I've been researching things 158 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:33,149 that you and I can do with Dr. Sturgis. 159 00:06:33,150 --> 00:06:34,299 There's a lecture tonight 160 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,819 at Rice University called 161 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:38,059 "What's happening at the center of our galaxy." 162 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:39,559 Let me just stop you right there. 163 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,920 Don't worry. I know what's happening at the center, 164 00:06:41,930 --> 00:06:43,690 but I would never spoil it for you. 165 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,629 Look, I know you're invested 166 00:06:45,630 --> 00:06:47,399 in me and John having a relationship, 167 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,969 and I'm not saying we won't. 168 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:52,139 But it ain't gonna happen with you always underfoot. 169 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:53,639 Have I been underfoot? 170 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:58,079 Honey, in order for grown-ups to get to know each other, 171 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,379 they need to have some alone time. 172 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:04,110 What if I'm around, but I took a vow of silence? 173 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,950 Go home and have your breakfast. 174 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,819 And then she said for grown-ups to get to know each other, 175 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,719 they have to have time alone. 176 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,820 Makes sense. What else? 177 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:17,559 Apparently my being underfoot isn't conducive to romance. 178 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,349 This is very helpful. 179 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:20,629 Thank you. 180 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:22,370 I'm at your service. 181 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,849 Oh, Celeste, why do you always 182 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,299 fall for bad boys? 183 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:33,500 Hey. 184 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:34,599 Hi, Dad. 185 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,069 What you doing? 186 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:37,539 Am I in trouble? 187 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,500 No, no. Just-just checking in on you. 188 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:41,609 Why? 189 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:44,939 'Cause you're my daughter and I love you. 190 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:46,509 This is getting weird. 191 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:48,500 It is. I was just thinking that, uh, 192 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,970 you and me, you know, 193 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:51,839 we don't spend much time together. 194 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,719 You know, we should find something to do, 195 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,179 just-just two of us. 196 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,820 - Like what? - You tell me. 197 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:58,900 What-what sounds fun? 198 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:02,690 I'd like to be taken to dinner. 199 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,229 Great. Where? 200 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:08,769 To the fanciest restaurant in all of Texas. 201 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:09,999 Which is...? 202 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,600 Red Lobster, where the surf meets the turf. 203 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,970 You got it. 204 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:17,270 Thanks, Dad. 205 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,479 Mom, you got to take me shopping! 206 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,909 I need a dress! 207 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,249 Yeah? 208 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:28,530 Connie, this is John Sturgis. 209 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:30,050 Well, hello, John Sturgis. 210 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,289 How are you? 211 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:33,689 I chipped a tooth on a peach pit this morning, 212 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:36,029 but otherwise, I'm okay. 213 00:08:36,030 --> 00:08:37,689 Good. Good to hear it. 214 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:39,089 Next order of business. 215 00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:41,709 I would like to have dinner with you tonight, 216 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,170 just the two of us. 217 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:46,739 Oh, well, that sounds nice. 218 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:48,369 What'd you have in mind? 219 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:53,309 I'd like to come to your house and cook you a Szechuan feast. 220 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:54,809 I'm sorry, a what? 221 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:55,949 Szechuan. 222 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:59,060 It's a style of Chinese cooking I learned 223 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:00,989 when I was traveling through China. 224 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:04,050 Well, wonderful. I would love that. 225 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:06,120 Great. Do you have a wok? 226 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:08,059 I do not. 227 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:09,229 Not a problem. 228 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:10,860 I have a travel wok. 229 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:12,799 Okay. 230 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,069 Uh, so, uh, what do you say about 6:00? 231 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,299 It's a date. 232 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,439 Terrific. 233 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,239 Oh, and, um, let's not mention this to Sheldon 234 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,139 so as to keep him from being underfoot. 235 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:27,549 Have you been talking to him? 236 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:29,690 I have. See you later. 237 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,299 Do I really need to get dressed up to go to Red Lobster? 238 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,059 You're getting dressed up for your daughter. 239 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:43,890 And that's a new shirt, so be sure to ask for a bib. 240 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,130 Oh! 241 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:50,569 I'm ready. 242 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:52,039 You're going to dinner wearing that? 243 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,839 I think you mean she looks beautiful. 244 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,339 You look beautiful. 245 00:09:57,340 --> 00:09:59,209 Why thank you, George. 246 00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:01,349 How 'bout we stick with "Dad" tonight? 247 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,510 Okay, but you call me Melissa. 248 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,959 After you, Melissa. 249 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,089 Thanks, George. 250 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,540 Oh, my. 251 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:34,309 I know, I look like 252 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:37,579 a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. 253 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:39,580 Well, come on in. 254 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,919 Sheldon, come in the kitchen for dinner. 255 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,190 - Can I eat out here? - Why? 256 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,199 Dr. Sturgis is having a dinner date with Meemaw. 257 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,399 I don't want to miss it. 258 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,440 Fine. 259 00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:00,369 During that time, I saw three cars drive by 260 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:03,120 and a raccoon dragging a slice of pizza. 261 00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:15,759 Uh, table for two. 262 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,500 No problem. 263 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,730 Allow me. 264 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:24,180 You are allowed. 265 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,170 Thank you. 266 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:31,040 Yes, thank you. 267 00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:33,749 If I may. 268 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,219 So what do you think? 269 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:41,750 I think we might be underdressed. 270 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:51,910 The trick to a successful Szechuan dinner 271 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,819 is the Szechuan pepper. 272 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,389 Okay. 273 00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:57,349 Now, you may notice 274 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,819 your lips and tongue getting numb. 275 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,059 Then why are we eating it? 276 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,329 'Cause it's yummy. 277 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:06,359 Sure. 278 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,799 So, what were you doing wandering around China? 279 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:13,139 Well, when I'm not doing research or teaching, 280 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:16,739 I enjoy taking the path less traveled. 281 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:19,339 I'm guessing it's a bike path. 282 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,840 As a matter of fact, it was. 283 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,549 Everybody in China rides bicycles. 284 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:25,849 It's fantastic. 285 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,419 - Did you see the Great Wall? - I did. 286 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,069 Interesting fact: 287 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:32,129 it's filled with the dead bodies 288 00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,819 of the people who built it. 289 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,650 You don't say. 290 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,830 Hundreds of thousands of them. 291 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,439 Here, taste. 292 00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:45,969 If it's just the two of us, why can't I eat watching TV? 293 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:48,169 'Cause you're having dinner with your mother 294 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:50,039 and it's a chance for us to talk. 295 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,609 Sheldon's having dinner and looking out the window. 296 00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,899 - Want me to have him join us? - No. 297 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,570 Then quit complaining. 298 00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:00,329 So what do you want to talk about? 299 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,149 Um, I don't know. 300 00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,549 How's school? 301 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,050 It's school, it's a turd fest. 302 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:09,059 Charming. 303 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,649 Are you dating anyone? 304 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,129 Nah, nobody up to my standards. 305 00:13:13,130 --> 00:13:14,960 Sure. 306 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:16,699 Can I ask you a question? 307 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,930 Course, you can ask me anything. 308 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:21,500 Were you pregnant with me when you married Dad? 309 00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:25,639 Um... why would you ask that? 310 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,969 Sheldon said so. 311 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,179 How would Sheldon know? 312 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:29,189 He did the math. 313 00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:30,190 What math? 314 00:13:30,191 --> 00:13:32,110 He said the time between my birthday 315 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,429 and your wedding day was six months. 316 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:37,329 Um... yeah. 317 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,869 That's because you... 318 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,109 were born premature. 319 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,989 I've seen my birth certificate, 320 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,929 it said I weighed nine pounds. 321 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:48,260 Yes, that's true. 322 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:51,910 You were a big fat preemie. 323 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,489 Let's talk about something else. 324 00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:55,569 Why? 325 00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,510 'Cause I'd very much like to. 326 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,769 And then Heather B said she didn't want 327 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,969 to play tetherball with Heather M anymore. 328 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,709 Wait. Th-There's two Heathers? 329 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:05,719 Oh, yeah. 330 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,979 Which one's which? 331 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,349 Heather B is stuck up. 332 00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,139 Heather M used to be stuck up, 333 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,160 but then she got a scoliosis brace. 334 00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:14,019 Maybe she shouldn't be playing tetherball. 335 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,180 That's what Heather B said. 336 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,469 This is delicious, 337 00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:22,660 but you were not kidding about the spice. 338 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,299 I'm about to break a sweat here. 339 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,289 Well, here's something 340 00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:28,059 you might find interesting. 341 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:31,759 Spicy food is typically found in warmer climates 342 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,839 because it induces sweating, 343 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,330 which in turn, cools people off. 344 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,810 So what does the runny nose do for me? 345 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,480 It allows me to, uh, 346 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:45,119 gallantly offer you my handkerchief. 347 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,759 You are such a gentleman. 348 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,859 When I was younger, 349 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,259 I read a book on etiquette. 350 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,410 That's how I know 351 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,699 that if I ever have an audience at the Vatican, 352 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,829 I should wear evening attire or a sack coat. 353 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,769 I don't know what a sack coat is, 354 00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:03,569 but I'm sure you'd look handsome in it. 355 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,660 Thank you. 356 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,760 You know, it's a long bike ride at night. 357 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,119 If you want... 358 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,649 you're welcome to stay. 359 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:21,260 No, it's fine, I-I have a headlight on my bicycle. 360 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,420 Oh, sure, sure. 361 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:28,309 Although, I hear it might rain. 362 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:32,499 No worries. I have a pocket poncho. 363 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,310 So you do. 364 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,609 John. 365 00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:39,990 I'm inviting you 366 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,699 to spend the night. 367 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,030 Oh. 368 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,130 No, thank you. 369 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:56,020 Don't they make babies that are born too soon 370 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,329 stay in the hospital? 371 00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:01,229 Normally, yes, but you were born 372 00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:04,079 with such a great head full of hair 373 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,880 that they sent you home with us. 374 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:09,870 That's the first thing you've said that makes sense. 375 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,070 I'm glad we had dinner, this was nice. 376 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,679 Yeah, fun stuff. 377 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,440 Well, don't want to miss Who's The Boss. 378 00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:24,850 Lord, forgive me for lying. 379 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,659 I'll tell him the truth when he's 30. Amen. 380 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,259 Your lobster, madam. 381 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,950 Thank you. 382 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,799 Would you like me to open it for her? 383 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,330 Oh, I got it, thanks. 384 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,569 - You all right? - This thing's freaking me out. 385 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,510 Here, let me help you with that. 386 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,449 Here. Okay. 387 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:52,879 The trick is not to make eye contact. 388 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,199 Tell him. 389 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,660 Here. 390 00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:59,249 All right, now, we just... snap her off 391 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,959 like that... pop. 392 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,219 Grab this guy here, 393 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,119 and we crack the claw. 394 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:09,859 And then you take out a little meat... 395 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,029 dunk it in some butter, 396 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,030 and then you eat it. 397 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:17,630 Holy moly. 398 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,799 It's good, huh? 399 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,119 Unbelievable. 400 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,630 I'll leave you to it. 401 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:25,190 No. Sit with me. 402 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,850 Okay. 403 00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:34,589 When I grow up, I'm gonna eat lobster every night. 404 00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:37,529 Well, hon, you better stay in school and get a good education. 405 00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:40,459 I was thinking I'd just marry a rich guy. 406 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,369 Sure, that's a way to go. 407 00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:45,670 Or a guy who works at Red Lobster. 408 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,780 That's another way to go. 409 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,199 You seem quiet. Is everything okay? 410 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,919 Are you not interested in me? 411 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,430 Of course I am. I'm very interested. 412 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,439 Then how come when I... 413 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,220 I invited you to spend the night, I got rejected? 414 00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:17,259 I did do that, didn't I? 415 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,399 Good Lord, yes. 416 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,060 I can explain. 417 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,399 Please do. 418 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,090 I didn't want you to think that I would think 419 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,739 that you were the sort of woman 420 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,349 who would engage in coitus 421 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:31,870 simply because I cooked you a Szechuan dinner. 422 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,939 It was better before you explained. 423 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:37,910 All right, let me try a different tack. 424 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:41,899 Connie. 425 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,139 Oh, boy. 426 00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:45,009 Would you honor me with an evening 427 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:48,220 of intimate relations? 428 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,450 Well, that is a different tack. 429 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,610 This is very promising. 430 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,219 What's happening? 431 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,889 Dr. Sturgis's bike is still at Meemaw's. 432 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:17,989 So? 433 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,279 That means he probably is, too. 434 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,659 You need to get a life. 435 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,390 There he is. 436 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,169 Mom, Mom, Mom. 437 00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:35,739 - What's wrong? - What's going on? 438 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:38,570 Dr. Sturgis and Meemaw had their first sleepover. 439 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,679 It's a big step in their relationship. 440 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,009 I'm going to go congratulate them. 441 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:45,349 Hey, put on a jacket, it's chilly out. 442 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,820 Will do! 443 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,589 Or try saying he can't go. 444 00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:50,649 Oh, never mind, you can't go! 445 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,709 The last thing I heard was jacket! 446 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,440 Oh. 447 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:59,610 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 30091

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