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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,104 --> 00:00:03,169 Oh, Baseball. America's pastime. Growing up, 2 00:00:03,225 --> 00:00:05,103 My brother, Barry, was one of those kids whose dream 3 00:00:05,259 --> 00:00:07,350 was to take the mound at Veterans Stadium. 4 00:00:07,554 --> 00:00:10,956 And then, one day, he got an actual shot to become a Philadelphia Philly, 5 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:14,730 thanks to one of the greatest gimmicks of the '80s, the radio call-in contest. 6 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:17,120 Angelo Cataldi here with the opportunity of a lifetime, 7 00:00:17,222 --> 00:00:19,989 the 100th caller throws out the first pitch 8 00:00:20,091 --> 00:00:21,424 at the Phillies game. 9 00:00:21,526 --> 00:00:24,127 Lucky, Adam, thank you for joining me. 10 00:00:24,162 --> 00:00:27,897 Today, Big Tasty wins the most coveted prize in AM radio. 11 00:00:27,966 --> 00:00:29,198 You do realize these are 12 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:30,933 virtually impossible to win, right? 13 00:00:31,002 --> 00:00:33,202 Not when you invented a top-secret formula 14 00:00:33,271 --> 00:00:35,505 that guarantees me to be the 100th caller. 15 00:00:35,573 --> 00:00:36,606 Seriously? How? 16 00:00:36,674 --> 00:00:39,108 Two words, Math matics. 17 00:00:39,177 --> 00:00:41,611 Just hit caller 85. So close. 18 00:00:41,713 --> 00:00:43,279 It's 1.7 seconds per call, 19 00:00:43,348 --> 00:00:45,481 so if I multiply the amount of callers 20 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:46,716 by the rate of calls, 21 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,684 then I dial them up in exactly... 22 00:00:48,753 --> 00:00:51,053 Dial right now! Don't wait another second! 23 00:00:51,156 --> 00:00:53,222 - 37 minutes. - Yeah, that's not right. 24 00:00:53,324 --> 00:00:54,657 Just hit caller 90. 25 00:00:54,726 --> 00:00:55,992 You should call right now! 26 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:58,361 You dare question my Texas Instruments?! 27 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:00,897 It's from Texas. That's where NASA is, bro! 28 00:01:00,965 --> 00:01:04,167 Caller 95! Get off your ass and call! 29 00:01:04,235 --> 00:01:06,335 Now we just sit and wait, Lucky. 30 00:01:06,404 --> 00:01:08,838 Congrats. You're the 100th caller. 31 00:01:08,940 --> 00:01:10,206 What?! That's impossible! 32 00:01:10,308 --> 00:01:12,008 What's your name, and where you from? 33 00:01:12,076 --> 00:01:14,143 Adam Goldberg. I'm from Jenkintown. 34 00:01:14,245 --> 00:01:16,078 Oh, no. 35 00:01:16,181 --> 00:01:18,815 This is amazing. I've literally never won anything. 36 00:01:18,917 --> 00:01:20,550 What the hell are you doing?! 37 00:01:20,652 --> 00:01:21,584 Yeah, I'll hold. 38 00:01:21,653 --> 00:01:23,719 Just stole your stupid baseball pitch. 39 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:26,229 You can't, dude! This pitch is an opportunity 40 00:01:26,264 --> 00:01:27,757 - of a lifetime! - How? 41 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:30,059 'Cause once the Phillies see my flamethrower, 42 00:01:30,128 --> 00:01:32,829 they'll give me a brand-new Mustang as a signing bonus. 43 00:01:32,897 --> 00:01:36,365 Aww, that's a shame, 'cause instead, you get to watch me. 44 00:01:36,434 --> 00:01:38,501 Please, I'll give you anything you want. 45 00:01:38,603 --> 00:01:40,682 - Go on. - My Sports Illustrated 46 00:01:40,717 --> 00:01:41,804 - football phone. - No. 47 00:01:41,873 --> 00:01:43,673 A Rubik's Cube with all the stickers 48 00:01:43,775 --> 00:01:45,608 - taken off so you always win. - No. 49 00:01:45,677 --> 00:01:47,844 - A leaf that looks like a boob. - Nope. 50 00:01:47,912 --> 00:01:49,679 This incredibly stretched-out Coke bottle 51 00:01:49,747 --> 00:01:51,314 - filled with colored sand. - Nah. 52 00:01:51,382 --> 00:01:52,915 - A limited-edition butt mug. - Pass. 53 00:01:52,984 --> 00:01:54,399 Super Madball Touchdown 54 00:01:54,444 --> 00:01:56,819 - Terror football. - Unh-unh. 55 00:01:55,887 --> 00:01:57,520 This awesome drawing I made of a leopard. 56 00:01:57,622 --> 00:01:58,721 Do better. 57 00:01:58,823 --> 00:02:00,957 My prized Kathy Ireland poster 58 00:02:01,025 --> 00:02:02,859 personally autographed to me. 59 00:02:02,961 --> 00:02:04,427 You misspelled "Kathy". 60 00:02:04,496 --> 00:02:05,795 Final offer... 61 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:09,031 Whenever Mom tries to snuggle you in any way, 62 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,367 I will act as a human shield to protect. 63 00:02:11,436 --> 00:02:12,735 Now that I'll take. 64 00:02:12,804 --> 00:02:14,704 - Ha, sucker. - Oh, yeah? 65 00:02:14,806 --> 00:02:18,040 Hey, Mama. Those vanilla-chunk cookies smell amazing. 66 00:02:18,109 --> 00:02:20,676 You know what else is an amazing vanilla chunk? 67 00:02:20,778 --> 00:02:23,145 You. 68 00:02:23,214 --> 00:02:24,480 Not on my watch. 69 00:02:24,582 --> 00:02:26,215 Barry, no. This neck nuzzle is for Adam. 70 00:02:26,317 --> 00:02:28,985 Well, you have no choice but to nuzzle my neck instead. 71 00:02:29,053 --> 00:02:31,354 Well, that's an unexpected win-win. 72 00:02:31,456 --> 00:02:34,724 Aah! Don't doubt yourself, Barry. Do it for the Phillies. 73 00:02:34,826 --> 00:02:36,826 This is so worth it. 74 00:02:36,928 --> 00:02:38,961 This really is! 75 00:02:39,063 --> 00:02:40,630 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 76 00:02:40,732 --> 00:02:44,267 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 77 00:02:44,369 --> 00:02:46,836 Synced and Corrected by YesCool www.addic7ed.com 78 00:02:46,938 --> 00:02:48,204 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 79 00:02:48,306 --> 00:02:52,308 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 80 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:54,043 It was May 2, 1980-something, 81 00:02:54,145 --> 00:02:56,212 and Erica was showing her best friend, Lainey, 82 00:02:56,314 --> 00:02:58,080 around the greatest place on Earth. 83 00:02:58,182 --> 00:02:59,682 Seriously, college is the best. 84 00:02:59,784 --> 00:03:02,084 My classes are, like, so interesting. 85 00:03:02,186 --> 00:03:05,221 Mine, too. I'm always like, "I did not know that." 86 00:03:05,323 --> 00:03:07,957 I love the parties and meeting smart people 87 00:03:08,059 --> 00:03:10,293 and living with my roommate, who is awesome. 88 00:03:10,395 --> 00:03:11,561 Tell me about it. 89 00:03:11,663 --> 00:03:13,596 I love my roommate, The Raven. 90 00:03:13,698 --> 00:03:15,531 - The what? - It's her Wiccan name. 91 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:17,433 She's so cool and artsy and chain smokes 92 00:03:17,535 --> 00:03:19,402 and flicks the ashes at me while I sleep. 93 00:03:19,504 --> 00:03:20,736 Yeah, she doesn't sound great. 94 00:03:20,838 --> 00:03:23,005 That's 'cause she's not! She's horrible and scary! 95 00:03:23,107 --> 00:03:25,107 And I hate her and everything else at college. 96 00:03:25,209 --> 00:03:26,609 - Well, thank God. - Me too! 97 00:03:26,711 --> 00:03:27,643 - Really? - Yes! 98 00:03:27,745 --> 00:03:29,145 I only said that college is the best 99 00:03:29,247 --> 00:03:30,913 because you seemed really positive about it. 100 00:03:31,015 --> 00:03:34,016 Oh, no. Fashion school was such a mistake. 101 00:03:34,118 --> 00:03:36,152 I like buying clothes and the wearing them part, 102 00:03:36,254 --> 00:03:38,721 but making my own stuff sucks 'cause I have to do the sewing. 103 00:03:38,823 --> 00:03:39,722 You know what's worse? 104 00:03:39,824 --> 00:03:40,990 I came here to play music, 105 00:03:41,092 --> 00:03:42,825 but all they make me do is read these big, 106 00:03:42,927 --> 00:03:43,926 boring textbooks about it. 107 00:03:44,028 --> 00:03:45,094 - You could sue. - For sure! 108 00:03:45,196 --> 00:03:47,096 I'm not a lawyer, but I have a real case here. 109 00:03:47,198 --> 00:03:49,131 God, I miss high school so much. 110 00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:51,133 You and me, singing in my room, 111 00:03:51,235 --> 00:03:52,602 dreaming of being stars. 112 00:03:52,704 --> 00:03:54,437 We were so young last year. 113 00:03:54,539 --> 00:03:55,771 Such a happy time. 114 00:03:55,873 --> 00:03:57,940 Honestly, I wish we could just forget about college, 115 00:03:58,042 --> 00:03:59,575 start a band, and have fun again. 116 00:04:00,812 --> 00:04:02,712 - Then let's do it. - Do what? 117 00:04:02,814 --> 00:04:03,913 Lainey, we're adults now. 118 00:04:04,015 --> 00:04:05,514 We can do whatever the hell we want. 119 00:04:05,617 --> 00:04:08,117 Yeah, I don't think I can just blow off school to start a band. 120 00:04:08,219 --> 00:04:09,952 I have a mid-term project due next week. 121 00:04:10,054 --> 00:04:12,154 So? I have a music theory final tomorrow 122 00:04:12,256 --> 00:04:14,690 and I haven't even cracked open this giant book. 123 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:15,691 Is this really happening? 124 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:16,726 Are we blowing off school 125 00:04:16,828 --> 00:04:17,927 to become a rock-'n'-roll super-group? 126 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:20,062 We'll be like Joan Jett meets The Bangles. 127 00:04:20,164 --> 00:04:21,664 - Meets Madonna. - Obviously! 128 00:04:21,766 --> 00:04:23,766 All we need now is a kick-ass lady drummer. 129 00:04:23,868 --> 00:04:25,101 Ooh, that's gonna be hard to find. 130 00:04:25,203 --> 00:04:26,902 - I'll do it. - Wait, really? 131 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,671 I thought you were an Art History major. 132 00:04:28,773 --> 00:04:30,006 My stupid mom forced me to take 133 00:04:30,108 --> 00:04:31,340 marching band in middle school. 134 00:04:31,442 --> 00:04:32,508 So you still play? 135 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:34,310 No, but I air-drum to Genesis, 136 00:04:34,412 --> 00:04:36,779 like, all the time and I'm, like, sick at it. 137 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:39,048 Okay, we got our drummer! It's fate! 138 00:04:39,117 --> 00:04:41,083 Seriously, what are the chances you end up with a roommate 139 00:04:41,185 --> 00:04:42,485 who likes the idea of drumming? 140 00:04:42,587 --> 00:04:44,220 This literally can't fail. 141 00:04:44,288 --> 00:04:46,422 Dude, look at her go! 142 00:04:46,524 --> 00:04:48,724 That probably sounds amazing. 143 00:04:48,793 --> 00:04:50,760 And so, my sister happily threw away 144 00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:51,994 her college education. 145 00:04:52,063 --> 00:04:53,362 Meanwhile, my dad was about to learn 146 00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:56,165 that Barry was one throw away from baseball glory. 147 00:04:56,234 --> 00:04:59,502 Father! In preparation for my pitch at the Vet, 148 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:02,238 it is essential I have a top-of-the-line radar gun 149 00:05:02,306 --> 00:05:04,073 that clocks my explosive fastball. 150 00:05:04,142 --> 00:05:06,542 How are you throwing out the first pitch at a Phillies game? 151 00:05:06,611 --> 00:05:09,011 W.I.P. call-in contest. 152 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,080 My boy's throwing out the first pitch? 153 00:05:11,182 --> 00:05:13,382 Here, take my card. Buy whatever you need. 154 00:05:13,451 --> 00:05:15,117 I cannot wait to show Mike Schmidt 155 00:05:15,219 --> 00:05:17,253 the nasty aspirin tablet I fire-hose in there! 156 00:05:17,321 --> 00:05:19,055 You only have one chance to dazzle the Phillies 157 00:05:19,157 --> 00:05:20,089 with your arm. Am I right? 158 00:05:20,191 --> 00:05:21,590 That's what I was thinking 159 00:05:21,693 --> 00:05:23,993 'cause there is a world where they see my bazooka 160 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,195 and I immediately get a contract and uniform. 161 00:05:26,264 --> 00:05:28,731 65,000 people at the Vet 162 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,633 are gonna see that flamethrower of yours. 163 00:05:30,702 --> 00:05:31,600 I'm sorry. 164 00:05:31,703 --> 00:05:33,402 I was just deturding some shrimp 165 00:05:33,471 --> 00:05:35,237 and I couldn't help but overhear. 166 00:05:35,339 --> 00:05:36,806 65,000 people? 167 00:05:36,874 --> 00:05:38,674 This is the opportunity of a lifetime. 168 00:05:38,776 --> 00:05:40,509 My boy's gonna make the Goldberg name proud. 169 00:05:40,578 --> 00:05:42,978 I won't let you down, Dad. I'm gonna bring the thunder. 170 00:05:43,047 --> 00:05:45,247 I cannot believe you're gonna be standing 171 00:05:45,349 --> 00:05:46,982 on the same grass with Mike Schmidt. 172 00:05:47,051 --> 00:05:48,117 It's too much! 173 00:05:48,186 --> 00:05:50,753 "Same grass"? We're gonna be on the same team. 174 00:05:50,822 --> 00:05:52,555 Can you imagine sharing a locker room with Schmidty? 175 00:05:52,623 --> 00:05:54,457 I'll grow a sweet moustache to match his 176 00:05:54,559 --> 00:05:56,358 and then we'll date twin weather girls. 177 00:05:56,427 --> 00:05:58,828 Promise me you'll grow a 'stache. Promise! 178 00:05:58,896 --> 00:06:01,831 Murray, are you sure about this? 179 00:06:01,899 --> 00:06:04,567 You know how Barry caves under the slightest pressure. 180 00:06:04,635 --> 00:06:05,701 I played baseball in high school. 181 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:06,669 Barry's got this. 182 00:06:06,771 --> 00:06:08,137 That makes no sense! 183 00:06:08,239 --> 00:06:10,239 One thing has nothing to do with the other. 184 00:06:10,341 --> 00:06:12,641 Every day, my moron kids come in here 185 00:06:12,744 --> 00:06:15,511 asking me for money for the dumbest of dreams. 186 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,446 Finally, I found one I can get behind. 187 00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:19,515 But you don't actually believe 188 00:06:19,617 --> 00:06:22,384 that Barry will be scouted onto the Phillies. 189 00:06:22,487 --> 00:06:24,487 Of course not, but you never know. 190 00:06:24,589 --> 00:06:26,255 - So you do think so? - Not a chance! 191 00:06:26,357 --> 00:06:27,456 Unless it happens. 192 00:06:27,525 --> 00:06:29,358 Okay, kind of giving me mixed signals here. 193 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:31,093 Listen to my words. 194 00:06:31,162 --> 00:06:34,830 I know Barry will never play for the Phillies, 195 00:06:34,899 --> 00:06:36,899 although crazier things have happened. 196 00:06:38,503 --> 00:06:39,869 For the first time ever, 197 00:06:39,937 --> 00:06:41,871 my mom was doubting one of her precious children. 198 00:06:41,973 --> 00:06:45,007 As for Erica, she was certain of her rock-'n'-roll destiny. 199 00:06:45,109 --> 00:06:49,044 A-one, two. A-one, two, three, four. 200 00:06:49,113 --> 00:06:51,614 That's sounded awesome, guys! 201 00:06:51,682 --> 00:06:53,549 That's, like, a totally tight intro. 202 00:06:53,651 --> 00:06:55,351 What a crazy-productive first day. 203 00:06:55,453 --> 00:06:57,019 I mean, we decided on our look. 204 00:06:57,088 --> 00:06:58,220 Super-feminine but tough. 205 00:06:58,289 --> 00:06:59,855 And our band name, "The Tangles". 206 00:06:59,957 --> 00:07:02,958 It, like, captures who we are, but also doesn't, at all. 207 00:07:03,027 --> 00:07:04,527 Now all that's left is the easy part, 208 00:07:04,629 --> 00:07:06,061 writing a totally original hit song 209 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:07,496 that changes rock 'n' roll forever. 210 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:09,031 Actually, I've been working on a little riff. 211 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,432 Let's hear it. 212 00:07:16,307 --> 00:07:17,873 Keep going. I think I got something. 213 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:22,178 ♪ I enjoy rockin' out ♪ 214 00:07:22,246 --> 00:07:25,047 ♪ So put another tape in the boom box, baby ♪ 215 00:07:25,116 --> 00:07:27,583 Within seconds, The Tangles stumbled upon an epic hit. 216 00:07:27,685 --> 00:07:29,418 But in their excitement, no one realized 217 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,986 how shockingly similar it was 218 00:07:31,088 --> 00:07:32,988 to a little song written by Joan Jett. 219 00:07:33,057 --> 00:07:35,391 ♪ I like rockin' out ♪ 220 00:07:35,459 --> 00:07:38,360 ♪ So come on over and jam with me ♪ 221 00:07:38,429 --> 00:07:40,129 I have chills! 222 00:07:40,231 --> 00:07:41,130 Oh, my God. 223 00:07:41,232 --> 00:07:42,331 Am I crazy, or is this a hit song? 224 00:07:42,433 --> 00:07:43,399 Oh, my God. 225 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:45,334 You are not crazy. It's bad-ass... 226 00:07:45,436 --> 00:07:46,402 Like, oh, my God! 227 00:07:46,504 --> 00:07:48,103 ...and totally defines The Tangles. 228 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,339 Okay, I wasn't gonna mention this in case we sucked, 229 00:07:50,441 --> 00:07:52,341 but now that we're amazing, I think it's time 230 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:54,877 I make a call and get us a gig at CBGB's. 231 00:07:54,946 --> 00:07:56,312 - What?! - What?! 232 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:59,048 My Uncle Louie's a bookie who knows the booker. 233 00:07:59,116 --> 00:08:00,382 Your uncle's the booker's bookie 234 00:08:00,484 --> 00:08:02,051 at the grittiest rock club in the world? 235 00:08:02,153 --> 00:08:04,019 Guys, playing New York has been my dream 236 00:08:04,088 --> 00:08:05,955 ever since we got together this morning. 237 00:08:06,057 --> 00:08:07,289 We got to make a bunch of fliers 238 00:08:07,391 --> 00:08:08,691 and rent a van for all our gear. 239 00:08:08,759 --> 00:08:10,392 Plus we need to make some super-cute merch 240 00:08:10,494 --> 00:08:11,460 that our fans will demand. 241 00:08:11,562 --> 00:08:13,128 We're gonna need money and lots of it. 242 00:08:13,197 --> 00:08:14,663 I'll cash in my meal card. 243 00:08:14,732 --> 00:08:17,566 It's like every decision we make continues to be perfect. 244 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:20,202 Ooh, Tangles forever! 245 00:08:20,972 --> 00:08:22,137 Let's go. 246 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,306 Look that ball in the face and catch it! 247 00:08:25,543 --> 00:08:28,010 - No flinching! - Rick, we need to talk. 248 00:08:28,079 --> 00:08:29,311 Lemme guess. 249 00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:30,980 Barry's throwing out the first pitch and you're worried. 250 00:08:31,082 --> 00:08:33,048 - Oh, you know about the pitch? - Everyone does. 251 00:08:33,117 --> 00:08:35,551 He got on the P.A. and assured us we'd all be forgotten 252 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,319 when he becomes a Major League star. 253 00:08:37,421 --> 00:08:38,954 Well, he is throwing out a ball 254 00:08:39,056 --> 00:08:40,623 in front of Mike Schmidt, so... 255 00:08:40,691 --> 00:08:42,224 There's a small chance, right? 256 00:08:42,326 --> 00:08:43,325 Wrong. 257 00:08:43,394 --> 00:08:45,094 You see that boy right there? 258 00:08:45,196 --> 00:08:48,230 That's Rubin Amaro Jr., baseball star, 259 00:08:48,332 --> 00:08:50,766 recruited nationally and currently dominating 260 00:08:50,835 --> 00:08:53,802 seven of his peers with the sheer power of his rifle arm. 261 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,539 And yet his chances of making it to the pros 262 00:08:57,642 --> 00:08:58,607 are almost zero. 263 00:08:58,709 --> 00:08:59,842 Wait, what? 264 00:08:59,944 --> 00:09:01,677 If anybody can do it, it's you, Rubin! 265 00:09:01,779 --> 00:09:03,512 So if Rubin might not be a Philly, 266 00:09:03,614 --> 00:09:05,447 what's the best case for Barry here? 267 00:09:05,549 --> 00:09:06,682 Best case? 268 00:09:06,751 --> 00:09:10,019 Barry uncorks a wild pitch and blinds a peanut vendor. 269 00:09:10,121 --> 00:09:11,186 I don't get it. 270 00:09:11,255 --> 00:09:13,522 Murray usually destroys the kids' dreams, 271 00:09:13,591 --> 00:09:16,625 but for some reason, this one time, he's on board. 272 00:09:16,727 --> 00:09:19,128 Well, unfortunately, your husband is suffering from 273 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:21,864 what we in the athletic community call "sports goggles." 274 00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:24,600 I heard something crack inside of me. Oh! 275 00:09:24,702 --> 00:09:26,702 "Sports goggles" are when a father gets 276 00:09:26,771 --> 00:09:29,371 so swept up by the promise of his son's athleticism, 277 00:09:29,473 --> 00:09:31,807 he's unable to see his own child's limitations. 278 00:09:31,909 --> 00:09:34,109 Interesting. I have never heard of that. 279 00:09:34,211 --> 00:09:36,145 Well, it's not unlike the thick "mom goggles" 280 00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:38,614 that you strap on every day that prevents you from seeing 281 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:41,283 the staggering mediocrity of your children. 282 00:09:41,385 --> 00:09:43,285 Please. I would never be so blind 283 00:09:43,387 --> 00:09:45,955 as to think that Barry could become a Philly. 284 00:09:46,057 --> 00:09:49,758 A professional model, sure, or doctor or doctor-model. 285 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,226 The point is, you got to get those 286 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,628 sports goggles off your husband. 287 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:53,963 But how? 288 00:09:54,065 --> 00:09:56,498 This is the first time I've ever seen that light in his eyes. 289 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,133 If you really love your son, 290 00:09:58,235 --> 00:10:00,869 you better figure out a way to snuff that light out. 291 00:10:00,972 --> 00:10:03,272 I'd like to go back to band now. 292 00:10:03,374 --> 00:10:04,807 No flinching! 293 00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:07,609 My mom was determined to protect Barry 294 00:10:07,784 --> 00:10:08,611 from becoming a laughingstock, 295 00:10:08,787 --> 00:10:11,268 and so began her mission to shut down the big pitch. 296 00:10:11,337 --> 00:10:13,904 Murray, we have a major issue we have to talk about right now. 297 00:10:13,973 --> 00:10:15,139 Sure thing. 298 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:17,642 Just need another 20 minutes for the lotion to settle in. 299 00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:19,877 What am I looking at? Why is this happening? 300 00:10:19,946 --> 00:10:22,680 My pitching coach is loosening up the 'ol slingshot 301 00:10:22,749 --> 00:10:24,615 so I can show Tug McGraw what's what. 302 00:10:24,717 --> 00:10:28,319 And you're gonna be doing it in style. 303 00:10:28,388 --> 00:10:31,522 Is that what I think it is?! 304 00:10:31,591 --> 00:10:33,124 A Phillies jersey? 305 00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:35,459 I can't wait to call all my friends and tell them. 306 00:10:35,528 --> 00:10:37,061 - It's nothing. - No, Dad. 307 00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:39,030 You made me the happiest boy in the world. 308 00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:41,699 You know, I always had a dream... 309 00:10:41,801 --> 00:10:43,434 Mur? Really gotta talk. 310 00:10:43,503 --> 00:10:45,002 ...to one day pitch for the Phillies 311 00:10:45,071 --> 00:10:47,271 - and that never happened. - Really gotta talk. 312 00:10:47,373 --> 00:10:49,573 And now, with you? You never know. 313 00:10:49,642 --> 00:10:51,609 We don't know, do we? 314 00:10:51,711 --> 00:10:52,877 And that's why I'm here. 315 00:10:52,979 --> 00:10:55,146 I have some information that suggests we know more 316 00:10:55,214 --> 00:10:57,548 than we think we do... Oh, God, I see Murray tears. 317 00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:58,649 I can't help it! 318 00:10:58,751 --> 00:11:01,218 No, don't you cry. If you cry, I'll cry. 319 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,621 I'm just so damn proud. 320 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:06,190 You know what? Talk to your mom. Let me get my bearings. 321 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:07,892 I just... 322 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,027 I wanted to tell Barry, uh... 323 00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:14,031 Don't pitch. 324 00:11:15,401 --> 00:11:16,834 Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"? 325 00:11:16,936 --> 00:11:19,036 No, I said "don't pitch." 326 00:11:19,105 --> 00:11:20,738 What? That's even worse! 327 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:22,306 Look, I spoke to Coach Mellor. 328 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,141 He said the most likely outcome here 329 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:26,243 is that you'll be a city-wide pariah. 330 00:11:26,345 --> 00:11:28,759 The fish that have teeth? Yes! 331 00:11:28,794 --> 00:11:29,814 They're the sharks of the river. 332 00:11:29,882 --> 00:11:31,082 Not "piranha," Barry. 333 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,350 I'm saying you'll be a laughingstock. 334 00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:36,353 Wow! This is just so typical of you. 335 00:11:36,422 --> 00:11:39,290 Beverly Goldberg, always stepping on her kids' dreams. 336 00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:41,959 No, I do the opposite! Everyone knows that! 337 00:11:42,061 --> 00:11:43,494 Murray, back me up here. 338 00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:45,763 I have to side with Bar on this one. 339 00:11:45,865 --> 00:11:48,232 You know, if I don't support his talent, 340 00:11:48,301 --> 00:11:50,034 then I have failed as a father. 341 00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:52,069 No! That's the thing that I say. 342 00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:53,804 "I failed as a mother." 343 00:11:53,906 --> 00:11:56,640 You said it, not me. 344 00:11:56,743 --> 00:11:59,443 What's up, Manhattan?! We are The Tangles! 345 00:11:59,512 --> 00:12:00,644 Whoo! 346 00:12:00,713 --> 00:12:02,279 I'm dating the lead singer and I took a bus up here 347 00:12:02,348 --> 00:12:04,682 at the drop of a hat 'cause I wanted to be supportive! 348 00:12:04,751 --> 00:12:06,751 - We're gonna play now. - I love you. 349 00:12:06,819 --> 00:12:09,887 A-two, three, four! 350 00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:11,756 ♪ I'm out here livin' on my own ♪ 351 00:12:11,824 --> 00:12:14,859 ♪ And it's the dream ♪ 352 00:12:14,927 --> 00:12:19,263 ♪ Nobody screaming at me to keep my bedroom clean ♪ 353 00:12:19,332 --> 00:12:21,065 With that, The Tangles unleashed 354 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:22,333 their hit single. 355 00:12:22,401 --> 00:12:24,068 It was catchy, it was rocking, 356 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,103 and it was already a Joan Jett song. 357 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:28,339 ♪ I enjoy rockin' out ♪ 358 00:12:28,441 --> 00:12:31,075 ♪ So put another tape in the boom box, baby ♪ 359 00:12:31,177 --> 00:12:33,244 ♪ I enjoy rockin' out ♪ 360 00:12:33,346 --> 00:12:35,746 ♪ So let's go to Sam Goody and buy a CD ♪ 361 00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:38,182 You gotta stop. 362 00:12:38,284 --> 00:12:39,183 Is it 'cause we're too good? 363 00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,451 Are you gonna sign us right here 364 00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:41,519 in the middle of the song? 365 00:12:41,621 --> 00:12:43,654 No. This club has a strict policy. 366 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:45,456 - No cover bands. - What? 367 00:12:45,525 --> 00:12:47,958 But this is a totally original song that we wrote ourselves. 368 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,126 Uh, babe. 369 00:12:49,195 --> 00:12:50,294 You know I totally love everything you do, 370 00:12:50,363 --> 00:12:52,096 but that was clearly "I Love Rock n' Roll". 371 00:12:52,198 --> 00:12:53,297 No way! 372 00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:55,966 That songs goes... "I love rock 'n' roll" 373 00:12:56,035 --> 00:12:58,602 ♪ So put another dime in the jukebox, baby" 374 00:12:58,704 --> 00:12:59,804 Ours goes... 375 00:12:59,906 --> 00:13:02,273 ♪ I enjoy rockin' out ♪ 376 00:13:02,341 --> 00:13:03,908 ♪ So put another tape in the boombox ♪ 377 00:13:03,976 --> 00:13:06,577 Oh, wow. We ripped off Joan Jett. 378 00:13:06,646 --> 00:13:08,979 Yeah. That's why it sounded so familiar. 379 00:13:09,048 --> 00:13:11,081 Okay, well... 380 00:13:11,184 --> 00:13:12,917 that happens, but you know what? 381 00:13:12,985 --> 00:13:14,685 We promise, there is no band 382 00:13:14,787 --> 00:13:16,353 as groundbreaking as The Tangles. 383 00:13:16,455 --> 00:13:17,454 I agree. 384 00:13:17,523 --> 00:13:18,789 Now that you say it out loud, 385 00:13:18,858 --> 00:13:20,424 our name sounds a lot like The Bangles. 386 00:13:20,526 --> 00:13:21,859 - Also true. - Okay. 387 00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:24,728 Well, aside from ripping off our song and name, 388 00:13:24,831 --> 00:13:27,231 our style and look is totally original. 389 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,234 You do realize that you're all dressed like Madonna, right? 390 00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:32,736 You're supposed to be on our side, Uncle Louie! 391 00:13:32,805 --> 00:13:34,104 Just play something else. 392 00:13:34,173 --> 00:13:36,874 Stop pressuring us. I am freaking out. 393 00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:39,176 Okay, don't freak out. We got this, girls. 394 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:41,245 Two, three, four. 395 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:44,315 We got nothin'. 396 00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:45,816 I love you. 397 00:13:45,885 --> 00:13:47,885 As The Tangles flamed out, my brother's baseball career 398 00:13:47,954 --> 00:13:49,854 was heating up and that meant locking down 399 00:13:49,922 --> 00:13:52,256 the perfect look for his Topps trading card. 400 00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:54,692 But not everyone around him was stoking the flames. 401 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,093 Whatcha boys doing? 402 00:13:56,195 --> 00:13:59,263 We're working on some poses for our rookie baseball card. 403 00:13:59,365 --> 00:14:01,398 I like the stance. Very rugged. 404 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,500 Bup, bup, only people who believe in me 405 00:14:03,603 --> 00:14:06,136 are allowed to comment on how rugged this stance is. 406 00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:09,173 About that. I'm sorry I panicked. 407 00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:11,175 Of course I believe in you, boopie. 408 00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:14,545 In fact, I bought you some balls so Mama can see that arm cannon. 409 00:14:14,614 --> 00:14:16,513 All right, 17. Go get your glove. 410 00:14:16,616 --> 00:14:18,215 Wow, we haven't had a game of catch 411 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,184 since I got kicked out of T-ball for throwing the bat. 412 00:14:20,286 --> 00:14:23,153 Ooh! You put some hot sauce on that one. 413 00:14:23,222 --> 00:14:25,556 Here comes some cheese with extra hot sauce. 414 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,324 See, Bevy? Kid's a natural. 415 00:14:27,426 --> 00:14:28,492 He really is. 416 00:14:28,561 --> 00:14:30,694 You know, I cannot wait to watch you pitch 417 00:14:30,796 --> 00:14:32,663 from 60 feet, 6 inches. 418 00:14:32,765 --> 00:14:33,964 Why would we do that? 419 00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:37,268 'Cause that's how far the mound is from home plate. 420 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,803 I thought they just threw from where it feels right. 421 00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:41,672 Come on. You got this. Back it up. 422 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:45,442 Okay. 423 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,810 Go back a little further, schmoopie. 424 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,681 Okay, halfway there. 425 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,083 Ah, keep going. Almost there. 426 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,819 And stop. 427 00:14:55,888 --> 00:14:58,155 Oh, I forgot I marked it with tape. 428 00:14:58,257 --> 00:15:00,925 Anyway, let 'er rip! 429 00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:03,727 Man, looks closer on TV! 430 00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:06,597 You got this, 17! Smoke it in here! Let's go! 431 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:13,737 It's got the height! I just need control! 432 00:15:13,839 --> 00:15:16,840 - Just a warm-up. - Are you sure it's this far?! 433 00:15:16,943 --> 00:15:19,009 Kind of seems like it'd be very taxing 434 00:15:19,111 --> 00:15:20,344 on a pitcher's arm! 435 00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:22,746 No, that's right. I looked it up in the library. 436 00:15:22,815 --> 00:15:23,847 Okay. 437 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:26,116 Here comes the heat for real this time. 438 00:15:34,026 --> 00:15:35,225 This is bad. 439 00:15:35,328 --> 00:15:36,427 Yes, it is. 440 00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:38,128 Whoo! 441 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:41,632 When I throw, I feel God's power! 442 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,300 We can't let him do this. 443 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,501 We're [bleep] Ooh. 444 00:15:44,603 --> 00:15:46,203 My dad finally saw the light. 445 00:15:46,305 --> 00:15:49,440 As for The Tangles, they were facing their dark future. 446 00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:50,474 I don't know what's worse. 447 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:51,842 The fact that we bombed so hard 448 00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:53,777 or the fact that we blew all our money on merch. 449 00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:56,113 Way to make a splash, rock stars! 450 00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:58,949 Geoff, I love you, but please don't try to spin this disaster. 451 00:15:59,051 --> 00:16:00,584 Okay, so you got a little ambitious, 452 00:16:00,686 --> 00:16:01,785 but forget about the merch. 453 00:16:01,887 --> 00:16:03,787 At the end of the day, you're still in college 454 00:16:03,889 --> 00:16:06,023 with a roof over your head and food in your tummy. 455 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:07,358 I cashed in my meal plan. 456 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:09,727 Uh-huh, that makes sense, but why would you do that? 457 00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:12,429 But it's fine because it's all about the sacrifice. 458 00:16:12,531 --> 00:16:13,597 Just ask The Beatles. 459 00:16:13,699 --> 00:16:15,399 We failed out, which at the time made sense 460 00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:17,134 because we were gonna be rock stars. 461 00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:18,569 Say what now? 462 00:16:20,306 --> 00:16:23,007 And... someone stole the van. 463 00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:25,009 We are not good at this. 464 00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:27,958 My dad was desperate to protect Barry, 465 00:16:28,143 --> 00:16:30,237 so he turned to a seasoned athletic scrub, me. 466 00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:31,961 Hey, pal. Looking spry. 467 00:16:32,063 --> 00:16:32,995 It's a Power Pad. 468 00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:34,764 Look at my son, the sports nut. 469 00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:36,465 It's more like tap-dancing than sports. 470 00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,600 So it's settled. 471 00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:39,635 You're gonna take the pitch from Barry. 472 00:16:39,704 --> 00:16:41,237 Good talking to you, pal. 473 00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:42,505 Whoa! Stop! 474 00:16:42,573 --> 00:16:45,341 What? I can't throw an actual ball in public. 475 00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:47,576 Come on. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 476 00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:49,879 An opportunity of a lifetime I don't want. 477 00:16:49,981 --> 00:16:51,347 Mom, help me out! 478 00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:52,348 Don't make me do this 479 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,083 opportunity of a lifetime, please. 480 00:16:54,152 --> 00:16:55,618 So help me, if you don't take this 481 00:16:55,687 --> 00:16:57,553 opportunity of a lifetime, I will ground you. 482 00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:59,088 Okay, I cannot stand by 483 00:16:59,157 --> 00:17:01,324 and let this opportunity of a lifetime 484 00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:02,625 tear this family apart. 485 00:17:02,727 --> 00:17:04,226 Let's just give this godforsaken 486 00:17:04,295 --> 00:17:05,828 opportunity of a lifetime back. 487 00:17:05,897 --> 00:17:07,496 You can't just give it back. 488 00:17:07,565 --> 00:17:09,765 It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 489 00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,768 Opportunity of a lifetime? I'm intrigued. 490 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,170 Great. 491 00:17:14,238 --> 00:17:15,604 Al will throw out the first pitch at the Phillies' game. 492 00:17:15,673 --> 00:17:16,872 Oh, God, no. 493 00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:19,842 What kind of a ferkokte opportunity is this? 494 00:17:19,944 --> 00:17:21,911 Barry, you like baseball. 495 00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:25,448 Have I got an opportunity of a lifetime for you. 496 00:17:25,516 --> 00:17:28,751 Are you trying to give away my opportunity of a lifetime? 497 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:29,885 Come on, Bar. 498 00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:32,254 We both know all that stuff was just talk. 499 00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:34,190 But I promised I'd make you proud. 500 00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:36,392 I just don't want to see you get hurt. 501 00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:38,728 Too late. 502 00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:45,735 You know, even though we totally bombed 503 00:17:45,837 --> 00:17:49,372 and threw away our futures and have no money to get home, 504 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,240 these past few days have been the most fun 505 00:17:51,342 --> 00:17:52,975 that I've had since going to college. 506 00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:54,343 It really was like the old days, huh? 507 00:17:54,412 --> 00:17:56,479 Totally... if I were there. 508 00:17:58,249 --> 00:17:59,248 Oh. Oh, I'm not... 509 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:02,852 No, you are. I mean, we are. 510 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,420 Be generous if you like what you hear. 511 00:18:04,489 --> 00:18:08,791 ♪ Beat was going strong, playing my favorite song ♪ 512 00:18:08,893 --> 00:18:09,925 What are you doing? 513 00:18:10,028 --> 00:18:11,093 Getting us home. 514 00:18:11,162 --> 00:18:12,928 ♪ I could tell it wouldn't be long ♪ 515 00:18:12,997 --> 00:18:15,498 ♪ Till he was with me, yeah, me ♪ 516 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,667 ♪ Singing I love rock 'n' roll ♪ 517 00:18:18,736 --> 00:18:21,137 ♪ So put another dime in the jukebox, baby ♪ 518 00:18:21,239 --> 00:18:23,506 ♪ I love rock 'n' roll ♪ 519 00:18:23,574 --> 00:18:26,108 ♪ So come and take your time and dance with me ♪ 520 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:29,578 What are you doing? 521 00:18:29,647 --> 00:18:31,380 Just getting rid of this old junk. 522 00:18:31,449 --> 00:18:33,716 Old junk? The Philly Phanatic? 523 00:18:33,818 --> 00:18:35,584 You used to take this with you everywhere. 524 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:37,286 I was a dumb kid back then. 525 00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:39,588 You do realize that if you throw out the pitch, 526 00:18:39,657 --> 00:18:41,891 you'll meet this goofy green bastard in person. 527 00:18:41,993 --> 00:18:43,359 Come on, we all saw what happens 528 00:18:43,461 --> 00:18:44,693 when I try to throw the heat. 529 00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:47,229 Look, it's my fault. 530 00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:49,131 This whole baseball thing made me feel like 531 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,801 a kid again and... 532 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,837 It was... It was great. 533 00:18:54,939 --> 00:18:59,241 I was living through my boy, but I took it too far. 534 00:18:59,343 --> 00:19:01,377 Oh, hey. I was just walking by. 535 00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:03,345 Whatcha guys talking about? 536 00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:04,914 How Dad believed in me too much 537 00:19:04,982 --> 00:19:06,715 and you didn't believe in me at all. 538 00:19:06,784 --> 00:19:08,784 Well, that was a shocking change of pace, 539 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,052 and I'm sorry. 540 00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:11,987 But the truth is, it doesn't matter 541 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:13,789 how we feel about the pitch. 542 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,158 What matters is that you go for it. 543 00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:18,461 Just toss the ball around and have fun. 544 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,863 Now that I can do. 545 00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:25,434 Turns out, that pitch was the opportunity of a lifetime. 546 00:19:25,503 --> 00:19:27,069 It wouldn't make Barry a Philly, 547 00:19:27,171 --> 00:19:30,005 but it did get him playing catch with my dad again. 548 00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:32,875 ♪ I love rock 'n' roll ♪ 549 00:19:32,977 --> 00:19:35,444 ♪ So put another dime in the jukebox, baby ♪ 550 00:19:35,546 --> 00:19:37,980 ♪ I love rock 'n' roll ♪ 551 00:19:38,049 --> 00:19:40,316 ♪ So come on, take the time and dance with me ♪ 552 00:19:40,384 --> 00:19:41,717 I'm gonna make you proud, Dad. 553 00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:43,219 You already have. 554 00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:44,820 Sure, I had one of those dads 555 00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:47,389 who wasn't much of a dreamer, but thanks to my brother, 556 00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:50,092 for one night, he got to be. 557 00:19:50,161 --> 00:19:53,062 There it is. He lobbed it right in there. 558 00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:55,764 He was so good! Oh, he's a natural! 559 00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:57,533 He didn't even throw from the mound. 560 00:19:57,635 --> 00:19:59,001 They're gonna sign him! 561 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:00,736 They're gonna sign my baby! 562 00:20:00,838 --> 00:20:02,037 Just let her have this. 563 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:04,140 - He's a pro all right! - Yes! 564 00:20:04,242 --> 00:20:07,276 ♪ So come on, take your time and dance with me ♪ 565 00:20:07,345 --> 00:20:09,145 Wow, this seems like more than enough money 566 00:20:09,247 --> 00:20:10,246 for you to get back to school. 567 00:20:10,348 --> 00:20:12,314 Oh, I'm not going back. 568 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,817 This right here? This is what I want to do. 569 00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:16,018 Well, you're not doing it alone. 570 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,853 Screw it! I'm in! 571 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,522 Ahh! 572 00:20:19,624 --> 00:20:21,957 ♪ I love rock 'n' roll ♪ 573 00:20:22,059 --> 00:20:23,125 It was official. 574 00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:24,493 Erica was dropping out 575 00:20:24,595 --> 00:20:26,362 to chase her rock-'n'-roll fantasies. 576 00:20:26,464 --> 00:20:28,531 That's the thing about dreaming big... 577 00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:33,569 If you believe just enough, you can make anything a reality. 578 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:35,648 __ 579 00:20:36,773 --> 00:20:39,173 Throwing out a ceremonial first ball 580 00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:41,909 is Barry Goldberg. 581 00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:43,378 Can you imagine, though, growing up here 582 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,879 and you get to throw out a first pitch? No question. 583 00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:49,150 From the Philadelphia Phillies, Michael Schmidt! 584 00:20:49,252 --> 00:20:50,418 You're throwing out a first pitch 585 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,120 to the greatest Philly that ever lived. 586 00:20:52,222 --> 00:20:53,655 I think the greatest thing about that first pitch 587 00:20:53,757 --> 00:20:56,057 is Barry saying, "That's Mike Schmidt." 588 00:20:57,193 --> 00:20:59,616 I tell you what, give him credit, too. 589 00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:04,429 Synced and Corrected by YesCool www.addic7ed.com 44492

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