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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,880 Maxie, it's Neil. Don't forget the burgers, pal. 2 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,320 Corner of Olive and 18th. It'll be ready at 7:30. 3 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,480 Yee-hah! 4 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,080 Hello. It's your mother. 5 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,000 Don't forget tomorrow we visit Janey. 6 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,560 You'll pick me up at the store at 4:00. 7 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,480 Hello? 8 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,760 Hello? 9 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,080 All right! 10 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,680 Max! 11 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,520 Ha ha ha! 12 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:56,960 Max! Max is here! 13 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,040 White Palace burgers! 14 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,440 Hi. What are you drinking? 15 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,560 Soda. 16 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,680 It's a bachelor party. I'm getting married. 17 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,280 Oh! Oh! 18 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,800 Hey, what about me? I want one. 19 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,160 Aah! 20 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,440 Hey, Max, some of these boxes are empty, man. 21 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,080 What? 22 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,840 Son of a bitch. Look at this. 23 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,000 I got three... four of them. 24 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,400 How could they be empty? 25 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,560 What's that? Five? 26 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,120 I got six, six empty boxes. 27 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,880 Shit. I should've counted them. Sorry. 28 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,800 Come on. It's a 49-cent burger. 29 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,000 I'm going back. You want burgers or money? 30 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,360 - Are you crazy? - What's he talking about? 31 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,520 What's the matter with you? We're having a party! 32 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,160 We've been crapped on, Neil. 33 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,840 What is the trouble? 34 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,000 The trouble is you don't give a damn about principle. 35 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,280 Are you kidding? I'm a lawyer. 36 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,760 Hey! Hey! Hey! 37 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,880 - Excuse me. - End of the line's over there. 38 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,760 - I'm not buying anything. - Get in line, Fred. 39 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,560 Look inside the sack, please. 40 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,880 When it's your turn. $2.35. 41 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,480 I don't think I need to get in line. 42 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,840 I already was in line. 43 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,840 I bought 50 burgers. You only gave me 44, 44 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,640 so I don't think I have to wait. 45 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,160 - Is that so? - That is so. 46 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,440 Look. Six empties. I want my money back. 47 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,480 And how do I know you didn't gobble up those burgers? 48 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,480 Because I don't gobble and I don't lie. 49 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,680 You gave me six empty boxes. 50 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,480 I bought 50 burgers. You gave me 44. 51 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:10,880 Do I get my money back or go to the manager? 52 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,480 Smell the boxes. Here. 53 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,800 If there had been White Palaces inside, 54 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,320 the boxes would stink, wouldn't they? 55 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,080 Honey, my nose is so full of White Palaces, 56 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,560 I couldn't smell one shoved in my face. 57 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,240 Yo, buddy, I'd like to get my hamburgers. 58 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,000 Will you leave Mr. Astaire alone? 59 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,280 He's trying to report a robbery here. 60 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,080 Thank you. 61 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,440 Next. 62 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,960 Whoa! 63 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,800 Are you Jewish? I'm just guessing. 64 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,840 Hey! It's Honest Abe! 65 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,640 I got the money back, Neil. 66 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,560 You'll need it for therapy. You're a nutcase. 67 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,600 Ladies and gentlemen, 68 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,280 may I introduce... 69 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,960 the future Mrs. Neil Horowitz? 70 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,120 Yay! 71 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,040 Ow! 72 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,000 Damn. She is fat. 73 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:18,120 She is always going to be fat, 74 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,440 but she's a very sweet woman. 75 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,080 Oh! Max, look. 76 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,640 It's you. 77 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:29,240 Hey, Max with the fiddle. You were good, man. 78 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,480 You were good. 79 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,720 Max! 80 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,280 It's the fiddler. 81 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,000 Oh, Stravinsky. 82 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,280 What's next? 83 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,200 Who is that? 84 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,360 Is that Margie Brown? 85 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,000 No. It's Janey. 86 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,600 Look how young she is. 87 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,400 When did you start going out with her? Kindergarten? 88 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,920 Something like that. Yeah. 89 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,200 She was beautiful. 90 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,560 Klugman, what else you got back there, huh? 91 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,720 Larry. 92 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,680 Come on. Come on! 93 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,520 It's stuck. Give me a second. 94 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,680 Could somebody flip the light switch? 95 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,800 Max, have another scotch, buddy. 96 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,360 Let's see. Who wants another one? 97 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,960 You're turning into the crazy old woman from Dickens, 98 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,880 the one who sits around in her wedding dress 99 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,320 cherishing her fucking grief. 100 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,440 Havisham. 101 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,360 Yeah. That's who you're turning into. 102 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,280 When's the last time you had a date? 103 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:47,320 What if I told you... 104 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,120 I wasn't interested in getting laid right now? 105 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,560 Interest in getting laid is the human condition, 106 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,920 for Christ's sakes, Max. 107 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,600 It's all around you. 108 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,760 Heidi Solomon. 109 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,880 Oh, please. 110 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:01,720 She salivates over you every day. 111 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,960 Rita Fishman... she's gorgeous. 112 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,280 She would sleep... 113 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,680 If I choose to be celibate, 114 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,960 that's not your business. 115 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,400 This isn't celibacy we're talking about. 116 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,240 It's fucking necrophilia. 117 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,240 Good night, Neil. 118 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:22,640 - Great party. - Yeah. Thanks. Thanks, Max. 119 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,960 You're feeling sorry for yourself. 120 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,440 Makes me want to puke! 121 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,120 Blah-ha hah! 122 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,760 Whoa ho! 123 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,360 Ha ha ha! 124 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,720 Ha ha ha! 125 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,720 Wait a minute. 126 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,640 Aah! Ha ha! 127 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,240 What would it take 128 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,520 to make you mine? 129 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,200 Ivory towers of wine 130 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,080 A rugged movie star that looks so fine? 131 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,600 You know they're really hard to find 132 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,400 What would it take to make you mine? 133 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:52,040 I'd stay home all the time 134 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,720 Give you everything that's mine 135 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,440 Even though I'm paying on time 136 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,400 What would it take 137 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,880 To make 138 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,720 You mine? 139 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,280 Chivas and a splash. 140 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,360 ...to make you mine? 141 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,080 A condo in a sunny clime 142 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,800 Compatible astrology signs 143 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,440 Or sitting round gettin' high? 144 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,120 What would it take to make you mine? 145 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,840 Champagne breakfast at 9:00 146 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,400 Pumped up all of the time 147 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,000 Or simply just sayin' that I'd 148 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,040 Like to make you mine 149 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,320 All mine 150 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,600 All mine? 151 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,520 Some coincidence, huh? 152 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,040 What? 153 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,760 I'll give you a hint, Fred. 154 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,040 I ain't exactly Ginger Rogers. 155 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,520 Oh, no. 156 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,920 Oh, no, huh? 157 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,320 Yeah. 158 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,160 Oh, no, what? Huh? 159 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,000 I don't know. Just oh, no. 160 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,280 What are you doing in a dump like this? 161 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,960 You looking for trouble? 162 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,600 I'm having a drink. 163 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,000 Cigarette? 164 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,800 No, thank you. 165 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,800 I know, I know. Smoking will kill me. 166 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:24,920 That's right. 167 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,960 Mmm. Well, come on. Lecture me. 168 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,600 I love it. Come on. 169 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,920 I don't lecture. 170 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,640 Fred, I bet you lecture everybody. 171 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,920 Yeah? Not tonight. 172 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,800 Good. How about another drink? Jimmy, vodka tonic and... 173 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,200 - I don't want another drink. - Scotch for my new friend here. 174 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,640 - What's your name? - I don't want another drink. 175 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,280 Come on. Let me buy you a drink. 176 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,760 Let's pass a peace pipe. Come on. Huh? 177 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,120 I'm buying. 178 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,400 - Thanks, Jimmy. - No, no. I got... 179 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,000 - I'm paying for it. - I don't want you to. 180 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,600 - I am buying you a drink. - Here. For both of them. 181 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,640 Please. All right. OK. 182 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,760 Look at you. You're so cute. 183 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:14,440 You're all tensed up like a ticklish little kid. 184 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,800 Damn. You are beautiful. Look at that face. 185 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,520 Jimmy, is this a beautiful face? 186 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,480 Anybody ever tell you you look like Tony Curtis? 187 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,120 - All the time. - Ha ha! 188 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,560 Hmm... 189 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,960 I had a wonderful dream. 190 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,400 I was sorting your shells and mixing your cocktails. 191 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,360 When I woke up, I wanted to swim right back to you. 192 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,320 "Some Like It Hot. " Did you ever see it? 193 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,280 - It's not a tough question. - No, no. 194 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,560 - Marilyn Monroe. - Yeah, I saw that. 195 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,200 God, she's something. Mmm. 196 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,560 Yeah. She is. 197 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,320 You swim? 198 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,600 Do I swim? 199 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,240 Yeah. You look like you swim. 200 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,840 I mean, you're not real muscular, 201 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,840 but you're strong, am I right? 202 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,960 I think you're drunk. 203 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,480 Yeah. If I get any drunker, I'll fall all over you. 204 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,080 So... 205 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,200 What's with the monkey suit? You a chauffeur? 206 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,840 Oh, no. I was at a bachelor party. 207 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,480 Yours? 208 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,680 No. 209 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,360 Did you have a naked girl? 210 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,640 A dozen of them. 211 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,440 You got a wife? 212 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,080 Uh-uh. 213 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,240 No, I don't. 214 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,440 You're not sure? 215 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,320 I don't have a wife. 216 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,720 But you did have one, right? 217 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,880 Yeah, that's r... yeah. That's correct. 218 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:17,040 She leave you? Is that how come you're so sad? 219 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,360 I'm not sad. 220 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,880 You're feeling sorry for yourself. 221 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,920 Do you mind if we change the subject? 222 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,960 Hi, Tony. 223 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,200 Hi, Fred. 224 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,080 Come on. 225 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,600 Tell me your name. 226 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,360 Mine's Nora. 227 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,640 Max. 228 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,600 Oh, that's cute. 229 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,440 What's your zip code? Hmm? 230 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,200 What kind of soap does your wife use? 231 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,920 Maybe you should take your hand off my thigh. 232 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,680 My hand's not on your thigh. 233 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,880 Night. 234 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,600 Sorry about your lady dumping you. 235 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,960 - She didn't exactly dump me. - What did she do, then? 236 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,280 She died. 237 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,280 Died? 238 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,880 You mean died? 239 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,040 Yeah. 240 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,680 That's a new one. 241 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,800 How did she do that? 242 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,640 Car turned over. 243 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,080 Ha ha ha! 244 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,640 Oh, I'm s... 245 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,440 I'm sorry. I just... I can't help it. 246 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,160 That's all right. 247 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,760 I don't know why I'm laughing. 248 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,440 Your wife died. 249 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,200 Maybe nobody ever died on you before. 250 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,960 No. Charlie died. 251 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,320 Charlie? What? Is that your doggie? 252 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,400 No. 253 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,080 Charlie... my kid. 254 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,000 Your kid? 255 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,160 I know, I know. I know. 256 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,920 How'd he die? 257 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,200 Leukemia. 258 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,000 What can you do? 259 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,880 The worid spins around. 260 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,120 I'm sorry. 261 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,920 It's over... 262 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,040 right? 263 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,480 Right. 264 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,080 Good night. 265 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,160 This good-hearted woman 266 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,520 She loves her good-timin' man 267 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,200 Drive me home. I'll fix you a cup of coffee. 268 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,680 Actually, I missed the bus. 269 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,480 I don't live too far from here. 270 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,200 Come on. You don't want me to take a taxi. 271 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,200 - Don't smoke in the car, OK? - Deal. 272 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,880 Put your seat belt on. 273 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,720 It's all right. Hold on. 274 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,000 You're a cautious little doggie. 275 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,240 What's that? 276 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,920 That is the most beautiful music in the worid. 277 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,360 You got any Oak Ridge Boys? 278 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,560 No. I'm afraid not. 279 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,400 What are you? Are you Italian or something? 280 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,200 I'm Jewish. 281 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,440 Jewish? 282 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,920 Ha! 283 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,560 Interesting people... Jews. 284 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,000 I was Catholic myself once, but confessi�n made me jumpy. 285 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,160 Ha! 286 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:45,920 I tried them all, but I never did try to find Moses. 287 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,880 Tell you the truth, I don't know very many Jews. 288 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,520 This guy tried to shove Brigham Young on my ass once. 289 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,000 Go left at Clayton. 290 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,320 That's... well, that's Dogtown. 291 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,280 That's what they call it. Go left here. 292 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,320 Turn... turn left! 293 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,800 - You're drunk. - I'm all right. 294 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,280 No. You're drunk. 295 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,160 - OK. Turn again. - Where? 296 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,520 Right here! 297 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,960 God! 298 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,040 Ha ha ha! 299 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,400 I love him. 300 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,480 That's a drunk driving the drunk. 301 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,000 I just can't... 302 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,640 ha ha ha! 303 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,880 Ha ha ha! 304 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,400 Ha ha ha! 305 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,920 Come on, beautiful. 306 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,760 Let me fix you some coffee. 307 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,800 You're too drunk to drive. 308 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,120 - I'm all right. - No. Come on. 309 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,280 Come on. 310 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,600 Ha ha ha! Ohhh. 311 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,280 Don't slip on the Astroturf. 312 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,720 Ha ha ha! 313 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,440 Make yourself at home. 314 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,240 What exactly is there between you and Marilyn Monroe? 315 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,320 Oh, she's just so fucked up and glamorous... 316 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:03,320 and losing and fighting all the time, you know? 317 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,240 I seen all her movies at least five times, 318 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,560 and also my name is Nora Baker, 319 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,680 and her real name is Norma Jean Baker. 320 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,920 Get it? 321 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,200 How about that coffee? 322 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,480 How about it? 323 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,040 Could have sworn I had me a full can of Maxwell House. 324 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,000 There's no coffee? 325 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,160 Why don't I fix you a drink instead? 326 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,320 A drink? 327 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,480 No. I'm trying to get my ass home in one piece. 328 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,000 If you can't drive, you might as well drink, right? 329 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,560 How can you be out of coffee? 330 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,840 This couch opens up into a bed. 331 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,120 - I'm not staying here. - I'll wake you up early. 332 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,280 No. I'm not going to sleep here. 333 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,480 What do you want to do? 334 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,400 You want to call a taxi and come back in the morning? 335 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,000 Do you have a bathroom? 336 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,240 Hi. 337 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,200 I don't feel very well. 338 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,960 I think I might just lie down for a moment. 339 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,640 Poor baby. 340 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,000 Janey. 341 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,800 You're so beautiful. 342 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,080 More? 343 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,520 Yes. 344 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,040 Say please. 345 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,560 Please. 346 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,120 Find anything interesting? 347 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,160 I hope you had a good time. 348 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,560 You needed it. 349 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,760 Will I see you again? 350 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,520 No. 351 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,920 For a minute there, I really did think... 352 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,640 you were just going to up and surprise me. 353 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,680 Hello, Max. This is your mother. 354 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,800 Hey, partner, sorry about the lecture. 355 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,680 I was way out of line. Where the hell are you? 356 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,560 You didn't jump off a bridge, did you? 357 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,440 Call me. I promise not to make you screw anybody. 358 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,840 Ha ha ha! 359 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,040 Hello, Max. It's Heidi Solomon. 360 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,440 I'm taking a chance here, but, uh... 361 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,680 I've got an extra ticket to the symphony tonight. 362 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,320 It's all Schumann, 363 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,160 and I'd love for you to join me if you're free. 364 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,680 So why don't you give me a call? 365 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,040 919-1044. Bye-bye. 366 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,920 They're supposed to pull the leaves off. 367 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,040 It's in the contract. 368 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,760 Don't you tell them? 369 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,800 No. 370 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,240 You have to scream at them, 371 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,080 or they don't pull the leaves off. 372 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,840 What are you doing? 373 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,360 Mother, I'll tell them. 374 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,200 Go ahead. Put the stone on. 375 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,040 Two years. 376 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,600 It seems like yesterday. 377 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,600 Please. 378 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,920 I'm going to go see Uncle Harry. 379 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,280 See you! 380 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,600 It's over! 381 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,600 Hello. 382 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,080 Well, I'll be. 383 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,080 I never thought I'd see you again. 384 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,840 I, uh... I came to replace your mailbox. 385 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,640 I pro... I should have called first. I'm sorry. 386 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,440 I don't want to bother you. 387 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,040 I just was... 388 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,000 I'm 43. 389 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,880 I'll be 44 in December. 390 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,280 I'm 27. 391 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,120 Ha ha ha! 392 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,880 Women peak at 40 393 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,720 And men at 19 394 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,120 I 'member laughing my head off 395 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,600 When I read that in a magazine 396 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,320 I was 20 at the time 397 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,520 Now I'm starin' 40 398 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,720 Right in the face 399 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,600 And the only tough part of being 400 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,800 A woman my age 401 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,240 Is a man my age 402 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,320 That's why younger men are 403 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,160 Startin' to catch my eye 404 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,760 I'm startin' to stop what I'm doin' 405 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,120 Just to turn around and watch 'em walk by 406 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,280 At the very next opportunity 407 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,560 I'm gonna give a younger man a try 408 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,800 Oh, 'cause younger men 409 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,240 Are startin' to catch my eye 410 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,760 It's a classical station. 411 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,880 Oh. I'm sorry. 412 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,560 I'm sorry. 413 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,840 For Christ's sakes. 414 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,960 I'm sorry. 415 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,160 Some of 'em drink too much 416 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,920 A whole lot of 'em are married 417 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,160 And, honey, here am I 418 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,280 On the threshold of all that fun 419 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,720 Oh, 'cause younger men 420 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,720 Are startin' to catch my eye 421 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,720 Yes, I said younger men 422 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:24,280 Are startin' to catch my eye 423 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,360 Why'd you shut the door? 424 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,680 When my best young workaholic starts dragging himself in... 425 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,280 an hour late every morning, 426 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,400 90 minutes late from lunch today, 427 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,640 I need to know what it means. 428 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:41,840 Though I love and cherish you... 429 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,440 as I do few members of your loathsome sex... 430 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,360 My personal life is my business. 431 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,680 Everyone around here takes long lunch breaks. 432 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,840 Oh, Lord. 433 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,120 I'm getting so stupid in my old age. 434 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,440 - Who is she? - You wouldn't know her. 435 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,560 Don't be so sure. It's a tiny worid. 436 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,800 What's her name? 437 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,480 Marilyn Monroe. 438 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,840 Anything like Janey? 439 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,560 What if I don't answer that? 440 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,040 She's 23. 441 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,280 Out of where? University of Wisconsin. 442 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,560 Full of pep, clean as a whistle, 443 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,920 drives a white Ford Mustang convertible, 444 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,040 runs a tidy ship. 445 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,640 You got it. 446 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,760 Ain't life grand suddenly? 447 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,680 That's what I count on in life... surprises. 448 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,920 Just when things seem ordinary or downright hopeless, 449 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,480 along comes that unexpected opportunity. Right? 450 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,800 Maybe. 451 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,440 What are you getting at? 452 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,840 I'm giving you the Fidelity Savings account. 453 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,920 I'll be senior copywriter, but you'll do the work. 454 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,120 - Do you want it? - Of course I do. 455 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,000 One minute you're selling ham, the next, you're pushing money. 456 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,440 But screw on your own time. 457 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,800 Fidelity Savings is big leagues. 458 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,240 What is it? Tell me. Tell me. 459 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,720 Open it. Open it. 460 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,280 You brought me cleaning equipment. 461 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,400 I didn't bring you Brillo. It's a Dustbuster. 462 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,240 You bring me flowers or Jell-O, 463 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,160 but don't bring me cleaning equipment. 464 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,320 You're overreacting. 465 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,840 Do you understand what I'm saying? 466 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,840 Yeah. You have Ring Dings under your furniture. 467 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,600 I don't care what's under my furniture. 468 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,080 This is where I live. 469 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,560 You don't like my Ring Dings, tough shit. 470 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,760 All right, so if I bring you perfumes and soap... 471 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,040 That's not the same. 472 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,920 You bring me that stuff because you care about me. 473 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,600 Or something. You're bringing this son of a bitch... 474 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,040 because you think my house is dirty. 475 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,120 Your house IS dirty. Look at how you keep it. 476 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,120 Look at your hallway. Look at your kitchen. 477 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:03,600 You look at my kitchen. 478 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,640 Sometimes it isn't so easy to look at your kitchen. 479 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,040 Well, try. 480 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,000 This is so... 481 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,480 look at all this shit. 482 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,440 Take this little motherfucker home. 483 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,800 I don't want it here. 484 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,720 - Nora... - Take it home! 485 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,320 I'm sorry. 486 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,520 I never had a man fix me dinner before. 487 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,560 You make me feel beautiful. 488 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,640 You're so sweet. 489 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,120 We decided we were going to go to Disneyland. 490 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,000 It's a safe date, you know? So I see her... 491 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,600 Next Saturday night... Yeah? 492 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,840 I told my mother I'd help her with her finances. 493 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,320 I do it a couple times a year. 494 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,440 After she's finished work, I promised I'd pick her up. 495 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,280 That's a nice thing, balancing the books. 496 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,840 I said I'd pick her up after work. 497 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,040 I know. I heard you. 498 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,160 So, are you working Saturday night? 499 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,320 Uh-huh. 500 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,320 You antsy or something? 501 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,040 No. I just don't feel like watching TV. 502 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,160 - I don't make you watch TV. - I never said you did. 503 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,440 - You seem to like it. - Sometimes I do. 504 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,160 - Is something bothering you? - No. 505 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,640 Suddenly you don't like TV. 506 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:47,200 I think we should have some other subjects to talk about. 507 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,640 What's wrong with our subjects? 508 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,600 Nothing. I'm just saying we should talk more... 509 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,920 instead of sitting around watching TV all night. 510 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,240 - What would Janey talk about? - It's not about Janey. 511 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,080 All right. If you want to talk, let's talk. 512 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,200 Uh... 513 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,120 Marcia's fooling around with Marvin. 514 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,080 He's the night manager. 515 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,800 I'm going to slug him one of these days... 516 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:16,040 if he doesn't keep his cottonpicking hands to himself. 517 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:20,040 - Is that what you mean? - No, it's not what I mean. 518 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,360 Well, if you want to talk about geography or the Greeks, 519 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,440 I don't know dick about the Greeks. 520 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,920 What's up? You want out? 521 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,360 Out? 522 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,240 What are you talking about? 523 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,120 We're different, OK? 524 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:42,880 I'm sorry. 525 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,400 - Lf you want to go, go. - I don't want to go. 526 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,360 I don't understand you. You're acting strange. 527 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,960 - Maybe you should go home. - I don't want to go home. 528 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,160 I'm sorry. 529 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,160 Will you stop being sorry all the time? 530 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,960 I'm sorry that I'm sorry. I just... 531 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,360 - What's bugging you anyway? - You're the one that's antsy. 532 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,240 Something's bothering you. 533 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,240 That's how this whole thing started. 534 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,120 My nails are wet. 535 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,480 My nails are all wet. 536 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,040 Mazel tov! 537 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,040 - Saunter me over there. - What are you talking about? 538 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,000 - I want to get them together. - Who? 539 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000 - Max and Rita. - Max and Rita? I don't think so. 540 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,280 Let me try. Come on. Saunter me over there. 541 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,440 This isn't sauntering. This is pulling. 542 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,040 Max, there's somebody here who's dying to meet you. 543 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,600 Rita Fishman. 544 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,360 She's single, and she just caught my bouquet. 545 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,840 - I don't think so. - Why not? 546 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,360 All these weeks we've tried to find out... 547 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,640 where he's been hiding... 548 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,760 - Yeah? - He's been seeing somebody. 549 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,520 - Why didn't you bring her? - She was busy. 550 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,680 Spill the dirt. She's a rich client, right? 551 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,800 We embarrass you, right? 552 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,520 When we get back from St. Bart's, 553 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,920 we are having Thanksgiving. 554 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,360 You're coming, Max, 555 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,280 and you're bringing your lady friend. 556 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,520 - Well, we'll see. - Yes, you are. 557 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,600 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 558 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,720 Nora? 559 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:14,960 Nora? 560 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,560 Nora? 561 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,200 Nora? 562 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,000 What are you doing out there? 563 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,680 - Electricity's out. - How come? 564 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,760 Because I didn't pay my bill. 565 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,320 Poor people are a hoot, aren't they? 566 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,400 Why didn't you say something? I could've written you a check. 567 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,160 Because I don't want your charity. 568 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,800 I'm doing just fine. 569 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,800 What's the matter with you? 570 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,400 Why don't you take that pretty bouquet... 571 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,040 and put it in some water? 572 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,520 OK. 573 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,040 Did you have a nice time at the wedding? 574 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,280 Shit. 575 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,880 They turned it out when I was at work, 576 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,280 so I had to sit in the dark when I come home. 577 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,560 I'm afraid of the dark. 578 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,320 Maybe I forgot to tell you how I'm afraid of the dark. 579 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,440 So I called information and got your mother's number. 580 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,120 And surprise. 581 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:38,640 I told her I was a friend of yours... in the dark. 582 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,080 Didn't even get to watch "Some Like It Hot" on TV. 583 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:46,560 Your mom says she likes Marilyn, but she thinks she was murdered. 584 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,800 I'm sorry. 585 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,080 Yeah, you're always sorry. 586 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,440 So... who'd you bring to this shindig? 587 00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,160 Some fresh young thing with a tight little ass... 588 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,760 and a college education? 589 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,920 No. 590 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,800 Bet you I got one thing up on her. 591 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,200 Bet she can't hold a candle to me in the fucking department. 592 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,320 That's enough. 593 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,520 I might be a dumb Hoosier, 594 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,840 but that's one thing I know how to do, don't I, baby? 595 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,800 And I'll say when it's enough. 596 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,480 There's no other woman. 597 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:16,640 Bullshit. 598 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,600 I wish there was, but there isn't. 599 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,840 I can't look at another woman without wanting you. 600 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,440 I'm afraid you're going to have to do better than that. 601 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,520 Nora, I don't know... Why did you lie to me?! 602 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,800 I don't know what's happening to me. 603 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,360 I have never wanted a woman as much as I wanted you, 604 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,960 never, not even my wife. 605 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,400 You better be careful with words like that. 606 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,840 Words like that could kill a person if you don't mean it. 607 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,960 Well, I mean it. 608 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,560 That you love me more than you do your wife? 609 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,680 I didn't say that. 610 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,200 I said I wanted you more than my wife. 611 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,480 What's the difference? 612 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,000 I don't know. 613 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,960 I don't know. 614 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,240 I only know that when I'm not with you, 615 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,160 I'm a total wreck. 616 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,280 And when you are with me? 617 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,840 I'm a different kind of total wreck. 618 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,080 Why did you lie to me? 619 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,160 Have you ever been to a Jewish wedding? 620 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,400 Not recently. 621 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,200 It wouldn't have been that easy. 622 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,120 I wanted to save us a cross-examination. 623 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,440 Oh, bullshit. 624 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,880 You were embarrassed to take me there, weren't you? 625 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,320 Nora, that's not true. 626 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,840 There's nothing I hate more than being lied to. 627 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,440 I'd rather have a man beat me up. 628 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,200 At least then you stand a chance of defending yourself. 629 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,480 You know, every time we have a date... 630 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,040 and you show up on time... 631 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,560 I'm so damn grateful, it's downright sickening. 632 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,120 Because I don't expect you to show up at all. 633 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,880 But you do. 634 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,960 And every time you do, I just can't believe it. 635 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,520 And I'm so damn happy because... 636 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,480 because I'm thinking maybe you'll stick around a while. 637 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,760 And I'm believing in you. 638 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,160 Because you told me the first time that I met you... 639 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,440 that you didn't gobble and you didn't lie. 640 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,040 I don't give a shit if you gobble, 641 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,000 but don't you ever lie to me again. 642 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,080 Because I'll forgive you once, but I won't forgive you twice. 643 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,200 Everything all right here? 644 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,920 Yep. Oop. 645 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:00,760 Oh, jeez. 646 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,920 Don't tell me. You are... Ray. 647 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,080 No. 648 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,880 Ned? No. 649 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,720 It has three letters. 650 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,480 Max. 651 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,880 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 652 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,040 Well, who am I? 653 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,320 I don't have any idea who you are. 654 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,600 Well, I'm Judy. 655 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,560 I am Nora's big sister. 656 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,320 Her sister? 657 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,240 Where is that girl? 658 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:30,560 She's at work. 659 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,120 May I come in? 660 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,600 Uh, um, yeah. Come in. 661 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,000 Thank you. I'm not surprised... 662 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,240 if she didn't tell you anything about me. 663 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,440 Who's winning? 664 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,800 I don't know. I, uh... fell asleep. 665 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,400 She never was very tidy. 666 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,920 I left her back home with Mr. And Mrs. Robles. 667 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,520 I can still see her face watching me walking up the road. 668 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,360 Maybe I should've taken her with me that day, 669 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,080 but I just didn't know how. 670 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,160 I didn't know where I was going myself. 671 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,280 God, I was only 17. 672 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:22,080 But I heard a voice that told me to pack up and go... 673 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,480 and I believed it. 674 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,440 And there was that face, 675 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,320 watching me leave her behind with no warning. 676 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,640 But here you are. 677 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:41,240 I could feel it in Albuquerque. 678 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,360 We call that precognition. 679 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,160 - Do you believe in precognition? - I've never experienced it. 680 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,760 Oh, such beautiful eyes. 681 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,680 I can see the pain in them, though. 682 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,800 I'd like a drink. Do you want a drink? 683 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,000 Max. 684 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,360 Don't you resist me. 685 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,360 Well, frankly, I'm a nonbeliever. 686 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,320 That's OK. That don't matter. 687 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:13,240 Now, there are many strong forces at work in your life. 688 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:14,720 Yeah, I'd say so. 689 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,440 You're so intelligent and... 690 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,000 imaginative. 691 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,320 Come here. 692 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,960 You're not satisfied in your work. 693 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:39,840 You're a teacher. 694 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,760 I was. 695 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,760 Well, you're going to teach again. 696 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,960 You need more faith. 697 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,040 Your life is heavily influenced by women. 698 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,520 I see an older woman. It's your mother. 699 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,240 She's a hard-working woman. 700 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,080 Yes. 701 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,480 I see Nora. 702 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,480 You're trying to make a place for Nora. 703 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,280 I see someone else. 704 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,560 There's another woman in the way... 705 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,600 someone on the other side. 706 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,800 There's... 707 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,480 There's something wrong with her neck. 708 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:33,760 It's broken. 709 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,240 How did you know that? 710 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,600 What, honey? 711 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:41,920 How could you know that? 712 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,560 Know what, honey? Don't be afraid. 713 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,000 Come on. There's no evil here. 714 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,640 You got to have faith in the unknown, 715 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,680 and then you'll come to know it. 716 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,160 Honey. 717 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,520 Anybody here want a drink? 718 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,120 Oh, heavens, no. 719 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,520 I gave that up years ago. 720 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,120 You're not drinking too much, are you? 721 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,280 Ha ha! 722 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,400 I want to hear all about your life these days. 723 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,840 My life's just fine. 724 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,280 Oh, I think that's just wonderful. 725 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,200 How about your job? 726 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,360 Are you still in, what, food preparation? 727 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:31,520 Yep. 728 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:36,960 And I can see how your romantic life is going. 729 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,000 I believe the stars are in your favor. 730 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,600 Judy. Hmm? 731 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,200 Max doesn't want to hear about that shit. 732 00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,480 That's OK. 733 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,640 See? 734 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,320 Not everybody is as negative... 735 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,080 about the influence of the stars as you are. 736 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,560 Come on. I want to know how you two met. 737 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,080 I picked him up in a bar. How's that? 738 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,040 I was drunk, and she was drunk, 739 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,160 and I liked her looks, 740 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,040 so I convinced her to let me bring her home, 741 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,960 and I seduced her on the sofa bed, 742 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,840 and it was magic, 743 00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,120 and I keep coming back for more. 744 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,880 That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 745 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,800 This man loves you. 746 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,920 Thanks, Max. 747 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,840 A lot going on behind those eyes, huh? 748 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,920 I thought you were fake. 749 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,600 Well, the proof's always in the pudding, isn't it? 750 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,360 Besides, nothing to be afraid of, you know. 751 01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,600 I never tell people what they'd be better off not knowing. 752 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,800 You know, I try and stay on the positive side. 753 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,280 I see something negative, I just keep it to myself. 754 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:28,320 I gave Nora a reading when Charlie was just a baby. 755 01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,200 I saw right then how he'd end up. 756 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,720 I never told Nora, of course, 757 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,440 but I just had to carry that secret all those years... 758 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,160 because I saw him, you know... 759 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:45,400 lying right there in that section of the river Des Peres, 760 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,480 right where they found him 14 years later. 761 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,000 Everybody thought it was an accident, 762 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:54,240 but he was full of whiskey, full of drugs. 763 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,880 Maybe she thought that boy might be her finest hour... 764 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,320 but given fate and a son-of-a-bitch husband... 765 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,720 her own not believing in herself... 766 01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,400 she lost in life again. 767 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,800 I think maybe she gave up trying anything after that... 768 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,800 maybe till you. 769 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,080 Well, bye. I got to go. 770 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,520 I got to be in New York City by Thursday. 771 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,800 I'm cooking a turkey for my friends. 772 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,360 Did she go? 773 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,520 Yeah. 774 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,040 How come you never told me about her? 775 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,560 Because she left me a long time ago. 776 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,000 She loves you. 777 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:55,360 She wants her family. 778 01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,680 I don't know about family anymore. 779 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,360 Are you and I family? 780 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,320 Yes. 781 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,680 "Mushrooms. " 782 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:33,560 Yeah, um, "asparagus, basil, olive oil, 783 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,680 coffee, toilet paper. " 784 01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,360 Wait. I forgot parmesan. 785 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:39,480 No. I got it. 786 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,600 Where? 787 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,720 I'll be right back. We need Reggiano. 788 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,560 Quarter pound of Reggiano, please. 789 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,960 Produce, pick up the line for a price check, 790 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,120 register two. 791 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:09,560 Max Baron, shame on you. 792 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,160 Where have you been? 793 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,920 We can't reach you anywhere. 794 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,480 I just left my millionth Thanksgiving invitation... 795 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:16,600 on your machine. 796 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,200 Rachel, thank you. How are you? 797 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,760 Super. Now, I want you to bring your mystery lady, too. 798 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,600 Hi there. How are you? 799 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:25,760 Fine. 800 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:30,840 I'll be right back. 801 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:32,160 OK. 802 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,840 We need a price check on register two, please. 803 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:45,440 Price check on register two. 804 01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:46,680 You never call me anymore. 805 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:47,800 Remember last Thanksgiving? 806 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,800 I know, but it won't be that bad. 807 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:53,240 No, I promise... I won't let it, OK? 808 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:16,120 I'm in sort of a hurry, Rachel. 809 01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:17,720 I'm counting on you. 810 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,480 I want to see your beautiful new friend, 811 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,400 and I want you to see my beautiful new house. 812 01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,800 I'm not sure we can make it, but I'll call you tomorrow. 813 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:24,920 Max. 814 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:28,440 $129.14, please. 815 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,600 What? 816 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,560 - How much? - $129.14. 817 01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,360 Cleanup on aisle 7 A. 818 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,600 Sorry. Here's some cheese. 819 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,800 What took you so long? 820 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,360 I ran into a woman. I forget her name. 821 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:51,960 She's a big talker. 822 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,240 How we doing? 823 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,400 Fine. 824 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,560 How about a drink? 825 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:06,720 How about it? 826 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,000 It's so quiet here. 827 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:15,960 What do you have to pay to live here? 828 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,200 You know, rents are high these days. 829 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,840 So what do you pay? 830 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,080 A lot. 831 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:26,360 Wait a minute. We get naked with each other... 832 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,120 and touch each other and you get inside me, 833 01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,360 and you can't tell me how much rent you pay? 834 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,600 Your landlord knows. You're not even fucking him. 835 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,680 I pay $1,200. So what? 836 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,480 So nothing. That's my point. 837 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:41,560 You read all these? 838 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,160 Most of them. 839 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,440 You ever heard of Arthur Miller? 840 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:45,880 Yeah. 841 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,640 He was real good to Marilyn. 842 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,720 He kept her going when she was coming apart. 843 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:53,120 Except for him, she would have died a lot earlier. 844 01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,160 She was in real trouble, 845 01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:56,960 trouble nobody knew anything about. 846 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,480 She wasn't afraid of Arthur. 847 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:05,080 I think Marilyn was afraid of everybody, don't you? 848 01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,520 - Why do you say that? - I just guess she was. 849 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:17,600 Why'd you cover up the message machine? 850 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,120 I didn't c... 851 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:39,960 Hello, Max. It's your mother. 852 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,400 Suddenly I was invited... 853 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,480 to the Horowitzes' for Thanksgiving. 854 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,880 So why not to their wedding? So are you going to take me? 855 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,440 Let me know. 856 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,200 Where are you? 857 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:53,880 I have a funny earache. Why aren't you home anymore? 858 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,560 Hello, Max Baron. This is Corrine Miller. 859 01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:00,440 Remember me? Creative Director at Corwin, Hiller, and Greene? 860 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,040 Let's have breakfast sometime. 861 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,640 418-3586. 862 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:09,400 Maxie, it's Heidi Solomon, and you don't call me back. 863 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,800 Is it true you have a lady in your life? 864 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,240 Oh, well. Give me a call. 865 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:15,640 Max, it's Rachel. 866 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,560 I invited your mother for Thanksgiving. 867 01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:18,840 Was that so bad of me? 868 01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,120 You still haven't told me... 869 01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,520 if you're bringing your mystery woman for turkey dinner... 870 01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,600 I mean, unless you'd like to bring Rita Fishman. 871 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,360 She'd die to come with you. 872 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:28,440 This is my millionth message, Max, 873 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,840 and in case the word isn't out, I'm pregnant. 874 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,560 Call us. 875 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:37,080 Missing pal, what goes? You don't live there anymore? 876 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,320 Look, Rachel got crazy, invited your mother to Thanksgiving. 877 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:41,600 Don't blame me. Call me, OK? 878 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:44,040 So were you going to invite me? 879 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,840 I don't know if I want to go to the Horowitzes' myself... 880 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,040 for Thanksgiving. 881 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,920 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 882 01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:54,360 I know I'm a big secret to your friends. 883 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:57,160 Well, if I go, you're going. Are you up to it? 884 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,520 Screw the Horowitzes. 885 01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,120 Truth is, I'm working Thanksgiving. 886 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,080 You are not working Thanksgiving. 887 01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,360 We are going to go to the Horowitzes'. 888 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,840 This is her, huh? 889 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:18,400 That's her. 890 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,160 Hey, Janey. 891 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,680 What do you think we should do, huh? 892 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,400 Should we go to the Horowitzes', 893 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:31,520 or should we just eat at White Palace? 894 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,680 Maybe we should have some turkey with Heidi Heidi Ho... 895 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,800 or cranberry sauce... 896 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,240 with Corin, Borin, Storin, and Fishface. 897 01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,640 Do you think we should do... 898 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,280 Here's what we're going to do. 899 01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:08,440 We're going to go and have Thanksgiving dinner... 900 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:10,080 at the Horowitzes'. 901 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:13,560 You up to it? 902 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,960 Absolutely. 903 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,040 They're expecting another Janey. 904 01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:20,320 Janey's dead. 905 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,840 I'm going to go in there. I'm going to say, 906 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,240 "Hello. My name is Nora, and you can all go fuck yourselves. 907 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,680 I'm not Janey. " How's that? 908 01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:35,840 Perfect. 909 01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,880 Except I think I made a big mistake with these shoes... 910 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,000 and maybe my hair. 911 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,800 Nora, your hair is fine. 912 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,000 You're not going to all be talking Jewish, are you? 913 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:04,440 I was going to make a sweet potato pie, 914 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:07,200 but then I thought, everybody loves noodle pudding. 915 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,560 What is that? 916 01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,640 She's a friend of mine. Her name is Nora. 917 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,720 You be nice, Mother, or I'll beat the shit out of you. 918 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:19,320 Come on. Nora, this is my mother Edith. 919 01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,640 Nice to meet you. 920 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,160 Do you mind if I sit in the front? 921 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,760 I get carsick if I sit in the back. 922 01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:28,280 No, no. 923 01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,320 Sorry. It's OK. 924 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,440 She's no spring chicken. 925 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:41,920 Just get in the car. 926 01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,160 Come on in. 927 01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,280 Whee! 928 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:01,720 Hey, no running. No running. 929 01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:03,200 Hi there, Max. 930 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,040 Honey! Rach, Max is here! 931 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:10,520 Rach? Honey, Max is here. 932 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:11,840 Oh, coming! 933 01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:19,960 Hello. I'm Rachel Horowitz. 934 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,720 Hello, Edith. I'm so happy you could come. 935 01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:23,640 I brought you my noodle pudding. 936 01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:26,680 Thank you, Edith. You didn't have to do that. 937 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:28,120 Rachel, this is Nora Baker. 938 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:31,000 Welcome to our home, Nora. Let me take your coat. 939 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:33,560 Thank you, Max. What would you like to drink? 940 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,040 Oh, do you drink? 941 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:37,080 Sometimes. Yeah. 942 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,160 Um, do you have vodka and tonic? 943 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,920 We have everything. And scotch for you, Max? 944 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,880 No. I'll have a vodka and tonic, too. 945 01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:44,120 Really? Hmm. 946 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,680 Neil, would you fix two vodka and tonics? 947 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:47,960 Two vodka tonics! 948 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,360 Now, Max knows everybody, I think. 949 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:51,800 Sherri? Sherri? 950 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,560 I'm right here. 951 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,480 This is Sherri Klugman. 952 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:56,600 Sherri, Nora Baker. 953 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,360 Hello, Nora. Lovely to meet you. 954 01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,800 Thank you. Same here. 955 01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:01,240 - Hi, Max. - Hey, Sherri. 956 01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:03,000 Two vodka tonics. 957 01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:06,040 Nora, this is Neil's father Sol Horowitz. 958 01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:07,800 This is Nora Baker, Dad. 959 01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:08,920 Hello, Max. 960 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,200 Sol, you know Max. 961 01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,800 One of my favorites. 962 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,840 Uh, would you excuse me? I have to check the kitchen. 963 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:16,960 I have a cranberry problem. 964 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:19,480 OK. 965 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:20,800 - You OK? - Mm-hmm. 966 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,240 Go easy. We have the whole day ahead of us. 967 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,440 You sure you're all right? 968 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,640 Stop asking me that. 969 01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:32,800 Max! 970 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,880 Darling! Oh! 971 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,400 It's so good to see you. 972 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,640 Oh, darling, can you believe it? 973 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,080 I'm going to be a grandmother. 974 01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:42,680 I know. How about that? How are you doing? 975 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:47,400 Oh, well, Sol took me to Italy for my birthday. 976 01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,120 That's how I'm doing. 977 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,120 Oh, isn't this house terrific? 978 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:53,880 Is Rachel one lucky girl? 979 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,000 Ha ha! 980 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,600 Oh, and, Noreen... 981 01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:57,720 - Nora. - Nora! 982 01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:59,160 - Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 983 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,400 Little Maxie. 984 01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:03,960 This is Rachel's mother. Nora Baker, Sophie Rosen. 985 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,080 Aah! 986 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:07,640 Oh, I'm sorry! 987 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:09,560 It was an accident. I'm sorry. 988 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,320 I didn't mean to get it on your carpet. 989 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,760 Don't worry about it. 990 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,040 Just relax, darling. 991 01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,000 It's no big deal. 992 01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,320 - Hello. - Hi. 993 01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:21,080 - You're Max's lady. - I'm with him. 994 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,840 I'm Larry Klugman. 995 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,600 Max and I went to high school together. 996 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,760 Nora Baker. 997 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,320 Oh! Your glass is empty. 998 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,680 What are you drinking? 999 01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:35,400 Vodka, straight. 1000 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,000 What do you think of our boy? 1001 01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:43,000 Nice boy. 1002 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:45,880 Here we go. 1003 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:48,000 Vodka, straight. 1004 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:49,720 Thanks. 1005 01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:52,600 Honey, can I see you a second, please? 1006 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:54,200 I want to show you the kitchen chairs. 1007 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,280 They're exactly what we've been looking for. 1008 01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:57,400 Sure. 1009 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:58,520 Excuse us, please. 1010 01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,280 Sure. You better get a peek at those chairs, Lar. 1011 01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:01,400 Hey, huh? 1012 01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,520 Yeah. 1013 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:03,960 Edith, don't worry about it. 1014 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,560 Please. I did it. I want to clean up. 1015 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,920 Edith, you're a guest in the house. 1016 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,840 I know, but I want to get this spot out. 1017 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,280 - Just sit down. - I did it. 1018 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,840 Just relax. 1019 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,400 I feel so embarrassed. 1020 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:20,320 Lt'll come out. Believe me, it'll come out. 1021 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:23,960 Neil! 1022 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,280 In a minute! 1023 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:34,840 Pamela! 1024 01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,080 How are you, Doreen? 1025 01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:55,840 Nora. 1026 01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,080 Nora. 1027 01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:15,960 Oh! I'm terribly sorry. It wasn't locked. 1028 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,240 No, it's all right. I was just leaving. 1029 01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,360 I was putting on my lipstick. 1030 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,600 That's all right. 1031 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,040 Good color... your lipstick. 1032 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:24,240 And I love your sweater. 1033 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,600 Thanks. 1034 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,960 Listen, I'll just leave you alone here. 1035 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,080 You can smoke. 1036 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,760 Larry smokes like a chimney. 1037 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,040 So... you live in St. Louis? 1038 01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,480 Yeah. 1039 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:40,600 You work in town? 1040 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,040 Yeah, I do. 1041 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,280 What's your work? 1042 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,360 I'm in, uh, food preparation. 1043 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:47,960 Food preparation? 1044 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,240 That's interesting. 1045 01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:51,160 You mean... catering? 1046 01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:54,560 I'm a waitress. 1047 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,000 Really? 1048 01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,280 Where? 1049 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,200 White Palace. It's a hamburger restaurant. 1050 01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,360 Oh. 1051 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:05,800 What do you do? 1052 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,160 I'm a decorator. 1053 01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:12,640 Ohh. I love this scent. Smell. 1054 01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:14,520 Isn't it subtle? 1055 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:15,840 Oh, very subtle. 1056 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:22,160 So... how did you meet Max? 1057 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,440 He came in for a burger. Ha ha! 1058 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,320 How romantic. 1059 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,640 You know, he's quite a catch, our Max. 1060 01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:36,920 How did you ever do it? 1061 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,440 I give a good blow job, I guess. 1062 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:47,360 I'll bet you do. 1063 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,800 Ha ha! I'll bet you don't. 1064 01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:55,640 Look, I'm not Janey, OK? 1065 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:58,200 I don't know who you are or where you came from, 1066 01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,040 but you're a guest in this house, 1067 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:04,120 and there was a Janey, but no one is mad at you, 1068 01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,880 and we don't want to judge you, and I don't think... 1069 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,800 you should be so fast to judge other people's blow jobs... 1070 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:13,120 because what you see isn't always what you get. 1071 01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:24,120 We haven't had decent leadership in this country... 1072 01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,400 the past 10 years. 1073 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:27,800 Dad, what about tax reform? What about defense? 1074 01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:29,720 What about a trillion-dollar deficit? 1075 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:32,520 If we don't have the money, how can we keep spending it? 1076 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:34,200 You're a very nice girl, Rachel. 1077 01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:35,640 You're my favorite daughter-in-law. 1078 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:37,080 But would it kill you to pick up a newspaper... 1079 01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:40,280 - Aw, Dad! - Sol, please! 1080 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:43,480 Iran scam, H.U.D., El Salvador. 1081 01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:44,920 I tell you, those guys will be lucky... 1082 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:46,200 if they come off any better than Nixon. 1083 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:49,640 I don't know. They seem like pretty nice guys to me. 1084 01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:51,480 You can't be serious. 1085 01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:53,080 She's entitled to her opinion. 1086 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:55,000 I'm sorry. You have to forgive me. 1087 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:56,480 I'm terrible with names. 1088 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:58,040 Nora. 1089 01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,640 I told you twice already. 1090 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,560 Dora, let me just say this. 1091 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,640 That is precisely the kind of attitude... 1092 01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:06,640 that's landed this country in the mess that it's in today. 1093 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,760 I don't know if you have any children or not, but if you do, 1094 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:11,480 and they inherit a lifetime of crippling debt, 1095 01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,400 then I'm not so sure they'll be such nice guys anymore. 1096 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:14,680 Dad, come on! 1097 01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:16,120 I'm talking about people, folks, 1098 01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:18,760 who are unmitigated tragedies for the working class. 1099 01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:22,360 Mister, I am working class. 1100 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:23,800 And what the hell do you know about it anyway? 1101 01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,080 It doesn't look to me like you've been missing many meals. 1102 01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:29,800 Sol, enough politics, already. It's Thanksgiving! 1103 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:31,600 It doesn't make any difference to me... 1104 01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:32,920 who's in the goddamn White House. 1105 01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:34,360 Merle Haggard could be made president, 1106 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:35,640 and I'll be in Shit City. 1107 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:37,080 I'll still be choking on burger grease. 1108 01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,320 I'll still be busting my hump for the minimum fucking wage, 1109 01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:42,360 and Betty here... she'll be serving you turkey... 1110 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:44,040 for 30 bucks a day, right? 1111 01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:00,280 Excuse me. 1112 01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:01,440 I'm going home. 1113 01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:03,320 Max. 1114 01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,720 Max. Max. 1115 01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,480 Max. Max! 1116 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,360 Max, bring her back in here. She's still a person. 1117 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:12,440 I came with them. I have to leave with them. 1118 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:14,840 No, no! You don't have to go home. 1119 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:16,120 Max. 1120 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,960 Max, bring her in here! 1121 01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,200 I don't expect you to sleep here tonight. 1122 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,440 Why? 1123 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,240 You're a son of a bitch. You know that? 1124 01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,240 What did I do? 1125 01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:51,160 You lied to me again. 1126 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,080 That woman I saw you talking to in the supermarket... 1127 01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:54,200 that was Rachel. 1128 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:56,000 You told me you forgot her name. 1129 01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:58,040 You just didn't want us to meet. 1130 01:20:58,080 --> 01:20:59,960 The truth is, you were a little anxious that day. 1131 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,880 I didn't think that you were up to an introduction. 1132 01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:04,760 You had no intention of inviting me to Thanksgiving. 1133 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,240 You were trapped into it. 1134 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:09,120 You hide me like I'm shit. 1135 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:12,400 You tell me I'm beautiful, and then you hide me like shit. 1136 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:14,040 You lied to me. 1137 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,640 How can you talk to me about lying? 1138 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,040 What about that thing you carry around with you all day... 1139 01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:20,240 that I never hear about? What about Charlie? 1140 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:21,720 Judy told me the truth about Charlie. 1141 01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,800 You leave my Charlie out of this. 1142 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,240 That's none of your business. 1143 01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:27,480 I took you into my life tonight. It is my business. 1144 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,520 You were trapped into it. 1145 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,000 I took you there. 1146 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:38,080 Max, what are you going to do? 1147 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:41,240 Just going to keep me in some little box... 1148 01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:43,520 and take me out whenever you feel like playing with me? 1149 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,840 Do you think I'm a fool? 1150 01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:52,160 No, I don't think you're a fool. 1151 01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:56,480 I just wanted to get that straight. 1152 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:01,120 Now leave me alone, will you? 1153 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,600 Looking for Nora? 1154 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:09,720 Yeah. 1155 01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:13,280 Yeah... she's finished. Hmm! 1156 01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:14,880 She quit. 1157 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,160 What do you mean? 1158 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:20,160 I mean she quit. 1159 01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:22,400 She just quit. 1160 01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:45,280 Nora? 1161 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,320 Dear Max, 1162 01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:25,920 by the time you read this letter, I'll be gone. 1163 01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,440 You won't believe me, 1164 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,560 but I'm doing this for both of us. 1165 01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:33,080 If I told you where I'm at, 1166 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:36,480 it would only make it harder on us, so I won't. 1167 01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:41,400 Charlie is the only thing I ever lied about to you. 1168 01:24:41,440 --> 01:24:44,600 The rest is true, including how you made me feel... 1169 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:46,560 real good about myself sometimes. 1170 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:49,880 Yeah, sometimes I think Charlie did it... 1171 01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,000 to get back at his father and me. 1172 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:56,120 We weren't the best parents, and I guess that's something... 1173 01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,240 I'll always have trouble having in my heart. 1174 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,440 I'm sorry about what happened... 1175 01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:04,680 but I know it's wrong for us to be together... 1176 01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,360 even though I love you. 1177 01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:10,400 So I'm leaving town. 1178 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,400 Please don't look for me. 1179 01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:15,680 No matter what you say you feel about me... 1180 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:18,080 I know one thing for sure. 1181 01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:21,080 You can't look me in the eye... 1182 01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:23,200 and tell me I don't embarrass you. 1183 01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:26,080 Good-bye. 1184 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:29,760 Love, Nora. 1185 01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:59,960 Hey, Maxie. I heard you're having problems. 1186 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,880 Now it's time to cheer up. 1187 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,280 Heidi Solomon's having a brunch on Sunday. 1188 01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:06,520 All your friends are coming, so you be there. 1189 01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:07,640 You hear me? 1190 01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:10,080 We all love you. Bye. 1191 01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:19,960 Can I get you anything? 1192 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,080 Yeah. Sure. 1193 01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:22,720 OK. Excuse me. 1194 01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:25,120 I got to tell you something. 1195 01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:27,320 - You look great. - Thank you. 1196 01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:28,760 ...for about six weeks? 1197 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:29,880 Yeah. 1198 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,000 What got you to go to Africa? 1199 01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:33,240 Oh, well, I like photography, 1200 01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:35,960 and they have these photographic safaris. 1201 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,120 Did you take the pictures over there? 1202 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,640 Yeah. Can you believe it? 1203 01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:41,920 They're very good. You should be a professional. 1204 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:45,760 Well... well, I certainly felt professional when I took them. 1205 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,800 Can you believe that I was this close to that hippo... 1206 01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:49,080 as to that wall? 1207 01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:50,800 You really should make the trip. 1208 01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:57,280 So, what kind of camera do you have? 1209 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,600 Um... Nikon. 1210 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,040 What do you use? 1211 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:03,640 A Canon E-X, 1212 01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:06,520 and I just bought a little Olympus. 1213 01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:08,000 Do you take a lot of pictures? 1214 01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:11,800 I'm more into music. 1215 01:27:11,840 --> 01:27:14,200 Oh. Well, I knew that about you. 1216 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:16,120 I tried to get you to a concert, you rat. 1217 01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:17,240 Oh. Right. 1218 01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:18,360 You never called me back. 1219 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:20,920 Excuse me. The Goodmans are here. 1220 01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:22,040 We almost got lost. 1221 01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:23,360 Hi. How are you? 1222 01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:34,480 Hi there. 1223 01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:36,120 Hi, sweetie. Hi. 1224 01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:38,200 Oh, Maxie. 1225 01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:41,880 So, what was Miss Solomon telling you? 1226 01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:43,160 Uh, about Africa. 1227 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:44,440 Uh-huh. 1228 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:46,520 She took the pictures on the wall. 1229 01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:47,800 Ooh. 1230 01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:48,920 Talented. 1231 01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:50,680 She's a gorgeous girl, huh? 1232 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:52,920 Huh? Gorgeous? Gorgeous? 1233 01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:54,520 Gorgeous? Huh? 1234 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:55,800 She cooks. 1235 01:27:55,840 --> 01:27:57,560 She travels. 1236 01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:59,640 She's a perfect hostess. 1237 01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:01,560 Beautiful. 1238 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:02,880 How do you know? 1239 01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:05,280 - Well, just... - What? 1240 01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:08,800 How do you know who's right for each other? 1241 01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:13,080 Well, you... 1242 01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:15,040 I mean, the Goodmans or the... 1243 01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:18,400 or the Clarks or... 1244 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,080 Andie and Jasper? 1245 01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:23,960 I mean, we all said they're perfect for one another, 1246 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:25,280 and they didn't last a year. 1247 01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,280 Larry and Sherri? 1248 01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:31,320 I've never heard Larry say a decent word about his wife. 1249 01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:35,040 Hey, hey, Max. What are you talking about, huh? 1250 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,640 There's no dust in her Dustbuster. 1251 01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:50,840 What? 1252 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:53,440 There's no dust in her Dustbuster! 1253 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:56,440 What did he say? 1254 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:58,240 Something about a Dustbuster? 1255 01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:11,360 Max, where are you going? 1256 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:14,840 Yes? 1257 01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:16,600 It's Max. 1258 01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:19,040 Oh, my God. Don't move. 1259 01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:39,320 How are you, Judy? 1260 01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:41,720 She told you not to come. 1261 01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:42,880 Where is she? 1262 01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:47,680 I knew something was on the way, but, oh, my God. 1263 01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:52,640 You've given up resistance. 1264 01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:54,880 Tell me where she is. 1265 01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:23,480 Here you go. 1266 01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:24,600 You all finished? 1267 01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:26,200 Uh, yeah. Maybe a piece of... 1268 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:27,320 OK, I'll bring you the menu. 1269 01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:28,760 I'll have cheesecake, 1270 01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:30,920 and he's going to have a slice of chocolate cake. 1271 01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:45,760 Lady, I'm in the middle of ordering! 1272 01:31:52,320 --> 01:31:53,560 Table for one, sir? 1273 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:55,360 - Yeah. - Follow me. 1274 01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:00,960 Have a nice meal. 1275 01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:07,640 I asked you not to follow me. 1276 01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:08,920 I need to tell you something. 1277 01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:10,160 Go away. 1278 01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:12,440 I just want you to listen to me. 1279 01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:15,840 Nora, I've been selfish and careless. 1280 01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:18,200 I've been stupid. 1281 01:32:18,240 --> 01:32:19,480 I don't belong in your life. 1282 01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:21,200 You're wrong. You do belong. 1283 01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:24,280 I've got a new life. I feel good about myself. 1284 01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:25,760 I can't go back. 1285 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:32,760 You get yourself a... a nice young girl... 1286 01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:36,760 with a college education who won't embarrass you. 1287 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:38,520 You're not an embarrassment to me. 1288 01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,480 I'm an embarrassment to me. 1289 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:44,480 I just got this job. I don't want to lose it. 1290 01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:48,760 I thought that you didn't fit into my life, 1291 01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:50,400 but it was me who didn't fit. 1292 01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:52,760 Go back to St. Louis. 1293 01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,560 I don't live in St. Louis anymore. 1294 01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:56,760 I left St. Louis. 1295 01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:58,840 I quit my job, and I quit the city. 1296 01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:02,880 I just looked at a room to rent over at 49th and 9th Avenue. 1297 01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:07,160 It has a little stove and a little refrigerator... 1298 01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,600 and a view of the trash cans. 1299 01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:13,120 All I need now is a job. 1300 01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:15,960 I'd like to go back to teaching. 1301 01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:22,200 Max, people just don't change overnight. 1302 01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:23,400 People discover things... 1303 01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:24,600 about themselves in life, don't they? 1304 01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,520 And they only hope that it isn't too late. 1305 01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:28,440 I don't want a nice young girl. 1306 01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:30,080 I had a nice young girl. 1307 01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:32,160 I want you. 1308 01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:41,280 I love you, Nora. 1309 01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:51,680 Come on, buddy. Are you going to order or what? 1310 01:33:58,080 --> 01:33:59,520 What will you have? 1311 01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:07,160 You got any Oak Ridge Boys? 1312 01:34:14,240 --> 01:34:16,320 Honey, I got everything you need. 1313 01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:48,920 So how's your mother? 1314 01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:00,640 Ripped by McLane 90154