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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,900 [ Man ] � I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW I'VE GONE ASTRAY � 2 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,700 � I SHOULD BE SAILING AWAY ON A LINER � 3 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:58,800 � I WAS KNOCKED ON MY BACK ON A DOCK AT YANG-TSE � 4 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:02,600 � IT'S A HELL OF A WAY TO SEE CHINA � 5 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,100 � BUT I'M READY � 6 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,300 [ Backup Singers ] � YOU MUST BE CRAZY � 7 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,100 � AND YOU GOT NO MONEY � 8 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,100 � AND YOU'RE A LIAR � 9 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:23,800 � MY STRAITS ARE DIRE FROM THE WOK INTO THE FIRE � 10 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:27,800 � I'D LIKE TO TRUST YOU BUT I'VE BROKEN MY RICKSHAW � 11 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:31,900 � SOMETIMES THERE'S NO HOPE IN IN CHASING OPIUM � 12 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 � I'D LIKE TO LOVE YOU � 13 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,400 � BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S IN YOUR EYES � 14 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,100 � MMM, SHANGHAI SURPRISE � 15 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:44,000 � WHATEVER YOU'RE SAYING I WANT IT ANYWAY IN � 16 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:48,000 � BEEN HANGING 'ROUND LIKE A KID AT YOUR BACK DOOR � 17 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,200 � OH, BABE � � YOU COULD BE KINDER AND SHOW ME ASIA MINOR � 18 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:54,200 � I'LL LET YOU LOVE ME � 19 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:58,000 � LET YOU SEE WHAT'S HERE IN MY EYES � 20 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,600 � SHANGHAI SURPRISE � 21 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:23,500 � YOU MUST BE CRAZY � � CRAZY � 22 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,400 � AND YOU GOT NO MONEY � � MONEY � 23 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,300 � AND IT SEEMS LIKE MADNESS � 24 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:37,100 � BACK STREETS SO CROWDED THAT NO ROOM TO SWING A CAT � 25 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:41,000 � I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOU BUT YOU'RE ACTING SO COOLIE � 26 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:45,300 � I'M FINDING I'M PURSUED BY EVIL LOOKING DUDES � 27 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:49,800 � IT'S GETTING HOT FOR ME LIKE TOFU WHEN IT DEEP FRIES � 28 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:53,300 � OH, SHANGHAI SURPRISE � 29 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:57,100 � BUT, BABY, YOU LOOK LIKE ANY COMMON CROOK � 30 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,200 � THAT'S HANGING 'ROUND IN THOSE REAL SHADY PLACES � 31 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,300 � OH, BABY � � WHILE YOU ASSESS ME, WHY NOT TRY TO IMPRESS ME � 32 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:10,700 � STEP OVER HERE LET ME SEE WHAT'S THERE IN YOUR EYES � 33 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:14,500 � OH, SHANGHAI SURPRISE � 34 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,600 [ Incoming Bomb ] 35 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,400 [ Explosion ] 36 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,900 [ Dog Barking ] 37 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,600 [ Distant Gunfire ] 38 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,100 HOW CAN YOU STUFF YOURSELF AT A TIME LIKE THIS? 39 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,200 WE SHOULD BE ON OUR WAY. 40 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:46,700 SIMMER DOWN, WILLIE. WE'LL GO WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO. 41 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,300 GOOD GOD, MAN, THE JAPS ARE JUST DOWN THE ROAD. 42 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:55,400 DON'T FRET ABOUT THE JAPS. THEIR BEEF'S WITH THE CHINESE. 43 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,800 WE'LL BE FINE, ONCE WE CROSS THE RIVER INTO THE INTERNATIONAL SETTLEMENT. 44 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:06,100 - THE FLOWERS ARE READY, MASTER. - VERY GOOD, WU. 45 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,600 THANK YOU. 46 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:14,000 GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! HAVE WE BEEN HANGING AROUND HERE FOR A BUNCH OF BLOODY FLOWERS? 47 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:16,500 NOW, WILLIE. IT'S TIME. 48 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,100 [ Willie ] YOU'VE CRACKED, WALTER. YOU'RE NUTS. 49 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,800 YOU'LL GET US KILLED OVER A BUNCH OF FLOWERS! 50 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,900 NOT YOUR EVERYDAY GARDEN VARIETY, WILLIE. 51 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,900 TAKE A LOOK. 52 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,300 THAT'S OPIUM. 53 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,500 YOU'RE LOOKING AT A THOUSAND DOLLARS' WORTH. 54 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,500 BEST INTERNATIONAL CURRENCY IN THE WORLD. 55 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:50,300 HALF THE WEIGHT OF GOLD, TWICE THE VALUE. 56 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,500 BAIL IT UP, WU. 57 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,800 [ Ordnance Exploding ] 58 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,100 - MOVE OUT! - [ Shouting In Chinese ] 59 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:13,300 [ Chinese ] 60 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,300 [ Woman Screaming ] 61 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:33,000 WALTER, THE BRIDGE IS THAT WAY. WE'RE GOING FOR CHINA DOLL. 62 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:37,700 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, WALTER! THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF CHINA DOLLS WHERE WE'RE HEADED. 63 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:41,400 YOU OUGHT TO BE TAKING NOTES INSTEAD OF DRINKING. 64 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,300 GET A SCOOP FOR YOUR PAPER. 65 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:50,000 EYEWITNESS TO THE EXTRAORDINARY GETAWAY OF WALTER FARADAY, THE OPIUM KING. 66 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,700 THE POWER'S OUT EVERYWHERE. 67 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,200 WU, LIGHT SOME TORCHES! 68 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,900 WITH THE WHOLE CHINESE SECTOR ABOUT TO FALL, YOU'D THINK-- [ Wu Shouting In Chinese ] 69 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,400 WHAT THE DEVIL-- 70 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,900 HEY! [ Shouts In Chinese ] 71 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,700 WHAT THE BLOODY HELL-- 72 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:37,000 WE'RE IN LUCK, WALTER. IT'S NOT THE JAPS. IT'S THE CHINESE. 73 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:40,600 NOW LOOK HERE, OLD MAN. WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE INTERNATIONAL-- 74 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,900 [ Shouts In Chinese ] 75 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:53,600 HELLO, MEI GAN. THOUGHT YOU'D BE HALFWAY TO MONGOLIA BY NOW. 76 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:56,800 I COULD NOT LEAVE WITHOUT BIDDING YOU FAREWELL. 77 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,200 WHERE IS CHINA DOLL? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? 78 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,300 SHE WAS ESCORTED TO A SAFER HAVEN... 79 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,700 BY YOUR LOYAL SERVANT WU Ch'En SHE. 80 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:10,600 HE SHOULD HAVE INFORMED YOU AS HE INFORMED ME YOU MIGHT BE COMING HERE. 81 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:17,400 NOW, YOU'LL KINDLY RETURN TO ME WHAT IS MINE. 82 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:21,900 I'M AFRAID MY LOYAL SERVANT SEEMS TO HAVE DOUBLE-CROSSED US BOTH. 83 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,300 - HE JUST RAN OFF WITH IT. - [ Shouts In Chinese ] 84 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,100 WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD. 85 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,600 [ Sighs ] 86 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:37,400 JUST THE BASIC NECESSITIES FOR LIFE ON THE ROAD. 87 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:50,000 YOU KNOW, FOR EMERGENCIES. 88 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,000 [ Coins Jingling ] 89 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,100 FOR LUCK. 90 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:15,000 A MAN CAN ALWAYS USE LUCK. 91 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,400 I'D SKIP THAT ONE. IT'S JUST MOTHBALLS. 92 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,400 - RUN LIKE HELL! - [ Screaming ] 93 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:32,400 [ Gasping, Whimpering ] 94 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,500 COME ON! JUMP, WILLIE! WE'VE GOT TO GET ACROSS! 95 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,000 I CAN'T! WALTER, I CAN'T! 96 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,800 COME ON, WILLIE! WE HAVE TO! 97 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,600 WHEE! [ Screaming ] 98 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:02,300 [ Coughing, Screams ] 99 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:06,200 WALTER! WALT-- 100 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:28,800 [ Horn Honking ] 101 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:34,200 [ Shouting, Indistinct ] 102 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,400 [ Horn Honking ] 103 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,600 [ Man Shouting In Chinese ] 104 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,400 THANK YOU, LADIES. 105 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:55,400 [ Man Continues Shouting In Chinese ] 106 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:59,000 WHERE'S MY BAGGAGE, YOU CASTRATED CRAB LICE! 107 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,700 I WANT MY BAGGAGE! [ Man ] NOW YOU GO! 108 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,600 [ Shouting In Chinese ] 109 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:08,500 MISS TATLOCK, I THINK WE'VE FOUND OUR MAN. 110 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,800 MR. BURNS, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 111 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:15,800 IF HE CAN BE OF HELP, WE'LL USE THE DEVIL HIMSELF. 112 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,200 WHAT ABOUT MY WALLET? THERE WAS A WALLET IN THIS JACKET! 113 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:22,000 YOU NO MONEY, YOU NO GO! 114 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:26,500 YOU STOLE MY LAST 10 BUCKS, YOU THIEVIN' CORN HOLE BASTARD! 115 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,700 [ Continues Shouting In Chinese ] 116 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,700 SIR, CAN WE BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE? 117 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,200 YEAH. YOU GOT A TORPEDO HANDY? 118 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,200 LOOK AT THAT. 119 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,600 HE DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THE NIPPLES ON MY LITTLE SWEETHEART. 120 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,400 [ Sighs ] 121 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:47,100 RIGHT UP YOUR NECK, YOU SYPHILITIC PIG TRASH! 122 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,200 [ Shouting In Chinese ] 123 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:55,200 THE HELPING HAND AIDS MANY A WEARY TRAVELER, MISTER, UM-- 124 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,000 WASEY. GLENDON WASEY. 125 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,300 [ Shouting In Chinese ] 126 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:04,200 WE CAN'T HELP BUT SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR PREDICAMENT, MR. WASEY. 127 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,600 I BELIEVE YOUR SHIP'S DUE TO LEAVE ON THURSDAY. 128 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,800 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN YOUR FARE? 129 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,800 SORRY. I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THE SOUP KITCHEN. THANKS. 130 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:15,000 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO MAKE A FEW INQUIRIES FOR US. 131 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,300 - YEAH? WHY ME? - YOU SPEAK CHINESE WITH SUCH FLAIR. 132 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:21,400 YEAH. A LOT OF GOOD IT DOES ME. I MIGHT AS WELL QUACK. 133 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,300 WE'RE ANXIOUS TO CONTACT A RICKSHAW PULLER. 134 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,600 HE'S THE FATHER OF A SOLDIER WHO HAS LOST HIS LEG. EXCUSE ME. 135 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:31,900 THE POOR LAD'S DELIRIOUS. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO APTITUDE FOR THE NATIVE GIBBERISH, 136 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,200 AND MISS TATLOCK'S ONLY BEEN HERE A FEW WEEKS. 137 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:38,700 THE BOY WAS BARELY ABLE TO SCRATCH HIS FATHER'S NAME. CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT? 138 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,900 WU Ch'En SHE. 139 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,300 YOU SEE, MISS TATLOCK? I KNEW WE'D PICKED A WINNER. 140 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,800 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE DON'T TALK CHEAP HERE IN SHANGHAI. 141 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:51,000 I'M GONNA NEED A BANKROLL. 142 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:55,100 WHATEVER YOU NEED, MISS TATLOCK WILL PROVIDE. 143 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,300 NOT THAT WE DON'T TRUST YOU, OF COURSE. 144 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,100 BUT A PERSON FREE OF FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY... 145 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,700 CAN PERFORM MUCH MORE... EFFICIENTLY. 146 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,700 WHAT IS THAT? 147 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,200 AIN'T IT A KILLER? 148 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:13,300 I BOUGHT A HUNDRED GROSS OF THESE BABIES IN CANTON. THEY'LL EAT 'EM UP IN L.A. 149 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,900 THEY GLOW IN THE DARK. 150 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,700 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THEY'RE GLOWING IN MY CRATES RIGHT NOW. 151 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,500 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A PEEK, BABY? 152 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,300 IT'S PERFECTLY BRIGHT ENOUGH AS IT IS, THANK YOU. 153 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,200 [ Laughs ] 154 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:32,300 [ Sighs ] YOU KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 155 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:37,300 THERE'S PROBABLY 10,000 RICKSHAW BOYS IN SHANGHAI. 156 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,900 I'M GONNA NEED A MIRACLE. 157 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,400 YOU FORGET MY CALLING, MR. WASEY. I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. 158 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,900 [ Man Shouts In Chinese ] 159 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,500 LOAN ME 10 CENTS, MA'AM, WILL YOU? I'M DRY AS A BONE. 160 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,800 ABSOLUTELY NOT. I DO NOT APPROVE OF DRINKING. 161 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:11,800 LOOK. I'M SHAKING. I CAN'T BE ANY GOOD TO YOU LIKE THIS. 162 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,000 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME, MR. WASEY. 163 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,100 WHAT ABOUT RICE? YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST RICE, DO YOU? 164 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:21,000 I HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS. VERY WELL. 165 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,300 THANKS. 166 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:27,600 [ Ducks Quacking ] 167 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,100 [ Chinese ] 168 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,300 MMM. 169 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,800 UH... RICE WINE. 170 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:47,100 LOOK AT THAT. STEADY AS A BRAIN SURGEON. 171 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,900 I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU, MR. WASEY. 172 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,700 I DO NOT INTEND TO BE MADE A FOOL OF. 173 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:56,700 YOU'RE FLIPPANT, FACETIOUS AND, I SUSPECT, SORELY LACKING IN MORAL FIBER. 174 00:13:56,700 --> 00:14:00,400 HOWEVER, I'M DUTY BOUND TO MR. BURNS TO WORK WITH YOU, AND I SHALL TRY. 175 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:04,100 WE'VE MADE A DEAL-- YOU AND I AND HE-- AND I EXPECT YOU TO LIVE UP TO IT. 176 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,700 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 177 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:12,000 YOU DON'T LIKE ME MUCH, DO YOU, MA'AM? 178 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:15,400 MAYBE AFTER YOU GET TO KNOW ME A LITTLE BIT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 179 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,800 I THINK THERE'S VERY LITTLE CHANCE OF THAT. 180 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,700 I EXPECT OUR ASSOCIATION TO BE AN EXTREMELY BRIEF ONE. 181 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,200 PICK ONE. I'LL DO NO SUCH THING. 182 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,700 IT'S DEGRADING TO USE YOUR FELLOW MAN AS A BEAST OF BURDEN. 183 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,500 YES, BUT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A RICKSHAW PULLER, 184 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,100 THE BEST PERSON TO ASK IS THE RICKSHAW KING. 185 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,800 - WE'LL TAKE A TAXI. - THEN WE'LL FIND THE TAXI KING. 186 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:40,300 [ Chattering, Shouting ] 187 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,600 [ Chinese ] OH. 188 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,600 [ Chattering Continues ] 189 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,100 - [ Tatlock ] THIS IS DEPLORABLE. - GIVE ME SOME MONEY. 190 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:10,100 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GAMBLE WITH MISSION FUNDS, MR. WASEY. 191 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:14,100 YOU CALL IT GAMBLING. I CALL IT BRIBERY. WE GOTTA LOOSEN SOME LIPS. 192 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,200 [ Chinese ] 193 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:21,900 COME ON, JIMINY. WHIP HIS ASS, BOY. 194 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,700 [ Chinese ] 195 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,800 [ Crickets Chirping ] 196 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:33,600 [ Chinese ] 197 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,800 [ Chinese ] 198 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:42,300 WU Ch'En SHE. WU Ch'En SHE! 199 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,000 I DON'T THINK THIS GUY'S SO POPULAR AROUND HERE. 200 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,400 UH, LET'S GO. 201 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,700 [ Shouting In Chinese ] 202 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,300 [ Shouts In Chinese ] 203 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,700 [ Shouting Continues ] 204 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,400 YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND THIS GUY, HUH? 205 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,400 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE DISCOURAGED BY ONE LITTLE SETBACK. 206 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,400 ONE LITTLE SETBACK? I'D CALL IT A LYNCH MOB. 207 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,400 ALCOHOLICS ALWAYS TEND TO OVERDRAMATIZE. 208 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:23,500 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. SO I GUESS WE'LL JUST IGNORE THE GUY FOLLOWING US, HUH? 209 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,700 IT'S THAT HORRID MAN FROM THE CRICKET FIGHT. HE'S GAINING! 210 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,500 GIVE ME A COIN. 211 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,800 COME ON, LADY! WE GOTTA GREASE THE WHEELS! 212 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:39,400 HEY! HEY! [ Shouts In Chinese ] 213 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,000 [ Shouts In Chinese ] 214 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,600 [ Grunting ] 215 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:20,400 [ Shouts In Chinese ] 216 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:30,200 OHHH! 217 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,400 UH-OH. 218 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 THAT MAN IS A MANIAC! 219 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:41,600 I NEED A WEAPON. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR A WEAPON? 220 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,600 HERE. TAKE THAT. 221 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:50,500 [ Grunting, Shouting ] 222 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,400 PLEASE! DEAR FRIEND! 223 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:09,900 JUSTIN KRONK? I CAN HELP YOU LOCATE A CERTAIN GENTLEMAN. 224 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 HELP MR. KRONK TO HIS FEET, MR. WASEY. 225 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:16,400 OH. OH, THANK YOU, DEAR MADAME. 226 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,100 [ Mutters ] AM I TO UNDERSTAND YOU CAN HELP US FIND... 227 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,200 A MR. WU Ch'En SHE? OH, SHH, SHH! 228 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,400 WHY DOES EVERYBODY GET THEIR PECKERS IN A VISE WHEN YOU MENTION WU Ch'En SHE? 229 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:31,200 THE GENTLEMAN IS A RENEGADE SWINDLER AND A CHEAT. 230 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,300 THAT ALL THEY HAVE AGAINST HIM? 231 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,700 HE OWES MOST OF THOSE MEN MONEY FROM GAMBLING DEBTS. 232 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:40,000 AN ACT OF EXTREME DISHONOR. THEY WOULD KILL HIM ON SIGHT. 233 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,500 NOW, I PERSONALLY DO NOT KNOW THE GENTLEMAN'S WHEREABOUTS, 234 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,200 BUT... FOR A SMALL FEE, 235 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,500 I CAN TAKE YOU TO SOMEONE WHO DOES. 236 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,500 YES. 237 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,500 HO CHONG. 238 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,800 MY FRIEND PRESIDES OVER A VERY SUCCESSFUL INSURANCE COMPANY. 239 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,800 BUT, YOU KNOW, MR. WASEY, 240 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,600 LOCAL CUSTOM REQUIRES THAT YOU CONDUCT A LITTLE BUSINESS... 241 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,300 BEFORE REQUESTING INFORMATION FROM A STRANGER. 242 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,100 COME. 243 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 KRONK! VENERABLE SIR, 244 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,100 I HAVE SOME BUSINESS FOR YOU. 245 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,600 AH. MMM. 246 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,600 GOOD AFTERNOON, REVEREND LADY, GENTLEMAN. 247 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,800 PLEASE SIT DOWN. 248 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:49,000 MY CALLING NAME IS HO CHONG. 249 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:53,100 AND THE GREETING IS DEEPLY EXTENDED. 250 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:57,200 UNLIKE WESTERN COMPANIES, I INSURE THOSE PARTS OF THE BODY... 251 00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,400 DEEMED MOST PRECIOUS BY MY CUSTOMERS. 252 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,100 HOW BIG A POLICY WE GOTTA BUY TO FIND WU Ch'En SHE? 253 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,400 AH. HERE'S A FINE BARGAIN. THE ARMPITS, THE GENITALS... 254 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:12,000 AND BOTH ANKLES, MERELY 40 SHANGHAI DOLLARS. 255 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,400 - WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR 30? - FOR $30? 256 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:20,000 I COULD DO THE ARMPITS, THE GENITALS AND BOTH ANKLES, 257 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,700 BUT I COULD NOT FIND WU Ch'En SHE. 258 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:28,500 OKAY, HOW ABOUT... THE ARMPITS, THE GENITALS-- 259 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,100 MR. WASEY, WOULD YOU PLEASE CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION? 260 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,800 ALL RIGHT. WE TAKE YOUR $40 POLICY. 261 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,400 [ Laughs ] AND YOU, REVEREND LADY, WILL SECURE PROTECTION... 262 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,500 - FOR TREASURED PARTS? - NO, THANK YOU. 263 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,100 - YOUR LIPS AND EARS, PERHAPS? - THANK YOU. I SAID NO. 264 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:48,600 - YOUR TWIN PAGODAS, MAYBE? - DEFINITELY NOT! 265 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:52,200 SURELY YOU WISH TO PROTECT YOUR HAVEN OF CELESTIAL BLISS? 266 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,900 - HOW DARE YOU! - I DON'T THINK HER HAVEN'S IN MUCH DANGER. 267 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,200 MR. WASEY, I DEMAND WE CONCLUDE OUR BUSINESS HERE. 268 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,600 OKAY. SHE'LL TAKE THE EARS, 269 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:07,400 THE LIPS AND THE TWIN PAGODAS. 270 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,000 AHH. 271 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,800 EXCELLENT! IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME, PLEASE. 272 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:18,400 AM I WALKING TOO RAPIDLY, REVEREND LADY? 273 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,000 WHAT'S THAT AWFUL STENCH? 274 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:24,700 OH, MERELY THE FRAGRANCE OF A SUCCESSFUL FISHING VOYAGE. 275 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,800 WELCOME TO THE HOME OF WU Ch'En SHE. 276 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:36,600 WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE. 277 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:41,300 [ Chuckles ] A MAN IN GREAT DEBT MUST SOMETIMES LIVE IN SECLUSION... 278 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,600 TO CULTIVATE LONGEVITY. 279 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:48,600 MASTER WU! WU Ch'En SHE! I BRING FRIENDS! 280 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,300 [ Shouts ] 281 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,300 HE SELDOM WELCOMES HIS INFREQUENT GUESTS. 282 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,300 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? THERE'S NOBODY DOWN THERE. 283 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,300 ARE YOU SURE? 284 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,900 YEAH. I'M TELLING YOU. LOOK. 285 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 WELL, WE MUST RECTIFY THAT. 286 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:09,100 [ Both Screaming ] 287 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,500 [ Gasping, Screaming ] 288 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,600 NEXT TIME THE CARGO WILL BE SHARKS. 289 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:24,500 [ Chattering In Chinese ] 290 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,400 [ Groaning ] 291 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:35,600 [ Chattering, Groaning ] 292 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,700 - A GIFT, GOOD FRIEND. - I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU! 293 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:49,600 THE CHINESE FIND THE JUICE OF THE TOMATOES THE ONLY SUITABLE ANTIDOTE... 294 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:53,700 FOR THE AROMAS OF SKUNK, FISH AND PUTREFIED FLESH. 295 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,100 WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS TUB, I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE A REDHEADED STEPCHILD. 296 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:02,000 WHY? I SAVED YOUR LIFE. 297 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,100 I TOOK YOU TO THE RED SOCIETY, 298 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:09,300 AN ORGANIZATION WITH AN IRONIC SENSE OF HUMOR. 299 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,900 HAD I DELIVERED YOU TO THE GREEN SOCIETY, 300 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 THEY WOULD HAVE SLIT YOUR THROAT, 301 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,800 HUNG YOU UP TO DRIP LIKE A PEKING DUCK. 302 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,200 FOR LOOKING FOR THE FATHER OF A WOUNDED SOLDIER? 303 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:24,000 OH. HMM, INTERESTING. 304 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,600 INTERESTING? WHAT'S SO GODDAMN INTERESTING? 305 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:31,100 MY DEAR FRIEND, WU Ch'En SHE HAS NO SONS. 306 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,100 SO, THEN, WHY AM I LOOKING FOR HIM? 307 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,300 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ASK THE PIOUS LADY. 308 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,600 EVERY GODDAMN WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH HAS BEEN A LIE, HASN'T IT? 309 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:51,300 LET ME EXPLAIN. THERE ISN'T ANY BRAVE BOY CRYING FOR WU Ch'En SHE. 310 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,500 IS THERE? LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND GIVE ME AN ANSWER! 311 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,800 NO, THERE ISN'T. 312 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,800 NO, THERE ISN'T. 313 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:02,900 A MISSIONARY LYING! IT'S LIKE PISSING ALL OVER GOD'S UNIFORM. 314 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,200 IF I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH, YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE AGREED TO HELP US. 315 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:09,800 - HELP YOU WHAT? - AT THIS VERY MOMENT, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SOLDIERS... 316 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:13,100 ARE SUFFERING PAIN BECAUSE OF A SHORTAGE OF MORPHINE. 317 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,500 AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS RELATED TO WU Ch'En SHE. 318 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,600 THAT'S TRUE. BUT A YEAR AGO, WU Ch'En SHE BETRAYED WALTER FARADAY-- 319 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:21,200 HOLD THE PHONE. THE WALTER FARADAY? 320 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,200 WALTER FARADAY, THE OPIUM KING? 321 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:27,400 THEY SAY WU STOLE 1,100 POUNDS OF OPIUM FROM THIS MR. FARADAY. 322 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:31,100 - YOU'RE LOOKING FOR FARADAY'S FLOWERS. - HEARD OF 'EM? 323 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,400 I'VE ALSO HEARD OF EL DORADO AND THE LOST DUTCHMAN MINE. 324 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,400 THEY DON'T EXIST EITHER. YOU'RE CRAZY. YOU KNOW THAT? 325 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,200 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO WALTER FARADAY? 326 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,200 ANSWER ME, DAMN IT! 327 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:45,100 I CAN'T. IT SMELLS SO BAD, I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT. 328 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,000 AFTER THEY SHOT HIM, DROWNED HIM AND BURNED HIM, 329 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:52,100 THEY SAY HE WAS FISHED OUT OF THE RIVER, SKINNED AND DEBONED, 330 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,600 AND THEN HUNG UP FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE. 331 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,600 IT'S ONLY HEARSAY. 332 00:24:56,700 --> 00:25:00,600 IF THEY'LL DO THAT, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO TO THE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TIE KING? 333 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,400 I'LL BE SEEING YOU, MISS TATLOCK. 334 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,500 WHAT ABOUT YOUR TIES? WHAT ABOUT 'EM? 335 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,800 MR. BURNS HAS THEM STORED AT THE MISSION. 336 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:13,300 YOU'RE WELCOME TO FOLLOW ME THERE, BUT PLEASE WALK UPWIND. 337 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,600 [ Sniffing ] 338 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:40,100 OH, DEAR. I SENSE YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED THE RED SOCIETY. 339 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,600 I'M AFRAID HE KNOWS. 340 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,400 NO PHONY APOLOGIES, PAL. I JUST WANT MY STUFF. 341 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,800 YOU MUST THINK WE'RE LUNATICS. 342 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:56,400 LUNATICS? YOU ARE WORSE THAN LUNATICS. 343 00:25:56,500 --> 00:26:01,000 TWO MISSIONARIES AND A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TIE SALESMAN DO NOT STROLL UP TO PEOPLE... 344 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,600 AND ASK IF THEY'VE SEEN A THOUSAND POUNDS OF OPIUM LYING AROUND. 345 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,600 TOLD YOU WE PICKED THE WRONG MAN. SHHH. 346 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,400 THIS TIME THEY THREW US IN THE FISH. NEXT TIME WE GET GRINDED INTO CAT FOOD. 347 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,900 HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. 348 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,600 I'M AFRAID WE'VE BEEN HOPELESSLY IRRESPONSIBLE. 349 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,100 PERHAPS THIS WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. 350 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:32,600 - A TICKET. - I'VE PAID YOUR FARE TO LOS ANGELES. 351 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:36,200 YOUR CAPTAIN WILL WELCOME YOU BACK WITH OPEN ARMS. 352 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,900 YOUR SHIP SAILS THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 353 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,100 I'VE BOOKED A ROOM FOR YOU IN THE HOTEL PENANG. 354 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,100 IT'S PLAIN BUT ADEQUATE. 355 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:48,200 AND, UH, HERE'S A SMALL CONTRIBUTION... [ Gasping ] 356 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:51,100 TOWARDS YOUR NEW CLOTHES. 357 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,700 THAT'S MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU, BURNS. 358 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,400 DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THIS EVENING, MR. WASEY? 359 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,400 NO. NO, I DON'T. 360 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:08,300 WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE YOU LEAVING SHANGHAI WITHOUT TASTING THE DUCK. 361 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,100 WILL YOU HAVE DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT? MY TREAT. 362 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:24,000 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT OFFENDED, BUT THAT NEW TIE IS A MAJOR IMPROVEMENT. 363 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:27,800 A LITTLE SUBDUED FOR ME. BOY, THIS PLACE LOOKS GREAT! 364 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:32,000 OH, WE'RE NOT EATING HERE. I'VE GOT SOMETHING MORE ELEGANT IN MIND. 365 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:34,700 �� [ Jazz ] YOUR REGULAR TABLE. 366 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,700 AN OLD WATERING HOLE, MR. WASEY? 367 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:38,800 NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE. I COULDN'T AFFORD IT. 368 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:40,900 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, PHIL? 369 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,200 OH, MAY I JOIN YOU? 370 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,200 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 371 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:54,100 LIKE YOU, MR. WASEY, I COME FOR THE DUCK, 372 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,600 FOR THE INTERESTING PEOPLE, FOR THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. 373 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,800 YOUR USUAL, SIR. 374 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,700 GIN? I HATE GIN. GIVE ME A WHISKEY. 375 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,000 NAUGHTY BOY. YOU TRIED TO JILT US. 376 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:11,900 WE'VE MISSED YOU. OH, YOU HAVE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 377 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:15,100 - I SEE YOU HAVE QUITE A FOLLOWING, MR. WASEY. - BEAT IT. 378 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,900 HEAVENS ABOVE! HAS THE FETCHING MISS TATLOCK TAKEN UP THE OLDEST PROFESSION? 379 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,900 DON'T BE SILLY. I SEE YOU HAVE A FOLLOWING OF YOUR OWN THERE, TATLOCK. 380 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,100 MY GOD! PHIL! AREN'T YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. MY NAME'S NOT PHIL. 381 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,000 NO, YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT. YOU'RE NOT PHIL AT ALL, ARE YOU? 382 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,700 MR. TUTTLE, THIS IS MY FRIEND MR. WASEY. 383 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,000 MR. TUTTLE IS A DISTINGUISHED JOURNALIST. 384 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:41,500 HE'S ALSO THE FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON WALTER FARADAY IN SHANGHAI. 385 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:45,200 OH, WHAT A COINCIDENCE! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE THE REASON... 386 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,600 WE'RE DINING IN THIS CHARMING ESTABLISHMENT? 387 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:51,800 I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK WE MADE THE WHOLE THING UP. TELL HIM, WILLIE. 388 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:54,300 TELL HIM THE FLOWERS REALLY DO EXIST. 389 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,700 - THEY EXIST, ALL RIGHT. I'VE SEEN THEM. - TELL HIM WHERE, WILLIE. 390 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,600 FARADAY'S VILLA, THE NIGHT HE WAS KILLED. 391 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,600 FIVE CRATES OF PREMIUM OPIUM. 392 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:08,000 MY GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE PHIL, BOY. 393 00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:12,200 I HADN'T THE FOGGIEST IDEA HOW TO HELP YOU BEFORE, BUT NOW I'VE SEEN MR. WASEY. 394 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:15,600 I THINK SHE'D BE AMUSED, DON'T YOU, KRONK? 395 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:19,400 - I THINK SHE'D BE FASCINATED. - WHO? WHO? 396 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,800 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A REMARKABLE WOMAN. 397 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,800 SHE TRAINED AS AN IMPERIAL CONCUBINE. 398 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:27,300 I'M SORRY, BUT MR. WASEY ISN'T HERE TO PARTICIPATE-- NO. WAIT. 399 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,500 SHE IS VERY SELECTIVE, AND HE IS DEFINITELY HER TYPE. 400 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:34,200 AND SHE WORKS OFF THE PREMISES. BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR THE MONEY. 401 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:37,000 SHE BELIEVES SHE'S AN EMPRESS. 402 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:40,900 THE FORTUNATE PATRON BECOMES HER EMPEROR. 403 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,000 AN EMPEROR? [ Laughs ] I ABSOLUTELY FORBID THIS! 404 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,200 HER NAME IS CHINA DOLL, AND SHE'S WALTER FARADAY'S MISTRESS. 405 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:54,300 HOW MUCH WILL IT COST AND WHEN CAN WE PAY OUR FIRST VISIT? 406 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,500 THIS COULD BE A SETUP. DON'T BE SILLY. 407 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,700 TUTTLE COULD BE ON SOME GANG'S PAYROLL. KRONK TOO. 408 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,100 WHY WOULD THEY AGREE TO HELP US AND THEN TURN AROUND AND HURT US? 409 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:19,200 EVERYBODY ELSE HAS. 410 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:28,000 OH, TOO BAD. GUESS WE GOTTA GO BACK. 411 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,300 [ Huffs ] 412 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,700 [ Laughing ] 413 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,500 WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT? MISSIONARY SCHOOL? 414 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,800 NO. AN EXCLUSIVE GIRLS' SCHOOL WITH AN EXTREMELY STRICT CURFEW. 415 00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:59,100 [ Cat Meows ] 416 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,600 [ Animal Hoots ] 417 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,200 [ Frog Croaking ] 418 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,900 [ Water Sloshing ] 419 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,100 IT SAYS, "WELCOME, MR. WASEY." 420 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:09,600 BON VOYAGE. HAVE A NICE TRIP. 421 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,600 I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. I'M NOT GOING. 422 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:18,900 IT'S THE LAST THING I'LL EVER ASK OF YOU. I PROMISE. 423 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:22,600 [ Laughs ] YOU LOOK SINCERE AND YOU SOUND SINCERE... 424 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:25,200 AND YOU'RE LYIN' THROUGH YOUR TEETH. 425 00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:30,600 WELL, THEN... YOU LEAVE ME NO ALTERNATIVE. 426 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,100 THAT'S MY TICKET. 427 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,900 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? YOU PICKED MY POCKET. 428 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,600 I CERTAINLY DID, AND I'M QUITE PREPARED TO TEAR IT UP. 429 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:41,900 OH, YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. YES, I WOULD. 430 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,600 YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE DEPTH OF MY DETERMINATION. 431 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:47,000 [ Chinese ] 432 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:59,200 NOW I KNOW WHY CANNIBALS LIKE TO BARBECUE MISSIONARIES. 433 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:04,600 �� [ Indistinct ] 434 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:18,400 � AND I WAS CAPTURED BY HER LONELINESS � 435 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,700 � A WOUNDED TIGER � 436 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:29,700 � ON A WILLOWY PATH � 437 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,400 � LIKE AN OPALESCENT MOON � 438 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,900 � ALL ALONE IN THE SKY OF A FOREIGN LAND � 439 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:45,200 � SHE CAN TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY FROM HEAVEN � 440 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,300 [ Woman ] I SEE YOU ADMIRE YEHONALA. 441 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,300 [ Wasey ] WAS SHE A QUEEN? 442 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:42,500 THE EMPEROR FELL IN LOVE WITH YEHONALA... 443 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,600 IN THE HEAVENLY GARDENS OF THE SUMMER PALACE. 444 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,800 SHE BORE HIS ONLY SON. 445 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,300 WHEN THE EMPEROR DIED, 446 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:55,100 YEHONALA WAS ELEVATED TO EMPRESS DOWAGER. 447 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,200 ATTEND HIM. 448 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:26,900 � IN ANOTHER LIFE � 449 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,700 � I WOKE UP DREAMING � 450 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,100 � WITH A SIGH � 451 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:39,100 � AS THE MORNING LIGHT � 452 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,800 � WAS PAINTING WHISPERS � 453 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:47,000 � OF A JOY � 454 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,300 TAKE ONE. IT WILL ASSIST YOU. 455 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:55,500 HMM. I DON'T NEED ANY ASSISTANCE. 456 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,700 CAN YOU BE CERTAIN? 457 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:01,200 I'M FIT AS A FIDDLE. 458 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:05,700 MY MISTRESS IS WELL-SCHOOLED IN SUCH CEREMONIAL ACTS... 459 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,400 AS THE WEST WIND, THE WOUNDED TIGER... 460 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,300 THE WILLOW PATH, THE CHAIR, 461 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,100 THE OBEDIENT WIFE. 462 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:20,000 SHE HAS ALSO MASTERED THE SIX LONG BREATH STIMULANTS, 463 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000 THE EIGHT SHALLOW PENETRATIONS, 464 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,900 THE NINE MINOR AND 11 MAJOR POSITIONS, 465 00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:30,400 AS WELL AS THE TECHNIQUE OF PASSIVE ACCEPTANCE, 466 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:33,200 FORCEFUL DOMINANCE, CONTORTION... 467 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,900 AND MOBILE UNION. 468 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:11,900 � AND I WAS CAPTURED BY HER LONELINESS � 469 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:20,100 � A WOUNDED TIGER � 470 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:23,000 � ON A WILLOWY PATH � 471 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:25,900 � LIKE AN IRIDESCENT MOON � 472 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,200 � ALL ALONE IN THE SKY OF A FOREIGN LAND � 473 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:34,800 � SHE CAN MOVE YOUR SOUL � 474 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:39,000 � WITHOUT YOU KNOWING � 475 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,100 � SHE CAN TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY � 476 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,500 � FROM HEAVEN �� 477 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,900 A GOOD CONCUBINE ALWAYS PAINTS A WHISPER... 478 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,500 OF PLEASURE TO COME UPON HER EMPEROR. 479 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:27,600 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 480 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,500 MMM. HORSE. 481 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,800 NOW YOU MUST PAINT ON ME. 482 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:50,000 DO YOU KNOW THE SYMBOL FOR THE WHIP? 483 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,500 WHIP? I'LL TRY. 484 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:15,100 [ Moaning ] 485 00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:19,700 TONIGHT WE SHALL BEGIN... 486 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,400 WITH THE WHIP AND THE HORSE. 487 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,000 WHIP? 488 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,200 WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND A WHIP THIS TIME OF NIGHT? 489 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:36,900 WHERE ELSE BUT AT THE END OF THE HORSE'S TAIL? 490 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,900 [ Moaning ] 491 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,500 [ Car Horn Honking ] 492 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,100 [ Door Creaks ] MR. WASEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 493 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,900 LATE FOR BREAKFAST OR EARLY FOR LUNCH? 494 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:44,200 IT'S PRECISELY 7:33 A.M., AND I'D LIKE A FULL REPORT. 495 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,100 - NO, YOU WOULDN'T. - WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT WALTER FARADAY? 496 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,400 WALTER WHO? OH. 497 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:55,900 [ Laughing ] NOTHIN'. 498 00:40:55,900 --> 00:41:00,400 NOTHING? WELL, THEN, EXACTLY WHAT DID YOU DO FOR EIGHT HOURS? 499 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,700 EVERYTHING. [ Laughing ] 500 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,500 THAT'S REVOLTING. 501 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,600 I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME I ALMOST FORGOT MY OWN NAME... 502 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,600 TILL I WALKED IN HERE JUST NOW AND YOU SAID, "MR. WASEY--" 503 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,500 [ Laughing ] THEN I SUGGEST YOU MARCH BACK THERE FOR ANOTHER MEETING. 504 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,500 NO, MA'AM. 505 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,100 I'M TIRED. I'M HUNGRY. I'M GONNA GO OUT AND GET A HUGE BREAKFAST. 506 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:25,100 THEN I'M GONNA COME AND I'M GONNA LAY IN THAT BED AND I'M GONNA GET A GOOD REST. 507 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:27,900 AND IF CERTAIN PEOPLE LET ME SLEEP, 508 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:30,900 THEN I MIGHT CONSIDER YOUR REQUEST. 509 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,600 MR. KRONK! DID YOU MISS ANYTHING? WOULD YOU LIKE US TO REPEAT IT FOR YOU? 510 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:39,200 PLEASE, DEAR FRIEND, WE MUST TALK AT ONCE. TALK TO HER. 511 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:44,200 I'M GOING TO BREAKFAST. BUT I HAVE URGENT INFORMATION. ONLY 10 SHANGHAI DOLLARS. 512 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,000 MR. WASEY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 513 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,900 IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE. THEY MAY KILL YOU! 514 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:53,300 KRONK, YOU'RE STANDING BETWEEN ME AND MY MISSION. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 515 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,600 I'M GONNA HAVE THOSE NICE COPS GUIDE ME TO THE BEST BREAKFAST IN TOWN. 516 00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:00,300 NO, NO, NO! YOU MUSTN'T! NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I'LL SET YOU UP WITH A NICE TIE. 517 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,600 HEY! THIS WAY! [ Shouting In Chinese ] 518 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,600 [ Kronk ] OH, NO! 519 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,000 [ Sighs, Scoffs ] 520 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,100 [ Whistle Blows ] 521 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:17,100 PLEASE BRING MR. WASEY A CHAIR. 522 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:21,300 MR. WASEY DOESN'T WANT A CHAIR. HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. 523 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:26,300 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR QUESTIONS, MR. WASEY. 524 00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:30,500 ONLY... YOUR ANSWERS. 525 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:37,600 I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND YOUR GUYS HAUL ME OFF LIKE A COMMON PICKPOCKET. 526 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:41,300 LAST NIGHT, YOU WENT TO SEE A WOMAN NAMED CHINA DOLL. 527 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,000 YES OR NO? 528 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,300 WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 529 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:53,100 ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW... 530 00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:58,500 IS THAT I'M A PERSON WHO CAN CAUSE YOU INTENSE PAIN. 531 00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:05,800 I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. I GOT A PASSPORT REGISTERED WITH THE U.S. CONSULATE. 532 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:08,700 [ Chuckling ] 533 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:14,900 THERE WAS ONCE AN EMPEROR NAMED CH'ENG HUANG WHO RULED DURING THE CH'IN DYNASTY. 534 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,800 HIS POLICE CAUGHT A PEDDLER STEALING ROSES FROM THE ROYAL GARDENS ONE AFTERNOON. 535 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,500 THEY CHOPPED OFF HIS HEAD ON THE SPOT. 536 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:25,800 WHEN THE EMPEROR HEARD ABOUT THE INCIDENT, 537 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:30,800 HE WAS FURIOUS AT THE LENIENCY OF THE SENTENCE. 538 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,500 COME ON. LOOK. 539 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,800 I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW. 540 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:46,700 INDEED YOU WILL, MR. WASEY, 541 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,300 BUT WE MUST BE CERTAIN IT'S THE TRUTH. 542 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,400 IN YOUR COUNTRY, THEY HAVE A SAYING... 543 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:57,600 THAT AN ALERT PERSON IS SOMEONE WHO IS ALWAYS ON HIS TOES. 544 00:43:57,700 --> 00:44:01,400 LET US HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A TALENT FOR REMAINING... 545 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,700 ON YOUR TOES. 546 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:20,000 [ Grunts ] 547 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,300 OKAY. I DID VISIT CHINA DOLL LAST NIGHT. 548 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:26,000 WHY? 549 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:28,700 [ Panting ] 550 00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:34,700 I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MR. WASEY. 551 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,200 FLOWERS. FARADAY'S FLOWERS. 552 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,600 EXPLAIN. 553 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:43,800 [ Gasps ] OPIUM. A THOUSAND POUNDS. FIVE CRATES. 554 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,900 [ Chuckling ] 555 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,600 THANK GOD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. MR. KRONK AND I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU. 556 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,500 [ Groaning ] 557 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:08,200 YOU ARE ALL RIGHT, AREN'T YOU, MR. WASEY? 558 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,100 GO AWAY. I'M SICK. 559 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,600 MR. KRONK KNEW THE POLICE WERE AFTER YOU. HE TRIED-- 560 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,700 YOU'RE DRUNK, AREN'T YOU? 561 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:20,700 OH, I AM THAT, YEAH. 562 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,900 GO GET UNDER THE SHOWER AND SOBER UP. 563 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,300 OH, MY GOSH! DID THE POLICE DO THIS TO YOU? 564 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,800 [ Sighs ] THEY LOOKED LIKE POLICE. 565 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,300 MUST HAVE BEEN THE POLICE. THAT'S WHAT MR. KRONK CAME TO WARN YOU ABOUT. 566 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,600 HE'D HEARD THEY WERE CONCERNED ABOUT OUR INTEREST IN THE FLOWERS. 567 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:43,400 YEAH. BASTARD PROBABLY TOLD THEM HIMSELF. AHH! 568 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:47,300 THEY WOULDN'T RESORT TO SUCH BARBARIC TACTICS IF WE WEREN'T ON THE RIGHT TRACK. 569 00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:49,600 RIGHT TRACK OR WRONG TRACK, I'M OUT OF IT. 570 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:54,100 TONIGHT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR SECOND MEETING WITH CHINA DOLL, WE'LL HAVE OUR BREAKTHROUGH. 571 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:58,900 TONIGHT... I'M GONNA BE LAYIN' RIGHT HERE. 572 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:01,400 [ Sighs ] 573 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:05,600 FINDING THE OPIUM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'LL EVER DO. 574 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,200 I CAN'T FIND IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP. 575 00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:12,700 I'M NOT BUDGING TILL TOMORROW AFTERNOON WHERE I SAIL OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER. 576 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,300 PLEASE, MR. WASEY. 577 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,800 I GIVE YOU MY WORD. 578 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:21,300 I'LL NEVER ASK YOU TO PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER AGAIN. 579 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,400 I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 580 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,600 YOU'LL HAVE TO VOLUNTEER. 581 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,800 I DON'T VOLUNTEER TO PASS THE SALT. 582 00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:35,100 YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. YOU'VE JUST GOT TO. 583 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,300 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 584 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:48,100 YOU LEAVE ME NO ALTERNATIVE BUT TO PUT YOU UNDER OBLIGATION. 585 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:54,100 [ Laughing ] OH, NO. NO, YOU DON'T. NO. 586 00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:57,000 NO. YOU'RE NOT THINKING-- 587 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,900 YOU'RE BLUFFING, MISS TATLOCK. 588 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,700 I'M MERELY PLACING YOU UNDER THE OBLIGATION TO CONTINUE HELPING ME. 589 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,700 IS THIS SOMETHING ELSE YOU PICKED UP IN MISSIONARY SCHOOL? 590 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:15,300 WELL, GO ALL THE WAY. GO AHEAD. IT WON'T DO YOU AN OUNCE OF GOOD. 591 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,300 YOU'RE WASTING-- 592 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,200 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. I'M NOT GONNA LOOK. 593 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,400 [ Sighs ] COULD WE PLEASE GET ON WITH THIS, MR. WASEY? 594 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,800 WE HAVE A LOT TO DO TODAY. 595 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,100 NO. SORRY. I HAD MORE FUN WHEN I HAD THE MUMPS. 596 00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:48,000 I'M WAITING, MR. WASEY. 597 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,100 YOU CAN WAIT ALL DAY, BUT I REFUSE TO BE PUT UNDER OBLIGATION. 598 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:02,700 THAT DOESN'T OBLIGATE ME ONE LITTLE BIT. 599 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,500 NO. 600 00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:16,700 YES, VERY PLEASANT... BUT STILL NOT OBLIGATED. 601 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,900 I AM A MAN OF STEEL. 602 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,900 [ Whimpers, Mumbling ] 603 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:40,300 WHAT DID YOU SAY, MR. WASEY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 604 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,600 [ Whimpers, Mumbles ] LOUDER, PLEASE. 605 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:51,500 I'M OBLIGATED! I'M OBLIGATED! 606 00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:14,200 HEY, WATCH IT WITH THAT STUFF. YOU'LL TEAR A HOLE IN YOUR STOMACH. 607 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:18,700 GOOD. MAYBE IT'LL BALANCE THE HOLE IN MY HEAD. 608 00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:23,900 OH, MR. WASEY... 609 00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:28,100 I MESSED UP EVERYTHING. 610 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,800 NO. YOU WERE AN ANGEL. 611 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:34,400 ANGEL? I JUST BLACKMAILED YOU SHAMELESSLY. 612 00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:38,200 DON'T KNOCK SHAMELESS. YOU WERE GREAT. 613 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:45,100 MR. WASEY, I RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR OBLIGATION. 614 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,500 YOU MEAN, NO MORE CHINA DOLL? NO MORE FARADAY'S FLOWERS? 615 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,700 NOTHING? [ Hiccups ] ABSOLUTELY. 616 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,600 - [ Screams ] - MISS TATLOCK! 617 00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:01,500 [ Ducks Quacking ] 618 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,800 - [ Chuckles ] - NOT FUNNY! 619 00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:12,300 THIS ISN'T GONNA DO MUCH FOR MY REPUTATION. 620 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,700 MOST GIRLS REACH FOR A CIGARETTE. ONE OR TWO HAVE LEFT IN A HUFF. 621 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,800 BUT NOBODY-- 622 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,100 NOBODY'S EVER JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW BEFORE. 623 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,900 I COULD'VE STAYED HOME IN BROOKLINE, MASSACHUSETTS, 624 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 AND MARRIED A NICE IVY LEAGUE BANKER. 625 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:29,100 WHY DIDN'T YOU? 626 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:31,700 THE WHOLE COUNTRY'S STANDING IN A BREAD LINE, 627 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,300 AND I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL. 628 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,300 LOOK HOW I WIND UP. WITH A BUNCH OF CHICKENS! 629 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,500 - THEY'RE DUCKS. - [ Crying ] 630 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,500 OHH. MAYBE YOUR LUCK IS CHANGING. 631 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,300 I INTEND TO HONOR MY OBLIGATION. 632 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:52,000 NO. I JUST COULDN'T LET MYSELF ASK YOU TO DO ANOTHER THING FOR ME. 633 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,300 MISS TATLOCK, I INSIST. I'M A MAN OF MY WORD. 634 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,200 YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH FOR ME ALREADY. 635 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,900 MISS TATLOCK-- I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SEEING THAT WOMAN AGAIN! 636 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,400 I WON'T HAVE TO. YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I SPENT ALL THAT TIME... 637 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:10,500 WITH CHINA DOLL WITHOUT ASKING HER ABOUT WALTER FARADAY, DO YOU? 638 00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:16,800 IT WAS A DELICATE SUBJECT. 639 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:22,400 I HAD TO PICK JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT TO BRING IT UP. 640 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:26,900 [ Moaning ] DON'T STOP! OH, GOD, DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! 641 00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:30,400 WASEY, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU... 642 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,400 TO ASK ME ABOUT THE TRUE PURPOSE OF YOUR VISIT? 643 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,100 NOW? 644 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:40,500 WHAT BETTER TIME FOR TWO PEOPLE TO REVEAL THE TRUTH? 645 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,500 THE TRUTH? WHAT TRUTH? 646 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,800 THE TRUTH ABOUT FARADAY'S FLOWERS. 647 00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:50,300 OH, THAT-- WHA-- WHAT ABOUT 'EM? 648 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,900 [ Moans ] 649 00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:57,700 THEY SAY THE FLOWERS WERE STOLEN BY A SERVANT. 650 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,300 WU Ch'En SHE. 651 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,900 UH... I KNEW THAT ALREADY. 652 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,900 PERHAPS I CAN HELP YOU. 653 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,500 LATER. 654 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,400 LATER YOU MAY FORGET. HUH? 655 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:20,400 WHEN WALTER INSISTED I LEAVE SHANGHAI WITH HIM, WU HID ME. 656 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:24,200 AND IN RETURN, I ARRANGED A BUYER... 657 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,400 FOR THE OPIUM HE WOULD STEAL. 658 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:30,400 HIS NAME IS JOE GO. 659 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,300 JOE GO? WHERE DO I FIND THIS JOE GO? 660 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:36,300 LATER, WASEY. 661 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,000 [ Moaning ] 662 00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:42,400 [ Tatlock ] WELL, FOR HEAVEN SAKES, DID SHE TELL YOU WHERE TO FIND JOE GO? 663 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:45,100 [ Ducks Quacking ] [ Laughing ] 664 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,100 GLENDON, I'M TALKING TO YOU! 665 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,100 OH, UM-- [ Clears Throat ] 666 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,900 WELL, OF COURSE SHE TOLD ME WHERE TO FIND HIM. 667 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,500 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE? 668 00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,800 QUITE FRANKLY, MISS TATLOCK, I COULDN'T STAND YOU BEFORE. 669 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:03,300 [ Laughing ] 670 00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:29,400 [ Chinese ] 671 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,300 - YOU ARE MR. WASEY? - YEAH. 672 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,800 JOE GO AWAITS YOU. 673 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:49,300 JOE GO A REGULAR DIZZY DEAN, HUH? [ Laughs ] 674 00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:55,200 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU EVER SEE DIZZY PITCH? - SURE. 675 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:59,900 I SAW HIM BEAT THE REDS AT CROSLEY FIELD. FANTASTIC! 676 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,000 SO, WHAT'S A NICE ALL-AMERICAN BOY LIKE YOU WANT WITH A THOUSAND POUNDS OF OPIUM? 677 00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:08,100 WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET BACK TO LOS ANGELES THESE DAYS? 678 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,700 [ Laughing ] CHINA DOLL SAID YOU HAVE A PRETTY FACE... 679 00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:15,000 AND I SHOULD TELL YOU ALL I KNOW ABOUT FARADAY'S FLOWERS. 680 00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:19,000 OKAY, ABOUT A YEAR AGO, JOE GO PUT UP BIG DOWN PAYMENT... 681 00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:23,300 SO WU Ch'En SHE CAN DELIVER FIVE CRATES OF SUPER GRADE-A OPIUM. 682 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:28,300 ONLY CRATES TURN INTO FIVE LOADS OF SUPER GRADE-A BRICKS AND ONE SMALL BALL OF FARADAY'S OPIUM. 683 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,900 SOMEONE PULLED A SWITCH. WU Ch'En SHE? 684 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:33,500 [ Laughs ] DEFINITELY NOT WU. 685 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,800 JO GO HAVE YAMAGANI SAN BEAT WU TO A PULP. 686 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:41,500 NO. IF SOMEONE MAKE THE SWITCH, JOE GO BET ON FARADAY. 687 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,800 - WHAT WAS THAT? - [ Laughs ] VERY HOT ITEM. 688 00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:51,500 JOE GO CALL IT... SHANGHAI SURPRISE. 689 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:55,900 SEE, STOCKPILING HELL OF A DAMN GOOD BUSINESS. LOOK. 690 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,100 COCA-COLA, BUDWEISER, GILLETTE BLUE BLADES. 691 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,900 OPIUM? PENNY-ANTE BUSINESS. 692 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,900 DO YOU THINK THE FLOWERS STILL EXIST? 693 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,600 JOE GO ASK HIMSELF, "IF FLOWERS DON'T EXIST, WHY DOES WU STILL EXIST?" 694 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:13,200 YOU MEAN HE'S REALLY ALIVE? COULD WE SPEAK TO HIM? 695 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,600 TELL YOU WHAT. JOE GO OUT HIS DOWN PAYMENT. 696 00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:20,200 YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO WU? YOU TAKE JOE GO OFF THE HOOK, OKAY? 697 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,300 OKAY. LET'S SEE. 698 00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:26,000 I HAVE $38. 699 00:55:26,100 --> 00:55:29,300 SISTER, $38 MAY GET YOU 10 CARTONS OF LUCKY STRIKE GREENS, 700 00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:32,700 BUT JOE GO IS IN HOLE FOR 12,000 BIG ONES. 701 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,800 I MAY HAVE SOMETHING WORTH MORE THAN THAT. 702 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,500 JOE GO KNOW FASTBALL, CURVEBALL, CHANGE-UP-- 703 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:05,800 EVEN THE ELUSIVE SCREWBALL. 704 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:09,100 BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS WONDROUS PITCH? 705 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:11,100 KNUCKLEBALL. 706 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:13,200 AH, YES. 707 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:17,000 WORD OF THIS MAGIC HAS COME TO JOE GO'S EARS. 708 00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,900 YOU WILL TEACH ME? 709 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,200 AFTER YOU BRING US TO WU Ch'En SHE. 710 00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,300 TEACH FIRST. 711 00:56:38,700 --> 00:56:43,500 [ Chinese ] 712 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,600 I'D STAY HERE IF I WERE YOU. 713 00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:53,000 DON'T BE SILLY. THIS COULD BE THE END OF OUR SEARCH. 714 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:55,800 OKAY, LET'S GO. 715 00:56:55,900 --> 00:56:58,900 [ Chattering, Coughing ] 716 00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:14,600 [ Chinese ] 717 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,900 [ Chattering, Coughing Continue ] 718 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:44,000 - [ Chinese ] - [ Murmuring ] 719 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,500 [ Chinese ] 720 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:54,700 HEY! GIVE ME MY PURSE BA-- 721 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,800 [ Tatlock Screaming ] 722 00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,500 GLEN! 723 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,500 [ Screaming ] GLEN! 724 00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:07,600 [ Man Shouts In Chinese ] 725 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,900 [ Thugs Chattering ] 726 00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:35,800 ARE YOU WU Ch'En SHE? 727 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,600 WHERE ARE FARADAY'S FLOWERS? 728 00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:58,000 WHO DID THIS TO YOU? WHO? 729 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,600 [ Chinese ] 730 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,300 I THINK IT MEANS "THE LAST PHOENIX," 731 00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:06,300 WHATEVER THAT IS. 732 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,500 WELL, IN CHINESE MYTHOLOGY, THE PHOENIX HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SYMBOL OF BENEVOLENCE. 733 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:12,500 WHAT PUZZLES ME IS WHY YOU WERE TORTURED. 734 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,600 IT'S JUST THAT SINCE THE OCCUPATION, 735 00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:19,500 THE POLICE HAVE STOPPED TORTURING PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR PURELY POLITICAL REASONS. 736 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:23,300 THAT MAKES SENSE. THIS GUY STOPPED STRETCHING MY NECK... 737 00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:25,400 THE MINUTE I MENTIONED OPIUM. 738 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,900 SADISTIC, NO-HANDS BASTARD. 739 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,100 [ Coughing, Choking ] 740 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,800 NO HANDS? ARE YOU CERTAIN? 741 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,900 IT'S PRETTY HARD TO MAKE A MISTAKE ABOUT A THING LIKE THAT. 742 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,400 I SAW A CHINESE OFFICER CALLED MEI GAN HAVE HIS HANDS BLOWN OFF... 743 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:47,500 THE NIGHT WALTER WAS KILLED. 744 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:51,000 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THE BAD BLOOD BETWEEN THOSE TWO... 745 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,100 HAD TO DO WITH THE OPIUM. 746 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:57,100 BUT LOOKING BACK ON THE METICULOUS WAY HE SEARCHED THAT MONEY BELT, 747 00:59:57,100 --> 01:00:01,500 IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THE DISPUTE BETWEEN THEM HAD TO DO WITH SOMETHING ELSE. 748 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,500 THERE WAS A WARLORD IN THE NORTH... 749 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,100 WHO BECAME AN OUTLAW. 750 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,100 HIS NAME WAS ALSO MEI GAN. 751 01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:13,800 - YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU, KRONK? - I BEG YOUR PARDON? 752 01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:16,200 YOU KNOW WHEN THE POLICE WANNA SEE ME. YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET INSURANCE. 753 01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:19,600 YOU KNOW WHO'S WHO. YOU PROBABLY KNOW HOW MANY FRECKLES I HAVE ON MY ASS. 754 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,600 GLENDON, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 755 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:25,300 HIM. HE'S WHAT'S THE MATTER. WHO IS THIS GUY? WHAT DOES HE WANT? 756 01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:28,300 I SHOULD BE HAPPY TO ANSWER YOU, MR. WASEY. 757 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:33,300 I THINK YOU'RE A VERY ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL. 758 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:37,300 I HAVE NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER THAT YOU WILL ACCOMPLISH YOUR TASK. 759 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,600 I AM JUST AS CERTAIN THAT, IN SOME SMALL WAY, 760 01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:42,900 I WILL HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL. 761 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:47,000 IF I AM CORRECT, I EXPECT TO BE REWARDED. 762 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,800 AS I'M SURE MR. TUTTLE HERE... 763 01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:52,800 EXPECTS FAIR PAYMENT FOR SERVICES RENDERED. 764 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:56,400 WELL, AFTER ALL, DEAR BOY, IT WAS I THAT INTRODUCED YOU TO CHINA DOLL. 765 01:00:58,300 --> 01:01:01,800 WE'RE THE HELPING HAND, NOT HANDOUTS ANONYMOUS. 766 01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:04,400 COME ON. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 767 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,500 �� [ Jive Swing ] 768 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,600 [ Man ] PLAY ONE AGAIN. 769 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:20,500 I WISH YOU'D GIVE UP THIS OPIUM BUSINESS AND JUST GO BACK TO SAVING SOULS. 770 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,300 MR. WASEY, BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT SOME LITTLE LAMB WHO'S LOST IN THE WOODS. 771 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,800 YOU'RE NOT LOST IN THE WOODS. YOU'RE LOST IN A JUNGLE. [ Men Shouting ] 772 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:28,900 SHANGHAI IS THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY-- 773 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,200 - SEE WHAT I MEAN? - JOE GO AWAITS YOU. 774 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,100 WELL, YOU CAN JUST TELL JOE GO TO AWAIT US A LITTLE LONGER, OKAY? 775 01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:44,900 [ Chokes ] 776 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,500 JOE GO AWAITS YOU NOW. 777 01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:52,200 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN FOR A LITTLE NIGHT BASEBALL. 778 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:59,500 HEY, BIG STICK, JOE GO ON PINS AND NEEDLES. 779 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,600 WHAT DID OLD HOOKAH HEAD HAVE TO SAY, HUH? 780 01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:05,700 WELL, HE BLINKED A FEW TIMES, BLEW A FEW SMOKE RINGS... 781 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:09,400 AND WHISTLED A MEAN CHORUS OF "BEAT ME DADDY, EIGHT TO THE BAR." 782 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:12,500 DON'T THROW JOE GO CURVE BALL, BIG STICK. 783 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,600 JUST EXPLAIN WHAT HE SAID ABOUT MONKEY BUSINESS AROUND NECK. 784 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,000 TELL HIM, GLEN. WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE? 785 01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:25,300 ALL HE SAID WAS, "THE LAST PHOENIX." 786 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,200 SON OF A GUN. IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH CHINESE MYTHOLOGY. 787 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,200 MYTHOLOGY? [ Laughing ] 788 01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:35,300 JOE GO STUDENT OF CHINESE MYTHOLOGY SHIT. 789 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:37,400 PHOENIX, HUH? 790 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:42,800 OKAY. FIRST PHOENIX COME UP TO BAT DURING REIGN OF HUANG TI-- YELLOW EMPEROR. 791 01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:45,500 PHOENIX COME UP TO BAT LAST TIME... 792 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,000 WHEN IT SCRATCH AT GRAVE OF HONG WU, FIRST EMPEROR OF THE MING. 793 01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:52,500 SCRATCH AT THE EMPEROR'S-- IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, DOES IT? 794 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:56,600 WU NOT ONLY JUNKIE BUT CRAZY AS A BED BUG. [ Chuckling ] 795 01:02:56,500 --> 01:03:00,700 OH, JOE GO VERY, VERY SORRY ABOUT BUMP ON HEAD. 796 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:04,500 BUT JUST PRETEND IT WAS WILD PITCH. OKEYDOKEY. 797 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,500 LET'S GO. [ Engine Starts ] 798 01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:15,500 WELL, MISS TATLOCK, I GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR ME. 799 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:19,700 WHAT TIME DOES YOUR BOAT LEAVE TOMORROW? 4:00. 800 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,800 I'LL TRY TO GET DOWN TO THE DOCKS TO SEE YOU OFF. 801 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:28,900 YEAH. 802 01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:32,300 I'D LIKE THAT. 803 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,900 [ Vehicle Approaches ] I'D BETTER TAKE THIS TAXI. 804 01:03:43,900 --> 01:03:45,900 [ Sighs ] 805 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,900 MISS TATLOCK-- 806 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,400 DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED IF WE'D MET SOMEPLACE ELSE? 807 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:03,500 THE BAR AT THE COCONUT GROVE OR-- 808 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:06,500 OH. MAKE IT A CHURCH PICNIC EASTER SUNDAY. 809 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,400 [ Laughing ] 810 01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:12,500 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO A CHURCH PICNIC IN YOUR LIFE. 811 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,800 THAT'S RIGHT. I HAVEN'T. THANK BURNS FOR ME, WILL YOU? 812 01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:19,500 - FOR WHAT? - FOR THE INTRO. 813 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,000 HADN'T BEEN FOR HIM, WE'D NEVER HAVE MET IN A MILLION YEARS. 814 01:04:25,100 --> 01:04:28,000 - WAIT. - UHH! 815 01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:31,000 [ Sighs ] OH. I'M SORRY. 816 01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:35,200 I DON'T MIND. 817 01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:39,500 � I HOPE YOU WON'T LET GO � 818 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:43,700 � MAYBE YOU'LL LET ME KNOW � 819 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:48,400 � THAT YOU'LL BE SADDENED LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN � 820 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:51,600 � REGRETTING THAT WE'LL LEAVE � 821 01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:55,400 � AND FOR A WHILE � 822 01:04:55,500 --> 01:05:00,800 � I COULD COMFORT YOU OR HOLD YOU FOR SOME TIME � 823 01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:07,400 � I NEED YOU NOW TO BE BESIDE ME � 824 01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:12,000 � WHILE ALL MY WORLD IS SAD AND CRAZY � 825 01:05:12,100 --> 01:05:15,800 � LONELINESS � [ Vocalizing ] 826 01:05:15,900 --> 01:05:18,700 � EMPTY FACES � 827 01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:24,300 � WISH I COULD LEAVE THEM ALL IN SOMEPLACE ELSE �� 828 01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:34,100 GOOD EVENING... MR. WASEY. 829 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,400 WE REGRET THE NECESSITY FOR THE HOSTILE BEHAVIOR, 830 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:39,300 BUT WE DIDN'T FEEL YOU'D RECEIVE US CORDIALLY. 831 01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:42,200 I'M SO SORRY. I REALLY DO ABHOR THESE NASTY LITTLE THINGS. 832 01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:45,400 YOU'D BETTER KEEP IT ON ME, OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASSES OUTTA HERE. 833 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,600 AS YOU WISH. I'LL GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. 834 01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:50,700 AFTER DINNER-- WE WENT TO MR. TUTTLE'S NEWSPAPER... 835 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,700 AND LOOKED UP "MEI GAN" IN THE MORGUE. 836 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,700 LOOK. HMM? 837 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,700 THAT'S THE SON OF A BITCH BEFORE HE LOST HIS HANDS. 838 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:05,100 BUT LOOK AT THE HEADLINE ON THAT CLIPPING. 839 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,700 "DID THIS MAN LOOT THE ROYAL TOMBS?" 840 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,900 IT WOULD APPEAR THAT MEI GAN... 841 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:14,900 ADDED GRAVE ROBBING TO HIS REPERTOIRE OF ACTIVITIES. 842 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,100 WOULD YOU CARE TO GUESS WHO MEI GAN IS SITTING WITH? 843 01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:28,500 - YOU TELL ME. - MY DEAR, DEPARTED FRIEND WALTER FARADAY. 844 01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:32,400 WAIT A MINUTE. 845 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:36,100 THEY SAY, "THE LAST PHOENIX SCRATCHED AT THE EMPEROR'S GRAVE." 846 01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:38,100 SO IF MEI GAN ALSO ROBBED GRAVES, 847 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,100 THAT WOULD BE WHY WU'D CALL HIM THE LAST PHOENIX." 848 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,600 VERY GOOD. 849 01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:44,700 AND ONE OF THE GRAVES HE PLUNDERED... 850 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,700 WAS THE TOMB OF THE EMPRESS TZ'U-HSI. 851 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:53,600 THE EMPRESS TZ'U-HSI WAS ALSO KNOWN BY HER FAMILY NAME-- YEHONALA. 852 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,700 YEHONALA. 853 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,900 [ Chuckling ] 854 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,700 BOYS, I OWE YOU DINNER. 855 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,800 UM-- [ Door Opens, Closes ] 856 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:13,400 [ Wasey ] I'VE COME TO ASK SOMETHING ONLY YEHONALA WOULD KNOW. 857 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:17,100 WHAT TREASURES DID THE WARLORD MEI GAN PLUNDER FROM YOUR TOMB? 858 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,700 DO YOU THINK I WOULD REVEAL TO YOU WHAT I HAVE TOLD NO ONE ELSE... 859 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:24,100 MERELY BECAUSE YOU RESEMBLE SOMEONE I ONCE CARED FOR? 860 01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:27,300 NOT AT ALL. I'M HOPING YOU'LL TELL ME SO I CAN CONVINCE SOME GOOD PEOPLE... 861 01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:30,500 THEY'RE CHASING A RAINBOW. 862 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:34,800 THE DESECRATOR MEI GAN STOLE EVERYTHING. 863 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:42,100 YEHONALA'S PAINTINGS, SWORDS, SCROLLS. 864 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,600 MY PORCELAIN DREAMS... 865 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:48,300 AND MY HEAVENLY GARDENS. 866 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,600 "HEAVENLY GARDENS"? A FLOWER GARDEN? 867 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:55,200 A BOUQUET OF BEAUTIFUL VIOLETS. 868 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,500 STEMS-- EMERALDS. 869 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:06,800 THE BUDS-- RUBIES. THE LEAVES-- DIAMONDS. 870 01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:10,300 - FARADAY'S FLOWERS. - YEHONALA'S FLOWERS. 871 01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:13,900 FARADAY STOLE THEM FROM MEI GAN. 872 01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:19,900 WALTER WAS PERSUADED TO RETRIEVE FROM A THIEF... 873 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,000 WHAT ALWAYS BELONGED TO YEHONALA. 874 01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:27,300 ALL RIGHT. 875 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:31,700 I'LL TELL MY FRIENDS ONLY THAT THE OPIUM DOES NOT EXIST. 876 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:33,800 YEHONALA HAS DONE ME A GREAT SERVICE. 877 01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:37,200 SHE ALSO MAKES ME VERY SAD. 878 01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:41,500 WHY SAD, WASEY? I'VE MET MEI GAN. 879 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,200 HE'LL STOP AT NOTHING TO GET BACK WHAT FARADAY TOOK FROM HIM. 880 01:08:46,300 --> 01:08:49,000 HE'LL COME AFTER YOU. 881 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,000 MEI GAN CAME TO ME A YEAR AGO... 882 01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:54,100 AFTER WALTER DIED. 883 01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:05,600 HE DID THIS TO ME. 884 01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:23,100 HI. 885 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,700 [ Chinese ] OKAY. 886 01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:37,700 [ Gunshot ] 887 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,100 [ Handle Rattling ] 888 01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:52,900 YOU'VE BEEN A MOST RESOURCEFUL YOUNG MAN. I COMMEND YOU. 889 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,000 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU. 890 01:09:55,100 --> 01:09:59,300 HMM. YOU'VE NOT ONLY MASTERED THE ENIGMA OF CHINESE MYTHOLOGY, 891 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,400 BUT, JUDGING FROM WHERE YOU'VE JUST COME, 892 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:05,600 I SUSPECT YOU'VE ALSO SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF THE HEAVENLY GARDENS. 893 01:10:05,700 --> 01:10:08,600 IT WAS OPIUM I WAS AFTER, NOT JEWELS. 894 01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:11,200 4:00 THIS AFTERNOON, I'M ON MY WAY BACK TO LOS ANGELES. 895 01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:13,300 OH? HOW DO YOU INTEND TO TRAVEL-- 896 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:17,100 BY STEAMSHIP OR BURLAP SACK? 897 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:21,000 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. I ASSURE YOU, IF YOUR ANSWER IS "BURLAP SACK," 898 01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:23,200 I CAN ACCOMMODATE YOU IMMEDIATELY. 899 01:10:23,300 --> 01:10:25,600 STEAMSHIP, OF COURSE. GOOD. 900 01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:27,700 THEN YOU'RE FREE TO EMBARK... 901 01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:31,700 THE MOMENT YOU RETURN THE HEAVENLY GARDENS TO ME. 902 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,400 YOU KNOW WHO HAS THEM. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GET THEM? 903 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:38,000 BECAUSE THE LADY IS IMMUNE TO MY METHODS OF PERSUASION. 904 01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:40,100 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GONNA BE MORE SUCCESSFUL? 905 01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,400 I MEAN, SHE'S CRAZY. 906 01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:45,200 SHE THINKS SHE'S AN EMPRESS. 907 01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:48,000 [ Vehicle Stops ] 908 01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:50,100 [ Sighs ] 909 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,900 [ Thunder Rumbles ] IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHEN TWO MEN CONCLUDE A DEAL, 910 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,600 I BELIEVE IT'S CUSTOMARY TO SHAKE HANDS. 911 01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:08,800 DON'T BE IMPOLITE, MR. WASEY. IT WOULD OFFEND ME. 912 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,400 [ Cracking ] 913 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:33,900 NO OPIUM? MY SOURCE WAS SO RELIABLE. 914 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:39,400 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FARADAY'S FLOWERS WAS MERELY A BUNCH OF JEWELS. 915 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:42,300 "MERELY A BUNCH OF JEWELS"? 916 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,500 JESUS CHRIST. 917 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,200 WOULD YOU-- TELL HIM WE'VE HIT THE JACKPOT HERE. 918 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:52,000 MR. BURNS, THOSE JEWELS CAN BUY MORE OPIUM THAN WE'VE EVER DREAMED OF. 919 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,500 WE ARE MISSIONARIES, MISS TATLOCK. 920 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:58,600 WE'RE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF FENCING STOLEN PROPERTY. 921 01:11:58,700 --> 01:12:01,200 WE CAN'T TURN OUR BACK ON THOSE SUFFERING MEN. 922 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:04,500 SHE WON'T JUST HAND YOU THE JEWELS. 923 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,300 FROM WHAT YOU'VE TOLD US, THIS WOMAN'S CRAZY. 924 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,600 SO SHE'S CRAZY. MAYBE SHE'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH-- 925 01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:12,700 MAYBE SHE'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH... 926 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,300 TO BUY SOME SERMON ABOUT SAVING HER ARMY. 927 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,400 AT LEAST SHE'S WILLING TO MEET MISS TATLOCK. 928 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,500 [ Sighs ] WELL... 929 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:27,200 IT'S HIGHLY UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT GO. 930 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,600 GO, WITH MY BLESSINGS. 931 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:43,100 HAS YEHONALA GIVEN ANY THOUGHT TO MY PROPOSAL? 932 01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:45,600 I MUST ASK YOUR FRIEND A QUESTION, WASEY. 933 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:49,500 YOU SAY YOU WISH TO HELP MY COUNTRY. 934 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:55,000 WHY SHOULD MY JEWELS BE USED TO BUY THE OPIUM DRUG INSTEAD OF GUNS? 935 01:12:55,100 --> 01:13:00,000 GUNS CAUSE PAIN. OPIUM EASES PAIN. 936 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:33,600 I STRIPPED THE EMPRESS OF THE ORIGINAL GLASS STONES... 937 01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:37,500 PAINTED THE JEWELS AND SEWED THEM ON. 938 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,400 A RUBY. 939 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,800 THANK YOU. 940 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:01,600 NOW YOU MUST GO. 941 01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:06,100 YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE UNTIL YOU DISPOSE OF THE HEAVENLY GARDENS. 942 01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:09,800 YOU'VE REALLY DONE A WONDERFUL THING, GLEN. 943 01:14:11,300 --> 01:14:14,300 - HOPE YOU ALWAYS FEEL THAT WAY. - WHY WOULDN'T I? 944 01:14:14,300 --> 01:14:17,700 SOMETIMES THINGS LOOK DIFFERENT IN THE LIGHT OF DAY. 945 01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:39,600 [ Motor Starts ] 946 01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:42,800 WILL YOU MISS CHINA DOLL, MR. WASEY? 947 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,700 - UH-OH. - OH, IT'S ONLY THE POLICE. 948 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:51,400 - [ Gasps ] WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? - GIVE OURSELVES UP, I GUESS. 949 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,600 NO, NO. I'M NOT GOING WITH HIM. HE'S A GANGSTER. 950 01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:59,300 BETTER HOP IN, BIG STICK. YOU GOT BIG TROUBLE. 951 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,300 HELP ME, JOE GO. THE MAN'S LOST HIS MIND. 952 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,900 GO! GO! 953 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,900 [ Shouting In Chinese ] 954 01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:23,500 STOP! WE'LL GET AWAY IN THE SAMPAN! 955 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,500 [ Running Footsteps ] 956 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,700 GOING SOMEWHERE, MR. WASEY? 957 01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:50,700 [ Laughing ] HEY THERE, GOOD BUDDY. 958 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,800 [ Clears Throat ] I WAS JUST LOOKIN' FOR YOU. 959 01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:55,300 IT DID NOT APPEAR THAT WAY TO ME. 960 01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:57,800 YOU WERE TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 961 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:01,400 [ Laughing ] NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. 962 01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:04,800 THESE ARE NOT MY FRIENDS. THEY ABDUCTED-- 963 01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:08,800 I'M RELIEVED. I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK A HANDSHAKE MEANT NOTHING TO YOU. 964 01:16:08,900 --> 01:16:13,400 NO. I'M A MAN OF MY WORD, AND A DEAL IS A DEAL. 965 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:15,600 DEAL? WHAT DEAL? 966 01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:17,900 A VERY GENEROUS DEAL. 967 01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:21,500 YEAH, A REAL BARGAIN. SEE... 968 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,800 I GET HIM THE JEWELS, AND HE LETS ME STAY ALIVE. 969 01:16:24,900 --> 01:16:28,200 YOU DECEITFUL, JELLY-SPINED, BACK-STABBING BASTARD! 970 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:31,400 YOU DIDN'T LEARN THAT IN BROOKLINE, MASSACHUSETTS. 971 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:35,700 NO. I GOT IT FROM ASSOCIATING WITH-- WITH PRICKS LIKE YOU. 972 01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:37,700 [ Mei Gan ] ENOUGH OF THIS! NOW, MR. WASEY, 973 01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,000 YOU WILL KINDLY RETURN TO ME WHAT IS MINE. 974 01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:43,800 BE GLAD TO. 975 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,000 I'M SURE IT WAS-- DID I GIVE IT TO YOU? 976 01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:55,200 NO, YOU RAT. YOU TOOK THEM FROM ME. 977 01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:59,300 YOU SHOULD PRAY YOU HAVEN'T DECEIVED ME. PERMIT US. 978 01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:11,500 HEY, EASY ON THE SHIRT. 979 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,900 THERE'S NOTHING IN IT, MEI GAN. 980 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:22,100 JUST PERSONAL JUNK. FAMILY PICTURES-- 981 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:25,400 A PICTURE OF MY MOM... DOG. 982 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,100 YOU OPEN IT. 983 01:17:32,100 --> 01:17:34,900 [ Scoffs ] THERE'S NOTHING IN IT. 984 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,200 MY HANDICAP MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO TEST YOUR HONESTY. 985 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:41,800 - OPEN IT! - OKAY, BUT IT'S A WASTE OF TIME. 986 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,400 MY LITTLE BLACK BOOK. 987 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,300 MY MEMBERSHIP IN PEKING Y.M.C.A. 988 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,700 AND MY-- MY LIBRARY CARD'S EXPIRED. DAMN. 989 01:18:00,100 --> 01:18:03,800 AND MY... LONE RANGER BADGE. 990 01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:14,400 SILK STOCKINGS. 991 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,700 [ Sighs ] YOU'RE NEVER LONELY WITH A PAIR OF SILK STOCKINGS. 992 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,800 HERSHEY BAR. 993 01:18:37,300 --> 01:18:39,300 JUST SOME PICTURES. 994 01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:41,300 THAT'S IT. THAT'S EVERYTHING. 995 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,800 ONE MORE COMPARTMENT, MR. WASEY. 996 01:18:50,300 --> 01:18:52,300 NOW, I KNOW THAT THAT LOOKS PROMISING, 997 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:54,600 BUT THERE ARE NOTHING BUT MOTHBALLS IN THERE, I ASSURE YOU. 998 01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:56,600 OPEN IT! 999 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,700 [ Sighs ] 1000 01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,800 SUIT YOURSELF. 1001 01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:18,000 [ Objects Clattering ] SEE? MOTHBALLS. 1002 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:26,600 DON'T BE SORE, OLD BUDDY. OKAY? 1003 01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:29,900 THERE ARE JUST TIMES THAT YOU CAN'T GET WHAT YOU WANT... 1004 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,400 BY STRINGING PEOPLE UP BY THE NECK... 1005 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:37,500 OR BULLYING THEM INTO DOUBLE-CROSSING SOMEONE THEY CARE ABOUT... 1006 01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:40,700 OR EVEN PULLING OUT THEIR FINGERNAILS, 1007 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,000 YOU SORRY, SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH. 1008 01:19:43,100 --> 01:19:46,600 HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MEI GAN LIKE THAT! 1009 01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:50,200 LIKE TIMING THAT SPEECH TO LAST JUST THAT LONG. COME ON! 1010 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:55,100 [ All Shouting, Screaming ] 1011 01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:01,200 [ Tatlock ] UH! I FORGOT I CAN'T SWIM. [ Coughing ] 1012 01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:13,900 [ Coughing ] 1013 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:22,000 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU PICKED UP THE SHANGHAI SURPRISE. 1014 01:20:22,100 --> 01:20:26,100 YOU'RE SLICK, BIG STICK. REALLY SLICK. YEAH, THANKS. 1015 01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:30,100 - TOO BAD THE JEWELS WENT UP IN SMOKE, HUH? - BETTER THEM THAN US. 1016 01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:33,200 BETTER NEITHER. 1017 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,600 OH, MY GOSH! GIVE THEM TO ME. 1018 01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,600 [ Tatlock ] JOE GO, CAN YOU TAKE US TO THE MISSION? I'LL DELIVER THEM PERSONALLY. 1019 01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:50,200 - HEY! - STOCKPILING IS GREAT, BUT ROBBERY IS BETTER. 1020 01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:55,500 - THANKS, BIG STICK. - I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS! I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS! 1021 01:20:55,500 --> 01:20:58,300 [ Laughing ] 1022 01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:03,100 YOU GIVE THOSE BACK TO ME! 1023 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:07,300 SISTER, YOU'RE WHISTLING-- DIXIE! OHH! 1024 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,200 HOW'S THAT FOR A BALL GAME, YOU LITTLE CREEP? 1025 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:13,200 COME ON-- [ Screams ] 1026 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:18,300 GODDAMN IT! 1027 01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:20,300 NOW WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1028 01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:23,400 IF I'D HAD THAT KIND OF CONTROL WHEN I NEEDED IT, 1029 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,400 I'D BE PITCHING FOR THE YANKEES NOW... 1030 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:27,900 INSTEAD OF SELLING CRUMMY PAINTED TIES. 1031 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:32,300 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 1032 01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:37,700 THANK GOD YOU'RE SAFE. WE DID IT. 1033 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,700 [ Tatlock, Wasey Laughing ] 1034 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:45,000 - IT'S A MIRACLE. - HELLO. 1035 01:21:46,300 --> 01:21:48,300 COME ON, FELLAS. NOT AGAIN. 1036 01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:51,700 DON'T BE OFFENDED, OLD BOY. WE'RE ONLY LOOKING AFTER OUR OWN INTERESTS. 1037 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:55,800 AND IT WOULD APPEAR OUR TIMING IS IMMACULATE. 1038 01:21:55,900 --> 01:21:57,900 HMM. [ Burns ] BROTHERS, 1039 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:01,500 I DON'T SUPPOSE AN APPEAL FROM A HUMBLE SERVANT OF THE LORD... 1040 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:05,100 COULD MOVE YOUR SENSE OF COMPASSION... AND HUMILITY. 1041 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:07,200 OH, BUGGER OFF, YOU OLD FART. 1042 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,000 THAT'S A SHAME. 1043 01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:13,300 [ Martial Arts Yell ] [ Groans ] 1044 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:17,600 MR. BURNS? 1045 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,500 NO! 1046 01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:23,200 [ British Accent ] THAT'S FOR TRYING TO STICK ME UP. 1047 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:25,800 AND THAT'S THE TIME YOU NEARLY LEFT ME TO DROWN. 1048 01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,900 I-- [ Whimpering ] 1049 01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:35,600 [ Both Groaning ] 1050 01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:37,900 [ Continue Groaning ] 1051 01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:41,900 POOR WILLIE. HE NEVER HAD A GIFT FOR LARCENY. 1052 01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:46,400 MISS TATLOCK, IF I WERE YOU, I'D SIT DOWN. 1053 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,600 I THINK YOU'VE JUST WITNESSED A RESURRECTION. 1054 01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:51,000 NOTHING SO DRAMATIC. 1055 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:54,400 PLUCKED FROM THE SEA BY A TIMELY FISHERMAN'S NET... 1056 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,800 AND A YEAR IN OSAKA TO PATCH MYSELF UP AND PLAN MY RETURN. 1057 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:03,400 MR. BURNS... YOU'RE NOT MR. BURNS. 1058 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:07,800 NO, MA'AM. I'M JUST AN EX-OPIUM KING... 1059 01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:12,200 WHO STOLE SOME JEWELS FOR A LOVELY LADY WHO REFUSED TO RETURN THEM. 1060 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:15,400 SO I HAD TO SOLICIT SOME OUTSIDE HELP, 1061 01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,500 AND HEAVEN DEALT ME A WINNING HAND. 1062 01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,200 YEAH, ME. 1063 01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:23,000 BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY THAT CHINA DOLL WAS ONCE IN LOVE WITH. 1064 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:26,500 RIGHT. AND NOW, MR. WASEY, I DON'T WANT TO MISS MY BOAT. 1065 01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:29,400 WILL YOU KINDLY HAND OVER THAT TICKET THAT I GAVE YOU? 1066 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:33,400 I EARNED THAT TICKET. HAND IT OVER. 1067 01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:43,800 THANK YOU. NOW MOVE. 1068 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:46,000 GO ON, BOTH OF YOU. MOVE! 1069 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:54,400 NOW, JACK, IN YOUR BOX. 1070 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,500 YOU TOO, JILL. 1071 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:02,400 I CAN'T. MY SKIRT'S TOO TIGHT. 1072 01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,200 GET IN. 1073 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:12,300 HOLD ON-- GET IN! 1074 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:23,600 FARADAY, JUST ONE THING. WAS THERE EVER ANY OPIUM? 1075 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:27,500 SURE, JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU. A THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED POUNDS. 1076 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,100 ONE DAY, SOME LUCKY SAP WILL FIND IT. 1077 01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:47,000 SEE YOU IN CHURCH... SUCKERS. 1078 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:51,000 GODDAMN PHONY MISSIONARY CON ARTIST! 1079 01:24:51,100 --> 01:24:54,100 STOP SWEARING AND GET US OUT OF THIS! 1080 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:56,500 YOU'RE THE EXPERT ON PICKING LOCKS. 1081 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:59,500 OKAY. HOW'S THIS? 1082 01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:11,700 DAMN! 1083 01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:13,700 JIGGLE YOUR CRATE. IT'LL FALL OUT. 1084 01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:16,800 [ Grunting ] 1085 01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:19,900 [ Continues Grunting ] 1086 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,600 MAYBE-- MAYBE I CAN KNOCK IT FREE. 1087 01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:31,200 [ Grunting ] 1088 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,500 [ Both Grunting ] 1089 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:46,400 [ Both Screaming ] 1090 01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:48,900 [ Tatlock ] OW! OH. 1091 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:52,500 [ Tatlock ] OF ALL THE INCOMPETENT, IRRESPONSIBLE, MINDLESS THINGS TO TO! 1092 01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,300 AND I'M STILL STUCK IN HERE. 1093 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,400 SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE! 1094 01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:00,700 OH. 1095 01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:06,000 WHO ARE YOU? I'M MR. BURNS. 1096 01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:08,600 YOU'RE NOT MR. BURNS. MR. BURNS JUST TOOK-- 1097 01:26:08,700 --> 01:26:12,600 WELL, SEE, HE WASN'T REALLY-- YOU'RE MR. BURNS. 1098 01:26:12,700 --> 01:26:15,200 AND YOU MUST BE MISS TATLOCK. I WAS TOLD YOU'D BE HERE... 1099 01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:17,400 WHEN I RETURNED FROM THE MISSION IN PEKING. 1100 01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:20,500 WE'RE EXPECTING GREAT THINGS FROM YOU. GIVE ME HALF AN HOUR... 1101 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:22,700 AND YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. HEY! 1102 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:32,800 [ Groans ] I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY. 1103 01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:36,400 Y-YOU KNOW, MISS TATLOCK, THE HELPING HAND DISAPPROVES OF THESE... 1104 01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:38,500 UM, EASTERN PRACTICES. 1105 01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:40,600 DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU'VE TRIED IT, PAL. 1106 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,900 [ Grunting ] [ Chinese ] 1107 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:48,900 [ Coin Clatters ] 1108 01:26:51,100 --> 01:26:53,100 [ Man Shouting In Chinese ] 1109 01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:59,600 [ Humming ] 1110 01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:04,200 COME ON. 1111 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:09,000 WAIT. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1112 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,000 HE'S GOT A GUN. 1113 01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,900 YOU TWO MUST BE RELATED TO HOUDINI. 1114 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,500 DON'T COME ANY CLOSER. 1115 01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:58,800 YOU'RE VERY WELCOME TO THOSE LITTLE BAUBLES. 1116 01:27:58,900 --> 01:28:02,800 REALLY. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU TO HAVE THEM... 1117 01:28:02,900 --> 01:28:05,500 EXCEPT I DOUBT IF THEY'D COVER THE PRICE OF A CHINESE DINNER. 1118 01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:08,000 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S TRYING TO TRICK US. 1119 01:28:08,100 --> 01:28:10,900 WE'VE ALL BEEN TRICKED. 1120 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:18,300 YOU KNOW HOW TOUGH DIAMONDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE? 1121 01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:20,700 ALLOW ME. 1122 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:32,400 [ Moans ] 1123 01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,700 YOU HAVE TO HAND IT TO CHINA DOLL. 1124 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,900 IT'S THE THIRD TIME SHE'S OUTFOXED ME. 1125 01:28:39,300 --> 01:28:41,600 FIRST SHE GETS ME TO STEAL THE DAMN THINGS, 1126 01:28:41,700 --> 01:28:43,900 THEN SHE LEAVES ME TO MEI GAN AND NOW SHE HEADS FOR THE HILLS... 1127 01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:47,800 A RICH LADY AND LEAVES ME WITH THIS BAG OF RUBBISH. 1128 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:51,900 THEN, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PUSHOVER FOR SOMEBODY WHO CAN BEAT ME AT MY OWN GAME. 1129 01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:08,700 YOUR TURN. VERY THERAPEUTIC. 1130 01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:10,800 RID YOU OF A LOT OF FRUSTRATION. 1131 01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:24,100 LOOK, KIDS, IT'S FINISHED HERE IN SHANGHAI. 1132 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:27,300 PARTY'S OVER. IT'S TIME TO PACK UP AND GO HOME. 1133 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:30,900 THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM. WE COULD ALL BUNK TOGETHER. 1134 01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:33,200 OH, MAYBE HE'S RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1135 01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:39,200 IF YOU THINK YOU'RE STILL GONNA FIND THAT OPIUM, FORGET IT. 1136 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,800 FARADAY'S FLOWERS ARE JUST A WILTED MEMORY. 1137 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:47,900 - PERHAPS I'LL STAY ON HERE A WHILE. - [ Scoffs ] AND DO WHAT? 1138 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,600 I COULD GIVE BEING A MISSIONARY A TRY. 1139 01:29:51,700 --> 01:29:54,200 YOU MEAN, NO DRINKING, NO GAMBLING, NO WHORING? 1140 01:29:54,300 --> 01:29:56,300 MY BOY, I'VE TRIED IT. IT'S HELL ON EARTH. 1141 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,100 [ Man ] ALL ASHORE! 1142 01:29:58,200 --> 01:30:01,800 AH, THE LAST CALL. ALL ASHORE THAT'S GOING OFF! 1143 01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:05,500 ALL ASHORE! 1144 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,300 I'D BETTER BE GOING. 1145 01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:17,900 [ Tatlock ] I HOPE YOU MAKE A KILLING ON YOUR TIES. 1146 01:30:24,100 --> 01:30:27,400 MISS TATLOCK... FROM NOW ON, 1147 01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:31,500 I'M GONNA TRY LIKE HELL TO LIVE UP TO MY OBLIGATIONS. 1148 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:35,500 BUT I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AT IT AS YOU. 1149 01:30:36,700 --> 01:30:38,700 GOOD-BYE, GLENDON. 1150 01:30:45,100 --> 01:30:48,500 YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION. SHE'S A NICE GIRL, BUT WHO NEEDS NICE GIRLS? 1151 01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:51,300 NOW, I'M GONNA FINISH MY SHAVE, TAKE A SHOWER. 1152 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:54,500 THEN WE'LL BREAK OPEN THAT BOTTLE OF BUBBLY. 1153 01:30:55,900 --> 01:30:58,100 SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. 1154 01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:01,300 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A KILLING WITH THOSE CRATES. 1155 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:05,800 WHAT WITH MY CONNECTIONS IN L.A., YOU'RE GONNA BE A RICH MAN. 1156 01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:10,600 DO YOU HEAR ME? I SAID YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH. 1157 01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:14,000 YEAH, I HEARD YOU. 1158 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:34,000 � YOU GOT INTO MY LIFE � 1159 01:31:34,100 --> 01:31:38,000 � I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FOUND ME � 1160 01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:40,000 � BUT YOU DID � 1161 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:45,400 � IT STOPPED ME HEADIN' SOMEPLACE ELSE � 1162 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:49,300 � TOOK ME A WHILE TO SAY � 1163 01:31:49,300 --> 01:31:51,400 I'M GETTING OFF. THERE ARE THREE TRUNKS IN THERE. 1164 01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:53,500 GET SOME HELP AND BRING THEM UP. 1165 01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:58,100 � BUT NOW I'M SADDENED LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN � 1166 01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:01,000 � REGRETTING THAT WE'LL LEAVE � 1167 01:32:02,700 --> 01:32:05,100 � SO, FOR A WHILE � 1168 01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:09,900 � COULD YOU COMFORT ME AND HOLD ME FOR SOME TIME �� 1169 01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:13,600 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1170 01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:15,700 TATLOCK! 1171 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:19,100 TATLOCK! 1172 01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:21,700 TATLOCK! 1173 01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,800 TATLOCK! 1174 01:32:27,600 --> 01:32:29,700 MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! 1175 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:37,000 WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO STAY? 1176 01:32:37,100 --> 01:32:39,300 I NEVER GOT YOUR FIRST NAME. 1177 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:41,500 IT'S GLORIA. 1178 01:32:50,100 --> 01:32:52,400 COME HERE, GLORIA TATLOCK. 1179 01:32:59,300 --> 01:33:01,600 STOP THE BOAT! SOMEBODY! 1180 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:03,700 STOP THE BOAT! WILL YOU STOP THIS BOAT! 1181 01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:07,900 I AM SORRY, BUT THIS BOAT DON'T STOP UNTIL WE REACH HONOLULU. 1182 01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:13,000 WASEY! 1183 01:33:13,100 --> 01:33:15,100 WASEY, GET BACK ON THIS BOAT! 1184 01:33:16,100 --> 01:33:18,100 WHAT IS HE DOING? 1185 01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:22,500 GLENDON? 1186 01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:27,900 MAYBE HE'S JUST UPSET 'CAUSE I DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE. 1187 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:31,000 WASEY! [ Ship's Whistle Blowing ] 1188 01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:35,700 [ Objects Clattering ] HEY, GODDAMN IT! 1189 01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:37,800 [ Chinese ] 1190 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:54,100 A WILTED MEMORY, HUH? 1191 01:34:00,300 --> 01:34:02,300 YOU SNEAKY SON OF A BITCH. 1192 01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:04,900 GLORIA, 1193 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:07,900 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD WAVE AND BLOW HIM A BIG KISS. 1194 01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:10,300 I WILL NOT. HE'S AN EVIL, HORRIBLE MAN. 1195 01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,900 WAVE ANYWAY. THAT EVIL HORRIBLE MAN... 1196 01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:17,800 JUST SENT YOU THE BEST BOUQUET A GIRL COULD EVER WANT. 1197 01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:21,400 [ Laughing ] 1198 01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:25,600 WAVE, GLORIA! [ Laughing ] 1199 01:34:50,900 --> 01:34:54,300 [ Man ] � I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I GOT DELAYED � 1200 01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:59,000 � I SHOULD BE SAILING TODAY ON A LINER � 1201 01:34:59,100 --> 01:35:02,900 � WAS KICKED IN THE ASS ON A DOCK AT YANG-TSE � 1202 01:35:02,900 --> 01:35:06,900 � IT'S NO WAY FOR A MAN TO SEE CHINA � 1203 01:35:06,900 --> 01:35:08,900 � BUT I'M READY � 1204 01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:13,500 [ Backup Singers ] � YOU MUST BE CRAZY � � CRAZY � 1205 01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:17,500 � AND YOU GOT NO MONEY � � MONEY � 1206 01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:21,000 � BUT YOU'RE A TRYER � 1207 01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:27,900 � MY STRAITS ARE DIRE FROM THE WOK INTO THE FIRE � 1208 01:35:27,900 --> 01:35:31,900 � I'D LIKE TO MEET YOU BUT I'VE BROKEN MY CHOPSTICK � 1209 01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:35,500 � SOMETIMES THERE'S NO HOPE IN IN CHASING PROMISES � 1210 01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:40,600 � I WANNA LOVE YOU THOUGH IT COULD PROVE TO BE UNWISE � 1211 01:35:42,100 --> 01:35:44,100 � SHANGHAI SURPRISE � 1212 01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:48,000 � WHATEVER YOU'RE SAYING I WANT IT ANYWAY IN � 1213 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:52,300 � BEEN HANGING 'ROUND FOR A RIDE ON YOUR RICKSHAW � 1214 01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:56,200 � YOU MAY CORRECT ME NOW THAT YOU'VE INSPECTED ME � 1215 01:35:56,300 --> 01:36:01,900 � COME OVER HERE, LET ME FEEL YOU CUT DOWN TO SIZE � 1216 01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:04,500 � OH, SHANGHAI SURPRISE � 1217 01:36:04,500 --> 01:36:08,400 � MY STRAITS ARE DIRE FROM THE WOK INTO THE FIRE � 1218 01:36:08,500 --> 01:36:12,400 � I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOU BUT I'M NOT REALLY SOCIAL � 1219 01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:16,100 � SOMETIMES IT'S NO JOKE CAN'T COPE WITH OPIUM � 1220 01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:17,700 � I'D LIKE TO LOVE YOU � 1221 01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:21,600 � BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S IN YOUR EYES � 1222 01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:25,700 � SHANGHAI SURPRISE � 1223 01:36:30,900 --> 01:36:34,200 � SHANGHAI SURPRISE � 1224 01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:50,400 � SHANGHAI SURPRISE �� 131102