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Ice tea, Jack?
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Sure, Mrs. Miranda.
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Sure is hot,
isn't it, Jack?
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It sure is, Mrs. Miranda.
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Please, call me Jilly.
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Sure, Mrs. Miranda.
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Um, Jilly.
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I like that...
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the way my name sounds...
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coming off your lips.
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Jack and Jilly.
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Jack and Jilly
went up the hilly.
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What are you doing?
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Relax, Jack.
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Mrs. Miranda,
where is Mr. Miranda?
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Wait, Jack.
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What?
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What are you doing?
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What?!
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It was too quick.
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It was
too fucking quick.
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What are you
talking about?
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Quiver, quake,
tremble a little.
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I didn't feel
any nervousness.
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It was just like
the last time...
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and the time before.
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Just like last time
and the time before?
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Jack and Jilly?
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Jack and Jilly
went up the hilly?
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How many times
are you going to use...
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Jack and Jilly
went up the hilly?
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I like Jack and Jilly
went up the hilly.
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Yeah, I know you do.
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Well, listen, pal...
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this is my fucking
fantasy.
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When you get
your own pool...
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you can orchestrate
your own fantasies.
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Fine.
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Two words for you,
little man.
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Jackie Fucking Collins.
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Bone up.
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Jack and Jilly
went up the hilly...
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to get a pail of water.
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Give it to me!
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What in fuck's sake
is going on here?
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Burt!
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I can explain.
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You see what
I just did there?
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I was beginning
to suspect things.
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You see, Jack?
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I see.
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He raped me, Burt.
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He raped me!
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Jilly, Jilly...
shut up!
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You want to do something
about that thing?
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Burt!
No, Burt!
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Mr. Miranda...
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The pool guy.
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The pool guy.
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You know what
upsets me most...
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hand to god...
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is that you are
a great pool guy, Jack.
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When Salvatore
was our pool guy...
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I could never open
my eyes underwater.
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There was too much chlorine,
they burned for a week.
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But with you,
my eyes are always open.
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I can play that game.
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You know, the one
where I toss a penny...
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in the deep end...
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and then go hunt for it.
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With Salvatore...
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I could never
play that game.
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You weren't--
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No, Burt!
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This smells like shit.
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It's because they're
grown in shit.
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You look at them?
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They're blue,
means they're good.
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Pilot!
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What's it going to be?
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I only have
30 bucks.
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Pilot!
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Look, just forget it,
all right?
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Go read a book.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Jack Hayes...
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the God of Fuck.
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Bro, you're never going to
believe this shit!
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I am so fucking fucked.
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I just had a--
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I already heard, dude.
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You heard?
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Yeah, Dylan
and Wheezer were by.
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Yo, what did they say?
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Whatever, dude,
they're voids.
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The point is, Jack,
can you find someone...
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a little more
dangerous to fuck?
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No.
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But I tried, bro,
I really fucking did.
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How was it?
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Oh, man, it was sick.
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Give it to me.
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Give it to me.
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He shoves a .45
straight up my fucking nose.
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Grabbed this lamp--
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Yeah, dude.
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Did you nut?
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Come on, Pilot.
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No, of course not.
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Because no girl
is worthy...
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of the God of Fuck.
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So what are you
going to do?
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About what?
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You've got to get
the hell out of Dodge.
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What are you
talking about, man?
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Burt Miranda.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, Burt Miranda!
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Yeah, I know Burt Miranda,
I was just in his bed.
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You've got to bolt, Jack!
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What do you mean,
I've got to bolt?
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Do you know how much
he paid for those tits?
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No, how much did
he pay for those titties?
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No sympathy, man.
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I got no sympathy for you!
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Come on.
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I've been telling
you for months--
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Jilly Miranda
is black death.
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You don't listen.
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You don't listen.
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Yeah, sweet Connie.
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Y'all remember sweet Connie?
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Single, no kids...
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full-blown football
scholarship to State.
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It all changed
when that...
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00:10:06,451 --> 00:10:09,318
Delilah-eyed
sweet, sweet Connie...
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moved to town.
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Jerry, Rodney, Shaker,
Dale, Big Bill, Clark.
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Dad, the name's Dad.
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Little Bootie.
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Nice work with Jilly.
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What?
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I said,
nice work with Jilly.
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00:10:33,778 --> 00:10:34,938
You heard, too?
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00:10:35,113 --> 00:10:36,740
Look, the thing
about owning a pecker...
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is you've got to be
responsible with it.
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Check it out, Bootie...
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Clark's doling out
some fatherly advice.
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He's drunk.
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I'm not drunk.
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Just a little happy.
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Yo, Bootie.
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I got to take off.
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I know.
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For a while.
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00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,302
Maybe a long while.
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Yeah.
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Late.
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Late.
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You know,
the inside of her thigh...
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Texture like
I never came across again.
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00:11:31,369 --> 00:11:32,859
Hey, Mrs. Kelson.
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00:11:34,672 --> 00:11:36,936
Pilot ain't in.
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He's at school.
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He graduated two years ago,
Mrs. Kelson.
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Whatever.
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00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:06,200
Where's your boy, Hayes?
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00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:09,636
Which boy
would that be?
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Jack.
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Everybody know
these fellas?
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Work for Burt Miranda.
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Used to call you
''Miranda's Pandas.''
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What are we going to do?
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00:13:05,196 --> 00:13:06,288
Well, we're not
going to play...
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00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:08,989
the ''is it me?'' game
again, all right?
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Not again.
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OK.
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All right.
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But is it me?
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No.
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What is it?
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A war wound.
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Really?
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Maybe.
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But you do think I'm hot.
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Pilot!
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Oh, sorry, Pi.
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Pilot, I got
to talk to you.
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Bye, Lucy.
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Bye.
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Pandas came
by Propane Lane.
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Oh, let the games begin.
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Look, he won't kill you,
all right?
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That's for sure.
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00:14:01,519 --> 00:14:02,349
I mean, he's too rich...
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he's paved
half the valley...
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he's got major juice.
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00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,055
Every wiseguy
and high roller...
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00:14:06,224 --> 00:14:08,089
comes through Vegas knows
Burt Miranda.
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00:14:10,128 --> 00:14:12,062
So if he won't kill me,
what does he want?
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00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,288
You know, every hoodlum
has his thing.
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00:14:13,464 --> 00:14:15,022
Burt Miranda's is,
he has the Pandas...
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break the feet
of his enemy.
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Break my feet?
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Break my feet?!
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He ain't
breakin' my feet.
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Broken feet are the worst,
like black death.
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Totally gothic.
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I mean, like,
you can't use crutches,
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you can't sit
in a wheelchair...
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because the weight
distribution...
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making all the blood
flow to your ankles...
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and making it worse.
You can't do shit.
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I mean, you hobble.
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00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:40,086
No, no, you stumble.
You stumble about.
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It's completely gothic.
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He ain't
breakin' my feet.
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He is if he bags you.
218
00:14:45,463 --> 00:14:46,725
Well, he ain't
baggin' me.
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Because
we're out of here.
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''We?''
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Yeah, we.
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00:14:52,336 --> 00:14:54,736
Oh, man,
I told you, Jack!
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00:14:54,906 --> 00:14:56,771
I've got a lot of things
going on here!
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00:14:56,941 --> 00:14:58,841
Pilot,
you're a lifeguard...
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in a therapy pool,
for Christ's sake.
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00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:02,508
Look, I got to go
to Scawldy's and cash out...
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00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,204
I got to take Lucy
back to work...
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00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:05,508
I got to rent videos...
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00:15:05,683 --> 00:15:07,014
I got to pick up some
TV dinners for my mom--
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00:15:07,185 --> 00:15:08,015
You've been talking...
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about leaving
the Veg for--for--
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since you were two!
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This is enough. No!
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Come on!
I'm out of here!
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Bro--
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00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:15,120
No! !
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00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:17,352
Bro, it'll be like...
238
00:15:17,528 --> 00:15:20,554
Luke Duke,
and the other guy.
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00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:21,720
Really?
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00:15:21,899 --> 00:15:22,831
Yeah.
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00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,695
No!
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00:15:24,869 --> 00:15:25,836
God!
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00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:27,868
What am I
supposed to do?
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You should
go to Seattle.
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00:15:29,474 --> 00:15:31,101
Seattle?
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00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,869
Definitely Seattle.
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00:15:34,045 --> 00:15:36,172
Why Seattle?
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00:15:36,347 --> 00:15:37,837
Does the phrase,
''What the fuck...
249
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''difference does it
make to your ass, Jack...
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you ain't got no place else to
go,''
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00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:42,453
mean anything to you
right now?
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All right, all right!
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God, just tell me why.
254
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:49,156
Pop quiz.
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00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:50,157
Go.
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00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:51,852
Number of furious
kill boys...
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that want to make
wine out of your feet?
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Three.
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00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:56,996
Number of options
you've got?
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Well, you know...
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Number of options
you've got, Jack?
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00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:00,730
I've got an aunt
in South Dakota.
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-Jack.
-What?
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00:16:01,839 --> 00:16:04,535
Number of options
you've got?
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00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:05,971
Few.
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00:16:06,143 --> 00:16:08,407
Destination?
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00:16:08,579 --> 00:16:09,876
Seattle?
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Perfect score.
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00:16:14,252 --> 00:16:16,117
Gold star, Jacky.
270
00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:19,588
Higher,
bring it higher.
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00:16:19,757 --> 00:16:20,985
Get it all.
No fucking around.
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00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:24,316
Come on, bro.
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00:16:24,495 --> 00:16:27,020
Keep it steady,
hold it steady.
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00:16:27,198 --> 00:16:28,324
What's up, ladies?
275
00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:33,734
Boys! What up!
What's up, Jack?
276
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,601
Jack!
The God of Fuck, bro!
277
00:16:36,774 --> 00:16:41,677
Bro, Jilly Miranda.
Oh, no. Hello?
278
00:16:41,846 --> 00:16:44,406
Hello? Bad dick!
Very bad dick!
279
00:16:44,582 --> 00:16:45,412
Bad dick!
280
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:46,413
Well,
since I'm down here,
281
00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:47,846
I might as well
just for a little bit--
282
00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:50,544
How does everybody
on Planet Fricking Earth...
283
00:16:50,721 --> 00:16:51,551
know this shit already?
284
00:16:51,722 --> 00:16:53,121
You guys
never know anything.
285
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:54,121
You don't even know...
286
00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:55,350
that Kennedy
was assassinated.
287
00:16:55,526 --> 00:16:57,687
Wait, George Kennedy
was assassinated?
288
00:16:57,862 --> 00:17:00,831
Bro, Jilly Miranda
is a deviant, OK?
289
00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:01,862
She's a major deve.
290
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:05,025
She gets off on
causing trouble, OK?
291
00:17:05,202 --> 00:17:06,032
But did she at least...
292
00:17:06,203 --> 00:17:07,227
make you bust
a little coo-coo?
293
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,305
Did you? 1 1 years...
294
00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:10,838
he hasn't busted
a nut, right?
295
00:17:11,008 --> 00:17:12,703
Hey, five.
296
00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:13,935
Taking it off
over here, boss.
297
00:17:14,111 --> 00:17:16,170
Hey, Pilot, you little fuck,
did you sell that boom?
298
00:17:16,347 --> 00:17:17,336
Yeah.
299
00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:20,506
Hey, shut up.
300
00:17:21,686 --> 00:17:24,553
Mayhem, shut the fuck up!
301
00:17:24,722 --> 00:17:26,713
All right.
302
00:17:26,891 --> 00:17:28,518
The hound has some
major trust issues...
303
00:17:28,693 --> 00:17:30,160
with our boy
Pilot here.
304
00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:31,260
Yo, wiping it off
over here, boss.
305
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:32,259
Listen, I tell you,
306
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:33,863
putting you down
at that water park...
307
00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:35,794
was an entrepreneurial
milestone.
308
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:36,797
Speaking of which...
309
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,333
there's a rave
over by Whiskey Pete's.
310
00:17:38,502 --> 00:17:40,163
Yo, sip of water
over here, boss.
311
00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:43,933
Will you shut the fuck up
for a blink of an eye!
312
00:17:44,108 --> 00:17:45,040
I want you over there...
313
00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:46,767
with some GHB and some
window pane, all right?
314
00:17:46,944 --> 00:17:48,309
Yo, I can't.
315
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,710
What?
316
00:17:50,881 --> 00:17:52,280
I can't, man.
317
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:55,351
I'm going with Jack.
318
00:17:57,955 --> 00:17:58,785
Going with Jack where?
319
00:17:58,956 --> 00:17:59,786
Scawldy!
320
00:17:59,957 --> 00:18:01,254
Scawldy!
321
00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:03,017
I've got to bail.
322
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:07,028
Of course, right.
323
00:18:07,198 --> 00:18:08,961
Burt Miranda.
324
00:18:12,203 --> 00:18:13,033
Of course,
of course.
325
00:18:13,204 --> 00:18:14,034
All right, man,
that's cool.
326
00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:15,570
Where you guys headed?
327
00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:19,470
We're thinking
Seattle, you know?
328
00:18:19,644 --> 00:18:21,202
Jilly Miranda, man...
329
00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:23,244
I'd like to take
a ride on her.
330
00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:24,711
Little sweet ass pooper,
you know what I mean?
331
00:18:24,882 --> 00:18:27,316
Wahoo! Let's go.
332
00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:28,782
No, Scawldy, look...
333
00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:30,011
I've got to get
out of here, all right?
334
00:18:30,187 --> 00:18:31,313
What is your rush, boys?
335
00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:32,319
Come on,
you've got the world...
336
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,957
by a fucking string
right here.
337
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,093
Scawldy!
I've got to go.
338
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,228
Yo, man,
can I have my cut?
339
00:18:38,396 --> 00:18:39,988
They're after
my fucking toes, man.
340
00:18:40,164 --> 00:18:41,597
Fuck! !
341
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:44,935
Well, otay.
342
00:18:45,102 --> 00:18:47,400
Where you guys going?
Detroit?
343
00:18:47,571 --> 00:18:48,538
Dee-troit?
344
00:18:48,706 --> 00:18:51,937
Yeah, Detroit.
Detroit's cool.
345
00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:53,371
Right on. Detroit's got
that old school shit...
346
00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:54,511
you know what I'm saying?
347
00:18:54,679 --> 00:18:58,171
Like Motor City Madman,
Ted Fucking Nugent, man.
348
00:18:58,349 --> 00:19:00,283
I got you
in a stranglehold, baby
349
00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:02,419
You know, Scawld...
350
00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:04,679
we're thinking about getting a
stake.
351
00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:08,347
Sell as we go,
finance the trip.
352
00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:10,289
The Detroit trip.
353
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:11,291
What are you boys
thinking about?
354
00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:12,292
What do you need?
355
00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:14,192
Well, what do you got?
356
00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:17,960
What have I got?
Dude, what have I got?
357
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:19,500
I got it all, man!
358
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,331
I got--
I'm the fucking--
359
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:22,631
Dude, I'm the fucking thing...
360
00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:23,865
what is that thing
at Thanksgiving...
361
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:25,804
the horn thing,
the fucking horn thing...
362
00:19:25,976 --> 00:19:26,806
overflowing with goodies?
363
00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:29,445
The fucking
horn thing...
364
00:19:29,613 --> 00:19:30,443
with all the fucking
goodies coming out.
365
00:19:30,614 --> 00:19:31,706
Nice working with you,
fuckface.
366
00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:32,712
What do you call
that thing?
367
00:19:32,883 --> 00:19:33,815
A cornucopia.
368
00:19:33,984 --> 00:19:34,814
Aha, there you go.
369
00:19:34,985 --> 00:19:36,543
Pilot, my man,
knows everything.
370
00:19:36,721 --> 00:19:38,712
He's a regular goddamn
Pat Sajak!
371
00:19:38,889 --> 00:19:39,787
I got it all.
372
00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:42,687
I got the kind,
daffy fucking bud, man...
373
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,088
the hydro nuggety-nugs...
374
00:19:44,261 --> 00:19:46,855
red fiber...
375
00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:49,898
herbal medications
sweep upon the nation.
376
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:52,535
The red, red, red, red fiber,
you know what I'm saying?
377
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,368
I've got an amino acid
concoction...
378
00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:57,530
marinating in the back
right now, man.
379
00:19:57,708 --> 00:20:00,506
It creates a totally
profound excursion.
380
00:20:00,678 --> 00:20:02,168
It opens up all your fucking
pleasure glands...
381
00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:04,246
you know what I'm saying?
382
00:20:04,415 --> 00:20:05,712
You're like
in a field of snow...
383
00:20:05,883 --> 00:20:06,747
but you're really in sand...
384
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,714
and you're making
a goddamn little angel.
385
00:20:08,886 --> 00:20:11,013
Good God almighty,
you're creating symphonies,
386
00:20:11,188 --> 00:20:12,382
you had no idea!
387
00:20:12,556 --> 00:20:14,353
You'll be a genius,
my friend.
388
00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:17,255
I got rock soaked
in the wine cooler.
389
00:20:17,428 --> 00:20:23,424
I've got wine cooler
that's been soaked in rock!
390
00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:25,592
I got these new 'ludes
in powdered form.
391
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:27,965
You snort it up!
392
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:30,232
Your head flies open!
393
00:20:30,407 --> 00:20:33,069
The bats fly in,
they shoot out!
394
00:20:34,044 --> 00:20:35,011
I fucking
snapped out of it...
395
00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:36,908
I chomped about
four of them, right?
396
00:20:37,081 --> 00:20:38,173
And I was fucking
the Coke machine...
397
00:20:38,349 --> 00:20:39,179
in the Motel 6.
398
00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:41,284
She was coming Fresca, man,
like crazy.
399
00:20:41,452 --> 00:20:44,080
I got some mushroom tea.
I got some ecstasy.
400
00:20:44,255 --> 00:20:45,415
I got some opium.
401
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,860
And I think I hear
the police coming after me.
402
00:20:52,029 --> 00:20:54,190
I hear the police coming,
I hear the police coming,
403
00:20:54,365 --> 00:20:56,424
I hear the police
coming after me.
404
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,195
What's it going
to be, boys?
405
00:21:00,371 --> 00:21:01,804
How about you give us
two Z's of endo,
406
00:21:01,972 --> 00:21:04,304
100 hits of E,
and a page of blotter?
407
00:21:04,475 --> 00:21:06,204
That's my man,
pots and pans.
408
00:21:06,377 --> 00:21:07,207
I have it ready.
409
00:21:07,378 --> 00:21:08,538
I'll fill your order.
410
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:11,377
I can't believe
that you told him...
411
00:21:11,549 --> 00:21:12,914
''We're thinking Seattle.''
412
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,347
What kind of total void
are you, Jack?
413
00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:17,544
Pilot, relax, man.
414
00:21:17,721 --> 00:21:19,154
He thinks we're
going to Detroit.
415
00:21:19,323 --> 00:21:21,120
Yeah? Man,
tomorrow morning...
416
00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:22,224
that freak wakes up...
417
00:21:22,393 --> 00:21:24,088
his nipple ring's
been torn off...
418
00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:26,627
he's got a brand-new
monkey in his closet...
419
00:21:26,797 --> 00:21:28,059
and a 14-year-old
Asian boy...
420
00:21:28,232 --> 00:21:29,893
lying next to him
is in a diabetic coma...
421
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:32,467
he won't remember a fucking
thing about last night...
422
00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:36,732
except that we're taking
our trick asses to Seattle!
423
00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:38,238
Give me the keys.
424
00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:44,741
So we don't go
to Seattle.
425
00:21:44,915 --> 00:21:46,473
We'll just go
someplace else.
426
00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:47,844
Someplace else?
427
00:21:48,018 --> 00:21:49,246
Yeah, like I said...
428
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,581
I've got an aunt
in South Dakota.
429
00:21:51,755 --> 00:21:52,687
I got a cousin...
430
00:21:52,857 --> 00:21:56,122
in Albuquerque,
Tempe, Valencia.
431
00:21:56,293 --> 00:21:58,090
Oh, bro!
432
00:21:58,262 --> 00:22:00,196
There's a black belt
convention in Reno!
433
00:22:00,364 --> 00:22:01,126
Come on!
434
00:22:01,298 --> 00:22:02,230
No.
435
00:22:02,399 --> 00:22:04,026
It's cool.
You're right.
436
00:22:04,201 --> 00:22:08,297
I mean, Scawldy thinks
we're going to Detroit...
437
00:22:08,472 --> 00:22:11,100
let's go to Seattle.
438
00:22:44,975 --> 00:22:47,034
Hi, you've reached the Carnes's.
439
00:22:47,211 --> 00:22:49,406
Billy's in Boston,
Amy's in Seattle...
440
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:52,572
but we're still here,
so leave a message.
441
00:22:58,088 --> 00:23:00,454
That Lucy?
442
00:23:00,624 --> 00:23:01,682
Uh, yeah.
443
00:23:01,859 --> 00:23:04,692
How did she take it?
444
00:23:04,862 --> 00:23:06,796
She took it fine,
you know, I mean...
445
00:23:06,964 --> 00:23:08,761
shit, all she's going to be
without...
446
00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:11,265
are my clever
observations.
447
00:23:11,435 --> 00:23:13,062
You bang her yet?
448
00:23:13,237 --> 00:23:15,137
Not even close, man.
If ''bang her''...
449
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:16,796
is an island
off the Caribbean...
450
00:23:16,974 --> 00:23:19,238
me and Lucy are stuck
in traffic in Jersey.
451
00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:21,878
Whatever. The point is...
452
00:23:22,046 --> 00:23:23,604
you haven't been
to the Dan D. Fine.
453
00:23:23,781 --> 00:23:25,976
Of course not,
have you?
454
00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:28,311
Clark brought me
there when I was 12.
455
00:23:28,485 --> 00:23:29,543
Good old Clark!
456
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,280
Who needs Disneyland?
457
00:23:32,456 --> 00:23:35,084
It's on the way,
maybe we could stop by.
458
00:23:35,259 --> 00:23:37,318
What for?
459
00:23:37,494 --> 00:23:38,620
If there's something
wrong with your pipe...
460
00:23:38,796 --> 00:23:41,060
the Dan D. Fine
will clean it out.
461
00:23:41,231 --> 00:23:42,892
There's nothing
wrong with me.
462
00:23:44,234 --> 00:23:49,331
Well, I mean, maybe...
463
00:23:49,506 --> 00:23:51,269
look, man, we've got
to put miles...
464
00:23:51,442 --> 00:23:53,637
between us and the Veg,
you know?
465
00:23:53,811 --> 00:23:54,641
And plus, you know,
there are bound to be...
466
00:23:54,812 --> 00:23:55,870
other places
like the Dan D. Fine...
467
00:23:56,046 --> 00:23:56,944
further along down
the road.
468
00:23:57,114 --> 00:23:59,981
What did you say?
469
00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:01,048
I mean,
I think it's better...
470
00:24:01,218 --> 00:24:04,278
if we just skip it.
471
00:24:04,455 --> 00:24:08,391
Bro, there is nothing...
472
00:24:08,559 --> 00:24:13,326
nothing like
the Dan D. Fine.
473
00:24:13,497 --> 00:24:15,658
So get in the fucking car.
Let's go, you pussy.
474
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:17,767
Make a woman
out of you yet.
475
00:24:36,053 --> 00:24:37,281
I don't know, Jack.
476
00:24:38,789 --> 00:24:39,881
Good evening, gentlemen.
477
00:24:40,057 --> 00:24:41,149
How you doing, Frood?
478
00:24:42,493 --> 00:24:44,427
How's your dad, Jack?
479
00:24:44,595 --> 00:24:46,256
He's all right.
480
00:24:46,430 --> 00:24:48,762
Have a seat.
481
00:24:48,932 --> 00:24:51,594
I didn't even take out the gock.
Leave me alone!
482
00:24:51,769 --> 00:24:53,930
Mauzner, I don't care
who your daddy is, OK?
483
00:24:54,104 --> 00:24:54,934
It don't give you
the right...
484
00:24:55,105 --> 00:24:57,073
to come in here
and act like a virus!
485
00:24:57,241 --> 00:24:58,230
Can it!
486
00:25:01,011 --> 00:25:02,410
Good evening,
gentlemen.
487
00:25:02,579 --> 00:25:05,173
Welcome
to the Dan D. Fine.
488
00:25:05,349 --> 00:25:07,817
My name is Naomi.
489
00:25:07,985 --> 00:25:10,249
Would you like
to meet the ladies?
490
00:25:11,789 --> 00:25:12,847
Sure.
491
00:25:17,861 --> 00:25:19,385
What's up, dude?
Maker's rocks.
492
00:25:19,563 --> 00:25:22,054
Sorry, Mauzner, I don't
think we should--
493
00:25:22,232 --> 00:25:23,062
Make it a double.
494
00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:25,030
Gentlemen.
495
00:25:37,781 --> 00:25:39,442
Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah.
496
00:25:39,616 --> 00:25:40,514
Come on in, babies.
497
00:25:40,684 --> 00:25:43,175
Meet your new
boyfriends.
498
00:25:43,353 --> 00:25:45,321
Aren't they sweet?
499
00:25:45,489 --> 00:25:46,888
Come on, don't be shy,
500
00:25:47,057 --> 00:25:48,854
Let's move it,
time is money.
501
00:25:49,026 --> 00:25:52,052
Come on. OK.
502
00:25:52,229 --> 00:25:53,560
Introduce yourselves,
ladies.
503
00:25:53,730 --> 00:25:54,924
Sophie.
504
00:25:55,099 --> 00:25:56,828
Lois.
505
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,262
Sally Sue.
506
00:25:58,435 --> 00:26:00,062
Alexis.
507
00:26:00,237 --> 00:26:01,101
Natalie.
508
00:26:01,271 --> 00:26:03,296
Look at those legs,
man, look at those legs.
509
00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:05,271
She used to wear these...
510
00:26:05,442 --> 00:26:08,969
patent leather go-go fuck me
boots riding up.
511
00:26:09,146 --> 00:26:10,170
One of these
bitches quit...
512
00:26:10,347 --> 00:26:12,679
and stole
all their shoes, man.
513
00:26:12,850 --> 00:26:14,977
Damn shame, too,
I was hoping...
514
00:26:15,152 --> 00:26:16,346
to get a stomping
tonight.
515
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,112
Julie.
516
00:26:18,288 --> 00:26:19,721
You ever have a chick
walk on your balls?
517
00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:20,948
Yeah.
518
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,786
Ever fuck a 14-year-old?
519
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,790
Sir?
520
00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:25,952
Dude, I--
521
00:26:28,565 --> 00:26:30,226
I forgot everyone's names.
522
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,230
Amateur.
523
00:26:31,401 --> 00:26:34,302
OK. Go.
524
00:26:34,471 --> 00:26:42,571
Cindy, Jackie, Snatchie,
Cunty, Assfuck, Blow Job.
525
00:26:42,746 --> 00:26:43,576
Dude, pick a girl...
526
00:26:43,747 --> 00:26:44,805
and stick your cock
in her, man.
527
00:26:44,982 --> 00:26:47,974
Hey, let him take
his time, all right?
528
00:26:48,152 --> 00:26:49,710
Whatever, dude.
529
00:26:52,256 --> 00:26:53,484
Yeah, I'll take Lois.
530
00:26:53,657 --> 00:26:55,591
Good choice.
531
00:26:55,759 --> 00:26:56,589
Come on, Lois...
532
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,590
take him away, baby.
533
00:26:57,761 --> 00:26:58,591
Unless you want
your asshole...
534
00:26:58,762 --> 00:26:59,888
felched with a crazy straw...
535
00:27:00,063 --> 00:27:03,624
you're shit out of luck.
Do you get it? Shit.
536
00:27:07,804 --> 00:27:09,738
So, how about you, pudding?
537
00:27:14,077 --> 00:27:16,011
No, I'm just along
for the ride.
538
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:18,740
What? Why?
539
00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:21,316
Bro, I don't pay for it.
540
00:27:21,485 --> 00:27:22,850
What are you
talking about, dude?
541
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,078
That's the best part.
542
00:27:24,254 --> 00:27:25,619
You can do
whatever you want...
543
00:27:25,789 --> 00:27:28,155
to these girls, man.
544
00:27:28,325 --> 00:27:29,155
You can bend them over...
545
00:27:29,326 --> 00:27:30,156
fuck them in--
546
00:27:30,327 --> 00:27:31,157
Mauzner!
547
00:27:31,328 --> 00:27:32,192
What?
548
00:27:32,362 --> 00:27:33,954
Just pick, OK?
549
00:27:34,131 --> 00:27:36,429
All right.
550
00:27:41,905 --> 00:27:43,634
Bye-bye, guy.
551
00:27:55,686 --> 00:27:56,914
How was it?
552
00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:00,182
Yeah?
553
00:28:00,357 --> 00:28:02,257
Yeah, come to Daddy.
554
00:28:02,426 --> 00:28:03,484
There you go.
555
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:04,991
Those pipes working?
556
00:28:07,097 --> 00:28:10,123
Man, I'm hungry,
let's get something to eat.
557
00:28:10,634 --> 00:28:12,829
So it was cool,
you know?
558
00:28:13,003 --> 00:28:14,994
I told her about my troubles
and she was like...
559
00:28:15,172 --> 00:28:18,903
''Sexual confusion's
a tricky thing.''
560
00:28:19,076 --> 00:28:21,306
Sexual confusion?
561
00:28:21,478 --> 00:28:24,413
I mean, easy on the sexual
confusion trip, baby.
562
00:28:24,581 --> 00:28:27,141
Make me sound like
that guy in a raincoat...
563
00:28:27,317 --> 00:28:29,808
with a fistful of Vaseline,
you know?
564
00:28:29,987 --> 00:28:32,319
Sexual confusion.
565
00:28:32,489 --> 00:28:36,220
You don't think I have
sexual confusion, do you?
566
00:28:36,393 --> 00:28:37,382
So soft.
567
00:28:37,561 --> 00:28:38,585
Hey!
568
00:28:38,762 --> 00:28:41,697
I don't with Lucy, but...
569
00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:45,028
remember that night
with Becky Meadows?
570
00:28:45,202 --> 00:28:52,040
I was drunk,
but I boned her.
571
00:28:52,209 --> 00:28:53,198
I think.
572
00:28:56,113 --> 00:29:00,049
Bro, I boned Becky Meadows.
573
00:29:02,019 --> 00:29:03,611
Whatever.
574
00:29:03,787 --> 00:29:05,345
After the initial
pre-game jitters...
575
00:29:05,522 --> 00:29:07,012
it was a sensation,
you know?
576
00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:09,488
Please,
you've been rattling on...
577
00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:10,649
about the Deep Purple
concerts...
578
00:29:10,827 --> 00:29:11,759
for the last 3 hours.
579
00:29:11,928 --> 00:29:13,259
Oh, come on...
580
00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,091
I bought you
a cheeseburger.
581
00:29:15,265 --> 00:29:16,425
I mean, you're homeless.
582
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,761
Your entire life's
in the trunk of my car.
583
00:29:18,935 --> 00:29:19,765
You know what?
584
00:29:19,936 --> 00:29:21,335
I don't think this
is such a good idea.
585
00:29:24,541 --> 00:29:25,769
Sick fuck!
586
00:29:26,943 --> 00:29:27,773
Fucking bitch!
587
00:29:27,944 --> 00:29:29,639
Nobody touches me!
588
00:29:29,813 --> 00:29:32,873
Nobody fucking touches me!
589
00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:34,278
Are you kidding me?
590
00:29:34,451 --> 00:29:35,713
Are you fucking
kidding me?
591
00:29:35,886 --> 00:29:36,716
Are you? Huh?
592
00:29:36,887 --> 00:29:38,377
Are you fucking
kidding me?
593
00:29:40,257 --> 00:29:42,054
She's just
a fucking bitch.
594
00:29:42,225 --> 00:29:44,455
Get in your fucking car.
595
00:29:44,628 --> 00:29:46,528
Get in your fucking car!
596
00:29:50,801 --> 00:29:52,894
It's all right, it's OK.
Deep breaths.
597
00:29:57,174 --> 00:29:58,573
Fucking cunt!
598
00:30:00,610 --> 00:30:04,910
Hey, hey, hey.
599
00:30:05,082 --> 00:30:07,710
Hey, what. You going
to beat me up, too?
600
00:30:12,189 --> 00:30:15,556
I hate that word.
601
00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:21,219
Fuck.
602
00:30:25,969 --> 00:30:27,800
You OK?
603
00:30:27,971 --> 00:30:29,438
Yeah.
604
00:30:29,606 --> 00:30:31,870
Jesus,
don't tell me...
605
00:30:32,042 --> 00:30:33,009
there was a time
in days past...
606
00:30:33,176 --> 00:30:34,006
when you could
hitch a ride...
607
00:30:34,177 --> 00:30:35,007
and the driver didn't
think...
608
00:30:35,178 --> 00:30:37,305
he could put it
your fucking pail.
609
00:30:37,481 --> 00:30:40,177
Don't tell me there was
a time like that.
610
00:30:40,350 --> 00:30:42,682
Yeah, sure.
611
00:30:42,853 --> 00:30:45,583
My mom used to hitch
all the time.
612
00:30:45,756 --> 00:30:47,621
She hates it in the pail.
613
00:30:50,327 --> 00:30:51,954
Shit.
614
00:30:55,532 --> 00:30:56,931
Let's bail, Jack.
615
00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:59,227
Yeah, let's.
616
00:31:04,808 --> 00:31:06,469
Jack. Come on, man.
617
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:11,077
Hey, we're, uh...
618
00:31:11,248 --> 00:31:13,876
we're heading north.
If you'd, uh...
619
00:31:14,050 --> 00:31:15,449
if you want to...
620
00:31:19,022 --> 00:31:20,011
OK.
621
00:31:29,299 --> 00:31:31,062
Thank you.
622
00:31:40,043 --> 00:31:41,237
Then there were three.
623
00:31:54,224 --> 00:31:55,555
What's your name?
624
00:31:57,894 --> 00:31:59,953
Cassie.
625
00:32:00,130 --> 00:32:01,722
As in Cassandra?
626
00:32:01,898 --> 00:32:03,957
Yeah, as in Cassandra.
627
00:32:07,437 --> 00:32:09,098
What's your name?
628
00:32:11,575 --> 00:32:15,409
Pilot. This is Jack.
629
00:32:15,579 --> 00:32:18,343
Yeah? Why Pilot?
630
00:32:18,515 --> 00:32:19,447
I don't like
to talk about it.
631
00:32:19,616 --> 00:32:20,605
His mother picked up...
632
00:32:20,784 --> 00:32:22,081
an airline pilot
one night--
633
00:32:22,252 --> 00:32:23,276
But Jack loves to.
634
00:32:23,453 --> 00:32:24,977
At a bar near DFW.
635
00:32:25,155 --> 00:32:26,144
That's Dallas-Fort Worth.
636
00:32:26,323 --> 00:32:27,722
They fucked,
the pilot left...
637
00:32:27,891 --> 00:32:28,721
she got pregnant...
638
00:32:28,892 --> 00:32:30,883
only she never caught the
pilot's name.
639
00:32:31,061 --> 00:32:33,029
Mom's a peach.
640
00:32:33,196 --> 00:32:34,754
She named you Pilot.
641
00:32:34,931 --> 00:32:37,058
Exactly, Cassandra.
642
00:32:45,475 --> 00:32:46,965
Wow.
643
00:32:47,143 --> 00:32:48,906
Zowie.
644
00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:51,309
What?
645
00:32:51,481 --> 00:32:53,108
You did
a good thing.
646
00:32:53,283 --> 00:32:54,113
Huh?
647
00:32:54,284 --> 00:32:55,979
Most people when told the
story...
648
00:32:56,152 --> 00:32:57,744
will inevitably say...
649
00:32:57,921 --> 00:32:59,616
''Good thing he wasn't
a fisherman.''
650
00:32:59,789 --> 00:33:00,619
''Good thing...
651
00:33:00,790 --> 00:33:01,688
he wasn't a
proctologist.''
652
00:33:01,858 --> 00:33:05,191
''Good thing he wasn't
an exterminator.''
653
00:33:05,362 --> 00:33:06,659
OK, I see,
because if the guy...
654
00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:09,355
had been
like a proctologist...
655
00:33:09,533 --> 00:33:13,594
then Pilot's name
might be like, um...
656
00:33:13,770 --> 00:33:14,600
Sphincter.
657
00:33:14,771 --> 00:33:16,762
Exactly. Or Anus.
658
00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:17,770
Or Hemorrhoid.
659
00:33:17,941 --> 00:33:18,771
Or Dingleberry.
660
00:33:18,942 --> 00:33:21,638
All right, all right.
Can we stop?
661
00:33:26,516 --> 00:33:28,484
Ah, fuck!
662
00:33:28,652 --> 00:33:30,620
Did you ease off the
steroids snack time?
663
00:33:30,787 --> 00:33:32,277
Where are they, Scawldy?
664
00:33:32,455 --> 00:33:33,854
You guys still
working for Liberace?
665
00:33:34,024 --> 00:33:35,013
He's dead, OK?
666
00:33:35,191 --> 00:33:37,022
Scawldy, don't be a fucking
douche bag, man.
667
00:33:37,193 --> 00:33:38,956
Just tell us where
the little pricks are.
668
00:33:39,129 --> 00:33:41,393
I don't know who
you're talking about.
669
00:33:44,434 --> 00:33:45,662
Detroit.
670
00:33:45,835 --> 00:33:46,699
What? Where?
671
00:33:46,870 --> 00:33:47,700
I didn't hear you.
672
00:33:47,871 --> 00:33:49,031
The fuckers
are in Detroit.
673
00:33:49,205 --> 00:33:50,035
They went to Detroit.
674
00:33:50,206 --> 00:33:51,036
Do you think
I'd give a shit?
675
00:33:51,207 --> 00:33:52,037
Beat the fuck out
of them.
676
00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:53,072
Just get out of my...
677
00:33:53,243 --> 00:33:56,406
Steven, check it out.
678
00:33:59,182 --> 00:34:00,513
Where you guys headed?
679
00:34:00,684 --> 00:34:03,983
Uh, we're
thinking Seattle.
680
00:34:04,154 --> 00:34:05,519
Thinking Seattle.
681
00:34:06,723 --> 00:34:08,020
I love when this happens.
682
00:34:08,191 --> 00:34:09,180
Detroit, huh?
683
00:34:11,361 --> 00:34:14,057
Yeah, it's Pilot.
684
00:34:14,230 --> 00:34:17,165
Yeah, I met you guys
at graduation.
685
00:34:17,334 --> 00:34:20,235
Look, Mr. Carnes, I'm going
to be in the Seattle area...
686
00:34:20,403 --> 00:34:23,429
and I was just wondering
if you had a number for Amy.
687
00:34:23,607 --> 00:34:25,040
You don't.
688
00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:27,369
Yeah, work address is fine.
689
00:34:29,212 --> 00:34:31,942
I mean, the guy was
the original party poet.
690
00:34:32,115 --> 00:34:33,047
How did he get
kicked out of West Point...
691
00:34:33,216 --> 00:34:34,046
and write this shit?
692
00:34:34,217 --> 00:34:36,208
''Gaily bedight,
a gallant knight...
693
00:34:36,386 --> 00:34:37,876
''in sunshine
and in shadow.
694
00:34:38,054 --> 00:34:39,612
''Fell as he found,
no spot of ground...
695
00:34:39,789 --> 00:34:41,757
that looked like...''
696
00:34:41,925 --> 00:34:43,620
Hold onto your spore,
Manler.
697
00:34:43,793 --> 00:34:45,124
Fuck off, Goodwin.
698
00:34:48,765 --> 00:34:50,130
There were two
enormous cockroaches...
699
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,562
fucking
in the parking lot.
700
00:34:51,735 --> 00:34:52,599
Oh, you always take me...
701
00:34:52,769 --> 00:34:53,861
to the nicest
joints, Jack.
702
00:34:54,037 --> 00:34:54,867
Hello, hello.
703
00:34:55,038 --> 00:34:57,097
Look at this trio.
The wise men.
704
00:34:57,273 --> 00:34:58,763
Oh, my bad.
705
00:34:58,942 --> 00:35:02,969
The two wise men
and one very lovely gown.
706
00:35:03,146 --> 00:35:04,374
Here's 5 good ones.
707
00:35:04,547 --> 00:35:05,377
What do you
say, Kemo Sabe?
708
00:35:05,548 --> 00:35:06,742
There's 5 good ones.
709
00:35:06,916 --> 00:35:08,975
And you are everything.
710
00:35:09,152 --> 00:35:11,211
You're, oh...
711
00:35:14,924 --> 00:35:16,084
I'm Jonathan Goodwin.
712
00:35:16,259 --> 00:35:17,726
The kids call me
Johnny the Fox.
713
00:35:17,894 --> 00:35:19,725
Hey, Johnny the Fox.
714
00:35:19,896 --> 00:35:21,329
What was all that about?
715
00:35:21,498 --> 00:35:23,989
Oh, that. That was just
about the world being...
716
00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:25,657
a fucking blender...
717
00:35:25,835 --> 00:35:27,894
and me being
a wild strawberry.
718
00:35:28,071 --> 00:35:29,003
Speaking of which...
719
00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:30,070
you all look
a little torqued...
720
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,470
and I am the discoverer
of picker-uppers.
721
00:35:32,642 --> 00:35:33,472
Could I interest you...
722
00:35:33,643 --> 00:35:34,735
in something
from the bam family?
723
00:35:34,911 --> 00:35:37,106
A little crystal
and such...
724
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,713
whatever your flavor is.
725
00:35:38,882 --> 00:35:42,079
We're actually
looking to move some ourselves.
726
00:35:42,252 --> 00:35:43,082
You got dance drugs?
727
00:35:43,253 --> 00:35:44,982
Yeah.
728
00:35:45,155 --> 00:35:46,247
Adjectivify.
729
00:35:46,423 --> 00:35:49,881
Some recently
synthesized MDMA...
730
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,823
which has not
yet been tasted.
731
00:35:51,995 --> 00:35:53,053
I know a place.
732
00:35:56,032 --> 00:35:58,933
Yeah! Come on,
baby! Whoo!
733
00:36:11,648 --> 00:36:14,276
Check it out, baby!
734
00:36:14,451 --> 00:36:16,885
This is where
we taste it, right?
735
00:37:11,508 --> 00:37:13,237
Pilot, do me a favor.
Let me do the talking.
736
00:37:13,409 --> 00:37:15,707
These kids are fucking
terrified of me.
737
00:37:15,879 --> 00:37:18,609
Check it out! Whoo!
738
00:37:18,782 --> 00:37:21,444
Johnny the Fox.
739
00:37:21,618 --> 00:37:23,279
What's up?
740
00:37:23,453 --> 00:37:24,852
Ready to surf
some warm waves, man?
741
00:37:25,021 --> 00:37:25,851
How's that?
742
00:37:26,022 --> 00:37:28,217
Because I am
Choo Choo Charlie.
743
00:37:28,391 --> 00:37:31,326
And I got an ''E'' train
pulling out of the station.
744
00:37:31,494 --> 00:37:32,324
Get on board!
745
00:37:32,495 --> 00:37:34,190
You giving samples?
746
00:37:34,364 --> 00:37:35,194
That kind of greed
makes me think...
747
00:37:35,365 --> 00:37:37,299
that you're already
stoned, Juicy boy.
748
00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:38,991
Come on, bitch.
Let's test the merch.
749
00:37:39,169 --> 00:37:41,399
Bitch? We're out of here,
Pilot, good-bye.
750
00:37:41,571 --> 00:37:42,401
Not so fast, trick.
751
00:37:42,572 --> 00:37:43,630
What?
752
00:37:43,807 --> 00:37:45,707
Hey, muffin,
what's your story?
753
00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:46,705
Who the fuck are you?
754
00:37:46,876 --> 00:37:48,070
You're a friend
of the Fox, huh?
755
00:37:48,244 --> 00:37:49,609
Well, that ain't good.
756
00:37:49,779 --> 00:37:52,373
I heard he went down,
and he's going deep cover.
757
00:37:52,549 --> 00:37:54,039
Look, Juicy,
don't even play.
758
00:37:54,217 --> 00:37:55,707
Is that true?
759
00:37:55,885 --> 00:37:57,978
You 5-0, muffin?
760
00:37:58,154 --> 00:37:58,984
'Cause if it's not...
761
00:37:59,155 --> 00:38:00,144
you'd look real good...
762
00:38:00,323 --> 00:38:01,153
curled on the floor...
763
00:38:01,324 --> 00:38:03,053
around my feet...
764
00:38:03,226 --> 00:38:04,056
purring.
765
00:38:04,227 --> 00:38:06,058
Yo, Harris, what
the fuck is this?
766
00:38:06,229 --> 00:38:07,753
What? You want me
to switch it into hype?
767
00:38:07,931 --> 00:38:08,955
You know my bio.
768
00:38:09,132 --> 00:38:11,225
You know about
my two tours in the Nam.
769
00:38:11,401 --> 00:38:14,598
Haung Nguyen, Mekong Delta,
with a web-footed ape.
770
00:38:14,771 --> 00:38:19,435
You know how easy it is for
me to go back to that place.
771
00:38:23,112 --> 00:38:26,411
You were like 6 when
that shit was going down.
772
00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:28,016
Pilot, come on.
773
00:38:28,184 --> 00:38:29,674
Fucking get him, get him.
774
00:38:29,853 --> 00:38:34,415
What's that thing
on your finger?
775
00:38:34,591 --> 00:38:35,888
My wedding ring.
776
00:38:38,528 --> 00:38:39,517
You married?
777
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,695
It got annulled.
778
00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:48,804
What's that mean?
You got divorced?
779
00:38:48,972 --> 00:38:51,964
Yeah. I got divorced.
780
00:38:54,611 --> 00:38:56,306
Jack! Jack!
781
00:38:56,479 --> 00:38:57,673
Let's get the fuck out
of here, Jack.
782
00:38:57,847 --> 00:38:59,280
What's up?
783
00:38:59,449 --> 00:39:01,178
Come on, let's bail.
784
00:39:13,963 --> 00:39:15,760
Pilot, I'm really sorry about
what happened back there.
785
00:39:15,932 --> 00:39:16,796
Man, I thought
those guys were down.
786
00:39:16,966 --> 00:39:19,662
No, it's fine, man.
787
00:39:19,836 --> 00:39:20,962
I'm sorry.
788
00:39:21,137 --> 00:39:23,162
That's all, just sorry.
789
00:39:29,379 --> 00:39:31,370
What? You jealous?
790
00:39:31,547 --> 00:39:33,174
No.
791
00:39:33,349 --> 00:39:34,839
It's just...
792
00:39:35,018 --> 00:39:36,485
you know, he's never let me
drive before.
793
00:39:36,653 --> 00:39:38,177
Well, here's the news flash.
794
00:39:38,354 --> 00:39:39,787
You realize
if we boost the dose...
795
00:39:39,956 --> 00:39:42,220
to another 2 1/2
grams each of these 'shrooms...
796
00:39:42,392 --> 00:39:44,189
we can get
completely mashed and--
797
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,023
Where you going,
anyways?
798
00:39:48,197 --> 00:39:49,562
I got to meet up with
a friend, make a delivery...
799
00:39:49,732 --> 00:39:50,790
and then I'm off
to the emerald city--
800
00:39:50,967 --> 00:39:53,333
Seattle.
801
00:39:53,503 --> 00:39:54,333
Yeah?
802
00:39:54,504 --> 00:39:55,402
Um-hmm.
What about you?
803
00:39:55,571 --> 00:39:57,334
You know, I know
somebody in Seattle.
804
00:39:57,507 --> 00:39:59,065
Of course you do.
805
00:39:59,242 --> 00:40:01,039
Amy Carnes.
806
00:40:02,545 --> 00:40:03,443
Oh, yeah.
807
00:40:03,613 --> 00:40:05,410
Best girl, ever--
808
00:40:05,581 --> 00:40:07,708
in caps.
809
00:40:07,884 --> 00:40:09,909
Best girl ever.
810
00:40:10,086 --> 00:40:11,178
Oh, I'm feeling that.
811
00:40:11,354 --> 00:40:13,015
''Billy johnson,
he's our man.
812
00:40:13,189 --> 00:40:15,749
If he can't do it,
nobody can.''
813
00:40:15,925 --> 00:40:18,257
Totally.
Squad captain.
814
00:40:18,428 --> 00:40:21,761
Yeah. Wholesome dreams and...
815
00:40:21,931 --> 00:40:23,592
tight little ass and...
816
00:40:23,766 --> 00:40:26,701
I mean, could I please have
a salad with no dressing?
817
00:40:28,705 --> 00:40:29,797
I know.
818
00:40:31,274 --> 00:40:34,505
Night of graduation, man.
819
00:40:34,677 --> 00:40:36,804
We had a thing.
820
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:40,040
The rage-all-night party.
821
00:40:40,216 --> 00:40:43,447
I never even thought she
knew I existed.
822
00:40:45,621 --> 00:40:48,749
She cornered me
in the bathroom...
823
00:40:48,925 --> 00:40:51,587
macked me.
We slow danced to...
824
00:40:51,761 --> 00:40:53,228
''Sweet Child of Mine,''
825
00:40:53,396 --> 00:40:56,297
over and over,
for hours.
826
00:40:58,468 --> 00:41:03,496
She said she always thought I
was cool.
827
00:41:03,673 --> 00:41:05,368
Always thought
I was better...
828
00:41:05,541 --> 00:41:08,772
than the forgettables
I hung out with.
829
00:41:08,945 --> 00:41:10,242
''Forgettables?''
830
00:41:10,413 --> 00:41:11,505
Her word.
831
00:41:13,516 --> 00:41:16,576
She knew, man.
832
00:41:16,753 --> 00:41:19,415
She fucking knew.
833
00:41:19,589 --> 00:41:21,557
You realize that people
are forgotten by people...
834
00:41:21,724 --> 00:41:25,285
who remember every single day.
835
00:41:25,461 --> 00:41:26,758
I love her.
836
00:41:26,929 --> 00:41:30,865
Love, love, sweet love.
837
00:41:31,034 --> 00:41:32,899
Did you fuck her?
838
00:41:33,069 --> 00:41:35,094
No.
839
00:41:35,271 --> 00:41:37,102
Well, I mean,
you know, I thought...
840
00:41:37,273 --> 00:41:38,103
I would, you know...
841
00:41:38,274 --> 00:41:39,366
like that summer, maybe.
842
00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:41,635
Bird in a hand, baby doll.
843
00:41:41,811 --> 00:41:43,676
She left soon after.
844
00:41:43,846 --> 00:41:45,143
To go...
845
00:41:45,314 --> 00:41:46,941
To Seattle.
846
00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:13,800
What's with those guys?
847
00:42:13,976 --> 00:42:16,444
We keep seeing them.
848
00:42:16,612 --> 00:42:19,342
No doubt headed
to the land of Amy Carnes.
849
00:42:19,515 --> 00:42:21,073
Why?
850
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:23,241
Kurt Cobain, son.
851
00:42:23,419 --> 00:42:24,249
What about him?
852
00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:25,887
Oh, he killed himself.
853
00:42:27,990 --> 00:42:29,457
When?
854
00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:32,594
Yesterday.
He shot himself.
855
00:42:32,762 --> 00:42:33,751
For real?
856
00:42:33,930 --> 00:42:35,397
For real.
857
00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:41,794
Shit.
858
00:42:45,007 --> 00:42:45,871
You cool?
859
00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:46,872
Yeah, I'm cool.
860
00:42:47,043 --> 00:42:48,203
Tony Gomez is going
to meet up with me...
861
00:42:48,377 --> 00:42:49,901
and take me
the rest of the way.
862
00:42:50,079 --> 00:42:51,444
Tell these guys
I said hey, will you?
863
00:42:51,614 --> 00:42:52,842
All right,
see you around then.
864
00:42:53,015 --> 00:42:54,414
Peace and chicken grease.
865
00:43:58,514 --> 00:44:01,608
Hey, you know
where Canyondale is?
866
00:44:01,784 --> 00:44:02,614
Anna?
867
00:44:02,785 --> 00:44:04,446
-What?
-Come here.
868
00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:05,678
OK.
869
00:44:08,424 --> 00:44:09,652
Fetch my glasses.
870
00:44:09,825 --> 00:44:11,315
I took the kids
there last year...
871
00:44:11,494 --> 00:44:13,689
to see The Boy.
872
00:44:15,565 --> 00:44:17,089
It freaked them.
873
00:44:24,607 --> 00:44:26,131
You a pool boy?
874
00:44:29,045 --> 00:44:30,512
I used to be.
875
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,309
What?
876
00:44:47,196 --> 00:44:48,026
You know, you guys...
877
00:44:48,197 --> 00:44:50,062
aren't really
doing it right.
878
00:44:50,233 --> 00:44:52,599
What do you mean?
879
00:44:52,768 --> 00:44:54,099
You want to do the whole
cross-country...
880
00:44:54,270 --> 00:44:55,601
on the road thing.
881
00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:00,031
You should be doing it
in a convertible.
882
00:45:42,618 --> 00:45:45,587
What are you doing?
883
00:45:45,755 --> 00:45:46,687
Chill, relax.
884
00:45:46,856 --> 00:45:48,824
I'm making a fucking
convertible.
885
00:45:48,991 --> 00:45:52,119
Yeah, but now we're
completely conspicuous.
886
00:45:52,295 --> 00:45:53,728
Ohh.
887
00:45:53,896 --> 00:45:55,625
-Oh!
-Right.
888
00:45:55,798 --> 00:45:58,358
Conspicuous to what?
889
00:45:58,534 --> 00:46:00,695
Umm...
890
00:46:00,870 --> 00:46:02,167
to the, uh...
891
00:46:02,338 --> 00:46:04,238
to the, uh...
892
00:46:04,407 --> 00:46:05,465
you know.
893
00:46:05,641 --> 00:46:07,734
You boys
passing through?
894
00:46:07,910 --> 00:46:10,401
Yeah, we're heading
for Seattle.
895
00:46:10,579 --> 00:46:13,673
Best you check out The Boy.
896
00:46:13,849 --> 00:46:14,873
Excuse me?
897
00:46:15,051 --> 00:46:16,541
The Boy.
898
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,118
Best you
check out The Boy.
899
00:46:18,287 --> 00:46:19,618
Hey, where is The Boy?
900
00:46:19,789 --> 00:46:21,814
Canyondale, right?
901
00:46:21,991 --> 00:46:23,390
That's right.
902
00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:25,993
I saw a poster
for this shit inside.
903
00:46:26,162 --> 00:46:28,630
Oh, you'll get
a kick out of it.
904
00:46:28,798 --> 00:46:30,527
Promise you that.
905
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:33,032
You'll get
a kick out of it.
906
00:46:34,637 --> 00:46:35,626
Well?
907
00:46:49,585 --> 00:46:51,018
Alligator...
908
00:46:52,621 --> 00:46:53,713
What?
909
00:46:53,889 --> 00:46:55,857
Alligator Boy.
910
00:46:56,025 --> 00:46:57,117
That's the boy's name.
911
00:46:57,293 --> 00:47:00,126
His full name
is Alligator Boy.
912
00:47:00,296 --> 00:47:02,594
He's about
20 miles from here.
913
00:47:02,765 --> 00:47:03,993
Hmm. What do you mean,
Alligator Boy?
914
00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:04,996
I don't know.
915
00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:08,330
It's just what
the dude told me.
916
00:47:08,504 --> 00:47:09,334
What does that mean?
917
00:47:09,505 --> 00:47:10,437
I don't know
what that means.
918
00:47:10,606 --> 00:47:11,834
Let's find out.
919
00:47:12,007 --> 00:47:14,339
Jack, Jack, we don't have time.
920
00:47:14,510 --> 00:47:15,977
What is the rush?
921
00:47:16,145 --> 00:47:17,908
What is the rush?
Is there a rush?
922
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,206
Don't ask me--
923
00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:21,213
It's not like we're meeting
somebody up there, are we?
924
00:47:25,888 --> 00:47:28,914
Whatever, dude.
925
00:47:29,091 --> 00:47:31,958
Can we just have
15 seconds of fun...
926
00:47:32,128 --> 00:47:33,493
in our miserable lives?
927
00:47:33,662 --> 00:47:37,826
Ugh! Famous
fucking last words.
928
00:48:05,928 --> 00:48:07,259
Thank you, ma'am.
929
00:48:07,430 --> 00:48:09,159
You're welcome, sir.
930
00:48:20,376 --> 00:48:22,037
It'll be $10 each.
931
00:48:30,319 --> 00:48:32,378
Come on.
932
00:49:12,394 --> 00:49:13,861
Desmond?
933
00:49:15,965 --> 00:49:17,796
Desmond?
934
00:49:17,967 --> 00:49:20,595
Desmond?
935
00:49:20,769 --> 00:49:22,737
Tip?
936
00:49:27,142 --> 00:49:30,236
Sometimes he's shy.
937
00:49:30,412 --> 00:49:32,539
I think a little
girl screamed.
938
00:49:32,715 --> 00:49:36,048
Desmond gets upset
when they scream.
939
00:49:36,218 --> 00:49:37,446
Desmond?
940
00:49:54,169 --> 00:49:56,364
There he is.
941
00:50:09,552 --> 00:50:11,577
What's wrong
with him?
942
00:50:11,754 --> 00:50:14,279
He's shy.
943
00:50:15,791 --> 00:50:17,418
No, I don't think
that's what she means.
944
00:50:17,593 --> 00:50:19,857
I think she means,
what's wrong with him?
945
00:50:20,029 --> 00:50:21,963
Yeah, that's
what I mean.
946
00:50:22,131 --> 00:50:23,621
He's just bashful.
947
00:50:26,669 --> 00:50:28,102
Unbelievable.
948
00:50:29,305 --> 00:50:31,671
Unbelievable!
949
00:50:32,808 --> 00:50:35,436
Hey, he suffers
from, uh...
950
00:50:35,611 --> 00:50:38,842
ichthyosis,
which is a, uh...
951
00:50:39,014 --> 00:50:41,710
a thickening of
the epidermis...
952
00:50:41,884 --> 00:50:45,581
and is not dangerous
or contagious.
953
00:50:45,754 --> 00:50:47,984
He's also slightly
brain damaged...
954
00:50:48,157 --> 00:50:50,853
and incapable
of speech.
955
00:50:51,894 --> 00:50:53,828
He's 26.
956
00:50:53,996 --> 00:50:57,193
I'm 26.
957
00:51:00,703 --> 00:51:01,965
It's insane.
958
00:51:02,137 --> 00:51:03,502
Twenty-six!
959
00:51:05,341 --> 00:51:08,003
What's he thinking?
960
00:51:08,177 --> 00:51:12,113
He probably wishes you'd
stop staring at him.
961
00:51:12,281 --> 00:51:13,908
Insane!
962
00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:16,210
This whole--
this is insane!
963
00:51:16,385 --> 00:51:18,512
Look at him, Jack.
964
00:51:18,687 --> 00:51:20,848
He's like--he's the coolest
thing I've ever seen!
965
00:51:21,023 --> 00:51:22,149
He's an alligator, dude!
966
00:51:22,324 --> 00:51:24,087
He's an alligator boy!
967
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,669
That'd be a cry laden
with pain and sorrow.
968
00:51:43,112 --> 00:51:45,546
In around 600 B.C...
969
00:51:45,714 --> 00:51:47,944
there was a slave.
970
00:51:48,117 --> 00:51:51,348
A slave of wealthy
Greek noblemen.
971
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,714
He was horribly deformed.
972
00:51:52,888 --> 00:51:55,948
And all day long...
973
00:51:56,125 --> 00:51:58,150
this monstrous-looking man...
974
00:51:58,327 --> 00:52:02,787
would spin wondrous tales
of heroic animals.
975
00:52:02,965 --> 00:52:05,195
Great tales, but
they tended to show...
976
00:52:05,367 --> 00:52:06,994
the weaknesses of men.
977
00:52:08,437 --> 00:52:13,204
So, the storyteller
was killed by a crazed mob...
978
00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:15,775
who were insulted...
979
00:52:15,944 --> 00:52:19,573
that his stories showed
animals as brave and smart...
980
00:52:19,748 --> 00:52:22,615
and people as
weak and stupid.
981
00:52:22,785 --> 00:52:25,583
Really? Wow.
982
00:52:25,754 --> 00:52:27,221
Amazing.
983
00:52:27,389 --> 00:52:28,481
Oh, wait.
984
00:52:28,657 --> 00:52:30,090
The punch line is:
985
00:52:30,259 --> 00:52:34,423
the storyteller's
name was Aesop.
986
00:52:34,596 --> 00:52:37,064
Really?
987
00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:40,267
-Wow.
-Amazing.
988
00:52:40,436 --> 00:52:44,236
As in ''Aesop's Fables''?
989
00:52:44,406 --> 00:52:46,670
Yes.
990
00:52:46,842 --> 00:52:48,104
Really?
991
00:52:48,277 --> 00:52:49,505
Wow!
992
00:52:49,678 --> 00:52:51,839
Amazing!
993
00:52:52,014 --> 00:52:53,572
I didn't know that.
994
00:52:53,749 --> 00:52:55,580
I didn't know that
Aesop was a freak.
995
00:52:59,455 --> 00:53:00,649
So, um...
996
00:53:00,823 --> 00:53:03,257
where's Mr. Murray?
997
00:53:05,461 --> 00:53:07,827
Long gone.
998
00:53:07,996 --> 00:53:09,554
He couldn't accept Des.
999
00:53:09,732 --> 00:53:12,360
He left not long
after Des was born.
1000
00:53:12,534 --> 00:53:15,128
But then, Des and I...
1001
00:53:15,304 --> 00:53:18,740
went trooping with
a well known 10-in-one.
1002
00:53:18,907 --> 00:53:20,306
Des was
the main attraction.
1003
00:53:20,476 --> 00:53:22,637
He made more money
for the carnival...
1004
00:53:22,811 --> 00:53:24,836
than the concession
stands.
1005
00:53:25,013 --> 00:53:27,504
We're just trying to get
enough money together...
1006
00:53:27,683 --> 00:53:29,947
to move to South Carolina.
1007
00:53:31,787 --> 00:53:32,947
Why South Carolina?
1008
00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:38,287
Oh, it's a wonderful place,
Parisville, South Carolina.
1009
00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:39,825
It's a small town,
but for some reason...
1010
00:53:39,995 --> 00:53:41,485
it's become
the winter quarters...
1011
00:53:41,663 --> 00:53:43,358
of all the southern carnies.
1012
00:53:43,532 --> 00:53:46,365
It's a virtual city
of special people.
1013
00:53:46,535 --> 00:53:48,628
Tranquil and sunny.
1014
00:53:48,804 --> 00:53:51,204
Des would be happy there.
1015
00:53:51,373 --> 00:53:53,364
I know my Des doesn't
have a lot of time left.
1016
00:53:54,943 --> 00:53:56,535
Well, about how
much money you need?
1017
00:53:56,712 --> 00:53:59,044
Oh, a lot of money.
1018
00:53:59,214 --> 00:54:00,044
How about--how much?
1019
00:54:00,215 --> 00:54:03,184
Oh, about $5,000
would do us right.
1020
00:54:03,352 --> 00:54:06,287
With what we'd
get for the house.
1021
00:54:06,455 --> 00:54:09,356
Well, we'll be
back tomorrow.
1022
00:54:09,525 --> 00:54:10,958
Before we leave,
we'll come say good-bye.
1023
00:54:11,126 --> 00:54:12,889
We'd like that.
1024
00:54:13,061 --> 00:54:14,722
We'd like that fine.
1025
00:54:26,742 --> 00:54:28,733
He was amazing,
wasn't he?
1026
00:54:28,911 --> 00:54:31,243
Wasn't he amazing, Jack?
1027
00:54:31,413 --> 00:54:32,402
Amazing.
1028
00:54:34,983 --> 00:54:39,477
Desmond the Alligator Boy
is a major happener.
1029
00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:40,587
Isn't he?
1030
00:54:40,756 --> 00:54:43,122
Whatever you say, Pilot.
1031
00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:45,123
Would you want
to be him?
1032
00:54:45,294 --> 00:54:46,522
What are you doing?
1033
00:54:46,695 --> 00:54:47,525
What?
1034
00:54:47,696 --> 00:54:48,526
What are you
doing, you fuck?
1035
00:54:48,697 --> 00:54:50,688
What is with all these
stupid questions?
1036
00:54:50,866 --> 00:54:52,629
What? Why wouldn't
you wanna be him?
1037
00:54:52,801 --> 00:54:53,927
Why?
1038
00:54:54,102 --> 00:54:54,932
Because he's green...
1039
00:54:55,103 --> 00:54:57,003
because his skin
is disgusting...
1040
00:54:57,172 --> 00:55:00,005
because he's
brain damaged...
1041
00:55:00,175 --> 00:55:02,837
because his head
is misshapen.
1042
00:55:03,011 --> 00:55:03,841
You want me to go on?
1043
00:55:04,012 --> 00:55:05,001
No.
1044
00:55:13,088 --> 00:55:14,248
You think he's happy?
1045
00:55:14,423 --> 00:55:15,390
Pilot!
1046
00:55:15,557 --> 00:55:16,717
What? One question.
1047
00:55:16,892 --> 00:55:18,723
Just answer me that.
Do you think he's happy?
1048
00:55:18,894 --> 00:55:20,191
I don't know, Pilot.
1049
00:55:20,362 --> 00:55:22,853
But maybe we can
ask the old lady...
1050
00:55:23,031 --> 00:55:24,555
when we go
and say good-bye.
1051
00:55:24,733 --> 00:55:27,099
What? You don't want
to say good-bye?
1052
00:55:27,269 --> 00:55:28,896
I didn't say that.
1053
00:55:29,071 --> 00:55:30,003
Yes you did, dude!
1054
00:55:30,172 --> 00:55:31,434
I heard you.
1055
00:55:31,607 --> 00:55:33,131
Cassandra, did you hear?
1056
00:55:33,308 --> 00:55:34,605
I did. ''When we go
and say good-bye,''
1057
00:55:34,776 --> 00:55:36,835
like it was the stupidest
fucking thing you ever heard.
1058
00:55:37,012 --> 00:55:38,479
And it was my idea.
1059
00:55:38,647 --> 00:55:40,444
I did not say that.
1060
00:55:42,517 --> 00:55:44,075
But it was the
stupidest fucking thing...
1061
00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:45,083
I ever heard,
by the way.
1062
00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:46,084
Why?
1063
00:55:46,255 --> 00:55:47,552
Are you guys, by any
chance, in love?
1064
00:55:47,723 --> 00:55:50,749
Why? Bro, why do we have to go
and say good-bye tomorrow?
1065
00:55:50,926 --> 00:55:51,756
I mean, couldn't
we just have...
1066
00:55:51,927 --> 00:55:53,019
said good-bye today?
1067
00:55:53,195 --> 00:55:54,321
I'm gonna go
take a shower.
1068
00:55:54,496 --> 00:55:55,326
I'll meet you
all at the bar.
1069
00:55:55,497 --> 00:55:56,361
We gotta stop for
the night anyhow.
1070
00:55:56,531 --> 00:55:59,500
I mean, we've been
traveling for two days.
1071
00:55:59,668 --> 00:56:02,262
And plus, you know, I got some
things I gotta figure out.
1072
00:56:02,437 --> 00:56:03,699
What things?
1073
00:56:03,872 --> 00:56:07,239
I might lay
some cash on her.
1074
00:56:09,478 --> 00:56:11,207
Why?
1075
00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:12,404
Come on, man.
1076
00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:15,311
The whole scenario
is pretty pathetic.
1077
00:56:15,484 --> 00:56:16,951
Granted, but who
the fuck are you...
1078
00:56:17,119 --> 00:56:18,450
Donald Trump?
1079
00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:19,518
You didn't even
want to go see...
1080
00:56:19,688 --> 00:56:22,282
the Alligator Boy in
the first place, Pilot.
1081
00:56:22,457 --> 00:56:25,290
Yeah, but I'm glad
that you made us go.
1082
00:56:26,561 --> 00:56:31,362
Although, I don't think
your girlfriend dug it.
1083
00:56:31,533 --> 00:56:33,194
Bro, easy, easy.
1084
00:56:33,368 --> 00:56:34,460
What?
1085
00:56:34,636 --> 00:56:36,228
-Bro, easy.
-What?
1086
00:56:36,405 --> 00:56:38,202
Easy with that.
1087
00:56:39,374 --> 00:56:42,571
My girlfriend.
1088
00:56:42,744 --> 00:56:44,473
She is witchy
though, isn't she?
1089
00:56:44,646 --> 00:56:45,670
If you say so.
1090
00:56:45,847 --> 00:56:46,677
Come on, give it--
1091
00:56:46,848 --> 00:56:47,678
hey, bro, give it up.
1092
00:56:47,849 --> 00:56:49,646
Just get the bags!
1093
00:56:59,928 --> 00:57:02,488
You may--maybe you
shouldn't do that.
1094
00:57:10,505 --> 00:57:12,132
Yikes!
1095
00:57:16,545 --> 00:57:18,342
Just up
the hill is a house...
1096
00:57:18,513 --> 00:57:20,481
overlooking Lake Washington...
1097
00:57:20,649 --> 00:57:22,742
where he pulled a chair
up to a window...
1098
00:57:22,918 --> 00:57:26,251
pressed the barrel of a
20-gauge shotgun to his head...
1099
00:57:26,421 --> 00:57:27,752
and pulled the trigger.
1100
00:57:33,261 --> 00:57:34,159
Imagine, though.
1101
00:57:34,329 --> 00:57:37,355
I mean, not to be
a total buzz kill, but...
1102
00:57:37,532 --> 00:57:39,932
imagine how many dicks
have been inside her.
1103
00:57:41,603 --> 00:57:42,729
What?
1104
00:57:42,904 --> 00:57:45,202
That pervert at
the Dan D. Fine...
1105
00:57:45,374 --> 00:57:46,864
said the girl who
stole those shoes...
1106
00:57:47,042 --> 00:57:48,634
worked there for 1 1 months.
1107
00:57:49,811 --> 00:57:52,245
1 1 months, Jack.
1108
00:57:52,414 --> 00:57:55,008
That's like--it's
like 4 dicks a day.
1109
00:57:55,183 --> 00:57:56,878
And, you know, I'm
being conservative.
1110
00:57:57,052 --> 00:58:00,317
All right, and they must've
worked, like, 6-day weeks.
1111
00:58:00,489 --> 00:58:05,290
6 times 4 is 24,
1 1 months is 44 weeks,
1112
00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:06,893
so, 44 times 24...
1113
00:58:07,062 --> 00:58:09,121
is 1,056.
1114
00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:15,399
1,056 dicks!
1115
00:58:18,774 --> 00:58:22,505
1,056 dicks, Jack!
1116
00:58:22,677 --> 00:58:24,235
Pop quiz.
1117
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:25,243
No.
1118
00:58:25,414 --> 00:58:26,244
Come on, it's a quick one.
1119
00:58:26,415 --> 00:58:27,245
No.
1120
00:58:27,416 --> 00:58:28,747
-Come on.
-No.
1121
00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:33,752
Go.
1122
00:58:33,922 --> 00:58:37,688
What is 1,056 dicks?
1123
00:58:39,828 --> 00:58:42,763
A lot of dicks.
1124
00:58:42,931 --> 00:58:45,593
Beep! Perfect score.
1125
00:58:45,767 --> 00:58:47,701
Gold star.
1126
00:58:47,869 --> 00:58:51,430
We haven't even begun
calculating blow jobs.
1127
00:58:56,812 --> 00:58:59,542
Obviously, the kid doesn't like
being stared at and made fun of,
1128
00:58:59,714 --> 00:59:02,114
so maybe she should stop
charging people to look at him.
1129
00:59:02,284 --> 00:59:04,946
Maybe then he could
have a peaceful life.
1130
00:59:10,792 --> 00:59:11,781
What?
1131
00:59:14,262 --> 00:59:15,251
Nothing.
1132
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:19,631
Oh, god!
1133
00:59:21,002 --> 00:59:24,460
Two...three...four...
1134
00:59:28,643 --> 00:59:30,304
Oh, shit!
1135
00:59:33,415 --> 00:59:36,145
When worlds collide.
1136
00:59:36,318 --> 00:59:38,752
I worship the concept.
1137
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,888
-Hey!
-What's up, Jack?
1138
00:59:41,056 --> 00:59:41,886
What are you
doing here?
1139
00:59:42,057 --> 00:59:45,220
Tony Gomez
was a no-show!
1140
00:59:45,393 --> 00:59:47,486
I'm now officially
hitchhiking to Seattle.
1141
00:59:47,662 --> 00:59:50,654
Dude, what are you going
up there for anyways?
1142
00:59:56,605 --> 00:59:59,233
A friend of mine died.
1143
00:59:59,407 --> 01:00:01,238
A fucked up freak
named Jimmy DeAngelo.
1144
01:00:01,409 --> 01:00:02,899
And he left me
his business.
1145
01:00:03,078 --> 01:00:05,171
Got insane in
the brain one night...
1146
01:00:05,347 --> 01:00:06,541
and suicide-pacted
with this other kid.
1147
01:00:06,715 --> 01:00:09,775
Way too much Jack Daniels,
mescaline, and Ozzy Osbourne.
1148
01:00:09,951 --> 01:00:12,579
Backward masking,
suicide is good.
1149
01:00:12,754 --> 01:00:15,086
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah.
1150
01:00:15,257 --> 01:00:17,452
Boom !
1151
01:00:17,626 --> 01:00:19,093
Shotgun to the face
in the playground.
1152
01:00:19,261 --> 01:00:20,353
The other kid died...
1153
01:00:20,529 --> 01:00:25,023
but Jim hung on.
1154
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,565
Oh, they had to do
some major surgery...
1155
01:00:26,735 --> 01:00:28,225
on account that most
of his face was gone.
1156
01:00:28,403 --> 01:00:31,895
They actually grafted some
of his ass up to his face.
1157
01:00:32,073 --> 01:00:34,234
But Jim had a really
hairy ass...
1158
01:00:34,409 --> 01:00:35,273
so he has had to
shave his forehead.
1159
01:00:35,443 --> 01:00:37,035
It was a bad scene.
1160
01:00:37,212 --> 01:00:41,376
And he drooled like
a motherfucker.
1161
01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:43,245
And that's what
eventually did him in.
1162
01:00:43,418 --> 01:00:45,943
Cause, check it out,
Jim didn't mind being ugly...
1163
01:00:46,121 --> 01:00:48,783
and having the hairy
forehead and no teeth.
1164
01:00:48,957 --> 01:00:52,518
But goddamn it, he couldn't
take the drooling.
1165
01:00:52,694 --> 01:00:54,924
So one night he gobbled
too many sleeping pills...
1166
01:00:55,096 --> 01:00:57,087
and he did the job right.
1167
01:01:04,172 --> 01:01:05,366
Anyway!
1168
01:01:17,018 --> 01:01:20,351
How come they call
you Pilot, anyways?
1169
01:01:23,191 --> 01:01:24,522
My mother fucked
an airline pilot...
1170
01:01:24,693 --> 01:01:25,785
only she never
knew his name.
1171
01:01:25,961 --> 01:01:28,293
So she called
me Pilot.
1172
01:01:28,463 --> 01:01:30,328
Good thing he
a wasn't bulimic.
1173
01:01:30,498 --> 01:01:33,058
Otherwise, your
name would be Puke.
1174
01:01:35,003 --> 01:01:36,470
A field!
1175
01:01:36,638 --> 01:01:38,629
We need a field!
1176
01:01:38,807 --> 01:01:41,139
A field
in which to frolic!
1177
01:01:58,059 --> 01:02:00,152
How's your head?
1178
01:02:04,165 --> 01:02:06,258
Good.
1179
01:02:06,434 --> 01:02:07,423
Good.
1180
01:02:16,211 --> 01:02:17,542
What?
1181
01:02:29,124 --> 01:02:31,024
OK.
1182
01:02:37,532 --> 01:02:39,261
We found the shoes.
1183
01:02:43,371 --> 01:02:45,032
You went
through my shit?
1184
01:02:45,206 --> 01:02:46,036
No.
1185
01:02:46,207 --> 01:02:49,870
The bag,
it was open...
1186
01:02:50,045 --> 01:02:52,275
a little bit.
1187
01:02:54,849 --> 01:02:57,113
So what's your
point, exactly?
1188
01:02:59,054 --> 01:03:04,356
We were there,
at the Dan D. Fine.
1189
01:03:04,526 --> 01:03:06,187
We heard about
the shoes.
1190
01:03:29,918 --> 01:03:36,653
A girlfriend and I went
to Los Angeles...
1191
01:03:36,825 --> 01:03:38,884
to become actresses.
1192
01:03:43,231 --> 01:03:44,892
Yeah, it didn't
work out.
1193
01:03:47,068 --> 01:03:49,332
I don't think
I had any talent.
1194
01:03:49,504 --> 01:03:52,337
So, after a few years,
I said, ''Fuck it,''
1195
01:03:52,507 --> 01:03:55,943
and was heading back home.
1196
01:03:56,111 --> 01:03:57,635
But I stopped in Vegas...
1197
01:03:57,812 --> 01:04:05,184
where a pit boss comped
me a meal and a room...
1198
01:04:05,353 --> 01:04:08,720
and asked if I'd...
1199
01:04:08,890 --> 01:04:12,053
escort some friend of his,
some Texas high roller...
1200
01:04:12,227 --> 01:04:14,457
you know, and sit at
the tables with him...
1201
01:04:14,629 --> 01:04:18,156
let him rub my thigh
for good luck.
1202
01:04:20,235 --> 01:04:21,224
So, uh...
1203
01:04:24,973 --> 01:04:25,962
I did it.
1204
01:04:28,777 --> 01:04:31,678
The next morning,
I woke up alone...
1205
01:04:31,846 --> 01:04:33,711
with an envelope
on the nightstand...
1206
01:04:33,882 --> 01:04:35,611
filled with hundreds.
1207
01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:42,189
Within a couple of weeks,
I was at the Dan D. Fine.
1208
01:04:44,259 --> 01:04:46,159
But what about
the shoes?
1209
01:04:49,397 --> 01:04:51,126
I don't know.
1210
01:04:51,299 --> 01:04:56,327
Just some symbolic gesture
that, at the time, seemed epic,
1211
01:04:56,504 --> 01:05:01,567
but now only seems stupid.
1212
01:05:03,745 --> 01:05:06,942
So, what are you
going to do next?
1213
01:05:09,184 --> 01:05:10,048
I don't know.
1214
01:05:10,218 --> 01:05:12,152
What do you think
I should do?
1215
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:13,810
Got any ideas?
1216
01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:20,189
Anything but home.
1217
01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:33,202
All right.
1218
01:05:34,943 --> 01:05:37,173
The ''so what'' factor is...
1219
01:05:40,615 --> 01:05:42,276
huge.
1220
01:05:42,450 --> 01:05:46,216
The unlove...
1221
01:05:46,387 --> 01:05:49,049
at the end of the day...
1222
01:05:49,224 --> 01:05:52,352
shit, you can see the merit in
actually fellating the pistol,
1223
01:05:52,527 --> 01:05:57,487
because no matter what...
1224
01:05:57,665 --> 01:05:59,064
no matter how much
money you make...
1225
01:05:59,234 --> 01:06:02,135
no matter
how many gowns you bone...
1226
01:06:02,303 --> 01:06:04,965
no matter how many times
you groove...
1227
01:06:05,139 --> 01:06:09,132
like nobody
ever grooved before...
1228
01:06:11,279 --> 01:06:13,076
in a hundred years or so...
1229
01:06:14,949 --> 01:06:16,211
you're dust.
1230
01:06:18,586 --> 01:06:20,451
Crumbling soot in a pine box...
1231
01:06:20,622 --> 01:06:22,112
that our loved ones went
all out for...
1232
01:06:22,290 --> 01:06:23,780
so that you could be...
1233
01:06:27,362 --> 01:06:29,489
crumbling soot
in a pine box...
1234
01:06:31,566 --> 01:06:33,864
in a J.C. Penney suit no less.
1235
01:06:34,035 --> 01:06:35,832
And why?
1236
01:06:36,004 --> 01:06:37,596
Because we never wore
them in life...
1237
01:06:37,772 --> 01:06:39,000
so they just figure,
''what the fuck?''
1238
01:06:39,173 --> 01:06:41,573
and they stick us
in the cheapo one.
1239
01:06:41,743 --> 01:06:44,303
Better than the concert t-shirts
and the ripped-up jeans...
1240
01:06:44,479 --> 01:06:45,776
you wore in life...
1241
01:06:45,947 --> 01:06:49,212
and what the fuck would he know
about Giorgio Armani, anyway?
1242
01:06:49,384 --> 01:06:52,945
Johnny the Fox!
1243
01:06:53,121 --> 01:06:58,525
You're one daffy
in-vi-di-dual.
1244
01:06:58,693 --> 01:07:00,251
In-vi-di-dual?
1245
01:07:01,963 --> 01:07:02,952
Yes, sir.
1246
01:07:07,735 --> 01:07:10,568
J.C. Penney!
1247
01:07:10,738 --> 01:07:16,199
Even a freak don't deserve
to go down in some J.C. Penney!
1248
01:07:16,377 --> 01:07:19,141
Even a goddamn freak!
1249
01:07:35,997 --> 01:07:36,827
Slower.
1250
01:07:36,998 --> 01:07:39,023
Slower.
1251
01:07:42,670 --> 01:07:44,160
Like this?
1252
01:09:35,950 --> 01:09:39,442
Hey, you want to give
me a ride back to the Murrays'?
1253
01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:41,588
I don't think
I can drive.
1254
01:09:50,865 --> 01:09:52,992
So, clearly,
you hit that last night.
1255
01:09:55,570 --> 01:09:56,400
Yeah.
1256
01:09:56,571 --> 01:09:59,802
What was it like?
1257
01:09:59,974 --> 01:10:04,968
It was, uh,
it was good.
1258
01:10:05,146 --> 01:10:07,637
You tell her you knew?
1259
01:10:07,815 --> 01:10:11,012
Yeah, she was cool.
1260
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:20,853
You came, didn't you?
1261
01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:44,411
Mrs. Murray,
what's going on?
1262
01:10:44,585 --> 01:10:45,882
Police won't come.
1263
01:10:46,053 --> 01:10:48,180
Had trouble before.
1264
01:10:48,356 --> 01:10:51,553
They say you want to charge
folks money to see your oddity,
1265
01:10:51,726 --> 01:10:54,058
then you got
to expect trouble.
1266
01:10:54,228 --> 01:10:55,354
What kind
of trouble?
1267
01:10:55,530 --> 01:10:57,157
So they won't make
the trip anymore.
1268
01:10:57,331 --> 01:11:00,630
You just got to wait
for the trouble to go away.
1269
01:11:07,141 --> 01:11:08,130
Dude, drink it.
1270
01:11:10,011 --> 01:11:11,842
Alligator Boy!
1271
01:11:12,013 --> 01:11:13,344
What's going on, guys?
1272
01:11:13,514 --> 01:11:16,745
Hey, meet Desmond,
the Alligator Boy.
1273
01:11:16,918 --> 01:11:18,613
Desmond's learning
to party.
1274
01:11:18,786 --> 01:11:19,775
Beer?
1275
01:11:20,988 --> 01:11:22,080
No, thanks.
1276
01:11:22,256 --> 01:11:23,655
Maybe you guys should
leave him alone.
1277
01:11:23,825 --> 01:11:24,849
How's that?
1278
01:11:25,026 --> 01:11:26,584
I said maybe you should
leave him alone.
1279
01:11:26,761 --> 01:11:28,353
Who are you, his mama?
1280
01:11:28,529 --> 01:11:29,928
No, no, it can't be
his mama.
1281
01:11:30,097 --> 01:11:31,064
His mama's in the house...
1282
01:11:31,232 --> 01:11:33,029
crying into her Bible.
1283
01:11:33,201 --> 01:11:35,533
Maybe this is
the boyfriend.
1284
01:11:35,703 --> 01:11:37,864
You the boyfriend?
1285
01:11:38,039 --> 01:11:39,700
You like
alligator dick?
1286
01:11:39,874 --> 01:11:41,603
You like to suck it?
1287
01:11:41,776 --> 01:11:45,803
Yo, Shanks, who is this
strong, silent type, huh?
1288
01:11:45,980 --> 01:11:48,540
Is this Clint Eastwood?
1289
01:11:48,716 --> 01:11:51,276
No, man, I think
that's Steve McQueen!
1290
01:11:51,452 --> 01:11:52,783
I think you're
both wrong.
1291
01:11:52,954 --> 01:11:56,287
This is Jack Hayes,
the God of Fuck.
1292
01:11:56,457 --> 01:11:59,915
The God of Fuck?
Is that what they call you?
1293
01:12:00,094 --> 01:12:01,789
The God of Fuck?
1294
01:12:01,963 --> 01:12:03,021
Tell me something.
1295
01:12:03,197 --> 01:12:05,188
Do you like
to get fucked?
1296
01:12:10,238 --> 01:12:12,934
Sorry about that, Clint.
1297
01:12:13,107 --> 01:12:16,736
Hey, Shanks,
check this out!
1298
01:12:55,616 --> 01:12:56,605
Hey, you OK?
1299
01:12:56,784 --> 01:12:58,445
I'm all right.
1300
01:13:00,221 --> 01:13:02,052
Hey, Shanks...
1301
01:13:02,223 --> 01:13:04,521
welcome to the human race,
motherfucker!
1302
01:13:06,761 --> 01:13:07,591
Come here...
1303
01:13:07,762 --> 01:13:09,127
I'm all right.
1304
01:13:20,608 --> 01:13:22,132
Leave you guys alone
for a couple hours...
1305
01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:25,802
and the action just pours
like silver, doesn't it?
1306
01:13:25,980 --> 01:13:26,969
Whoa.
1307
01:13:28,316 --> 01:13:29,681
I can't tell you
what a pleasure it was...
1308
01:13:29,850 --> 01:13:31,249
to meet you guys.
1309
01:13:33,054 --> 01:13:33,918
You take care.
1310
01:13:34,088 --> 01:13:34,952
Pilot!
1311
01:13:35,122 --> 01:13:35,986
All right, Des?
1312
01:13:36,157 --> 01:13:37,590
Pilot, let's go!
1313
01:13:40,795 --> 01:13:43,992
Those football turds were
just like Miranda's Pandas.
1314
01:13:45,499 --> 01:13:47,160
The same type of dudes.
1315
01:13:49,403 --> 01:13:50,700
It was fucked.
1316
01:13:52,106 --> 01:13:53,835
I don't know,
when you think about it...
1317
01:13:54,008 --> 01:13:57,239
it's like the world's
divided into two groups:
1318
01:13:57,411 --> 01:14:00,073
Pandas and Alligator Boys.
1319
01:14:00,247 --> 01:14:02,181
How much did
you give her?
1320
01:14:04,719 --> 01:14:05,708
Not much.
1321
01:14:05,886 --> 01:14:07,353
Come on, Pilot,
how much?
1322
01:14:07,521 --> 01:14:09,853
Just a bit--
I'm not a rich guy.
1323
01:14:10,024 --> 01:14:11,048
Just a bit.
1324
01:14:11,225 --> 01:14:12,089
''A bit?''
1325
01:14:12,259 --> 01:14:15,126
And what is a bit?
1326
01:14:15,296 --> 01:14:16,957
Don't be so nosy, Jack.
1327
01:14:17,131 --> 01:14:20,066
Don't be such a fucking
pussy, Pilot.
1328
01:14:20,234 --> 01:14:21,895
Just tell me how much.
1329
01:14:22,069 --> 01:14:23,764
Just a bit, all right?
1330
01:14:23,938 --> 01:14:26,133
The kid's dying.
1331
01:14:26,307 --> 01:14:28,275
I gave them a bit.
1332
01:15:19,260 --> 01:15:20,192
No fucking way!
1333
01:15:20,361 --> 01:15:21,191
-Pop quiz.
-Go!
1334
01:15:21,362 --> 01:15:22,761
Number of possible
highways and byways...
1335
01:15:22,930 --> 01:15:24,864
in this fair nation
that we could be on.
1336
01:15:25,032 --> 01:15:25,896
A gazillion!
1337
01:15:26,067 --> 01:15:27,091
Number of possible
highways and byways...
1338
01:15:27,268 --> 01:15:28,098
in this fair nation...
1339
01:15:28,269 --> 01:15:29,201
that Miranda's Pandas
could be on?
1340
01:15:29,370 --> 01:15:30,234
A zillion!
1341
01:15:30,404 --> 01:15:31,234
Possible conclusion
that could be drawn...
1342
01:15:31,405 --> 01:15:32,599
from them being on...
1343
01:15:32,773 --> 01:15:34,104
this very same highway,
byway as us?
1344
01:15:34,275 --> 01:15:35,867
Start getting used
to loose slippers.
1345
01:15:36,043 --> 01:15:37,806
Perfect score.
Gold star.
1346
01:15:37,978 --> 01:15:39,673
Anyone care
to fill me in?
1347
01:15:44,218 --> 01:15:45,515
Now we're on the run.
1348
01:15:45,686 --> 01:15:48,211
I thought you were going
to Seattle for the scene.
1349
01:15:48,389 --> 01:15:50,914
Yeah, we thought we'd combine
checking out the scene...
1350
01:15:51,092 --> 01:15:53,890
with a little flight
to safety, right, Pi?
1351
01:15:54,061 --> 01:15:54,891
Right.
1352
01:15:55,062 --> 01:15:56,222
Hey, where we going now?
1353
01:15:56,397 --> 01:15:57,455
You want to check
the maps?
1354
01:15:57,631 --> 01:16:00,065
This doesn't
change anything.
1355
01:16:00,234 --> 01:16:02,862
We check out the place,
and then we split.
1356
01:16:03,037 --> 01:16:05,164
So, you still want
to go to Seattle.
1357
01:16:05,339 --> 01:16:06,601
Yeah, dude,
it'll be all right.
1358
01:16:06,774 --> 01:16:08,071
I mean,
it's a huge place.
1359
01:16:08,242 --> 01:16:10,369
Bro, if it's
so fucking huge...
1360
01:16:10,544 --> 01:16:13,240
then how the fuck are
you going to find Amy Carnes?
1361
01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:17,641
How do you know
about that?
1362
01:16:19,420 --> 01:16:20,910
How do you know
about that, dude?
1363
01:16:22,189 --> 01:16:24,248
Fucking dick.
1364
01:16:24,425 --> 01:16:25,687
What? Did Fox tell you?
1365
01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:27,020
Dude, I heard you
telling him.
1366
01:16:27,194 --> 01:16:28,821
What are
you talking about?
1367
01:16:28,996 --> 01:16:30,054
This whole thing...
1368
01:16:30,231 --> 01:16:33,291
this whole stupid thing
was that so Pilot could...
1369
01:16:33,467 --> 01:16:35,526
chase after
some fantasy girl.
1370
01:16:35,703 --> 01:16:36,601
Dude, we macked!
1371
01:16:36,770 --> 01:16:38,499
Oh, God...
1372
01:16:38,672 --> 01:16:40,139
these guys are cool!
1373
01:16:40,307 --> 01:16:42,298
They're going to Seattle!
1374
01:16:42,476 --> 01:16:44,034
And they're tripping
to the tits!
1375
01:16:45,779 --> 01:16:49,306
What exactly
are you on the run from?
1376
01:16:49,483 --> 01:16:50,916
Why don't you tell
her, Jack?
1377
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:55,079
Tell her, Jack!
1378
01:16:56,423 --> 01:16:57,412
I will.
1379
01:16:58,592 --> 01:17:00,116
I fucked a guy's wife...
1380
01:17:00,294 --> 01:17:02,660
and now he wants
to break my feet.
1381
01:17:08,035 --> 01:17:10,299
And Pilot doesn't
seem to give a shit!
1382
01:17:10,471 --> 01:17:12,063
Why you getting
so bent?
1383
01:17:12,239 --> 01:17:14,935
We had to leave,
what's it matter where?
1384
01:17:15,109 --> 01:17:16,269
-You're joking, right?
-No!
1385
01:17:16,443 --> 01:17:17,273
-No!
-You're joking!
1386
01:17:17,444 --> 01:17:19,241
That's sort
of pathetic, Pilot!
1387
01:17:19,413 --> 01:17:20,573
What is?
1388
01:17:20,748 --> 01:17:22,477
As if it's any of
your business.
1389
01:17:22,650 --> 01:17:25,141
He's your best friend,
and he's in trouble...
1390
01:17:25,319 --> 01:17:26,911
and you drag him
up here on a lie.
1391
01:17:27,087 --> 01:17:28,418
I don't know,
that's sort of pathetic...
1392
01:17:28,589 --> 01:17:29,556
in my book.
1393
01:17:29,723 --> 01:17:30,917
In your book?
1394
01:17:31,091 --> 01:17:31,955
Yep.
1395
01:17:32,126 --> 01:17:33,923
What's the title
of that book?
1396
01:17:34,094 --> 01:17:35,425
Is it called,
''Give me 100 bucks...
1397
01:17:35,596 --> 01:17:36,756
and I'll suck
your dick?''
1398
01:17:36,931 --> 01:17:38,626
Because I think
I read that one...
1399
01:17:38,799 --> 01:17:42,860
and it was, it was,
ooh, lurid!
1400
01:17:43,037 --> 01:17:44,971
Are you
kidding me, Pilot?
1401
01:17:45,139 --> 01:17:46,265
Look at yourself!
1402
01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:48,340
You're a drug dealer!
1403
01:17:48,509 --> 01:17:49,771
Settle down
with that, Yoko.
1404
01:17:49,944 --> 01:17:51,104
No, you settle down, Johnny.
1405
01:17:51,278 --> 01:17:52,142
You are no better
than them.
1406
01:17:52,313 --> 01:17:53,405
In fact, you're worse.
1407
01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:55,276
You're old.
1408
01:17:55,449 --> 01:17:56,473
Time out.
1409
01:17:56,650 --> 01:17:57,480
What happened to the hooker
with the heart of gold?
1410
01:17:57,651 --> 01:17:58,549
Didn't you read
that chapter?
1411
01:17:58,719 --> 01:17:59,549
You know, maybe
I am a drug dealer,
1412
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:00,550
but I'll tell you
this much,
1413
01:18:00,721 --> 01:18:01,619
when I tell
my grandkiddies stories...
1414
01:18:01,789 --> 01:18:02,881
about my misspent youth...
1415
01:18:03,057 --> 01:18:04,456
I won't have to
include the fact...
1416
01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:06,217
that I spread them wide
for any jake...
1417
01:18:06,393 --> 01:18:07,724
with a fistful
of fifties!
1418
01:18:07,895 --> 01:18:09,260
That I saw
more strange dick...
1419
01:18:09,430 --> 01:18:10,624
than a draft board
doctor.
1420
01:18:10,798 --> 01:18:11,730
Jack.
1421
01:18:11,899 --> 01:18:14,231
That I could be sold,
rolled, and cornholed...
1422
01:18:14,401 --> 01:18:16,528
for a negotiable price.
1423
01:18:27,481 --> 01:18:28,345
Congratulations.
1424
01:18:28,515 --> 01:18:29,743
You just became
the Sir Edmund Hillary...
1425
01:18:29,917 --> 01:18:31,214
of assholes.
1426
01:18:31,385 --> 01:18:33,285
You climbed the highest
mountain, Pilot.
1427
01:18:33,454 --> 01:18:34,978
There's five good ones.
1428
01:18:44,431 --> 01:18:45,921
Whatever, right?
1429
01:18:48,202 --> 01:18:49,726
Yeah.
1430
01:18:49,903 --> 01:18:51,461
Whatever.
1431
01:18:53,173 --> 01:18:55,266
Hey, are you
coming or not, man?
1432
01:18:55,442 --> 01:18:56,306
Come on, Johnny.
1433
01:18:56,477 --> 01:18:58,570
What about Mom and Dad?
1434
01:18:58,746 --> 01:18:59,735
Get in.
1435
01:20:04,511 --> 01:20:07,412
But today, it is
heightened by a sense of loss.
1436
01:20:26,266 --> 01:20:27,858
Pilot, this is Gold...
1437
01:20:28,035 --> 01:20:30,094
a beautiful boy
who don't say...
1438
01:20:33,273 --> 01:20:35,935
Hey, Pilot! Pilot!
1439
01:20:37,010 --> 01:20:38,500
Come on.
1440
01:20:49,957 --> 01:20:52,653
You know, Skynyrd,
now that was a tragedy.
1441
01:20:52,826 --> 01:20:55,260
Duane Allman, tragedy...
1442
01:20:55,429 --> 01:20:57,761
this is a fucking blip,
you know?
1443
01:20:57,931 --> 01:20:59,489
Can I help you, bro?
1444
01:21:00,768 --> 01:21:03,737
I'm looking for
Amy Carnes.
1445
01:21:03,904 --> 01:21:07,305
She's at the vigil
with the rest of them.
1446
01:21:07,474 --> 01:21:11,205
No, dude, what was
that guy's name in AC/DC?
1447
01:21:11,378 --> 01:21:15,212
Hey! Nice arachnid, man.
1448
01:21:15,382 --> 01:21:17,009
No, no, the first guy.
1449
01:21:17,184 --> 01:21:19,709
No, that was the guy
that took his place.
1450
01:21:21,121 --> 01:21:22,713
Do you believe that guy?
Do you believe that guy?
1451
01:21:22,890 --> 01:21:25,222
Do you believe
that fucking guy?
1452
01:21:25,392 --> 01:21:28,259
He still wants to go
up there after everything.
1453
01:21:28,429 --> 01:21:29,555
Still wants
to go up there.
1454
01:21:29,730 --> 01:21:30,992
He didn't give
a shit about me.
1455
01:21:31,165 --> 01:21:33,827
This whole stupid trip
was so he could go...
1456
01:21:34,001 --> 01:21:35,832
and find
Amy Fucking Carnes.
1457
01:21:36,003 --> 01:21:38,471
What an asshole!
1458
01:22:32,626 --> 01:22:33,456
Amy.
1459
01:22:33,627 --> 01:22:34,616
Yeah.
1460
01:22:38,765 --> 01:22:41,233
Hey, yo, it's me.
It's Pilot.
1461
01:22:41,401 --> 01:22:44,199
That's your name?
1462
01:22:44,371 --> 01:22:47,465
Yeah, from
McKinley High.
1463
01:22:47,641 --> 01:22:50,542
I went to McKinley.
When did you graduate?
1464
01:22:52,646 --> 01:22:56,275
Oh, you...it's probably
because of this--
1465
01:22:56,450 --> 01:22:58,111
you don't recognize me
because of the spider.
1466
01:22:58,285 --> 01:23:00,913
You, uh...
1467
01:23:01,021 --> 01:23:04,013
you know,
rage all night.
1468
01:23:04,191 --> 01:23:05,715
''Sweet Child of Mine.''
1469
01:23:05,893 --> 01:23:09,727
Isn't it so sad about Kurt?
1470
01:23:09,897 --> 01:23:11,194
Hold my hand.
1471
01:23:15,469 --> 01:23:18,302
You guys, this is Pirate.
1472
01:23:24,478 --> 01:23:25,467
No, it's Pilot.
1473
01:23:25,646 --> 01:23:28,615
Shh...let's listen.
1474
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:35,415
It's Pilot.
1475
01:24:53,867 --> 01:24:54,856
Pilot!
1476
01:24:57,337 --> 01:24:58,827
Pilot!
1477
01:24:59,006 --> 01:25:01,099
Jack! Jack!
1478
01:25:01,274 --> 01:25:02,502
Jack! Jack!
1479
01:25:03,977 --> 01:25:04,807
Pilot!
1480
01:25:04,978 --> 01:25:06,002
Jack! Jack!
1481
01:25:42,916 --> 01:25:43,905
No!
1482
01:25:44,084 --> 01:25:45,847
Fuck! Fuck!
1483
01:26:25,092 --> 01:26:25,990
Jack, Jack, Jack.
1484
01:26:26,159 --> 01:26:28,320
Give it up, baby.
1485
01:26:35,102 --> 01:26:36,091
Cassie!
1486
01:26:43,009 --> 01:26:44,601
You're embarrassing
yourself, baby.
1487
01:26:48,181 --> 01:26:49,705
Do you know
what that means?
1488
01:26:49,883 --> 01:26:52,351
The game is over!
1489
01:26:52,519 --> 01:26:54,612
Fuck you up two times!
1490
01:26:56,356 --> 01:26:57,345
Come on!
1491
01:27:05,532 --> 01:27:06,521
That's what it's about!
1492
01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:08,395
Let's go! Come on!
Get down here!
1493
01:27:08,568 --> 01:27:10,559
Watch this!
Watch this!
1494
01:27:10,737 --> 01:27:12,466
Watch it!
1495
01:27:12,639 --> 01:27:13,469
I'm sorry.
1496
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:14,629
Watch it!
1497
01:27:17,177 --> 01:27:18,166
Jack!
1498
01:27:20,647 --> 01:27:22,046
Jack!
1499
01:27:26,586 --> 01:27:27,575
Jack!
1500
01:27:35,462 --> 01:27:36,690
Next time keep it
in your pants, Hayes...
1501
01:27:36,863 --> 01:27:39,058
or we'll break that, too.
1502
01:27:41,001 --> 01:27:43,231
We'll call 91 1
from the car.
1503
01:27:43,403 --> 01:27:45,701
Hope you have
insurance, Jack.
1504
01:27:45,872 --> 01:27:47,840
Adios, motherfucker.
1505
01:28:12,499 --> 01:28:13,488
Hey.
1506
01:28:16,503 --> 01:28:17,492
Hey.
1507
01:28:18,572 --> 01:28:20,301
How are you doing?
1508
01:28:20,473 --> 01:28:22,998
I've been better.
1509
01:28:29,149 --> 01:28:31,481
How about you?
1510
01:28:31,651 --> 01:28:32,640
OK.
1511
01:28:36,022 --> 01:28:38,081
Oh, that was kind of
unreal, wasn't it?
1512
01:28:38,258 --> 01:28:39,691
Totally fucking gothic.
1513
01:28:39,860 --> 01:28:41,760
A grade-B horror flick.
1514
01:28:41,928 --> 01:28:45,261
Only thing fucking missing
is fucking Christopher Lee...
1515
01:28:45,432 --> 01:28:47,866
Peter Cushing,
and John Fucking Carradine.
1516
01:28:48,034 --> 01:28:50,867
What's wrong with him?
1517
01:28:51,037 --> 01:28:53,870
I think he's
having re-entry problems.
1518
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:55,701
Hey, kiddies.
1519
01:28:55,876 --> 01:28:57,844
Ooh, Jack Hayes,
you're awake.
1520
01:28:58,011 --> 01:29:00,138
How you feeling,
brother?
1521
01:29:00,313 --> 01:29:01,780
Hey, man,
I'm all right.
1522
01:29:03,984 --> 01:29:05,144
Jack...
1523
01:29:06,786 --> 01:29:08,151
Forget it.
1524
01:29:10,257 --> 01:29:11,485
Hey...
1525
01:29:11,658 --> 01:29:14,092
did you find her?
1526
01:29:23,570 --> 01:29:24,559
Pilot.
1527
01:29:29,776 --> 01:29:30,970
I'm sorry, man.
1528
01:29:31,144 --> 01:29:32,133
Hey, man.
1529
01:29:32,312 --> 01:29:38,945
It's OK.
1530
01:29:39,119 --> 01:29:40,916
Hey...
1531
01:29:42,455 --> 01:29:44,821
Who the hell needs
feet anyway?
1532
01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:01,334
I got to
get out of here.
1533
01:30:01,508 --> 01:30:03,567
What?
1534
01:30:03,743 --> 01:30:09,443
Yeah, I got to get back.
I got a girl in Vegas.
1535
01:30:09,616 --> 01:30:11,584
You feeling ready
for her?
1536
01:30:11,751 --> 01:30:14,982
Kind of miss her.
1537
01:30:17,590 --> 01:30:19,421
Can I take the Monte?
1538
01:30:19,592 --> 01:30:22,186
Keep it.
1539
01:30:22,362 --> 01:30:24,262
Maybe
you shouldn't drive.
1540
01:30:25,565 --> 01:30:26,554
Oh, please.
1541
01:30:28,902 --> 01:30:30,870
You guys are gonna hang?
1542
01:30:33,506 --> 01:30:34,666
Yeah.
1543
01:30:36,009 --> 01:30:38,443
I think we're gonna
hang for a while.
1544
01:30:43,483 --> 01:30:45,178
I like it.
1545
01:30:45,352 --> 01:30:48,185
Hit the road,
flee for your life.
1546
01:30:48,355 --> 01:30:51,620
Meet a doll who's got
''once in a lifetime''
1547
01:30:51,791 --> 01:30:54,282
and ''girl of my dreams''
and ''reason to believe''
1548
01:30:54,461 --> 01:30:57,692
written all over her
like so much graffiti.
1549
01:30:59,799 --> 01:31:01,460
Only happen to
the God of Fuck.
1550
01:31:01,634 --> 01:31:03,659
That's me.
1551
01:31:05,338 --> 01:31:07,135
Pop quiz.
1552
01:31:07,307 --> 01:31:08,365
Go.
1553
01:31:08,541 --> 01:31:12,068
How much I owe you
for helping me out?
1554
01:31:12,245 --> 01:31:13,940
A gazillion.
1555
01:31:14,114 --> 01:31:16,981
Who's the major
old school happener?
1556
01:31:17,150 --> 01:31:19,710
Pilot.
1557
01:31:19,886 --> 01:31:21,945
How much longer
are we a team?
1558
01:31:24,991 --> 01:31:25,980
Forever.
1559
01:31:28,261 --> 01:31:30,320
Beep. Perfect score.
1560
01:31:31,931 --> 01:31:33,455
Gold star.
1561
01:31:38,438 --> 01:31:39,803
Late.
1562
01:31:44,310 --> 01:31:45,299
Late.
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