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I should have used the red tag.
No, no. Trust me.
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The killer bug is right
for the flow.
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Yes!
Gently, gently...
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Delicate mouths.
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I remember watching my dad do this.
Course, he was poaching.
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Are you all right, dear?
(WHIMPERS)
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Oh, that is so perfect!
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Look.
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What is it?
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No, no, leave it!
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Urgh!
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♪ JAZZ BLUES
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BLAST OF HORN
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(WHOOP)
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Hey, man, did you see that?
That was the drummer guy!
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TANNOY: 'We're lucky enough to have
some of the best bands around
past and present,
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so if you like rock'n'roll,
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join us at the Midsomer Rocks
Festival...
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EXCITED CRIES
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CHEERING
Come on, darling, it's show time!
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Hello, Midsomer!
CHEERING
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Who does he think he is?
Jesus. Close.
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You know him?
I certainly do!
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That is the incredibly brilliant
Jack "Axeman" McKinley,
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one of the great blues guitarists
of the generation - my generation!
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(RETCHES)
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Problem?
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The first time I saw him, he was
playing with John Mayall
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at the Ricmond Jazz & Blues Festival.
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When was that? The year Muddy Waters
was headlining. Course it was.
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And then he teamed up with local
heroes Gary Cooper and Ginger Foxton
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and they formed Hired Gun.
Wonderful.
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GIRL: See you!
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CHEERING
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I was actually at
the Craw Daddy Club
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the night a very young Eric Clapton
joined them.
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They did Robert Johnson stuff from
the '30s. It was wonderful.
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Pure history.
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Have you seen my dad?
(LAUGHS)
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How is he?
Sir is a littkle stressed today.
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Dear, oh dear.
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(RINGS BELL)
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Don't strain yourself, will you?
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Well, leave it to the gardener!
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All right, all right.
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Is this the way to Gary Cooper's
gaff? What the...
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Gary's house? Badgers Hall?
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It's right there.
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Ta, darling.
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They did sheep on my tennis court,
Now one of my pigs in the river.
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He's trying to freak me, isn't he?
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Call the police. But it might blow
the true focus of the moment -
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the relaunching of Hired Gun.
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But the bloke's trying to kill me!
I don't think so.
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These are just macabre attempts to
unnerve you. Ignore them.
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What, just like that?
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We wouldn't let anyone harm you.
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Would we, Serena?
Of course not.
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BLAST OF HORN
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Now, you'd better greet to prepare
your old friends.
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There.
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Perfect gentleman.
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Relax!
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Come on, doggy! Come on!
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Where's the servants?
Come on, doggy. Time for a wee.
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Are you still deaf? What?
Deaf? You prat!
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Of course I'm deaf.
I'm a bleedin' drummer!
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Oh, Mimi!
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(LAUGHS)
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Yeah!
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How are you, darling?
Pretty smashed!
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No change there, then!
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Nicky. Axe.
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Guys. Hey!
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(BOTH GUFFAW)
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Here comes...Mr Toad! (GUFFAWS)
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Hired Gun.
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They were brilliant.
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They took the basic 12 bar blues
format
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but within it they created a
completely new rock-blues crossover.
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That's...really interesting, sir.
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There is a relevance in my reverence,
Jones.
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Look at that one.
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That...is Ginger Foxton.
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30 years ago he disapperaed.
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They found his car on Lockstone
Quarry,
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but they never found Ginger.
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Hence his iconic status as rock's
Lord Lucan.
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Were you running the case?
No, you f...
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How old do you think I am?
I don't know.
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I've done speed dating,
not carbon dating.
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I'd just been made detective
sergeant. Like you now.
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I was just shadowing my boss, but
unlike you,
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I was making a great show of respect
and deference.
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Right, sir.
Right, sir.
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Hired Gun reformed, eh?
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ENGINE OFF
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Nicky. Nicky!
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Nicky!
What?
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You're doing my head in!
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(HUMS)
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Gentlemen...
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"Gentlemen!" Are we dead already?
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Shut up a sec.
What's he saying? Get on with it!
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Right...
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I'd just like to say how great it is
to have you all here.
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This here is our new manager -
Simon Dixon,
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son of our old manager,
the late great Roly Dixon.
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You were a wee sprog a minute ago.
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Hi, Simon!
Hi.
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Who?
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It's a privilege to be taking on
Dad's greatest band ever.
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I didn't even know Roly was dead.
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Yeah, unfortunately my father passed
away after a long period -
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Hey! Girlie girl!
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Fill her up!
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(HUMS)
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Daddy!
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What's up, pet?
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Someone's watching us.
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Who would that be?
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God.
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She's very beautiful.
Yeah.
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So it's not damaging anyone
or any person.
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KLetiot gi, look the other way,
all softly softly.
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We can all enjoy the music, can't we?
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OK? Best of luck.
Sir.
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So...what does your flock think of
this unusual use of church land?
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Oh, I don't care what they think.
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I mean, all this will pay for
a new church roof.
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No, thanks, I'm a bit chesty.
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(THROUGH SPEAKERS)
Testing, one two three.
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Hey, Keith, get out of that tree!
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I love musicians! They come from a
different place to the rest of us.
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Indeed they do.
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Blind Lemon Jefferson.
He changed my life.
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Really? Yes. His use of contrapuntal
rhythms turned me on to madrigals.
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Yes... A lot of people say that.
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I haven't put a car in a pool
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for 20 years.
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I haven't had a drink in ten.
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I still act smashed and horrible -
keep the punters happy.
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We're broke as well.
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How about the Caddie?
Yeah...
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We hire it out for weddings
and funerals.
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THAT is our income.
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Do you reckon Gaza's shagging his PA?
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What? What?
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Notice to quit?
He's chucking us off our own land!
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HIS land.
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We sold it to him, remember?
Try to hang on to that fact.
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You have to do something.
Me?
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Well, he's your chum. Sort him out.
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How?
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Oh, I'm sure you'll think of
something.
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Gary! I'm sorry, Fin,
but I've been advised -
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"Have been advised."
Sorry, HAVE been advised
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that I've got to cover my costs
on the cottage.
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When I was 13
and welded to a pony
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and you'd fled to Midsomer to become
the new gormless ape on the rock
scene,
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we were still friends, right?
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Yes.
So what's changed?
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Nothing! And that's the trouble.
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Your bloody husband still treats me
like I'm a serf.
I want him out of my face.
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And me too.
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No, but...
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Do you want to do a deal?
But -
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he's betrayed his musical
and class roots. There. I'll
continue your lessons...
Fin!
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..and...I'll also sleep with you.
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Don't tell me you haven't
been thinking about it for 30 years.
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I certainly have.
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What do you say?
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Simon would like you to look at
the stage now, sir.
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Um, I'll catch you later. La-ter.
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Afternoon.
Mrs Harcourt.
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(TANNOY) 'I can tell you that
tonight in the healing field
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there will be one minute's peace...'
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ANNOUNCEMENTS CONTINUE
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Lights? Done.
Trusses trim and safetied? Yeah.
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And tomorrow spots on cans. Health
and Safety are all over the place.
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Ow! Argh!
I'm sorry, did I hurt you? Yes!
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Bloody hell!
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It's um, all right.
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You have to move the blood
so it doesn't bruise. Right,
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you know about these things, do you?
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I manage a band, you've got to know
about everything. I really am sorry.
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Which band?
Hired Gun.
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You're probably too young to -
No, no. They're my dad's favourite.
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I'm Simon Dixon. Dickhead.
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Sorry?
Nothing. Just Simon.
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It's an inevitable nickname.
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I'm a little bit erm...
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Do you want a backstage pass and
cometo the party afterwards?
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(HUMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Didn't we them at the Marquee Club
in about 1912?
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Yes, but guitarists mature with age.
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Are you coming?
No, I don't think so.
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But Cooper and Mckinley,
they're legends, Joyce.
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As are Bateson and Farnaby.
Who?
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Madrigal writers.
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Top of the chart 1623.
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"Where the daffodilies blow."
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I have a rehearsal.
But you, have fun! Yeah.
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Cully, are you coming? Hm?
Yeah, I'll be there all weekend.
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Great!
With MY friends. Good.
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(MIMICS BLUES INSTRUMENTAL)
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Dad, Dad... Please.
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Try and maintain the gap
between the generations.
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OK. Tomorrow...
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I love olives!
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Listen, guys. Tomorrow we're going
to give them what they expect.
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Pure Gun.
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How come we're on at midday?
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Get you home on time for bed.
It'll give you a chance to settle in.
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There's a new crowd now. You've got
to let them get to know you.
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They'll be throwing bus passes at us
next.
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And then Monday we can try
a couple of the new songs.
Let's not.
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Have you got a problem with that?
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It's your lyrics, man.
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Listen to this,
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"As if waking from a dream,
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I'm looking in his dream..."
(LAUGHS)
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What's wrong with that?
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It's like bad Simon and Garfunkel.
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We're a kick-ass blues band, man.
Always have been!
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(SQUEALS OUT A RIFF)
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Hear hear!
This is my band!
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No, it's our band!
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I'm paying the bills!
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Oh, right. So he who pays the piper,
eh?
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COMMOTION
Listen to me, please.
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This has got to stop.
This is what broke you up before.
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You're not the Floyd or Cream.
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Wmebley's not holding its breath.
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You've got something a small chance
of rebuilding doing gigs like this.
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But if you can't make it through
Midsomer in one piece,
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then let's just forget it right now!
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Yeah, let's just forget it.
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I'll drink to that!
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GUITAR AND DRUMS EASE IN
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It was going so well.
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♪ As if waking from a dream
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You should raid them.
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Get out there and arrest
the lot of them.
On what grounds
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would we be taking this intrusive
action?
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Drugs, of course.
They're all on drugs.
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Mr Harcourt, Gary Cooper got his MBE
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for spearheading this Say No To Drugs
campaign.
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PR nonsense!
I don't think so.
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Bull's-eye.
Sitting duck.
252
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,160
Knocking-off time.
253
00:18:56,280 --> 00:19:00,680
Can I arrest the bongo player?
If you promise to break his fingers.
254
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,400
Good grief!
255
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,520
Owen! Is that you?
256
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,120
By God, save us!
257
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,080
Young DS Barnaby!
258
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,920
Hey, you're looking great, boy.
And so do you, sir.
259
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,120
Jones, this is Detective Inspector
Jenkins.
260
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,320
I was to him what you are to me.
261
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,600
Bloody useless.
262
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,680
Welsh?
Born there, brought up here, sir.
263
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,240
Can't have everything.
So what are you doing here?
264
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,760
Oh, my wife died and I was hopeless
on my own.
265
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,360
I'm at the Cedars.
266
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,520
I'll be there till they carry me
out, I reckon.
267
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,840
THRUM OF MOTORBIKE
268
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,400
You know who they are, don't you,
sir?
269
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,880
Oh, I think I might have a clue.
Oh... I'm sorry.
270
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,560
Oh, that's water under the bridge.
271
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,680
Anyway, come and see me soon.
I will.
272
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,640
Bye, Jones. Da boch chi!
273
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,680
Poor old Jenkins.
274
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,200
He had a cracking career.
A very good run.
275
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,600
So Ginger Foxton's disappearance
and the media
276
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,040
decided he was a little south of
competent.
277
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,840
Drink?
278
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,760
Pint? Please.
Pint, please.
279
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,560
And a scotch.
280
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,480
It's the colourful locals, Nicky.
281
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,800
Hey there, Mr Mckinley!
282
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,400
You're recognising me.
283
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,440
I'm still famous!
284
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,720
What?
Famous!
285
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,840
Oh, great.
286
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,600
Cheers.
Cheers.
287
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,960
That's never an orange juice, is it?
288
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:50,120
As if, eh! That, my friend, is a
triple voddie
289
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,280
with a wee drop of orange
for my health's sake.
290
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:59,040
Well, always good to have a hobby.
Oh, a humourist!
291
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,960
Hey, Nicky, we've bumped into
the local wit.
292
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,280
And what, pray tell, sir,
are your interests?
293
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,720
Well, as a matter of fact,
music's one of them,
294
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,120
Oh! Do go on!
295
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:17,080
Well, I used to play a bit myself
and we had a sort of group.
296
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,880
You hear that, Nicky?
He had a group!
297
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,160
Oh, God help us.
298
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,680
You know why this depresses
my friend so much?
299
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:30,960
Because everywhere we go,
in this miserable world,
300
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:35,280
some guy jumps up and says,
"Hi. I was in a group."
301
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,880
I mean, do I come up to you and say,
"Hey, I was an accountant!"
302
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,600
or whatver you are. No, I don't!
303
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,960
So I suggest what you do is,
you butt out
304
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,840
and you take your group with you.
305
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,840
Come on, Nicky... Leave it.
306
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,080
I can feel the tears welling up
in my head.
307
00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:15,510
And you shouldn't serve alcohol to
people who are obviously drunk.
308
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:17,870
Orange juice. Neat.
309
00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,750
'So you can go backstage as well?'
310
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,710
Oh, I don't think so.
311
00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:26,830
Sorry.
Are you sure that's a good idea?
312
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:30,750
What?
Well, bands, musicians.
313
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,190
He's their manager.
314
00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:35,630
Yeah, but it's so rock'n'roll.
Let it go.
315
00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:37,670
Are you kidding?
No, I'm not kidding.
316
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:40,750
Oh, so i's all right for you to be
a right old rocker,
317
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,110
but should I want to meet your
precious hero...
318
00:22:43,110 --> 00:22:46,950
That is right.
Look, Cul, I know these people.
319
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,550
I have an overall perspective. You
don't want to go mixing with - Dad!
320
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:54,590
Dad, I am going...with Simon.
321
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,790
I'll see you there.
322
00:22:56,790 --> 00:22:58,870
Or not.
323
00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:02,430
How do I look, eh?
324
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:04,870
Lord Muck.
325
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:06,190
Definitely!
326
00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:08,390
It'd be for real
if there was any justice.
327
00:23:08,390 --> 00:23:10,470
Blahdy blahdy blah!
328
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:12,990
Brain-dead old lush!
329
00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:16,110
Ringo!
Oi!
330
00:23:16,110 --> 00:23:18,070
Don't you two start!
331
00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:22,950
Do you have everything you require?
332
00:23:22,950 --> 00:23:24,710
Yes, thank you, my man.
333
00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:26,790
You may retire.
334
00:23:26,790 --> 00:23:28,270
Thank you, sir.
335
00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,870
No, thank you, ma'am.
336
00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:35,550
(WHEEZE WITH LAUGHTER)
337
00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:40,230
I got the stone munchies!
338
00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:43,590
I'm a farmer.
339
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,550
Got a place on the coast.
340
00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:48,470
Do a bit of session work, but er...
341
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,150
mostly I'm like something out the
Archers, you know?
342
00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,110
Is everything all right, sir?
343
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:59,110
You're full of it, Hobson,
aren't you? Eh?
344
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:01,110
Sir?
345
00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:03,070
All this er, Jeeves stuff.
346
00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:06,510
Who do you think you're kidding, eh?
347
00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:08,710
You've got a man on a lead here.
348
00:24:08,710 --> 00:24:11,110
Sit, Gary. Beg, Gary.
349
00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:13,350
Lick your own nuts, Gary.
350
00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:17,110
I really haven't the first idea
what you're talking about.
351
00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:20,790
Sir.
Sir.
352
00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:27,950
(CHUCKLES)
353
00:24:27,950 --> 00:24:29,910
Hey, darling...
354
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:33,310
Nighty night.
355
00:24:33,310 --> 00:24:35,270
(HEARTY LAUGH)
356
00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:40,990
He always was the smart one.
357
00:24:40,990 --> 00:24:43,150
CHEERING AND SHOUTING
358
00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:46,830
Somebody...
359
00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:51,150
(SINGS JAZZ FUNK)
360
00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:11,150
BAND MUFFLED
361
00:25:29,670 --> 00:25:31,630
Do 'em good.
I will.
362
00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:38,070
I've been having a bot of a rethink
about the cottage.
363
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,350
I thought you might be.
364
00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:43,150
She's OK.
Of course she is.
365
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:47,190
All right, all right,
what should I do, then?
366
00:25:47,190 --> 00:25:49,710
Exercise your droit de seigneur.
367
00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:51,710
My what?
368
00:25:51,710 --> 00:25:55,710
Tenants' tithes can always be paid
in kind
369
00:25:55,710 --> 00:25:57,830
rather than cash.
370
00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:05,390
Would you like the wardrobe door
closed?
371
00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:07,470
Course.
372
00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:16,390
Good night, Gary. Sleep well.
373
00:26:22,550 --> 00:26:24,590
GLASS SMASHES
374
00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:28,670
ANIMATED SHOUTING
375
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:39,710
He all right?
376
00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:42,910
Oh, yeah.
377
00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:49,590
♪ UPBEAT JAZZ BLUES
378
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,710
DRILLING
379
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,910
DRILLING CONTINUES
380
00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:17,290
I can smell them. 30 years
and they still haven't washed.
381
00:28:17,290 --> 00:28:21,050
I'm gonna be sick.
Are you all right, guys?
382
00:28:21,050 --> 00:28:24,090
I can't open. You always open.
They expect it.
383
00:28:24,090 --> 00:28:26,010
Let's do Breaking Storm instead.
384
00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:27,410
No way, man.
385
00:28:27,410 --> 00:28:29,530
I'm not opening.
What a tosser.
386
00:28:29,530 --> 00:28:31,410
Pick a number. Any number.
387
00:28:32,650 --> 00:28:35,570
Mimi.
OK, we'll start with Mimi.
388
00:28:35,570 --> 00:28:37,010
Doll's House Blues.
389
00:28:37,010 --> 00:28:40,970
Can you do it?
Hey, I'm a pro!
390
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:43,370
Get your new frock on, then,
shall we, girl?
391
00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:48,610
Come on, Axe, it's gonna be great!
392
00:28:58,290 --> 00:28:59,970
(CHANT) H-H-Hired Gun!
393
00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:05,970
H-H-Hired Gun!
394
00:29:06,890 --> 00:29:09,570
You're looking great, girl. Come on!
395
00:29:09,570 --> 00:29:10,810
Let's do it!
396
00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:13,850
Are you OK, Mimi?
I'm a pro.
397
00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:16,450
Everything working, Axe?
Yeah, cool.
398
00:29:24,690 --> 00:29:27,050
I wouldn't have thought
this was your sort of music.
399
00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:29,810
Anthropological interests, sir.
400
00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:40,330
You're looking great, girl.
401
00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:42,930
Hi, guys. Hi, Simon. Ready to roll?
402
00:29:42,930 --> 00:29:44,770
I think they're ready for us, Mike.
403
00:29:44,770 --> 00:29:49,010
Fantastic. OK, guys, have a good
one, yeah? Stay cool. Stay sober.
404
00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:52,610
Let's do it.
405
00:29:52,610 --> 00:29:54,010
CHANTING CONTINUES
406
00:29:57,730 --> 00:30:00,050
Hey, Gunners!
407
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:02,810
It's been 30 years in the waiting.
408
00:30:02,810 --> 00:30:06,530
Now is the time, the place,
the hour.
409
00:30:06,530 --> 00:30:08,810
Hired Gun are shooting to kill!
410
00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:10,730
CHEERING
411
00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:19,570
One of rock's great drummers,
Nicky Harding!
412
00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:21,650
CHEERING
413
00:30:21,650 --> 00:30:26,010
Midsomer's own, Gary Cooper!
CHEERING
414
00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:34,410
And the greatest...
Jack "The Axeman" McKinley!
415
00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:36,450
WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
416
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,410
Hello, Midsomer!
417
00:30:56,450 --> 00:30:58,410
Let's hear it for the queen of rock!
418
00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:03,210
Back from the gates of hell!
419
00:31:03,210 --> 00:31:06,450
Mimi Clifton!
420
00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:12,850
♪ You gotta rock it in the cradle
Roll under the table
421
00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:16,410
♪ Never take it easy
Gotta live it nice and sleazy
422
00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:19,930
♪ Party till you're drunk
Ain't never gonna stop
423
00:31:19,930 --> 00:31:24,610
♪ Got nothing to lose
Sing the doll house blues with me
424
00:31:24,610 --> 00:31:30,250
♪ Well, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah
425
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:36,170
♪ Waaaaaah
426
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:44,810
CRIES AND SHOUTS
427
00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:50,890
Mimi!
Don't touch her!
428
00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:54,490
Get a medic!
429
00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:56,890
Get a medic now! Nicky!
430
00:31:56,890 --> 00:31:59,810
Nicky!
What?
431
00:31:59,810 --> 00:32:02,010
SILENCE DESCENDS
432
00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:27,090
Give us your torch. And yours.
Thanks.
433
00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:32,170
Any ideas?
It's pretty ancient gear.
434
00:32:32,170 --> 00:32:34,290
I suppose they cross-wired
something.
435
00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:39,890
I don't think so.
436
00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:41,850
Come on.
437
00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:48,010
What have we here?
438
00:32:53,770 --> 00:32:56,010
Woowdworm. Or somebody's been
drilling.
439
00:32:58,450 --> 00:32:59,690
Do you suppose...
440
00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:03,050
that someone might just have run
a live wire through the hole
441
00:33:03,050 --> 00:33:04,890
along to the mike stand?
442
00:33:04,890 --> 00:33:06,370
Where is it now?
443
00:33:06,370 --> 00:33:11,050
It was terrible. Just standing
there. I felt so helpless.
444
00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:12,130
Yeah, I know.
445
00:33:12,130 --> 00:33:14,850
Darling, are you all right, love?
446
00:33:14,850 --> 00:33:16,690
Yeah.
447
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,050
I don't want you people to leave
Badgers.
448
00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:22,930
And tell your colleagues I'll speak
to them shortly. Come on.
449
00:33:22,930 --> 00:33:24,810
Thank you.
450
00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:26,770
I told you. Best to steer clear.
451
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,250
Derek!
452
00:33:49,090 --> 00:33:51,810
I thought you were supposed to be
looking after me.
453
00:33:52,810 --> 00:33:55,810
You're fine, Gary.
Fine? Fine!
454
00:33:55,810 --> 00:34:00,330
Ask Gary if he needs anything else.
455
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,770
Gary?
456
00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:05,530
The light!
Of course.
457
00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:17,850
(GROANS)
458
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,450
Are you all right, darling?
459
00:34:27,450 --> 00:34:29,410
Fine.
460
00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:32,450
Why wouldn't I be?
461
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,650
I mean, yeah, sure, it's tragic.
462
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:53,170
Really...loved her, but whoever
done it was after me.
463
00:34:53,170 --> 00:34:54,810
How do you work that out?
464
00:34:54,810 --> 00:34:57,930
I was supposed to open
on the number one mike.
465
00:34:57,930 --> 00:35:00,410
Oh, yeah, I see...
466
00:35:00,410 --> 00:35:02,370
It's part of a pattern, see.
467
00:35:02,370 --> 00:35:04,810
Someone's been trying to freak me
for months.
468
00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:08,970
In what way?
Dead sheep on my tennis court.
469
00:35:08,970 --> 00:35:10,730
Gutted pig in my trout stream.
470
00:35:10,730 --> 00:35:14,130
Rabbit hanging in my garage.
471
00:35:14,130 --> 00:35:18,370
But you haven't reported any of these
incidents, have you?
472
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:22,650
We considered the ensuing publicity
might be detrimental to Mr Cooper's
general well-being.
473
00:35:22,650 --> 00:35:25,170
Oh, of course.
474
00:35:25,170 --> 00:35:28,250
Gary is a sensitive artist.
475
00:35:33,210 --> 00:35:36,450
Gary, have you got any idea
who might be behind - Ginger.
476
00:35:39,010 --> 00:35:41,130
Ginger Foxton?
Right.
477
00:35:41,130 --> 00:35:46,090
But nobody's seen Ginger Foxton for
the last 30 years.
478
00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:47,930
Oh, yes, they have.
479
00:35:47,930 --> 00:35:49,730
Suivez moi, mate.
480
00:35:57,810 --> 00:35:59,770
Right, cop this.
481
00:36:03,050 --> 00:36:06,330
There. That's Ginger.
Well, that could be anyone.
482
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,130
No, look. Wait.
483
00:36:08,130 --> 00:36:10,090
Watch.
484
00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:11,930
Now, see his right hand?
485
00:36:11,930 --> 00:36:14,810
See the ring?
486
00:36:14,810 --> 00:36:17,250
That is a Hells Angel
death's head ring.
487
00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:20,530
He had that made specially. That is
a one-off ring.
488
00:36:20,530 --> 00:36:23,010
Where did you get this tape?
Anonymous package.
489
00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:24,450
Illegible postmark.
490
00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:29,370
I know this place, it's Winston
Chadwick, isn't it?
491
00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:31,850
It is Winston Chadwick.
That's ten minutes from here.
492
00:36:31,850 --> 00:36:34,050
Well, proves it even more then.
493
00:36:34,050 --> 00:36:36,450
He's been stalking me
and now he's trying to kill me.
494
00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:39,330
But why would he do that, Gary?
495
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:42,050
I thought you two were...were mates?
Yeah, once.
496
00:36:43,610 --> 00:36:47,530
Soon as we started getting anywhere,
all he wanted to do was fight...
497
00:36:47,530 --> 00:36:51,010
musical direction, money, women.
498
00:36:51,010 --> 00:36:52,090
He was a nutter.
499
00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:54,570
And then he disappeared.
500
00:36:54,570 --> 00:37:00,050
Yeah. Everybody said, after the
crash, he'd just gone away and died
somewhere,
501
00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:02,170
but I always knew...
502
00:37:02,170 --> 00:37:03,890
He was planning something weird.
503
00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:06,050
He took a long time getting round
to it.
504
00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:13,370
You don't believe me, do you?
It's not a matter of belief Gary.
505
00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:16,490
It's more about respect for the laws
of probability.
506
00:37:16,490 --> 00:37:18,490
That is Ginger!
507
00:37:23,930 --> 00:37:26,450
And where were YOU
the day the music died?
508
00:37:26,450 --> 00:37:28,650
In the crowd.
Not far from you, actually
509
00:37:30,570 --> 00:37:32,410
How long have you worked for Gary?
510
00:37:32,410 --> 00:37:33,930
A couple of years.
511
00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:37,730
Since he returned to his roots and
advertised for a general factotum.
512
00:37:41,610 --> 00:37:42,850
Are you local?
513
00:37:42,850 --> 00:37:44,530
Reasonably.
514
00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:46,930
I worked for Lord Stanwell
until he died
515
00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:51,170
and I was hastily set aside
by his son and heir.
516
00:37:51,170 --> 00:37:53,530
But you found yourself
a comfy billet here, eh?
517
00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:58,170
Coping with the whims of a
self-obsessed adolescent?
518
00:37:58,170 --> 00:38:02,210
Not everyone's idea of "comfy",
Mr Barnaby.
519
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:13,250
So your job here is housekeeper-
secretary, is that right?
520
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,170
Is that suspicious?
I hope not.
521
00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:19,050
Do you enjoy it?
522
00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:21,650
It's a job.
523
00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:24,730
All right, Miss Stanton,
that's fine for now.
524
00:38:24,730 --> 00:38:28,730
Thank you.
Will you be talking to Mrs Harcourt?
525
00:38:28,730 --> 00:38:31,890
She had a pretty intense discussion
with Gary yesterday.
526
00:38:31,890 --> 00:38:34,090
What about?
527
00:38:34,090 --> 00:38:37,730
Gary has asked the Harcourts
to vacate the cottage.
528
00:38:37,730 --> 00:38:42,770
Mrs Harcourt is taking steps to have
the decision reversed.
529
00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:45,370
What sort of steps?
530
00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:48,730
(PLAYS RIFF)
531
00:38:48,730 --> 00:38:52,610
You were an electrician, weren't you,
as a young man?
532
00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:54,170
How did you find that out?
533
00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:58,570
Well, that's what I do. That's my
job. When I'm not accounting.
534
00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:03,890
Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't
realise you were the local man,
you know.
535
00:39:03,890 --> 00:39:05,330
Oh, that's perfectly all right.
536
00:39:06,570 --> 00:39:09,330
See, I'm stuck with this loony
doppelganger
537
00:39:09,330 --> 00:39:11,370
that pays the mortgage, you know.
538
00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:16,770
So sometimes I have to be rude
to perfectly nice fellow citizens.
539
00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:17,970
I'm sorry.
540
00:39:17,970 --> 00:39:21,330
Electrician?
541
00:39:21,330 --> 00:39:23,530
Yeah, yeah.
542
00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:25,610
I'd know how to hammer the volts
into a mike.
543
00:39:25,610 --> 00:39:30,450
You'd just run a lead straight
from the generator, bypass
the transformer - massive volts.
544
00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:32,890
But I didn't do it
and I was on the stage.
545
00:39:32,890 --> 00:39:34,370
I hadn't suggested you did.
546
00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:37,530
Well, I was maybe getting ahead
of you.
547
00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:42,650
Mr Mckinley, do you have anything
against Gary?
548
00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:46,490
Yes. He's betrayed his musical
and class roots. There.
549
00:39:50,610 --> 00:39:53,530
Where do you think Ginger Foxton is
now?
550
00:39:53,530 --> 00:39:57,930
There's no way Ginger's alive.
What's he been doing for 30 years,
551
00:39:57,930 --> 00:40:00,450
living in a cave?
552
00:40:00,450 --> 00:40:03,010
Gary's got a bee in his bonnet.
He's crazy, man.
553
00:40:04,490 --> 00:40:06,250
So what sort of stuff did you do?
554
00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:08,330
I'm sorry?
In this group of yours?
555
00:40:08,330 --> 00:40:12,450
I think we ought to stick to
the matter in hand.
556
00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:14,490
Merseyside covers, eh?
No, it was not.
557
00:40:14,490 --> 00:40:16,570
No, it certainly was not!
558
00:40:16,570 --> 00:40:18,810
We followed the true blues path.
559
00:40:18,810 --> 00:40:22,330
It was er, Johnson, Hopkins,
John Lee Hooker...
560
00:40:22,330 --> 00:40:24,770
Mr John Lee! My man, eh?
561
00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:26,770
(PLAYS RIFF)
562
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:31,970
Hey, go on. Here!
563
00:40:36,490 --> 00:40:38,450
♪ I love the way you walk
564
00:40:40,410 --> 00:40:42,370
♪ I love the way you talk
565
00:40:43,850 --> 00:40:46,170
♪ I love the way you walk
566
00:40:46,170 --> 00:40:48,930
♪ You're my baby,
got my eyes on you
567
00:40:48,930 --> 00:40:52,250
♪ I love the way you twitch
568
00:40:54,490 --> 00:40:57,130
♪ I love the way you twitch
569
00:40:57,130 --> 00:41:01,090
No, no. Listen. Hang on.
570
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:03,930
This is a police investigation.
It's very serious.
571
00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:05,850
Funky music white boy, eh?
572
00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:08,090
Yay!
573
00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:11,610
That was pretty dangerous in those
days, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
574
00:41:11,610 --> 00:41:15,690
Well, life takes, you know, funny
turns, doesn't it?
575
00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:17,330
Yeah, man.
576
00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:21,490
Yes, well,
I best be about my business.
577
00:41:21,490 --> 00:41:23,490
But thank you for that.
578
00:41:23,490 --> 00:41:25,130
Thank you.
579
00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:32,050
Garden.
580
00:41:34,570 --> 00:41:36,690
(CHUCKLES)
581
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,880
Yeah, Ginge could still be around.
Likely.
582
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,640
He was always weird.
583
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:47,640
Always banging on about pagans
and sacrifices to the gods.
584
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,040
Really?
It didn't mean a thing.
585
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,320
They were just little boys in search
of a personality.
586
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,600
How did you get on with Gary?
587
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,120
What?
How did you get on with Gaz?
588
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,840
The same way all mugs get on with
the people who ripped 'em off.
589
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,200
Gary invested his earnings.
You blew yours out of the window.
590
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,400
You were blooming lucky to be
in the group anyway.
591
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:15,000
Meaning? Meaning Gary only kept you
on for your cheeky chappie image.
592
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,920
That is so not true!
593
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,400
he always got a proper drummer for
the recording sessions. He did not!
594
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,320
He did! He did not!
He...
595
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,000
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Silly sausage. Get off!
596
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,520
Burns at point of contact,
myocardial damage,
597
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,480
tetanic muscle contractions.
598
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,240
The brain practically turned to
soup.
599
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,000
Look for a heavy power source, Tom.
600
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,240
But I'm surprised she could even get
to the microphone. How so?
601
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,240
Filter and carburettor.
602
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,280
Liver and kidneys. (GAGS)
Completely stuffed.
603
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,280
Wouldn't get you round the block.
604
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,640
Suggest immediate trade-in.
605
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,160
Different species. Musicians?
Pathologists.
606
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,160
♪ Oh, Mother, leave this land
607
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,360
♪ Take me down to that promised land
608
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,280
Serena Stanton, Gary's PA,
609
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,360
says Finola Harcourt has promised to
give Gary a good seeing-to
610
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,200
if he lets them stay at the cottage.
611
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,720
Did she volunteer that information?
Insisted I had it.
612
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,720
I wonder why?
613
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,840
Well, probably because
she fancies him.
614
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,680
That was a rhetorical question,
Jones.
615
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,960
I'm au fait with the DNA of human
motivation.
616
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,000
Course, sir.
617
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,880
♪ Glory boys, brother
618
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,680
Roger Chapman.
619
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,880
Roger...Chapman!
620
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,440
Family?
621
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,240
Oh...
622
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,840
We've got 15 minutes.
623
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,440
♪ Take me down
to that promised land
624
00:43:50,790 --> 00:43:50,970
Mimi Clifton was a huge talent
625
00:43:50,970 --> 00:43:52,270
who defined a certain era of music
Mimi Clifton was a huge talent
626
00:43:52,270 --> 00:43:53,890
who defined a certain era of music
627
00:43:53,890 --> 00:43:56,730
and will be not only be sorely missed
but impossible to replace.
628
00:43:56,730 --> 00:43:58,850
However,
as a fitting memorial to Mimi,
629
00:43:58,850 --> 00:44:00,290
we shall still play on Monday.
630
00:44:00,290 --> 00:44:04,050
Excuse me. This is a crime scene.
631
00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:07,490
So would you all clear the area? Now.
632
00:44:08,890 --> 00:44:10,810
Thank you.
Catch you later Simon.
633
00:44:14,010 --> 00:44:15,610
What do you think you're doing?
634
00:44:15,610 --> 00:44:17,610
We're a story now and I'm a manager.
635
00:44:17,610 --> 00:44:19,650
You're going ahead without your
singer?
636
00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:21,930
There's plenty of female singers.
637
00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,890
Maybe Cully would like to audition?
638
00:44:26,770 --> 00:44:29,330
What? What?!
639
00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:50,570
What did you say to him?
Nothing.
640
00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:52,330
So, what do you think?
641
00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:54,890
Well, this looks recent,
very recent.
642
00:44:54,890 --> 00:44:57,810
And your Mr Axeman would have known
how to rig it.
643
00:44:57,810 --> 00:45:01,130
It's all very pre-meditated,
isn't it?
644
00:45:01,130 --> 00:45:02,330
Sir?
645
00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:06,290
Musicians function in a more left
brain, impulsive manner.
646
00:45:06,290 --> 00:45:08,330
This is a right brain MO.
647
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:12,050
Somebody has thought this through
very, very carefully.
648
00:45:14,570 --> 00:45:16,930
John, this socket here.
649
00:45:16,930 --> 00:45:19,330
Oh, God, what's he been saying?
650
00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:22,410
Nothing, he's cool.
Just being a dad.
651
00:45:22,410 --> 00:45:26,130
Never be an only child.
I am.
652
00:45:26,130 --> 00:45:29,090
My mum left when I was three,
so it was just me and dad for years.
653
00:45:29,090 --> 00:45:32,530
How did he die?
The curse of the untalented.
654
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:36,570
Those who can't play become managers,
take on everyone else's ulcers
655
00:45:36,570 --> 00:45:38,570
and end up with cancer.
656
00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:40,290
So...why are YOU doing it?
657
00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:45,810
I guess I'm owed.
658
00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:54,970
What?
My dad's.
659
00:45:54,970 --> 00:45:57,170
Mine now.
660
00:45:59,730 --> 00:46:02,410
Do you want to come aboard?
661
00:46:24,290 --> 00:46:26,250
Why did you sell Badgers?
662
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:30,410
Desmond, being workshy as well as
stupid,
663
00:46:30,410 --> 00:46:32,010
had lost us all of our money.
664
00:46:32,010 --> 00:46:34,490
I did a very good deal with Gary.
665
00:46:34,490 --> 00:46:36,450
What was that good deal?
666
00:46:38,570 --> 00:46:40,650
If he paid us top dollar
667
00:46:40,650 --> 00:46:43,130
and let us have the lodge
for a peppercorn rent,
668
00:46:43,130 --> 00:46:47,290
I promised to be his er...
Professor Higgins.
669
00:46:47,290 --> 00:46:52,970
Ah! Men always pretend to despise
what they want to become a part of,
670
00:46:52,970 --> 00:46:57,010
so I teach him how to talk properly,
671
00:46:57,010 --> 00:46:59,250
which fork to use
672
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:02,170
and how to address a duchess
during sex.
673
00:47:03,410 --> 00:47:05,370
Would you like me to teach YOU?
674
00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:07,570
(COCKNEY) No, thanks, ma'am.
I knows me place.
675
00:47:07,570 --> 00:47:10,970
I doubt that.
676
00:47:10,970 --> 00:47:13,890
But Gary has reneged on his deal,
hasn't he?
677
00:47:13,890 --> 00:47:16,770
He wants to throw you out of the
lodge.
678
00:47:16,770 --> 00:47:19,890
Below stairs is a place for
uninformed gossip.
679
00:47:19,890 --> 00:47:25,410
Especially when that gossip comes
from a jumped-up little slapper.
680
00:47:25,410 --> 00:47:27,090
No names, of course.
681
00:47:27,090 --> 00:47:29,090
Oh, of course.
682
00:47:32,130 --> 00:47:36,010
Spaghetti Junction this.
Sir? This place.
683
00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:40,250
It's a meeting place for complex and
cleverly interwoven motives.
684
00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:43,570
But which one gets us to the heart of
Birmingham, eh? Right...
685
00:47:45,890 --> 00:47:48,850
Come on, little flower.
Get a move on.
686
00:48:06,010 --> 00:48:07,850
Come on, Willow!
687
00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:09,850
Get a move on, darling.
688
00:48:20,050 --> 00:48:22,210
I had to find Doggy.
All right, darling.
689
00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:01,970
Willow, isn't it?
690
00:49:02,970 --> 00:49:05,210
And where's your mummy?
691
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:07,330
Where's my mummy?
692
00:49:07,330 --> 00:49:10,650
Do you think I'm simple or
something?
693
00:49:11,330 --> 00:49:12,930
No, no, of course I don't.
694
00:49:12,930 --> 00:49:15,130
So why talk to me like that?
695
00:49:16,610 --> 00:49:19,250
I do apologise. I just thought...
What?
696
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:21,210
Nothing.
697
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:27,570
How old are you?
12.
698
00:49:35,130 --> 00:49:37,090
Hello, Mr Policeman,
699
00:49:37,490 --> 00:49:40,690
somebody's trying to murder me. Or
it's poor maintenance on your part.
700
00:49:40,690 --> 00:49:42,250
Not a chance.
701
00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:45,210
I've nurtured and suckled that bike
since it was a wee thing.
702
00:49:45,210 --> 00:49:48,130
I reckon the pipe from the tank to
the carburettor was punctured.
703
00:49:48,130 --> 00:49:51,610
No, it had BEEN punctured! Which
would have caused a major leak.
704
00:49:51,610 --> 00:49:53,090
It only needed a spark and -
705
00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:55,610
Yeah, and we would have ended up
like Mimi.
706
00:49:55,610 --> 00:49:59,010
So listen, could you get this bloke
before he gets us?
707
00:50:00,050 --> 00:50:01,170
Or ruins us.
708
00:50:01,170 --> 00:50:04,410
Listen, pal, I need this gig.
709
00:50:04,410 --> 00:50:06,730
Cash money. Know what I mean?
710
00:50:11,290 --> 00:50:14,330
I don't know what you're moaning
about. Calm down!
711
00:50:14,330 --> 00:50:19,130
They don't really get the respect
thing, do they? No, they don't. No.
712
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:22,170
It's Ginger!
713
00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:24,130
Ginger's back for God's sake.
714
00:50:25,770 --> 00:50:29,890
He's got us all here and now
he's gonna kill us, one by one.
715
00:50:29,890 --> 00:50:32,090
Could I speak to you alone, please?
716
00:50:32,090 --> 00:50:34,490
Mr Cooper prefers me to be present.
717
00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:37,770
Let me rephrase that. Could I speak
to you alone, please?
718
00:50:37,770 --> 00:50:40,250
Either here or at the station, I'm
not fussed.
719
00:50:42,890 --> 00:50:45,490
So?
720
00:50:45,490 --> 00:50:48,690
So, where's the money?
721
00:50:48,690 --> 00:50:51,170
What money?
The royalties.
722
00:50:51,170 --> 00:50:54,330
We haven't recorded nothing -
anything - for years.
723
00:50:54,330 --> 00:50:57,410
Back catalogue?
A few airtime payments,
724
00:50:57,410 --> 00:50:59,050
goes straight to the accountants.
725
00:50:59,050 --> 00:51:01,530
You see, Gary,
you seem to be doing all right.
726
00:51:01,530 --> 00:51:04,090
Well, I done good.
I put away when we was big.
727
00:51:04,090 --> 00:51:06,050
Property, shares. I was smart.
728
00:51:07,930 --> 00:51:09,890
Call my accountants.
729
00:51:12,050 --> 00:51:14,610
According to his accountants,
730
00:51:14,610 --> 00:51:19,530
Gary and Ginger's songwriting
royalties went into an offshore trust
731
00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:25,010
which either of them could borrow
from at 0% interest.
732
00:51:25,010 --> 00:51:27,690
And Gary appears to have borrowed
the lot.
733
00:51:27,690 --> 00:51:31,410
No wonder he's worried about Ginger
turning up.
734
00:51:31,410 --> 00:51:34,530
However, if Gary died,
735
00:51:34,530 --> 00:51:38,250
then his estate would have to pay
back the loans to the trust
736
00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:40,210
which would then be dissolved
737
00:51:40,210 --> 00:51:45,090
and the proceeds split between Gary
and Ginger's heirs.
738
00:51:45,090 --> 00:51:47,250
And if there are no heirs?
739
00:51:47,250 --> 00:51:50,370
Any residual monies are to be
divided equally
740
00:51:50,370 --> 00:51:53,170
among surviving members of the band.
741
00:51:53,170 --> 00:51:55,810
So everything goes to the last man
standing! Yes.
742
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,330
Who are they?
743
00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:09,170
I don't know. Are they groupies?
744
00:52:09,170 --> 00:52:11,210
What are they doing in the file?
745
00:52:11,210 --> 00:52:13,370
Why them in particular?
746
00:52:23,370 --> 00:52:28,130
Now I know this is a sensitive area
for you. Not at all, not at all.
747
00:52:28,130 --> 00:52:30,010
Long time ago.
748
00:52:30,010 --> 00:52:32,370
And once you take your foot
off the treadmill,
749
00:52:32,370 --> 00:52:34,450
it all seems a bit...yesterday.
750
00:52:34,450 --> 00:52:38,450
But you do remember the case,
don't you? Just about.
751
00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:40,530
Ginger's car goes into the quarry.
752
00:52:40,530 --> 00:52:42,890
There's no sign of Ginger,
but a lot of his blood.
753
00:52:42,890 --> 00:52:45,250
So it's assumed that Ginger
has survived
754
00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:48,210
and stumbled off into legend.
Right.
755
00:52:48,210 --> 00:52:50,010
"Rock star vanishes!"
756
00:52:50,010 --> 00:52:53,210
If it had been Joe Blow the butcher,
nobody could have given a toss.
757
00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:56,330
But as it was a bloody celeb, I had
to come up with the daft begger.
758
00:52:56,330 --> 00:53:00,850
Owen... This was in your old file.
759
00:53:02,970 --> 00:53:06,290
Do you remember why you kept
that particular photograph?
760
00:53:06,290 --> 00:53:09,610
Are you kidding? I can't even
remember what I had for breakfast.
761
00:53:09,610 --> 00:53:13,370
Nowadays all I think about is
cricket...and death.
762
00:53:13,370 --> 00:53:15,810
As one prepares you for the other!
763
00:53:15,810 --> 00:53:18,690
I would really appreciate your help
with this.
764
00:53:21,650 --> 00:53:24,410
Oh, you would, would you?
Course I would.
765
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:28,610
You were one of the best.
Oh, that's true.
766
00:53:29,010 --> 00:53:33,890
BAND: # She saw my new blue jeans
767
00:53:33,890 --> 00:53:35,010
Oh, here we go.
768
00:53:35,010 --> 00:53:37,530
Aya ye. Big smile, eh?
769
00:53:37,530 --> 00:53:40,330
No? Wee kiss?
770
00:53:40,330 --> 00:53:42,290
A knee trembler?
771
00:53:43,090 --> 00:53:44,330
No fun, that fella, eh?
772
00:53:44,330 --> 00:53:46,170
Sorry.
773
00:53:48,530 --> 00:53:51,930
Where are you off to?
Landlord-tenant discussions.
774
00:53:51,930 --> 00:53:53,570
Unless you have any better ideas.
775
00:53:55,370 --> 00:53:57,330
Fine...
776
00:54:00,970 --> 00:54:03,370
Died as she lived. Falling down.
777
00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:05,810
Mimi.
778
00:54:08,730 --> 00:54:12,210
This is pathetic.
Let's have some proper drinks.
779
00:54:12,210 --> 00:54:15,370
No, I don't do that any more, Nicky.
Mimi only dies once.
780
00:54:15,370 --> 00:54:18,290
No, man, I have one drink, I don't
stop for months.
781
00:54:18,290 --> 00:54:19,250
Even better.
782
00:54:22,690 --> 00:54:25,850
Go on, Si, go and get us
a bottle of vodka, go on!
783
00:54:25,850 --> 00:54:27,090
Yes!
784
00:54:27,090 --> 00:54:29,050
This is not a good idea.
785
00:54:30,970 --> 00:54:33,730
She's here. Finola.
786
00:54:33,730 --> 00:54:37,450
I know.
They're having supper together.
787
00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:39,810
I suggested he invite her.
Why?
788
00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:43,250
Better he should eat at home where
his friends can keep an eye on him.
789
00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:45,730
But if she...
Have faith, child.
790
00:54:47,850 --> 00:54:49,810
One knows what one's doing.
791
00:54:53,370 --> 00:54:55,290
Mimi.
Mimi.
792
00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:04,610
How come your dad, Roly Poly,
793
00:55:04,610 --> 00:55:07,970
the worst manager we ever had,
794
00:55:07,970 --> 00:55:13,730
how come that fat no-mark put me
on such a naff contract?
795
00:55:13,730 --> 00:55:16,970
Don't you ever say a word
against my dad!
796
00:55:18,850 --> 00:55:21,610
Touchy. It was Gary that dictated
the deals anyway.
797
00:55:23,850 --> 00:55:25,810
Gaz said it was out of his hands.
798
00:55:27,010 --> 00:55:30,410
Nothing was ever out of
Gary's hands.
799
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:33,130
Mimi. Mimi. Mimi.
800
00:55:42,970 --> 00:55:44,930
MOBILE RINGS
801
00:55:56,610 --> 00:55:58,210
I'm just popping out.
802
00:55:58,210 --> 00:56:01,410
Where are you going? Simon's asked me
to join him at the pub.
803
00:56:01,410 --> 00:56:03,690
No, don't go there, Dad.
804
00:56:06,050 --> 00:56:08,970
See you later. Have fun.
805
00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,410
Why didn't you stop her?
806
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:12,970
She's not a teenager, Tom.
807
00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:15,050
Leave the poor girl alone.
808
00:56:18,170 --> 00:56:19,930
(WITH GUSTO) Mimi!
Mimi!
809
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:26,850
You know what? What?
I hate Gary.
810
00:56:28,130 --> 00:56:29,930
No, you don't.
811
00:56:29,930 --> 00:56:33,770
I do. He's always preyed on me.
812
00:56:33,770 --> 00:56:35,730
Do you remember that bird?
813
00:56:37,530 --> 00:56:40,890
What bird?
All the birds!
814
00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:45,410
I'd bring them in,
cos I'm a nice guy,
815
00:56:45,410 --> 00:56:48,850
and he'd get off with 'em
because he's the rich guy!
816
00:56:48,850 --> 00:56:51,250
Nicky, that's life, man!
817
00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:53,890
That's trash, man.
818
00:56:53,890 --> 00:56:55,650
I'm going to kill him.
819
00:56:55,650 --> 00:56:58,770
He thinks it's all over.
Well, it is now,
820
00:56:58,770 --> 00:57:01,090
because I...I'm gonna kill him.
821
00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,730
Oh, Jeeze!
822
00:57:04,730 --> 00:57:06,890
Come on. We better look after him.
Let's go.
823
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:08,610
I've got a date. Can you take him?
824
00:57:08,610 --> 00:57:11,010
Oh, thanks, man (!)
825
00:57:21,570 --> 00:57:23,050
Hello.
826
00:57:24,610 --> 00:57:29,370
Had a drink, have we? No, I'm just
tired of being a nanny 24-7.
827
00:57:29,370 --> 00:57:32,930
Ah! Do you work this hard at
everything in your life?
828
00:57:34,730 --> 00:57:37,090
Yeah.
829
00:57:37,090 --> 00:57:39,050
GRUNTING AND GASPING
830
00:57:43,490 --> 00:57:45,450
So... OK, was it?
831
00:57:51,450 --> 00:57:58,050
Gary, an English gentlemen never
asks if it was OK.
832
00:57:58,050 --> 00:58:04,330
He assumes his mere presence in the
bed is enough to satisfy any wife,
servant or Labrador.
833
00:58:04,330 --> 00:58:06,730
(LAUGHS)
834
00:58:06,730 --> 00:58:08,930
Class traitor you are!
835
00:58:08,930 --> 00:58:12,050
It was great.
836
00:58:12,050 --> 00:58:14,970
And was it just to pay the rent?
837
00:58:14,970 --> 00:58:17,570
Why, what else would it be for?
838
00:58:17,570 --> 00:58:20,650
Just thought there might be
something more.
839
00:58:20,650 --> 00:58:22,450
How much more?
840
00:58:24,170 --> 00:58:28,850
Well, this place don't seem right
without a bit of posh ordering
everyone about.
841
00:58:34,890 --> 00:58:38,090
He wants to marry the bitch.
And he thinks it's his idea.
842
00:58:38,090 --> 00:58:41,130
She's already married.
Oh, come on.
843
00:58:41,130 --> 00:58:44,490
Alpha male. Big loser.
What's to choose?
844
00:58:44,490 --> 00:58:46,210
I know how to handle the situation.
845
00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:49,530
You'd better, you bloody better.
846
00:58:51,130 --> 00:58:53,330
BOTH: (SLURRED) We hate Gary!
847
00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:55,770
Gary is a muppet!
848
00:58:55,770 --> 00:58:58,610
He's a muppet!
849
00:58:58,610 --> 00:59:01,170
He's a wee muppet!
(LAUGHS)
850
00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:06,570
We hate Gary! We hate Gary!
851
00:59:06,570 --> 00:59:10,090
We do!
We hate Gary!
852
00:59:10,090 --> 00:59:11,650
Shh!
853
00:59:11,650 --> 00:59:16,130
Nickster, is Jeannie like...
like she was before?
854
00:59:16,130 --> 00:59:18,850
Eh?
You know, is she like...
855
00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:22,530
Goes ape if you're pissed
in the bedroom?
856
00:59:22,530 --> 00:59:25,010
Oh, ruddy hell! She'll kill me.
857
00:59:30,290 --> 00:59:33,330
I'll sleep in the Caddy.
Good idea, my man. (SNIGGERS)
858
00:59:35,770 --> 00:59:37,730
Whoa! Whoa! Shh!
859
00:59:39,690 --> 00:59:41,650
Here you go.
860
00:59:42,490 --> 00:59:44,450
Here you go, darling!
861
00:59:46,010 --> 00:59:49,810
A wee blinky blanket
for the wee man, eh?
862
00:59:49,810 --> 00:59:51,770
I love you, Axe.
863
00:59:52,610 --> 00:59:55,410
Get out of here!
864
01:00:01,810 --> 01:00:05,770
Where is he?
He's asleep in the Caddy.
865
01:00:07,810 --> 01:00:11,730
How many?
Enough to stun a horse.
866
01:00:15,530 --> 01:00:17,450
Do you fancy a wee nightcap?
867
01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:19,330
Oh, forget it!
868
01:00:19,330 --> 01:00:21,290
30 years, Jeannie.
869
01:00:25,610 --> 01:00:29,370
(RESOLUTE) No.
870
01:01:32,970 --> 01:01:35,930
(Daddy? Can I get in with you?)
871
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:43,810
Shh! It's all right, darling.
872
01:01:43,810 --> 01:01:45,810
It's only your Auntie Jeannie.
873
01:01:45,810 --> 01:01:49,130
Your daddy and I are old friends.
874
01:01:49,130 --> 01:01:51,650
Rock and roll.
875
01:01:52,170 --> 01:01:54,130
(SIGHS)
876
01:01:58,970 --> 01:02:01,330
What have you got?
877
01:02:01,330 --> 01:02:06,770
Jack McKinley's got about 500
hundred county court judgements
against him.
878
01:02:06,770 --> 01:02:10,770
Mainly traffic, but there's a couple
of offensive behaviours
879
01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:14,410
and one for...assaulting
a parking attendant.
880
01:02:14,410 --> 01:02:17,450
He bit him.
881
01:02:17,450 --> 01:02:19,730
He bit him? Yeah!
882
01:02:19,730 --> 01:02:21,930
Hobson?
No form.
883
01:02:21,930 --> 01:02:25,490
And strangely there's no record of
him before about 30 years ago.
884
01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:30,250
Serena Stanton? Said she was local
and knew about Causton High School,
885
01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:32,530
but there's no listing of her
having been there.
886
01:02:32,530 --> 01:02:34,610
Yeah, well, you keep digging.
887
01:02:34,610 --> 01:02:37,010
What's that?
888
01:02:37,010 --> 01:02:40,570
This, Jones, is something I nicked
from an art dealer.
889
01:02:40,570 --> 01:02:43,050
It highlights things you can't see
with the naked eye.
890
01:02:43,050 --> 01:02:45,010
Pentimento... Ah!
891
01:02:46,410 --> 01:02:48,370
Like that.
892
01:02:49,130 --> 01:02:52,530
Terry...Hailey?
Terry Hailey.
893
01:02:52,530 --> 01:02:55,570
He was a hotshot photographer
in the '70s.
894
01:02:55,570 --> 01:02:59,370
They always keep a record of who they
snap, else they can't sell them
to the glossies.
895
01:02:59,370 --> 01:03:05,450
Right, well, see if you can track
down this Terry Hailey
896
01:03:05,450 --> 01:03:07,370
and find out the names of
those girls.
897
01:03:07,370 --> 01:03:09,530
They must be in the file
for some reason.
898
01:03:10,610 --> 01:03:13,450
Terry Hailey married a model
899
01:03:13,450 --> 01:03:15,810
who'd lived with one of the Eagles
900
01:03:15,810 --> 01:03:20,010
after they backed Linda Ronstadt
but before they were big in 1972,
901
01:03:20,010 --> 01:03:21,970
with erm...oh, er...
902
01:03:24,290 --> 01:03:25,490
..Desperado! (HUMS SONG)
903
01:03:28,570 --> 01:03:30,810
That should crack it wide open,
then.
904
01:03:33,470 --> 01:03:35,430
FAINT BIRDSONG
905
01:03:45,390 --> 01:03:46,870
Nick?
906
01:03:52,510 --> 01:03:54,710
Urgh... Now where's he gone?
907
01:04:01,270 --> 01:04:03,990
Oh, no!
908
01:04:05,630 --> 01:04:07,590
(SIGHS)
909
01:04:10,910 --> 01:04:13,310
Oh! Oh, no!
910
01:04:14,030 --> 01:04:15,990
No!
911
01:05:05,630 --> 01:05:08,070
Idiot. Stupid idiot.
912
01:05:20,590 --> 01:05:24,110
You were right.
He was five times over the limit.
913
01:05:24,110 --> 01:05:26,230
But there was no water in his lungs,
914
01:05:26,230 --> 01:05:29,150
so he was dead well before
someone sank his vehicle.
915
01:05:29,150 --> 01:05:30,350
Now, look at this.
916
01:05:30,350 --> 01:05:34,710
In his mouth, two small threads.
917
01:05:36,070 --> 01:05:38,870
From?
Ah, that was the tricky one.
918
01:05:38,870 --> 01:05:40,990
You see, this is totally organic.
919
01:05:40,990 --> 01:05:44,310
No chemicals, no bleach, nothing,
which is pretty rare.
920
01:05:44,310 --> 01:05:47,350
If we could cut to the chase?
So I asked myself,
921
01:05:47,350 --> 01:05:49,550
what sort of people use
untreated cotton?
922
01:05:49,550 --> 01:05:50,750
And what do you reply?
923
01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:54,430
Well, I had an idea so I rang
a pal of mine at the BTS. What?
924
01:05:54,430 --> 01:05:56,150
The British Thoracic Society.
925
01:05:56,150 --> 01:06:01,190
And he confirmed my suspicions.
Which were? Allergy sufferers.
926
01:06:01,190 --> 01:06:05,430
So these two threads probably came
from one of those pillow cases
927
01:06:05,430 --> 01:06:07,230
used by allergy sufferers.
928
01:06:07,230 --> 01:06:09,190
Thank you.
929
01:06:13,150 --> 01:06:15,550
Course I use them.
I get asthma, don't I?
930
01:06:15,550 --> 01:06:21,030
It's pure cotton. Fine weave stops
all the dust mites and the stuff
that sets me off.
931
01:06:21,030 --> 01:06:24,470
And I presume you have other
similarly covered pillows, do you?
932
01:06:25,110 --> 01:06:28,750
Yeah, all over the house, in case
I go walkabout in the night.
933
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:31,510
Why would you do that?
Cos I can.
934
01:06:33,070 --> 01:06:35,430
Where were you last night?
935
01:06:35,430 --> 01:06:37,270
Here.
936
01:06:37,270 --> 01:06:39,190
Alone?
Yeah.
937
01:06:41,070 --> 01:06:44,630
I think what Gary means to say
is that he was alone
for some of the time.
938
01:06:47,590 --> 01:06:50,990
But for most of time he had...
company.
939
01:06:54,150 --> 01:06:56,630
Would you like to speak for yourself,
Gary?
940
01:06:56,630 --> 01:06:58,470
Yeah, all right. I had a lady here.
941
01:06:59,710 --> 01:07:01,230
Does the lady have a name?
942
01:07:02,830 --> 01:07:04,230
Finola. Mrs Harcourt.
943
01:07:06,350 --> 01:07:08,310
Sir...
944
01:07:16,230 --> 01:07:18,830
The blanket in the back of
the Caddy. Yeah?
945
01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:21,950
There were fibres from it on your
Mr Axeman's jeans.
946
01:07:21,950 --> 01:07:23,870
Where is he?
In there.
947
01:07:33,590 --> 01:07:36,070
So? Fibres?
948
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:38,440
I didn't kill him!
949
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,000
Mr Mckinley, can we please calm down?
950
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,560
Why?
951
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,640
Somebody's knocking us off left,
right and centre
952
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:49,320
and you're saying calm down?
Man, this IS calm!
953
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,720
You don't want to see me
when I'm angry.
954
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,640
No, I don't.
Last night when you left the pub,
955
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,120
you were legless by all accounts.
No, no, no!
956
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,560
I was putting my stuff in
the...the...the thingwee.
957
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:03,480
Nicky was hammered. Jeannie gives
him hell when he's like that,
958
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,360
so I tucked him up in the Caddy.
959
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:08,440
Right? Rug, fibres, duuuh!
960
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:11,160
I left him sleeping like a baby.
961
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:14,920
And you didn't give him a pillow? No!
I'm not the nanny.
962
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,840
And then you went to bed?
Yeah. No witnesses.
963
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,840
So sorry.
Daddy!
964
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:22,480
What is it, darling?
You had Jeannie in your bed!
965
01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:27,040
She might be a slut, but at least
she's a witness.
966
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,800
Yeah...
967
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,360
It'd be nice if that didn't get
into the tabloids.
968
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,920
We've got him putting Nicky in the
Cadillac and banging his wife.
969
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:43,080
Not bad for starters.
970
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:45,480
"Banging his wife"?
971
01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:49,320
That latter, Jones, may just be, you
know, the rock'n'roll lifestyle.
972
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,040
You don't think that maybe you're...
What?
973
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,960
Well, I know you sort of rate
the guy, so maybe your...
974
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,600
Well, silly idea.
Yes.
975
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,680
Forget it.
Yes. Check the manager.
976
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,640
Yes, sir.
977
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,320
I wasn't at Badgers. I was keeping
an eye on Axe and Nicky at the pub,
978
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:11,280
then I went and stayed
on my narrowboat.
Can anyone verify that?
979
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:15,360
Is that essential?
980
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,360
Yeah.
981
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,640
I was with a friend.
982
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,760
Name?
Oh, hey, Ben.
983
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:25,680
Hiya.
984
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,440
You're kidding?
985
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:37,680
I'm leaving town.
986
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:42,040
Well, very tragic.
987
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:46,240
Anyone's death, but, well, you know,
you reap as you sow.
988
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:49,760
You mean, if you're a musician,
you should be murdered?
989
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:53,080
You're wilfully misunderstanding me.
Why are you here, Mr Barnaby?
990
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:56,480
Well, I really want to talk to
Mrs Harcourt, if I may?
991
01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:59,880
I'll leave you to it, then. Thanks.
No. I'd rather you stayed.
992
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:03,080
No, I really think
it would be better if -
993
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,320
No, it wouldn't. Fire away.
994
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:08,120
Come on. Ask your obvious question.
995
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:12,240
Um... Well, I was talking to Gary
996
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:15,600
and he said that you could vouch for
his whereabouts
997
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,760
for some part of last night.
998
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,560
Yes.
999
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:24,520
For most of last night
I was in bed with Gary. Oh, woman!
1000
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,400
What's the matter, Desmond?
Don't you like being a pimp?
1001
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,120
DOOR SLAMS SHUT
1002
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:34,960
Sorry about that.
No, no, it's fine.
1003
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:37,760
Thank you for corroborating.
Mr Barnaby,
1004
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:40,960
I was born to be lady of the manor.
1005
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,920
It's all I'm equipped for.
1006
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,480
I want my job back.
1007
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:49,280
Do you actually like Gary?
1008
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:52,080
Yes, fortunately.
1009
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,320
Very much.
1010
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:58,760
And um...my father had an affair
with his mother,
1011
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:03,880
so er, he could be my brother
for all I know!
1012
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,520
You're winding me up.
Country ways, Mr Barnaby.
1013
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,040
Country ways.
1014
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,000
Oh, please...
1015
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:22,040
Terry Hailey had copies
of all his old files.
1016
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:25,120
The girls were called Jane Cameron
and Ingrid Petersen.
1017
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:28,080
Jane Cameron runs
a model agency in Australia
1018
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:32,160
and Ingrid Petersen supposedly lives
at this address.
1019
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,440
Simon Dixon?
1020
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,520
On his narrowboat.
1021
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:39,080
With anyone?
1022
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,240
A mate.
1023
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,480
A mate (!) (CHUCKLES)
1024
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:44,520
Check it.
Yeah. Confirmed.
1025
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:45,680
Yeah.
1026
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:22,600
She's been with us for nearly a year
now, very little community response.
1027
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,840
I'm afraid she may have suffered
irreparable brain damage.
1028
01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:28,800
Through here.
1029
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,200
Ingrid?
1030
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,480
It is Ingrid, isn't it?
1031
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,240
I'm Tom Barnaby.
Can I show you something?
1032
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:05,920
Yes. That's you, isn't it?
1033
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:12,960
And...look. Gary.
1034
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,600
No, this one.
1035
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,200
Gary. Do you remember Gary?
1036
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:36,800
'So I've asked them to confirm it.'
Really, Jones? Well done.
1037
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,200
I knew there'd be something
if we dug deep enough.
1038
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,880
OK, leave the photo and the documents
on my desk
1039
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:44,440
and come and get me at Badgers
in an hour's time.
1040
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:46,640
We have to be somewhere
at five o'clock.
1041
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,280
I'm just going on a little detour.
1042
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,600
Owen.
God almighty, man.
1043
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,680
You could have given me
a heart attack. I'm so sorry.
1044
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,440
So you should be.
1045
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:08,400
What do you want?
Owen, you taught me three things.
1046
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,680
Number one.
Always keep your bloody eyes open.
1047
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:14,280
So when I see a strange white van
lurking about all over the place,
1048
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:18,000
I'm going to trace it back to you,
aren't I, in about ten seconds flat.
1049
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:22,800
And two? Number two.
Never trust a coincidence.
1050
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:28,200
Like you and Hired Gun turning up
at exactly the same time.
1051
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,720
Good, good.
1052
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,800
Well, I'm glad you were paying
attention.
1053
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:37,680
So, sir, how's it going?
1054
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:44,760
So what else did I always tell you?
Follow the money.
1055
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,840
And that's what it is here.
The money!
1056
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:48,960
Gary and the old manager,
Roly Dixon,
1057
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,680
screwed Ginger out of his
songwriting royalties.
1058
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,240
That's not my information.
Hear me out.
1059
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,840
The band all hated Ginger
cos he was such a head case,
1060
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:59,800
so Gary had a good excuse
to fire him.
1061
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:03,080
Ginger fakes the quarry accident.
1062
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:06,200
Leaves his own blood on the vehicle.
An awful lot of his own blood.
1063
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:10,400
Yeah, so people think he got out of
the wreck, badly injured,
1064
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:14,360
crawled off and died somewhere,
1065
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,560
and the stupid police
couldn't find the body.
1066
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:19,520
But actually he went into hiding
1067
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:22,000
and he's now come back
and is having his revenge
1068
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,760
by killing them all off one by one.
1069
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:27,840
And now DI Owen Jenkins is going
to nail that bastard
1070
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,720
and show the world I was as good
as I always said I was.
1071
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:36,040
Oh, Owen... You think I'm nuts?
No, no, I don't think you're nuts.
1072
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:38,800
I think that you...you have faith.
Faith?
1073
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:43,360
The thing that helps you make the
quantum leap from facts to fiction.
1074
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:45,960
Facts. Oh, I'll show you facts,
boyo.
1075
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,880
Just you watch me.
1076
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:50,040
Do you want to know what Jones
has got? Later.
1077
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,560
I've been 30 years waiting for this.
1078
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,960
This way.
1079
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:09,040
CLINKING OF SNOOKER BALLS
1080
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:13,720
Everybody, this is
Detective Inspector Jenkins
1081
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:16,360
who was in charge of the -
Yeah, we know. We were there.
1082
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:19,640
Here, if it's not the ghost of
failures past!
1083
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,280
How's it going, Mr Jenks?
1084
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:25,600
Oh, what a good memory.
Still as useless as ever?
1085
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,560
Well, if you must know, Mr Cooper,
1086
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:32,360
Mr McKinley,
I think I might have solved it.
1087
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:35,760
Solved what? The disappearance of
the rock legend himself.
1088
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:40,160
I know...where Ginger is.
For God's sake!
1089
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,440
Is he alive?
1090
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:44,480
Oh, yes. Very much so.
1091
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,440
See!
1092
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,560
In fact, he's not very far from
here.
1093
01:16:51,490 --> 01:16:53,930
Come on. Stop jerking us about.
1094
01:16:55,170 --> 01:16:57,730
Mr Hobson, would you mind
sitting down, please?
1095
01:16:57,730 --> 01:16:59,730
Owen!
Not now!
1096
01:17:09,210 --> 01:17:12,770
What the hell are you doing?
Exposing you for who you really are.
1097
01:17:12,770 --> 01:17:16,650
Welcome back, Mr Ginger Foxton!
1098
01:17:25,010 --> 01:17:26,970
Well, am I right or am I right?
1099
01:17:28,570 --> 01:17:30,890
That ain't Ginge.
Yes, it is.
1100
01:17:30,890 --> 01:17:35,810
Nah. Vague similarity, but -
It's him.
1101
01:17:35,810 --> 01:17:36,070
Look at the hair. Right colour.
1102
01:17:36,070 --> 01:17:37,370
Look at the eyes, you dipstick.
Wrong colour.
Look at the hair. Right colour.
1103
01:17:37,370 --> 01:17:38,590
Look at the eyes, you dipstick.
Wrong colour.
1104
01:17:42,990 --> 01:17:45,470
Contact lenses.
(GIGGLES)
1105
01:17:46,510 --> 01:17:51,110
I am right. It all adds up.
I've been watching you.
1106
01:17:51,110 --> 01:17:53,070
I saw you skinning that rabbit!
1107
01:17:53,070 --> 01:17:56,030
Owen. Sir...
1108
01:17:56,030 --> 01:17:59,270
Sir, you are almost right.
1109
01:18:00,670 --> 01:18:02,710
What?
Mr Hobson is not Ginger Foxton.
1110
01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:08,230
But he is...Ginger's brother.
1111
01:18:08,230 --> 01:18:10,270
- What?
- Get out of here.
1112
01:18:11,710 --> 01:18:13,670
James Hobson was James Foxton.
1113
01:18:15,350 --> 01:18:18,910
He changed his name not long after
his famous brother disappeared.
1114
01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:23,110
Aye, come on, man. Enlighten us.
1115
01:18:23,110 --> 01:18:29,590
Gary, Mr Hobson has not only taken
over the entire running of your life,
1116
01:18:29,590 --> 01:18:34,630
he has also induced in you a state
of extreme paranoia and dependency.
1117
01:18:34,630 --> 01:18:36,550
What are you talking about?
1118
01:18:36,550 --> 01:18:38,870
The Ginger tape.
I wonder where that came from, eh?
1119
01:18:40,590 --> 01:18:44,710
The slaughtered sheep, the gutted
pig, the skinned rabbit. Hm?
1120
01:18:46,870 --> 01:18:49,750
But why?
Control, Gary, that's why. Control.
1121
01:18:50,630 --> 01:18:52,990
Create enough fear
1122
01:18:52,990 --> 01:18:54,910
and offer salvation
1123
01:18:54,910 --> 01:18:58,750
and you have the soul of your man
in the palm of your hand, don't you?
1124
01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:03,190
And then of course...there was
Mr Hobson's niece.
1125
01:19:06,350 --> 01:19:08,550
Don't leave now, miss.
1126
01:19:08,550 --> 01:19:10,510
Niece?
1127
01:19:11,070 --> 01:19:13,350
Niece, Gary.
1128
01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:16,790
Causton High School leavers.
1129
01:19:16,790 --> 01:19:20,310
Look, there's your Serena,
fourth row back, see?
1130
01:19:22,150 --> 01:19:26,110
But what was the name of that girl?
Was it Serena Stanton?
1131
01:19:27,550 --> 01:19:28,910
Well, no, apparently not,
1132
01:19:28,910 --> 01:19:33,070
because the headmistress says that
that was Phoebe Foxton.
1133
01:19:36,470 --> 01:19:38,350
- Little Phoebe?
- Ginger's wee Phoebe!
1134
01:19:38,350 --> 01:19:40,270
And what was she after, I wonder?
1135
01:19:43,590 --> 01:19:45,390
I presume her rightful inheritance
1136
01:19:45,390 --> 01:19:48,310
which you so kindly
have spent for her. Right.
1137
01:19:51,110 --> 01:19:53,190
But I didn't know.
You went off with your mum.
1138
01:19:53,190 --> 01:19:55,190
We forgot about you.
Wasn't that handy?
1139
01:19:55,190 --> 01:19:58,630
Well, I'd have helped.
I'd have done anything.
1140
01:20:00,670 --> 01:20:02,790
And you, Jim, why all this?
I don't get it.
1141
01:20:02,790 --> 01:20:04,950
You killed my brother!
I never touched him!
1142
01:20:04,950 --> 01:20:08,590
You chucked him out the band.
That was his life!
1143
01:20:12,470 --> 01:20:14,430
I was with him the day it happened.
1144
01:20:16,870 --> 01:20:18,350
Slow down!
1145
01:20:18,350 --> 01:20:19,510
I tried to stop him.
1146
01:20:22,230 --> 01:20:24,350
(SCREAMS)
1147
01:20:39,870 --> 01:20:41,230
I pulled him out the wreckage.
1148
01:20:44,830 --> 01:20:46,990
He was already dead.
1149
01:20:55,390 --> 01:20:57,430
I buried him a hundred miles away.
1150
01:21:14,390 --> 01:21:17,030
I loved my brother.
1151
01:21:17,030 --> 01:21:20,030
But why Mimi? Why Axe? Why Nicky?
1152
01:21:20,030 --> 01:21:21,950
Sir?
1153
01:21:21,950 --> 01:21:23,710
Oh, yes...
1154
01:21:23,710 --> 01:21:27,390
Er, gentlemen, there will now be
a short intermission,
1155
01:21:28,390 --> 01:21:30,990
but I'll be back.
1156
01:21:30,990 --> 01:21:33,310
Owen, um, shall we?
1157
01:21:52,790 --> 01:21:54,030
Are you sure you don't want
to come along?
1158
01:21:54,030 --> 01:21:55,990
No, no, no. It's...
1159
01:21:57,430 --> 01:21:59,950
No, it's your case. You carry on.
1160
01:22:01,430 --> 01:22:03,390
I'm retired now.
1161
01:22:04,110 --> 01:22:06,070
See you.
1162
01:22:08,070 --> 01:22:10,030
Thanks for your help, sir.
1163
01:22:14,950 --> 01:22:17,710
Aren't we in a hurry, sir?
Yes and no.
1164
01:22:30,350 --> 01:22:32,430
Do you want to tell me
what we're doing?
1165
01:22:32,430 --> 01:22:34,870
Another thing Owen taught me.
1166
01:22:34,870 --> 01:22:38,270
Never expose yourself until you've
confirmed the relative positions
1167
01:22:38,270 --> 01:22:42,510
of your arse and your elbow...
Right.
1168
01:22:59,510 --> 01:23:01,910
We'll be fine now.
Call if you need me.
1169
01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:03,870
Thank you.
1170
01:23:05,190 --> 01:23:09,750
Ingrid? It's me again. Tom Barnaby.
1171
01:23:10,910 --> 01:23:14,510
And this is Ben Jones.
H...
1172
01:23:16,590 --> 01:23:20,470
The synapses... The little bridges
that connect the important parts
of the brain.
1173
01:23:20,470 --> 01:23:22,470
Very few are still standing.
1174
01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:29,470
Now, Ingrid, we're going to be behind
those screens just over there,
1175
01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:31,310
all right?
1176
01:23:34,590 --> 01:23:36,550
OK, Jones.
1177
01:23:37,030 --> 01:23:38,990
(HUMS THE BLUES)
1178
01:23:44,230 --> 01:23:46,190
In there.
1179
01:23:51,150 --> 01:23:53,190
(WHISTLES BLUES TUNE THROUGH TEETH)
1180
01:23:53,830 --> 01:23:56,470
That's really irritating, sir.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
1181
01:23:56,470 --> 01:23:58,430
Years of practice.
1182
01:24:00,430 --> 01:24:02,470
What are we waiting for?
1183
01:24:02,470 --> 01:24:04,430
Five o'clock. Visiting time.
1184
01:24:05,710 --> 01:24:07,630
It's two minutes past.
Shh.
1185
01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:10,830
MAN WHISTLES, DOOR BANGS
1186
01:24:24,590 --> 01:24:26,550
Mummy?
1187
01:24:26,990 --> 01:24:29,030
How lovely to see you!
1188
01:24:29,030 --> 01:24:30,790
(KISSES MOTHER)
1189
01:24:34,710 --> 01:24:36,670
No!
1190
01:24:50,350 --> 01:24:52,350
I made you another dolly.
1191
01:24:55,390 --> 01:24:57,270
Mr McKinley?
1192
01:24:59,990 --> 01:25:01,750
How the hell did you get here?
1193
01:25:01,750 --> 01:25:05,350
Maybe we should step outside
for a moment.
1194
01:25:17,230 --> 01:25:19,190
Daddy?
1195
01:25:20,230 --> 01:25:22,150
I'm just going outside for a second,
pet.
1196
01:25:22,150 --> 01:25:23,510
(You stay with your mum, OK?)
1197
01:25:33,190 --> 01:25:35,350
'It's all too much, isn't it?'
1198
01:25:37,230 --> 01:25:41,150
I tried looking after her
on the farm, but...
1199
01:25:41,150 --> 01:25:43,670
..she just drifted
further and further away.
1200
01:25:44,270 --> 01:25:47,390
So the Axeman broke the cardinal rule
of rock and roll, eh?
1201
01:25:48,950 --> 01:25:50,990
Fell in love with a groupie.
1202
01:25:50,990 --> 01:25:52,950
Yeah.
1203
01:25:53,630 --> 01:25:55,590
Man, she was beautiful.
1204
01:25:57,310 --> 01:25:59,270
So very, very beautiful.
1205
01:26:00,670 --> 01:26:04,550
Yeah, but before she got round
to you, she'd already been damaged,
hadn't she?
1206
01:26:04,550 --> 01:26:07,350
By your "friends".
1207
01:26:07,350 --> 01:26:09,310
Gary had dumped her.
1208
01:26:09,550 --> 01:26:11,510
Mimi had got her onto acid.
1209
01:26:12,550 --> 01:26:14,950
Nicky had got her onto
even harder stuff.
1210
01:26:14,950 --> 01:26:16,910
And then you came along.
1211
01:26:18,710 --> 01:26:20,550
I loved her, man.
1212
01:26:20,550 --> 01:26:22,590
Yeah, and you stuck with her,
didn't you?
1213
01:26:22,590 --> 01:26:24,870
You cleaned her up.
And she had your child.
1214
01:26:27,790 --> 01:26:29,750
It was fine...
1215
01:26:31,310 --> 01:26:33,270
Then Willow started to...
1216
01:26:33,990 --> 01:26:36,030
..lose the plot.
1217
01:26:36,030 --> 01:26:39,590
Ingers blamed herself and her drugs.
1218
01:26:42,270 --> 01:26:45,190
So she retreated somewhere
1219
01:26:45,190 --> 01:26:47,670
where they wouldn't point
the finger.
1220
01:26:49,630 --> 01:26:52,870
So, here you are,
1221
01:26:53,990 --> 01:26:59,790
the two people you love most in
the world irreparably damaged, eh?
1222
01:27:02,230 --> 01:27:04,310
See...
1223
01:27:04,310 --> 01:27:08,390
there has to be...
some sort of retribution.
1224
01:27:11,390 --> 01:27:13,670
(SOBS) Because...if there isn't,
1225
01:27:14,150 --> 01:27:18,510
none of thos - nothing -
makes any sense!
1226
01:27:19,990 --> 01:27:22,750
Now, you know that
1227
01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:25,190
because you're one of us.
No, no, no, I'm not.
1228
01:27:26,510 --> 01:27:30,110
I'm just a copper, plain and simple,
whatever I may wish.
1229
01:27:30,110 --> 01:27:32,190
And you, sir, are a murderer,
1230
01:27:32,190 --> 01:27:34,350
equally plain and simple.
1231
01:27:34,350 --> 01:27:36,310
You planned it meticulously.
1232
01:27:42,070 --> 01:27:44,830
'You installed the wiring
the night before.
1233
01:28:13,230 --> 01:28:15,350
You connected the wire
to the mike stand
1234
01:28:15,350 --> 01:28:18,350
just before the set started
1235
01:28:18,350 --> 01:28:22,710
and then you triggered
the electric current by stamping on
your wah wah pedal.'
1236
01:28:24,390 --> 01:28:28,590
♪ Got nothing to lose
Sing the doll house blues with me
1237
01:28:28,590 --> 01:28:34,070
♪ Well, yay yay yay yay...
1238
01:28:34,070 --> 01:28:38,310
♪ Waaaargh...
1239
01:28:46,590 --> 01:28:47,950
Somebody get an ambulance!
1240
01:28:47,950 --> 01:28:50,070
'And in the ensuing confusion,
1241
01:28:50,070 --> 01:28:52,750
you disappeared the wire.'
1242
01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:56,670
Then to deflect suspicion,
you pulled the bike stunt.
1243
01:28:58,070 --> 01:28:59,150
(SCREAMS) Daddy!
1244
01:29:02,470 --> 01:29:05,790
So, please, could you get this bloke
before he gets us?
1245
01:29:05,790 --> 01:29:09,110
I should have been onto that.
You were, weren't you?
1246
01:29:09,110 --> 01:29:12,990
But I had a naively idealistic view
of musicians.
1247
01:29:14,870 --> 01:29:16,830
And then...there was Nicky.
1248
01:29:18,710 --> 01:29:20,670
'It's all too easy, really.
1249
01:29:40,950 --> 01:29:43,030
Nicky in his last pool.'
1250
01:29:52,630 --> 01:29:54,590
You don't change.
1251
01:29:56,270 --> 01:29:57,670
None of us do.
1252
01:29:57,670 --> 01:30:02,150
'And then you concoct an alibi
as sublime as it is malevolent.'
1253
01:30:03,230 --> 01:30:04,390
Daddy?
1254
01:30:04,390 --> 01:30:06,350
Can I get in with you?
1255
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:10,870
It's only your Auntie Jean.
1256
01:30:15,350 --> 01:30:17,430
And Gary...
1257
01:30:17,430 --> 01:30:20,550
What suitable solution
did you have lined up for him, eh?
1258
01:30:23,270 --> 01:30:25,910
A stonking great drug overdose, man.
(CHUCKLES)
1259
01:30:26,990 --> 01:30:29,750
Boy, that would have ruined
his goody-two-shoes image
1260
01:30:29,750 --> 01:30:31,350
as well as killing the bastard.
1261
01:30:33,950 --> 01:30:36,790
Hey, come on. They deserve it.
1262
01:30:37,870 --> 01:30:41,470
They crash through life destroying
people they don't even notice,
1263
01:30:42,550 --> 01:30:44,790
they don't even care.
1264
01:30:44,790 --> 01:30:46,750
Like you don't care.
1265
01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:50,670
Morality, redemption...
1266
01:30:50,670 --> 01:30:52,630
Nah, not on your beat, huh?
1267
01:30:55,150 --> 01:30:57,110
Not on your beat.
1268
01:31:00,910 --> 01:31:02,910
Shall we go?
1269
01:31:14,310 --> 01:31:19,470
♪ Under the bramble bush
There was a... (HUMS)
1270
01:31:38,470 --> 01:31:40,430
♪ Doll's House Blues
1271
01:31:51,710 --> 01:31:53,070
Hello, Midsomer!
1272
01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:58,710
♪ Do the doll house blues!
1273
01:32:00,230 --> 01:32:03,070
♪ Let's do the doll house blues
1274
01:32:03,070 --> 01:32:05,190
♪ Yeah,
let's do the doll house blues
1275
01:32:05,190 --> 01:32:11,950
♪ The doll house blues with me,
yeah ♪
1276
01:32:25,470 --> 01:32:27,430
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