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That's not right.
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That's so unreasonable.
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Yeah, well, if you're going
to be like this,
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then I don't want to talk
to you right now, either.
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Okay. I love you. Bye.
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Amazon customer support?
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No, my mother.
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Guess who she's insisting
we invite to our wedding.
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Jesus?
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If only.
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My brother.
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Wait a minute.
You didn't invite your brother
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to your own wedding?
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He tormented me
my whole childhood.
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I don't think
I should reward
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that type of behavior
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with a slice of wedding cake
in the shape
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of the Millennium Falcon.
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Try again.
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A slice of wedding cake
in the shape of a cake.
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Look, he may have been mean
to you when you were kids,
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but you're both grown men now.
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That's right.
I'm a grown-up,
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and if I don't want to invite
him to my wedding, then I won't.
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Okay.
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Except I have to 'cause
my mommy's making me.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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Okay, so each welcome bag
gets a schedule of events,
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a map, and
chocolate from me.
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And from Sheldon,
a bottle of Purell...
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...the number for Poison
Control in case someone
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accidentally drinks the Purell,
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and a laminated
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table of elements because
the American school system
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is a failure.
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How many out-of-town guests
are there gonna be?
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I'm actually not sure.
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Turns out Sheldon
didn't invite his brother.
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Mm. Now it's starting
to sound like a wedding.
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And his mom said she won't come
if his brother's not there.
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Ooh, now it's starting to sound
like a good wedding.
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Hey, Bernie. Hey.
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How do you know
if someone has pink eye?
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Um, their eye would be red,
swollen and probably oozy.
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Okay, thanks.
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Both kids have pink eye.
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Oh, no.
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You stop right there.
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I'm getting married in a week;
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you are not giving me pink eye.
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I don't have pink eye.
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Hey! Hey. Hey.
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Step away from the bride.
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Okay.
I'll go back upstairs.
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Get in the shower and then take
those clothes and burn them.
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Yeah, and all the rest
of your clothes!
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Ah, worth a shot.
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So am I gonna be, like, the only
single guy at Sheldon's wedding?
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No.
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There-There'll be a lot
of single people there.
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Stuart, Amy's great-aunt...
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Although, Stuart's already
friended her on Facebook,
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so, better move quick.
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I got to find a date.
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I don't want to be
that sad single friend
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that everyone looks at
with pity.
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Uh, I'm-I'm afraid
that ship may have sailed.
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Leonard,
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you have a brother,
right?
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Yes.
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Is he the worst?
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Is he an unspeakable
abomination?
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Does the very thought of him
make your skin crawl?
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Well, he laughs
at his own jokes,
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but otherwise he's okay.
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Sheldon, what's going on?
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I'm trying to invite
my stupid brother to my wedding
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and he's avoiding my calls.
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You don't know he's
avoiding your calls.
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Hey, you've reached
George Cooper.
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Please leave a message,
unless this is Sheldon again,
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in which case, please try me
on my other number,
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1-800-suck-it.
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See?
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And I know that's not
a real number
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because why would it be
toll-free?
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Sheldon, you tried.
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What more could you have done?
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Hey, why didn't you invite
him in the first place?
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You don't know what it was like
growing up with him.
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I get it; I grew up
with lots of brothers.
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My brother Adoot was
especially mean.
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Really? I've never
heard you mention Adoot.
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Yeah, sure I have.
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He's the one who left the door
open when we were kids,
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and my pet mongoose ran away.
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Stupid Adoot.
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Look, uh, short of getting
on a plane and flying there,
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what does your mother
expect you to do?
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I kept saying no.
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H-H-How am I here?
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Hey, did I tell you?
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I found a date.
To the wedding?
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Uh, to coffee.
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But if things go well,
Sheldon and Amy's wedding.
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Aren't you worried
it's a little intense
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to ask someone you just met
to go to a wedding?
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I'm running
out of time.
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Wh-Wh-Why can't there be
a service where you can
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just pay someone to be
your date for the evening?
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Like an escort service?
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No, no, no. Y-You wouldn't
be paying for sex.
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I mean, obviously if
things went well,
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it could lead to sex,
but, but the money is for,
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like, you know, her time
and companionship.
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Oh, I get it...
an escort service.
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Stop saying that.
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Stop meaning it.
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Hey, Raj, remember
when you borrowed
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my VR goggles the other day?
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Yeah.
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Probably shouldn't
have done that.
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So, wait, y-your
brother is Dr. Tire?
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Yes, and, apparently,
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it only takes half a semester
of community college
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to get that
particular doctorate.
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We passed three
of these stores on the way here.
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Why did you say he's just
"some loser who sells tires"?
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You're right,
that was unfair.
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He's a loser who
sells more tires
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than anyone in Texas.
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Oh, excuse me.
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One second, I'll check to see
if the doctor's in.
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He is not
a doctor.
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There's only
one doctor here and it's me.
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I'm also a doctor.
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Do you want to wait
in the car?
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I wanted to wait
in California.
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So, is this Georgie?
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Yes.
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And what is
he even using
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that stethoscope
to listen to?
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I don't know, small leak?
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All right,
that makes sense.
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Hello, Georgie.
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It's just George now.
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Fine, George.
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No, I don't like it... Georgie.
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I see you haven't
changed one bit.
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Thank you, that is
a nice thing to say.
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Hey, I'm Leonard.
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I'm here for-for
no reason.
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What do you want, Sheldon?
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Why aren't you returning
my phone calls?
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You're supposed to
be the smart one;
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you figure it out.
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He's not that kind
of smart.
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You might want
to give him a hint.
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We haven't talked
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in over ten years, and now
that you need something,
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you think you can just
show up at my store?
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Well, let's just
drop everything
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to accommodate Sheldon.
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Nice try,
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but I am not a gullible
little boy anymore.
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I can recognize sarcasm.
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Okay. You're right.
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I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
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Tell me what you need.
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Your wish is my command.
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That's better, thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow. You really can't keep
your hands off Howard, can you?
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I know, I have a problem.
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I just wanted to make sure
you and Amy didn't get it.
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Well, I didn't get it.
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You infected me a week
before my wedding.
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What am I supposed
to do about this?
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Wear a veil?
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It's not funny.
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Look at what
you've done to me!
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Ah, hey.
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Could you just, like,
not touch my computer
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or... like, anything
else. I just, ugh,
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I don't want to look like that
in your wedding photos.
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There aren't gonna be
any wedding photos.
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My fiancé's a germophobe.
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If he finds out
I'm contagious,
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he'll never
come back from Texas.
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What if we tell him the theme
of the wedding is Walking Dead
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and this is our zombie makeup?
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That'll probably work.
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We'll call that plan B.
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Oh, well...
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Turns out this is gonna
come in handy after all.
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Hold up.
I-I'm confused.
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You didn't want me
at your wedding,
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but now
that Mom won't come,
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you want me there.
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I know you don't
hear this a lot,
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but that is exactly right.
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Good job.
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Not helping, Sheldon.
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Listen here,
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you want me at your wedding,
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all you got to do is ask nicely.
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Georgie.
George.
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I would like you
at my wedding.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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That is so nice to hear.
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But I would rather swallow
a pregnant wildcat
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and crap out
a litter of kittens.
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It is fitting that
you got into tires,
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because you are tiresome.
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Sheldon, come on.
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Was that too mean?
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No, not too mean,
not too good either.
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No, Mother.
That's not fair.
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But he told...
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Yes, ma'am.
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But I said...
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Yes, ma'am.
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Good-bye.
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What'd she say?
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She's not getting
in the middle of it because
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we "boys need
to work it out ourselves."
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Oh, maybe it's fine if
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she doesn't come to the wedding.
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I've got Amy now,
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and she can do everything
a mom can do and more.
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Say that to her
on the wedding night.
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Really spice things up.
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This is all Georgie's fault.
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My whole childhood,
he was mean to me.
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Sorry. I know what it's like
to live with a bully.
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Your brother bullied you?
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Oh, I was talking about Penny,
but sure, yeah.
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Once, when I was eight,
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I was going to dress
as my favorite scientist
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for Halloween, and
Georgie threw my costume away.
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I had to wear a sheet
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and go as a ghost.
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Scared myself all night long.
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Well, look, we don't fly
out until the morning.
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Why don't I try and talk to him,
give it one more shot?
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All right.
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But if he says,
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"Nerd says what," don't answer him.
What?
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You are a lamb to the slaughter.
258
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,752
So, how was
your date?
259
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:59,425
It was going well until my eye
dripped in her latte.
260
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:04,062
We're so sorry
we ruined your date.
261
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:05,965
Oh, boo-hoo.
262
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,299
His date got ruined.
263
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,202
I'm about to get married,
and look at me.
264
00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,405
It looks like it's
getting better.
265
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:18,144
Does it look like that
with your two clear eyes?
266
00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:22,247
I'm sorry. Are you mad
that I don't have pink eye?
267
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,016
- What do you think?
- Yes!
268
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,820
Uh-huh. Okay.
269
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:32,057
Okay. Uh, uh,
listen, I hear you.
270
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:35,794
I know they're pricey,
but these are the Dallas Cowboys
271
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,696
of tires, okay?
272
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,164
And we're talking
the Troy Aikman Cowboys,
273
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,367
not that pretty boy Tony Romo.
274
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,235
All right. Good call.
275
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:45,837
You won't regret it.
276
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,106
Boom!
277
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,741
Wow. That was impressive.
Yeah.
278
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,843
Well, it's easy
when you love your product
279
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:54,112
and hate Tony Romo.
280
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,148
Yeah, that guy's the...
281
00:11:57,149 --> 00:12:00,185
Actually, I don't,
I don't know who that guy is.
282
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,888
If you are here about
Sheldon's wedding, don't bother.
283
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,791
Come on. I-I know
you two have your differences.
284
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,793
You mean pretty much everything
about us?
285
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,495
Well, not everything.
286
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:14,466
You're both tall, you
have the same last name.
287
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,902
Maybe I shouldn't have
started this like it was a list.
288
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,872
You have no idea
what you are talking about.
289
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,909
Ooh, there...
That-that was very Sheldon.
290
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:29,114
Look, I-I'm sure he was not
the easiest brother to have,
291
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,682
but it wasn't easy
for him either,
292
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,617
with you picking on him
all the time.
293
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:37,055
Picking on him?
Is that what he told you?
294
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,790
Well, what about the time
295
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,725
you threw away
his Halloween costume?
296
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:45,197
Well, yeah, 'cause he was gonna
dress as some girl scientist.
297
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,501
Madame Curie?
298
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,204
Oh, I didn't know
she was a madam.
299
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,841
Come on. He was still gonna get
beat up for wearing that dress.
300
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,476
Well, didn't you sit on his head
301
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,311
while he tried
to watch Star Trek?
302
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,581
Well, yeah,
but that was hilarious.
303
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,251
That is pretty hilarious, yeah.
304
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,886
Look, I mean,
305
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,954
I always looked out
for him at school.
306
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,456
I drove him everywhere.
307
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,858
I apologized to people
when he was rude.
308
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,794
Yeah. I've
done all that.
309
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,695
I've also removed all
310
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,497
the red balloons
from his Lucky Charms
311
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,100
because they weren't
"Irish enough." All right.
312
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,868
So you know
what I'm talking about.
313
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,436
And has he ever thanked you?
314
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,872
Not in so many words,
315
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:30,208
or any words.
316
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,912
Would it kill him
to actually say it?
317
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:37,550
No. No, it wouldn't kill him.
318
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,819
Leonard,
319
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,855
you know how
I got the money
320
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,691
to open up my
first store?
321
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,526
I busted my ass for it,
322
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:51,629
'cause all the extra money
that we had had to go to Sheldon
323
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,832
so he could go to
college and he could go
324
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,834
study in Germany.
325
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,603
And do you know
what he's never said to me?
326
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:02,106
Danke schön?
327
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,876
It's, uh, "thank you" in German.
328
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,712
Do you need me
to sit on your head?
329
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,114
Nope.
330
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,183
After all my sacrifices,
331
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,421
guess which kid
my mom is the most proud of.
332
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,257
If it makes you feel any better,
333
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,461
my mom's most proud
of Sheldon, too, so...
334
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,562
Leonard,
335
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,030
you want a beer?
336
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,233
Yeah, I would love a beer.
337
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,667
There you go.
338
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,337
Thanks. Can you open it for me?
No, it's a twist-off.
339
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,206
I know.
340
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,083
Hey!
341
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:48,320
I got all the beads
to the other side.
342
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,556
It's not a puzzle, Penny.
343
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,425
Do you really want
to be touching that?
344
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,427
Do you know how
many sick kids...?
345
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:59,397
You know, never mind.
Knock yourself out.
346
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,301
Bernadette says
they're checking the kids now.
347
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,436
You know, maybe
we didnall need to come.
348
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:08,640
Hey, whatever kind of pink eye
their kids have, I have,
349
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,108
and I need to know.
350
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,510
And if it's viral, I'm screwed.
351
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,914
Maybe not. You know, I know it's
not traditional wedding attire,
352
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,549
but how about
a welder's mask?
353
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:22,121
A welder, that could be
your "something borrowed."
354
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,658
Great news! It's bacterial!
355
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,792
Yeah! Yeah. Yes!
356
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,127
Yeah.
Yes.
357
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,795
What are you doing?!
Wash your hands!
358
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,965
Oh.
Not you.
359
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,535
Hello. Room service?
360
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:41,005
I'm calling about
the club sandwich on your menu.
361
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,374
No, I-I don't want one.
362
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,678
I just want you
to spell it correctly.
363
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:50,348
Unless the "club"
is the Poor Typing Club.
364
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,950
Okay.
365
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:57,289
Now let's discuss
this 15% "gratooty"?
366
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,326
Yeah... well, that was rude.
367
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,295
Someone just lost
their gratooty.
368
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:08,833
Sheldon, you need
to apologize to your brother.
369
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,835
I'm sorry?
Yes.
370
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,137
Like that, but nicer,
and that way.
371
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,074
I have nothing
to apologize for.
372
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,076
I told you this
was a bad idea.
373
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,911
Sometimes you
can't patch a tire.
374
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,879
You just got to
buy a new one.
375
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,314
Actually, that's
always the case.
376
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,084
Never patch, buy new.
377
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:29,320
While I appreciate
your folksy tire wisdom,
378
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,923
I don't appreciate what
you're putting Mom through.
379
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,858
What would you know
about what Mom's been through?
380
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:34,993
You were never home.
381
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,094
Yeah, this is good.
382
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,029
Get it all out. Not now!
Shut up!
383
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,665
You went away to
college after Dad died.
384
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,400
Who do you think took
care of everything?
385
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:46,270
Mom did. Mom always
took care of everything.
386
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,940
Mom was a mess, Missy
was a dumb teenager.
387
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,042
I had to look
after both of 'em.
388
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,543
I talked to Mom
all the time.
389
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,545
If she was upset,
she would have told me.
390
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,248
She was protecting
you, you idiot,
391
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,050
just like everyone
always does.
392
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,052
If things were bad,
393
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,253
then why didn't you tell me?
394
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,722
Because I was
protecting you, too.
395
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,527
You're my baby brother, Sheldon.
396
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,430
I know life has been
hard for you,
397
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:16,468
but that don't mean it's been
easy for the rest of us.
398
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:22,340
I suppose I didn't think about
how it was for everyone else.
399
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,542
No, that's all right.
400
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,179
I know you didn't.
401
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,315
I'm sorry.
402
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,284
Thank you.
403
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:36,454
And it would
mean a lot to me
404
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,124
to have my big brother
at my wedding.
405
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,797
I wouldn't miss it.
406
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,772
Is it me,
or did we just patch a tire?
407
00:17:56,708 --> 00:18:00,145
He said, "Never patch."
Do you even listen?
408
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:13,257
Hey, how's it going?
409
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,959
Really good.
410
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,195
Georgie's going to come
to the wedding.
411
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,629
Oh, that's great!
412
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,898
Why aren't you looking
at the camera?
413
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:25,837
Oh, you know, I'm just working
on my peripheral vision.
414
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,472
Well, that is nonsense.
415
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,874
Your peripheral vision is fine.
416
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,110
Are those women's magazines
making you feel bad
417
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,112
about yourself again?
418
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:38,683
Yup, that is what's happening.
419
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,819
I have told you before,
those women are airbrushed
420
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,389
to make it look like
they have good vision.
421
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,725
Hey, I-I was thinking,
422
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,027
now that you and your brother
made up,
423
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,896
there's no reason to rush home.
424
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,764
Maybe you and Leonard could,
425
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,700
could stay for, uh...
426
00:18:55,701 --> 00:19:00,304
two to three more
fun-filled days there.
427
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,274
That's a great idea!
428
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,976
Hey, Leonard, good news.
429
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:09,547
We have time to visit the
Museum of the American Railroad!
430
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,618
I'd say no,
but what's the point?
431
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,758
Ooh. You might not want
to get too close.
432
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,793
Pink eye.
433
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,864
Me, too!
434
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,666
Bacterial?
Yeah.
435
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,968
Same!
436
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:33,171
I-I know this is gonna
sound crazy, but...
437
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,441
would you be interested in
going to a wedding with me?
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