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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Ooh. Wow, you are
really giving it
to that turkey.
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Pro tip, you have to season
the turkey from the inside.
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It's much better that way.
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Okay.
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What is that?
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I got you a present.
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Open it.
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My hands are,
like, really buttery.
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Oh.
Could you...
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Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
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Is that...
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A really fancy
crystal turkey?
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Yeah, it is!
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Gobble, gobble, gobble.
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You really didn't have to.
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You don't like it?
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I mean, wow.
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Well, like,
Thanksgiving's
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not really
a gift-giving holiday,
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so there's
not really a lot of...
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good Thanksgiving gifts
to give.
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It's beautiful, really.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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I'm going to the gym.
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Can you please
be back by 4:00?
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Because that's
when Michael
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and his family
are gonna be here.
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Okay.
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And also,
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the turkey
is gonna be at its
peak deliciousness
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at exactly 6:00.
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Just chill out a little.
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I will not chill.
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It is Thanksgiving.
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Okay.
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Thanksgiving.
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I'll be back at 4:00.
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Thanksgiving.
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Mm-hmm. Okay.
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Ah, come on!
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"Jungle Juice"?
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Hey, Danny.
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Hey, Jacob.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Hey, hey.
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I'm all sweaty.
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The--Okay.
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Yeah. No, I was
just at the gym.
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Come on, dumb-ass. She was
asking you how you are.
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Oh.
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Sorry. I'm good.
I'm doing real good.
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Nah, I was just doing,
like, legs and arm--
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I'm--I gotta go shower.
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Ecch. Ooh.
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It's too much.
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So every year
on Thanksgiving,
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I turn into, like,
a Martha Stewart
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kind of
Thanksgiving monster,
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but there's a reason.
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I lost my father
on Thanksgiving
when I was young.
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That's why I think
it's important
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to tell
the people you love
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that you're
thankful for them.
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Too often, we don't
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until it's too late.
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In my family,
especially,
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after my Dad,
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I always felt
like everyone
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knew something
that I didn't.
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And here, with you all,
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I don't feel that way.
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So...
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And thank you
for sharing your family.
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Hey, can--
can you voice, please?
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No.
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Yeah. Okay, that was good.
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That was awesome.
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Yeah. Uh...
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I'm thankful for Kate,
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of course, because...
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I mean, I-I know
that you'll stand by me,
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like, no matter what.
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What's--What are
they talking about?
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What are they saying?
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You know, Danny,
I'm thinking
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that something you
could have said you
were thankful for
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is that, uh,
your fiancée
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doesn't know that you
don't have a job,
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but we all do.
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That would have
been something, huh?
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What the fuck did
you just say to me?
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Are you not getting it?
You don't deserve her,
you fucking loser.
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Danny, what the fuck?
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Just go back to sleep.
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It's nothing.
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* Lay with me, honey
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* For a while
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* You don't have to stay *
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* But if you do,
it'll be all right *
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* Let the weight of the world
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* Fall softly on my pillow
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* And rest
'til the morning light *
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* I'm not asking
for much of your time *
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* I just want
a piece of your mind *
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* But your mind
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* Is on the rest of the world
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* And how
can I compare to that? *
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