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Episode 1
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DumbLand
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THE NEIGHBOR
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Yes?
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I was just looking at that
wooden shed over there.
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Oh... Yes...?
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I like that shed.
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That's my shed.
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I know it's your fucking shed!
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I like that wooden shed.
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I have a false arm...
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What's that you say?
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Fuck you, you motherfuckin' helicopters,
you motherfuckers!
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Fuck you, you fuck!
You fucking motherfucking helicopters!
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Fuck you!
Fuck you, you fucking motherfuckers!
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I heard once someone said
you fuck ducks.
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I am a one-armed duck-fucker.
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THE END
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Episode 2
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DumbLand
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THE TREADMILL
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Stop your fucking exercising!
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Hey dad, let me try!
Hey dad, let me try! Hey dad...
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Fuckin' twit.
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'Scuse me!
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Hi.
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What the fuck...
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You look like you might be
interested in a household product
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that makes things
smell really good.
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Smell gud
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What if I was out in yard takin' a shit?
You think of that?
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I can repeat the Gettysburg Address
if you'd care to hear it...
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Four score and seven years agoour forefathers brought forth
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upon this continent a new nation...
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Hey dad, hey dad!
Hey dad! Hey dad! Hey dad!
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Ha! And they said you were stupid.
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THE END
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Episode 3
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DumbLand
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THE DOCTOR
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Hey!
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You got any mail for me?
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Sorry, no mail for you!
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Oh yeah?
Well I got two letters for you...
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F U, stamp licker!
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Who broke the fuckin' lamp?!
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I, I, I, I...
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I, I, I, I, I...
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I did!
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I'll fix it my-fuckin'-self!
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I am the doctor.
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Does that hurt you?
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No.
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Does that hurt you?
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No.
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Does that hurt you?
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No.
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Does that hurt you?
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No.
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Does that hurt you?
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No...
Wait just a fucking second!
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Does that hurt you?!
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Does that hurt you?!
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Does that hurt you?!
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Just what I thought.
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You're completely normal.
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THE END
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Episode 4
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DumbLand
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A FRIEND VISITS
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What the fuck?!
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- That's my new clothes line!
My God! - Not for long.
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That's my clothes line!
That's my clothes line!
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That's my new...
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What if I had to come out
in the yard at night to take a shit?!
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I could slice my fuckin' head off!
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That's my new clothes line!
That's my new clothes...
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Say what?
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A friend visits...
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Are you goin' up to the mountains?
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Yup. I'm goin' fishin'.
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Cut their heads off
right there by the stream...
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Gut 'em... fry 'em up...
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I like to kill deer.
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Who don't?
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Same thing. I cut their heads off
right there in the woods...
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Then I rip 'em open...
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...gut 'em, and fry me up
some genuine old deer meat.
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You like to kill sheep?
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Sure do.
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Same thing. Sheep are fun
to have around and I like to kill 'em.
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You cut their heads off?
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Sure do.
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Same thing. Clean their heads up some
and hang 'em up on the wall.
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I got two of 'em
hangin' up in the latrine.
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I say, "You sheep keep starin'
at me and I'm liable to shit."
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I cut the heads
of all the animals I kill.
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Horse head, dog head,
cat head, pig head...
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All of 'em.
That's right.
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I tell you what, the wall's full of 'em.
Better believe it.
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There's nothin' like
sharin' a kill with a friend.
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I like to kill things.
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THE END
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Episode 5
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DumbLand
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GET THE STICK
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Hey dad, there's a man
with a stick caught in his mouth!
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Hey dad, there's a man
with a stick caught in his mouth!
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There's the man with the stick
caught in his mouth!
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Get the stick!
Get the stick! Get the stick!
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Get the stick! Get the stick!
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Fuckin' stick.
I'll get the fuckin' stick.
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Get the stick!
Get the stick! Get the stick!
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Get the stick! Get the stick!
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You broke his neck!
You broke his neck!
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You broke his neck!
You broke his neck!
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The fucker won't sit still.
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Make him sit still!
Make him sit still!
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Get the stick! Get the stick!
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Get the stick! Get the stick!
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You poked his eye out!
You poked his eye out!
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Get the stick! Get the stick!
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Get the stick!
Get the stick! Get the stick!
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You poked his other eye out!
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Get the stick! Get the stick!
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You got the stick!
You got the stick!
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Watch the traffic!
Watch the traffic! Watch the traffic!
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Fucker never even said thank you.
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THE END
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Episode 6
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DumbLand
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MY TEETH ARE BLEEDING
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My teeth are bleeding!
My teeth are bleeding! ...
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My teeth are bleeding!
My teeth are bleeding! ...
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Fuckin' flies!
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THE END
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Episode 7
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DumbLand
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UNCLE BOB
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This is how it's gonna be...
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You're gonna stay here
and watch your uncle Bob.
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Stop your whining, bitch!
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I'm not afraid of this
dickhead husband of yours.
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Uncle Bob's not feelin' well,
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you lay one hand on him
and I'll cut your nuts out.
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You're goin' shoppin'
with your momma.
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Remember what I told you
about your nuts.
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We'll be back when we get
good and ready.
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Later...
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Uncle Bob!
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What's wrong with uncle Bob?!
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How the fuck should I know?!
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I saw that!
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Later...
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They're gone!
You're safe!
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She took uncle Bob to the hospital!
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Uncle Bob bit his foot off!
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THE END
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Episode 8
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DumbLand
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ANTS
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Fuckin' ants!
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Here it comes, fuckers.
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When we look at you...
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we see an asshole.
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Ass-hole!
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Ass-hole!
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When we look at you...we see an asshole.
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Ass-hole!
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When we look at you...we see a shithead.
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Shit-head!
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When we look at you...we see a shithead.
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Shit-head!Shit-head!
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When we look at you...we see a dumb turd.
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Dumb turd!
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When we look at you...we see a dumb turd.
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Dumb turd!
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When we look at you...we see an asshole.
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Ass-hole! Shit-head! Dumb turd!Ass-hole! Shit-head! Dumb turd! ...
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What?!
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Fuckers!
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I'll get you, you motherf...
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THE END
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