Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,840
[fanfare]
2
00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,200
[applause]
3
00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,960
- Aloha.
- [all] Aloha.
4
00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:08,200
Today the Galactic Council assembles
to honor Lilo and Stitch,
5
00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:13,920
who have successfully captured all 625
of Jumba's genetic experiments,
6
00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,840
turned them from bad to good,
7
00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,120
and found each a place
where it can belong.
8
00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,080
[applause]
9
00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,040
To recognize the completion
of their task,
10
00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:27,920
the Galactic Council has elected
to bestow the following rewards...
11
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,840
[gasps] You hear that, Jumba?
We're gonna get prizes.
12
00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:46,520
Dr. Jumba Jookiba, we hereby return
the confiscated key to your laboratory.
13
00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:51,600
Hah! With old lab back,
evil possibilities are infinite!
14
00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,200
Agent Wendy Pleakley...
15
00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,440
[snores]
16
00:01:56,520 --> 00:02:01,040
...we hereby offer you the chair
of Earth Studies at the GACC.
17
00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,160
Ohh.
18
00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,640
Galactic Alliance Community College?
19
00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,080
Yes!
20
00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:11,480
As for Stitch,
you are hereby offered a commission
21
00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,400
as captain of the Galactic Armada
22
00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:18,400
and commander of its
new flagship the BRB-9000.
23
00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000
Ooh. BRB.
24
00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,040
What's BRB stand for?
25
00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,440
Big Red Battleship!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
26
00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:34,440
Finally, Lilo Pelekai, you shall
become our first Earth ambassador
27
00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,440
and return to Kauai
to be the experiments' sole caretaker.
28
00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,440
[applause]
29
00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:47,720
You mean Jumba and Pleakley
and Stitch aren't coming home?
30
00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,960
Stitch wants to come back to Kauai.
Right, Stitch?
31
00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,880
Oh, uh, Kauai.
32
00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,840
Yeah.
33
00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,120
Maybe everybody wants to go back?
34
00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,760
- Right. Of course.
- What?
35
00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,200
Don't you have something to say?
36
00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,840
Oh, yeah, right. l'm wishing
to go back to stinky water planet
37
00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:20,440
and share bunk bed
with bossy one-eyed noodle.
38
00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,800
ls this your final decision?
39
00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,800
[all] Um...
40
00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,120
- Eeh.
- Absolutely.
41
00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,480
l suppose. Or maybe...
42
00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,040
Then so be it.
43
00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,960
[electricity crackles]
44
00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,960
# Aloha
45
00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,120
# Ohana
46
00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,440
[foghorn bellows]
47
00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,000
[Lilo] Now that we're done
catching experiments,
48
00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,520
we can do whatever we want.
49
00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,640
l want to finish my logbook.
50
00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:13,200
lt's got a picture of every experiment,
in the one place they belong.
51
00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,200
What do you want to do, Stitch?
52
00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,760
Hmm... [hums]
53
00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,760
- [grunts]
- [pipe creaks]
54
00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,880
And, uh... Huh?
55
00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,400
- [rustling]
- [Stitch muttering]
56
00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,200
Ee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
57
00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:34,120
[imitates jets roaring]
58
00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,280
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
59
00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,640
[gibberish]
60
00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,840
Scale model of Big Red Battleship.
61
00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,360
lmpressive.
62
00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,200
[microwave beeps]
63
00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,160
Where are you taking the microwave?
64
00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:53,560
Hah! Without evil genius lab,
Jumba must energize genetic experiments
65
00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,480
with primitive Earth popcorn maker.
66
00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:59,320
You know, the microwave oven
was invented by Dr. Percy Spencer.
67
00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,240
Ah, who cares?
68
00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:05,560
lf you were a student at GACC you'd care
'cause it would be on the final exam.
69
00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,880
And what do we call this, class?
70
00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,240
Breakfast?
71
00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:15,640
Specifically, grain-based flakes
immersed in bovine gland extract.
72
00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,640
Eww!
73
00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,720
l'm off to work. Oh, Pleakley.
74
00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,360
l need you to fix Lilo's skirt
for hula class.
75
00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,560
Only if you answer
this extra credit question correctly.
76
00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,120
Where did the native Hawaiian
hula dance originate?
77
00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,680
- Uh, Hawaii?
- Very good, Nani!
78
00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,520
lf you were attending GACC,
l'd move you to the head of the class.
79
00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,400
- [imitates jets roaring]
- [crash]
80
00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,480
[turbine backfires]
81
00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,880
[Gantu] Blitznak!
82
00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:57,280
Without the reserve engines,
this ship is stupid and useless.
83
00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,000
- Just like you.
- [sighs] Who am l kidding?
84
00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,920
You're right.
85
00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,720
l couldn't hold on to
a single one of those experiments.
86
00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:08,440
You still got me,
your faithful sandwich-making pal.
87
00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:12,560
Yes. l noticed the little Earth girl
never captured you.
88
00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:17,240
l guessed the one place l belonged
was with my blubber-butt buddy Gantu.
89
00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,960
Maybe that was
my problem all along.
90
00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,880
What? Your blubber butt? [chuckles]
91
00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,480
Gantu?
92
00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,360
So, we're taking
the old two-man shuttle, huh? Heh-heh.
93
00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,280
Hey, you want l should fix
a picnic lunch for the trip?
94
00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,520
There's only room for two
on the two-man shuttle,
95
00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,320
me and Dr. Hamsterviel.
96
00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,920
- l'm breaking him out of prison.
- What?
97
00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,880
This is my last chance
to redeem myself.
98
00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,400
lf l succeed, my future is secured.
99
00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,560
What about my future?
How am l supposed to pay the bills?
100
00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,280
Why not make sandwiches?
lt's all that you're good at.
101
00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,960
- Maybe l will!
- Fine.
102
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,920
You're gonna miss my egg salad!
103
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,240
Not enough mayonnaise
and too much dill weed.
104
00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,800
What did you call me?
105
00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,400
- [generator starts]
- [beep]
106
00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,600
- [crackling]
- [beeps]
107
00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,880
Aagh! Primitive Earth science.
108
00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:35,800
Jumba... what was your old lab like?
109
00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,600
Ah ha ha ha!
Galaxy Defense lndustries.
110
00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,800
State-of-art genetic accelerator.
111
00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,080
Endless uburnium energy supply.
112
00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,360
Everything little boy Jumba
ever dreamed of having
113
00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,360
in evil genius laboratory! [laughs]
114
00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,960
Hah...
Um, but popcorn power is good too.
115
00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,920
[beeps]
116
00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:06,160
[Pleakley] Welcome, students,
to Earthiana 1 01 .
117
00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,080
Quiet, class. Quiet!
118
00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,040
Plooka, spit out that gum!
119
00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,040
Lenlu, stop playing with your antenna.
120
00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,960
- Pleakley.
- Aah! Oh, Lilo!
121
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,840
Don't pay any attention to me.
122
00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,520
l wasn't pretending to be
a professor of Earth Studies,
123
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:22,400
just like l dreamed of
since before l could walk on three legs.
124
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,480
Not at all! l was just, uh,
uh... brushing my tongues!
125
00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,520
BRB.
126
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:02,600
Scrump, have l ever told you the story
of the Lonely Rooster?
127
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,400
Once there was a rooster named Pancake.
128
00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,480
He was lonely.
129
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:12,040
So he went to the beach
to make friends.
130
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,360
He made friends
with a shell named Paula
131
00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,000
and an empty can of soda named Jimmy
132
00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,560
and a piece of a broken surfboard
named Steve.
133
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,400
They were good friends
and had fun playing together.
134
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:28,080
But then one day a big wave
splashed over the whole beach
135
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,280
and washed Paula and Jimmy
and Steve away.
136
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,720
[wave crashes]
137
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,520
Pancake was sad
that his friends were gone.
138
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,040
But Pancake was never lonely again,
139
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,640
because he could always remember them.
140
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,640
The end.
141
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,400
Lilo, are you OK?
142
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:57,040
Scrump and l are getting used to
the way things used to be.
143
00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000
So, you're letting them go.
144
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,000
They'll say they want to stay,
145
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,880
but it's just because
they don't want me to be sad.
146
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,080
They'll be OK without me, right?
147
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,000
Oh, Lilo.
148
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,360
You're showing so much aloha spirit
letting them go.
149
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,720
And the aloha you give
will always come back to you.
150
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,640
lt's like a circle.
151
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,560
Aloha means hello,
but it also means goodbye.
152
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,040
lt's hard to say goodbye.
153
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,120
l know, baby.
154
00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,960
Goodbye, laundry!
Goodbye, dirty dishes!
155
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,120
Goodbye, dust bunnies.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
156
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,480
Nani says that letting you go
shows aloha spirit,
157
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:43,760
and that the aloha you give
will always come back to you.
158
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,880
Eh, interesting theory
but scientifically impossible.
159
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,200
l'm estimating 23 percent aloha
160
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,560
- is lost in giving process.
- [beakers break]
161
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,640
You know, aloha is one of those
Earth concepts l never did understand.
162
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,600
Come, Pleakley. Oof!
163
00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,520
What is in here, bricks?
164
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,440
Concrete, adobe, terra cotta...
165
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,480
You name the brick, it's in there.
166
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,400
My students are sure
to find them fascinating.
167
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:36,800
Jumba, you belong back in
your real evil genius laboratory.
168
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:40,040
But if you're ever missing Kauai,
you can play this.
169
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,360
lt's my favorite Elvis record.
170
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,120
Pleakley, you belong
at Galactic Alliance Community College
171
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,880
teaching Earth stuff to aliens.
172
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,800
That's why l'm giving you this rock.
173
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,480
Here it's just a dumb old paperweight,
174
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,760
but out there it'll be a dumb old
paperweight from another planet.
175
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,400
l'll keep it with me always.
176
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,360
And, Stitch, you belong...
177
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,360
l'll miss you too.
178
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,520
But you belong out in space,
179
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,760
catching bad guys
with the Big Red Battleship.
180
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,720
This is a very special necklace.
181
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:27,040
l kept it hidden in a sock
for three years.
182
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,960
lt's Ku Tiki, the god of strength.
183
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,160
Promise to never take it off?
184
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,520
- Promise.
- You're number 626.
185
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:42,360
- Name: Stitch.
- [camera clicks]
186
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,360
Aloha.
187
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,160
Aloha.
188
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,760
[alarm blares]
189
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:44,080
Don't worry, Dr. Hamsterviel,
your escape will soon be complete.
190
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,000
What do you mean ''complete''?
191
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,080
You haven't even broken me
out of my cell!
192
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,040
Then who is this?
193
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,960
That's the warden's gerbil,
you nearsighted fish stick!
194
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,080
[laughter]
195
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,000
Hmm. He looks just like you.
196
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,400
[P.A.] Security command,
release portal 7.
197
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,360
Run! Run!
198
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,760
And put down that gerbil!
199
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,360
l brought you a little surprise.
200
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,640
- What is it?
- An Earth souvenir.
201
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,000
They call it an aloha lei.
lt symbolizes...
202
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,080
Excellent! l'm starving!
203
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,000
Wait! Wait!
You're not supposed to...
204
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,240
[burps]
205
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,000
Never mind.
206
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,760
- [clears throat] Aloha.
- Captain Stitch.
207
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,040
The Council has received...
208
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,440
You have coconut cake
on your uniform.
209
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:08,800
Oh. Sorry. [slurps]
210
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,040
The Council has received
a security alert.
211
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,200
With the aid
of the former Captain Gantu,
212
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:17,000
Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel
has escaped from prison.
213
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,480
- [gibberish]
- This is your first mission
214
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,920
as captain of the Galactic Armada.
215
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,880
Seek out and capture Dr. Hamsterviel.
216
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,800
lt will also be the maiden voyage of...
217
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:34,440
- Oh!
- ...the BRB-9000.
218
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,480
- [man] BRB fueling complete.
- [woman] Hatchway secure.
219
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,400
[man] Captain has arrived in the bay.
220
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,640
Oh! Big Red...
221
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,400
[play march]
222
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,760
Whoo-hoo! Aah!
223
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,240
[cymbal crash]
224
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,600
He, uh,
went in through the air manifold.
225
00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,160
- [door beeps]
- Captain on the...
226
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,800
- [Stitch laughs]
- ...ceiling?
227
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,800
Big Red, Big Red, Big Red!
228
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,800
Huh?
229
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,840
[seat motor whirring]
230
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,040
[clicks]
231
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,480
Hmm. [gibberish]
232
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,480
[computer] Hyperdrive activated...
233
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:34,920
Captain, you're certain you want to
engage the H-drive in the spaceport?
234
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,920
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
235
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,920
[boosters firing]
236
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,040
Well, he's certainly enthusiastic.
237
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,400
Yeeow! [cackles]
238
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,960
Anything l can get for you,
Professor Pleakley?
239
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:05,760
Why, yes. You could give me
a great big pinch to wake me up!
240
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,000
l've got a huge corner office,
241
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,760
a complete set of
the Encyclopedia Earthiana,
242
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,880
my very own walk-in closet,
243
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,280
the keys to the college
carpool van, and...
244
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,520
galaxy-wide fame
as the greatest Earth expert ever!
245
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,200
[gasp] ls that a real Earth rock?
246
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,560
Why, yes. Yes, it is.
247
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,640
You've actually been to Earth?
248
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,600
You must tell me everything.
249
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,480
Of course. But you will have to wait
for my first lecture,
250
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,320
''Perspectives on Earthiana:
A One-Eyed View.''
251
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,320
Lecture? You don't give lectures.
252
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,240
l don't?
253
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,640
Oh. Well, then,
in my first class you can always...
254
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,560
And you don't have classes either.
255
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,600
You're a supervising professor.
256
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,520
That's why you get
all this great stuff:
257
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,600
the office, the encyclopedias,
your own walk-in closet and wardrobe.
258
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,640
Oh, right.
259
00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,520
Could we take a look at that,
um, new wardrobe?
260
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:05,320
Ah! Jumba's evil scientist laboratory.
261
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,080
ls just as l left it!
262
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,480
So many wonderful memories
of evil experimentation,
263
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,120
ending with disgrace,
arrest and imprisonment,
264
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,680
but still wonderful memories.
265
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,320
So much new evil to be done.
Heh-heh-heh!
266
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,680
Where to begin?
Antiaircraft lollipops?
267
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,200
Oh! Permanently stinky bedroom slippers?
268
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,720
Or perhaps device
to stop evil genius talking to self.
269
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,160
Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Eh, silly Jumba.
270
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,400
lt's rounds time, Scrump.
271
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,840
l used to do it with Stitch,
but you can help me instead.
272
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,600
We just check to make sure
that all Stitch's cousins
273
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,680
are still happy
in the one place they belong.
274
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,760
# I lai la ua i la
275
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,960
# No mala hini ohana
276
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,160
# Welcome, cousins
Come on by
277
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,240
# Aloha, e komo mai
278
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,320
# I lai la ua i la
279
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,760
# No mala hini ohana
280
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,800
# Welcome, cousins
Come on by
281
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,720
# Aloha, e komo mai
282
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,720
# Aloha
283
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,040
# We'll find a place where you belong
284
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,480
# Ohana
285
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,800
# A family to call your own
286
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,760
# Where you feel at home
Everybody sing
287
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,800
# I lai la ua i la
288
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,080
# No mala hini ohana
289
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,960
# Welcome, cousins
Come on by
290
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,760
# Aloha, e komo mai,
nai nai nai nai
291
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,640
# I lai la ua i la
292
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,560
# No mala hini ohana
293
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,680
# Welcome, cousins
Come on by
294
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,880
# Aloha, e komo mai
295
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,960
# Aloha, e komo mai
296
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,760
# Aloha
297
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,280
# Ohana
298
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,400
[popping]
299
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,320
# Aloha #
300
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,440
Wow! Wasp Mummies VI
is already out.
301
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,520
l hope my dad will let me go see it.
302
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,440
- Well, l heard...
- Aloha, Myrtle.
303
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,080
Where are you taking Gigi?
304
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,000
l'm taking her to the canine spa.
305
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,800
What'd you do with your dog?
306
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,400
He's an outer space pilot
in a Big Red Battleship
307
00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,280
- and fighting bad guys.
- [Gigi whimpers]
308
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,920
ls not! You're a weirdo!
309
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,080
- [girls] Yeah!
- No, l'm not!
310
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,880
l'm done doing
all that weird stuff now.
311
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,960
Wanna play dolls?
312
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,440
No way!
Once a weirdo, always a weirdo.
313
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,400
That's what my dad used to say.
314
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,520
- l didn't know you had a dad.
- Quiet, Yuki.
315
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,280
ln fact, l bet that's why
your dog ran away,
316
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,280
and l also bet that
he's never coming back.
317
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,120
- [girls] Yeah!
- Just like Myrtle's dad.
318
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,120
Quiet, Yuki!
319
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,800
Hey! Wait up!
320
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,640
Come on, Scrump.
321
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,560
[Nani] Lilo! l told you
you can't stay out after sunset.
322
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,400
- OK.
- OK?
323
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,600
[groans]
324
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,920
You did the right thing.
325
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,560
- Letting them go shows...
- [muffled] Aloha. l know.
326
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,520
[bubbling]
327
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,920
Add two tablespoons
genetic material and...
328
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,120
Hah! Have perfected
evil genius boom-boom liquid
329
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,600
for saliva of new experiment. [laughs]
330
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,120
Pleakley! Come look!
331
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,640
Pleak... [echoes]
332
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,440
l'm forgetting. No Pleakley, just Jumba.
333
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,200
Shh! Who you talking to?
Shh! Stop that.
334
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
[glass breaks]
335
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,960
[Elvis] I'd like to sing a song
336
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,920
that's probably the saddest song
I've ever heard.
337
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,440
[# Elvis Presley:
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry]
338
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:06,360
# Hear that lonesome whippoorwill
339
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:13,520
# He sounds too blue to fly
340
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:19,840
# The midnight train
341
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,440
# Is whining low
342
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:29,280
# I'm so lonesome I could cry
343
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:36,120
# Did you ever see
344
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,840
# A robin weep
345
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:45,680
# When leaves began to die?
346
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,880
# That means he's lost
347
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,600
# The will to live
348
00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:01,360
# I'm so lonesome I could cry
349
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,200
# The silence
350
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:11,920
# Of a falling star
351
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,960
# Lights up
352
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,960
# A purple sky
353
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:24,360
# And as I wonder
354
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,800
# Where you are
355
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:33,640
# I'm so lonesome I could cry
356
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,880
# I'm so lonesome
357
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:43,960
# I could cry #
358
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,440
[applause]
359
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,600
Perhaps other side is less depressing.
360
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,560
- Jumba!
- Dr. Hamsterviel!
361
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,840
l see l have found you recollecting
misty musical recollections.
362
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,280
Why are you no longer
on asteroid of inescapable prison?
363
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,680
No prison can contain me!
364
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:15,080
l... l mean, l am fully reformed.
Out on parole.
365
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,320
l heard you were
opening up the old shop.
366
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,160
So l am thinking... [sniffs]
367
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,160
maybe we could work together again.
368
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,400
[sighs] Remember the old days?
369
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,360
You creating experiments,
370
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,840
l funding them
with my shady business deals.
371
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,000
- No.
- Oh, come on!
372
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,720
Graduating together from Evil Genius U?
373
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,520
- [scoffs]
- Our first business together?
374
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,960
[scoffs]
375
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,360
What about creating
our first experiment?
376
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,560
You remember Shrink?
377
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:51,240
25 years of partnership,
and you did nothing but cheat Jumba,
378
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,800
embarrass Jumba, steal from Jumba,
379
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,760
and finally fink on Jumba
to Galactic Federation.
380
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,640
For you, l wouldn't create
piece of dry toast!
381
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,960
Very well, then.
You leave me no choice
382
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,080
but to forcibly force you
to make a new experiment by force!
383
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,240
By force! By force!
That was your cue!
384
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,240
Sorry.
385
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:21,960
Now, Jumba, l will explain this
only once and oh, so patiently.
386
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,920
l want to order a new version of 626.
387
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:29,320
Make him with extra destructive
capabilities but easy on the fluffy.
388
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,280
And l don't like blue.
389
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,200
So make him resplendent red
390
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,880
to match my cape,
and make him to go!
391
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,760
Jumba makes genius experiments,
not fast food.
392
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,000
Would take years just to create design.
393
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,800
Well, what about this one?
394
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,400
[clock ticking]
395
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,280
[mutters]
396
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,000
ls it done? ls it finished?
397
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,440
Can't be rushing evil genius.
398
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,440
[telephone rings]
399
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,520
Answer it.
400
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,480
But none of your
not-so-funny funny business.
401
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:19,040
Galaxy Defense lndustries,
where DNA stands for ''Do Not Ask.''
402
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,000
- Jumba!
- Pleakley!
403
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,360
- Eh, is bad time.
- I'm sorry.
404
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,960
lt's just that, well...
l just miss you so much!
405
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,680
l mean, heh, l just happen to be
in your quadrant, so l thought,
406
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,400
maybe l'll drop by.
407
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,360
- Enough! Hang up!
- No.
408
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,120
No? But don't you miss
your Aunt Pleakley?
409
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,600
- No!
- l'm wearing the wig.
410
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,440
No! Not coming by.
Never coming by!
411
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,360
Never wanting seeing you again.
412
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,560
Yeah? Well, me neither!
413
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,680
What l meant when l said
''l miss you so much and can l visit?''
414
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,680
was ''l don't miss you at all
415
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,320
and l never ever want to see you
ever again ever either!''
416
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,280
[cries]
417
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,040
ls truly evil!
418
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,680
Making Jumba pretend
to be mean to Pleakley.
419
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,040
Just finish my experiment.
420
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,640
Hmmph.
421
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,200
Am putting finishing touches... now.
422
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,280
[# Elvis Presley: Aloha Oe]
423
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,760
Why are you playing that
annoyingly folksy folk music?
424
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,080
Eh, to annoy experiment.
425
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,680
ls making him more evil, yes?
Heh-heh.
426
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,640
Oh, good idea.
427
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,640
More evil is good.
428
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,760
[song ends]
429
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,400
- [evil cackle]
- [gasps]
430
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,320
[snarls]
431
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,160
Oh! He's so beautiful
in his ugly nastiness.
432
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,560
Oh, perhaps l will mimic
the little Earth girl
433
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,440
and name you
with your very own name.
434
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,680
l shall call you... Spike!
435
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,800
Heh-heh. She already used that one.
436
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,200
Very well. Kicks.
437
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,560
- Used it.
- Slugger.
438
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,400
- Done.
- Cannonball?
439
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,960
He jumps in the water,
makes awesome waves.
440
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,800
- [groans]
- Why not just call it 627?
441
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,440
- You already made 627.
- l did?
442
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,840
Shut up! l am naming the naming here.
443
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,800
l'll think of it.
444
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,640
l've got it!
445
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,640
l shall name you...
446
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,240
- Leroy!
- [laughter]
447
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,360
What? lt is a genius name.
448
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,280
My Leroy will be defeated
by no thing or no one,
449
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,880
- not even...
- [explosion]
450
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,480
- [all] 626?
- Aloha, Gerbil Boy.
451
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,800
[laughs] This is all so perfect.
452
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,920
A test for my new creation.
453
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,520
- Hey! ls my creation.
- Whatever.
454
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,600
Leroy, destroy him!
455
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,760
[Leroy and Stitch growl]
456
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,880
[growling]
457
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,560
[snarls]
458
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,800
[growls]
459
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,760
- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- What is so ha-ha funny?
460
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,440
- l don't have insurance.
- Get him, Leroy. Get him!
461
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,680
[growls]
462
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,920
[crash]
463
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,800
Aah! Ooh!
464
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,800
[muffled growls]
465
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,800
- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- [growls]
466
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,120
[cackling]
467
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,320
[cackling]
468
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,200
- [doorbell rings]
- ls this a bad time?
469
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,360
[muffled growls]
470
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,480
[Pleakley] l just wanted to make up.
471
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,800
Next time send flowers.
472
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,120
Now that l have proven Leroy
to be an invincible fighting machine...
473
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,640
Leroy? [laughs]
474
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:29,720
...l shall proceed with the next phase
of my oh-so-clever plan,
475
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,480
creating an army of Leroy clones!
476
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,680
[machine hums]
477
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,600
[cackles]
478
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,240
[bell counter ticking]
479
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:02,160
And now, to dispose of you
three meddling meddlers.
480
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,080
[grunting]
481
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,560
l have cleverly
programmed this vehicle
482
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:11,440
with destination
coordinates 1 2-21 -9-7-9.
483
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,360
The black hole!
484
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,160
We can't fly into a black hole!
485
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,680
l've gotta have the van
back to the college by 6:00.
486
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,760
Well, you're going to be late
by about...
487
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,160
...forever! [echoes]
488
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,960
[dinging]
489
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,320
- Captain on this... floor.
- [growls]
490
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,360
[snarls]
491
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,440
[speaks gibberish]
492
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,400
Captain setting destination coordinates.
493
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,320
Zero parsec?
494
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:49,000
Captain Stitch, our orders are
to return the prisoner to Asteroid K-37.
495
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,920
Why are we setting a course for Turo?
496
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,400
[snarls, speaks gibberish]
497
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,320
[gasps] You're not the captain!
498
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,800
He is now! [cackles]
499
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,280
[snarls]
500
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,640
[line ringing]
501
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,480
[man] Hello, this is Cobra Bubbles.
502
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,480
Cobra, l want to call Stitch.
503
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,440
I'm unable to come
to the phone right now.
504
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,320
My current location: classified.
505
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,200
Estimated return time: classified.
506
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,640
Have a nice day.
507
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,600
[sighs]
508
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,680
[Nani] Does Scrump want some breakfast?
509
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,760
lt's her favorite, cold pizza.
510
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,200
She's not hungry.
511
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,440
She's worried about Stitch.
512
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,160
Aww, Stitch can take care of himself.
513
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,080
He's indestructible, remember?
514
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:52,960
l told Scrump that,
but she gets feelings sometimes.
515
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,960
She thinks something's wrong.
516
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,840
so l've been trying to
get in touch with Stitch.
517
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,800
Oh, 'cause you're gonna need
518
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,640
one of those intergalactic communicator
thingies if you want to contact him.
519
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:06,280
l know!
But Jumba and Pleakley's ship is gone,
520
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,600
and Pleakley took his space cell phone.
521
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,440
Who else? Out of my way!
522
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,040
- l need peanut butter!
- For breakfast?
523
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,920
Hello?
524
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,880
Hmmph, Gantu schmantu.
Who needs him?
525
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,840
Nothing but a pain
in the patookie anyhow.
526
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,840
Didn't even like my egg salad.
527
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,120
''More mayonnaise, less dill weed.''
528
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,600
- Uh, hello?
- Sorry, we're not open.
529
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,800
- Open?
- l'm turning this dump
530
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,960
into the best spaceship-shaped
sandwich shop on the island.
531
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,320
- Where's Gantu?
- He left.
532
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,360
But l'm naming
a sandwich after him,
533
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,000
the open-faced
double decker blubber butt.
534
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,120
l won't ask what's in it.
535
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,360
l brought you something.
536
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,000
Peanut butter and jelly? [sniffs]
537
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,960
Gee, nobody's ever made me a sandwich.
Heh-heh.
538
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,920
Hey, what do you want?
539
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,880
l need to call Stitch.
540
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,160
Sorry. Videophone's busted,
like everything else in this dump.
541
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,800
- Can you fix it?
- Why should l?
542
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,320
Gantu's the only one who'd call,
and l ain't answerin'.
543
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,360
From now on, l'm lookin' out
for old number 625.
544
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,880
625. l never gave you a name, did l?
545
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,400
A name? For me?
546
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,240
Let's see. How about Patty?
547
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,840
Short for patty melt.
548
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:39,080
Or... Monte? Like a Monte Cristo?
549
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,080
Or Pita Pita Sandwich Eata. [chuckles]
550
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,960
[sarcastic chuckle] l don't think so.
551
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,160
l know! Reuben.
552
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:51,160
Huh. The classic corned beef
and sauerkraut on rye.
553
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,560
Reuben. Ooh, l like that.
554
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,760
So, uh, does this give me
official ''cousin'' status?
555
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,120
You know, full ohana rights?
All that aloha stuff?
556
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,440
Depends. You have to give aloha
to get some back.
557
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,440
So, you're gonna help me
fix the videophone?
558
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,400
Sure. Why not?
559
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,680
lt's Lilo, right?
560
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,240
[banging on metal]
561
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,160
- [clattering]
- [saw buzzing]
562
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,160
[air wrench whirring]
563
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,320
Uh, you sure
that's gonna work?
564
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,080
You'd be amazed.
Pickle juice is a great conductor.
565
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,880
[humming]
566
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,720
- You may thank me later.
- l'll thank you now.
567
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,720
Mahalo, Reuben.
568
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,480
Heh. No problem, Lilo.
569
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,600
[snarls]
570
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,560
- [Leroy laughs]
- [beeping]
571
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,760
lncoming call from... E-arth, sir.
572
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,680
[growls, speaks gibberish]
573
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,840
lt must be the little Earth girl.
574
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,240
Ha-ha! My Leroy will easily
dupe her tiny little brain.
575
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,240
Hide!
576
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,960
Oooh!
577
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,120
Aloha, Stitch.
578
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,040
- Stitch?
- Uh...
579
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,880
- Say ''eeh.''
- Eeh.
580
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,720
- Are you OK?
- No, cuter. Think ''plush toy''!
581
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,400
Oh, yeah, it's me. I'm Fluffy.
582
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,400
That's him, all right.
583
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,920
Wait a minute. My tiki necklace.
584
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,640
He's not wearing it. That's not Stitch!
585
00:38:56,720 --> 00:39:00,800
- Hang up. Hang up!
- OK! Bye-bye!
586
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,120
- Wait!
- [explosion]
587
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,800
Ah. l think that went very well,
don't you?
588
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,280
- Actually, l think...
- l didn't ask what you think!
589
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,480
- Actually, you did. l...
- lt was a rhetorical question!
590
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,800
Don't you know what
a rhetorical question is?
591
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,680
- Yes, sir! l believe it's...
- That was rhetorical too!
592
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,120
[groans] Aah! [sighs]
593
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,880
My genius plan is unfolding perfectly.
594
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,640
Prepare for hyperspace to planet Turo,
595
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,840
where l and my army of Leroys...
596
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,760
- [slurping]
- Quit picking your nose.
597
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,400
...shall take over
the stinky Galactic Alliance!
598
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,280
Sir, l must point out
a weak spot in your plan.
599
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,400
The little Earth girl
has a special talent
600
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,320
for turning evil experiments
from bad to good.
601
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,200
And she controls a force of over 600
of Jumba's genetic creations.
602
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,240
This makes her a credible threat
to your Leroy army.
603
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,280
Very well.
Then the little girl's experiments
604
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,960
must be captured
and taken to a large public arena,
605
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,120
where l shall destroy them all!
606
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,560
[cackling]
607
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,120
This is clearly a job
for my most trusted henchman.
608
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,800
Thank you, sir.
l won't fail you this time.
609
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,440
You have already failed me 625 times.
610
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,880
No, this time l will send
my new trusted henchman,
611
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,520
- Leroy!
- [growls]
612
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,440
[static]
613
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,960
Reuben, there's a fake Stitch
driving the Big Red Battleship.
614
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,080
Do you know what that means?
615
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,880
l don't know. lt's lunchtime?
616
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:43,960
No. Stitch is in trouble, and so is
the Galactic Armada and planet Turo
617
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,560
and maybe the whole galaxy!
618
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,960
lt ain't our problem.
619
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,920
Look, you're number 625.
620
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,880
The closest one to Stitch.
621
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:58,000
lf you wanted to,
you could have all of his powers.
622
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:03,080
You just have to stop making sandwiches
and start making something of yourself.
623
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,400
- [sighs]
- l'm gonna fix this ship,
624
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,840
fly to planet Turo
and warn the Grand Councilwoman.
625
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,520
Are you with me?
626
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,400
l said, are you with me?
627
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,560
l'm with you, sister,
but first we gotta put this servo unit
628
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,480
back in the main drive shaft.
629
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,520
You are as strong as Stitch.
630
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,680
Now, we reroute
the ignition conduit...
631
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,520
And you can walk on the ceiling.
632
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,760
[Reuben] Whoa-ohh!
633
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,040
l'm a little out of practice.
634
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,120
Flazookian cartridge clamp.
635
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,040
- Here?
- Smaishy scoop.
636
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,120
- ls this it?
- Pickle.
637
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,960
- lt's got a bite out of it.
- Perfect!
638
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,040
[rapid beeping]
639
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,240
[crackling]
640
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,080
[gulps]
641
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,360
- [sizzling]
- [beeping]
642
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,840
And please,
keep Weirdlo and her weirdness
643
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,800
as far away from me as possible.
644
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,760
[crackles]
645
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,240
[rumbling]
646
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,200
[cackling]
647
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,080
[screams]
648
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,080
[screams]
649
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,040
Black hole dead ahead!
650
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,440
[grunts]
651
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,840
Aah! Ha-ha! [grunts]
652
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,200
[speaks gibberish]
653
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,640
[computer]
New destination coordinates denied.
654
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,560
[growls, speaks gibberish]
655
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,480
[metal creaking]
656
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,720
Impact with black hole: one minute.
657
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,240
[Pleakley] What's gonna happen to us?
658
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,080
According to calculations, black hole
will transport us to volcano planet,
659
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,680
where we will be quickly
yet painfully vaporized!
660
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,440
- Vapor?
- Unless....
661
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,800
- ''Unless''?
- Unless we alter destination
662
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,440
by disrupting event horizon
just before entry.
663
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,520
ls requiring small projectile
664
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:34,720
approximately 3-inch diameter
weighing 1 7.2 ounces.
665
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,000
But we don't have...
Wait a minute!
666
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,120
Lilo's rock!
667
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,960
- [beep]
- Ay! ls 22.3 ounces.
668
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:45,880
Gimme.
669
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,640
Impact with black hole: 30 seconds.
670
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,520
Go, little monster! Go, go, go!
671
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,120
Save us, save us,
from the black hole!
672
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,280
Yay!
673
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,760
[all] Aaah!
674
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,320
[cackles]
675
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,200
[croaks]
676
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,280
[rapid footsteps]
677
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,040
[growls]
678
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,800
[sniffing]
679
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,960
[grunting]
680
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,720
[speaks gibberish]
681
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,640
[gasps, speaks gibberish]
682
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:13,920
- [chuckles]
- [Nani] Lilo, l'm home.
683
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,800
- [gibberish]
- You in bed already?
684
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,960
[snoring]
685
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,560
Guess that answers that.
686
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,560
[cackles]
687
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,760
[# Theme to Hawaii Five-O]
688
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,920
lt crash-landed in my backyard.
689
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,880
l bet it came to take you-know-who
back to planet Weirdlo.
690
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,360
Yeah. Lilo wasn't in class today.
691
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,560
- Maybe it ate her.
- Maybe it's gonna eat us all.
692
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,400
Well, l'm not gonna
wait around to get digested.
693
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,840
l'm telling Officer Kaihiko.
Come on, Gigi.
694
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,080
[snarls]
695
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,880
- Nice doggie.
- [barks]
696
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,800
- [screams]
- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
697
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,800
[computer]
Arrival clearance code approved.
698
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,800
They're letting us land.
699
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,720
Miss Grand Councilwoman!
700
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,640
Stitch is in trouble!
701
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,080
He's not in control of...
702
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,360
- Hello.
- Hamsterviel?
703
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,880
- ''Hamsterveal''?
- lt is pronounced Hamsterviel.
704
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,080
Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel,
705
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,400
king, top ruler of the galaxy.
706
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,360
[cackles]
707
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,360
l'd get down and gloat in your faces,
708
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,680
but l can't get out this chair. Gantu!
709
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,960
Heh-heh! Nice cape.
710
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,160
- We're too late.
- lndeed.
711
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:03,040
l have taken over the Galactic Alliance
using my army of clones named Leroy.
712
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,720
- Leroy?
- What's wrong with Leroy?
713
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,880
Nothing. l like it.
714
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,000
- See?
- [growls]
715
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,120
You can't run the galaxy.
716
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,920
That's the Grand Councilwoman's job.
717
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,680
She has been demoted.
718
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,640
- Dr. Hamsterviel's office.
- [creature jabbering]
719
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,560
l'm sorry. He's in a meeting.
720
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,120
lt'll never work. Stitch will stop you.
721
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,280
Hmm, Stitch? Sti...
722
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,920
Oh, you mean that weakling 626?
723
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,240
The one l sent tumbling
to his doom in a black hole?
724
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,000
ls that the Stitch to which
you are referring to?
725
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,400
- Black hole?
- Oh, don't worry.
726
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,320
He's got plenty of company.
727
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,800
That idiot scientist
and one-eyed noodley thing.
728
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,280
Jumba and Pleakley?
729
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,440
- What is it?
- Incoming call, sir,
730
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,920
- from a Mr. Leroy.
- Put him through!
731
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,760
What is the progress?
732
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,080
[speaks gibberish]
733
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:01,600
- Talk normal!
- All experiments captured.
734
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,840
Excellent! l'm on my way.
735
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,280
lt has taken Leroy
a paltry few hours to succeed
736
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,720
while you took three years to fail.
737
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,600
- What is wrong with you?
- Well, l have a bad knee.
738
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,280
No! That was a rhetorical question.
739
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,920
You don't answer it!
740
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,640
Now will you get me down
from this chair.
741
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,640
Uh, was that a rhetorical question?
742
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,880
No! That one was not...
Get me down! Get me down!
743
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,920
[Gantu] What should l do
with the girl and 625?
744
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,640
- Take them to the prison block.
- Yes, sir.
745
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:35,000
Then pick up your final paycheck
and return your lD.
746
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,920
- What?!
- You heard me. You are fired.
747
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,960
Now that l have Leroy,
you are no longer needed.
748
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,880
But what about my future?
749
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,280
How am l supposed to pay the bills?
750
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,160
Well, why not write your memoirs?
751
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:49,440
Diary of an Incompetent
Fish-headed Minion:
752
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,000
The Idiot Years.
753
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,640
[sighs]
754
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:59,040
To assure my galactic dominance,
l am now off to Earth
755
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,880
to eliminate those pesky experiments!
Ah!
756
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,040
My years of devotion and hard work,
and this is how l'm rewarded?
757
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,360
You are right.
758
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,120
That gerbil treats you
like a pile of blitznak.
759
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,400
See, his problem is
he's got no aloha spirit.
760
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,040
But that will come back
and bite him in the tail someday.
761
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:31,640
'Cause you know, the aloha spirit
you give always comes back to you.
762
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,440
At least that's what Lilo says.
763
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:37,040
Though it looks like
her spirit's kind of broken.
764
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,400
Nani says aloha means
''hello'' and ''goodbye,''
765
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:13,040
but for us,
it mostly seems to mean goodbye.
766
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,960
You know, turns out l'm pretty strong.
767
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,960
l could maybe open this.
768
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,640
Whoa! Ha-ha! l am strong!
769
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:29,680
You didn't open the cell. l did.
770
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,680
l'm breaking you two out of here.
771
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,840
- Aloha.
- Aloha! Whoa-ohh!
772
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,040
[speaks gibberish]
773
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,440
[speaks gibberish]
774
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,160
625, when did you learn
to climb ceilings?
775
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,320
The name is Reuben.
776
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:13,400
Once we're through this airlock,
it's clear sailing to the spaceport.
777
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,120
- [gibberish]
- Uh-oh.
778
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:29,560
Hey, this looks like Pleakley's rock,
with a bite out of it.
779
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,040
Stitch!
780
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,440
- Ah!
- How did you get here?
781
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,360
- No time explaining.
- Hurry! Get in!
782
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,200
- Whaah! Gantu?
- No time explaining.
783
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,400
We've got to get back to Earth
and save the cousins.
784
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,640
Well, how will we all fit?
785
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,440
l could ride in the backety-back.
786
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,440
[cackles]
787
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,480
l wonder what they got
in store for us.
788
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,000
l heard Hamsterviel
is taking over the galaxy
789
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,200
and he brought us
all here to get rid of us.
790
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,760
lt's OK.
We're just having a nightmare.
791
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,720
You know, l had a nightmare once.
792
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:42,960
l had to take a test on spaghetti.
l studied rigatoni.
793
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,160
l was late for class.
l was naked, fell off a cliff,
794
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,160
l tried to scream and l couldn't...
795
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,160
[speaks gibberish]
796
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,360
[growls, barks]
797
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,440
[cackling]
798
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,880
Finally! lt is an evil dream come true.
799
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,320
All you ridiculous 625...
800
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:17,120
Actually, 624,
'cause you subtract Stitch and...
801
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,320
Whatever! Lock cannon on target!
802
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,560
[machine whirrs]
803
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,720
Not happening.
Not happening.
804
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:42,960
Aloha... as in goodbye.
805
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,040
[Stitch] Cowabunga!
806
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:55,040
Aaaah!
807
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,040
[laughs]
808
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,480
Heh-heh! Who knew carpool vans
had such sophisticated weapon systems?
809
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,320
My cannon! And you!
810
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,720
How did you escape my imprisoning?
811
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,360
Gantu turned from bad to good.
812
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,840
Hey, where is Gantu?
813
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,320
Oh. Heh. He's still in backety-back.
814
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,240
[alarm chirps]
815
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,200
- Thanks.
- What?!
816
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,360
He's on the aloha team now.
817
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,200
You never did understand
the meaning of aloha, did you?
818
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,120
Well, l think it means...
819
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,320
Uh, that was a rhetorical question.
820
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,280
[groans]
821
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,120
You aren't the only one
with a team, you know.
822
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:44,480
What you forget is
that l have my own army,
823
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,360
and l have them riding
in the frontedy-front.
824
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,560
[growling]
825
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,720
This is bad.
826
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:13,160
l'm calculating our odds of victory
at, eh... zero.
827
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,520
[speaking gibberish]
828
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,720
[growling]
829
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,040
[rumbles]
830
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,320
Whoaaah!
831
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,600
[whistle blows]
832
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,880
- [screams]
- [growls]
833
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,640
- [grunts]
- [rayguns cock]
834
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,160
[gasps, speaks gibberish]
835
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,840
- [Leroys laugh]
- [grunts]
836
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,160
[gibberish]
837
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,800
- Whoa!
- [crash]
838
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,960
Yeow! [mutters]
839
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,000
[giggling]
840
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,040
[electricity crackles]
841
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:37,280
- Nice one, cousin.
- You can talk?
842
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,920
- [laughs]
- Look out!
843
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,880
- Boyd!
- There's too many of 'em!
844
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,480
[growls]
845
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,120
- [speaks gibberish]
- [speaks gibberish]
846
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,200
[growls]
847
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,480
- [laughs]
- Huh? Uh-oh.
848
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:15,320
Aah! Uhh!
849
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,520
Ow, my head.
850
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,960
Jumba, a little evil genius help here.
851
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,760
[scoffs] lf Jumba was real evil genius,
852
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:32,160
he would have programmed shutoff switch
into original Leroy.
853
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,000
Wait! Jumba is evil genius!
854
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,240
Hawaiian folksy folk music
is tied into synapse matrix.
855
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,560
lf Leroy is hearing Aloha Oe,
856
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,680
he is shutting down
like a car wash in a rainstorm.
857
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,800
- Will it shut 'em all down?
- Heh-heh. l don't know.
858
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,200
Ahh! Eeh!
859
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,320
Are you thinking what l'm thinking?
860
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,360
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
861
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,320
[humming]
862
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,360
Jumba, sound!
863
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,840
Cranking up to evil 1 1 .
864
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,600
Pleakley, lights.
865
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,520
Bright. Very bright!
866
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,600
Gantu! Uh...
867
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,680
...fireworks?
868
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,400
Gladly.
869
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,120
- [microphone feedback]
- [clears throat]
870
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,440
Aloha, cousins!
871
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:41,400
[playing rock guitar]
872
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,320
- [string snaps]
- [gibberish]
873
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,000
[# Aloha Oe]
874
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:56,160
# Aloha oe, aloha oe
875
01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:00,560
# E ke onaona
noho i ka liko
876
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:04,800
# One fond embrace,
a ho 'i a 'e au
877
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,840
# Until we meet again
[laughs]
878
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:13,280
- # Aloha oe
- # Aloha oe
879
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:17,560
[all] # E ke onaona
noho i ka lipo
880
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,920
# One fond embrace,
a ho 'i a 'e au
881
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:25,240
# Until we meet again
882
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,920
[saxophone solo]
883
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,680
lt's working! Aloha totally rocks!
884
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,600
[blubbering]
885
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,920
Not my original Leroy!
886
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,760
[growling]
887
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:00,640
[all] # Aloha oe, aloha oe
888
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:05,080
l am not beach ball light.
l am hamster light!
889
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,840
[all] # One fond embrace,
a ho 'i a 'e au
890
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,560
# Until we meet again
891
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:16,000
- [gibberish]
- # Until we meet again
892
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,360
Sing it, cousin!
893
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:22,360
# Until we meet again #
894
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,040
Aloha!
895
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,600
- [song ends]
- [cheering]
896
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:41,480
[applause]
897
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,840
lt is with great joy
that l return to the Galactic Council,
898
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:54,400
and with even greater joy that we
once again honor our greatest heroes.
899
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,000
[applause]
900
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,200
How can we ever repay you?
901
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:03,000
Especially Lilo and Captain Stitch.
902
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,320
No captain, just Stitch.
903
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:10,360
Am l to understand that you wish
to resign your commission?
904
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,480
Yes, please.
905
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:16,480
Stitch has found one place
he truly belongs.
906
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,280
On Earth, with Lilo.
907
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,440
That being the case,
908
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:29,560
Mr. Gantu, would you be interested
in resuming your position
909
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,640
as captain of the Galactic Armada?
910
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,560
Would l?! Ahem.
911
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,480
l mean, yes, Your Eminence.
912
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:38,680
- On one condition.
- Condition?
913
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,000
l'd like to request experiment 625...
914
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:45,320
ahem, l mean, Reuben,
as my galley officer.
915
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,840
No kiddin'?
916
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,800
l've grown rather fond
of your egg salad.
917
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:52,640
Granted.
And finally, Jumba and Pleakley.
918
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:56,160
Jumba would like to return
to Earth as well.
919
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:58,640
You would?
But what about your lab?
920
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,920
Jumba is finally understanding
ohana is more important.
921
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,240
Don't have to be evil genius
to see that.
922
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:11,440
Well, then, l surely don't need
a non-teaching teaching job.
923
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:15,640
- Your point being?
- Crazy head! l wanna go home!
924
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:20,280
That's all l want too.
To go home with my ohana.
925
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:23,480
- Eeh.
- [applause]
926
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:29,200
[Lilo] Bigger smile, Stitch.
927
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,120
Little closer to Nani, David.
928
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,280
- Myrtle?
- l still think you're weird.
929
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:37,680
But Gigi says she likes
being part of an ohana.
930
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,760
OK, everybody, this is it.
931
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,120
For the last picture in my book,
932
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,160
a group shot.
933
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,160
The whole ohana!
934
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:50,880
Everybody, say
935
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,480
aloha!
936
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,440
[all] Aloha!
937
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,440
# Aloha
938
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,000
# Ohana #
939
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:12,040
[# Elvis Presley: Jailhouse Rock]
940
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,840
# The warden threw a party
in the county jail
941
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:20,680
# The prison band was there
and they began to wail
942
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,520
# The band was jumping
and the joint began to swing
943
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,760
# You should've heard those
knocked-out jailbirds sing
944
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,680
# Let's rock
945
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:31,160
# Everybody, let's rock
946
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,040
# Everybody in the whole cell block
947
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:37,120
# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
948
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,920
# Spider Murphy played
the tenor saxophone
949
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,760
# Little Joe was blowin'
on the slide trombone
950
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,320
# The drummer boy from Illinois
went crash, boom, bang
951
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,760
# The whole rhythm section
was the Purple Gang
952
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,680
# Let's rock
953
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:53,240
# Everybody, let's rock
954
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:56,200
# Everybody in the whole cell block
955
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,120
# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
956
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,680
# Number forty-seven
said to number three
957
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:04,560
# You're the cutest jailbird
I ever did see
958
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,160
# I sure would be delighted
with your company
959
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,480
# Come on and do
the Jailhouse Rock with me
960
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,480
# Let's rock
961
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:14,880
# Everybody, let's rock
962
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:17,600
# Everybody in the whole cell block
963
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,840
# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
964
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,880
# Run, run, run
965
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,280
# Sad sack was sittin'
on a block of stone
966
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:37,120
# Way over in the corner
weepin' all alone
967
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,760
# The warden said Hey, buddy,
don't you be no square
968
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:42,360
# If you can't find a partner
use a wooden chair
969
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,280
# Let's rock
970
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,600
# Everybody, let's rock
971
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,480
# Everybody in the whole cell block
972
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,720
# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
973
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,240
# Shifty Henry said to Bugs
For Heaven's sake
974
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,800
# No one's lookin',
now's our chance to make a break
975
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,440
# Bugsy turned to Shifty
and he said, Nix nix
976
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,120
# I wanna stick around a while
and get my kicks
977
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,120
# Let's rock
978
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,480
# Everybody, let's rock
979
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:12,360
# Everybody in the whole cell block
980
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,280
# Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
981
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,000
# Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
982
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,680
# Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
983
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:24,000
# Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock... #
984
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,960
[# Everlife: Don't Be Cruel]
985
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:30,880
# Baby, don't be cruel
986
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,880
# You know I can be found
987
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,080
# Sitting home all alone
988
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:40,120
# If you can't come around
989
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,560
# At least please telephone
990
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:45,160
# Don't be cruel
991
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:48,360
# To a heart that's true, yea
992
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:52,200
# Yeah, baby, if I made you mad
993
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,400
# For something I might have said
994
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,560
# Please let's forget the past
995
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,000
# The future looks bright ahead
996
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:07,080
# Don't be cruel
to a heart that's true, yeah
997
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,800
# I don't want no other love
998
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:13,240
# Baby, it's only you
999
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:17,240
# I'm thinking of
1000
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,120
# No other love I'm thinking of
1001
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:23,040
# Don't stop thinking of me, no, no
1002
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:26,200
# Don't make me feel bad this way
1003
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,160
# Come on over here and love me
1004
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,640
# You know what I want you to say
1005
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:34,400
# Don't be cruel
1006
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:38,240
# To a heart that's true, yeah, yeah
1007
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:41,360
# Why should we be apart?
1008
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,040
# I really, really love you, baby
1009
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,920
# Cross my heart
1010
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:50,440
# Cross my heart, mmm
1011
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:53,640
# I really, really love you, baby
1012
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,920
- # Baby...
- # Baby
1013
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,800
# Let's walk up to the preacher
1014
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:02,880
# And let us say I do
1015
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:06,080
# Then you'll know you'll have me
1016
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,480
# And I'll know that I'll have you
1017
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,680
# Don't be cruel
1018
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:14,880
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1019
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:18,200
# Why should we be apart?
1020
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,080
# I really, really love you, baby
1021
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,480
# I don't want no other love
1022
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:27,240
# Baby, it's only you
1023
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:32,520
# I'm thinking of
1024
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:36,440
# Don't be cruel
1025
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,680
# Don't be cruel #73645
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
