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TRAY: In prison, I read
the entire dictionary,
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but dallying through the dictionary
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turned out to be an
exercise in futility,
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ineffectiveness, and uselessness...
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♪♪
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...until I read the Whooping
Crane mates for life.
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That was inspiring.
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That means even if the
male crane gets locked up,
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the girl crane stays alone
until they are reunited.
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She certainly doesn't nest
up with some white-feather
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Johnny-come-lately
Crane from Connecticut.
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I mean, what kind of
shit is that, Shay...
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I mean, Crane?!
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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That plane leaves the ground
and you're not with him,
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you'll regret it.
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Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow,
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but soon and for the
rest of your life.
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FELONY: Come on, Gustavo. Put the game on.
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Gustavo, don't you touch
that fuckin' remote, man.
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It's "Casablanca." It's a classic.
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Why would I wanna watch this, Tray?
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A bunch of white folks
standin' around talkin'.
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On the surface.
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It's really about two lovers
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who ain't seen each other in years.
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Now they got people and
obstacles all in their way.
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You know something?
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This movie is about me.
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This movie about me and Shay.
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I'm Rick Blaine, and she's the woman.
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Just like this movie, I'm
gonna get my girl back.
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Watch!
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Actually, Rick doesn't get her back.
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She leaves with that dude Victor.
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Mm. [SCOFFS]
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Turn this shit off, Gustavo. Thank you.
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Finally.
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Damn it!
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That brings shit up, man.
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Got me all heat now, man.
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My girl, man!
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Got a new life. New man.
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Happy as shit.
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I can't even sleep
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because of this bullshit going down.
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GUSTAVO: Actually, what
you need to do, my man,
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is get a fresh start.
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The only way to get over your old bitch
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is to get a new bitch.
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Speak your truth, Gustavo.
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Go on a date, man. It's healthy.
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Fuck you know about healthy?
You're a sex offender.
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[SCOFFS]
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I can introduce you to
somebody if you want.
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Big Country, not in the mood.
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Not interested.
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Bet I could change your mind.
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- Ain't gonna happen.
- [LAUGHS] Okay, okay.
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Big Country, you wastin' your time.
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My ex is dope! She got the package...
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Intelligence, sense of humor, and vagina!
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Somebody say "vagina"?
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Oh, ho!
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Yeah, y'all gonna make room
for an expert right here,
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'cause "Pussy" is my middle name.
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[LAUGHS] Did y'all just hear that?
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He said his name is "Pussy."
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[LAUGHTER]
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I did not say it was... I said
it was my middle name!
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- [LAUGHTER]
- You know what?
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You might think you
got a lot of them jokes,
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but I'ma tell you...
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I knew a guy who had spent
a long time in prison.
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When he got out after doing his bid,
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hadn't used his stuff.
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You end up with testicular atrophy.
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That is blue balls.
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This was very severe.
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The... The balls had
dried up and withered up,
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and one of them was like a raisin.
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Yeah, you know what?
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I think the one-ball fellow was you.
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[LAUGHS] He most certainly was not.
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Well, show us your nut sack, Mullins.
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I'm... I'm not showing you my nut sack!
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- Show us both of 'em.
- ALL: [CHANTING] Nut sack!
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- Nut sack?
- Nut sack! Nut sack!
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♪ Mullins only got
one ball in his sack ♪
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ALL: Nut sack! Nut sack! Nut sack!
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I ain't showin' you nothing!
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[IMITATES GUITAR PLAYING]
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Tray!
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Come here! This is Krystal.
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Now, I snuck her up here to meet you.
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Hey, Tray.
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Um...
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I think you should get
to know her like today
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because tomorrow, she is booked.
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Krystal, you're probably a nice person,
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but I think I'm gonna pass.
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Well, if you change your mind...
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♪
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[ LION ROARS]
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...you know where to find me.
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[SNIFFS] The Bronx?
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Look, you gotta get back out there, baby.
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Let me introduce to the future, all right?
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I'm gonna take a couple of photos.
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I got some costumes.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Write your little bio.
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And then before you know it,
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you're gonna be swimming
in tenderonis, man!
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- Fine.
- [LAUGHS]
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All right, all right, okay.
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First, we gotta seduce
them into swiping right.
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You know what I'm saying?
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That's how they... They let you
know they're feelin' you or whatever.
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So, we gotta highlight your best features.
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- You know what I mean?
- My features?
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Ye... Okay, okay, all right.
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For example...
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you got nice eyes, son.
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I do?
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Yeah, yeah.
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[LAUGHS]
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All right, so how about this...
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So, what... what... What
did Shay like about you?
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♪
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She liked, uh...
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She liked my stroke.
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Okay, all right. We gonna put that.
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"Stroke"...
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My foot game... My foot-rub game.
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- "Foot-rub game"...
- Foot-rub game.
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Yeah, mm-hmm.
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She liked my cooking.
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Okay.
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Most of all, she liked my sense of humor.
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- Most of all.
- Okay.
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And I'm a great provider.
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A'ight. And...
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But my money ain't movin'
like that right now, Bobby.
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What that got...
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No, these broke-ass thots
don't need all that, son!
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Look, that's what's dope about the app.
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You can lie your ass off!
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You can... Matter of
fact, let me show you that.
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[LAUGHS]
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Where you get the horse from?
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The stables at Prospect Park.
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$42 an hour.
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It paid for itself in ass that night.
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Genius movie, but that don't
even look like you, Bobby.
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I know!
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Oh, come on. Yo, come on, son.
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One date. One date!
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I already did that with Shay!
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We had something special, man.
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Locked and loaded. We was together!
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All right, all right.
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A little tough love right now, all right?
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Shay ain't thinkin' 'bout you, cuz.
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She thinkin' about the man
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she wakin' up to every morning she married,
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she raisin' kids with.
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Meanwhile, you at home
starin' at the ass print
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from Big Country's top bunk!
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It ain't heathy, Tray.
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- Here, put it on there.
- Ha ha!
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Let's... Come on, let's
take some pictures, baby!
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Let's go.
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It's all love, baby. Show the...
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Yeah, let me see the flower.
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Let me see the flower. Uhn!
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Bam... There it is. Put it up in the air.
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Put it up in the air like you a VIP.
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Ow!
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You in the club. Wap, wap!
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That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Get it wet now! Unh!
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All right, come on,
son, give me the Denzel.
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Come on, I'm talking '90s Denzel, man.
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Hold the g... Get the gun in.
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Hold the gun in. Yeah, n-no...
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Nah, I'm talkin' about "Glory."
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"Glory"? You didn't say "Glory."
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Yeah, now "Fences"! You givin' me...
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- [GROANING]
- Yes! Yes!
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Oh, that's it. That's it. All right.
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Bobby, I'm tired of this, man.
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You got me crying all day, man.
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Come on, don't do that right now!
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♪
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What you want? What you want?
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Get me a wing and a keel
breast and a biscuit.
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All right, let me get a wing,
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keel breast, and a biscuit.
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Let me get a, uh...
Let me get a two-piece.
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Take it Jay. He'll get that.
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- Any bites yet?
- Not a clue.
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What are you doing?
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No, come on, son!
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I need you to focus, baby.
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- Let's go, man.
- I'm getting to it.
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Yo, you not getting
to it! You lollygagging!
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You starin' at Shay right now, m...
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All right. Listen,
I'ma... I'ma get you right.
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Hold up. Let me open
up this app real quick.
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Boom, boom, boom.
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There it is.
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Right, cute, and she a little flirty?
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That's what you're lookin' for right there.
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You know what I'm sayin'? No?
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- Too short.
- Too short?!
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- Too short.
- Whatcha...
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She bangin'! She is b...
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Yo, and she look like she
got all her teeth, son.
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- Bobby.
- That's a win.
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Nah, listen, Bobby, I need a
girl who's about something, man.
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Some substance, man. Been
through the shit, man.
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- Next.
- Yo!
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All right. All right. All right.
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I got that. I...
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L-Look at that.
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- Let me see.
- Uh-huh. Come on, son.
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Look like she been through some shit.
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- You know what I mean?
- No, man.
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I don't trust no one that
found religion before prison.
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You right. You right. You right.
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My... You right on that.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait.
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Give me a second.
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Give me a second. Give...
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This... This her right here.
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Check out. What about her?
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She is fine.
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Tamara... 37,
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divorcee, 2 kids.
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Yeah.
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Ooh! And look at this up top!
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It says, "I'm a nice person."
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- That's the nail in the coffin for a kiss.
- There it is. Come on.
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There it is. So, whatcha gonna do, son?
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- [LAUGHS]
- What do you mean what am I gonna do?
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Whatcha gonna do? You gonna swipe right?
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Swipe right. Bam!
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All right, now, look, look, look now.
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I don't want you to get discouraged.
It may take a couple of days.
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- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- You know what I'm sayin'?
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- Ooh! A match.
- What?!
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Right there. Look. We matched right there.
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Oh, you in the game, baby!
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- [LAUGHS]
- Ah!
256
00:08:21,908 --> 00:08:23,311
- Let's go.
- I am, man.
257
00:08:23,345 --> 00:08:24,981
- Chicken and bisc...
- You got my keel breast?
258
00:08:25,015 --> 00:08:26,385
You put my keel breast in there?
259
00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:27,870
- Hey, keel breast in here?
- Yes.
260
00:08:27,895 --> 00:08:29,798
Let me g... Can I get some more hot sauce?
261
00:08:29,831 --> 00:08:30,966
Ain't no hot sauce.
262
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,336
Come on, s... And where the drinks at, man?
263
00:08:32,368 --> 00:08:33,704
Where the dr... What y'all doing?
264
00:08:33,738 --> 00:08:35,374
- Right here.
- What y'all doing today?
265
00:08:35,408 --> 00:08:36,811
- Bring the drinks.
- Come on, man.
266
00:08:36,843 --> 00:08:38,680
- I'm in it.
- Y'all... Y'all slippin' today.
267
00:08:38,714 --> 00:08:40,850
- Look how she looks, man.
- I know. She bangin'.
268
00:08:40,884 --> 00:08:43,456
♪ Tray got a girl, Tray got a girl ♪
269
00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:45,458
♪ Tray got a girl in the world, ha! ♪
270
00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,729
♪ Tray got a girl, Tray got a girl ♪
271
00:08:47,764 --> 00:08:49,616
♪ Tray got a girl in the world ♪
272
00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,935
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
273
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,029
Hello?
274
00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:57,617
TAMARA: Hi, Tray.
275
00:08:58,265 --> 00:08:59,735
Oh, you cute!
276
00:09:00,234 --> 00:09:01,771
[CHUCKLES] Hi, TaMara.
277
00:09:01,771 --> 00:09:03,407
It's nice to meet you.
278
00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:05,733
It's so nice to meet you, too.
279
00:09:07,389 --> 00:09:08,927
Whatcha wearin'?
280
00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,629
Oh, I just got out the shower, boo.
281
00:09:10,949 --> 00:09:12,608
You know, I'm gettin' ready for you.
282
00:09:12,608 --> 00:09:13,725
Just grooming up.
283
00:09:13,725 --> 00:09:15,103
You know, I don't be getting
in the shower for everybody,
284
00:09:15,103 --> 00:09:16,639
but I did that for you.
285
00:09:16,673 --> 00:09:17,871
[CHUCKLES]
286
00:09:17,871 --> 00:09:20,293
Well, I just thought
that I would FaceTime you
287
00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:22,846
and get that awkward first
meeting out of the way
288
00:09:22,871 --> 00:09:25,476
so that when we see each
other later on tonight
289
00:09:25,508 --> 00:09:27,148
it would be like, "Oh!
290
00:09:27,173 --> 00:09:29,682
Okay, so nice to see you again!"
291
00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:31,356
To be honest,
292
00:09:31,391 --> 00:09:33,094
I was a little nervous
about all this, you know,
293
00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:35,064
but that... that was adorable as fuck.
294
00:09:35,864 --> 00:09:37,219
[LAUGHS] Thank you.
295
00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:39,162
You really shine on my heart, Shay.
296
00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,154
What?
297
00:09:40,155 --> 00:09:41,425
Ooh, shit!
298
00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:42,452
Fuck.
299
00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,814
She sounds cute.
300
00:09:44,839 --> 00:09:47,910
- Mullins!
- I see you got your little shirt ready.
301
00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:50,231
You got your jeans all fresh,
302
00:09:50,231 --> 00:09:51,948
Timbos lined up, ready to go.
303
00:09:51,948 --> 00:09:53,149
You got a date?
304
00:09:53,183 --> 00:09:54,587
Get off my bed, Mullins.
305
00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,557
I don't want you leavin' bed
bugs and shit on my sheets!
306
00:09:57,636 --> 00:09:59,548
You hurtin' my feelings today, Barker.
307
00:09:59,696 --> 00:10:01,499
Why you had to tell them that I was the one
308
00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:04,089
that might've been the
one that the one ball, huh?
309
00:10:04,661 --> 00:10:06,741
You really think you're
a bigger player than me?
310
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,943
Whatever, Mullins.
311
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,413
Mm. Okay.
312
00:10:09,447 --> 00:10:12,018
Well, since we don't want
to talk statistics,
313
00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:13,285
let's talk logistics.
314
00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:15,813
You better have your ass back in here
315
00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:18,213
by 11:59 tonight, Cinderella,
316
00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:19,686
'cause that's the curfew.
317
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,921
11:59?
318
00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:22,592
Come on, you know I got
a date tonight, Mullins!
319
00:10:22,626 --> 00:10:24,163
Well, I don't make the rules.
320
00:10:24,163 --> 00:10:25,365
I just enforce 'em
321
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,059
on wise-ass ex-convicts
like yourself.
322
00:10:28,574 --> 00:10:30,188
Hey, Mullins. Mullins.
323
00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:31,140
Mullins, man.
324
00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,943
No need to get hasty. Man, listen.
325
00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:34,528
I want you to come with us.
326
00:10:35,149 --> 00:10:37,265
Mm. [LAUGHS]
327
00:10:39,523 --> 00:10:41,026
Oh, you got you a little freak!
328
00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:42,663
You got a little freak right there.
329
00:10:42,697 --> 00:10:43,966
Okay, you know what?
330
00:10:43,999 --> 00:10:45,536
We just need to lay some ground rules down
331
00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:47,371
'cause the last time I had a threesome...
332
00:10:47,404 --> 00:10:48,836
I-I just end up by myself.
333
00:10:48,922 --> 00:10:50,591
I was... I rolled up to Connecticut.
334
00:10:50,626 --> 00:10:52,096
When I came back, they had robbed me.
335
00:10:52,128 --> 00:10:53,534
Mullins, try to understand me.
336
00:10:53,534 --> 00:10:55,437
I'm talking about me, Tamara, you,
337
00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:57,442
and one of your fine ladies, okay?
338
00:10:57,804 --> 00:10:59,674
I know you can get on the phone
339
00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:01,243
and call one of them fine-ass lodi dodis
340
00:11:01,276 --> 00:11:03,713
- you talkin' about.
- Of course! Oh, of course.
341
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,184
Yeah. That's
easy. I-I-I'll...
342
00:11:05,218 --> 00:11:07,288
I'm... I'm runnin'
through my mind right now.
343
00:11:07,322 --> 00:11:09,058
I got four, five of them I can call.
344
00:11:09,092 --> 00:11:10,783
- Okay, so we got a double date?
- Yeah.
345
00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:12,743
- Double date.
- Don't be late.
346
00:11:13,284 --> 00:11:15,125
- It's us.
- Nah, I wouldn't ditch you.
347
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,371
You gonna show me something.
348
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,549
[CHUCKLES]
349
00:11:24,713 --> 00:11:26,409
So, how'd you find this place?
350
00:11:26,464 --> 00:11:29,136
Well, actually, I came here to get a job.
351
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,615
Heard the food was good.
352
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:33,622
I said, "Well, let me make a
contribution to the reputation."
353
00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:36,730
So, it didn't work out, huh?
354
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,900
[CHUCKLES] Nah. Creative
differences with me
355
00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:40,504
and the white dude up front there.
356
00:11:40,538 --> 00:11:43,375
♪
357
00:11:43,879 --> 00:11:45,063
That's okay, though.
358
00:11:45,383 --> 00:11:48,010
'Cause I got a job at
Grundle's Coffee Shop instead.
359
00:11:48,035 --> 00:11:49,220
Good evening.
360
00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,257
I thought you said we were
gonna meet here at 8:00?
361
00:11:51,299 --> 00:11:52,768
I asked for a table for four,
362
00:11:52,801 --> 00:11:54,271
but they gave me two, man.
363
00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:56,000
Ain't that crazy? [LAUGHS]
364
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,575
Why don't you go in them
deep pockets, player,
365
00:12:00,576 --> 00:12:02,112
and grease somebody's palm
366
00:12:02,146 --> 00:12:04,057
and get yourself a seat with your lady?
367
00:12:04,853 --> 00:12:05,928
So, I'm...
368
00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:08,620
We're not gonna share,
uh, calamari or anything?
369
00:12:08,653 --> 00:12:11,258
No! No way.
370
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:12,635
Hi.
371
00:12:12,669 --> 00:12:15,241
Oh, pardon me for being so rude.
372
00:12:15,545 --> 00:12:16,977
Um, Miniard Mullins.
373
00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:18,279
- Mm-hmm.
- How are you?
374
00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:20,582
- I'm very well.
- You are delectable.
375
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:21,584
Mm.
376
00:12:21,619 --> 00:12:22,821
- [SMOOCHES]
- [CHUCKLES]
377
00:12:22,855 --> 00:12:24,892
Thank you. It's so nice to meet you.
378
00:12:24,925 --> 00:12:26,160
Yes, delicious.
379
00:12:26,194 --> 00:12:27,830
Oh! Forgive my rude-ality.
380
00:12:27,864 --> 00:12:31,570
This is my companion, uh, for the evening.
381
00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:34,351
Uh, this is... Kr...
382
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,031
- Krystal.
- Krystal.
383
00:12:36,665 --> 00:12:38,301
Very nice to meet you.
384
00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:40,496
- Okay.
- Likewise.
385
00:12:40,496 --> 00:12:41,563
Hi.
386
00:12:41,597 --> 00:12:43,568
Okay, I'm gonna go grab my own table.
387
00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:45,020
Go and get you a table.
388
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,356
- Oh.
- [LAUGHS]
389
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:47,925
[CHUCKLES]
390
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:49,849
Play on, player!
391
00:12:50,999 --> 00:12:52,969
♪
392
00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:55,747
So, that's your friend?
393
00:12:55,772 --> 00:12:56,762
[LAUGHS]
394
00:12:56,762 --> 00:12:59,409
He's more like a nigga I know
from the streets, you know?
395
00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:00,850
[LAUGHS]
396
00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:03,023
I was really excited about tonight.
397
00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:06,096
I was, too.
398
00:13:06,593 --> 00:13:09,331
Now, don't think just 'cause you cute
399
00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:11,067
you gonna get some.
400
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,049
Hey, wait a minute.
401
00:13:13,735 --> 00:13:15,938
The thought never crossed my mind.
402
00:13:15,938 --> 00:13:17,009
Mm-hmm.
403
00:13:17,009 --> 00:13:18,074
Tell me anything.
404
00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:20,191
I got a lion in my pocket,
and he's ready to roar.
405
00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:22,050
- [LAUGHS]
- Rawr!
406
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,057
[LAUGHS] You are so bad!
407
00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:27,770
Let me ask you something about you.
408
00:13:28,102 --> 00:13:29,805
You like working at the post office?
409
00:13:30,355 --> 00:13:32,044
Tell the truth... You re-read mail?
410
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,381
Uh, no, that's against the law.
411
00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:36,519
[CHUCKLES] But I like it.
412
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:38,554
It's fine. Great benefits.
413
00:13:39,326 --> 00:13:40,584
Plus, I get out early,
414
00:13:40,584 --> 00:13:42,164
so I can make my kids dinner.
415
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:44,457
You're a cook, right?
416
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,130
Not just any cook... I'm
magnificent, you know?
417
00:13:47,163 --> 00:13:48,599
I can't wait to show you.
418
00:13:48,909 --> 00:13:51,303
Don't write a check your ass can't cash.
419
00:13:51,337 --> 00:13:52,505
Oh, I can cash it.
420
00:13:52,539 --> 00:13:53,808
I'm gonna give you back some change.
421
00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:56,145
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Are you ready to order?
422
00:13:56,492 --> 00:13:58,463
Uh, I-I'm still undecided.
423
00:13:58,497 --> 00:13:59,926
Shay, you go first.
424
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,005
Tray?
425
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,087
Yeah?
426
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:05,677
Who is Shay?
427
00:14:06,605 --> 00:14:07,883
That's my ex.
428
00:14:08,743 --> 00:14:09,726
Oh.
429
00:14:10,546 --> 00:14:11,934
Interesting.
430
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,441
- MAN: Sir?
- Um... you know what?
431
00:14:15,466 --> 00:14:16,601
I'm...
432
00:14:16,835 --> 00:14:19,238
I believe I'm gonna go with the number 71.
433
00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:21,475
The 71, sir?
434
00:14:21,508 --> 00:14:23,811
Yes, the 71. This is what I'll have.
435
00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:25,013
You... You can...
436
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:27,439
Oh, um, sir, that's the price of the dish.
437
00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:29,876
Oh! Mm! Oh, okay.
438
00:14:29,909 --> 00:14:31,544
I... We... [CHUCKLES]
439
00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:33,759
Confused me because normally,
440
00:14:33,784 --> 00:14:37,136
the price is on the other
side, and that threw me off.
441
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,876
So, in that case, I will have the, um...
442
00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:42,124
I'm gonna have the number 9,
443
00:14:42,124 --> 00:14:43,699
and we'll... We'll split that.
444
00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:45,242
Certainly.
445
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:50,874
♪
446
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,372
What did you think?
447
00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:54,508
Mm.
448
00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:57,554
Not bad.
449
00:14:57,554 --> 00:14:59,286
But I could've made the food better.
450
00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:01,503
♪
451
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:03,039
Would you care to order dessert?
452
00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:06,212
[DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYS]
453
00:15:06,246 --> 00:15:08,683
♪
454
00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,363
Yeah. Let me get that one.
455
00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:15,462
Of course.
456
00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:17,365
♪
457
00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:18,375
Yo.
458
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,038
I ain't gonna flip my wig in here,
459
00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:22,075
but when I tried to get a job here,
460
00:15:22,108 --> 00:15:24,280
I gave them a sample of my dessert.
461
00:15:24,826 --> 00:15:26,913
Now these motherfuckers
are sellin' the recipe.
462
00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:28,774
- What?
- Yeah.
463
00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,308
Are you gonna sue?
464
00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:33,217
Pssh, nah.
465
00:15:33,688 --> 00:15:35,059
I'm gonna celebrate.
466
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,195
Lets me know my shit is good enough
467
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,494
to be sold in fancy restaurants!
468
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:44,306
That just lets me know you
can't afford a good lawyer.
469
00:15:44,339 --> 00:15:45,404
[LAUGHS]
470
00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:47,445
That, too.
471
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,294
You wanna go for a walk?
472
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,592
Yeah.
473
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,486
Let's blow this joint, boo.
474
00:15:57,979 --> 00:15:58,933
Sir?
475
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:01,070
Money's on the table. But your dessert?
476
00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:02,631
You can give it to fat cat over there.
477
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:03,835
Let's go, baby.
478
00:16:03,869 --> 00:16:06,806
♪
479
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,143
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. No,
no, no. We... I didn't...
480
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,913
I didn't bring enough money for that,
481
00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:12,134
so thank you so much.
482
00:16:12,134 --> 00:16:14,100
Compliments of the couple that just left.
483
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,361
Just left? Hey.
484
00:16:17,206 --> 00:16:19,609
♪
485
00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:23,704
Oh, my God, this is good as hell.
486
00:16:24,924 --> 00:16:28,329
So, who was better in "The Godfather"...
487
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,375
Was it Vito, Sonny, or Clemenza?
488
00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:33,100
Michael!
489
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,137
Ding ding ding ding ding! Correct!
490
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,107
So, that was a trick question?
491
00:16:37,141 --> 00:16:39,181
I had to find out if
you was a trick.
492
00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:40,982
- [CHUCKLES]
- Nasty self.
493
00:16:41,014 --> 00:16:43,919
Oh, man, me and Shay never
did stuff like this...
494
00:16:43,952 --> 00:16:45,154
Just go for walks.
495
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:47,788
You and your guy ever do stuff like this?
496
00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:50,765
Nah, he was way into that thug life.
497
00:16:50,798 --> 00:16:52,501
Oh, just like I used to be.
498
00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:55,347
Man, I wish we would've spent more time
499
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,140
back in the days just enjoying each other.
500
00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:00,958
There's no time like the present.
501
00:17:01,592 --> 00:17:04,797
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
502
00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:12,832
♪
503
00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:22,717
♪
504
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,271
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
505
00:17:26,874 --> 00:17:29,316
You ready to join the mile-below club?
506
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,547
I'm a founding member, Shay Shay.
507
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:32,622
[CHUCKLES]
508
00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:36,487
What's wrong?
509
00:17:38,039 --> 00:17:40,162
You know, you called me "Shay" three times
510
00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:41,535
since this date started.
511
00:17:41,652 --> 00:17:42,853
I'm sorry.
512
00:17:43,073 --> 00:17:44,840
Just take a little time to move on.
513
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,410
Look, at my age,
514
00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:49,857
I'm really not trying to
have my heart broken again.
515
00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:51,185
But... But...
516
00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:54,523
Tray, sweetie, this isn't gonna work out.
517
00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:56,461
Why not? I like you.
518
00:17:56,838 --> 00:17:58,375
I like you, too,
519
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,428
but you gotta get over your ex first.
520
00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:03,726
You gotta let her out
521
00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:05,596
before you let someone like me in.
522
00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:07,333
- Hold on.
- Listen.
523
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,761
If that train leaves the
station and you're not on it,
524
00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:12,716
you'll regret it.
525
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,421
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
526
00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:18,690
But another one is coming in eight minutes.
527
00:18:19,462 --> 00:18:22,090
Just get on the train, Tray.
528
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:23,927
Damn, you so stubborn.
529
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:28,162
No disrespect, though.
530
00:18:28,162 --> 00:18:29,551
None taken.
531
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,526
We good?
532
00:18:35,863 --> 00:18:36,865
We good.
533
00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:38,915
Bye, Tray.
534
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,326
Bye, T.
535
00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:43,707
[SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]
536
00:18:43,742 --> 00:18:44,943
Yo.
537
00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:46,458
What?
538
00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,256
I know that pussy's amazing.
539
00:18:50,925 --> 00:18:52,530
World-class.
540
00:18:53,592 --> 00:19:00,005
♪
541
00:19:14,101 --> 00:19:16,204
Mm...[CHUCKLES]
542
00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:20,412
Look at you over there,
lookin' sexy as hell.
543
00:19:20,866 --> 00:19:22,682
Beautiful even, girl.
544
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:25,587
Oh! Whoa... Okay! Whoa! Whoa!
545
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,186
Slow down. Shoot!
546
00:19:28,923 --> 00:19:31,940
Look, I'm sorry for
snapping on you like that,
547
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,910
but, okay, I've had a circumstance.
548
00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:35,913
There's an issue going on down there.
549
00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:37,129
It's very delicate.
550
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,774
Very delicate, all right?
551
00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:41,056
It's a long story.
552
00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:42,735
I hope it's a long story.
553
00:19:43,193 --> 00:19:46,098
Oh, ho, ho, it is, but... but first,
554
00:19:46,132 --> 00:19:48,970
let me pull out my little bag of tricks.
555
00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:50,239
This is what I like...
556
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:51,610
I like to call this my love luggage.
557
00:19:51,642 --> 00:19:53,679
You know what I'm saying?
Get things started.
558
00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:54,846
Saw dust...
559
00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:58,120
Just in case it gets real juicy in here.
560
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,260
This gonna absorb some of the liquids.
561
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,494
You ever been sous-vide?
562
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:02,992
This is what...
563
00:20:02,992 --> 00:20:04,261
I'm gonna wrap you up as
French form of cooking,
564
00:20:04,294 --> 00:20:06,499
but it's gonna make all your parts tender.
565
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:09,670
In case [SNIFFS] you pass out,
566
00:20:09,705 --> 00:20:11,842
[SNIFFS] a little smelling salt.
567
00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:13,810
Hit that real quick. Hoo!
568
00:20:13,844 --> 00:20:15,346
[SNIFFS] Whew! Ha ha!
569
00:20:16,739 --> 00:20:20,145
I need you to, uh, fill
out this consent form.
570
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,948
That's first and foremost.
571
00:20:21,982 --> 00:20:23,504
Initial here, initial there.
572
00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:25,141
Right there. Full name here.
573
00:20:25,175 --> 00:20:26,543
We didn't come up with a safe word,
574
00:20:26,576 --> 00:20:27,705
so this is for you.
575
00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:29,241
[WHISTLE BLOWS] Just
in case I go too rough.
576
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,796
[CHUCKLES] You signed the form.
577
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,167
There ain't much you can do about it.
578
00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:34,949
Seems like it's time to get things started.
579
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,786
[HORN HONKS]
580
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,090
Choo-choo train going, baby!
581
00:20:39,124 --> 00:20:40,393
Yeah!
582
00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:42,297
I see you over there, sexy ass.
583
00:20:42,331 --> 00:20:43,734
Let me get up in there.
584
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,370
Come on now. Get up in there.
585
00:20:45,402 --> 00:20:46,570
Ooh! Oh, shit.
586
00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:47,974
Is that the right hole?
587
00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:49,980
- Oh, they're all the same.
- [LAUGHS]
588
00:20:50,368 --> 00:20:52,908
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