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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,300 Episode 1 2 00:00:10,255 --> 00:00:13,290 DumbLand 3 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:17,450 THE NEIGHBOR 4 00:00:29,970 --> 00:00:31,600 Yes? 5 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:39,150 I was just looking at that wooden shed over there. 6 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,900 Oh... Yes...? 7 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,800 I like that shed. 8 00:00:53,419 --> 00:00:55,650 That's my shed. 9 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,000 I know it's your fucking shed! 10 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,500 I like that wooden shed. 11 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,650 I have a false arm... 12 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,800 What's that you say? 13 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,440 Fuck you, you motherfuckin' helicopters, you motherfuckers! 14 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:58,000 Fuck you, you fuck! You fucking motherfucking helicopters! 15 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:02,400 Fuck you! Fuck you, you fucking motherfuckers! 16 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:20,800 I heard once someone said you fuck ducks. 17 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:44,100 I am a one-armed duck-fucker. 18 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:49,020 THE END 19 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,550 Episode 2 20 00:03:02,505 --> 00:03:05,540 DumbLand 21 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:09,700 THE TREADMILL 22 00:03:53,178 --> 00:03:55,735 Stop your fucking exercising! 23 00:04:00,145 --> 00:04:03,600 Hey dad, let me try! Hey dad, let me try! Hey dad... 24 00:04:09,172 --> 00:04:10,595 Fuckin' twit. 25 00:05:28,093 --> 00:05:30,535 'Scuse me! 26 00:05:31,571 --> 00:05:33,031 Hi. 27 00:05:34,909 --> 00:05:37,311 What the fuck... 28 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:40,881 You look like you might be interested in a household product 29 00:05:40,935 --> 00:05:43,322 that makes things smell really good. 30 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,543 Smell gud 31 00:05:48,045 --> 00:05:52,500 What if I was out in yard takin' a shit? You think of that? 32 00:06:02,714 --> 00:06:07,537 I can repeat the Gettysburg Address if you'd care to hear it... 33 00:06:07,587 --> 00:06:12,527 Four score and seven years ago our forefathers brought forth 34 00:06:12,577 --> 00:06:15,247 upon this continent a new nation... 35 00:06:15,492 --> 00:06:19,179 Hey dad, hey dad! Hey dad! Hey dad! Hey dad! 36 00:06:20,265 --> 00:06:23,084 Ha! And they said you were stupid. 37 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,150 THE END 38 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:40,640 Episode 3 39 00:06:43,595 --> 00:06:46,630 DumbLand 40 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,790 THE DOCTOR 41 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:04,005 Hey! 42 00:07:06,247 --> 00:07:08,478 You got any mail for me? 43 00:07:10,405 --> 00:07:12,745 Sorry, no mail for you! 44 00:07:17,195 --> 00:07:21,415 Oh yeah? Well I got two letters for you... 45 00:07:22,705 --> 00:07:24,655 F U, stamp licker! 46 00:07:33,045 --> 00:07:35,545 Who broke the fuckin' lamp?! 47 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:41,175 I, I, I, I... 48 00:07:41,490 --> 00:07:44,416 I, I, I, I, I... 49 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:46,026 I did! 50 00:07:58,595 --> 00:08:00,895 I'll fix it my-fuckin'-self! 51 00:09:02,345 --> 00:09:04,645 I am the doctor. 52 00:09:16,645 --> 00:09:18,645 Does that hurt you? 53 00:09:20,415 --> 00:09:22,065 No. 54 00:09:31,784 --> 00:09:33,784 Does that hurt you? 55 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:36,940 No. 56 00:09:52,749 --> 00:09:54,749 Does that hurt you? 57 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,115 No. 58 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,325 Does that hurt you? 59 00:10:09,785 --> 00:10:11,435 No. 60 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:23,230 Does that hurt you? 61 00:10:23,294 --> 00:10:26,564 No... Wait just a fucking second! 62 00:10:28,335 --> 00:10:30,785 Does that hurt you?! 63 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:35,535 Does that hurt you?! 64 00:10:37,975 --> 00:10:39,365 Does that hurt you?! 65 00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:49,750 Just what I thought. 66 00:10:53,245 --> 00:10:55,645 You're completely normal. 67 00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:04,395 THE END 68 00:11:12,368 --> 00:11:14,868 Episode 4 69 00:11:17,823 --> 00:11:20,858 DumbLand 70 00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:25,018 A FRIEND VISITS 71 00:11:39,974 --> 00:11:40,984 What the fuck?! 72 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,956 - That's my new clothes line! My God! - Not for long. 73 00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:46,890 That's my clothes line! That's my clothes line! 74 00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:48,075 That's my new... 75 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:53,033 What if I had to come out in the yard at night to take a shit?! 76 00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:55,585 I could slice my fuckin' head off! 77 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:01,387 That's my new clothes line! That's my new clothes... 78 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:12,665 Say what? 79 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,020 A friend visits... 80 00:12:46,815 --> 00:12:50,035 Are you goin' up to the mountains? 81 00:12:51,935 --> 00:12:55,435 Yup. I'm goin' fishin'. 82 00:13:13,913 --> 00:13:17,385 Cut their heads off right there by the stream... 83 00:13:17,435 --> 00:13:20,635 Gut 'em... fry 'em up... 84 00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:24,570 I like to kill deer. 85 00:13:25,785 --> 00:13:27,285 Who don't? 86 00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:32,675 Same thing. I cut their heads off right there in the woods... 87 00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:34,935 Then I rip 'em open... 88 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:39,735 ...gut 'em, and fry me up some genuine old deer meat. 89 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,940 You like to kill sheep? 90 00:13:47,645 --> 00:13:49,045 Sure do. 91 00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:55,441 Same thing. Sheep are fun to have around and I like to kill 'em. 92 00:13:56,965 --> 00:14:00,115 You cut their heads off? 93 00:14:01,627 --> 00:14:03,127 Sure do. 94 00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:08,765 Same thing. Clean their heads up some and hang 'em up on the wall. 95 00:14:09,095 --> 00:14:11,545 I got two of 'em hangin' up in the latrine. 96 00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:16,715 I say, "You sheep keep starin' at me and I'm liable to shit." 97 00:14:21,505 --> 00:14:25,105 I cut the heads of all the animals I kill. 98 00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:30,355 Horse head, dog head, cat head, pig head... 99 00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:33,390 All of 'em. That's right. 100 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:38,410 I tell you what, the wall's full of 'em. Better believe it. 101 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:46,705 There's nothin' like sharin' a kill with a friend. 102 00:14:47,765 --> 00:14:50,750 I like to kill things. 103 00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:54,057 THE END 104 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:04,530 Episode 5 105 00:15:07,485 --> 00:15:10,520 DumbLand 106 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:14,680 GET THE STICK 107 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:33,465 Hey dad, there's a man with a stick caught in his mouth! 108 00:15:36,555 --> 00:15:41,070 Hey dad, there's a man with a stick caught in his mouth! 109 00:15:45,585 --> 00:15:49,547 There's the man with the stick caught in his mouth! 110 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,967 Get the stick! Get the stick! Get the stick! 111 00:16:12,935 --> 00:16:14,739 Get the stick! Get the stick! 112 00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:18,475 Fuckin' stick. I'll get the fuckin' stick. 113 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,660 Get the stick! Get the stick! Get the stick! 114 00:16:48,305 --> 00:16:50,240 Get the stick! Get the stick! 115 00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:03,320 You broke his neck! You broke his neck! 116 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,895 You broke his neck! You broke his neck! 117 00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:20,295 The fucker won't sit still. 118 00:17:20,555 --> 00:17:22,640 Make him sit still! Make him sit still! 119 00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:29,712 Get the stick! Get the stick! 120 00:17:37,735 --> 00:17:39,155 Get the stick! Get the stick! 121 00:17:48,755 --> 00:17:50,968 You poked his eye out! You poked his eye out! 122 00:17:58,205 --> 00:17:59,410 Get the stick! Get the stick! 123 00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:09,385 Get the stick! Get the stick! Get the stick! 124 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,824 You poked his other eye out! 125 00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:20,630 Get the stick! Get the stick! 126 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,045 You got the stick! You got the stick! 127 00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:46,724 Watch the traffic! Watch the traffic! Watch the traffic! 128 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,800 Fucker never even said thank you. 129 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,404 THE END 130 00:19:08,377 --> 00:19:10,877 Episode 6 131 00:19:13,832 --> 00:19:16,867 DumbLand 132 00:19:17,477 --> 00:19:21,027 MY TEETH ARE BLEEDING 133 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:33,323 My teeth are bleeding! My teeth are bleeding! ... 134 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:20,670 My teeth are bleeding! My teeth are bleeding! ... 135 00:22:51,275 --> 00:22:53,375 Fuckin' flies! 136 00:22:54,722 --> 00:22:56,072 THE END 137 00:23:04,045 --> 00:23:06,545 Episode 7 138 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,535 DumbLand 139 00:23:13,145 --> 00:23:16,695 UNCLE BOB 140 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:37,630 This is how it's gonna be... 141 00:23:38,525 --> 00:23:41,485 You're gonna stay here and watch your uncle Bob. 142 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:59,200 Stop your whining, bitch! 143 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:03,340 I'm not afraid of this dickhead husband of yours. 144 00:24:07,365 --> 00:24:09,115 Uncle Bob's not feelin' well, 145 00:24:09,165 --> 00:24:12,315 you lay one hand on him and I'll cut your nuts out. 146 00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:25,325 You're goin' shoppin' with your momma. 147 00:24:25,985 --> 00:24:29,335 Remember what I told you about your nuts. 148 00:24:30,105 --> 00:24:33,605 We'll be back when we get good and ready. 149 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:39,876 Later... 150 00:25:04,525 --> 00:25:06,165 Uncle Bob! 151 00:25:09,855 --> 00:25:12,409 What's wrong with uncle Bob?! 152 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:16,175 How the fuck should I know?! 153 00:27:41,042 --> 00:27:42,492 I saw that! 154 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:46,530 Later... 155 00:27:50,939 --> 00:27:53,389 They're gone! You're safe! 156 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:55,640 She took uncle Bob to the hospital! 157 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,945 Uncle Bob bit his foot off! 158 00:28:04,966 --> 00:28:06,316 THE END 159 00:28:14,289 --> 00:28:16,789 Episode 8 160 00:28:19,744 --> 00:28:22,779 DumbLand 161 00:28:23,389 --> 00:28:26,939 ANTS 162 00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:18,488 Fuckin' ants! 163 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,820 Here it comes, fuckers. 164 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:32,295 When we look at you... 165 00:30:32,685 --> 00:30:35,937 we see an asshole. 166 00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:37,591 Ass-hole! 167 00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:39,195 Ass-hole! 168 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:45,538 When we look at you... we see an asshole. 169 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,629 Ass-hole! 170 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:54,079 When we look at you... we see a shithead. 171 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:55,880 Shit-head! 172 00:30:55,954 --> 00:31:02,354 When we look at you... we see a shithead. 173 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:05,875 Shit-head! Shit-head! 174 00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:12,331 When we look at you... we see a dumb turd. 175 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,100 Dumb turd! 176 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:20,622 When we look at you... we see a dumb turd. 177 00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:22,450 Dumb turd! 178 00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:28,587 When we look at you... we see an asshole. 179 00:31:52,010 --> 00:32:04,325 Ass-hole! Shit-head! Dumb turd! Ass-hole! Shit-head! Dumb turd! ... 180 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,525 What?! 181 00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:15,799 Fuckers! 182 00:32:22,655 --> 00:32:25,005 I'll get you, you motherf... 183 00:33:24,053 --> 00:33:25,403 THE END 12340

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