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Previously on
Hap and Leonard.
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Who the hell is that?
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***
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I'm glad 'bout
what happened between us.
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I just have a feeling
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that I might never see you again.
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It just doesn't work.
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In the end,
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it's always me and you.
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Some roads you don't cross.
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L.C. Soothe learned that
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the day the Devil
came to Grovetown.
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L.C. had the Blues in his heart,
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but his fingers were
stiff as a corpse.
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So he killed a chicken,
boiled its blood,
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and called up the Devil.
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With old Scratch
pumping through his veins,
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L.C. became the best
Blues player ever lived.
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But the Devil makes no deals
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he don't get a little
something extra.
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Every time L.C. played,
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that damn Devil got a little
piece of somebody's soul...
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and replaced it with
a little bit of himself.
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And that little bit of the Devil
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made the people of Grovetown
crazy mean sons of bitches.
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Bad things happened
on the tracks that night.
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Some say the Devil
never left this place.
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Some say he never will.
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What the hell happened
to you boys back there?
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The black and white brothers
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from way across the tracks
found that out.
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Found it out the hard way.
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Synced and corrected by LittleDuck
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Come on.
I got you, bro.
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Easy.
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You don't want a hand?
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Hey.
You need anything?
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Nah.
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Got everything I need
right here.
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♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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♪ And I know I'm goin' home ♪
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♪ Snowflakes a-fallin' ♪
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♪ My old home's a-callin' ♪
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♪ Tall pine's are hummin' ♪
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♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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♪ Can't ya hear them bells
ringin', ringin'? ♪
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♪ Joy, joy, hear them singin' ♪
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♪ When it's snowin'
I'll be goin' ♪
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♪ Back to my country home ♪
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♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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Ho, ho, ho,
you crack-smokin' mother...
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♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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♪ And I know I'm goin' home ♪
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♪ SOLO BANJO ♪
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Aah! I'm on fire!
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Santa's comin'
to spread some holiday cheer
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and whoop some ass.
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- ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
- SINGING: Christmas time's a-comin'
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- ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
- SINGING: Christmas time's a-comin'
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- Christmas...
- ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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♪ And I know I'm goin' home ♪
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I'm on fire!
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- What?
- ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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Get! Don't you come back now,
ya hear?
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♪ And I know I'm goin' home ♪
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Aw, no, Leonard.
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- Not again.
- ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
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- ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪
- I told y'all.
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I don't want no drugs
in my neighborhood.
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Get on, now! Get!
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Hey, Hap!
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Leonard.
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You, too!
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I'm on fire!
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- Aah!
- Hey, hold still.
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Hold still!
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Hey, man, you just hittin' me now!
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You probably want to rethink
this hairdo anyway.
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Aah! Come on, man!
Come on!
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This shit is dope!
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Good to see you again, Cletus.
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What happened
to your mohawk?
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That ain't a mohawk.
That's a high top.
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Is that what it is?
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I guess it's about time you
changed that out anyway, huh?
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That's exactly what I said.
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Man, this is a hot box, man.
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Yeah, well, you about to spend
New Year's behind bars.
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What?
Th-This dude hit me!
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I had a flamin' hot box comin' at me.
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Had to put him down
to put him out.
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I thought you quit.
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Yeah, well, I like to quit
a few times a year.
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That way she tastes that much
better when I get back to her.
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Uh-huh.
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Damn.
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I think this might be
Leonard's best one yet.
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Practice makes all the difference.
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Dopin' sons of bitches.
Get the hell out of here!
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That's the last of 'em.
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- Merry Christmas, Charlie.
- Merry Christmas, Leonard.
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I was just tellin' Hap this
might be your best one yet.
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Yeah.
A thing of beauty, ain't it?
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Y'all just not gonna get me
any medical attention?
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Quit whining, Cletus.
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- Name?
- Uh, Boogie Wilson.
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Merry Christmas, Boogie.
Take a seat. Name?
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- What the hell am I doin' here?
- Aiding and abetting.
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- I saved a man's life tonight.
- I seen it on my own porch.
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I mean, Hap's a hero.
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Should get a-a Samaritan award
or somethin'.
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- Right.
- Man,
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I'm putting cases
on both your asses.
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Shut up, Cletus.
It's Christmas Eve.
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Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men.
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- Go sit down now.
- All that crap.
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Cletus Carter the Third, welcome back.
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Take a seat.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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That's better.
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Collins and Pine.
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Pine and Collins.
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Welcome back.
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Heard this one was the best yet,
Leonard.
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Thank you, ma'am.
I set the bar high for myself.
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All right, let's go.
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I want to show you two
shit birds something.
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Wife got me started at this.
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Thought it'd help me quit smoking.
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She got me a book on it.
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Right there's a duck.
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Look like a spider to me.
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Workin' on my bunny rabbit.
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Bunny rabbit.
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- Spider.
- Spider.
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That's a pussy.
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Oh, God.
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Don't tell me that book of yours
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got a chapter on shadow vaginas.
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Well, here.
Leonard, this one's for you.
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Charlie!
Where that hell is Hanson?
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He's on his way.
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Take my advice... Don't pull
your smart-ass routine
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on him when he gets here.
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He's been in a shitty mood
since him and Florida broke up.
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Well, I've been there.
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He's trying to work things out
with the wife.
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Unh.
They got kids, ya know.
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- I know.
- Hap.
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- I don't care.
- Hap!
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What?
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Just 'cause she broke up with him
don't make it good news for you.
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- Did I say it was?
- Oh, but you was thinkin' it.
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Detective.
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Guy in cell three wants
we should call his wife,
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tell her to tape a nature show
special off the TV.
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Otherwise, he's gonna miss it.
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It's a special about bears.
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- Hey, Peg.
- Uh-huh?
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What's this look like to you?
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Spider.
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Oh. God damn.
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As the snow melts
and Mother Sun returns,
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they awaken from their slumber.
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High atop a quagmire,
we find Ginger bear.
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We'll be seeing her again.
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With winter gone
and a tug in her loins,
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she goes looking for a mate
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and a safe place for her cubs
during the mating season.
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Spring is for romance.
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Can you believe this shit?
I mean...
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I don't believe it.
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Two bears doin' the mambo
right there on TV.
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You think bear dicks get swelled
up in a knot like dog dicks do?
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I don't know, Cletus.
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I never finished my degree
on bear dicks.
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Oh, Hap, stop lyin'.
Now you're just bein' modest.
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You know, when I was a kid,
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they wouldn't even show
one dog behind the other
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in case something like this happened.
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World's changin', man.
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Ain't nothin' sacred
out there no mo'.
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Amen.
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Girl bear looks bored.
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Remind you of your wife,
Detective Blank?
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All right!
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Get it out.
Get it out.
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Put these dipsticks
back in their cells.
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I want you in my office.
Now.
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Just Collins.
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Leonard.
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Remind me to stop bein' friends
with you.
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If I burnt down every dirtbag's
house 'round here,
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the whole town'd be cinders.
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They was sellin' drugs, Hanson, to kids.
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Now, if you boys would arrest them,
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then Leonard wouldn't feel the need
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to burn their house down,
now, would he, hm?
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It makes us look bad.
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So, you gonna take that out on Leonard?
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- This is his third strike, Hap.
- Oh, come on.
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Just give him one more.
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You don't know how baseball
works, do you?
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Ain't heard from Florida, have you?
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What?
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Have you heard from Florida?
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Well, we're not pen pals or nothin'.
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I-I saw her
couple of months back.
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She was out with some friends.
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Nothin' special.
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Oh, that...
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that is a damn shame.
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If you wanna dance,
get up, have at it.
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I always thought that you two
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were just the...
the best couple.
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I...
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Well, I'm worried about her.
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She went down to Grovetown
the other day.
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See a client.
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Told her it was a bad idea, but...
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she wouldn't listen.
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Well, Grovetown's always a bad idea.
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I mean, she can take care of herself.
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She's smart.
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Maybe too smart for her own good.
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She called me from there yesterday.
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I didn't like the way she sounded.
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Well, I tried.
I tried everything.
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Told her, "Baby, come on home,"
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but she just said,
"I can't. Not yet."
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Thing that's got me shook,
though, is...
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h-how she said it.
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Sounded scared.
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Where do I come into all this?
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I want you to go down there
and bring her home.
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- What, me?
- You.
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What... What about you?
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I'm back with the wife.
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It wouldn't look good I go
chasin' after Florida, you know?
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- Well...
- 'Sides, I got kids.
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It's Christmas.
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But you, you got nobody.
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- I got Leonard.
- Well, his ass is in jail.
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Shit, Hanson.
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Grovetown?
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- Send Charlie.
- Charlie's police.
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This ain't police business.
It's personal.
256
00:18:08,394 --> 00:18:09,947
You do this for me,
257
00:18:11,202 --> 00:18:13,837
I'll let Leonard out of jail
when you get back.
258
00:18:17,509 --> 00:18:19,111
I do this for you,
259
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:22,783
you gotta let Leonard
out of jail now.
260
00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:25,267
Tonight.
261
00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:37,578
Grovetown gives shitholes
a bad name, Hap.
262
00:18:37,612 --> 00:18:40,634
Yep.
I've heard the stories.
263
00:18:40,925 --> 00:18:43,364
It's a two-hour ride
but a hundred years away.
264
00:18:43,918 --> 00:18:45,253
They don't like black folk there
265
00:18:45,286 --> 00:18:48,055
unless they swabbin' out the
toilet or sweepin' the floor
266
00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:50,501
or steppin' off the curb
let the white man pass.
267
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,905
Klan's alive and kickin' there.
268
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,230
Call themselves the Supreme
Order of Caucasian Assholes,
269
00:18:56,264 --> 00:18:57,486
some such shit.
270
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,308
Well, if it's so bad, why did
Hanson ask us to go there?
271
00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:02,237
Well, he ain't askin' you.
He's askin' Hap.
272
00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:04,305
- Well, it's the same thing.
- No, it ain't the same thing!
273
00:19:04,337 --> 00:19:07,075
Guy like you in Grovetown start
the next goddamn Civil War.
274
00:19:07,107 --> 00:19:08,976
Well, I can't help it
if I'm burstin' with charm.
275
00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:11,808
You're burstin' with bullshit's
what you're burstin' with.
276
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,315
Now, Hap, you take my advice.
277
00:19:14,347 --> 00:19:16,483
You go down there,
you get in, you get out.
278
00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,327
You don't take Leonard with you.
279
00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,128
Grovetown and black folk don't mix,
280
00:19:21,154 --> 00:19:23,579
and Leonard Pine does not
play well with others.
281
00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:27,004
Remember what I said!
282
00:19:27,193 --> 00:19:29,360
Be back in an hour, partner.
283
00:19:29,926 --> 00:19:31,667
We'll take my car.
284
00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:34,201
Should hit Grovetown by morning.
285
00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:36,371
I'll get the sandwiches and the guns.
286
00:19:36,513 --> 00:19:38,484
What do we need guns for?
287
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,288
Never know.
288
00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:42,443
Might be in the mood
to shoot somethin'.
289
00:19:44,399 --> 00:19:46,243
You don't need to do this, ya know.
290
00:19:46,797 --> 00:19:48,423
Ain't doin' it for you, Hap.
291
00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:50,078
Florida's family.
292
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,993
Yeah. Right.
293
00:19:54,407 --> 00:19:55,487
Nearly forgot.
294
00:19:56,055 --> 00:19:57,464
Merry Christmas.
295
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,527
You shouldn't have.
296
00:20:01,318 --> 00:20:02,735
Man, I ain't get you nothin'.
297
00:20:03,021 --> 00:20:04,151
I know.
298
00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,467
You're the only gift I need, Leonard.
299
00:21:54,993 --> 00:21:56,328
- Come on, man!
- Come on, please!
300
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,528
We don't want...
We don't want no trouble!
301
00:21:57,561 --> 00:21:59,231
The hell you doin' in my house?
302
00:21:59,263 --> 00:22:01,098
Was guardin' the house next
door, but then we got hungry,
303
00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:02,767
and them crackheads
don't got shit to eat.
304
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,070
Yeah! Yeah,
we went to get pizza,
305
00:22:05,102 --> 00:22:07,772
came back, and we seen you
burnt the place down again.
306
00:22:07,806 --> 00:22:08,807
Yeah, and the cops took you in,
307
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,876
so we just figured
we'd use your place to eat.
308
00:22:10,908 --> 00:22:12,631
This look like a cafeteria to you?
309
00:22:12,657 --> 00:22:15,312
No. But it's a real nice place
you got.
310
00:22:15,346 --> 00:22:17,382
There's some pizza in
the kitchen if you're hungry.
311
00:22:17,415 --> 00:22:18,983
- You can have some.
- Yeah.
312
00:22:19,016 --> 00:22:20,084
Yeah, you can have it.
313
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,311
What kind of pizza?
314
00:22:45,443 --> 00:22:47,579
♪ Dreamer ♪
315
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,274
♪ I've been called ♪
316
00:22:53,384 --> 00:22:55,815
♪ A dreamer ♪
317
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,480
♪ With no future at all ♪
318
00:23:02,926 --> 00:23:06,079
♪ They call me dreamer boy ♪
319
00:23:06,496 --> 00:23:09,025
♪ Oh, but that's all right ♪
320
00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:11,758
- ♪ 'Cause I know ♪
321
00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,796
♪ I know ♪
322
00:23:14,004 --> 00:23:16,241
♪ That you know ♪
323
00:23:18,384 --> 00:23:20,078
- ♪ I'm more than a dreamer ♪
- Hi.
324
00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:22,235
- Hello.
- Ladies.
325
00:23:22,646 --> 00:23:25,149
- ♪ And with you, darlin' ♪
- You're lookin' good.
326
00:23:25,183 --> 00:23:26,550
♪ I can make it ♪
327
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:30,149
- But then, you always do.
- ♪ By and by ♪
328
00:23:30,922 --> 00:23:32,089
Well, you look the same.
329
00:23:37,395 --> 00:23:38,896
Uh, you, uh...
330
00:23:38,929 --> 00:23:40,397
♪ Loser ♪
331
00:23:40,431 --> 00:23:42,300
You wanna dance?
332
00:23:42,332 --> 00:23:44,002
♪ They say I won't succeed ♪
333
00:23:47,204 --> 00:23:49,073
- ♪ Refuser ♪
- Sure.
334
00:23:49,107 --> 00:23:50,642
Watch my bag.
335
00:23:50,675 --> 00:23:53,278
♪ To conformity ♪
336
00:23:55,079 --> 00:23:58,095
♪ But I believe a man ♪
337
00:23:58,649 --> 00:24:02,649
♪ Should reach over yonder
to touch a star ♪
338
00:24:03,253 --> 00:24:05,890
♪ 'Cause with his hands
in the dirt ♪
339
00:24:05,924 --> 00:24:08,225
♪ Doin' that eight-hour work ♪
340
00:24:08,259 --> 00:24:11,363
♪ A man just can't go far ♪
341
00:24:11,396 --> 00:24:15,086
♪ You got to be a dreamer ♪
342
00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:17,827
♪ And with you, darlin' ♪
343
00:24:18,002 --> 00:24:19,960
♪ I can make it ♪
344
00:24:20,237 --> 00:24:23,238
♪ By and by ♪
345
00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:29,625
♪ I'll dream us up ♪
346
00:24:30,548 --> 00:24:33,251
♪ A paradise ♪
347
00:24:35,118 --> 00:24:38,445
♪ Just you and me ♪
348
00:24:39,123 --> 00:24:42,594
♪ And sugar and spice ♪
349
00:24:43,593 --> 00:24:47,368
♪ Yes, I'm a dreamer ♪
350
00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:52,523
♪ And I'll make it
in this old world ♪
351
00:24:54,237 --> 00:24:56,162
♪ Dream... ♪
352
00:25:04,733 --> 00:25:05,930
Florida?
353
00:26:06,778 --> 00:26:08,969
You gonna sniff them, too?
354
00:26:09,203 --> 00:26:10,514
Jesus, Hanson!
355
00:26:10,723 --> 00:26:12,123
Damn!
356
00:26:12,149 --> 00:26:14,151
That's creepy.
What the hell you doin' here?
357
00:26:14,177 --> 00:26:15,805
Shit, I'm a cop.
358
00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,375
What's your excuse?
359
00:26:18,187 --> 00:26:19,975
I just figured I'd check.
360
00:26:20,124 --> 00:26:21,593
See if she got back.
361
00:26:21,626 --> 00:26:23,427
You didn't believe me about her,
did you?
362
00:26:25,195 --> 00:26:27,015
Oh, truth is, uh...
363
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,574
I half expected her to be here.
364
00:26:30,772 --> 00:26:32,073
Hidin' from you.
365
00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:34,745
That girl don't hide from nothin'.
366
00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:36,509
That's what I'm scared of.
367
00:26:37,018 --> 00:26:39,493
Don't know when to quit
pickin' the scabs.
368
00:26:40,677 --> 00:26:42,214
Damn.
369
00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,670
What is it about women, Collins?
370
00:26:50,187 --> 00:26:52,970
Take cavemen like us,
371
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,059
twist our peckers up into knots, and...
372
00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,404
leave us to untie 'em.
373
00:26:58,956 --> 00:27:00,705
Shit ain't right.
374
00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:02,998
No, that's just the good ones.
375
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:06,804
Best ones twist 'em up
so damn tight
376
00:27:06,838 --> 00:27:09,704
you can't untie 'em.
377
00:27:10,508 --> 00:27:12,018
Me and her.
378
00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:17,212
It was good for a while there.
379
00:27:18,348 --> 00:27:20,125
Then it went sour.
380
00:27:23,721 --> 00:27:25,512
Yeah, I know what you mean, Marvin.
381
00:27:26,871 --> 00:27:28,346
You don't know shit.
382
00:27:29,870 --> 00:27:31,516
Don't call me "Marvin."
383
00:27:32,696 --> 00:27:34,299
I spent a year and a half
384
00:27:34,331 --> 00:27:36,707
in a lovin' relationship with that girl.
385
00:27:37,069 --> 00:27:38,516
You
386
00:27:38,586 --> 00:27:40,023
spent the night
in a truck.
387
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,214
Was one hell of a night.
388
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,875
I'ma stop you right there
389
00:27:44,134 --> 00:27:46,813
'fore you make me do
somethin' I might regret.
390
00:27:47,177 --> 00:27:50,180
Why don't you just go home, Hanson, huh?
391
00:27:50,214 --> 00:27:52,907
Spend Christmas Eve with your kids.
392
00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:55,189
I'll call you when I find her.
393
00:27:56,354 --> 00:27:58,857
You'll wanna check that
answering machine 'fore you go.
394
00:28:03,394 --> 00:28:06,263
Hey, Ms. Grange,
it's Bobby Joe.
395
00:28:06,297 --> 00:28:07,464
I appreciate you meetin' up with us
396
00:28:07,498 --> 00:28:09,134
with the holidays and all.
397
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:10,268
We'll be around at the, uh...
398
00:28:10,301 --> 00:28:12,770
the radio station around
1:00 p.m. with Mr. Knox
399
00:28:12,802 --> 00:28:14,171
to go over all the paperwork.
400
00:28:14,204 --> 00:28:15,706
And, uh, thanks again, ya hear.
401
00:28:16,907 --> 00:28:17,675
Hey, sweet potato.
402
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:19,751
It's your sugar bear.
Rawr!
403
00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:21,812
Skip that one.
404
00:28:23,647 --> 00:28:26,885
Ms. Grange,
Sonny Knox, 96.6 Radio.
405
00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,285
Tryin' to reach Bobby Joe.
406
00:28:28,319 --> 00:28:29,287
If you hear from him,
407
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,356
please have him call
as soon as possible.
408
00:28:31,388 --> 00:28:32,723
Want to get this deal done.
409
00:28:32,749 --> 00:28:35,108
It's a great opportunity for your client
410
00:28:35,134 --> 00:28:36,261
and for me, as well.
411
00:28:36,293 --> 00:28:39,496
Thank you. Hope to see both
of you soon, counselor.
412
00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:41,566
Merry Christmas, all that jazz.
413
00:28:44,909 --> 00:28:47,376
Any idea who the Bobby Joe guy is?
414
00:28:47,704 --> 00:28:49,368
Number was a pay phone.
415
00:28:50,707 --> 00:28:52,299
And the Knox character?
416
00:28:52,409 --> 00:28:53,956
I left a message.
417
00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:56,736
Maybe he's celebratin' the holidays.
418
00:28:57,647 --> 00:29:00,851
I'll check him out
when I get down there, huh?
419
00:29:11,294 --> 00:29:13,321
Go get her and bring her back.
420
00:29:14,856 --> 00:29:16,547
I'll do my best.
421
00:29:16,884 --> 00:29:18,739
That I promise you.
422
00:29:19,272 --> 00:29:20,665
I'm gonna hold you to it.
423
00:29:21,705 --> 00:29:22,940
Yeah.
424
00:29:47,646 --> 00:29:49,098
Leon and Clinton.
425
00:29:49,124 --> 00:29:50,293
I'll explain later.
426
00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:51,976
They're gonna watch the house
while we're gone.
427
00:29:52,002 --> 00:29:53,404
Ain't that right, boys?
428
00:29:53,436 --> 00:29:54,539
Yeah.
429
00:29:54,571 --> 00:29:56,211
Works out good, too.
430
00:29:56,237 --> 00:29:57,813
Got a ant problem at our place.
431
00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,146
We're better off here.
432
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,611
Christmas ants, ya know?
433
00:30:00,645 --> 00:30:03,381
Uh, nope.
Not sure if I do.
434
00:30:03,414 --> 00:30:05,817
You know, those ants that only
come out at Christmastime.
435
00:30:05,849 --> 00:30:07,551
They everywhere this time of year!
436
00:30:07,585 --> 00:30:09,287
Our house is full
of those little dudes.
437
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,754
Goddamn Christmas ants!
438
00:30:10,788 --> 00:30:12,857
- They red or green or...
- Nah.
439
00:30:12,889 --> 00:30:16,211
They just come out at Christmas.
They Christmas ants.
440
00:30:16,394 --> 00:30:18,429
Yeah, there's ants
in my underwear drawer.
441
00:30:18,462 --> 00:30:20,379
That's 'cause your underwear
ain't clean.
442
00:30:20,531 --> 00:30:22,300
Man, what you doin'
in my underwear drawer?
443
00:30:22,332 --> 00:30:23,834
You know they ate my banana?
444
00:30:23,915 --> 00:30:25,937
I left it on the table, and they ate it.
445
00:30:28,836 --> 00:30:29,906
Right.
446
00:30:32,766 --> 00:30:35,187
Uh, Leonard.
We gotta go.
447
00:30:35,346 --> 00:30:37,949
You turkeys help yourself
to whatever's in the fridge.
448
00:30:37,982 --> 00:30:40,417
I counted my cookies, so hands off.
449
00:30:40,451 --> 00:30:42,287
Yes!
450
00:31:01,395 --> 00:31:04,432
♪ Said, Lord ♪
451
00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:07,234
♪ How I love to ride ♪
452
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:12,240
♪ Yes, Lord ♪
453
00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:14,908
♪ How I love to ride ♪
454
00:31:17,254 --> 00:31:22,059
♪ Over the prairie,
across to the mountainside ♪
455
00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:27,421
♪ I went down
to my prayin' ground ♪
456
00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:30,316
♪ Fell down on my knees ♪
457
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,995
♪ I went down
to my prayin' ground ♪
458
00:31:35,029 --> 00:31:38,299
♪ And fell down on my knees ♪
459
00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,270
- Goddamn fly.
- ♪ I ain't cryin' for no religion ♪
460
00:31:42,302 --> 00:31:45,871
♪ Lord, give me back
my good gal, please ♪
461
00:31:46,302 --> 00:31:48,205
♪ Well ♪
462
00:31:48,309 --> 00:31:50,762
♪ Lord ♪
463
00:31:50,877 --> 00:31:53,446
♪ How I love to ride ♪
464
00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:58,160
♪ I said, Lord ♪
465
00:31:58,385 --> 00:32:00,340
_
466
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:06,526
Mornin'.
467
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,043
Howdy.
468
00:32:15,069 --> 00:32:18,045
Aw, that's
a fine-lookin' man.
469
00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:20,031
Ain't he a picture, Pete?
470
00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:22,110
- Th-Thank you, ma'am.
- Yeah.
471
00:32:22,343 --> 00:32:23,708
You got a bathroom I can use?
472
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:26,488
It's broke.
Go around behind the shack.
473
00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:32,686
Whatchu doin' with that cracker?
474
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,953
You in trouble, son?
475
00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:36,690
That is one sorry-lookin'
white boy.
476
00:32:36,723 --> 00:32:38,504
What you and him doin' together?
477
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:40,879
Just travelin'.
478
00:32:41,032 --> 00:32:42,855
With him?
What for?
479
00:32:46,377 --> 00:32:49,711
To tell you the truth,
he had brain fever as boy.
480
00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:51,072
Ain't too bright.
481
00:32:51,571 --> 00:32:53,973
My mama used to work
for his mama when we was kids.
482
00:32:54,007 --> 00:32:57,038
When she died, we felt sorry
for him and took him in.
483
00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:58,484
Grew up together.
484
00:32:58,510 --> 00:32:59,979
Kinda feel a little sorry for him.
485
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,923
That's a lordly thing
your mama did,
486
00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:06,453
takin' in a dimwitted white boy
like that.
487
00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:07,887
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, ma'am.
488
00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:10,857
But, you know,
I use him as a chauffeur.
489
00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:13,310
This way I can keep my eye on him.
490
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,387
Keep him outta trouble.
491
00:33:16,199 --> 00:33:18,174
Bathroom's inside.
492
00:33:18,335 --> 00:33:21,017
It ain't really broke.
You need it?
493
00:33:21,902 --> 00:33:23,914
- Nice little place you got here.
- No.
494
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,022
Hey.
495
00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:28,376
Them boiled peanuts?
496
00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:30,506
I-I ain't had boiled peanuts
497
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,159
long as I can remember.
498
00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:38,872
They ain't ready yet.
499
00:33:39,193 --> 00:33:40,723
- Come here, you.
- Damn!
500
00:33:42,042 --> 00:33:43,137
Yes, ma'am.
501
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:50,731
Your mama must've been
a saintly woman.
502
00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:52,293
Praise be to Jesus.
503
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,832
Where you boys headed?
504
00:33:53,966 --> 00:33:56,169
Uh... Grovetown.
505
00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:57,637
- Grovetown?!
- Grovetown?
506
00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,103
- With him?!
- With him?!
507
00:33:59,572 --> 00:34:01,674
Grovetown.
508
00:34:06,866 --> 00:34:08,688
- What's so funny?
- Nothin' funny about it.
509
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,990
Whoo-hoo!
Nothin' at all!
510
00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:12,920
You gonna have
a good time in Grovetown.
511
00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:15,495
They gonna love you there.
512
00:34:19,026 --> 00:34:20,928
- Y'all have a nice day.
- Ooh, Lord!
513
00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:24,488
Merry Christmas, now.
514
00:34:24,514 --> 00:34:26,206
- Grovetown!
- Whoo!
515
00:34:27,803 --> 00:34:29,206
Bless 'em.
516
00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:32,940
What'd you tell them
folks back there?
517
00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:35,909
Nothin'.
518
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:39,677
They sure were findin'
somethin' funny.
519
00:34:40,168 --> 00:34:41,649
Yeah, well, maybe
they ain't used
520
00:34:41,682 --> 00:34:43,584
to black and white folks mixin'.
521
00:34:46,321 --> 00:34:49,575
Maybe when we get there,
you lay low.
522
00:34:50,351 --> 00:34:51,715
Stay in the car.
523
00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:53,503
Let me do the talkin'.
524
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,664
Whatchu tryin' to say?
What, I can't play it cool?
525
00:34:57,698 --> 00:35:00,000
Nah. Worries me is you like
confrontation too much.
526
00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:02,903
Well, what worries me is that
you don't like it enough, Hap.
527
00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:04,262
I mean, I been in 'Nam.
528
00:35:04,638 --> 00:35:05,840
I can handle Grovetown.
529
00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:07,073
Not just Grovetown.
530
00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:09,175
It's you in Grovetown.
531
00:35:09,209 --> 00:35:10,944
Well, they don't mess with me,
I won't mess with them.
532
00:35:10,977 --> 00:35:12,579
Well, what about
when they do mess with you?
533
00:35:12,613 --> 00:35:13,681
I bear arms.
534
00:35:13,714 --> 00:35:15,216
Wrong answer.
535
00:35:15,249 --> 00:35:17,818
You know what guns means.
It just mean more guns.
536
00:35:18,176 --> 00:35:21,037
I'd rather be judged by 12
than carried by 6.
537
00:35:21,701 --> 00:35:23,757
I just wanna go down there
and find Florida, not...
538
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:24,924
Well, me, too.
539
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,260
Not have some kind of shootout
540
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,928
like in the O.K. Corral.
541
00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:30,664
Whatchu packin' back there?
542
00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:33,566
A shotgun.
Broke it down, in plastic.
543
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,868
Oh, okay.
544
00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:37,326
Couple of Winchesters,
.30-30s
545
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:40,191
and a .45 with some ammo
in a lockbox.
546
00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:41,756
You bring the Gyrocopter?
547
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,827
In the lockbox, Hap.
548
00:35:43,983 --> 00:35:45,719
- In the lockbox.
- "In the lockbox."
549
00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:53,654
Wait a minute.
550
00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:55,089
P-Pull over right here
for a second.
551
00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,526
This here Devil's Crossing.
552
00:36:01,093 --> 00:36:03,030
That's what it says.
553
00:36:03,062 --> 00:36:04,765
You don't know what this is?
554
00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:06,326
Nope.
555
00:36:06,517 --> 00:36:08,320
But I bet you gonna tell me.
556
00:36:08,478 --> 00:36:10,613
You ain't go no damn taste in music.
557
00:36:10,803 --> 00:36:13,039
Grew up listenin' to that
Pat Boone imitation bullshit,
558
00:36:13,073 --> 00:36:15,174
then you crossed over
to that hippy-drug shit
559
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,910
they was pumpin' in the '70s.
560
00:36:16,944 --> 00:36:19,453
All right, all right.
So, tell me.
561
00:36:19,713 --> 00:36:21,582
What is the Devil's Crossroads?
562
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:26,319
Well, legend has it,
old blues man came here
563
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,027
and sold his soul to the Devil,
564
00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:29,905
right here in this spot.
565
00:36:29,931 --> 00:36:33,102
They ate each other's turds,
sucked each other's carrots,
566
00:36:33,327 --> 00:36:35,451
some hocus pocus crap like that.
567
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,164
Anyway, that old boy became
568
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:40,200
the greatest blues man ever lived.
569
00:36:42,135 --> 00:36:44,071
I thought that was Bobby Johnson.
570
00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:45,705
Oh, no!
He just stoled it from him!
571
00:36:45,738 --> 00:36:47,206
Well, who the hell was it, then?
572
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,008
Boy named L.C. Soothe.
573
00:36:51,812 --> 00:36:54,615
Uncle Chester said
he went to see him as a kid.
574
00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:56,171
Sparks shot off from his fingers.
575
00:36:56,197 --> 00:36:58,051
- Oh, get outta here.
- Eyes glowed yellow
576
00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:00,007
as he choked on that old guitar.
577
00:37:00,187 --> 00:37:01,562
Well...
578
00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:05,405
I gotta admit, Hap.
I ain't never heard of him.
579
00:37:05,635 --> 00:37:07,391
Yeah, you ain't the only one.
580
00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:12,483
Any blues fan worth his salt
know who L.C. Soothe is, though.
581
00:37:18,705 --> 00:37:20,682
- Say, Hap.
- Mm-hmm.
582
00:37:20,891 --> 00:37:22,765
What would you sell your soul for?
583
00:37:25,211 --> 00:37:27,960
If I said world peace,
you'd only call me a hippie.
584
00:37:28,827 --> 00:37:30,433
You are a hippie.
585
00:37:30,883 --> 00:37:32,785
Hippie mixed
with old-ass hippie.
586
00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:36,523
What about you?
587
00:37:36,724 --> 00:37:38,417
Oh, that's easy.
588
00:37:38,732 --> 00:37:41,093
Endless supply
of Nilla Wafers,
589
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:42,369
ocean full o' Dr. P.
590
00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:48,749
Oh, we sound like
a couple old farts.
591
00:37:50,867 --> 00:37:52,659
Don't you even think about it.
592
00:37:52,939 --> 00:37:54,107
Your butt feel like yodeling,
593
00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:56,409
you better pull over
and let it out.
594
00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:57,910
Hey.
595
00:37:57,944 --> 00:37:59,179
What's his game?
596
00:37:59,211 --> 00:38:01,914
The hell?
I don't know.
597
00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:03,417
Damn, he's close.
598
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:04,759
The hell?
599
00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:08,283
What's he want?
Come on! Pass!
600
00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:15,757
What the hell?
601
00:38:23,069 --> 00:38:24,104
Man!
602
00:38:27,753 --> 00:38:30,040
Well, that was neighborly.
603
00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:36,283
Well, maybe we should think
about keeping them guns
604
00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:38,787
up front from now on, huh?
605
00:38:39,090 --> 00:38:43,090
_
606
00:38:57,765 --> 00:38:59,891
Merry Christmas, East Texas.
607
00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:02,905
That was a sweet one
from Frog Eyes Johnson,
608
00:39:02,931 --> 00:39:05,834
and you're listenin' to 96.6,
609
00:39:06,024 --> 00:39:09,027
Your Blues Fix,
where the blues never die.
610
00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:11,996
Here's an old classic to put
some bounce in your mistletoe.
611
00:39:12,029 --> 00:39:14,365
♪ Ding, ding, dong
what a big parade ♪
612
00:39:14,399 --> 00:39:15,667
♪ Ding, ding, dong ♪
613
00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:18,003
- ♪ What a big parade ♪
- So much for bad, old Grovetown.
614
00:39:18,036 --> 00:39:19,405
♪ Ding, ding, dong
what a big parade ♪
615
00:39:19,437 --> 00:39:22,587
Place look like a goddamn
Hallmark card.
616
00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:25,016
I don't see any black folk, though.
617
00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:26,044
You noticed, huh?
618
00:39:27,411 --> 00:39:30,381
Keep expectin' Rod Serling
to pop out any minute
619
00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:32,317
and give us the damn lowdown.
620
00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:34,651
You've crossed over to...
621
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:36,422
"The Twilight Zone."
"The Twilight Zone."
622
00:39:43,783 --> 00:39:45,598
♪ The north wind says
it's going to snow ♪
623
00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:47,266
Merry Christmas.
624
00:39:47,299 --> 00:39:49,335
♪ The north wind says
it's going to snow ♪
625
00:39:49,368 --> 00:39:51,904
♪ The north wind says
it's going to snow ♪
626
00:39:51,937 --> 00:39:54,351
♪ And paint
the whole world white ♪
627
00:40:01,212 --> 00:40:03,648
_
628
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,556
Who the hell
are they supposed to be?
629
00:40:11,589 --> 00:40:12,658
- What, them?
- Yeah.
630
00:40:12,690 --> 00:40:14,428
That's the Three Wise Men.
631
00:40:14,525 --> 00:40:16,966
Look more like
the Three Ken Dolls to me.
632
00:40:17,261 --> 00:40:19,530
Three whitest black people
I ever seen.
633
00:40:19,563 --> 00:40:21,033
Hey, now.
Behave, Leonard.
634
00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:22,760
Aw, come on.
They got a blonde wig on Mary.
635
00:40:22,786 --> 00:40:25,994
- I said behave.
- Can I help you?
636
00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:33,498
I'm afraid we're all booked up.
637
00:40:33,914 --> 00:40:36,621
The holidays.
You know how it is.
638
00:40:36,647 --> 00:40:39,230
I sure do know how it is.
639
00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:41,620
Uh, ma'am, we were wondering
640
00:40:41,652 --> 00:40:44,177
if this, uh... this woman
was stayin' here.
641
00:40:44,906 --> 00:40:46,675
Her name is Florida Grange.
642
00:40:49,401 --> 00:40:51,900
Nobody by that name
is stayin' here.
643
00:40:52,230 --> 00:40:54,233
Nobody by that color either, I bet.
644
00:40:55,266 --> 00:40:56,268
We don't take kindly
645
00:40:56,301 --> 00:40:58,932
to smart mouths around here.
646
00:40:59,203 --> 00:41:01,472
Now, I told you
that lady is not here,
647
00:41:01,505 --> 00:41:04,042
so I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.
648
00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:07,932
I got church service to go to,
and I have to lock up.
649
00:41:07,958 --> 00:41:10,494
Well, we hope you have
a nice day, ma'am, and...
650
00:41:10,582 --> 00:41:13,217
and thank you
so much for your help.
651
00:41:18,529 --> 00:41:20,565
Why don't you just
kiss her ass cheeks?
652
00:41:20,591 --> 00:41:22,360
Massage her feet
while you're at it?
653
00:41:22,393 --> 00:41:24,096
Well, I find you get more
with a little sugar
654
00:41:24,129 --> 00:41:25,596
than vinegar, Leonard.
655
00:41:25,629 --> 00:41:27,098
Yeah, well, I was usin' brown sugar.
656
00:41:27,132 --> 00:41:28,334
That always gets me
what I want.
657
00:41:28,366 --> 00:41:30,125
- Ladies.
- Strange.
658
00:41:30,305 --> 00:41:32,073
It's almost as if she didn't like you.
659
00:41:32,099 --> 00:41:33,968
Maybe it was this sexy vest
I was wearin'.
660
00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:35,507
Oh, personally,
I've always found that vest
661
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:37,656
a little [HUFFS] scary on you.
662
00:41:38,197 --> 00:41:39,794
You check out her hairdo?
663
00:41:40,511 --> 00:41:42,680
Lady gotta have
one heck of a strong neck
664
00:41:42,714 --> 00:41:44,315
to hold that shit up.
665
00:41:44,341 --> 00:41:45,510
You see the part
where it was braided?
666
00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:48,031
- It looked like a little butthole.
- Oh, gave you a little flutter, huh?
667
00:41:48,064 --> 00:41:49,721
Ha ha, very funny.
668
00:41:49,754 --> 00:41:50,823
Let's just find Florida,
669
00:41:50,855 --> 00:41:53,058
get out of white-man fantasy
before "Matlock" come on
670
00:41:53,091 --> 00:41:54,058
and you can't find nobody.
671
00:41:54,091 --> 00:41:55,192
I don't know.
672
00:41:55,218 --> 00:41:57,424
I'm beginning to appreciate
the quaintness of this town.
673
00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:59,131
Why don't you just move here?
674
00:42:10,341 --> 00:42:11,988
Or maybe not.
675
00:42:19,611 --> 00:42:22,596
Startin' to get that
"Twilight zone" feeling again.
676
00:42:22,622 --> 00:42:24,846
This season on
Hap and Leonard.
677
00:42:25,096 --> 00:42:26,948
We lookin' for Florida Grange.
678
00:42:26,974 --> 00:42:28,791
Nobody knows where she is.
679
00:42:28,817 --> 00:42:30,995
I'm the law and you best
remember that.
680
00:42:31,021 --> 00:42:33,565
Sorry I got you into this mess Leonard.
681
00:42:33,591 --> 00:42:35,974
- ***
- Finish what we started.
682
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,517
If you still here tomorrow,
don't say I didn't warn you.
683
00:42:40,031 --> 00:42:43,945
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