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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,030 --> 00:00:02,117 Hey. 2 00:00:02,189 --> 00:00:04,398 Remember those idiots at the office-supply store? 3 00:00:04,465 --> 00:00:05,598 - No. - You don't remember? 4 00:00:05,665 --> 00:00:06,986 We just talked about it. 5 00:00:07,053 --> 00:00:08,499 We ordered a filing cabinet, 6 00:00:08,566 --> 00:00:09,894 and they sent us the wrong one? 7 00:00:09,961 --> 00:00:10,980 Nope. 8 00:00:12,393 --> 00:00:14,624 Okay, let me ask you, what happens to you 9 00:00:14,691 --> 00:00:16,831 when I talk to you? Do you just, like, shut down? 10 00:00:16,898 --> 00:00:18,694 I don't shut down, but I do glaze over. 11 00:00:18,761 --> 00:00:20,358 Like, right now? 12 00:00:20,425 --> 00:00:22,064 I'm barely hangin' on. 13 00:00:22,365 --> 00:00:24,839 The filing cabinet is in. 14 00:00:24,906 --> 00:00:26,304 The thing is, they can't deliver it, 15 00:00:26,371 --> 00:00:27,920 so we got to go pick it up in the store. 16 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:29,313 Oh, how are you gonna do that? 17 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:30,325 How am I gonna do it? 18 00:00:30,392 --> 00:00:32,262 How are we gonna do it? Let's go, big guy. 19 00:00:32,329 --> 00:00:33,545 - I can't. I got... - Why? 20 00:00:33,612 --> 00:00:34,780 Jimmy's coming over for lunch. 21 00:00:34,847 --> 00:00:35,725 He said he's got to... 22 00:00:35,792 --> 00:00:36,988 He's got to talk to me about something. 23 00:00:37,055 --> 00:00:38,694 Look, he was my partner for 10 years. 24 00:00:38,761 --> 00:00:40,480 - I can't blow the guy off. - Okay, fine. 25 00:00:40,547 --> 00:00:43,037 But if he comes around here sniffing about a job, 26 00:00:43,104 --> 00:00:44,350 the answer is no. 27 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:46,501 All right. Look, the guy was a good cop. 28 00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:48,873 - We'd be lucky to have him. - I love Jimmy, 29 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:51,174 but he is a bad influence on you. 30 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:53,518 Come on. He comes up with all those crazy ideas, 31 00:00:53,585 --> 00:00:55,025 and you just go along with them. 32 00:00:55,092 --> 00:00:57,185 You have no idea what you're talking about. 33 00:00:57,989 --> 00:01:00,309 Well, what am I supposed to do about the filing cabinet? 34 00:01:00,376 --> 00:01:01,739 Lift with your legs. 35 00:01:01,806 --> 00:01:03,575 ♪ I am not your ♪ *KEVIN CAN WAIT* Season 02 Episode 24 36 00:01:03,642 --> 00:01:06,206 ♪ ordinary guy ♪ *KEVIN CAN WAIT* Episode Title: "A Band Done" 37 00:01:07,995 --> 00:01:08,942 Hey! 38 00:01:09,010 --> 00:01:10,461 - You ate already? - I had to start. 39 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:11,555 Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, 40 00:01:11,622 --> 00:01:13,005 and I wanted to be able to focus, so... 41 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:13,943 What's goin' on? 42 00:01:14,010 --> 00:01:15,515 I got something I got to say to you. 43 00:01:15,582 --> 00:01:17,909 I've been thinking about it for a couple of weeks. 44 00:01:18,067 --> 00:01:19,246 It's a question... 45 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,755 There's no wrong answer... 46 00:01:20,822 --> 00:01:23,554 What is the thing you regret most 47 00:01:23,621 --> 00:01:25,081 not doing in your life? 48 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:26,887 I don't know. I mean... 49 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:29,017 I guess not spending enough time with my family 50 00:01:29,084 --> 00:01:30,106 when I was on the force? 51 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,377 Wrong. 52 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:35,621 Not living out our dream. 53 00:01:35,869 --> 00:01:37,287 Oh, is this about the fudge helmet thing? 54 00:01:37,354 --> 00:01:38,651 I was just talking to Vanessa about that. 55 00:01:38,718 --> 00:01:39,641 The fudge helmet was a 56 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,398 - good idea! - It was the best! 57 00:01:42,456 --> 00:01:46,952 No, I'm talking about getting the band back together. 58 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,548 "Smokefish." 59 00:01:48,964 --> 00:01:50,810 Oh, come on, that was a long time ago. 60 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,178 I spoke to our manager. 61 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,636 We have a... We have a manager? 62 00:01:53,703 --> 00:01:55,026 Not yet. 63 00:01:55,926 --> 00:01:58,332 I met a dude in the city. 64 00:01:58,409 --> 00:01:59,693 Big in the music industry. 65 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,190 I told him about our band. 66 00:02:01,257 --> 00:02:03,696 He said, and I quote, 67 00:02:03,994 --> 00:02:05,540 "Let me know... 68 00:02:05,823 --> 00:02:07,704 when you have a show." 69 00:02:11,622 --> 00:02:13,177 Ah, that sounds pretty cool. 70 00:02:13,244 --> 00:02:16,189 But, I mean, come on, aren't we a little too old? 71 00:02:16,256 --> 00:02:17,954 Is Mick Jagger too old? 72 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:19,433 Yes. 73 00:02:20,518 --> 00:02:22,677 But they're still rockin' it. 74 00:02:22,744 --> 00:02:23,897 75-years-old... 75 00:02:23,964 --> 00:02:25,722 They're still selling out stadiums. 76 00:02:25,789 --> 00:02:26,951 Man, I don't know. 77 00:02:27,018 --> 00:02:27,975 Think about it. 78 00:02:28,042 --> 00:02:29,183 We're up on stage, 79 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,092 180,000 people chanting our names. 80 00:02:32,159 --> 00:02:33,839 180,000? How big is this stadium? 81 00:02:33,906 --> 00:02:36,759 It's a big one. It's in Brazil or something. 82 00:02:36,971 --> 00:02:38,154 It would be incredible. 83 00:02:38,221 --> 00:02:39,466 It will get you out of the house. 84 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:40,855 I'm... I'm out of the house now. 85 00:02:40,922 --> 00:02:42,655 But you're doing cop work again. 86 00:02:42,722 --> 00:02:44,724 The same stuff you did for 20 years. 87 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:45,990 Just think about it. 88 00:02:46,057 --> 00:02:48,185 I mean, the other guys are in... what do you say? 89 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,235 I don't know. 90 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,276 I just... 91 00:02:50,414 --> 00:02:51,479 Hey. 92 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,122 I got the filing cabinet halfway up the stairs. 93 00:02:54,189 --> 00:02:55,775 You can get the rest, tubby. 94 00:02:57,313 --> 00:02:58,596 I'm in. 95 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,802 Look, Jimmy. Look, I said I would get us 96 00:03:02,869 --> 00:03:05,259 a place to play, I'll do it, all right? 97 00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:06,565 I got to go. They're here. 98 00:03:06,632 --> 00:03:07,630 Okay. 99 00:03:08,273 --> 00:03:09,808 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Dad. 100 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:10,983 Hey, Mr. Gable. 101 00:03:12,063 --> 00:03:14,138 Listen, um... 102 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,142 You know how you guys have been doing karaoke 103 00:03:17,209 --> 00:03:18,504 at Enzo's on Saturdays? 104 00:03:18,571 --> 00:03:19,878 Yes. It's a big success. 105 00:03:19,945 --> 00:03:21,153 It sucks. 106 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,793 No, it... it's doing amazing. 107 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:24,848 And Kyle's a great host. 108 00:03:24,915 --> 00:03:27,437 It sucks, he sucks. Gloves are off, 109 00:03:27,504 --> 00:03:29,456 - we've arrived at that place now. - What place? 110 00:03:29,523 --> 00:03:31,576 The place of Enzo's not sucking anymore. 111 00:03:31,829 --> 00:03:34,024 And you know why? 'Cause you're gonna have a live band there. 112 00:03:34,091 --> 00:03:34,961 Our band. 113 00:03:35,047 --> 00:03:36,172 You have a band? 114 00:03:36,239 --> 00:03:37,065 Yeah. 115 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,579 You know about the band. It's my dream. 116 00:03:38,646 --> 00:03:41,170 I thought your dream was to open a drive-thru restaurant 117 00:03:41,237 --> 00:03:43,679 that sells shepherd's pie in a cup. 118 00:03:46,141 --> 00:03:48,202 That was my other dream. 119 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:52,313 No. Now I'm all about the band. Smokefish. 120 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:53,437 Smoked fish? 121 00:03:53,504 --> 00:03:54,699 No, Smokefish. 122 00:03:54,766 --> 00:03:55,819 That's the name of the band. 123 00:03:55,886 --> 00:03:58,027 Sorry, are you saying smoked fish? 124 00:03:58,094 --> 00:03:59,569 - Like lox? - No. 125 00:03:59,938 --> 00:04:01,194 Smokefish. 126 00:04:01,261 --> 00:04:02,531 Smoke. Fish. 127 00:04:02,598 --> 00:04:04,277 No, you're breaking it up. It's not breaking it. 128 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,357 Don't separate it. It's Smokefish. 129 00:04:05,424 --> 00:04:06,851 It's one word. It's like a guy's last name. 130 00:04:06,918 --> 00:04:08,216 Like... Like Derek Smokefish. 131 00:04:08,283 --> 00:04:09,857 Oh, and that's someone that's in the band? 132 00:04:09,924 --> 00:04:11,091 - No. No. - Oh. 133 00:04:11,158 --> 00:04:13,336 Well, then why would you name the band Smoked Fish? 134 00:04:13,403 --> 00:04:14,743 You're throwing the "D" in! 135 00:04:14,810 --> 00:04:16,770 There's no "D" in it. Stop throwing the "D" in. 136 00:04:16,837 --> 00:04:19,022 Look, the point is, you're family, so... 137 00:04:19,089 --> 00:04:20,967 Uh, you know what it is? Smokefish will play 138 00:04:21,034 --> 00:04:22,359 Saturday night for five grand. 139 00:04:22,426 --> 00:04:23,550 That's all. 140 00:04:23,617 --> 00:04:24,875 We don't have five grand. 141 00:04:24,942 --> 00:04:25,849 Four grand is fine. 142 00:04:25,916 --> 00:04:27,205 We'll do it for four grand. 143 00:04:27,272 --> 00:04:28,440 We don't have any grands. 144 00:04:28,507 --> 00:04:30,673 All right, pay us in pizza, pizza is fine. 145 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:31,885 How many mouths are we talking? 146 00:04:31,952 --> 00:04:33,244 Mm. 147 00:04:34,505 --> 00:04:35,972 It does not matter. 148 00:04:36,039 --> 00:04:38,016 The point is, we're bringing something fresh 149 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,862 and new to your establishment. 150 00:04:39,929 --> 00:04:41,074 You're welcome. 151 00:04:41,435 --> 00:04:43,556 We respectfully decline. 152 00:04:43,623 --> 00:04:45,336 And I'm gonna respectfully remind you 153 00:04:45,403 --> 00:04:47,441 that I loaned you the 80 grand 154 00:04:47,508 --> 00:04:49,268 so you could buy the joint, okay? 155 00:04:49,335 --> 00:04:51,475 So Smokefish will be there Saturday night. 156 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,564 We good? 157 00:04:52,632 --> 00:04:54,795 - Well, no, because even if... - Smokefish! Saturday! 158 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,793 Four pizzas! 159 00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:03,368 I mean, we get one shot with this manager. 160 00:05:03,435 --> 00:05:04,547 I don't want to blow it. 161 00:05:04,614 --> 00:05:06,482 I say we open up with "Double Gator." 162 00:05:06,592 --> 00:05:08,414 Oh, that's a good call. Right, right, uh.... 163 00:05:08,481 --> 00:05:11,643 ♪ Double gator, double the fun ♪ 164 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:14,192 - ♪ We'll catch ya later ♪ - ♪ We're on the... ♪ 165 00:05:14,259 --> 00:05:15,533 ♪ Run ♪ 166 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,514 ♪ Gator walk, gator walk, gator walk, gator walk ♪ 167 00:05:17,581 --> 00:05:18,586 I like that. Yes. 168 00:05:18,653 --> 00:05:20,891 Guys, what about "Midnight Frenzy"? 169 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:21,904 Huh? 170 00:05:21,974 --> 00:05:24,620 ♪ Midnight frenzy ♪ 171 00:05:24,687 --> 00:05:28,502 ♪ Hospital straws are bendy ♪ 172 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:32,075 I don't like it. It just feels a little... 173 00:05:32,255 --> 00:05:33,866 Feels a little too "Check me out," 174 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,678 - you know, right? - Stop trying to reinvent 175 00:05:35,745 --> 00:05:37,637 - the wheel, Ronnie. - Exactly. 176 00:05:37,748 --> 00:05:39,223 We got one shot at this thing. 177 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:40,577 Let's make it a good one. 178 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:41,907 Oh, my God. Look at this. 179 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:45,053 - D-Con in the house! - D-Con in the house! 180 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,843 - Whoo! - Oh, man. 181 00:05:46,910 --> 00:05:48,223 - You look great. - It's been 25 years 182 00:05:48,290 --> 00:05:49,387 since somebody's called me that. 183 00:05:49,454 --> 00:05:50,670 Feels good, right? 184 00:05:50,825 --> 00:05:52,684 - Not really. - Okay. 185 00:05:52,824 --> 00:05:55,100 Everybody at the office calls me Dennis. 186 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:57,167 All right. Well, we'll give you a couple minutes to get set up. 187 00:05:57,234 --> 00:05:59,210 Thanks. Aaand... bam! 188 00:05:59,277 --> 00:06:00,565 Set up. 189 00:06:00,967 --> 00:06:03,317 Now, check out this new beat. 190 00:06:08,972 --> 00:06:10,922 Yeah, marinate on that. 191 00:06:13,065 --> 00:06:14,375 Get some. 192 00:06:14,443 --> 00:06:15,483 Mm-mm! 193 00:06:15,694 --> 00:06:16,822 And it don't stop. 194 00:06:16,889 --> 00:06:18,100 Right? 195 00:06:18,817 --> 00:06:20,371 Ya feel it. 196 00:06:21,851 --> 00:06:23,499 - Wow. - Mm. 197 00:06:23,566 --> 00:06:24,840 - Yeah. - Mm. 198 00:06:24,907 --> 00:06:25,909 - Go. - Mm. 199 00:06:25,976 --> 00:06:27,588 Come on. That is ridiculous! 200 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,505 How did you come up with that sick beat? 201 00:06:29,574 --> 00:06:30,935 It came with the machine. 202 00:06:31,002 --> 00:06:33,502 I just pressed "1" 203 00:06:33,795 --> 00:06:35,622 - Still, it's dope. Yeah. - It's dope. 204 00:06:35,689 --> 00:06:38,190 How'd you guys feel about maybe a little piano solo? 205 00:06:43,273 --> 00:06:45,050 Let's get back to work, guys, come on. 206 00:06:45,117 --> 00:06:47,005 Hey, guys, I hate to interrupt the magic, 207 00:06:47,072 --> 00:06:48,251 but I was gonna make some fliers. 208 00:06:48,318 --> 00:06:49,554 So what kind of music do you play? 209 00:06:49,621 --> 00:06:51,081 She's making fliers! 210 00:06:51,148 --> 00:06:52,347 'Cause it's real. 211 00:06:52,414 --> 00:06:53,626 That's why. This is real. 212 00:06:53,693 --> 00:06:54,533 It's happening. 213 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,251 Yeah, colored paper, exciting. 214 00:06:56,318 --> 00:06:57,647 So, the genre? 215 00:06:57,714 --> 00:06:59,004 Uh... Oh. Ooh. 216 00:06:59,071 --> 00:07:00,478 You know, I mean, I guess we're kind of 217 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:01,932 like a bluesy kind of... 218 00:07:01,999 --> 00:07:03,173 - Folksy... - Yeah. Yeah. 219 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,968 With a little bit of techno. 220 00:07:05,035 --> 00:07:06,781 Yes! Yes. I like that. 221 00:07:06,848 --> 00:07:08,563 You know what it is with Smokefish? 222 00:07:08,630 --> 00:07:10,935 You can't put a thumb on us. 223 00:07:11,434 --> 00:07:14,106 ♪ And that's when I knew ♪ 224 00:07:14,173 --> 00:07:17,405 ♪ Lookin' at you, it was over ♪ 225 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,734 ♪ Over ♪ 226 00:07:19,801 --> 00:07:25,586 ♪ And that's when I knew, lookin' at you, it was over ♪ 227 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:28,227 ♪ Over ♪ 228 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:30,921 I wish this show was over! 229 00:07:31,093 --> 00:07:32,531 We got to change things up, boys. 230 00:07:32,598 --> 00:07:34,192 This ain't workin'. It's not workin'! 231 00:07:34,259 --> 00:07:35,834 Come on, guys, get it together! 232 00:07:35,901 --> 00:07:38,415 ♪ When I kissed you I saw you yawn ♪ 233 00:07:38,482 --> 00:07:41,250 ♪ You left tire marks on my lawn ♪ 234 00:07:41,317 --> 00:07:44,404 ♪ I knew it was over ♪ 235 00:07:44,471 --> 00:07:46,700 ♪ Back your truck up ♪ 236 00:07:47,651 --> 00:07:50,536 ♪ When I kissed you I saw you yawn ♪ 237 00:07:50,683 --> 00:07:53,712 ♪ You left tire marks on my lawn ♪ 238 00:07:53,779 --> 00:07:56,877 ♪ I knew it was over ♪ 239 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:59,102 ♪ Back your truck up, girl ♪ 240 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:01,587 ♪ Yeah, it's over ♪ 241 00:08:03,374 --> 00:08:05,067 ♪ I know it's over ♪ 242 00:08:05,134 --> 00:08:06,442 ♪ Over ♪ 243 00:08:06,509 --> 00:08:10,677 ♪ But your heart still rains upon my face ♪ 244 00:08:10,744 --> 00:08:12,531 ♪ I know it's over ♪ 245 00:08:12,598 --> 00:08:13,780 ♪ Over ♪ 246 00:08:13,847 --> 00:08:18,541 ♪ But your heart still rains upon my faaace ♪ 247 00:08:18,608 --> 00:08:20,123 ♪ It's over ♪ 248 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:21,256 ♪ Over ♪ 249 00:08:21,323 --> 00:08:25,648 ♪ But your heart still rains upon my face ♪ 250 00:08:28,321 --> 00:08:29,880 Yeah. 251 00:08:31,809 --> 00:08:34,286 ♪ It was over, girl ♪ 252 00:08:34,353 --> 00:08:36,584 ♪ It was over, girl ♪ 253 00:08:36,651 --> 00:08:40,378 ♪ You picked me like a four-leaf clover ♪ 254 00:08:40,575 --> 00:08:42,487 ♪ It was over ♪ 255 00:08:42,554 --> 00:08:43,751 Chicka-chicka-chicka! 256 00:08:43,818 --> 00:08:46,623 ♪ My name is Kevin Gable, ping-pong table ♪ 257 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:49,534 ♪ I don't need HBO, but I do have cable ♪ 258 00:08:49,601 --> 00:08:52,746 O-to-the-V-to-the-E-to-the-R, it was ♪ 259 00:08:52,813 --> 00:08:54,219 Chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka! 260 00:08:54,286 --> 00:08:55,493 ♪ Over ♪ 261 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,882 ♪ Over ♪ 262 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,440 Just put down "live music." 263 00:08:59,507 --> 00:09:00,794 - Yeah. - Okay. 264 00:09:00,861 --> 00:09:04,142 Really? You were supposed to be at work a half-hour ago. 265 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,351 I'm doing band stuff. 266 00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:07,327 Can you get over here, please? 267 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,270 You have a job, and I need you there. 268 00:09:11,337 --> 00:09:13,489 Look, I'm having fun for one second, all right? 269 00:09:13,556 --> 00:09:15,310 Look, we got a real manager coming to check us out, 270 00:09:15,377 --> 00:09:16,885 all right? Can you please not ruin this? 271 00:09:16,952 --> 00:09:18,380 You ruin everything. 272 00:09:19,262 --> 00:09:21,638 Okay. This is really important to you, huh? 273 00:09:21,705 --> 00:09:23,814 - Yeah. - All right, fine. 274 00:09:23,881 --> 00:09:25,192 Just don't be late to work again, 275 00:09:25,259 --> 00:09:26,284 - okay? - I won't. 276 00:09:26,351 --> 00:09:27,507 Okay. All right, go. 277 00:09:27,574 --> 00:09:29,581 It's all good. It's good, it's good, it's good. 278 00:09:29,648 --> 00:09:30,670 Yeah. 279 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,586 You're really letting them play here, huh? 280 00:09:32,653 --> 00:09:33,927 Here's something I learned 281 00:09:33,994 --> 00:09:35,105 - the hard way... - Mm. 282 00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:37,608 There's no reasoning with Smokefish. 283 00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:39,118 Smokefish? 284 00:09:39,283 --> 00:09:41,983 That's... That's the name of the band? 285 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:44,720 You don't think there are two of them, do you? 286 00:09:44,787 --> 00:09:46,413 Oh, please, no. 287 00:09:46,907 --> 00:09:48,032 Why? 288 00:09:49,693 --> 00:09:51,290 All right! 289 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,448 We are Smokefish and we'll be right back 290 00:09:53,515 --> 00:09:55,621 after the short break to rock... 291 00:09:55,688 --> 00:09:56,686 Your... 292 00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:57,801 World! 293 00:09:57,868 --> 00:10:00,088 World! Yeah! 294 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:06,553 It's almost 9:00. Joey should be here any minute. 295 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:08,188 I know, I know. 296 00:10:08,255 --> 00:10:10,221 He said he had to talk to me about something. 297 00:10:10,288 --> 00:10:11,678 You know he's gonna propose. 298 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:12,836 You think so? 299 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:13,901 I hope so. 300 00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:15,455 Of course he is. 301 00:10:15,522 --> 00:10:18,003 Vanessa, he's not gonna find a girl like you. 302 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:20,162 - You're incredibly sweet... - Aww. 303 00:10:20,229 --> 00:10:22,185 Super positive... 304 00:10:22,601 --> 00:10:26,216 calm, uplifting, always smiling, 305 00:10:26,483 --> 00:10:29,611 and you never, ever say a bad word about anybody. 306 00:10:29,678 --> 00:10:31,510 Aww. 307 00:10:31,858 --> 00:10:33,538 You are so sweet. 308 00:10:33,605 --> 00:10:34,631 See? 309 00:10:35,022 --> 00:10:36,056 Let's go freshen up. 310 00:10:36,123 --> 00:10:37,770 He's gonna be here any minute, okay? 311 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,231 Let me get a brew. Let me get a brew. 312 00:10:46,644 --> 00:10:48,054 - You all right, man? - Fine. 313 00:10:48,121 --> 00:10:49,389 - Uh... heh. - Yeah. 314 00:10:49,456 --> 00:10:51,909 Getting ready to propose to my girlfriend tonight. 315 00:10:51,976 --> 00:10:53,124 I'm a little nervous. 316 00:10:53,191 --> 00:10:54,852 Oh, so how long you guys been going out? 317 00:10:54,919 --> 00:10:56,963 - Eight months. - Ohh. 318 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,516 What? You think I shouldn't? 319 00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:01,743 I don't want to tell you what to do, but no. 320 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:04,076 Really? So you're not married? 321 00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:05,135 Oh, no, I am. 322 00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:06,973 To a little lady called Rock 'n' Roll. 323 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,786 And her super hot sister named Fame. 324 00:11:10,631 --> 00:11:12,343 That's just me, you know? 325 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,046 Anyway, good luck, kid. 326 00:11:14,113 --> 00:11:16,039 But seriously, don't do it. 327 00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:19,342 Hey, Joey. 328 00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,573 Hey, I like that shirt. 329 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,950 It's good to see you. 330 00:11:22,017 --> 00:11:23,256 Yeah. 331 00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:25,248 What's the matter? 332 00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:26,760 I was just hanging out 333 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:29,405 with the lead singer of Smokefish, and, uh... 334 00:11:29,907 --> 00:11:31,693 we need to talk. 335 00:11:38,154 --> 00:11:40,226 Later on, you and me, 336 00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,724 we're gonna have a little talk. 337 00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:42,751 Heh? 338 00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:43,889 Heh. 339 00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,729 By the way, do we get paid before the gig 340 00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:47,801 or after the gig? 341 00:11:47,868 --> 00:11:49,907 Technically we're not getting paid for this gig. 342 00:11:49,974 --> 00:11:52,183 But... if the manager likes us, 343 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:53,691 and if the manager signs us, 344 00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,565 then we start getting paid big time. 345 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,998 "If"?! 346 00:11:57,743 --> 00:11:59,955 I didn't sign up for "if." Okay? 347 00:12:00,022 --> 00:12:01,743 I didn't text my boss 348 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,866 "If the band gets back together, 349 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:04,991 kiss my ass." 350 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,874 I texted my boss, "The band's back together, 351 00:12:07,941 --> 00:12:10,014 kiss my ass." 352 00:12:10,123 --> 00:12:11,874 You know what? I'm out of here. 353 00:12:11,941 --> 00:12:13,313 What? Come on, you can't do this. 354 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,400 - D-Con. - D-Con, 355 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,637 - don't do this. - Come on, D-Con. 356 00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,491 It's Dennis! 357 00:12:20,598 --> 00:12:21,753 Great. 358 00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:23,085 Come on. We'll figure this out. 359 00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:25,632 We'll figure what out? This whole thing is just messed up now. 360 00:12:25,699 --> 00:12:28,401 Oh, whoa, whoa. Don't you go quitting on me, too. 361 00:12:28,777 --> 00:12:29,931 What do you want? 362 00:12:29,998 --> 00:12:31,678 I mean, look, Vanessa's mad at me, 363 00:12:31,745 --> 00:12:33,098 I'm missing work, 364 00:12:33,165 --> 00:12:35,177 we don't even know if this manager guy's gonna show up. 365 00:12:35,244 --> 00:12:37,107 And on top of that, now we just lost our sick beat. 366 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,659 I got beats. 367 00:12:40,782 --> 00:12:43,108 It's not the same. 368 00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:50,551 - Yo. - Hey. 369 00:12:50,993 --> 00:12:53,742 I spoke to D-Con. 370 00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:55,781 He's back in. 371 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,011 All we need is you. 372 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,145 Yeah? 373 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,275 I-I don't... I don't think so, man. 374 00:13:01,342 --> 00:13:03,872 So we put all that work in, all those hours, 375 00:13:03,939 --> 00:13:05,726 and you're just gonna quit on us? 376 00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:07,757 We started back up yesterday. 377 00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:09,697 Fine. 378 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:13,929 I guess I'm just... trying to hold on to the dream. 379 00:13:13,996 --> 00:13:15,976 I think so. I mean... 380 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,520 I'm telling you, it's not your fault. 381 00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:18,882 It's just... 382 00:13:19,117 --> 00:13:21,736 some things, they're just not meant to be, you know? 383 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,270 I guess not. 384 00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,835 I better get used to retirement. 385 00:13:24,902 --> 00:13:26,133 - Yeah. - You know? 386 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,689 - It's not bad. - Fine. 387 00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:29,384 How 'bout you get us a couple of beers? 388 00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:30,580 That I will do. 389 00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:31,819 All right. 390 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,965 Oh, by the way, 391 00:13:34,032 --> 00:13:36,369 you know, if you ever want to work at Monkey Fist, 392 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,073 I could talk to Vanessa. 393 00:13:38,142 --> 00:13:40,147 You know, she says she hates you, but... 394 00:13:40,214 --> 00:13:42,258 I got to tell you, she says that about everybody, 395 00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:43,819 so I wouldn't even worry about that. 396 00:13:43,886 --> 00:13:45,623 I'll convince her. It'll be fine. 397 00:13:48,942 --> 00:13:50,587 First song we wrote together. 398 00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:51,749 Don't. 399 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,217 Your mom's garage. 1988. 400 00:13:56,284 --> 00:13:58,021 Don't you do it. 401 00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:01,119 Don't you play "First Pancake." 402 00:14:02,464 --> 00:14:05,165 ♪ Batter up, get the grill on high ♪ 403 00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:06,763 Stop it. 404 00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:10,664 ♪ The two of us givin' love a try ♪ 405 00:14:10,731 --> 00:14:12,418 Knock it off. 406 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:17,029 ♪ Flip me over, burn the other side ♪ 407 00:14:17,096 --> 00:14:20,671 Put. The guitar. Down. 408 00:14:20,738 --> 00:14:28,712 ♪ You were fluffy and puffy and golden brown ♪ 409 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,532 ♪ 'Cause I don't want a bagel, I don't want toast ♪ 410 00:14:32,599 --> 00:14:35,454 ♪ You're the breakfast item I enjoy the most ♪ 411 00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:37,901 ♪ Do me a favor, for goodness sake ♪ 412 00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:41,147 ♪ 'Cause I don't like waffles and I don't like crêpes ♪ 413 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,505 - ♪ Would you be my ♪ - ♪ My ♪ 414 00:14:42,572 --> 00:14:44,010 - ♪ My, my ♪ - ♪ My, my ♪ 415 00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:47,269 ♪ First pancake ♪ 416 00:14:50,317 --> 00:14:51,941 I'm back in. 417 00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:54,363 Yeah, you are. 418 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,031 Wow. The place is packed, huh? 419 00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:03,707 Yeah, Chale really got the word out. 420 00:15:03,774 --> 00:15:05,353 - Yeah. - The key was 421 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,726 creative marketing. 422 00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,709 You took their ages off the fliers, didn't you? 423 00:15:08,776 --> 00:15:09,813 And their photos. 424 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:10,929 - Yes. - Yeah. 425 00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:13,354 And I offered a two-for-one drink special 426 00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:15,021 - and free appetizers. - Yeah. 427 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:18,356 And all-you-can eat wings if you come back next Wednesday. 428 00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:21,196 And free parking. And, uh... 429 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,814 Prayer circle, fellas. 430 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,438 - What do you say? - Bring it in. 431 00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:25,460 Kev, why don't you 432 00:15:25,527 --> 00:15:26,532 - kick us off? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 433 00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:27,329 I'll take it from here. 434 00:15:27,396 --> 00:15:29,300 Okay, listen. I don't know what's gonna happen tonight, 435 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,633 all right? But I do know this... 436 00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:35,138 If I fall, one of my brothers is gonna pick me up. 437 00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:37,294 - Amen. - Listen. I'm talking. 438 00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:40,095 Tonight we play as a unit, all right? 439 00:15:40,162 --> 00:15:41,725 There is no star, okay? 440 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,443 I mean, I am the lead singer, and technically 441 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,989 they're mostly the stars of the thing. 442 00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:46,006 Just being honest. 443 00:15:46,073 --> 00:15:47,477 But it doesn't matter tonight, okay? 444 00:15:47,544 --> 00:15:48,898 I'm happy to be here with you guys. 445 00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:50,369 And, D-Con, I'm glad you're back. 446 00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:51,495 Me too. 447 00:15:51,563 --> 00:15:53,471 I'm unemployed now, so this better work. 448 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:54,704 Yeah. 449 00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:57,423 I'm gonna get serious on you guys. 450 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,754 Uh, and I mean this... 451 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,785 There's no place on this planet I would rather be 452 00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:05,049 than on that stage with you three guys. 453 00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:08,381 - I couldn't agree more. - I wish you would stop talking. 454 00:16:09,847 --> 00:16:11,890 So remember this, fellas... 455 00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:14,332 When there is fire, there is... 456 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,705 Smokefish! 457 00:16:15,772 --> 00:16:16,844 - All right! - Let's rock 'n' roll! 458 00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:17,706 - Whoa-ho! - All right! 459 00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:18,890 - Let's do it! - Rock 'n' roll! 460 00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:20,333 - Rock and roll! - Whoo! 461 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,952 Okay, they're starting up. 462 00:16:22,019 --> 00:16:23,441 Fill me up, please. 463 00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:26,066 Uh-oh, someone's getting an early start. 464 00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,558 Sweetheart, I started drinking 465 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,370 in the Uber on the way over here. 466 00:16:29,437 --> 00:16:31,550 Trust me, it'll all make sense 467 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:34,616 once they start playing their "music." 468 00:16:35,351 --> 00:16:37,141 Nice. Guys, don't make it obvious, 469 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,637 but the manager is sitting right over there. 470 00:16:40,753 --> 00:16:42,368 Let's give him a show. 471 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,467 All right. 472 00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:44,954 Ready to do this? 473 00:16:45,021 --> 00:16:46,991 Massapequa! 474 00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:50,586 We are Smokefish, and we are here to... 475 00:16:50,653 --> 00:16:51,463 Rock. 476 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,342 - Your. - World. 477 00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:54,715 World. 478 00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:58,145 ♪ Double gator, double the fun ♪ 479 00:16:58,212 --> 00:17:02,413 ♪ Hard pretzel, we left you out too long ♪ 480 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:08,543 ♪ You're breakin' my heart in three ♪ 481 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,413 ♪ You did it! ♪ 482 00:17:10,485 --> 00:17:12,085 ♪ You did it! ♪ 483 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,838 ♪ To me ♪ 484 00:17:15,507 --> 00:17:18,483 This is the last one. We want to thank... 485 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:24,724 ♪ You're pickin' up the pieces ♪ 486 00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:31,791 ♪ Girl ♪ 487 00:17:38,171 --> 00:17:40,357 Thank you! Good night. 488 00:17:40,991 --> 00:17:43,087 You wrecked my life! 489 00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:47,451 That was awesome. I knew it. 490 00:17:47,518 --> 00:17:49,357 Hey, guys. Lance Grafton... 491 00:17:49,424 --> 00:17:50,974 - Hey. - Amp Management. 492 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,417 I really dug your set. 493 00:17:52,484 --> 00:17:54,208 You know, a lot of people would say you guys are like 494 00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:57,497 a fading rock band with an antiquated sound. 495 00:17:57,565 --> 00:17:59,849 Thank you very much. 496 00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:03,423 Do me a favor, sing "Hard Pretzels" again. 497 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:04,656 Guys, "Hard Pretzels" from the top. 498 00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:05,911 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Actually. 499 00:18:05,978 --> 00:18:07,337 Just him, please. 500 00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:08,423 Uh, what do you... 501 00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:10,319 - what do you want me to do? - No, you're good. 502 00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:18,351 ♪ Hard Pretzels, let you out too long ♪ 503 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:25,027 ♪ If it takes forever, keep you toasty, safe, and warm ♪ 504 00:18:25,094 --> 00:18:26,648 I don't know if, uh... 505 00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,473 - Now I see the problem. - Me too. 506 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,264 He's really pushing the gas pedal on that one. 507 00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:31,276 That was... 508 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,207 You, let's talk. 509 00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:36,523 Yay. 510 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,679 Wow. That stings. 511 00:18:38,746 --> 00:18:41,285 No, no, no. Maybe he's gonna work out a deal for all of us. 512 00:18:41,352 --> 00:18:42,405 - You think so? - Yeah, that's what 513 00:18:42,472 --> 00:18:43,334 he's probably doing. 514 00:18:43,401 --> 00:18:44,952 Yeah, I should just go out to the car 515 00:18:45,019 --> 00:18:46,745 and open up my trunk and make some room 516 00:18:46,812 --> 00:18:48,918 for all that extra cash we're about to get. 517 00:18:48,985 --> 00:18:50,944 Or I could just go back to Brooklyn 518 00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:52,667 and never see you guys again. 519 00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:53,692 Come on, D-Con. 520 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,925 Man, we crushed it tonight, right? 521 00:18:55,992 --> 00:18:57,027 - D-Con. - D-Con. 522 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,085 It's Dennis! 523 00:19:04,081 --> 00:19:06,770 - Hey. - Hm. How you holding up? 524 00:19:06,837 --> 00:19:08,521 How do I look? 525 00:19:09,054 --> 00:19:10,945 Not great. Not great. 526 00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,735 Listen, I'm really... 527 00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:14,423 Really sorry about last night. 528 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,758 Oh, yeah. 529 00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:18,344 You guys were horrendous, but I've heard worse. 530 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,832 I'm not talking about the band. 531 00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:23,755 Smokefish isn't gonna be playing stadiums, but you know what? 532 00:19:23,822 --> 00:19:24,757 We're still gonna have fun on weekends. 533 00:19:24,824 --> 00:19:26,215 We're gonna do it. We're gonna have a good time. 534 00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:27,828 I'm talking about that thing Chale told me about, 535 00:19:27,895 --> 00:19:29,780 apparently back in the day I guess I messed up 536 00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:31,542 a big relationship for you. 537 00:19:31,609 --> 00:19:33,231 Oh, yeah, that. That's all right. 538 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,857 I looked him up on Facebook. 539 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,049 - Really? - Yeah. 540 00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,268 A winner, huh? 541 00:19:37,335 --> 00:19:38,355 Actually, he is. 542 00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:39,680 Yeah. Crushin' it. 543 00:19:39,747 --> 00:19:41,516 Nice family, house in Connecticut, 544 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,470 CEO of a major company. He's doing great. 545 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:45,918 Oh. 546 00:19:46,064 --> 00:19:47,926 But you know what? I am good. 547 00:19:47,993 --> 00:19:51,020 I am exactly where I'm supposed to be, right? 548 00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:53,381 We have our business together. What else could I want? 549 00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:56,316 I am gonna bloom where my roots are planted. 550 00:19:56,444 --> 00:19:59,473 Well, I got to say, that is a very healthy attitude. 551 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:01,572 Yeah. Honestly, if you think about it, 552 00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,171 I think everything does happen for a reason... 553 00:20:03,238 --> 00:20:04,546 Ohh! 554 00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,254 What the heck was that for?! 555 00:20:07,321 --> 00:20:08,797 You ruined my life! 556 00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:11,450 This guy's everything I've ever wanted. 557 00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:13,574 You should see the house. It's beautiful. 558 00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:15,424 He's rich, he drives a sports car, 559 00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:18,028 he's 50 and he has abs of steel. 560 00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:19,844 He's perfect. 561 00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:25,551 Want to grab lunch? 562 00:20:25,618 --> 00:20:27,562 - Yeah, I can eat. - All right. 38998

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