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You once said, talking
about your childhood,

"I grew up with seriousness
all around me."

Yeah. My parents
were very, very strict.

He thinks I put up 100,000
to watch it go down the toilet?

He doesn't care
about your money.

I want him to know
it's every cent I've got.

It represents pocket change.
I can't get hit harder.

Does he know what this
can do to me and Karen?

I know you're out there.
- I know you know it, but does he know it?

- Michael...
- Listen, Roger, that does it.

Sounds good. Fax it to me.
I'll look at it, talk to you tomorrow.

- Sorry, I tried to keep it quiet.
- I heard a noise from downstairs.

Didn't you hear it?

No. I was crankin'
on the phone with Roger.

It's probably the wind, Fuzzface here.
Why does he hate me?

If you paid more attention
to him, he'd like you better.

If I fed him goodies
like you do.

I think you're jealous
of Tiny.

Of course I am. He gets to sleep
with you a lot more than I do.

Is that...

I'll go down.

Maybe we should
call the police.

No, that's OK.

I'll just check it out.

Don't worry.
If it's anything serious,

I'll come back
for my driver.

Michael,
is everything all right?

There's somebody
in the house.

Call the police.

Call the police.

Michael!

No!

Stop it.

Stop!

Stop, motherfucker!

Back off.

Back off.

Back off!

OK.

Drop it! Drop it!

Drop it.

Drop it!

Just take anything
you want, all right?

You can have my watch.

I don't want
that goddamn watch.

Please don't hurt her.

I'll give you
anything you want.

Karen!

Police, sir.

Hi. Come on in, guys.

Hi. I'm Officer Cole.

This is my partner
Officer Davis.

Mike, how are you?

What happened
to your foot?

I knocked a beer bottle
down in the kitchen.

I stepped in it.
It's nothing, really.

So, Mr. Carr, can you
tell us what happened?

Yeah. We were...
we were upstairs in my office,

my wife and I,

and we heard a noise.

This is my wife Karen.

Thanks for coming
so quickly.

What happened after
you heard the noise?

Michael went down, and I...

I- I heard another noise.

I went down, and...

It's OK, Mrs. Carr.

Just take your time.

Well, this man jumped
out of the closet,

and he and Michael fought.

It wasn't much
of a fight, really.

I just grabbed his leg.

He was trying to get away.

Got out in the kitchen.

He got ahold of Karen
and went out back.

He put a knife
to her throat.

You OK?

Yes.

You need a doctor?

No.

You sure?

Yeah, thanks.

Tiny.

Tiny?

Come here, Tiny.

Not a very good
watch cat, are you, Tiny?

He's useless.

Well, I guess
he likes policemen.

We'll have someone over in
the morning to dust for prints.

Try and not disturb
too much.

We've had several break-ins
in this area lately.

We're pretty sure
it's the same guy.

On this street?

In this general area,
but we'll get him.

Wouldn't mind
being there for that.

Does anybody want coffee?

Yes. I never
turn down coffee.

Watch...

Watch the glass.

Excuse me.

Thanks.

If this guy's been
doing this around here,

is there any chance
he's going to come back?

We were told this
was a safe neighborhood.

All things considered,
Mrs. Carr,

this is a safe neighborhood.

Mr. Carr probably scared
the hell out of the guy,

so he won't come back.

I'm getting a gun.

What?

I'm getting a gun.

No guns in this house.

Maybe she'll listen
to you guys.

Don't get a gun.

You can say that.
You've got one.

And I'm trained to use it.

I've done some shooting.

At targets.

Not people.

Look, take our advice.

Get an alarm.

Get a dog.
Forget about guns.

The wrong people
always get hurt.

Nice people.

Hey, I know what
you're thinking.

What am I thinking, Roy?

I'm never going
to be able to sleep.

Me, either.

I thought he...

When he grabbed me,
I thought...

It's all right.

I don't think
I can stay here, Michael.

It's just so weird.

We'll get
some things together

and go to a hotel.

No. I mean I don't think
I can live here anymore.

I think we should
sell the house.

Wait. You love this house.

I know, but we
really don't need this.

Slow down.

Michael,

we're in way
over our heads.

We can barely
afford this place.

Don't get carried away.

Know what we're going to do?

We're going to take
that cop's advice.

Tomorrow morning
I'll make a few phone calls.

We'll get the best security system
known to man, all right?

If that doesn't do it,
we'll just... we'll...

We'll get a killer watchdog.

I mean, a vicious...

pit bull...

with fangs...

with a studded collar.

Come on, honey.

We'll be all right.

Come on.

You chased him around
with a fucking putter?

You're a hero.

Dirty Harry
and Arnold Palmer

all wrapped into one,
that's me.

Sounds pretty intense.

With me, boom.
Heart attack. Done.

You did OK.
You guys all right?

Yeah. Well, Karen's upset.

Shit. Here he comes.

We have to kiss him?

Gentlemen.

I read your prospectus.
Demographics look good.

Well, I'll tell you, Jerry.

I'm not a big believer
in demographics.

It's a lawyer's tool.

No offense, Roger.

None taken.

Quite an amazing place.

The potential here's fantastic?

I've learned to go
with my instincts.

The one time
I used demographics,

I went belly up.

That wasn't Denver, was it?

He's done his homework.

You weren't the only one.

I put a lot of my
clients' money there.

All those buildings
are still empty.

That won't happen here.

This downtown area
has undergone

some amazing revitalization.

Those new buildings
over the last 10 years?

All filled with people,

all within shouting distance
of this place here.

OK. Here's what
I want to do,

what worked
the other three times.

Put on a backers' party...

It's mine.

Hello.

Hi. It's me.

Hey.

Bad timing?

We're in the middle of it,
but we're getting close.

What's going on?

Those security people
haven't shown up yet,

neither have the police
to dust for prints.

Did you call?

Yeah. All I get
is the runaround.

Great. I'll tell you what.

Here's what you do.

Call the police.

Ask to talk to those cops
from last night.

Those guys can help, OK?

OK. I'll try.

I'll be home soon.
You all right?

You sure?

I love you. Bye.

Michael, this guy's good.

I'm being grilled here.

Michael, this area's high-crime.

So you get people in.

How do you keep
the bad element out?

I'm into that as we speak.

I'm working
on security right now.

Michael, you remember
Officer Davis?

Oh, yeah.
How you doing?

I didn't recognize you
out of uniform.

You did all this?

It's no big deal.

It is.
We appreciate it.

It's the least I could do.

Mrs. Carr called my captain

and said nice things
about me and my partner.

Usually people call to bitch.

It was nice.
I'm grateful.

Can I get you something?

Sure. That would be great.

- Great.
- Thanks.

There's going
to be contact switches

on every point of entry.

A breeze won't
get into this house

without you knowing it.

Here you'll have
an infrared motion detector.

This right here
will be tripped

if anybody
breaks the glass.

Hey, what's he doing
in the bathroom here?

It's... it's just
an extra precaution.

It's a safe room.

These old houses are great

because the doors
are like solid rock!

We put a heavy dead bolt
on each entrance here.

In case there's an intruder,

you lock yourself in
and wait for the cavalry,

which is us.

You just have to pick out
a code word now.

It's got to be seven letters.

Pyramid.

Pyramid?

This is the
Michael Carr residence,

and the code word's
going to be "pyramid."

Right.

OK. Thank you.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

440 cubes, 500 horses.

Jesus.

You do the work yourself?

Every nut and bolt.

Installed the alarm.
Relaxes me.

That is nice, really nice.

Thanks.

You got a knack for
this security stuff.

Did you ever think about
consulting as a sideline?

Consulting?

Yeah.

Homes, businesses.

I got a club
I'm putting together downtown.

It's what you're doing today,

but you get paid
for your time.

I never thought about it.

Staying for dinner?

Yeah.

- You doing anything?
- Not tonight.

I'd be crossing the line...

Cops on one side,
everybody else on the other.

Come on in.

This has really been nice.

Usually, dinner for me

is a bunch of us
sitting around

boring each other
with war stories.

That's why cops
stick together.

Nobody else
could stand us.

You've never been married?

No. Nope.

She'll try to line you up
with one of her friends.

I'll get her, Jack!

Sorry, Michael.

She smells that meat
and goes crazy.

Meet me around the front.

I'm sorry.
I'm still a little freaked.

That's OK.

That's understandable.

I can't believe you've never
been serious about anyone.

No.

Cops and marriage
are a tough combination.

I can't believe
how much I'm talking.

When I was a kid,
I hardly ever talked.

When I was in school,
I never talked.

I was famous for it.

Oh, well,
take it from a teacher.

We love those
quiet little boys

in the back of the class.

Don't you believe her, Pete.

She loves all kids.

Oh, that's what's missing.

I'm surprised you two

don't have a few
running around.

Michael, I'm... I'm sorry
about bringing up kids.

That's really none
of my business.

I just wanted
to thank you.

You really went out
of your way.

I can't tell you
what you did for Karen.

She'll bounce back.

She'll bounce back quicker
because of you.

What about you?
Have you bounced back?

I don't know.

Guy gets his hands
on your wife like that,

you feel pretty helpless.

You did what you could.

You showed a lot of balls

going up against that guy.

There was one moment
there where...

he had ahold of her,

and I had that
stupid golf club,

but I thought I could just...

I didn't... didn't
take the shot.

A fucking nightmare
when you think

about what could've
happened to her.

I wouldn't mind
one more shot

at that son of a bitch.

Really?

Hell, yeah.

I'd like to kick
the shit out of him.

I'm sure you would.

Wouldn't you?

I already know
what I would do.

I was just wondering

about a nice
civilized guy like you.

After what he did to Karen,

I think all the rules
are out the window.

I'd rip his fuckin' heart out.

Michael.

You're a scary guy.

You know,

I bet you'd enjoy
coming on a ride-along.

What's that?

Ride along with us
on patrol one night.

You can do that?

We do it all the time
for writers, journalists.

Yeah. That sounds...

Yeah. I could do that.

I'm going to set it up.

Come watch us
kick some butt.

When?

Tomorrow.

Come on.

It'll be fun.

Yeah.

Why not?

Great. I'll see you then.

Sign this so your old lady
can't come after the city

if you get killed,
maimed, or dismembered.

Nothing will
happen to him.

He's with me.

Hey, Pete.

OK, Mike,

a dope dealer, a public
defender, and my ex-wife

all get thrown off
the Empire State Building.

Which one hits
the cement first?

I don't know.

Who lands first?

- Who cares?
- Who cares?

Oh, my gosh. Look at this.

Think she's
a real blonde, Roy?

Officer...

was I going too fast?

Do you have a license
and a registration, ma'am?

Yes.

Certain types of women
just have a thing for cops.

They think
we're like movie stars.

We ever search any one
of these assholes here,

we'd be up to our butts
in drugs and guns.

This place is one giant
supermarket of shit.

Isn't that right, Leon?

Whatever you say, Officer.

I ain't into nothing.

This is Mr. Clean.

That's right.
That's me.

Yes, sir. Mr. Clean.

Maria, como esta?

Bien.

Everything OK?

It's OK.

No problemos?

No. No problemas.

If there is, you
let me know, OK?

All right.

I don't think you'll
be finding any clientele

for your club
around here, Michael.

Try it.

Best in L.A.

You know,
I ate before I came out.

I'm really full.

So...

you enjoying yourself?

Yeah. Yeah.
It's an eye-opener.

Something occurred to me

when you were
over at the house

for the barbecue, Pete.

I don't know how it works
in Los Angeles,

but when I was in Phoenix
and Kansas City,

I hired off-duty
police officers

to work the club.

Hear that? Mike's offering us
moonlighting money.

I'd like to talk about it.

Hi.

Hi.

So how are you?

Are you, like,
the captain or something?

Lieutenant.

Rosa...

Come on. Vamonos.

Can't you see the lieutenant's
a married man?

Oh, yeah?

Oh, well.

Te amo, roy.

Bye, Pete.

See you later, Rosa.

These bitches can't
get enough of us.

Michael, stay here.

Keep away.

Police. Everything
all right in there?

No! Everything
isn't all right!

Fucking asshole
hit Jim in the face!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

In the fucking face!

Shut up!

There you go.

You all right?

Attaboy.

Just stay here with me

and hang on for a second.

Roy, I'll take him now.

Take that piece of shit
back to the jailhouse

where he belongs!

Mom!

Mommy!

See? They got him.

Why don't you go up and
get yourself cleaned up?

Me and Mike
will put the car to bed.

Works for me.

- Later, gentlemen.
- Take care.

It's a hell of a life, Mike?

- Is it always like this?
- Oh, yeah. Day in and day out.

- Hop up in front.
- Yeah.

And your wife wants to know
why I can't meet a nice woman.

You guys handled it all
pretty well.

Listen, where are we headed?

Just got one more
errand to run.

Come on!

Move!

Michael!

Stay there.

Michael, meet Ernie Pike.

Come out and I.D.
this piece of shit.

Come on, motherfucker!

Hey, that's him!

You got him.

Goddamn it!
That's him!

Did you hear that?
You just been made.

You just been made,
scumbag!

Picked up
a crackhead pal of his.

Turned in Pike here.

You broke into
my friend's house?

Did you scare him
and his pretty wife?

Did you do that?
Did you do that?

OK. I'm sorry, man.

OK?

Shut the fuck up!

He doesn't want to hear
about you being sorry.

He wants to kick your ass,

and guess what, scumbag?

I'm going to let him.

Ready?

What?

What are you waiting for?
Let's go.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm serious.

You said you wanted

to rip his
fucking heart out.

Well, yeah, but I mean,
that was, you know...

I was just talking.

Tell him.

Say it. Say how you wanted
that uptown pussy.

Say it!

Is that what
you wanted? Say it!

Say it!

OK. I...

Tell him!

Whatever you say, man.

Whatever you say.

Come here.

Don't you
fucking resist me.

Don't you resist me!

Now walk.

I said walk.

He just gave you the OK.

Here. You don't even
have to touch him.

I wasn't going to
hurt nobody, man.

Shut up.

Come on.

Come on, Michael.

It's OK. Listen.

He resisted.
He gets hit.

Shit happens.

Come on, Pete.
You got him.

Nice going.
Let's take him in.

Michael, he put a knife
to Karen's throat.

You're going to let him
get away with that?

Hit the motherfucker!

Pete.

Hit him! Hit him!

No. I'm not doing this.

Motherfucker!

Hey, Pete!

Pete! Jesus, that's enough!

Honey?

Michael?

Yeah. It's me.

How'd it go?

Boy, what a screwed-up night.

What happened?

It was just...
It was weird.

I went with the guys
on a few calls,

got to watch them be cops.

Then we dropped Roy off,

and Pete had
a little surprise for me.

The guy who broke in here.

He caught him?

He did more than that.

The guy's in jail.

Hospital's more likely.

He really beat the living shit
out of this guy,

which is what I
was supposed to do.

What?

Pete was showing off for me.

Had the whole thing set up

so I could nail the guy.

I'm just glad it's over.

Yeah.

Are you sure you're OK?

Yeah.

What's the matter?

I just...

I think our cop friend

is a little too tightly
wound, that's all.

Well, do you think you might be
overreacting a little bit?

Not really.

You know, I feel like
a big weight's been lifted.

Yeah. Well, I'm glad
you feel better, honey,

but I don't want him
around here anymore.

Honey, you're upset.
I understand.

But shouldn't we give him

the benefit of the doubt?

You're acting like Pete's
the criminal.

Oh, am I?

I was there, Karen.
I saw it, OK?

I don't care what you think.

You don't care what I think.

Fine. I won't bother thinking.

Knock it off.

No, you knock it off!

I'm sorry, but I don't
share your sympathy

for the man who broke in
and put a knife to my throat!

Hi. Sorry.

I didn't mean
to scare you.

That's OK.

Can I talk to you
for a minute, please?

Just let me
get my robe, all right?

You know, you really should
put a lock on that gate.

I don't think you came here
to discuss my gate.

No.

Did you hear
I arrested the burglar?

What happened?

What happened was,

the burglar knocked me down

and took off running,

and when I caught him,
he resisted,

and it got ugly.

I don't think Michael
took it too well.

He didn't quite
put it that way.

It's not a TV show
out there, Mrs. Carr.

The reality gets to people

who've never seen it
up close like that.

You mean the violence.

Look...

When I first started out,

I went on a routine call.

All right?

It was a young kid.
He was high on drugs.

He was beating
on his girlfriend.

She couldn't have been
more than 15, 16.

Sweet girl...
blond hair, blue eyes,

so I didn't pay her
much attention.

I was reading the kid
his rights

when she took out a gun

and she shot me
right here in the chest.

So now I restrain
felons first

with whatever it takes...

Whatever it takes,
and that's how it was last night.

I don't need
another bullet in the chest,

and you don't need
a dead husband.

I'm very sorry
if Michael's upset.

I was just doing my job.

Pete. Pete, wait.

I'm...

I'm glad you got him.

That guy's
not going to forget

the night he made the mistake
of breaking in here.

That's for sure.

OK. Enjoy your swim.

This is the chromalite,

and it serves
as the backdrop

for the dance floor area here.

With this chromalite,
we can create any environment.

We've got cityscape here,

but this could be a desert
or mountain. Anything.

I didn't know Michael had
so many good-looking friends.

Are you kidding?

We don't know
any of these people.

They're all
potential investors

or friends
of Michael's lawyer.

That's too bad.

Oh, now, there's one
I'd like to meet.

That's the guy I was
telling you about.

Your cop?

Really?

Candace said
the music's too loud.

Who?

Candace. My wife.

Roger, I got a question
only you can answer.

I got an I RS auditor
and a lawyer...

Another lawyer joke.

Divorce lawyer... jump off
a building at the same time.

Who lands first?

- Who cares?
- Who cares?

Hi. How you doing, Mike?

Pete.

This place is great.

Thanks.

Pete Davis.
Los Angeles Police.

Hello, Pete.
Jerry Lurie.

Excuse me.

Jerry.

- My wife Candace.
- Hi, Pete.

Roger Graham.

Mike's been talking to me

about security
for the club.

Are you working
the area tonight?

No. I did the precheck
of the exterior.

I know it's normal to have
your entrance under the marquee,

but it's too open.
It's hard to control.

Be better to put
the entrance in the alley.

Make people line up
and file in.

If things get crazy
and we have to get heavy,

only a few people
will see it.

Something to think about.

Why don't you get
yourself a drink?

I'll be with you
in a minute.

Yeah. Good idea.
I know you have business to discuss.

I'll fill you in later.
Take care.

He makes a lot of sense.

Yeah.

You guys aren't bullshitting.

No. I take security
very seriously.

Yeah. We're really on top of it.

Hi, there.

Oh, Penny.
This is Pete.

Pete, Penny.

Hi, Penny.
Nice meeting you.

Hi. Nice meeting you.

We teach together.

The kids at school
would be so impressed

I'm talking to
a real policeman.

They love cops.

They're young.
Give them time.

Maybe you'd like to come and
give them a talk sometime.

Yeah. Sure.

Public relations
loves stuff like that.

Well, speaking of public relations,
do you dance?

Honey, can you rescue Roger...
Help me out?

Hey, Penny.

Come on, Pete,
let's get that drink.

Here's to your club, Mike.

Pete, I want to get
something straight here.

I'd like you to leave.

Michael,
what's with you tonight?

Why did you even
invite me here?

Oh, no. Telling you
and inviting you

are two completely
different things.

You seem so uptight.

Relax. Is it because
you were up late last night?

How do you know that?

I was driving
by your house on patrol.

I saw your lights on
till well after 3:00.

You don't have to protect us anymore.
You caught him. Remember?

One guy is out of business
and you think that's it?

You're not a
virgin anymore, buddy.

You saw how much
evil shit's out there.

What kind of friend wouldn't try
to protect you and Karen?

You listen to me
'cause I'm telling you...

You leave us alone.

You know, I think I understand
where this is coming from.

- Oh, do you?
- Yeah. Just cut the shit, OK?

Nobody expects you to be me.

I make my living going up
against guys like Pike.

You don't. You've got nothing
to be ashamed of.

Is that what you think
this is about?

Yeah, I do.

I bet you had one hell of a night
when you got home.

A friend would be
thanking me.

I'm not your friend.
I'm nothing to you.

You're a sick guy.

I don't want you
around me or my wife.

- Michael, your guests...
- I'll be right there.

Michael needs to get
some things off his chest.

- Michael, Roger...
- Honey, please.

Kicking me out, Michael?

Honey, please don't
keep them waiting.

If I have to.

Tell Roger I'll be there
in a second, OK?

What are you going to do?

You going to call the cops?

Get the fuck out!

Lower your voice.

Fuck you!

- Lower your voice.
- Fuck you!

Your pigeon's watching.

Hope he doesn't
fly away on you.

Hey, need your car, man?

Ticket.

Don't you think
you were rough on Pete?

I told you I don't
want him around.

I wanted to make that clear.

Well, you succeeded.

Come on, guys,
it's time for our toast.

Come on.

Good health,

good fortune,

and the time to enjoy it.

That's an old
Castilian toast.

Translated.

Honey, looks like

you've just made
these two people very happy.

Candace, I know three people

your husband's
made happy tonight.

We'll all be happy when
everything falls into place, Roger.

What's not to fall into place?

That is a nice ride, dude.

I thought you were about to propose

another one of those wonderful
continental toasts.

To the two most
charming women here...

Your beautiful wife
and mine.

I'm glad you called.

I been thinking
about you a lot lately.

Leave it.

Sorry.

Still sensitive?

You get shot or something?

It was a fishing accident.

Yeah.

Who fishes with guns?

Are you all right?

'Cause we can go
to a motel

on a nice, cozy bed.

I mean, if you're having
a problem...

A problem?

The only problem
that I have...

is sleazy,
lowlife whores like you.

That's my problem.

What the hell's
wrong with you?

Get out.

I'm not getting out here!

Just get the fuck out!

Are you crazy?
I don't know where the fuck I am.

That's exactly
your fucking problem, isn't it?

Isn't it?

So, being a policeman

is really
all about helping people.

It's about
being a friend.

It's not about shooting
it out with bad guys.

That's what
you see on TV.

That's not why
I wanted to become a cop.

I became a cop
to protect people...

To make them
feel happy and safe.

Everybody understand that?

Yes.

Does anybody have
any questions?

What?

Do you wear
bulletproof vests?

Have to to protect myself.

Who else?

In the police car,

are you always
with somebody?

I have a partner
named Officer Roy Cole.

We've worked together
for the past 7, 8 years.

He's a very good friend.

OK. You.

Can you show me how
to use your handcuffs?

Sure. Come here.

What's your name?

Matthew.

Matthew?
All right, Matthew,

put your hands out.

Think I could get him
to use those on me?

There you go.

You're under arrest,
Matthew.

Hi. I couldn't take off
without saying thanks

for letting me
impress the kids.

That was really
a lot of fun.

Penny really set it up.

Yeah. I talked
to Penny before.

I'd like to apologize
for the other night.

Michael's behavior,

that kind of took me
by surprise.

I would've never shown up.

Pete, it's not you.
It's him.

He's just not
been himself lately.

Would you like to go
get a cup of coffee?

I don't go on for a while.

That's not a good idea.

You're safe with me.
I'm a cop.

Just for a little while?

Yeah. Just...

Is everybody in here a cop?

Yeah, pretty much.

About a year ago,
some jerk came in here

and tried to rip
this place off.

He didn't do too well.

When he come crashing
through the skylight,

I say, "How's your dick?"

I'm sorry. We should go
somewhere else.

No. This is great.

Really?

Yeah.

I think it's really nice
you got a place to go.

I'd like one.

Just... this is...

this is my least favorite
time of the day.

Why?

Well, 'cause it's
getting dark out

and Michael's not home yet.

How'd you and Michael
get together?

I was a waitress
at his first club.

Really? You were a waitress?

It was the first job
I ever had...

The first one I needed.

We were kind of well-off.

My father,
as it turned out,

had sort of a gambling
problem, so...

You know, then people
started coming over

and taking our cars
in the middle of the night.

It was kind of a scary time.

And Michael took you
away from all that?

Things always came
really easily to Michael.

Is that why
you married him?

I married him because
I fell in love with him.

This is...

I hardly know you,
and I'm talking like this.

Karen, all the things that come
so easily to Michael...

Were you one of them?

'Cause there's no man that deserves
that much good fortune.

I mean that.

A woman like you a man
should never take for granted,

and you should
never feel unsafe.

And I want you to know

that if you ever
need anything...

You're feeling bad
in any way

or you just need to talk...

That I'm there for you, OK?

As a friend...
as a real friend,

I'm there for you.

OK?

Come on. Let me
get you out of here.

How was your afternoon?

Hey. Good.

It was fine.

You and Mrs. Carr
getting along OK?

We seem to be.

When I was a kid
at Erasmus,

I didn't have a single teacher
that looked like Karen.

I mean,
they all had blue hair

with names like Mushbutt
or Silvercrone.

Silvercrone's my maiden name.

She had me.

Thank you.

The good news is

Frank Taft
was so taken with you,

he's considering kicking in
half the capital himself.

Frank Taft?
Booyoo Records?

Yeah. We handle him.

There's a company
that's on a roll.

Major roll.

The kids love it.

Excuse me, sir,
I'm sorry.

Do you have another card?

What's the problem?

It's canceled.

That's impossible.

Computer glitch.
Happens to me all the time.

This is unbelievable.

Relax.
You'll get the next one.

If you insist.

Don't worry about it.

All right. Now, we're on
for Tuesday night.

Bye.

Take care, Roger.

Michael, what's that?

Looks like you're having
a bad night, Michael.

Look, all I know

is what's on the
computer print-out,

and the computer says
you got parking tickets.

And the computer is wrong,

so I'm not paying 600 bucks
for tickets I didn't get.

I've worked here five years.

The computer's never wrong.

Do you want the boot off
your car or not?

This is unbelievable.

Here.

Wait a minute.
Not that one.

Honey, you sure about this?

Remember the night we went
to the Minzers' house?

What?

They had the party
on Ca�on Avenue.

I got one ticket.

600 bucks?
Come on. Jesus.

Sorry, pal. You're over
the limit on this card.

It's a computer thing,
like Roger said.

Yeah. Right.

600 bucks.

Oh, Michael, drop it, OK?

Things went pretty well,
didn't they?

Yeah.

I thought
it went pretty good.

You know what?

It went great.

You really charmed
the pants off the Luries.

Oh, please.

Thanks.

Stay here and lock the door.

Michael, what are you doing?

Karen, it's all right.

Hello.

Yes.

It's Michael Carr.

Code word is pyramid.

Well, we just had our cat

knock over a screen is all.

Thank you. Bye.

You know, I never thought
I'd be so happy to see him.

Look, I thought it was
the right thing to do.

Thanks for making that decision
for both of us

without my having a say.

Goddamn it, you know
how I feel about those things.

You know how I feel

watching a man
attack my wife

and I can't do
anything about it?

I'm not going to be
in that position again.

I don't care
what the police say.

I'm keeping that gun.

I'm sorry.
I should've told you.

You all right?

Yeah.

Are you?

Jesus Christ!

Just a goddamn minute!

What the fuck do you
think you're doing?

I was responding
to your alarm, Michael.

Bullshit!
You tripped it yourself!

What?

The credit cards,
the boot on my car...

You did that, too,
didn't you?

Everything all right in here?

False alarm.

False alarm, my ass.

I'm as embarrassed
as you are.

Get the fuck
out of my house!

I'm very sorry, Mrs. Carr.

Oh, man.
That son of a bitch is crazy.

Hello.

Yeah. Roger.

Michael?

I know it's late.
I'm sorry.

Listen, how do I get
a psycho cop off my back?

And you're the same Michael Carr
that I OK'd to do a ride-along

- with Officer Davis and Officer Cole?
- Yes, sir. That's right.

The same Michael Carr whose wife
called to commend officer Davis?

Yeah. The same two people
that are now being terrorized

by this out-of-control sicko.

Out-of-control sicko.

Sure there's nothing personal
in this, Mr. Carr?

There's no question
that it's personal.

What do you call it when an officer
busts into your bedroom

while you're having sex
with your wife?

Yes, well...

Officer Cole's report says

he and Officer Davis were
responding to an alarm.

That was verified
by your security company.

Sure. How about the boot,
my credit cards?

What about them?

Got any proof that this guy
did those things?

You know, you're accusing
a highly decorated officer.

I don't care
how many medals he has.

- I want this taken care of.
- Or else what?

You're not giving me anything.
You didn't bring any evidence.

You don't have any witnesses,
not even a home video.

These days, everybody's got
a goddamn home video.

OK. Fine. You're just going
to bury this thing.

Mr. Carr,

this is a professional
organization here,

and we're going to do
a professional investigation, OK?

Mac, bring me
the complaint forms, will you?

If there's any truth to your
allegations, we'll take care of it.

Thank you.

Department doesn't want
an unstable officer on the street

any more than you do.

Fill this out.
You got a pen?

- No, sir.
- Thank you.

Roger, how we doing?

He's not coming.

Your friend Officer Davis
called Lurie on the phone,

asking all kinds of questions...

Does he know you?
Has he done business with you?

Lurie's nervous enough
to pull his people out.

He thinks you're under
some kind of investigation.

This fucker is ruining me.

We're not dead yet.
We have to deal with your friend.

I already filed a complaint.

You're the one
who told me to do it.

Michael, this is
some kind of cop scam.

This putz is just supplementing
his lousy income.

Pay him off.

Roger, as my lawyer,

you're advising me
to bribe a police officer?

No.

I'm advising you
to make a donation

to the son of bitch's
favorite charity.

Thanks for meeting me, Pete.

Give us a...

chance to talk
a little bit.

You know, I...

I don't remember
how this all began

or what I did.

But...

Whatever, I'm...

I'm sorry.

You know, I...

I'm not looking to get you
into trouble, Pete.

And I certainly
don't need any myself, so...

what do you say?

Water under the bridge?

Hell, we can part friends.

And, of course,
I'll withdraw the complaint.

OK.

Here it is.

What's this?

5,000.

You walk away and don't
mess with my investors.

A bribe, Mikey?

Call it whatever
you want, Pete.

I need this deal.

You hear that?

I used to work these hills.

I knew this lady.

She was out walking
her little poodle...

when a coyote comes
charging out of the brush,

snatches up the little poodle,
and takes off.

All we ever found
of that little doggy

was its diamond-studded leash.

You know,
when Karen first met you,

she actually thought you were
different than her gambling father.

What?

It's very interesting
how people follow patterns.

See, she doesn't feel safe
with you either, Michael.

Karen needs
to feel protected

from when those coyotes come
charging out of the brush.

You stay the fuck
away from her.

Assaulting a police officer?

Nice civilized man
like you, Michael?

What are you
going to do, arrest me?

Arrest you?

I could kill you.

...in the auditorium
for our get-together.

What's wrong?

Fifth-grade parents,

please assemble
in the auditorium

for our get-together...

What's going on?

What the hell
are you talking about?

You and Pete.

What's going on?

What are you
accusing me of?

We had a cup of coffee.

Some hot cup of coffee.

Penny invited him
to talk to the kids.

Afterwards we went out.

If you think there was
anything else, you're crazy.

Well, he just put
a gun to my head.

What?

He just put a fucking gun
to my head.

He wants you.

He thinks you want him.

He didn't get any
of those ideas from me.

Well, he didn't pull them out
of the air, Karen.

So, what is it, you get off
on leading him on?

Talking to him...
about us?

About our marriage?
Jesus!

I told you he's dangerous.

What's it going to take,
me in a body bag?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Officer Cole.

Your partner...

I went to him to try
to work things out.

Didn't you know enough
to stay away from him?

You're not going to listen?

Every time you react,
it just gets worse.

"Cops on one side,
everybody else on the other"?

Yeah, that's it.

He threatened
to kill me last night.

How do you suggest
I react to that?

Look, if anybody knows
this guy's coming apart,

it's got to be you.

Come on, man.
The guy's after my wife.

I don't know
where else to go.

Come on in.

He doesn't understand.

I'm better for her
than he is.

He doesn't love her.

He can't take care of her
the way that I can.

She needs me.

What the hell
are you going on about?

Like she's ever
going to be yours.

You listen to me.

Nothing... nothing is
ever going to happen

between you and her.

She is...

some fantasy in your head.

You don't know
what you're talking about.

I don't?

You don't.

Tell me what you were doing
with him the other night.

Tell me you didn't
stick a gun in his face.

I was just
playing with him.

I'm not playing with you.

You're going to back off
this madness.

You're going to put in
for a stress leave.

Then see a doctor
and get your head straight.

Or?

Or I'm going
to go upstairs

and tell them exactly
what's going on with you.

You understand?

You'd do that?

You're goddamn right.

If you don't do it
in the next 24 hours,

that is exactly
what I'll do.

Now...

you go have coffee
with a shrink...

and it'll be all right.

You'll see.

Will you look at that?

Oh, hell with it, man.
Leave it.

Leon, freeze!

Shit!

Leon!

Leon!

Open the door!

Put the box down!

It's bennies.

Put it down!

What the hell you making us
chase you for?

Come on. Get up, boy.

You know the routine.
Come on. Spread 'em.

There's some
real crime out there.

Yeah, right.
That's what I got.

A benny bust.

What we got here?

I'm providing
a service out there.

Those cabbies, they fall asleep
behind the wheel.

That's enough.

Come on. I need something
more than this.

Come on, Leon.

Well, look what we got here.

You really are Mr. Clean.

I'll let you keep this.

Might need it later on.

Don't you believe
in safe sex?

Hey, what...
what's he doing?

He's got a gun!

Shit!

What are you doing?
What are you doing?

What?

Come on.

Take the gun.

I don't want the gun!

Take the gun.

I don't want it!

Take the gun. Go.

You killed my partner, Leon.

You're not going upstairs
to talk to anyone.

I went around the back.

And...

Roy...

followed the suspect in,
I guess.

And then I heard shots.

And that scumbag shot Roy.

And I guess Roy...

nailed him before he died.

Weisman, Eichen, and Shawn.

This is Michael Carr.
I need to talk with Roger.

This is an emergency.

Mr. Graham's
out of his office.

OK. Page him.
Do whatever you have to do.

Tell him I'm being set up.
There's cops everywhere.

Michael!

Tell him to call me
immediately.

We have a warrant
to search for narcotics.

Narcotics?

I want to
take a look at that.

Please, sir,
step over here.

An informant
has given your address

where he purchased narcotics
from a Michael Carr.

Are you Michael Carr?

Yeah.

Surprise, surprise.

Michael Carr,
I'm placing you under arrest

for the possession
of narcotics.

No!

You have the right
to remain silent.

You have the right
to contact an attorney.

I'm removing your glasses
for your safety, sir.

...in a court of law.

We'll be taking you
down to the station.

If you prefer,
we'll pull a car to the back

to avoid your neighbors.

That's very thoughtful of you.

Call Roger.

Be sure you
get ahold of Roger.

I'm Detective Nobu,
Mr. Carr.

How do you do?

I want to offer you
the opportunity to make this easy.

If you'll furnish us with
the names of your connection,

you can be out soon.

I'm not talking to anybody

till I speak with my lawyer.

That's your right, Mr. Carr.

You got 10 minutes.

You OK?

Yeah.

How's Karen?

Hanging in there.

Do I get to see her?

Not till after the arraignment.

Till then, you're only allowed
legal counsel.

What about bail?

It'll be set at your hearing.

What's your money situation?

Well, everything...

Everything I had went into
the party to impress Lurie.

I need to know exactly.

$2,200.

Well, I don't think
they'll set bail too high.

It's not like you're
a professional dope dealer.

Professional?

Michael,

the cops dredged about
a half a pound of cocaine.

We got a problem.

My problem's real simple.

A cop wants me
out of the way

because he wants my wife.

Look, this is
way over my head.

I got in touch
with Sam Gershon.

He's the best
criminal attorney I know.

He'll represent you
at your hearing.

You guys need to talk
to Roy Cole,

Davis' partner.

Officer Roy Cole.

Now, he told me that if
anything else happened,

he'd help me out.

Cole's dead.

In the line of duty
in a shootout.

I talked to his captain.

He won't stop
till he kills me.

Get me out of here, Roger.

I will.

It's all in hand.

No, no, no.
You listen to me.

Just get me out of here.

Case BA-846059,

People vs. Alvarez.

Mr. Alvarez is charged with illegal
possession of an automatic weapon

as set forth
in section 12280,

subsection "B"
of the California Penal Code.

Is Mr. Alvarez
represented by counsel?

Mr. Alvarez
pleads innocent.

He's a juvenile.

Nothing's served
by his detention until trial.

We request release on O.R.

Denied.
Bail set at $25,000.

Court secretary
will set a date for trial.

Case BA-855327,
People vs. Michael Carr.

Mr. Carr is charged with
possession of cocaine

with intent to distribute

as set forth in
section 11351 and 11352

of the California
Health and Safety Code.

Is Mr. Carr represented
by counsel?

Yes, Your Honor.
Mr. Carr pleads innocent.

Your Honor, he is a model citizen,
owns his own home.

He's in business locally.

His wife is a teacher
in a respected local private school.

We request bail on O.R.

Your Honor, Mr. Carr
pled out a similar case

in Austin, Texas,
eight years ago.

Bring it here.

What about this?

It wasn't me.

Look, I took an investor
out on the town.

He stuck a vial of blow
under the car seat.

A lawyer said the
easiest thing to do

was to plead it out,

but it wasn't me.

Doesn't matter.

You took the deal.
It's on the record.

Counselor, in light of this,
O.R. is denied.

Bail is set at $250,000.

Case BA-861288,
People vs. Jenkins.

Mr. Jenkins is charged with
felony grand theft auto

as set forth
in section 4873

of the California Penal Code.

Mr. Jenkins pleads not guilty,
Your Honor.

There's no evidence
of anything...

Having trouble
making bail, Mike?

Money's a little tight?

Karen's really upset.

You really shouldn't have
done this to her, Michael.

She's all alone now.

But don't worry.
Not for long.

I want you to know she's
going to be taken care of.

I know what Karen needs,

and isn't it her happiness
that we both want?

If you could find us,
why not look us up?

Love to have you over
for a barbecue.

If you go near her...

I'll kill you.

So long, Mikey.

You look good in blue.

Hey.

Hi.

How you doing?

Fine. I'm just a little tired.

There you are.

I thought
he might be hungry.

Thanks.

How about you?

I could use
something, yeah.

Good.

Penny...

I'm really glad
you're here.

No problem.

I'll stick around
till Michael gets home.

It's going to be a while.

That's OK.

Karen, get some rest.

Guard!

Make a telephone call?

Guard!

Guard... Thanks, man.
Make a telephone call?

Guard?

Guard.
Make a telephone call?

Shut up.

You're just a fat little piggy,
aren't you?

Just a minute.

There you go.

Oh, sorry, Penny.
I didn't mean to scare you.

Pete...

Karen's upstairs.

She's got a headache.

Well, I brought
some groceries

in case she didn't
have time

after, you know,
everything that's been going on.

I'll tell her you came by.

Well, why don't I
just give them to you?

I got to get going
to work, so...

I'm not very popular here,
am I, Penny?

All right.

I'll just leave them here.

You can get them...

You can get them later.

Take care.

You look great.

I'll see you later.

Bye.

250?
That's a hard bullet.

You're looking at 25K,
Mr. Graham.

Here's the deed
to my house.

This takes care
of the bail,

but what about my end?

I'm writing you
a $25,000 personal check.

Nice Rolex.

Forget it.

Sam Gershon said
you'd take care of me.

Usually this should be
a cashier's check,

but if you're Sam's friend,
I'll check.

If you got
sufficient funds,

we got a deal.

Touch-tone phones,
you don't have that?

Guard.

Think I might make
that phone call now? Please?

Just take a second, man.
I'd really appreciate it.

Talk to you when I can.

Operator.

A collect from Michael.

One moment.

I'm sorry, sir. The phone
must be off the hook.

Well, can you cut in?
This is an emergency, operator.

I did that, sir.

Can you help me out?

I might not get to...

It's a machine.
I can't tell it what to do.

You're sure
it's off the hook?

Yes, sir.
It's off the hook.

Penny, it smells so good.

I didn't know cooking
was one of your...

Hi.

Are you feeling better?

I got some mushrooms...

onions, dried tomatoes...

parsley...

Where's Penny?

Penny?

I told her to go home.

She'd just be a third wheel.

I took the phone off the hook
so you could get some sleep.

I didn't want you to have
any distractions.

Well, I'm not
sleeping now, am I?

I want you to leave.

Wait.

I know I shouldn't be here.

I know you're upset,

but let's stop kidding
ourselves, Karen.

We've been bending
over backwards

to do the right thing.

You playing the perfect wife,
me being the good friend.

I can't take it anymore.
I just can't.

Now we can stop pretending.

We can stop pretending now.

Pete, I'm very tired.

I need some time alone,
to be by myself.

I know. I know. Listen...

Come here. Sit down.

Sit down.

I know what's scaring you.

Listen.

I don't have to be
a cop anymore.

OK? I could do something
different with my life.

Something clean.

I think that's good.

No one should have
to live their life

the way you've been
living it, Pete.

You wouldn't have to
carry a gun anymore.

Why don't you put it away?

No gun.

No badge.

I better go cook.

Pete?

What?

I forgot about Tiny.

The cat.

I don't like leaving him
outside at night.

OK.

Be right back.

Karen?

You got him.

Yeah.

Hey, Tiny.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

You sure?

You seem really tense.

Yeah, I am a little bit.

Come here.

I know what you need.

Come here.

It's OK. Come on.

Move over.

Move over?

Come on. Let's go.

Go ahead, take my car.

I already risked my house
getting you out.

Put on your seat belt.

You keep all your tension
in your shoulders.

All up here.

Just relax.

Just relax.

Breathe.

I feel so lucky being
alone here with you.

Tell me how much
you love me.

It'll never be
as much as I love you.

Pete, don't.

Don't what?

Don't what?

I don't feel
very pretty right now.

Karen, you're beautiful.

No.

I want to look better.

I want to put on
something nice for you,

something that you'll like.

I'll call you when I'm ready.

Don't be long.

Slow down.

We won't make it.

You can't make it.

Michael, no!

Jesus!

Karen...

Are you looking
for this?

Yeah. You read my mind.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I hate the damn thing.

I wanted you
to get rid of it.

I thought you were
going to get changed.

Oh, fuck!

Pull over.

Hang on.

Don't shoot!
I'm a lawyer!

Get out!

What are you doing?

You're a sick, fucking,
brutal asshole.

Get out!

You're not going to shoot me.

I swear I'll kill you.

You're not going
to kill anyone.

You know that this is right.

Get away!

Put the gun down.

Put the gun down.

Try it again.
Shoot again.

Think I'd give you
a loaded fucking weapon?

See how things are now?

You little fucking
cock-teaser, is that it?

You're a cock-teaser.

You little cock-teaser?

You try to fucking shoot me?

You want to shoot me?

You know what you are, Karen?

You're a little fucking whore.

You're a worthless
fucking whore,

just like every fucking
whore I've ever met.

That's exactly how
I'm going to treat you.

That's exactly how
I'm going to treat you.

Get your fucking leg open!

I'm going to treat you
like a whore, Karen.

Get...

No!

No!

Michael!

Michael, he found your gun.

He's got it!

I got to get you
out of this house.

Come on.

Hello.

Yeah, this is Michael Carr.

Yeah. Thank you for calling.

I was... I was
swinging a golf club.

It went through the...

It went through
the patio window.

It's OK. Yeah.

There's glass everywhere,
but it's OK.

Yeah. Password's pyramid.

No.

No, I did not change
the password.

I did.

What's the password?

Figure it out, asshole.

Seven letters.

Fuck you.

This is going to
cost you, Michael.

Come on!

Get up here!

Karen...

You... mother... fucker!

Karen, this is the way it is.

We got two minutes
to get out of here.

If you don't
open the door,

Michael dies.

You understand?

He'll kill you, too. Stay...

Shut up.
Just shut up!

Don't come out of there.

Karen, there's no time
to fuck around.

He'll shoot me anyway, honey.

I'm not going to kill him.

Open up, and I'll
let Michael live.

If you don't, though, your
husband's dead, OK, Karen?

That's the way it is.

I'm counting to three.

1...

Honey, they're coming.

2!

They're coming!

Go ahead, asshole.

You're done!

Tell her to open
the fucking door now.

OK, OK.

Karen... Karen, don't
open the fucking door!

Michael!

What are you going
to do, tough guy?

You going to make
a citizen's arrest?

Going to arrest you?

All right, guys, let's go.

Right behind you.

Lonnie, get this going.

Got it.

Jackson...

Right.

Front door.