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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:45,992 Where's Bernie? They're killing us. 2 00:02:46,091 --> 00:02:48,192 We need him here right away. 3 00:02:51,479 --> 00:02:54,000 Yeah! 4 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,917 Come on, baby. Come on, come on! 5 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,578 Come on! 6 00:03:26,678 --> 00:03:29,461 Seven out. 7 00:03:29,495 --> 00:03:32,243 Oh, man! 8 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:36,336 Come to Papa-- Hey, what the hell?! 9 00:03:36,373 --> 00:03:40,123 God damn it, that's supposed to be an $800 jackpot. 10 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:42,565 Afternoon, Doris. - Hey. 11 00:03:49,718 --> 00:03:52,369 Got any cream? - Sure. 12 00:03:53,877 --> 00:03:56,364 Oh, shit. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 13 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,176 Dewar's and-- 14 00:04:08,212 --> 00:04:10,538 Fuck! Dewar's and water, please. 15 00:04:11,509 --> 00:04:13,680 Hi, Natalie. 16 00:04:13,716 --> 00:04:16,018 Hey... - Bernie. 17 00:04:16,052 --> 00:04:19,216 Shit, motherfucker! Yeah, Bernie. 18 00:04:19,252 --> 00:04:21,615 Yo, Doris, have you seen Shelly around? 19 00:04:21,714 --> 00:04:23,759 He promised to position me at the tables tonight. 20 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:26,064 I've been on skid row all week. 21 00:04:26,163 --> 00:04:28,016 You didn't settle up with me last night. 22 00:04:28,116 --> 00:04:32,426 No? You sure? Fuck, I was way under. 23 00:04:32,468 --> 00:04:34,671 It's been like an AA convention around here. 24 00:04:34,771 --> 00:04:37,487 I'll make it up to you tonight, I promise. 25 00:04:37,586 --> 00:04:40,237 Where have I heard that before? 26 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:43,424 If I see Shelly, I'll tell him... - Thanks. 27 00:04:43,987 --> 00:04:45,903 ...that you're looking for him. 28 00:04:46,003 --> 00:04:48,003 Conway, party of 11. 29 00:04:48,018 --> 00:04:50,543 Please check your reservation in the Paradise Lounge. 30 00:04:50,643 --> 00:04:52,559 Hey, Bernie, Shelly needs you on 11. 31 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:55,592 All right. Let's do the Chivas Regal. 32 00:04:55,634 --> 00:04:58,830 And have that-- have Natalie bring it over, 33 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:00,154 the one working the nickel slots... 34 00:05:00,253 --> 00:05:00,814 by the Paradise. 35 00:05:00,914 --> 00:05:03,502 I spoke to Shelly earlier. He wants her out on the tables. 36 00:05:03,602 --> 00:05:05,969 All right. I'll take care of it. 37 00:05:08,466 --> 00:05:10,505 Great shot. How about that? 38 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:16,142 Hi. It's you, right? 39 00:05:16,177 --> 00:05:18,698 Yeah, over here. 40 00:05:18,738 --> 00:05:22,283 Joe said I should stick around. 41 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,205 You say something to Shelly? 42 00:05:24,306 --> 00:05:26,694 Um-hmm. 43 00:05:26,737 --> 00:05:29,126 Wow, that was fast. Thanks. 44 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:32,038 Don't mention it. It's over here. 45 00:05:34,288 --> 00:05:37,213 I'll win you a fortune on five and nine. 46 00:05:38,001 --> 00:05:39,980 Did you order the Chivas Regal? 47 00:05:40,079 --> 00:05:43,628 Hey, back off, will you, pal? Can't you see I got a roll here? 48 00:05:43,728 --> 00:05:46,477 54, 54. 49 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,708 Seven out, line away. - That motherfucker. 50 00:05:49,743 --> 00:05:53,568 Thanks for the bet, folks. - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. 51 00:06:06,671 --> 00:06:08,809 Oh! Shoot! 52 00:06:21,998 --> 00:06:24,203 Better luck next time. 53 00:06:44,653 --> 00:06:47,337 Ah-hh. 54 00:06:48,558 --> 00:06:51,081 Shelly, they're here. - Relax, Shorty. 55 00:06:51,182 --> 00:06:54,281 Hey. Nicky, you didn't tell me you were coming. 56 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:55,464 I'm having a manicure here. 57 00:06:55,564 --> 00:06:57,737 You think I don't wash up after going to the john, huh? 58 00:06:57,837 --> 00:07:00,041 Forget about it. You look like a million bucks. How are you? 59 00:07:00,141 --> 00:07:02,026 You should have called ahead. I would have sent the car. 60 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:03,739 No, we figured we'd surprise you. 61 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,000 Anytime, Nicky, anytime. 62 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,952 I know that, partner. 63 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:08,672 Shelly, let me introduce you to our... 64 00:07:08,771 --> 00:07:09,512 brightest VP here. 65 00:07:09,613 --> 00:07:10,590 This is Larry Sokolov. 66 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,136 His numbers guy, Marty Goldfarb. 67 00:07:12,236 --> 00:07:13,528 How do you do, Shelly? 68 00:07:13,628 --> 00:07:15,592 Can I get you something to drink? 69 00:07:15,692 --> 00:07:18,059 I'd love a vodka tonic, thanks. 70 00:07:19,692 --> 00:07:22,745 ...comes out of the confessional and she... 71 00:07:22,844 --> 00:07:25,544 says, 'Move over, I have to gargle.' 72 00:07:29,643 --> 00:07:31,912 So Nicky, what brings you to town? 73 00:07:32,012 --> 00:07:34,119 Shelly, I've got a smart kid here. 74 00:07:34,219 --> 00:07:35,332 He's got some good ideas... 75 00:07:35,432 --> 00:07:37,062 about how to revitalize the Shangri-La. 76 00:07:37,163 --> 00:07:38,891 Revitalize? What are you talking about? 77 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,263 We did $35 million last year. 78 00:07:40,363 --> 00:07:42,214 Nicky: Why don't you just hear the kid out, huh? 79 00:07:42,314 --> 00:07:44,132 Shelly, I want you to know that I have... 80 00:07:44,232 --> 00:07:45,959 nothing but the utmost respect for you. 81 00:07:46,059 --> 00:07:47,642 You've done a tremendous job with... 82 00:07:47,742 --> 00:07:49,415 the Shangri-La over the last 16 years. 83 00:07:49,514 --> 00:07:52,102 I don't think anybody can dispute that. 84 00:07:52,202 --> 00:07:52,576 Nicky: 85 00:07:52,675 --> 00:07:54,887 Yeah, nobody doubts that, Shell. 86 00:07:54,987 --> 00:07:56,934 But the business has changed. 87 00:07:57,034 --> 00:07:58,123 Just take a look at the Strip, 88 00:07:58,222 --> 00:07:59,462 you'll see what I'm talking about. 89 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,413 What? 90 00:08:01,513 --> 00:08:06,466 You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh? 91 00:08:06,506 --> 00:08:08,806 Come on, you know what that is? 92 00:08:08,842 --> 00:08:12,198 Huh? That's a fucking violation is what that is. 93 00:08:12,297 --> 00:08:14,405 It's something that used to be beautiful. 94 00:08:14,505 --> 00:08:17,222 It used to have class, 95 00:08:17,258 --> 00:08:18,826 like a gorgeous high-priced hooker... 96 00:08:18,926 --> 00:08:20,101 with an exclusive clientele. 97 00:08:20,201 --> 00:08:22,438 Then along comes that Steve Wynn cocksucker... 98 00:08:22,538 --> 00:08:24,281 and knocks her up and puts her... 99 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:25,637 in a fucking family way. 100 00:08:25,736 --> 00:08:28,261 Now, she's nothing but a cheap fat whore... 101 00:08:28,361 --> 00:08:29,860 hiding behind too much make-up. 102 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,909 I look at her and see her stretch marks. 103 00:08:32,009 --> 00:08:33,276 It makes me want to cry, because 104 00:08:33,376 --> 00:08:34,725 I remember the way she used to be. 105 00:08:34,825 --> 00:08:36,676 Am I right? 106 00:08:36,776 --> 00:08:38,813 There's no arguing the bottom line. 107 00:08:38,913 --> 00:08:40,771 Those places are raking it in... 108 00:08:40,872 --> 00:08:42,282 and the Shangri-La as she is now... 109 00:08:42,381 --> 00:08:43,333 can't compete with that. 110 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:46,019 You think I'm trying to compete with that? 111 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,367 You think that's what we're about, 112 00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:48,868 trying to bring in the stroller crowd, 113 00:08:48,968 --> 00:08:50,466 fresh off some 'E-ticket' ride, trying... 114 00:08:50,566 --> 00:08:51,875 to break the house on red and black? 115 00:08:51,975 --> 00:08:53,828 Fremont has never been about that bullshit. 116 00:08:53,928 --> 00:08:57,476 This is where old time and real money come to play. 117 00:08:57,575 --> 00:08:58,970 The numbers don't back you up... 118 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:00,643 on that, Shelly. Don't get me wrong. 119 00:09:00,743 --> 00:09:03,894 Nostalgia is great and we love nostalgia... 120 00:09:04,775 --> 00:09:07,775 ...but nostalgia belongs in a museum. 121 00:09:07,816 --> 00:09:09,392 I think it comes a time to decide... 122 00:09:09,492 --> 00:09:10,978 whether you're running a museum... 123 00:09:11,078 --> 00:09:14,046 or you're running a casino. 124 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:20,182 Bernie. 125 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,330 'Mr. Cool.' You got a minute? 126 00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:26,049 I was just heading over to 14. - It can wait. 127 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,572 How's the knee? 128 00:09:28,614 --> 00:09:31,199 I met this orthopedic surgeon... 129 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,642 at Vegas Memorial. He tells me... 130 00:09:32,742 --> 00:09:35,938 they can rebuild a man's entire kneecap out of titanium. 131 00:09:36,038 --> 00:09:38,305 Oh, of course it costs a shitload of money, 132 00:09:38,405 --> 00:09:39,769 but seeing as this gentleman is into us... 133 00:09:39,869 --> 00:09:40,897 for 500 large, I thought maybe-- 134 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,601 I told you, I'm not gonna be here... 135 00:09:43,701 --> 00:09:45,701 after Sunday. 136 00:09:47,718 --> 00:09:50,051 Where are you gonna go, Bernie? 137 00:09:50,085 --> 00:09:52,096 Where the fuck are you gonna go... 138 00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:53,601 that's better than here? 139 00:09:53,701 --> 00:09:55,744 I've got you covered in this town. 140 00:09:55,844 --> 00:09:57,099 People know you work for me. 141 00:09:57,199 --> 00:09:58,592 That's currency in your pocket. 142 00:09:58,693 --> 00:10:00,801 That's fucking respect, when you walk the floor. 143 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:04,125 Where are you gonna get that, anyplace else? 144 00:10:07,109 --> 00:10:09,952 Seven days, Shelly... I'm out from under. 145 00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:11,244 Excuse me, sweetheart. 146 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,440 What's your name, darling? Never mind. 147 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:15,425 This is who I am. 148 00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:17,409 Yeah, that's right. I like to know who's... 149 00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:19,169 shopping it around in my neighborhood, 150 00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:20,528 so what you do is be in my office... 151 00:10:20,627 --> 00:10:21,631 first thing tomorrow morning, 152 00:10:21,731 --> 00:10:22,638 if you want to continue... 153 00:10:22,738 --> 00:10:23,903 to work here at the Shangri-La... 154 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:25,632 and you and I will go over the rules together. 155 00:10:25,731 --> 00:10:26,995 I also want you to bring me a clean... 156 00:10:27,095 --> 00:10:28,256 bill of health. All right, my dear? 157 00:10:28,356 --> 00:10:30,844 Okay. - All right, thank you. 158 00:10:34,819 --> 00:10:37,600 How'd you like to 'birdie' that hole, huh? 159 00:10:37,699 --> 00:10:39,482 Say the word and she's yours anytime. 160 00:10:39,582 --> 00:10:41,118 I'll keep a running tab for you. 161 00:10:41,218 --> 00:10:42,270 Nah. 162 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:44,266 What? What? She's not your type? 163 00:10:44,366 --> 00:10:45,471 Are you kidding me? 164 00:10:45,571 --> 00:10:47,741 I've got to go. 165 00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:50,902 Things are heating up on 14. 166 00:11:09,281 --> 00:11:12,380 Let's do it in the room. 167 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:14,189 Kim, I think we got our laundry... 168 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:16,221 mixed up. I-- I'll talk to you later. 169 00:11:16,321 --> 00:11:19,550 Come on, let's go back to the room. 170 00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:22,535 $50 bucks only gets you 20 minutes, man. 171 00:11:22,636 --> 00:11:24,636 You're wasting your time. 172 00:11:37,152 --> 00:11:41,659 Your soul is crippled. I'm gonna change that. 173 00:11:41,697 --> 00:11:45,407 Pray with me now. Out, demon! 174 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,774 Let the crutches go! 175 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,524 Let the spirit into you! 176 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,560 Run with me! 177 00:11:52,576 --> 00:11:55,128 Fuck me harder! Harder! Oh! 178 00:11:55,169 --> 00:11:58,713 Oh, yeah, baby. I like that. Come on. 179 00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:00,824 Come on, come on. 180 00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:03,765 You're so big! 181 00:12:09,247 --> 00:12:12,509 You do? Hallelujah! 182 00:12:12,543 --> 00:12:16,666 The Lord has shown his face once again. 183 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:20,752 You gonna come all over me? Oh, yeah, come all over me. 184 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:27,162 Let's do this, man. 185 00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:30,612 Eight, the hard way. 186 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:34,232 $900 for Mr. Pinkerton. - Seven and Seven. 187 00:12:35,326 --> 00:12:38,774 Thanks, doll face. - Jesus Christ! 188 00:12:38,814 --> 00:12:40,953 Shit, I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 189 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:42,680 I'm so sorry. I'm such a fucking klutz. 190 00:12:42,781 --> 00:12:44,889 No, this stuff happens. - Oh, my God. 191 00:12:44,989 --> 00:12:49,180 I'm sorry. This guy-- fucking hands all over my ass. 192 00:12:49,213 --> 00:12:51,996 You might want to stick around. 193 00:12:52,029 --> 00:12:54,068 I came to play. 194 00:12:55,836 --> 00:12:57,913 Come again, sister, in the name of Pinkie. 195 00:12:58,013 --> 00:13:01,787 Take this. Hard eight, huh? 196 00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:03,735 How you like that? Suck on that. 197 00:13:03,836 --> 00:13:06,093 That's right. Give me them dice. 198 00:13:06,193 --> 00:13:06,936 Damn right. 199 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,175 One dollar, hard eight. 200 00:13:09,212 --> 00:13:11,545 All right, everybody, get in. Here we go. 201 00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:13,652 We'll bet $10. 202 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:17,237 Out! Seven out. - Shit! God! 203 00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:19,192 What the fuck are you smiling at, bitch? 204 00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:21,291 Whoa, whoa... easy. Fellas? 205 00:13:21,309 --> 00:13:23,065 You think it's fucking funny? - Take it easy, man. 206 00:13:23,164 --> 00:13:24,864 Think it's funny this place is stealing... 207 00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:26,456 my-- fucking numb-nuts, let go of me. 208 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,455 I'll have you fired, you piece-of-shit... 209 00:13:29,554 --> 00:13:31,955 bitch! Piece of fucking garbage! 210 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:37,169 # But now I couldn't do without my supply #... 211 00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:41,073 # I need you for my own #... 212 00:13:41,116 --> 00:13:44,535 # Oh, I can't break away I must have you every day #... 213 00:13:44,635 --> 00:13:49,142 # As regularly as coffee or tea #... 214 00:13:49,178 --> 00:13:52,790 # You got me in your clutches and I can't break free #... 215 00:13:52,891 --> 00:13:56,752 # You're getting to be a habit with me... # 216 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,761 Oh, Shelly. I love you, Shelly. 217 00:13:59,802 --> 00:14:02,102 He's the man, he's the best man. Salut. 218 00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:03,012 No, no, no. 219 00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:05,801 He hates that shit. He really does. 220 00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:14,293 # I used to think your love... #... 221 00:14:14,393 --> 00:14:16,643 # Was something that I... #... 222 00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:18,933 # Could take... #... 223 00:14:18,969 --> 00:14:21,587 # Or leave alone #... 224 00:14:23,672 --> 00:14:29,106 # But now I couldn't do without my supply... #... 225 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,643 There he is. - Hey. 226 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:35,942 Shelly, I was a fucking embarrassment... 227 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,107 out there, do you understand that? 228 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,021 You should never have... 229 00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:39,475 talked me into going out there, Shelly. 230 00:14:39,576 --> 00:14:40,548 I should have never let you. 231 00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:41,877 Frank is rolling over in his grave. 232 00:14:41,976 --> 00:14:42,646 I've got strep, man. 233 00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:43,988 You understand that? I've got strep. 234 00:14:44,088 --> 00:14:45,475 Listen to me, Pops, you were... 235 00:14:45,576 --> 00:14:47,381 pure velvet out there. It was just silk. 236 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,924 And also, looky-looky what was hanging... 237 00:14:50,024 --> 00:14:51,252 on the doorknob. Huh? 238 00:14:51,352 --> 00:14:52,949 Forget about your tonsils. 239 00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:54,685 When the muff confetti stops coming, 240 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:56,466 that's when you know you got trouble. 241 00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:58,739 Did you get a receipt? 242 00:14:58,776 --> 00:15:02,091 Excuse me? - They're on sale in the lobby. 243 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,435 Charlayne's. This is 'Victoria's Secret 244 00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:05,810 Valentine Collection.' 245 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:07,923 What about that broad you got coming here later? 246 00:15:08,023 --> 00:15:09,283 How much did she set you back? Nothing... 247 00:15:09,383 --> 00:15:10,419 but the best for old Buddy, right? 248 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:14,828 Are you fucking kidding me? Gimme, you don't deserve this. 249 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,244 You got all those ladies going home... 250 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:17,715 with a nice breeze between their legs, 251 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,186 'cause you do it the way they like it... 252 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,535 and you're saying I'm some 253 00:15:20,635 --> 00:15:22,034 Buddy Stafford ego pimp, huh? 254 00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:25,298 Hey, fuck you and-- fuck you. 255 00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:26,326 Come on, give it to me. 256 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,050 Give it to me, man. Come on, come on! 257 00:15:28,149 --> 00:15:30,835 Come on, don't be a prick. Come on, man. 258 00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:34,611 Come on, give it to me! Come on, man. 259 00:15:39,926 --> 00:15:42,827 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 260 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:51,377 Do you ever watch any of those nature shows? 261 00:15:51,477 --> 00:15:52,913 What? 262 00:15:53,013 --> 00:15:55,214 You know, those nature shows. 263 00:15:55,314 --> 00:15:56,369 You watch them? 264 00:15:56,469 --> 00:15:59,730 Yeah, I've seen a few nature shows. 265 00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:03,594 Yeah? Well, this one I've seen about a dozen times. 266 00:16:03,637 --> 00:16:07,891 It's about... lions. It's about... 267 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:11,504 the cycle of life of the lions... and the leader of the pack. 268 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,703 'Pride'. With lions it's a pride. - Yeah. 269 00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:18,129 This old king lion, right? He's getting on in years... 270 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,354 and then sooner or later... 271 00:16:19,454 --> 00:16:20,623 some young male comes along. 272 00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:22,943 He challenges him... and he beats... 273 00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:25,327 the fuck out of this old lion, right? 274 00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:28,558 He just kicks the shit out of him. 275 00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:32,015 And then... then they push him out of the pride... 276 00:16:32,114 --> 00:16:33,845 and he has to go in the jungle... 277 00:16:33,944 --> 00:16:35,568 and scavenge and he dies alone. 278 00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:37,710 The nature's got some sense of humor, huh? 279 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:39,407 No shit. 280 00:16:39,508 --> 00:16:42,191 See, but Shelly, it's tragic because... 281 00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:46,481 he's past it, this old fucked lion... 282 00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:48,012 and he doesn't know it... 283 00:16:48,113 --> 00:16:50,478 and it would be so much easier for him, 284 00:16:50,579 --> 00:16:54,921 if he could just... walk away. 285 00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:59,084 And... he could avoid all the pain... 286 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,389 and the humiliation. 287 00:17:02,514 --> 00:17:04,816 Hey... 288 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,919 that would be like accepting... 289 00:17:07,019 --> 00:17:09,294 that you were dead already, right? 290 00:17:09,393 --> 00:17:11,245 I think I like it better nature's way, don't you? 291 00:17:11,345 --> 00:17:14,608 Yeah, maybe you're right. 292 00:17:14,641 --> 00:17:18,634 Yeah, that's it. 293 00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:43,919 Buy you a drink? 294 00:17:49,808 --> 00:17:51,808 Yeah. 295 00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:55,692 Shelly, you got a minute? 296 00:17:57,073 --> 00:17:59,179 Shelly, this is Johnny Cappella. 297 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,045 How you doing, Shelly? 298 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,355 I know you from some place, right? 299 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,235 Johnny's been opening for Danny Ganz at the Mirage. 300 00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:06,017 Now Sony is talking about signing him... 301 00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:07,020 to a three-album deal. 302 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,419 They're going to position him as the new Harry Connick. 303 00:18:09,518 --> 00:18:12,204 And I should be interested in this... why? 304 00:18:12,303 --> 00:18:13,539 Johnny's looking to headline. 305 00:18:13,638 --> 00:18:15,050 I thought we might be interested. 306 00:18:15,151 --> 00:18:17,401 We? - Did I come at a bad time? 307 00:18:17,422 --> 00:18:19,422 Even if I was interested, 308 00:18:19,439 --> 00:18:21,611 I got fresh ink with Buddy for the next five years. 309 00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:23,818 I just renegotiated his contract. 310 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:26,154 Listen, you two need to be on the same page. 311 00:18:26,254 --> 00:18:28,842 Larry, listen, if I don't hear from you by Thursday, 312 00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:31,307 I'm taking the Stardust. All right? I'm going there. 313 00:18:31,407 --> 00:18:33,386 I understand. - Johnny Cappella, gone. 314 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,332 We'll definitely be in touch, Johnny. 315 00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:38,431 Assholes. 316 00:18:43,246 --> 00:18:47,043 Your progressed Venus is in Gemini... 317 00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:50,380 12.5 degrees... 318 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:54,472 and it's in direct motion, which means... 319 00:18:58,924 --> 00:19:02,599 ...you're a slow starter when it comes to romance. 320 00:19:04,397 --> 00:19:05,420 Sorry. You know what? 321 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,208 This is real unprofessional of me. 322 00:19:07,308 --> 00:19:11,657 I shouldn't discuss your chart with you until I'm all done. 323 00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:14,061 I can tell by the look on your face... 324 00:19:14,161 --> 00:19:16,073 you think this is all a lot of B.S. 325 00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:19,048 No, I just... I know what the outcome's gonna be. 326 00:19:19,148 --> 00:19:21,703 There's not like one particular outcome. 327 00:19:21,803 --> 00:19:24,392 A lot of things come into the picture, like... 328 00:19:24,491 --> 00:19:25,689 the planets, the moon phases-- 329 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,112 The outcome won't change with me. 330 00:19:27,212 --> 00:19:30,757 It'll be all bad. - Oh, my God. 331 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,482 I have never met anyone... 332 00:19:32,582 --> 00:19:34,535 who was so down on themselves. 333 00:19:34,635 --> 00:19:37,560 Do you know what I do at the Shangri-La? 334 00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:42,055 I asked around. You're a cooler. 335 00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:46,119 You turn winners into losers. - Do you know how I do that? 336 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,746 Listen, I know there's a lot of stuff... 337 00:19:47,846 --> 00:19:49,254 that happens in casinos all the time. 338 00:19:49,353 --> 00:19:51,623 I do it by being myself. 339 00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:54,069 People get next to me, their luck turns. 340 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:55,719 It's always been that way. 341 00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:57,069 Well, that sounds... 342 00:19:57,169 --> 00:19:59,591 like a self-fulfilling prophecy to me. 343 00:19:59,691 --> 00:20:01,862 There's a whole chapter of that in my book... 344 00:20:01,962 --> 00:20:04,198 I only got six more days. 345 00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:07,137 Well... really almost five. 346 00:20:07,177 --> 00:20:09,348 I'm leaving town. 347 00:20:11,529 --> 00:20:14,377 Only five more days? 348 00:20:17,226 --> 00:20:20,001 Then we shouldn't waste any more time. 349 00:20:21,832 --> 00:20:24,320 You want to go back to your place? 350 00:20:29,577 --> 00:20:32,195 If this is-- 351 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,014 I'm not sure... 352 00:20:35,049 --> 00:20:37,285 I'm not sure I can afford... 353 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:40,582 I can't afford to-- - Christ. 354 00:20:40,617 --> 00:20:44,163 Oh, God. I'm sorry. Wait, I didn't mean it. 355 00:20:47,752 --> 00:20:48,900 See, this is what I'm talking about. 356 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,148 I've gone and cooled the damn table. 357 00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:54,077 Shut up, Bernie, shut up. 358 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,665 You haven't gone and cooled anything. 359 00:20:57,703 --> 00:21:00,353 Not by a long shot. 360 00:21:05,255 --> 00:21:07,590 Oh, God. 361 00:21:08,552 --> 00:21:11,269 You know... 362 00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:14,903 once they're dead, they don't really grow back... 363 00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:18,879 in case that's what you were waiting for. 364 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,566 Oh, my God, you got a cat? 365 00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:32,446 So... you got any music? 366 00:21:54,277 --> 00:21:57,146 Hey... 367 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,459 come here. 368 00:22:01,412 --> 00:22:03,649 Sit. 369 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:11,297 Relax, Bernie, relax. 370 00:22:17,764 --> 00:22:19,969 I assure you... 371 00:22:20,003 --> 00:22:21,920 at least one of us has done this before. 372 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,795 This is not the first time I've ever-- 373 00:22:27,364 --> 00:22:29,852 Surprise me. 374 00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:35,427 I like this. 375 00:22:43,714 --> 00:22:47,259 # Luck, be a lady tonight #... 376 00:22:49,762 --> 00:22:53,723 # Luck, be a lady tonight #... 377 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:59,170 # Luck, if you've ever been a lady... 378 00:22:59,270 --> 00:23:01,055 to begin with #... 379 00:23:01,155 --> 00:23:04,349 # Luck, be a lady tonight #... 380 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:13,625 # Luck, let a gentleman see #... 381 00:23:15,232 --> 00:23:19,161 # How nice a girl you can be #... 382 00:23:21,088 --> 00:23:23,619 # I know the way you've treated... 383 00:23:23,719 --> 00:23:26,344 other guys you've been with... #... 384 00:23:26,369 --> 00:23:30,559 They're snaps. - I think I can get it. 385 00:23:30,592 --> 00:23:33,659 Ow! Wait. Pull down some. 386 00:23:33,697 --> 00:23:34,941 Okay. - Ouch! 387 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,815 I'm sorry. - It's okay. It's okay. 388 00:23:39,776 --> 00:23:41,659 # It isn't fair... # 389 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:46,103 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, shit. 390 00:23:46,144 --> 00:23:51,195 # A lady doesn't wander all over the room #... 391 00:23:51,232 --> 00:23:55,804 # And blow on some other guy's dice #... 392 00:23:57,214 --> 00:24:01,044 # So let's keep this party polite #... 393 00:24:03,647 --> 00:24:07,128 # Never get out of my sight #... 394 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:10,865 # Stick with me, baby, 395 00:24:10,965 --> 00:24:14,232 I'm the fella you came in with #... 396 00:24:14,271 --> 00:24:17,205 # Luck, be a lady tonight... # 397 00:24:37,278 --> 00:24:39,449 Sorry. 398 00:24:43,422 --> 00:24:46,902 # Luck, let a gentleman see... # 399 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:51,161 It's okay, Bernie. 400 00:24:52,349 --> 00:24:54,999 I've had worse. 401 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,720 Oh, shit. Oh, God. 402 00:24:59,964 --> 00:25:02,680 I know I'm gonna pay for this, I just-- 403 00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:06,080 I don't know who you are or what-- I don't... 404 00:25:06,108 --> 00:25:09,970 This was good and I'm glad. I don't care. 405 00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:17,588 You've got a great cock. 406 00:25:22,908 --> 00:25:24,946 You've-- 407 00:25:24,987 --> 00:25:27,060 Thank you. 408 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:02,031 So... 409 00:26:02,074 --> 00:26:04,324 want to go get some breakfast? 410 00:26:08,954 --> 00:26:12,438 They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons, 411 00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:15,799 so he got me a gig in telemarketing. 412 00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:17,461 We were scamming pensioners... 413 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,189 out of their retirement money. 414 00:26:19,289 --> 00:26:21,709 I lasted two weeks. 415 00:26:21,753 --> 00:26:23,928 Here you go. - By that time... 416 00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:25,846 I was really getting in deep. 417 00:26:25,945 --> 00:26:28,948 I owed one of the casinos over a hundred grand. 418 00:26:29,048 --> 00:26:31,637 I put Shelly in a really awkward position. 419 00:26:31,737 --> 00:26:33,812 I don't blame him for what he did. 420 00:26:33,913 --> 00:26:36,182 What? 421 00:26:36,216 --> 00:26:38,215 Your leg? 422 00:26:38,232 --> 00:26:40,565 He did that to you? 423 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,600 He shot you? - No. Baseball bat. 424 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,322 I got off easy. 425 00:26:44,422 --> 00:26:46,131 What do you mean you 'got off easy'? 426 00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,691 I was out of control. 427 00:26:47,791 --> 00:26:49,971 He maimed you, for fuck's sake! 428 00:26:50,071 --> 00:26:53,220 Listen to me. I'm grateful for what he did. 429 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,727 I am absolutely serious. 430 00:26:55,768 --> 00:26:58,068 Anytime I get an urge to play off the clock... 431 00:26:58,168 --> 00:27:00,083 or so much as drop a quarter in a slot, 432 00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:02,579 I just reach down and feel what's left of my cartilage. 433 00:27:02,679 --> 00:27:07,536 It's an excellent reminder. - Jesus Christ. 434 00:27:07,575 --> 00:27:11,155 I thought shit like that only happened in the movies. 435 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:13,015 Anyway, Shelly and I worked out... 436 00:27:13,116 --> 00:27:13,970 a repayment plan. 437 00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:15,205 Six years off the books... 438 00:27:15,305 --> 00:27:16,851 at the Shangri-La cooling tables... 439 00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:19,056 and in five days... - Three. 440 00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:20,947 Oh! Oh, shit. 441 00:27:21,047 --> 00:27:22,227 Oh, my God! Now? Are you sure? 442 00:27:22,327 --> 00:27:25,393 I'm going into labor. Yeah, I'm going into labor. 443 00:27:25,494 --> 00:27:26,994 Ow-ww! 444 00:27:27,094 --> 00:27:29,618 Deep breaths, deep breaths. Stay very calm. 445 00:27:29,719 --> 00:27:33,993 Okay, everybody, we're having a baby, we're having a baby. 446 00:27:34,294 --> 00:27:36,595 You fucking cocksucker! 447 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:37,377 Who puts their bag... 448 00:27:37,478 --> 00:27:38,833 in the middle of the fucking thing... 449 00:27:38,934 --> 00:27:41,634 so a pregnant woman can trip over it? 450 00:27:43,318 --> 00:27:45,553 Mikey? - Bernie. 451 00:27:45,590 --> 00:27:47,985 I guess you're gonna be a grandfather, Bernie. 452 00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:50,606 Huh. Is this you? 453 00:27:50,645 --> 00:27:52,670 Hey, what the fuck, it runs. 454 00:27:54,772 --> 00:27:56,434 Here, sit down. 455 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,097 You all right? - Yeah. 456 00:27:58,197 --> 00:28:00,116 Anyway, we've got to get out of here. 457 00:28:00,216 --> 00:28:00,752 Hey, Mikey. 458 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,852 How's your mom doing? 459 00:28:03,828 --> 00:28:05,744 I'm gonna pretend like you give a shit... 460 00:28:05,844 --> 00:28:09,669 and tell you she's getting by as long as she's high. 461 00:28:13,428 --> 00:28:17,027 Her name is Charlene, in case you were wondering. 462 00:28:18,548 --> 00:28:20,177 Hey, when's the last time you saw a doctor? 463 00:28:20,276 --> 00:28:22,832 About six months ago, back in Jersey. 464 00:28:22,932 --> 00:28:25,584 I wasn't about to go back there after they treated me like cattle. 465 00:28:25,684 --> 00:28:28,880 Just 'cause I had no insurance, you know? 466 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:32,891 All those places are crawling with TB from them spics. 467 00:28:34,706 --> 00:28:36,622 Listen, Mikey, if you want to... 468 00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:38,671 why don't you drop by the Bettor Life Motel, 469 00:28:38,771 --> 00:28:41,739 give us a chance to... to catch up? 470 00:28:41,779 --> 00:28:44,366 Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we'll do that. 471 00:28:44,467 --> 00:28:47,314 Play catch up, for the kid's sake. 472 00:29:03,090 --> 00:29:05,129 Thanks. - Don't mention it. 473 00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:07,853 $100 minimum table, sir. 474 00:29:09,778 --> 00:29:10,803 No offense, pal, 475 00:29:10,903 --> 00:29:13,069 but there's 20 other tables here. 476 00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:15,150 What do you want to come sit on my head for? 477 00:29:15,249 --> 00:29:17,804 I'm just gonna play one hand. I'm feeling lucky tonight. 478 00:29:17,905 --> 00:29:22,480 I've got this voice in my head that says, 'This is the table.' 479 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:25,422 Insurance? - No. 480 00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:36,975 Oh, yes! Yes, yes! 481 00:29:41,233 --> 00:29:43,857 Busto! Mel, what's happening to you? 482 00:29:57,872 --> 00:30:00,555 Oh, yeah, welcome to Mel's house. 483 00:30:12,751 --> 00:30:14,635 Hey, where are you going? Stick around, pal. 484 00:30:14,735 --> 00:30:17,510 You and me, we make a great team. Hey! 485 00:30:19,823 --> 00:30:21,862 What was that? 486 00:30:21,902 --> 00:30:23,915 I mean, what the fuck gives? Is it McGann? 487 00:30:24,014 --> 00:30:25,364 The guy's been with me 12 years. 488 00:30:25,464 --> 00:30:26,987 He's as stand-up as my fucking dick. 489 00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:28,353 Maybe he's having money problems. 490 00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:29,163 I'm gonna pull him. 491 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,145 No, no, no. - Was he counting them? 492 00:30:31,245 --> 00:30:33,515 The mook with the streak? - Is there a problem? 493 00:30:33,615 --> 00:30:35,978 No, there's no problem. Fella's on a streak, is all. 494 00:30:36,078 --> 00:30:39,303 Let me guess, this is one of your 'coolers'? 495 00:30:39,886 --> 00:30:41,448 Why don't you announce it to the whole... 496 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:42,794 fucking joint while you're at it? 497 00:30:42,894 --> 00:30:45,211 They told me that you were a sticker... 498 00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:47,081 for the old ways, but coolers? 499 00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:48,262 What is this guy, really? 500 00:30:48,362 --> 00:30:49,896 A car mechanic? Some kind of shill? 501 00:30:49,996 --> 00:30:53,146 'Cause he doesn't look too effective to me. 502 00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:58,218 He's the best. Take it from me. - All right. Sure. Whatever. 503 00:30:58,317 --> 00:31:01,285 There are ways-- subtle ways--... 504 00:31:01,324 --> 00:31:03,466 that we can keep the odds in our favor. 505 00:31:03,565 --> 00:31:07,427 I'm talking about more forward-thinking methods. 506 00:31:07,469 --> 00:31:08,916 I'm sure you've got a whole prospectus... 507 00:31:09,015 --> 00:31:09,768 on the subject, right? 508 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:13,097 Well, as a matter of fact, yeah, I do. 509 00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:15,080 For instance, I can tell you right off the bat... 510 00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:17,178 the wallpaper's not gonna cut it. 511 00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:18,407 It's too uplifting. 512 00:31:18,507 --> 00:31:20,967 I would suggest going with some more muted tones. 513 00:31:21,067 --> 00:31:23,016 Wallpaper? - Yeah. And personally, 514 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:24,679 I think the cocktail waitresses... 515 00:31:24,779 --> 00:31:26,248 could pop another button or two. 516 00:31:26,348 --> 00:31:30,248 Myself, I wouldn't hire anything less than a 'C' cup. 517 00:31:30,635 --> 00:31:32,391 You know what that is? - No. 518 00:31:32,492 --> 00:31:34,983 It's music to be sure. It's pleasant, not intrusive, 519 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:38,563 but recorded at a subsonic level is a mantra. 520 00:31:38,602 --> 00:31:42,880 'Lose... lose... lose.' 521 00:31:42,922 --> 00:31:45,222 We're just skimming the surface, Shelly. 522 00:31:45,323 --> 00:31:48,387 We really need to talk. 523 00:31:49,546 --> 00:31:51,586 Shelly? 524 00:31:52,554 --> 00:31:54,594 You better come quick. 525 00:32:21,225 --> 00:32:22,093 Contact his daughter... 526 00:32:22,193 --> 00:32:23,460 and assist with the arrangements. 527 00:32:23,561 --> 00:32:26,086 The Shangri-La will cover all expenses. 528 00:32:26,186 --> 00:32:29,380 What about the Paradise? - She's going dark tonight. 529 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,644 Er, that won't be necessary. 530 00:32:38,504 --> 00:32:41,024 # Can I steal a little love? #... 531 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,755 # Can I steal a little love? #... 532 00:32:45,737 --> 00:32:49,479 # Cool me honey, I'm on fire #... 533 00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:52,808 # To steal your love is my desire #... 534 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:56,222 # Hug me, squeeze me, till I'm red #... 535 00:32:57,863 --> 00:33:00,733 # Till my eyes bug out my head #... 536 00:33:00,775 --> 00:33:04,637 # Coo me, woo me, turtledove #... 537 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,989 # Can I steal a little love? #... 538 00:33:09,032 --> 00:33:10,290 # Please tell me, 539 00:33:10,391 --> 00:33:12,959 why are you driving me crazy? #... 540 00:33:14,054 --> 00:33:17,350 # Why do I dig you like I do? #... 541 00:33:17,383 --> 00:33:19,184 # If I should steal a little kiss, 542 00:33:19,284 --> 00:33:21,411 and you can prove that it was wrong #... 543 00:33:21,511 --> 00:33:24,066 # Then I'll give it back to you #... 544 00:33:24,165 --> 00:33:26,533 # Honey, baby with a smile #... 545 00:33:27,654 --> 00:33:30,279 # I can walk you down the aisle #... 546 00:33:31,398 --> 00:33:35,173 # I won't even need a shove #... 547 00:33:35,205 --> 00:33:39,034 # Can I steal a little love? # 548 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:44,161 Young lady, over here. You want to give it a shot? 549 00:33:44,261 --> 00:33:47,556 Yeah. Come here. - Five for $1. 550 00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:51,491 Thanks, Bernie. - Good luck. 551 00:33:51,525 --> 00:33:53,524 Are you ready? 552 00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:55,669 Shit. 553 00:33:56,228 --> 00:33:58,945 All right, double fisted. 554 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:01,015 Damn! 555 00:34:01,115 --> 00:34:02,881 Too bad. Better luck next time. 556 00:34:02,982 --> 00:34:04,928 You want to try again? - Yes. 557 00:34:05,028 --> 00:34:08,344 No, no, no. Thank you. - Thanks. 558 00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:11,705 What? - Nothing. 559 00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:14,813 What? - You're an easy mark, is all. 560 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:15,809 I'm an easy mark? 561 00:34:15,908 --> 00:34:17,695 You know where that comes from? 562 00:34:17,795 --> 00:34:19,835 No. 563 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:21,538 Years ago, Shelly and me were working 564 00:34:21,638 --> 00:34:22,976 Coney Island for the summer... 565 00:34:23,076 --> 00:34:25,168 and when I'd see a guy who had a full... 566 00:34:25,268 --> 00:34:27,198 wallet and was willing to open it up, 567 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:29,299 I'd mark him with chalk. 568 00:34:29,315 --> 00:34:31,390 I'd put it on my hand and go something like, 569 00:34:31,490 --> 00:34:34,175 'Hey, man, good work.' 'Hey, buddy, how you doing?' 570 00:34:34,275 --> 00:34:36,288 What the guy didn't realize... 571 00:34:36,388 --> 00:34:38,303 was that when he walked down the way... 572 00:34:38,403 --> 00:34:40,991 Shelly could spot him a mile off. 573 00:34:41,091 --> 00:34:43,090 An easy mark. 574 00:34:43,235 --> 00:34:45,601 Thanks a lot, Bernie. 575 00:34:45,635 --> 00:34:47,839 I've got to sit. 576 00:35:01,985 --> 00:35:04,058 Hi. 577 00:35:15,169 --> 00:35:17,886 You okay? - Yeah. 578 00:35:22,945 --> 00:35:26,205 Did you notice, last night, that tattoo on my butt? 579 00:35:26,305 --> 00:35:28,443 Little Joe? - Yeah. 580 00:35:28,481 --> 00:35:31,513 Yeah, two 2's. 'Little Joe.' 581 00:35:36,576 --> 00:35:38,942 I had a son. 582 00:35:38,977 --> 00:35:41,595 His name was Joe. 583 00:35:42,656 --> 00:35:45,275 I was his mother for one year. 584 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:49,437 You don't have to tell me this. - No, I want to, Bernie. 585 00:35:51,423 --> 00:35:54,358 I gave my son up for adoption. 586 00:35:58,976 --> 00:36:01,790 I just wanted my life back. 587 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:05,819 I was 17 going on 18... 588 00:36:05,856 --> 00:36:09,085 and I was so fucking selfish. 589 00:36:11,390 --> 00:36:13,979 My family didn't want nothing to do with me after that, 590 00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:16,664 so I hitched a ride out here... 591 00:36:16,702 --> 00:36:19,477 and thought I'd make it as a showgirl. 592 00:36:20,190 --> 00:36:22,875 10 years later... 593 00:36:24,286 --> 00:36:26,838 I'd like to think that if it happened... 594 00:36:26,938 --> 00:36:27,994 when I was older, 595 00:36:28,094 --> 00:36:30,397 with a guy that I cared about, 596 00:36:32,222 --> 00:36:35,447 that it would have been different, you know? 597 00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:38,899 I think about my little Joe sometimes... 598 00:36:38,999 --> 00:36:40,858 and I do know I did the right thing. 599 00:36:40,957 --> 00:36:43,805 I'm convinced of that. 600 00:36:56,252 --> 00:36:58,253 Natalie... 601 00:37:03,676 --> 00:37:06,010 I think... 602 00:37:06,044 --> 00:37:09,494 I think I could kick your ass at the dime toss. 603 00:37:56,377 --> 00:38:01,909 # You may not be an angel #... 604 00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:09,239 # 'Cause angels are so few #... 605 00:38:12,122 --> 00:38:17,392 # But until the day that one comes along... #... 606 00:38:17,433 --> 00:38:19,530 Would you do something for me? 607 00:38:19,629 --> 00:38:21,941 # I'll string along with you... # 608 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,510 Yeah! 609 00:38:23,609 --> 00:38:25,997 Yeah! Yeah! 610 00:38:26,041 --> 00:38:28,041 Bernie! - Yes! 611 00:38:29,945 --> 00:38:31,944 Oh, yeah. 612 00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:33,960 Ow! Ow! Jesus, ow. 613 00:38:33,976 --> 00:38:36,278 Oh, yeah! 614 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,421 Bernie, let's do it up the ass. - Okay. 615 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,626 Please, please? - Okay, okay. 616 00:38:40,664 --> 00:38:42,704 No, my ass! - Oh! 617 00:38:42,744 --> 00:38:45,075 # And until the day that one comes along... # 618 00:38:45,175 --> 00:38:48,176 Yes! 619 00:38:53,784 --> 00:38:55,954 Shut the fuck up in there! 620 00:38:55,991 --> 00:38:58,544 Did we wake you? 621 00:38:58,584 --> 00:39:02,096 # For every little fault that you have #... 622 00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:09,810 # See, I've got three or four #... 623 00:39:13,303 --> 00:39:17,329 # The human little faults you do have #... 624 00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:26,700 # Just make me love you more... # 625 00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:47,824 I have to pee. I'm always peeing. 626 00:39:55,542 --> 00:39:57,541 Hey. 627 00:39:58,132 --> 00:40:00,620 How did you get in here? 628 00:40:00,661 --> 00:40:03,184 I told the desk clerk Bernie was my old man. 629 00:40:03,284 --> 00:40:06,159 He let us wait inside. Is that cool with you? 630 00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:09,073 Bernie is out looking for a parking space. 631 00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,593 I must have taken the last one. 632 00:40:13,939 --> 00:40:16,939 I didn't get your name. - Natalie, Mikey. 633 00:40:20,979 --> 00:40:24,279 Tell me something, Natalie, is he paying you? 634 00:40:25,844 --> 00:40:28,014 Excuse me? 635 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:31,019 My old man, is he renting your ass? 636 00:40:31,059 --> 00:40:33,391 Because, otherwise, I just don't get it. 637 00:40:33,491 --> 00:40:35,375 I mean, a loser like my pops... 638 00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:38,550 in the company of some primo tits and ass? 639 00:40:39,858 --> 00:40:42,029 It don't compute. 640 00:40:48,818 --> 00:40:51,743 Is this enough to get me a little taste? 641 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:55,023 Family discount? 642 00:40:56,689 --> 00:40:59,591 Are you kidding me? - No, baby. 643 00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:03,592 Mikey! - Hey, Bernie. 644 00:41:03,634 --> 00:41:05,549 I told you we was gonna stop by. 645 00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:08,494 I thought you'd call ahead first. We were at breakfast. 646 00:41:08,594 --> 00:41:10,699 Hey. Hey. 647 00:41:13,906 --> 00:41:15,978 You missed some. 648 00:41:16,018 --> 00:41:17,901 Hey, that's nice. 649 00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:20,002 Hi. - Hi. 650 00:41:26,448 --> 00:41:29,645 You see, Bernie, the thing is... 651 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,480 we're kind of strapped. 652 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,620 I mean, Charly here is expecting like yesterday. 653 00:41:36,721 --> 00:41:38,932 And we don't have the dough to make with... 654 00:41:39,032 --> 00:41:40,876 the right nutrition for her and all. 655 00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,190 So I was wondering... 656 00:41:42,290 --> 00:41:44,588 if you would like to invest a little... 657 00:41:44,687 --> 00:41:47,234 maybe in your grandchild's future, 658 00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:49,334 his well-being. 659 00:42:07,695 --> 00:42:11,044 It's almost three grand. That's all I got. 660 00:42:11,087 --> 00:42:13,356 That's-- that's very generous. 661 00:42:13,390 --> 00:42:16,358 Bless you, Bernie. You want to feel it? 662 00:42:16,399 --> 00:42:19,099 You know, I really-- I don't think... 663 00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:21,317 Oh-- I just felt a kick. 664 00:42:21,417 --> 00:42:24,042 Come on, Bernie, give me your hand. 665 00:42:24,814 --> 00:42:28,359 You feel that? - I don't know. I think so. 666 00:42:28,398 --> 00:42:30,108 Hey, we'll catch you later, Bernie. 667 00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:30,409 Okay. 668 00:42:30,509 --> 00:42:32,778 Thanks. 669 00:42:33,996 --> 00:42:36,420 Take care, Dad. 670 00:42:37,997 --> 00:42:39,577 New Shangri-La Hotel and Casino. 671 00:42:39,678 --> 00:42:41,513 We break ground on her in six months. 672 00:42:41,613 --> 00:42:44,042 She's perfect. Three floors of gaming, 673 00:42:44,142 --> 00:42:47,076 Imax theater, entertainment center, 674 00:42:47,117 --> 00:42:49,484 boutiques, restaurants, roller coaster. 675 00:42:49,584 --> 00:42:51,145 You name it, we've got it. 676 00:42:51,245 --> 00:42:52,686 She pays for herself in three years. 677 00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:53,897 After that, it's easy money. 678 00:42:53,997 --> 00:42:56,484 Isn't she great, Shell? 679 00:43:01,357 --> 00:43:02,743 In 'Lost Horizon, ' these people, 680 00:43:02,843 --> 00:43:04,489 their plane crashes in the Himalayas... 681 00:43:04,589 --> 00:43:06,660 and they get rescued, 682 00:43:06,701 --> 00:43:10,661 Taken to this Utopia in the mountains, Shangri-La. 683 00:43:12,236 --> 00:43:14,691 It's beautiful. 684 00:43:14,733 --> 00:43:15,735 Totally isolated, 685 00:43:15,835 --> 00:43:17,704 untouched by the outside world. 686 00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:21,829 No war, no greed, no bullshit. 687 00:43:21,868 --> 00:43:24,323 Time has slowed down. 688 00:43:24,363 --> 00:43:29,066 You never age. It's paradise. 689 00:43:30,026 --> 00:43:32,829 You see, that's what Shangri-La is. 690 00:43:32,929 --> 00:43:33,959 It's paradise. 691 00:43:34,059 --> 00:43:35,549 Yeah, we've seen the movie, Shelly. 692 00:43:35,649 --> 00:43:36,391 What's your point? 693 00:43:36,491 --> 00:43:38,791 My point is, you don't fuck with paradise. 694 00:43:38,891 --> 00:43:40,262 Come on. Jesus, Shelly. 695 00:43:40,363 --> 00:43:42,663 Hey, we're not trying to fuck with it. 696 00:43:42,762 --> 00:43:44,775 We're trying to make it better. - How? 697 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:48,070 How you gonna make it better? It's perfect just the way it is. 698 00:43:48,170 --> 00:43:50,375 It's the last of its kind. It's pure. 699 00:43:50,475 --> 00:43:52,994 This-- this is a fucking mockery. 700 00:43:53,034 --> 00:43:56,806 How is it a mockery, Shelly? It's right out of the movie. 701 00:43:56,905 --> 00:43:58,790 Who's talking about a movie? 702 00:43:58,890 --> 00:44:02,190 This is not a movie. This is my fucking life. 703 00:44:02,762 --> 00:44:04,902 Let me ask you one question, where are you gonna be... 704 00:44:05,003 --> 00:44:06,790 when they decide to change it back? 705 00:44:06,890 --> 00:44:08,678 When people want the real Vegas again, 706 00:44:08,778 --> 00:44:10,662 before all this 'Epcot Center' bullshit? 707 00:44:10,762 --> 00:44:14,310 Who's gonna give it to them? You? I don't think so. 708 00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:16,164 You know who? The same fucks... 709 00:44:16,264 --> 00:44:18,309 who started this in the first place. 710 00:44:18,409 --> 00:44:19,510 You know what's gonna happen? 711 00:44:19,611 --> 00:44:21,028 It's gonna come around full circle... 712 00:44:21,128 --> 00:44:22,680 and bite you on the fucking ass, 713 00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:23,782 take my words for it. 714 00:44:23,882 --> 00:44:27,077 Shelly, you make some good points, huh? 715 00:44:27,113 --> 00:44:28,942 Maybe we'll swing back the other way... 716 00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:30,340 someday. Who the hell knows? 717 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,415 But for now, this moment, I suggest we shoot the dice. 718 00:44:35,304 --> 00:44:38,469 My friend, I think you should take some time... 719 00:44:38,569 --> 00:44:40,612 just to think things through. 720 00:44:40,712 --> 00:44:45,021 I know this is a lot to digest, I know that. 721 00:44:54,151 --> 00:44:58,460 Wait up a second. What do you say? 722 00:44:58,503 --> 00:45:00,990 I thought we were gonna go eat. 723 00:45:03,494 --> 00:45:04,823 Why don't you try this table over here? 724 00:45:04,922 --> 00:45:05,827 It's a little less crowded. 725 00:45:05,927 --> 00:45:06,911 No, let's play here. 726 00:45:07,010 --> 00:45:09,027 It's my lucky table. I always play here. 727 00:45:09,127 --> 00:45:11,363 Come on, it's more private over here. 728 00:45:11,463 --> 00:45:13,506 Shelly, I'm a big guy. I know how to take care of myself. 729 00:45:13,606 --> 00:45:16,031 Go ahead. I know how to find you. 730 00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:18,130 Go ahead. Go eat. 731 00:45:19,143 --> 00:45:21,143 Here we go. Come on. 732 00:45:22,438 --> 00:45:25,407 Out! Seven, line away. 733 00:45:25,446 --> 00:45:26,082 What the fuck? 734 00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:27,650 Come on, 'Pops.' What the hell? 735 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:29,857 I could have paid my mortgage with the money I just lost. 736 00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:32,290 File a grievance, all right? Shithead. 737 00:45:32,389 --> 00:45:34,465 Come on, give me two hot ones. 738 00:45:34,564 --> 00:45:37,413 Come on, new shooter. 739 00:45:37,445 --> 00:45:37,673 Nicky: 740 00:45:37,772 --> 00:45:39,522 Give me 100 on right, 100 big yellow... 741 00:45:39,621 --> 00:45:41,922 All right, shooter. Come on. 742 00:45:43,109 --> 00:45:45,384 Hey, hurry up, Gramps! Come on, 743 00:45:45,484 --> 00:45:47,734 your soup's getting cold, huh? 744 00:45:49,157 --> 00:45:52,419 Four, hard four. - Give me $25 yellow. 745 00:45:55,141 --> 00:45:56,993 Hey, 'Uncle Palsy'... 746 00:45:57,092 --> 00:45:59,408 come on, throw them before you... 747 00:45:59,508 --> 00:46:02,133 fucking keel over and die, old man. 748 00:46:02,757 --> 00:46:04,352 Be there! 749 00:46:04,452 --> 00:46:07,776 Seven, out. Line away. Thanks for the bets, folks. 750 00:46:07,876 --> 00:46:11,475 Don't take it so hard, Pops. Everybody craps out. 751 00:46:16,388 --> 00:46:19,006 Now go fucking change your Depends. 752 00:46:25,475 --> 00:46:27,864 That's good. 753 00:46:32,355 --> 00:46:34,463 Who's laughing now? Crack wise now, 754 00:46:34,563 --> 00:46:36,447 you fucking 'Ken doll' 755 00:46:36,547 --> 00:46:41,282 no-dick, suburbanite, fucking scum. 756 00:46:41,315 --> 00:46:43,899 Huh? Now how's that for a game? 757 00:46:43,938 --> 00:46:46,208 Nicky, Nicky. Hey, it's all right. - Get the fuck out of here! 758 00:46:46,307 --> 00:46:48,926 Disrespectful cocksucker! 759 00:46:48,962 --> 00:46:49,362 Nicky: 760 00:46:49,462 --> 00:46:51,862 How do you like the game so far? 761 00:46:55,779 --> 00:46:57,982 Nicky, Nicky, take it easy. 762 00:46:58,018 --> 00:47:01,433 Come on. Come on, come on! That ain't right! 763 00:47:01,474 --> 00:47:02,619 The guy fucked up my whole game. 764 00:47:02,718 --> 00:47:03,901 Who the fuck does he think he is? 765 00:47:04,002 --> 00:47:06,110 You're right. Forget about him, he's just a piece of shit. 766 00:47:06,210 --> 00:47:08,445 Let me see your hand. - My hand is all right. 767 00:47:08,545 --> 00:47:10,595 I got news for you. I thought this joint... 768 00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:12,060 had more fucking class, okay? 769 00:47:12,161 --> 00:47:14,691 It used to be we didn't let a bum... 770 00:47:14,792 --> 00:47:17,191 like that in this fucking place. 771 00:47:18,498 --> 00:47:20,536 Come on. 772 00:47:31,072 --> 00:47:33,277 This town... 773 00:47:33,313 --> 00:47:36,159 this town, you know, 774 00:47:36,192 --> 00:47:40,185 all-- all I want to do... 775 00:47:40,223 --> 00:47:42,268 is go some place where I can tell night from day, 776 00:47:42,368 --> 00:47:45,167 where they've got clocks on the walls. 777 00:47:45,267 --> 00:47:47,442 I can't breathe here anymore. 778 00:47:47,648 --> 00:47:49,311 Four days and I'm gone. I don't even... 779 00:47:49,411 --> 00:47:50,811 know if I can hold out that long. 780 00:47:50,911 --> 00:47:53,946 So where does that leave us, Bernie? 781 00:47:56,576 --> 00:47:58,615 A week ago, 782 00:47:58,655 --> 00:48:01,065 I couldn't even remember what it was... 783 00:48:01,165 --> 00:48:03,323 like to have a woman's hands on me. 784 00:48:03,424 --> 00:48:07,248 I still pinch myself. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up-- 785 00:48:08,446 --> 00:48:09,083 Come with me. 786 00:48:09,183 --> 00:48:11,035 Natalie, I want you to come with me. 787 00:48:11,135 --> 00:48:13,175 God, Bernie. - I'm sorry. 788 00:48:13,214 --> 00:48:15,067 I didn't mean to spring it on you. 789 00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:18,394 I-- I've been working on this compatibility chart, okay? 790 00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:21,014 And it looks good, really it does. 791 00:48:21,054 --> 00:48:22,788 So, what's the problem? 792 00:48:22,887 --> 00:48:25,554 The problem is it's only good here. 793 00:48:26,622 --> 00:48:29,081 But that's just for now, for the immediate future. 794 00:48:29,181 --> 00:48:31,196 You know, when the planets realign... 795 00:48:31,295 --> 00:48:32,250 maybe next year... 796 00:48:32,349 --> 00:48:34,553 A year!? Natalie, I can't wait another year. 797 00:48:34,654 --> 00:48:36,693 I can't-- 798 00:48:47,645 --> 00:48:49,815 I can't go, Bernie. 799 00:49:00,541 --> 00:49:03,323 Hi, Doris. - Hey. 800 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:19,223 Oh, shit. Just a second. 801 00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:23,002 Chang, party of 15, your table is ready. 802 00:49:23,035 --> 00:49:25,034 Chang, party of 15. 803 00:49:31,995 --> 00:49:33,848 All right. - Come on, papa-to-be! 804 00:49:33,948 --> 00:49:34,621 Come on, y'all. 805 00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:36,311 I want to send my baby to college. 806 00:49:36,410 --> 00:49:38,487 Six and a three, five and a four. Let's go. 807 00:49:40,667 --> 00:49:44,596 This is for our baby's future. Don't 'blow ' it. 808 00:49:45,594 --> 00:49:47,594 This is for you. 809 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:50,295 This one's on the line for the guys with bowties, 810 00:49:50,395 --> 00:49:53,111 with shoes. - Oh, yeah. 811 00:49:53,147 --> 00:49:57,009 Dealer's got shoes. The point's nine. 812 00:49:57,050 --> 00:49:57,607 Let's get that. 813 00:49:57,708 --> 00:49:59,159 A six and a three, a five and a four, 814 00:49:59,259 --> 00:50:01,718 Let's do it. Can we get it? Can we get it? Come on. 815 00:50:01,818 --> 00:50:04,185 We got a shooter. 816 00:50:05,818 --> 00:50:07,349 Hi, Bernie. 817 00:50:07,449 --> 00:50:09,838 Fucking rock star! 818 00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:12,020 Give me them dice back. 819 00:50:12,985 --> 00:50:14,933 Okay, pay me, moron, pay me. Come on! 820 00:50:15,034 --> 00:50:17,749 $9,000, $9,000. - Give him $9,000. 821 00:50:17,785 --> 00:50:19,925 We're on a streak here. Move it, move it, move it. 822 00:50:20,026 --> 00:50:21,396 God bless you all. 823 00:50:21,496 --> 00:50:24,399 Point is nine. Point is nine. 824 00:50:24,441 --> 00:50:26,061 Let me get all the hard ways... 825 00:50:26,161 --> 00:50:28,213 for 'Team Moron' here, okay? All right. 826 00:50:28,313 --> 00:50:32,468 This is great! - For you guys, all right? 827 00:50:32,505 --> 00:50:34,228 Here we go. - Come on. 828 00:50:34,329 --> 00:50:36,564 Six and three. Five and four. - This is for the baby. 829 00:50:36,664 --> 00:50:39,053 Come on. 830 00:50:45,304 --> 00:50:47,474 Oh, oh, careful! 831 00:50:47,512 --> 00:50:48,696 Come on, guys, with the cigarettes. 832 00:50:48,797 --> 00:50:49,876 We've got a pregnant woman here. 833 00:50:49,975 --> 00:50:52,787 Put them out. I'm winning you guys money. Come on! 834 00:50:52,887 --> 00:50:55,375 Come on. All right. 835 00:50:55,415 --> 00:50:57,837 What gives? 836 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:02,003 He's up 18,000 since I stepped up to the table. 837 00:51:02,039 --> 00:51:04,211 Sorry, Shelly. I'm kind of hit-or-miss these days. 838 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:07,377 $9,000, $9,000. Oh, baby. - Oh, my God. 839 00:51:07,416 --> 00:51:10,098 Oh, my God. I can feel a kick. 840 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:14,036 Fucking amateurs. 841 00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:16,689 Let's get it. Let's get it! 842 00:51:16,727 --> 00:51:19,922 Nope. That's it. Line away. 843 00:51:21,815 --> 00:51:25,524 Guys, I thank you. My pregnant wife thanks you. 844 00:51:25,557 --> 00:51:28,853 My unborn child thanks you very much, okay? 845 00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:30,991 Color me up, will you? 846 00:51:31,030 --> 00:51:33,041 And keep one of these little blue ones for yourself. 847 00:51:33,141 --> 00:51:35,181 Thank you very much. 848 00:51:45,717 --> 00:51:47,729 That's quite a run you had there, champ. 849 00:51:47,829 --> 00:51:50,829 Oh, yeah, lucky! 850 00:51:50,869 --> 00:51:53,552 Lucky night, I guess, huh? - It's so exciting to watch, too. 851 00:51:53,653 --> 00:51:54,397 If you don't mind, 852 00:51:54,498 --> 00:51:56,080 I'd like to settle this in my office. 853 00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:59,120 I don't like to lay out that kind of cash on the floor. 854 00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:00,897 We'll go up there, relax a bit, 855 00:52:00,997 --> 00:52:02,673 have a drink, name your poison, 856 00:52:02,773 --> 00:52:06,223 a little apple juice for the mother-to-be here. 857 00:52:09,012 --> 00:52:11,500 Seriously? - Yeah. 858 00:52:13,971 --> 00:52:16,762 Should I take this stuff with me? 859 00:52:16,862 --> 00:52:18,862 No. 860 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:25,041 Yeah... 861 00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:34,322 Okay, that is not how I propose we handle this. 862 00:52:34,354 --> 00:52:36,783 We turn this matter over to the authorities. 863 00:52:36,883 --> 00:52:38,766 They'll be blacklisted, their credit ruined-- 864 00:52:38,866 --> 00:52:39,901 Then, I suppose I should stick... 865 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,167 a fucking lollipop in their mouths... 866 00:52:41,267 --> 00:52:43,268 for the ride home, huh? 867 00:52:43,282 --> 00:52:44,578 Let me tell you something, 'Harvard, '... 868 00:52:44,679 --> 00:52:45,806 come upstairs with me in my office, 869 00:52:45,906 --> 00:52:48,223 watch and learn how to protect... 870 00:52:48,323 --> 00:52:51,023 your investments the old-school way. 871 00:52:58,577 --> 00:53:00,748 Fuck. 872 00:53:08,689 --> 00:53:10,729 Ow, ow, ow... ow! 873 00:53:10,768 --> 00:53:12,781 All right. Here we go everybody. Let's go. 874 00:53:12,882 --> 00:53:17,158 Shelly? Shelly! Shelly, wait a second. 875 00:53:17,202 --> 00:53:19,307 Get off me! No! 876 00:53:19,345 --> 00:53:22,869 Shelly, wait. Wait! Don't, don't. Don't do this. 877 00:53:22,897 --> 00:53:24,812 Stay out of this, Bernie. It's got nothing to do with you. 878 00:53:24,913 --> 00:53:26,350 It's got everything to do with me. 879 00:53:26,450 --> 00:53:26,924 He's my son. 880 00:53:27,025 --> 00:53:29,165 Him? This little prick is your son? 881 00:53:29,264 --> 00:53:31,305 Pop, you've got to help me out here. 882 00:53:31,406 --> 00:53:31,820 Shut up! 883 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,372 What are you talking about? Wait, wait. Are you in on this? 884 00:53:35,472 --> 00:53:36,684 Huh? - What!? 885 00:53:36,784 --> 00:53:39,085 I asked you a fucking question. You come clean with me now. 886 00:53:39,185 --> 00:53:41,420 No! For God's sake, what's the matter with you? 887 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:44,422 I didn't know nothing about this! 888 00:53:46,479 --> 00:53:48,967 Shithead here is your son? 889 00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:56,488 Let me ask you a question. 890 00:53:56,527 --> 00:53:58,506 How much you think their two lives are worth? 891 00:53:58,607 --> 00:54:00,129 Myself, I don't think they're... 892 00:54:00,229 --> 00:54:01,995 worth piss, but hey, he ain't my kid. 893 00:54:02,095 --> 00:54:04,874 This shithead was up 150 G's down there. 894 00:54:04,974 --> 00:54:06,850 That's 150 grand that somebody's... 895 00:54:06,950 --> 00:54:07,946 got to account for. 896 00:54:08,046 --> 00:54:11,371 What do you say you cover them both, 75 apiece, huh? 897 00:54:11,471 --> 00:54:12,198 Come on, Shelly. 898 00:54:12,297 --> 00:54:13,995 They didn't get away with the money. 899 00:54:14,095 --> 00:54:16,393 You haven't lost nothing. - Go to work. 900 00:54:16,493 --> 00:54:19,342 Pop! Pop! - No, wait! Come on! 901 00:54:19,374 --> 00:54:21,381 Jesus! - Wait. 902 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:25,418 All right, all right. God damn it. All right. 903 00:54:25,518 --> 00:54:28,362 All right, all right. I'm good for it. $150 G's. 904 00:54:28,462 --> 00:54:31,625 I'm good for it. 905 00:54:31,661 --> 00:54:33,865 It's all right, honey. - Oh, my God, the contractions. 906 00:54:33,966 --> 00:54:36,137 I need to go to the hospital. - Come on, Shelly. 907 00:54:36,237 --> 00:54:39,433 Oh, for God's sake, Shelly. Will you help her out? 908 00:54:39,533 --> 00:54:42,250 That's my grandkid. 909 00:54:42,285 --> 00:54:43,151 Oh, my God, that's right. 910 00:54:43,251 --> 00:54:44,520 That's Bernie's grandchild in there. 911 00:54:44,620 --> 00:54:45,455 You all right, sweetheart? 912 00:54:45,555 --> 00:54:46,730 You need to go to the hospital, huh? 913 00:54:46,830 --> 00:54:48,935 Uh-huh. - I'll bet you do. 914 00:54:51,022 --> 00:54:53,021 Jesus! - Charlene! 915 00:54:56,686 --> 00:54:58,601 Hey, everybody look, It's a boy! 916 00:54:58,701 --> 00:55:03,207 Oh, can you believe this? Bernie, you have a grandson! 917 00:55:07,019 --> 00:55:09,768 Shelly: Bernie's got a little grandson! 918 00:55:09,869 --> 00:55:11,422 Isn't he cute? Isn't he cute? 919 00:55:11,522 --> 00:55:13,352 I think he looks like you, Bernie. 920 00:55:13,452 --> 00:55:16,768 What do you think? 921 00:55:25,771 --> 00:55:27,268 A nice healthy grandson. 922 00:55:27,368 --> 00:55:29,895 Want to hold your grandson, Bernie? Huh? 923 00:55:29,995 --> 00:55:32,570 Break out the champagne, everybody. 924 00:55:32,670 --> 00:55:34,669 Bernie's a grandfather. 925 00:55:37,898 --> 00:55:39,910 You still want to make good on this? 926 00:55:40,010 --> 00:55:42,360 If you want to change your mind, 927 00:55:42,461 --> 00:55:44,460 I don't blame you. 928 00:55:46,314 --> 00:55:49,014 I'll make it up to you, Pop. I swear. 929 00:55:56,426 --> 00:55:58,499 I'm good for it. 930 00:56:02,090 --> 00:56:03,783 All right, up on the table, right now! 931 00:56:03,883 --> 00:56:04,613 Whoa, whoa whoa-- 932 00:56:04,713 --> 00:56:07,301 Wait a second. Shelly, we had a deal! 933 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,768 $150 G's buys their lives. 934 00:56:09,802 --> 00:56:12,132 This is a little slap on the wrist to remember me by. 935 00:56:12,232 --> 00:56:14,599 Wait, wait. - No, no! 936 00:56:14,633 --> 00:56:18,048 Jesus, Shelly, no! 937 00:56:18,089 --> 00:56:20,162 Come on. 938 00:56:32,296 --> 00:56:35,711 Fuck! I brought this on myself. 939 00:56:35,753 --> 00:56:38,403 I planted the seeds. 940 00:56:40,232 --> 00:56:43,607 When Angela had run off with Mikey, I didn't-- 941 00:56:44,361 --> 00:56:46,781 I never made-- 942 00:56:46,824 --> 00:56:50,115 I never made an effort to get back in his life. 943 00:56:50,215 --> 00:56:52,998 I figured... 944 00:56:53,032 --> 00:56:56,035 the kid don't need a fucking loser for a father. 945 00:56:56,135 --> 00:56:59,004 And now it's come full circle. 946 00:56:59,048 --> 00:57:01,475 I give him the money, I open the door to all this. 947 00:57:01,575 --> 00:57:05,849 This-- I got this coming to me. This is-- this is payback. 948 00:57:19,398 --> 00:57:23,043 Are you done beating yourself up, Bernie? 949 00:57:23,078 --> 00:57:27,779 # My funny Valentine #... 950 00:57:29,862 --> 00:57:34,596 # Sweet comic Valentine #... 951 00:57:34,631 --> 00:57:37,118 # You... #... 952 00:57:38,726 --> 00:57:44,225 # Make me smile with my heart #... 953 00:57:48,773 --> 00:57:55,200 # Your looks are laughable #... 954 00:57:57,061 --> 00:58:02,299 # Unphotographable #... 955 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:04,609 # Yet... #... 956 00:58:04,645 --> 00:58:08,868 # You're my favorite work of art... # 957 00:58:08,899 --> 00:58:11,868 Bernie... are you awake? 958 00:58:19,076 --> 00:58:22,043 I think that... 959 00:58:23,555 --> 00:58:25,890 I love you. 960 00:58:26,852 --> 00:58:28,956 No. 961 00:58:30,114 --> 00:58:32,864 I don't think. 962 00:58:32,899 --> 00:58:36,216 I'm pretty sure of it. 963 00:58:38,979 --> 00:58:42,142 You blindsided me, Bernie Lootz. 964 00:58:43,810 --> 00:58:46,395 I never saw it coming. 965 00:58:46,434 --> 00:58:49,564 You shouldn't do that to a girl. 966 00:58:52,353 --> 00:58:54,654 There's so many things you don't know, 967 00:58:54,755 --> 00:58:57,472 that you should know. 968 00:58:58,435 --> 00:59:01,729 Oh, fuck, I don't want to ruin this. 969 00:59:04,385 --> 00:59:07,680 It-- it don't matter. 970 00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:10,206 It don't matter what you come clean about, 971 00:59:10,306 --> 00:59:13,212 it's not gonna change the way I feel about you. 972 00:59:13,312 --> 00:59:16,127 It's not. 973 00:59:18,177 --> 00:59:20,184 Natalie, I... 974 00:59:21,857 --> 00:59:24,349 I'd say it, but... - Say it, just say it. 975 00:59:24,449 --> 00:59:26,300 No, with my rotten luck-- 976 00:59:26,399 --> 00:59:31,638 Don't-- fuck rotten luck, Bernie. That's over. 977 00:59:35,487 --> 00:59:38,074 I love you, Natalie. 978 00:59:42,463 --> 00:59:45,463 I really, really love you. 979 01:00:06,718 --> 01:00:08,726 Trixie? 980 01:00:12,671 --> 01:00:14,875 You came back? 981 01:00:45,116 --> 01:00:47,931 # What a day this has been #... 982 01:00:47,966 --> 01:00:51,130 # What a rare mood I'm in #... 983 01:00:51,165 --> 01:00:54,580 # Why, it's almost like being in love #... 984 01:00:56,669 --> 01:00:59,898 # There's a smile on my face #... 985 01:00:59,932 --> 01:01:03,348 # For the whole human race #... 986 01:01:03,389 --> 01:01:08,210 # I would swear I am falling in love... # 987 01:01:09,181 --> 01:01:11,995 Tell Bernie to go to table six. 988 01:01:12,028 --> 01:01:14,296 # All the music of life seems to be #... 989 01:01:14,396 --> 01:01:19,895 # Like a bell that is ringing for me #... 990 01:01:19,931 --> 01:01:23,510 # And from the way that I feel #... 991 01:01:23,547 --> 01:01:26,613 # When the bells start to peal #... 992 01:01:26,650 --> 01:01:29,520 # I would swear I am falling #... 993 01:01:29,563 --> 01:01:32,432 # I can swear that I'm falling #... 994 01:01:32,476 --> 01:01:38,520 # Well, it's almost like being in love... # 995 01:01:45,467 --> 01:01:49,558 Lovett, party of six, your table is ready. 996 01:01:49,595 --> 01:01:51,797 Duty calls. 997 01:01:53,721 --> 01:01:55,722 Bye. 998 01:01:56,442 --> 01:01:58,646 Yes! 999 01:02:13,657 --> 01:02:18,479 # All the music of life seems to be #... 1000 01:02:19,801 --> 01:02:25,431 # Like a bell that is ringing for me #... 1001 01:02:25,465 --> 01:02:28,782 # And from the way that I feel #... 1002 01:02:28,825 --> 01:02:31,607 # When the bells start to peal #... 1003 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,510 # I would swear I am falling #... 1004 01:02:34,552 --> 01:02:37,268 # I can swear that I'm falling #... 1005 01:02:37,304 --> 01:02:41,047 # Well, it's almost like being... #... 1006 01:02:43,287 --> 01:02:49,430 # Well, it's almost like being in love. # 1007 01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,052 Hey, Shelly, check it out. The new 'Mega Million.' 1008 01:02:56,152 --> 01:02:58,322 I call her 'Marnie.' 1009 01:02:58,359 --> 01:03:01,284 You know, 'cause she's one frigid broad. 1010 01:03:01,526 --> 01:03:03,955 You want to tell me what's going on out there? 1011 01:03:04,054 --> 01:03:04,660 I don't know. 1012 01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,324 What do you mean you don't know? 1013 01:03:06,424 --> 01:03:08,158 We're down almost a mil out there. 1014 01:03:08,258 --> 01:03:09,939 Doesn't that seem strange to you? 1015 01:03:10,039 --> 01:03:12,854 I guess I'm having an off day. 1016 01:03:12,887 --> 01:03:15,314 No, no, no. You don't have off days, Lootz. 1017 01:03:15,414 --> 01:03:17,874 You're shitty luck incarnate. What's wrong? 1018 01:03:17,974 --> 01:03:19,031 You coming down with something? 1019 01:03:19,130 --> 01:03:20,114 You have this look about you. 1020 01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:22,275 No, no, I'm fine. As a matter of fact, 1021 01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:23,603 I've never been better. 1022 01:03:23,703 --> 01:03:24,709 Give it a shot. 1023 01:03:24,809 --> 01:03:26,802 What's that supposed to mean? 1024 01:03:26,902 --> 01:03:30,877 She loves me, Shelly. She told me last night. Natalie. 1025 01:03:32,310 --> 01:03:34,641 Should I get her flowers or candy? 1026 01:03:34,742 --> 01:03:37,588 What is happening to you? 1027 01:03:37,621 --> 01:03:39,726 I think flowers. 1028 01:03:39,765 --> 01:03:42,483 Sweet Jesus! You popped her cherries! 1029 01:03:42,517 --> 01:03:43,921 Shut the fuck up! 1030 01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:45,650 I'll stay. - Scotch on the rocks. 1031 01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:48,170 Here you go, babe. - Thanks. 1032 01:03:48,212 --> 01:03:50,482 Hi, Tone. 1033 01:03:59,061 --> 01:04:01,450 Hi, Shell. 1034 01:04:01,492 --> 01:04:04,080 Do you believe those fucking kids yesterday? 1035 01:04:04,179 --> 01:04:05,904 Don't worry about them, because... 1036 01:04:06,004 --> 01:04:07,727 you and I have other problems now. 1037 01:04:07,828 --> 01:04:09,538 You have really fucked things up... 1038 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:10,895 big time, let me tell you. 1039 01:04:10,995 --> 01:04:13,647 I hired you to be his 'cooze' companion, 1040 01:04:13,747 --> 01:04:16,400 not the true love of his fucking life. 1041 01:04:16,499 --> 01:04:18,508 But no, 1042 01:04:18,548 --> 01:04:20,194 you have to go and get all profound... 1043 01:04:20,293 --> 01:04:21,135 on the poor schmuck. 1044 01:04:21,235 --> 01:04:23,276 'I love you, Bernie.' 1045 01:04:23,316 --> 01:04:25,344 What the hell were you thinking? 1046 01:04:25,443 --> 01:04:27,535 Those four words of endearment... 1047 01:04:27,635 --> 01:04:29,287 have cost this casino... 1048 01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:31,712 one million and counting today. 1049 01:04:32,787 --> 01:04:35,340 I don't understand what that means. 1050 01:04:36,948 --> 01:04:39,118 Lady Luck. 1051 01:04:39,155 --> 01:04:42,031 You've heard of 'Lady Luck, ' haven't you? 1052 01:04:42,132 --> 01:04:42,375 Yeah. 1053 01:04:42,475 --> 01:04:44,367 That's what's going on out there. 1054 01:04:44,467 --> 01:04:47,183 Lootz is Kryptonite on a stick. 1055 01:04:47,219 --> 01:04:49,102 He should have them throwing ice cubes right now, 1056 01:04:49,202 --> 01:04:51,919 but instead I've got a meltdown on my hands. 1057 01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:54,008 So here's the situation: you are out... 1058 01:04:54,108 --> 01:04:56,046 of his life, before he even gets home. 1059 01:04:56,146 --> 01:04:58,509 Don't even tell him to his face. Leave him a note. 1060 01:04:58,609 --> 01:05:01,365 I'm gonna make some calls and you're... 1061 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:04,090 gonna be situated at another joint. 1062 01:05:10,769 --> 01:05:13,320 I don't think I can do that, Shell. 1063 01:05:14,257 --> 01:05:16,624 Excuse me? 1064 01:05:16,657 --> 01:05:18,664 I said... 1065 01:05:18,705 --> 01:05:20,717 I don't think I can do that, Shell. 1066 01:05:20,816 --> 01:05:23,633 It wasn't an act. 1067 01:05:23,665 --> 01:05:25,705 I meant it. 1068 01:05:25,745 --> 01:05:28,329 You love him? - Yeah. 1069 01:05:28,369 --> 01:05:31,336 I love the schmuck. 1070 01:05:31,377 --> 01:05:34,693 What the fuck is there to love? 1071 01:05:34,737 --> 01:05:35,564 He's a loser. 1072 01:05:35,664 --> 01:05:37,772 Always has been, always will be. 1073 01:05:37,872 --> 01:05:40,382 I thought you were a smart cookie... 1074 01:05:40,481 --> 01:05:42,481 when I picked you out. 1075 01:05:43,088 --> 01:05:46,503 You do not want to fuck with me. 1076 01:05:46,544 --> 01:05:49,168 Because if you do, your next john... 1077 01:05:49,199 --> 01:05:51,213 is going to be a fucking rattlesnake... 1078 01:05:51,313 --> 01:05:52,428 in the fucking desert. 1079 01:05:52,528 --> 01:05:54,443 Do you understand me? - Yeah. 1080 01:05:54,543 --> 01:05:56,543 Get out of here. 1081 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,790 Hey, Natalie. 1082 01:06:55,180 --> 01:06:57,418 It doesn't matter. 1083 01:07:17,323 --> 01:07:20,323 Look. A six-card 21? 1084 01:07:20,364 --> 01:07:23,625 Please! 1085 01:07:43,083 --> 01:07:46,247 # Can I steal a little love? #... 1086 01:07:46,282 --> 01:07:51,497 # Yeah, let me raid a little love. # 1087 01:07:55,818 --> 01:07:58,789 Thank you, thank you. You guys are too kind. 1088 01:07:58,889 --> 01:08:00,437 This next song I'd like to do for you... 1089 01:08:00,537 --> 01:08:01,925 is dedicated to a friend over there. 1090 01:08:02,026 --> 01:08:04,126 Brianna, this one's for you. 1091 01:08:06,602 --> 01:08:09,381 I want you to tell me the truth, Shelly. 1092 01:08:09,482 --> 01:08:11,419 Did you say something to Natalie? 1093 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,613 Did you muscle her? 1094 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:14,341 Jesus, Bernie. Is that what you think? 1095 01:08:14,441 --> 01:08:16,069 That I would fuck with your happiness? 1096 01:08:16,169 --> 01:08:18,406 That hurts me. 1097 01:08:20,809 --> 01:08:23,526 I don't know. 1098 01:08:25,769 --> 01:08:29,347 This guy is all flash. No soul. 1099 01:08:29,384 --> 01:08:30,279 I miss Buddy. 1100 01:08:30,378 --> 01:08:32,868 It's just not the same around here. 1101 01:08:32,968 --> 01:08:35,390 Buddy was tired. 1102 01:08:35,432 --> 01:08:36,676 I gave him the easy way out. 1103 01:08:36,777 --> 01:08:38,437 Things could have been so much worse. 1104 01:08:38,537 --> 01:08:40,586 'Gave him the easy way out'? 1105 01:08:40,687 --> 01:08:43,087 What are you talking about? He-- 1106 01:08:46,919 --> 01:08:48,899 Buddy never would have taken the buyout. 1107 01:08:48,999 --> 01:08:50,205 He would have stuck to his guns... 1108 01:08:50,306 --> 01:08:50,884 right to the end. 1109 01:08:50,984 --> 01:08:52,200 They would have ended up hurting him. 1110 01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:53,379 I could not allow that to happen. 1111 01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:55,651 Jesus. You--... 1112 01:08:55,687 --> 01:08:57,246 you sit here and you justify it... 1113 01:08:57,346 --> 01:08:59,139 like you're Dr. Kevorkian or something? 1114 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,239 Hey, listen to me. 1115 01:09:01,257 --> 01:09:03,107 I loved that son of a bitch, but his time was up. 1116 01:09:03,207 --> 01:09:04,752 What was I supposed to do, leave him... 1117 01:09:04,852 --> 01:09:06,274 to those corporate fucking scumbags? 1118 01:09:06,374 --> 01:09:08,791 What I did was a humanitarian thing, 1119 01:09:08,890 --> 01:09:10,691 that I have no doubt about. 1120 01:09:10,790 --> 01:09:13,542 And afterwards I held him in my arms... 1121 01:09:13,642 --> 01:09:16,041 and I cried like a fucking baby. 1122 01:09:18,119 --> 01:09:19,683 What? 1123 01:09:19,782 --> 01:09:21,739 What is this fucking look... 1124 01:09:21,839 --> 01:09:24,839 you're giving me now? What is that, huh? 1125 01:09:29,862 --> 01:09:32,705 Televangelist: There are the sins of the flesh. 1126 01:09:32,805 --> 01:09:36,067 There are the sins of the gambling halls... 1127 01:09:36,101 --> 01:09:39,549 be it dice or in some cases, 1128 01:09:39,590 --> 01:09:42,175 'the devil's thumb papers.' 1129 01:10:11,972 --> 01:10:14,394 Let's take off tonight. 1130 01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:17,424 I can't do that. 1131 01:10:17,524 --> 01:10:19,487 I have an obligation to Shelly. He-- 1132 01:10:19,587 --> 01:10:23,002 Fuck Shelly. 1133 01:10:23,043 --> 01:10:26,142 He doesn't give a shit about you, Bernie. 1134 01:10:31,042 --> 01:10:33,248 Let's just climb in your car... 1135 01:10:33,347 --> 01:10:36,445 and drive the hell out of here tonight. 1136 01:10:39,619 --> 01:10:41,725 I can't do that, Natalie. 1137 01:10:41,762 --> 01:10:44,250 He'd come after me, 1138 01:10:44,291 --> 01:10:46,658 because you're with me. 1139 01:10:48,227 --> 01:10:51,739 I can't have that on me. 1140 01:11:05,058 --> 01:11:07,098 Okay. 1141 01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:09,177 Okay. 1142 01:11:15,042 --> 01:11:17,180 Winner! 1143 01:12:01,279 --> 01:12:04,061 Shelly! Shelly! 1144 01:12:04,095 --> 01:12:06,298 You have no fucking right! 1145 01:12:06,334 --> 01:12:10,610 Shelly, you got no fucking right! 1146 01:12:11,647 --> 01:12:14,844 Shelly, I tried. I couldn't do it. 1147 01:12:14,878 --> 01:12:17,496 Shelly-- Shelly-- 1148 01:12:17,535 --> 01:12:19,956 I can't leave, Shell. 1149 01:12:19,998 --> 01:12:20,944 Shell, I love him. 1150 01:12:21,044 --> 01:12:22,874 Doesn't that mean anything to you? 1151 01:12:22,974 --> 01:12:25,210 You heartless fuck. 1152 01:12:27,934 --> 01:12:30,072 I thought-- 1153 01:12:33,052 --> 01:12:36,348 Bastard! I thought he was your friend. 1154 01:12:38,013 --> 01:12:39,724 Who do you think you are? 1155 01:12:39,824 --> 01:12:42,168 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1156 01:12:42,268 --> 01:12:44,538 You're nobody! 1157 01:12:44,573 --> 01:12:46,393 I could make you disappear like that... 1158 01:12:46,494 --> 01:12:48,505 and not one fucking person would miss you. 1159 01:12:48,606 --> 01:12:52,151 Not one fucking person! - Bernie would! 1160 01:12:53,116 --> 01:12:55,320 He loves me. 1161 01:12:55,356 --> 01:12:57,943 He loves me... 1162 01:12:57,981 --> 01:13:02,039 and that kills you, doesn't it, Shell? 1163 01:13:02,076 --> 01:13:05,622 That kills you! That kills you, doesn't it? 1164 01:13:05,660 --> 01:13:07,732 He was your only friend... 1165 01:13:07,772 --> 01:13:10,160 and you crippled him. 1166 01:13:10,204 --> 01:13:12,276 You crippled him... 1167 01:13:12,315 --> 01:13:15,416 and he still stood by you, but no more, Shell. 1168 01:13:15,515 --> 01:13:17,257 The only friends you've got now... 1169 01:13:17,357 --> 01:13:19,256 are the fucking guys on your payroll. 1170 01:13:19,355 --> 01:13:21,925 You don't own me anymore, Shelly, 1171 01:13:22,025 --> 01:13:23,895 and you don't own Bernie. 1172 01:13:23,995 --> 01:13:27,857 We're leaving here tonight. I am taking him... 1173 01:13:27,900 --> 01:13:31,414 and there is not a fucking thing that you can do about it! 1174 01:13:31,515 --> 01:13:34,830 And you will be all alone! - Is that right? 1175 01:14:20,888 --> 01:14:23,059 I love him. 1176 01:15:02,935 --> 01:15:04,974 Natalie? 1177 01:15:06,231 --> 01:15:09,305 Don't turn the light on. I got a headache. 1178 01:15:09,975 --> 01:15:13,107 Did you take something? I've got aspirin, I've got-- 1179 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:16,721 Yeah, I already took something. 1180 01:15:16,758 --> 01:15:18,758 What--? 1181 01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:21,972 Oh, shit. 1182 01:15:23,445 --> 01:15:26,671 Natalie, what-- what happened to the mirror? 1183 01:15:31,990 --> 01:15:33,681 Natalie? 1184 01:15:33,781 --> 01:15:37,327 No, Bernie, don't. Oh, shit-- Bernie! 1185 01:15:37,365 --> 01:15:39,504 Jesus Christ. 1186 01:15:39,541 --> 01:15:41,810 Natalie, who did this to you? We've got to call the police. 1187 01:15:41,910 --> 01:15:46,099 I thought, 'Easy money.' - What are you talking about? 1188 01:15:46,133 --> 01:15:48,336 Shelly. 1189 01:15:51,476 --> 01:15:54,859 He paid me to get close to you, 1190 01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:58,130 to keep you around. 1191 01:16:08,724 --> 01:16:10,724 Shelly...? 1192 01:16:10,740 --> 01:16:15,311 Yeah. Shelly. 1193 01:16:17,235 --> 01:16:20,399 You were right that first night. 1194 01:16:20,436 --> 01:16:23,850 I was for sale. 1195 01:16:25,171 --> 01:16:28,815 Bought and paid for. 1196 01:16:28,851 --> 01:16:31,404 You were the 'easy mark, ' Bernie. 1197 01:16:36,178 --> 01:16:39,212 At first I thought that you were... 1198 01:16:39,251 --> 01:16:42,776 just another way to make a quick buck, you know? 1199 01:16:44,307 --> 01:16:47,601 And then I started to take a closer look. 1200 01:16:50,193 --> 01:16:53,128 And for the first time, 1201 01:16:53,170 --> 01:16:56,770 you were somebody who wasn't trying to hustle me, 1202 01:16:57,682 --> 01:16:59,422 somebody who wasn't trying to pretend... 1203 01:16:59,522 --> 01:17:00,589 he was someone he wasn't. 1204 01:17:00,690 --> 01:17:05,325 Just a decent guy, trying to get back on track. 1205 01:17:07,857 --> 01:17:09,019 And it didn't hurt any... 1206 01:17:09,119 --> 01:17:10,669 that you put me up on a pedestal. 1207 01:17:10,769 --> 01:17:14,511 It sure puts the gutter in perspective. 1208 01:17:16,369 --> 01:17:18,736 Shelly paid you? 1209 01:17:21,777 --> 01:17:24,776 Shelly wants me gone. 1210 01:17:27,504 --> 01:17:30,320 He says I bring you luck. 1211 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,549 'Lady Luck.' 1212 01:17:35,601 --> 01:17:39,245 I stayed to tell you to your face... 1213 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,086 and I knew you wouldn't... 1214 01:17:41,187 --> 01:17:43,886 want me no more and I could just go. 1215 01:17:49,103 --> 01:17:51,829 We've got to get you to the hospital. 1216 01:17:51,929 --> 01:17:54,028 We'll talk about this later. 1217 01:18:51,181 --> 01:18:53,164 Tell me again, Bernie. 1218 01:18:53,265 --> 01:18:56,451 Tell me everything's gonna be okay. 1219 01:18:56,492 --> 01:18:59,176 Everything's gonna be fine. 1220 01:18:59,211 --> 01:19:01,354 This is our time. This is you and me... 1221 01:19:01,453 --> 01:19:02,695 and we're going for it. 1222 01:19:02,795 --> 01:19:05,097 Oh, my God. 1223 01:19:07,789 --> 01:19:09,576 Hey. 1224 01:19:09,676 --> 01:19:11,610 You look in the mirror, you don't like... 1225 01:19:11,709 --> 01:19:13,160 what you see, don't believe it. 1226 01:19:13,259 --> 01:19:15,144 Look in my eyes. 1227 01:19:15,244 --> 01:19:17,735 I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need. 1228 01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:20,487 You look into my eyes, Natalie. 1229 01:19:29,994 --> 01:19:32,843 Bernie, Bernie, wait, wait. 1230 01:19:32,874 --> 01:19:34,758 Your chart that first night-- 1231 01:19:34,859 --> 01:19:36,511 I wasn't being straight with you. 1232 01:19:36,611 --> 01:19:38,470 It is the worst chart I've ever seen. 1233 01:19:38,570 --> 01:19:40,679 There's nothing in the cards for you, I'm telling you. 1234 01:19:40,779 --> 01:19:43,626 No, don't you see? That was before. 1235 01:19:43,659 --> 01:19:45,090 That was before you opened up... 1236 01:19:45,190 --> 01:19:45,927 your heart to me. 1237 01:19:46,027 --> 01:19:50,077 Everything's different now. I got Lady Luck on my side. 1238 01:19:50,089 --> 01:19:52,478 Nothing's gonna happen to me. 1239 01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:54,562 Wait. 1240 01:19:54,603 --> 01:19:57,449 Here. Look, I got $3,000 he paid me. 1241 01:19:57,482 --> 01:19:59,749 Maybe Shelly will take it as a down payment, 1242 01:19:59,848 --> 01:20:00,963 and we can pay in installments, 1243 01:20:01,063 --> 01:20:01,990 when we get settled, okay? 1244 01:20:02,090 --> 01:20:05,765 I don't think $3,000-- - Come on, take it, Bernie! 1245 01:20:18,217 --> 01:20:19,753 ...street vendors in your face. I walk... 1246 01:20:19,854 --> 01:20:21,157 up there, I'd want to shoot myself. 1247 01:20:21,257 --> 01:20:23,685 I suppose you'd like that freak show, huh, Harvard? 1248 01:20:23,785 --> 01:20:25,858 Yeah, I do. 1249 01:20:25,896 --> 01:20:28,216 It brings people downtown into... 1250 01:20:28,316 --> 01:20:31,166 the casino. That is good for business. 1251 01:20:35,015 --> 01:20:37,317 Oof! - Hey! 1252 01:20:37,352 --> 01:20:39,844 You lay another finger on her, I swear to God, I'll kill you. 1253 01:20:39,944 --> 01:20:43,544 Are you listening to me? I will fucking kill you. 1254 01:20:51,526 --> 01:20:53,862 Why, Shelly? 1255 01:20:56,326 --> 01:20:59,011 How could you do that to her? 1256 01:20:59,047 --> 01:21:01,667 Because I never let go of a good thing, Bernie, 1257 01:21:01,767 --> 01:21:04,517 and you are a very, very good thing. 1258 01:21:04,551 --> 01:21:07,042 The best cooler there ever was and I need him back. 1259 01:21:07,141 --> 01:21:08,931 He ain't never coming back. 1260 01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:12,346 That is a dead man talking. 1261 01:21:15,303 --> 01:21:17,790 Shelly... 1262 01:21:19,590 --> 01:21:22,241 I'm done with this joint, Natalie and me. 1263 01:21:22,342 --> 01:21:25,346 We are out of here. I'll get a job out in the world. 1264 01:21:25,446 --> 01:21:27,490 I'll send you half my paycheck every month. 1265 01:21:27,590 --> 01:21:28,792 I'll make good on my commitment. 1266 01:21:28,891 --> 01:21:29,857 Bernie, if you bail on me, 1267 01:21:29,957 --> 01:21:31,137 they're gonna throw your fucking ass... 1268 01:21:31,236 --> 01:21:32,194 off the roof of this building... 1269 01:21:32,294 --> 01:21:34,673 snatch the broad, and throw her... 1270 01:21:34,773 --> 01:21:36,947 right the fuck on top of you. 1271 01:21:37,990 --> 01:21:41,218 I don't think so, 'cause if you whack me, 1272 01:21:41,253 --> 01:21:42,978 then Bernie Lootz ain't the biggest... 1273 01:21:43,078 --> 01:21:44,289 loser in the world no more. 1274 01:21:44,389 --> 01:21:47,650 That honor is gonna rest upon you, Shelly. 1275 01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:49,219 And maybe you had it all along. 1276 01:21:49,319 --> 01:21:49,984 I'm the loser? 1277 01:21:50,084 --> 01:21:52,384 What do you got, other than this joint? 1278 01:21:52,484 --> 01:21:54,561 What more do I need? - You got nothing. 1279 01:21:54,661 --> 01:21:58,238 This place-- your legacy, it's a mirage. 1280 01:21:58,276 --> 01:22:00,257 You turn your back, it don't even exist. 1281 01:22:00,357 --> 01:22:02,336 There's no night, there's no day, 1282 01:22:02,437 --> 01:22:05,889 it's just one big fucking blur and it don't count for nothing. 1283 01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:07,936 You believe this fucking guy? 1284 01:22:08,036 --> 01:22:10,016 I feel sorry for you, Shelly. 1285 01:22:10,116 --> 01:22:11,968 You're the worst kind of gambler there is, 1286 01:22:12,067 --> 01:22:14,080 too scared to throw his chips on the table. 1287 01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:16,799 Too scared to extend any real kind of friendship. 1288 01:22:16,899 --> 01:22:20,574 Always scared he's gonna end up out in the desert. 1289 01:22:20,579 --> 01:22:24,007 Well, sweet fucking dreams pal. 1290 01:22:24,107 --> 01:22:24,895 I'm out. 1291 01:22:24,995 --> 01:22:27,068 If that's where it ends, 1292 01:22:27,108 --> 01:22:29,562 that's where it ends. 1293 01:22:30,564 --> 01:22:32,255 Jesus Christ, that's such a fucking... 1294 01:22:32,355 --> 01:22:33,406 touching speech, Bernie. 1295 01:22:33,507 --> 01:22:35,359 All that Jimmy Stewart bullshit, 1296 01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:39,058 I got such a lump in my throat, I can't tell you. 1297 01:22:39,202 --> 01:22:41,246 But it doesn't change a thing. 1298 01:22:41,346 --> 01:22:44,071 If you don't make good on my 150 G's, 1299 01:22:44,170 --> 01:22:46,646 I'm gonna close the books on you. 1300 01:22:47,234 --> 01:22:49,118 You and the broad. 1301 01:22:49,219 --> 01:22:51,389 You leave me no choice. 1302 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,760 Change only. 1303 01:23:25,537 --> 01:23:27,741 Change. 1304 01:23:29,856 --> 01:23:32,190 $3,000. 1305 01:23:48,479 --> 01:23:51,326 Yo, 11, pay the line. 1306 01:23:56,095 --> 01:23:58,331 Winner, seven. 1307 01:24:12,607 --> 01:24:15,159 Six easy. Easy way six. 1308 01:24:21,279 --> 01:24:23,831 Winner. Front line. 1309 01:24:39,581 --> 01:24:41,914 Hey, Shelly, take a look at number four. 1310 01:24:42,013 --> 01:24:44,828 Winner. 1311 01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:54,841 Okay, folks, we're coming out now. 1312 01:24:54,942 --> 01:24:57,625 Hold bets, curb checks, C&E is 11. 1313 01:25:04,764 --> 01:25:07,164 Come on, man, make me some money. 1314 01:25:08,796 --> 01:25:09,976 Winner, seven. 1315 01:25:10,076 --> 01:25:11,405 What the fuck is going on here? 1316 01:25:11,505 --> 01:25:12,344 Where have you been? 1317 01:25:12,444 --> 01:25:12,911 Not now. 1318 01:25:13,010 --> 01:25:15,159 Bullshit. Shut him down right now. 1319 01:25:15,258 --> 01:25:17,464 Shut him down or I will. - Not here. 1320 01:25:17,564 --> 01:25:19,735 Come take a walk with me. 1321 01:25:24,123 --> 01:25:25,600 What is your interest in this, Shelly? 1322 01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:26,776 Because you know what I see? 1323 01:25:26,875 --> 01:25:28,671 I see your guy taking us to the fucking... 1324 01:25:28,770 --> 01:25:30,390 cleaners, and I'll tell you one thing. 1325 01:25:30,491 --> 01:25:33,566 He's not leaving here with a fucking dime. 1326 01:25:40,890 --> 01:25:43,158 Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. 1327 01:25:43,258 --> 01:25:44,854 Lootz is all right, 1328 01:25:44,954 --> 01:25:45,877 so he's walking out of here... 1329 01:25:45,977 --> 01:25:47,191 with everything he's got coming to him. 1330 01:25:47,290 --> 01:25:48,730 If you so much as touch... 1331 01:25:48,831 --> 01:25:50,901 one fucking hair on his fucking head, 1332 01:25:51,001 --> 01:25:52,753 I'm gonna fucking wallpaper this fucking... 1333 01:25:52,853 --> 01:25:54,102 bathroom with your fucking ass, 1334 01:25:54,202 --> 01:25:55,199 do you understand me? 1335 01:25:55,299 --> 01:25:57,143 Muted tones, isn't that what you said? 1336 01:25:57,243 --> 01:25:59,893 Huh? I can't hear you. 1337 01:25:59,929 --> 01:26:01,973 Wait, wait a minute. There it is. 1338 01:26:02,074 --> 01:26:05,302 Blended in, at a subsonic level, 1339 01:26:05,338 --> 01:26:07,377 like some kind of mantra, 1340 01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:10,548 'Pain, pain, pain.' 1341 01:26:17,017 --> 01:26:19,057 Please... 1342 01:26:23,513 --> 01:26:25,815 Come on, come on. 1343 01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:28,336 Big roll. Big roll, buddy. 1344 01:26:29,721 --> 01:26:32,404 Here we go, here we go. 1345 01:26:38,712 --> 01:26:40,887 He must be up over 100 grand! 1346 01:26:43,832 --> 01:26:47,792 Gray craps, line away. 1347 01:27:01,399 --> 01:27:03,603 Here we go. 1348 01:27:14,647 --> 01:27:16,467 Okay. 1349 01:27:16,567 --> 01:27:19,054 Hit it again. Come on. 1350 01:27:22,454 --> 01:27:24,454 Come on now. Come on. 1351 01:27:25,558 --> 01:27:29,388 12 craps. Line away. 12 craps. 1352 01:27:46,549 --> 01:27:49,396 What the fuck? Not all of it! 1353 01:27:49,428 --> 01:27:51,731 $80,000. 1354 01:27:51,765 --> 01:27:53,809 On the field? Is he fucking crazy? 1355 01:27:53,909 --> 01:27:56,810 Don't do it. 1356 01:28:24,914 --> 01:28:26,631 Thank you, God. Thank you, God. 1357 01:28:26,731 --> 01:28:27,535 Thank you, God. 1358 01:28:27,635 --> 01:28:29,774 It's all right, right? 1359 01:28:29,811 --> 01:28:31,549 You guys worked it out... 1360 01:28:31,650 --> 01:28:34,650 and he took the money? It's okay, right? 1361 01:29:01,874 --> 01:29:04,393 You want me to get that, Shelly? 1362 01:29:38,159 --> 01:29:38,889 Bernie? 1363 01:29:38,990 --> 01:29:42,284 Can you tell me what happened? 1364 01:29:43,984 --> 01:29:47,147 Yeah. Yeah. 1365 01:29:54,831 --> 01:29:57,548 Why-- why are we stopping, Bernie? 1366 01:29:57,585 --> 01:30:01,706 I think-- I think-- Oh, God damn. 1367 01:30:26,925 --> 01:30:29,261 What the fuck happened in there? 1368 01:30:35,406 --> 01:30:38,089 What? What? 1369 01:30:38,125 --> 01:30:40,296 What! - Look. Look. 1370 01:30:40,334 --> 01:30:42,634 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1371 01:30:42,669 --> 01:30:44,841 Natalie, I won. I won. - Oh, my God! 1372 01:30:44,941 --> 01:30:47,016 How much!? How much!? - A lot. 1373 01:30:47,116 --> 01:30:49,385 Bahamas, here we come. 1374 01:30:54,860 --> 01:30:56,961 Step out of the car, please. 1375 01:30:59,278 --> 01:31:01,396 What's the problem, Officer? 1376 01:31:01,496 --> 01:31:04,002 Step out of the car, both of you. 1377 01:31:13,259 --> 01:31:16,260 Officer, my driving, it-- 1378 01:31:16,301 --> 01:31:19,559 I'm sorry if we were driving a little fast, we're a bit excited. 1379 01:31:19,659 --> 01:31:22,959 We won a shitload of money at the Shangri-La. 1380 01:31:22,987 --> 01:31:25,954 You didn't win nothing. 1381 01:31:29,196 --> 01:31:33,221 Now both of you, turn around. Get down on your knees. 1382 01:31:33,259 --> 01:31:35,560 Now. 1383 01:31:37,963 --> 01:31:40,811 Jesus Christ, Bern, Jesus Christ. 1384 01:31:44,906 --> 01:31:47,526 The kid just wants you should know, Shelly, 1385 01:31:47,627 --> 01:31:49,926 he's just protecting our investment... 1386 01:31:50,026 --> 01:31:52,197 ...the old-school way. 1387 01:31:52,234 --> 01:31:54,484 I'll see you around, my friend. 1388 01:31:58,410 --> 01:32:01,225 I knew it was too good to be true. 1389 01:32:03,178 --> 01:32:05,634 Who were we kidding? 1390 01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:54,211 It's a drunk driver. 1391 01:32:55,175 --> 01:32:58,175 This is just-- this is just freaky luck. 1392 01:32:58,215 --> 01:33:00,320 It was freaky accident. 1393 01:33:20,231 --> 01:33:22,690 Gentlemen, I want to thank you for your vote of confidence. 1394 01:33:22,789 --> 01:33:25,218 As the new director of casino operations, 1395 01:33:25,317 --> 01:33:27,169 I want to make a personal guarantee... 1396 01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:28,770 to each and every one of you... 1397 01:33:28,899 --> 01:33:32,429 that your investment in the Golden Shangri-La will be well looked after. 1398 01:33:33,509 --> 01:33:35,746 The future looks very bright, gentlemen. 1399 01:33:35,846 --> 01:33:39,424 Very, very bright. 100585