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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,922 --> 00:00:04,484 ? Happy birthday to you ? 2 00:00:04,578 --> 00:00:07,203 ? Keep coming back. ? 3 00:00:10,570 --> 00:00:13,204 Five years sober. Congratulations. 4 00:00:13,206 --> 00:00:15,733 I sponsored her four years, eleven months, 5 00:00:15,758 --> 00:00:18,578 but the new sponsor gets to hold the cake. Okay. 6 00:00:19,462 --> 00:00:22,289 I gave birth to her. Look where I'm sitting. 7 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,742 Christy, alcoholic. 8 00:00:23,767 --> 00:00:24,849 Hi, Christy. 9 00:00:24,874 --> 00:00:26,457 First, I want to thank Nora, 10 00:00:26,482 --> 00:00:29,664 my new sponsor, for giving me my cake 11 00:00:29,689 --> 00:00:31,296 and just being the best. 12 00:00:31,321 --> 00:00:33,601 And the knife gets a twist. 13 00:00:34,393 --> 00:00:36,177 This year has been fantastic. 14 00:00:36,225 --> 00:00:39,507 I was in an... an amazing, healthy relationship 15 00:00:39,532 --> 00:00:42,066 with a man who is now marrying someone else. 16 00:00:42,068 --> 00:00:43,734 I think this weekend. 17 00:00:43,759 --> 00:00:46,203 I didn't get into law school. 18 00:00:46,228 --> 00:00:48,979 Oh, and we got robbed. At Christmas. 19 00:00:49,004 --> 00:00:51,171 How's that for a lump of coal? 20 00:00:51,294 --> 00:00:53,640 Does she know what "fantastic" means? 21 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:56,790 Five years ago, any one of those things 22 00:00:56,815 --> 00:00:58,514 would have destroyed me. 23 00:00:58,539 --> 00:00:59,992 But now, 24 00:01:00,213 --> 00:01:02,463 a few hours of uncontrollable sobbing, 25 00:01:02,488 --> 00:01:04,125 and I'm good to go. 26 00:01:04,638 --> 00:01:07,225 For example, uh, this past week, 27 00:01:07,227 --> 00:01:10,027 I gambled away $4,000 of my friend's money, 28 00:01:10,052 --> 00:01:11,747 and stranded my mom in a jail cell. 29 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,661 Ooh. I got a shout-out. 30 00:01:14,338 --> 00:01:17,622 But, hey, I am cleaning up my mess, 'cause that's what we do. 31 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:21,439 And to the newcomers, please don't let all of that scare you. 32 00:01:22,107 --> 00:01:23,074 Believe it or not, 33 00:01:23,076 --> 00:01:25,826 I am the best version of me that I've ever been. 34 00:01:25,968 --> 00:01:27,200 I mean, 35 00:01:27,225 --> 00:01:29,646 I haven't slept with anyone in this room, so... 36 00:01:29,679 --> 00:01:31,729 that must count for something. 37 00:01:32,335 --> 00:01:33,388 Oh. 38 00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:36,081 I didn't see you there, Tim. Sorry. 39 00:01:44,787 --> 00:01:49,168 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 40 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:57,848 Now, I want you to do that writing 41 00:01:57,873 --> 00:01:59,406 about what you did in Reno. 42 00:01:59,431 --> 00:02:02,265 Well, I started to write about it, 43 00:02:02,278 --> 00:02:04,362 and then I started doodling, 44 00:02:04,364 --> 00:02:06,947 and, uh, then I drew a pretty funny picture 45 00:02:06,949 --> 00:02:08,833 of my mom in jail. 46 00:02:10,003 --> 00:02:13,071 - Does that count? - Christy. 47 00:02:13,096 --> 00:02:15,263 But if I write it all down, then I'm gonna have to look at it. 48 00:02:15,288 --> 00:02:16,954 That's the point. If you don't look at it, 49 00:02:16,979 --> 00:02:18,095 you'll end up doing it again. 50 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,120 Okay, got it. Got it, got it, got it. 51 00:02:20,296 --> 00:02:21,840 But... 52 00:02:22,087 --> 00:02:23,920 five years sober. 53 00:02:24,071 --> 00:02:26,071 Amazing. 54 00:02:26,096 --> 00:02:27,596 Whoo! 55 00:02:30,132 --> 00:02:32,382 I feel like I'm celebrating a little. 56 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:35,543 I'll celebrate when you do your writing. 57 00:02:35,568 --> 00:02:37,034 Okay. 58 00:02:37,363 --> 00:02:38,855 So, what's new with you? 59 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,630 Uh-uh. You know I don't do the chitchat. 60 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:43,651 But you know all the gory details of my life. 61 00:02:43,676 --> 00:02:45,309 I don't even know what your favorite color is. 62 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:47,652 Think... about it. 63 00:02:49,411 --> 00:02:51,661 And I will see you on Tuesday. 64 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,637 Yep. See you then. 65 00:02:54,128 --> 00:02:57,079 Nora's on the move, Christy flying in. 66 00:02:58,547 --> 00:03:00,257 Nora's not gonna join us? 67 00:03:00,315 --> 00:03:02,115 No. She doesn't do the whole 68 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,756 "friends with her sponsees" thing. 69 00:03:03,781 --> 00:03:05,614 Oh. She's one of those. 70 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:08,077 Well, some of us are able to do both. 71 00:03:08,569 --> 00:03:11,390 I have a girl crush on Bitter Marjorie. 72 00:03:11,814 --> 00:03:14,374 Bitter Marjorie would eat you alive. 73 00:03:15,268 --> 00:03:17,801 Stop it or I'll come over there. 74 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:23,270 Oh, oh, Jill, I've got some more of the money that I owe you. 75 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,727 - Payment number three. - Thank you, Christy. 76 00:03:25,974 --> 00:03:27,903 Only 37 to go. 77 00:03:29,681 --> 00:03:31,973 I mean, only 37 to go! 78 00:03:32,668 --> 00:03:34,270 I'm taking extra shifts, 79 00:03:34,295 --> 00:03:36,957 so, your next payment will have a little bonus in it. 80 00:03:36,982 --> 00:03:40,149 It's not really a bonus if it's my money. 81 00:03:42,349 --> 00:03:44,683 That's great! I can't wait! 82 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,820 Five years. 83 00:03:48,845 --> 00:03:51,880 I remember you walking into your first meeting. 84 00:03:52,305 --> 00:03:54,438 'Cause I was there. 85 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,586 Oh, my God. I forgot to thank you when I took my cake. 86 00:03:57,611 --> 00:03:59,219 Really? I didn't notice. 87 00:04:00,638 --> 00:04:02,790 Well, thank you all. 88 00:04:02,815 --> 00:04:05,399 I could never have gotten this far without you guys. 89 00:04:05,401 --> 00:04:07,368 And I definitely wouldn't be graduating. 90 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:10,321 You hear that, Marjorie? We got lumped into a group thank-you. 91 00:04:10,323 --> 00:04:12,957 Oh. Which reminds me, 92 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:15,516 I have your tickets for the graduation ceremony. 93 00:04:15,541 --> 00:04:18,836 Don't you worry, I will show up this time fully clothed. 94 00:04:19,665 --> 00:04:22,333 Honey, we're looking forward to it. 95 00:04:22,335 --> 00:04:24,752 Really, what a moment for you. 96 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:27,698 Now? Can we do it now? 97 00:04:27,723 --> 00:04:30,841 Well, I guess we have to, don't we, poker face? 98 00:04:31,133 --> 00:04:33,010 We all chipped in 99 00:04:33,012 --> 00:04:35,649 and got you a little something to wear to your graduation. 100 00:04:39,519 --> 00:04:41,519 Oh, my God, they're gorgeous. 101 00:04:43,088 --> 00:04:44,766 Are these real diamonds? 102 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:47,053 I choose not to take that personally. 103 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:50,277 Oh, honey, you worked so hard. 104 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:51,649 You deserve them. 105 00:04:51,674 --> 00:04:54,695 I'm not gonna lie, I feel, like, a million times better 106 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,836 about myself than I did two minutes ago. 107 00:05:05,248 --> 00:05:06,877 You've got to be kidding. 108 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:09,592 I just wanted to see if it'd make me feel smarter. 109 00:05:09,884 --> 00:05:11,000 And? 110 00:05:11,025 --> 00:05:13,685 Who could feel smart in a hat this stupid? 111 00:05:14,053 --> 00:05:16,053 Well, take it off. You're stretching it out. 112 00:05:16,055 --> 00:05:18,271 Hey, let's not go down the road of who stretched out what, 113 00:05:18,296 --> 00:05:19,689 'cause I'm gonna win, pumpkin head. 114 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:23,991 I never got to wear one of these. 115 00:05:24,016 --> 00:05:26,442 It's never too late. There's an 84-year-old lady 116 00:05:26,467 --> 00:05:28,399 in my history class, and she aced it. 117 00:05:28,401 --> 00:05:30,396 Course she did. She lived through most of it. 118 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:35,467 The professor made that joke. He got brought up on charges. 119 00:05:36,826 --> 00:05:37,975 What? 120 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,552 It's just, when you were really young, 121 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:45,287 I looked into that sweet, innocent face of yours, 122 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,279 and I thought, "My little girl's 123 00:05:47,304 --> 00:05:49,337 gonna grow up to be something special." 124 00:05:49,555 --> 00:05:52,232 And then I saw you twirling in the yard, and I thought, 125 00:05:52,257 --> 00:05:53,757 "Maybe she'll be a dancer." 126 00:05:53,943 --> 00:05:56,310 And then you said, "I'm dizzy, Mom. 127 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,195 It feels so good." 128 00:05:59,932 --> 00:06:03,139 And I thought, "Uh-oh." 129 00:06:04,201 --> 00:06:06,770 Yeah, we both know the rest of that story. 130 00:06:06,772 --> 00:06:09,406 Yeah. But look at you now. 131 00:06:09,408 --> 00:06:11,775 I'm so proud of you. 132 00:06:11,777 --> 00:06:13,623 Thanks, Mom. 133 00:06:14,303 --> 00:06:16,053 Are you proud of me? 134 00:06:17,617 --> 00:06:18,842 Yes. 135 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:21,225 Why? Why are you proud of me? Tell me a reason. 136 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:24,204 Okay. Well... 137 00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:26,507 you pulled your life out of the gutter, 138 00:06:26,509 --> 00:06:28,676 you're sober, you're getting married, 139 00:06:28,678 --> 00:06:30,377 and not because you're pregnant 140 00:06:30,379 --> 00:06:32,463 or sneaking somebody into the country. 141 00:06:32,465 --> 00:06:34,498 But none of those things get me a funny hat. 142 00:06:34,523 --> 00:06:37,224 Yes, it does. A wedding veil is a funny hat. 143 00:06:37,637 --> 00:06:38,693 You're right. 144 00:06:38,718 --> 00:06:41,428 Oh. You know what I could do? 145 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:44,118 I could put on a fake mustache underneath, 146 00:06:44,143 --> 00:06:46,810 so when Adam lifts it to kiss me at the ceremony, 147 00:06:46,835 --> 00:06:49,990 he's like, "Oh! I'm marrying a third base coach!" 148 00:06:50,316 --> 00:06:52,983 Bam! Viral wedding video. 149 00:06:52,985 --> 00:06:55,152 Okay, great. This'll hold me. 150 00:06:56,368 --> 00:06:57,918 Mom. The gown. 151 00:06:57,943 --> 00:06:59,412 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 152 00:07:01,994 --> 00:07:04,161 Oh, my God! I missed you so much. 153 00:07:04,163 --> 00:07:06,797 Who's my little man? 154 00:07:06,799 --> 00:07:08,799 Who's my little man? 155 00:07:09,076 --> 00:07:12,086 Did you miss me? I missed you. 156 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:15,779 Hey. 157 00:07:16,966 --> 00:07:19,059 I'm starting to wonder if you like Gus better. 158 00:07:19,061 --> 00:07:21,255 Oh, please don't wonder. I definitely do. 159 00:07:21,931 --> 00:07:24,515 Before I forget, here's Christy's payment for this week. 160 00:07:24,517 --> 00:07:26,364 Hey, do we got to keep on doing this? 161 00:07:26,686 --> 00:07:28,268 I mean, Christy's practically family, 162 00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:30,185 and this is what you do with family. 163 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:33,384 You know, you lend them money, they never pay you back, 164 00:07:33,614 --> 00:07:35,025 then you quietly resent them 165 00:07:35,027 --> 00:07:36,700 when they buy something expensive. 166 00:07:37,052 --> 00:07:39,029 But this is a different situation. 167 00:07:39,031 --> 00:07:41,544 It's important for her sobriety that she's accountable. 168 00:07:41,751 --> 00:07:44,535 Okay, okay. You're the boss. 169 00:07:44,849 --> 00:07:46,622 But is it always gonna be like this? 170 00:07:46,647 --> 00:07:48,614 Me the boss? Absolutely. 171 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:52,593 No. This never-ending chaos around here. 172 00:07:52,595 --> 00:07:55,255 What chaos? Bail money, drunk friends... 173 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,931 me not being allowed to go to my brother's wedding. 174 00:07:57,933 --> 00:08:00,302 - You had a choice. - Did I? 175 00:08:01,497 --> 00:08:03,427 Hey, listen, all I'm saying is, 176 00:08:03,452 --> 00:08:05,896 are we ever gonna get to a point where we have a few days 177 00:08:05,921 --> 00:08:08,638 where there's... just not a crisis, you know? 178 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:12,130 - That we're just bored. - Shh. Just be pretty. 179 00:08:16,161 --> 00:08:18,583 Ooh. Check out the pimp roll. 180 00:08:18,954 --> 00:08:22,990 Yeah. I told my customers the story of the lowly waitress 181 00:08:22,992 --> 00:08:25,732 who defied the odds to graduate from college. 182 00:08:25,911 --> 00:08:28,388 They lapped it up like sweet cream. 183 00:08:28,779 --> 00:08:30,771 Yes, people are dumb. 184 00:08:31,834 --> 00:08:35,052 Say, have you ever thought about investing that money 185 00:08:35,054 --> 00:08:36,505 in a sure thing? 186 00:08:36,530 --> 00:08:38,922 Rudy, I'm not selling fake Japanese knives 187 00:08:38,924 --> 00:08:41,091 out of the trunk of my car again. 188 00:08:41,093 --> 00:08:44,349 I was talking about the poker game that's about to start. 189 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,292 Oh, my God. No. 190 00:08:46,599 --> 00:08:48,950 I need this to pay back money I lost gambling. 191 00:08:48,975 --> 00:08:52,060 Yes, but if you win, you could pay it back faster. 192 00:08:55,066 --> 00:08:57,150 No. No, I can't. 193 00:08:57,175 --> 00:09:00,342 Is that a no or a "no"? 194 00:09:00,579 --> 00:09:01,779 It's a hard no. 195 00:09:01,804 --> 00:09:03,529 I've learned my lesson. What's the buy-in? 196 00:09:03,554 --> 00:09:05,122 King-high flush. 197 00:09:05,466 --> 00:09:08,442 Well, finally you have a good hand. 198 00:09:09,718 --> 00:09:12,349 Unfortunately, mine is better. Full house. 199 00:09:12,374 --> 00:09:13,990 No! 200 00:09:14,015 --> 00:09:16,841 Must you do that after every hand? 201 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:24,869 Ah. Paul reminds me that we have our 5:00 a.m. Pilates class. 202 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:27,721 No, no, no, no. No one is leaving. 203 00:09:27,723 --> 00:09:29,450 I need to win my money back. 204 00:09:29,942 --> 00:09:33,277 After all... I'm just a lowly waitress 205 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:36,114 who defied the odds to graduate from college. 206 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:38,982 I crawled through a tunnel to get into Arizona. 207 00:09:47,743 --> 00:09:50,878 - You're embarrassing yourself. - Fine. 208 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,411 You told me I was gonna win. 209 00:09:52,436 --> 00:09:53,763 You told me I was gonna win. 210 00:09:53,788 --> 00:09:55,943 And what do you know? I'm up $1,500. 211 00:09:55,968 --> 00:09:57,267 Chef Rudy out. 212 00:09:57,636 --> 00:09:59,591 So help me God, I will tell everyone 213 00:09:59,616 --> 00:10:02,130 your housemaid gnocchi is from Costco. 214 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:05,036 What the hell, one more hand. 215 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:09,879 Everybody get some sparkling cider so we can toast 216 00:10:09,904 --> 00:10:11,927 the graduation girl when she gets here. 217 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:13,714 You throw a nice party, Jill. 218 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,385 Honey, should we have our wedding here? 219 00:10:15,387 --> 00:10:16,886 As long as the baby beef Wellington 220 00:10:16,888 --> 00:10:18,471 is part of the package. 221 00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:20,523 Is this room booked next June 2nd? 222 00:10:20,525 --> 00:10:23,109 If I'm the maid of honor, we can talk about it. 223 00:10:23,111 --> 00:10:24,747 Christy who? 224 00:10:25,419 --> 00:10:27,447 I didn't expect to see you here. 225 00:10:27,449 --> 00:10:30,716 I thought you didn't do the "friends with sponsees" thing. 226 00:10:30,741 --> 00:10:34,871 Well, it's a special occasion. And I'm mad at my husband. 227 00:10:34,873 --> 00:10:36,724 Christy's coming. Christy's coming. 228 00:10:36,749 --> 00:10:38,732 Everybody line up tallest to smallest. 229 00:10:38,757 --> 00:10:40,960 Why? It's not The Sound of Music. 230 00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:45,075 - Hi. - Hey! 231 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,948 Oh. Oh, my God, you guys. Thanks. 232 00:10:47,973 --> 00:10:51,339 Ah, they didn't tackle me before I left, so it's official. 233 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,802 I'd like to propose a... 234 00:10:55,494 --> 00:10:57,628 I'd like to propose... 235 00:10:59,104 --> 00:11:00,813 - No, you go. - No, go ahead. 236 00:11:00,815 --> 00:11:03,399 I'll go. I paid for everything. 237 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:04,684 To Christy. 238 00:11:04,686 --> 00:11:06,853 From the cheap seats, it was hard to tell 239 00:11:06,855 --> 00:11:09,355 you were 20 years older than everybody else. 240 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:13,920 I think what we're all trying to say is congratulations 241 00:11:13,945 --> 00:11:16,245 on being our group's first college graduate. 242 00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:17,997 Well, I graduated from college. 243 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:19,332 - So did I. - I'm a nurse. 244 00:11:19,357 --> 00:11:21,807 - I have a master's. - Yale School of Drama. 245 00:11:25,507 --> 00:11:28,791 Fine, this day is no big deal. Congratulations, honey. 246 00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:31,294 Apple juice and lobster. 247 00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:32,962 I feel like a rich five-year-old. 248 00:11:32,964 --> 00:11:35,048 - Speech! - Short speech. 249 00:11:35,839 --> 00:11:37,446 None of this could've happened 250 00:11:37,471 --> 00:11:39,052 without the support of my friends. 251 00:11:39,054 --> 00:11:40,284 I love you all. 252 00:11:40,472 --> 00:11:41,688 Yay. 253 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:43,136 Congratulations. 254 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,141 - Oh. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 255 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:46,526 This wasn't necessary. 256 00:11:46,528 --> 00:11:48,596 Well, every college graduate needs a nice pen. 257 00:11:49,237 --> 00:11:51,940 You really want me to write stuff down, don't you? 258 00:11:52,534 --> 00:11:54,136 It's beautiful. Thank you. 259 00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:56,573 It's lovely and practical. 260 00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:58,871 Show Nora what we got you. 261 00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:01,624 Darn it. I knew I forgot something. 262 00:12:01,626 --> 00:12:03,939 You forgot to wear the only diamond earrings 263 00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,021 you've ever had? 264 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,048 I was nervous. 265 00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:08,620 I was afraid I was gonna lose them. 266 00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,333 Wait, I'm confused. 267 00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:12,518 You forgot them or you were afraid of losing them? 268 00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:14,670 Both? 269 00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:16,723 Christy, what's going on? 270 00:12:17,589 --> 00:12:19,011 I lost them. 271 00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:21,177 I told you she wasn't ready for diamonds. 272 00:12:21,179 --> 00:12:22,762 Hang on. 273 00:12:22,764 --> 00:12:25,081 Where was the last place you saw them? 274 00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:29,852 In the middle of a poker table. 275 00:12:29,854 --> 00:12:30,853 What? 276 00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:31,972 Oh, no. 277 00:12:31,997 --> 00:12:33,356 You bet them? 278 00:12:33,358 --> 00:12:34,357 I'm sorry. 279 00:12:34,359 --> 00:12:35,608 I don't know what's happening to me. 280 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:37,160 Nothing is happening to you. 281 00:12:37,162 --> 00:12:39,362 - You did this to yourself. - Mom, please, I... 282 00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:42,698 No, you give me so much crap for every single mistake I make. 283 00:12:42,723 --> 00:12:44,867 - Honey, it's a party. - I don't care. 284 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:46,536 You left me in jail, 285 00:12:46,538 --> 00:12:48,704 you gambled away my fianc�'s money, 286 00:12:48,706 --> 00:12:50,042 you gambled away Jill's money, 287 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,291 and now you lost our graduation present to you? 288 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,044 You have a problem and you don't get to pout 289 00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:58,464 and bat your... big, blue eyes and adorable your way out of it. 290 00:12:58,466 --> 00:13:00,127 - Bonnie... - No, I'm angry and you 291 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,768 all should be, too! 292 00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:11,757 Well, you people better eat, 293 00:13:11,782 --> 00:13:13,807 'cause there is no more fun to be had! 294 00:13:16,558 --> 00:13:18,257 You know, I really thought the drive 295 00:13:18,282 --> 00:13:19,893 was gonna wash some of the horror off me, 296 00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:22,136 but I'm still incredibly uncomfortable. 297 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,261 Well, then you might want to cover your ears 298 00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,901 'cause round two is about to start. 299 00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:27,370 Hang on. Let me get a beer for this. 300 00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:30,029 Christy! Come on, let's do this. 301 00:13:30,054 --> 00:13:32,587 How you handle this kind of conflict on apple cider, 302 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,495 I-I'll never understand. 303 00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:37,698 Ignoring me won't help you. 304 00:13:41,815 --> 00:13:44,482 Why haven't I taught you how to fetch beer yet? 305 00:13:45,597 --> 00:13:48,229 She's not here. Her car is here. 306 00:13:48,254 --> 00:13:49,456 Well, where the hell is she? 307 00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:51,098 Where'd she go, boy? Where'd she go? 308 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,756 Did she fall down the old well? 309 00:13:53,628 --> 00:13:55,389 You think this is funny? 310 00:13:55,391 --> 00:13:57,386 No, no, I do not. 311 00:13:57,411 --> 00:13:58,909 Give me a little reality check here. 312 00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:00,550 - Was I that out of line? - Of course not. 313 00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:01,972 I mean, everything I said had to be said. 314 00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:03,791 - Right? Okay. - Absolutely. Okay. 315 00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:05,232 I mean, the only question might be: 316 00:14:05,234 --> 00:14:07,058 was that the right time to say it? 317 00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,502 But I think it was. 318 00:14:11,113 --> 00:14:14,245 - What are you trying to say? - Me? I'm not trying to say anything. 319 00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:17,473 I think there may be others who felt 320 00:14:17,498 --> 00:14:19,798 that this was kind of Christy's special night, but... 321 00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:22,660 Stay here in case she comes home. 322 00:14:22,701 --> 00:14:23,956 I'm gonna go look for her. 323 00:14:25,684 --> 00:14:29,018 Gus. This is a beer. 324 00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:32,113 Daddy likes beer. 325 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,917 Let's go teach you how to open the fridge! 326 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,354 Come on! 327 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:41,925 She's been gone over an hour, Marjorie. 328 00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:43,909 I'm starting to get a little nervous. 329 00:14:44,679 --> 00:14:46,034 Okay. 330 00:14:46,074 --> 00:14:47,741 Yeah, maybe my timing wasn't great, 331 00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:49,221 but it needed to be said. 332 00:14:50,425 --> 00:14:53,092 If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it. 333 00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:55,393 Yes, I know I asked for it. 334 00:14:55,418 --> 00:14:57,729 Just call me if she turns up. 335 00:14:59,337 --> 00:15:01,065 Jackass. 336 00:15:02,071 --> 00:15:04,071 Oh, thank God. 337 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:13,232 - Want a lift? - Go away. 338 00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:15,425 Come on. I hate it as much as you do, 339 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,316 but we got to talk about this. 340 00:15:17,341 --> 00:15:19,425 Let me walk in peace. 341 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,925 Okay. 342 00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:27,511 I got half a tank of gas. I will wear you down. 343 00:15:33,909 --> 00:15:36,953 Cars can go backwards. 344 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:38,987 Christy, 345 00:15:39,012 --> 00:15:40,845 the last time you ran away, 346 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,511 I let you go and I didn't see you for two years. 347 00:15:44,004 --> 00:15:46,254 Will you please get in the car? 348 00:15:55,049 --> 00:15:58,839 I'm only doing this because I chose to run away in high heels. 349 00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:03,268 Look... it's been brought to my attention 350 00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:05,972 that my timing might not have been so great. 351 00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:08,831 Really? That had to be brought to your attention? 352 00:16:08,856 --> 00:16:11,107 I could've waited till after the party, 353 00:16:11,132 --> 00:16:12,881 but I stand by what I said. 354 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,906 Okay, fine. I screwed up. 355 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,648 I hate to break it to you, sweetie, 356 00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,409 but that was not just a screw-up. 357 00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:21,018 You've got a serious gambling problem. 358 00:16:21,403 --> 00:16:22,675 That's a little dramatic. 359 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,250 No, it's not. I'm scared for you. 360 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,393 I have seen this take people out just like drugs and drinking. 361 00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:30,614 This isn't anything like my drinking. 362 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,190 I don't do it every day. It's not ruining my life. 363 00:16:33,215 --> 00:16:36,349 Really? Who's wearing your diamond earrings right now? 364 00:16:37,854 --> 00:16:40,174 A busboy's six-month-old daughter. 365 00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:46,120 - It can't be like my drinking. - Why not? 366 00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:49,792 Because I can't have another addiction. 367 00:16:49,817 --> 00:16:51,734 I can't be that broken. 368 00:16:56,201 --> 00:16:57,706 Sure you can. 369 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:05,174 All right, Christy, think you got some amends to make. 370 00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:08,979 I know. It just doesn't feel like the right time. 371 00:17:09,004 --> 00:17:11,555 Oh. Well, in that case, do it now. 372 00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:14,873 - Okay. - Call me after. 373 00:17:15,753 --> 00:17:18,589 You really didn't know what you were getting into with me, did you? 374 00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:21,448 Nope. But I like a challenge. 375 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:24,910 You just hugged me. 376 00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:27,339 Oh, good Lord. I'm hugging you. I went to your party. 377 00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,247 I'm just breaking all my doggone rules. 378 00:17:29,761 --> 00:17:31,369 Before you know it, we'll be at the movies. 379 00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:32,753 Never. 380 00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:35,847 Hey, guys. 381 00:17:37,368 --> 00:17:40,953 I owe you an amends, and that's an understatement. 382 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,830 Those earrings meant so much to me, 383 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,722 and I just threw them away. 384 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:48,715 It was wrong and I'm sorry. 385 00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:51,217 Thank you, Christy. 386 00:17:52,832 --> 00:17:54,649 I accept your amends. 387 00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,825 I'm still pissed. 388 00:17:56,999 --> 00:17:59,250 And if anything good ever happens to you again, 389 00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,329 all you're getting from me is a high five. 390 00:18:02,491 --> 00:18:04,993 And maybe a blouse I don't like anymore. 391 00:18:07,092 --> 00:18:09,618 - What'd I miss? - Christy just made an amends. 392 00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:12,329 Damn it! That stupid Big Gulp. 393 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,109 Okay. Enough of this. I'm starving. Let's go eat. 394 00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:18,518 Actually, I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight. 395 00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:19,875 Are you sure? 396 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,267 Yeah, you guys go ahead. I'll close up. 397 00:18:23,399 --> 00:18:24,969 All right. See you at home, then. 398 00:18:24,994 --> 00:18:27,244 - See you soon. - Good night. 399 00:18:45,552 --> 00:18:47,936 Before we start, we have a few things to go over. 400 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,827 The community center asked us not to smoke on the property. 401 00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:53,020 Excuse me. Is this the Gamblers Anonymous meeting? 402 00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:55,516 It is. You coming in? 403 00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:57,791 Yeah. I guess I am. 404 00:18:58,143 --> 00:18:59,391 You will be towed. 405 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:00,916 Please respect these requests 406 00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:02,954 so we can continue to have our meetings here. 407 00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:04,008 Thanks. 408 00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:05,366 ... and out of respect for the speaker, 409 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:07,258 don't text during the meeting. 410 00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,448 - Hey. - Hey. 411 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,084 I brought this home for you, but then I got hungry. 412 00:19:14,657 --> 00:19:16,625 It's okay. I'm not. 413 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,532 How was your night? 414 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:24,438 Well, I went to my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting. 415 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,880 You did? Why didn't you tell me? 416 00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:29,382 I didn't want to say anything 417 00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:31,217 unless I knew I was really doing it. 418 00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,633 And it looks like I'm doing it. 419 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,852 I got my first day pin. They don't do chips. 420 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,760 Ah, I bet they learned that the hard way. 421 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,742 It was tough walking in there. 422 00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:48,874 But on the plus side, I was the youngest 423 00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:51,930 and the only woman who wasn't wearing a tracksuit. 424 00:19:52,199 --> 00:19:54,875 Those are the two ways I tell you apart from Marjorie. 425 00:19:56,211 --> 00:19:58,422 I really know how to ruin my life, don't I? 426 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,008 You learned from the best. 427 00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,473 But, hey, you're doing something about it. 428 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,391 I'm gonna go take a shower. 429 00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:11,883 I smell like cigars and ruined marriages. 430 00:20:12,892 --> 00:20:15,297 Oh, uh, hey, before you go, what's this? 431 00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,891 - What is it? - I don't know. 432 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,883 You should open it. 433 00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:25,021 Oh, my God, I got into law school! 434 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,493 You did?! 435 00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,515 - You steamed it? - Razor blade. 436 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:32,112 If you'd hold it the wrong way, it would've fallen on the floor. 437 00:20:32,114 --> 00:20:34,364 Is it okay if I jump up and down? 438 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,615 You better jump up and down! 439 00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,083 I've been doing it for half an hour! 440 00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,502 - Ah! - Ah, Mom! 441 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:47,293 Now all I need is $150,000 to pay for it! 442 00:20:47,318 --> 00:20:50,977 - One day at a time, honey! - Ah! 443 00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:55,641 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 32526

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